You have just entered room "vesselsofsouls."
T3chn0Namagomi has entered the room.
Besyanteo: (I am lazy, and will not change to Times Roman today.)
CGNakibe: Yo-nyo
PapatymisonN: I WAS HERE FIRST! WHEE!
Arch mage144: I have no idea where Shini's at. Priam said he would be a little late, even later than you, Chuck, so you're off the hook.
PapatymisonN: Kay.
T3chn0Namagomi: >.< First-time toaster-burning+grumpy mother=hellish annoyance.
PapatymisonN: ... but you're gonna RP soon.
T3chn0Namagomi: So I get yelled at for the burning despite me not having KNOWN that it was until less than a minute before she came out
T3chn0Namagomi: Reminds me.
T3chn0Namagomi: *prays and gives sacrifice to the dice gods*
PapatymisonN: ... ever heard the story of Cain and Abel, Doug?
T3chn0Namagomi: Uh, yes.
T3chn0Namagomi: I got sent to an evangelical school.
PapatymisonN: You're Cain.
CGNakibe: Bad Charles.
PapatymisonN: No.
Besyanteo: Chuck: This and that have nothing to do with one another. Therefore,
Besyanteo: FAIL
Besyanteo: *stamps that on his forehead! With a sticker!*
PapatymisonN: ... what?
T3chn0Namagomi: Oh, cool. That means that I turn into a vampire, go to Japan, and get chicks for all my life after getting picked on by my father and brother--the latter of whom was killed by Satan in a misunderstanding!
Arch mage144: In the meantime, you should watch this.
Arch mage144: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbmbQkX7czo
T3chn0Namagomi: *wins via Holy Bibble*
CGNakibe: *is Michael*
Lithaladhwen: I'd call Lilith, but on top is actually not usually my favorite sexual position.
Lithaladhwen: TMI!
Arch mage144: It seems to work for you from time to time.
T3chn0Namagomi: Damn. Shaun is the badass.
Lithaladhwen: Well, sure. I get a chance to show off a little.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...*sweatdrop*
Lithaladhwen: Hey Nama. What do you think my STR score is? =P
Arch mage144: ...which STR score?
Lithaladhwen: Sore wa....
Lithaladhwen: ^_~ b
Lithaladhwen: ....himitsu desu.
CGNakibe: hahaha
T3chn0Namagomi: GURPS 10.
CGNakibe: Watch out, Doug.
CGNakibe: She might have Kung Fu Grip.
T3chn0Namagomi: *still has Kai's self-GURPS sheet*
PapatymisonN: ... you're all so dirty.
Besyanteo: ... Charles.
Lithaladhwen: In d20 I have at least an 11 or 12.
Besyanteo: Fluffy tails?
Besyanteo: And we're dirty?
Besyanteo: :o
T3chn0Namagomi: Bes wins.
PapatymisonN: ... w- I don't understand what you reference anymore.
THENinjaRabbi has entered the room.
Arch mage144: I have no idea where Shini went. o_O
Besyanteo: Chuck: Ok. This was admittedly... a few eyars abck, but:
T3chn0Namagomi: :-( You set up a situation where his character was absolutely required
Besyanteo: I asked you once about Garoujin culture, as I was designing the arrowfists.
Arch mage144: I was under the impression the dude would be here, because he told me he would.
Arch mage144: It's not like I was going to leave him out of any more sessions if I could help it.
Lithaladhwen: Maybe he went with Priam.
Arch mage144: He could've, but I don't know why.
Besyanteo: Once I'd gotten the information that I needed, you asked if I wanted to know what "did it" for garoujin. I was confused for a minute,
Lithaladhwen: ...
T3chn0Namagomi: ...
Besyanteo: before you explained that what really gets a Garou's blood pumping... is a fluffy tail.
Lithaladhwen: *laugh*
Besyanteo: And THEN I understood.
Arch mage144: Oh, furries!
PapatymisonN: ... I'm not a garoujin.
PapatymisonN: >.>
Besyanteo: From that point on I decided to do whatever the hell I damned well pleased with the Arrowfists. =P
Lithaladhwen: *laugh*
CGNakibe: HAPPY END! :D!
TheWaiChibiAngel has entered the room.
Besyanteo: Which is also why they're unique in lacking the reversed knees, and heel-less feet
Lithaladhwen: Speak of the devil.
Lithaladhwen: Hey Shini.
Arch mage144: Meanwhile, the solution to all my problems is to sit here with my Silky Sailor and wait for Priam.
Arch mage144: Yo, Shini.
Lithaladhwen: Brian? Can you not call it that? My dad is a sailor.
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Was taking Neb to work.*
Lithaladhwen: And so was my grandfather.
Arch mage144: No problem.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...XD
CGNakibe: Horrible mental images, Ashley>?
Lithaladhwen: My dad is on a ship right now.
Lithaladhwen: >_>;;
T3chn0Namagomi: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Arch mage144: Priam is still in the process of taking Judo to wherever.
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Ashley's father and grandfather are seamen?*
PapatymisonN: ... so if your dad shows people his ass...
Besyanteo: I can empathize. My Dad's mother was a cop, and he can't stand to hear almost anythign that badmouths cops.
Arch mage144: So hopefully he'll show up soon. I have a feeling we're going to be up crazy late.
Besyanteo: Like the term "pigs".
PapatymisonN: ...
PapatymisonN: Oh, I can barely say it...
THENinjaRabbi: Brian, you are dum.
Arch mage144: That's me.
Lithaladhwen: *laugh*
PapatymisonN: He's Sailor Moon? *puts on a full suit of armor*
T3chn0Namagomi: I take it this is the session where you set Respawn to off?
Arch mage144: Man, so much for getting started at 6 PM.
Lithaladhwen: Bes: I can handle them being badmouthed. I just don't want to think of him as "silky.'
CGNakibe: At least can you put in IDDQD on the console?
Besyanteo: Heh
T3chn0Namagomi: Please IDDQD?
Besyanteo: ...?
Besyanteo: What's IDDQD?
THENinjaRabbi: God mode in Doom.
CGNakibe: Bes does not remember old Doom console codes?
T3chn0Namagomi: God Mode code for Doom.
CGNakibe: God Mode.
Lithaladhwen: Yeah, I don't know that shit either.
Besyanteo: Ah.
Arch mage144: Yeah, in case anyone missed this, there are no buying extra lives for points in this session.
PapatymisonN: *nod*
Lithaladhwen: Is that where the term "god mode" comes from?
CGNakibe: IDKFA was more useful for ACTUALLY playing.
PapatymisonN: Oh well. I liked Oxblood...
T3chn0Namagomi: Sealstone Effect: No Respawn
Besyanteo: Ashley: One of a few places, yes
Arch mage144: I would say so. "God mode" in FPS games is the invulnerability cheat.
CGNakibe: Yeah, Ashley. You were literally invincible while it was still on.
Besyanteo: All you needed to be an RPG Godmoder was to enable infinite ammo and all guns. =P
T3chn0Namagomi: Unless you're talking Rise of the Triad. Where it's invulnerability+Instagib spheres.
CGNakibe: I forget if it also gave you full ammo.
T3chn0Namagomi: Usually not, Shaun
Besyanteo: *works on his SE5 race*
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Should I be worried about Tareen's safety? :-(*
Arch mage144: Most of the time "god mode" is strictly invincibility. That's the classic cheat, anyway.
T3chn0Namagomi: IDKFA's the Full Weapons+Keys
Arch mage144: Well, Shini, that's the wonderful thing about Tareens.
CGNakibe: After you turn on God Mode you get to play hardcore and kill things with the fists.
Arch mage144: Their tops are made out of rubber...
Arch mage144: ...and so are their bottoms.
CGNakibe: IDK(eys)F(or)A(ll)
Lithaladhwen: The wonderful thing about Tareen is....
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Well, yeah.*
Lithaladhwen: She's the only one. =P
CGNakibe: Heh.
CGNakibe: Serran: Things to thank the GODS for.
Arch mage144: I personally liked no-clip mode in FPS games if we're really going to talk about cheating.
Lithaladhwen: Hel actually kind of likes Tareen.
T3chn0Namagomi: XD
Lithaladhwen: She's.... lively.
Lithaladhwen: It's refreshing.
T3chn0Namagomi: One of the funny things you can do with No-Clip is in Doom 2.
CGNakibe: No Clip mode is pretty fun.
Arch mage144: A friend of mine and I playing co-op Quake 2 used no-clip to get past a particularly annoying puzzle obstacle once after dying for like an hour for no good reason.
T3chn0Namagomi: Final boss.
Arch mage144: Oh, where you go inside it?
T3chn0Namagomi: Yep
CGNakibe: Heh.
Besyanteo: oh, also:
Besyanteo: IM me when we're starting please
Arch mage144: "To win, you must kill me, John Romero!"
CGNakibe: Never beat Doom 2 fairly.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...Arg. Bathroom emergency. X_x
CGNakibe: MAN THE TORPEDOS!
CGNakibe: SOMEONE GET THIS MAN AN AIR FRESHENER!
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Rallys makes a damned goo dburger at first.*
TheWaiChibiAngel: *But by the end you're like "WHy am I eating this anthrax?"*
PapatymisonN: Because anthrax is tasty?
PapatymisonN: Especially when mixed with trans fats?
CGNakibe: I STILL have NO IDEA why Prince of Tennis is on.
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Because it's less frightening than King of Burgers.*
Lithaladhwen: It just occurred to me how ridiculously powerful Hel would be if half of her spells weren't plant magic.
CGNakibe: Oh?
Lithaladhwen: Yeah.
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Kind of like how Tareen would be far more impressive if she didn't have the worlds worst case of ADD.*
Lithaladhwen: Well, a little more.
Lithaladhwen: I mean, Hel spent ten points on various plant magic.
PapatymisonN: ... can someone here answer why CSI: New York is on HISTORY TELEVISION?
PapatymisonN: It's not even based on CURRENT reality!
Lithaladhwen: Because, if there's a God, that show has been cancelled. And is therefore history.
T3chn0Namagomi: Blarg.
PapatymisonN: There is, but it's not off the air yet.
PapatymisonN: It should be.
PapatymisonN: Worst of the CSIs.
CGNakibe: Why does The Batman still exist? x.x
Lithaladhwen: Because it's The goddamned Batman.
PapatymisonN: Because BTAS isn't on the air yet.
PapatymisonN: ... Ashley... We're talking THE Batman here.
PapatymisonN: It's... Batman Lite.
Lithaladhwen: I know.
Lithaladhwen: I've seen it.
T3chn0Namagomi: Because Ingram Plissken runs the TV stations.
PapatymisonN: This Batman cannot breathe in space.
PapatymisonN: He can barely breathe on Earth.
T3chn0Namagomi: Because he needs to find something evil to do while constructing the Astranagant.
Lithaladhwen: Everything sucks on that show, particularly the animation.
PapatymisonN: Heck, even SUPERMAN could beat him!
Arch mage144: So I'm trying to decide how drunk I should be while GMing this.
Arch mage144: If I'm more drunk I'm going to be meaner.
Arch mage144: ...mostly just to Nama.
T3chn0Namagomi: LESS DRUNK
CGNakibe: Charles: Only wins in a contest of fail.
T3chn0Namagomi: LESS DRUNK
Lithaladhwen: A note to chat, for those of you who have knowledge of Helena. She does indeed have superpowers.
PapatymisonN: MORE DRUNK!
Lithaladhwen: GURPS says so.
T3chn0Namagomi: *shoots Cha*
CGNakibe: CHUG CHUG CHUG
Lithaladhwen: She has the "plant growth" power.
Arch mage144: *laughing to death*
T3chn0Namagomi: LESS DRUNK
Lithaladhwen: We should get Brian drunk so she can use it.
Lithaladhwen: DRINK BRIAN DRINK
PapatymisonN: *revives* DRINK TILL YOUR LIVER SCREAMS FOR MERCY!
Besyanteo: <.<
Besyanteo: >.>
Lithaladhwen: CREATE A SITUATION FOR HELENA TO USE HER SUPERPOWER
CGNakibe: Bes?
TheWaiChibiAngel: *EAT ANTHRAX.*
Besyanteo: *Vanish+dooms Chuck*
T3chn0Namagomi: *turns off Cha's respawn/autorevive, shoots him again*
CGNakibe: Would YOU watch Prince of Tennis?
Besyanteo: ...
Besyanteo: No?
PapatymisonN: *turns it back on, revives* DRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINK.
CGNakibe: Its unfortunately ON now.
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Bes!*
T3chn0Namagomi: *Blows up Ideon. ON Cha.*
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Why is Karazhan's music so cool?*
Arch mage144: OK, whatever. Here's what we're gonna do!
Arch mage144: Priam said I could just kinda sleepwalk Ilya if I needed to do so.
CGNakibe: KILL YOUR TV.
Arch mage144: So we're going to go ahead and start.
TheWaiChibiAngel: *I HAVE YET TO GET AN ANSWER ON KARAZHAN.*
PapatymisonN: *through sheer power of hating Ideon, revives*
T3chn0Namagomi: <Bishounen Ace Pilot>
PapatymisonN: ... Alcohol. *nod*
T3chn0Namagomi: NO ALCOHOL.
PapatymisonN: <Brutish Fighter Pilot>
TheWaiChibiAngel: <2 Squishy 4 U>
T3chn0Namagomi: KAI. KEEP ALL ALCOHOL OUT OF THE GM'S REACH UNTIL THIS SESSION IS OVER
CGNakibe: <MORE ALCOHOL PLZ>
T3chn0Namagomi: OR ELSE YOU MAY HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER COMBAT GM.
CGNakibe: (I attack. With DICE)
Lithaladhwen: <Rei T'Halaan>
Arch mage144: <GM>
Arch mage144: *When last we left our MAC soldiers, they were dealing with the issue of locating the ground control station for the experimental orbital satellite weapon that threatens to obliterate the cities of Igala...*
Arch mage144: *Izue is still at large, and he seems quite confident that he has the upper hand, yet he saw fit to spare the PCs during their last encounter. Why?*
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Laziness.*
T3chn0Namagomi: Oi, Benten. You said you knew a bit about Izue's moneysink of an A2.
Arch mage144: *On the plus side, the group managed to rescue Makura and his older brother Benten from the Wells Memorial Hospital. Now, Delta Unit and its associated people are sitting in the common room...*
Arch mage144: Benten: *looking at Zeiren, somewhat distracted* ...a little.
Arch mage144: Makura: Hold it.
CGNakibe: Hm?
T3chn0Namagomi: Hn?
PapatymisonN: *reclining on a chair, half-paying attention*
Arch mage144: Makura: I have a question.
T3chn0Namagomi: Shoot.
TheWaiChibiAngel: Fourty two.
PapatymisonN: (^_^)
Arch mage144: Makura: Why the hell didn't you just bomb the hospital?
Lithaladhwen: *laughs*
Lithaladhwen: *stops briefly*
Lithaladhwen: *laughs some more*
Lithaladhwen: See, Makura.
Besyanteo: *Leaning back in a corner, not sayying anything*
T3chn0Namagomi: We were forced to play dress-up Marine. -V-#
CGNakibe: Well, I see you think like Helena does.
Lithaladhwen: Your allies, however well-meaning they may be.... sometimes bear more resemblance to cowards and children.
Lithaladhwen: Next time.... maybe you should be here for when they won't listen to me.
PapatymisonN: Or we're not willing to kill a bunch of sick people just to get one psycho.
PapatymisonN: One of the two.
T3chn0Namagomi: One psycho who just harvested a lot of souls for Ghost Armors, I might add. <_<
Arch mage144: Makura: I suppose the positive side of this scenario is that my ashes would be less capable of offering you counsel when it comes to making these difficult decisions.
Arch mage144: Makura: Idiots. Are the brass really so incompetent?
TheWaiChibiAngel: Plus you can't just run around blowing stuff up!
PapatymisonN: They're only difficult if you're as crazy as Izzy...
TheWaiChibiAngel: If you do, THEY won!
Besyanteo: MAC is a worthless convention if we blow the shit out of public facilities all the time, and the citizens of our nation get rid of us.
Lithaladhwen: So when precisely are we heading out?
PapatymisonN: Beats me...
Besyanteo: Now shut the fuck up and tlak about something more important.
Arch mage144: Benten: They are already doing that, if you hadn't noticed.
Arch mage144: Benten: *shrugs* You asked me about Izue's armor.
T3chn0Namagomi: Yeah.
CGNakibe: What's he done with his?
Lithaladhwen: IM: Children. No perspective.
T3chn0Namagomi: Anything you might know at all about it, aside from it being the biggest moneysink on Igala.
PapatymisonN: And please tell me you had a bit of foresight and built in a flaw, or something...
TheWaiChibiAngel: Monkeysink?
PapatymisonN: ... yes, Tareen. It's where they wash all the monkeys.
PapatymisonN: It's that big.
T3chn0Namagomi: <_< Benten didn't build it.
PapatymisonN: IM: ^_^
TheWaiChibiAngel: Psh.
T3chn0Namagomi: >_> Really expensive thing.
TheWaiChibiAngel: Everyone knows monkeys don't wash.
Arch mage144: Benten: What you saw was a stock model...for the most part. A DEMO-03 Banshee. You may be familiar with the model and designation. It's designed for demolition of stationary targets or structures.
Arch mage144: Benten: A support mech, essentially.
T3chn0Namagomi: *nods*
Arch mage144: Benten: The bad news is that it's been modified to integrate itself with another armor Izue was designing.
Arch mage144: Makura: How impractical. A combining mecha?
PapatymisonN: Is this some lame anime?
CGNakibe: I thought that was horribly imprac....
T3chn0Namagomi: Cute. Kind of like that Hyper Crisis Smasher?
CGNakibe: >.> Well.
CGNakibe: (SUPER PINCH CRUSHER)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Izue Maxfell~!)
Arch mage144: Makura: Great minds, Serran?
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Jumps* Hooly crap!
CGNakibe: Apparently so.
T3chn0Namagomi: Well, in some ways, it's a better alternative than an escape pod
TheWaiChibiAngel: THEY ARE A FREAKIN' SENTAI TEAM!
Besyanteo: ...
Lithaladhwen: What?
CGNakibe: So you jump into your smaller mecha to escape?
T3chn0Namagomi: You eject the smaller one out
Besyanteo: IM: So much hate right now.
CGNakibe: .... even MORE impractical.
Arch mage144: Benten: ...if what I know about Izue holds true, his armor is going to be several times more horrific than any cartoon.
TheWaiChibiAngel: Cartoons aren't horrific.
T3chn0Namagomi: That's all you know about it, eh?
Arch mage144: Makura: Benten's correct. Experimenting on humanoid souls is just the tip of the iceberg.
PapatymisonN: ... centaur souls next?
CGNakibe: *frowns*
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: Okay, inane commentary from Stinky.
Arch mage144: Makura: Before I was captured, I found some notes about Izue's latest project...some strange bio-engineering attempt. Not many details.
PapatymisonN: (I prefer to call it levity.)
T3chn0Namagomi: Bio-engineering...
T3chn0Namagomi: Hell.
Lithaladhwen: *deep breath*
CGNakibe: We're gonna be dealing with a bonafide monster, I'm guessing.
Arch mage144: Makura: I don't know how useful this is, but at the very least, it's entertaining.
Arch mage144: Makura: Izue is deathly afraid of dogs. And spiders. *chuckles*
TheWaiChibiAngel: Bio-huh-what?
PapatymisonN: ... I bet it'll be a giant teddy bear.
CGNakibe: Spiders?
Besyanteo: *glaring death at the room in general now, but keeping silent*
Lithaladhwen: IM: Dogs and spiders, eh? We'll have to keep that in mind when he's being processed.
CGNakibe: .... spiders? >.>
T3chn0Namagomi: ...makes me wish that we didn't utterly annihilate your formerly-hot sister's A2
Lithaladhwen: IM: We should send him to Lolth for the heck of it.
Arch mage144: Makura: I have no idea. Elsa mentioned that he positively lost it when he saw her armor.
Arch mage144: Makura: That reminds me. I need to speak with Elsa...but she's all the way at MAC Igala D. *frowns* Maybe I can get them to patch me to her via holo.
Lithaladhwen: You should. I've been wondering how she's doing.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...yeah. Unfortunately, it got utterly destroyed between a shotgun and a contact mine.
TheWaiChibiAngel: I could have stopped it without breaking it...
Arch mage144: Makura: *shrugs* I don't care what happened to her armor. If she lost to you, it's her own fault.
T3chn0Namagomi: Eh. We have to do with what we have.
T3chn0Namagomi: >_> Though, Tareen...I do wonder...
TheWaiChibiAngel: I told you.
T3chn0Namagomi: Wait, that's right.
TheWaiChibiAngel: Fourty two.
T3chn0Namagomi: You're going on that space mission
Arch mage144: Makura: *absently reaching for his belt* Damn. I forgot. I need a new cell phone.
TheWaiChibiAngel: SPACE!
Arch mage144: Cecil: You can borrow mine. *helpfully offers it to Makura*
Arch mage144: Makura: ...thanks. *plays with phone buttons* Commander Herzog? Private Kuragari here. I want to see if I can...talk to my sister.
T3chn0Namagomi: Oh. Reminds me. What're you two going to do as far as Armors go? Not sure if your Mephisto's here, Makura, and as for you, Benten, well...what do you have?
Arch mage144: Makura: ...I see. Alright. I'll do that. Thank you. *he hangs up the phone* I need to go to the communications room. The rest of you stay here.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...Right.
PapatymisonN: *mock salute* Yes sir.
Arch mage144: Makura: I don't know. The Mephisto's at Igala D. Maybe they can bring it here. I'm not piloting any of the junk in Igala A's hangar.
Lithaladhwen: *smirks*
Arch mage144: Benten: *snickers* That's my brother.
T3chn0Namagomi: Now, now. Exsilium's not junk.
Lithaladhwen: And now we have two, Benten. We surely are blessed today.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...It's also not up for grabs. *snrks*
TheWaiChibiAngel: ..I have no idea what's going on. o_o
Arch mage144: Makura: I'm not sharing a cockpit with your psychotic symbiote.
PapatymisonN: Don't worry about it, Tareen. Just sit and wait to be useful.
T3chn0Namagomi: Aw, but Nanashii's so FRIENDLY.
Lithaladhwen: Oh, and Zeiren. I want a word with you when you get a few minutes.
Lithaladhwen: Nothing weird.
T3chn0Namagomi: She has so much love to share that she can't express it any other way tha--oh, err, right.
PapatymisonN: (Hel: I'm pregnant. It's yours. What's weird about that? o.o)
CGNakibe: ... riiight.
Arch mage144: Makura: Whatever you say. I'll be back. *stands up and walks off after handing Cecil back his phone*
T3chn0Namagomi: (Zeiren: ...We never had sex.)
Arch mage144: Cecil: It's good to have him back, isn't it?
T3chn0Namagomi: Really is.
PapatymisonN: (Hel: Your point being...?)
PapatymisonN: Positively weeping at his return.
Lithaladhwen: (Hel is a divine creature. But if immaculate conception happens, I am blaming Reshtaha.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Zeiren: Can't be mine if I didn't have sex with you.)
Arch mage144: Benten: *snort* I bet. I need to go to the hangar and see if my old armor is still serviceable.
Arch mage144: *Benten exits*
Arch mage144: (BRB)
PapatymisonN: (Resh: *clears his throat* Uh, well... <.&lt;-)
T3chn0Namagomi: Good, he DOES have one.
TheWaiChibiAngel: I'm already useful. *Flatly*
CGNakibe: Hm. I'm not sure we're ready for this.
T3chn0Namagomi: If he had talent, I didn't want it to be wasted on a Sturmpanzer MkII
Lithaladhwen: Yeah, okay. You can be robot-snobs later. Zeiren? A moment?
T3chn0Namagomi: Er, sure.
T3chn0Namagomi: *exits.*
MajorGeneralTso has entered the room.
TheWaiChibiAngel: ..
TheWaiChibiAngel: Did she just say "Robot Shnops"?
Lithaladhwen: *follows, probably to some seldom-used debriefing room*
Lithaladhwen: I just needed someplace quiet.
T3chn0Namagomi: Oh, uh, okay. So, what do you want to talk about?
Besyanteo: *he growls and heads out himself. Somewhere else!*
Lithaladhwen: IM: I see no reason why I shouldn't do this. I mean, he's effective. Of course it should be him. I mean, am I going to choose Tareen? Really. Gods.
PapatymisonN: Robot snobs.
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Blinks* ..Did he just say Rrrrrrr?
PapatymisonN: You know, snooty people who eat up the conversation talking about their robots?
Lithaladhwen: I didn't want to talk about anything. I need ten or fifteen minutes with you for a spell. Can you sit and be quiet for a bit until I need you?
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: Err...what does she want?
OMG Priam has entered the room.
Lithaladhwen: (Hey Priam.)
T3chn0Namagomi: Err, I take it that it's going to be perfectly safe for me, right?
OMG Priam: (Io)
PapatymisonN: (We've missed you.)
OMG Priam: (Then quit shooting)
PapatymisonN: (Your character? Not as much. :P
PapatymisonN: )
Besyanteo: (Hel: That's right, I'm using you as a material component. ... This is going to consume you. Hope you don't mind!)
CGNakibe: (Don't worry, Priam. I bought a scope)
Lithaladhwen: No, Zeiren. I was hoping to kill you and animate your corpse to pilot your armor.
Lithaladhwen: Don't be an idiot.
T3chn0Namagomi: *chuckles* Right, right.
Lithaladhwen: *sits down on the floor and waves him down with her* I just need a few minutes.
Lithaladhwen: *Helena begins to cast a spell!*
OnlineHost: Lithaladhwen rolled 3 6-sided dice: 6 6 6
Lithaladhwen: (Whoa!)
PapatymisonN: (Hel: I said don't be an idiot because I don't joke about stuff like this. Now stay still, strangulation preserves the body...)
T3chn0Namagomi: Er, right, whatever you need. *sits*
CGNakibe: (Ow.)
OMG Priam: (Wow)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (Helena: *Explodes*)
PapatymisonN: (... damn.)
CGNakibe: (Spell must be SUPER evil)
PapatymisonN: (That made me spit on my screen.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Err, dare I ask what happens?)
Lithaladhwen: *shakes her head* Shit. Okay. Y'know? I.... may need to catch you on this later.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...Okay...
Lithaladhwen: I've got a lot on my mind so..... yeah. Apparently not in the casting vibe just yet.
T3chn0Namagomi: Er, right. Just ask me when you're ready, alright?
Lithaladhwen: (Shit. That's probably the worst spell it could have failed on, but hey. Give 'er an hour.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Ah, that's right. That was the concentration roll)
Lithaladhwen: Yeah, it's fine. I'll probably just come smack you with it sometime later.
T3chn0Namagomi: Heh.
Lithaladhwen: And I do mean that. I can put it in my staff. And smack you. So keep an eye out. *smirk*
Lithaladhwen: Anyway. Shoo. Off with you. I need to hang out here a second.
T3chn0Namagomi: Guess I'll be back in there or something. *gets up*
T3chn0Namagomi: *leaves, like a halfdemon-bish! :D!*
Lithaladhwen: *steeples her fingers and rests her chin on them* Damn it.
T3chn0Namagomi: (Helena Ikari?)
OMG Priam: (Helena: ....Rin. -_-)
CGNakibe: (Zei-rin?)
Lithaladhwen: *mutters* Why am I so ambivalent about this? Stupid. I don't belong here. Nothing here makes sense.
PapatymisonN: (It's HELENA. *duhduhduh... duhduhduh... duhduhduh... duhduhduh ditDUH...)
PapatymisonN: (Awwwwww baby.)
T3chn0Namagomi: *reenters the common room or something*
CGNakibe: *is there, looking pensive*
T3chn0Namagomi has left the room.
Lithaladhwen: (Ohnoes.)
T3chn0Namagomi has entered the room.
PapatymisonN: *twiddling his thumbs...*
T3chn0Namagomi: *sits back down*
TheWaiChibiAngel: ...
OMG Priam: *is probably there too, I guess?*
Arch mage144: Cecil: So...
Arch mage144: (Yeah, you are, Ilya.)
TheWaiChibiAngel: Did they just make out or something? o_o
T3chn0Namagomi: No.
TheWaiChibiAngel: Oh.
CGNakibe: You think we're ready for this crap?
PapatymisonN: Are we ever?
Arch mage144: Cecil: I have some truth serum in my medkit. We could find out.
T3chn0Namagomi: As ready as we can be.
Lithaladhwen: (Do it, Cecil!)
T3chn0Namagomi: ...You're not injecting me with truth serum.
OMG Priam: It wouldn't be necessary anyway.
T3chn0Namagomi: (...I fear whoever goes out with Cecil's daughter)
CGNakibe: He isn't bruised, by the by. Obviously he didn't try to kiss her. >:p
OMG Priam: You all would make very bad liars.
T3chn0Namagomi: (*fear for
Arch mage144: Cecil: I was kidding! I don't have truth serum. Come on, I'm a doctor, what do I need that for?
CGNakibe: Heh. You'd THINK so, huh?
PapatymisonN: *looks Ilya right in the eye*
PapatymisonN: I love you.
OMG Priam: *has two of them*
PapatymisonN: ... huh. Guess you're right.
T3chn0Namagomi: *ignoring Ilya*
CGNakibe: (Cecil: Don't worry, the punch tastes funny to all my daughter's boyfriends...)
PapatymisonN: (*Don Blackwell)
Arch mage144: *Makura returns to the common room, looking agitated*
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: Yeah, yeah, Ms. "I'm better than you" Marine Bitch. Whatever.
CGNakibe: (Charles makes me smile.)
Lithaladhwen: *Hel returns, looking similarly pissy.*
T3chn0Namagomi: >_> So, what's the verdict?
T3chn0Namagomi: *to Makura*
TheWaiChibiAngel: Did YOU go make out?
Arch mage144: Makura: My entire family has lost their collective mind, and it's disgusting. At least Benten seems to have kept his sanity...and his sense of honor.
TheWaiChibiAngel: ..What does that even mean? o_o
T3chn0Namagomi: ...
Arch mage144: Makura: Yes, Tareen. I grabbed some technician in the comm room and had my way with her.
T3chn0Namagomi: (XD)
PapatymisonN: Smart of you.
Lithaladhwen: Tareen? *whispers in her ear* Making out is a way to refer to the first few stages of having sex. The parts before actual sex.
Arch mage144: Cecil: You know what they say about those technicians. They're always open to new forms of communication.
Lithaladhwen: *slaps herself in the face and laughs*
TheWaiChibiAngel: ...Ewwww.
Lithaladhwen: Wow.
Besyanteo: *still not back*
PapatymisonN: ... *chuckles*
CGNakibe: Heheh.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...*shakes his head, snickering*
Arch mage144: Makura: Okay, Elsa is a completely worthless pile of drugged-up carbon right now. Apparently, when she's conscious, she's gibbering about hell.
Lithaladhwen: Oh, yeah. That was me.
Lithaladhwen: Oh!
Lithaladhwen: Hey, that rhymes.
Arch mage144: Makura: I see. So she means "Helena?"
T3chn0Namagomi: No.
Lithaladhwen: No, though it might as well be what I mean.
T3chn0Namagomi: Helena apparently made her see hell.
PapatymisonN: That's what they call it now?
T3chn0Namagomi: Literally.
Lithaladhwen: I showed her what her afterlife was going to be like if she kept pissing off my god.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...And then Elsa had a seizure.
CGNakibe: A very nasty seizure.
OMG Priam: That girl certainly looks seized, all right.
Arch mage144: Makura: I don't want to know. In other news, the Mephisto should be here within two hours, and commanding officer Heinreich wants us in the briefing room to discuss..."Operation Rocket Slime."
Arch mage144: Makura: Who the hell named our mission that?
PapatymisonN: ... the brass.
T3chn0Namagomi: The CO.
PapatymisonN: Buncha FRUITCAKES...
CGNakibe: Just smile and say its a great idea.
TheWaiChibiAngel: It's because I get to go into space. o_o
T3chn0Namagomi: Pretty much.
PapatymisonN: *gets up* Well, time to go.
PapatymisonN: See you there. *heads 'er!*
Arch mage144: Makura: Further evidence that our superior officers are complete idiots. Maybe I should've taken father up on his offer. Then again, if I had, I'd be working for Izue.
Arch mage144: Makura: I'm sure that would be infinitely worse.
T3chn0Namagomi: Better working for an idiot than a nutcase, eh?
Lithaladhwen: Please don't work for Izue. I would have to do awful things to you and you really don't seem so bad.
T3chn0Namagomi: *gets up, stretches*
OMG Priam: Her? *points to Helena* I like the way she thinks.
Lithaladhwen: *grins* Thank you.
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Heads out, herself.*
T3chn0Namagomi: *leaving for the briefing room*
PapatymisonN: *peeks in the briefing room, sees if the CO is there*
CGNakibe: Keeps things simple.
Arch mage144: Makura: *shrugs* I'm not working for them because their ideas are petty and foolish. They want revenge on people who have nothing to do with their problems.
Arch mage144: *follows the others to the briefing room*
Lithaladhwen: *goes to the place*
OMG Priam: *also goes!*
PapatymisonN: ... eh. *enters*
Arch mage144: *CO Heinreich is sitting at the head of the briefing room table with a grin on his face*
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Ding!*
T3chn0Namagomi: *sits in the back row, if there is one*
Lithaladhwen: You look... optimistic, sir.
CGNakibe: *arrives in The Place with The Thing*
Besyanteo: *and he comes in! Assumably someone found him and informed him.*
Lithaladhwen: *arrives with The People to do Stuff*
PapatymisonN: *plops in a seat, testing its structural integrity*
T3chn0Namagomi: (Though there probably are already rumors about Zeiren and Helena. XP)
Arch mage144: H: Indeed, Mage Mazuo.
Lithaladhwen: (Hel doesn't care. In a hundred years, everyone they know now will likely be dead.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (True, true)
CGNakibe: Did somone win that new big gun I heard we had up for lottery?
Arch mage144: H: The brass has decided that in light of the evident difficulty of locating the ground control station for the satellite that the best course of action is to just knock it out of orbit.
Lithaladhwen: (You know what they say. On a long enough timeline..... )
Arch mage144: M: What? What about the satellite's defense system?
T3chn0Namagomi: Yeah--that jamming deal.
T3chn0Namagomi: Or are they going to just send up a rocket at it?
TheWaiChibiAngel: ..Does that mean I don't get to go into space?
Arch mage144: H: Analysis of the satellite's design has revealed a very interesting flaw in the defense system's targeting AI.
T3chn0Namagomi: Hm?
OMG Priam: Flaws are always interesting.
CGNakibe: Especially when they work for us.
T3chn0Namagomi: Please elaborate, Commander
Arch mage144: H: It is completely unable to lock on to any object smaller than ten feet in length. *smirks* Because the sensors were installed on a budget, and they aren't terribly precise.
Lithaladhwen: IM: Blah, blah. Problems they're going to solve because I don't understand this stuff.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...Go figure.
T3chn0Namagomi: Tareen gets in anyway
Lithaladhwen: So there is a maximum "orbital laser" budget?
Arch mage144: H: Yes. *chuckles*
CGNakibe: You can only have so much money for orbital lasers.
Arch mage144: H: However, this means we have had to accelerate the launch plans.
Arch mage144: H: ...and a shuttle launch like this is going to be entirely too obvious.
TheWaiChibiAngel: ...So I am going? Or I'm not?
Lithaladhwen: Oh.
Lithaladhwen: Right.
TheWaiChibiAngel: Tareen is confused!
T3chn0Namagomi: Indeed.
CGNakibe: So we need to bait and switch?
Lithaladhwen: IM: So we get the fun job.
Arch mage144: H: I'll start from the beginning.
TheWaiChibiAngel: So confused she's talking in the third person, a sign of confusion.
T3chn0Namagomi: *nods*
Lithaladhwen: (Perhaps to Tareen and her mind also her ways are strange to her as well. You think her ways of speaking are strange, you think?)
Arch mage144: H: The launch is scheduled to take place in eight hours. However, we suspect that Izue and whatever forces he still has access to are likely to try to stop the launch.
Lithaladhwen: (Damn why aren't Dia and Koss here for that.)
T3chn0Namagomi: So we defend the shuttle?
Arch mage144: H: Exactly. *projector screen comes up behind the commander*
CGNakibe: (works on his ability to roll his new dice high on-command)
Arch mage144: *There is an image of the planet Gaera, an image of the satellite and its orbital path, and a greenish grid*
J4deninj44 has entered the room.
CGNakibe: (RAR)
T3chn0Namagomi: (It's all my fault~!)
Arch mage144: H: As you can see, the shuttle will launch to the target altitude, just outside the atmosphere. *a miniature shuttle on-screen does just that*
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Paying attention, oddly!*
Arch mage144: H: At that point, the shuttle will release Investigational Engineer Tareen in her modified space-suit.
CGNakibe: ... this isn't gonna be easy.
KnightsofSquare has entered the room.
Besyanteo: *watch watch*
TheWaiChibiAngel: So, I DO get to go!
TheWaiChibiAngel: ROCKET SLIIIME~ *Throws her hands up*
Arch mage144: H: She should theoretically be out of range of the satellite's defense systems...unless it's been modified.
Arch mage144: H: The shuttle itself should be perfectly safe, and Engineer Tareen's momentum will carry her to the satellite, where she can disable it.
CGNakibe: (*shoots Tareen out of a cannon to deflect cannonballs*)
Arch mage144: H: After the satellite is disabled, she can rendezvous with the shuttle as it orbits the planet, and it can be programmed to shield her during re-entry.
Arch mage144: Makura: But you're convinced Izue is going to try to sabotage the launch.
Lithaladhwen: So we're assuming he knows what we're up to, then.
CGNakibe: Probably he'd show up just out of spite.
T3chn0Namagomi: Decent enough assumption.
OMG Priam: We only have a limited number of options, you know.
Arch mage144: Cecil: Wait. How would he know?
CGNakibe: Its a good target and our best shot all in one.
Lithaladhwen: Is there some reason why he know--- yeah. Thank you, Cecil.
CGNakibe: Alll I know is that he WOULD know.
OMG Priam: If he knows we haven't found his ground site, what options do we have otherwise?
TheWaiChibiAngel: Because.
Lithaladhwen: Do we have a leak and nobody told me?
TheWaiChibiAngel: Spaaaaaaa~ce!
Lithaladhwen: Do I have to kill and reanimate someone?
Arch mage144: H: *sighs* You don't have clearance for that information.
PapatymisonN: .... oh brother...
Lithaladhwen: .....
Arch mage144: H: And neither do I.
Arch mage144: H: However, according to the brass, it's extremely likely that he knows.
Lithaladhwen: You know. I've been around a long time. And I have this thing where bullshit annoys me.
CGNakibe: If you call 100% extremely likely. -.-
Lithaladhwen: Someone is feeding us bullshit through you. You know that, right, sir?
Arch mage144: Makura: In the army, we prefer to call it "protocol."
CGNakibe: That's the word.
Lithaladhwen: In my line of work, we prefer to call it a security breach.
OMG Priam: With all due respect, Mage Mazuo, this is very basic tactics. A child could figure this out.
Lithaladhwen: And for some reason no one is allowed to know?
TheWaiChibiAngel: Do I have clearance/
Arch mage144: Makura: We've clearly already had one. Is it really important how it happened?
OMG Priam: The important part...*turns to the CO*...is whether we know HOW he is going to interfere.
Lithaladhwen: *to Ilya* With all due respect, you can't begin to comprehend how much respect you owe me. So be careful about it.
CGNakibe: Actually.
CGNakibe: I think we know that too.
OMG Priam: Well, now we have something useful.
Lithaladhwen: His robot blows up stationary things, right?
PapatymisonN: ... heh...
Besyanteo: *face in hand*
T3chn0Namagomi: Benten's got some info on his huge moneysink of an Armor.
CGNakibe: He's made it painfully c lear that he wants to go after us again.
Arch mage144: H: *headshake* The obvious route is just to stomp in with that armor of his and try to shred everything. But there are more than enough of you to stop one armor, no?
T3chn0Namagomi: And he wants to kick our asses for the sake of it.
PapatymisonN: ... kay.
T3chn0Namagomi: Also, there's reports on some bioengineering project.
Arch mage144: H: Bioengineering?
T3chn0Namagomi: Yeah. Might have to do with why he was at the hospital gathering souls.
T3chn0Namagomi: Makura said the details he saw were sketchy at best.
TheWaiChibiAngel: I still don't know what that is. ._.
Lithaladhwen: IM: Condescend to me, will she. I was working for my god when her farthest ancestors were still young enough to run around without pants.
Arch mage144: Makura: I don't have any information. *shrug* Bioengineering. I couldn't get access to the files. I'm a pilot, not a computer geek.
CGNakibe: The point, sir, is that we think whatever it is might be massive and destructive.
PapatymisonN: Tareen. You're going into space. Accept that.
Lithaladhwen: IM: Why am I so annoyed? She's just a mortal.
CGNakibe: Everything I like on MY side.
Lithaladhwen: IM: She'll be dead in several decades.
Lithaladhwen: IM: How odd.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...but this is reportedly worse than the Ghost Armors he's been churning
OMG Priam: im: That was much stronger a reaction than I would have expected. Perhaps something else is going on...
Arch mage144: Cecil: Look, whatever Izue's doing, we have to stop him. If we don't know what it is, we don't know. We just have to do our best to defend the launch platform, right?
Lithaladhwen: Yup.
T3chn0Namagomi: Yeah. And then if he shows up, kill his ass.
PapatymisonN: hell yeah.
Arch mage144: Makura: He'll show up. He wants all of you dead for ruining his experiments. *smirks*
T3chn0Namagomi: I'm worried about the Exo-Armor he'll have
Lithaladhwen: *grins*
Arch mage144: Makura: I'm sure he'd show up even if there were no shuttle.
CGNakibe: I was hoping that my fanclub wouldn't start up for another couple years or so, too, Makura.
T3chn0Namagomi: The smaller one's just a glorified escape pod at this point.
Lithaladhwen: Yeah, well. In his position I'd do the same. Though to be fair, I wasn't quite as much of a lunatic in my research days.
CGNakibe: I had a plan and everything.
T3chn0Namagomi: Plans go to hell.
T3chn0Namagomi: It's why I don't make too much of one for anything.
TheWaiChibiAngel: ..Why not make a bunch of fake ones? o_o
Lithaladhwen: But fanclub plans? Those are ironclad, Zeiren?
Lithaladhwen: *.
Lithaladhwen: (Punctuation.)
Besyanteo: *looks to Tareen* Hm?
PapatymisonN: ... she's got a good idea there.
Arch mage144: Cecil: You have a fanclub, Zeiren?
Arch mage144: Cecil: Where can I get an application?
Lithaladhwen: *laughs*
CGNakibe: Heh.
T3chn0Namagomi: I guess it started ten seconds ago. *smirk*
Arch mage144: Cecil: So does that mean I'm member #000002?
TheWaiChibiAngel: A bunch of fakes.
CGNakibe: In any case, I don't really hope for our distraction to be too terribly distracting to Izue.
Lithaladhwen: Wait, who's member zero-zero-something one? Zeiren?
Besyanteo: ... Fakes of what?
Besyanteo: The shuttle launch?
Arch mage144: Cecil: I thought you were, Helena.
T3chn0Namagomi: Hey, I'm not narcissistic.
PapatymisonN: It's an idea...
Lithaladhwen: *chokes*
Lithaladhwen: Um.
TheWaiChibiAngel: When Mom used to get me Ishmas presents, she'd just wrap a bunch of empty boxes and I'd keep finding them instead of the real ones. o_o
CGNakibe: However, at least we'll have a good shot at making one lovely orbital satellite soup.
T3chn0Namagomi: O_o *chokes*
Arch mage144: Makura: No, that's your symbiote's job...
Besyanteo: ...
Lithaladhwen: Cecil? The answer is no.
CGNakibe: ..... o.o;;
OMG Priam: im: Yes, definitely something else going on.
Besyanteo: That would be...
PapatymisonN: Have a BUNCH of launches all over... Izzy'd never know which one was real.
CGNakibe: Oxblood?
Besyanteo: very expensive. It could works, but still.
CGNakibe: first off, its much, MUCH harder to fake.
CGNakibe: Second off.
Besyanteo: (work*)
T3chn0Namagomi: We're not made of shuttles.
CGNakibe: If he DOES have inside information... and he likely does... then it will be wasted effort.
PapatymisonN: Just saying the idea has merit...
Lithaladhwen: (CFIN made of shuttles. SentanCorp made of ghosts?)
T3chn0Namagomi: He's more likely to be there just to kick our ass.
Arch mage144: H: We don't have time for that, Oxblood, or I'm sure the brass would've considered it. The satellite is going to be ready to fire again in less than twelve hours.
CGNakibe: (Don't put an Izue on a plate)
CGNakibe: (He'll use his MECHA to ESCAPE)
Lithaladhwen: (He'll reach up and bind your soul.)
Lithaladhwen: (Then you'll be a meeeech)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Izue sticks to mecha!)
TheWaiChibiAngel: Oh.
Arch mage144: (>_<)
OMG Priam: (I'm with Brian on this one)
Arch mage144: H: Delta Unit, I know it's been said before...
Arch mage144: H: But this is your finest hour. *smirks*
T3chn0Namagomi: Gee, where've I heard this one before?
Lithaladhwen: We keep getting better and better hours, it seems.
CGNakibe: With all due respect, sir?
CGNakibe: I hope not.
PapatymisonN: ... I'm telling you, we're really not THAT good... just... really lucky...
PapatymisonN: Sir.
OMG Priam: All our hours are fine, I think.
Lithaladhwen: The exponential increase in the quality of my hours is encouraging.
Arch mage144: H: Good, lucky, whatever. The brass doesn't care.
CGNakibe: The next hour is looking pretty good.
PapatymisonN: IM: She says ours like she's one of us. e_e
Arch mage144: Makura: They're not smart enough to know the difference.
T3chn0Namagomi: Brass only looks at results.
Arch mage144: Makura: Why do you think they keep sending you on these missions, anyway?
T3chn0Namagomi: The Armor missions, or the on-foot ones?
OMG Priam: im: Testing the cosmos's patience, maybe?...or perhaps seeing how far dumb luck can go?
Arch mage144: Makura: The only competent people in this unit are Private Dien and Mage Mazuo, aside from myself. Everyone else is either an orc or too busy chasing skirts.
Besyanteo: ...
TheWaiChibiAngel: ...I'm not an orc, and I don't wear skirts. o_o
OMG Priam: I beg your pardon?
Lithaladhwen: That's harsh. *chuckles*
PapatymisonN: ... You're going to have to shut up now, Makura.
Arch mage144: Makura: Or a woman.
OMG Priam: That's better.
T3chn0Namagomi: Oi! At least I have good taste!
TheWaiChibiAngel: I can be anything I want to be, so THERE.
Arch mage144: Cecil: Isn't Helena a woman?
Arch mage144: Makura: ...no.
TheWaiChibiAngel: Jerkbox.
Lithaladhwen: Zeiren, I would dispute that.
J4deninj44: (I want to have Makura's babies.)
CGNakibe: *snickers* I'm wondering how this managed to be a complimentary claim.
Lithaladhwen: (Amanda: Someone should.)
PapatymisonN: (You can HAVE 'EM.)
Besyanteo: IS any of this even remotely relevant?
Arch mage144: H: Not particularly.
CGNakibe: *sighs* No.
Besyanteo: *glare of death at the drow*
T3chn0Namagomi: Never is. ^.^
PapatymisonN: So let's get the hell out of here and help get a slime into space.
CGNakibe: Hatred, animosity.
Arch mage144: H: The launch is in t-minus eight. You'd better get yourselves together, Delta Unit.
PapatymisonN: *stands up* Unless there's anything else, sir...?
CGNakibe: And the distinct feeling that we're herding children.
T3chn0Namagomi: Right.
CGNakibe: Yes, I do believe that Delta Unit is ready, sir.
Lithaladhwen: IM: Their tenacity is amazing. They can still maintain social relationships in the face of death. I like that about mortals.
Arch mage144: H: Nothing, Private.
Lithaladhwen: IM: Things that matter often continue to do so.
PapatymisonN: *nods, and goes* Wish us luck!
TheWaiChibiAngel: Eight?
PapatymisonN: *heads for the hangar, making sure he's got all his stuff*
TheWaiChibiAngel: Uh..Do I need to do anything? o_o
T3chn0Namagomi: Eight minutes.
Besyanteo: *gets up and leaves*
T3chn0Namagomi: *heads for the ready room, and then the Hangar...*
CGNakibe: (Helena is all "Fasinating *writes this down*")
OMG Priam: *goes to suit up*
Arch mage144: H: Get your armor on, Engineer Tareen, and the dropship is going to be taking you to the launch site.
TheWaiChibiAngel: Okey dokey!
TheWaiChibiAngel: *OUT*
Arch mage144: Cecil: You're going to be the first amorph in space! ...I think.
CGNakibe: *catches up with Sigov* You... might wanna try to ignore Makura.
Besyanteo: (Somehow, I didn't see Sigov being so serious/would-be-overbearing when I made him. o.o)
CGNakibe: He's rude to... well...
Besyanteo: ...
CGNakibe: 9.9 Come to think of it, I can't remember when he WASN'T rude.
Besyanteo: Serran.
CGNakibe: TO everyone.
Lithaladhwen: *goes to the hangar, following Zeiren*
T3chn0Namagomi: *The SSpA2-n74r/NT "Exsilium" stands where the Scelestus once did...though it retains the head of the Scelestus, the rest of it is anything but.
Arch mage144: *as the group walks into the hangar, they can see Benten shouting at some technician*
CGNakibe: I'd apologize for his behavior, seriously.
CGNakibe: But he'd just do it again.
CGNakibe: *shakes his head*
Lithaladhwen: IM: I'm going to try this again, and if it doesn't work this time, I'm going to cut your hair while you're not looking, Resh.
Besyanteo: I could happily wrench his and Hel's heads off their childish necks right now. Just...
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Besyanteo: let me be for a while. e_e
CGNakibe: *nods* Alright.
Arch mage144: Benten: What do you mean you don't have my old armor at this hangar? What did you do with it?
CGNakibe: *Heads to the mecha*
Arch mage144: Tech: Uh, well...you haven't...er...who are you again?
Besyanteo: *ditto*
CGNakibe: (We dropped it in carbonite)
Lithaladhwen: Zeiren!
PapatymisonN: (Resh: ... I'm ALWAYS looking. I just need to get a new style every now and again... <.< )
Lithaladhwen: Get over here for a minute.
Arch mage144: Tech 2: Why can't you just pilot another armor?
J4deninj44: (Ben.....10........)
T3chn0Namagomi: Sure!
Arch mage144: Benten: Are you insane? I'm a tek! It'd be like wearing someone else's underwear!
OMG Priam: (Son of Bennine)
CGNakibe: (No no, Amanda. Makura's Big Brother)
Besyanteo: (Amanda: NO.)
Besyanteo: (x.x)
J4deninj44: (Ben.....10......)
Besyanteo: (HATE that show. Nephew loves it.)
Lithaladhwen: *Hel begins speaking quietly to herself in... well, it sounds like Celestial. But then again, whatever. Why question her at this point.*
J4deninj44: (I love that show!)
T3chn0Namagomi: o.o
Lithaladhwen: =The lie of the faithless is that those who die in the way of my lord are gone. We are sustained by the grace of the one who sees me.=
PapatymisonN: (I have resisted that joke SO much it's not funny, 'Manda...)
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Happily gets herself all armored up and ready to go.*
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: The things I learn about her...
Lithaladhwen: =None can overcome those who fight with our lives for the glory and sanctity of death.=
Lithaladhwen: =The grace and the curse of death touch all things that are and will be. Let Zeiren be blessed today.=
Lithaladhwen: (Congrats, Zeiren. You get 1x Bless spell.)
Arch mage144: Tech: Um...er...well...your problem, not mine.
T3chn0Namagomi: (WOO!)
Lithaladhwen: Yeah, okay. Git. I need to go do the rest of my stuff.
J4deninj44: (I kind of want whore around Makura's whole family. I got the hots for sassy drow.)
Arch mage144: Benten: *heaves as he sighs heavily* Whatever. I'll look around until I find one I like.
T3chn0Namagomi: Er, right.
T3chn0Namagomi: *heads back to the Exsilium*
Lithaladhwen: *goes to get her armor and whatever ready*
Arch mage144: (Most of them are not in a good position right now; his sister is a MAC prisoner and horribly disfigured, his younger brother Kagero is MIA, and his father is presumably in hiding)
PapatymisonN: *revvs up the ol' Sturmpanzer*
Arch mage144: Makura: *stands in the hangar, tapping his foot and looking at a digital watch* Bastards aren't going to have it here for nearly an hour...
T3chn0Namagomi: *The skeletal wings are replaced by almost demon-dragonlike wing structures...the frame is compacted, though still sleek...and yet looks almost razor-sharp at points...a pair of pseudowings can be seen extending downwards...*
PapatymisonN: OK, you bucket, time to go again!
J4deninj44: (Damn. THat's a whole family of hotness gone to waste!)
Arch mage144: Benten: *kicks the foot of a mech off in the corner, like one might kick the tires on a used car* This one seems relatively sturdy.
Besyanteo: *still in the same spider legs mecha he's always been in.*
Arch mage144: Tech: Um, you can't pilot that one...it belongs to Colonel Grunweld.
T3chn0Namagomi: *On closer inspection, the wings and pseudowings both have odd ports in them; though the latter's seem to be much, much, larger. In addition, the side-shields remain present--but only ONE weapon hangs...*
CGNakibe: *meanwhile, Serran is in his new mecha... it has an unusual orange-and black coloration, with a mostly humanoid look, but a head in the shape of a tiger's*
Arch mage144: Benten: *coughs* I don't care if it belongs to Nikumu! If he's not going on this operation, I'm piloting it!
Lithaladhwen: *glances over with her helmet under one arm* Nikumu is an ass.
Lithaladhwen: You wouldn't want his anyway.
T3chn0Namagomi: *The shoulderplates look like they extend higher than normal, with an odd-looking horizontal crack in them...*
OMG Priam: *reconstructed from the old design, Ilya's blackened-metal-polish mech, squat and slender, rolls out with relatively little noise.*
Arch mage144: Benten: *pokes the mech* Whatever. Wait a minute...
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Everyone knows yellow and green is the way to go. :-(*
Arch mage144: *Benten looks over at a large mecha that some technicians are busily fiddling with...it's a dragon-like armor, black in color, with enormous wings*
T3chn0Namagomi: *All the meanwhile, it stands, almost looking demonic compared to its "undead" former self...*
Arch mage144: Benten: That's my brother Kagero's. How'd it get here?
T3chn0Namagomi: (The Dracolich!)
Besyanteo: (... Huh.)
Arch mage144: Tech: I have no idea. Delta Unit brought it in...
Lithaladhwen: Oh, wow. Did the symbiote come back?
CGNakibe: (CALLED IT)
J4deninj44: (It's the Epyon!!!)
Besyanteo: (I just noticed Seppo on the wiki and Seppo on my personal sheet are different.)
Arch mage144: Benten: Whatever. That symbiote was a pushover. I can whip it into shape.
Lithaladhwen: Well, no. I banished it.
Besyanteo: (... And the wiki version is missing his gatling gun)
Lithaladhwen: Might be easier for you to pilot with a symbiote, right?
Arch mage144: Tech: Er, we had to commission a new symbiote summoning. The old one was...um...I'm not sure.
Arch mage144: Tech 2: *points to Helena* I think she got rid of it.
Lithaladhwen: Oh, there you have it. I was wondering how you fixed it.
T3chn0Namagomi: (It is? Oops. Sorry. ^^)
T3chn0Namagomi: (I'll fix that after the RP)
Besyanteo: (I'll take this to IM)
Arch mage144: Benten: Either way. That's the only mech in this hangar worthy of my piloting skills. I helped him design the damned thing.
Lithaladhwen: It's a nice machine. I mean, the breathing thing is really impressive.
PapatymisonN: (Also, I'll brb. Just need to nuke some food and toss my coat in the dryer.)
Arch mage144: Benten: Thank you. *grins* I like to take my design inspirations from nature. Dragons ruled this continent for thousands of years. Why not emulate their design? It clearly works.
Lithaladhwen: Yeah. I should know. He hit me with it after I kicked out the astral symbiote.
T3chn0Namagomi: *meanwhile...yes, the entry hatch is still in the back*
TheWaiChibiAngel: Actually, they didn't!
Arch mage144: Benten: *quirks an eyebrow* Kicked out? Some kind of spell?
TheWaiChibiAngel: It was platipusses.
Arch mage144: Tech: Plati-whats?
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Where the hell does she keep coming from? :-(*
Lithaladhwen: Well, it's alive, and not native to this plane. A lot of mages could have sent it home. I just happened to be the only one there.
TheWaiChibiAngel: PLATIPUSSES.
Arch mage144: Tech 2: What are those?
Arch mage144: Tech: *whispering to tech 2*
CGNakibe: (Deliver all packages in rear?)
TheWaiChibiAngel: ...The things that are like fuzzy ducks.
Arch mage144: Tech 2: Oh. I see. You're that insane engineer that we're not supposed to take seriously when you say things that don't make sense.
Arch mage144: Tech: *smacks himself in the face*
Arch mage144: Tech: Don't say things like that out loud!
T3chn0Namagomi: Funny you say that. My Armor was initially designed and piloted by dragons.
Lithaladhwen: *looks over to Tareen* Platypus. Are you sure that's the species, Tareen?
Lithaladhwen: How long ago are we talking?
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Nod*
TheWaiChibiAngel: Uh..
TheWaiChibiAngel: ..Probably a little before you were born.
Lithaladhwen: I guess. It would have to be.
Lithaladhwen: I mean.... wow. That's... but there were people everywhere when I was around.
Arch mage144: *Meanwhile, Benten is getting into the PT-12 "Dracolich"*
Lithaladhwen: I mean, I was one of them.
PapatymisonN: C2All: We goin' anytime soon?
Lithaladhwen: How the hell could the platypus army have been in charge?
TheWaiChibiAngel: Trust me.
PapatymisonN: C: Thought we were t minus eight...
TheWaiChibiAngel: I know things.
T3chn0Namagomi: *Zeiren gets into the SSpA2-n74r/NT "Exsilium"*
Lithaladhwen: Oookay. Well. I'll just... accept that as the wisdom of Tareen, then.
Arch mage144: BentenC: My brother's mech isn't here yet. Guess we're going to have to leave him behind, hm?
Arch mage144: MakuraC: I'm going to kill you if you do, Benten.
CGNakibe: C: We can make do as best we can, I think.
Arch mage144: BentenC: *laughter*
Lithaladhwen: C: I sometimes wish I had siblings.
T3chn0Namagomi: C: Hah!
PapatymisonN: C: You seem like less of an ass, so that's fine with me, pal.
T3chn0Namagomi: C: Personally, I'd rather make sure Makura came along.
T3chn0Namagomi: C: We need as much firepower as we can get
Besyanteo: C: Didn't we have, you know, orders or something? *growl*
Arch mage144: *the ceiling of the hangar opens wide and a dropship slowly lowers into the area*
T3chn0Namagomi: C: Oi, oi, why're you so uptight as of late?
PapatymisonN: C: I thought they were irrelevant when I was bored. *chuckle*
Besyanteo: *Doesn't reply*
CGNakibe: C: Lets go, Delta Unit.
Arch mage144: *it releases from its cargo berth a very tall mech painted a dark red color and designed to resemble an ancient dragoon's armor*
T3chn0Namagomi: C: Hah...that's the Mephisto alright.
PapatymisonN: C: ... well. Took 'em long enough.
J4deninj44: (*blinks* Benten...Goddess of the arts?)
J4deninj44: (I'm sorry, I'll shut up my nerd now.)
Arch mage144: Makura: Finally. *the drow climbs the maintenence rungs and slips into the mecha's cockpit*
Lithaladhwen: (Amanda? Look where you are.)
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Pulls her helmet on.*
Lithaladhwen: (No one can shut up their nerd here.)
T3chn0Namagomi: C: Initializing Cyberplane Dive
J4deninj44: (*Snaps in dismay* So true.)
Lithaladhwen: (True, true. Funny and true!)
T3chn0Namagomi: *I'll leave the description of that up to everyone who imagines it*
PapatymisonN: *VROOOOOM* C: Hells yeah... ^_^
Arch mage144: Mephisto: Victory at any cost. Glory by any means. I fear no enemy. Death itself is no threat. Mephisto online and prepared to obliterate all obstacles.
T3chn0Namagomi: N: I hope I'm actually going to be doing something this time...can't WAIT to kill shit!
CGNakibe: C: Rakshasa is good to go.
Lithaladhwen: (Hel: I like your mech. It is a guy, right?)
T3chn0Namagomi: C: Exsilium is ready.
TheWaiChibiAngel: C: I'm Awesome Girl. And I'm going to breathe in space.
Arch mage144: Makura: It's been too long, Mephisto.
CGNakibe: (Heh)
PapatymisonN: (Question, cuz I missed it... does Zeiren still enter from behind?)
Arch mage144: Mephisto: Why have you awakened me? Where is the enemy? Do not waste my time!
J4deninj44: (Call him Mephi-chan!)
J4deninj44: (Hayako would.)
Besyanteo: C: Long past ready.
OMG Priam: (Cha: He does!)
T3chn0Namagomi: Z: Oh yes. As far as I know, we're going to be at the biggest slaughter of your lifetime.
Arch mage144: Makura: We're going to meet him. *smirks*
T3chn0Namagomi: N: About damn time!
Arch mage144: *Universal comm message; it's CO Heinreich*
Arch mage144: Heinreich, C: Delta Unit, I have recieved word that the Mephisto has arrived. The dropship that brought it will transport you to the shuttle launch site. We're at t-minus six.
T3chn0Namagomi: C-H: Affirmative.
Lithaladhwen: C: Resident Spook-Tamer Mazuo, ready to go.
T3chn0Namagomi: *almost as if it were living, the wings unfold...and the mecha "stretches"...*
PapatymisonN: C: Six minutes... can you beam in some e-zines? Mech and Pilot would be nice...
Arch mage144: *An anti-gravity field lifts the Mephisto into the cargo berth*
Arch mage144: H, C: Six hours, Private Oxblood.
PapatymisonN: C:... so... some FGM would be nice too... ^_^
TheWaiChibiAngel: C: HAhahahaah!
Arch mage144: Cecil, C: Sounds like you're going to need more than one magazine.
Besyanteo: *dropship-ho*
CGNakibe: *to the dropship*
T3chn0Namagomi: (Argh. We do not need to imagine that, Cha.)
Arch mage144: *People are totally in the dropship*
OMG Priam: *totally*
Lithaladhwen: *Yes. They are.*
T3chn0Namagomi: *Dropship-ward!*
Lithaladhwen: *To the max.*
Arch mage144: *The dropship, now full of important cargo, engages its repulsors and floats up and out of the hangar before hitting full throttle to head to the launch station...*
TheWaiChibiAngel: (REPULSOR BLAST)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (The dropship is now Ironman.)
Arch mage144: *...at Cape Enchufa Spaceport*
Lithaladhwen: (We will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be careful.)
Besyanteo: (You've used that once already. =P)
Lithaladhwen: (Bes: It's infinitely useful.)
PapatymisonN: (GREEDO SHOT FIRST! WOO!)
Lithaladhwen: (HEL WILL SHOOT FIRST IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP)
CGNakibe: (Like the D&D Immovable Rod?)
Arch mage144: Pilot, C: We'll be at the destination in less than thirty minutes. I've been instructed to let you handle the details once we get there, but I'm going to drop you about a half-mile from the launch site.
OMG Priam: (LINCOLN SHOT FIRST)
Arch mage144: (No, no. Chandler shot first.)
Lithaladhwen: (Chandler would, yeah.)
T3chn0Namagomi: C-P: Got that.
TheWaiChibiAngel: C: Eeeeeeeeeee...Uh.
J4deninj44: (No, Lee Harvey Oswal....oh, wait what????)
T3chn0Namagomi: N: Aww, MAN. Six HOURS? BO-RING.
Besyanteo: (OXblood: C: How do I shot web?)
Besyanteo: (Hel: ... *shoots first*)
T3chn0Namagomi: N: Can't kill shit for that long. >.<
Arch mage144: Pilot, C: The brass suggests you form a perimeter. Engineer Tareen, I've been instructed that you need to head for the shuttle, so I'm not going to drop you with the others.
Lithaladhwen: (Bes: Helena doesn't have enough points to survive a supers campaign.)
Lithaladhwen: (Though she does have a superpower.)
TheWaiChibiAngel: C: Okay..
CGNakibe: (Poiiiison IIIIIVY!)
Lithaladhwen: (And it's not regeneration.)
Arch mage144: Pilot, C: I'll land you as close to the shuttle as I feasibly can.
Lithaladhwen: (Shaun has it.)
Besyanteo: (and to this I say... meh!)
T3chn0Namagomi: C-P: Hoping that we'll have enough cover. Instinct's telling me we might need it.
J4deninj44: (Makura: *downloading ringtones into Mephisto*)
Arch mage144: Pilot, C: Ground control ought to have more information for you.
Lithaladhwen: (Makura: *uses Ichirin no Hana from Bleach*)
Arch mage144: Pilot, C: The launch site is more or less in the middle of a city, with a small cleared area for the launchpad itself. You're going to be surrounded by civilian buildings.
Lithaladhwen: IM: Oh, great.
Lithaladhwen: IM: This again.
J4deninj44: (Really? I imagine going a little harder or a little more Scream-o)
Arch mage144: Pilot, C: Apparently, most of the people have been evacuated, so you can cut loose.
Lithaladhwen: C: Great. Thank you!
PapatymisonN: C: Gonna take out whatever hospital Izzy's hiding behind, Hel?
PapatymisonN: C: ... oh. Lucky break.
Lithaladhwen: C: No. I'm one mage. You're going to do it for me.
Arch mage144: Makura, C: I don't think Private Mazuo has the firepower for that kind of activity.
PapatymisonN: C: Uh huh.
T3chn0Namagomi: C: Great. Just what I love to hear.
Besyanteo: IM: ... Children. e_e;
Lithaladhwen: C: That. Is what your armors are for.
CGNakibe: C: Children please. Try to focus on the one guy we want dead.
PapatymisonN: C: For once... <.<
Lithaladhwen: C: *laugh* Why do you think I'm in such a good mood?
T3chn0Namagomi: C: Well, we can! I mean, now we don't HAVE to worry about political bullshit from a bad shot.
TheWaiChibiAngel: C: And try not to get me blown up? Please?
T3chn0Namagomi: C: That's our mission
OMG Priam: C: Don't forget. The mark can take control of other mecha, even while you're in it, just by touch. If you get overtaken, do extend the courtesy of telling us before you start shooting at us.
Lithaladhwen: C: What she said.
T3chn0Namagomi: C: Got that. Staying out of melee
Arch mage144: Benten, C: That's correct. Izue has the ability to cast spells that control machines, even at some range.
Lithaladhwen: C: Does that mean the only one who can get close to him outside his armor... is me?
T3chn0Namagomi: C: Wait, at range? Well, crap.
OMG Priam: C: Yes.
Lithaladhwen: C: That's kind of amusing.
CGNakibe: C: Pretty much, Helena.
T3chn0Namagomi: C: Depends on how fast I get close to him, I gess.
T3chn0Namagomi: *guess
PapatymisonN: C: Be sure to put your scythe through his chest through that cockpit window...
OMG Priam: C: Feel free to get as up close and personal as you want.
PapatymisonN: C: That would be cool.
Arch mage144: Benten, C: Not really. That armor you're wearing? He might be able to get control of it, too.
Arch mage144: Benten, C: Though I honestly don't know the limitations of his abilities.
Lithaladhwen: C: Oh, well. The answer is clearly for all of us to go in without armor or computerized weapons. It'll be just like when I was your age.
Lithaladhwen: C: Just like the old days.
OMG Priam: C: A brilliant solution.
Arch mage144: Mephisto: Cowardice is irrational and pointless. Why are our allies so afraid?
Lithaladhwen: C: I thought so!
PapatymisonN: C: Until he squashes us.
Arch mage144: Makura: *shrugging in his cockpit*
T3chn0Namagomi: C: Hah. Whatever. Let's just kill him.
CGNakibe: C: Like I said. I'm avoiding getting squished.
T3chn0Namagomi: N: Bullshit, he can't control ME.
Besyanteo: *Are we there yet?*
T3chn0Namagomi: N: Let's just go and SLAUGHTER the pig!
Arch mage144: Makura, C: Yeah, the only way to avoid this kind of power would be to fight him with sticks and rocks like they did back in the good old days. *chuckles*
Lithaladhwen: C: Hey now. I used a scythe then, too.
T3chn0Namagomi: C: Eh. Let's just kill him right here and now.
Arch mage144: Pilot, C: We're at the site. I'm going to drop you in five...four...three...two...one...prepare for release!
CGNakibe: *Braces!*
T3chn0Namagomi: *grins*
Arch mage144: *Hatch open!*
PapatymisonN: *... drop* ^_^
Arch mage144: *Slowed by a low-grav field, the armor on board is dropped just outside the Cape Enchufa Spaceport...*
OMG Priam: *does that gravity thing*
Lithaladhwen: *resents gravity itself just a little when she lands*
T3chn0Namagomi: *and as soon as the Exsilium clears the hatch, the wings unfold...and it probably won't NEED the grav-drop*
OMG Priam: *scans the area for activity*
Arch mage144: *The shuttle launchpad is just to the south, not terribly far away. Everyone is busily trying to prepare for the launch; there are hoverjeeps and trucks scurrying around on the ground*
OMG Priam: *Any mechs or other military units around?*
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Stays put, as told!*
Arch mage144: *For the most part, the area is surrounded by industrial and commercial buildings. You're functionally in the middle of a city, most of the buildings much larger than the average mecha.*
PapatymisonN: *tries not to land on anyone...*
Arch mage144: *It's like being in downtown New York.*
TheWaiChibiAngel: C: ..Is it okay to feel like I need to throw up?
Lithaladhwen: (Is it like being in Angel Grove?)
Arch mage144: Cecil, C: Amorphs vomit?
TheWaiChibiAngel: C: I dunno!
CGNakibe: (Alpha. Izue has escaped)
Lithaladhwen: (Recruit a team of teenagers with attitude!)
CGNakibe: (We need teenagers... with ATTITUDE)
Arch mage144: *Most of the traffic has ceased due to the evacuation order. You're the only military units around, excepting some stationary gun turrets that are based around the launchpad.*
Lithaladhwen: (Yay! I have a MMPR pillow right behind me from 1994. It's still on my bed.)
PapatymisonN: (Oxblood: I call Green Ranger! *plays the flute!*)
OMG Priam: *Will be keeping an eye on the surroundings, with super-enhanced PESA vision!*
Besyanteo: C: Alright. HQ suggests we form a perimeter, but we weren't ordered to. I'm thinking we should go with that, unless someone has some astounding alternative.
T3chn0Namagomi: *Lands last, slowed by what seems to be boosters in the wings...green flames giving this away*
Besyanteo: (suggested*)
Lithaladhwen: C: I have no other brilliant plan, Sigov.
Arch mage144: Makura, C: Delta Unit, switch to active scanning mode. It doesn't matter if we give away our position at this point. If the enemy is coming, he already knows where we are.
T3chn0Namagomi: C: Not sure about the perimeter. And what Makura said.
PapatymisonN: C: Copy that. *flips a switch*
CGNakibe: C: I want this place smothered with scans.
Besyanteo: C: Obviously. *already on Active when he landed*
Lithaladhwen: (.......)
T3chn0Namagomi: *switches to Active sensors!*
Lithaladhwen: (Oh, crap.)
CGNakibe: *switches to Active*
Lithaladhwen: (I can hear when Brian switches music. You don't want to know what he's got on.)
Besyanteo: (Pft.)
OMG Priam: *stays on her excellent distance vision*
Besyanteo: C: While we're talking...
T3chn0Namagomi: *The wings fold, and the A2 boosts over, ready to take cover behind a turret*
Besyanteo: (Remind me: What kind of suit is Cecil in?)
Arch mage144: (He's wearing what is functionally a mage battlesuit.)
Besyanteo: C: Hel and Cecil aren't in full mecha. We should pair them up with someone else. We'd cover more area if we didn't,
Besyanteo: C: but they can't help us alot if they get shot from a distance while they're all alone.
Arch mage144: (It looks a lot like a Bubblegum Crisis hardsuit. Silver, with a large red cross on the chest.)
T3chn0Namagomi: ( <3 Bubblegum Crisis)
TheWaiChibiAngel: C: Hey, I've been shot at and I still messed stuff up...
PapatymisonN: (*starts up Dark Side of Phobos* Sooooooo ready. ^_^)
Besyanteo: C: I think Redford would agree with my logic, TAreen.
Lithaladhwen: C: We'll figure something out. But I'd feel a lot better if we went with Sigov's idea.
T3chn0Namagomi: *as of now, the Armor is now crouching* C: Be prepared to take cover if you're going to fight at range.
CGNakibe: C: Sigov's right. Do it.
Arch mage144: *The dropship lands on a strip near the launchpad*
PapatymisonN: *finds someplace nice to hide from enemy fire*
Besyanteo: *heading to his point in the perimeter thing!*
T3chn0Namagomi: C: Those fighting up close, of course, should be more concerned about getting in range ASAP
Arch mage144: Pilot, C: Last stop, everybody out! Amorphs and children first!
Lithaladhwen: C: Serran? I'm coming along with you.
CGNakibe: C: Understood.
Besyanteo: C: Cecil. Pick someone to follow and get moving.
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Stands, and heads out..Oddly slowly.*
T3chn0Namagomi: C: I do not advise following me.
TheWaiChibiAngel: C: Uh..I really think I'm going to be sick now..
Arch mage144: *Oxblood positions himself behind a large office building with a huge neon sign on it that says "VOLT COLA: ELECTRIC REFRESHMENT!"*
T3chn0Namagomi: P-C: I don't know the wind and jet force this thing can put off.
Lithaladhwen: (That is about as old in MAC as beer is in 2007.)
Arch mage144: Pilot, C: So, like, just puke in your suit.
Lithaladhwen: (That's one old beverage.)
PapatymisonN: *does it screw up his sightlines, or distract him with its light?*
OMG Priam: *finds a position of some elevation, and kicks on IR stealth*
Arch mage144: Pilot, C: Man, you're going to be so sorry when you get in space at this rate.
Arch mage144: (Not significantly.)
Lithaladhwen: (Charles just wants to shoot it.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (No. That's for the PopTV sign)
PapatymisonN: *... he'll still smash it at first opportunity* >.>
TheWaiChibiAngel: C: Okay, okay..I'll be okay.
PapatymisonN: (*paints flames and eightballs on the Sturmpanzer*)
OMG Priam: (*puts a shark mouth on it*)
Besyanteo: (*puts in fuzzy dice, and hydraulics. Even though that makes no sense.*)
Besyanteo: (... *and 50 decals. For horsepower.*)
Lithaladhwen: (*and a Cthulhu plushie for the dash*)
OMG Priam: (*blasts These Boots Were Made For Walkin' from its speakers*)
CGNakibe: (Kiva.... err, Helena: What is the POINT of all this? >.<)
Lithaladhwen: (Needs more spoilers *ahem* PARGON)
Besyanteo: (Ha ha. Pac Man remix.)
T3chn0Namagomi: Z: Engaging Impulse Calibre!
Lithaladhwen: (We need to stop ricing out Oxblood's mech and do things now.)
T3chn0Namagomi: N: Right!
Arch mage144: *Ilya leaps up onto a water tower spray-painted with this image and a text advertisement for Radiation 3*
CGNakibe: (At least the flames would make it go faster)
Besyanteo: *brushes his HUD custom watermark with a finger* Think today's the day, Seppo?
T3chn0Namagomi: *and so, the single rifle flies out of its holding spot on the sideshield, into the Armor's waiting hands...*
Arch mage144: Makura, C: Great, we get to fight in the middle of a sea of corporate logos.
Besyanteo: (... XD)
Lithaladhwen: C: Hey. You people did this to yourselves.
Lithaladhwen: C: Nobody told you that modernization meant crazy capitalism everywhere.
T3chn0Namagomi: C: Good old corporate logos...
PapatymisonN: C: What? You don't like fighting in the Temple of the Advertising God, Loh Go?
T3chn0Namagomi: C: ...That was terrible. No more.
Arch mage144: Cecil, C: I dunno, it's kind of appropriate, isn't it?
Arch mage144: Makura, C: How is it appropriate?
Arch mage144: Benten, C: Well, a huge megacorp financed this whole mess.
CGNakibe: C: We're being watched by an orbital laser too.
Lithaladhwen: C: *looks up and waves to the laser* Yeah, something like that.
Arch mage144: Cecil, C: Are you waving at the laser?
Lithaladhwen: C: I might be.
Besyanteo: ... *runs a hand over his face* Me too.
TheWaiChibiAngel: *If she's directed somewhere, she's heading that way.*
PapatymisonN: C: ... oh brother...
TheWaiChibiAngel: C: Guys, I think I'll be okay.
Besyanteo: *sighs, and gets his work-face on.*
TheWaiChibiAngel: C: I mean..space..
Arch mage144: *A technician wearing a pilot suit approaches Tareen and looks her up and down*
Lithaladhwen: (Don't say it!)
Arch mage144: Tech: Are you Engineer Tareen?
T3chn0Namagomi: N: I can't stop yawning! I need SOMETHING to kill, NOW.
T3chn0Namagomi: Z: Just wait.
TheWaiChibiAngel: Yep!
Lithaladhwen: (Nanashii and her metaphorical respiratory system.)
Arch mage144: Tech: Great. I need you to come with me, please. Have you had zero-G training?
T3chn0Namagomi: N: ...I've BEEN waiting.
T3chn0Namagomi: Z: Well, you'll have to wait some more
T3chn0Namagomi: N: Krrrrrrgh...
TheWaiChibiAngel: Nope!
Besyanteo: (Dude... I only just thought of the repurrcusions of Tareen being in zero G.)
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Makes to follow*
Besyanteo: (Not to mention the G-Force from take-of.)
Besyanteo: (off*)
Lithaladhwen: (Squish?)
T3chn0Namagomi: Z: Oi, oi. It's not like I don't want to kick this guy's ass either...
Besyanteo: (Squish! ... and then float.)
Besyanteo: (She'll be like black pudding.)
Besyanteo: (IN SPACE)
Arch mage144: Tech: Well, whatever. There's no time for that now. *leads Tareen onward* Okay, this is going to be really easy. They refitted your suit to withstand vacuum. It's been completely sealed.
TheWaiChibiAngel: Sweet!
TheWaiChibiAngel: ..That's good, right?
Arch mage144: Tech: Conveniently, I understand that you don't need to breathe.
TheWaiChibiAngel: Not that I know of!
TheWaiChibiAngel: I mean, I held my breath once for like..
T3chn0Namagomi: N: Yeah, I know. So you can get back to HER, I take it.
TheWaiChibiAngel: ..four years?
TheWaiChibiAngel: Something like that.
T3chn0Namagomi: Z: It's not like that.
Arch mage144: Tech: ...yeah, because if it weren't, you'd be sucked out into space through some tiny fissure in your suit and get stuck out there until you burned up during re-entry.
Besyanteo: (XD)
T3chn0Namagomi: N: Bull. Shit.
PapatymisonN: *reading FGM E-zine in his mech*
TheWaiChibiAngel: Oh. That sucks.
Arch mage144: Tech: It sure does.
T3chn0Namagomi: Z: Whatever.
Arch mage144: Tech: Do you know how to dismantle the satellite?
PapatymisonN: IM: Human women, on the whole, need to start eating.
Besyanteo: (Tareen: usually I just pick the option form the menu and hit "x". o.o)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Tareen: Cut the red wire!)
Lithaladhwen: (....What the fuck, Nanashii?)
TheWaiChibiAngel: Uh..No..I don't think I do.
Besyanteo: (...)
T3chn0Namagomi: N: You're so fucking preoccupied as of late!
Besyanteo: (God help me, I agree with Oxblood.)
T3chn0Namagomi: N: GET ONTO THE FUCKING SLAUGHTER!
Arch mage144: Tech: Alright, don't worry about it. Ground control is going to guide you through it when you get up there.
CGNakibe: (Its not just you, Bes...)
TheWaiChibiAngel: Okey dokey.
T3chn0Namagomi: (Izue: *makes ALL the wires red!*)
Besyanteo: (Jake: Oh Izue you miserable psycho!)
Arch mage144: Tech: *the technician and Tareen are close to the launch shuttle; it's a tall, silvery craft shaped like a bullet pointing straight into the air*
CGNakibe: (Hah)
Lithaladhwen: (Good news!)
TheWaiChibiAngel: ...That's it?
Besyanteo: (Had to. =D)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Oh hell)
Lithaladhwen: (It's a suppository!)
CGNakibe: (Bad Bes)
Besyanteo: (XD)
CGNakibe: (But you get biscuits anyway.)
CGNakibe: (Ashley also gets double portions)
OMG Priam: *Scan scan scan, periodically switches to active for a moment just for variety*
Arch mage144: Tech: Yeah. What, were you expecting something out of Stellar Conflicts?
T3chn0Namagomi: (It looks like a--)
Besyanteo: *Scans continuously with active, yes.*
Arch mage144: Tech: This is real life, not some movie.
Besyanteo: (...)
Besyanteo: (Did you just reference Starconomics?)
TheWaiChibiAngel: ..I think I'm going to be sick.
Besyanteo: (... no wait. Star Wars. Damn.)
TheWaiChibiAngel: NO!
TheWaiChibiAngel: SPACE.
TheWaiChibiAngel: I'm good!
TheWaiChibiAngel: I'm good.
Arch mage144: Tech: ...yeah, space...
CGNakibe: (... has a terrible power)
Arch mage144: Tech: Just get into the shuttle. They'll tell you when they're going to launch so you can brace for the impact. Make sure to wear your seat belt.
Lithaladhwen: (These are the voyages of engineer Tareen. Her continuing mission. To love strange new words.)
Lithaladhwen: (To seek out new ways of discussing pudding.)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (+Win)
T3chn0Namagomi: (And to drive everyone batshit insane!)
TheWaiChibiAngel: ..Okay.
Besyanteo: (To boldly go where not Awesome Girl has gone before. :-( )
Lithaladhwen: (To boldy stab mecha that no man has stabbed before.)
Besyanteo: (No*)
Arch mage144: Tech: You don't get an in-flight movie or a meal. *smirks* And there are no peanuts.
Besyanteo: (Ashley's is better.)
Arch mage144: Tech: Ever since that one guy had an allergic reaction we stopped serving them.
Besyanteo: (If only for spelling.)
TheWaiChibiAngel: Can I have some pudding when I get home?
Lithaladhwen: (AAHAHAHA I fed Turtleface ten bags of peanuts during the mission!)
Arch mage144: Tech: If you destroy that thing, I bet the brass'll give you a lifetime supply of pudding.
TheWaiChibiAngel: Sweet!
Arch mage144: Tech: Uh...yeah.
TheWaiChibiAngel: *MOves!*
TheWaiChibiAngel: This is it..Space..
T3chn0Namagomi: (Zeiren: Bow-chicka-wow-wow!)
TheWaiChibiAngel: ..To go where no Tareen has gone before. To punch the face of god!
TheWaiChibiAngel: ...Several gods!
T3chn0Namagomi: (Helena: ...e.e Zeiren, you take point.)
TheWaiChibiAngel: ...All at once.
T3chn0Namagomi: (Zeiren: Totally worth it.)
TheWaiChibiAngel: ...Aw man, they're gonna beat me silly.
PapatymisonN: (Resh: Hey! No. No you do NOT! *noseflick*)
Lithaladhwen: (Yeah, that's... that's special.)
Arch mage144: Tech: *salutes* Do your best! Try not to violate the first directive while you're up there!
CGNakibe: (Gaera: *Celebrates at Tareen's leaving*)
Arch mage144: (Hey, somebody make a sensor roll.)
OnlineHost: T3chn0Namagomi rolled 3 6-sided dice: 5 4 3
OnlineHost: CGNakibe rolled 3 6-sided dice: 4 4 6
Besyanteo: (Naki: *waves sadly*)
OnlineHost: Besyanteo rolled 3 6-sided dice: 3 1 3
OnlineHost: OMG Priam rolled 3 6-sided dice: 5 1 5
CGNakibe: (Naki: We'll miss you! Come back soon!)
OMG Priam: (Success, 14 > 11)
T3chn0Namagomi: (12 < 13)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Success)
Besyanteo: (7<13)
CGNakibe: (14 < 16, success)
OnlineHost: PapatymisonN rolled 3 6-sided dice: 1 1 6
PapatymisonN: (Oh, lord, success.)
Arch mage144: *WARNING! WARNING! A HUGE OBJECT IS APPROACHING*
T3chn0Namagomi: N: ABOUT TIME~!
Besyanteo: IM: ... Why the hell did I p[ut that game mod in here again?
Arch mage144: (You get 1 CP if you caught that reference.)
PapatymisonN: C:... that would mean go time.
OMG Priam: C: There!
Arch mage144: (First person to name it.)
Besyanteo: (*marks down 1 CP*)
OMG Priam: (Darius?)_
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Who cares about objects! She's got seatbelts to figure out.*
Besyanteo: (*or not*)
Arch mage144: (Priam!)
CGNakibe: (WARNING FOREVER)
OMG Priam: (=D)
PapatymisonN: (I was about to say the same thing, Shaun...)
T3chn0Namagomi: C: Everyone, battle positions, immediately!
CGNakibe: (And Brian? You sure? Because I'm fairly sure it isn't a giant fish)
Besyanteo: (WF references DArius)
CGNakibe: C: Showtime folks.
OMG Priam: *aims*
T3chn0Namagomi: *and the Exsilium turns to face the Hugeness*
Besyanteo: *Well!
PapatymisonN: *positions his machine gun as a turret, takes aim*
Arch mage144: *...the hell is going on here?*
Besyanteo: *looks that way, and tries to sight the huge object on the Railgun...*
Arch mage144: *To the north, you have visual confirmation of a mecha flying through the air...it looks like a mechanical version of a wraith...*
Lithaladhwen: *Hel wants to know if there are ghosts. Just cuz it doesn't cost her anything to check.*
Besyanteo: (I actually forgot what it's called. x.x)
OnlineHost: Lithaladhwen rolled 3 6-sided dice: 1 5 1
Arch mage144: *No, no ghosts.*
Lithaladhwen: (Cool. Because she would know.)
CGNakibe: (Hel ain't afraid of no ghosts)
Besyanteo: (Didn't the mecha that burned down the hospital wall look like a wraith?)
Arch mage144: (Yes.)
TheWaiChibiAngel: C: Is there pudding in space?
OMG Priam: (Banshee =D)
Lithaladhwen: (*Nanashii and HOLY Eye blast each other.... effectively crossing the streams.*)
Arch mage144: *radio flares to life*
TheWaiChibiAngel: C: Like..Planetary pudding?
Lithaladhwen: (*Helena is somehow destroyed by this*)
Arch mage144: Voice, C: How are you doing, Delta Unit?
T3chn0Namagomi: *Is it of the HUGE?*
OMG Priam: C: Got contact.
OMG Priam: *Fires?*
Arch mage144: *Something strange is going on. On the radar, the object is a hell of a lot larger than it is visually...*
Besyanteo: P-C: Visual confirmed. Aiming.
Arch mage144: (Roll it.)
CGNakibe: (Izue: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US)
T3chn0Namagomi: C: Ah, cute. So you can fly...
PapatymisonN: C: Izzy. Wonderful to hear that lovely voice of yours... *takes aim*
Lithaladhwen: C: Heya, Kid.
CGNakibe: *silently starts aiming*
Besyanteo: *aims, as stated*
OMG Priam: *Several lasers split out...*
T3chn0Namagomi: *gets into position to aim!*
OnlineHost: OMG Priam rolled 3 6-sided dice: 4 2 1
T3chn0Namagomi: (One more)
OMG Priam: (7 < 17)
OnlineHost: OMG Priam rolled 3 6-sided dice: 4 4 5
OMG Priam: (13 < 17)
OnlineHost: Arch mage144 rolled 3 6-sided dice: 3 4 3
OnlineHost: Arch mage144 rolled 3 6-sided dice: 2 3 1
Arch mage144: *The wraith-mecha shifts its position downward, and both volleys fly over without striking their mark*
T3chn0Namagomi: *switches to thermographics temporarily!*
OMG Priam: *shifts weapons!*
Arch mage144: Izue, C: Oh, you're going to shoot at me, are you?
Lithaladhwen: C: I wasn't. I have crumpets.
OMG Priam: C: Yes. We figured it was the pertinent thing to do.
Arch mage144: Izue, C: Oh, I love crumpets!
PapatymisonN: C: I brought the tea and cream.
Besyanteo: ...
Lithaladhwen: (It's really sad how well Izue and Hel get along. They could have done wonderful research together.)
Arch mage144: Makura, C: What the hell is wrong with you? Did someone drop you on your head as a child?
Arch mage144: Izue, C: Maybe!
Besyanteo: I'm going to die in the company of idiots and mad men. ... e_e;
T3chn0Namagomi: C: And I brought a little surprise...*smirks*
Arch mage144: *the wraith-mech vanishes from visual*
OMG Priam: *IR!*
CGNakibe: Fucking new trick.
T3chn0Namagomi: *already on thermographic*
Arch mage144: *Mother of...*
Besyanteo: *Active sensors still going*
TheWaiChibiAngel: *SEATBELT*
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: Cute. Everyone and their mom with invisibility, eh?
Arch mage144: *IR is picking up a huge, vaguely humanoid outline*
PapatymisonN: ... well SHIT.
CGNakibe: *switches to all range mode... err, stabbing implement.*
OMG Priam: *aim!*
OMG Priam: *will fire when permitted.*
Arch mage144: *It's at least two-hundred feet tall...ten times the size of your average mecha...*
Besyanteo: (Do I have thermal? I don't know. o_o;-)
Arch mage144: (You do.)
Besyanteo: (Well then!)
Besyanteo: *still aiming*
T3chn0Namagomi: (Thermal comes standard)
PapatymisonN: *then switches!*
CGNakibe: Private Comm: Damned invisible bastard...
Arch mage144: (OK, everybody give me your pilot's speed. We're going to combat time.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (6)
Besyanteo: (6)
PapatymisonN: (6!)
CGNakibe: (6)
Lithaladhwen: (5ish)
Arch mage144: (Base speed, without rounding, if that matters for any of you.)
Besyanteo: (Nope)
Arch mage144: (If you're tied with someone else, roll 1d6.)
OMG Priam: (6.5)
OnlineHost: T3chn0Namagomi rolled 1 6-sided die: 4
OnlineHost: Besyanteo rolled 1 6-sided die: 4
OnlineHost: CGNakibe rolled 1 6-sided die: 4
Besyanteo: (...)
CGNakibe: (...)
OnlineHost: PapatymisonN rolled 1 6-sided die: 5
OnlineHost: Besyanteo rolled 1 6-sided die: 2
CGNakibe: (Oxblood goes first.)
OnlineHost: T3chn0Namagomi rolled 1 6-sided die: 4
Arch mage144: (...if you tied, roll again.
OnlineHost: CGNakibe rolled 1 6-sided die: 3
Arch mage144: (OK then.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Second.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Ilya's faster)
Lithaladhwen: (5.75)
CGNakibe: (So Illya, Oxblood, Zeiren, Serran, Sigov, Helena)
OnlineHost: Arch mage144 rolled 1 6-sided die: 1
Besyanteo: (And Cecil somewheres!)
Arch mage144: (Yeah, he's in there.)
T3chn0Namagomi: P-C: Well, well, we have us a battleship, do we?
OMG Priam: (Range to target?)
T3chn0Namagomi: P-C: Not quite the same, but close enough, anyway
Besyanteo: P-C: just makes it easier to target.
Arch mage144: (Your range to target is 1,000 yards.)
Arch mage144: (And it's your turn.)
Arch mage144: (Everyone except Ilya who was taking time to aim can be considered to be aiming at the target.)
OMG Priam: *The other weapon monstrosity unloads!*
T3chn0Namagomi: (Oh hell. Snapshotting...)
OnlineHost: OMG Priam rolled 3 6-sided dice: 1 3 4
OMG Priam: (8 < 17, H. strike rail + M. Tesla Cannon)
Arch mage144: (You're actually at -11 for snap shot and range. You miss.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Doesn't he technically get two rolls?)
T3chn0Namagomi: (One for each?)
OMG Priam: (Range is within optimal, I thought)
OMG Priam: (And SS gets penalty with 17 skill?)
Besyanteo: (Depends on weapon SS value)
T3chn0Namagomi: (SS rating on that is HUGE)
T3chn0Namagomi: (IIRC, it's 23 for both)
OMG Priam: (Oh yeah, it sure is!)
OMG Priam: (30 for both, even)
T3chn0Namagomi: (23 after cockpit)
CGNakibe: (You have to match the SS value)
OMG Priam: (there you go)
Arch mage144: (It is, but your range modifier is still applied. You're shooting a target 1,000 yards away, which is a -16 penalty, with a size bonus of +9.)
OMG Priam: (I really don't understand GURPS so, yeah, okay)
Arch mage144: (If effective skill after range/speed/size modifiers is not equal or greater than SS, you take a -4 penalty for snap shot.)
Arch mage144: (In short, aim.)
OMG Priam: (Yes sir!)
Arch mage144: (Oxblood.)
PapatymisonN: *lets loose with that good ol' Gorgo-built beauty!*
PapatymisonN: (And that's the machine gun.)
OnlineHost: PapatymisonN rolled 3 6-sided dice: 5 4 6
Lithaladhwen: (So does anyone else here feel like we're fighting a mechanical Menos Grande?)
PapatymisonN: (... yeah, that's a fail.)
Arch mage144: *A barrage of bullets spray into that Volt Cola sign*
Arch mage144: Makura, C: Where the hell are you aiming, Oxblood!?
Arch mage144: (Zeiren)
CGNakibe: (Its not just you, Ashley)
CGNakibe: (Its most CERTAINLY not just you)
PapatymisonN: C: ... I SWEAR I'm trying to hit him. <.<
T3chn0Namagomi: N: Locked-on! Time to KILL!
Lithaladhwen: (I have an idea. Helena can just hack at its feet with her scythe until the cockpit is at eye-level. They she can just stab Izue. Easy plan. Easy win.)
T3chn0Namagomi: Z: Impulse Calibre, Fire!
Arch mage144: Makura, C: Are you sure you don't have some deep-seated hatred of corporate advertising?
PapatymisonN: (Oh, that's just an excuse for Zeiren to touch your "soul cutter" and make his "arrows" bigger.)
Lithaladhwen: (You leave his arrows out of this.)
T3chn0Namagomi: *and the rifle fires twice...with what looks like beams...if people didn't know it wasn't bursts of tachyon particles!*
Lithaladhwen: (OMG tachyon.)
OnlineHost: T3chn0Namagomi rolled 3 6-sided dice: 6 2 3
Arch mage144: (OMG, tachyons! Roll it, you're at -7 for size/range.)
T3chn0Namagomi: v
OnlineHost: T3chn0Namagomi rolled 3 6-sided dice: 4 2 5
T3chn0Namagomi: (Both hit. By a lot.)
Arch mage144: (OK. Roll damage.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (For both?)
Arch mage144: (Yes.)
OnlineHost: T3chn0Namagomi rolled 6 6-sided dice: 3 6 3 2 4 4
OnlineHost: T3chn0Namagomi rolled 6 6-sided dice: 5 1 5 3 2 2
T3chn0Namagomi: (1760, 1440)
CGNakibe: (And Doug?)
CGNakibe: (AI 1)
CGNakibe: (Izue: THIS IS AI'S WORLD!)
Arch mage144: *The tachyon bursts sear the air as they surge toward their target, and they both strike dead on...*
T3chn0Namagomi: *And to follow, the Exsilium does one downbeat, two downbeats...completed with green bursts of flame!*
T3chn0Namagomi: *As it soars into the sky...
Arch mage144: *...the cloaking field rendering the object invisible drops abruptly...*
Arch mage144: *...and the streets are showered with...blood?*
T3chn0Namagomi: *Arguably well above the size of the "Armor"*
T3chn0Namagomi: P-C: ...So, that's where that bioengineering went...
PapatymisonN: C:... so that's what they meant by bioengineering...
Arch mage144: *Standing partly concealed behind an apartment complex is an enormous figure...*
CGNakibe: C: Nope, NEEEVER saw that coming.
Besyanteo: P-C: Focus! We found a weakness!
Arch mage144: *Pressed into the "neck" area is Izue's mecha.*
Besyanteo: P-C: Capitalize on it!
Arch mage144: *But the rest of the "armor..."
T3chn0Namagomi: P-C: Right...
Arch mage144: *...resembles an enormous, misshapen infant.*
Lithaladhwen: IM: I really should have kept a better eye on my family. *sweatdrop*
Besyanteo: IM: GOD that's horrid
T3chn0Namagomi: N: How wonderful!
CGNakibe: (Jedah: *Arives in 50 years*)
CGNakibe: (Jedah: Damn... I'm late. e.e)
PapatymisonN: (... did he experiment on 2661 ... symbiotes?)
Besyanteo: (Also: )
Besyanteo: (Lol Akira)
Arch mage144: *Its skin is a sickly gray color, and dark blue and reddish veins run all over its flesh, clearly visible even from a distance.*
CGNakibe: (FUCK. ATROPAL)
Lithaladhwen: (Zeiren!!! Helena!! Zeiren! Helenaaaa!)
OMG Priam: (Fall down go boom, mecha get a boo boo)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (KENAADAAA)
T3chn0Namagomi: N: What a wonderful thing to kill! It's TIME TO SLAGHTER!
Arch mage144: *Its eyes bulge out from their sockets, closed, but clearly seeing.*
TheWaiChibiAngel: (TETSUUUOOOO)
CGNakibe: (hahaha)
Arch mage144: *However...*
Lithaladhwen: C: So. Random fact of the day. My nephew is a fucking freak.
T3chn0Namagomi: (So, Exsilium goes WELL into the air.)
Arch mage144: *Both shoulders have "faces" embedded in them.*
T3chn0Namagomi: (Airspeed is 120 MPH)
Arch mage144: *The mouths of these faces continually open and close, as though constantly weeping.*
Lithaladhwen: (I do not even want to know how you represent something like this in GURPS.)
OMG Priam: (with frownies)
CGNakibe: (Fucking AI1)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (Dude, seriously, too much Akira. :-( )
CGNakibe: (FARGIN WAR)
T3chn0Namagomi: (So goddamn AI1)
Arch mage144: Cecil, C: This is absolutely disgusting.
Arch mage144: Makura, C: This guy's been reading too many bad comics.
OMG Priam: C: All the more reason to put your all into destroying it.
T3chn0Namagomi: P-C: Doesn't matter what it is, we just need to kill it
Arch mage144: (Serran.)
CGNakibe: (Aim action was before, yes? Because...)
Arch mage144: (Correct.)
Lithaladhwen: IM: Resh? Is that what the shit in my lab looked like to everyone else?
Lithaladhwen: IM: Man.
CGNakibe: *Serran cuts loose with both barrels, literally*
PapatymisonN: (Ah, hell. My iTunes locked up. This may suck...)
Lithaladhwen: (That's what she said.)
OnlineHost: CGNakibe rolled 3 6-sided dice: 6 6 1
Arch mage144: (-7 for range/size unless you're moving closer to it.)
CGNakibe: (6 shots for each of 2 weapons... two rolls, right? o.o;; )
CGNakibe: (Ah, three)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Should be three)
TheWaiChibiAngel: TAREEEN! AAAHHHH! Master of pudding~!
OnlineHost: CGNakibe rolled 3 6-sided dice: 5 5 5
T3chn0Namagomi: (RoF 12)
OnlineHost: CGNakibe rolled 3 6-sided dice: 3 1 3
TheWaiChibiAngel: Wonder what's taking so long?
CGNakibe: (All of which hit, last of them crits)
TheWaiChibiAngel: Why am I talking to myself?
T3chn0Namagomi: (Last wasn't a crit)
Arch mage144: *It's not even trying to dodge; the thing is too big to consider it. Roll damage.*
TheWaiChibiAngel: Am I going insane? Maybe!
Arch mage144: (And you can't crit on 7.)
CGNakibe: (Oh, shit. I need more brains)
OnlineHost: CGNakibe rolled 6 6-sided dice: 2 3 5 4 1 4
OnlineHost: CGNakibe rolled 6 6-sided dice: 3 3 2 3 5 6
OnlineHost: CGNakibe rolled 6 6-sided dice: 5 5 2 4 6 2
OnlineHost: CGNakibe rolled 6 6-sided dice: 3 5 1 1 6 5
T3chn0Namagomi: (Wait. Lasers do Imp. damage, so...eh, nevermind.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (So do manas)
Arch mage144: (No, you don't do double damage.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Right)
OnlineHost: CGNakibe rolled 6 6-sided dice: 3 1 2 1 1 4
OnlineHost: CGNakibe rolled 6 6-sided dice: 2 3 6 6 1 6
OnlineHost: CGNakibe rolled 6 6-sided dice: 3 3 3 5 5 2
Arch mage144: (That's quite a few dice, Serran.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (You roll once per burst)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Not once per hit)
T3chn0Namagomi: (3 bursts = 3 rolls)
CGNakibe: (I am dum tonight. Anyway)
PapatymisonN has left the room.
Lithaladhwen: (Charles is having trouble with his cable provider lately. Hopefully he'll be back before too long.)
CGNakibe: (Lets see... 10400 damage)
Lithaladhwen: (Holy crap. You're shitting me.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Doubled after armor, and full burst)
Arch mage144: (OK.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (So...yeah)
Arch mage144: *Serran really lays into the target, and if there's one thing machine guns are good at penetrating, it's flesh.*
T3chn0Namagomi: (Oi. Question. Weapon ranges in feet or yards?)
Arch mage144: *The spray of bullets puts a lot of unfortunate holes in the enormous, vaguely fetal monstrosity. Blood, some red, some the color of oil, soaks the street.*
Arch mage144: (Feet.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Thought so. Thanks)
Arch mage144: *But it's still moving. The "armor" cries out in pain...*
Arch mage144: *It's a deafening, terrible sound.*
Arch mage144: (Sigov.)
Lithaladhwen: IM: I wonder how they're going to process that thing once it's destroyed....
Besyanteo: Die baby, die. *he lays into it with his autocannons*
Besyanteo: (OK!)
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: The core's well in there.
Besyanteo: (... I'm not sure how to do this, since I've never fired linekd weapons before.)
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: It's probably the mecha inside!
Besyanteo: (ROF 12 *2)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Thought it was 16*2)
Besyanteo: (I was wrong; just looked at your update on the wiki)
Arch mage144: (Roll two attacks, one burst for each weapon.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Should've been 16)
T3chn0Namagomi: (I see...)
OnlineHost: Besyanteo rolled 3 6-sided dice: 5 5 2
OnlineHost: Besyanteo rolled 3 6-sided dice: 6 2 3
Arch mage144: (It makes more sense to have two bursts of 12 than a burst of 20 and a burst of 4.)
Besyanteo: (Right... -7?)
Arch mage144: (Or two of 16, whatever.)
Arch mage144: (Yes.)
Arch mage144: (Your skill is +Acc since you spent the round aiming.)
CGNakibe: (-7 + Aim)
CGNakibe: (Acc, sorry.)
Besyanteo: (bot hits)
Besyanteo: (both*)
Arch mage144: (OK, both are good enough to hit.)
Besyanteo: (that said...)
CGNakibe: (Serran: Dammit. Who said Sigov could use an aimbot? >:{)
OnlineHost: Arch mage144 rolled 3 6-sided dice: 5 5 5
OnlineHost: Arch mage144 rolled 3 6-sided dice: 4 3 3
Arch mage144: *The creature raises an enormous hand, interposing it between the second burst and the creature's presumably more vulnerable portions*
Arch mage144: (Roll damage for one attack.)
OnlineHost: Besyanteo rolled 6 6-sided dice: 2 4 3 2 1 3
Besyanteo: (... only 375 explosive damage.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Per hit)
Besyanteo: (Right, per hit. forgot. One sit.)
Besyanteo: (4500)
Besyanteo: (... or, if it IS 167,)
Besyanteo: (16*)
Besyanteo: (6000)
Arch mage144: (OK.)
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: Heh...I doubt they're going to take it down with raw direct firepower like that...
Arch mage144: *Those autocannons seem like a highly effective weapon against such a fleshy target.*
Arch mage144: *Bits of vile tissue and body fluid soak the streets*
Arch mage144: (Hel)
Besyanteo: IM: Hot damn I love explosives.
Arch mage144: Makura, C: What the hell is the point of this? Why would you design a fifteen-story fetus as a shell for your mecha?
T3chn0Namagomi: P-C: ...Because it's a fifteen-story fetus.
Arch mage144: Makura, C: Aside from shock value!
T3chn0Namagomi: P-C: Think density!
Arch mage144: Makura, C: I'm sorry, I'm not capable of thinking the way your mind works!
T3chn0Namagomi: P-C: A hell of a lot thicker than our A2s, don't you think?
Arch mage144: Benten, C: He said think density, not think densely.
T3chn0Namagomi: P-C: Thus, we're not going to be able to simply kill it the same way we do normal A2s...
T3chn0Namagomi: P-C: And for that matter...it's flesh, not metal.
CGNakibe: P-C: The smaller mecha on its neck.
T3chn0Namagomi: P-C: That's our target.
TheWaiChibiAngel: Hotdogs!
TheWaiChibiAngel: Armored hotdogs!
Besyanteo: P-C: Have you ever heard of a construct that channeled magic independantly? They told us it was a Mage/A2 Hybrid
TheWaiChibiAngel: ..Who in the world eats armored hotdogs?
Besyanteo: P-c: That's probably why he's able to take over other armors
T3chn0Namagomi: P-C: Whatever it is, let's just kill it, now.
Arch mage144: Radio: Mission control to Engineer Tareen. Mission control to Engineer Tareen.
Lithaladhwen: *Helena is going to get as close to that nasty thing as she can to see if she can help her allies at all... at least this thing... might be alive. Once there, she's going to cast a spell!*
OnlineHost: Lithaladhwen rolled 3 6-sided dice: 5 1 4
Arch mage144: *Helena speeds through the streets on her hovercycle...*
Lithaladhwen: (10<16. Stun spell. Must make an HT roll every round to recover.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Delta Unit vs. AI1!)
TheWaiChibiAngel: Uh..
Arch mage144: *A traffic light turns red as she whizzes through an intersection; naturally, she ignores it*
TheWaiChibiAngel: ..Can you hear me? *Looks for something to press*
Lithaladhwen: (Hel's a loose cannon, baby. Gotta be free to fly.)
OMG Priam: (Hel: For that ten seconds or less....I'm free.)
Arch mage144: *And Helena's spell causes a wash of red light to flare up over the enormous monstrosity*
OnlineHost: Arch mage144 rolled 3 6-sided dice: 4 1 5
Arch mage144: *...but it seems to shake it off relatively easily*
Lithaladhwen: IM: Yeah, I figured. Too much meat.
Arch mage144: Izue, C: Now you're going to see the genius inherent to my design!
CGNakibe: (Doug, do you have the AI1 vid link?)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Which one?)
T3chn0Namagomi: (There's a few)
Besyanteo: (He wants to show me what it is. Whee.)
Arch mage144: *The mouth of the main head of the creature opens wide...and begins to scream*
Arch mage144: *It's a flesh-rending sound...*
CGNakibe: (Fucking...)
Lithaladhwen: IM: I miss working with other mages. Generally when I figure something out I could at le--- >_o
OnlineHost: Arch mage144 rolled 3 6-sided dice: 3 6 6
CGNakibe: C: WHAT THE FUCK?!?
Besyanteo: AHG! *forces his eyes to stay open and his hands off his ears*
Arch mage144: (Everyone roll to dodge, except Helena, who is too close to be in the cone of effect.)
OnlineHost: CGNakibe rolled 3 6-sided dice: 5 3 1
OnlineHost: T3chn0Namagomi rolled 3 6-sided dice: 6 4 6
OnlineHost: Besyanteo rolled 3 6-sided dice: 4 3 6
T3chn0Namagomi: (Fuck)
CGNakibe: (>:{ )
Besyanteo: (I almost did a d20 out of reflex)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Shields help any here?)
OnlineHost: OMG Priam rolled 3 6-sided dice: 4 5 6
Arch mage144: *Buildings start to crumble as the ultra-high-frequency sonic vibrations rip apart physical materials*
Arch mage144: (No.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (...Great)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (I take it I am also exempt?)
Besyanteo: (Also... What are we roling against again? Dodge + PD?)
Arch mage144: (You are.)
Arch mage144: (You are WAY too far away.)
Arch mage144: (Correct, Bes.)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (Yay for being out of range of your weakness!)
T3chn0Namagomi: (FUCK YOU DICE)
Besyanteo: (Failure. >_>;-)
PapatymisonN has entered the room.
Lithaladhwen: (Hey Charles!)
Arch mage144: (Cha, roll dodge.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (...I thought sonic weapons counted as energy)
T3chn0Namagomi: (And thus, shields would count)
PapatymisonN: (... *coldly puts a gun to iTunes' head* e_e)
OnlineHost: PapatymisonN rolled 3 6-sided dice: 3 1 2
Besyanteo: (Sound's not energy in physics. :-( )
OMG Priam: (....where is my PD ;_;-)
Besyanteo: (*kills a cat girl*)
Arch mage144: (Your PD is 4.)
OMG Priam: (*fails, then*)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Sonic cannons count as energy weapons for all purposes, last I checked)
Arch mage144: (Also: No. Shields don't count.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (...)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Well, NOW I get told)
PapatymisonN: (And Dodge is 3, so... that ... means... ... um....)
Arch mage144: (Also, not a sonic cannon.)
PapatymisonN: (Help?)
T3chn0Namagomi: (GLORY TO HPWHORING)
T3chn0Namagomi: (You DODGED.)
CGNakibe: (Hm... PD is 4? I forget this. I may have just passed. o.o;;-)
Besyanteo: (Dodge+PD)
PapatymisonN: (Dodge + PD = 7. Success!)
Besyanteo: (... actually,)
T3chn0Namagomi: (...This is what I was afraid of.)
PapatymisonN: (... by one.)
Besyanteo: (Yeah. o_o)
CGNakibe: (... yeah. 8 < 8 + 4, so...)
CGNakibe: (Woah. I DO pass)
Besyanteo: (Chuck succeeds.)
Arch mage144: (Raise your hand if you failed.)
Besyanteo: (Yo)
OMG Priam: (*raises hand*)
T3chn0Namagomi: (AAAAARRRRGHHHH!!!)
Besyanteo: (Doug raises his hand too.)
CGNakibe: (Doug: *becomes a football-head*
OnlineHost: Arch mage144 rolled 8 6-sided dice: 1 3 5 2 3 3 1 2
PapatymisonN: (Doug, did you take Bless into effect?)
CGNakibe: (Brian: *is dressed in a blue dress as a little schoolgirl... holding a football*)
Besyanteo: (His roll was too bad for Bless.)
CGNakibe: (Shaun: This is... strange. And strangely appropriate.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (My roll SUCKS)
Lithaladhwen: (Besyanteo: Bless is made for bad rolls.)
Lithaladhwen: (If they're bad enough for the gods to care.)
Arch mage144: (Not this time.)
Arch mage144: *The sonic shockwave rips apart structures like tissue paper...*
T3chn0Namagomi: (Okay, do I get instagibbed?)
CGNakibe: (If it was instagib then Bless would've activated)
Arch mage144: *And everyone who failed to dodge takes 1200 damage before DR--divide your DR by 5. Mirror fields don't count.*
T3chn0Namagomi: (Well, not instagibbed yet)
Besyanteo: (... *headscratch*)
Arch mage144: (Bes and Shaun, you're both mechanics, not techs, right?)
T3chn0Namagomi: (1112 damage here)
Besyanteo: (... Oh right, DR can change.)
Besyanteo: (Yes)
T3chn0Namagomi: N: GRAAAAAHHHHH!!!
CGNakibe: (Yeah, we are)
Arch mage144: (OK.)
OMG Priam: (I....yeah, no clue what's going on. I have 310 DR and 1860 HP, the rest I am lost on)
Besyanteo: *The leg and body armoring warps... but it still stands and adjusts to take aim again*
T3chn0Namagomi: (1860 death threshold)
Arch mage144: (You take 1200 - 62 = 1138 damage.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (1240 shutdown threshold)
Arch mage144: *Both of the mouths on the shoulder faces stretch open...*
Besyanteo: (1130 here... *marks* Does DR go down?)
T3chn0Namagomi: *pieces of the Armor shatter off...but it still manages to keep flying...*
Arch mage144: (No.)
OnlineHost: Arch mage144 rolled 3 6-sided dice: 5 1 3
OnlineHost: Arch mage144 rolled 3 6-sided dice: 3 6 4
Arch mage144: *Both Serran and Sigov feel something...isn't quite right...*
Arch mage144: *...it becomes obvious after a couple seconds worth of observation...the controls of their armors are moving by themselves!*
Besyanteo: *hard shut down*
CGNakibe: C: FUCKING HELL.
Arch mage144: (Roll piloting, Bes)
Besyanteo: *better to die than to shoot the others against his will*
CGNakibe: *busy doing his best to CRASH SYSTEMS as well*
OnlineHost: Besyanteo rolled 3 6-sided dice: 3 5 6
OnlineHost: Arch mage144 rolled 3 6-sided dice: 6 4 2
Besyanteo: (14<15 success)
Arch mage144: *It's no good. They're not responding!*
Besyanteo: ... shit.
Arch mage144: (Roll piloting, Shaun.)
OnlineHost: CGNakibe rolled 3 6-sided dice: 5 6 6
OnlineHost: Arch mage144 rolled 3 6-sided dice: 4 6 2
CGNakibe: (Well fuck you too dice)
Lithaladhwen: (*whistles*)
PapatymisonN: (... uh oh.)
CGNakibe: (Just a fail)
Arch mage144: Izue, C: Understand the brilliance of my plan now?
Besyanteo: .... They told me I should take an auto destruct. e_e;
T3chn0Namagomi: (And Brian INSISTED on permadeathing
Besyanteo: ...
T3chn0Namagomi: C: Yes. Your plan is that you're a dick.
Arch mage144: Izue, C: With this creature's enormous aura, I can suck in all the mana in the space of several city blocks!
T3chn0Namagomi: C: Hell, you don't even bother with a real Armor.
Besyanteo: *grabs his tools, and gets to work.*
T3chn0Namagomi: C: You're a ridiculous joke of a Tek if I say so myself.
Besyanteo: (Going to try to disable his computer physically. Engineering roll?)
Arch mage144: (When it's your turn.)
Besyanteo: (noted)
Lithaladhwen: IM: Sucking in mana, huh? That sounds bad, considering my alternative is to hack at its feet or crash my bike into its foot.
Arch mage144: Makura, C: This is just ridiculous. *the Mephisto leaps up onto the wreckage of a nearby building*
Besyanteo: (...)
Arch mage144: (Ilya.)
OMG Priam: *the active portion of the weaponlink juts out for a second and reconnects, having cooled. In the meantime, aim is taken.*
Arch mage144: Radio: Engineer Tareen, this is mission control. We are go for launch, I repeat, we are go for launch!
TheWaiChibiAngel: Sweet!
TheWaiChibiAngel: ..Do I press anything?
Arch mage144: (Oxblood.)
Arch mage144: Radio: *there is some deliberation in the background*
Arch mage144: Radio: Please, don't.
PapatymisonN: (I forget. Move + Aim allowed?)
Arch mage144: (Yeah.)
PapatymisonN: (Any more cover between Oxy and Kurotsu- I mean... Izzy?)
TheWaiChibiAngel: Ooooookay!
Arch mage144: (Not really. That blast levelled most of the buildings. It's mostly rubble.)
Lithaladhwen: (Take that, Angel Grove.)
PapatymisonN: (About time...)
PapatymisonN: (... is HIS cover OK? No?)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Not, I take it)
OnlineHost: Lithaladhwen rolled 3 6-sided dice: 2 4 4
Arch mage144: (There's not much between you and the giant fetus monster.)
PapatymisonN: (... then let's rock.)
PapatymisonN: *charges the monstrosity as he aims his twin plasma cannons...*
PapatymisonN: (Thassaboudit.)
TheWaiChibiAngel: Ready when you are!
Arch mage144: *an incredibly loud voice echoes in everyone's minds, telepathy style*
PapatymisonN: o.O;;;;;;;;
Arch mage144: WHEN DO I GET TO BURN THINGS!?
Besyanteo: ...
PapatymisonN: ...
Lithaladhwen: ....
CGNakibe: GAAH >.<
PapatymisonN: C: Whoever's symbiote is that, tell it to SHUT UP!
Besyanteo: *just works*
Arch mage144: Makura, C: What the hell?
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: >.<
T3chn0Namagomi: P-C: ...It's Izue's...
Arch mage144: (Zeiren, go.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Don't say I got disconnected...)
Besyanteo: (You didn't)
T3chn0Namagomi has left the room.
Besyanteo: (... or did.)
PapatymisonN: (... then again...)
Lithaladhwen: (Or did he?!)
Besyanteo: (=P)
Besyanteo: (He's going to be cursing up a storm.)
Arch mage144: (Just for fun: Izue has 14 ranks in Bartending.)
PapatymisonN: (... he can mix us a drink...)
Lithaladhwen: (Just like his great great great .... great aunt!)
CGNakibe: (Still trying to find a good vid of AI1)
PapatymisonN: (Made out of his BLOOD!)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (But can he cut hair?)
PapatymisonN: (Bloodwine! Q'apla!)
Arch mage144: (No, sadly, he cannot.)
Besyanteo: (Sigov has 12 in "appreciate beauty")
Lithaladhwen: (That's a tough skill.)
Besyanteo: (it cost 8 points)
Arch mage144: (It is. It's Mental/Hard, I think
Arch mage144: )
Lithaladhwen: (M/VH.)
PapatymisonN: (... Oxblood plays the bass guitar... <.<)
Besyanteo: (On a race that's naturally got an int of 9 to start.)
Arch mage144: (Might be VH. It's ridiculous either way.)
Besyanteo: (Hee.)
Arch mage144: (Yeah, you didn't actually have to use the racial mods built into GURU.)
Besyanteo: (I wasted so many points. XD)
Arch mage144: (But whatever.)
Besyanteo: (And eh.)
OMG Priam: (EH)
Arch mage144: (EH we need Nama back >: )
Besyanteo: (Getting his IQ up to 12 was still amusing. :o)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (EH.)
Lithaladhwen: (Och.)
Besyanteo: (AYE!)
Lithaladhwen: (Aye.)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (Oi!)
Besyanteo: (*balds, becomes canadian, does bad comedy*)
PapatymisonN: (...)
Besyanteo: (Colin Mochrie. :o)
PapatymisonN: (You cannot guest star on Corner Gas.)
Besyanteo: (OCH AYE!)
PapatymisonN: (You CANNOT.)
Besyanteo: (=P)
Lithaladhwen: (One does NOT simply guest star on Corner Gas.)
Besyanteo: (You just don't like be mecause I'm black.)
Arch mage144: (...yes, you do.)
PapatymisonN: (... I thought you were white.)
Besyanteo: (This is the point.)
Besyanteo: (*poke*)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (Priam totally just took the phone into the bathroom. ;_;-)
Besyanteo: (Call out that he needs to clean up after.)
PapatymisonN: (.... he didn't call a 900 number, did he? >.<)
Lithaladhwen: (He called your mother.)
Besyanteo: (LAST NIGHT)
Lithaladhwen: (No, no. Just now.)
Besyanteo: (Bah.)
Lithaladhwen: (I called her last night. She doesn't do conference calls.)
OMG Priam: (I pee on the phone. Is this a problem?)
OMG Priam: (I wash it, at least)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (Considering I use it too, it depends on what part of the phone you pee on.)
Lithaladhwen: (Priam is black as the ace of spades. I've seen him.)
Lithaladhwen: (It's true.)
OMG Priam: (.......what?)
J4deninj44 has left the room.
OMG Priam: (No, what?)
Lithaladhwen: (Well, you are.)
Lithaladhwen: (We were just discussing how Charles hates Bes for being black.)
Lithaladhwen: (You're way blacker than Bes.)
Besyanteo: (I blame Nigeria. *sage nod*)
OMG Priam: (Oh, okay. I am a prince, give me lots of moneys. *nod*)
PapatymisonN: (No way.)
Besyanteo: (Most people like to blame the Congo. Not me!)
PapatymisonN: (... I'll give you JEWELS!)
Lithaladhwen: (Is "golliwog" more or less offensive than "negro?" I can't remember.)
Lithaladhwen: (We seem to have stopped using it in America.)
OMG Priam: (I didn't even know that existed)
PapatymisonN: (... I'd have to have HEARD of it first to be offended.)
Lithaladhwen: (Hold on.)
Lithaladhwen: (Link.)
Besyanteo: (... I think he's going to disc again)
Lithaladhwen: (He's what?)
OMG Priam: (disconnect)
Lithaladhwen: (Oh. Eep.)
PapatymisonN: (Huh. I say, forget about it. Leave it in the past.)
T3chn0Namagomi has entered the room.
Lithaladhwen: (Nama!)
OMG Priam: (HALLO)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Even the internet's out to annoy me...)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Anyway. Return to IC?)
Besyanteo: (AYE!)
Arch mage144: (Hoorj, he's back)
Arch mage144: (Anyway)
Arch mage144: (You need to roll to hit, Charles)
Arch mage144: Radio: Alright, mission control, we are go for launch in ten...nine...eight...seven...
PapatymisonN: (I do? I thought I was just aiming...)
PapatymisonN: (If I can attack, I will, but...)
Arch mage144: (Oh.
Arch mage144: )
Arch mage144: (OK.)
Arch mage144: *there is the sound of an incredibly loud roar as the rocket's thrusters engage...*
Arch mage144: *Tareen can feel the force of the shuttle vibrating around her*
T3chn0Namagomi: P-C: Oi, Makura, Benten, everyone. Don't attack the outer Armor.
T3chn0Namagomi: P-C: Aim for the main suit
Arch mage144: Makura, C: Affirmative.
Arch mage144: (Zeiren's turn.)
Besyanteo: *now why is there no reply from mister serious and by the book...?*
Lithaladhwen: (Mr. Popo is linked on wikipedia's blackface article.)
PapatymisonN: (... why am I not surprised...)
OMG Priam: (BRB, getting food. Do continue, though)
OMG Priam: (Let me know if I died when I get back =O )
Lithaladhwen: (As is Jynx, the Pokémon.)
TheWaiChibiAngel: Uh..Zat supposed to happen?
T3chn0Namagomi: *And Zeiren himself simply aims...not at the huge fetus, but instead at the piece of armor inside the "shell's" neck...before jetting up and forward--as to hopefully be outside of the scream-cone deal*
Arch mage144: *The shuttle is no longer on the ground...and Tareen is forced by acceleration to be compressed into a pile of goo in the bottom of her armor*
CGNakibe: *afk totally pwned*
Arch mage144: (OK. You close and move upward.)
Arch mage144: (What's your speed?)
TheWaiChibiAngel: AGH!
T3chn0Namagomi: (120 MPH)
TheWaiChibiAngel: Why do I always get split!? WHY ARE THERE TWO TAREENS.
Arch mage144: (OK, you can move in 600 yards if desired.)
Lithaladhwen: (Now we've lost one wonderful thing about Tareens.)
Besyanteo: (It happens from time to time.)
Besyanteo: (Don't worry, they'll both bounce)
CGNakibe: (Sadness)
Arch mage144: *Serran's armor's controls lurch...*
TheWaiChibiAngel: (Hey, it's not her fault her armor has divided legs. :-(*
CGNakibe: Dammit... Gotta... make SOMETHING stop working around here.... >.<
Besyanteo: (He could... grab them... maybe... o.o)
Besyanteo: (if nothing else is working.)
CGNakibe: (Chances I can manage to insert a Mechanics roll here?)
Arch mage144: (Roll.)
OnlineHost: CGNakibe rolled 3 6-sided dice: 6 5 2
CGNakibe: (13 < 16, success!)
OnlineHost: Arch mage144 rolled 3 6-sided dice: 3 1 3
CGNakibe: (... ow.)
Arch mage144: (Not by enough.)
Arch mage144: *Serran's mecha charges straight for Oxblood's...*
T3chn0Namagomi: (The dice need to stop being annoying or else BE STEPPED ON BY THE ASTRANAGANT)
Arch mage144: (Roll a melee attack, Shaun, with that mine-tipped spear.)
PapatymisonN: ... well hell.
Arch mage144: (Oxblood, roll dodge.)
OnlineHost: CGNakibe rolled 3 6-sided dice: 5 6 4
OnlineHost: PapatymisonN rolled 3 6-sided dice: 6 3 1
PapatymisonN: (Shite. Fail.)
Besyanteo: *looking up occasionally...*
Besyanteo: ... shit.
CGNakibe: (15 = 15)
Arch mage144: (You hit...roll damage for the spear, and Oxblood is now mined.)
OnlineHost: CGNakibe rolled 8 6-sided dice: 3 3 2 2 4 4 4 4
Besyanteo: IM: No time for anything fancy, then. ... Damn. I'm sorry, Seppo. *he grabs a heavy looking wrench...*
CGNakibe: (260 damage, armor / 10 )
PapatymisonN: (DR's 250.)
CGNakibe: SHIT. >.<
CGNakibe: (260 - 25 = 235)
PapatymisonN: (A nick. He'll forgive ya. :P)
CGNakibe: (No. No he won't.)
Lithaladhwen: (There's also a mine.)
Besyanteo: (With a mine in it, Chuck)
Arch mage144: (Roll it, Sigov)
PapatymisonN: (Right...)
Besyanteo: *He's changed his mind... he knows where every processor in this thing is. And he's going to start smashing them all until there's nothing to process commands from controls.*
Besyanteo: *still!*
OnlineHost: Besyanteo rolled 3 6-sided dice: 2 1 5
CGNakibe: (And of course the BREAK CAR roll works)
Besyanteo: (8<15)
Arch mage144: *Wow! Sigov's desperately smashing the hell out of his mech's computer system...*
T3chn0Namagomi: (A big mine)
Arch mage144: *...and when all else fails, the caveman approach is remarkably successful.*
Besyanteo: *Crying as he destroys his baby, yes. But damned if he'll shoot his team.*
Arch mage144: *Like Mayor Mike Haggar, BREAK MECHA seems to be his thing. There are a lot of sparks, but the mech's controls are practically worthless now.*
Arch mage144: *Sigov's armor isn't going anywhere.
Arch mage144: (Hel.)
Besyanteo: *The mecha sort of... sags.*
Besyanteo: *lucky it's a spider legs and won't fall over.*
PapatymisonN: C: By the way, folks, mission accomplished. We're now expendable.
PapatymisonN: C: Let's try not to be, hmm?
TheWaiChibiAngel: SPAACE ISN'T REALLY COMFORTABLEEEE!
Lithaladhwen: *Helena is going to pull an Ichigo and go after the feet. If she can't really damage the damned Babyzilla she can at least try and keep it from going anywhere.*
Arch mage144: *And thus Tareen's shuttle achieves escape velocity...it breaks out of the atmosphere...*
Arch mage144: *...she can see her house from here!*
Arch mage144: *...just kidding.*
Lithaladhwen: *She loses little by trying, so she's going to take a swing at the thing's big toe to fuck up its ability to balance itself. You need those, y'know. I made an IQ roll and everything.*
Arch mage144: (Roll to stab the thing in the toes.)
OnlineHost: Lithaladhwen rolled 3 6-sided dice: 1 2 4
Lithaladhwen: (7<15. Success.)
Arch mage144: (It's not dodging. It's too goddamned big and you're on its feet. Roll damage.)
OnlineHost: Lithaladhwen rolled 4 6-sided dice: 2 2 3 6
Arch mage144: (That's impaling, so double the damage.)
Lithaladhwen: (I deal this many! *adds and holds up fingers* 26 damage.)
Besyanteo: (... you have many fingers)
Lithaladhwen: (I have more fingers in places you could not possibly imagine.)
CGNakibe: (MUTANT FREAK >:{{ )
PapatymisonN: (Bruce Almighty.)
Arch mage144: *It's enough to give the monstrosity one hell of a pedicure*
Lithaladhwen: IM: May as well try and do structural damage.
Arch mage144: *Also, Helena practically slices the toe, which is about twice as big around as she is, clean off in the process*
Arch mage144: *The giant "baby" howls in pain*
T3chn0Namagomi: (Balance goes to HELL!)
Arch mage144: *Meanwhile, Tareen reaches the destination altitude!*
Besyanteo: (The moment it tries to walk, yes. It has nothing to support the step on that foot now. He haw.)
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Soon as she can, she's gonna reform and have a look around SPACE>*
TheWaiChibiAngel: ...I made it?
Arch mage144: *The front compartment of the shuttle pops open, and Tareen finds herself launched into space, unprotected by the shuttle, with only her suit...*
Arch mage144: *Some distance away is the satellite, floating lazily in orbit*
TheWaiChibiAngel: ...Space is neeeeaaatt.
TheWaiChibiAngel: C: Uh..I'm there!
Arch mage144: Telepathic rumbling: BURN! BURN! BUUUUUUUUURN!
PapatymisonN: IM: Shh. The adults are talking now.
Lithaladhwen: IM: Quit it! Shut up! Stupid noisy thing.
Besyanteo: *sees if the fucker let go, and if he has a comm. Not that it's likely, but it won't hurt to check.*
Arch mage144: *The monstrosity's chest cavity tears itself open at the sternum, and a very large cannon pokes out as the ribs separate*
Lithaladhwen: (He has a comm in his suit, I think.)
T3chn0Namagomi: P-C: Cute...
Besyanteo: (Ah. Well then!)
CGNakibe: (Classic AI1)
CGNakibe: (wait, no, that other one. Augelmir)
CGNakibe: (Or whatever)
KnightsofSquare: (WITNESS THE POWER OF HIS CHEST PENIS)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Aurgelmir, yeah.)
Lithaladhwen: (Harr.)
Arch mage144: *A wash of superheated plasma flares out from the projecting cannon*
Besyanteo: C: ... Seppo's down. It had to kill it to keep from shooting you guys. Do me a favor and don't let me blow up?
Lithaladhwen: C: I don't know how much I can do. But whatever that may be, I'll try.
OnlineHost: Besyanteo rolled 3 6-sided dice: 6 3 1
Arch mage144: *Sigov smashes the ejection mechanism, which is surprisingly still intact, just in time...*
OnlineHost: Arch mage144 rolled 3 6-sided dice: 1 6 4
Arch mage144: (Everybody else roll a dodge.)
OnlineHost: PapatymisonN rolled 3 6-sided dice: 3 4 1
OnlineHost: T3chn0Namagomi rolled 3 6-sided dice: 3 6 1
T3chn0Namagomi: (Success)
Arch mage144: (Except Hel.)
PapatymisonN: (Fail.)
OnlineHost: CGNakibe rolled 3 6-sided dice: 3 2 3
PapatymisonN: (By one. e_e)
CGNakibe: (success, for the good it does)
Besyanteo: *flies!* IM: ... shit. That sounds stupid now.
Lithaladhwen: (See, as long as it doesn't step on her she's okay. And even then, that's the cripple foot and maybe it'll go down after it squashes her.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (CRIPPLE THE OTHER FOOT!)
Besyanteo: (Plus Resh vetos? :o)
Lithaladhwen: (Resh won't be vetoing anymore.)
Besyanteo: (Ah!)
Arch mage144: (Serran, roll a second dodge.)
OnlineHost: CGNakibe rolled 3 6-sided dice: 6 4 4
CGNakibe: (very full of fail)
OnlineHost: Arch mage144 rolled 6 6-sided dice: 5 1 4 3 3 3
Arch mage144: (Cha, take 380 damage before DR, DR is divided by 10, mirror fields count for full.)
Arch mage144: (Also, Serran, roll damage for your mine.)
PapatymisonN: (*nod*)
OnlineHost: CGNakibe rolled 6 6-sided dice: 1 5 2 1 1 2
Arch mage144: (You and Oxblood both take full damage from the mine.)
Besyanteo: (... this feels familiar.)
Lithaladhwen: (Incidentally, while we were playing Betrayal in House on the Hill we discovered that our cat loves dice.)
CGNakibe: (Which is 900, armor /10 )
Besyanteo: (Save us Nanashi!)
Besyanteo: (And Illya!)
Lithaladhwen: (She came in here specifically to roll a few d6s.)
TheWaiChibiAngel: It all looks so different on this side..It's beautiful.
CGNakibe: (THANK YOU LOW DICE ROLLS)
TheWaiChibiAngel: ..They should have sent a poet.
Lithaladhwen: (Shou---yes.)
PapatymisonN: (... yes.)
Arch mage144: *Tareen is closing quickly on the satellite, thanks to her suit's thrusters*
Arch mage144: *Space is indeed beautiful! The stars, they're everywhere!*
CGNakibe: *the Rakshasa, (un)fortunately(?) comes through the blast mostly intact*
PapatymisonN: *is ... alive*
KnightsofSquare: (Dia hugs you, Shini)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (:D)
KnightsofSquare: (Also, My God. It's full of stars.)
TheWaiChibiAngel: So many stars..
TheWaiChibiAngel: ..Do I have to go home so soon?
KnightsofSquare: (Planet Earth is blue, and there's nothing she can do)
Arch mage144: *The heat from the plasma burst causes the mine attached to Oxblood's ride to explode abruptly*
Arch mage144: *The sudden shockwave knocks Serran's mecha on its ass, dealing large amounts of damage to both armors*
Besyanteo: *he might eventually land somewhere... who can say where? Maybe a roof top...*
Arch mage144: *Tareen has reached the satellite; make a battlesuit roll, Shini*
CGNakibe: (Save us Helena)
CGNakibe: (Save us, Nanashii!)
TheWaiChibiAngel: )Sorry, Priam just got home with food.)
OnlineHost: TheWaiChibiAngel rolled 3 6-sided dice: 3 6 4
T3chn0Namagomi: (Trust me. Nanashii is trying. Unlike it, we have to take turns to aim. :-( )
Besyanteo: (And Ilya.)
Arch mage144: *Tareen grabs ahold of the satellite!*
CGNakibe: (forgot about Illya. >:{ )
Lithaladhwen: (Helena? What the hell you want her to do? She just cut off its toe. That was her great victory.)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (13 < 15!)
Arch mage144: *Make an engineering roll.*
OnlineHost: TheWaiChibiAngel rolled 3 6-sided dice: 3 1 4
CGNakibe: (But... but.. she's AWESOME)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Cut off its OTHER TOE)
Besyanteo: (No; )
Lithaladhwen: (It's not fair!)
Lithaladhwen: (His mecha give up its toe!)
Besyanteo: (Cut the tend on it's other foot,)
Lithaladhwen: (He think he defeat Delta Unit!)
Besyanteo: (And watch it struggle for balance)
Lithaladhwen: (It's not fair!)
Besyanteo: (er, it's other foot's achilles tendon*)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (8 < 12)
OMG Priam: (back)
Arch mage144: *Tareen fiddles with the satellite, using the laser cutter on her suit to pop open a panel*
Besyanteo: (Can't stand or walk! Ahhh!)
Arch mage144: *A lot of blinking lights and wires are inside!*
Arch mage144: *Makura has been aiming at the enemy mecha, and on Zeiren's orders, is targeting the little mech inside...*
TheWaiChibiAngel: Hmm..There's a lot of blinking lights and wires!
OnlineHost: Arch mage144 rolled 3 6-sided dice: 5 5 5
OnlineHost: Arch mage144 rolled 3 6-sided dice: 5 4 1
OnlineHost: Arch mage144 rolled 3 6-sided dice: 3 5 4
OnlineHost: Arch mage144 rolled 3 6-sided dice: 3 1 6
OnlineHost: Arch mage144 rolled 3 6-sided dice: 5 2 6
OnlineHost: Arch mage144 rolled 3 6-sided dice: 5 6 1
OnlineHost: Arch mage144 rolled 3 6-sided dice: 4 2 4
OnlineHost: Arch mage144 rolled 3 6-sided dice: 4 5 2
Arch mage144: (Man, that was a lot of dice.)
Lithaladhwen: (Mech with authority. Mech with many dice.)
CGNakibe: (TATSUMAKI....)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Zankantou...DAI! SHA! RIIIIIIN!)
Arch mage144: *The Mephisto's chest-mounted particle cannons unleash a sudden barrage of electrons!*
OMG Priam: (KONOHA SENPUU *meets the fucking nerd requirement*)
OnlineHost: Arch mage144 rolled 6 6-sided dice: 3 1 3 2 5 4
OnlineHost: Arch mage144 rolled 6 6-sided dice: 4 3 1 6 3 1
CGNakibe: (FARGIN NERDS)
Lithaladhwen: (Is lettuce brave? I like electrons, hello.)
OMG Priam: (I like to munch sweet tacos!)
Arch mage144: *The bursts are absorbed by the Banshee's shields without so much as leaving a scratch on it*
Arch mage144: Makura, C: What the HELL? Energy weapons are clearly a waste of time!
Arch mage144: (Ilya.)
T3chn0Namagomi: P-C: Apparently so.
Arch mage144: *Tareen is free to do whatever the hell she wants at this point. There are blinking lights, and wires, and capacitors, and circuit boards, and all kinds of other stuff!*
T3chn0Namagomi: P-C: ...you DID pack something else, right?
T3chn0Namagomi: P-C: Please say you did.
KnightsofSquare: (Fashion the inner workings of the sattelite into a crude but festive hat!)
OMG Priam: (Okay, status update)
Arch mage144: Makura, C: Not that's going to work at range. Bastard!
OMG Priam: (First item:-)
T3chn0Namagomi: P-C: ...You have no right to brag anymore.
T3chn0Namagomi: Ever.
T3chn0Namagomi: P-C: ...how strong WERE those, anyway?
PapatymisonN: (... *twiddles his thumbs*)
TheWaiChibiAngel: *No instructions?*
Arch mage144: (You are free to radio for them.)
OMG Priam: (Have Serran and Sigov actually told anyone that their mechs are under someone else's control?)
Arch mage144: (They don't know you're there.)
Arch mage144: (No.)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (Fair enough!)
Besyanteo: (Sigov did...)
TheWaiChibiAngel: C: ..Uh, I made it!
TheWaiChibiAngel: C: Should I start breaking it?
Besyanteo: (Right before it got melted, and he ejected)
OMG Priam: (Next. Has electricity been used on this thing? Or just Mana?)
Lithaladhwen: (Sigov did, and Serran attacked Oxblood.)
Lithaladhwen: (We know now.)
CGNakibe: (Serran's not sure the COM even works on his at this point.)
Besyanteo: (Suit com, which Sigov forgot)
PapatymisonN: (... that was a lot of withheld text...)
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: ...sheesh. He brags all the time and then binds himself to one weapon type...
OMG Priam: (Okay, that said 'electrons,' so I'm going to assume electricity = yes.)
Arch mage144: (Energy weapons don't seem to do anything to the mecha at the "core.")
Arch mage144: (Or, more accurately, it's heavily shielded. You might get through.)
OMG Priam: (Hopefully this will do it =D)
OMG Priam: *having aimed, FIOR!*
OnlineHost: OMG Priam rolled 3 6-sided dice: 3 1 2
OMG Priam: (6 < 17, linked Mg. Tesla & Hv. Strike Rail)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Crit.)
CGNakibe: (Fargin crits)
T3chn0Namagomi: (One is a crit, anyway)
PapatymisonN: (Hells yes!)
OMG Priam: (Separate rolls for the weapons?)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Yeah)
OnlineHost: OMG Priam rolled 3 6-sided dice: 6 6 5
OMG Priam: (That one is not
OMG Priam: )
T3chn0Namagomi: (One FAILS)
CGNakibe: (Fargin fails)
PapatymisonN: (Drat.)
Besyanteo: (Ouch)
OMG Priam: (Dammit, why didn't I list the weapons in the other order)
OnlineHost: Arch mage144 rolled 3 6-sided dice: 4 3 3
Besyanteo: (Dude. Ilya destroys IZue... and then accidentally blows up an abondonned corn silo)
OMG Priam: (Oh well, still treats metal as DR0 PD1)
Besyanteo: (The city is filled with popcorn)
T3chn0Namagomi: (But not shields)
Arch mage144: (OK, roll damage for the first attack.)
CGNakibe: (Oxblood: .... I'll get the butter)
Arch mage144: (Heavy tesla, right?)
Lithaladhwen: (Bes: Yeah. I'm with that.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Mega)
PapatymisonN: (Ox: Not to mention white cheddar seasoning. ^_^)
Lithaladhwen: (Oxblood has the right of it.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Mega Tesla.)
OMG Priam: (Yeah, Mega.)
OnlineHost: OMG Priam rolled 6 6-sided dice: 5 3 5 2 3 1
OMG Priam: (19 * 20...)
Besyanteo: *From somewhere* C: I'm alive, somehow. Have you killed it?
PapatymisonN: C: Workin' on it!
Lithaladhwen: C: No. Hold tight.
Lithaladhwen: C: You hurt?
OMG Priam: (380, without counting crit mods)
T3chn0Namagomi: P-C: It's got shielding...that's going to be HELL
Besyanteo: C: Nope! Damned lucky. ... Considering.)
Besyanteo: -)*
Arch mage144: *Oh, yay, you rolled a critical hit!)
Arch mage144: (
OnlineHost: Arch mage144 rolled 3 6-sided dice: 2 6 2
OnlineHost: Arch mage144 rolled 3 6-sided dice: 5 3 4
Besyanteo: P-C: He told you it has hell's own aura, of course energy won't hit it! Switch to physical! Punch the cockpit if you ahve to!
T3chn0Namagomi: P-C: I've got THAT down for sure!
Arch mage144: (OK. Metal armor is DR 0...)
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Unlerss someone gets back to her soon, she's gonna start just breaking whatever looks worth breaking. :O*
Besyanteo: (Oh wait, I don't have encryption anymore. Ah well. Ret con that part. =P)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Doesn't shielding count full?)
Arch mage144: (Yes.)
OnlineHost: Arch mage144 rolled 3 6-sided dice: 2 6 4
T3chn0Namagomi: (Ow)
Arch mage144: (However, the attack deals triple damage.)
Lithaladhwen: (Cripes.)
OMG Priam: ( =D )
T3chn0Namagomi: (Wheeeee!)
CGNakibe: (HOT DAMN)
Arch mage144: (740 damage to the mecha core...)
Lithaladhwen: (...)
Lithaladhwen: (It needs that.)
PapatymisonN: (Indeed.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Oh yes.)
OMG Priam: (I deliver)
PapatymisonN: (Med'shunn mak bettur.)
CGNakibe: (Its been a very bad core and needs a spanking)
Lithaladhwen: (....)
CGNakibe: (You are associating horrible things to an otherwise innocent comment, Ashley)
Besyanteo: (music?)
Arch mage144: *The lightning bolt tears through the shields, partially absorbed, and jolts the Banshee pretty harshly*
Arch mage144: *Sparks fly as components pop and sizzle*
Arch mage144: Mission control: Tareen, you have to cut the red wire.
Besyanteo: (...)
Besyanteo: (XD)
Arch mage144: Mission control: Wait, what? *discussion in the background*
CGNakibe: (Haven't we done this joke already?)
Besyanteo: (Give him a minute. =D)
Arch mage144: Mission control: Oh, I see. Fuck it. Just blow it to pieces.
PapatymisonN: (Thank god.)
Besyanteo: (XD)
CGNakibe: (Someone agrees with me!)
Arch mage144: (Oxblood.)
TheWaiChibiAngel: C: Right!
TheWaiChibiAngel: *TAREEN SMASH*
PapatymisonN: *emboldened by The Bitch's attack, aims for the mecha core and fires!*
OnlineHost: PapatymisonN rolled 3 6-sided dice: 5 3 2
Besyanteo: (Yoko Kanno - Moon (The Concert) )
KnightsofSquare: (Ground control to Miss Tareen, just blow the thing to smithereens)
PapatymisonN: (13>10, before mods.)
KnightsofSquare: (Can you hear me, Miss Tareen?)
Lithaladhwen: (Koss: ^_^ )
Arch mage144: (...so you miss, then.)
Arch mage144: (Oh, wait.
Arch mage144: )
Arch mage144: (Were you aiming?)
PapatymisonN: (He was.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (He was, I believe)
Besyanteo: (Add ACC)
OnlineHost: Arch mage144 rolled 3 6-sided dice: 1 1 2
Besyanteo: (subtract 7)
Besyanteo: (stuff)
Besyanteo: (things)
OMG Priam: (Oh damn)
Besyanteo: (And eventually, pie)
Besyanteo: (Also: )
Arch mage144: *Irrelevant, really. You totally miss.*
PapatymisonN: (Yeah. Bad.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Bl0xx0red)
Besyanteo: (HAve everyone been adding +2 for active sensors?)
PapatymisonN: (... no...)
Besyanteo: (You should be.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (He got uberdodged anyway)
Arch mage144: *Oxblood's barrage is absorbed by the shielding*
PapatymisonN: (Although in this case, I don't think it'd help, no...)
Besyanteo: (yes he did. Still.)
Arch mage144: (Serran, you've got control of your mecha.)
Arch mage144: (Do as you will.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (And I always factor it in)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Hey, what about me?)
CGNakibe: .... C: Damn you, get out of my...
Arch mage144: (Oh, oops.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (I go before Serran.)
Arch mage144: (It is Zeiren, right.)
T3chn0Namagomi: Z: Well, you eat energy like nothing else...but can you stand up to this?!
CGNakibe: C: Wait... I have comm? FINALLY.
Lithaladhwen: (Punch it, hoebag!)
Lithaladhwen: (Mech want stimutacs!)
T3chn0Namagomi: *and the Exsilium charges forward via boosters, with the shoulders opening up, revealing many small holes...many small holes that shoot little fleschette things at stuff!*
T3chn0Namagomi: (Okay. Nonmatching linked weapons. RoF is 12+16. How do I roll this?)
Arch mage144: (Roll each separately.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Just two bursts?)
Arch mage144: (Yeah.)
OnlineHost: T3chn0Namagomi rolled 3 6-sided dice: 1 4 1
OnlineHost: T3chn0Namagomi rolled 3 6-sided dice: 6 2 2
Arch mage144: (So, what, crit and hit?)
Besyanteo: (hit hit?)
Besyanteo: (!)
OnlineHost: Arch mage144 rolled 3 6-sided dice: 4 3 1
CGNakibe: (Crit and hit, I think)
OnlineHost: Arch mage144 rolled 3 6-sided dice: 2 1 1
T3chn0Namagomi: (Crit and hit, I believe. And that was on the Md. Auto.)
Besyanteo: (...)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Roll damage, I take it?)
Besyanteo: (but normal, or crit?)
Arch mage144: (First attack deals double. Second is a normal hit.)
CGNakibe: (Damn uberdodgy 4s. >:{)
Arch mage144: (Roll damage.)
Besyanteo: (ah)
Arch mage144: (That wasn't a dodge roll.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (I was aiming at the core, so...)
CGNakibe: (Oh, you're... yeah, you ARE using the Crit tables, aren't you?)
Lithaladhwen: (Yes, he is.)
Lithaladhwen: (Lost Brian.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Counts as a crit and hit on the core, right---shit.)
OMG Priam: (Shit =D)
Lithaladhwen: (I may go soon, too. But I seem to be hanging on.)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (Says you!)
Arch mage144 has left the room.
Lithaladhwen: (See, the joke is our router sucks. Every time it happens to me I get ignored, and every time it happens to someone important they doublethink it away.)
Arch mage144 has entered the room.
Arch mage144: (OK, stupid network. NOW roll damage.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Uh, I WAS shooting at the core, so...counts as a crit and hit on that, right?)
Arch mage144: (Yes.)
OnlineHost: T3chn0Namagomi rolled 6 6-sided dice: 1 3 3 3 5 3
Arch mage144: (And the first attack is double damage.)
OnlineHost: T3chn0Namagomi rolled 6 6-sided dice: 3 1 2 4 1 2
T3chn0Namagomi: (Both solid...)
T3chn0Namagomi: (First is 16 hits for 900 before armor. Ignore shields, treat armor as 1/3, halve after armor)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Second is 12 for 260, treat same as above)
T3chn0Namagomi: (ALT EISEN'D!)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Each hit is that, note)
Lithaladhwen: (So those aren't totals?)
Arch mage144: *Zeiren sprays the target with a barrage of metal flechettes...*
T3chn0Namagomi: (No, they aren't totals)
Lithaladhwen: (Cripes.)
Lithaladhwen: (That's gross.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (It's halved after, though)
Arch mage144: (Yeah, uh...)
Lithaladhwen: (That's true.)
Besyanteo: (That oneshots most of us twice anyway)
Besyanteo: (as NORMAL mecha)
Arch mage144: *IMPALE'D*
Lithaladhwen: (All are punish'd?)
CGNakibe: (And since its on now?)
CGNakibe: (Nanashii shall now be renamed)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Izue: AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!)
CGNakibe: (To I-No)
OMG Priam: (I am so goddamned lost, and I like it that way)
Lithaladhwen: (You and your playlist of power.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Izue: See?! Don't you see?! This is AI1's world!)
Arch mage144: *The sudden spray of shrapnel fills the Banshee with metallic shards, and there is a high-pitched scream over the comm*
CGNakibe: (That attack has been renamed too. You know what this is)
T3chn0Namagomi: (MEGALOMANIA!)
PapatymisonN: *clicks it off, just watching...*
T3chn0Namagomi: N: HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Such perfection that I am!!!
Lithaladhwen: (I think at least that should stay. It suits Nanashii.)
Arch mage144: *Meanwhile, the enormous, infantile monster appears to be having some sort of grand mal seizure*
Arch mage144: *What's Tareen doing? :D*
Besyanteo: (I think she's been smashing for the past 10 minutes or so)
CGNakibe: (We're sorry, but your slime is in ANOTHER satellite)
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Smashing!*
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Green stuff first, then blinky stuff, then wires..*
Arch mage144: *SMASH*
Arch mage144: *TAREEN SMASH PUNY SATELLITE*
TheWaiChibiAngel: *She's gonna be ripping pieces and throwing them all over space!*
PapatymisonN: (Litterer. e_e)
Besyanteo: (DAMN STRAIGHT XD)
Arch mage144: *WITH RAMRODS AND LASER BLASTS AND OH MY GOD IS SHE MAKING A HUGE MESS*
TheWaiChibiAngel: It's just like home, except I wasn't flying, and Mom's not behind me!
TheWaiChibiAngel: ...*Checks*
Besyanteo: (>XD)
Besyanteo: C: ... Does that scream mean we won, I hope?
T3chn0Namagomi: P-C: Kill Eight! Helena, his soul's yours!
Arch mage144: Unknown transmission to Tareen: ...Hal? Hal? Open the...
T3chn0Namagomi: P-C: I doubt it can mean that he lived...
TheWaiChibiAngel: What the?
Besyanteo: C: ... Did any of ours die?
PapatymisonN: (Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer true...)
TheWaiChibiAngel: ..Whatever.
TheWaiChibiAngel: *RIP RIP RIP RIP*
Arch mage144: *The vile monstrosity collapses against the nearest pile of rubble and quivers violently*
T3chn0Namagomi: C: No. That was Izue
Arch mage144: Makura, C: I have no idea what's going on.
Besyanteo: C: ... I think I just became religous.
Arch mage144: Cecil, C: You're not the only one.
Lithaladhwen: C: I don't... I....
T3chn0Namagomi: N: Yes! Yes, yes, and YES!!! I am SUPREME AMONGST ARMORS!
CGNakibe: C: ... wow.
PapatymisonN: C: We killed the bad guy.
Arch mage144: *Meanwhile, Sigov's escape pod slowly comes down*
PapatymisonN: C: Or at least, we're about to get to it.
Arch mage144: Makura, C: I can't believe Zeiren did that.
OMG Priam: *PSHHHH goes the cooling device*
T3chn0Namagomi: C: I doubt he's alive...
CGNakibe: C: Fucking hell.
Lithaladhwen: C: Don't be so cocky. I'd know if he died.
Lithaladhwen: C: I'm pretty sure I'd know.
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Besyanteo: C: About damn time. *gets out when it lands*
Arch mage144: *Hel doesn't sense any ghosts.*
CGNakibe: C: If he DID die? Punch him in the soul once for me, Helena. Damn bastard playing with MY fucking armor..
Lithaladhwen: C: I don't think he's dead.
Arch mage144: *However, after the creature's collapse to the ground, the neck is at about her level. She can go find out.*
Lithaladhwen: C: If he's dead, they got him way more quickly than I'm thinking.
Besyanteo: C: ,,, Then go kill him.
KnightsofSquare: (Don't do it. It's a trap.)
T3chn0Namagomi: P-C: ...It might be blocked by that thing's aura.
Lithaladhwen: C: Sigov? I'm going to do my damndest.
T3chn0Namagomi: P-C: If nothing else, it took out the big Armor's brain
Besyanteo: *grabs his pistol, and goes along with her!*
T3chn0Namagomi: P-C: Or, should we say, "Armor"
Lithaladhwen: *goes to check, scythe wanting to make with the murderdeathkilling*
Lithaladhwen: (I know he's not dead because Brian is still playing hollow music.)
Besyanteo: *Well, energy... thing. Whatever. He has some kind of gun in his inventory.*
CGNakibe: C: You know, Helena?
Arch mage144: *A rush of exhaust bursts out of the Banshee, which now hangs by several strands of flesh from the neck portions of the monster*
CGNakibe: C: For once I have a suggestion... Bomb the fucker till he IS dead.
T3chn0Namagomi: P-C: ALL FOR IT!
CGNakibe: C: All in favor?
T3chn0Namagomi: P-C: Let's have a SLAUGHTER!
Besyanteo: C: ... Let us get out of the way!
PapatymisonN: C: Aye!
Besyanteo: *Grabs Hel!*
Besyanteo: *before over eager fligth jockeys let loose*
OMG Priam: *Dodge is the place which she gets out of*
Lithaladhwen: *is grabbed*
Besyanteo: *out of way!*
Arch mage144: *The front compartment bursts open, and a humanoid figure falls out, landing on his stomach, which only drives the huge metal flechette shoved through his torso out the other side of his back*
T3chn0Namagomi: Z: ...you're a bad influence...
T3chn0Namagomi: N: How can I be, you asshole! It was thanks to ME that that thing's dead!
Lithaladhwen: C: I want to finish him so badly. I want to do it myself..... but I'll get him eventually.
Besyanteo: C: He's out!
Lithaladhwen: C: Blast him. Do it now.
OMG Priam: *Obliges*
T3chn0Namagomi: P-C: Allow me!
Arch mage144: Izue: *doesn't look like he's moving*
Besyanteo: (NEver can be sure.)
Besyanteo: (Plot device and all. :o)
OMG Priam: *LAZOR?*
Lithaladhwen: C: I've been hit by shots from you people before. He won't survive that.
CGNakibe: *GUNZ*
T3chn0Namagomi: *DIVEKICK!*
Arch mage144: *And now he's really not going anywhere, as Delta Unit is bombarding the general vicinity*
PapatymisonN: *MACHINEWEAPON!*
CGNakibe: (Also: Delta Unit... form up!)
Arch mage144: *The cleanup crews are going to have a hell of a time with the mess of grotesque pseudo-infant parts everywhere*
CGNakibe: (DELTA DOMEI KEN)
Besyanteo: ... *removes helmet* I really did not expect to survive this.
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Arch mage144: *Helena senses the presence of not one, but thousands of spirits...*
Arch mage144: *Meanwhile, Tareen has officially reduced the satellite to floating bits of space trash*
Lithaladhwen: .......Oh, Lord. This...
TheWaiChibiAngel: C: Hey, can I keep any of this junk?
Arch mage144: Mission control: Engineer Tareen...uh, if you want.
Lithaladhwen: Why am I always behind all of the backlogs? Can't they ever send someone else?
Besyanteo: ... What is it?
PapatymisonN: (Kevin: Ah, crap.)
Lithaladhwen: Ghosts. And please put your helmet back. You're making me nervous.
Arch mage144: Mission control: Retern to the shuttle for re-entry. It's time for you to come home.
Besyanteo: ...
Besyanteo: *re-helmet*
OMG Priam: C: Acknowledged.
OMG Priam: *heads off*
T3chn0Namagomi: C2Base: Delta Squadron reporting in.
Arch mage144: (That was to Tareen.)
Besyanteo: C: You think I'm going to bite you or something?
TheWaiChibiAngel: C: Do I have to come home so soon?
Arch mage144: Mission control: ...you're enjoying space that much?
Lithaladhwen: C: We're surrounded by spirits. I don't know what they're up to, if anything.
T3chn0Namagomi: C2base: We've got one dead...infant-looking...thing. No squadmates are down! I repeat, no squadmates down!
TheWaiChibiAngel: C: Have you BEEN here!?
Arch mage144: *A semi-transparent figure flares into visibility; everyone, not just Helena, can see it*
CGNakibe: C: ... Damn... we seem to have lost one mech, though...
T3chn0Namagomi: C2base: Izue is reduced to a red stai--huh?
PapatymisonN: o.o
Besyanteo: ...
OMG Priam: *IR!*
Lithaladhwen: *deep breath*
Arch mage144: *It's definitely a ghostly Izue, floating about three feet away from Hel*
PapatymisonN: C: What is THAT?
CGNakibe: ... what the hell is that?
Lithaladhwen: Izue.
Lithaladhwen: Hi.
T3chn0Namagomi: C: Do the honors, Helena.
Arch mage144: Izue: *waves*
Arch mage144: Izue: So. This is death?
Lithaladhwen: Not yet.
Arch mage144: Izue: Fascinating.
CGNakibe: (Helena: No... *swings Scythe* I'M Death)
Lithaladhwen: (*laugh*)
Arch mage144: Izue: ...as a scientist, I think this may be the greatest experiment of them all.
PapatymisonN: (Resh: ... oh, this is gonna be SWEET...)
CGNakibe: (Nikumu: Can I Have him? PLEASE?)
Lithaladhwen: As your aunt, I'd have to say if not for what you've done... I'd be proud of you for that.
Arch mage144: MC: Er. No, I haven't been to space.
CGNakibe: (Nikumu: Um... not that I care or anything. >.>;;; )
Lithaladhwen: But you're not going to have an easy time of it.
KnightsofSquare: (No one understands what Miss Tareen sees. Now the light commands..."This is my home....I'm coming home...")
T3chn0Namagomi: *the Exsilium just hovers in the air, watching from megazoom*
Arch mage144: Izue: Aunt?
Arch mage144: Izue: Oh, right.
TheWaiChibiAngel: C: Then you have no idea just how awesome this place is.
Lithaladhwen: When I was mortal my father had other kids.
Lithaladhwen: You're descended from one.
KnightsofSquare: (Thanks to Tareen's wanton destruction, even space is now full of things.)
Arch mage144: Izue: *shrugs* Whatever. Get it overwith. *the man sneers* I'm not hanging around here as some kind of ghost. I know what happens to ghosts when mortals get ambitious.
CGNakibe: (Knows from EXPERIENCE, eh?)
OMG Priam: (Redford: Fuck you, man. I had to sit around for HOURS.)
PapatymisonN: (Resh: Eh. You had to handle some stuff first.)
Besyanteo: C: Arrogant.
Lithaladhwen: *smirks* I'm not authorized to take care of you right now, Izue. You may have to wait until someone working with the boss shows up.
T3chn0Namagomi: C: ...So this is it.
TheWaiChibiAngel: C: Besides, I just got here!
Arch mage144: Izue: Whatever you say.
T3chn0Namagomi: C: At last, the end of this nightmare...
Arch mage144: Izue: *flickers out of visibility*
Besyanteo: C2Base: I'm going to need a jeep for the trip back, I think. The Seppo... ... Melted.
Lithaladhwen: I hate being mortal.
Lithaladhwen: *with feeling* I hate it.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...
Lithaladhwen: I can't... do anything about this. I should be able to take him.
Arch mage144: MC: Alright, Engineer Tareen. The brass has approved a vacation for you...in outer space...until you're ready to come home.
PapatymisonN: *and suddenly, Izue flickers back, with someone with him... just as ghostly...*
PapatymisonN: *he wears a black, redtrimmed cloak, with long black dread locks, crimson skin, and two long horns...*
TheWaiChibiAngel: C: Frickin' sweet!
Besyanteo: *his brows furrow*
Lithaladhwen: *pulls off her helmet now*
T3chn0Namagomi: ...Huh?
KnightsofSquare: (...)
Besyanteo: ... Who's that?
PapatymisonN: *grin*
Arch mage144: Makura, C: Who the hell?
PapatymisonN: Hey. Wanted to handle this myself.
T3chn0Namagomi: C: I've got no idea here
Lithaladhwen: C: Guys? Meet Reshtaha.
TheWaiChibiAngel: *And with that, she'll begin taking little bits of junk towards the ship*
Besyanteo: ...
Lithaladhwen: (Scratch com.)
Arch mage144: Makura, C: The god?
Lithaladhwen: (Or!)
Besyanteo: Hey. o_o
PapatymisonN: *the grin gets more ... beastly, as he waves to the onlookers*
Lithaladhwen: (She'll just take it off after she says it.)
CGNakibe: C: I'd ask if you're kidding if I wasn't seeing this...
T3chn0Namagomi: C: ...None other, I bet...
Lithaladhwen: Resh? *spreads her hands*
Lithaladhwen: What now?
T3chn0Namagomi: Err...*waves back, or something. Via the Scelestus*
T3chn0Namagomi: *Er, Exsilium
PapatymisonN: ... him and I are going to have some fun downstairs. ^_^
T3chn0Namagomi: N: ...what the FUCK are you doing?!
PapatymisonN: Lots and LOTS of fun.
Besyanteo: ... And Hel?
Lithaladhwen: *nods* I know. I know what'll happen to Izue.
PapatymisonN: ... hmm.
PapatymisonN: We'll talk later. In private.
Lithaladhwen: What do I do, Resh?
Arch mage144: Izue: *is silent; he looks more pissed than afraid*
Lithaladhwen: No. No, this is my team. We decide with them here.
Arch mage144: *Tareen begins a collection of space junk...*
CGNakibe: C: I... guess this DEFINITELY blows my necromancer theory out of the water.o.o
PapatymisonN: ... OK, then. First...
T3chn0Namagomi: *only grins...
TheWaiChibiAngel: ..I hope I'm not found by Space Goats.
T3chn0Namagomi: *
Besyanteo: *removes his helmet again, becasue dammit it's stuffy.*
Arch mage144: Makura, IM: I knew there was something weird about her. Not this weird.
OMG Priam: .......
PapatymisonN: *focuses his gaze on Izue* ^_____^
CGNakibe: (Naki: You're smiling like me. Stoppit. e.e)
PapatymisonN: *all of a sudden, from beneath, chains whip around his body, securing his feet, arms, and finally, neck*
PapatymisonN: Be with you in a moment.
Arch mage144: Izue: *cold expression*
T3chn0Namagomi: (Reshtaha: QUAKE! WITH! FEAR!!!)
Lithaladhwen: Take your time.
Lithaladhwen: Izue, nice knowing you.
OMG Priam: (Resh: STAY.)
CGNakibe: (Izue: No.)
PapatymisonN: *a fiery portal opens below Izue, and pulls him down into the abyss...*
Arch mage144: Izue: Shame we couldn't have met on better terms. It seems even the gods don't see my brilliance for what it is.
CGNakibe: (Wherein lies Seymour's mother)
PapatymisonN: *and with that, the fissure closes just as quickly.*
T3chn0Namagomi: *The Exsilium lands as this happens...*
Besyanteo: (Anima: Sup.)
Arch mage144: Izue: *glares daggers at Resh as he is pulled away*
Lithaladhwen: *just nods and watches her god lay down Ye Olde Divine Justice*
PapatymisonN: He's such a charmer.
Lithaladhwen: Yeah, well. We're a family of maniacs.
PapatymisonN: ... now, as to you.
Arch mage144: *It occcurs to Hel that that huge mass of spirits floating around were all animating the bioengineered, infantile flesh-golem.*
Lithaladhwen: (Yeah, that had occurred to her player as well.)
Arch mage144: *In case it hadn't.*
Besyanteo: (I don't know what this means!)
T3chn0Namagomi: *and Zeiren himself manages to get out of the Armor!*
CGNakibe: *slowly makes his way out of his own armor, yes..*
T3chn0Namagomi: *visor up, too*
Lithaladhwen: *stands in the middle of a ruined city with her god, surrounded by her team*
PapatymisonN: *summons his own, stylish scythe, and leans on it* How've you been liking it?
CGNakibe: *finally, when next to Helena*
Arch mage144: *Don't forget that everything is covered in blood and oil.*
Lithaladhwen: (Just like her lab.)
CGNakibe: I'm... assuming that this involves paperwork...
PapatymisonN: *climbs down his mech, and stands with Hel*
Arch mage144: *A stop light changes to green at the intersection behind the group.*
T3chn0Namagomi: *also next to Helena* So...you're Reshtaha himself, huh?
OMG Priam: *totally staying in her mech*
Besyanteo: (ANd now that we ahve Oxblood,)
Lithaladhwen: *deep breath*
Besyanteo: (No worries about smelling the lbood and oil. =D)
Lithaladhwen: (Ha.)
PapatymisonN: *nods*
Arch mage144: Makura, IM: I'm not getting anywhere near the god of death.
PapatymisonN: T: Could teleport you here, but I respect your space.
PapatymisonN: *that was to Makura, of course.*
Arch mage144: *The Mephisto visibly recoils*
Besyanteo: (Haw haw.)
Besyanteo: >_>
Besyanteo: ...
Besyanteo: *attention back on Hel and Resh now.*
Lithaladhwen: Resh? Are you pestering my team? *smirks*
PapatymisonN: ... just a little. Nothing horrid.
CGNakibe: So, how much paperwork did we just cause for somebody? I'm sure that this involves that.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...*smirks* I like the guy already.
OMG Priam: *Resh probably notices that Ilya has her arms crossed. Nobody else sees this, though =D*
Besyanteo: (Ilya: Lies and TRickery. e.e)
PapatymisonN: ... It'll be fine. Kevin's dealt with backlogs before.
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: ...I see. I take it Kevin's not unlike Helena.
Arch mage144: *Tareen done gathering up space junk?*
PapatymisonN: But, yes. How have things been going, do you think?
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Probably.*
Lithaladhwen: It's different. But we got our job done. That's what counts.
Arch mage144: *'kay. Whenever she wants, she can get back in the shuttle and prepare for re-entry.*
PapatymisonN: Yes you did. And for that, I am very proud of you.
Arch mage144: *...with lots of pieces of satellite debris.*
Lithaladhwen: *another deep breath*
T3chn0Namagomi: <_<
Besyanteo: IM: Sounds like a parent to a child.
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: ...wait...no...she's going to go back, isn't she...
TheWaiChibiAngel: *She'll linger a short bit!*
CGNakibe: So what now?
Arch mage144: *The armored Cecil idly walks over to the group, looks up at the messy corpse, then looks at Reshtaha, then at Helena*
Besyanteo: >_> ... Hey Cecil.
Lithaladhwen: *little smile* Hi, Cecil.
Arch mage144: *He retracts the faceplate on his armor; it's clear that he's looking very confused*
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: She said she likely would afterwards...
Besyanteo: Meet Resh.
Besyanteo: Er, Reshtaha?
PapatymisonN: *waves*
Lithaladhwen: Cecil, Reshtaha. Resh, Cecil.
Arch mage144: Cecil: Um...not...okay...hi.
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: She...I...
T3chn0Namagomi: *simply puts down his visor*
TheWaiChibiAngel: *But eventually, the space vacation must end. :-(*
TheWaiChibiAngel: Oh, shoot!
Arch mage144: *Like all good things. :-(*
Lithaladhwen: (See you, space cowgirl...)
CGNakibe: (Magical Space Slime, dammit. MAGICAL SPACE SLIME. ._. )
PapatymisonN: So. Zea. Question.
TheWaiChibiAngel: C: Does this thing have a camera or something?
Besyanteo: (I liked Ashley's better.)
Arch mage144: (Yeah, she's got one as part of her armor's visual apparatus.)
Arch mage144: (She can take plenty of space photos!)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (I thought so!)
Besyanteo: (Also: )
PapatymisonN: Did you want to stick around?
TheWaiChibiAngel: *SHE WILL DO SO. SPACE PHOTOS!)
CGNakibe: (Wishing you were here!)
Lithaladhwen: .....I....
T3chn0Namagomi: *looks up at Helena*
Besyanteo: (I can see Tareen floating off into space for eternity, and having an absolute ball.)
PapatymisonN: It is up to you, after all.
Arch mage144: (Eventually she would starve to death.)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (She'd ev-Yes)
Besyanteo: (Aww.)
Lithaladhwen: It's... *glances over her shoulders at her team* It's meant a lot being here. But, I... I just...
TheWaiChibiAngel: (Unless she finds a magical sun or something.)
CGNakibe: (Naki: Shows up to bring her cookies)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (With funky rays that let her fly and shit)
Arch mage144: (...the hell o_O)
Lithaladhwen: ...I don't think I belong here anymore.
Arch mage144: (NO.)
Arch mage144: (NO SUPER TAREEN)
T3chn0Namagomi: ...
TheWaiChibiAngel: (Aww :-( )
Besyanteo: (XD)
CGNakibe: (SUPER SLIEM)
Lithaladhwen: (Veto!)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (Eye lasers, at least?)
CGNakibe: (I say Neeigh too)
Besyanteo: (Double Veto.)
Arch mage144: Cecil: *just shakes his head in disbelief* Sorry. I've never actually met a god, and can't say I expected to do so.
T3chn0Namagomi: *halts for a couple of seconds...and then simply starts walking back to his Armor*
Besyanteo: IM: Welcome to the club.
CGNakibe: IM: You and me both, pal.
Arch mage144: Cecil: *salutes Helena* I understand if you have greater things to do with your existence.
Lithaladhwen: *takes a half-step after Zeiren.... but stops herself*
Besyanteo: ... >_>
Besyanteo: <_<
Besyanteo: ... IM: well damn.
Lithaladhwen: He can't be my problem right now. He needs to deal with this on his own.
Arch mage144: Makura, projecting his voice via his mech's speaker system: You're going to miss out on your promotion.
CGNakibe: So, Helena. You're leaving now, then?
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Climbs in, after filling her cache of space pictures.*
Lithaladhwen: *shakes her head at Makura* Yeah. Something like that, either way.
Arch mage144: *Now Tareen has the raw materials to make some amazing postcards!*
TheWaiChibiAngel: *She sure does!*
PapatymisonN: ... say hi to Redford.
PapatymisonN: o.o
Arch mage144: Makura, speaker: I was joking. I get the impression it doesn't matter.
PapatymisonN: *just... whoa. In shock... this is... big. o.o*
Lithaladhwen: I.... wait. I'll be right back. *chases Zeiren down and bonks him on the back of the head with one hand*
Arch mage144: Cecil: Military rank seems kind of trivial when you work for some god.
T3chn0Namagomi: o.o *stops*
PapatymisonN: *smirks*
Lithaladhwen: Zeiren. ...are you going to be okay?
Besyanteo: (... IF he suicides, we're rezzing him and killing him again.)
T3chn0Namagomi: ...I really don't know...
T3chn0Namagomi: (No, no suicide.)
OMG Priam: (REZ PLZ)
TheWaiChibiAngel: C: Hey, can the others hear me?
Lithaladhwen: (Then he'd really get a talking-to from Hel.)
Arch mage144: MC: Negative, Tareen, but we can relay the message if it's important.
TheWaiChibiAngel: C: Yeah.
Arch mage144: MC: What is it?
TheWaiChibiAngel: C: Tell them I'm in space, and I broke the big thing and stole it's pieces. And I got pictures! Lots of pictures.
Lithaladhwen: I meant what I said. It's.... it's meant a lot being here.
T3chn0Namagomi: It's...it's just...
Arch mage144: MC: ...sure. *relays that message; everyone hears it*
OMG Priam: (Tareen: Merry Christmas to All, and to All a .....a......shit, what was I saying?)
PapatymisonN: *smiles really big* ^_^
Besyanteo: 9_9
CGNakibe: We apparently have space slime.
Besyanteo: ... C: Copy that. We've done our job down here too.
Arch mage144: Makura, speaker: *sound of someone smashing his face against the dashboard*
Lithaladhwen: Zeiren. This isn't for me. And I think you know that.
CGNakibe: Jokes aside... our work's done at least.
OMG Priam: *riotous laughter inside the cockpit, though not transmitted by speaker*
T3chn0Namagomi: ...
Lithaladhwen: I need to go back.
Arch mage144: Benten, C: Makura is your entire unit always like this?
Arch mage144: Makura, C: ...basically.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...I see... *just starts for the Exsilium again*
Besyanteo: C: He's telling the truth, for once.
Arch mage144: Makura, C: Wait, where the hell were you when we were fighting that thing!?
Besyanteo: C: Welcome to the nut gallery.
Lithaladhwen: Hey, Zeiren. *hug*
Arch mage144: Benten, C: I, uh...
T3chn0Namagomi: o_o...
CGNakibe: C: O
Lithaladhwen: *low voice* I'm fine. And you'll be fine. *grins and lets him go*
Arch mage144: Benten, C: ...had technical difficulties.
Besyanteo: (BEnten: Doughnuts. Sue me.)
CGNakibe: (Scratch that bit of accidental typing)
Arch mage144: Makura, C: What the hell does that mean?
T3chn0Namagomi: ...
PapatymisonN: *...*
Lithaladhwen: Remember me when you're picking out waffle fixings. It's more complicated than you think.
Besyanteo: C2Makura: Potty break.
PapatymisonN: *Oxblood hops back in his mech...*
Lithaladhwen: *smirk*
Arch mage144: Benten, C: ...the symbiote and I had a bit of a disagreement.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...right...
T3chn0Namagomi: (HA HA HA HA)
Arch mage144: Makura, C: What? I thought you said you could handle it? *sassy*
CGNakibe: (PWNED!)
Lithaladhwen: Take care. And I don't want to see you around again for a long time. But I will be seeing you. And I'll want stories.
Arch mage144: Benten, C: Whoever installed this symbiote fucked up. It didn't want to use any of the weapons systems and redirected all power to the air-conditioning and short-range radio.
T3chn0Namagomi: Right...I guess I'll see you...sometime...
Arch mage144: Benten, C: ...evidently, it likes show tunes.
Lithaladhwen: You guys were good to me when I'm really.... kind of weird. I won't forget that. I'll be waiting for you whenever you're ready to come over.
Lithaladhwen: But I'm going to go tell the others.
CGNakibe: (Helena's old roommatecould use that mecha!)
Arch mage144: Makura, C: ...I'm going to make fun of you forever.
T3chn0Namagomi: *heads for the Exsilium*
Arch mage144: Cecil: Nothing personal, but I hope it's a while.
Lithaladhwen: *heads over to the others*
Lithaladhwen: Hey guys. Resh? I'm... assuming you know.
PapatymisonN: *Oxblood hangs out of his machine*
TheWaiChibiAngel: C: Aaaanyway! I'm ready now, I guess..
PapatymisonN: 'Course.
TheWaiChibiAngel: C: Can I come back someday?
Arch mage144: MC: Affirmative. Hit the blue button in the cockpit of the shuttle.
T3chn0Namagomi: *...reenters, and people might notice that ALL communications are blocked off.*
Lithaladhwen: *turns to the others* I'll tell you what I told Zeiren.
Lithaladhwen: I don't want to see you for a while. But when I do, I'll expect stories. I can bug you for them until the stars burn out, so remember everything interesting.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...This...
Besyanteo: Heh. Right.
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Does so!*
T3chn0Namagomi: ...why...
CGNakibe: Hm. *nods*
CGNakibe: Although perhaps...
T3chn0Namagomi: I...I don't want this...
CGNakibe: You should take some pudding with you, at least.
Arch mage144: *The shuttle's nose closes up, and Tareen hears a low hum as the shields engage to protect her from the heat of re-entry.*
Lithaladhwen: *facepalm* Same goes for Tareen.
CGNakibe: *chuckles and nods*
Arch mage144: *The reverse thrusters engage...and Rocket Slime begins her descent through the atmosphere...*
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Seats herself!*
TheWaiChibiAngel: *And seatbelts.*
Lithaladhwen: Tell her I said goodbye, all right?
T3chn0Namagomi: *reopens Comm* C-Base: ...Returning...to base...
PapatymisonN: *Oxblood nods*
CGNakibe: I'll do that.
CGNakibe: And if not me, someone else will.
Lithaladhwen: And Resh? How long am I gonna be stuck in this body? Do I get my old form back?
Arch mage144: *This time, the thrust forces her up into her helmet :-(*
Lithaladhwen: I figure I've kept enough from them all this time. They might as well know.
PapatymisonN: ... you're good to go, Zea. Whenever you're ready.
OMG Priam: C: Hey. We got a casualty?
TheWaiChibiAngel: AAAGH!
Besyanteo: ...
Besyanteo: Zea?
Arch mage144: Base: Acknowledged, Private.
PapatymisonN: It's her name, isn't it? *smiles*
Lithaladhwen: Zea's my given name. Zea Helena Mazuo. Either one is okay.
CGNakibe: Eh? IM: Zea?
T3chn0Namagomi: *turns his comm off, and the Exsilium looks over at Zea*
Besyanteo: Ah...
Lithaladhwen: You know me as Helena, and you can call me that if you want.
CGNakibe: ... Okay.
Besyanteo: Heh.
Besyanteo: I'll always think of you as Hel. *smirk*
Arch mage144: *Man, it's hot in Tareen's shuttle.*
OMG Priam: C: Zeiren.
T3chn0Namagomi: *static*
Lithaladhwen: (I'm going to stunt the hell out of this one.)
OMG Priam: C: God dammit.
OMG Priam: C: Cecil?
Arch mage144: Cecil, C: Yeah?
OMG Priam: C: Do we have a casualty?
Besyanteo: (I think we covered that like, twice. o.o)
Arch mage144: Cecil, C: Uh...I'm not aware of anything being killed, thankfully.
TheWaiChibiAngel: IT'S REALLY HOT IN HERE BUT I CAN'T COMPLAIN BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE A BODY!
Arch mage144: Cecil, C: Er, not anyone in our unit.
Arch mage144: *RE-ENTRY*
OMG Priam: C: Hm.
Arch mage144: *Shortly thereafter, Tareen's craft smashes into the ocean!*
OMG Priam: im: Damn, how could I mess that up...
Arch mage144: *Luckily, it floats.*
TheWaiChibiAngel: ...Space is neat, but coming back from it SUCKS.
Arch mage144: MC: Tareen, a dropship is going to come out and retrieve you shortly.
Lithaladhwen: *Helena takes a deep breath and drops her helmet to the ground at her feet. She closes her eyes and the party can see her... falling... out of herself. It's kind of surreal.*
Lithaladhwen: *But now there are two of her, one lying on the ground like any dead body they've seen, and the other standing to face her god.*
Lithaladhwen: *Wrapping her arms around herself, she curled inward a bit and from her back burst a large pair of black feathered wings. They spread out behind her as another pair grows above them.*
TheWaiChibiAngel: C: Neat.
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Inspects her space-junk*
Lithaladhwen: *Then another pair below those. With three sets of wings stretched out behind her, she throws her arms out to the sides and looks up at the sky.*
Lithaladhwen: *Her hair pulls itself out of her braid and seems to float behind her as if she's underwater. No wonder she kept her hair that long even though it makes no sense for a real woman. It looks cool if you don't obey physics.*
OMG Priam: im: You know, despite the rest of this incident....
OMG Priam: *snaps an image*
Arch mage144: *Tareen has acquired a bunch of satellite bits. Looks like a piece of a solar panel...a circuitboard that she probably kept because the copper grid looks like a "T"...*
Lithaladhwen: *She's faintly luminescent, and even the soft black surface of her wings seem to emit a light of their own.*
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Smiles at that*
T3chn0Namagomi: *Takes a picture himself*
Lithaladhwen: Reshtaha?
TheWaiChibiAngel: (Cervant: Poseur.)
Lithaladhwen: *stretches her wings*
Besyanteo: *in awe*
PapatymisonN: ^_^
T3chn0Namagomi: ...this...why is this...
CGNakibe: .... wow.....
Arch mage144: Cecil: *just stares*
T3chn0Namagomi: ...
Lithaladhwen: I'm good to go. Thanks for giving me this chance. You were right. I needed it.
Arch mage144: *The Mephisto leans up against a lamppost*
OMG Priam: C@Cecil: You SURE we don't have a casualty? Or is this an MIA?
CGNakibe: (*SNAP*)
Besyanteo: (Well, we do have a body now.)
Arch mage144: Cecil, C: ...you know...I guess this counts as a casualty...sort of.
Arch mage144: Cecil, C: I'll take care of the paperwork.
Arch mage144: Cecil, C: ...it's going to be very interesting to fill out.
T3chn0Namagomi: *reopens comm* P-C: Returning to base.
OMG Priam: C: Might as well revise the declaration to HQ.
OMG Priam: C@HQ: Correction. One casualty.
T3chn0Namagomi: P-C: ...Alone.
TheWaiChibiAngel: (Aw crap.)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (Now Tareen's going to look for the damned bucket again.)
Arch mage144: HQ: Understood.
PapatymisonN: *with a dark light all his own, he grows into a being of solid black energy, just barely dwarfing Zea, all his features, except for red eyes fade away, and his long dreads turn to writhing tendrils*
TheWaiChibiAngel: (Damnit, Kai.)
Besyanteo: *not hearing his com right now*
T3chn0Namagomi: *shuts comm back off*
CGNakibe: *heads back towards his mecha, as now is clearly the time to make with the leaving*
Lithaladhwen: Now you're just showing off.
PapatymisonN: ^_^
PapatymisonN: Let us go home.
Arch mage144: Cecil: *walks over to Hel's body, kneels, checks her pulse...a formality, perhaps?*
Besyanteo: Bye Hel.
Lithaladhwen: Yeah. Yeah, let's do that.
Lithaladhwen: Bye, Sigov. Thanks guys. For putting up with a weird old bird like me.
PapatymisonN: *opens a door to a white space, its glory hard to describe...*
Arch mage144: Cecil: Nice knowing you. *waves with the other hand as he pulls a clipboard-looking device out of his utility belt and starts tracing on it*
Lithaladhwen: A privilege, Cecil.
Lithaladhwen: Take care.
CGNakibe: (Funny. I would've thought that Resh might have his own pocket Monolith)
T3chn0Namagomi: *And so, the Exsilium downbeats...with green plasma under the wings. Once, twice, as the battered, demonic, draconic A2 rises into the air*
PapatymisonN: *Oxblood waves* Bye. o.o Don't forget to write.
OMG Priam: Oh god dammit, you had to fucking fly, didn't you.
TheWaiChibiAngel: I'm putting THAT one up in my room.
T3chn0Namagomi: *And then jets off in the direction of the MAC Igala A base. Really, really, fast...*
Lithaladhwen: *waves to Oxblood*
Arch mage144: Cecil: *Date, time* One fatality...*erase* One...uh...okay, yeah. Fatality...
Besyanteo: (I love Tareen. She makes Comedy releif so very easy. =D)
Lithaladhwen: (Tareen is good.)
OMG Priam: *follows Zeiren, as fast as she can manage.*
T3chn0Namagomi: *Uh, yeah. 120 MPH here*
TheWaiChibiAngel: (Everyone loves Tareen. She's like Raymond, but less nasel.)
Arch mage144: *Dropship hovers over Tareen*
OMG Priam: *Yeah, some kind of speed here*
Besyanteo: (And actually funny.)
Arch mage144: *Some guy hangs out the side and waves at her*
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Waves* Hey, I brought back space junk!
TheWaiChibiAngel: Can I keep it!?
Lithaladhwen: *Hel goes through the door first, leaving Resh to close it behind them.*
OMG Priam: (Oh, hey, 48mph. Not enough.)
Arch mage144: Tech: You can do whatever the hell you want!
TheWaiChibiAngel: Awesome!
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Breaks into dance*
T3chn0Namagomi: This is...just...
Arch mage144: *The ship lowers* Tech: Just bring it into the...dance...later...
OMG Priam: Well, fine. If you get killed, I will laugh at your funeral.
PapatymisonN: *and as he goes through, remarks* And I can always send your ass right back if you screw up again...
Lithaladhwen: I think I'm okay. But thanks.
PapatymisonN: *ka chik!-
PapatymisonN: *
Besyanteo: ...
OMG Priam: Tch. *turns around and heads back to ground zero*
Arch mage144: *Timelapse?*
T3chn0Namagomi: *Yeah.*
TheWaiChibiAngel: (Works for me!)
Lithaladhwen: *If'n you please.*
Besyanteo: Where's that damn Jeep? <_<
OMG Priam: *wee!*
PapatymisonN: *yeah.*
Besyanteo: *sure*
Lithaladhwen: (Charles? Font.)
PapatymisonN: (*refonts.*)
Arch mage144: *It's been two days since Operation Rocket Slime was declared successful.*
TheWaiChibiAngel: (One question real quick)
Arch mage144: *Izue and Helena's bodies were recovered. Clean-up crews are still working on dealing with the mess and rebuilding the structures.*
TheWaiChibiAngel: (How was Helena explained to Slimey McShapeshift?)
Arch mage144: (We're getting there.)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (Fair enough!)(
Arch mage144: *Officially, Helena's death went on record as a casualty of battle, killed in the line of duty by Izue while trying valiantly to disable his armor. She recieved several medals of high honor and a posthumous promotion.*
T3chn0Namagomi: ...
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: ...such bullshit...
Arch mage144: *Unofficially, Cecil told Tareen Helena had to go on vacation to the astral plane and leave her body behind.*
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: ...she didn't die. Not by Izue's hand...
Lithaladhwen: (*laugh!*)
TheWaiChibiAngel: *SHE WOULD BUY THIS.*
Lithaladhwen: (Oh, I love Tareen.)
CGNakibe: (hahahahaha)
PapatymisonN: (Me too. ^_^)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Hah!)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (:D)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Tareen is good comic relief here, yes)
OMG Priam: (So, Tareen gets the truth version while the military gets the hemming-and-hawing version?)
Lithaladhwen: (Tareen's is pretty close to the truth, yes.)
CGNakibe: (Oh, the hilarious ironies)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (Tareen gets the "She already thinks she can stop people from dying by finding a bucket, let's not encourage her" version.)
Lithaladhwen: (Precisely.)
Lithaladhwen: (Shini understands.)
Arch mage144: *Delta Unit's been called to a special meeting...*
TheWaiChibiAngel: (I swear, if she went on another Crusade to find the damned bucket.)
Arch mage144: *...and informed to show up in dress uniforms.*
TheWaiChibiAngel: (And goddamnit, I WILL run a campaign on that very subject if someone she loves turns up dead.)
Lithaladhwen: (You should.)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (I'm going to.)
Lithaladhwen: (Well, get on it, then. What's keeping you?)
Lithaladhwen: (Do you want to find the bucket or don't you?)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (Nobodies died yet.)
Besyanteo: (Neb: ... I'd die to see tha-~ *THUD*)
T3chn0Namagomi: *Those who have seen Zeiren over the past two days would have noted that he was particularly quiet and reclusive, amongst other things.*
PapatymisonN: *tugs at the uncomfortable uniform, but knows he'd not be charged with wearing the monkey suit if it weren't for a good reason*
CGNakibe: *Serran, for once, comes to a meeting looking damn RESPECTABLE*
PapatymisonN: *... even ditched the musk for this...*
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Comes in in uniform!*
T3chn0Namagomi: *Zeiren's dressed. No change to the hair, though*
Besyanteo: *He feels weird without his bandana,*
TheWaiChibiAngel: *..Of note, she's taken a shape close to Helena. Like..Pallette swap.*
OMG Priam: *She doesn't have much in the way of looks to work with, but she is definitely clean and proper.*
Besyanteo: *but here's there, he's dressed up nice, and his bald head shines slightly.*
CGNakibe: (Zeiren: *hangs a "New Car Smell" air freshener on Oxblood*)
PapatymisonN: (*Zeiren later finds it in his ass*)
Arch mage144: *CO Herzog is present for the occasion...*
T3chn0Namagomi: ...-.-
Besyanteo: (Tell me Oxblood bathed for the occasion.)
Arch mage144: Herzog: Well, Delta Unit.
OMG Priam: (At which point it is the Old Car Smell freshener)
T3chn0Namagomi: (He did, yes)
PapatymisonN: (*points up!*)
Lithaladhwen: (He said so explicitly!)
Arch mage144: Herzog: I think it would not be a miss to suggest that you saved Igala.
Besyanteo: (Ah, I see it now.)
Arch mage144: Herzog: Anyone want to correct me?
Lithaladhwen: (Non-stinky man.)
TheWaiChibiAngel: I broke somebody's space toy.
PapatymisonN: ... no thanks.
PapatymisonN: Sir.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...And one other...
OMG Priam: *standing silently at attention*
Besyanteo: *ditto*
Arch mage144: Herzog: ...the brass is incredibly upset at what you had to do to their little investment, Tareen. *smirk*
T3chn0Namagomi: *attention is at boots!*
Arch mage144: Herzog: I, however, am not. Budgets be damned.
Arch mage144: *The commanding officer walks over to Serran, he being first in line*
CGNakibe: Sir. *at attention.*
Arch mage144: H: Serran. For excellent use of tactical knowledge, information analysis, and computer expertise, as well as impeccable stealth infiltration...I award you the rank of Machinist Lieutenant.
CGNakibe: Thank you, sir. I hope to continue in this level.
CGNakibe: (Chewie: GRAAAAAR! ;_; )
Lithaladhwen: (Heee.)
Arch mage144: H: *moving down the line* Sigov. For supporting allies at all costs and willingness to risk your own to defend Igala, I am proud to award you the rank of Machinist Lieutenent as well.
Besyanteo: Thank you, sir.
Arch mage144: H: *another shift* Engineer Tareen, you have earned the dubious honor of being the first amorph under my command, and you have not disappointed me.
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Grins*
Besyanteo: *Can't help but grin as well*
Arch mage144: H: Your...enthusiasm...and your unique talents have served you well, and it is my pleasure to award you the rank of Chief Engineer.
Besyanteo: *moreso now*
CGNakibe: (Master Chief Tareen?)
TheWaiChibiAngel: Thanks!
Besyanteo: (XD)
Lithaladhwen: (Oh, yeesh.)
PapatymisonN: (WHEE! THE COVENANT ARE STUPID-HEADS! SMASH!)
TheWaiChibiAngel: I'm gonna make everyone call me Master Chief.
Besyanteo: (Tareen versus Floor would just be sad.)
CGNakibe: (WHEEE)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Yeah, she'd probably smash them with the guns and throw the swords at them)
Arch mage144: H: *step!* Ilya Duvall. A relatively new recruit to Delta Unit, you nevertheless showed dedication and organization as though you had been working with this batch since day one.
Besyanteo: (Flood*)
Besyanteo: (*will continue this later*)
T3chn0Namagomi: (I say Zeiren should be last. XP)
Arch mage144: H: I am deeply impressed by your demeanor and committment to no-nonsense behavior. For this, I am proud to award you the rank of First Class Machinist.
Lithaladhwen: (So he can use the interim time to be suitably emo?)
OMG Priam: Thank you, sir.
T3chn0Namagomi: (XP)
CGNakibe: (Maybe if he's that emo we can combine his DNA with that of grass)
Lithaladhwen: (So it will cut itself?)
Besyanteo: (>XP)
CGNakibe: (Damn right)
T3chn0Namagomi: (...that was bad.)
Arch mage144: H: *step!* Makura Kuragari. Despite some initial concern, you proved to be loyal to the end, even when your entire family was willing to betray Igala. In the end, you were an excellent spy and source of information.
Arch mage144: H: As such, I award you the rank of Tek Lieutenant.
Arch mage144: Makura: *salutes* I will not make you regret my promotion.
PapatymisonN: IM: I already do. 9.9
Arch mage144: H: *step* Zeiren. You are a highly-skilled pilot and work quite efficiently with your armor. Despite your past difficulty in working with some of your teammates, you have shaped up to be an excellent soldier.
T3chn0Namagomi: *eyes on boots, it seems*
CGNakibe: (Makura: I suppose you all have proved yourselves.... reasonably competent. e.e)
Arch mage144: H: We all mourn the loss of our comrades from time to time. But today, you should take pride in your accomplishments. Their sacrifices have not been in vain.
Arch mage144: H: Today, I award you the rank of Tek Lieutenant.
T3chn0Namagomi: *looks up, although he still looks rather "out of it"*
Arch mage144: H: *step* Oxblood. Your bravery and dedication to the mission have been unmatched from the beginning. Keep that temper in line as you rise through the ranks, and you are certain to go far in life.
Besyanteo: IM: Luck is certainly on your side.
Arch mage144: H: Never lose your resolve. It will suit you well. I am proud to award you the rank of Machinist Lieutenant.
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: ...she wasn't sacrificed. Not on the battlefield...
PapatymisonN: *nods* Thank you sir. *salutes!*
Arch mage144: H: And, finally, Cecil Elmine. Your contributions are completely unique. As the team's field medic, you have not strayed in your responsibilities for even an instant. Your composure has been unwavering.
PapatymisonN: IM: C'mon! Make him a general! ^_^
Lithaladhwen: (General Elmine. Heh.)
Lithaladhwen: (Cripes.)
Besyanteo: (Cecil: ... *faints* x.x)
Lithaladhwen: (Cecil: *shoots up to relieve the stress of his promotion*)
Besyanteo: (XD)
Arch mage144: H: "First, do no harm." You have done no harm. And you have been a natural peacemaker from day one. I am proud to award you the rank of Medical Officer, First Class.
Arch mage144: Cecil: *looks like he's going to pass out from the shock as he salutes weakly*
Lithaladhwen: (He's so cute. Like a little druggie Hanatarou.)
Besyanteo: (Hamtaro!)
CGNakibe: (@.@)
OMG Priam: (HAMTARO ADUN, EXECUTOR)
Besyanteo: (Cecil is a net tunneler!)
Besyanteo: (XD)
Arch mage144: Herzog: *steps back, away from the group* The brass has decided that you should all go on paid leave for two months...in Argovia.
PapatymisonN: (No no. HANAtarou.)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (Priam, if I were less lazy, I'd punch you :-( )
Besyanteo: ......
PapatymisonN: o.o SWEET!
Arch mage144: Herzog: They want you to take a vacation.
PapatymisonN: ... sir. <.<
Besyanteo: IM: Nude beaches. o_o
OMG Priam: (That arfenhouse reference would be worth the punching =( )
CGNakibe: With all due respect, sir?
T3chn0Namagomi: ...right...
CGNakibe: I think we need one.
Arch mage144: Herzog: I'm inclined to agree.
PapatymisonN: Any chance I can bring my girl along, sir?
TheWaiChibiAngel: Can I take mine IN SPAAAACE?
PapatymisonN: She's still back at Igala D...
Arch mage144: Herzog: ...I'll talk to the brass about it.
Lithaladhwen: (Hel: *laughs* So he does have a girl.)
PapatymisonN: ^_^ Thank you, sir.
CGNakibe: .... >.> *Tries NOT to stare at Tareen. Fails,b ut at least he tried, right*
PapatymisonN: (What? You thought the musk was for NOTHING?)
Arch mage144: Herzog: Er, well, Chief Engineer Tareen...
Besyanteo: (Don't get me on this debate.)
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Looks back* ...Spaaaaaace!
T3chn0Namagomi: (Musk is for sex, not for love. XP)
Arch mage144: Herzog: Space...er...
Besyanteo: (What Doug said.)
Besyanteo: (And really, that's when you're talking about animals.)
Arch mage144: Herzog: ...space has a terrible power, and we don't want our enlisted men and women spending too much time there.
Besyanteo: ......
Besyanteo: IM: He did NOT jsut say that.
PapatymisonN: (It must also have a terrible secret, too...)
CGNakibe: IM: .... okay, that's even WEIRDER.
TheWaiChibiAngel: ...Yeah, I know.
CGNakibe: IM: Its almost like he knows JUST how to handle her.
TheWaiChibiAngel: Terrible secret.
TheWaiChibiAngel: That's why I wanna go. mom told me.
TheWaiChibiAngel: She was from space, you know.
Arch mage144: Makura, IM: ...how does he do that with a straight face?
TheWaiChibiAngel: I mean...Spaaaaaace!
Lithaladhwen: (Man. The commanding officers are going to be so surprised when they finally die and see Hel there.)
Arch mage144: Herzog: Yes, well. Maybe you can go back someday.
Lithaladhwen: (She'll have some explaining to do.)
CGNakibe: Did the brass say anything about how urgent this vacation would be? Because I'm thinking pretty urgent. >.>
Arch mage144: Herzog: I'll talk to the brass.
Besyanteo: IM: Ishtar! Let us get through the damn ceremony.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...
T3chn0Namagomi: -.
T3chn0Namagomi: *-.-
PapatymisonN: (Also, ten bucks says that the MAC detachment in Argovia will need their help!)
Arch mage144: Herzog: *shrugs* They chartered a dropship to leave at 0800 tomorrow morning.
TheWaiChibiAngel: ..Then where're we going?
Arch mage144: Herzog: Seems urgent enough to me.
PapatymisonN: ^_^ Sweet!
PapatymisonN: ... sir.
Besyanteo: (Ah doubt it! Besides,)
Besyanteo: (That's a whole different government.)
OMG Priam: im: So. They CAN learn a little discipline.
T3chn0Namagomi: (That's for another GM to handle)
PapatymisonN: (... blow it up. o.o)
Arch mage144: Herzog: *grins a little* At ease. You're dismissed. Go enjoy the tropics or something while I sit here and fill out all the paperwork.
OMG Priam: Sir. *salutes*
OMG Priam: *exit*
PapatymisonN: Sir! *salutes, and exits*
Lithaladhwen: *somewhere else* IM: You and me both, man.
Lithaladhwen: </Helena>
TheWaiChibiAngel: ..Okay! But I can't swim.
PapatymisonN: *... and after a few feet* WOOOOO HOOOOOO!
CGNakibe: Yes sir.
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Salute* ...SPAAAAAACE!
Arch mage144: Cecil: *walks out into the hallway weakly* First Class Medical Officer!?
Arch mage144: Makura: ...doesn't that mean you get a staff?
PapatymisonN: LIEUTENANT OXBLOOD GNASHRAK! ^_^
Lithaladhwen: (People will answer to Cecil!)
T3chn0Namagomi: *after everyone else leaves* ...could I ask you something?
TheWaiChibiAngel: I had a staff once!
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Turns* FOURTY TWO!
Arch mage144: Cecil: *shaking his head* Not a wooden one, Tareen...
Besyanteo: *belatedly, heads out*
TheWaiChibiAngel: Oh.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...As a CO, you've been on the battlefield earlier in your career, right?
TheWaiChibiAngel: ..Do I get a staff now?
CGNakibe: *heads out as well*
Arch mage144: Herzog: Of course.
Arch mage144: Cecil: I think so. You can pull rank on any engineer lower than you. *blinks*
TheWaiChibiAngel: (Also, scratch that "Fourty two", misread.)
TheWaiChibiAngel: ...*Grrrriiins*
Lithaladhwen: (Tareen has authoritah.)
Lithaladhwen: (Brian.)
Lithaladhwen: (You gave her authoritah.)
T3chn0Namagomi: ...Have you lost someone you, well, cared about deeply, in the process of war?
Arch mage144: (I know.)
Arch mage144: Herzog: *nod* It happens...
Besyanteo: (Also; )
OMG Priam: (Is there a listing of ranks someplace?)
Arch mage144: Herzog: ...perhaps you should talk to your medic about losing people. *frowns a little* I'm still not sure he's...well.
Arch mage144: (I'll go over that in a sec.)
Besyanteo: (Tareen asking about a Staff shouldn't have made me think of the wooden kind first thing.)
OMG Priam: (K')
T3chn0Namagomi: ...I don't care if I was able to land the killing blow or not...I would've...I would do anything...just for...v_v
Besyanteo: (And so Zeiren became a lecehrous summoner.)
Arch mage144: Herzog: Zeiren. I hate to say it, but I'll tell you the same thing I told Cecil, and the same thing my commander told me.
Arch mage144: Herzog: It's going to happen, and you can't bring anyone back with tears. You're a soldier. Endure.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...right...
T3chn0Namagomi: *turns and walks out*
Arch mage144: Herzog: *salutes him as he leaves*
Arch mage144: Herzog, IM: The blood of my soldiers is on my hands, too Zeiren. Someday, if you take command, you'll have to deal with that, too.
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: This...this isn't fair...I don't care if I killed Izue. I don't care if I'm lieutenant...
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: Helena...why...
TheWaiChibiAngel: ..Man.
TheWaiChibiAngel: We're going to the beach?
Arch mage144: Cecil: That's right.
Besyanteo: To the beach. Speaking of which...
Besyanteo: I've got things to pack.
TheWaiChibiAngel: ..Crap.
Besyanteo: *heads for his personal quarters!*
TheWaiChibiAngel: I look awful in a bathing suit.
T3chn0Namagomi: *walks into the room where everyone else is, or somesuch*
Besyanteo: *half stumbles*
Besyanteo: ...
PapatymisonN: Hey Zeiren.
Besyanteo: >_>
T3chn0Namagomi: ...
T3chn0Namagomi: 'lo.
Besyanteo: ... YOU ARE your bathing suit. o_ó
PapatymisonN: Doing OK?
Besyanteo: <_<
TheWaiChibiAngel: ..Oh yeah.
TheWaiChibiAngel: I forgot.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...Is it really your problem?
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Scrambles away*
TheWaiChibiAngel: SPAAAAAAAAAAAACE~
Arch mage144: Makura: *leaning against the wall* Some vacation. Drow hate sunlight. Does he think I'm going to go tan on the beach?
Lithaladhwen: (Shaddup, darky.)
Besyanteo: ... *chuckles*
Arch mage144: Cecil: Well, it's a nice gesture anyway, isn't it?
Besyanteo: You know,
PapatymisonN: (... uh...)
Besyanteo: I hear they have some amazing volcanic caves there.
Arch mage144: Makura: Sure, whatever.
Lithaladhwen: (*laugh* I had to. All that talk of golliwoggs earlier.)
PapatymisonN: (Ashley is Uncle Ruckus.)
Arch mage144: Makura: Yeah, I know. The Alahi live there, after all. Can't be too bad.
Arch mage144: Cecil: Exactly!
Besyanteo: *and, he heads off! For real this time!*
Arch mage144: Makura: I suppose I should go pack. *shrugs and walks down the hall*
PapatymisonN: Hell yeah. I gotta go call my girl, see if she can get here in time, or meet us there...
PapatymisonN: Later guys! See you on the BEACH! ^_^
T3chn0Namagomi: *sighs* It just...isn't fair...*heads to his room*
OMG Priam: *spending some time at the rifle range to unwind*
Arch mage144: Cecil: I'm sure the brass will let her come.
PapatymisonN: *heads off*
Arch mage144: Cecil: *goes his own way as well...*
Arch mage144: *...and with that, Delta Unit prepares for some well-deserved R&R...*
OMG Priam: </Ilya>
Arch mage144: *...having saved Igala from yet another huge fucking mess.*
Arch mage144: </RP>
PapatymisonN: </Oxblood>
Lithaladhwen: *font*
PapatymisonN: Woo!
T3chn0Namagomi: *...which is still being cleaned up from the city...*
Lithaladhwen: Damn. That was awesome.
T3chn0Namagomi: </Zeiren>
T3chn0Namagomi: ...I'm shocked and amazed at my luck.
Arch mage144: OK, you all get 5 CP in the event that there're future MAC GURPS games and you want to use the same characters.
Arch mage144: Also, you get 1 level of Military Rank for free.
T3chn0Namagomi: Counts to raise them to Lieutenant?
Arch mage144: That's your level of rank. You don't have to pay for it.
TheWaiChibiAngel: </SQUISHY>
CGNakibe: *plays SRW Level Up Music, since its pretty much expected*
Arch mage144: The list of ranks I'm going to go ahead and use is the one in Cha's thread.
Arch mage144: http://forums.rpgww.org/viewtopic.php?t=2420
T3chn0Namagomi: *Doo do-do-do-do-do, do-do-do-do-dooooo!
Arch mage144: So you can pull rank on privates and you have a little more say in what goes on, but you're not really officers.
T3chn0Namagomi: Oh yes, and I have to talk to you later about stuff for the compendium
Arch mage144: OK.
T3chn0Namagomi: Obviously not now.
Arch mage144: It is 4-fucking-30 and I am exhausted and this RP is finally over.
T3chn0Namagomi: Yeah
PapatymisonN: Yes it is.
Lithaladhwen: Thanks fo GMing, Brian.
Lithaladhwen: It was awesome.
PapatymisonN: Q'APLA! ^_^
TheWaiChibiAngel: *It was awesome, though. :-(*
T3chn0Namagomi: Someone have a log?
Lithaladhwen: Nama: I do, of course.
T3chn0Namagomi: Sorry for the dice-bitching
T3chn0Namagomi: :-(
Lithaladhwen: That's okay. Bless works indefinitely until activated.
Lithaladhwen: Someday he just.... won't get hit by a car and die.
Besyanteo: HA
Lithaladhwen: And it'll have been Helena.
Arch mage144: Also, no problem, I had fun running the campaign.
Arch mage144: I'm glad people enjoyed it, because I honestly feel I was kind of sloppy about it.
Arch mage144: But it seems to have worked out.
PapatymisonN: You did a great job, man.
PapatymisonN: Really.
Lithaladhwen: I feel as good having finished this as I did after Dark Obsessions.
Lithaladhwen: You done good, kid.
T3chn0Namagomi: Eh. I could've sworn that sonic cannons fell under the "energy weapon" group. XP
PapatymisonN: Hells yeah.
PapatymisonN: ... now... BED.
Arch mage144: It wasn't a sonic cannon.
Arch mage144: It was a ridiculously amplified spell.
T3chn0Namagomi: Blarg...
CGNakibe: THIS IS AI's WORLD.
Arch mage144: Also, you could theoretically have worn down the main body of that thing.
Arch mage144: It had over 30,000 HP, but you could've done it.
T3chn0Namagomi: XP
Lithaladhwen: Aie.
T3chn0Namagomi: 30,000+? No thanks. XD
CGNakibe: That's AI all over, Doug.
CGNakibe: 400k HP.
T3chn0Namagomi: And yeah.
Lithaladhwen: Shaun: What the hell are you talking about?
Arch mage144: And it's funny you mentioned Akira.
T3chn0Namagomi: AI1: 400,000 SRW HP, and it regenerates every round.
Arch mage144: Because I originally got the idea to run a MAC game after watching Akira.
CGNakibe: AI1
TheWaiChibiAngel: *I'm kind of sad that it's over now. :-(*
CGNakibe: Crazy Super Robot Wars final boss mecha.
Besyanteo: Bwee
Arch mage144: And I wanted to do something with bio-engineered freak monster robot things.
CGNakibe: You can GUESS which one is AI1.
PapatymisonN: *was always thinking Golden Ashigijozi Jizou, or whatever Kurotsuchi's bankai's named*
CGNakibe: And what Doug said earlier about "THIS IS AI1'S WORLD" is her death speech.
Arch mage144: Also a very small influence.
Arch mage144: And yet another.;
T3chn0Namagomi: Funny thing is...were this any other campaign...
CGNakibe: And Brian?
T3chn0Namagomi: Those shields on the Scelestus/Exsilium would've probably been a HELL of a lot more useful
Lithaladhwen: Shaun, why did you link this?
CGNakibe: The first thing I thought when you described Izue's ubermecha?
Lithaladhwen: What the hell is this?
CGNakibe: Crazy Super Robot Wars insanity.
Lithaladhwen: I see!
CGNakibe: Its just the look of the boss mecha in question that I was referencing.
CGNakibe: Since AI1 is... well, nuts.
CGNakibe: And notice that HE started this attack string.
CGNakibe: Yet she has the SRW version of Hamedo.
Lithaladhwen: Man. Eleven sessions.
CGNakibe: She attacked first.
T3chn0Namagomi: Yep
CGNakibe: So that's HER music playing.
PapatymisonN: I know... endurance, yo.
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Seems short.*
TheWaiChibiAngel: *But then again, I did End of the Fucking Chaos.*
CGNakibe: Yeah, it does seem short.
T3chn0Namagomi: Felt short
TheWaiChibiAngel: \*Which was more like "Ends Whenever I Goddamn Feel LIke It."*
Lithaladhwen: It did. Because it didn't waste our time.
CGNakibe: What's that? End that never really ends?
CGNakibe: Hah.
Lithaladhwen: Things continued happening as we went.
Besyanteo: nonono:
PapatymisonN: ... anyways. My eyeballs hurt.
Besyanteo: Neverending Arpee~
PapatymisonN: Really going to bed this time, I swear.
Lithaladhwen: Yeah, it's a little late here, too.
Besyanteo: ah ah ahhh ah ah ahhh ah ah ahhhh~
Lithaladhwen: See you tomorrow, Charles.
CGNakibe: Only a little?
T3chn0Namagomi: Also, the whole Zeiren/Helena thing, at the end? Reminded me of the Lunar:Eternal Blue ending. Minus Epilogue.
Lithaladhwen: Then Shaun and I get to have a go.
PapatymisonN: Night, kids! Eat your beans!
CGNakibe: Considering that its 4 AM here...
PapatymisonN: ... that we do. Till then!
Lithaladhwen: Nama: Totally over my head.
CGNakibe: I'LL SWALLOW YOUR SOULS!
PapatymisonN has left the room.
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Shit. It's almost 5 here.*
Besyanteo: Ditto
Lithaladhwen: 4:39.
T3chn0Namagomi: 4:39
OMG Priam: 4:39
Lithaladhwen: 4:40
OMG Priam: What were we talking about?
Besyanteo: 3:37
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Did I meniton almost five?*
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Becuase I swear I said almost. :-(*
CGNakibe: How its fucking late and we need to SLEEP.
Lithaladhwen: Indeed.
Lithaladhwen: So we're talking about how late it is instead of sleeping.
T3chn0Namagomi: And...yeah. Once Kai gets her MAC plot deal finalized or something...I get to combat-GM for it
Lithaladhwen: Maybe in a bit once I come down off of my Vessels of Souls high.
CGNakibe: You're right, Ashley, this IS an unproductive line of thought.
Arch mage144: ...did I really do 11 sessions?
Arch mage144: It felt like more, somehow.
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Shit, if there's another MAC, I demand more Tareen :-(*
CGNakibe: Just 11.
Arch mage144: Actually
Besyanteo: Like I mentioned in IM:
Arch mage144: I just have no idea how to judge what I did or didn't do at this point. XD
Besyanteo: I hope to do MAC at some point. After I clear my plate a little.
Besyanteo: ... ok, alot.
Arch mage144: Heh.
Arch mage144: I'm hoping to get things going with a local group.
TheWaiChibiAngel: *You know what that means :D*
Arch mage144: My face hurts.
Besyanteo: finish my DnD game, the offworld Game, Baron, and either work Aowrn or drop it?
Arch mage144: Also, just to rub it in Nama's face
Arch mage144: AWAAHAAHAHA
Arch mage144: NO ONE DIED
T3chn0Namagomi: Amazingly.
Lithaladhwen: *laugh*
Lithaladhwen: No one that didn't want to die.
CGNakibe: Already signed up with local group. Just need for them to coordinate who the hell is GMing.
T3chn0Namagomi: Good deal of luck involved there
Arch mage144: We actually have the hard part done.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...I don't regret the flight, though.
Lithaladhwen: Wiki summary for this will come eventually.
Arch mage144: The GM found us.
CGNakibe: Hah. Awesome.
Lithaladhwen: Hopefully before next week.
T3chn0Namagomi: I REALLY don't regret the flight
Arch mage144: We just need another player, I think...
CGNakibe: Whereas I spent most of Friday meeting My potential GM.
CGNakibe: Need to meet the rest of the group.
Besyanteo: Blaaaah.
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Goddamnit Bes*
Arch mage144: I spent some time yesterday/today meeting him and putting together some character stuff.
T3chn0Namagomi: That flight was the WIN. XP
OMG Priam: Redford: Like Hell I wanted to die. ò_ó
Arch mage144: Which is still not quite done.
Besyanteo: XD
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Hurry up with the thing I get to use <Spoiler> with, so I'll get off my sheet and make an ass.*
TheWaiChibiAngel: *..Get off my ass and make a sheet.*
Arch mage144: .......
Arch mage144: Wow
CGNakibe: No no, you had it right at first.
T3chn0Namagomi: That deserves a quoting
Besyanteo: Chris: There is so much love flowing from me right now. XD
Arch mage144: Oh, I'm quoting it.
Besyanteo: However:
CGNakibe: Also... thing?
Besyanteo: Baron and DnD have to come before the RP <spoiler> will be in,
Besyanteo: or that RP will NOT make sense.
TheWaiChibiAngel: *:-(*
CGNakibe: Ah.
CGNakibe: Ooooh? >.>
CGNakibe: KILLER RATS FROM SPACE.
Lithaladhwen: Rodents of Unusual Origin?
Arch mage144: Shaun: You will likely approve. I'm planning to play a duskblade.
Lithaladhwen: I don't believe they exist.
CGNakibe: I always like magic + Melee
T3chn0Namagomi: DASUKUBUREEDO!
CGNakibe: Although Ashley says she's playing Joss.
CGNakibe: Which is full of win.
Besyanteo: =D!
T3chn0Namagomi: Duskblade is VERY kickass. I can attest.
Besyanteo: Aren't you a duskblade in my RP? =D
T3chn0Namagomi: Yes
Besyanteo: Hee.
T3chn0Namagomi: Er, not in yours
T3chn0Namagomi: I was in Shaun's
Besyanteo: Ah.
CGNakibe: In the random one, yeah.
Arch mage144: Yeah, I'm playing a guy who is basically the functional equivalent of a paladin for this order of knowledge-whores.
T3chn0Namagomi: Warblade in yours
CGNakibe: In yours he's a crazy warblade.
OMG Priam has left the room.
Besyanteo: *nod*
Arch mage144: Worshippers of the god of knowledge and secrets. They have a huge-ass library and are dedicated to the archiving and recording of every bit of information ever.
Besyanteo: Wen eed to start that soon. I've got some NPCs now, finally, but I keep forgetting to poke everyone to see where their sheets are.
Besyanteo: I recall Idran had no equipment,
T3chn0Namagomi: Still feel awkward on backgroundish stuff. Have a hard time making it feel like anything special
Besyanteo: Dycedarg needed an entire sheet, because he's 3e dum
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Paladins are more and more fun.*
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Doubly so when you use them as villians.*
Arch mage144: He's a warrior-scholar who's travelling to this huge city to play anthropologist/sociologist/archeologist.
T3chn0Namagomi: Miko? XP
Besyanteo: Doug: You're character is military in a fledgling empire.
Lithaladhwen: Joss is just going to be Joss. You all know the drill.
Besyanteo: In the world's start of it's age of wonders, no less.
Arch mage144: Wait, you got Pervy to play 3e D&D?
Besyanteo: I did.
Besyanteo: =D
Besyanteo: So did Jak ,actually.
T3chn0Namagomi: +1.
Arch mage144: How'd you do that without drowning in spittle when he frothed at the mouth?
CGNakibe: Warcraft RP did it first, technically.
Besyanteo: I gave him sufficient story reason to do so.
Arch mage144: Yeah, I realize Jak managed it first.
Besyanteo: Basically:
Besyanteo: His character Tristan Laevenes is on another world right now, and he's persuing his sort of... shadowy,
Besyanteo: convoluted history that Pervy made up. I catered to that, and he eats out of my hand.
Arch mage144: Well, I knew it was theoretically possible.
T3chn0Namagomi: I need to go to bed...I have a headache now for some reason
Besyanteo: He's really not hard to deal with, but I'm glad he won't be joining us when we got back to PhilSys.
Arch mage144: Though at this point I can't imagine wanting to attract him as an RPer, so I wouldn't take the same actions in your stead.
Arch mage144: Oh?
Arch mage144: 'kay. Later, Nama.
Besyanteo: I don't dislike Pervy, in large... but Tristan irks me terribly.
Arch mage144: Ah, I see.
CGNakibe: Tristan last I checked was busy going nuts and making the rest of the party wonder what the hell was wrong.
Besyanteo: His story, the way he acts, the way how he acts changes so dramatically based on the presence of shadow energy...
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Damnit, bes.*
Besyanteo: DAmmit, Shini.
TheWaiChibiAngel: *You know you want to see <Spoiler> throw him across the country.
TheWaiChibiAngel: *She's based off Tyrael, after all. She has to throw some bitches.*
Besyanteo: I'm not going to convince him to be ion my board RP.
TheWaiChibiAngel: *What if I can? :-(*
Besyanteo: Then I'll gut you
Lithaladhwen: ....
Arch mage144: XD
CGNakibe: So much violence.
Arch mage144: Excellent solution.
Lithaladhwen: Goodness.
Besyanteo: I love you man,
Besyanteo: but some things HAVE to be done.
CGNakibe: I don't really have to say anything.
Arch mage144: I, on the other hand, have to get some SLEEP
TheWaiChibiAngel: *But..*
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Tristan.*
Besyanteo: >:
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Getting thrown.*
TheWaiChibiAngel: *By <Spoiler>*
Besyanteo: No no no, see, there is a good reason to not do this.
TheWaiChibiAngel: *With her trademark Holier than Thou because it's True rant!*
Besyanteo: I've invited Myrnal to be there.
Arch mage144: Shini should abandon those silly asterisks. D:
TheWaiChibiAngel: *They're actually habit now.*
Lithaladhwen: *Pact.*
TheWaiChibiAngel: *If I'm not in an MMO I don't even realize I'm doing it.*
T3chn0Namagomi has left the room.
Arch mage144: I assumed that they eventually would become habit, yes.
Arch mage144: Yes, but there is always the question of motivation.
Lithaladhwen: Anyway. Um. I don't know if I have a comment on the board RP thing.
Besyanteo: So yeah. I trust Ashley to be mature enough to handle Pervy.
Lithaladhwen: *headscratch*
Besyanteo: Pervy, on the other hand, is practically violent about being involved with her.
Besyanteo: Because he's retarded.
TheWaiChibiAngel: *True enough.*
Lithaladhwen: It, uh... it would seem that way.
Arch mage144: PEE BREAK
Besyanteo: So if you convince him to get involved,
Lithaladhwen: BREAK PEE
Besyanteo: I will HURT you.
Lithaladhwen: *sweatdrop*
Besyanteo: <spoiler> will not throw Tristan.
Besyanteo: :-(
Besyanteo: ... on this occasion.
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Promise me she can throw someone? :-(*
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Like she threw Enlil?*
Besyanteo: Sure, why not?
Lithaladhwen: Heh.
TheWaiChibiAngel: *That was fucking beautiful.*
Lithaladhwen: I have good vibes already.
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Most satisfying throw of a PC ever.*
Besyanteo: I'll see if I can get Jamos to go along.
Besyanteo: Kamos* too.
TheWaiChibiAngel: *"Lady, get the hell out of my face. :Ker-ORBIT:"*
Lithaladhwen: Nice.
Besyanteo: Enlil needed several of those, yes.
Besyanteo: Anyway.
Besyanteo: ... 5 minutes to 5.
Lithaladhwen: Well, Bes.
Lithaladhwen: I appreciate that you want me to be in your RP, and that you're willing to make cast adjustments as a result.
Lithaladhwen: So I'll be sure to be available.
Lithaladhwen: *salute* Won't let ya down.
Besyanteo: I wouldn't call it a true cast adjustment. But sure. :o
Besyanteo: ... also, I'm going to love dearly having Nessan and Aramis try to communicate with people. =D
Lithaladhwen: Aramis was the coolest musketeer.
CGNakibe: Damn. I'm gonna have to make something up.
CGNakibe: I mean, if Common -> Dudbear...
Besyanteo: Hee. I'm so glad I suggested that to Shaun way back when.
CGNakibe: Redwall Common -> ???
Lithaladhwen: Oh, jeez.
Besyanteo: Hm!
Lithaladhwen: This is going to be batshit insane, isn't it?
Besyanteo: More than a little.
Lithaladhwen: Jolly good. And with that. Good night, sir knights.
Besyanteo: To give you an idea:
CGNakibe: In a word? YES.
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Good night :-(*
Besyanteo: I'm using Arcana Evolved for the magi system for that world,
Lithaladhwen: Good for you.
Besyanteo: while Gaerans use Greyhawk style.
Lithaladhwen: You should.
Lithaladhwen: Anyway. Sleeeeeeeep.
Lithaladhwen: I SLEEP NOW
Besyanteo: I'm going to laugh terribly the first time Nessan sues a truename spell.
Besyanteo: uses*
Besyanteo: night folks
CGNakibe: Night.
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