You have just entered room "weirdalishilarious."
J4deninj44 has entered the room.
PapatymisonN has entered the room.
J4deninj44: Delicious.
PapatymisonN: Like pecan clusters?
J4deninj44: Exactly.
T3chn0Namagomi has entered the room.
J4deninj44: I wonder if Kate would join...
NebbieQ has entered the room.
J4deninj44: Has she RPed lately?
Besyanteo has entered the room.
Lithaladhwen: Well. Let's see who's in.
NebbieQ: I'm gonna lurk for a bit before hopping in. I've been sick today, and while I'm feeling better now, I'm still a bit out of it.
Besyanteo: Getting a blanket. Then up for RP. Totally!
Justice Augustus has entered the room.
J4deninj44: *GLOMPS GUS*
Justice Augustus: IS GLOMPED
J4deninj44: Love me a Brit I do.
J4deninj44: Also: worchestershire is pronounce worschester, yes?
Justice Augustus: crikey guvnor she's after me crumpets
Lithaladhwen: Worchster.
J4deninj44: Then....
Justice Augustus: worchestershire, pronounciation: war-chest-er-sho-me-knickers
Lithaladhwen: You have too many vowels.
J4deninj44: Do the Hobbitts live in the .........
PapatymisonN: Shistishistishistishire!
T3chn0Namagomi: HOLY CRAP IT'S GUS.
Justice Augustus: I know a town, which is called Worburymungtonshireville
J4deninj44: ....
Justice Augustus: the way to pronounce it? "Wol'sey"
Lithaladhwen: Heeeeee.
J4deninj44: ....................................................
Justice Augustus: I have no idea why
J4deninj44: I want to live there.
T3chn0Namagomi: Heh
T3chn0Namagomi: Just to say you do?
J4deninj44: Yes.
Besyanteo: amanda wants those sticker address things for snail mail envelopes.
J4deninj44: I want bragging rights.
Lithaladhwen: Before we start....
BrainWalkr has entered the room.
Besyanteo: BW!
Lithaladhwen: Me and JTT.
PapatymisonN: ... WOW.
J4deninj44: Shiver me timbers, brian.
Besyanteo: Saw it
T3chn0Namagomi: Woah. BW.
BrainWalkr: See, Ashley knows how it's done. You ask enough and it just might happen.
Lithaladhwen: ^_^
Justice Augustus: http://llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.com/
Justice Augustus: eat that
J4deninj44 has left the room.
Lithaladhwen: Jeezum crow.
Lithaladhwen: I hate Welsh.
J4deninj44 has entered the room.
Lithaladhwen: My anth advisor is Welsh.
BrainWalkr: Fucking Wales.
Lithaladhwen: She says "et" instead of "ate."
Justice Augustus: is she the only gay in the village?
PapatymisonN: My mom does that too. Weirdest thing ever.
Lithaladhwen: I think it was the original way of expressing it, actually.
PapatymisonN: Gus: Not even the only gay in the village is the only gay in the village.
Lithaladhwen: Yeah. Somebody had to "recruit" them.
BrainWalkr: I'll bet money that I'd get like, 90% Heavy D on that thing.
Lithaladhwen: Because you know how Teh Gheys are about recruiting.
Besyanteo: ...
BrainWalkr: But only because someone's actually made that mistake before.
Besyanteo: Must... not.. rape BW...
Lithaladhwen: Hee.
BrainWalkr: *Bes is trampled by a giant angry bboar*
Lithaladhwen: What?
Besyanteo: x,x
Lithaladhwen: Why?
Lithaladhwen: How come there's a boar?
BrainWalkr: Because I just beat Twilight Princess, obviously.
PapatymisonN: Isn't that supposed to be bear?
Besyanteo: Not one of Those bears I hope.
Justice Augustus: a passing bear?
BrainWalkr: They don't have any bears in hyrule. What are you thinking?
Besyanteo: AUUUUUUUUGH
Besyanteo: *anallly violated by bears*
BrainWalkr: *Hyrule
Besyanteo: *fails to defeat them with tazers*
NebbieQ: Hmn!
NebbieQ: Who's in for RPing? :O
BrainWalkr: That's pretty unusual bear behavior
T3chn0Namagomi: I might be!
J4deninj44: *raises hand*
J4deninj44: I kinda have a....THING...in mind.
PapatymisonN: *raises hand!*
BrainWalkr: I have no idea what's going on!
J4deninj44: *lightening and thunder*
Lithaladhwen: A thing?!
NebbieQ: A thing?
Lithaladhwen: I am!
PapatymisonN: What gen is this thing in? 1st?
J4deninj44: No. A THING! *lightening and thunder*
Lithaladhwen: I must play Shakti. It is imperative.
J4deninj44: 1st.
PapatymisonN: *electrified!* >o.o<
Besyanteo: Hmmm!
Besyanteo: First Gen...
J4deninj44: o_o'
Besyanteo: MANDA
Besyanteo: Give me a teaser for this...
Besyanteo: THING! *special effects.*
T3chn0Namagomi: Am I to play Kamos for this?
J4deninj44: Hmmm...*ponder*
Justice Augustus: I move to a RP realm on WoW....does that count?
BrainWalkr: Only barely.
PapatymisonN: *electrified again!* >>o_.<<
NebbieQ: Hmn! What about that guard character of yours, Doug? I haven't seen him since the King's birthday.
J4deninj44: This can go one of two ways. So we'll do choose your adventure.
Justice Augustus: mostly though I just make fun of people's flagRSP accounts
Lithaladhwen: ...
T3chn0Namagomi: Hey, Gus. You have a third question for you on the Hot Seat.
BrainWalkr: The left door! THE LEFT, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Justice Augustus: oooh
Besyanteo: ... Well.
Besyanteo: I vote we turn to page 5. <_<
Justice Augustus: almost forgot about that
Lithaladhwen: Anyway.
BrainWalkr: The hot seat thread is still alive?
Besyanteo: Sorta!
Lithaladhwen: Amanda? Set us up or give us choices, mum?
Besyanteo: And... Damn. Which one to use.
T3chn0Namagomi: It's being defibrillated.
BrainWalkr: I should look in on that now that I'm not quite as emo as I was for a while there.
Lithaladhwen: Defibrillated like YOUR FACE.
BrainWalkr: Oh, snap
T3chn0Namagomi: Defibrillated like YOUR MOM
PapatymisonN: Should I go with the obvious choice?
Lithaladhwen: Defibrillated like YOUR MOM'S FACE.
Lithaladhwen: Charles: If'n you like.
Besyanteo: Eh. I'll use Maxwell. >.> He needs to meet people.
J4deninj44: Easy: You character is in Doma Capitals merchant sector. What's that in the sky? Gunfire?
T3chn0Namagomi: Defibrillated like YOUR FACE'S MOM!
BrainWalkr: So, refresh my memory... first gen is what, again? Is that the "prequel" stuff or the "current" stuff?
Lithaladhwen: :O
T3chn0Namagomi: Current.
BrainWalkr: Thought so
Lithaladhwen: First. Normal gen.
Lithaladhwen: No extended timelines.
Besyanteo: ... Wait wait.
PapatymisonN: 2nd gen: 20 years from now.
Besyanteo: So,
BrainWalkr: Well, chronologically, firsrt would be... like... you know, first. So I just had to clarify.
Besyanteo: We're at Market,
Besyanteo: and suddenly people are shooting?
PapatymisonN: Pastgen: 25 years in the past.
BrainWalkr: I mean, we can't have 0th gen.
Besyanteo: o.o
T3chn0Namagomi: MAC: A few millennia from now.
J4deninj44: Hard: You are a Lesser Chieftein of Alahana. What will you do about the Dillidan Imperial Army?
BrainWalkr: Oh, past gen. So that's what we call it.
Besyanteo: ...
Lithaladhwen: Nama: Actually, almost two.
PapatymisonN: *nod*
Lithaladhwen: Because Helena is 1770 years old.
Besyanteo: Maxwell: OH GOD, I'M A WOMAN! ... AGAIN!
T3chn0Namagomi: Okay, almost two. It's measurable in millennia. XP
Lithaladhwen: Anyway!
Lithaladhwen: <This character in this outfit.>
Lithaladhwen: (Perentheses.)
Besyanteo: (Also: MArket. =P )
NebbieQ: (Hmn...should I play Ms. Nueva, or NEW CHALLENGER?)
J4deninj44: (Choose youre adventure! Easy or Hard!)
PapatymisonN: <That character's older brother>
BrainWalkr: I'll make shit up like I always do!
Lithaladhwen: (Go BW!)
PapatymisonN: (I will roll for ease!)
PapatymisonN: (1 Easy 2 Hard!)
OnlineHost: PapatymisonN rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
T3chn0Namagomi: (I say 1 here. If only because I'm not much for making new characters on the fly)
BrainWalkr: (I think I have a different character for every RP I've actually been in. Or pretty close, at least.)
PapatymisonN: (... so wait. WHO'S the Alahanan chieftan? o.O)
Besyanteo: (... I need to go find that picture for Maxwell. He takes too long to describe for usch a simple outfit.)
J4deninj44: (You are.)
J4deninj44: (Lesser Chieftain. I'm big chief.)
PapatymisonN: (... oh. Yeah, maybe we should go with 1, then. <.<)
J4deninj44: (*thumps chest and grunts stereotypically*)
PapatymisonN: (*knows next to nothing about Alahana*)
J4deninj44: (Think A drow jamaica)
J4deninj44: (..................)
J4deninj44: (*thinks about this herself.*)
Lithaladhwen: (Well. I..I see.)
J4deninj44: (ANYWAY!!!)
BrainWalkr: (Heh. Drow Jamiacan. That's funny : P I can't imagine drow being that laid back.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Totally different type from the normal)
BrainWalkr: (Hurrah for playing against type! *thumbs up*)
J4deninj44: *The skies of Doma's winter are clear and the day is unseasonably warm in the 60's. An all time high, I'm sure...*
PapatymisonN: ('Ey mon! Howya be likin' dat spidah goddess Lolt', den, man?)
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: Ahh...nice and cool...
Besyanteo: (... Damn. I lost the picture.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Uh, about that...they don't worship that one)
Justice Augustus: done
J4deninj44: *Thanks to this and in preparation for the upcoming Yuletide, the Domanada Bazaar is buzzing like a hive shaken up.*
Justice Augustus: (whoops)
PapatymisonN: (You're forgiven.)
Justice Augustus: (normally RPs move to another chatroom....)
Lithaladhwen: (This is that chatroom.)
PapatymisonN: (... this IS the other chatroom.)
J4deninj44: (Alahanan drow: Ey, mon. I be goin' t' keel ya now. Don' take it personaal. *kills* Damn, I got blood on me threads!)
Justice Augustus: (...)
BrainWalkr: ( So like a WoW Troll, then.)
J4deninj44: (Wow, yeah.....)
Besyanteo: (Ha)
Besyanteo: (I'll have to tell Shaun about that)
Lithaladhwen: (Okay, you guys are slow!)
Lithaladhwen: *A tan-skinned woman with purple hair stands next to a stand of vegetables, leaning on a silver-topped black cane. She's shivering like 60 degrees is the coldest the universe has ever been.*
Lithaladhwen: <Shakti!>
Justice Augustus: (you mean like a jamacan accent?)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Yep)
J4deninj44: (I imagine that Everyone in Argovia has a carribbean accent of some kind. The Drow are Jamaican (me crazy))
Lithaladhwen: (Somebody else have a character.)
Lithaladhwen: (Go!)
Justice Augustus: (I just love how that's now the "WoW troll" accent...as if it's not a total rip off our caribbean cousins)
NebbieQ: (Ok!)
PapatymisonN: *her brother, a thinly built, blue haired gentleman in a red longcoat, stands behind her*
NebbieQ: (Ok, better!)
T3chn0Namagomi: *and Kamos, AKA "Captain Destruction," is just, well, wandering about, I guess.*
Besyanteo: *Biege, shaggy furred Garoujin is looking at liqour! He's eyeing them pretty critically, too. He wears a green shirt made of light material, plain looking pants and boots. He's got some spiffy blue tinted specs though*
BrainWalkr: ( Umm, it wasn't so much the accent as it was the personality )
J4deninj44: Street Hawker: BUNS! HOT BUNS! BIG BUNS! SMALL BUNS! STICKY BUNS!!!
Justice Augustus: (I would if I wasn't main healer of UBRS atm)
PapatymisonN: You got too used to your volcanic planet...
Besyanteo: *And he wears a pair of valthi pistols rather openly*
J4deninj44: Youth: I LIKE BIG BUNS!
Lithaladhwen: Fuck that. It was India. Place is crazy. The kameez is not really enough for this crap.
Lithaladhwen: But I refuse to wear anything else, because the clothes here suck.
J4deninj44: *the kids run off cackling, the baker chasing them off*
PapatymisonN: Oh, please. I'm sure we could find you something.
Besyanteo: IM: Kids.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...>_>;
PapatymisonN: *points* Look. That stand there. See the dress?
PapatymisonN: Does THAT suck?
Lithaladhwen: Yes.
PapatymisonN: Why?
Lithaladhwen: I'm very set in my ways. That's why.
T3chn0Namagomi: <_< IM: Hmm...so the weapons are spreading a bit more, I see. Interesting.
PapatymisonN: That's a dangerous mentality, and you know it...
NebbieQ: (Kamos: We've replaced the weaponry with Folgers Crystals, now lets see if they notice the difference.)
J4deninj44: *ZRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAMBOOOM!!!! A chunk of ship hits the dress store and it catches flame*
Besyanteo: (Ha. Kamos has seen him three times before, and heard his valthi accent once!)
Lithaladhwen: Yes. Because I'm clearly going to round up everyone who wears boring--
PapatymisonN: o.o
PapatymisonN: See?
T3chn0Namagomi: (Has he?)
PapatymisonN: *looks up!*
Lithaladhwen: ....
T3chn0Namagomi: (I don't remember. o.o;
Besyanteo: (yup)
Besyanteo: *he starts and looks over*
BrainWalkr: *hits the deck*
T3chn0Namagomi: *looks up* Huh. What the hell?
J4deninj44: *Three black airships surround a smoking ship ahead of them*
Lithaladhwen: ...Oh, no good.
Besyanteo: 9_9 ...
PapatymisonN: Ho. Ly. Shit. o.o
J4deninj44: *One of the black ships charges a read ball of flame, the other a cracking ball of lightening*
T3chn0Namagomi: Ooookay. That's new.
PapatymisonN: They're going to do that OVER THE DAMN CITY? e_O
BrainWalkr: < Playing, essentially, random soldier guy, off duty. Still apparently feels like wearing a breastplate and greaves, though. >
T3chn0Namagomi: First time I've seen airship magic wars.
Lithaladhwen: *mutters* Chipkali ke jhaat ke baal.
Lithaladhwen: What am I supposed to do about it?!
Lithaladhwen: Huh?
Besyanteo: ... Take cover before more pieces rain down?
PapatymisonN: ... Well, unless you can fly, the only thing I can think of is get out of the damn way, yes!
Besyanteo: *moves to take his own advice*
BrainWalkr: *crawls on his chest towards the nearest cover*
Lithaladhwen: (For the record, what she said means, "Lizard's cunt hairs." This episode brought to you by Hindi cursing.)
Besyanteo: (=D)
T3chn0Namagomi: <_< And what would I do if I were, say, capable of flying?
Lithaladhwen: *moves off out of the open with her trusty cane*
Lithaladhwen: Hey Captain.
T3chn0Namagomi: *to the guy talking*
J4deninj44: *SHOOMPF! FZZZAH! BOOM! CRACK-OW! But the lone ship puts up a haster barrier that mearly knocks them back and throws them askew. Jetsam falls to the ground. Peli tribe saris falls to the ground admist other bastet goods.
T3chn0Namagomi: Oi.
J4deninj44: *
PapatymisonN: ... more than I could.... Kamos
PapatymisonN: .
Lithaladhwen: Must... resist urge... to loot....
Lithaladhwen: >.o
PapatymisonN: *catches one* o.o
Besyanteo: *In a door frame!*
T3chn0Namagomi: Right. I'm checking this out...
Besyanteo: IM: They're going to be crushed.
PapatymisonN: OK, while we're running, is THIS crappy?
Lithaladhwen: I'm going with you. Hold up, I'm slow today. And no, Sal.
Lithaladhwen: Saris are good.
Besyanteo: ... What? How?
T3chn0Namagomi: *grasping his armlet, a red light shines from it...*
Lithaladhwen: I'm just not wearing one because they're too breezy when it's colder than a yak's asshole out.
Besyanteo: ...
J4deninj44: *Peli tribe statue of the goddess H'weh, a four armed sword and mace wielding goddess of doom...in 14 carat gold, glimmers at Shakti*
Besyanteo: IM: @$%@% MAgic.
Lithaladhwen: ....Kali-ji?
BrainWalkr: *takes note of the guy with the shiny thing (That would be Kamos)*
T3chn0Namagomi: *And, let's just say there's a lot of fancy transformation stuff that involves wings and tail and horns*
Lithaladhwen: Wow. Theory of parallelism strikes again.
NebbieQ: (He is the one named Sailor Moon~)
T3chn0Namagomi: (XD)
Lithaladhwen: *takes it and shoves it in her pack hurriedly*
J4deninj44: (XDXD)
PapatymisonN: I know. It's creepy, isn't it?
BrainWalkr: ... What?
Besyanteo: (I love that picturE)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Now we just need Tuxedo Deeum!)
PapatymisonN: They even have an Odin...
J4deninj44: (YES!)
Besyanteo: (... someone IM her.)
Lithaladhwen: (I did.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (XD)
Lithaladhwen: (She almost never responds to my invites.)
BrainWalkr: *shrugs* Can we please just have one nice, quiet day in this God-forsaken city?
J4deninj44: *A giant spider suddenly falls from one of the black ships, but hangs from a thread*
Besyanteo: (She lurks alot.)
T3chn0Namagomi: <_< You expected something different?
PapatymisonN: I don't think so, soldie- o.o
Besyanteo: .....
PapatymisonN: ... oh, HELL...
Lithaladhwen: Ah! What the fuck!
BrainWalkr: Good question.
Besyanteo: *Where is the spider going?!*
T3chn0Namagomi: Huuuge spider.
J4deninj44: *the two story spider is covered in jewels and gems, it is the Alahana "god" An'sir the Usurper*
T3chn0Namagomi: ...and...it's covered in treasure
PapatymisonN: ... the HELL is going on here?
Lithaladhwen: Well, go get it Captain. *shooing motions with her hands*
Besyanteo: ... I see they don't mind letting people know where they're from. o_o;
Lithaladhwen: I'm too crippled to loot the hangy shit.
BrainWalkr: I'm not sure if I should be surprised by this or not. *adjusts his military-issue reinforced leather cap*
J4deninj44: *it rears it front legs and a hundred thousand smaller spiders emerge and take hold of the lone ship*
J4deninj44: *for a few moments nothing happens...*
T3chn0Namagomi: Screw it, I'm going to see what the hell this fight's ab--
Lithaladhwen: ......
BrainWalkr: ....
T3chn0Namagomi: *decides to fly up into the air anyway*
Lithaladhwen: (Amanda, are we going to need sheets?)
Besyanteo: *Back into the doorway*
J4deninj44: (Not yet...)
Besyanteo: (Maxwell doesn't have a sheet. ._.)
BrainWalkr: < None of my characters ever have sheets! : D >
T3chn0Namagomi: (Kamos does!)
Lithaladhwen: (For those of you who don't have sheets.....)
Besyanteo: (PS NPC templates?)
Lithaladhwen: ( http://mysidia.org/rpgww/index.php?title=Philsys_NPCs )
Lithaladhwen: (Bes has the right of it.)
J4deninj44: *Kamos is about halfway up to the ship when... KRAKABOOMSHAKALAKA! The tiny spiders explode in a eight legged Jihad. The force of the blow sends Kamos back to the ground, through the roof of a Nekonian bath house, guys portion*
Lithaladhwen: (In a what?)
Lithaladhwen: (A Jihad?)
T3chn0Namagomi: @_@
BrainWalkr: ( That's nice, except my guy's a grappler )
J4deninj44: *Debris begins falling like rain, some flaming*
T3chn0Namagomi: AAAaaaaa~~~@_@
PapatymisonN: (*has visions of episode 9 of Fumoffu*)
Lithaladhwen: *stares up at the fire and zones out a little*
T3chn0Namagomi: *do the baths change at 10?*
J4deninj44: (Spider holy war?)
T3chn0Namagomi: *SPLASH!*
NebbieQ: (Nekojin: ...heeeey pretty lady.... Kamos: OH GOD)
Lithaladhwen: *voice goes all distant* Sal, I think I need to go...
J4deninj44: (I fight that daily here in KY.)
Lithaladhwen: (Hee.)
J4deninj44: (Spider: FILTHY HUMAN! Me:..........................................Yes'm Master.)
Besyanteo: ... *Decides the best course is straight home*
Lithaladhwen: (They struggle against the bipeds and their wicked ways.)
Besyanteo: (However!)
Besyanteo: (I do have a sheet for Spark. =D)
BrainWalkr: So much for that guy.
T3chn0Namagomi: *climbs out of the water, his wings completely SOAKED*
Lithaladhwen: *takes a couple steps backward*
PapatymisonN: ... You want to run, alright. I'll cover your escape.
Besyanteo: *And... A Kitsunejin kids runs up! This is not overly convenient or contrived! Oh no!*
Lithaladhwen: I don't... think...um.
Lithaladhwen: I'm gonna check on D. *nodnod*
PapatymisonN: *looks at her* I understand. Now go!
Besyanteo: *In a squeeky voice* Omigosh what happened?!
Lithaladhwen: *heads over to see if Kamos is okay*
T3chn0Namagomi: *He's fine. A bit wet, a bit confused, but he's fine.*
J4deninj44: *It seems like the black ships should retreat but instead the drop lower to the city within, dismounting range. The street are a flurry of fear but the black ships let the white flag of peace hang hypocritcally from their masts*
BrainWalkr: ( Ther'es a "D" in "Kamos"?)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Captain Destruction)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Shakti's nickname for him)
Lithaladhwen: (Captain Destruction is Shakti's pet name for Kamos. Shortened to Cap'n or D.)
Lithaladhwen: (He wanted to blow up things in an archaeological site, and she got pissed.)
Lithaladhwen: D? You going to die or what?
T3chn0Namagomi: Uh, not really.
Lithaladhwen: Good. Keep up the good work, then.
Lithaladhwen: *glances back at the chaos* I disapprove of this.
Besyanteo: *stares at the ships from the middle of the street, jaw hanging down in obvious amazement*
BrainWalkr: ... that's one Hell of a way to extend an invitation for diplomacy.
T3chn0Namagomi: *climbing out, and leaving, leaving probably a few shocked or startled people there*
Lithaladhwen: I think we should blow them up.
Lithaladhwen: You in?
T3chn0Namagomi: Sounds like an entertaining prospect
BrainWalkr: (Yea, like Kamos needs motivation to blow shit up)
Besyanteo: (Ha ha ha. Spark's going to get pasted.)
Lithaladhwen: IM: They need to not set this place on fire. It's bad.
T3chn0Namagomi: *In fact, one little boy is crying about demons falling out of the sky!*
PapatymisonN: (FIRE... BAD!)
Lithaladhwen: (Chubby GOOD.)
J4deninj44: *There's a strange man stumbling away from a large piece of ship, holding his ribs. He looks battered, half-dead. He's a Peli tribe bastet, evident by the runes on his body. It's Blue, the Sky Captain.*
Lithaladhwen: Sal! Start blasting things! *salutes*
Besyanteo: *The boy rushes over* OMigosh mister!
J4deninj44: (I don't think anyone here knows Blue. Ara did though...)
Besyanteo: You're bleeding! Here, I can help!
PapatymisonN: ... really gotta twist my arm!
Lithaladhwen: (Well, there's a first time for everything.)
T3chn0Namagomi: *Doesn't know who this is, though*
PapatymisonN: *aims at a bunch of the little buggers, and fires off a Nova blast*
Besyanteo: (Manda: Equivalent of a Cure 1 spell on the Bastet.)
J4deninj44: Stay away, boy. You know ....*coughs* You know not what you get into...
T3chn0Namagomi: >_>; Oi! You seem like you're from the fight. What's going on here?
Besyanteo: *He doesn't listen, as a water drop starts to form over the Bastet.*
BrainWalkr: *scratches head* I dunno, this is pretty anticlimactic. I mean, I figured we'd be routing giant spiders through the streets of Doma under a hail of fire and lightning or something.
Besyanteo: *And drops onto him, spreading over his wounds, soothing them*
J4deninj44: *The holy light of life energ fills Blue, his minor wounds heal and his scabs disappear.*
Besyanteo: *He hops once, and poses, looking very pleased with himself!*
J4deninj44: *CLANK CLANK CLANK about thirty drow make their way around the debris and bazaar. One sees Blue and sounds the alarm.*
Besyanteo: ... Eep!
Lithaladhwen: Kid! *waves him over underhand-style* You and your friend come over here.
Besyanteo: *Grabs his hand* C'mon!
Besyanteo: *And so a 4 foot tall fox boy tries to lead the Bastet out of Harm's way!*
PapatymisonN: ... what the HELL is going on here? You blasted drow are OFFICIALLY DECLARING WAR right now, did you REALIZE that? e_e
Besyanteo: *This must look really silly...*
J4deninj44: *the child pulls but Blue stands firm* I cannot run, boy.... I'm tired of running.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...<_< Uh, they seem to just be coming in.
Besyanteo: ... But... They're the bad guys, right? o.o;
Lithaladhwen: *points at Blue* You piece of shit! Get over here now!
T3chn0Namagomi: >_> Oi! *to Blue* What's going on here?!
Besyanteo: So... we gotta protect you!
Besyanteo: C'mon!
Lithaladhwen: Just shut up and let us help!
BrainWalkr: *picks up Blue and unceremoniously slings him over his shoulder*
Besyanteo: eep! *releases!*
BrainWalkr: Quit your bitching. You'r in no shape to be contrary.
J4deninj44: *Clank* Yes, tell them Blue Seguiera....
Besyanteo: IM: Why do the big folks always get to do all the heroing?
Lithaladhwen: *goes out, leaning on her cane and looking real threatening, I'm sure...*
J4deninj44: STOP! Let me down. I'll not be your slave, Aurelis!
Lithaladhwen: Okay. Seriously. You are all fuckheads. Everyone here. Except the kid.
Besyanteo: ... *seems to cheer!*
Lithaladhwen: Stop being fuckheads. Quickly now.
BrainWalkr: That's fantastic. Now can we like, get going somewhere that isn't here?
Besyanteo: ... Ooh! Ooh! I know a place!
T3chn0Namagomi: ...
Besyanteo: Let's run from the bad men! *starts off, south!*
J4deninj44: *A middle aged drow with red hair and eyes over pitch skin looks at Shakti and turns to Blue and the soldier* HALT, Do-mon!
Besyanteo: *Stops after 15 feet to see if people are following*
BrainWalkr: Kid's got spunk.
PapatymisonN: No, YOU halt! *covers their escape*
Lithaladhwen: *shouts something in Hindi that's probably quite unladylike*
Besyanteo: ... *he bounces* C'mon! There's too many of them!
Lithaladhwen: *gestures with her cane that folks follow the kid*
PapatymisonN: You are intruding on sovereign soil, and as a soldier of this land, I must inform you...
T3chn0Namagomi: ...
Lithaladhwen: Oh, Sal. Shut up!
PapatymisonN: e_e Get out or die.
T3chn0Namagomi: Oh, please.
BrainWalkr: *follows fox-boy, for lack of a better plan, and gives him a nod*
J4deninj44: Dis man, 'ere is a criminaal!
Besyanteo: *Leads!*
Lithaladhwen: *points back at the accuser* And this person here is annoying. Therefore I don't care.
PapatymisonN: And your actions don't warrant a criminal offense?
Lithaladhwen: *shakes her head and sticks around until the others have gotten some distance covered*
J4deninj44: *clears his throat* This man forced us onto your land. We could not let him escape.
T3chn0Namagomi: <_< Stop with the guard bullshit. Seriously. These guys don't give a flying fuck.
J4deninj44: I shouldn't be running! I should be fighting!
PapatymisonN: ... HAVE YOU HEARD OF DIPLOMACY, IDIOT? e_e
Besyanteo: But they'd kill you!
J4deninj44: I will pay for any and all damage.
Besyanteo: With pointy things!
Lithaladhwen: My city is worth your life. Do I have to cane you?
T3chn0Namagomi: <_< Do they seem like the kinds who would care?
PapatymisonN: NOT THE POINT.
BrainWalkr: Kid's got a point.
Besyanteo: That hurts you know!
Lithaladhwen: *bangs the cane on the paved road*
T3chn0Namagomi: <_< There's no point in diplomacy if it's not going to WORK.
PapatymisonN: Extradition laws DO exist in this nation. The proper channels should have been respected!
Besyanteo: (...)
PapatymisonN: And SHUT UP, KAMOS. e_e
Besyanteo: (I think I pity the Alhana drow most right now.)
T3chn0Namagomi: Don't give me this "proper channels" bullshit.
Besyanteo: (They're losing their quarry to a fox boy, a guard,)
J4deninj44: ...*quirks brow*
Besyanteo: (And being made to listen to Kamos argue with a guard.)
Lithaladhwen: Everyone shut up!
Besyanteo: (ewr, another guard)
BrainWalkr: ( Heh )
Lithaladhwen: Sal, shut up about the guard! Kamos, stop agitating my brother when he's being stupid!
PapatymisonN: ... Go ahead, sister.
Lithaladhwen: You damn drow, no blowing up my city!
Besyanteo: (XD)
Lithaladhwen: Explain yourself or we won't arrest you.
Lithaladhwen: This city is full of mercs and we will kill you.
BrainWalkr: ( I like that logic )
Lithaladhwen: You have six seconds. Because I said so.
T3chn0Namagomi: Arrest?! I don't do that bullshit.
Besyanteo: *Leads the Guard with Blue to...!*
PapatymisonN: *starts counting...*
J4deninj44: ... You have the fire of Shalaman. Very well.
Besyanteo: *... A library, down a side street south of the landing site.*
PapatymisonN: *5 fingers, four... three...*
J4deninj44: Blue is has been helping our enemies spread their imperial influence. Transporting powerful Marispolan relics...
Besyanteo: C'mon! The librarian lady is really mean and stuff! They'll never get past her. o.o
Lithaladhwen: (*snicker*)
Besyanteo: (He's 12. =D)
Lithaladhwen: (He's right.)
BrainWalkr: *snicker*
BrainWalkr: Heck, in this town, you might be right.
T3chn0Namagomi: Uh huh. Transporting relics like...?
J4deninj44: We bade him stop or die. He chose his path. The air belongs to no man, we intended to capture him until he began to summon.
Besyanteo: *Heads on in... PResenting a library card! So they're fine.*
J4deninj44: A working "Soul Caliber", Valthi. A gun stronger than yours.
Lithaladhwen: This air is above my city. The people here need it to not be full of battling airships, you fuckwad.
PapatymisonN: *very tempted to BEAT sense into this man*
J4deninj44: A library??
Besyanteo: SHHH.
Besyanteo: *whispering* You'll get us kicked out...
J4deninj44: Are you craz- *whispers* Are you crazy??
Besyanteo: *grave look*
T3chn0Namagomi: Funny. I remember being there when such a gun got stolen from the group I was with. Someone I knew from the past had it done, even.
Besyanteo: ... *w* No. o.o ... What, do you hear guards?
Besyanteo: *w* We're safe, aren't we?
BrainWalkr: *puts the guy down* Well, what did you want, a subterranean fortress or something?
Besyanteo: o.o
T3chn0Namagomi: And they had nothing to do with him.
BrainWalkr: This town is pretty big, and anyone looking for you probably isn't going to go to a library first.
J4deninj44: *Alahana soldiers run up and down the streets each carrying a small orb, leading them inexorably to the library*
Besyanteo: C'mon. We can go read and you can tell us what happened to you.
Besyanteo: *Heads off for the fiction section!*
PapatymisonN: *can't imagine them not clashing with local guardsmen*
BrainWalkr: ( You know, unless of course it is the first place they look )
Besyanteo: (>_> See, I can accept the orb. However...)
Lithaladhwen: Well? Answer me. You answer to me why your agenda is more important than the safety of civilians who have nothing to do with anything.
Besyanteo: (Chuck is correct.)
Besyanteo: (Doma has Guards. And this is nuts. Soo.....)
J4deninj44: (Good point. I complere forgot about Doman Army. They're going to be pissed.)
Lithaladhwen: (The guards should start beating up everyone. Police Brutality!)
T3chn0Namagomi: *Yeah, the doman Guard will be rather pissed*
BrainWalkr: ( they sure are )
Besyanteo: *The Alhana Drow find that the area seems to be getting cordoned off by very angry guards...*
Lithaladhwen: (Mage corps: *electrify all the local students*)
Besyanteo: *Guards with magic suppression devices, and hand crossbows.*
T3chn0Namagomi: *Many Angry Guards*
BrainWalkr: ( The Onett Police are famous for roadblocks! )
Besyanteo: (Heh. Yes. Many Angry Guards. =D)
Besyanteo: *HOWEVER*
J4deninj44: *The Doman guard attempts to create order and impeded the Drow, both bantering rules and regulations of their respective countries.*
Besyanteo: *Do they have an embassador? :o*
Lithaladhwen: (I find it amusing that the same people who hated the use of Guards as a plot-police force are bringing it to bear now. =P )
Besyanteo: (See, I'm not calling off her plot; )
Besyanteo: (I'm giving it depth. =D)
T3chn0Namagomi: (It's not so much as before. It's as Bes said)
J4deninj44: *Chocobos, Warka, and Griffy mounts guards begin to force people into into order and their homes.*
Lithaladhwen: (Your logic is fair, but my amusement remains.)
Besyanteo: (Also, possibly summoning Charles.)
J4deninj44: (Thank you so much guys, I really appreciate it.)
Besyanteo: (=D)
T3chn0Namagomi: (It kinda gets it MORE interesting)
BrainWalkr: ( So are we gonna talk to this guy, o rwhat? )
Besyanteo: (AT ANY RATE)
PapatymisonN: (I suppose. Do we really want Charles summoned?)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Not really)
Besyanteo: (At Manda's discretion, they could probably outrun the local guard to the library, if they have a seekign device.)
J4deninj44: Quite frankly, miss, I don't care about your people. Only mine.
Besyanteo: (WHAT DOES THE LADY THINK? :o)
T3chn0Namagomi: Cute. You actually know what I am.
Lithaladhwen: Okay. Well, then.
J4deninj44: (Only one or two would be able to break free.... First you chat.)
Besyanteo: So... ah...
Besyanteo: What happened? o.o
J4deninj44: Dammit....* Blue drops to the ground* I was careless...I was caught.
T3chn0Namagomi: And honestly, I can see a similar understanding here. *grins*
J4deninj44: Now the people of Triste will suffer.
Lithaladhwen: And my name is Shakti. Not "Miss." This land doesn't have a goddess of destruction, but I'm going to have to do for today.
Besyanteo: ... *ear flick* Who?
Lithaladhwen: Sal? Are you done touting the law?
Lithaladhwen: D and I want to kill things.
J4deninj44: Speaking of diplomacy...
Lithaladhwen: (Amanda? I don't know how much longer violence can be postponed.)
Besyanteo: (... Now, see, this is where trouble could start. o.o;-)
PapatymisonN: (BRB)
J4deninj44: (Indeed.)
Lithaladhwen: Your diplomacy gets my people killed. Your diplomacy sucks.
Lithaladhwen: (*waits*)
J4deninj44: I understand. I had no intention of taking Blue down over a city but he was wrong in assuming it would protect him.
T3chn0Namagomi: Your diplomacy made me see more penises in a minutes than I needed to see in my whole LIFE, you know.
Besyanteo: (XD)
T3chn0Namagomi: *minute
Lithaladhwen: *snicker*
J4deninj44: He had to be stopped and I'll deal with your Chieftain or King for that.
Besyanteo: Uhm...
BrainWalkr: ( Wow. This RP was worth it for that )
Besyanteo: What? o.o;
J4deninj44: *ignores Kamos*
Lithaladhwen: (Quote!)
T3chn0Namagomi: (XD)
Lithaladhwen: (BRB quoting.)
J4deninj44: But Alahana does not want war with Doma.
Besyanteo: (Amanda: )
J4deninj44: ... How long did we expect peace to last....?
Besyanteo: (Permission to switch to a high ranking Guard when Blue gets captured? :o)
J4deninj44: *looks up* War is brewing in Argovia and I don't know which way the wind will blow.
J4deninj44: (Sure.)
Lithaladhwen: (Back.)
OMG Priam has entered the room.
Besyanteo: ... Well that's not good. *ears droop*
Lithaladhwen: Persuade me, asshole.
OMG Priam: (Weird Al *is* hilarious.)
Lithaladhwen: Because you act like you do.
BrainWalkr: War is always brewing somewhere. How about you mention what you have to do with it?
T3chn0Namagomi: No, no, you have it wrong. He acts like he doesn't give a fuck.
BrainWalkr: ( he sure is )
PapatymisonN: I don't care which way it blows, as long as Doma's NOT in it's path.
OMG Priam: (Oh shit, BW is RPing? I didn't know he did that! What's the setting?)
BrainWalkr: ( I think chuck is confusing NPC colors )
J4deninj44: I've been shipping weapons to Beau and Beldad to stave off Alahana and the Dillidan Complex.
T3chn0Namagomi: (Wrong guy, Sal. XP)
Besyanteo: (He is!)
J4deninj44: (Wierd Al is the shit!)
Besyanteo: (Chuck: That NPC isn't in your location)
PapatymisonN: (Oh.)
Besyanteo: (PRIAM)
PapatymisonN: (Missed that.)
Lithaladhwen: (Priam: First gen Doma capital in the middle of some kind of crazy Alahana drow air war.)
Besyanteo: (First Gen, Domanada Bazaar)
BrainWalkr: ( anyway, BW doesn't really RP, only when he's got nothing better to do and Ashley asks if he wasnts to RP )
Besyanteo: (An airship just blew up. =D)
Besyanteo: (Guards are swarming the area!)
Besyanteo: (And there's Drow)
J4deninj44: I have no intention of persuading a common woman. I will see your leader now to make reparations.
OMG Priam: (Oh god, the horrors)
BrainWalkr: ( But I got to carry a draw over my shoulder already, and Kamos talked of Penises, so it's been pretty cool so far )
Lithaladhwen: Sal? Pull rank, please?
T3chn0Namagomi: A bit of a problem.
T3chn0Namagomi: This place's leader is a total cockmonger.
Besyanteo: (Drow: The stiffening of yourl eader's penis around men is of no consequence. e_e)
J4deninj44: Generaal, *lets his accent slip back in* Find the Peli and bring him t'me.
PapatymisonN: Hi. I'm a Highguard of the Doman military. I'm enough leader for the time being.
J4deninj44: Then tell me how much the damage costs, Highguard.
Besyanteo: So. Uhm. ...
Besyanteo: ... Why do they want you?
J4deninj44: Tell me what you want from me so we can sign a treaty.
Lithaladhwen: *smirk*
OMG Priam: *a figure peers around the corner not far away! It was colored like a drow's skin...*
PapatymisonN: Well, for starters, every one of your men's boots outside the Doman borders.
J4deninj44: Like I said, I'll talk to Cha'lse.
PapatymisonN: I'm sure he'd agree. e_e
J4deninj44: My men won't leave until Blue is captured.
Lithaladhwen: Hey, Bub. Charles has no reason to talk to the likes of you. You come in and hurt his people, you'll get no consideration around here.
J4deninj44: They want... my rune knowledge, I suspect.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...And you really DON'T want to talk to him.
Besyanteo: ...
PapatymisonN: Well, you know what, you're going to have to.
J4deninj44: The fact I'm shipping weapons is just a cover.
T3chn0Namagomi: Maybe we can get Hakaril or someone of the like in here.
Besyanteo: So they're evil villians, kidnapping you to abuse your powers for great evil?!
PapatymisonN: If they don't have him now, they don't have him until this is resolved, understood?
Besyanteo: *eyes wide with excitement*
PapatymisonN: It's that or war, I'm SURE.
T3chn0Namagomi: Hakaril's actually intelligent.
OMG Priam: (What species are those involved?)
J4deninj44: *clenches his chin* I'll talk... to Cha'lse.
BrainWalkr: *rolls eyes* Settle down there, furball.
Besyanteo: (Kitsunjjin, 12years old! =D)
J4deninj44: (Alahanan Drow and a bastet from Argovia on my end)
BrainWalkr: It's not always black and white like that.
Lithaladhwen: You don't get into the castle without going through proper procedures. This isn't it. You don't get out much, do you?
PapatymisonN: I'll arrange a meeting... WHEN YOUR MEN ARE GONE.
J4deninj44: *shrugs* The Dillidan Complex possesses great magic but our runes may be more powerful.
T3chn0Namagomi: 9_9 Boys and girls, welcome to Headbutt Theatre...
PapatymisonN: Past that, well... you can talk to "Cha'lse" about it.
Besyanteo: Kay. o.o ... Uhm.
Besyanteo: ...
OMG Priam: (Doug, Kai, Cha, BW?)
PapatymisonN: e_e IM: This JACKASS is really getting on my nerves.
Besyanteo: Can't you ask for... uhm.... It's that thing...
T3chn0Namagomi: (Kamos here)
J4deninj44: I told Aurelis that I would not work for him if his plans were to capture Tristes but ....
Lithaladhwen: *taps her fingertips on the head of her cane idly*
PapatymisonN: (Cardinal.)
OMG Priam: (I never did know what race Kamos was)
Lithaladhwen: (I am Shakti.)
Besyanteo: They let you stay somewhere, so people can't get you? In some country?
PapatymisonN: (Crazy.)
OMG Priam: (...what species?)
Besyanteo: *looks to theg uard for help*
PapatymisonN: (His race is Crazy.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Chimera-form right now)
BrainWalkr: ( random guard guy, as yet unnamed, off duty but still wearing his light breastplate and greaves, and a reinforced leather cap)
J4deninj44: *runs his hands through his blond hair* Alahana has already taken' two islands in Beldad and now Beau is in the middle of war....
Besyanteo: (Again: Fox boy, 12 years old, hyper as hell.)
J4deninj44: I suppose D.C. claims us and it's only a matter of time before they occupy our holy lands.
Besyanteo: Ooooh.... That's not good. o.o;
OMG Priam: (I'm going to assume Cha and BW's characters are human, without any other answer)
PapatymisonN: (Yeah.)
Lithaladhwen: (Priam is correct.)
J4deninj44: Go fetch your King.
BrainWalkr: ( You would assume correctly )
Lithaladhwen: Eat me.
J4deninj44: I don't eat filthy animals.
Lithaladhwen: *grin*
T3chn0Namagomi: ...I say no. Personally because I don't want to be anywhere NEAR the bastard.
PapatymisonN: ... I'll fetch him.
Lithaladhwen: *Shakti... giggles*
PapatymisonN: WHEN. YOUR MEN. WITHDRAW.
T3chn0Namagomi: I have no respect for someone who hasn't earned any power.
OMG Priam: *that thing peering around the corner ducks away, and is gone*
BrainWalkr: So, let me see if I've got this. The two sides in the war are in a battle for, among other things, the right to call your people their own, because of your... unique abilities?
BrainWalkr: The rune thing, or whatever?
Lithaladhwen: *closes her eyes and sighs, muttering to herself*
J4deninj44: *groans* I don't know. It all happened in a flash. Dilldana and Alahana fighting!
T3chn0Namagomi: *smirk* I say we're at an impasse here.
J4deninj44: Suddenly everyone's scraping together ever advantage they can!!
Lithaladhwen: *the astral plane around her bends a bit, and she looks up, pointing her Cane of Ornery Cripple Justice at the drow*
BrainWalkr: Yea, that's war for you.
J4deninj44: Terumahilana's in the middle of civil war. WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING!
BrainWalkr: *puts finger up to lips* Library.
Lithaladhwen: Apni ma ko ja choos.
OMG Priam: (*color change, because there is entirely too much dark blue*)
OnlineHost: Lithaladhwen rolled 1 20-sided die: 8
J4deninj44: *Three drow guards burst into the door* 'D chilla right chewin' nuts wit' d'rice! Git 'im!
T3chn0Namagomi: (Yay! Dark Blue FTW!)
Lithaladhwen: (30. Supernova.)
Besyanteo: ... Eep!
Besyanteo: It's those guys!
Besyanteo: *The librarian moves to intercept! ... She's on old bat with a ruler!*
Besyanteo: *Oh shit, she looks like she knows how to use it!*
T3chn0Namagomi: (XD)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Oh HELL)
Lithaladhwen: (The drow gets some form of MDEF roll, methinks.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (MDEF+1d20, yeah)
BrainWalkr: We've got company already?
Besyanteo: GEt out! Get out get out! No weapons in my library!
OnlineHost: J4deninj44 rolled 2 6-sided dice: 3 5
Besyanteo: (Manda: Jsut a human woman. :o Have at her at your discretion.)
BrainWalkr: Wait, what? What was that about nuts and rice?
Lithaladhwen: (/*/ roll -dice 1 -sides 20 )
Lithaladhwen: (With no asterisk.)
J4deninj44: )I know.)
Besyanteo: (Alternatively...)
T3chn0Namagomi: (We rollin' init?)
J4deninj44: (OH! You rolled for yourself al ready!)
Besyanteo: ( http://www.d20srd.org/diceBag.htm )
Lithaladhwen: (I did. I totalled it for ye.)
J4deninj44: (So 30 damag. Goooooot ya.)
OnlineHost: J4deninj44 rolled 1 6-sided die: 3
T3chn0Namagomi: (Not 30 damage)
Lithaladhwen: (No, 30 is her MATK roll.)
J4deninj44: (DOUG!!!!
Lithaladhwen: (He may resist the spell, at which point no damage.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (YES?)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Should I help here?)
J4deninj44: (I will have your babies.)
Lithaladhwen: (And yes, init needs to happen very soon or chaos will reign.)
Lithaladhwen: (Also, when Shakti cast the spell she told him in Hindi to suck his mother.)
OMG Priam: (PS init?)
Besyanteo: (For folks at the library as well?)
Lithaladhwen: (Because even the chants for her spells must be somehow offensive.)
J4deninj44: (Not unles folks at library plan to fight.)
Lithaladhwen: (Priam: Aye. Roll 2d6. I can get you the NPC sheet.)
J4deninj44: *the guards surround Blue and his companions*
Besyanteo: *The Old lady seems to be be tryin to defenstrate Drow with the force of her ruler thwapping!*
Besyanteo: *It's not very effective...*
Besyanteo: Uhm...
Besyanteo: This looks abd. o.o;
Besyanteo: ...
Besyanteo: HEY LOOK!
J4deninj44: *Guards try to disarm the old lady gently*
Besyanteo: A DISTRACTION!
J4deninj44: Guard 1: Blue, you come with us!
Besyanteo: *And the air FILLS WITH SPARKS*
Besyanteo: *The room is white with light!*
J4deninj44: G1: Gah!
Besyanteo: *And A fox boy is trying to Drag blue off!*
OnlineHost: OMG Priam rolled 2 6-sided dice: 5 2
BrainWalkr: What the...
Besyanteo: (I love that spell. ^^)
Besyanteo: (Manda: No effects, jsut white light in the room.)
BrainWalkr: ( Can't see shit? )
Besyanteo: *Does Blue follow?!*
Lithaladhwen: (Also, the drow Shakti attacked gets an MDEF roll before we can determine whether he even takes damage. >_>; )
Besyanteo: (I CAN'T SEE SHIT CAPTAIN)
J4deninj44: (She beats his mdef)
Lithaladhwen: (Please, Captain. Not in front of the klingons.)
Lithaladhwen: (Okay. Rolling damage, then.)
Besyanteo: (=D)
OnlineHost: Lithaladhwen rolled 2 6-sided dice: 2 4
J4deninj44: *Looks at the child and the guard* This is insane...
Besyanteo: ... C'mon... they'll get you... o_o;
Besyanteo: *the light fades really fast*
Besyanteo: ... Don't you want to get away??
BrainWalkr: *blinks*
Lithaladhwen: *The drow is fried by a collection of purple energy that coalesces around him, dealing 34 damage.*
OMG Priam: *Anyone looking at the door will notice there is someone else now there! It is another drow! He has......it looks like a gun!
J4deninj44: Damn. *follows the boy*
Besyanteo: ... Oh man, here comes more!
BrainWalkr: Oh God, what the Hell, is it a Drow convention or something?
Besyanteo: *charges teh drow in the doorway!*
Besyanteo: OUT OF THE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
OMG Priam: *gets out of teh way!*
Besyanteo: *This isn't very intimidating, from a 4 foot nothing fox boy*
J4deninj44: *Several guards seeing this attack rush to the aid of their prince and stand before him*
BrainWalkr: IM: That was awfully considerate of him
Besyanteo: ... The works! *flee!*
T3chn0Namagomi: *Should we roll init now?*
Besyanteo: (that*)
J4deninj44: (Yeah.)
OnlineHost: Lithaladhwen rolled 2 6-sided dice: 6 6
OnlineHost: T3chn0Namagomi rolled 2 6-sided dice: 3 2
OMG Priam: (Should I reroll?)
Lithaladhwen: (No, just repost.)
OMG Priam: (5+2)
Lithaladhwen: (15)
J4deninj44: (Yeas please repost.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Modified for chimeraform...)
OMG Priam: (so 13 total)
Besyanteo: ... I dunno where to go now! Any ideas?!
T3chn0Namagomi: (13)
OnlineHost: J4deninj44 rolled 2 6-sided dice: 5 3
OnlineHost: J4deninj44 rolled 2 6-sided dice: 3 5
Lithaladhwen: (Initiative imposes order so that our GM for the evening does not lose her mind.)
OnlineHost: J4deninj44 rolled 2 6-sided dice: 5 4
OMG Priam: ...get to safety. *darkly*
Besyanteo: ... Maybe the guard station! Or the castle! Or... or...
Besyanteo: Or one of those bars with the dragon ladies who run them!
J4deninj44: Pick a place!
Besyanteo: Eeryone talks about those!
J4deninj44: PICK!!
BrainWalkr: You know, it might not be a bad idea to get out of town.
Besyanteo: OK OK!
Besyanteo: ... Uhm...
Besyanteo: STATION!
Besyanteo: ... Out of town?
Besyanteo: I can do that!
Besyanteo: I can!
J4deninj44: (The leader of two men is a 12 year old...)
Besyanteo: *heads south some mroe!*
OMG Priam: *steps back into the doorway, pivoting on his heel to get back where he was*\
Besyanteo: (=D)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Right...order?)
BrainWalkr: ( Hey, don't blame my guy, he hasn't been in Doma very long )
PapatymisonN: (Oh. Wait for Card.)
OnlineHost: PapatymisonN rolled 2 6-sided dice: 6 3
BrainWalkr: *follows the diminnutive leader* Pick up the place, blues. Or whatever your name is.
PapatymisonN: (That's 16.)
Besyanteo: Uhm... uhm... Where can we hide... *thinking aloud while running!*
Lithaladhwen: (Oh, he beat his sister. Cool.)
PapatymisonN: (... wow. Card has better init than I thought.)
Besyanteo: ...!
Besyanteo: I know what to do!
J4deninj44: (Order of Prince Battle: Drow 8 Drow 2 Card Drow 1 Shakti Kamos)
BrainWalkr: You sure about that?
Besyanteo: Yeah! We need to get to a gate though!
OMG Priam: (Which drow am I? 8?)
J4deninj44: (You're helping the kid right?)
BrainWalkr: Makes sense.
OMG Priam: (Oh no, he's still combating)
Besyanteo: (He's blocking the drow gaurds from leaving the library)
Besyanteo: (I think)
J4deninj44: (I meant that very thing!)
OMG Priam: (Indeed!)
Lithaladhwen: (Wow. There was only one point of difference between Shakti and Card. This init order was close!)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Different fight, then)
Lithaladhwen: (Cool!)
BrainWalkr: ( Yea, I forgot to thank him for that. Whoops )
OMG Priam: (Wait, what? Different fight?)
Besyanteo: (Yup)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Yep.)
Besyanteo: (You're by yourself there.)
OMG Priam: (I thought this was all in the library)
J4deninj44: (Drow 1 Drow 3 Priam Drow2)
Besyanteo: (Nope. My bad. >.>;-)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Ow. 3-on-1.)
J4deninj44: (It's about 3 blocks away from each other)
Besyanteo: (Everyone else is at the Bazaar.)
Lithaladhwen: (Shakti, Cardinal, Kamos and etc. are in town.)
OMG Priam: (Oh god dammit, I thought everyone was together)
J4deninj44: (Stall them from three rounds, Priam.)
Besyanteo: (And the kid and company are headed for a gate.)
J4deninj44: (Any way possible.)
BrainWalkr: ( Yea, actually I was under the impression that at least one other person was there to back his character up. Othwerise I would have st uck around )
OMG Priam: (You still can! =D)
NebbieQ: (Retcon, perhaps?)
Besyanteo: (Not too late to be like "O shi-" and go back)
OMG Priam: (I'd retcon, except it would be IC of this guy to stick around under these circumstances)
J4deninj44: (Yeah, just run back)
J4deninj44: (You could be making sure the kid is all right for one round then round2 pop up)
Lithaladhwen: (He can be wherever he wants. Go ahead! Make your choice! I'm a very busy woman and I haven't got all day, it won't-- *stops*)
Lithaladhwen: (Ursula is not helpful here.)
BrainWalkr: YOu know what? You think you can handle it from here, fuzzball? I forgot to thank that guy.
Besyanteo: (=D)
Besyanteo: I got it!
BrainWalkr: IM: And I feel a little guilty for leaving him outnumbered...
J4deninj44: (PAUSE L IBRARY FIGHT!!!)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Maybe we should focus on one section at a time)
Besyanteo: (*freezes*)
OMG Priam: (For combat, that is probably most useful)
BrainWalkr: Thanks, kid. I owe you one. Don't get killed or anything!
Besyanteo: Kay!
J4deninj44: (Cue boss battle music)
Besyanteo: (*Celine Dion plays*)
BrainWalkr: *SALUTE!* *dash!*
Justice Augustus: (Doo Doo DEE DEE DOO)
Lithaladhwen: (Brian and a friend of ours are playing Ultimate Alliance, so this music will have to do.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Since this guy's a prince...I say Orlouge's fight theme. XP)
BrainWalkr: That goes for you too, blue guy, or whatever!
Lithaladhwen: (Bes: I don' wanna waaaiiiitt~~~)
Lithaladhwen: (For our liiiiiives to be over.....)
Besyanteo: (=D!!)
Lithaladhwen: (Hee.)
J4deninj44: (That's Paula Cole.........I mean....)
OMG Priam: (Whose combat gets resolved first?)
Lithaladhwen: (It is. But it's equally awful.)
J4deninj44: (I'm going do the Prince fight now.)
Lithaladhwen: (And generally played when two teenagers lose their virginity.)
Lithaladhwen: (I thought it would be fun here.)
PapatymisonN: (... hot.)
NebbieQ: (I used to like the song. But in my defense, I was 11, and saw it on Pop Up Video.)
Lithaladhwen: (That show rocked my socks.)
PapatymisonN: (Awkward and poorly done, but hot.)
J4deninj44: Drow 3 formerly 8: Sram slam dim sram sla...*Casting*
J4deninj44: *the ground begins to shimmer....*
OnlineHost: J4deninj44 rolled 1 20-sided die: 3
J4deninj44: *Shakti and co find themselves sinking into a foot of wet mud*
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: Cute...
Lithaladhwen: Oh, fuck no. I just bought these shoes. That's it. I veto the ground. I refuse to use it anymore.
Besyanteo: (...)
Lithaladhwen: (I promise this statement makes sense.)
Besyanteo: (Deja vu all over again.)
PapatymisonN: (Yeah, question: How did that spell pass?)
Besyanteo: (See, I hear stuff like this alot.)
Besyanteo: (=D)
T3chn0Namagomi: (I say it was an environmental effect)
J4deninj44: (*points to doug*)
Lithaladhwen: (It didn't cast on the people. It cast on the ground. The dirt doesn't get a roll to resist.)
Lithaladhwen: (It's dirt.)
J4deninj44: (XD)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Exactly)
Besyanteo: (Indeed!)
PapatymisonN: (True enough.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (It's like, say, Sleet Storm in D&D(
Besyanteo: (Which is why my plans for the gate -ought- to work.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (You don't cast it on people. You just...make a whole lot of sleet come in.)
J4deninj44: *The second drow, a young one, braces himself, holding his blade in front of him* C-cease dis violence....
PapatymisonN: *is in mud* e_e
J4deninj44: (Card)
PapatymisonN: IM: I like these shoes...
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: All that, and they just turn the ground into mud
PapatymisonN: *raises a hand* IM: I got them at discount price!
NebbieQ: (Oh Cardinal, you're a delightful fop.)
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: ...They REALLY think they can catch any weapons smugglers like THIS?
PapatymisonN: *a Supernova charges!*IM: THEY WERE A STEAL AND NOW THEY'LL NEVER BE WORN AGAIN! THANKS A LOT! e_e
PapatymisonN: IM: Oh, and you're threatening my country and my family. That's the last straw.
J4deninj44: (XD)
Lithaladhwen: (Oh, yeah. And that. But SHOES.)
J4deninj44: (PRIORITIES!)
Besyanteo: (=D)
T3chn0Namagomi: (It's like if someone bothered to cut Kamos' hair)
T3chn0Namagomi: (No, wait.)
PapatymisonN: *fires!*
T3chn0Namagomi: (If THAT happened, he'd go BERSERK)
NebbieQ: (I still say Kamos need some hair clippies.)
PapatymisonN: (Would he lose all his strength, like Samson?)
Lithaladhwen: (BRB. Overthrowing my bladder. I'M BEING SUPPRESSED. Can you see the violence inherent in my renal system?)
T3chn0Namagomi: (No. He'd just fly into a total rage)
PapatymisonN: (Or just look like a dork?)
Besyanteo: (Ha)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Cha, roll MATK)
OnlineHost: PapatymisonN rolled 1 20-sided die: 19
J4deninj44: (Daaaamn.)
OnlineHost: J4deninj44 rolled 1 20-sided die: 12
T3chn0Namagomi: (Your total, Cha?)
PapatymisonN: (That's 32. ^_^)
PapatymisonN: (Wait... 5+5+3+19= Yeah, 32.)
Lithaladhwen: (Back.)
OnlineHost: J4deninj44 rolled 2 6-sided dice: 5 5
PapatymisonN: (... ooh.)
Besyanteo: (Init Manda? o.o)
Besyanteo: (Dare I ask whyfor? :o)
J4deninj44: (That's Cha's attack.)
Besyanteo: (.AH)
Besyanteo: (Whoopsie.)
J4deninj44: (It deals 82 I believe)
J4deninj44: (at dorw 3 I believe?_
Lithaladhwen: (Gracious me, Cardinal.)
PapatymisonN: (I know, I know...)
J4deninj44: *Incinerated!!!*
PapatymisonN: (The base damage is... a lot.)
PapatymisonN: (... actually, it should deal 98 damage with that spell, but I imagine that's moot now.)
J4deninj44: *Drow 2 jumps forward and slashes his scimitar at Cardinal*
Lithaladhwen: (Cripes. That's just gross.)
OnlineHost: J4deninj44 rolled 1 20-sided die: 5
PapatymisonN: (Yeah... Yeah it is.)
J4deninj44: (roll charles.)
PapatymisonN: (But, it's rank*8, and his Star Magic's AT 8, so...)
OnlineHost: PapatymisonN rolled 1 20-sided die: 11
PapatymisonN: (Gar. Just a second.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (...okay. That multiplier is WAY too high, I would argue)
T3chn0Namagomi: (It better rape his MP)
J4deninj44: (24 MP, cost I believe)
PapatymisonN: (Not enough, I suspect.)
Lithaladhwen: (Shakti's supernova is only rank*3.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Rank*8? Okay, that needs toning DOWN)
Besyanteo: (Can we handle it later?)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Sure)
J4deninj44: (Yeah. Card blocks)
J4deninj44: (Text it if you like.)
Lithaladhwen: (I refer Nama to my previous statement. And Bes's ends discussion with its correctitude.)
J4deninj44: (shakti!)
Lithaladhwen: *Shakti yanks her cane up out of the mud and spreads her hands wide as she rises up in the air about a foot above the impeding muddy ground.* (Scorn Earth for 8MP! Telekinesis GETTO.)
Lithaladhwen: This kameez was a gift and is approximately forty-four times more expensive here than where I got it. I will not be forced to replace it.
Lithaladhwen: (End turn!)
Lithaladhwen: (I TOLD YOU that she can veto the ground.)
J4deninj44: (XD)
J4deninj44: (Kamos)
T3chn0Namagomi: You want power? I can show you power...
NebbieQ: (Real ultimate power?)
Besyanteo: (KAmos: TCHING TCHING!)
BrainWalkr: ( yes, well, umm, I hate to RP and run but it's midnight, or a little later, and since I need to be up in less than eight hours I should probably be on my way out.)
NebbieQ: ("Valthi are mammals!")
Besyanteo: (Later!)
Lithaladhwen: (Bye, BW! Thanks for coming!)
BrainWalkr: ( DONT BLAME ME, I TOLD KAI ALREADY )
NebbieQ: (Seeya man.)
BrainWalkr: ( No problem! It was entertaining. )
T3chn0Namagomi: *starts chanting...while shadows begin to swirl around him...* Madness beyond existence...blackness of destruction...gather forth and become my extension!
BrainWalkr: ( Might have to do it again sometime )
J4deninj44: (Please do!)
BrainWalkr has left the room.
OMG Priam: (Dammit. *alone again!*)
J4deninj44: (I'll cover you home slice.)
T3chn0Namagomi: *One may notice that Kamos' aura starts to practically...distort...as the shadows start to spin faster, and a large glyph appears below him on the ground* Annihilate all that stands in our way...
J4deninj44: (Kamos is Eddy/Zato-1)
Besyanteo: (No,)
T3chn0Namagomi: And descend the world into chaos once again! MADNESS INCARNATION!!!
Besyanteo: (He's Lina Inverse.)
Lithaladhwen: (His niece is. Kamos is Lina, yes.)
OnlineHost: J4deninj44 rolled 1 20-sided die: 9
J4deninj44: (Kamos' roll...)
J4deninj44: (Damn, I suck today.)
T3chn0Namagomi: *the glyph shines brightly, and the shadows seem to burst out like water, as a lance-like projectile forms in Kamos' hands...before shooting out towards the nearer drow...and exploding in a wide enough blast to attack the other!*
J4deninj44: (The gods are shining on my RPers.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Multitarget spell! Both get a MBLK roll!)
OnlineHost: T3chn0Namagomi rolled 1 20-sided die: 19
OnlineHost: J4deninj44 rolled 1 20-sided die: 14
OMG Priam: (huh?)
J4deninj44: (than-)
J4deninj44: (DAMN!)
T3chn0Namagomi: (49)
OMG Priam: (......)
Besyanteo: (Heee)
OnlineHost: T3chn0Namagomi rolled 3 6-sided dice: 1 5 5
T3chn0Namagomi: (Both take 115 damage and 3 INT damage normally)
Lithaladhwen: (And this is how the kid earned his name.)
Lithaladhwen: (Captain Bloody Destruction.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Wait, no. 103 damage)
J4deninj44: (Does it matter at that range, Doug?)
T3chn0Namagomi: (...Probably not)
CGNakibe has entered the room.
Lithaladhwen: (Hey Shaun.)
J4deninj44: *nothing is left of the guard*
Lithaladhwen: (Whoo!)
T3chn0Namagomi: (For the count, he is now down to 81 MP)
Lithaladhwen: *floating* Tally ho, Captain.
T3chn0Namagomi: (From 166)
J4deninj44: *Prince sits up and claps* Bravo. Doma has many great warriors, as we've heard....
T3chn0Namagomi: *steps out of the mud*
PapatymisonN: *slogs out*
J4deninj44: (CONGRATULATIONS! You won! 100 EXP to all.)
Lithaladhwen: (Hurrah!)
Lithaladhwen: *continues floating for pretention's sake*
Besyanteo: (Wewt!)
Besyanteo: *As init ends...*
J4deninj44: (PAUSE PRINCE AND THE PAUPERS!!)
Besyanteo: (Oh my. :o)
Lithaladhwen: (Pause-aga.)
J4deninj44: (*grins and steps aside for Bes*)
OMG Priam: (*pose!*)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Ouchies!)
Justice Augustus: (*Holds up sign saying "Applause")
PapatymisonN: (*wait!)
Besyanteo: *Thye Drow begin to fall back, their prince making his little speach...*
Lithaladhwen: (And I am reduced to the status of an MSTer.)
CGNakibe: (I miss all the GOOD stuff. ;_; )
Besyanteo: *And then everyone freezes*
Besyanteo: *Yes, everyone.*
Besyanteo: (RPers: Make a save vs magic)
Besyanteo: (DC 40.)
Lithaladhwen: (Oh, this is going to be gross.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Wait, you mean we each make a MBLK roll?)
Besyanteo: (Yes)
OnlineHost: T3chn0Namagomi rolled 1 20-sided die: 5
OnlineHost: PapatymisonN rolled 1 20-sided die: 19
OnlineHost: J4deninj44 rolled 1 20-sided die: 9
OnlineHost: Lithaladhwen rolled 1 20-sided die: 7
T3chn0Namagomi: (...I AM GOING TO STAB BRIAN FOR NERFING THE MAGIC SHIELDING SKILL!)
PapatymisonN: (... DAMMIT! 38.)
J4deninj44: (Damn Doman guard.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (38. Fucking 38.)
Lithaladhwen: (31 No savee.)
J4deninj44: (No save.)
PapatymisonN: (Wait. Magic Shielding? How do I use that? Straight up resistance, like AC?)
Besyanteo: *Every drow in the street has stopped. As have Card, Shakti and Kamos*
PapatymisonN: (*has that!*)
T3chn0Namagomi: (I TOLD YOU PEOPLE KAMOS GOT FUCKED OVER BY THIS CHANGE!)
Lithaladhwen: *Shakti is frozen in mid-air. That's gotta look weird.*
Besyanteo: *And men in Doma's uniform swarm in, applying cuffs to drow! It's like ants on a candy bar!*
T3chn0Namagomi: (Are they able to, you know, think?)
Besyanteo: (You can!)
J4deninj44: (It's just a stop spell...)
Besyanteo: (You can think and see!)
J4deninj44: (Wait did Hakaril cast this??)
Besyanteo: (Just nto act)
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: ...you've got to be fucking shitting me.
Besyanteo: (And no: )
Lithaladhwen: (Hakaril isn't here, mum.)
Besyanteo: (Asstons of guards cast this in unison)
Lithaladhwen: (Neither is Darin.)
Besyanteo: (A brown furred Garoujin in a red uniform walks in front of the group. More specifically, Card*
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: Remind me to bring this shit up with Hakaril ASAP.
Lithaladhwen: IM: Ah, the peanut gallery is here.
Besyanteo: ... Now what are you doing here?
Lithaladhwen: IM: Lovely.
J4deninj44: IM: I really hate white people.
Besyanteo: *He pulls out a little trinkey...*
Lithaladhwen: (BLACK RAGE)
Lithaladhwen: (BLACK RAGE)
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: I am going to KICK ALL OF YOUR STUPID FUCKING ASSES RIGHT HERE AND NOW
Besyanteo: *and pokes Card. who unfreezes!*
PapatymisonN: *straining, STRAINING to move*
OnlineHost: OMG Priam rolled 1 20-sided die: 12
OMG Priam: *totally affected*
Besyanteo: What the hell happened here?
Besyanteo: (PRIAM)
PapatymisonN: Wtdsitlklke?e_e
Besyanteo: (You are not in range. :o)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Kamos needed only two more.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Stupid MBLK nerf)
PapatymisonN: (Same.)
J4deninj44: (What about the drow fighting Priam?)
OMG Priam: (OH OKAY)
Besyanteo: (Drow there are fine too.)
Besyanteo: (This affects the people near the ships and the bazarr)
J4deninj44: (Okay. *pulls out a char to help* Lt. Raptre L'Sarithe, mother bitches!)
Besyanteo: ... Cardinal. Snap out of it.
OMG Priam: ( Besyanteo: *and pokes Card. who unfreezes!* )
Besyanteo: What happened here? Why are the drow in our city? *looks sorta peeved*
PapatymisonN: ... o.o
PapatymisonN: *SHAKES out the cobwebs*
PapatymisonN: GAH.
PapatymisonN: Damn Alahanans searching for a fugitive! e_e
PapatymisonN: Apparently, they hadn't heard of EXTRADITION.
Besyanteo: ... *looks to the ruined cityscape*
J4deninj44: IM: If I ever take over the world...I'm digging a giant pit, throwing all the white people into it then throwing in a lion.
J4deninj44: *strains a smirk*
Besyanteo: And they needed to ruin our city to do that, huh? e_e
Lithaladhwen: (Card: *is not eaten because of sheer godliness*)
Besyanteo: ... We'll see about that.
Besyanteo: What about these two?
PapatymisonN: Gods... they ASK us to find the guy, we find him, there's a HEARING, he goes. THAT'S how it's supposed to work.
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, FUCK YOU
PapatymisonN: Instead, WE MAY HAVE WAR. Ugh!
PapatymisonN: ... oh. They're with me.
Besyanteo: ... *looks to Kamos*
Lithaladhwen: IM: Ladida, we're related you fuzzcovered shitbag.....
J4deninj44: (Is Card white?)
Lithaladhwen: IM: Unfreeeeeeze me. Heh.
PapatymisonN: ... you can leave him unfrozen for a bit.
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: FUCK YOU AND YOUR STUPID FREEZING SHIT
Besyanteo: ... Alright.
PapatymisonN: (Yes. Spanish white, but white.)
PapatymisonN: Shakti, do now.
Besyanteo: *takes the small pin!*
Lithaladhwen: (Card and Shakti be SPANIARDS and therefore kind of brownish.)
Besyanteo: *and pokes Shakti*
Lithaladhwen: *is poked*
PapatymisonN: *frozen*
Besyanteo: *She's free!*
J4deninj44: (HONKIES!)
Besyanteo: (... Cha.)
PapatymisonN: *catch?*
Besyanteo: (Card's stil lfree.)
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: Fuck you you stupid shitheads.
Lithaladhwen: *Yeah, sure.*
PapatymisonN: (That was meant to be an edit.)
Besyanteo: (Ah.)
J4deninj44: IM: *glaring at them*
Lithaladhwen: Hey. Captain Destruction over here is okay, too.
PapatymisonN: (For I meant to say frozen when I said unfrozen.)
Besyanteo: >_> ... I believe you,
PapatymisonN: *hold*
Lithaladhwen: *attempts to get away from mud and brothers to stand on her own*
PapatymisonN: ... I am buying you clothes.
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: FUCK YOU YOU LITTLE SHITHEAD.
Lithaladhwen: Hey. The merc needs some love. Go poke him.
Lithaladhwen: With the dispel thing, not with your cock. You know what I meant.
J4deninj44: (Hey, Priam. Wanna knock some heads?)
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: I swear, I will make sure your ass gets slaughtered.
Besyanteo: *he heads over to Kamos*
OMG Priam: (Love to!)
Besyanteo: ... I'm going to unfreeze you now Mazuo.
Besyanteo: Don't make me regret it.
Lithaladhwen: *snicker*
Besyanteo: *Poke!*
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: Oh, you will, you FUCKER
J4deninj44: (Sweet, let's quickly kicks some ass and skip taking names)
J4deninj44: *Meanwhile.....*
J4deninj44: Drow: Get out of our way, brother. We've no beef with you.
J4deninj44: (Prince Party can continue chatting.)
Besyanteo: (Kamos is free!)
Besyanteo: (And Spark will be taking Blue outside the gate,)
T3chn0Namagomi: *Kamos' face immediately contorts into one of supreme and absolute rage*
Besyanteo: (And trying to seal it with summoned vines)
OMG Priam: *doesn't stop aiming!*
TheWaiChibiAngel has entered the room.
Lithaladhwen: (Hey, Shini.)
T3chn0Namagomi: You. Little. Fucks.
OMG Priam: *In fact, appears to be concentrating harder on aiming!*
Besyanteo: I don't have time, Kamos.
J4deninj44: Drow: Step a side, bruddah. *holds up his hand*
Besyanteo: I have to go kick the ass of a blue skin.
Lithaladhwen: Hey, boys. Can you shut the fuck up?
Besyanteo: *he turns, and heads over to princey!*
T3chn0Namagomi: <_< They're not blue. They're Alahi. Black skin.
Besyanteo: (... Oh shut up. :-( )
Lithaladhwen: And my brother wonders why I'm single. *grumbles to herself a bit*
T3chn0Namagomi: *points that out.*
J4deninj44: (RACISM!!!)
J4deninj44: (LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!)
Besyanteo: (That's my fault, not Jer's)
PapatymisonN: Just a bit.
T3chn0Namagomi: (XD)
PapatymisonN: New clothes.
OMG Priam: *SKABLEWM! The revolver goes off! Now is initiative time?! AND TO HITTING?*
Lithaladhwen: Oh, fuck off, Sal.
Besyanteo: *He stops in front of the prince*
PapatymisonN: Even if I'm buying you knight's armor.
T3chn0Namagomi: Fuck you, fuck you, fuck the fucking guard bastards *starts to walk off*
Besyanteo: On the record, you have the right to remain silent... Which won't be hard, since you can't talk... e_e
T3chn0Namagomi: *giving a present in the form of a double-deuce in the process*
Lithaladhwen: D? Where you going now?
PapatymisonN: (*imagines Shakti in Ashe's outfit and kills himself laughing*)
Besyanteo: The right to blah blah... you probably know the drill.
OMG Priam: (So this is d20+int+dex+dex?)
Besyanteo: ... Off the record,
J4deninj44: (Priam: I'll take the old Init. Drow 1 Drow 3 Priam Drow2 Drow one for sake of argument....*
J4deninj44: Drow 1: *Is shot in the arm* GET HIM!
Besyanteo: If this little stunt has harmed any of our children, I am going to roast your black nuts in a skillet and feed them to you. e_e
J4deninj44: Drow 3: *tries to tackle Priam's character*
T3chn0Namagomi: I didn't know that people had the right to suddenly experience stasis without any form of warning whatsoever.
Besyanteo: *The frozen drow are being processed! Being released from stop spells after being cuffed*
OnlineHost: J4deninj44 rolled 1 20-sided die: 5
J4deninj44: (Priam roll d20)
Lithaladhwen: Eh. The day I tell someone to chill out and be calm is the day the earth cracks open and Sal's god hands me a plate of brownies.
Lithaladhwen: But seriously. Maybe. Consider it.
OMG Priam: *Hopefully they were far away enough that the guy (named Mallara, for brevity's sake) could duck behind the wall for cover!*
T3chn0Namagomi: Yeah, you bunch are a ton of assholes.
OnlineHost: OMG Priam rolled 1 20-sided die: 3
OMG Priam: (Also, i have NO idea how PS combat works)
Lithaladhwen: Hey! I didn't freeze your bitch ass!
T3chn0Namagomi: I don't mean you.
T3chn0Namagomi: I meant the guards.
Besyanteo: *JEridan disappears into the crowd,*
PapatymisonN: *not chuckling. I SWEAR. Is. Not. Chuckling.*
Lithaladhwen: Well, okay. I don't know them well enough to say for sure. So yeah.
Lithaladhwen: Okay. I'll go with that.
J4deninj44: (Do you have a char sheet?)
Besyanteo: *ignoring KAmos because... well, honestly, donj't they hear this rant daily from him now?*
OMG Priam: (I'm using the "Dextrous Fighter" NPC template)
OMG Priam: (Except for the revolver, of course)
T3chn0Namagomi: If it weren't for your sudden army-brandishing that you do so liberally, I'd actually shoot about ten of you fucks in the head.
T3chn0Namagomi: *walking off, PISSED*
Lithaladhwen: *laughs*
J4deninj44: (Right. I'm ust standard fighter with some modifications.)
Lithaladhwen: *laughs really loudly*
TheWaiChibiAngel: (Hm.)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (Hm!)
PapatymisonN: *smiles* Anyone ever tell you your laugh is like angels playing the cymbals?
TheWaiChibiAngel: (Location, again?)
Besyanteo: (Domanada Bazaar)
OMG Priam: (I am at a library in Doma)
OMG Priam: (Everyone else is at the Bazaar)
Lithaladhwen: *smirks* Anyone ever tell you you're prone to overdramatic speeches and similes?
Besyanteo: (And there's a scuffle in a nearby library, 3 blocks over)
Besyanteo: (FOR REFERENCE)
Besyanteo: (The area is still blockaded.)
Besyanteo: (for about 3 or 4 blocks out)
J4deninj44: (I MISS!)
T3chn0Namagomi: *ends up going back to human form*
J4deninj44: (Priam, )
OMG Priam: (That is me)
J4deninj44: (Go ahead and attack*
TheWaiChibiAngel: *IN THE BAZAAR, THERE IS A LARGE MAN.*
T3chn0Namagomi: Blah, blah, blah. I'm the fucking guard. I do what the fuck I want to who I want, and nobody can do shit about it because we can dogpile anyone who dares do anything.
TheWaiChibiAngel: *He's got a couple of underlings with him. But he doesn't look happy.*
J4deninj44: (Also: Prince Aurelis does not know his Miranda rights. LOOPHOLE!!!)
Lithaladhwen: I've seen worse, Kamos.
OMG Priam: *from his new position behind that wall, ticks off a shot at the guy who just lunged! BOOM*
PapatymisonN: ... gk. Oh, this will be fun.
OnlineHost: OMG Priam rolled 1 20-sided die: 6
PapatymisonN: (That's Griff, I assume.)
OnlineHost: J4deninj44 rolled 1 20-sided die: 6
Lithaladhwen: Remind me to tell you why I walk with a cane, you pussy. *smirk*
TheWaiChibiAngel: (Yep.)
PapatymisonN: *looks over*
Besyanteo: *Still helping with processing!*
Lithaladhwen: (Griff! I love Griff.)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (Also: Miranda rights?)
PapatymisonN: *breathes deep, and heads over*
PapatymisonN: (Huh? Who's Miranda? :P)
Besyanteo: (JEridan technically told him he has the right to be silent,)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (Even though Doma doesn't have them, it does make Griff's daughter's name that much better.)
Besyanteo: (But that's because his jaw is frozen shut)
Besyanteo: (And I forgot myself. :o)
PapatymisonN: (And, obviously, Griff outranks Cardinal, but not by much.)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (Miranda: Mom, what did you guys name me after? Yfandes: Your father is a bit too into his work.)
T3chn0Namagomi: Remind me to tell you the bullshit they pull on people simply trying to get some fucking money around here.
TheWaiChibiAngel: (Griff outranks every other guard. :O)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (What with being their leader and all.)
Lithaladhwen: Remind me to tell you what it's like to be burned alive, kiddo.
Lithaladhwen: ^_^
T3chn0Namagomi: Or simply trying to help people that they give a fuck about.
J4deninj44: *The Drow jumps to the side just in time to make it out of the way of the bullet*
T3chn0Namagomi: Been there, done that.
TheWaiChibiAngel: What the hell is going on here, again? SOmeone tell me the quick, five minute version.
PapatymisonN: (Thus the "obviously" part. Just letting you know it's not a HUGE canyon between the two. Two ranks diffrence max.)
OMG Priam: *mutters some sort of curse*
T3chn0Namagomi: Here's the five second version.
PapatymisonN: Alahi, Griff.
T3chn0Namagomi: YOU AND YOUR MEN ARE FUCKING DICKS
PapatymisonN: Chasing a fugitive.
PapatymisonN: Apparently, they've never heard of extradition.
T3chn0Namagomi: *walks off*
TheWaiChibiAngel: ..What's he doing here?
Besyanteo: (Kamos: Rage against the machine! WAAAAAAAAAAGE! >_<)
J4deninj44: *The drow that was shot takes his short dagger and tries to stab Priam in the gut*
TheWaiChibiAngel: Someone get him out of here!
Lithaladhwen: *lets him go*
PapatymisonN: Caught in the crossfire.
OnlineHost: J4deninj44 rolled 1 20-sided die: 2
Lithaladhwen: Captain Destruction needs to go break something or jerk off.
Besyanteo: *Some guards rush to Kamos! Assumably to escort him out*
OnlineHost: OMG Priam rolled 1 20-sided die: 11
TheWaiChibiAngel: No kidding...
Lithaladhwen: I don't know what makes him feel better. For all I know he does those things simultaneously.
Lithaladhwen: But he'll figure himself out.
T3chn0Namagomi: Fuck you all. Get any closer, and you all get a Mindblast.
PapatymisonN: ... oh. You two know each other?
Besyanteo: *Generic guard one!* ... We're in a magic suppression field right now, Mr. Mazuo.
PapatymisonN: ... *puts up his Mental Barrier, just as a precaution*
J4deninj44: *MISS!*
Lithaladhwen: *laughs, leaning forward on her cane and cracking the fuck up*
Besyanteo: Please just come along?
NebbieQ: (Since when did Shakti become a crazy old woman?)
Lithaladhwen: Sal.... *laugh* You are never allowed to mock me for having a bad temper again!
J4deninj44: *The next drow swings his sword at Priam*
OnlineHost: J4deninj44 rolled 1 20-sided die: 9
Lithaladhwen: (She uses a can in winter.)
PapatymisonN: ... *smirk* Done.
TheWaiChibiAngel: He's had a grudge against me ever scince I kicked his ass in some national tourney. I forot the specifics.
T3chn0Namagomi: No. Touch me, and I will find a way for all of you to regret joining this legion of sellout shitheads.
OnlineHost: OMG Priam rolled 1 20-sided die: 15
OMG Priam: *ducks!*
J4deninj44: (The good guys are just rocking hard!)
NebbieQ: (So, mercenaries are indie now?)
Lithaladhwen: *to the guards* Come on. Leave him alone. Let the man go have a wank in peace.
Besyanteo: *Guard 2 sighs* Mr Mazuo, we don't want trouble... Just come with us, get out of the problem area, and go home?
PapatymisonN: ... >.< For the last damn time, "glorious leader", SHUT THE HELL UP!
J4deninj44: (One more roung, Priam and the boy and drow escape!)
PapatymisonN: Do you know how DISRUPTIVE you are to a normal conversation? GOD!
T3chn0Namagomi: Go. To. Hell. *transformation activate, fly off!*
J4deninj44: *Drow 1 Lunge!
Besyanteo: (DOUG)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Technically, not a spell)
Lithaladhwen: (Belated typo: She uses a CANE in winter. Not can. She uses the can year-round.)
Besyanteo: (Roll me magic attack. :o DC 15.)
OnlineHost: J4deninj44 rolled 1 20-sided die: 11
TheWaiChibiAngel: I've been told I'm disruptive.
OnlineHost: OMG Priam rolled 1 20-sided die: 1
PapatymisonN: ... I'm counting that as a victory against Kamos Mazuo.
Besyanteo: (Assuming you don't autoapss)
PapatymisonN: You all saw it. I banished him.
Besyanteo: (autopass, too)
OnlineHost: J4deninj44 rolled 2 6-sided dice: 1 2
T3chn0Namagomi: (Which MATK?)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Base?)
Besyanteo: (sure, base)
OnlineHost: T3chn0Namagomi rolled 1 20-sided die: 15
Lithaladhwen: *snicker* You people are so argumentative.
T3chn0Namagomi: (Pass, either way)
Besyanteo: *Kamos transforms!*
OMG Priam: Nfff....
TheWaiChibiAngel: You defeated him? He beats himself up constantly.
Lithaladhwen: Goodness me.
Besyanteo: *And flies the hell off*
J4deninj44: (11 damage to Priam)
Besyanteo: *SUDDENLY*
T3chn0Namagomi: *flip off!*
Besyanteo: *Cheese it, it's the fuzz!*
T3chn0Namagomi: *as he does*
PapatymisonN: I'm counting it.
Besyanteo: *Guards run into the library!*
Lithaladhwen: (Yes. Steal that case of DVDs. And smoke while you are doing so.)
Besyanteo: Lib.Guards: CEASE AND DESIST! PUT YOUR WEAPONS DOWN!
J4deninj44: *The second drow swings his sword again!!*
OMG Priam: *Or rather, right to its entrance, barely outside of the library!*
Besyanteo: (That too!)
OMG Priam: (Doesn't Priam get an attack?)
J4deninj44: *in midair*....
J4deninj44: (Yeah you're right.)
Besyanteo: (...)
Besyanteo: (Priam still hasn't gotten to shoot? o_o)
J4deninj44: (I'm a dork. Lay one on me.)
OMG Priam: *Swings the gun at drow 3's chin, barrel-first...*
OnlineHost: OMG Priam rolled 1 20-sided die: 17
PapatymisonN: Oh. And I AM going to hell. So his insults are moot.
OMG Priam: *And pulls the trigger*
Besyanteo: (Wait a round before they show up then. >.>)
TheWaiChibiAngel: Hmph...
OMG Priam: (No, they can just now show up)
OnlineHost: J4deninj44 rolled 1 20-sided die: 8
Besyanteo: (KAyo)
OMG Priam: (makes it all the better if they witness this)
J4deninj44: (Yeah...............)
TheWaiChibiAngel: Now, what was done about the airships?
J4deninj44: *Pwned...)
Besyanteo: *Actually...*
Besyanteo: *Griff can see the ships sitting there, landed in the streets,*
Besyanteo: *with a very ironic white flag up*
TheWaiChibiAngel: Oh, right, nothing.
Lithaladhwen: Pretty much, yeha.
Lithaladhwen: *yeah
T3chn0Namagomi: *and Kamos looks over at the ships* IM: Oh wait. This should be nice. Might as well get SOMETHING out of this.
TheWaiChibiAngel: I want pilots out here to get those things out of the way, take them outside the city and have them searched.
J4deninj44: *falls back, dead*
Besyanteo: *ANYWAY*
Besyanteo: ... I SAID STOP DAMMIT!
TheWaiChibiAngel: *To one of his men, that.*
Lithaladhwen: (And the looting instinct wins out.)
Besyanteo: *crossbows are leveled!*
T3chn0Namagomi: *Kamos is going to search one of the Alahi ships!*
OMG Priam: *click, barrel leveled at the next guy. Do the drow stop moving?*
Besyanteo: (I'mma have my hands full. Chris can do those guards.)
TheWaiChibiAngel: *One of his men nods, and runs off*
J4deninj44: *The Drow stop moving and holds their hands up*
TheWaiChibiAngel: *To Cardinal* You were here, right?
PapatymisonN: *nod*
Besyanteo: *Guards rush in!*
Lithaladhwen: *scratches her head and watches her brother talk to his boss*
Lithaladhwen: IM: This is goofy.
OMG Priam: *BOOM. The next one gets a face full of bullet.*
Besyanteo: (...)
Besyanteo: (Priam.)
J4deninj44: (He IS a drow.)
TheWaiChibiAngel: Right. What can you tell me?
Besyanteo: (Roll me an attack roll; On a botch,)
J4deninj44: (<.<;-)
Besyanteo: (You jus capped a guard.)
Besyanteo: (Otherwise, ha ha, parting shot)
PapatymisonN: Well, first they started a bloody AIR BATTLE above the city, causing serious damage to the area...
OMG Priam: (He's two feet away from the guys. He doesn't have to worry about dodging because they stopped moving.)
Besyanteo: (Not my concern: )
T3chn0Namagomi: *Kamos searches the decks of the airships! Presumably for magic loot*
TheWaiChibiAngel: Right.
Besyanteo: (Guards are brushing by you and in front of yoiu.)
Besyanteo: (And you're shooting into a bunch of confusion)
PapatymisonN: Then this fellow named... Blue, I think it was... Yes, Blue, came around, trying to escape those MADMEN.
Besyanteo: (Bah, nevermind. =P)
Besyanteo: (DnD this isn't.)
J4deninj44: *Blue looks back at the city*
TheWaiChibiAngel: Mmhm. Go on?
OMG Priam: (If the guards are already up their asses, then he's not going to have time to shoot anyway, so I guess that's moot)
OMG Priam: (I was thinking the guards, yelling, were like 20 feet away)
Besyanteo: *AT ANY RATE*
J4deninj44: Seems like .... things are quieted down.
PapatymisonN: I felt that the bigger concern was the attack force, so I told them that if they withdrew, I would see about their demands.
Besyanteo: *Everyone's cuffed. Everyone still alive anyway*
Besyanteo: *The drow with swords are taken off to be processed...*
PapatymisonN: They wouldn't relent, things escalated, and here we are.
OMG Priam: *How many guards?*
PapatymisonN: I'll write up a detailed report later.
Besyanteo: (half dozen Doman guards.)
TheWaiChibiAngel: Good. All their men accounted for?
OMG Priam: (Common sense roll!)
OnlineHost: OMG Priam rolled 1 20-sided die: 16
J4deninj44: (Way to leave stuff out, Cardinal!)
OMG Priam: (Good, he has enough of it to know not to run.) *cuffed!*
J4deninj44: (RACISM!!!!)
PapatymisonN: (It'll all be in the report... <.<)
Besyanteo: *Our mysterious friend is... taken aside?*
Besyanteo: *And sat on a box, aparently to be interviewed*
J4deninj44: (That's what all the white man says!>:{)
OMG Priam: ò_ó
J4deninj44: (I want representation!)
Besyanteo: ... Ok, so what the hell are you doing here, fighting invaders in a library. o_ó
PapatymisonN: I believe so. Honestly, things are so crazy around here... *shrug*
NebbieQ: (Fuckin' earth honkeys.)
Lithaladhwen: (Pretty much.)
OMG Priam: Not fair, asking questions that you answer yourself.
Besyanteo: For all we know you were with them at some point in all this. Now explain yourself.
TheWaiChibiAngel: *To Minion 2* Seperate them and begin getting statements from them.
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Soldier 2 nods, and heads off*
J4deninj44: GRIFF!
TheWaiChibiAngel: Hn?>
J4deninj44: *Raptre appears breathing hard*
TheWaiChibiAngel: Yeah, what's up?
Lithaladhwen: Welp. That was great. I'm bored now. Do I need to answer questions or some shit?
TheWaiChibiAngel: ..I have one.
TheWaiChibiAngel: Who are you, again?
OMG Priam: They were invaders. Soldiers. In hostile lands.
PapatymisonN: This is... >.< My sister. Call her Shakti.
Besyanteo: (... In DnD,)
Lithaladhwen: What he said
Lithaladhwen: Hi.
Lithaladhwen: *little wave*
Besyanteo: (I would be REALLY tempted to have you roll like a DC 5 diplomacy check. =D)
T3chn0Namagomi: *And...one Amelia runs in, following!* Raptre-kun!
J4deninj44: *waves cheerfully*
OMG Priam: ( =D)
Lithaladhwen: (Oh, shit! Amelia.)
T3chn0Namagomi: *leap, GLOMP!*
J4deninj44: Amelia! Get back to the slums-GAH!!!
TheWaiChibiAngel: ...
J4deninj44: O.O e.e
T3chn0Namagomi: ^.^
J4deninj44: *sighs*
Lithaladhwen: (She was distracting Darin from Tassi when they met. She may have won that battle, but Tassi won the war.)
J4deninj44: Griff... *monotone* The slums.
Besyanteo: ... *looks to a cohort, and the drow is patted town! ... Chest level only. Is there anything suspicious on him?*
TheWaiChibiAngel: What of them?
T3chn0Namagomi: (...XD)
T3chn0Namagomi: (And now she has a NEW target!!!)
J4deninj44: They're stirring, should we increase presence?
T3chn0Namagomi: (BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!)
J4deninj44: e.e
OMG Priam: *Not really. Unless you call a shirt suspicious.*
TheWaiChibiAngel: Define 'stirring'.
Besyanteo: Well, I don't see anything identifying you as being with them... <_<
OMG Priam: I'm doing your job.
Besyanteo: Don't push it. *uncuffs*
J4deninj44: In all this commotion, we've had increased reports of vandalism, mild looting, and some gang activity.
Besyanteo: *hands him his gun back* Go on home, huh? We've got it from here.
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Nods*
J4deninj44: *tries to pry Amelia off&*
OMG Priam: *goes to the body, takes out a knife, and pries out the bullet from his mangled cranium*
Lithaladhwen: ...Shit. What's going on?
T3chn0Namagomi: *assume that Kamos is probably done looking for loot, and anything he does find that looks valuable...he takes before running off before the guard gets there*
Besyanteo: *Off they go! Alhana in tow!*
TheWaiChibiAngel: Head things up there, and increase the presence. Round up shifts that are on call tonight.
J4deninj44: SIR!
TheWaiChibiAngel: I'll be there soon.
Lithaladhwen: I work there, at the Villa Pascha. What's actually happening?
J4deninj44: *salutes with Amelia's hand*
T3chn0Namagomi: *looks like she's giving resistance!*
Besyanteo: (...)
Lithaladhwen: Oh, fuck it. You don't know.
TheWaiChibiAngel: IM: Double duty again.
Besyanteo: (That's funnier looking than it ought to be.)
J4deninj44: .... Amelia! We have work to do!
OMG Priam: im: You fucks were luckier than you know.
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Glances over* You may want to stay home tonight.
Lithaladhwen: None of you probably know. Yet again I get to go take care of things myself.
T3chn0Namagomi: But...Raptre...
OMG Priam: *clutches his side...*
Lithaladhwen: I'm the doorguard at Jeri's House. Looks like we're going to have problems.
OMG Priam: im: Almost got me, there.
J4deninj44: You are not my RUCK SACK!
J4deninj44: GET OFF OF MY BACK, WOMAN AND GO ARREST SOMEONE!
TheWaiChibiAngel: Ah.
T3chn0Namagomi: *lets go, looks...sad*
Lithaladhwen: *sighs* See you later, Sal. I need to go.
TheWaiChibiAngel: In that case, bring a little extra protection. If a guard gives you shit, tell them to talk to their boss.
PapatymisonN: *nods* Contact me later, alright?
J4deninj44: .... ... ... Fine. Get on back, but get off when we reach the slums.
Lithaladhwen: Sure. Fine. Whatever.
J4deninj44: *is a doormat*
Besyanteo: *Jeridan comes back!*
Lithaladhwen: See you crazy kids later.
T3chn0Namagomi: *doesn't, instead just walking*
Lithaladhwen: *heads out to make sure her brothel doesn't have issues*
Besyanteo: (Actually, a sec...)
Besyanteo: (*grabs Manda*)
J4deninj44: (*grabbed*)
PapatymisonN: (Ooh... hot. You could get sued if you did that at work...)
Besyanteo: (=P)
J4deninj44: (*comes back disheveled* I need a cigarette.)
TheWaiChibiAngel: Why did this shit never happen when Enlil was around? She'll take all the credit when she comes back, too.
Besyanteo: *JEridan comes in! For real!*
T3chn0Namagomi: (Because nobody wanted to put up with Enlil!)
Besyanteo: Sir. We've secured the airships.
T3chn0Namagomi: (Because she was more broken than FFX Yuna!)
J4deninj44: (Doug, you're bad. )
TheWaiChibiAngel: Good. Get them moved.
Besyanteo: ... However, they aren't piloted by any obvious means, and there's alot of magical energy we still need to study.
Lithaladhwen: (Font.)
TheWaiChibiAngel: Oh, that fucking fig-*Sigh*
T3chn0Namagomi: (I know. ^.^)
TheWaiChibiAngel: I don't care if we have to get Hak out here to teleport them! I want that shit out of the road yesterday!
Besyanteo: ... The other ship is more commonplace...
Besyanteo: but it's not going anywhere in one piece.
J4deninj44: (XD Griff is a good leader.)
Lithaladhwen: (Kai's law! I invoke Kai's law!)
OnlineHost: Besyanteo rolled 1 66-sided die: 16
OMG Priam: (Well, shit. I tried to join in the RP ;_;-)
PapatymisonN: (Is it like Brannigan's Law?)
Lithaladhwen: (The longer an RP goes on, the probability of Hakaril being mentioned approaches one.)
Besyanteo: We're just lucky to have so few casualties.
Lithaladhwen: (No, I understand this law. It also enforces itself.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (I need to take a picture of myself. To see if I look like a J-rocker. :-( )
Besyanteo: 3 dead, 24 injured.
J4deninj44: (You were good Priam.)
Lithaladhwen: (Shakti's correlary is that once Hakaril is mentioned, he will more often than not show up.)
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Nods* Civilians?
T3chn0Namagomi: (2 VERY dead)
Besyanteo: ... *nods*
J4deninj44: (I like youre no nonsens bullet to the brain strategy)
T3chn0Namagomi: (But those were, you know, drow)
Besyanteo: (And not in that count. :o)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Oh)
Besyanteo: (Hee. No, we don't care if drow killed themselves being stupid. Guards care about the public.)
TheWaiChibiAngel: I'll see to it that the Crown pays for those funerals.
Besyanteo: *nod*
J4deninj44: (See Prince Aurelis knew what he was doing! 2 dead! For a drow that's a pittance.)
TheWaiChibiAngel: We should have seen this coming. Hell, I thought that was the justification for them hiring Loake.
Lithaladhwen: (Now that the Crown can pay with gold and not salmon?)
Besyanteo: (Fishy goodness!)
J4deninj44: (Where's the King?)
Besyanteo: *he nods again* We've got a mage team already working on the Alahana ships. The crews aren't talking, predictably.
CGNakibe: (This whole THING smells fishy to me.
Besyanteo: They've been detained.
PapatymisonN: (Sitting in his castle, still not privy to any of this.)
Besyanteo: (Oh shit dude.)
Besyanteo: (He had to hear the damn thing crash)
TheWaiChibiAngel: Then we hold them till we get word from their representation, or they get the socks out of their mouths.
J4deninj44: (Charles: Dur...Thunder.)
PapatymisonN: (He'll be asking around as to what the hell's going on, then.)
Besyanteo: (Ha!)
Besyanteo: (And I think it's safe to say that when a possible at of war is made by the leader of an enemy nation,)
Besyanteo: (The king is made privvy. =P)
J4deninj44: (XD)
Lithaladhwen: (Heheheh. You said "privy.")
TheWaiChibiAngel: At the moment, we have to treat this as a small-scale invasion by a pretty pathetic army.
Besyanteo: *nods* Orders?
TheWaiChibiAngel: I'm going to micro-manage. I want you to take the north-side, Raptre's got the slums, Hamilton'll take the south, and I'll get the rest.
Besyanteo: (Also: We're so reviving the What's Happening in Gaera thread for this.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Kamos: Pathetic is right. My Dol--err, I mean Madness Incarnation VAPORIZED them.)
Besyanteo: *he salutes, and then heads off to be about his duties*
TheWaiChibiAngel: Call in anyone who's on call this evening, and ask for volunteers for double duty.
Besyanteo: (Dahhh.)
Besyanteo: (too quick.)
PapatymisonN: Where do you want me?
Besyanteo: Right!
TheWaiChibiAngel: *As he goes* Remind them that the Giving Season is coming up!
J4deninj44: (XD)
Besyanteo: *as he goes* Will do!
Besyanteo: IM: Ha haaa... uhg. Gods damn. Fucking Drow.
TheWaiChibiAngel: You're gonna be with Raptre's group.
TheWaiChibiAngel: That'll help you keep an eye on your sister. Familie's important, even in this job.
T3chn0Namagomi: (Meanwhile, Bastets obviously survive! Otherwise, Zeiren wouldn't have been hitting on one the other day!)
J4deninj44: (Indeed!)
Besyanteo: (Dude. Zeiren hit on a were-cat. That's gotta take some kind of balls.)
Besyanteo: (Or stupidity. :o )
Besyanteo: (Both?!)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Very horny and perverted ones at that! XP)
J4deninj44: (She dissed him. She was all like. "Boy, whatevah." )
J4deninj44: (Only not so ghetto)
Lithaladhwen: (Zeiren is fun.)
Besyanteo: (IS this session over? :o)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Even if he hits on everyone)
T3chn0Namagomi: (...T_T I miss MAC)
Besyanteo: (And who all actually earned exp? :o)
J4deninj44: (Oh, I gotta dish that out.)
J4deninj44: (Sparky..was it?)
Besyanteo: (Spark, yes.)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (I don't think Griff needs EXP. Reako already conceded him a legendary sword, so he's good for a long, long time. :D)
Besyanteo: (Heh.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Does make me wonder what's better. One high-level magic item, or a bunch of low-end ones. XP)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Low-end to medium)
J4deninj44: (Spark gets 75+ Awarded for bravery, quick thinking, and safely escorting Blue, with help, out of the city*)
Besyanteo: (!)
J4deninj44: (75 pts)
J4deninj44: (I know money does not matter but 200 gil to Cardinal for some new kicks.)
Lithaladhwen: (Heh.)
PapatymisonN: (Thanks!)
Lithaladhwen: (Poor Card.)
J4deninj44: (Card, Shakti, and Kamos were awarded 100 for their fight in the three guards.)
Lithaladhwen: (We were. I already added it to her sheet.)
J4deninj44: (Sweet.)
J4deninj44: (At some point, Charles needs to talk to Prince Aurelis. Maybe not today but sometime.)
Besyanteo: (ASHLEY)
Lithaladhwen: (BESYANTEO)
Besyanteo: (Are you a bad enough dudette to revive What's Happening in Gaera and catalog the events of fun?!)
Lithaladhwen: (What do you need me to do?)
Besyanteo: (I just figure this warrants a mention there, since it's going to have a big impact on Doma. Though come to think of it,)
Besyanteo: (It's really Amanda's job to do the write up, unless she'd like someone else to.)
Lithaladhwen: (Amanda? Milady? Care to share your mad plottiness with the world?)
J4deninj44: (I can!)
Lithaladhwen: </RP!>
Lithaladhwen: Cripes.
Lithaladhwen: No more perentheses.
Besyanteo: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
J4deninj44: Was it fun?
Besyanteo: YAES.
NebbieQ: Sorry for not hopping in guys. Tonight was not a good night for Neb's concentration.
PapatymisonN: It's fine.
J4deninj44: Indeed, Neb.
T3chn0Namagomi: Decently. Though I now know that Kamos needs...
J4deninj44: There'll be plenty more op-...uhhh....
Lithaladhwen: Thanks for lurking! We appreciate the lending of silent support as well.
CGNakibe: Sorry I wasn't here either.
J4deninj44: *rolls eyes and got to type*
T3chn0Namagomi: ...to buy the Legal Immunity GURPS advantage.
CGNakibe: I could've added something.
J4deninj44: <.<
J4deninj44: NOTHING IS SUSPICOUS!
Besyanteo: Naki: BWEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
Lithaladhwen: I know that I'm certainly no one to be suspicious of.
Besyanteo: Doma: ... Oh gods dammi- *blows up*
Lithaladhwen: I'm just a mysterious priest who was passing through.
CGNakibe: I'm just a travelling priest.
T3chn0Namagomi: But...Naki wouldn't do THAT.
CGNakibe: >:D
Besyanteo: Doug: ... Why not? o.o
T3chn0Namagomi: He'd rather, say...play Hide and Seek with Elle!
Besyanteo: .... He might!
CGNakibe: Because its not like the Inustani Inquisition.
T3chn0Namagomi: He'd hide Elle somewhere...and Aya would have to seek her!
Lithaladhwen: ....
Besyanteo: NO ONE EXPECTS THE INUSTANI INQ...
Besyanteo: ... I can't do this. ._.
Besyanteo: It's not the same.
CGNakibe: I know, I know. v.v
Lithaladhwen: Gods help us all when Shakti finds out they had one of those.
J4deninj44: Puppy Inquisition?
J4deninj44: Is that better?
Besyanteo: Heh.
CGNakibe: It involved many newspapers.
J4deninj44: Doman Daily!
J4deninj44: I'm naming the thread...The Doman Daily.
Lithaladhwen: Neato.
T3chn0Namagomi: And...Kamos managed to go Lina on someone. XP
T3chn0Namagomi: I swear, he actually manages to do it on some RPs.
Besyanteo: That was actually more fun to see than I would have expected.
Lithaladhwen: Nama: Any RP in which he has reason to use magic!
Lithaladhwen: Who are you kidding?!
Besyanteo: And now... tired.
Besyanteo: Don't feel like sleeping yet. Is anyone in RPGWW Chat? *looks*
Lithaladhwen: Meanwhile, Charles and I assign Gaeran characters places in the Bleach Shinigami Court Squads.
J4deninj44: BES!!
Besyanteo: GAH
Besyanteo: Hm?
J4deninj44: *holds mic* Be a common doman.
T3chn0Namagomi: Err, Bleach Shinigami Court Squads?
Lithaladhwen: Bleach is a show.
T3chn0Namagomi: I know that much
J4deninj44: And answer this "What did you see happen?"
T3chn0Namagomi: But...what's the Shinigami Court Squad deal? o.o
Besyanteo: *Bzt*
Lithaladhwen: If you don't know, telling you will spoil it.
Besyanteo: *Woman! Older, with hair in a bun, wearing a moo-moo!*
Besyanteo: Well, I was in the kitchen, makin the dough for the mornin biscuits, when all a sudden I heard the most awful crashing sound!
Besyanteo: I go to a window, thinking a cart had turned over, full of armor or something for the castle, ya know?
Besyanteo: And there's pieces of one of those sky ships all over the street!
Besyanteo: I grabbed the kids and ran, had to get out in case one hit the house...
Besyanteo: I couldn't get back till midnight, because the guards were there. They were hauling off a bunch of drow. Thank goodness the house is ok,
Besyanteo: I don't know what I'd do if we lost it! It's all we've got here!
Besyanteo: </NPC>
Justice Augustus: 0.o
Besyanteo: What? She asked for one.
J4deninj44: Thank you, ma'am.
J4deninj44: What's Griff's last name?
Besyanteo: Amanziani
J4deninj44: Thanks!
Besyanteo: :O
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Spelled correctly. Impressive!*
Besyanteo: Hee. It's not nearly as hard for me as Nezetta Coradino, for some reason.
Besyanteo: Especially the z. I usually accidentally make it an x.
Justice Augustus: I was more concerned that my text had been reset to its default, not about the wall of text above.
J4deninj44: http://p068.ezboard.com/frpgww60462frm4.showMessage?topicID=2013.t opic
J4deninj44: Good summary? Did I forget anything.
Justice Augustus: Silly A
Justice Augustus: *Silly AIM, green means green, not black
Besyanteo: Ahhh
Besyanteo: I think that's good.
J4deninj44: I propably should have called it the Gaeran Gazette... Since this might go to Argovia..... *goes to change*
Besyanteo: Whee.
J4deninj44: Done.
Besyanteo: ...
Besyanteo: DR TRAN
J4deninj44: .....
Besyanteo: He's got a PHD in KICKING YOUR ASS!
Besyanteo: I get bored a little too quickly/easily.
PapatymisonN: YOU ARE TELLING LIES!
Besyanteo: =D
PapatymisonN: I AM NOT A DOCTAH!
Besyanteo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ea7oIraV2Q0
Justice Augustus has left the room.
T3chn0Namagomi: And why have I not finished my Warmage yet.
Besyanteo has left the room.
J4deninj44: brb
T3chn0Namagomi: He is in need of finishing! For his genius and magic power must be known!
T3chn0Namagomi: For, all must know, of Driscoll Kalzeheln!
T3chn0Namagomi: Though I'd be afraid of Neko-sama raping him. <_<;
PapatymisonN: ... I'd buy that for a dollar.
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