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Der DWSage: Swordsage is pretty close. It's a kind of Thief/Wizard mix.
Besyanteo: Heya
Thramkalith: Hrm...
Lithaladhwen: Brian and I were grocery shopping.
Thramkalith: Hrmm... Though the way Swordsages recharge their manuevers makes children cry >_>
Der DWSage: Dude, what're you talking about?
Der DWSage: Warblades.
Thramkalith: Heh
Der DWSage: They get theirs as a swift action, so long as they follow it up with either nothing or a Full Attack.
Thramkalith: Of course, Warblades trade all the cool manuevers for that recharge :p
Der DWSage: o_o
Besyanteo: ... Dude
A Rockin SN: Fuck you Thram. >:P
Der DWSage: Stone Dragon = Awesome.
Besyanteo: You're stupid
Besyanteo: stop talking
A Rockin SN: So's Tiger Claw
A Rockin SN: Tiger Claw, Iron Heart, Stone Dragon
Thramkalith: Pleh, I was never overfond of Tiger Claw. And I tend to make overly controversal statements for fun.
Thramkalith: That aside, some White Raven stuff is nifty.
A Rockin SN: White Raven is Warblade too :[
Thramkalith: Like that charge of theirs that adds 10 damage
A Rockin SN: Tiger Claw is awesome for a TWFer
Besyanteo: I will inviteDougandderailthiswholeevneing,
Besyanteo: I willfuckingdoit.
A Rockin SN: Dancing/Raging Mongoose
Thramkalith: But I like the SUPER PYROKENETIC DEATH charge from Sword Sage
Lithaladhwen: I think Brian is going to do other things this evening.
Lithaladhwen: He has tabletop stuff to plan.
Besyanteo: *nod*
Deus Fio: Okay. This means I have fewer NPCs to write anyway.
Deus Fio: I hate this part of the process ;_;
Besyanteo: Yeah...
Besyanteo: Hour late...
Lithaladhwen: Spleen.
Lithaladhwen: You need
Der DWSage: Almost done, Spleen.
Lithaladhwen: MENERGY
Lithaladhwen: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIeMJ-UVcco &mode=related&search=
Besyanteo: ....
Besyanteo: *click*
Besyanteo: >XD
Deus Fio: I know. Hour late.
Deus Fio: You should see me run tabletop 9_9
Deus Fio: It's worse.
Besyanteo: No, see,
Deus Fio: I've started games two hours late.
Besyanteo: at tabletop games, this iss called "Pizza ordering time"
Deus Fio: So order a fucking pizza.
Besyanteo: *does!*
Lithaladhwen: Powerliftingpowerrunningpowerswimm ingpowersleeping
Lithaladhwen: Powerwalkingpowereatingpowerspawni ng
Lithaladhwen: Babies!
Lithaladhwen: You'll have so many babies!
Lithaladhwen: 400 BABIES
Besyanteo: 400 BABIES!
Besyanteo: Give them chocolate and they're runn really fast!
Lithaladhwen: ABNORMALLY FAST
Lithaladhwen: THEY'LL RUN AS FAST AS
Besyanteo: LENYANS
Lithaladhwen: KENYANS
Besyanteo: damn, I lose
Lithaladhwen: PEOPLE WILL SEE THEM RUNNING AND THINK THEY'RE
Lithaladhwen: KENYANS
Lithaladhwen: COMPETING AGAINST ACTUAL
Lithaladhwen: KENYANS
Lithaladhwen: THEN IT'LL BE A TIE AND THEY'LL GET DEPORTED BACK TO
Lithaladhwen: KENYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA A
Thramkalith: What to see lions? Only in Kenya!
Thramkalith: Want to see Tigers? Only in Kenya!
Thramkalith: Come on to Kenya, we've got lions!
Thramkalith: Forget Norway!
Thramkalith: Bah, I can't remember that song right
Lithaladhwen: Sorry. If it won't let me have 400 BABIES it's lame.
Thramkalith: ... How about 99 balloons?
Besyanteo: BAdgers badgers badgers will give oyu infinite badgers, muschroosm and snakes
Besyanteo: possibly even spelled correctly
Thramkalith: Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring... Banana phone
Besyanteo: Nono, that just makes you insane.
Lithaladhwen: 99 Luftballoons is a great song.
Besyanteo: Hmm?
Lithaladhwen: *puts it on*
Besyanteo: Luftballoons?
Thramkalith: Yes!
Lithaladhwen: 99 Red Balloons. German song.
Besyanteo: AH
Lithaladhwen: Nena is Teh Awesomez
Besyanteo: Then yeah, heard it
Thramkalith: You get a trophy for using 99 red balloons simultaneously in Kingdom of Loathing
Besyanteo: I am going to be watching this Menergy thing all fucking night now
Lithaladhwen: YOU'LL BE
Lithaladhwen: UNCOMFORTABLY ENERGETIC
Besyanteo: AHHHHHHHHHHHG
Lithaladhwen: SPORTS
Lithaladhwen: YOU'LL BE GOOD AT THEM
Besyanteo: >XD
Thramkalith: http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/kenya/
Besyanteo: "Hypothetically, if KEnya were to urinate all over Norway..."
Thramkalith: literally urinate all over Norway, not just metaphorically, this arc would insure the best covearge.
Besyanteo: So. Going to get.... stuff
Thramkalith: Ninja?
Besyanteo: This might or might not include SHOCKOLATE
Thramkalith: What? You want strawberry? How about RAWBERRY!?
Lithaladhwen: RAWBERRY
A Rockin SN: KENYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaa
Thramkalith: Ken'ya believe it?
Lithaladhwen: Ken'ya quit with the puns?
Lithaladhwen: These are lame.
Lithaladhwen: I need TURBOPUNS
Deus Fio: OKAY I THINK I'M DONE.
Deus Fio: >_<
Deus Fio: *punches self in head, punches self in head, punches self in head*
Thramkalith: THESE AREN'T YOUR FATHER'S PUNS!
Der DWSage: *Punches Spleen in the face*
Deus Fio: <Tales Under the Ochre Banner, finally>
Lithaladhwen: *kicks Sage in the face*
Lithaladhwen: (With her ENERGY LEGS)
Der DWSage: *OHFUCK, KICKED WITH ENERGY LEGS*
Der DWSage: )Right, right, knock off the silly OOC banter...)
Thramkalith: ( Mother nature will be like "Slooow down." )
Deus Fio: *Zame Rostrian saw a merchant in his office an hour or two before dinner tonight.*
A Rockin SN: (Lions and tigers!)
Deus Fio: *They were in there a while, and then when they came out Zame went and hired a tracker to go...well, track.*
Deus Fio: *And now Rostrian's calling you five into the dining room for a briefing.*
Der DWSage: *There's a certain farmboy there! Because hey-it's always good to have a healer with you, even if he's not the best at it*
A Rockin SN: <Alistair!>
Deus Fio: *You were literally just pulled from whatever you were doing at the time, regardless of what it was.*
A Rockin SN: IM: Oh, man. A briefing in the dining room! Best sort of briefing, I say.
Deus Fio: *I mean, unless you were in the bathroom, or something. Rostrian wouldn't do that.*
Lithaladhwen: *Zea's in work pants and a short-sleeve shirt. Her hands are dirty like she's been digging. Pray that she was digging a flowerbed.*
Thramkalith: IM: Bloody hell, another meeting in the dining room. The actual meeting room was put in a piss poor place.
Besyanteo: (Pft. I leave for a minute, and you get started. =P)
A Rockin SN: IM: Rather annoying to pull me from planning my project though..
Der DWSage: IM:...I wonder if I can get a bite to eat while waiting for the meeting to finish.
Besyanteo: *Haku is wearing much the same ass ever he has. So, for those who haven't seen,*
Lithaladhwen: (.........The same ass?)
A Rockin SN: (Haha)
A Rockin SN: (Poor Haku, wearing ass.)
Besyanteo: *He's still a large, uncharacteristically tolerable to look at gnoll, with white fluffy wings, a blue vest and black pants*
Besyanteo: (also: =P Most of you wouldn't RP while ill. So Nyeah.)
Der DWSage: *Eh, just because Bes is doing it. He's wearing full plate with a symbol of a batch of grain on the chest, a spiffy blue cape behind him, a shield...and a nice-looking Scythe on his back.*
Der DWSage: *Zea would see that he does, in fact, have Tolaris Senior with him, looking patient*
Lithaladhwen: (Hey! I did it, too.)
Thramkalith: *The halfling was also clad in his usual bland colors, swords strapped at his waist.*
Deus Fio: Zame: We've got a job.
Thramkalith: "Noooo... I thought you called us here because we had a tea party, hey?"
Deus Fio: *ignores Erik* A guarded merchant wagon was intercepted by a group of brigands a short distance from here.
Besyanteo: *writing something down on parchment while listening*
A Rockin SN: * to himself* Brigands, good fellows those, good money.
Besyanteo: Not very well guarded, then.
Der DWSage: IM:Brigands...oh, rogues. Thieves. Bandits! That's the word.
Deus Fio: Well, that's precisely the point, Haku. It was very, very well guarded, and yet still quite easily overpowered.
A Rockin SN: I see...
Besyanteo: Huh
Der DWSage: o.o So...powerful magic, warriors, tactics, combination of three?
A Rockin SN: Or just a high number of them.
Deus Fio: It seems to be the first. Magic.
Der DWSage: *Nods, sighs* Don't like magic...
Deus Fio: Not magic that the merchant who hired us has seen before, but then again he's a merchant.
Besyanteo: Since we got the report, I assume atleast some of the people got away? *writewrite*
Besyanteo: (RP: *breaks*)
Deus Fio: Well...actually...
Deus Fio: >_>
Der DWSage: ...Hm?
Deus Fio: That's not entirely true...
Besyanteo: ...
Besyanteo: *hesighs*
Besyanteo: Hostage situation?
Der DWSage: o.o Explain?
Deus Fio: There are certain spells that don't require survivors.
Der DWSage: ...Undead?
Der DWSage: *Looks at his own scythe for a second!*
Besyanteo: *snap*
Thramkalith: *Erik shivers* "Bad business that..."
Deus Fio: Huh? No. I meant spells that allow the caster to speak with the dead <_<
Lithaladhwen: ....
Lithaladhwen: *coughs*
Besyanteo: *His attention has been grabbed*
Der DWSage: Oooh.
Lithaladhwen: So?
A Rockin SN: So they were all killed?
Deus Fio: That was the point I was trying to make.
Besyanteo: *that and hsi charcoal has been crushed in palm*
A Rockin SN: *mutters* The dead don't tend to pay well.
Besyanteo: Well. One good turn deserves another. Let's get ready and go get them.
Der DWSage: *Nods to Haku!* How is pay?
A Rockin SN: IM: Bloody goody-two-shoes.
A Rockin SN: IM: We're a bunch of mercenaries, you overgrown mutt, stop reminding us of the stick up your ass.
A Rockin SN: *grunt*
Besyanteo: (I love how Haku stirs up trouble just by having a sense of morality. XD)
Deus Fio: Any items of value you find on the persons of the brigands will probably be stolen property anyway, so I'll pay you directly.
A Rockin SN: (Nah, Alistair is just being his selfish CN self)
Lithaladhwen: (Zea is just a creepy LN.)
Der DWSage: (Tolaris is the more respectable LG! And while he has even more morality, he seems to make up for it. Somehow. :{ )
Deus Fio: (Gotta add and divide now. Dammit.)
Thramkalith: ( Erik is neutral >_> )
Der DWSage: (Such diversity of alignments...now all we need is someone evil. We need Elaith.)
A Rockin SN: (Tolaris is not as aggressive about it as Haku. :P)
Besyanteo: (Hee)
Besyanteo: (He's chaotic. =D!)
Der DWSage: (<_< I...see.)
Deus Fio: *does some figuring on a piece of paper* Less expenses, your shares would each come to about fifty five hundred pieces.
Der DWSage: Apiece, or altogether?
Deus Fio: Apiece.
Der DWSage: *Lets out a low whistle!*
Besyanteo: (... That's alot of money. o.o)
Besyanteo: (... no wait.)
Deus Fio: (Not for level 10 characters it isn't XD)
Der DWSage: (Not a lot, but it's respectable.)
Besyanteo: (CAn you tell I'm used to be low level?)
Besyanteo: (Hee)
Thramkalith: *Erik shrugs, considering quietly the 10 GP to his name he currently had.*
Arch mage144 has entered the room.
Besyanteo: (Hey!)
Der DWSage: IM:=But expenses...hm. They can add up if I'm not careful.=
Besyanteo: (We has a full set now!)
Der DWSage: (Speak o' the devil...)
Arch mage144: (I don't think I'm actually playing. I'm just here.)
Besyanteo: (And he summons Stormy on your house!)
Besyanteo: (Also: Ah well.)
Arch mage144: (I am, ironically enough, working on D&D stuff.)
Deus Fio: (Fair enough, Brian.)
Der DWSage: (House:*Has DR/Adamantine, just to fuck with him.*)
Deus Fio: (So we were told!)
Deus Fio: Essentially, I was told that one item in particular is valuable in this particular instance.
Deus Fio: It's a sword. Apparently a short sword with a green hilt and - this was drummed into my head as an important feature - a single yellow gem embedded in the hilt.
Thramkalith: "To us or to you if we bring it back?"
Besyanteo: *packing his paper stuffs away*
Deus Fio: Bring me the sword, Erik. It's none of ours to keep.
Der DWSage: IM:Note to self. Keep an eye on Erik and Alistair, lest they try to keep stuff.
A Rockin SN: (A sword with a green hilt? Killed by magic?)
A Rockin SN: (... >_&gt;-)
Lithaladhwen: (Hey! Listen! It's dangerous to go alone!)
Lithaladhwen: (Take this with you!)
Besyanteo: (?)
Thramkalith: ( Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Hey! Listen! )
Besyanteo: (Zelda Ref?)
A Rockin SN: (... Nah.)
A Rockin SN: (I was thinking more of...)
Besyanteo: (I was thining OotS)
A Rockin SN: (Yeah.)
Thramkalith: ( Yeah, that was my first thought too, actually )
A Rockin SN: (CAN EVERYONE STOP USING THE WORD BONE AS A VERB?!)
A Rockin SN: (Ahem)
Besyanteo: (*Bones Dan*)
Lithaladhwen: (Verbing weirds language, Bes.)
A Rockin SN: (... >:[ )
Deus Fio: Apparently if it weren't for the sword, we wouldn't have been hired in the first place. So be glad for it.
Besyanteo: (But I LOVE Verbing your nouns!)
Der DWSage: o.o Will keep eye out for it.
A Rockin SN: Well, every coin's a coin. How much are they paying for the sword?
Thramkalith: ( I'm in your language, nouning your verbs! )
Der DWSage: Have manufacturer insignia on it? Aside from green hilt with yellow gem.
Deus Fio: What do you mean, how much are they paying for the sword? I already told you you're getting fifty five hundred apiece.
Deus Fio: And you get none of that if you show up with no sword.
Der DWSage: *Nods*
A Rockin SN: IM: 5500?! Nice!
Besyanteo: Besides;
Thramkalith: "That means that they're paying a lot for the sword." *Erik observes idly.*
Besyanteo: What if they refuse to pay uys for taking it?
Besyanteo: (LAAAAAAAAAAAAG)
A Rockin SN: Then we just sell the sword and share it.
A Rockin SN: *shrug*
Deus Fio: ...
Besyanteo: (let me backlog a little)
Der DWSage: More important. When can we get started?
Besyanteo: (yeah, scratch)
A Rockin SN: (scratch mine then)
Deus Fio: There is no taking the sword and...listen, just go outside and talk to the tracker, okay? 9_9
Deus Fio: Half-elf, black leather coat, can't miss him.
Der DWSage: *Nods, stands up!* Thank you, Zame. Gentlemen, Zea? Let's go.
Besyanteo: *he stands!*
Der DWSage: IM:=Before we degenerate to bickering and fighting again.=
Der DWSage: *Walks out!*
Besyanteo: (This is why I need to finish Sylvia: Sausage-fest!)
Der DWSage: *Clank, clank, clank*
Thramkalith: *Erik is quiet again, moving with the others.*
Besyanteo: *he whispers to Zea*
Lithaladhwen: *nods*
T3chn0Namagomi has entered the room.
Deus Fio: *The man is, as Zame said, outside, and is, indeed, a half-elf in a black leather coat.*
Besyanteo: *he puts on a pair of bracers!*
A Rockin SN: *shrugs and walks out*
Der DWSage: *Waves to him!*
Der DWSage: You are tracker?
Deus Fio: Tracker: I am.
Der DWSage: *Nods* What can tell us, then?
Der DWSage: And sorry-not first language. Am still slow.
Deus Fio: Mr. Rostrian sent me to track the thieves from the place where the bodies were found back to their hideout.
Besyanteo: Ah. I hope you did that before coming here?
Deus Fio: *He speaks almost like someone reciting a litany they have practiced to a group of unruly nine-year-olds.*
A Rockin SN: *yawns* Alright, alright.
Thramkalith: *Erik is quiet for this part. Talking was for meetings and journeies.*
Deus Fio: The path I marked for the five of you to follow leads from the edge of a wood to within earshot of the sentry.
Der DWSage: *Nods, waiting for him to finish*
Lithaladhwen: IM: Not bad territory for me, then. Might be okay.
Besyanteo: *he nods*
Deus Fio: The enemy camp is surrounded by dense foliage and well-hidden.
Deus Fio: It is evidently very new, possibly created for the specific purpose of the capture of the shipment.
Der DWSage: ...What makes you say that?
Deus Fio: It is my business to know these things, I am an expert.
Thramkalith: "Great, they are probably prepared to be attacked then... They'll likely be on alert until they leave..." *Erik mutters, irritated.*
Der DWSage: *Nods* Then...if you were us, how would you approach?
Deus Fio: The ground is not worn in a predictable pattern, nor have they cleared their immediate area of prime kindling.
Deus Fio: If I were you, I would attack the sentry from every side and hope to silence him before he had a chance to raise an alarm.
A Rockin SN: (Brb)
Der DWSage: o.o How many sentry?
Deus Fio: I am not a trained fighter, thus I do not know for certain if this is the best method.
Lithaladhwen: IM: There's something.....
Lithaladhwen: IM: This man thinks in italics.
Besyanteo: IM: Yes yes, you're full of yourself.
Besyanteo: IM: Go away.
Der DWSage: *Shrug* You know more of location than me. Want as much information before I risk life for money.
Lithaladhwen: IM: That's just weird to talk lik-- oh Gods. I do think in italics, too, don't I?
Besyanteo: (Also: Did she pick up on the HTML markers?!)
Lithaladhwen: (People who think in italics are very dangerous and must be watched carefully.)
Lithaladhwen: (Preferably from a safe distance.)
Besyanteo: (Pft)
Lithaladhwen: (I, for instance, think in italics.)
Der DWSage: (*Gets the reference!*)
Deus Fio: One for the time being; the general pattern of such camps is to post one sentry during daylight and two sentries at night.
A Rockin SN: (Back)
Der DWSage: *Nods, looking at the assembled group they have!*
Deus Fio: The time when the sentry is most vulnerable is at the extreme end of his shift.
Besyanteo: (Haku: ... So this is why people go CE. o_o)
Der DWSage: But also when most likely to get reinforcements...hrm.
Deus Fio: This time is your target.
Deus Fio: (I should mention: This conversation was held on the move.)
Lithaladhwen: (Noted.)
Besyanteo: (ah, kay)
Deus Fio: (And he wasn't looking at any of you the entire time, just staring straight ahead. It was annoying.)
Der DWSage: *Seems to have infinite patience!*
Der DWSage: *Zea will notice that grandpa Tolaris has been hanging back most of this time-he's only whispered something to Tol once*
A Rockin SN: *twitch* IM: Man, he's annoying, accenting words like this, every so often... Man he's annoying... Damn, I'm doing it too!
Der DWSage: How many in camp itself?
Thramkalith: *Erik is quiet, refusing to share a conversation with someone as eccentric as he is.*
Deus Fio: I saw four, but the camp seems to have been able to provide for six or seven.
Deus Fio: With any luck those missing will not return before your mission is complete.
Der DWSage: That few? Right...magic.
Der DWSage: *Turns to Zea and Alistair!* If Mages have magic traps...can find them?
Deus Fio: I have swept the area for magic traps and disabled a handful.
A Rockin SN: I don't know... Sorry.
Lithaladhwen: *nods to the elf* Thank you.
Besyanteo: IM: Are all elves his annoying?
Deus Fio: The rest do not lie on the path laid out for you though deviating from your path will be dangerous.
Deus Fio: Any questions?
Besyanteo: IM: No wonder the Ancestors were frightened to eat them.
Thramkalith: ( Yes, why do you talk like Captain Kirk? )
Deus Fio: (I really wish you guys could hear the way he sounds in my head.)
Besyanteo: (... *facepalm*)
Der DWSage: o.o Many. Like...um...did you see where might have treasure kept?
Besyanteo: (Now THAT will be stuck in ym head all session XD)
Deus Fio: That was not a concern of mine.
Der DWSage: (I'm imagining Haku trying to eat his face, only for the elf to start talking. And then nauseating the Gnoll Bard. :{ )
Besyanteo: (=D!)
Der DWSage: *Nods* Fair.
Deus Fio: The target weapon was not sighted.
Der DWSage: Can describe layout?
Der DWSage: (Also, Spleen:What time of day is it going to be when we arrive?)
Der DWSage: *Clanking the entire time!*
Deus Fio: Five tents describing a semicircle around the campfire.
Besyanteo: (... I wonder if using the rgease spell on hsi armor would make it quietter?)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Haku: Only you can promote forest fires.)
Besyanteo: (=D!!)
Der DWSage: (That would only make it both squeak and squelch.)
Der DWSage: (Which might be an improvement, but probably not.)
Besyanteo: (Hee)
Deus Fio: (Sundown will likely come while you're reaching the camp.)
Der DWSage: Five tents...not too big.
Der DWSage: Hope haven't already moved, though...
Lithaladhwen: IM: Small group, then. Powerful individuals, it seems.
Lithaladhwen: IM: So they didn't just get swarmed.
Der DWSage: IM:Magic he'd never seen before...
Besyanteo: IM: Let's hope I'm some use this time, eh?
Thramkalith: *Erik draws his flachion... Just in case.*
Deus Fio: *You're in the woods.*
Lithaladhwen: (Yay! That means happy undead for Zea.)
Lithaladhwen: (Wraaaaaiths.)
Besyanteo: *keeps his force bow ready!*
T3chn0Namagomi: (Flachion. I need a flachion.)
Deus Fio: *He's following the trail he made before with weird little bits of sticky blue cloth.*
Der DWSage: *Clank clank clank! Walking with Scythe out, though at a rather relaxed angle!*
A Rockin SN: *prepares his bow too!*
Deus Fio: *The trail is pretty easy to follow, while being pretty inconspicuous for anyone who doesn't know to look for it. This guy's a jerk but at least he's good at his job.*
Lithaladhwen: (Zea doesn't think he's that bad. Is she really that much more tolerant than a normal person?)
Der DWSage: <_< You are craftsman. Take pride in your work.
Deus Fio: Now then, this is where we part ways. Continue on the trail until the marks become green.
Der DWSage: And then?
Deus Fio: When they become green, proceed as quietly as possible, keeping a lookout for the sentry.
Der DWSage: 6.6
Besyanteo: *nod*
Der DWSage: *Looks at his armor, then back at Elf!* Said two sentry at night? I'd be better as distraction than sneaker...
Deus Fio: The aim is to eliminate the first sentry at the end of his shift then the next sentries when they arrive.
Thramkalith: *Erik... Doesn't exactly like how this job seems to be working out, but nods quietly.*
Deus Fio: Now I must leave. Good luck to you.
Lithaladhwen: Thanks.
Der DWSage: *Sighs* Same.
A Rockin SN: *yawn* Can always disguise myself as the first sentry so they don't raise an alarm too quick...
A Rockin SN: *smirks*
Deus Fio: *He's stealthy, too, as he slips away from your group, leaving the five of you alone with some bits of blue fabric on a tree trunk.*
Der DWSage: <_<
Thramkalith: "So, do we have a plan? I mean, his isn't much of one, do we have anything we want to make work out here?"
Der DWSage: ...Don't like idea of taking sentry out when reinforcing can come.
Der DWSage: o.o I could be distraction while you sneak in...
A Rockin SN: Well, offer of disguising myself still stands...
Lithaladhwen: Yeah. The plan so far seems to be "kill the sentries and then everyone else."
Lithaladhwen: Actually, um. Tolaris?
Lithaladhwen: *jerks a thumb toward herself* I could try.
A Rockin SN: Could always give you a rundown of what the base looks like exactly, and where the treasures are
A Rockin SN: *shrugs*
Besyanteo: *he looks at her quizically*
Der DWSage: ...Right. Scare them lots.
Deus Fio: (Are you moving while you have this conversation, or did you stop when he left?)
A Rockin SN: Right, so we're distracting them. Then what?
Lithaladhwen: (Stopping because we don't want to wander into earshot, I think.)
Besyanteo: I guess that depends on how many follow her.
Der DWSage: We sneak in, get sword, see more of plan?
Besyanteo: If it's all of them, most of us should search for the sword,
Der DWSage: Maybe stop bandits too, but sword more important.
Besyanteo: and then I can fly her the hell out while we get away
Lithaladhwen: Well, I can distract at least the day guard. I mean, young girl lost in the woods? He'd have to pay attention to that.
Der DWSage: *Nods to Haku* Good idea...Enoch not with us.
Besyanteo: (we=you all*)
Besyanteo: And if it's just the guard...
Thramkalith: "They might be... Well enough trained to assume anyone is a threat, be they a little girl alone in the woods or anyhting else..."
Besyanteo: ...
Besyanteo: Anyone have a Sap?
A Rockin SN: Actually...
Der DWSage: *Blinks*
A Rockin SN: *puts his hand in a bag of holding, and pulls out a simple Sap*
Der DWSage: Sap? Like...tree make?
Deus Fio: *You're running out of daylight relatively fast. It'd be easier to see if you were out on the open plains, but...you aren't.*
Besyanteo: Small club
Besyanteo: knocks people out
A Rockin SN: Here.
Der DWSage: *Nods, looks at the sky*
Besyanteo: Right. You can use it well?
A Rockin SN: (NOt sure if it was added to the sheet.))
A Rockin SN: I prefer my bow and arrow. Why though?
A Rockin SN: (But Sage can vouch for the fact I got it. :p)
Besyanteo: It would be easier to distreact the guard, knock him out,
Besyanteo: and kill him after quietly if we want
Besyanteo: Or not... I don';t really care.
A Rockin SN: *purses his lips* What's it matter if we kill him?
Besyanteo: *he thinks*
Besyanteo: If you mean as aopposed to knocking him out,
Besyanteo: then it';s quietter
A Rockin SN: True.
Besyanteo: ... SAomething else
Der DWSage: But don't want next sentry stumble on him.
Besyanteo: We lay him against a tree, alive and out cold
Besyanteo: The two sentries will think he dozed off and investigate
Besyanteo: And then we get them that way.
Besyanteo: Yeah?
A Rockin SN: I'm not that good with the Sap, I just can't promise I'll knock him out with it..
Der DWSage: ...Hm. Depends on how organized am...
Besyanteo: *frown*
Der DWSage: o_o One could check out area while other check guard, and then plan is bad.
Besyanteo: *he looks to Zea for suggestions*
Besyanteo: *She's being sort of quiet!*
A Rockin SN: I stand by what I said. I can always use my Alter Self to sneak in as one of them.
Lithaladhwen: I.... *sighs* I don't know.
Der DWSage: ...You seen one of them yet?
Besyanteo: ... *he blinks*
Der DWSage: Only six or seven...
Der DWSage: So they know all.
Besyanteo: *aparently he hadn't heard Alistaior the first time*
A Rockin SN: Well..
Besyanteo: That... could work
A Rockin SN: If we take out the sentry..
Besyanteo: We get the guard on this shift, and you take his place
A Rockin SN: *nods* I'll try...
A Rockin SN: IM: Man, I'm nuts.
Der DWSage: ...Too risky. If found, we can't rescue easy.
A Rockin SN: Any better ideas?
Besyanteo: The whole ting is risky.
Besyanteo: This is the best we have so far.
Lithaladhwen: Well, here's my worry. We aren't dealing with a huge group of bandits.
Lithaladhwen: We've got a small group of powerful mages from the sound of it.
A Rockin SN: Aye, they'll probably know each other well, too.
Besyanteo: (... pffft. I forgot to restore HAku's HP bnetween RPs. *does*)
Der DWSage: *Nods*
Thramkalith: "They probably all know each other intimately, too, if there's such a small group, yeah? What sort of disguise will..." *He trails off as someone else makes his point*
Der DWSage: And you might not even know name...
Der DWSage: Let alone how sentry act.
A Rockin SN: Aye, disguising would be tough...\
A Rockin SN: Any other ideas?
Der DWSage: I think it be best to have Zea and Haku distract-with me as support-while you two sneak.
Der DWSage: Find sword, get out.
Besyanteo: ...
Besyanteo: IM: I'm fine with it, but I sort of stick out.
A Rockin SN: Just set their entire camp on fire and hope the sword remains whole?
Besyanteo: Actually,
Besyanteo: We do have a midway option.
Der DWSage: Hm?
Der DWSage: ...Don't like to use Zea's...things. >_>;
Besyanteo: We strike from the darkness, at range, and then move quickly away.
Besyanteo: Never let them see us while we pick them off.
Lithaladhwen: *sigh*
Der DWSage: ...Oh.
Lithaladhwen: My... things?
Besyanteo: It's not elegant, but it's got a chance I think.
Der DWSage: Can't remember word.
Lithaladhwen: If it's dark I can create better ones. One can follow Haku and me up, hide until it's needed.
Thramkalith: *Erik stays quiet now, planning wasn't was one of his better traits*
Besyanteo: (Eril isn't the only one)
Besyanteo: (erik*)
A Rockin SN: You mean "Hit and Run".
Besyanteo: *he nods*
Der DWSage: *Scratches his chin*
Der DWSage: ...If mages, might hit back better.
Der DWSage: Still. Not bad idea. I say try it.
Besyanteo: If if if if if.
A Rockin SN: *ponders*
Besyanteo: We're impotent with if here people.
A Rockin SN: I do have an Expeditious Retreat spell ready.
Der DWSage: ...Right, Haku. Let us try it.
A Rockin SN: IM: Too bad it only works on me.
Besyanteo: ("And then they died horribly. Way to go, dog boy.")
Besyanteo: (:o)
Der DWSage: *Puts his scythe back...and takes a little strap of leather out of his belt, complete with a rock.*
Der DWSage: ("But the future refused to change...")
Besyanteo: (Heh)
Lithaladhwen: (Ha!)
Lithaladhwen: (FISSION MAILED)
Deus Fio: (My favorite aunt is here o_o)
Deus Fio: (I didn't know that was happening. Dammit.)
Der DWSage: ( :{ )
Lithaladhwen: (Hi, Spleen's favorite aunt.)
Deus Fio: (Not here, here 9_9)
Deus Fio: (She's downstairs. I went and said hi.)
Besyanteo: (Meep.)
A Rockin SN: (Maybe I'll yell it out louder and she'll hear.)
Deus Fio: (Okay, so do we have a plan of action?)
A Rockin SN: (HI, SPLEEN'S FAVORITE AUNT)
Besyanteo: (need to call things off?)
Deus Fio: (Nah. Keep going.)
Besyanteo: (as for a plan: ... We might?)
Der DWSage: (Hit and run...FROM THE DARKNESS.)
Besyanteo: (I dunno if we're in agreement)
Der DWSage: (Hopefully, the mages are distracted, and cast all their magic missile back at the darkness.)
A Rockin SN: (Yes, and while they're attacking the darkness... Okay, enough of that.)
Der DWSage: (...I know I lose from that, but it had to be said.)
Besyanteo: (That's the shitty bit about magic missile: It does kind of need line of sight.)
Der DWSage: <_< Any objection...?
A Rockin SN: *shrugs* None from me.
Thramkalith: "It'll work out..."
Besyanteo: Ready if everyone else is.
Der DWSage: *Nods* We spread out and attack, then? Watch out for trap...may know coming, if they checked them.
Lithaladhwen: *to Haku* When we get rid of the sentries, I can try to fill their camp with little floating terrible things. Sound like an okay idea?
Lithaladhwen: No risk to us, or shouldn't be.
Besyanteo: Sure. We're not going to any lengths to hide that they're udner attack.
Besyanteo: (under*)
Der DWSage: *Nods, but with a frown*
A Rockin SN: IM: We're nuts.
Besyanteo: *How is the light looking?*
Besyanteo: *This just in!*
Thramkalith: ( This just in! Some of us suck at fighting in the dark! )
Besyanteo: *There is a slight retcon for reasons BEs was just IMed about.*
Lithaladhwen: (Yeees?)
Besyanteo: *Haku has a normal looking short bow out. What long bow? Ha ha.*
A Rockin SN: *:O*
A Rockin SN: IM: Damnit! If I knew I'd have cast Low-Light vision..
Besyanteo: (So.. .we mnove out?)
Besyanteo: (Is Spleen sill here?)
Thramkalith: ( I don't know! )
Der DWSage: (I don't think so!)
Der DWSage: (For now, anyway.)
Der DWSage: *And Tolaris has a sling...*
Deus Fio: (SPLEEN IS NOW HERE NOW.)
Besyanteo: *HOW IS THAT LIGHT OUT TONIGHT?*
Deus Fio: *It's a full moon, so you have that going for you, but there's trees and shit in the way.*
A Rockin SN: *casts "Mage Armor" on himself!*
Der DWSage: <_<
Deus Fio: (Magic Missile only needs line of effect, which is not blocked by trees.)
A Rockin SN: (Presuming they're not close enough that.)
A Rockin SN: (Yet)
Der DWSage: I'm most like to be detected...I'll seperate some.
Deus Fio: (Only spells requiring an attack roll are hindered by trees.)
Besyanteo: (They don't need to know where you are to cast it?)
Deus Fio: (Know where you are, yes. See it, not necessarily.)
Besyanteo: (Whee)
Thramkalith: ( They do have to know rather precisely who they're targeting )
Deus Fio: (Okay, so what are you going to do?)
Thramkalith: *Erik perpares himself, serious and silent for... Work*
Besyanteo: (Haku and Zea were going to go towards teh senties, I believe. ... The PArty wanted us to be lost...?)
Der DWSage: *Looks at the two fleshies!*
Der DWSage: *That is, the ones who really can't take a sword to the gut very well*
Deus Fio: (Squishies, you mean?)
A Rockin SN: (Heh)
Der DWSage: ...Any chance you can make me quieter to go with you? Can't do much else...
Besyanteo: (So, I suppose Zea and I go. Ashley, yo ustill there?)
A Rockin SN: *purses his lips as he eyes Tolaris.* Let me think.
Lithaladhwen: (Yeah, I'm here...)
Besyanteo: (Roit)
Besyanteo: (Were you casting anythign first?_
Besyanteo: (Or do we just go?)
Thramkalith: ( I can't cast a thing! Yay! )
Lithaladhwen: (Nah. Let's just go.)
A Rockin SN: I can cast invisibility on you..
A Rockin SN: But only works for a minute.
Besyanteo: *Off he goes with the young lady!*
Der DWSage: ...Still clank lots. Hrm...
Der DWSage: ...I go in first, distract other people left. You two sneak in after.
Besyanteo: (Hm.)
Besyanteo: ... This would probably work better with your story if I don't look like...
Besyanteo: well, this. 6_6
A Rockin SN: (Wait, my bad. Blink lasts for 1 minute, Invisibility is MUCH longer.)
Besyanteo: Care to have a 'grandpa' for a few minutes?
Lithaladhwen: Um. Sure.
Besyanteo: (*checks duration*)
A Rockin SN: (Alter Self?)
A Rockin SN: (It's 10 minutes per level.)
Besyanteo: (Ah, good)
Besyanteo: (it's diosguise self for me, but same sduariotn)
Besyanteo: (...duration*)
A Rockin SN: (Ah.)
Besyanteo: *And...!*
Besyanteo: *He seems to melt into a somewhat shorter, very wizened male version of Zea*
Der DWSage: >_>
Der DWSage: *Claps!*
Der DWSage: *Quietly, but claps!*
A Rockin SN: Wow, you look...
A Rockin SN: Old.
Besyanteo: *in a not at all changed voice* Let's go, this only works for half an hour.
Lithaladhwen: Um. *blinks* Right.
A Rockin SN: *pulls out his ten-foot staff from his bag (?), and gives it to Haku*
A Rockin SN: *Unless he already left*
Besyanteo: ... Good idea
Besyanteo: *he takes it gingerly, and practices old man walking*
A Rockin SN: Goes with the disguise.
Besyanteo: *Ahem*
A Rockin SN: *grins* Good luck.
Lithaladhwen: So um. Yeah. Timid lost girl with her grandfather. That's me.
Lithaladhwen: >_>
Lithaladhwen: I do that.
Besyanteo: Let's go, grandaughter...
Besyanteo: *it's not a perfect impression, but eh.*
Deus Fio: (I'll be making Haku's Disguise check in secret when it comes time for the ruse to be tested.)
Besyanteo: (Most of it is magic, dammit. :-( )
A Rockin SN: (Heh)
A Rockin SN: (High CHA, though. Any Disguise skill?)
Der DWSage: Good luck.
Deus Fio: (I didn't say I wasn't going to give you your circumstance bonus.)
Besyanteo: (No. He can bluff, and perform in various ways...)
A Rockin SN: (CHA and +10 circumstance bonus is still pretty good.)
Besyanteo: (but not act or use disguise in a mundane fashion.)
Besyanteo: (*nod*)
Deus Fio: (What's your Bluff ranks?)
Deus Fio: (At least 5?)
Besyanteo: (*checks*)
Besyanteo: (0 with a +6 bonus from various feats and things.)
Deus Fio: (No synergy, then.)
Besyanteo: (anyway!)
Besyanteo: (Let's go)
A Rockin SN: (Does Disguise help bluff rolls with Synergy?)
Besyanteo: *THEY GET SIG-, er, TO THE PLACE?*
Deus Fio: (No, Dan, but Bluff helps Disguise.)
A Rockin SN: (Ah.)
A Rockin SN: (Yay, with the +2 Synergy then Alistair can get +20 Disguise)
A Rockin SN: (:p)
Deus Fio: (So Haku and Zea are now walking along the path set out for them by the tracker?)
Der DWSage: (Which leaves Tolaris and the two squishies by themselves to be incompetent!)
Besyanteo: (Sure!)
Der DWSage: *Waits for Zea and Haku to get a decent distance away...*
A Rockin SN: (Useless, yes, incompetent, not necessarily.)
Thramkalith: ( Erik was pretty sure the plan was "Disrupt the sentries and rush" He's waiting for rushing time! )
Deus Fio: *The green bits start less than a hundred yards away. The sentry's about here somewhere.*
Der DWSage: >_> How many times can you make invisible?
A Rockin SN: *whispering now* Only twice, for around ten minutes.
Besyanteo: *walks slowly and uses the staff for support*
Lithaladhwen: *to her "grandfather" Haku* Do you think if we called out we'd find anyone?
Deus Fio: (Of course, the path is rough and winding, so pretty soon no one will be able to see Zea and Haku.)
Der DWSage: *Scratches his chin!*
Lithaladhwen: There can't be anyone out here.
Der DWSage: *Looks over to Erik!* Can you do same?
Thramkalith: "Do what? Make people invisible?"
Der DWSage: *Nods*
Besyanteo: *he pulls an odd look, before sayyinfg* I'm not certain, gran-daughter... I'm afraid we may be lost well past dawn tomorrow...
Thramkalith: "No, I don't traffic in magic, it might disturb my balance."
Der DWSage: *Nods*
Besyanteo: My old bones will miss the comfort of a warm bed...
Besyanteo: IM: Watch, she'll have been serious and elbow me.
Deus Fio: *The two voices get the attention of the sentry!*
Der DWSage: Okay. Zea and Haku probably decent in five minutes...wait that long, then cast it on me. I'll go in. Wait five more minutes, then sneak in as good as possible.
Der DWSage: They won't expect three seperate attacks, I'm sure...
Besyanteo: (... XD)
Besyanteo: (This is going to go gloriously awry)
Deus Fio: *It's a single human in a breastplate, with a longsword and a shield.*
Der DWSage: (I'm counting on it.)
Thramkalith: ( Not for Erik! Everything goes right for him! :p )
Deus Fio: *He approaches quickly, barking at you in a foreign tongue.*
Besyanteo: (Which one?)
Deus Fio: (I don't have your languages here, Bes.)
Deus Fio: (What do you speak?)
Besyanteo: (Gnoll and Gorlis, so likely not Haku's. Also, I sent you my sheet earlier)
Besyanteo: (Need it again?)
Deus Fio: (No, I see the languages now. Duh. I'm stoopud.)
Lithaladhwen: (Draconic and Gorlish here. Something makes me doubt he's speaking either.)
Deus Fio: (You'd be quite right!)
Besyanteo: Oh my...
Deus Fio: Sentry: Mach lithta lach lech!
Der DWSage: (He's probably speaking Beldre, and the only one in your party that knows it is gonna be chopped up something awful. :{ )
Besyanteo: Do you speak Gorlish, young fellow...?
Deus Fio: *He makes gestures as if telling you to hit the road.*
Besyanteo: *he seems to cringe a little behind his younger, healthier grand daughter*
Deus Fio: Grilash lim don lechlata.
Lithaladhwen: I... I... don't understand.
Besyanteo: IM: I hope you have an idea... I didn't expect him to speak some other language.
Der DWSage: *Two minutes!*
Besyanteo: (*checks spell lisT*)
Deus Fio: Gorlas?
Besyanteo: (I would decide comprehend languages was unnecesary.)
Lithaladhwen: Um. Yes. *nods* I think.
Deus Fio: Gor...eh...Gorleesh?
Lithaladhwen: *nods vigorously*
Lithaladhwen: IM: This is so silly.
A Rockin SN: (To think I got a Comprehend Languages prepared.)
Deus Fio: Sama che. *he waves as if he wants you to follow him*
Besyanteo: IM: Well, this would be an ideal tiem to hit him. ... Now, with what?
Deus Fio: (Bes and Kai: Make knowledge (geography) checks to see if you can place the language.)
Lithaladhwen: *glances to Haku*
OnlineHost: Besyanteo rolled 1 20-sided die: 8
OnlineHost: Lithaladhwen rolled 1 20-sided die: 5
Besyanteo: (9)
Lithaladhwen: (Ha. No.)
Besyanteo: (What she said)
Deus Fio: (Too bad.)
Besyanteo: (Also: The guy turned around?)
Deus Fio: *He turns his back on you and walks a short distance away.*
Besyanteo: *runs a thumb over his neck*
Besyanteo: *then gets back into characteR*
Besyanteo: *he follows!*
Lithaladhwen: *follows Haku*
Besyanteo: *and tries to get up close behind teh guy*
Besyanteo: *Can I get within 5 feet with his back stull turned?*
Deus Fio: *He's not moving very fast, so yes.*
Besyanteo: *he pulls out his longsword slowly with his free hand, and...*
Besyanteo: (Are there rules for cutting a man's throat? =D)
Der DWSage: ...It's time. Cast it, please.
A Rockin SN: Alright!
Lithaladhwen: (Haku! Try to remember some of the basics of CQC.)
A Rockin SN: *casts "Greater Invisibility" on Tolaris.*
Besyanteo: (Haku: *hits x square circle x quickly*)
Deus Fio: (You're not a rogue, so no. You can make an attack against him, though, and he's flat-footed.)
Besyanteo: (ah well. HAveto make do.)
Lithaladhwen: *pulls her sickle to make Ye Olde Concerted attack*
OnlineHost: Besyanteo rolled 1 20-sided die: 20
Besyanteo: (...)
Der DWSage: Thanks. Wait five minutes-then both follow.
Arch mage144: (HAH)
Lithaladhwen: (....)
OnlineHost: Besyanteo rolled 1 20-sided die: 16
Der DWSage: (...I'd totally say Bes just cut his throat.)
Besyanteo: (lesse!)
A Rockin SN: (Haku remembered his CQC.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (HFS A CRIT?)
Besyanteo: (total is...)
Besyanteo: (26)
Der DWSage: *CLANKS HIS WAY IN*
Deus Fio: (Crit.
Deus Fio: )
Der DWSage: *While totally invisible. =D*
Besyanteo: (confirmed?)
Arch mage144: (I'd apply coup de grace rules, since the target was [basically] helpless. =P)
Besyanteo: 9ah, there it is)
Deus Fio: (No, he wasn't helpless, just dumb XP)
OnlineHost: Besyanteo rolled 1 8-sided die: 7
Besyanteo: (28)
T3chn0Namagomi: (OW)
Arch mage144: (Spleen has no sense of stealth action)
A Rockin SN: (Haku! Haku! HAAAAAAAAKUUUUUUUU! Dun dun dun!)
T3chn0Namagomi: (FISSION MAILED)
Der DWSage: (>_> Dude, he totally just made a impromptu sneak attack. I'd at least give him some extra damage...)
Der DWSage: (Ah well. I'm not GM today.)
A Rockin SN: (MASSIVE CRAB.)
A Rockin SN: (MASSIVE DAMAGE.)
Lithaladhwen: (Yeah. Stop backseat GMing. =P )
Deus Fio: (You're lucky I didn't give the guy an opposed Spot check to notice the sword coming XP)
Besyanteo: (Heh)
Besyanteo: (does 28 damage finish him?)
Deus Fio: *That probably hurts! However, he's not incapacitated yet. He looks pretty surprised, though.*
Lithaladhwen: (I don't value the rules quite as much as Spleen does, and probably cinematics slightly more.)
Besyanteo: (can I attack again?)
Deus Fio: (Make happy fun initiative rolls and we can see!)
Lithaladhwen: (Do you get more than one attack?)
OnlineHost: Lithaladhwen rolled 1 20-sided die: 15
Besyanteo: (Ashley: not per round, now)
Lithaladhwen: (16)
Deus Fio: (Not in a surprise round. One standard action.)
OnlineHost: Besyanteo rolled 1 20-sided die: 7
Besyanteo: (ha. 10.)
Deus Fio: (Actually, Ashley, you're still due your surprise round standard action.)
Lithaladhwen: (Oh! Well, then. Sickle go.)
OnlineHost: Lithaladhwen rolled 1 20-sided die: 20
Deus Fio: (XD XD XD)
Der DWSage: (...)
T3chn0Namagomi: (...)
Besyanteo: (XD)
Lithaladhwen: (....................)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Wow)
OnlineHost: Lithaladhwen rolled 1 20-sided die: 19
T3chn0Namagomi: (...)
Lithaladhwen: (...............)
Besyanteo: (GET NAOTHER)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Holy FUCK)
Der DWSage: (The rules obviously stopped applying today. They want blood.)
Besyanteo: (DO ET)
OnlineHost: Lithaladhwen rolled 1 20-sided die: 16
Besyanteo: (asww, no auto)
Lithaladhwen: (Attack bonus +9. I don't even know what I'm rolling anymore.)
Arch mage144: (That is amazing. A-fucking-mazing.)
Der DWSage: (Indeed it is.)
Arch mage144: (You rolled natural 20, you hit no matter what.)
Der DWSage: (...You fuckers are using up the good rolls. :{ )
Arch mage144: (You could have an attack bonus of -47 and you'd still hit)
Besyanteo: (SHH)
Besyanteo: (don't tell THEM that)
A Rockin SN: (I guess the dice rolls really don't like that guard.)
Deus Fio: (Yeah, but 19+9 confirms.)
Lithaladhwen: (Yeah, but I critted one roll, and if a 25 hits, I hit him the second time, too.)
Besyanteo: (massive damage!)
Lithaladhwen: (She gets two attacks per round.)
A Rockin SN: (Massive damage is per turn or per attack?)
Besyanteo: (HA)
Arch mage144: (Single attack.)
Deus Fio: (Surprise round. One standard action per combatant.)
A Rockin SN: (Ah, alright.)
Deus Fio: (Per attack, Dan.)
Lithaladhwen: (Okay. So just one critical hit.)
Der DWSage: (Spleen, that guard must die.)
OnlineHost: Lithaladhwen rolled 1 6-sided die: 6
A Rockin SN: (He'd probably have had to take a massive damage roll. :p)
Der DWSage: (Do eeeet.)
Arch mage144: (Ahahaha)
Der DWSage: (...Hah!)
A Rockin SN: (Hahaahaha)
Lithaladhwen: (Damn. Someone hates that guard.)
Lithaladhwen: (16)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Naah. Massive Damage is just if it's 50+ in one hit)
Der DWSage: (And not from seperate hits, sadly.)
Der DWSage: (Or luckily, depending.)
Deus Fio: *That looks like it hurt, too!*
Deus Fio: (Now give me initiative rolls.)
Besyanteo: (again?)
A Rockin SN: (Wow, that's a badass guard. >:P )
Lithaladhwen: (I already gave you one. 16.)
Deus Fio: (Oh, okay.)
Deus Fio: (What was yours, Bes?)
Besyanteo: (mine was 10 total)
OnlineHost: Deus Fio rolled 1 20-sided die: 11
Deus Fio: (Order is Zea, Sentry, Haku.)
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 20-sided die: 17
Besyanteo: (roll 20s!)
Deus Fio: (Is that Move Silently, Sage?)
Deus Fio: (Or did you throw your initiative into the pot?)
Der DWSage: (Move Silent-for a grand total of 13.)
A Rockin SN: (Massive Crab.)
Lithaladhwen: (RRRGGGHHH)
A Rockin SN: (... Based on real Japanese history.)
Deus Fio: (Take your turn, Ashley.)
Lithaladhwen: *Sickle swipe!*
OnlineHost: Lithaladhwen rolled 1 20-sided die: 11
OnlineHost: Lithaladhwen rolled 1 20-sided die: 7
A Rockin SN: (PEOPLE)
Besyanteo: (ANIMALS)
A Rockin SN: (Play WA4 or SO3?
Lithaladhwen: (20, 11)
Der DWSage: (Neither.)
Der DWSage: (SUFFER IN LAGTOWN.)
A Rockin SN: (:[ )
Besyanteo: (No)
Lithaladhwen: (THIS ....IS.... LAG!)
Thramkalith: ( WA4? SO3 is Star Ocean Till the End of Time, right? )
A Rockin SN: (Yes)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Yes.)
Thramkalith: ( What's WA4? I've played SO3 )
Besyanteo: (what hits?)
T3chn0Namagomi: (WA4 is Wild ARMs 4.)
Deus Fio: *The sentry's training pays off, and his shield moves like a blur to catch the first attack. The second he dodges cleanly.*
T3chn0Namagomi: (And has Brionac. Which is awesome.)
Thramkalith: ( Oh, no, just 1-3 for me )
T3chn0Namagomi: (Also because the bosses are the antithesis of standard RPG bosses. XP)
Deus Fio: *Guy wants out of here, clearly. He ducks back, trying his luck against your attacks of opportunity.*
Besyanteo: (=D!)
OnlineHost: Besyanteo rolled 1 20-sided die: 14
A Rockin SN: (Tumble checks?)
A Rockin SN: (:P)
Deus Fio: (Can't, breastplate.)
A Rockin SN: (Ah)
Besyanteo: (24)
OnlineHost: Lithaladhwen rolled 1 20-sided die: 18
Deus Fio: (Untrained anyway.)
Deus Fio: (That'll hit, both of you.)
Lithaladhwen: (27)
A Rockin SN: (Can't tumble in heavy armor? Can you in medium?)
T3chn0Namagomi: (I don't believe so)
OnlineHost: Lithaladhwen rolled 1 6-sided die: 3
OnlineHost: Besyanteo rolled 1 8-sided die: 7
Lithaladhwen: (5)
Besyanteo: (14)
Deus Fio: (No, Dan. Breastplate is medium, anyway.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (You can't tumble in anything that reduces your speed)
A Rockin SN: (Ah.)
Der DWSage: (Not without certain class feats.)
A Rockin SN: (Only in light or nothing?)
A Rockin SN: (kk)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Pretty much)
A Rockin SN: (Nekkid tumbling!
Der DWSage: (Woo! I'm invisible!)
Besyanteo: (Elan: Whee!)
T3chn0Namagomi: (HAY I'M NAKED AND INVISIBLE!)
Deus Fio: *After both attacks hit home, he stumbles and falls to the ground, bleeding heavily.*
T3chn0Namagomi: (*would cast Cat's Grace...but it's a Touch spell.*)
Besyanteo: *drags him into a bush!*
Besyanteo: *well, into heavy brush*
A Rockin SN: (Ew.)
A Rockin SN: (Haku, we didn't need to see that.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Solid Snake does it all the time, Dan.)
Besyanteo: (Now, see, Doug saved that joke.)
Besyanteo: (You owe him now.)
A Rockin SN: (:[ )
Deus Fio: *The body is hid!*
Besyanteo: *and he heads back to Zea*
Besyanteo: So much for the guard.
Der DWSage: (We do. This is a sad, sad day for all robotkind.)
Lithaladhwen: Yup. Now doesn't Alistair need to see him to disguise himself?
Lithaladhwen: Should we go retrieve the boys?
Besyanteo: Hm? ... Near as I can tell,
Besyanteo: now is when we're supposed to hurl ghosts at the camp without fear of being noticed while you summon.
Deus Fio: (FIRE THE GHOSTZOOKA)
Besyanteo: (=D!)
Deus Fio: (YOU ARE THE ANTI-GHOSTBUSTERS.)
Deus Fio: (I dunno. What happens now?)
Lithaladhwen: I can do that.
Lithaladhwen: *It's dark, yes?*
Deus Fio: *It's dark, yes.*
Besyanteo: (The plan as I understood it was for all of us to throw hell at the camp from the darkness without being seen)
Besyanteo: (I have no diea what it is now. =D)
Besyanteo: (idea* either)
Besyanteo: *while she summons...*
Besyanteo: *loot the corpse!*
Deus Fio: *Sword, bow, shield, armor. That's really about it.*
Besyanteo: (I don't suppose he can recognize a masterwork when he sees one?)
Besyanteo: (I don't have appraise, so I'm guessing no)
Deus Fio: *No bags of money, but would you take bags of money with you for guard duty?
Deus Fio: *
Lithaladhwen: *Zea is going to spend the next three rounds summoning undead. The camp acquires three wraiths.*
Besyanteo: *He'll take the armor and stow it in his pack. He can handle it!*
Besyanteo: (how much does that armor weigh?)
Lithaladhwen: *They're sent in with instructions to gang up on anyone they can find in there.*
Deus Fio: *The shield is of demonstrably exceptional make, being decorated with little reliefs.*
Deus Fio: *As for the others, you can't tell one way or another.*
T3chn0Namagomi: (This helmet, if I pick it up will make us poorer. And I am sure our collective wealth will increase the moment we put it down again.)
Deus Fio: (XD)
Besyanteo: *the shield as well then!*
Besyanteo: (=D!)
Besyanteo: *Now has a shield and armor in his pack!*
Lithaladhwen: (I like the idea of forcing Spleen to resolve combat for the wraiths in the camp. Pet casters FTW.)
Deus Fio: *Zea, of course, cannot see what's going on in the camp.*
Deus Fio: *She must trust her wraithy friends.*
Besyanteo: *comes back out again*
Lithaladhwen: *Aye, she must.*
Lithaladhwen: Haku, I sent three. I might want some later, so I didn't make all that I can. Hopefully that'll soften them up just a bit before we get in there.
Lithaladhwen: And quite probably distract them a bit.
Besyanteo: *he nods* Right.
Der DWSage: (Wraiths:*Go out, have tea and a pleasant chat with the bandits-three on one, of course-until summoning time runs out.*)
Besyanteo: Shall we go then? *he melts back into a gnoll angel!*
Lithaladhwen: *nods* Yeah.
Lithaladhwen: *They do!*
Besyanteo: *off the ygo then!*
Deus Fio: (Toward the enemy camp?)
Besyanteo: (edge of the light of their fires*)
Deus Fio: *You see the two new sentries before they see you! Thank the gods.*
Besyanteo: *ker-hide!*
Deus Fio: *Or Haku does, at any rate. Zea's flying more than a touch blind.*
Besyanteo: *grabbing her wrist then*
Lithaladhwen: *she follows his lead*
Besyanteo: *that works even better!*
Deus Fio: *They don't act like they've seen or heard from any wraiths, so maybe they got out before they showed up.*
T3chn0Namagomi: (and so, many fanfictions were spawned from this one simple, practical act.)
Deus Fio: *It's a little, ugly goblin and a big, ugly bugbear.*
Der DWSage: *...Clank, clank, clank. Muffled, but he's still walking there...*
Besyanteo: IM: ... That... was not really what I expected
Deus Fio: *They seem to have no trouble navigating in the darkness.*
Besyanteo: *it's a good thing we're hiding then*
Thramkalith: ( Has it been five minutes IG yet? :p )
Lithaladhwen: (Zea should get some bonus to hiding in the woods for her armor. It's made of fucking leaves.)
Lithaladhwen: (She's walking around in a really tough ghillie suit or something.)
Der DWSage: (Who knows?)
Besyanteo: (and yes, I think it's been 5 minutes)
Deus Fio: (Probably. I haven't been keeping track of time. Sage, where's Tolaris now?)
Lithaladhwen: (I mean the leaves aren't really fucking. But y'know. That's not what the leaves are for.)
Der DWSage: (How long has it been in-game? It'd take him 4 minutes to walk the distance.)
Lithaladhwen: (Flowers, OTOH....)
Der DWSage: (So, he's probably at the camp, trying his damndest to keep quiet.)
Besyanteo: (*eats faces with imputiny*)
Deus Fio: (We'll say Tolaris just got there.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Ow my face)
Besyanteo: (Mmm.. .Sagea nd imputiny....)
Deus Fio: (Though he's coming in from an angle and can't see the goings-on with his friends and the goblinoids.)
Der DWSage: (*Fortunately, has a Jason mask on.*)
T3chn0Namagomi: (It has been eaten.)
Der DWSage: (Kay then!)
T3chn0Namagomi: (...Do I get a bonus on Intimidate checks for having no face?)
Besyanteo: (... thatwas Doug, who has yellow font name.Blar.)
Der DWSage: (No, but you get a bonus to Perform:Poker Face checks now.)
Deus Fio: *The goblin and bugbear are about to split up when the goblin turns quickly to the bugbear, says something in a foreign language, and double-times it back to the camp.*
A Rockin SN: IM: Okay...
A Rockin SN: *starts sneaking in himself!*
Besyanteo: IM: Huh.
Deus Fio: (Where is everyone now?)
A Rockin SN: (Alistair was outside, now he's sneaking towards the camp*
Thramkalith: ( Did eveyone else start moving towards the camp? )
Der DWSage: (Tolaris is coming in from an angle, sneaking halfway decently despite the full plate and being a complete n00b.)
Der DWSage: (Alistair-and I'm assuming Erik-have just started to move in.)
Besyanteo: (I... eh. I don't care.)
Lithaladhwen: (I'm with him.)
Lithaladhwen: (In every way.)
Deus Fio: *Fortunately for Tolaris, those in the camp are distracted by the sudden and bizarre appearance of several wraiths.*
Der DWSage: (Haku and Zea are looking at a very pretty Bugbear.)
Besyanteo: (Yes. He's prett.y)
Lithaladhwen: (I'm both hanging out with his character and not caring.)
Besyanteo: (And witty.)
Besyanteo: (And *shot*)
Arch mage144: (And bright, if he casts daylight)
Der DWSage: (...Were both goblinoids still wearing pants, Spleen? I hope so. :{ )
Lithaladhwen: (And I pity everyone in that camp tonight.)
Thramkalith: ( Then yes, Erik is sneaking in )
Deus Fio: *Of course, it's getting so Tolaris can't see a fucking thing. Good thing he's within sight of the campfire.*
Der DWSage: IM:Momma always said I should've eaten more carrots, but nooo...
Deus Fio: *Ditto Alistair.*
Thramkalith: ( Erik has blind fighting! >_> )
Der DWSage: *Begins moving into the camp, casting all of his buffs! These don't count as attack actions, so he's still invisible.*
T3chn0Namagomi: (That only helps with misschance)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Oh, and melee-invis DEX loss)
Deus Fio: *Erik's okay in the moonlight. Haku's totally fine, and hanging onto Zea.*
Thramkalith: ( Yeah I know, still >_> )
Arch mage144: (I'd say getting to reroll the miss chance from concealment is useful)
Arch mage144: (Suddenly total darkness means a 25% chance of automiss as opposed to 50%)
Deus Fio: *Tolaris can see a goblin join move out into the light of the fire, pointing at something Tolaris can't see in the air.*
Deus Fio: *-join
A Rockin SN: *looks towards the campfire, still trying to hide!*
Der DWSage: *Watches!*
Deus Fio: *He talks over his shoulder to someone hidden in the shadow of one of the tents.*
Deus Fio: *Alistair and Tolaris wind up pretty near one another. Neither can see the one hidden in the shadow.*
Der DWSage: *Attempts to get to a better spot to see! He's still invisible after all-he doesn't have to worry about cover.*
Deus Fio: *However, the one in the shadow does start shooting glowing blasts of arcane energy from his hands into the air, at what can only be Zea's wraiths.*
Der DWSage: IM:Okay. He's a mage. Smite him first.
Deus Fio: *He's briefly visible when he does so, but not in great detail; it's clear the blasts are emanating from his hands.*
OnlineHost: Deus Fio rolled 1 20-sided die: 14
Lithaladhwen: (Can Zea see this?)
Deus Fio: (No. Zea and Haku have to contend with the bugbear, who's just staring off into space.)
Besyanteo: (Ah.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (...that pair of crits was still hilarious)
Besyanteo: (Eh.)
Besyanteo: (Should we?)
Deus Fio: (Seeing anything else will require going past, around, or through him.)
Lithaladhwen: (Okay.)
Besyanteo: *he nods to Zea,*
OnlineHost: Deus Fio rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
Der DWSage: *Can Tolaris see mister Blasty better?*
A Rockin SN: IM: So tempted to shoot that bastard...
Besyanteo: *And then leaps at the Bugbear!*
Besyanteo: (attacking, longsword)
Lithaladhwen: *Zea casts "doom" on the bugbear*
Lithaladhwen: (Whoa!)
Deus Fio: *The wraith aimed upon incorporeally ignores the first blast.*
A Rockin SN: (Bugbear: *starts singing the Doom song*)
OnlineHost: Besyanteo rolled 1 20-sided die: 6
Besyanteo: (... ha ha. 16)
Lithaladhwen: (Bugbear must make a DC 16 will save.)
OnlineHost: Deus Fio rolled 1 20-sided die: 18
Der DWSage: (That's horrible.)
A Rockin SN: (Bugbear: Doom doom doom de doom doom. Doomy, doomy doomy, doom. Doom doom doom de doom doom. Doomy, doomy, doomy doom. Doom doom doom the end!)
Besyanteo: (Well damn. And I'll bet his flatfooted AC beats 16?)
Lithaladhwen: (Dang.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (And that's terrible.)
Deus Fio: *The sword is deflected by plate armor, and the spell by his AMAZING BUGBEAR MIND.*
Lithaladhwen: (Heh.)
Besyanteo: (Well damn. Init time.)
Lithaladhwen: (Deflected by his MENERGY)
OnlineHost: Lithaladhwen rolled 1 20-sided die: 1
Thramkalith: ( *Sneakily sneak sneak sneaks to the camp?* )
Deus Fio: (Initiative rolls, you two.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (I wonder if he steals 40 cakes? That's as much as four tens, you know)
Lithaladhwen: (Whoo! 2.)
OnlineHost: Besyanteo rolled 1 20-sided die: 10
Besyanteo: (13)
OnlineHost: Deus Fio rolled 1 20-sided die: 15
Besyanteo: (Well then.)
A Rockin SN: *starts taking aim at the mage with his bow from the shadows!*
Der DWSage: (...They did so well against the lone guard. Now this lone Bugbear is going to hand them their asses. :{ )
A Rockin SN: (How far away is the mage, Spleen?)
T3chn0Namagomi: (lol bugbear)
Deus Fio: *The guy in the darkness is about 50, 60 feet off from Alistair and Tolaris.*
Der DWSage: IM:...I wonder if I should just rush him.
Besyanteo: (KNow what we need?)
Besyanteo: (A pet rust monster.)
Der DWSage: (...That would be horrible or awesome, and I'm not sure which.)
Deus Fio: *The bugbear lifts his mighty greataxe over his head and brings it down at Haku!*
OnlineHost: Deus Fio rolled 1 20-sided die: 15
Deus Fio: (Eheh...what's a 30 do, Bes?)
A Rockin SN: IM: Oh, what the Dis...
Besyanteo: (ouchie.)
Besyanteo: (Hit)
A Rockin SN: (Don't ask why I said DIs.)
OnlineHost: Deus Fio rolled 1 12-sided die: 1
Besyanteo: (... YAY)
A Rockin SN: (You get dealt 1+6236161712347 damage!)
Besyanteo: (Also: dr 5/magic)
T3chn0Namagomi: (I sure hope he rolls a 1!)
A Rockin SN: (Haha)
Deus Fio: *If, for some bizarre reason, Haku was going to put some kind of numerical label on how much that hurt, he'd probably make it "11".*
Besyanteo: (does that include reduction?)
Deus Fio: *The axe seems quite capable of pounding through his zany half-celestial defenses. There's magic in that steel, there be.*
Besyanteo: IM: Note to self: Steal.
Besyanteo: *Attack!*
OnlineHost: Besyanteo rolled 1 20-sided die: 6
Deus Fio: (I didn't say he was done.)
Deus Fio: (That was a standard action.)
Besyanteo: (Bah.)
Der DWSage: (Haku:IM:Further note to self:Remember that getting hit hurts, and think about getting loot later. Ow. Blood.)
Deus Fio: (Or half of a full-rounder. He's going to take attack #2.)
A Rockin SN: (Is the mage within 50 feet, Spleen?)
OnlineHost: Deus Fio rolled 1 20-sided die: 2
Deus Fio: (Just outside, Dan.)
Besyanteo: (FAILURE)
Deus Fio: *Swing and a miss!*
Der DWSage: (Spleen:Methinks we should wait until Spleen is done with current round before getting involved.)
Der DWSage: (Er, Dan I mean.)
A Rockin SN: *tries to find a nearer place to sneak, to bring him within range... :O*
A Rockin SN: (Okay)
Deus Fio: (I can multitask, Sage.)
Der DWSage: (Well then!)
OnlineHost: Deus Fio rolled 1 20-sided die: 18
Der DWSage: IM:...Now or never, methinks. No better way to cause a distraction...
OnlineHost: Deus Fio rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
Besyanteo: (Also: should I reroll,. or do we go with 16?)
Der DWSage: *Begins to fucking charge. While invisible.*
Thramkalith: ( How far has Erik managed to make it in his stuby legs? )
Der DWSage: (Invisible charging smite, Spleen!)
Deus Fio: *Oh, shit! One of the wraiths got blown into nothing.*
A Rockin SN: (Tell me when I get within 50 feet! :P)
Lithaladhwen: (Oh shit! That's what they're for!)
A Rockin SN: (Erm, actually, 45 feet.)
Der DWSage: (Against Mister Blowy Uppy Mage.)
Deus Fio: *Erik arrives in time to hear Clanky clank.*
Deus Fio: *And see Alistair make his merry way forward.*
Der DWSage: *Clank clank clank Clank Clank CLANK CLANK CLANK-here comes the pain train!*
Deus Fio: (We'll go with 16, Bes. Is that total?)
Thramkalith: ( So, does he see this crazy mage person? )
A Rockin SN: IM: Oh, what the Hell! *casts Greater Invisibility, and will start moving within range, trying to not make much noise*
Besyanteo: (yup)
Deus Fio: *Even Erik's eyes can't see more than the shape of a humanoid back there.*
Der DWSage: (Shall I roll, or do you want the mage to have a chance to respond first?)
Besyanteo: (6+10 = :-( )
Deus Fio: (It's a charge. Roll the dice.)
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 20-sided die: 16
Deus Fio: (He just attacked, anyway. Against the wraith.)
Der DWSage: (I sure do hope 34 hits!)
Besyanteo: (And... Zea.)
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 2 4-sided dice: 3 1
Deus Fio: (Hell yes it does.)
Der DWSage: (Grand total of 40 damage. I <3 Charging Smite.)
Der DWSage: (And actually:It was 40 to hit, if he's evil!)
Deus Fio: *Yeah, Tolaris really messed up that...hey, is that a drow?*
Besyanteo: (Oh snap)
Deus Fio: (You missed, Bes, by the way.)
Besyanteo: (it's a black hippy.)
Besyanteo: (I know)
A Rockin SN: (Is he dead? :O?)
Thramkalith: ( Erik tries to sneak towards any enemy that seems scary )
Besyanteo: (ZEA NOW?)
Der DWSage: *Shouts in Beldre after the charge!* =Now you shall deal with the Magnificent Paladin of the Harvest! Pray to your horrid gods, should you have any!=
Lithaladhwen: (Where is Haku?)
Deus Fio: *The drow is able to regain his feet after stumbling.*
Besyanteo: (In front of a bugbear)
A Rockin SN: *Am I within range yet? :P*
Deus Fio: (About ten feet away from Zea, between her and the bugbear.)
Besyanteo: (Who is much bigger.)
Lithaladhwen: (Engaged in melee with it?)
Deus Fio: (Yes, Dan.)
Besyanteo: (Yes)
A Rockin SN: *first chance he gets... He's casting Scorching Ray on that mage!*
Der DWSage: *Oh, right. Did I mention that there's a shield floating around Tolaris? Because there totally is.*
Lithaladhwen: Haku, get up into the air!
Besyanteo: (... sure, I still ahve a move action)
Lithaladhwen: *She readies "entangle" to cast on the bugbear when Haku is away from the ground.*
Besyanteo: *fly! Oh god, let him miss the AoO)
A Rockin SN: (That should deny him both bonuses, right Spleen?)
Deus Fio: (Which bonuses?)
A Rockin SN: (AC, Armor and Dex)
A Rockin SN: (Shall I roll touch?)
OnlineHost: Deus Fio rolled 1 20-sided die: 13
Deus Fio: (28.)
Besyanteo: (Hit.)
OnlineHost: A Rockin SN rolled 1 20-sided die: 9
Deus Fio: (Doesn't deny Dex, he's not flat-footed anymore.)
A Rockin SN: (Ah.)
OnlineHost: Deus Fio rolled 1 12-sided die: 4
Besyanteo: (Wait, is this Haku or...?)
A Rockin SN: (Let me see. 27.)
A Rockin SN: (27 on the Scorching Ray.)
Deus Fio: (14 damage on Haku.)
Lithaladhwen: (Can the bugbear make a DC 16 REF save?)
Besyanteo: (Noted.)
A Rockin SN: (Also, I'm invisibile, Spleen.)
OnlineHost: Deus Fio rolled 1 20-sided die: 7
Lithaladhwen: (Find out! Next time!)
Der DWSage: (On Tales Under the Ochre Banner...ZEA!)
Deus Fio: *The bugbear cannot resist the entanglement!*
Besyanteo: (On Draogn Ball Z?)
Besyanteo: (I type slooooow)
Lithaladhwen: *The bugbear is now wrapped in hedges and small trees!*
Besyanteo: *Not looking good. :-( *
T3chn0Namagomi: (Next time: *30 minutes of constipated sounds and talking about Power Levels!*
T3chn0Namagomi: )
Besyanteo: *But he switches to the force bow, to return the favor*
Lithaladhwen: (*crushes Nama*)
Der DWSage: (Time after that:*30 minutes of planning their next round out, arguing about it, saying it's too risky fifty times a minute*)
T3chn0Namagomi: (IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!!! *crushed*)
Thramkalith: ( What does Identify say about it's magic level!? )
A Rockin SN: (Anyway...)
A Rockin SN: (I'll wait until Spleen's ready. :p)
Der DWSage: (Indeed.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (I don't need a spell or skill to tell me that this Hot Pocket is tasty.)
Lithaladhwen: (That's what your mother said last night.)
Besyanteo: (... oy. My brainzeseszeszezseezsezs.)
Besyanteo: (es.)
Thramkalith: ( Should I roll init at some point? )
Deus Fio: (This is so difficult to keep track of XD)
Deus Fio: (Who's waiting for me to do what?)
Der DWSage: (Which is why I wanted me and Dan to wait.)
Lithaladhwen: (Let's switch from one combat to the other.)
Besyanteo: (Uhm.)
Der DWSage: (Dan rolled a 27 touch attack against the Drow.)
Besyanteo: (What she said!)
Thramkalith: ( Well if I can see people should I roll init or something? )
Lithaladhwen: (Do the main party now, and then go to Haku and Zea when you get some stuff done over there.)
A Rockin SN: (I asked)
Der DWSage: (Does eet hit?)
Deus Fio: *Alistair's spell strikes home!*
A Rockin SN: (Sneak attack or not? I'm Greater Invis'd)
Deus Fio: *However, the drow's innate resistance to magic tries to assert itself...!*
A Rockin SN: (Oh snap!)
Deus Fio: (Roll to overcome SR._)
Deus Fio: *)
OnlineHost: A Rockin SN rolled 1 20-sided die: 3
A Rockin SN: (... :[ )
Der DWSage: (Doublesnap. :{ )
A Rockin SN: (What's the SR anyway?)
Deus Fio: (Like I'd tell you.)
A Rockin SN: (And against what?)
A Rockin SN: (Against what, that is)
Der DWSage: (Just give him your total?)
Deus Fio: (You roll caster level to overcome SR.)
A Rockin SN: (Oh. Then 12.)
Deus Fio: (...12?)
Der DWSage: (Plus the level of the spell, plus your Int modifier, isn't it?)
Deus Fio: (Oh, total? o.o)
Der DWSage: (Since he's a Wizard-type.)
A Rockin SN: (You said Caster Level +3)
Deus Fio: (Nope.)
A Rockin SN: (Caster level, +3)
Der DWSage: (Ah. Damn then!)
A Rockin SN: (So 12 total)
Deus Fio: (Yeah. 12.)
Deus Fio: (Doesn't work.)
A Rockin SN: (:-( )
Deus Fio: *The spell fizzles when it touches the black skin.*
A Rockin SN: IM: What the?!
Der DWSage: *Has his Scythe at the ready-that thing can certainly hurt the Drow!*
Deus Fio: (Let's get an initiative order going in that area.)
OnlineHost: Deus Fio rolled 1 20-sided die: 14
Der DWSage: Focus on Goblin! I have Dark one!
OnlineHost: A Rockin SN rolled 1 20-sided die: 20
A Rockin SN: (25)
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 20-sided die: 16
Der DWSage: (17.)
Deus Fio: (Drow: 21.)
OnlineHost: Deus Fio rolled 1 20-sided die: 19
A Rockin SN: (Why didn't I roll THAT one for the spell. :-( )\
Deus Fio: (Goblin: 22.)
Der DWSage: (It'd be too easy, that's why.)
Der DWSage: (Also:Damn. Even when Tolaris rolls well, he doesn't win Init. :{ )
A Rockin SN: (That's because everyon else rolled better.)
A Rockin SN: (Or faster.)
OnlineHost: Deus Fio rolled 2 20-sided dice: 11 3
Der DWSage: (Tolaris will have to hit better then.)
Deus Fio: (Wraiths: 19 and 10)
Thramkalith: ( Hey Spleen, is that the area Erik is in? I'm a little confused with the back and forth )
Deus Fio: (Yes. Roll for Erik.)
A Rockin SN: (Keep in mind I have Mage Armor for AC purposes Spleen. :O )
OnlineHost: Thramkalith rolled 1 20-sided die: 18
Deus Fio: (Keep me abreast of your current AC then, Dan.)
A Rockin SN: (24)
A Rockin SN: (5 armor, 5 DEX, 4 MA)
T3chn0Namagomi: (...is that armor Ghost Touch?)
Deus Fio: (What's that, total, Thram?)
Thramkalith: ( 21 Init )
T3chn0Namagomi: (If not, then it's 19)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Mage Armor does not stack)
Lithaladhwen: (What's going on with my wraiths?)
Besyanteo: (are they stil wreaking hell?)
Deus Fio: (One was explodied.)
Lithaladhwen: (This I saw.)
Besyanteo: (there's two more!)
Besyanteo: (:o)
Lithaladhwen: (I want to see them sucking CON from some mages, damn it.)
A Rockin SN: (20.)
Deus Fio: (Order: Alistair, Goblin, Drow, Erik, Wraith, Tolaris, Wraith.)
A Rockin SN: (I guess it remains at 20 then Doug.)
Deus Fio: (I miss anyone?)
Der DWSage: (Tolaris:I'm slow. ._.)
A Rockin SN: (Not that I can tell.)
A Rockin SN: (So, how far is that Goblin?)
Deus Fio: (Eight cubits.)
A Rockin SN: IM: Hope that bastard can't see me like this...
Deus Fio: (And a span.)
A Rockin SN: (That doesn't answer the question. >:[ )
Deus Fio: (Fifteen feet, we'll call it.)
A Rockin SN: *hoping that he can't be seen by the Goblin through the Greater Invisibility spell, he aims another Scorching Ray at him, and fires!*
OnlineHost: A Rockin SN rolled 1 20-sided die: 17
A Rockin SN: (34.)
Deus Fio: (What level is Scorching Ray?)
T3chn0Namagomi: (IE: What's your caster level?)
Deus Fio: (No.)
Der DWSage: (2nd level spell.)
A Rockin SN: (2)
A Rockin SN: (10+5+2 +17)
A Rockin SN: (34)
A Rockin SN: (Wait, ranged attack?)
OnlineHost: Deus Fio rolled 1 20-sided die: 17
Deus Fio: *The rays strike the goblin and then...nothing.*
A Rockin SN: IM: ... What the hell?!
A Rockin SN: IM: Damn! They must have some sort of magic resistant equipment to ignore them like that...
Der DWSage: IM:...This isn't looking good for us. Hrm...
Deus Fio: (Still got a move action, Dan.)
A Rockin SN: *backs off, trying to bring himself to hide in the shadows of one of the tents. Invisible, but not taking any chances!*
A Rockin SN: *Not that the scorching rays weren't attention-grabbing.*
Der DWSage: (Goblin's turn?)
Deus Fio: *The goblin turns in the direction Alistair shot from, realizes he can't see him, and instead turns his attention toward Tolaris.*
Der DWSage: *Is totally focused on the Drow, having a little too much faith in his spellcasting companion*
Deus Fio: *The Scorching Ray he casts looks identical to the one that Alistair flung at him.*
OnlineHost: Deus Fio rolled 1 20-sided die: 3
Deus Fio: (Touch AC, Sage?)
Der DWSage: (Very bad. 11.)
Deus Fio: *Trying not to hit his drow companion is taxing on his aim, and the spell goes wide.*
Der DWSage: >_>
Der DWSage: =Thank you Defekast...-
Deus Fio: *As for the drow, he reaches out to Tolaris, uttering a short chant.*
Deus Fio: (That's a Will save, chief.)
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 20-sided die: 9
Der DWSage: (Does a 20 save?)
Deus Fio: (It does!)
Deus Fio: *He looks disappointed and quite afraid, and seeks to flee by flying straight up into the air!*
Der DWSage: =Your enchantments will -fail- against me, despicable wretch!=
Deus Fio: *This, of course, is a nice opening for scythe-boy.*
Der DWSage: (=D!)
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 20-sided die: 8
Der DWSage: (Does 24 connect?)
Deus Fio: (Yup.)
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 2 4-sided dice: 2 4
Der DWSage: (12 points of sweet, sweet pain.)
Deus Fio: *Ever see a drow spiral out of the air and splat himself against the ground? Now you have.*
Deus Fio: *He looks probably unconscious. Dead doesn't seem likely.*
Der DWSage: IM:...Hey, I beat him. Sweet!
Deus Fio: (Thram?)
Der DWSage: *Turns around to the Goblin with an eeeeevil grin!*
Thramkalith: ( Yo! )
Thramkalith: ( Erik looks around for someone dangerous, sneaks to them if he can, and stabs them >_> )
Deus Fio: (The only enemies near him are a goblin and a half-dead drow.)
Der DWSage: (Did he squeal like a pig when Tolaris KO'd him? =D)
Deus Fio: (Gurgled.)
Thramkalith: ( Bah, then he charges at the goblin >_> )
Der DWSage: (This Goblin is about to get teamfucked, methinks.)
Thramkalith: *Silent Erik bursts forth, charging at the goblin with falchion in hand.*
OnlineHost: Thramkalith rolled 1 20-sided die: 17
Der DWSage: (Is that a crit threat? :{ )
Thramkalith: ( ... It bloody well is! )
Thramkalith: ( Oh wait, no )
Thramkalith: ( 1 short of a crit threat )
Deus Fio: (He doesn't have a doubled crit from anything.)
Thramkalith: ( It is a 30, though )
Besyanteo: (In the face.)
Besyanteo: (With a nerf bat)
Deus Fio: *More than enough for the goblin's sweet, sweet flesh.*
Besyanteo: (so beat that.)
OnlineHost: Thramkalith rolled 1 6-sided die: 1
Besyanteo: (You did!)
Besyanteo: (Congrats!)
Der DWSage: (Nerf ball indeed.)
Thramkalith: ( 9... )
Der DWSage: (Better than that whiffle bat. :{ )
Deus Fio: *The goblin is unhappy to see a halfling, but unimpressed with the way he handles a sword.*
Thramkalith: ( Most of that damage is strength... )
Deus Fio: (That your turn, Thrambone?)
Thramkalith: ( Well I charged, I don't think I can do anything else )
Deus Fio: *The wraith nearest the drow decides to attempt to finish it off with its shadowy life-sucking powers.*
OnlineHost: Deus Fio rolled 1 20-sided die: 9
Deus Fio: (That's enough to hit an unconscious guy.)
Lithaladhwen: (FINISH HIM)
Der DWSage: (I would certainly hope so.)
OnlineHost: Deus Fio rolled 1 6-sided die: 1
Lithaladhwen: (Momma needs a new wraith.)
Besyanteo: (so many 1s for damage.)
Deus Fio: *The life force sucked out of the drow kills it!*
Deus Fio: (It knocked down his Con mod by 1, and thus lost him his HD in hit points.)
Deus Fio: (...Ashley, do Zea's wraiths create spawn? o_o)
A Rockin SN: (Killstealer.)
Lithaladhwen: (Uh, yeah. They're just wraiths. They do what wraiths do.)
Deus Fio: (*giggles insanely*)
Der DWSage: (Say what you like. It was totally Tol's kill.)
Deus Fio: (Tolaris's turn.)
Lithaladhwen: (Means that the new wraith is under the control of the wraith she summoned until its master disappears.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (It was the wraith's! Nobody else's)
Lithaladhwen: (Then Zea will probably have to rebuke it.)
Der DWSage: (Now we just need to deal with new...yeah. Wraiths.)
Besyanteo: (fun fact:-)
Lithaladhwen: (Hey, man. Zea needs more. Now her bitches have bitches of their own and the job still gets done.)
Der DWSage: *Seeing as how the Drow is dropped, and that Goblin totally tried to cast at him...CHAAAAAARGING SMITE! =D*
Besyanteo: (Zea only really told the wraiths where to kill people,)
Besyanteo: (not who to kill.)
Besyanteo: (=D)
Der DWSage: (I was actually thinking about that, Bes.)
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 20-sided die: 4
Deus Fio: (We may have to cut this short soon. It's getting oney.)
Arch mage144: (It isn't as though you guys can't handle a rogue wraith)
Besyanteo: (or three.)
Arch mage144: (Or twenty)
Lithaladhwen: (When Zea's combat gets resolved, if ever, she can handle them.)
Der DWSage: (...Well...does 26 hit?)
Besyanteo: (Whee!)
Arch mage144: (Zea: INCORPOREAL NOVA!)
Deus Fio: (The goblin? Yeah.)
Der DWSage: (Huzzah!)
Lithaladhwen: (Uh, no. It's called "rebuke and keep.")
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 2 4-sided dice: 2 1
Der DWSage: (39 damage, herr Spleen.)
Deus Fio: (I almost didn't make him evil. Lucky for you.)
Der DWSage: ( :{ )
Besyanteo: (My hips hurt! =D)
Besyanteo: (*Streatches*)
A Rockin SN: (That's because of too much thrusting!)
A Rockin SN: (D: )
Deus Fio: *He's down! That scythe hits hard, man.*
Deus Fio: *Larifien can attest to that.*
Der DWSage: 6.6
Der DWSage: o.o
A Rockin SN: IM: ... Well, damn that.
Der DWSage: *Holds Scythe over his head!*
Der DWSage: =I AM UNBEATABLE!=
A Rockin SN: ... *resisting shooting Tolaris*
Der DWSage: *...Al and Erik could swear they see an etheral hand hit him over the head*
Deus Fio: (We now take you to Haku and Zea vs. the bugbear! Where were we?)
Der DWSage: *Still. If anyone else is in the camp, they would hear that...and he's in the middle of the brightly lit area. With luck, his friends in the darkness will pick them off...*
Besyanteo: (right: )
Lithaladhwen: (The bugbear was entangled, Zea was some distance away, and Haku was in the air.)
Deus Fio: (Ah, yes.)
Besyanteo: (bow drawn!)
Deus Fio: (No damage was dealt to the bugbear, but several points were dealt to Haku's high-LA ass.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Thankfully, it rolled a 1)
Besyanteo: (25 to be precise)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Oh, it hit again)
Besyanteo: (Yup.)
Besyanteo: (Zea jsut went)
Besyanteo: (I forget who goes now.)
Deus Fio: (That should make it the bugbear's, but he's entangled.)
Besyanteo: (Haku then?)
Deus Fio: (No.)
Besyanteo: (ok.)
OnlineHost: Deus Fio rolled 1 20-sided die: 17
Deus Fio: *The bugbear bursts out of his entanglement! He still can't attack this turn, though, though he does clomp over to Zea, still slowed by vines and whatnot.*
Besyanteo: *he pulls back the string ofthe forcebow, which lights the hell up as a force arrow forms in it*
OnlineHost: Besyanteo rolled 1 20-sided die: 11
Besyanteo: (total is...)
Besyanteo: (18)
Deus Fio: (Is it a touch attack or something? I dunno what a forcebow does.)
Der DWSage: (It shoots arrows. Of Force, rather than, say, Fire.)
Besyanteo: (It's a long bow. That shoots force.)
Der DWSage: (Not a touch attack, just a regular one.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (It's basically just the damage type)
Besyanteo: (Idunno. Sage got it from a MOdule)
Deus Fio: *EVEN FORCE CANNOT PENETRATE THE ARMOR.*
Der DWSage: (OH SNAP. IT MUST BE MENERGIZED.)
Besyanteo: *woe*
T3chn0Namagomi: (The force is not strong with you)
Besyanteo: (He
Besyanteo: (damn you enter)
Besyanteo: (for my move action...)
Besyanteo: (Eh. Can I do a full round attack with aa BAB less than 6?)
Deus Fio: (No. Sorry.)
Besyanteo: I can't stop him! Do something!
Besyanteo: (Zea.)
Lithaladhwen: *Zea casts a spell and moves forward to touch the bugbear for to make with the nasty.*
OnlineHost: Lithaladhwen rolled 1 20-sided die: 20
Besyanteo: (Yay!)
Lithaladhwen: (Okay....)
Deus Fio: *While she does this, the vines try to reassert themselves over the bugbear.*
Besyanteo: (Can touch attacks crit?)
Lithaladhwen: (I don't know if this one can. It doesn't deal HP damage.)
Deus Fio: (If they're damage-dealing, yes.)
Besyanteo: (That would make it difficult)
OnlineHost: Deus Fio rolled 1 20-sided die: 10
Lithaladhwen: (DC 18 Will Save or take a -4 to everything.)
OnlineHost: Deus Fio rolled 1 20-sided die: 14
Besyanteo: (FAILURE?)
Lithaladhwen: (Probably not.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (o_o;-)
Deus Fio: (Reflex save to avoid entanglement succeeds, Will save fails.)
Lithaladhwen: (Hooray.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (...wow.)
Besyanteo: (Yay)
Lithaladhwen: (Have some penalties, kthx.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (To EVERYTHING)
Deus Fio: (Bugbear's turn now?)
Der DWSage: (Perhaps now he won't massively fuck people over. Perhaps I shouldn't have been trusted with making him...)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Your EVERYTHING sucks.)
Deus Fio: (I know everything sucks, yeah.)
Deus Fio: (I know everything sucks, whoa.)
Deus Fio: (I know everything sucks, yeah.)
Besyanteo: (I think it's Bugbear's turn, yeah.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Not everything. Just YOUR everything.)
Deus Fio: (This is gonna be the last time you hear me complain.)
Thramkalith: ( Silly song quotes )
Deus Fio: *Enraged (but not as a class ability), the bugbear swings his axe at the helpless young woman in front of him.*
OnlineHost: Deus Fio rolled 2 20-sided dice: 19 5
Lithaladhwen: (Dang.)
Deus Fio: (30 and 11.)
Lithaladhwen: (AC 16 at the moment.)
Der DWSage: (Ouchie.)
OnlineHost: Deus Fio rolled 1 12-sided die: 7
Deus Fio: (17 damage to Miss Mazuo.)
Lithaladhwen: ('kay.)
Deus Fio: (Making it Haku's turn now.)
Der DWSage: (-4 apply to damage, too?)
Besyanteo: (Yay. Let's hope for a nat 20.)
Deus Fio: (Oh, does it? o_o)
Der DWSage: (I'm not sure. I'm not even sure what spell it was!)
Besyanteo: (it would apply to his Str mod...)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Sounded like Bestow Curse)
Besyanteo: (And... uhm...)
Besyanteo: (eh, whatever)
Deus Fio: (I always forget to apply mods to damage. If it does, then yeah, should be 13.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Type-II)
Lithaladhwen: (Not to damage, I think.)
Lithaladhwen: (Bestow curse is a penalty to saves, attacks, and checks.)
Deus Fio: (In any case: Haku.)
Der DWSage: (-4 penalty to...yeah.)
Besyanteo: *HEre we go again.*
Deus Fio: (After the bugbear dies, I'm out. Sleepybeddyawesometime.)
OnlineHost: Besyanteo rolled 1 20-sided die: 7
Besyanteo: (It misses.)
Besyanteo: (Go Zea.)
Deus Fio: *If the bugbear takes one step forward, he's out of the vines (of course; Zea wouldn't put herself in the area of effect). Zea would know this and likely keep it in mind.*
Lithaladhwen: *Zea attempts to make another touch attack to cast a spell!*
OnlineHost: Lithaladhwen rolled 1 20-sided die: 20
Besyanteo: (I hope it's destruction)
Lithaladhwen: (.....)
Besyanteo: (or hurts)
Der DWSage: (Man, all these 20s. :{ )
Deus Fio: (And you guys aren't rolling bad on my side, either.)
Deus Fio: (It's your lucky night, tonight tonight.)
Lithaladhwen: (Inflict critical wounds. 4d8+9.)
Deus Fio: (Did you confirm the crit?)
Der DWSage: (Tolaris totally was. It's just that he was rolling poorly at exactly the right times.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Ow, roll to confirm)
Lithaladhwen: (Oh, I didn't.)
OnlineHost: Lithaladhwen rolled 1 20-sided die: 1
Lithaladhwen: (No.)
Besyanteo: (...)
Der DWSage: (...)
T3chn0Namagomi: (...)
Besyanteo: (Wah.)
Lithaladhwen: (He takes 29 damage.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (JINXED)
Lithaladhwen: (Have some death energy mo'fucker.)
A Rockin SN: (Why couldn't I roll 20. :[ )
Deus Fio: *Zea's spell causes bloody gashes to appear around the bugbear's body.*
Besyanteo: (Fuck this. I'll do Melee.)
OnlineHost: Deus Fio rolled 1 20-sided die: 7
T3chn0Namagomi: ('cuz you're dirty)
Deus Fio: *And then the vines come back.*
Besyanteo: (.. oh wait. More AoO.)
Besyanteo: (Crap.)
Besyanteo: (IS there such a thing as a flying charge?)
Deus Fio: (It's not AoOing anyone entangled like that.)
Der DWSage: (Because Tolaris needed to drop two guys to show that he can, in fact, be badass.)
Deus Fio: (Yes, Bes.)
Deus Fio: (Why does that matter? o_o)
Deus Fio: (Charges don't affect AoO rules.)
Lithaladhwen: (Because he's flying?)
Besyanteo: (Because I'm flying, and cahrge gives a +2 to hit)
Deus Fio: (Oh. Then yeah.)
Deus Fio: (Can't switch weapons and charge in the same turn, though, unless you drop your bow on the ground.)
Der DWSage: (Dear Jason, You can Power Attack with the bow if you feel lucky. <3, Sage.)
Lithaladhwen: (What? How?)
Besyanteo: (.. I might. I've never, ever hit with it.)
Deus Fio: (Dear Trevor: What?)
Der DWSage: (Item property.)
Besyanteo: (I have no power attack feat.)
Lithaladhwen: (....Wow.)
Deus Fio: (Ohhhh.)
Besyanteo: (Also: )
Deus Fio: (Yeah, dude probably needs the feat first.)
Besyanteo: (SEEING AS I CAN NOT HIT WITH IT,)
Besyanteo: (wouldn't power attack be counterproductive?)
Besyanteo: (you know, cut from to hit chance for damage)
Deus Fio: (Please just go already. I need to sleep soon.)
Lithaladhwen: (Dear Sage: Does Bes have all of the specs for this weapon he's wielding?)
Der DWSage: (I IMed him with them, once.)
Besyanteo: (... I thought it was someone eles's turn.)
Besyanteo: (And I do)
Lithaladhwen: (No, it's yours.)
Besyanteo: *And...*
Besyanteo: *fuck it. He drops the bow that has never, ever helped him, draws his longsword,*
Besyanteo: *anbd hopes he's helping Zea rather than causing more trouble*
OnlineHost: Besyanteo rolled 1 20-sided die: 20
Deus Fio: (XD)
A Rockin SN: (:[ )
Besyanteo: (HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.)
Der DWSage: (CONFIRM IT, MOTHERFUCKER.)
OnlineHost: Besyanteo rolled 1 20-sided die: 5
A Rockin SN: (Oh snap. :{ )
Besyanteo: (17)
Deus Fio: (Nein.)
Der DWSage: (...Fuckery. :{ )
OnlineHost: Besyanteo rolled 1 8-sided die: 3
Deus Fio: (Oh, wait.)
Besyanteo: (10)
Besyanteo: (20 if you change your mind about confirming)
Besyanteo: (alsol: )
Besyanteo: (If you are so very, ery tired,)
Besyanteo: (You could grant a "lucky hit", have it die, and go to bed.)
A Rockin SN: (>:P)
Deus Fio: (Ne'er mind. 17 damage.)
Besyanteo: (Kay.)
Besyanteo: (So. Zea's turn. Unless it's dead.)
OnlineHost: Deus Fio rolled 1 20-sided die: 11
Deus Fio: *It couldn't escape from the entanglement!*
Deus Fio: (Zea's turn.)
Lithaladhwen: *Touch attack.*
OnlineHost: Lithaladhwen rolled 1 20-sided die: 17
Lithaladhwen: (26)
Deus Fio: (Yep.)
Lithaladhwen: (24 damage. Gotta love spontaneous inflict spells.)
Deus Fio: *The bugbear dies held fast by his arms and legs, his head slumping down.*
Besyanteo: *he lands, and gets his bow back*
Besyanteo: *he also walks funny*
Lithaladhwen: Ass.
Deus Fio: *His pose is almost reminiscent of Jesus on the cross, but the effect is ruined by the fact that no one here has heard of Jesus.*
Lithaladhwen: Haku, you okay?
Besyanteo: I am not cut out for this job...
Besyanteo: But yeah, I'll be ok.
Besyanteo: (...)
Besyanteo: (Well. That's something that will stick with me.)
Der DWSage: (Bugbear Jesus?)
Besyanteo: *yes)
Lithaladhwen: All right. We need to get back to the others. *starts to jog over there to, y'know, keep an eye on her wraiths and maybe kill some more shit*
Deus Fio: *46 seconds later, the plants revert to normal, unceremoniously depositing the corpse on the ground.*
Besyanteo: *he follows*
Besyanteo: / oh right
Der DWSage: *...Speaking of which, are there Rogue Wraiths now?*
Besyanteo: *goes back. Takes his weapon*
Besyanteo: *then follows Zea*
Deus Fio: (Oh, wait, no, 1 min/level.)
Der DWSage: *Because if so, Tolaris still has his Scythe ready if they decide to attack. :{*
Deus Fio: (He's still in the Jesus pose.)
Lithaladhwen: (BO HA HA HA)
Besyanteo: (I WILL WAIT)
Lithaladhwen: (Even in RP you still kill Jesus.)
Deus Fio: (Okay, everyone remember this.)
Lithaladhwen: (Way to go, Jew boy.)
Deus Fio: (You killed him, idjit.)
Besyanteo: (WANT LEWT)
Der DWSage: (He died on the cross-leaf for his own damn sins?)
Lithaladhwen: (Also, this is just the kind of fabulous tableau that Zea likes to leave behind.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (XD)
Deus Fio: (One corpse hid, Metal Gear Solid-style, in the underbrush, the other strung up by animated plantlife?)
Der DWSage: (And another one turned into a Wraith...do the Wraiths get the Goblin, too?)
Besyanteo: (Atleast until it falls and is pillaged)
Deus Fio: (We'll find that out in the next exciting episode of Tales Under the Ochre Banner!)
Lithaladhwen: (Myes!)
Deus Fio: </Tales Under the Ochre Banner>
Der DWSage: (Kay then!)
Besyanteo: Whee.
Thramkalith: Oh joy, I got to stab someone ineffectually!
Deus Fio: Night.
Der DWSage: Tolaris got to kill two things!
Besyanteo: Night.
Lithaladhwen: G'night.
T3chn0Namagomi: I got to make amusing comments every now and then!
Der DWSage: Which amuses me, as he's my most untwinked character of all. And night, Spleen.
A Rockin SN: I got to shoot someone ineffectually!
Deus Fio has left the room.
A Rockin SN: Twice!
Der DWSage: Spell Resistance is a bitch, ain't it?
A Rockin SN: Wonder when this next episode'll be. :[
Lithaladhwen: Sage wanted to do a thing tomorrow.
Lithaladhwen: So who knows!
A Rockin SN: :O
Lithaladhwen: I could do both simultaneously, but I wouldn't ask anyone else to.
A Rockin SN: Yay! A thing~!
Der DWSage: Neither would I, given how crazy simply GMing can get.
A Rockin SN: Yeah, but I can't use Alistair if he's in this one. :-(
Besyanteo: Tired.
Der DWSage: Night then, all?
Der DWSage: *Builds Sorune and Sher'khan, for use*
Lithaladhwen: Seeya.
Besyanteo: Must finish effigy master.
Besyanteo: ... tomorrow.
A Rockin SN: Whatcha going to use, you guys?
Besyanteo: Not tonight. x.x
A Rockin SN: I mean, you must all have other characters.
A Rockin SN: :[
Der DWSage: Obviously, Larifien is participating.
Der DWSage: So you might possibly use your Bardblade.
Thramkalith: Hrm... Must figure out what to do with my fancy stats...
Der DWSage: Monk!
Der DWSage: Paladin!
Der DWSage: ...Ranger!
A Rockin SN: Penis!
Thramkalith: Too many penises~!
Der DWSage: Exotic Penis-master?
A Rockin SN: Master of Many Penises?
Besyanteo: ....
Der DWSage: Favored Penis.
Besyanteo: I'm going to kil lyou all.
Besyanteo: With my penix.
A Rockin SN: PenisShaper
Der DWSage: Penisbear.
Besyanteo: ...........
Lithaladhwen: ..........
Lithaladhwen: Oh no.
Besyanteo: PenisShaper.
A Rockin SN: I already said that. :[
Der DWSage: ...Dan won.
A Rockin SN: LD
A Rockin SN: *:-D
Besyanteo: Starting gold: Wahtever you fucking want
Lithaladhwen: Class abilities: Flurry of cocks?
Der DWSage: No, no.
Der DWSage: Starting Gold: Penis size*100
Besyanteo: The idea being that you can charge anything to be a person who can make people with lots of money have whatever sort of penis they want.
Besyanteo: Craft skills mean nothing next to this!
Der DWSage: =D
Lithaladhwen: You can do that in Exalted.
A Rockin SN: Haha
Lithaladhwen: Craft (Genesis).
A Rockin SN: >_> <_<
Lithaladhwen: Tassi has several ranks in that skill. She uses it for healing, but eh.
Besyanteo: Unless you can craft an anti-penis-shaper.
Der DWSage: First level spell of choice:Enlarge Penis?
Besyanteo: \Then you can hold ransom
Besyanteo: on peoplee's penises
Der DWSage: ...So, Reduce Penis?
Besyanteo: Yes.
Besyanteo: Lex is researching it. It might happen one day.
Der DWSage: What would Bless Penis entail, I wonder?
Besyanteo: Virility.
Besyanteo: Or else it would be magical Viagra
A Rockin SN: +2 circumstance bonus to sexual-related activity
A Rockin SN: And granting the Endurance feat
A Rockin SN: In relation to Sex
Der DWSage: ...You know, of all of this, there's one spell I fear most.
Der DWSage: Well, two really.
Besyanteo: Bobbet's Hewwing?
Der DWSage: Wall of Penis, and Evard's Black Penis.
Lithaladhwen: G'night you crazy kids.
A Rockin SN: >_>
Der DWSage: Night!
Besyanteo: The first one I get. The second one is unfamilar
A Rockin SN: Bigby's Penis-grabbing Hand
Besyanteo: Night Ashley
Thramkalith: ... Evard's Black Tentacles is already a very bad spell
Besyanteo: ... ah
Der DWSage: It is, isn't it! =D
Besyanteo: AH
A Rockin SN: If it's a Black Penis it's probably very big. >.>
Der DWSage: Now. Would there be Summon Penis' ally?
Lithaladhwen: Summon swarm: penis.
Der DWSage: Stonepenis?
A Rockin SN: Summon Penis' Ally would summon increasingly hotter women
Lithaladhwen: They deal 1d6 bludgeoning damage every round they fly about in your square.
Besyanteo: Take the alienist PRC; Summon Penises with the psuedocreature template
Lithaladhwen: .....................
Besyanteo: So you have a cross between cthulu and a penis
Lithaladhwen: Bes, no.... >_<
Besyanteo: =D
Der DWSage: And then there's the ultimate way to hold a penis hostage...
Der DWSage: Teleport Penis. And teleport Other Penis.
Lithaladhwen: ....
A Rockin SN: :O
Besyanteo: ... XD
A Rockin SN: I wanna cast Mage Penis
Thramkalith: ... Then there's the dreaded spell "Rip it off"
Der DWSage: No, no. Penis Armor.
A Rockin SN: Haha
Besyanteo: God we're sad. XD
A Rockin SN: Penis Growth!
A Rockin SN: Or
A Rockin SN: If you're being harassed sexually
A Rockin SN: Repel Penis
Besyanteo: What would Cromatic Penis do?
Besyanteo: Chromatic* even
A Rockin SN: Or Protection from Penis/Vagine
A Rockin SN: *Vagina
Der DWSage: Fuck Chromatic Penis. Antipenis field, bitches.
A Rockin SN: Penis Storm, bitch
Besyanteo: *Uses the PEnmancer spelllike ability Chromatic Spray on you all."
Besyanteo: * **
Der DWSage: True Penis. >:
Besyanteo: penismancer*
Besyanteo: ... I'm stopping now
Besyanteo: this is too terrible
Der DWSage: It is.
Der DWSage: And that's terrible.
A Rockin SN: I want to play a Penismancer 3/PenisShaper 2/Master of Many Penises 5
A Rockin SN: Haha
A Rockin SN: I'm amused
Der DWSage: No.
Besyanteo has left the room.
Der DWSage: ...And at least PyroPenis isn't in there.
A Rockin SN: Power Word, Penis
A Rockin SN: :[
Der DWSage: Penis Runes.
A Rockin SN: Penisberry
T3chn0Namagomi: Upon casting the spell, the caster turns into a giant disembodied penis
Der DWSage: Keen Penis.
A Rockin SN: Cure Penis Wounds
Der DWSage: Greater Magic Penis.
A Rockin SN: Find the Penis.
Der DWSage: Delay Penis!
A Rockin SN: Discern Penis!
Der DWSage: ...I'm sorry, but I've found the worst one.
Der DWSage: Cat's Penis.
A Rockin SN: Dude
A Rockin SN: If that's bad
A Rockin SN: What's Bear's Penis?
T3chn0Namagomi: Penis of War
Der DWSage: Minor Penis. :{
A Rockin SN: ...
A Rockin SN: Leomund's Secret Penis.
Der DWSage: Speak With Penis.
T3chn0Namagomi: Penis of the Banshee
A Rockin SN: Dimensional Penis.
Der DWSage: Penis of Faith!
A Rockin SN: Or
A Rockin SN: Leomund's Tiny Penis
T3chn0Namagomi: Abi-Dalzim's Horrid Penis
Der DWSage: Aggravate your enemies! Piss off that bitch! Cast Expeditious Penis!
T3chn0Namagomi: Or.
T3chn0Namagomi: Abi-Dalzim's Penis Wilting
A Rockin SN: Unseen Penis!
Thramkalith: ...
Thramkalith: Banish.
A Rockin SN: Mordenkainen's Faithful Penis.
T3chn0Namagomi: Penis Ally
Der DWSage: Penis of the Deity.
T3chn0Namagomi: Bestow Greater Penis
A Rockin SN: Bigby's Forceful Penis
A Rockin SN: Doug, that's awesome.
Der DWSage: Penis Sacrifice.
Thramkalith: Mordenkinen's Penis Disjunction.
Der DWSage: Storm of Penis Fury.
A Rockin SN: Explosive Penis
A Rockin SN: Sepia Snake Penis
T3chn0Namagomi: Summon Penis IX
Der DWSage: And for those of you with STDs, contagious Penis!
T3chn0Namagomi: Penis Plague
A Rockin SN: Otiluke's Resilient Penis?
Der DWSage: Penis of Maggots, Murderous Penis...
A Rockin SN: Rainbow Penis
T3chn0Namagomi has left the room.
A Rockin SN: Rary's Penis Enhancer!
Der DWSage: Okay, I think we
Der DWSage: We've done enough.*
Der DWSage: This is like where someone replaced every use of the word 'Wand' in a harry potter book with Wang.
A Rockin SN: Heh
A Rockin SN: Anyway
A Rockin SN: I need to finish skills for the Bardblade
Thramkalith: Bardblade?
A Rockin SN: Bard/Warblade
Thramkalith: I... See.
Der DWSage: He's a Warbard, too.
Thramkalith has left the room.
Der DWSage has left the room.
A Rockin SN has left the room.