You have just entered room "A War of Two Evils."
pd Rydia has entered the room.
KnightsofSquare has entered the room.
dragonclawsedw has entered the room.
AdamSquint has entered the room.
XStrike8 has entered the room.
dragonclawsedw: And If I don't speak, it's cuz my computer froze XP
Arch mage144: Mmmmkay.
AdamSquint
: hmm..
pd Rydia: griao...o.o
AdamSquint
: can someone refresh my memory?
XStrike8: I likes da beats that makes ya go... HUH? o.o;;;
dragonclawsedw: I'm getting my ass beat by UNICORNS X.X
XStrike8: *uses Summon: Cute Kid*
pd Rydia: ^_^
AdamSquint
: >_> Yeah, I remember that...
dragonclawsedw: Rawr! e_e
pd Rydia: *uses Summon: Cute Dwagon*
XStrike8
: MEAN HORSIES DON'T GET BISCUITS!!! eVe
pd Rydia: (like there's any other type)
pd Rydia
: XD
Arch mage144
: *opens up all the charsheets*
Arch mage144
: OK, a summation of what's happened...
dragonclawsedw
: *Actually impressed by her own artwork this time* I'm using those books more often..
AdamSquint: ^_^
Arch mage144: Aya, Squintz, and Solis are out trying to catch a unicorn for the mayor of a small town's son, who wants one for his b-day, so that they can borrow an artifact.
pd Rydia
: *getting IC, chews on the GM* >.o
Arch mage144
: 6.6
Arch mage144
: Right now, they're in the middle of combat.
pd Rydia
: Arch mage144 (8:40:12 PM): 6.6
pd Rydia
: o.o
dragonclawsedw
: Last time on Dragon Balls Z!
pd Rydia: XD
Arch mage144
: ...Dia, quit and rejoin if you want to get rid of the yellow.
XStrike8
: Der Yellow!!!
Arch mage144: Everyone knows where we're at?
Arch mage144
: *fires up the TI-89*
dragonclawsedw
: Yep...
AdamSquint: Yeah.
XStrike8: *fires up his browser to make sure he remembers*
dragonclawsedw: Aya just went FUUUULAAAAAAARE AWWWOWW!
Arch mage144: It's currently Aya's turn...and with that...we drop back into combat!
Arch mage144
: <ARPEE! - The GM ^_^>
pd Rydia
: <Azul, when needed>
dragonclawsedw
: <Aya Mythril-Domanda>
Arch mage144: (*pokes other people >.>;;;*)
AdamSquint
: <Squintz Altec>
XStrike8: <Solis Darylshield>
dragonclawsedw: (Lurk and I'll cast lvl lurk Sephiroth on ya)
Arch mage144: (Aya cast flare arrow? OK)
dragonclawsedw
: (Flare arrow on the mephit next to Solis)
AdamSquint: (wooo!)
Arch mage144: (OK)
Arch mage144
: *the flare arrow lances through the air, tearing through the mephit and causing the implike creature to light aflame, singed by the blasst*
Arch mage144
: *the creature falls to the ground, screeching, and dead*
Arch mage144
: (Solis!)
dragonclawsedw
: e_e That's more like it...ow...
AdamSquint: O_o
XStrike8: *looks over at the unicorn that healed him* Good horsie... ^_^
AdamSquint: IM: Holy...er...HOLY!
AdamSquint: <_<
XStrike8: eVe AS FOR YOU....
pd Rydia: *muffled, angry meep from within Solis's shirt*
XStrike8
: Wheel of Fates twist and turn from what might be to what never will....
AdamSquint: eVe
XStrike8: Priestess of magic, spite my enemies... turn the very hands of fate against them PRIESTESS REVERSED!!!!
XStrike8
: *aimed at the first forest Mephit*
Arch mage144: (Spends 8 MP, reduces MAttack by 4 if successful, yes?)
XStrike8
: (Yeah.)
XStrike8: (Wait, no. MDef reduced.)
Arch mage144: (Ah, MDef.)
dragonclawsedw
: IM: I bet that horse'll try to snap my other ankle...stupid thing...
Arch mage144: *the card in Solis's hand glows...*
Arch mage144
: *...and nothing visible happens, neither to the Mephit nor anything else*
Arch mage144
: (Squintz.)
AdamSquint
: Hmmm..
AdamSquint: IM: What to do...
AdamSquint: IM: eh, what the hell.
AdamSquint: *Forms a fireball in his hand, and tosses it at the mephit*
AdamSquint: (Blaze, Mephit. ^_^)
Arch mage144: *Squint's fireball impacts the Mephit, who seems to weather the majority of the blow...*
Arch mage144
: *but still recoils from the blast, leaping backwards and chittering insanely*
Arch mage144
: (10 points of damage.)
AdamSquint
: >_< IM: I'm not strong enough...
AdamSquint: IM: Too weak...
dragonclawsedw: IM: What the hell was that??
AdamSquint: >_<
AdamSquint: IM: I should have attacked...
Arch mage144: *the second grey unicorn, the one that earlier attacks Squintz, attempts to crush his leg with a powerful stomp*
Arch mage144
: *but misses narrowly, the attack brushing past the warrior's ankle*
AdamSquint
: O_O;;;;
dragonclawsedw: IM: Lucky bastard...
AdamSquint: IM: Holy crap! That was close!
Arch mage144: *the Mephit Squintz attacked seems to regain a bit of strength...*
XStrike8
: o.o;;;
AdamSquint: IM: I KNEW I shouldn't have woken up today...
Arch mage144: *and then turns tail while he's still alive, pulling a 180 and fleeing as fast as he can*
AdamSquint
: <_<
dragonclawsedw: o_o;;;
AdamSquint: IM: well, at least I didn't have to kill...
XStrike8: YOU'D BETTER RUN!!! *hops up and down angrily*
dragonclawsedw: ...well then...
XStrike8: (*clicks on windowsitter Dia* ^o^)
pd Rydia: (o.o e\/e -\/- 9_9 ^_^)
AdamSquint
: *holds his sword uneasily*
Arch mage144: *the grey unicorn that healed Solis darts at the other grey unicorn, charging fiercely*
pd Rydia
: (*clicks her Fluffy*)
AdamSquint
: o_O;;
AdamSquint: IM: What the..?
AdamSquint: ..What is going on here?
dragonclawsedw: ...I have NO idea o_o;
dragonclawsedw: Can't say I'm not glad though...
AdamSquint: True...o_o
Arch mage144: *and bumps against it with its horn angrily, as though trying to say "hey, cut it out"*
XStrike8
: o.o
Arch mage144: *the bumped unicorn gives the other a look and darts off into the bushes*
XStrike8
: *tilts his head slightly, and blinks* Why are the horsies doing that? o.o
AdamSquint: ...
AdamSquint: I...don't...know;.
XStrike8: Do you know, Miss Aya? o.o;;;
AdamSquint: -;
dragonclawsedw: o_o I dunno either..
Arch mage144: (Combat's over. And yes, I planned that a while ago, and it isn't a sudden "hey, I'm sick of combat." XP)
AdamSquint
: (Heh.)
dragonclawsedw: ...If my sis was here she could ask them....but... *shrugs*
dragonclawsedw: IM: Damn, I wanted the horn...
Arch mage144: (Everyone gains 300 XP.)
AdamSquint
: *stabs his sword in the ground, leaning on it*
pd Rydia: Meep?
AdamSquint
: (Woo!)
dragonclawsedw: *winces and looks down at her ankle*
dragonclawsedw: ...greaaat.
pd Rydia: (Azul: *eats his 300 XP* XP)
Arch mage144
: *the unicorn that healed Solis kneels down next to Aya*
XStrike8
: (*huggles Azul* ^_^)
Arch mage144: *and it touches her horn to her ankle*
XStrike8
: *approaches the unicorn slowly*
dragonclawsedw: *watches the thing* e_e IM: Yeah that's it, clean up the mess you made...
AdamSquint: <_<
XStrike8: T to Unicorn: Umm... hello...
Arch mage144: *Aya feels the wound mend*
AdamSquint
: IM: Hmm...this is strange...
Arch mage144: *and her ankle heals*
dragonclawsedw
: >.^ That's better....
AdamSquint: IM: I couldn't protect her...
pd Rydia: *pops his head out of Solis's sleeve* >.o Meep?
Arch mage144
: (14 HP recovery, Aya is 49/62.)
XStrike8
: *pets Azul a bit absentmindedly*
Arch mage144: T2S: ...hello.
Arch mage144
: T2S: The madness is cleared from my mind. Do not be afraid.
pd Rydia
: *mrrr*
XStrike8
: T: Okay. o.o
AdamSquint: ...IM: What is that boy doing?
dragonclawsedw: *rubs her ankle* <.< Why did that thing attack me?
XStrike8: o.o -.- o.o
Arch mage144: T2All: Can you understand me?
pd Rydia
: (Solis: Got any sandwiches, mister horsie?)
XStrike8
: It's a Nice horsie... ^_^
AdamSquint: o_O;
dragonclawsedw: O.o
AdamSquint: *nods*
XStrike8: Yes. ^_^
dragonclawsedw: Hey it knows telepathy!
XStrike8: oops. ^_^;;;
pd Rydia: T: Yesss. Have any sandwiches Horsie? o_o??
XStrike8
: T: Yes...
Arch mage144: T2All: ...*confusion*
XStrike8
: T: OOoh. Sandwiches would be nice...
dragonclawsedw: My thoughts exactly... *nods at the unicorn*
pd Rydia: o_o Griao?
Arch mage144
: T: *confusion* ...the madness is gone from me. Please forgive me.
AdamSquint
: ...Madness?
dragonclawsedw: Madness? >V> Oh so THAT'S why you ran me through.
Arch mage144: *paws at the ground scornfully* T: The shadow of the black unicorn.
XStrike8
: T: You didn't mean to do anything mean to us... at least I hope you didn't... ^_^
Arch mage144: T: They are...truly evil creatures.
XStrike8
: T: Black.. unicorn? o.o
AdamSquint: ah....
XStrike8: T: Oh. That mean horsie from earlier. o.o
AdamSquint: >_> IM: Perhaps it would have been better to destroy it...
pd Rydia: o_o
dragonclawsedw
: So I've read...*puts the book she borrowed earlier under her shoulder*
pd Rydia: IM: *meeping noises*
pd Rydia
: (>.> *the spirit of character attachment possess Brian, making him want to keep the unicorn char* XP)
Arch mage144
: T: Why have ones like yourself come to my forest?
Arch mage144
: (Er. No.)
XStrike8
: (Heheheh)
dragonclawsedw: Umm....
AdamSquint: Well, sir, we were looking for a White Unicorn...
XStrike8: T: We came looking for nice horsies....
XStrike8: T: >.> <.< >.> And Sandwiches....
dragonclawsedw: Or any unicorn for that matter, aside from those black ones...
Arch mage144: T: I am afraid they are all but extinct in this part of the forest. Why do you seek the unicorn of purity?
dragonclawsedw
: IM: Extinct? Greaaat.
dragonclawsedw: Well ...um...
XStrike8: T: What's... ex... tinct, mister? o.o
Arch mage144: T: It means they no longer live, my child.
dragonclawsedw
: Y'see there's this little boy who wants more than anything in the world to have a unicorn as a friend....
pd Rydia: o__o
Arch mage144
: T: He wishes the companionship of a unicorn?
XStrike8
: T: Oh. o.o
Arch mage144: T: Is he a friend of yours?
dragonclawsedw
: *nods* That's one way of putting it yes...um...
AdamSquint: Umm...er..
AdamSquint: *not keen on lying*
Arch mage144: T: Nevertheless, you must take me to him!
XStrike8
: T: He's real nice, mister. ^_^.... o.o;;; at least I hope he's nice....
AdamSquint: *nod*
dragonclawsedw: IM: This better be a nice kid...
Arch mage144: T: I have much to atone for...and such a thing may just be what I must do.
dragonclawsedw
: Hey that works then! ^^;;;
XStrike8: Umm... Miss Aya? o.o
dragonclawsedw: IM: Guess I shoulda asked to see the kid first...*sweatdrop*
dragonclawsedw: Yes Solis?
XStrike8: *stomach rumbles*
XStrike8: I'm hungry.... o.o
dragonclawsedw: o_o;
Arch mage144: T: Lead the way, humans. *it seems to be a very gentle request*
AdamSquint
: *nod*
Arch mage144: (Benkui, brb)
AdamSquint
: Yes, let's go...
AdamSquint: (Okies.)
dragonclawsedw: You eat a lot kid-- hey I'm not a human...
XStrike8: Well, food is tasty, Miss Aya...
XStrike8: And besides... I think Azul wants some sandwiches too. ^_^
dragonclawsedw: IM: These guys eat like Lina >.>;;;
AdamSquint: <_<
Arch mage144: T: My apologies...no, you are not.
pd Rydia
: Meep!
pd Rydia
: Meep!
Arch mage144
: *nuzzles against Solis's cheek*
XStrike8
: T: What is it, Azul? o.o
pd Rydia: ^_^ *mrr!*
AdamSquint
: *doesn't really mention the fact he's not human*
XStrike8: Ehehe... That tickles. ^_^
dragonclawsedw: Okay then...um...Squintz could you lead the way back?
pd Rydia: ¬.¬ *eyes unicorn jealously*
pd Rydia
: Meep.
AdamSquint
: >_> Yeah...
AdamSquint: *turns in the direction of the town*
pd Rydia: *climbs up and perches on Solis's head* o.o
pd Rydia
: *sprawls* ^____^
XStrike8
: ^_^
pd Rydia: *flipping a paw over his left eye*
dragonclawsedw
: ^^ 'cause...well you know... *Follows Squintz*
XStrike8: *follows, a bit slowly*9
AdamSquint: *leads the way*
Arch mage144: *and thusly...the heroes walk back to town*
Arch mage144
: *and are gawked at by various passerby*
XStrike8
: At least there aren't any creepy skull-thingies around today...
Arch mage144: "Is that a UNICORN?" "Whoa, what is that thing?" "Mommy, LOOK!"
dragonclawsedw
: <.<;; ... >.>;;;
XStrike8: This is....
AdamSquint: IM: It's kind of odd to be leading the Queen, a child, a lapdragon..and a unicorn into town...
XStrike8: A cute horsie ^o^
dragonclawsedw: IM: These people have never seen one before? And they live in a forest next to them?
XStrike8: *pats the unicorn*
pd Rydia: ¬.¬
pd Rydia
: IM: It's not a DRAGON.
XStrike8
: Of course I like you too, Azul. *pets as well*9
Arch mage144: *after a minute of walking, the five arrive at the home of the mayor*
pd Rydia
: ...<_<;; Griao. ^__^
Arch mage144
: *who promptly answers the door upon hearing of their arrival*
XStrike8
: Hello. ^_^
Arch mage144: M: o_o Well then. I uh...you...is that?
Arch mage144
: M: *blinks*
dragonclawsedw
: Should we sing happy birthday too? *smirks*
pd Rydia: *blinks back*
XStrike8
: Birthdays are nice.
Arch mage144: (*THUD*)
XStrike8
: You get so much candy and cake and all those wonderful friends are there and.... and...
XStrike8: Umm... presents, too. ^o^
Arch mage144: M: ...yes...yes.
pd Rydia
: (...thud?)
Arch mage144
: M: Can you bring him...around back?
XStrike8
: What's wrong? You don't like cake? o.o;;;
XStrike8: I thought everyone liked cake.
AdamSquint: ...
dragonclawsedw: Uh, sure...^_^
Arch mage144: (Solis's comment just made me feel like *slaps hand to forehead* type of thing)
AdamSquint
: (GM: Oh, crap, we're using the wrong map!)
dragonclawsedw: (That rhymes!)
pd Rydia: (XP brb y'all. Azul meeps in the meantime)
XStrike8
: (hehehehe.)
Arch mage144: *the group walks around back, with the unicorn in tow, who is...rather intrigued by the human city*
XStrike8
: (Don't you like this kid? >:D)
KnightsofSquare: (*sings* In the village, the quiet village, the dragon meeps tonight...)
dragonclawsedw: (Hah!)
AdamSquint: IM: I hope that they're pleased...
XStrike8: (*sings along with Mike*)
dragonclawsedw: *rests her arms behind her head as she walks*
Arch mage144: *a kid, who looks about Solis' age, is out back, playing with some tin army men in a sandbox*
dragonclawsedw
: o.o IM: Must be the mayor's kid..
Arch mage144: *actually, come to think of which, he's probably a bit younger o_o*
Arch mage144
: (Solis is like 13, isn't he o_o)
AdamSquint
: IM: That must be him..
AdamSquint: (yeah.)
Arch mage144: (This kid looks a few years younger than that.)
XStrike8
: (Yeah. Old kid. ^_^;;; )
Arch mage144: K: *looks up* o.o -.- o.o
XStrike8
: (I should use the magic marker or something on Solis' age.)
Arch mage144: K: O.O
XStrike8
: Hi.
Arch mage144: K: O.O Daddy?
Arch mage144
: K: How is there a unicorn in the yard?
dragonclawsedw
: IM: ...Did he really want me to sing for him?
AdamSquint: >_> IM: I hope Her Highness doesn't sing again...
Arch mage144: M: These nice people got you one for your birthday.
Arch mage144
: K: o.o Wow.
XStrike8
: Happy Birthday. ^_^
pd Rydia: Meep. o.o *sniffs at the kid to see if he has the smell of food around him*
Arch mage144
: K: *runs over and glomps the unicorn*
dragonclawsedw
: IM: Practice makes perfect afterall! ^_^
Arch mage144: M: Uh, it's well trained and stuff, right...doesn't bite people or anything...
dragonclawsedw
: Awww......^_^
AdamSquint: IM: How cute..
XStrike8: Trained? o.o
pd Rydia: Meep? o.o
dragonclawsedw
: >.> No, he won't....bite.
AdamSquint: no..
Arch mage144: UT: Well, I hope you are a nice friend. ^.^
Arch mage144
: M: How wonder...did it just say something?
dragonclawsedw
: It speaks telepathically. *nods*
Arch mage144: UT: Yes. *blinks and looks at the mayor*
Arch mage144
: (It can't speak with it's mouth, cause then it'd have to be Mr. Ed. XP)
XStrike8
: The horsie is very good at speaking... *sage nod*
pd Rydia: (XP)
pd Rydia
: (*has a Mr. ED (computer) in the next room*)
XStrike8
: I don't think it can speak out of people's heads, though. o.o
Arch mage144: M: Well, er...
AdamSquint
: No...it can't.
Arch mage144: K: *still glomped to the unicorn* *____*
KnightsofSquare
: (...*sigh* No, Stacey, I am not creating a talking pony just for you. >.>;;; )
AdamSquint: <_<
pd Rydia: (XP)
Arch mage144
: M: ...so...what can I do for you folks again? You wanted to borrow some artifact?
AdamSquint
: He looks happy...
dragonclawsedw: No, like dragons they lack the correct anatomy in the throat to be able to form words and phrases like humans do...
XStrike8: (Stacey: But... but.... ;_; )
AdamSquint: Yes..
dragonclawsedw: Oh yes, the artifact. ^_^
AdamSquint: Um, perhaps we can borrow it?
Arch mage144: Absolutely...in fact, you can keep it.
AdamSquint
: o_O
Arch mage144: Well, come inside.
dragonclawsedw
: O_O Really? That's great! ^___^
pd Rydia: o_o *hopes they're talking about sandwiches, because he's hungry*
AdamSquint
: *follows him, dumbfounded*
dragonclawsedw: *Follows*
Arch mage144: And have lunch, while you're at it.
KnightsofSquare
: (Unicorn: T: I can too speak! *ahem* Whinnie. Whinnie. Neigh, neigh.)
XStrike8: *follows*
dragonclawsedw: IM: I'm gonna get me a new shiny yes I am...
pd Rydia: (XD)
Arch mage144
: *stage whisper* You folks are amazing. I can't believe you actually found a unicorn.
Arch mage144
: *sw* You...uh...deserve quite the reward.
Arch mage144
: *holds the door for everyone*
pd Rydia
: o_o
AdamSquint
: *walks in*
dragonclawsedw: ^_^ Heh.. *follows*
XStrike8: o.o Is it that hard to find a nice horsie? o.o
KnightsofSquare: (Note: A stage whisper is a whisper loud enough to carry to an entire audience. It's really just making normal or even slightly loud speaking sound like a whisper. Is that really what you mean?
dragonclawsedw: >_> Yes Solis, it's so hard to find good horsies these days.
XStrike8: Oh. Okay.
AdamSquint: >_>
dragonclawsedw: O_o;; *nearly facepalms*
Arch mage144: (o_o No, it isn't. *wasn't thinking--stage whisper = ACTING.* Why did that go right past me?)
pd Rydia
: o_o T: Sandwiches?
AdamSquint
: *w2Aya* You have to realize that he takes everything literally...
dragonclawsedw: (WOOSH!)
XStrike8: Umm... there aren't any sandwiches here are there? o.o;;;
dragonclawsedw: *w2Squintz* I thought he'd at least know what sarcasam was...
AdamSquint: *w2Aya* Perhaps not...
Arch mage144: *leads everyone to the living room and smiles* So, let me get that...thing for you...
dragonclawsedw
: ^_^ Right! *sits down on the couch*
AdamSquint: *stands8
AdamSquint: **
Arch mage144: And I think a small reward for each of you...and while we're at it, perhaps a quick drink or a snack? You look rather exhausted.
AdamSquint
: Thank you.
AdamSquint: ^_^
dragonclawsedw: A drink would be nice...^_^
XStrike8: A Snack would be nice too. ^_^
KnightsofSquare: (Woah! The mayor's gonna lay the SNACK down!)
AdamSquint: (BAD PUN. *punts Mike*)
Arch mage144: *leaves for a moment*
pd Rydia
: o_o
KnightsofSquare
: (*punted* Looks like Team Fluffy's blasting off agaaiiiiinnnnn...)
Arch mage144: *returns with a platter of finger sandwiches and a pitcher of lemonade, plus cups*
pd Rydia
: O_O MEEP!
dragonclawsedw
: (Hah!)
Arch mage144: *departs again*
pd Rydia
: *pounces the nearest sandwich territorially and growls playfully at Solis*
dragonclawsedw
: Mmmmm.... *pours herself some lemonade*
AdamSquint: *eats one sandwich, and has a sip of lemonade*
pd Rydia: >.> <.< >.>
Arch mage144
: *and returns with a long, wooden case and a sack*
KnightsofSquare
: (PEEM! PEEM! I'm a lapdragon walking backwards! ^_^)
pd Rydia: *gobbles sandwich and hops on another*
Arch mage144
: *sets the case on the table and the sack next to it*
pd Rydia
: (>:P hush you. *talking)
XStrike8
: *grabs several sandwiches and starts stuffing his face*
dragonclawsedw: o.o So what do we have here?
Arch mage144: Well, first off, a thousand gold pieces for your trouble.
dragonclawsedw
: IM: SWEEEEEEEEEEET
KnightsofSquare: (...no, walking. 'cause a bee flying backwards goes "Zzub zzub" according to the joke)
XStrike8: O.O Wooooow....
AdamSquint: O_O
AdamSquint: IM: HOLY SH...er...
Arch mage144: Secondly...*opens the case, revealing a sword, still in its scabbard*
pd Rydia
: (o_o *knows not the Zzub zzub joke*)
pd Rydia
: o_o
AdamSquint
: o_o
dragonclawsedw: o.o *eyes it* Ooo....
pd Rydia: *trots over to the gold* 6.6??
pd Rydia
: T: Shiny. o.o
AdamSquint
: *looks at Redemption*
KnightsofSquare: ("This is my mystical sword of funny slaying. I kill comedians with it.)
XStrike8: O.O
XStrike8: Wooooow...
Arch mage144: *the handle is rather ornate, and shaped roughly like an Ashuran holy symbol, made of silver*
pd Rydia
: *chews a piece of it* >_o
XStrike8
: That's reeeal shiny. O.O
dragonclawsedw: IM: Shiny...
Arch mage144: (You be quiet, or I'll get out the Maul of Anti-MSTing +30 XP)
pd Rydia
: >_< *decides the taste isn't to his liking and thusly darts back over to the sandwiches while the others are occupied with the silly shiny things*
AdamSquint
: *looks at Redemption, then the new sword*
pd Rydia: <_< >_> <_< *gobble snarf snap*
AdamSquint
: *Redemption, sword*
AdamSquint: *rinse and repeat*
KnightsofSquare: (Silly Azul...gold is for napping on, not eating!
Arch mage144: ...this is the Wraithslayer.
AdamSquint
: o_o
KnightsofSquare: ("...I use it to kill out-of-print White Wolf RPGs")
Arch mage144: It is so named because of its ability to slay the undead. In particular, those lacking in physical body.
dragonclawsedw
: o.o Aha.... IM: Obvious to what THAT does...
pd Rydia: *sniffs at the lemonade* >.o??
Arch mage144
: (¬_¬)
dragonclawsedw
: Lacking...in physical body?
dragonclawsedw: *peers at the sword astrally* IM: I wonder if it's like my dragon king sword...
dragonclawsedw: IM: I picked a fine time to leave that at home >.<#
Arch mage144: *the blade has a very strong holy aura about it*
AdamSquint
: IM: O_O I WANT THAT SWORD. >_> But Redemption...
AdamSquint: IM: >_<
dragonclawsedw: IM: Very much like it...
XStrike8: This looks like it'd be fun to play with.... almost... *walks over to it and tries to lift it*
dragonclawsedw: Swords aren't exactly toys Solis...
AdamSquint: Exactly.
Arch mage144: *Solis notes that the sword is pretty heavy for a 13 year old kid who has no idea how to wield one*
XStrike8
: o.o;;;; Heavy....
AdamSquint: o_o
XStrike8: *puts it down, at least able to avoid dropping it on his feet*
dragonclawsedw: Heavy? *goes to pick it up herself*
pd Rydia: *tries sticking his snout in the lemonade to get a drink, but instead gets it stuck in the pitcher's mouth*
AdamSquint
: (I really gotta give Squintz a holy symbol..or at least decide what diety he follows...)
pd Rydia: (Tunare, wouldn't he? As an elf?)
AdamSquint
: (I dunno...he's not exactly...normal for an elf...)
AdamSquint: (gah, OOC. I'll do this later.)
Arch mage144: (Invent one if you can't think of one)
dragonclawsedw
: (I shoulda given DC sword skills on her sheet x.x)
pd Rydia: o.o ~.~ o.o O_O *muffled* MEEP!
XStrike8
: *walks back over to the sandwiches*
pd Rydia: ... *decides to make the most of the situation and lap at the lemonade* o.o
AdamSquint
: *looks at Wraithslayer*
AdamSquint: o_o
Arch mage144: *Aya notes that, considering her size and the fact that she has a basic idea of what she's doing, she could probably use it*
dragonclawsedw
: *looks it over* IM: I miss my sword ;_;
AdamSquint: IM: Must...have...
Arch mage144: (Technicality: Aya has less STR than Solis, but Solis is 13.)
AdamSquint
: IM: Don't be greedy....no, BE greedy. No!
Arch mage144: (13 year old males aren't stronger than 400 year old dragonesses.)
dragonclawsedw
: (Which is kinda sad... *needs to get her strength up*)
dragonclawsedw: *puts the sword down* Hey if you wanna use it Squintz, go ahead...
Arch mage144: (Therefore, with things like this, I intend to treat Solis as though he had less STR than he does.)
XStrike8
: (Definitely a technicality.)
AdamSquint: *nod*
AdamSquint: *reaches out to grab it*
XStrike8: ('s fine with me. Besides. Solis was meant to get older as things go along anyways.)
dragonclawsedw: I have my own methods for dealing with things you can't "hit" anyways... *smirks*
Arch mage144: *As Squintz takes the sword, he feels the presence of benevolent spirits flooding through his body*
AdamSquint
: o...kay...
AdamSquint: o_o IM: ^_________________^
Arch mage144: I have no need for such a weapon...
AdamSquint
: it's...wonderful....
dragonclawsedw: *finishes her lemonade and goes to get more* O_o;
XStrike8: So you like it mister? o.o
Arch mage144: Though...I think my great grandfather may have used it, when he first established this town.
dragonclawsedw
: *sees Azul stuck in it* ....
dragonclawsedw: IM: I think I'll pass on the lemonade... *makes a face*
AdamSquint: This is a wonderfully crafted weapon...o_o
dragonclawsedw: Um, Solis... *points at Azul*
XStrike8: Azul? o.o O.O
XStrike8: T: Are you allright?
Arch mage144: ...you might wish to pull your pet out of the lemonade...
dragonclawsedw
: IM: No da..
AdamSquint: *not really paying attention to much else*
Arch mage144: Well. I'm glad you like it. Use it well...what DO you need it for, anyway?
XStrike8
: *goes to pull Azul out*
dragonclawsedw: Oh, we're gonna kill a lich... *casually*
Arch mage144: .......
Arch mage144
: Be careful
AdamSquint
: Well...we are currently hunting a scourge..an evil presence...or, a lich, yeah.
KnightsofSquare: (" ...you might wish to pull your pet out of the lemonade..." that is ace)
Arch mage144: ...yes. Be very careful.
pd Rydia
: *pulled out of the pitcher*
pd Rydia
: >_<
pd Rydia
: *shakes lemonade off his muzzle*
dragonclawsedw
: 'course, don't wanna die and end up serving the guy...
AdamSquint: Indeed...
Arch mage144: *sage nod*
dragonclawsedw
: That would really bite...
AdamSquint: Yeah, I think it would.
Arch mage144: Well, it is getting later.
Arch mage144
: You folks are quite welcome to stay the night here if you wish...
pd Rydia
: o.o *gets a better idea and begins to lap the lemonade off his muzzle instead*
pd Rydia
: *lick* >.o o.o *lick lick* >.o o.o
AdamSquint
: Thank you for your generosity. *bow*
dragonclawsedw: I wouldn't mind...could use a little rest...
XStrike8: Yeah...
dragonclawsedw: *watches Azul* IM: Waaaiiiii
Arch mage144: Spend a little time in town if you want, and I'll arrange for rooms to be provided at the local inn.
XStrike8
: Fighting mean floating things is.. tiring... -.-
Arch mage144: (It's about 7:00 PM or so, getting closer to sunset.)
dragonclawsedw
: ^_^ Thanks!
pd Rydia: o.o *seems completely energized*
pd Rydia
: *perhaps even more so due to the sugar in the lemonade* >.>??
Arch mage144
: *departs from the room with a smile*
dragonclawsedw
: ^_^ I have money, I'm going SHOPPING! ^___^
pd Rydia: (HA!)
AdamSquint
has left the room.
pd Rydia: (o_o)
dragonclawsedw
: (O.o; )
AdamSquint has entered the room.
pd Rydia: (wb. >_>;; )
XStrike8
: (PLAYER DOWN!! PLAYER DOWN!!! *alarm sounds*)
XStrike8: (WB.)
Arch mage144: (o_o;; He's back. Calm.)
AdamSquint
: (Gah, I tried to save it...and it froze.)
dragonclawsedw: *skips out the door, displaying the rarely seen Aya shopper fanatic*
AdamSquint: (um...what did I miss? ^^;;)
Arch mage144: (Shaun freaking out.)
AdamSquint
: (ah.)
AdamSquint: <_<
Arch mage144: (Oh no wait, you saw that.)
dragonclawsedw
has left the room.
AdamSquint: *is content with the sword*
AdamSquint: (AHH!)
Arch mage144: (WTF)
Arch mage144
: (I saved it btw, everyone relax)
XStrike8
: (PLAYER DOWN PLAYER DOWN!!! *more alarms*)
AdamSquint: (ah, okay. ^^;; )
XStrike8: (I just saved it myself.)
pd Rydia: *darts around the room, fighting against imaginary monsters for fun*
Arch mage144
: (She'll be back, I bet her computer's gone wonky)
AdamSquint
: IM: I now have two finely crafted weapons....
pd Rydia: >.> IM: bad horsie! mean horsies no get bissscuits. I hurt you!
pd Rydia
: *bat bat bat*
AdamSquint
: Umm...what is wrong with the lapdragon?
pd Rydia: <.< IM: silly flying things can't huuurrrt meee~! XP
XStrike8
: That's cute. ^_^
pd Rydia: *vicious attacks a window drape*
pd Rydia
: *careful not to chew it too badly, cuz people don't seem to like that much >_>*
AdamSquint
: it sure is energetic...
AdamSquint: o_o
pd Rydia: *gets tangled into the material* o_o
pd Rydia
: *wriggles furiously* ><++
pd Rydia
: *falls out* @_@
AdamSquint
: IM: Hmm..perhaps a bit TOO energetic..
pd Rydia: *starts dashing around the room with no seeming rhyme or reason, like a spastic cat*
pd Rydia
: >.> *skitter* <.< *dart!* *POUNCE*
pd Rydia
: o.o *has captured Squintz's foot*
pd Rydia
: *inspects the foot underneath his front paws* <.<??
XStrike8
: T: Azul? Are you OK?
pd Rydia: T: Yesss. o.o ^_^
pd Rydia
: *trots over to Solis and climbs up to perch on his shoulder* o.o ^_^ Griao.
XStrike8
: T: What're you doooing? o.o
pd Rydia: T: Playin' games.
pd Rydia
: T: Fighting monsssters.
AdamSquint
: *looks at Azul*
XStrike8: T: Monsters ? O.O
XStrike8: Azul says he's fighting Monsters....
dragonclawsedw has entered the room.
pd Rydia: (wb, Kate)
dragonclawsedw
: (GRRRRRRR!)
XStrike8: (WB, Kate)
dragonclawsedw: (I hate this computer...)
pd Rydia: (don't look now, you're yellow. >_>;;; )
AdamSquint
: (yoeth.)
dragonclawsedw: (....ick.)
pd Rydia: (brb XP)
dragonclawsedw
: (now where were we? ah yes....)
dragonclawsedw: *wanders around town looking for a store*
XStrike8: I... think I'm gonna take a nape now...
pd Rydia: o.o
AdamSquint
: *nod*
AdamSquint: Okay, you do that.
pd Rydia: T: Okay I'll fight off the monstersss. ^_^
AdamSquint
: IM: Poor kid..exerting himself so much...
Arch mage144: (What's Squintz gonna do?)
dragonclawsedw
: (A nape!)
AdamSquint: (Hmm..
AdamSquint: )
pd Rydia: *jumps down and runs around batting at invisible fiends once again*
AdamSquint
: IM: Maybe...
XStrike8: *lays down and starts to snooze lightly*
AdamSquint: *decides to look for a potion shop or something*
AdamSquint: (there we go. ^_^)
dragonclawsedw: ShoppING! ShoppING~!
Arch mage144: (For ease, how about Aya and Squintz shop together?)
AdamSquint
: (*nod*)
dragonclawsedw: (Sure ^_^)
AdamSquint: *catches up with Aya*
Arch mage144: *after a bit of walking, the two of them pass by a couple of stores*
AdamSquint
: *sheaths Wraithslayer and holds it*
dragonclawsedw: >.> Hmm...
pd Rydia: (*pokes Mike and points to Brian's away message* You started a trend. XP)
AdamSquint
: IM: I should get another belt...
AdamSquint: (Indeed. ^_^)
Arch mage144: *the Owl's Apocathery, the Metalworker's Haven, and the Frothing Ale pub*
dragonclawsedw
: *eyes the pub...then the weapon shop*
AdamSquint: *looks disdainfully at the pub*
dragonclawsedw: IM: Booze....shiny...booze....shiny....booze...shiny...
AdamSquint: *looks instead at the apocathery*
dragonclawsedw: ._. IM: Some decisions are so hard...
Arch mage144: (You can buy a lot of booze with a thousand spare gold pieces o_o;;; )
AdamSquint
: (Heh.)
pd Rydia: (XP)
dragonclawsedw
: <.< *decides to go to the weapons store*
AdamSquint: *follows Aya anyway*
XStrike8: (Or a decent shiney. ^_^)
pd Rydia: (Squintz: *looks disdainfully at a pub* Dia: *lays the royal beat down, for he's looking disdainfully at HER pub*)
dragonclawsedw
: (Hehehe)
AdamSquint: (Now we see how differently Aya and Squintz think.)
AdamSquint: (Aya: BOOZE! Squintz: POTION!)
Arch mage144: *the Metalworker's Haven is a simple little store, of average size and shape, and a thin young man behind the counter with short, reddish hair and freckles grins at the two adventurers*
AdamSquint
: *looks around*
Arch mage144: *crates and boxes are strewn about, probably containing shipments and goods*
AdamSquint
: IM: Oooh, that'd be hard to move in...>.o
dragonclawsedw: Heya, what do you have in the form of daggers and all?
Arch mage144: *the kid behind the counter screws up his face, as though thinking*
Arch mage144
: We have all manners of equipment for sale, ideal for outfitting any militia or adventurer. *his lines sound like he spends a lot of time rehearsing them*
AdamSquint
: <_<
Arch mage144: As far as those? Let's take a look!
Arch mage144
: *he walks into the back room momentarily*
dragonclawsedw
: (*cracking up*)
Arch mage144: *and returns with a wooden case*
Arch mage144
: *he sets it on the counter and opens it, revealing an array of weapons*
Arch mage144
: *all of which are daggers, excuse me*
AdamSquint
: (Yes, the back room! Because if a store doesn't have a back room, it SUCKS!)
dragonclawsedw: Hmmmm.....
XStrike8: (THE BACK ROOM... guarantee of quality service everywhere...)
AdamSquint: Umm...sir...
Arch mage144: *one of the daggers is long, thin, and silvery, and with an amber hilt*
AdamSquint
: Would you happen to have a belt that could hold two weapons?
Arch mage144: *lying next to it is a dagger with a curved, wavy blade*
AdamSquint
: *points at Redemption and Wraithslayer*
Arch mage144: Yeah, I think we do. I can get one for you when I'm done with your lady friend here.
dragonclawsedw
: *frowns*
AdamSquint: *nod* Thank you.
dragonclawsedw: Anything special about that curvy one?
Arch mage144: *another blade is reddish, and has a hilt with a heart shaped end, and a thread of metal runs up the hilt from the heart like a trickle of blood might*
dragonclawsedw
: IM: Ooh that one looks pretty..
Arch mage144: That one's enchanted to strike creatures which are immune to normal weapons. *points to the wavy one*
AdamSquint
: IM: Lady friend...does that mean? NO! I'm not invovled! oh, you'd LOVE to be involved. NO, I WOULDN'T! Yes you would. NO! SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUTUP! >____<
dragonclawsedw: Oh really? Hmmm...
Arch mage144: (Brb.)
AdamSquint
: (ok.)
XStrike8: (Crisis of Conscience...)
AdamSquint: (horrary for permanent demon scarring!)
pd Rydia: (Squintz needs some of Hak's Picture Books. *nod nod*)
pd Rydia
: (Permanent demon scarring?)
AdamSquint
: (He was possessed 100 years ago shortly, it kind of scarred him mentally.)
AdamSquint: (that side won't do much other than be like an evil concience.)
AdamSquint: (*conscience)
Arch mage144: (*finishes off the pastrami and cleans up his mess*)
Arch mage144
: See anything you like yet?
dragonclawsedw
: Hey this one's pretty... *picks up the heart dagger*
Arch mage144: Ahh, that.
Arch mage144
: That one's enchanted to magically drain the life of those it causes to bleed...
dragonclawsedw
: O_O Really???
pd Rydia: (WHEE!)
Arch mage144
: The drained energy is siphoned to the wielder of the weapon.
pd Rydia
: (*wants one* XP)
AdamSquint
: o_o
dragonclawsedw: Ooo...how much is this one?
AdamSquint: IM: Ow.
Arch mage144: *thinks*
Arch mage144
: 800 gold.
dragonclawsedw
: Hmm, one quick question, anything special about THAT one? *points at the first dagger*
Arch mage144: It's well made. o.o My father forges all of these himself, after all.
dragonclawsedw
: *nods* I'll take the drain dagger... *shells out 800 gp*
Arch mage144: (The 1000 GP is rapidly reduced to 200!)
AdamSquint
: IM: A nice way to spend the money...
dragonclawsedw has left the room.
AdamSquint: (The party loses 800 GP!)
AdamSquint: (o_o;;; )
Arch mage144: (*whump* AND Kate.)
XStrike8
: (Wonderful. >_<)
pd Rydia: (o.o() yarg...)
AdamSquint
: (BRB, benkui.)
dragonclawsedw has entered the room.
dragonclawsedw: (*sob* I hate this computer)
Arch mage144: *hands over the dagger* (You didn't miss anything)
Arch mage144
: Here you are. *takes Aya's money* I hope you're satisfied with it! ^_^
XStrike8
: (*huggles Kate*)
dragonclawsedw: *takes it* ^_^ Thankye
dragonclawsedw: IM: Stabby stabby!
pd Rydia: (wb)
Arch mage144
: (OOC information: You've acquired a Vampire's Tooth. It's a +2/+1 Heavy Dagger with a +3 to damage, and it drains any injuries caused as health for the wielder.)
dragonclawsedw
: (Woo! ^_^)
Arch mage144: (Adam went benkui, so we wait just a second longer.)
KnightsofSquare
: (...that's a nice weapon.)
KnightsofSquare: (...now if only it were pink, or fluffy or something.)
AdamSquint: (back. ^_^)
XStrike8: (Not bad at all.)
AdamSquint: (what're the stats for Wraithslayer?)
XStrike8: (Buy it and find out. >:D)
Arch mage144: (He owns it o_o)
AdamSquint
: (He HAS it.)
Arch mage144: (He can tell from the aura--it counts as a +1/+1 Longsword with a +1 to damage. However, there's a very powerful anti-undead aura about it.)
Arch mage144
: (You can't tell the exact effect.)
AdamSquint
: (ah. ^_^)
AdamSquint: (thanks. ^_^)
Arch mage144: Will that be everything for you, ma'am?
XStrike8
: (Sorry for being dumb right now. >:P)
Arch mage144: Oh, you wanted a...right.
dragonclawsedw
: That'll be it... ^_^
Arch mage144: *takes the box of daggers and goes into the back room again*
dragonclawsedw
: *wanders off*
AdamSquint: Um, sir, can I purchase that belt?
Arch mage144: *returns with a belt designed to hold two swords, one on each hip, like a berserker might wear*
AdamSquint
: ^^;;
AdamSquint: Thank you! ^_^
AdamSquint: How much is it?
Arch mage144: Yes, certainly!
Arch mage144
: 50 GP.
AdamSquint
: *nod*
AdamSquint: Um...Aya? Aya?
AdamSquint: Can I have 50 GP?
Arch mage144: IM: Apparently, he doesn't wear the pants in his family...
pd Rydia
: (XP)
XStrike8
: (Would you say that about an hour and a half has passed? o.o)
dragonclawsedw: O_o What do you mean can you have 50 GP...
dragonclawsedw: You have your own money XP
AdamSquint: Umm...for this belt.
AdamSquint: ...
AdamSquint: (actually, yeah, I think he still has 50 GP left over.)
Arch mage144: (No, he doesn't >.>)
Arch mage144
: (Squintz is dead broke. XD)
AdamSquint
: (Or not. ^^;; )
AdamSquint: Um...I don't have ANY money now.
Arch mage144: (Squintz: 0 GP, 1 light mana (10+1d10), 1 medium heal (30+1d10), Wraithslayer)
AdamSquint
: >_>;;;
KnightsofSquare: (And the belt has stitched into it the holy symbols of the Red Button....XP)
XStrike8: *yawwwns*
AdamSquint: (ah yes. ^_^)
dragonclawsedw: You don't?? O.o; Oh well then...
dragonclawsedw: *gives Squintz 50 gp* ^^;;
XStrike8: =.= o.o -.- o.o
AdamSquint: Thanks! ^_^
AdamSquint: *pays for the belt* Thank you, sir.
XStrike8: That... wasn't too bad of a nap...
Arch mage144: Thanks for doing business!
AdamSquint
: IM: er...I'll put it on later...>_>
AdamSquint: No problem.
Arch mage144: *leans on the counter and grins, glad to be making a bit of money*
AdamSquint
: (OOC Squintz: NOW LET'S GET DRUNK!)
Arch mage144: *back out on the streets, things are as they were before...and then sun has started to set*
dragonclawsedw
: It's getting late... *looks at the potion shop*
XStrike8: T to Aya: Hello?
Arch mage144: ("What a terrible night to have a curse." Assuming I quoted that right >.> Name that quote!)
AdamSquint
: (Trigun? ^^; )
AdamSquint: (Slayers?)
Arch mage144: (Castlevania II o_o For the NES. ^^;;; )
XStrike8
: (o.o;;; )
AdamSquint: (^^;;;; )
dragonclawsedw: T: Wha? Who's this? Solis?
XStrike8: T: Hiya. ^_^
XStrike8: T: What're you doooooing? o.o
pd Rydia: *sleeping on the now-empty sandwich platter* -.- *mrr-snore*
dragonclawsedw
: T: Shopping ^o^
XStrike8: T: Shopping for what? o.o
AdamSquint: ^_^
dragonclawsedw: T: Stuff.
dragonclawsedw: *heads into the potion store*
XStrike8: T: oooooh. Sounds Scary.
pd Rydia: (XP)
XStrike8
: T: Can you show me what stuff?
dragonclawsedw: *and slips her new dagger in her boot*
AdamSquint: *follows, like a good 'husband'*
dragonclawsedw: T: Sure, when I get back
Arch mage144: *the potion store smells weird, to put it bluntly--the odors of ginger and wildflowers mingle with those of coal tar, burning wood, and lemons*
Arch mage144
: *suddenly, an explosion is heard, and the entire shop smells like fresh pine*
XStrike8
: T: But can't you tell me here? o.o
dragonclawsedw: *jumps*
AdamSquint: O_o
dragonclawsedw: T: I got a dagger. ^_^
dragonclawsedw: *scrunches her nose* Pine...?
pd Rydia: (smells like lemons! XD)
Arch mage144
: *colorful bottles, books, and flasks are neatly stacked on shelves lining the walls, and a rather haggard looking gnome pops out of the back room, and climbs up on something behind the counter placed there for the purpose*
XStrike8
: T: A dagger? o.o
Arch mage144: Uh, er, hello? ^_^;;;
AdamSquint
: (Yep, we can shop here. It has the seal of quality.)
dragonclawsedw: T: For me to fight with ^_^
dragonclawsedw: o_o Heya...
XStrike8: T: I knew that....
XStrike8: IM: DID I know that? o.o;;;;
dragonclawsedw: T: Um....
Arch mage144: Can I, uh, help you two with anything?
dragonclawsedw
: o_o What do you have as far as ... *thinks* IM: What do I need...?
Arch mage144: Excuse the...er...the mess...
Arch mage144
: That explosion was normal!
Arch mage144
: ^_^;;;
AdamSquint
: ...
dragonclawsedw: *gives Squintz the money* >.>;; It was?
Arch mage144: Absolutely!
dragonclawsedw
: Why does it smell like pine?
AdamSquint: *holds the money* >_>
Arch mage144: And the room is SUPPOSED to smell like pine!
Arch mage144
: ^_^;;;;
AdamSquint
: IM: Well, at least we know it's genuine..
XStrike8: T: I'm bored... And I think Azul's tired of chasing monsters by now...
XStrike8: T: Should I come with you now? o.o
pd Rydia: -.- *mrr-snooore*
dragonclawsedw
: T: Sure, but it's getting late...
dragonclawsedw: T: We're probably going to bed soon too Solis
XStrike8: T: Otay. I'll say here, then.
XStrike8: *stay
Arch mage144: *the gnome blinks at the two of them* Er, so...are you going to buy anything? I have everything! And if I don't have it, I can whip it up in an hour, if I have the ingredients.
Arch mage144
: Potions for all ills and ailments!
AdamSquint
: IM: Nice.
AdamSquint: Hmm..
Arch mage144: Make the lady fall in love with you! Grow hair on your head--or your chest!
dragonclawsedw
: Hmm...uh >.>;;
AdamSquint: ...
dragonclawsedw: ....we're not an item.
AdamSquint: Um, I don't think we need THOSE types of potions..
AdamSquint: >_>;;;;;;;
Arch mage144: Cure all manner of diseases, from the spotted plauge to the yellow flu!
dragonclawsedw
: Cure diseases? IM: That could be useful..
Arch mage144: And some absolute bargains for adventurers and thrillseekers, too!
Arch mage144
: That's what you are, right >.>?
AdamSquint
: Yeah, adventures...IM: NOT AN ITEM.
AdamSquint: hm....
Arch mage144: (*takes "Squintz+Aya" out of his inventory* Not an item...darn)
dragonclawsedw
: Yep we are ^_^ We're gonna kill a lich.
AdamSquint: (XP)
Arch mage144: I thought I smelled dead people. o.o
AdamSquint
: o_o
Arch mage144: (*sings* I smell death and...candy, yeah...)
XStrike8
: (No no no. THe line is "I See Dead People". >:P)
Arch mage144: (God, I'm MSTing my own RP o_O)
dragonclawsedw
: Smell dead people? *sniffs herself* It's not me...
dragonclawsedw: *eyes Squintz* <.<
Arch mage144: Oh, no, not ON you.
Arch mage144
: I smelled them a few days ago.
XStrike8
: (*sniffs Mike* He seems dead now.... o.o;;; )
AdamSquint: ...
dragonclawsedw: A few days ago? o.o Nearby?
Arch mage144: ...YOU smell like...
AdamSquint
: IM: I don't wanna know what I smell like... >_>
Arch mage144: >.O *sniffs the air*
XStrike8
: (Death!!!)
dragonclawsedw: (No, that's Ayra XP)
Arch mage144: Destiny! ^o^
dragonclawsedw
: O_o Destiny?
AdamSquint: <_<
pd Rydia: (doom!)
Arch mage144
: Why of course!
XStrike8
: (DESTRUCTION!!!)
Arch mage144: And what better to help you fulfill your destiny than a few potions >.>?
dragonclawsedw
: o_O *leans forwards and sniffs the gnome* ....
dragonclawsedw: You smell like pine, lemons, and ginger.
AdamSquint: ...
Arch mage144: Y...yes, that happens when you work with the ingredients I do. ^_^;;
AdamSquint
: IM: As long as they don't smell me...
dragonclawsedw: (Smells like chocobo!)
Arch mage144: (*uses a carrot*)
XStrike8
: (Mimmet Greens work better. *sage nod*)
dragonclawsedw: Squintz, you buy this stuff....
Arch mage144: IM: CUSTOMERS! ^o^
AdamSquint
: *nod*
AdamSquint: Well, are there any common diseases caused by undead creatures?
Arch mage144: (Damnit, I will be back as SOON as I can)
AdamSquint
: (*nod*)
Arch mage144: (oh, wait nevermind)
AdamSquint
: (o.o Okay.)
Arch mage144: Why yes, of course. *nods and swallows*
dragonclawsedw
: (Whew...)
AdamSquint: What are they?
dragonclawsedw: Like...?
Arch mage144: The most common is the black flu.
AdamSquint
: *nod*
Arch mage144: But you've gotta be careful! Especially when you're dealing with liches!
XStrike8
: T: Azul... what monster are you fighting now? o.o
Arch mage144: Why, did you know that the mere touch of a lich can send a mortal into a coma indistinguishable from death!?
dragonclawsedw
: That's what the mayor said...
AdamSquint: o_o
dragonclawsedw: o___o
AdamSquint: Umm...now I do...
dragonclawsedw: .....no I didn't actually.
dragonclawsedw: But now we know...and knowing is half the battle! ~_^
AdamSquint: IM: Must stay strong...slay the evil...
XStrike8: (GEEE IIII JOOOOE!!!)
XStrike8: (FYI, that comes on around midnight on CN now. 9.9 )
Arch mage144: Yes, indeed.
Arch mage144
: And I have the remedy!
dragonclawsedw
: Anything you got that'll cure that stuff? ...perfect!
AdamSquint: (yeah, I watched it yesterday.)
Arch mage144: *reaches over and grabs a small flask with a tiny bit of clear liquid in the bottom and swirls it*
Arch mage144
: *he uncorks the bottle, letting what smells like fresh fish waft into the room*
AdamSquint
: ...
XStrike8: (Yeah, but can he cure athlete's foot? e.e)
dragonclawsedw: (Heh)
dragonclawsedw: o.o How much?
pd Rydia: T: *sleepy meep* =_=??
Arch mage144
: Oh...actually, this fluid cures any magically induced paralysis. *takes a hearty sniff8
Arch mage144
: *
Arch mage144
: ^_^
AdamSquint
: Useful.
Arch mage144: I'll sell you a bottle for 110 GP.
AdamSquint
: IM: oooh...
AdamSquint: >.o
AdamSquint: *looks at the money*
AdamSquint: IM: 150...
dragonclawsedw: IM: ooo perfect!
Arch mage144: (You actually have 175.)
AdamSquint
: (really?)
Arch mage144: (Aya picked up some extra GP earlier somehow or other.)
AdamSquint
: (ah.)
AdamSquint: *175, then
Arch mage144: Ohh!
Arch mage144
: It's EVO!
AdamSquint
: Huh?
Arch mage144: (...wrong window)
AdamSquint
: (^^;;)
dragonclawsedw: (Didn't spend all her money I think)
dragonclawsedw: Get it Squintz!
AdamSquint: *nod*
AdamSquint: Okay, we'll take one.
AdamSquint: One bottle, that is.
dragonclawsedw: Indeed. *nods*
Arch mage144: *hands him the bottle, after corking it*
Arch mage144
: (Aya now has 65 GP)
Arch mage144
: *takes the money*
AdamSquint
: Thank you.
dragonclawsedw: Hm, I think that's good for now eh Squintz?
AdamSquint: Yeah. I think so too.
dragonclawsedw: Let's head to the inn, I'm tired...
Arch mage144: *grins at the two of them* Have a nice evening!
dragonclawsedw
: >.>;;;
AdamSquint: You too! ^_^
AdamSquint: ...IM: AHHH! NOT THAT!
dragonclawsedw: ....*mumbleWerenotaniitemmumble*
Arch mage144: *disappears into the back room...and the sound of ducks quacking ensues*
AdamSquint
: IM: >________<
dragonclawsedw: ...O_o;;;;; *exits store quickly*
AdamSquint: (No! Don't do that to the poor ducks!)\
AdamSquint: *follows after her*
dragonclawsedw: Let's catch up with Solis and crash for the night...
pd Rydia: (*laughing*)
AdamSquint
: Yeah...
Arch mage144: (BRB, brush teeth)
AdamSquint
: (ok.)
dragonclawsedw: SOOOOOOOLIS!
AdamSquint: O_<
AdamSquint: IM: MY EARS!
dragonclawsedw: T: Hey Solis we're going to the inn now
XStrike8: T: Okay. ^_^
dragonclawsedw: T: Meet us there? Kay?
XStrike8: T: I haven't left yet. ^_^;;;
dragonclawsedw: T: Ack! Then get here you silly thing...
XStrike8: T: But I'll meet you there... I think...
pd Rydia: =_= *mrr-snore*
AdamSquint
: Are you speaking with him now?
dragonclawsedw: Yep...he;ll meet us at the inn hopefully
dragonclawsedw: *heads for the inn*
AdamSquint: Okay.
AdamSquint: *follows*
dragonclawsedw: IM: I gots me a new dagger yes I do ^-^
XStrike8: *heads off for the inn as well*
AdamSquint: IM: Yay! I have two swords! ^_____^
pd Rydia: T: Meep? =_=??
pd Rydia
: *stumbles lazily after Solis*
dragonclawsedw
: *heads up to the counter* ^_^
Arch mage144: *after a bit, everyone meets up at the inn--the hangout and refuge known as the Frothing Ale*
XStrike8
: Wake up, sleepyhead!!! *stops to pick up Azul*
dragonclawsedw: IM: I think I'm going to like this place....
XStrike8: >.> <.< T: Miss Aya?
dragonclawsedw: T: Yes Solis?
pd Rydia: =_= *falls asleep in Solis's arms...probably to wake up to play with the covers in the middle of the night*
Arch mage144
: *the innkeep, a bald man with a moustache, an apron, and a reddish shirt, leans over the counter and winks at Aya*
AdamSquint
: *looks around the inn*
AdamSquint: <_<
Arch mage144: Can I help ye?
AdamSquint
: IM: Lecherous old men...
XStrike8: T: Where are you? o.o
dragonclawsedw: Yeah, the mayor set us up with some rooms here for the night...
dragonclawsedw: T: At an inn, it's called the Frothing Ale
XStrike8: T: Yeah, I'm here...
dragonclawsedw: And I'd like a dragon ale...
dragonclawsedw: T: We're up at the counter
AdamSquint: *stays quiet*
Arch mage144: Aye, that seems right. I think 'e popped in 'ere earlier to let me know about that.
dragonclawsedw
: *ears flick* Well that's us. *nods*
AdamSquint: yes...
dragonclawsedw: IM: Just gonna get a drink, then go to bed...
Arch mage144: *nod* Aye, no problems then. *gives Aya a pair of keys*
dragonclawsedw
: Thanks...T: Solis, where ya at?
XStrike8: T: I'm right.. *bumps into Aya* Whoops.
Arch mage144: First and second rooms on yer left. *points*
XStrike8
: Excuse me, mis.... Oh. There you are. ^_^
dragonclawsedw: Ah there you are...
AdamSquint: Thank you, sir.
dragonclawsedw: First and second rooms? Thanks..
XStrike8: Cool...
AdamSquint: IM: GOOD! Separate rooms....
dragonclawsedw: *gives Squintz the keys* I'm getting a drink before I crash...
AdamSquint: *nod* Okay...just don't overdo it...
AdamSquint: IM: GAH! I sound like a concerned husband!
AdamSquint: IM: >_<
dragonclawsedw: IM: Where does Solis sleep? O_o;
XStrike8: Mister Squintz? o.o
Arch mage144: (*evil grin*)
AdamSquint
: Yes?
dragonclawsedw: *heads for the bar, if there is one*
XStrike8: Do you like miss Aya?
XStrike8: o.o
AdamSquint: O_O
dragonclawsedw: (Oh dear god... XD)
pd Rydia: (>XD)
AdamSquint
: NOIDONOTWANTTOHAVESEXWITHHER!
dragonclawsedw: O_O;;;
XStrike8: (<--- Ebil)
pd Rydia: (Shaun's in on the char-breaking fun)
Arch mage144
: *...whole bar looks at Squintz*
XStrike8
: o.o -.- o.o
AdamSquint: O_O
dragonclawsedw: *whirls around and stares at Squintz*
XStrike8: What's Sex? o.o
AdamSquint: O_O
XStrike8: Is that a game?
AdamSquint: O_O
XStrike8: o.o
pd Rydia: (Does Amanda know you have her uterus?)
AdamSquint
: O O
pd Rydia: =_e? Meep?
AdamSquint
: *shatters*
dragonclawsedw: *gives Squintz the "You're explaining that one" look*
Arch mage144: *the people in the bar go back to their business*
XStrike8
: (>.> umm... <.<;;;; Err..... (
AdamSquint: O O
XStrike8: (*dashes off hoping Amanda doesn't find him*)
XStrike8: Mister Squintz? o.o
AdamSquint: O O
dragonclawsedw: Hey tender...gimme a dragon ale, make it a double.
XStrike8: *tugs on his pants* Mister Squintz? Are you allright? o.o;;;
AdamSquint: *snaps out of it* Uhhh..yes?
Arch mage144: ...sure thing miss...
Arch mage144
: *gets her a drink*
dragonclawsedw
: *sits down at the bar* IM: Wanna forget that quick...
dragonclawsedw: *drinks* -.-
AdamSquint: *shakes his yead* Yeah?
XStrike8: Are you allright Mister Squintz?
pd Rydia: (shake that yead!)
XStrike8
: You looked weird for a moment there. o.o
XStrike8: You don't feel sick or anything, do you?
AdamSquint: Yeah...er...I'll be fine...>_>;;;
dragonclawsedw: *Drink drink yawn*
AdamSquint: IM: Woooo! Good job, dumbass! SHUT UP! No, seriously, GREAT! I couldn't have done ANY better! GAH!
dragonclawsedw: *Finishes her drinks* e_e Thanks...
dragonclawsedw: *wobbles off to one of the rooms*
Arch mage144: *TIME LAPSE!*
dragonclawsedw
: (XD)
AdamSquint: (woo!)
dragonclawsedw: (*plays music*)
Arch mage144: *morning comes, the sun peeking over the crest of the hills gently and streaming light through Squintz's window...who we assume slept in the 2nd room with Solis*
AdamSquint
: (YES, We DO.)
dragonclawsedw: (Yeeeep XD)
Arch mage144: *Squintz hears a knock at the door*
AdamSquint
: *grumble* >_>
AdamSquint: *gets up, and opens the door*
AdamSquint: *is not wearing his headband, letting his hair go down to his shoulders*
XStrike8: *still sleeping* No, mommy, I don't WAAANA go to school.....
dragonclawsedw: *asleep, in her OWN room* zzzz -.- n' some bread too....
Arch mage144: *a man blinks at Squintz*
Arch mage144
: ...morning!
AdamSquint
: *blinks at the man*
AdamSquint: Yes...it is morning.
Arch mage144: Would you like a copy of the newspaper?
AdamSquint
: ...sure.
KnightsofSquare: (...interesting question. Does Doma have moveable type presses?)
Arch mage144: *hands Squintz a newspaper/flyer with the headline "Mayor's Sun Recieves a Unicorn, Rewards Adventurers"*
dragonclawsedw
: (Good question...maybe...)
KnightsofSquare: (Mayor's Celestial Body?)
AdamSquint: Thank you, sir.
Arch mage144: *SON
Arch mage144
: *SON SON SON
Arch mage144
: (X_X *dies*)
AdamSquint
: *chuckles at the headline*
XStrike8: (in other news... fire strikes out and destroys the mayor's new unicorn)
dragonclawsedw: *snore*
XStrike8: (Apparently the flames from the mayor's Sun were too hot and consumed the poor animal.)
pd Rydia: *wide awake and staring up Solis's left nostril* o.o
pd Rydia
: *bat bat*
XStrike8
: (More news at 11)
Arch mage144: (OK, enough about my typo v.v;;; )
XStrike8
: *snorts*
XStrike8: (*pat pats Brian* Mistakes happen)
pd Rydia: *pause...bat bat bat* o.o
pd Rydia
: o.o?? *bat bat*
AdamSquint
: *thumbs through the flyer/newspaper*
Arch mage144: *nothing in particular pops out at Squintz...obituaries, a wedding, births, and an advertisement for a mule*
AdamSquint
: (Squintz: Hot damn! I want to buy me a mule!)
dragonclawsedw: (If we use the mule, we're guarenteed to win!)
XStrike8: *sneezes*
XStrike8: Just five more minutes momm....zzzzz.....
AdamSquint: Intersting...
AdamSquint: <_<
Arch mage144: Yes. Thank you for your patronage! ^_^
Arch mage144
: *disappears*
AdamSquint
: >_>
AdamSquint: IM: Well, at least I didn't have to tip him...
dragonclawsedw: *yawns and sits up*
XStrike8: (*is looking for a particular song in his playlist. Pray that he gets done sometime THIS year* >:P)
dragonclawsedw: e_e Morning? I feel better at least...
XStrike8: *rolls over... almost on top of Azul*
dragonclawsedw: *gets out of bed and stretches*
pd Rydia: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
AdamSquint
: *watches Solis for a bit, then starts to get ready*
pd Rydia: O__________O
AdamSquint
: >_o
pd Rydia: *skitters like hell*
XStrike8
: AAAH!!! I'm Up.... I'm Up *sits up in bed*
pd Rydia: *and pounces Solis's head, deciding it must be a game*
XStrike8
: *pounced* >.O Azzzuuuuulll!!!
Arch mage144: (*adjusts stats so everyone is full*)
AdamSquint
: (woot!)
dragonclawsedw: *gets cleaned up and dressed, exiting the room*
XStrike8: (FOUND IT!!!)
dragonclawsedw: *brushing her hair as she does so* Oy, never stops sticking up...
XStrike8: (*puts on FF2: Into the Darkness*)
AdamSquint: *puts on his brand new belt*
pd Rydia: ^_^ Meep!
dragonclawsedw
: *pulls down a spike, then releases it, which promptly springs back up*
pd Rydia: *bats at Solis's face from above*
XStrike8
: =.= -.-
pd Rydia: T: Sandwiches?
AdamSquint
: *brushes off his cape, then walks out of the room*
XStrike8: o.o >.O Hey!!!
XStrike8: T: Wait a bit... =.=
XStrike8: o.o ooh.
dragonclawsedw: Damn you Aki... *mutters*
XStrike8: Nice belt.
AdamSquint: *lastly, bunches his hair up and holds it up with his headband*
XStrike8: (DIGU BOLT!!!)
Arch mage144: *room service brings breakfast*
AdamSquint
: (heh. That's why her hairs like that?)
XStrike8: Yay!!!
pd Rydia: Meep? o.o Griao?
dragonclawsedw
: Oooo....I like this... ^_^
Arch mage144: *steaming hot platters of eggs, steak, bacon, sausage, and toast with butter are brought to the rooms*
pd Rydia
: GRIAO!
AdamSquint
: o.o
XStrike8: *runs over to the food and starts consuming*
pd Rydia: *skitters over to the food and stares at it hungrily*
AdamSquint
: IM: I AM hungry...
dragonclawsedw: (Yeah, if you read my old EDW fic you'd know Adam XP)
pd Rydia: *fights with Solis for food*
pd Rydia
: >\/>
XStrike8
: *it seems as if he's trying to out-eat Azul*
XStrike8: <V<
AdamSquint: *grabs some eggs and bacon and toast and butter*
dragonclawsedw: o__o
AdamSquint: (Where's your old fic?)
pd Rydia: T: I can eat twice as much as you! XP
dragonclawsedw
: You eat as bad as Lina kiddo..
dragonclawsedw: (On the old board ^^;; )
XStrike8: T: No you can't!!! I can eat...
AdamSquint: (Urg.)
XStrike8: T: TWENTY TIMES as much!!!
pd Rydia: (the OLD OLD board)
AdamSquint
: (Urg URG.)
XStrike8: (Loverly. >:P)
pd Rydia: T: O_O >\/>;; I can eat 40 times as much!
XStrike8
: (Typo intentional.)
dragonclawsedw: *manages to grab some bacon and a pastry* >.>;;
AdamSquint: IM: >_> Good bacon...
XStrike8: (Warning... I may run off for food in a minute.)
AdamSquint: IM: <_< Well, so much for being a vegetarian...
AdamSquint: (ok)
XStrike8: T: No you can't!!!
XStrike8: T: Who's Lina, Miss Aya? o.o
Arch mage144: (o_o I just realized that if Adam were his character I just served him a largely inedible meal)
dragonclawsedw
: T: A friend of mine...
XStrike8: T: *starting to get full*
Arch mage144: (*scratches his head*)
Arch mage144
: (Well, half of it anyway)
XStrike8
: (^_^;;;; )
pd Rydia: T: Yuh HUH! *snatches food while Solis is talking to Aya*
AdamSquint
: (You live with humans for 100 years, you gain certain...habits.)
AdamSquint: (like I said, he's not a normal elf.)
Arch mage144: (*nod*)
Arch mage144
: *after breakfast, the group takes a moment to think about what they have to do next*
Arch mage144
: *and Aya stumbles on a miraculous conclusion*
AdamSquint
: IM: I hope they don't notice. I think I'm the only elf that eats meat...>_>;;;;
pd Rydia: IM: *thoughts of food* ^_____^
Arch mage144
: *"We have to slay a lich!"*
dragonclawsedw
: IM: I want more shiney things!
Arch mage144: (...that too....)
dragonclawsedw
: IM: Oh yeah, we have to slay a lich too...
dragonclawsedw: Hey we'd better get on our way now...
pd Rydia: o_o
pd Rydia
: Meep.
Arch mage144
: (Aya: a woman who has all her priorities in order.)
AdamSquint
: Yeah..
dragonclawsedw: (*cackle*)
dragonclawsedw: Up north right? You should know Squintz... ^^;;
AdamSquint: Yeah, a bit northwest.
AdamSquint: (the town WAS to the east...right?)
Arch mage144: (It is northwest to the barrows of the lich, yes.)
AdamSquint
: (woo!)
dragonclawsedw: Then...LET'S GO! ^_^
XStrike8: *sits back, full* ^)_(^
AdamSquint: Ok...
AdamSquint: *finishes the toast*
XStrike8: *swallows*
XStrike8: We're leaving now? Good. ^_^
pd Rydia: e)___(e
Arch mage144
: (FAT CHOCOBO ARRRGH!)
dragonclawsedw
: (XD)
pd Rydia: *climbs up Solis's person and perches on his right shoulder* -)___(- T: I ate more'n you.
XStrike8
: (FC: WARK?!? <).(> )
pd Rydia: (XP)
XStrike8
: T: No you didn't!!!
dragonclawsedw: *grabs the last pastry and munches on it as she leaves*
AdamSquint: *makes sure he's got his weapons in order*
Arch mage144: (Hooray for weapons that are in order)
XStrike8
: *grabs his card pouch and puts it on*
pd Rydia: >.>
XStrike8
: Can't forget these. ^_^
pd Rydia: *burps* o.o
AdamSquint
: (woo.)
XStrike8: *chuckles* T: You're gonna be a FAAAT Dragon!!!
pd Rydia: T: >\/> Am NOT.
pd Rydia
: T: XP You're going to be a fat dragon.
Arch mage144
: (o_O)
AdamSquint
: <_< IM: What're those two doing?
Arch mage144: (No one ever accused Azul of using logic.)
pd Rydia
: (XD)
XStrike8
: T: Am Not!!!
Arch mage144: *aaaanyway, our adventurers set off, some of them bickering all the while, to the north...*
pd Rydia
: *meeps happily* ^__^
pd Rydia
: (XP)
dragonclawsedw
: *hums to herself*
AdamSquint: *thinks*
XStrike8: (One benefit of telepathy...)
XStrike8: (You CAN talk with your mouth full.)
pd Rydia: (Azul: T: ^)_(^ Indeed!)
AdamSquint
: (heh. Indeed.)
XStrike8: (Just ask Solis. ^)_(^ )
Arch mage144: *Aya, who would ordinarily get lost in a linen closet, is carefully led by Squintz*
XStrike8
: (Dia. OUT!!! eVe)
XStrike8: (Aya: HEY!!! I'm not THAT stupid!!!)
AdamSquint: IM: She gets lost....too easily...
Arch mage144: *and Solis just kinda follows*
pd Rydia
: (XP)
Arch mage144
: *...with the utterly useless but really cute Azul*
pd Rydia
: ^___^
XStrike8
: (Aya: I was just... umm... looking for the door. >.> Yeah, that's it. >.>;;;; )
dragonclawsedw: IM: I wish I didn't have such a bad sense of direction @_@
Arch mage144: *and after a few hours...the four of them find themselves outside what looks like a hill with a door in it*
AdamSquint
: ...
dragonclawsedw: *blinks*
XStrike8: o.o;;;
dragonclawsedw: ....this is it?
XStrike8: Miss Aya? Do Hills usually look like this?
pd Rydia: o_o *naturally, doesn't notice anything out of the ordinary*
dragonclawsedw
: THIS is where a lich lives? What is it, an undead groundhog?
AdamSquint: >_>
dragonclawsedw: *points the door out to Solis*
AdamSquint: I don't think so..
dragonclawsedw: I'd hope not....I was expecting something more impressive....
dragonclawsedw: *walks over to the door...*
dragonclawsedw: O.o;
Arch mage144: *which is made of wood*
dragonclawsedw
: (GM: It's a door, duh.)
Arch mage144: (Preeeetty much.)
AdamSquint
: >_>
dragonclawsedw: Well then, think we should knock?
XStrike8: Big Brother told me that it's only polite if you do. o.o
AdamSquint: What, do you expect the lich to invite us in for tea?
KnightsofSquare: (THE DOOR'S A WITCH!)
pd Rydia: (Does the door see us? >.>??)
Arch mage144
: (*bops Koss and Dia*)
XStrike8
: (I stab it with my dagger. Does it do anything?)
Arch mage144: (Only fear GAZEBOS.)
XStrike8
: (*runs from GM's Wrath*)
dragonclawsedw: *shrugs and knocks*
KnightsofSquare: (Word to the wise: When GMing, there is no such thing as a gazebo. There are pavilions, but no gazebos)
pd Rydia: (XP)
Arch mage144
: *the sound of Aya's knock resonates...and dies*
AdamSquint
: ...er..
KnightsofSquare: (...and is then revived as a zombie knock, which attacks the party!!)
XStrike8: Maybe whoever's inside is asleep. o.o
AdamSquint: that's odd..
dragonclawsedw: ....I get the feeling that no one's gonna answer...
AdamSquint: no.
XStrike8: (Or maybe it's one of those EvilWalls which bite the party for d20 damage!!!)
KnightsofSquare: (o.o I knocked on the door of doom. No one answered.)
Arch mage144: *the door stands, there, seemingly mocking the group of adventurers*
AdamSquint
: >_>
Arch mage144: *after all, what kind of adventurers are a group of people that can't open a simple wooden door*
AdamSquint
: Just open it..
Arch mage144: *the door taunts you! RAWR!*
XStrike8
: (*quotes.... something* Or MAAAYBE it's JUST A DOOR, STUPID)
Arch mage144: *course, you're just imagining all this*
XStrike8
: *walks up to the door, and does just that*
pd Rydia: (XD)
KnightsofSquare
: (*the doors taunt causes Aya to become engraged! *Aya gains Bezerk status*)
pd Rydia: (It's a...TRAPDOOR!)
dragonclawsedw
: o_o;;
XStrike8: (Ahahahahah0
pd Rydia: o__o Meeeeeep?
Arch mage144
: *the door opens*
pd Rydia
: (*loves trapdoors like no other ^____^*)
Arch mage144
: *a burst of stale air assails the adventurers*
XStrike8
: (And out jumps.... DOOM!!!)
Arch mage144: *...but that's it*
XStrike8
: Eww.... >.<
AdamSquint: ...yeah.
AdamSquint: Smells...bad.
dragonclawsedw: >.o Smells... *peers inside*
Arch mage144: *the door leads into a cave, and is situated at the top of some steps*
KnightsofSquare
: (GM: The stale air attacks you.)
Arch mage144: *the air is musty and...smells like a cave*
pd Rydia
: *sneezes*
pd Rydia
: >.o
AdamSquint
: Hmm..
dragonclawsedw: Hmm... *steps inside and starts walking down the steps*
pd Rydia: *takes refuge inside Solis's shirt* *muffled* meep. >.>;;;
AdamSquint
: *walks inside, hands on his swords*
XStrike8: (Maaaybe we should stop trying to anger the GM now with the MST. >:P)]
XStrike8: (*said as a gazebo attacks the party*)
Arch mage144: *the cave is, like most other caves, slightly damp, has a certain scent to it, like fresh air doesn't circulate so well, and is probably made of sandstone*
Arch mage144
: *the sound of dripping water echoes in the distance, and a narrow tunnel lies before the group*]
XStrike8
: *walks behind Squintz*
AdamSquint: >_>
AdamSquint: <_<
AdamSquint: *actively searching for danger in any form*
dragonclawsedw: Guess we won't have to worry about picking which way...*heads for the tunnel*
XStrike8: (*wonders if he should annoy everyone now....*)
AdamSquint: works for me...
XStrike8: >.> <.< >.>;;;
XStrike8: Umm... Mister Squintz....
Arch mage144: *and after a short walk, the group arrives in a larger room, which appears as though it was probably deliberately carved*'
XStrike8
: *pulls on Squintz's pants*
AdamSquint: Yes?
Arch mage144: *in the corner rests a wooden crate with a lit lantern on top of it*
XStrike8
: Mister Squintz..... I have to go.... >.>;;;;
pd Rydia: (Solis: What's sex? You never said.)
pd Rydia
: (XP)
AdamSquint
: ...go...
AdamSquint: ....o_O
dragonclawsedw: (" BLARG! I AM DYNAST AND I HAVE COME TO TAKE YOU TO THE DARK SIDE WARRIOR WOMAN!!!" -Taiar cracks me up)
AdamSquint: NOW?
pd Rydia: (XD)
Arch mage144
: *a small stack of books rests against the wall*
dragonclawsedw
: o.o;;; Um....
AdamSquint: O_O
XStrike8: Yess.... >.<;;; *fidgets*
AdamSquint: Umm..
AdamSquint: *points at the wall*
dragonclawsedw: o.o Books... *wanders over and picks one up*
AdamSquint: You can..um..go...um..there...
XStrike8: (This, folks, is what happens when you adventure with the kids)
XStrike8: Okay. ^_^;;; *dashes off to the corner pointed at and... umm.. takes care of business*
pd Rydia: >_<
pd Rydia
: T: smells bad.
XStrike8
: ("A CORNER A CORNER!! Look, I FOUND A CORNER!!!")
XStrike8: T: Sorry.
dragonclawsedw: *heads for the lantern and sits beside it and opens the book she grabbed* Wonder what this stuff is...
pd Rydia: (:P)
Arch mage144
: *the books have titles like...*
KnightsofSquare
: (Dead Things For Dummies)
dragonclawsedw: (XD)
KnightsofSquare: (Necromancy Made Easy)
AdamSquint: *goes to check the books too*
pd Rydia: (40 ways to cook forty humans)
dragonclawsedw
: ("How to Animate Kitties")
KnightsofSquare: (Better Crypts and Masoleums)
Arch mage144: *"How to Rule the Undead With an Iron Fist," "1001 Ways to Cook Any Humanoid," "Dark Rituals for Beginners," and "Expert Thaumaturgy"*
AdamSquint
: ...
AdamSquint: Wonderful.
KnightsofSquare: (Hey, he can sacrifice an undead unit to gain mana!)
dragonclawsedw: Thaumaturgy? What the heck is that...? *looks through that one*
KnightsofSquare: (The book eats you.)
XStrike8: (Yeah. 's called the Necronomicon. Hope you get those words right this time.)
XStrike8: (What was it? Clattu Nikkto... something? >:P)
pd Rydia: (ToD: >.> See, master? I'm a GOOD book. I don't try to eat you.)
Arch mage144
: *the book is full of random, semi interesting stuff about how to raise the dead using the blackest of black magic, among other simpler cantrips*
Arch mage144
: *Aya discovers a spell for doing the laundry effortlessly*
dragonclawsedw
: O_o;;;
AdamSquint: *stays as far away from the books as possible*
dragonclawsedw: That would be usefull for Ara.... *takes note*
XStrike8: (Ingredients: One Immortal Soul...)
AdamSquint: (yes...I can raise creatures to do my bidding...rule over them with an iron fist...AND I can wash my clothes WITHOUT separating the colors and whites.)
Arch mage144: (*looks through monster manual for something evil to drop on the players if they don't stop making jokes >.>;;;*)
XStrike8
: *finishes* What're you looking at? o.o
dragonclawsedw: (O__O Shut up you eeediots!)
pd Rydia: (>_>;; sowwy)
AdamSquint
: Books.
dragonclawsedw: A book on...uh...random magic....
KnightsofSquare: (RANDOM MAGIC!)
XStrike8: Oooh. Can I see? o.o
dragonclawsedw: Looks like the resident evil here studies hard....
AdamSquint: yeah.\
dragonclawsedw: Sure... *shrugs and passes the book to Solis*
KnightsofSquare: (Yes...I wonder if the Resident Evil here has any Umbrellas for rainy days?)
XStrike8: *looks through the book*
Arch mage144: *suddenly, everything is silent*
XStrike8
: o.o
AdamSquint: ...
Arch mage144: *genuine, absolute silence...the kind that's a bit creepy*
dragonclawsedw
: ....
XStrike8: <.<;;; >.>;;;
dragonclawsedw: O_o;;;
XStrike8: *runs off and hides behind the nearest person... in this case, Squintz*
pd Rydia: o___o
Arch mage144
: *the silence is suddenly broken...by moaning...and it's NOT the good kind*
pd Rydia
: ...
pd Rydia
: (XD)
AdamSquint
: IM: CRAP. CRAP. CRAP.
XStrike8: (XD)
XStrike8: W.... what's that? o.o;;;
pd Rydia: *shakes and hides by Solis's stomach, meeping quietly*
dragonclawsedw
: O_o;; Looks like we're about to meet the resident evil...
AdamSquint: ...per...haps...
Arch mage144: *a pair of very whispy creatures, of which are almost semitransparent, withered humanoids, float into the room*
XStrike8
: O.O;;;
AdamSquint: o_O
KnightsofSquare: (Creatures: Ebeneezer Scrooooooooge....)
AdamSquint: *draws Wraithslayer*
Arch mage144: *they are wearing what looks like grey, tattered robes, with cloaks to cover their faces*
Arch mage144
: *the only discernable visible details are bloodred eyes peeking out from the hoods*
AdamSquint
: IM: CRAP! Ah, just swear, you idiot. SHUT UP!
Arch mage144: *and they are accompanied by a pair of shambling undead, animated, rotting corpses*
XStrike8
: S... scary.... O.O;;;;
dragonclawsedw: o.o Wraiths? ...ew...and zombies....
Arch mage144: (Party engages 2x Specter, 1x Ghast, 1x Ghoul.)
dragonclawsedw
: I hate zombies... e_e
AdamSquint: I hate them too...
AdamSquint: eVe
dragonclawsedw: *scrunches her nose* They smell...
Arch mage144: (...the bad thing is that I was specifically told to go to bed because my dad's supposedly going to wake me up early tomorrow morning...)
KnightsofSquare
: (Listens to Zombie by the Cranberries)
XStrike8: And they're SCARY too.
XStrike8: (GAAH. >_<)
pd Rydia: (;;>.>)
dragonclawsedw
: (x.x)
Arch mage144: (>_> So this is like a cliffhanger at the end of an anime episode!)
AdamSquint
: (darn.)
AdamSquint: (okay then. ^^;; )
XStrike8: (Brian gains +1 Chatkiller level!!!)
Arch mage144: (Will our heroes survive the horrific fight with the zombies? Will Squintz's new weapon save the day! Will Solis find out what sex is!?)
XStrike8
: (What IS Sex, anyways? o.o)
Arch mage144: (Tune in next time on "A War of Two Evils: now in chat RP flavor!")