You have just entered room "letsfightinglove."
Der DWSage: HI ASHLEY.
Lithaladhwen: (Hey.)
Trom Kehra: Hello Ashley :D
Lithaladhwen: Whoa, hey Trom.
Trom Kehra: I appear out of no where! :o
PapatymisonN: *composing as we speak!*
T3chn0Namagomi: *Likewise!*
Der DWSage: *Ponders*
Der DWSage: Level 1 Expendarpee, or higher?
T3chn0Namagomi: Level 1.
PapatymisonN: Level 1.
PapatymisonN: Levelups take time.
Der DWSage: Fair 'nough.
T3chn0Namagomi: What's the top "level" of armor?
PapatymisonN: And it's late enough.
Der DWSage: *Creates villains as we speak*
T3chn0Namagomi: To be allowed, I mean.
PapatymisonN: *making a garou tank*
Der DWSage: ...Everything from Full plate down, not counting that Obsidian Skin stuff.
Lithaladhwen: ....What's going on?
PapatymisonN: Expendarpee.
T3chn0Namagomi: Right. All basics allowed.
Der DWSage: *Nod*
PapatymisonN: It always seems so futile when I make the non-essential skills for an expendarpee character...
PapatymisonN: ... ah, screw it. 6 points left unspent. Yeesh.
PapatymisonN: *not a character primarily geared for combat, personality wise*
T3chn0Namagomi: Now to do the techniques and spells.
Lithaladhwen: (So no one here has pre-existing first-level characters?)
Lithaladhwen: (Or are we not allowed to use those?)
PapatymisonN: (That we want to die, no.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Expend is in the name for a reason.)
Der DWSage: (I'm not entirely sure that it's going to be canon anyway.)
Lithaladhwen: (What Sage said.)
Lithaladhwen: (It's not like we haven't done this before.)
CGNakibe: (The idea is to create new characters that you aren't attached to so Evil GMs can kill them)
Der DWSage: (>_> I was rather thinking that it'd be either in a country no one uses, or it'd be Alternate Universe.)
Lithaladhwen: (Hey, you can use Ka'thalar.)
Lithaladhwen: (Nobody goes there.)
MajorGeneralTso: (...I have unwittingly made a ninja.)
Lithaladhwen: (Neat!)
Lithaladhwen: (Accidental ninja GO!)
MajorGeneralTso: (*Runs with it*)
Der DWSage: Actually, an idea Shaun and I just had. That I stole wholesale from End.
MajorGeneralTso: Improve Weaponry Go!
Der DWSage: How would you folks like to play people that are already dead? :{
MajorGeneralTso: It seems like I'm short on skills...
Der DWSage: Set this Expendarpee in the afterlife.
MajorGeneralTso: ...I would be up for that.
PapatymisonN: ...nah.
MajorGeneralTso: Oop. He isn't though. o.o
Trom Kehra: Mew?
Lithaladhwen: .....Hrm.
T3chn0Namagomi: Interesting thought.
Trom Kehra: So arpeeness yet?
T3chn0Namagomi: ...Can I keep the skills and techs?
Lithaladhwen: Your bitch ass tempts me to play Rendon and Rilla using Joss' sheet.
CGNakibe: HAR HAR.
Der DWSage: Yes.
Der DWSage: *Ponders this a bit*
Lithaladhwen: Shaun: Ye'd like that, wouldn't ya? Because they're weaker in PS.
Lithaladhwen: Or, rather, Joss is since he's a PC now.
T3chn0Namagomi: It's the Magus rule!
PapatymisonN: I was thinking the same thing.
Der DWSage: I SHALL RETURN.
Der DWSage: The downstairs is finally open.
PapatymisonN: ... but I prefer the Eikre rule, cuz no one likes to remember him.
Lithaladhwen: NPC Hevell twins are nasty little beasts.
Der DWSage has left the room.
T3chn0Namagomi: Hmm...what's a good percentage for a "leech" attack...
T3chn0Namagomi: Or should it just be a set amount?
CGNakibe: Leech tech?
T3chn0Namagomi: Yep
CGNakibe: You shouldn't get more than 5% out of the other guy for free, I should think. At best.
T3chn0Namagomi: Well, it requires a physical attack to hit and costs TP and MP
CGNakibe: And steals both?
T3chn0Namagomi: No
T3chn0Namagomi: Steals HP
CGNakibe: How much TP?
T3chn0Namagomi: 5 TP, 12 MP
Der DWSage has entered the room.
Der DWSage: There we go.
Der DWSage: Also, Nova wants to join in. Should we allow this?
CGNakibe: Off the top of the head, 15% HP, maybe 20%
Der DWSage: ...Eh, wot?
T3chn0Namagomi: So 15% to 20% of the damage returned, eh?
CGNakibe: No, I'm thinking in generalities. That percentage is the amount stolen. If you
CGNakibe: have already done damages for them then half the damage done. Like FF.
T3chn0Namagomi: BAsed off of weapon damage
T3chn0Namagomi: So...
MajorGeneralTso: ...I am coming up blank on der Techies.
MajorGeneralTso: Someone give me a number: How many should I not have? <.<...
Der DWSage: Use the ones from the Spellbook and the Bottom of this page?
Der DWSage: Also, Hideki?
Der DWSage: Since he's an accidental ninja, after all.
Lithaladhwen: WHat about Hideki?
Der DWSage: Stealing one or two of Hideki's techs. :{
CGNakibe: You can probably get away with 5 starting techs.
Der DWSage: Since Tai's character is an accidental ninja and such.
CGNakibe: But for this? You'll probably only USE 3.
Lithaladhwen: Um. Ooookay....
Lithaladhwen: I guess it doesn't matter for an expendable character.
Der DWSage: *Nod*
Der DWSage: Also:Any votes against Nova joining in on this one-shot?
CGNakibe: I've got nothing against him yet. He's pretty cool.
Lithaladhwen: Sure. Go ahead.
NovaKnight21 has entered the room.
Der DWSage: It hasn't started yet-everyone's still making characters.
Der DWSage: This is a halloween-themed expendarpee. Expect at least a few deaths.
T3chn0Namagomi: Done
T3chn0Namagomi: Should I send it?
Lithaladhwen: I may be sitting out, as dinner is awesome.
Der DWSage: Please do.
MajorGeneralTso: It's late for Dinner...
Lithaladhwen: I get home from work at nine.
MajorGeneralTso: Ah.
Lithaladhwen: Then I scanned an art thing for Charles.
NovaKnight21: Nova is sleepy.
Der DWSage: ...So how many people are participating? I know we've got Nama, Shaun, and Ken.
PapatymisonN: I'm in.
Der DWSage: >_> You're a bastard.
PapatymisonN: Just bouncing my sheet off Doug.
Der DWSage: *Nod*
T3chn0Namagomi: I'm a bastard?
NovaKnight21: ... Bow chikka bow wow!
Der DWSage: No, Nova is.
Der DWSage: Well, you are too, but for different reasons.
T3chn0Namagomi: You're on point, Nova.
NovaKnight21: What? NO! I've seen these movies! The point guy dies first!
NovaKnight21: Unless there's a black guy.
Der DWSage: *Makes you the black guy*
Der DWSage: Go and take point, buddy boy.
NovaKnight21: GOD DAMMIT
Lithaladhwen: Well, I can't be the black guy.
Der DWSage: Indeed.
Lithaladhwen: The only things black about me are my ass and my voice.
Der DWSage: *Chuckles*
NovaKnight21: If I'm gonna be the black guy, I'm gonna play with my massive penis before I die first.
T3chn0Namagomi: Actually, that was meant to be a Red vs. Blue reference, but whatever
Der DWSage: Oh, didn't I tell you?
Der DWSage: You're catholic as well.
Lithaladhwen: ..
Lithaladhwen: ....
NovaKnight21: ...
Der DWSage: CIRCUMCISE HIM.
NovaKnight21: *punch*
Lithaladhwen: o_O
Der DWSage: Or however that's spelled.
Der DWSage: Or is that the Jewish?
Der DWSage: I forget.
NovaKnight21: Ask Marc!
T3chn0Namagomi: That's Jewish.
MajorGeneralTso: ...I NEED A NAAAAME. Poop.
Lithaladhwen: Michael Flatley.
T3chn0Namagomi: Yay for Dark Knight!
Trom Kehra has left the room.
NovaKnight21: Find a famous person, and do an anagram of their name.
Der DWSage: Akkef.
Der DWSage: Fakek.
NovaKnight21: Samuel L Jackson becomes Jake... Moloscus?
Der DWSage: Kefka!
T3chn0Namagomi: SAGE LOSES FOR FF6 REFERENCE
Der DWSage: Molluscans.
NovaKnight21: That.
CGNakibe: But wins so much more...
NovaKnight21: At least it isn't a tree.
T3chn0Namagomi: Jenna Angel = superior villain.
NovaKnight21: Sephiroth is a pussy.
NovaKnight21: Just felt I should say that.
PapatymisonN: No he's not.
PapatymisonN: He's a MAMA'S BOY.
PapatymisonN: There's a difference.
NovaKnight21: Meh.
MajorGeneralTso: My name is a Latin Phrase. Yes!
Der DWSage: I'm afraid I have to agree with Cha.
NovaKnight21: He's pussy whipped by his momma.
Der DWSage: And thus, a mama's boy.
MajorGeneralTso: Send to Sage, I presume?
Der DWSage: Please do!
MajorGeneralTso: ...Should probably have someone take a look at it for balance purposes. Anyone up for that? <.<...
T3chn0Namagomi: *shrug* I seem to be the man for it.
Der DWSage: I will as well.
T3chn0Namagomi: Jenna Angel is pwn. Anyone who basically gets the world to be ready to go boom by the next sunrise gets respect, I say.
PapatymisonN: I'll be back in a moment!
NovaKnight21: PHONE CALL.
Lithaladhwen: RING RING RING RING RING RING RING
Lithaladhwen: BANANA PHONE
NovaKnight21: NO.
MajorGeneralTso: ...My 2nd real PS sheet. Let's see what the judges think. <.<...
CGNakibe: Are you Okay?
MajorGeneralTso: ...Hope this works.
MajorGeneralTso: That took me the Super-Longs.
T3chn0Namagomi: Eh. They take me a good bit to make regardless.
PapatymisonN: I am ready.
Der DWSage: Send the sheet then, Cha.
PapatymisonN: 2 seconds.
CGNakibe: For those who play Okami.
CGNakibe: ... I suddenly lack the hates towards the annoying asshole prophet.
PapatymisonN: Why am I not surprised?
PapatymisonN: Sage: File Incoming!
PapatymisonN: Oh. There we go.
Der DWSage: *Corrects a mistake on the sheet*
Der DWSage: You forget a point on your AT/PA, that's all.
PapatymisonN: Thankee.
CGNakibe: *Expresses his "Love" for 9-headed hydra* ^^
PapatymisonN: 8 headed.
PapatymisonN: ... unless something changed...?
CGNakibe: Not. Anymore. ^^
CGNakibe: *Breaks out the Brushstrokes*
Der DWSage: ...
PapatymisonN: It's Okami stuff, Sagebaby.
Der DWSage: Cha, Modern Dance and Hair Styling are not [S] skills. :{
PapatymisonN: Go buy the game, it's cheap.
PapatymisonN: ... oh.
PapatymisonN: K?
Der DWSage: However, it's an Expendarpee, so I'll let it slide.
Der DWSage: I'd say Modern Dance would be <Cha/Agi/Int>
MajorGeneralTso: Halloween Candy!
Der DWSage: Hair styling...would be either [K] or <Dex/Int/Int>
PapatymisonN: Ah. Well, I don't really consider non-combat skills for full price...
Der DWSage: Some are, mon.
Der DWSage: Cooking, for example.
T3chn0Namagomi: Cooking, any Craft skill...
Der DWSage: But again. Expendarpee.
Der DWSage: Fuggehdaboudit.
T3chn0Namagomi: Yeah
PapatymisonN: We almost ready?
CGNakibe: Doom has nearly arrived.
T3chn0Namagomi: I feel I'm pretty much ready.
Der DWSage: Almost, almost.
Lithaladhwen: Where the hell did the whole "say doom to summon Ayra" thing come from?
Lithaladhwen: And what the hell do you have to say to summon Zea?
MajorGeneralTso: Ayra was a Grim Reaper.
PapatymisonN: Is.
Lithaladhwen: So?
Der DWSage: 'I think I'll break into this house!'
Lithaladhwen: So is Zea.
MajorGeneralTso: ...And like the old Final Fantasies of Yore, when you cast Doom the Grim Reaper takes the enemy's soul.
Lithaladhwen: Ah.
MajorGeneralTso: Is, Yes. My bad.
Lithaladhwen: I.... I see. So could you summon Zea by saying "Doom?"
PapatymisonN: No.
MajorGeneralTso: There you have it.
PapatymisonN: Unless she was listening to everyone on the planet.
Lithaladhwen: .....She can't do that unless they're dead, and even then she never ever wants to.
Der DWSage has left the room.
Der DWSage has entered the room.
Der DWSage: THERE.
Lithaladhwen: So this doesn't answer my question.
Lithaladhwen: How do you summon Zea?
CGNakibe: Good question.
MajorGeneralTso: ...I'unno.
Der DWSage: 'Wonder what happens when I poke this undead plant...'
Lithaladhwen: *laugh*
MajorGeneralTso: Oooooh...Dammit. Made another mistake on my PS Sheet. *Fix Fix*
Der DWSage: Anyway. We're nearly ready.
Der DWSage: Very nearly.
T3chn0Namagomi: Anything particularly wrong with mine?
Lithaladhwen: And I'm very nearly ready for bed, alas.
Der DWSage: I mostly just want to make sure Shaun's here at last half the time, instead of playing Okami fulltime.
Der DWSage: And no.
CGNakibe: I'm here.
MajorGeneralTso: To the Media: Forgot to change Weapon Damage in the Formulas for Middle and Heavy attacks. They should be 22 and 28 respectively.
Der DWSage: Kay.
MajorGeneralTso: ...The Equals size. The waaay right.
Der DWSage: <THE TIME OF THE RP IS NOW.>
Der DWSage: <First of all, how many of you aren't dead yet?>
MajorGeneralTso: (...Moo.)
Der DWSage: <I am being completely and honestly serious here. How many of you aren't dead? And for my amusement, answer this in the form of a post describing your character.>
PapatymisonN: <I'm not dead yet... o.o>
Lithaladhwen: (You tempt me to make John's sheet, Sage.)
Der DWSage: (=D)
MajorGeneralTso: (Curiously I ask, What locale do we start? <.<...)
Der DWSage: <Anywhere, everywhere, you're gonna be ending up in the afterlife.>
Der DWSage: <Keep this in mind.>
MajorGeneralTso: (...Sounds good.)
Der DWSage: (*Checks* Three fo you, hm...)
Der DWSage: <You all should be making with the descriptive posts.>
Der DWSage: <Especially you, Charles.>
NovaKnight21 has left the room.
PapatymisonN: *I'm not like other guys*
PapatymisonN: *First off, I'm a garoujin. That's not common*
CGNakibe: (Yeah, the other guys were much much more annoying than anything. >:P)
NovaKnight21 has entered the room.
PapatymisonN: *and, I like to dance. My people don't do that unless they're praising the gods or something*
PapatymisonN: *I like to dance for fun.*
T3chn0Namagomi: (So...hm. Afterlife, eh?)
Der DWSage: (Indeed.)
PapatymisonN: *It's probably why I have such weird fur... black with white in it... or maybe the other way around, I don't know...*
PapatymisonN: (Uh... where is ol' Mellorin of the Jagged Eye?)
MajorGeneralTso: *A teenager in the prime of his life, 18, sweats profusely as his eyes is buried in a small leather satchel, middle length deep Crimson hair swaying back and forth as he whines bad omens and curses to, and for, himself*
Der DWSage: (You go ahead and choose. It'll be a moot point soon anyway.)
MajorGeneralTso: *He pulls his face away just long enough to pat down his leather armor and padded black pants again, searching for something in all those pockets. He is even so desperate as to look in to his greaves for them, but nothing comes up*
MajorGeneralTso: *With a disappointed sigh, and perhaps a shimmer of tears from his big brown eyes, Sola Gratia finally admits to defeat*
MajorGeneralTso: (Enjoy.)
PapatymisonN: *All I did was go into the city... see the park... what was so wrong with that?*
PapatymisonN: *My parents... they're out to destroy me!*
PapatymisonN: *... probably. I'm probably just "being difficult" like they always say...*
PapatymisonN: *I just wish I was like my other brothers and sisters... they fit in...*
PapatymisonN: *Even La'Tavya...*
Der DWSage: *Sola would find that there's an interesting person in front of him-must've come in while he was looking through that satchel.*
Der DWSage: *Color change
MajorGeneralTso: *Reattaches that Satchel to his belt quietly and the interesting person catches his eye* o.o...
MajorGeneralTso: (Dammit! Thought of a Skill I should have had for entertainment's sake.)
Der DWSage: *He looks...gaunt. Like he hasn't eaten in days...and he smells like he hasn't bathed in days. That skin is drawn over that face drum-tight, and those eyes are nearly white...you know the type*
T3chn0Namagomi: *And so, there so stands amidst the lawless night fields a rather large man in black armor, carrying a full-metal scythe of, though simple in design, a rather menacing manner. Surrounded...*
Der DWSage: *The hair is nearly nonexistant, but the strands left are all gray, and hang loosely over that head. And the clothes are little better than rags...*
T3chn0Namagomi: *...by spilt blood, and fresh corpses of a group of bandits who thought he was an easy mark for robbery. As it is now, the man seems to be cleaning the blood off of the scythe blade...*
CGNakibe: *Meanwhile for Mellorin, something a bit more plain. A young man in white robes, with a necklace of beads around his neck. Although there's something about this one that's mildly unsettling...*
Der DWSage: *And the voice is dry, but clear. Crisp. Like fresh paper, it is* Looking for something, my friend?
CGNakibe: You look kind of lost there. >.>
OnlineHost: MajorGeneralTso rolled 1 20-sided die: 13
Der DWSage: We're all looking for something...
MajorGeneralTso: (15.)
CGNakibe: Perhaps you need some... help?
PapatymisonN: I'm fine... just... I've never been here before.
CGNakibe: *chuckles* Of course not.
Der DWSage: (You mean 19.)
MajorGeneralTso: (...Yeah. Forgot the *2.)
Der DWSage: (Anyway.)
MajorGeneralTso: (3.)
CGNakibe: Do you need help, then? Since this is your first time here and all..
MajorGeneralTso: IM: Ooooo...He's healthy looking one...but...I'm coming up short. Just like last week...*Mental Sigh*
MajorGeneralTso: No! Nothing at all sir. ^-^;;...You're not looking so well yourself though...Are you alright?
PapatymisonN: ... I think I'll be alright... but thank you. I appreciate it.
Der DWSage: Mm. No.
Der DWSage: I'm looking for something.
Der DWSage: Someone, rather.
CGNakibe: I insist. At the very least it would be rude of me not to help, you know.
MajorGeneralTso: Oh? Is there somehow I can help you?
PapatymisonN: ... well... OK. If you insist... v_v
Der DWSage: ...Yes, there is.
Der DWSage: (Be with Doug in a moment! Lemme kill off Tai first.)
MajorGeneralTso: (What Ominous words.)
CGNakibe: Now now. You act like its an affront to be lost.
Der DWSage: *Reaches into a pocket...and comes out with a little ankh. How odd* Do you know what this is? Or anyone that has one?
Der DWSage: (That's not being ominous, that's being straight forward.)
CGNakibe: Just... err... this isn't the best time to arrive...
PapatymisonN: o.o What do you mean?
Der DWSage: *Meanwhile, on that battleground...*
PapatymisonN: *have you ever seen such a meek GAROUJIN in your life? ... have you ever seen a GAROUJIN in your life?*
CGNakibe: Eh? Nothing. Nothing.
MajorGeneralTso: *Tries to get a good look at the item* Uh...No...I can't say that I do. o.o It doesn't seem like a pricey thing though.
CGNakibe: *Scratches his head* You're weird, you know that?
Der DWSage: *There's a groan or two heard from behind. Survivors!*
Der DWSage: I see. In that case...
PapatymisonN: Yeah. o.o
Der DWSage: *While Sola is bent over the item in question...he'd feel a sudden jab into his gut*
CGNakibe: That MAY be helpful, though.
MajorGeneralTso: !!! *Jabbed! Looks down at himself*
CGNakibe: Hmm.. Yes.. *nod nod*
Der DWSage: *And precious, precious blood would be leaking out* You're of no use to me aside from suffering, and you'll do plenty of that. It'll be fifteen minutes before your own stomach acids kill you...
Der DWSage: *...Yeah, that's a stab to the stomach, and Sola would feel strength leaving him faster than it normally would...*
MajorGeneralTso: (...I need to remember that line in case Tai needs to use it some day.)
T3chn0Namagomi: So, some more of you fucks are ready to die, I take it. *turns around, his armor giving off a menacing sheen in the moonlit night*
PapatymisonN: ... helpful?
PapatymisonN: o.o You're weird, too.
CGNakibe: ^^
Der DWSage: *...There's someone twitching on the ground, one hand around his stomach as he tries to crawl away*
CGNakibe: Why thank you.
MajorGeneralTso: *Grabs the Dagger instinctively* W-What...? *Stumbles backwards from the pain slightly and falls*
Der DWSage: *Manages to hold onto the dagger!* I've been waiting for the blood and suffering of a White Mage for some time. Good day.
PapatymisonN: ... you're ... welcome? o.O
Der DWSage: *...And he walks off, leaving the poor mage to suffer. It really is painful, y'know. Imagine drinking acid*
PapatymisonN: Never met anyone who LIKED being weird.
CGNakibe: How much do you remember? From before...?
T3chn0Namagomi: *hefting his scythe, the black knight advances forward, ready to finish the straggler off on the spot*
PapatymisonN: o.o What do you mean, before?
MajorGeneralTso: *Suffers like he's supposed to, a good little boy. He tries to make some noises and call for help, but he can't get anything through*
CGNakibe: Hm. You don't even know. Ah, well.
MajorGeneralTso: *And is totally only slightly a mage.*
CGNakibe: I would like for you to find someone for me.
Der DWSage: *Well, he almost manages it. But that gut wound is fatal-and even though some helpful folk try to rescue him, it's already too late. He would've already passed out and died...*
PapatymisonN: o.o What are you talking about? What don't I know?
Der DWSage: *Totally moans a bit more, trying to oh-so-slowly crawl away. This was one of them that had pretty much refused to die...*
CGNakibe: I can help you get home from here, you know. In fact, I just might do that. Or other places.
Der DWSage: (Tai will be tended to in a moment. In the meantime, have fun watched the other death plots.)
PapatymisonN: *wait... is Mellorin not in a park anymore?*
MajorGeneralTso: (I will!)
T3chn0Namagomi: Next life, watch who you screw with. *grinning sadistically behind the mask, the blade of the scythe becomes sheathed in a red glow as he brings it downward toward the dying man*
Der DWSage: *And the dying man makes one last gurgle before he stops moving*
CGNakibe: *Yes, although there IS something off about this park. Hard to really say. Just... there's not much smell.*
PapatymisonN: Wait... wait, where am I? What's going on here?
T3chn0Namagomi: *and as he rips it back out, he looks around* Any more of you bastards who refuse to die?
Der DWSage: *...Ripping it back out seems to be amazingly difficult*
CGNakibe: I just need you to retrieve a thing for me. It looks like this.. *an odd... loop-with-cross thing appears before the garoujin*
Der DWSage: *In fact, nearly impossible.*
Lithaladhwen: (I refuse your mother.)
CGNakibe: That's all. It should be quite simple, really.
PapatymisonN: o.o W-... ... OK. But... I want ANSWERS after this, OK?
CGNakibe: *nods* Of course, of course.
PapatymisonN: Now, where is this... thing?
T3chn0Namagomi: Krgh! What the hell...*looking down at the corpse*
Der DWSage: *And the corpse begins to speak. It's certainly more breathy. Like he's having to use more than just the air in his lungs* With my last breaths I cursed at myself, and I cursed at you. And I cursed the blade that killed us all.
CGNakibe: *pats the shoulder of the Garoujin* Don't worry. It will probably find you soon enough.
Lithaladhwen: (.....)
CGNakibe: (Mew?)
Lithaladhwen: (Cursed like your face.)
Der DWSage: And I cursed us all...not that it matters now. I cursed me most of all.
PapatymisonN: ... o.o *sniffs the object the man holds, and heads off*
PapatymisonN: (Trrrrrrrrracking.)
T3chn0Namagomi: Cute, very cute. So you're getting back at me for the results of your idiocy...
CGNakibe: *the view shifts... its like looking in a pool, only the pool is all around...*
Der DWSage: *...That's about the time that Adrian would feel a knife go into his neck from behind* Ah, the glory of being the smart one that hides. I love ventriloquism. And Magnetism spells.
Der DWSage: *What a pompous voice! Sounds like a fat man, it does.*
MajorGeneralTso: (...We don't all sound the same. >.>...)
Der DWSage: *But it's not from directly behind him. It's from several feet away...probably another of the 'corpses.'*
Der DWSage: *Not that it matters! Neck wounds are, in general occurance, fatal!*
Lithaladhwen: (They are, generally, yes.)
T3chn0Namagomi: *And slumps over--as I don't think people stabbed in that way can, you know, talk. But refuses to let go of the scythe, nonetheless, even in dying.*
Der DWSage: *Hums as he stands up-a fat man indeed-and begins to loot the corpses himself* Ah well. This'll go down as another 'I was the only one that survived' story. I wonder how the Bards will handle this one...
CGNakibe: *As things steady, one finds the lucky Garoujin in a wooded area. Its hard to say where..*
Der DWSage: *And as for Sola...things begin to get weird after he dies*
CGNakibe: *Although... strange. His shoulder tingles a bit where the odd man in white touched him*
NovaKnight21 has left the room.
PapatymisonN: *scratches that spot, flexing his shoulder up as well*
MajorGeneralTso: (Weird shiz. Yo.)
Der DWSage: *One generally believes that they go into the light when they die. Or into the flaming pits of hell.*
Der DWSage: *They certainly don't find themselves sitting in an immaculate waiting room, with their stomach wounds still there, but not hurting*
CGNakibe: *There's nothing wrong with it... or at least nothign feels wrong about it..*
NovaKnight21 has entered the room.
PapatymisonN: (And, hey. Tracking, if possible.)
Der DWSage: *Sixteen white chairs, all lined up in a row, along a white wall...and on the opposite wall, sixteen more chairs. On the other walls, white doors. It has the feel of a sterile environment...*
MajorGeneralTso: ...*Pokes his stomach once experimentally, then looks around the room without standing* ...Uuuuh...Hello?
Der DWSage: *Adrian, on the other hand, would find himself in a more interesting place. It involves a lot of snow. And I do mean a lot...*
Der DWSage: *An echo!*
Der DWSage: *Also, his finger goes right into the hole, if that was his intent*
Der DWSage: *...A plain, vast wasteland of snow, and his scythe. Of course, there are snow drifts, and some of them are quite high...*
Der DWSage: (Adrian gives me an Int check.)
OnlineHost: T3chn0Namagomi rolled 1 20-sided die: 2
T3chn0Namagomi: (Add Observant?)
MajorGeneralTso: ...*Decides to not bother with the wound for the moment seeing that.* Ah! *Makes sure that satchel is still there!* IM: Whew...I thought I was a goner. What the heck is going on? *Now stands to open that door curiously*
Der DWSage: (Indeed.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (18)
Der DWSage: *Adrian would find he still has that hole in the neck where he was stabbed. That'll make for an interesting story...*
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: ...Unusual...
Der DWSage: Door:*Is a door. It's white, and has a latch-type of knob! Who knows what lies behind it?*
T3chn0Namagomi: *attempts to get up, and once again take his scythe out*
Der DWSage: *...And after a moment of being stunned at his neck, he'd also notice that some of the drifts seem odd, even allowing for wind. They're...somehow irregular.*
Der DWSage: *And yes, he takes his scythe with ease. It still has blood on it, though that's quickly congealing*
MajorGeneralTso: *Opens it! Intending to find out!*
Der DWSage: *And as he does...*
Der DWSage: *...He'd find two people back there behind it. One is blindfolded, gray-haired, and a little plump. The other is a carbon copy of the man that he saw. The room itself, however...*
CGNakibe: *a thing howls in the distance from Mellorin. Although that doesn't sound quite like any howl he's ever heard of...*
Der DWSage: *There are six lab tables, and six cadavers. Each of them have an interesting stab wound in their stomach...and all of them have a black mist pouring out of them.*
Der DWSage: (Sola gives me an Int check and a Mag check.)
OnlineHost: MajorGeneralTso rolled 2 20-sided dice: 10 4
T3chn0Namagomi: *wipes the blood off of the blade quickly*
Der DWSage: (Because I like making you people work for your RP if you're unlucky.)
MajorGeneralTso: (13 and 10.)
MajorGeneralTso: (It seems I'm unlucky.)
Der DWSage: *...One of those bodies is Sola's. Not that hard to spot.*
CGNakibe: (Cha?)
Der DWSage: *Its also got that creepy black mist pouring out. And the carbon copy is whispering into the blindfolded man's ear before going to stare at the blackness...*
PapatymisonN: (Yeah?
PapatymisonN: )
Der DWSage: *The blood is cleansed. Now where to go?*
PapatymisonN: ... weird...
PapatymisonN: ..... *heads for it*
Der DWSage: *Snow, snow everywhere, nor any flake to eat...*
PapatymisonN: IM: Maybe I can find a way out of here...
MajorGeneralTso: *Spots his own body and points at it suddenly* Hey! *Steps into the room* Why am I...there? But here? *Looks confused a bit*
T3chn0Namagomi: *Closer to one of those strange snow-drifts sounds like a good idea!*
CGNakibe: *Mellorin makes his way through the low lying bushes and trees... *
CGNakibe: (Please for Cha to roll me AGI...)
Der DWSage: *Crunch, crunch, crunch goes that snow. Kinda hard to actually move through it in all that armor, though*
OnlineHost: PapatymisonN rolled 1 20-sided die: 17
T3chn0Namagomi: *strives onward anyway!*
PapatymisonN: (And that's 23.)
CGNakibe: *... there's a bush. Its pretty thorny. And MAN that thing's trying its best to take a little piece of Mellorin with him.*
PapatymisonN: *pulls himself away from it*
PapatymisonN: Get away! e_e
Der DWSage has left the room.
CGNakibe: *Mellorin pulls away without too much trouble, at least*
Der DWSage has entered the room.
Der DWSage: (Hate my connection.)
Der DWSage: *Lucky thing he's got a scythe to use as a walking stick to pull him through that snow*
Der DWSage: *And that's when the one that isn't blindfolded looks at Sola* You can shoo now. You've already done your suffering.
CGNakibe: *stupid thorny bushes*
Der DWSage: So you've fulfilled your life's purpose.
CGNakibe: Hoot. Hoot.
Der DWSage: Your death, I could care less about
PapatymisonN: Who said that? o.o
CGNakibe: Hoot. Hoot!
CGNakibe: *Its just an owl, man. So jumpy today.*
PapatymisonN: *looks around!*
PapatymisonN: ... oh...
PapatymisonN: *presses on towards the howl*
Idran1701 has left the room.
MajorGeneralTso: Wait, What? *Walks up to the men and his dead body, Grabbing the shoulders of the one who spoke* I'm dead?! But...Where's the underworld or eternal bliss? Where the heck is here?!
CGNakibe: *The howling stops for a brief moment...*
CGNakibe: *Its pretty quiet in this forest, really.*
Der DWSage: *The shoulders are grabbed!* Here is where you are, and I'm at a loss as to what your bliss would be. Possibly another addiction.
PapatymisonN: IM: This is unnatural... o.o
CGNakibe: *rustle rustle*s
T3chn0Namagomi: *drags himself through the cocytal tundra, thanks to his scythe*
PapatymisonN: IM: I... I don't like this at all... *still has his heading, dangit! Doesn't change trajectory!*
Der DWSage: *...That crunch sounded rather odd*
MajorGeneralTso: Addiction?! I wouldn't dare, they cost too much! *Shakes his head* That doesn't matter. Where do I go? The other room just leads here! And what's with that! *Points at his body*
Der DWSage: *And that snow seems a little too firm*
Der DWSage: <_<
Der DWSage: I don't know. You could try the other door.
T3chn0Namagomi: *steps back, and looks at what the hell he stepped on*
Der DWSage: And this is your...well, for lack of a better word, this is my memory of you.
Der DWSage: Lovely, isn't it.
Der DWSage: *...There's a face in the snow*
CGNakibe: *rustle rustle shake*
Der DWSage: *It's blue, and awfully disfigured...but it's still there*
PapatymisonN: *stop, looks around...*
MajorGeneralTso: *Blinks* ...I don't remember spewing black smoke from my body. And you killed me! What the hell!? *Gives the man a good shaking*
CGNakibe: *Mellorin feels like he's being watched*
PapatymisonN: *still no smells anywhere?*
Der DWSage: *The shaking...well, it starts out fine, but the man grabs his arm after a second, and stops it. That's a firm grip*
T3chn0Namagomi: *kicks and brushes aside more snow, attempting to find what--or who--this is.*
Der DWSage: My memory of you. In my memory, I could see your pain like a physical thing...like one of the Mazoku, I suppose.
CGNakibe: (Roll me Int)
Der DWSage: *...It's a corpse. It's a full corpse hidden under the drift, stripped to the waist. Nothing more*
OnlineHost: PapatymisonN rolled 1 20-sided die: 8
PapatymisonN: (That's 11.)
Der DWSage: *The blindfolded man has said nothing...he hasn't even twitched*
MajorGeneralTso: *Still tries to shake him for a couple more seconds, a futile attempt it sounds though so he stops* Mazoku? What? Aaaaah! Nevermind. *Let's go of the guy*
CGNakibe: *there is a smell. Kinda sour. But wher ecould it be coming from?*
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: So, others have died here. If nothing else, this means I should move, sooner rather than later
PapatymisonN: IM: I knew I should have paid more attention to Father's teachings...
Der DWSage: *Is let go of!*
Der DWSage: There's nothing for you here. That much, I am sure of.
T3chn0Namagomi: *And attempts to go toward the drift once more.*
PapatymisonN: ... if someone's there, you might as well come out.
Der DWSage: Drift:*Seems just as far away as before.*
Der DWSage: (Another Int check from Adrian.)
MajorGeneralTso: *Glances around the room* ...I guess it seems that way. *Sighs sadly* ...But I'm dead. I had stuff to do being...alive.
OnlineHost: T3chn0Namagomi rolled 1 20-sided die: 6
MajorGeneralTso: ...*Notices the other guy* ...What's with your pal?
T3chn0Namagomi: (22)
Der DWSage: Hm? Oh, that's nobody.
Der DWSage: Just another that I've been playing with.
MajorGeneralTso: ...*Is kind of unnerved by the other guy, so decides not to poke him with the butt of his Katana* Oh...Okay.
Der DWSage: *...Funny things are happening in that sky. It seems like it's...curving?*
CGNakibe: *The woods offers up nothing at first..*
Der DWSage: *There's an odd speck here and there that suggest it's curving outwards, like a dome...*
Der DWSage: He's been blind to what I've been doing for some time now...
CGNakibe: *Nothing but a low rumble*
Der DWSage: *My, that's a chuckle. Well, it starts out as one-it becomes a whooping cough soon enough*
PapatymisonN: ... *listening intently...*
MajorGeneralTso: ...Well...He is blindfolded. >.>...And you don't seem any better than you looked alive. Dammit...*Heads for the room exit*
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: ...what the hell is this weather?
CGNakibe: You.
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: No, correction. What the hell is this place?
PapatymisonN: o.o
CGNakibe: Stay where you are. He will have you soon.
PapatymisonN: ... o.o I... Um...
CGNakibe: *Where IS that coming from?*
PapatymisonN: ... no!
PapatymisonN: *heads in a direction... let's say... a left turn from where he was going!*
Der DWSage: Exit:*Is exit-like! Still has nothing but those 32 chairs and those two doors...*
Der DWSage: *...There seems to be a bend in the sky over that snowdrift, though*
CGNakibe: He will have you soon...
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: ...that should be where I need to go...
MajorGeneralTso: *Turns to look at his dead carcass and the two guys one last time, just for posterity* ...Aside from stabbing me to death, you don't seem like such a bad guy. Can I ask why, or will you just say something about suffering...?
T3chn0Namagomi: *and once again, he sets off toward that snowdrift*
PapatymisonN: *running, running, running... is there anyone to stop him? Anyone behind, ahead?*
CGNakibe: *just the trees... and bushes...*
Der DWSage: *Smirk*
CGNakibe: *speaking of which...*
CGNakibe: (Roll me AGI)
Der DWSage: Haven't you figured out anything yet?
OnlineHost: PapatymisonN rolled 1 20-sided die: 14
PapatymisonN: (20 exactly.)
MajorGeneralTso: ...No, I haven't. I just died, forgive me for being a little bit slow. >.>...
Der DWSage: Well, you've figured out that much at least.
CGNakibe: Do not struggle... I shall help you... *Mellorin can feel... something pass by him..*
Der DWSage: ...I'll let you know that I'm looking for someone. And that I'm not the one who stabbed you.
PapatymisonN: *WILDSWIPE!* Get away!
CGNakibe: *Just a bush. A thorny-looking bush*
PapatymisonN: *that don't stop the runnin'!*
CGNakibe: You will feel pain. Much pain, yess....
MajorGeneralTso: ...You look like him. A lot. Maybe kind of how I look like that body you're interested in...?
CGNakibe: *... and a step like an earthquake?*
Der DWSage: Oh, you're you.
Der DWSage: This is just a memory of you.
CGNakibe: *The forest itself seems to almost move behind Mellorin*
Der DWSage: My memory.
MajorGeneralTso: ...So you watched me die? But you didn't stab me. Though you look like that guy.
Der DWSage: *Turns to look at that body, smirking oh-so-widely at it* My memory...
PapatymisonN: o.o What in Stacey's name...?
PapatymisonN: *RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!*
Der DWSage: *...And he opens his mouth over that inky blackness, inhaling it.* Memory...
CGNakibe: I shall save you... you shall be saved.... *... That definitely looks like... almost a Dragon. Bleeding from various wounds as it shambles along*
Der DWSage: *...The snowdrift is reached. A few more corpses are stepped on*
MajorGeneralTso: ...Uuuuh...Well, I'll be going. Excuse my rudeness. *Shuts the door on his way out, heading for the other door now*
CGNakibe: (Another AGI check)
Der DWSage: *The door is closed!*
OnlineHost: PapatymisonN rolled 1 20-sided die: 20
MajorGeneralTso: *Opens door number 2!*
PapatymisonN: (That's 26. ^_^)
Der DWSage: (The dice, they like Cha.)
CGNakibe: (Int check for fun)
OnlineHost: PapatymisonN rolled 1 20-sided die: 18
Der DWSage: (My, my.)
PapatymisonN: (And thats' 21.)
Der DWSage: *And the other door is opened, revealing...oh dear.*
CGNakibe: *Bloodvine! That's BLOODVINE doing its best to reach at Mellorin, growing at unnatural speed*
Der DWSage: (Sola makes a Stamina check.)
OnlineHost: MajorGeneralTso rolled 1 20-sided die: 20
MajorGeneralTso: (29.)
Der DWSage: (...Going with what Shaun did, give me an Int check on top.)
OnlineHost: MajorGeneralTso rolled 1 20-sided die: 18
PapatymisonN: o.o Oh no! *does his best to avoid it!*
MajorGeneralTso: (21.)
Der DWSage: (The dice like 20 and 18 right now.)
CGNakibe: *Another Howl sounds. Louder this time, and DEFINITELY coming from somewhere to the right of Mellorin*
MajorGeneralTso: (...Strangely, exactly what Cha rolled.)
PapatymisonN: IM: It wont' hurt! It's not inevitable! Cuz YOU'RE NOT GONNA GET ME! eVe
CGNakibe: *Vines suddenly stop growing. And the dragon stops moving...*
Der DWSage: *Through the door...through the door is a pit, and a catwalk over it.*
PapatymisonN: IM: And cuz I'm gonna get you FIRST! *heads right!*
Der DWSage: *It's probably a little less than forty feet deep, but what's in it...*
CGNakibe: ... no. Nono... Nonononono.
CGNakibe: DON'T GO THAT WAY!
PapatymisonN: *stoooooooooooop!*
CGNakibe: I CAN'T HELP YOU THERE!
Der DWSage: *They're all versions of the man that stabbed him, fat, tall, skinny, short, some of them in shining armor, some of them in black robes.*
CGNakibe: (Roll PA!)
Der DWSage: *And they all have stab wounds in their stomachs, and a black mist rising out of them.*
Der DWSage: *Oh, and a truly horrendous smell. Though somehow, it's not that bad to Sola*
MajorGeneralTso: (Goooo Stamina!)
OnlineHost: PapatymisonN rolled 2 6-sided dice: 1 1
Der DWSage: *Still, he probably wouldn't enjoy staying there.*
CGNakibe: (PA, not 2d6, damn you. >:{)
PapatymisonN: (Wait, it's d20.)
OnlineHost: PapatymisonN rolled 1 6-sided die: 4
Der DWSage: *There's a door on the other end of the catwalk, though.)
OnlineHost: PapatymisonN rolled 1 20-sided die: 2
PapatymisonN: (There. Y'happy?)
Der DWSage: (...You shoulda stuck with the D6.)
CGNakibe: (^___^)
MajorGeneralTso: ...I think someone spiked my water in that Tavern. *Without another way to go, Sola carefully heads for the other side of the Catwalk*
CGNakibe: *Mellorin stops... and suddenly the stinging pain of bloodvine tearing its way into his juicy legflesh....*
Der DWSage: (A Dex check.)
OnlineHost: MajorGeneralTso rolled 1 20-sided die: 6
PapatymisonN: Gyarf! >.<
MajorGeneralTso: (15.)
Der DWSage: *He makes it without falling!*
Der DWSage: *It seemed a little close at one point, though. An odd whiff nearly sent him reeling*
CGNakibe: *The Dragon for its part, is gibbering* GoodGood... I can help you... let me just... (STR check!)
MajorGeneralTso: IM: Whew... *Opens that other door!*
OnlineHost: PapatymisonN rolled 1 20-sided die: 1
PapatymisonN: (... 16. o.o)
MajorGeneralTso: (...The dice are having some rough moodswings.)
Der DWSage: (Indeed.)
Der DWSage: (First it was all, 'Here, have a critical! Have another critical!')
CGNakibe: Can'tlethimseeme...can'tletHIMgetyou... no no. I shall end it...
Der DWSage: (Now it's, 'I'm bored. YOU WILL ALL SUFFER.')
CGNakibe: Yes yes...*Mellorin struggles, but damn these vines are creeping up... feasting on his juicy blood...*
Der DWSage: *This other door opens without too much problem.*
CGNakibe: (Str Check the second!)
OnlineHost: PapatymisonN rolled 1 20-sided die: 7
PapatymisonN: (21.)
PapatymisonN: (No, 22.)
Der DWSage: *And on the other side is...a grassy field?*
MajorGeneralTso: *Better than a trippy pit! Goes for stable ground with the grassy field*
Der DWSage: *Wait, no. THAT part is a grassy field. Another part is an old-style cottage, definitely one for poor people...and that bit's another waiting room, and that...*
CGNakibe: You will suffer. Yes yes... but he will not have you. I will have you so he doesn't have you... *the vines take chunks of fur and flesh from Mellorin's form, but he starts to... work himself.. .free*
Der DWSage: *It's a juxtaposition of various places. And there's not just one door this time.*
Der DWSage: *It'll take some searching...*
CGNakibe: Do not struggle... my vines shall feed and you shall be saved...
PapatymisonN: *sschrurrrrurip!* >.O eVe GET AWAY FROM ME!
Der DWSage: (In the meantime, is Nama still with us and suitably bored from waiting in the snowfield?)
CGNakibe: Yes... I will guard you...
PapatymisonN: ... *heads towards the howl again!*
CGNakibe: ... Don't do that! My vines only want to help!
PapatymisonN: IM: What this guy wants, I DON'T.
PapatymisonN: *run!*
Der DWSage: (Also, three seperate Int checks from Sola. I likes my Int, I do.)
CGNakibe: Stop! Wait!
CGNakibe: *Stomp stomp...*
OnlineHost: MajorGeneralTso rolled 3 20-sided dice: 1 3 12
MajorGeneralTso: (4, 6, and 15.)
CGNakibe: ... *another howl sounds... its close*
CGNakibe: (INT from the Garoujin!)
OnlineHost: PapatymisonN rolled 1 20-sided die: 20
PapatymisonN: (Woo! 23!)
Der DWSage: *...He's rather distracted. Y'see, there's a little girl's corpse in that hazy area between the field and the waiting room.*
Der DWSage: *And it's not a gut wound.*
CGNakibe: *There's a smell. Almost like a fresh breeze coming from that pile of stones over there*
CGNakibe: *And from behind him* No! You! Stay back!
PapatymisonN: *heads over to the nice smell!*
PapatymisonN: IM: There's GOTTA be something going on...
Der DWSage: *No, this one seems to be a slit throat...dare he investigate further?*
CGNakibe: *The dragon has stopped moving.*
MajorGeneralTso: *Looks at the Cottage, admittedly his first choice to search...but his curiousity gets the better of him, Sola moving to examine the Girl first*
CGNakibe: *Apparently there's a hole in the ground there.*
CGNakibe: *Dark, but for some reason there's no moldy smell like the average cave..*
PapatymisonN: *DIVES in*
MajorGeneralTso: ...*He dares! But...cautiously*
CGNakibe: I was trying to save you!
PapatymisonN: You should have done it better! e_e
MajorGeneralTso: IM: ...Can you die even if you're dead? I mean...I should still be bleeding everywhere from my Stomach.
CGNakibe: *Bloodvines come down the hole.. or start down... and then Mellorin is.. falling?*
Der DWSage: *There is no blood from the stomach, in case he wants to check. Although his shirt has a large blood stain*
MajorGeneralTso: *Fat good that Quilted Leather did him*
PapatymisonN: IM: ... I'd rather go this way. >.<
Der DWSage: *But the girl...she's young. Probably in her mid pre-teens. She was cute before she died...probably would've grown up to steal a lot of men's hearts*
CGNakibe: *Its dark.. so very dark... and cold.*
MajorGeneralTso: IM: ...I'm crazy, but I guess it's viable in this place.
MajorGeneralTso: *Speaks to the corpse* ...Excuse me?
Der DWSage: *...And he hears a voice behind him*
Der DWSage: Damn, damn, and double damn. What's it take for an easy day in my line of work, huh?
MajorGeneralTso: *Turns around!*
PapatymisonN: o.o No... not my time yet... not my time...
Der DWSage: All I ask is one day where I don't have to bend the laws of reality just to do my job.
Der DWSage: *Behind him...is a person even he should recognize. There's a long black cloak, a scythe, no face...*
CGNakibe: *A light grows... and suddenly he's falling... sideways?*
Der DWSage: *Oh, and that particular chill to the air that nothing mortal can bring.*
PapatymisonN: o.o?
PapatymisonN: IM: ... death is weird.
MajorGeneralTso: ...*Opens his mouth, but is silent* IM: ...Should I talk to him? Uuuuuuh...Maybe...not...
CGNakibe: *Sola can hear a door open... and shut behind him as Mellorin finds himself facedown on brick*
MajorGeneralTso: ...Greetings. IM: Dammit.
CGNakibe: *OW. That kinda hurt*
PapatymisonN: ... ow...
PapatymisonN: *rolls over onto his back*
Der DWSage: Yeah, yeah. What's it take for an immortal to do his job around here?
PapatymisonN: *looks around...*
Der DWSage: >_>
Der DWSage: Another one?
MajorGeneralTso: ...*Glances to the door*
Der DWSage: ...Wait a moment. Hm.
CGNakibe: *Its one of those all-over hurts. Fading fast, at least.*
CGNakibe: *... although.. this is a fine time for one's shoulder to itch.*
MajorGeneralTso: *Turns back to Death* ...Do you mean him or me when you say ''Another One?''
PapatymisonN: *ignores it for now*
Der DWSage: *Pulls...something odd out of his cloak. It's like an hourglass, but much more complicated. There are loops, valves, even gears and pistons on it*
Der DWSage: I mean him and you.
PapatymisonN: *gets up... does everything work?*
Der DWSage: One of you being in someone else's head is odd enough, and I thought it was just a clever escape attempt.
Der DWSage: Which, by the way, cost me several minutes of valuable time. I'm a busy reaper.
MajorGeneralTso: ...Oh...? Huh? Whu?
NovaKnight21 has left the room.
PapatymisonN: o.o eVe! Hey! Do YOU know what's going on here? *to Death's SERVANT...*
Der DWSage: >_>
Der DWSage: No, I don't.
Der DWSage: *Taps the glass* But according to this, something that shouldn't be happening is.
Der DWSage: *...There's sand in it, but it seems like it's all placed randomly. Some of that machinery is working actively, some isn't.*
PapatymisonN: ... I'd say so...
MajorGeneralTso: *Looks at the Garoujin who's just arrived* Hey there! I'm gonna come right off the handle with it if you don't mind: ...Are you dead? <.<...
CGNakibe: *itchy itchy*
PapatymisonN: *skritch skritch*
NovaKnight21 has entered the room.
Der DWSage: Yeah, well, you know heaven and hell? The big cloud in the sky? The huge cesspool under the world?
Der DWSage: They're supposed to last a couple of eternities. I assume you know that.
MajorGeneralTso: ...Yeeeeaaaah...
PapatymisonN: (Resh: ... yeah, this BETTER be an alternate universe, cuz that's not how MY underworld works... <.<)
Der DWSage: Well, they seem to be on the fritz right now.
PapatymisonN: ... what?
Der DWSage: Yep.
MajorGeneralTso: ...And...So...Where is this we are now?
Der DWSage: Dunno.
Der DWSage: Fortunately, Heaven and Hell both have an interesting...escape mechanism.
Der DWSage: And trust me, right now, I'm sure you don't want to be in either.
MajorGeneralTso: *Listens to Yon Cloaked One quietly* o.o...
PapatymisonN: ... what... what happened?
Der DWSage: *Scratches at the head-part of his cloak*
PapatymisonN: And what was that THING that was chasing me?
Der DWSage: Hm? No idea what you're talking about.
Der DWSage: I'm not omniscient, until it comes to my clients.
Der DWSage: But...I'm willing to bet you two have been put on a quest.
Der DWSage: Like real adventurers.
PapatymisonN: o.o A quest?
MajorGeneralTso: ...By who? >.>...For what?
PapatymisonN: But I've never been on a quest... of ANY kind.
Der DWSage: By the universe, and for a simple matter.
Der DWSage: See, if heaven and hell go on the fritz...there's a reason for it.
Der DWSage: If either of them do, and that's rare.
Der DWSage: You know the Forbidden Plains? When that became forbidden, Heaven broke down. Hell didn't.
Der DWSage: When Malachias invaded Doma, Hell broke down for a short time, but Heaven didn't.
Der DWSage: They've never been broken at the same time before, however.
Der DWSage: So I'm guessing...that it's up to the dead people to find out what's going on here.
PapatymisonN: o.o So I AM dead...
Der DWSage: Oh, yeah.
Der DWSage: I can tell just by looking at you.
Marshmallow DM has left the room.
PapatymisonN: ... can you fix that?
MajorGeneralTso: ...That would be nice.
Der DWSage has left the room.
MajorGeneralTso: (...He went for a pretty long time without going out there.)
PapatymisonN: (He did. And back quick, too.)
Der DWSage has entered the room.
MajorGeneralTso: (Welcome back.)
Der DWSage: (Fucking connection.)
PapatymisonN: (What'd you see last?)
Der DWSage: ('Can you fix that?')
PapatymisonN: MajorGeneralTso: ...That would be nice..
MajorGeneralTso: (I just followed it up with ''That would be nice.'')
PapatymisonN: (All ya missed.)
Der DWSage: You're not even my client.
Der DWSage: I can't put your souls back in your bodies, either.
MajorGeneralTso: ...I guess that's a no.
PapatymisonN: Hey! If we save Heaven and Hell, doesn't that mean you, y'know, owe us?
Der DWSage: Yeah, well, I'm sure it'd get you a free pass to heaven.
Der DWSage: If you talk to the higher ups, you might get a replacement body.
MajorGeneralTso: (...This reminds me...of a Dragon Ball Z movie...)
Der DWSage: But right now...right now, you two are vulnerable.
MajorGeneralTso: ...Really? I've had this stab wound for a while now and it doesn't seem to be doing much...*Pokes it again*
Der DWSage: Yeah, but you're not material.
Der DWSage: In case you haven't noticed, you're nowhere normal.
Der DWSage: (Fuck. I'm getting tired, and that means I'm starting to get sloppy.)
PapatymisonN: ... let's get on this.
PapatymisonN: I want to go home as soon as possible.
MajorGeneralTso: (...To be continued?)
CGNakibe: (Hmmm.)
Der DWSage: (If Shaun is up for staying up late, I can hand the RP over to him.)
CGNakibe: (Sadly I'm not. Lots of Stuff to do tomorrow. >:\)
Der DWSage: (Otherwise...yeah. Because I have classes at 9.)
MajorGeneralTso: (*Nods*)
PapatymisonN: (Pansies. I have to leave for work at 5 in the morning, and I'm still up.)
PapatymisonN: (But then again, I'm also psychotic.)
MajorGeneralTso: (I have nothing to do all day. <.<;;...)
Der DWSage: (Yes, but I also haven't slept in...20 hours.)
MajorGeneralTso: (Careful there Cha. Or you'll end up like me. Hitting a wall in your car.)
Der DWSage: (*Chuckles*)
PapatymisonN: (Good thing I don't drive.)
MajorGeneralTso: (Oh. Welp, guess that solves that.)
Der DWSage: (Until a Wall hits him with a car.)
PapatymisonN: (... good point.)
MajorGeneralTso: (Aaaaalrighty then.)
Der DWSage: (Anyway. When shall we four meet again?0
MajorGeneralTso: (...I get this image of a wall swinging a buick around like a bat now.)
Der DWSage: (Or five, rather._
MajorGeneralTso: (It is to be done.)
MajorGeneralTso: (I'm RPing again. It's fun. Yaaaaay.)
Der DWSage: (...Any particular time?)
MajorGeneralTso: (...I'm available near always.)
CGNakibe: (Mew. As long as it isn't Saturday or Friday if MAC happens... I'm free. Oh, or Monday night or Wednesday night)
Der DWSage: (*Nod*)
CGNakibe: (The first because I'm busy getting beaten up. ;_; The second because of possible Redwall-ness)
Der DWSage: (So...hm. First day we'll meet again should be...Sunday.)
PapatymisonN: (... Sunday works.)
MajorGeneralTso: (*Thumbs up*)
Der DWSage: (As the non-MAC day, I have another RP to run._
Der DWSage: (And Ashley threatened me with hot needles if I don't finish it.)
Der DWSage: (And don't ask where the needles would be put. You don't want to know.)
MajorGeneralTso: (I'm gonna get the ball rolling here. Night guys.)
MajorGeneralTso: (*Lurks*)
PapatymisonN: (night.)
CGNakibe: (Banishes Evil. FOR THE WIN~)
Der DWSage: And I sleep.
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