You have just entered room "The War Hells Own."
dragonclawsedw has entered the room.
AdamSquint has entered the room.
Arch mage144 has entered the room.
XStrike8: Rawr. Err... *cough cough*
dragonclawsedw: RAWR!
Ebil Dia: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
T3chn0Namagomi: AFK
Ebil Dia: XStrike8
Ebil Dia: ;_;
KnightsofSquare has entered the room.
XStrike8: RAWR* o.o;;; Nope, not scary enough yet....
Ebil Dia has left the room.
XStrike8: RAWWWWR!!! >:D
Ebil Dia has entered the room.
AdamSquint: o.o
Ebil Dia: >_>
dragonclawsedw: EEK!
Ebil Dia: no one better be yellow on my comp this time
Ebil Dia: <_<
AdamSquint: o.o
dragonclawsedw: GM COLORS! EEEK!
Arch mage144: *wishes he could PS RP...and can't...in his own RP o_o;;;;*
KnightsofSquare: .....
Arch mage144: *for some reason, that's funny*
KnightsofSquare: Ebil Dia: no one better be yellow on my comp this time
AdamSquint: Brian, I'll run one soon. ^_^
T3chn0Namagomi: *back*
Arch mage144: But I can't use Hakaril -.-
Ebil Dia: not my comp. ^_^
dragonclawsedw: KnightsofSquare: Ebil Dia:
KnightsofSquare: *finds that amusing*
AdamSquint: how come?
Arch mage144: He's in RT!
AdamSquint: ah yeah.
AdamSquint: ^^;;
KnightsofSquare: I know. ^_^ The yellow isn't as apalling on black, anyway.
Ebil Dia: ;_;
dragonclawsedw: Indeedle...
Ebil Dia: *needs to hurry RT up*
XStrike8: Sowwy. ^_^;;;;
dragonclawsedw: Hey don't you have anyone else with a stat sheet AM? I thought you did...
XStrike8: I've been... well..
XStrike8: Uncreative of late... among other things.
Ebil Dia: T3chn0NamagomiArchmage144Ada mSquintKnightsofSquaredragonclaw sedwXStrike8
Ebil Dia: s'kay, no worries
Arch mage144: Kate: ALL my characters have stat shets.
KnightsofSquare: Don't be fooled! It's not actually about a journey to Ryuugami's Temple! It's about a quest to recover Ryuugami's Turnip!!
T3chn0Namagomi: WHEEE! I'm gray!
Ebil Dia: >.>
Arch mage144: ...I missed a letter there.
Ebil Dia: Ryuugami: ;_; I lost my turnip...
Arch mage144: *smacks himself*
Ebil Dia: *SNIFF*
dragonclawsedw: XD Then grab one!
KnightsofSquare: *has Skittles, which will aid him in RP planning*
Arch mage144: ...benkui.
XStrike8: *buys Ryuugami a turnip* ^_^
Arch mage144: And, uh, well...*thinks on Shaun's offerish thingy*
Ebil Dia: Ryuugami: *bought*
Arch mage144: Damn, the bathroom is occupied.
Ebil Dia: *turns Shaun into a lapdragon and snuggles*
Ebil Dia: ^-^
XStrike8: ^-^ Griao!!!
dragonclawsedw: Kyra's getting a strength boost when she levels up...heheh...
Ebil Dia: heheheh...
XStrike8: *notes that everyone got +100 XP from the lovely frog at the end*
T3chn0Namagomi: Kamos is getting a dexterity boost when he levels up...
KnightsofSquare: Happy happy froggy. ^_^
Ebil Dia: ex peeee
dragonclawsedw: I'M KOO KOO FOR EXP POINTS!
Ebil Dia: heheheheh
T3chn0Namagomi: Exp!
Ebil Dia: o.o where did I originally say that, anyway, Kate?
dragonclawsedw: Umm..
XStrike8: Hmm... *makes notes for future Ebil Cooking*
dragonclawsedw: Neko's battle arena thread thingy...
Ebil Dia: brb, all
Ebil Dia: *dances in the chat*
dragonclawsedw: o.o Wee
XStrike8: Well, of course, in case you don't remember... there was about to be fun inside yon fort. Actually, a bit before that, there IS the matter of Kamos being Chimera-fied so suddenly....
T3chn0Namagomi: Yes, there is
dragonclawsedw: *insert appropriate Kyra reaction here* SCREAM!
Ebil Dia: *returns*
T3chn0Namagomi: I would have also expected some nifty red lightning as well, though
Jak Snide has entered the room.
Jak Snide: (Eyup all. I be lurking.)
XStrike8: Lo, Jak.
Jak Snide: ...or no RP
XStrike8: Not QUITE yet.
Jak Snide: Aaah. Getting ready, I see,
Arch mage144: Indeed
Arch mage144: ...Shaun, do you really want me to GM this?
XStrike8: Yeah. Two reasons. I really AM sleepy.
Arch mage144: *nods*
XStrike8: And second, I need to get some other things done if I DON'T sleep.
Arch mage144: ...I gotcha.
dragonclawsedw: *pats Shaun*
Arch mage144: ...I need to get off the fscking phone v.v;;;
KnightsofSquare: This should have been an ominous scene.
Ebil Dia: *huggles Shaun and the rest of the chat, too*
Ebil Dia: o.o
KnightsofSquare: And this should've been a dramatic rescue
Ebil Dia: o____o
Jak Snide: *chuckles*
Ebil Dia: "I saw something about the RP going on at www.greatdave.org:7777/rpgww/ .I woudl liek to join it. If that is ok with the Gm there."
Ebil Dia: *bashes head repeatedly against the monitor*
Arch mage144: Shoot him. Please.
Arch mage144: SHOOT HIM SHOOT HIM SHOOT HIM.
Arch mage144: IN THE HEAD.
Jak Snide: Who said that?
KnightsofSquare: ......
Arch mage144: WITH A .45!
Ebil Dia: thank GOD Div answered his questions
XStrike8: Mike, there's a big problem with this site. Where's kitty?
Arch mage144: THANK GOD INDEED
Arch mage144: PRAISE DIVINEGON, THOUGH HE IS A MISGUIDED, DELUSIONAL FOOL.
KnightsofSquare: Only puppies. Werewolves don't get along well with kitties.
Jak Snide: Fuckit. Hey, Nama? Give us some good gun to shoot this bloke with
Arch mage144: ...where was this posted?
XStrike8: Who was THAT?
XStrike8: Cause someone sounds like they're having a little trouble breathing. >.>;;;
dragonclawsedw: *laughing*
T3chn0Namagomi: He can be a major pain
Ebil Dia: http://pub30.ezboard.com/frpgww6 0462frm8.showMessage?topicID=73. topic
XStrike8: "WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?" >:P
Arch mage144: I'm "I seeing" the guy I have on the phone.
Arch mage144: ...and "uh-huhing.
Arch mage144: "
Arch mage144: I SHOULD NOT BE ON THE PHONE
Jak Snide: Who are you talking to?
T3chn0Namagomi: *hands everyone a military shotgun*
Arch mage144: Andy
Jak Snide: (Oh, and the newbie's name suggests he's Italian)
dragonclawsedw: o_o
Arch mage144: ...I need to figure out how to tell him I don't want to talk anymore.
dragonclawsedw: I tried to find a Quatre at the con but couldn't.
Arch mage144: v.v;;
Arch mage144: God, guys, I'm so sorry
Ebil Dia: *huggles Brian*
Ebil Dia: maybe we should do the RP later
Ebil Dia: everyone's tired and stuff
Arch mage144: ...damnit, I ruined an RP now.
XStrike8: Stop that, Brian. You haven't ruined anything.
Jak Snide: Nah, Andy did! Blame it on your friends in RL! XP
dragonclawsedw: No RP later!
Arch mage144: Later is...?
dragonclawsedw: No I mean I'd rather have it now or something >.>;
T3chn0Namagomi: I'd rather RP now
Ebil Dia: I would, too, but if both Gms are tired and preoccupied, we can RP later.
Arch mage144: Well me too.
Arch mage144: I need to get rid of my friend somehow
Jak Snide: Tell him one of your guests is coming onto you, and you need to sort it out.
Arch mage144: Hoiiii. *got rid of him*
XStrike8: And will someone please explain to me why I seem to have an aversion to FF Tactics and Tactics Ogre? I do NOT understand it. -_-;;;
Arch mage144: Jak, I thought you were in Cypress?
Jak Snide: *Cyprus, and I go in Monday
Ebil Dia: *Cyprus
Arch mage144: ...Cyprus. Bloody hell, I'm a moron.
Arch mage144: It's dark in here. *rectifies this*
Ebil Dia: SHUT UP SHUT UP I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU! >_<+++++++
Arch mage144: ...nani?
Jak Snide: O-o
Ebil Dia: WHY does my family ALWAYS ask me questions and talk to me when I'm ON THE FUCKING COMPUTER?
Arch mage144: ...mine too, Dia, mine too.
Ebil Dia: "Gee, let's NOT talk to Cheryl when she's not doing anything, let's wait UNTIL SHE'S FUCKING TALKING TO PEOPLE ALREADY"
XStrike8: Because that's when you're open and receptive to ideas, Dia. >:P
Arch mage144: Hoi...calm down Dia...
Ebil Dia: o\/O+++
Ebil Dia: ...
Arch mage144: *pat pat*
T3chn0Namagomi: *pat pat*
T3chn0Namagomi: Out of my head, AM!
Arch mage144: Don't you follow my lead and lose your mind.
Ebil Dia: *loathes those words with her whole being, but calms down anyway*
XStrike8: *uses his HUGGLE attack on Dia*
Arch mage144: I'm sorry, I forgot.
XStrike8: *falls asleep* -.- ZZZZZzzzzzzz........
Ebil Dia: s'kay
T3chn0Namagomi: *throws AM out of his head*
Ebil Dia: easy to forget, yeah
Arch mage144: *rudely ejected from Nama's head* Cripes.
Arch mage144: OK, er, I guess that means I'm GMing this.
Ebil Dia: *huggles everyone*
Arch mage144: ...which is going to be difficult, cause I don't know exactly how I'm going to do that.
Ebil Dia: *closes the computer room door AGAIN to indicate people should NOT talk to her*
XStrike8: I'm still here, Brian....
KnightsofSquare: *counter-huggles, and combos in a hug and a glomp*
Arch mage144: But you said you were tired.
XStrike8: And I am.
Arch mage144: *rubs his eyes* Which means you don't want to hassle yourself with GMing it, aye?
XStrike8: I certainly don't wanna fall asleep completely a couple hours in, or something similar.
Arch mage144: Aye...
XStrike8: My mind tends to wander when I'm half awake.
Arch mage144: ...makes sense.
XStrike8: I may say "BRB" and not come back. >:P
Arch mage144: ...the problem is that I don't know if I can pick this up in the middle, because I don't know where, exactly, Shaun was. I'd do a shitty job of it. v.v
Ebil Dia: I doubt it, and we're willing to work with ya. o.o
XStrike8: I can help ya there.
Ebil Dia: did anyone send the old chat to Adam yet?
Arch mage144: Shaun, give me whatever briefing you need to give me via IM.
Ebil Dia: *turns off winamp for fear of her comp freezing*
dragonclawsedw: Not me, I didn't get the whole chat..
Arch mage144: OK, one minute here and I'll be all set.
dragonclawsedw: Okies
Arch mage144: *gets everyone's charsheets up and open*
Arch mage144: Dia, link me to your char's, please?
Ebil Dia: okies
Ebil Dia: http://www.greatdave.org:7777//rp gww/RPchars/jared.html
Ebil Dia: sorry, I'll put it up on my regular sheet after this RP concludes
Ebil Dia: *screams and cries*
Jak Snide: o_o
Arch mage144: ...it'll be OK, Dia...
dragonclawsedw: o.O
Ebil Dia: ...
Jak Snide: May I ask what's wrong?
Jak Snide: Family again?
AdamSquint: o.o
Ebil Dia: maybe it's a good thing none of you DO live by me. because if Div lived anywhere naerby, I'd hunt him out RIGHT now and punch his goddamned fucking face in!
Ebil Dia: I don't give a rat's ass if I'd get jailed for it
Arch mage144: ...dude, what did Div do?
dragonclawsedw: What the hell is he doing??
Ebil Dia: I'd smash his face in with as much strength as I can muster, and lament only that I'm not strong enough to crush bone
Arch mage144: I'd help, if he did something to piss you off that badly.
Arch mage144: ...and I'd bring my wakizashi.
Ebil Dia: he's just being an asshole, but at the WRONG fucking time
Arch mage144: He's probably bigger than me >.>;;
Arch mage144: ...where?
Ebil Dia: it doesn't matter. Don't worry about it. Sorry to bring it up.
Arch mage144: Oh, it matters. If you don't tell me, I intend to find it.
Jak Snide: 'Deed. Don't go and hide it. You're not going to annoy us by telling us all about it.
XStrike8: Eh. My Rapier Wit needs sharpening.
Jak Snide: You haven't so far.
Arch mage144: Well, I found it...and I can see why it made you angry.
dragonclawsedw: where is it?
Arch mage144: I should change his title back to "GM's pet" again. >_>
Arch mage144: http://pub30.ezboard.com/frpgww 60462frm4.showMessage?topicID=24 8.topic
Ebil Dia: ...
Arch mage144: Or else "Archmage's Dragon Slave Bitch"
dragonclawsedw: XD
dragonclawsedw: DRAGON SLAVE! *casts it on the room*
T3chn0Namagomi: *fried*
Ebil Dia: *similarly fried* x_x *smokes*
T3chn0Namagomi: *sizzles*
XStrike8: I always preferred RAGNA BLADE!!! >:D
Ebil Dia: Ragna blade?
XStrike8: *slices and dices*
Ebil Dia: *unfamiliar with that*
Ebil Dia: *fried, sliced, and diced*
Ebil Dia: Shaun: he slices, he dices, he makes julian fries!
Jak Snide: It's a blade. It cuts stuff and bleeds it. What more could you ask for?
Arch mage144: Who all is in this RP again?
T3chn0Namagomi: Basically, REALLY powerful...draws its power from the LoN herself
T3chn0Namagomi: Kamos
Ebil Dia: Jared, Kyra, and Kamos
XStrike8: Jared.
XStrike8: Kamos, Kyra.
Arch mage144: That's it? Okies.
Ebil Dia: wtf is LoN, Nam?
Ebil Dia: >.>;;
T3chn0Namagomi: Lord of Nightmares
XStrike8: Lord of Nightmares is equivalent to Ishtar.
T3chn0Namagomi: The supreme deity in the Slayers universe
dragonclawsedw: Indeedle..
Arch mage144: L-sama is female o_O?
dragonclawsedw: Yeah o.o
XStrike8: Yup. ^_^
Arch mage144: ...didn't know that one...OK...ummm....
Jak Snide: Yeah. I thought she was a bishy male when I saw a pic. ^_^;;
dragonclawsedw: Surprised? *grin*
Arch mage144: Are you guys wanting to do this RP or not?
Arch mage144: Not at all, Kate.
T3chn0Namagomi: Yes, I want to RP
Arch mage144: We both know women rule the universe. =p
dragonclawsedw: God is a woman in the Slayers universe! ^o^
Ebil Dia: RP is good.
Ebil Dia: Jared: >.>''' I hope she doesn't eat me. *hides*
Arch mage144: ...well, OK. Then we're gonna RP.
Ebil Dia: <Jared L'Mahreen>
T3chn0Namagomi: Kamos:"Gods don't exist"
dragonclawsedw: <Kyra Ryujin>
T3chn0Namagomi: <Kamos Mazuo>
Arch mage144: AND YOU'RE ALL GONNA LIKE IT! eVe
Arch mage144: Unless I really suck...
Arch mage144: <THE GM!>
Jak Snide: (*LAUGHS*)
Arch mage144: *a number of soldiers turn, midly shocked at the sudden transformation of Kamos*
T3chn0Namagomi: Oiii.....
Ebil Dia: *stares* O_O;;;;
T3chn0Namagomi: *feels a third part of him on the ground...looks*
dragonclawsedw: O.O
T3chn0Namagomi: Damnit, why the hell do I have to have a damn tail?!
dragonclawsedw: O.O
Arch mage144: S: ...er...
Arch mage144: S2: Uh...
dragonclawsedw: O.O
T3chn0Namagomi: -.-
Arch mage144: S3: ...what the hell?
dragonclawsedw: MONSTER!!!!!!!! EEEEEEEEEKKKKK!
Ebil Dia: o_O;;;;;;;;;;;
T3chn0Namagomi: *sweatdrop*
Ebil Dia: He's notta monster!
Arch mage144: S: ...HE'S A DEMON!?
Ebil Dia: He's just a...ah...uh...dragon!
Ebil Dia: Dragons aren't demons! ^_^;;;;;;;;;
Arch mage144: S2: But he was helping us...
T3chn0Namagomi: You idiots are all wrong
T3chn0Namagomi: I'm a chimera
dragonclawsedw: *runs around back and forth before fainting* x_x
Ebil Dia: ._.;;;;;;;;
Arch mage144: S3: ......he is on our side......
Arch mage144: (...I am very angry now.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (AFK)
Arch mage144: (*WHUMP*)
dragonclawsedw: (Nani??)
Jak Snide: (Hmm? What's wrong?)
Arch mage144: (Friend of mine, I finally told him I didn't want to go to MAGFest, and he's pissed.)
Arch mage144: (Yay!)
Ebil Dia: (*huggles Brian*)
dragonclawsedw: (You don't want to hang out with idiotic bastards? Shame on you!)
Ebil Dia: (no offense, but some of your RL friends seem kinda...self-centered?)
Arch mage144: (They're ALL self centered v.v;; )
Arch mage144: (I hate and love them at the same time.)
Arch mage144: (It's a complex story best saved for a livejournal post later. *sighs*)
Jak Snide: (Eh, the guy will hopefully realise he overreacted. If not, he's an eejit.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Back)
Arch mage144: (I had a rant to write. And he won't "realize he overreacted." Whatever. OK, let's RP.)
Ebil Dia: (wb)
Arch mage144: S: ...*blinks* A chimera?
Arch mage144: S2: Is that what they call themselves?
Arch mage144: S3: No, a chimera's...uh...something.
Ebil Dia: o.O;;;;;;;;;;;;;
dragonclawsedw: @_@
Arch mage144: S: You made the lady faint.
T3chn0Namagomi: Who cares?
Ebil Dia: *edges over toward Kyra cautiously*
Ebil Dia: ah, um...
Arch mage144: S: Not much of a gentleman...
Ebil Dia: *nudges her with the butt of the Traidam gently*
T3chn0Namagomi: So?
dragonclawsedw: @_@ Yes Dan I will marry you...
Arch mage144: *a louder voice cuts in*
Ebil Dia: O.o;;;
Arch mage144: V: ALL TROOPS, ORGANIZE!
T3chn0Namagomi: ...
Ebil Dia: O_O;;;
dragonclawsedw: *sits up quickly* O.O
Arch mage144: V: Everyone, in ranks! Organize by unit!
Ebil Dia: *hurries into the ranks*
Arch mage144: *a man wearing officer's clothing appears, and the soldiers line up*
Ebil Dia: >.>;; IM: He's not dead...yet...
Ebil Dia: *fiddles with his weapon but otherwise stands at attention, stock-still*
Arch mage144: Officer: Alright, men.
T3chn0Namagomi: *stands there*
dragonclawsedw: *heads for the back where she belongs*
Arch mage144: O: Our superiors have abandoned the field with a large portion of our troops.
Arch mage144: (Excuse me.)
Ebil Dia: (k)
Ebil Dia: ("No Ayra, you're not the ominous feeling of impending doom." -- Aya du Mythril (LadyDragonClawsEDW))
Jak Snide: (HEH!)
Ebil Dia: (Necrotis (9:00:29 PM): when will arch mage bee accepting Cs's again?)
Ebil Dia: (uh...wtf? and WHY IS HE ASKING ME?!?!?)
T3chn0Namagomi: (-.-)
dragonclawsedw: (O.o;;; )
T3chn0Namagomi: (This is why I wasn't telling him about this community)
Jak Snide: (Why doesn't he just ask Brian himself?)
T3chn0Namagomi: (He found it on his own)
Jak Snide: (Ah. A friend of yours?)
T3chn0Namagomi: (We used to talk on the phone often)
Jak Snide: (*nods*)
T3chn0Namagomi: (That was before I discovered this community)
T3chn0Namagomi: (He can be a pain
T3chn0Namagomi: )
Jak Snide: (*nods* No ettiquete?)
AdamSquint has left the room.
T3chn0Namagomi: (Obviously no typing ettiquete, and also...he can be STUBBORN)
dragonclawsedw: (Ack, I need to eat)
Jak Snide: (Hrmmm....)
AdamSquint has entered the room.
Ebil Dia: (Ebil Dia (9:03:45 PM): if you'll excuse me...due to various circumstances, I don't want to talk about or deal with the site right now. Pardon me while I lurk.Necrotis (9:04:04 PM): ok... tell me when he or you is ready for any CS)
Ebil Dia: (>_<++++++)
AdamSquint: (He's bothering me too.)
Jak Snide: (...he's bugging random people about CS?!)
dragonclawsedw: (WOOOSH!)
AdamSquint: (I introduced him. I feel bad about that now. >_<)
Ebil Dia: (block! *click*)
AdamSquint: (Well, introduced him to how we work things.)
Arch mage144: (I will be right back.)
Ebil Dia: (o.O I blocked him, why does he still show up online? >_<)
Ebil Dia: (okies)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Ugh...I can assure you I did not invite him here, OR want to in the first place)
T3chn0Namagomi: (I'll have to have a talk with him...)
Ebil Dia: (I don't want to be rude to him...I just don't want to deal with him right now. -_-)
Arch mage144 has left the room.
T3chn0Namagomi: (I mean, seriously...he's apparently been annoying peopl-GM DOWN! GM DOWN!)
Jak Snide: (Say "I'm busy RPing. Sorry.")
AdamSquint: (urg.)
EbilArchmage has entered the room.
T3chn0Namagomi: (False alarm)
Ebil Dia: (wb, ebil brother.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Let's RP)
EbilArchmage: (FUCKING POS)
EbilArchmage: (BRB AGAIN)
EbilArchmage: (I need someone more computer savvy than I am.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (I DIDN'T even give that guy my account name...he found out about it...)
EbilArchmage: (Why does Dave have to be away...*weeps*)
AdamSquint: (what's the problem, Brian?)
Ebil Dia: (try his cell, AM)
EbilArchmage: (I don't want to bother him)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Let's RP!)
AdamSquint: (He gave you his cell number? o.o)
Ebil Dia: (text messaging)
AdamSquint: (OH.)
EbilArchmage: (Nama. Can't you see I'm dealing with a facking crisis here?0
T3chn0Namagomi: (Sorry)
T3chn0Namagomi: (*lurk*)
EbilArchmage: (Dude, don't lurk, we're going to RP...)
Ebil Dia: (just not at the exact moment)
EbilArchmage: (I am SO fucking tonight over for you guys. v.v;; )
EbilArchmage: (Makes two nights in a row I've given people problems, and now they're fucking up an RP)
T3chn0Namagomi: (*lurks until the RP starts again*)
Ebil Dia: (you're not causing any problems, Brian.)
Jak Snide: (You're not fucking anything up. Unfortunate circumstances are, and we understand that.)
Ebil Dia: (and you didn't yesterday, either)
EbilArchmage: (Gah, I'm to blame for all of it. I can't tolerate assholes, I made Sumeet angry, Dia's being bugged by newbies, I'm an antisocial, poor host for our exchange students...)
EbilArchmage: (...enough of my problems, we're RPing.)
EbilArchmage: (Now. Nama, get your ass out of lurkerland.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (*gets his ass out of lurkerland*)
Jak Snide: (¬.¬ Don't make me shove damn happy pills down your throat. Nobody can be expected to tolerate assholes 24/7, the newbies are not caused by you, and you can't be on the beck and call of your mates just to be "sociable.")
Jak Snide: (<.< Oh, and I meant the "happy pill" thing in a joking way. ^_^;; )
EbilArchmage: (Not mates, exchange students. I wish I had something in common with them...)
EbilArchmage: (...then language wouldn't be such a barrier.)
EbilArchmage: (I SHOULD NOT BE TALKING ABOUT THIS NOW, WE SHOULD BE RPING.)
EbilArchmage: Officer: Alright, troops.
Jak Snide: (Indeed. I can always talk via IM later.)
EbilArchmage: O: ...we're going to move in on Fort Windfall.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...You're insane
EbilArchmage: O: However, it will be an infiltration mission.
EbilArchmage: O: What was that!?
T3chn0Namagomi: Move in on THAT PLACE?
EbilArchmage: O: Just for that, soldier, you're joining the infiltration group!
T3chn0Namagomi: -.-
Ebil Dia: >.>;;;
EbilArchmage: O: Grab three buddies before I grab them for you!
EbilArchmage: (BRB, benkui)
T3chn0Namagomi: I was hired, thank you very much
Ebil Dia: (okies)
EbilArchmage: O: And if you want to get paid, soldier, you'll do what I tell you!
EbilArchmage: O: Do you understand me!?
EbilArchmage: (*is back, duh*)
Ebil Dia: (*shock*)
Ebil Dia: *sweatdrop and does all he can to avoid warranting attention*
EbilArchmage: O: Three others are going in there! *points to Jared* You're one of them!
Ebil Dia: O_O;;;;;;;
Ebil Dia: ;__; Im: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Ebil Dia: *meekly* Y, yessir. ._.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...
EbilArchmage: O: Good boy! Get some scars, earn a medal!
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: Fuck you, asshole
EbilArchmage: O: *points to Kyra* You too, missy! Don't think you can get out of duty by fainting!
Ebil Dia: IM: ...I wonder if a medal is very shiny? >.>
T3chn0Namagomi: -.-
EbilArchmage: O: Can I get a volunteer to join them?
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: Oh, wonderful. Miss pacifist....
EbilArchmage: *a hand in the back raises meekly...and so does a second*
EbilArchmage: O: Does that mean I have two volunteers? Fine, then, you can both go!
EbilArchmage: Soldier: Thank you, Officer! I'll do my best!
EbilArchmage: S2: Me too! Let's show them what we can do!
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: I BETTER get paid for this...
EbilArchmage: O: Alright everyone! The preliminary team will move out on my mark! Everyone else is to await further instructions!
EbilArchmage: (Where is Kate?)
Ebil Dia: IM: I hope I live! ;_;
Jak Snide: (It's Biggs and Wedge!)
Ebil Dia: (...food.)
Ebil Dia: (*forgot*)
Jak Snide: (Kate is eating. ^_^;;; )
EbilArchmage: (...fack, we have to wait for her, dont' we.)
Ebil Dia: (indeed...she should be here...kinda soon)
Ebil Dia: (dragonclawsedw (9:04:32 PM): (Ack, I need to eat) (9:32:17 PM))
dragonclawsedw has left the room.
EbilArchmage: (.....shit.)
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: You WILL pay me.
Ebil Dia: (her comp spazzed while she was out eating...happened before...she normally takes about 40 min to eat)
EbilArchmage: (...she'll be back soon. God, this sucks. So much OOC...so slow...)
Jak Snide: (Circumstances, Brian. Shit happens. Don't fret.)
EbilArchmage: (...you know I'm going to anyway.)
Jak Snide: (...happy pills, Brian. *grins evily*)
EbilArchmage: (We're all out of those, and they cost 30 bucks a hit anyway.)
Ebil Dia: (*nibbles some chewable Prozac*)
dragonclawsedw has left the room.
Ebil Dia: (wb Kate)
T3chn0Namagomi: (WTF?)
EbilArchmage: (Friggin' w00t)
dragonclawsedw has entered the room.
EbilArchmage: (...wait)
Jak Snide: (WB Kate.)
EbilArchmage: (...OK, she's back)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Finally)
dragonclawsedw: (Sorry ^^;; )
EbilArchmage: (Uh...Kyra just got ordered to join a preliminary exploration team to enter the fort.)
dragonclawsedw: (Aha..)
dragonclawsedw: o___o M-me?!
EbilArchmage: O: Yes, missy, YOU!
T3chn0Namagomi: If I die on the way TO that fort....>.<
EbilArchmage: O: You five are going in there and going to give us a signal when it's all clear! Do you understand me!?
dragonclawsedw: o___o Y-yessir!
dragonclawsedw: IM: Dear Ishtar, what did I get myself into??
Ebil Dia: *looks ready to faint* >->;;;;;;
EbilArchmage: *the two soldiers who spoke up exchange grins and step away from the ranks*
Ebil Dia: *falls in behind the two nervously, eyes shifting around*
EbilArchmage: S: >.> Everyone ready to go?
Ebil Dia: IM: They haven't lanced the dr--chimera...that's a good sign. x-x;;;
Ebil Dia: Y, yes...
EbilArchmage: (BRB.)
dragonclawsedw: *tiny voice* Yes..
EbilArchmage has left the room.
dragonclawsedw: IM: I'm going to die..
Ebil Dia: IM: I'm going to be eaten. ._. SOMEthing in there is going to eat me.
T3chn0Namagomi: If I don't get paid for this, I'll get even somehow...I DON'T do favors for free....
T3chn0Namagomi: (GM DOWN!)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Shit. Not good)
Jak Snide: (He'll be back...hopefully)
Ebil Dia: (he's still logged on...but he was having comp probs)
EbilArchmage has entered the room.
Ebil Dia: (err, he was, and now he logged off and back on o_o there he is. ^_^ wb)
T3chn0Namagomi: (WB)
KnightsofSquare: dragonclawsedw: IM: I'm going to die..Ebil Dia: IM: I'm going to be eaten. ._. SOMEthing in there is going to eat me.
EbilArchmage: (Had to reboot to configure Sygate)
KnightsofSquare: T3chn0Namagomi: If I don't get paid for this, I'll get even somehow...I DON'T do favors for free....
EbilArchmage: S: So, uh, who are you guys?
Ebil Dia: o.o;;;
T3chn0Namagomi: You can call me "Azulke"
Ebil Dia: I'm, ah, um...Jared. ^_^;;
dragonclawsedw: o_o *mutter* Kyra...
EbilArchmage: S: Great! I'm Vicks!
EbilArchmage: S2: My name's Pierre. ^_^
T3chn0Namagomi: ...
dragonclawsedw: (XD)
EbilArchmage: V: So, are you guys ready? *excited excited*
Ebil Dia: o.o;; ^_^;; Pleased to meet you!
Ebil Dia: (>D)
dragonclawsedw: (XD XD XD)
EbilArchmage: V: We're gonna get to do some real soldier stuff!
Ebil Dia: o.o;;;;
dragonclawsedw: (*so laughing her ass off*)
T3chn0Namagomi: ...
EbilArchmage: P: Yeah...normally, we just shine the officer's boots.
T3chn0Namagomi: -.-
Ebil Dia: You guys...aren't afraid...of the rabid frog demon things? o.O;;;;
T3chn0Namagomi: I'm not going to help you if you diw
T3chn0Namagomi: *diw
T3chn0Namagomi: *die
EbilArchmage: V: Of course not! *pulls a rather heavy looking poleaxe from his back*
dragonclawsedw: o___o;;;
Ebil Dia: (V: *oulls a rather large phallic symbol of DOOM from his back*)
dragonclawsedw: IM: We're going to die.
EbilArchmage: P: *pats the quiver hanging at his side and reaches back to grab his bow*
Ebil Dia: >.>;; *positions Vicks and Pierre between him and Kyra*
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: Maybe I can loot that poleaxe if he dies
EbilArchmage: V: Shall we get going? ^_^
EbilArchmage: P: Yeah, this'll be great!
dragonclawsedw: Um...sure...
dragonclawsedw: o_o Wait.
EbilArchmage: V&P: What?
dragonclawsedw: We're...um...about to enter a castle full of flesh rending demons...
Ebil Dia: *eyes the shiny armband Nam picked up* >.>;;
T3chn0Namagomi: ...
dragonclawsedw: How...can you two be so....giddy?!
Ebil Dia: (they're eunuchs!)
Ebil Dia: (Rivan-brand!)
EbilArchmage: V: ...well we're going into battle.
Ebil Dia: o_o;;;;
T3chn0Namagomi: ...
EbilArchmage: P: Yeah, isn't it great? *excited excited*
EbilArchmage: (BRB)
dragonclawsedw: o_o ...how?
T3chn0Namagomi: How come I get the feeling that you two are unskilled?
dragonclawsedw: <V< *glares at Kamos/whoever*
dragonclawsedw: IM: ....I don't like him.
EbilArchmage: V: Unskilled?
EbilArchmage: P: We've never been in a real war before!
EbilArchmage: V: It's really exciting! ^_^
T3chn0Namagomi: *facepalms*
Ebil Dia: o.o()
dragonclawsedw: IM: We're going to die.
Ebil Dia: But if you're unskilled what good will you be in an infiltration mission? o.O;;;;
EbilArchmage: P: We'll do our best, and it'll all work out, right?
EbilArchmage: V: We're gonna be heroes! ^_^
Ebil Dia: o.o;;;;;;
Ebil Dia: *stall stall shift shift* >.>;;;
dragonclawsedw: IM: We're gonna be corpses! o___o;
T3chn0Namagomi: ...
EbilArchmage: P: Maybe they'll make statues that look like us...*_*
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: They're already imbeciles
EbilArchmage: V: Maybe we'll get promoted and won't have to clean Officer Elrue's boots anymore!
T3chn0Namagomi: Why don't they make statues that look like your brains...It'd be a LOT cheaper
Ebil Dia: We could throw brain-shaped statues at the enemy.. o.o()
T3chn0Namagomi: (Man, that HAD to be a classic quote right there!)
EbilArchmage: P: ...those wouldn't really...draw crowds...
EbilArchmage: V: ...yeah...that'd be boring. o_o
dragonclawsedw: >.>;; IM: I shouldn't have eavesdropped ;_;
EbilArchmage: P: We're gonna be heroes! ^_^
EbilArchmage: V: YES! ^_^
EbilArchmage: *they give each other a high five*
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: Morons...
Ebil Dia: o_o;;;
EbilArchmage: V: So who's the squad leader o.o??
Ebil Dia: ...uh...errr...
dragonclawsedw: Notme.
Ebil Dia: Notme! ^_^;;;;;;;;
dragonclawsedw: >.>;;
dragonclawsedw: (ONNA!)
Ebil Dia: (*tosses Kyra out of Jared's head*)
T3chn0Namagomi: I'll volunteer here...I have the most tactical knowledge here
EbilArchmage: P: OK, Mr. Chimera, sir!
EbilArchmage: V: Lead the way to the fortress, sir!
EbilArchmage: P: We'll be right behind you, sir! Command us at will!
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: MAYBE they can become useful...
T3chn0Namagomi: (AFK...benkui and putting bird to bed)
Ebil Dia: o.o;;;
EbilArchmage: (Hoi.)
dragonclawsedw: (*THUD*)
dragonclawsedw: IM: And I'll be right behind ALL of you >.>;;;;
Ebil Dia: *seems to be competition with Kyra for the rear spot of the group* <.<;;
dragonclawsedw: <.<;; *eyes Jared*
dragonclawsedw: IM: Why is he so jumpy??
Ebil Dia: O.o;;; *eyed*
Ebil Dia: IM: I hope she's not thinking of ways to cook me... <.<;;;
EbilArchmage: V&P IM: We're gonna be FAMOUS! ^_____^
T3chn0Namagomi: Alright...
dragonclawsedw: (Kyra: Just you wait little dragon, just you wait... *drool*)
EbilArchmage: V: Aye, sir! Command us!
dragonclawsedw: (Kyra: GET IN MY BELLY!)
T3chn0Namagomi: You two...*motions to Jared and Kyra* What are you each proficient in?
Ebil Dia: (Jared: EEEEE! *runs like hell*)
Ebil Dia: o.o;;; Err...
EbilArchmage: *Fort Windfall looms over the battlefield, an ominous, stalwart landmark*
Ebil Dia: Um...proficient? ^_^;;;
Ebil Dia: I can cast some, um, shadow spells, and err, I use, ahm...polearms! That's it.
Ebil Dia: >.>;;
dragonclawsedw: >.>;; White magic...obviously.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...Okay...I have an idea of who I'm dealing with now...
EbilArchmage: *for some reason, the sky seems to be getting darker*
T3chn0Namagomi: Okay...Cross formation!
Ebil Dia: o.o;;;
Ebil Dia: What?
dragonclawsedw: o_o Huh?
T3chn0Namagomi: White mage, you're in the center!
dragonclawsedw: Um..okay..
Ebil Dia: o.O
dragonclawsedw: *goes to the center*
T3chn0Namagomi: Shadow magic person, you go behind her.
T3chn0Namagomi: *moves in front of Kyra*
T3chn0Namagomi: Soldier guys, cover her sides.
EbilArchmage: V&P: Yes sir!
EbilArchmage: *take spots on either side of Kyra*
Ebil Dia: *moves to te back, gratefully*
T3chn0Namagomi: Look to my left and right, soldiers
Ebil Dia: ^_^;;;
Ebil Dia: <.< >.>
EbilArchmage: V&P: *look* >.> <.<
dragonclawsedw: IM: I feel safe... ^_^
T3chn0Namagomi: Keep watching those directions.
T3chn0Namagomi: Shadow magic guy, watch for anything that's coming up from behind!
Ebil Dia: R, right! O_O;;;
T3chn0Namagomi: Now, let's go!
Ebil Dia: *looks over his shoulder distrustfully*
dragonclawsedw: ^_^ *happy as someone who's about to go into the tower of death could be*
Ebil Dia: *turns around and starts walking backwards* o_o;;;
EbilArchmage: *the two soldiers nod and march forward*
T3chn0Namagomi: *starts walking*
T3chn0Namagomi: (Interesting idea, no?)
Ebil Dia: (nice ^_^)
EbilArchmage: *after a few minutes, the group makes it to the proverbial door of the fortress, without any interruptions*
dragonclawsedw: o___o *on edge*
Ebil Dia: *still walking backwards* o.o;;; IM: can't turn around, frogs'll eat me...
T3chn0Namagomi: Alright....*searches the area for traps*
KnightsofSquare: (Can't sleep, clowns'll eat me...)
Ebil Dia: (indeed ^_^)
EbilArchmage: *the door does not appear to be trapped in any way >.>;;;*
T3chn0Namagomi: Alright, people...maintain formation
Ebil Dia: o.o;
T3chn0Namagomi: *attempts to open the door*
dragonclawsedw: (The door mocks you...RAWR!)
KnightsofSquare: (GM: It's a door, dummy.)
Ebil Dia: (it's a ...TRAPDOOR!)
EbilArchmage: *...the door opens with a creak, making it sound like it needs oiled*
Ebil Dia: (you angered the door gods....)
Ebil Dia: (*snuggles a trapdoor plushie*)
KnightsofSquare: (*gasp* You angered the great God WD-40!)
Ebil Dia: (XD)
EbilArchmage: *Kamos peers in to see a courtyard*
Ebil Dia: *jumps and spins around to look at the door*
Ebil Dia: o_O;;;;
T3chn0Namagomi: Maintain formation, people!
EbilArchmage: *in the center of the courtyard is a building, and around the outside are numerous smaller ones*
dragonclawsedw: o.o It's quiet....
T3chn0Namagomi: *walks into the courtyard cautiously, checking for anything potentially dangerous*
EbilArchmage: *and Kamos notes that he's in a courtyard...*
EbilArchmage: *which is as previously described...most of the buildings and the walls themselves being made of grey stone*
Ebil Dia: *looks around the courtyard with wide eyes* O_O
dragonclawsedw: Very quiet... *shivers*
EbilArchmage: *the most terrifying sound of them all--utter silence--rewards the adventurers*
Ebil Dia: o__o;;;
dragonclawsedw: o____o
T3chn0Namagomi: Well, let's start here...
Ebil Dia: *almost glomps Kyra in fear, but remembers she's a terrifying white mage*
T3chn0Namagomi: *moves toward the large building*
EbilArchmage: *the large building is just that--rather large, and rather long*
dragonclawsedw: (...Onna Dia, I had a mental picture of something along those lines a few minutes ago..)
Ebil Dia: (:P)
EbilArchmage: *a simple, wooden door separates it from the outside world*
dragonclawsedw: ...where...is everyone?
Ebil Dia: maybe the frogs ATE them all! o_O;;;;
T3chn0Namagomi: Dead
T3chn0Namagomi: *attempts to open the door*
Ebil Dia: *voice echoes a little loudly, before Jared lapses into utter silence*
EbilArchmage: *there are no signs of battle outside, no corpses, no blood, nothing*
EbilArchmage: *the door opens without protest*
EbilArchmage: *...and promptly falls off its hinges*
dragonclawsedw: ....O.o;;
T3chn0Namagomi: ...
Ebil Dia: AAAAAAAAAAH!
Ebil Dia: *jumps several feet into the air as the door falls*
T3chn0Namagomi: ...coward
dragonclawsedw: <_<;;
Ebil Dia: *shivers in fear* O.o;;;;;;;;;;;
T3chn0Namagomi: It's just a damn door
dragonclawsedw: (what is this guy's COU? -5??)
Ebil Dia: it startled me! .-.
Ebil Dia: *._.
Ebil Dia: (-2)
T3chn0Namagomi: (-2)
EbilArchmage: *a fairly short corridor, with an open room at the end, greets the adventurers*
dragonclawsedw: o.o IM: This is so creepy...
T3chn0Namagomi: *walks down the corridor, doing the typical watch for dangerous things*
EbilArchmage: V&P: Sooooo...amazing! *excited*
dragonclawsedw: *SWEATDROP*
EbilArchmage: *unfortunately for the thrillseekers, the hallway is a rather uneventful trip, ending in a large, open room*
Ebil Dia: >_> <_< >_> *swings his head from side to side, determined to spot something before it spots him*
EbilArchmage: *said room has a table and chairs in the center, giving the impression it was a mess hall*
Ebil Dia: o_O;;; IM: This room is...large and open. v_v It's scary.
T3chn0Namagomi: *looks around the room*
T3chn0Namagomi: *for anything interesting or dangerous*
dragonclawsedw: o.o >.> ... <.< ....
EbilArchmage: *there is a door off to the side, and a second door on the other side of the room, with a sign that reads "No Entry Except Authorized"*
T3chn0Namagomi: ...
T3chn0Namagomi: Let's save what the assmasters were hiding for later...
EbilArchmage: *a pair of ladders rest against the wall, obviously meant to be climbed to ascend the building*
dragonclawsedw: o.o So many ways to go....
Ebil Dia: O.o;;;;;;
dragonclawsedw: IM: Please don't make us split up!!!!
Ebil Dia: *hushes whisper* Let's just pick one and go...
T3chn0Namagomi: I say we deal with the unmarked door first
Ebil Dia: >.>;;;
T3chn0Namagomi: *moves to open the unmarked door*
dragonclawsedw: *follows of course*
dragonclawsedw: *nervous nervous*
EbilArchmage: *...the unmarked door is a simple, wooden door with a metallic ring for a handle*
Jak Snide has left the room.
Ebil Dia: *follows in short, jerky motions, trying to keep an eye on everywhere else in the room* <_>;;;
T3chn0Namagomi: *opens the door, watching carefully for anything that could potentially be dangerous to his health, and therefore, his pay*
EbilArchmage: *and as Nama pries open the door...*
EbilArchmage: *a cloud of settled dust whips up and blows into his eyes, stinging slightly*
T3chn0Namagomi: >.<
T3chn0Namagomi: Damnit...
T3chn0Namagomi: -.-
Ebil Dia: o.O;;;
EbilArchmage: *however...*
Ebil Dia: IM: dust demons!
dragonclawsedw: Are you okay?
EbilArchmage: *Kamos is rewarded with a view of what was apparently a kitchen...*
T3chn0Namagomi: Yes...
EbilArchmage: *...however, he cannot see the entirety of the kitchen from the doorway*
T3chn0Namagomi: People, maintain formation...
T3chn0Namagomi: *walks into the room*
Ebil Dia: Y-y-yessir...o.o;;;
Ebil Dia: *scoots along jerkily*
EbilArchmage: *...and Kamos spots, lying on the floor, next to the wood stove...*
EbilArchmage: *...the corpse of a man wearing an apron, with a meat cleaver sticking out of his back*
dragonclawsedw: o_____o *turns away from the site*
T3chn0Namagomi: ...
Ebil Dia: O_O;;;;;;;;
EbilArchmage: *bloodstains soak the stone floor and the man's clothing*
Ebil Dia: *barely manages to refrain from puking...again*
T3chn0Namagomi: Eck....
EbilArchmage: V&P: *swallow nervously*
T3chn0Namagomi: Someone obviously did not like the cook.
T3chn0Namagomi: *moves carefully toward the man*
Ebil Dia: ~_~;;;;;;;
dragonclawsedw: *shivers*
EbilArchmage: *the man is clearly dead, lying facedown in a pool of his own blood*
EbilArchmage: *suddenly, a demonic screeching noise echoes from above Kamos...*
T3chn0Namagomi: !!!
T3chn0Namagomi: Everyone! Alert!
EbilArchmage: *...and as he peers upwards to investigate, he catches sight of a gargoyle like creature sitting on the ceiling above him*
Ebil Dia: O_O;;;
EbilArchmage: *the creature flashes a fangy grin*
dragonclawsedw: O.O
T3chn0Namagomi: It's an ambush
EbilArchmage: (Everyone roll 2d6 and add it to your init!)
*OnlineHost*: T3chn0Namagomi rolled 2 6-sided dice: 1 2
*OnlineHost*: dragonclawsedw rolled 2 6-sided dice: 1 3
Ebil Dia: (*...and asks if Nam has a spare cup of souls*)
*OnlineHost*: Ebil Dia rolled 2 6-sided dice: 3 2
T3chn0Namagomi: (DAMN CRAPPY ROLLS!)
dragonclawsedw: (blarg)
Ebil Dia: (7, whee. o_o;;; )
T3chn0Namagomi: (9)
dragonclawsedw: (My init is...6...dear god x.x)
T3chn0Namagomi: (O.o...I'm still higher in init?!)
Ebil Dia: (jared and kyra have 2+2d6 init)
T3chn0Namagomi: (That's scawy)
EbilArchmage: *the black gargoyle beast falls from the ceiling, scratching, clawing, and biting at Kamos, and whipping at him with its tail*
EbilArchmage: (What are your bonuses/penalties for being a chimera again?)
EbilArchmage: (IM me)
dragonclawsedw: Eek eek eek!
Ebil Dia: o_O;;;;;;;;;;;;;
T3chn0Namagomi: !!!
EbilArchmage: *the creature's tail impales Kamos, the pointed tool thrusting into his back as the creature falls*
dragonclawsedw: O.O
EbilArchmage: *he shivers convulsively as a biting cold feeling surges through his body, causing his knees to buckle (39 damage)
T3chn0Namagomi: Gah!!
Ebil Dia: o.O;; YAAAH! DEMON!!!
EbilArchmage: *a second demon pops out of the woodwork behind the others, hissing and snarling*
Ebil Dia: AAAAAH! TWO DEMONS!
dragonclawsedw: EEK! Another one!
Ebil Dia: O_o;;;;;;;;;;;
T3chn0Namagomi: ...I'm going to kill them personally....
EbilArchmage: *Vicks raises his polearm, slashing at the creature that attacked Kamos*
EbilArchmage: V: DIE!
EbilArchmage: *the creature dodges lightly, but the weapon narrowly nicks its wing*
EbilArchmage: *Pierre raises his bow, turning to aim at the creature behind the group, and fires an arrow*
EbilArchmage: *the arrow sails true, landing in the creature's chest with a THUNK*
T3chn0Namagomi: That didn't sound right...
EbilArchmage: (12 damage, for reference)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Where is the thing?)
EbilArchmage: (In terms of physical location, the party is in a pincer attack.)
T3chn0Namagomi: Okay, asshole...you chose to mess with the wrong guy....
EbilArchmage: (On one side is a black abishai, then Kamos, V&P and Jared are in the middle, and Kyra, followed by the other abishai, is on the other side.)
EbilArchmage: *the abishai struck by the arrow seems to shrug it off and hisses*
EbilArchmage: (Kamos.)O
T3chn0Namagomi: *seeing as I don't want to C&P it...insert the Githu chant here* GITHU! *fires a RED energy bolt at the abishai*
T3chn0Namagomi: (nearest to him)
T3chn0Namagomi: (AFK, continue until Kamos's turn...)
EbilArchmage: *the abishai recoils SHARPLY, thrown over onto its back by the force of the energy blast, and screeches angrily (60 damage)*
EbilArchmage: (Jared is up)
Ebil Dia: O_O;;;
Ebil Dia: *jumps foward and salshes at the abishai that was attacking Kamos*
Ebil Dia: G, get away!
EbilArchmage: (Holy shit, he HITS)
Ebil Dia: (*cracks up*)
EbilArchmage: (He has an effective at of FIVE)
Ebil Dia: (>D)
Ebil Dia: (I know, it SUCKS)
EbilArchmage: (XD)
dragonclawsedw: (Dude, that's like worse than Kyra o_o;; )
Ebil Dia: (jared's got heavy armor dragging his AT/PA down)
EbilArchmage: *the traidam glave bites into the abishai, slicing through its upper body and effectively cleaving the creature in half*
Ebil Dia: O_O;;;;;;;
Ebil Dia: IM: Did I DO that? Was that me? o_O;;;;;;
EbilArchmage: *the left wing is totally severed, and the creature falls apart into two black, misshapen, bleeding lumps*
EbilArchmage: *Jared's weapon drips green-black ichor*
Ebil Dia: IM: EWWWWWW!
EbilArchmage: (Kyra)
Ebil Dia: >_<;;;
dragonclawsedw: O_____O .......
dragonclawsedw: *drops to her knees and prays for protection* >.<
EbilArchmage: *meanwhile, the corpse of the abishai is melting*
EbilArchmage: *...into a black puddle*
dragonclawsedw: (Iron skin, I haven't come up with a chant yet)
Ebil Dia: O_O;;;;
EbilArchmage: *a radiant light surrounds the party, causing the second abishai to blink, rub its eyes, and shiver*
EbilArchmage: (Everyone has their effective AC boosted by 2, which is equal to a point of bonus damage reduction. I may up that spell's power later. Hell, I'll make it four points of DR, with the new rules being changed...)
Ebil Dia: (okies. o.o)
dragonclawsedw: (New rules? Kay)
EbilArchmage: (The way AC works and whatnot.)
dragonclawsedw: (ah..)
EbilArchmage: V: Hah! Take that, you foul beasts!
EbilArchmage: P: We're gonna be HEROES! ^_^
EbilArchmage: V: *rushes over and hacks at the abishai Pierre was shooting at*
Ebil Dia: o.O;;;
EbilArchmage: *the halberd bites into the creature's flesh, hacking off one of its wings, and the abishai squeals angrily*
EbilArchmage: (21 damage.)
EbilArchmage: *Pierre raises his bow and fires again*
EbilArchmage: *however, the abishai dodges lightly, sticking its tounge out at Pierre, and a bit of its wing seems to regrow*
EbilArchmage: *the creature pounces at Vicks...*
T3chn0Namagomi: (Back)
Ebil Dia: (wb ^_^)
EbilArchmage: *and tackles him to the ground, stabbing repeatedly at his face and upper torso with its tail*
EbilArchmage: *black bursts of energy flash as the tail connects with his flesh, over and over again*
Ebil Dia: O_O;;
dragonclawsedw: O.O Oh my god!
EbilArchmage: *and the tail finally impales him through part of his chest, causing Vicks to yelp in pain (43 damage)*
EbilArchmage: (Kamos)
T3chn0Namagomi: *looks for anything that could be used as a weapon*
T3chn0Namagomi: (Note that now he has 16/16 base AT/PA, AM)
dragonclawsedw: (USE THE TAIL!)
T3chn0Namagomi: *and I mean looks around quickly*
EbilArchmage: (I noted)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Tail's not muscular enough to be used as a weapon)
EbilArchmage: *Kamos spots the cleaver...in the corpse on the floor*
EbilArchmage: *and a rather long kitchen knife on a counter, next to a chopping block*
T3chn0Namagomi: *attempts to get the cleaver out of the corpse*
EbilArchmage: *the cleaver pulls free with a sickening noise, a fresh bit of blood, what's left, issuing forth*
EbilArchmage: *the cleaver itself is, of course, stained thoroughly red*
T3chn0Namagomi: (I can still attack, right?)
EbilArchmage: (yes.)
EbilArchmage: (I'll let you.)
T3chn0Namagomi: *attempts to take a swing at the abishai with the newly-found cleaver*
T3chn0Namagomi: (Slash)
EbilArchmage: *Kamos strikes true with the cleaver, hacking the beast's arm off, and causing it to screech in agony*
EbilArchmage: *a jet of goo blasts forth from the wound*
EbilArchmage: (11 damage.)
EbilArchmage: (Jared.)
Ebil Dia: O_o;; *thrusts at the remaining demon's head with the traidam*
EbilArchmage: (Wait a sec.)
Ebil Dia: (k. o.o)
EbilArchmage: (Jared has to make a COU check at -2 to do that. He's been exposed to WAY too much blood and stress. Roll a d20, the DL is 14, meaning you have to roll a 16 or higher.)
*OnlineHost*: Ebil Dia rolled 1 20-sided die: 16
Ebil Dia: (whee. o.O;; )
T3chn0Namagomi: (You shouldn't have said that, AM)
EbilArchmage: (...it's a crit.)
EbilArchmage: (Hell.)
Ebil Dia: (o__o)
dragonclawsedw: (Hah!)
Ebil Dia: (it's Jared's lucky day...?)
EbilArchmage: *Jared's attack impales the abishai straight through the body core, causing a fresh stream of ichor to explode from the creature's back and front simultaneously, soaking the weapon*
Ebil Dia: O_< *HURK*
EbilArchmage: *howls, screeches, and angry roars echo through the room as the blade pierces something or other, which is obviously vital, and the creature slumps over and hisses*
EbilArchmage: *Jared vomits*
Ebil Dia: *yup*
EbilArchmage: (Kyar)
T3chn0Namagomi: (XP)
EbilArchmage: (KYRA)
T3chn0Namagomi: ...damn assholes....
EbilArchmage: V: *is on the floor, bleeding, a faintly shadow oriented aura hanging around his body*
T3chn0Namagomi: Sneaky little shits they were
EbilArchmage: P: *is rather irritating looking*
EbilArchmage: (It's not dead. >.> It's Kyra's turn)
EbilArchmage: (You did 36 damage, forgot to mention ^^;; )
EbilArchmage: (With a thrust o_o;;;;; )
Ebil Dia: (o_o;; damn)
dragonclawsedw: *standing quickly, she quickly drew back with her staff and swung the heavy end down upon the demon's head, intending to incapacitate it, or smash it's face in*
Ebil Dia: (wait....DAYUM!)
dragonclawsedw: (And Kyra misses!)
EbilArchmage: (Is that a chop/slash/what?)
dragonclawsedw: (Chop)
EbilArchmage: (Still hits.)
Ebil Dia: (it's a ...THWACK!)
dragonclawsedw: (Oh and Kyra doesn't "slash" she "thwacks" now XD)
Ebil Dia: (no, chop is turned to thwack, I think)
Ebil Dia: (something like that. XP)
EbilArchmage: *Kyra brings her staff down on the creature's head as violently and with as much strength as she can, and surprisingly, the beast's skull gives in, the staff barreling through*
dragonclawsedw: (No it was slash, since you really can't slash with a staff XP)
EbilArchmage: *the beast's head pops like an overripe melon*
Ebil Dia: (was it? I think I messed it up on your sheet, then. ^_^;; )
EbilArchmage: *and, without, further saying, it falls over, apparently dead*
dragonclawsedw: o_____o
EbilArchmage: *a bit of black slime sticks to the end of Kyra's staff*
T3chn0Namagomi: ...Interesting...
Ebil Dia: ~_~;;;;;
dragonclawsedw: IM: I killed it.....
dragonclawsedw: ....ew...
T3chn0Namagomi: They're not stupid
dragonclawsedw: *lifts her staff and shakes it a little*
Ebil Dia: *wipes his mouth and pulls his weapon free of the demon's corpse*
EbilArchmage: V: *groans*
T3chn0Namagomi: I might just keep this...
EbilArchmage: P: Vicks! *runs over and kneels by his friend*
T3chn0Namagomi: It could come in handy....
EbilArchmage: V: *shakes and shivers, coughing occasionally*
dragonclawsedw: Oh no! o.o *runs to Vicks*
EbilArchmage: *blood wells forth from the pierce wounds on his chest, which has strangely tinted itself black*
T3chn0Namagomi: *uhh...drinks one of the non-greater heal potions he bought earlier*
dragonclawsedw: O.o *eyes it*
KnightsofSquare: (*is BACH! And other famous composers.*)
EbilArchmage: (Kamos is healed 13)
Ebil Dia: (wb ^_^)
EbilArchmage: (40/66 HP)
EbilArchmage: (Everyone gets 200 XP!)
KnightsofSquare: (*hums the Chrono Trigger victory music*)
T3chn0Namagomi: *feels a little more relieved after that*
EbilArchmage: (Knowing how much XP you got, or the potion? XP)
T3chn0Namagomi: (There IS NO CT victory music!)
T3chn0Namagomi: (The potion)
dragonclawsedw: *examines Vick's wound*
KnightsofSquare: (For special victories, there is.)
T3chn0Namagomi: That thing fucking hurt....
KnightsofSquare: (Same music that plays when you gain a party member in Chrono Cross)
EbilArchmage: *Vicks is bleeding, and as aforementioned, the blood is coal black*
EbilArchmage: *the wounds seem fairly deep, and fairly serious*
EbilArchmage: *Vicks's eyes flutter*
dragonclawsedw: Hold on! *casts cure on Vicks*
T3chn0Namagomi: Hmmmm....IM: looks like they weren't useless
EbilArchmage: *the wounds on Vicks' chest close up somewhat, and the bleeding stops*
EbilArchmage: (23 HP of healing)
EbilArchmage: V: *coughs* ...thanks...miss...
EbilArchmage: P: *looks worried, but relieved at the same time*
dragonclawsedw: It's okay...can you stand?
Ebil Dia: *looks over at the others* >.>;;;
EbilArchmage: V: *nods slowly and attempts to stand up*
KnightsofSquare: (Biggs: My mother always argued with my father about my name. She never liked it, for some reason. And when I went off to join the military, she sobbed and said something about "losing another son forever"...I wonder why..)
EbilArchmage: *the room is a mess--greenish-black ichor is everywhere, mixed in with Jared's vomit and, off to the side, the corpse of the chef*
EbilArchmage: V: *stands shakily*
T3chn0Namagomi: Well, I guess we're done redecorating....Ugh....*feels some pain in where he was injured*
EbilArchmage: V: ...I want to go home. ,v.v,
Ebil Dia: o.o;;; Me too. v_v
T3chn0Namagomi: *drinks the last non-greater healing potion*
dragonclawsedw: *sighs and pats Vicks gently*
dragonclawsedw: It's natural to feel that way...
T3chn0Namagomi: ...I better get a good damn pay for this job...
EbilArchmage: *Kamos feels his wounds close up a bit (18 HP recovery)*
Ebil Dia: v_v
T3chn0Namagomi: (58/66 HP)
EbilArchmage: P: *pats Vicks as well* We'll survive...we're gonna be heroes, remember?
T3chn0Namagomi: Well...that should help....
EbilArchmage: V: ...*nods weakly*
EbilArchmage: P: ...now what do we do?
T3chn0Namagomi: Okay....
T3chn0Namagomi: Everyone, keep yourself on guard for attacks from ANY direction
dragonclawsedw: *looks to Kamos*
dragonclawsedw: *gulps*
T3chn0Namagomi: *looks for other doors*
Ebil Dia: *sticks closely to the group*
Ebil Dia: <_<;;;
EbilArchmage: *back in the hallway, or in the kitchen?*
T3chn0Namagomi: (The kitchen)
EbilArchmage: *the kitchen consists of a wood stove, a countertop with a chopping block and knife, and what looks like a pantry*
EbilArchmage: *nothing else is in the room*
T3chn0Namagomi: Hmph....
Ebil Dia: IM: when this is all over I can go home...and it'll be safe...I can go home... ~_~
T3chn0Namagomi: *drops the cleaver, gets his rifle, and attempts to open the pantry with it*
dragonclawsedw: (*puts on Resident Evil music*)
EbilArchmage: *...with the RIFLE?*
EbilArchmage: *...Kamos, the extremely overcautious fellow, pries open the food pantry...with his rifle*
Ebil Dia: (using it like a stick, methinks?)
Ebil Dia: (o_o())
EbilArchmage: *and reveals a sack of flour and other standard kitchen fixings*
Ebil Dia: (*when she first read it, thought that Kamos was BLASTING the pantry open >D*)
dragonclawsedw: (*cracks up*)
Ebil Dia: o.o;;
T3chn0Namagomi: (Yes, like a stick)
T3chn0Namagomi: ...
Ebil Dia: *starts looking in different drawers and cupboards, hoping maybe to find some ingredients he could use in potions* >_>;;;;
Ebil Dia: *very, VERY cautiously looks in them*
EbilArchmage: *and the drawers and cupboards are full of food, cutlery, and the like*
T3chn0Namagomi: (Hey, you can't trust something that blew up and spewed demons everywhere)
EbilArchmage: *a very wilted cabbage falls out of one of the cabinets and lands on Jared's foot*
Ebil Dia: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Ebil Dia: *glomps Kyra* >_<;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Ebil Dia: o_o;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Ebil Dia: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *lets go of her*
Ebil Dia: o_O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Ebil Dia: please don't hurt me!
dragonclawsedw: o_____o;;;;;;;;
dragonclawsedw: ...why are you afraid of me? e_e;;
T3chn0Namagomi: ....
Ebil Dia: >_<;;;;;; I'msosorryIdidn'tmeantoupsetyoumi sswhitemagepersonpleasedon'theal me!!!
T3chn0Namagomi: Okay...looks like nothing is here
T3chn0Namagomi: Let's move out....
dragonclawsedw: ....I'm...um...not going to eat you... >.>;;;
Ebil Dia: O_O;;; EATME?!?!
T3chn0Namagomi: *starts walking toward the door*
EbilArchmage: V: ...*follows limply, supported by Pierre*
Ebil Dia: *eeps and scoots after Kamos*
dragonclawsedw: No I'm not going to eat you! *follows Kamos*
T3chn0Namagomi: Alright...let's see what these jackasses are hiding here...
Ebil Dia: *watches Kyra fearfully*
T3chn0Namagomi: *attempts to open the "authorized personnel only" door*
dragonclawsedw: *rolls her eyes*
EbilArchmage: *...and the door opens!*
dragonclawsedw: (Tell them what they won!)
Ebil Dia: (>D)
T3chn0Namagomi: *looks inside*
EbilArchmage: *...Kamos peers down a hallway, roughly 50 feet long*
T3chn0Namagomi: ....
T3chn0Namagomi: Well, I guess we have no choice...and remember...attacks can come from ANY direction
Ebil Dia: O_O;;;
dragonclawsedw: o_o
dragonclawsedw: *shudder*
Ebil Dia: *walks, looking around swiftly all around him as he walks, paying special attention to behind and bove him*
Ebil Dia: *above
dragonclawsedw: *looks around nervously, though mostly keeping an eye on Vick's condition*
dragonclawsedw: IM: The poor man..
T3chn0Namagomi: *paying attention to the area in front of and above him*
EbilArchmage: *the hallway doesn't appear to be dangerous*
T3chn0Namagomi: *walking, BTW*
EbilArchmage: *OK, fantastic, good for you*
dragonclawsedw: IM: I shouldn't have gotten int othis mess...
KnightsofSquare: (You should skip down the corridor!)
EbilArchmage: *after a minute or two, Kamos and the others, who I assume followed, end up at a door at the end of the hallway*
KnightsofSquare: (And ease on down the road! ^_^)
Ebil Dia: o.o;;
T3chn0Namagomi: *opens the door cautiously*
T3chn0Namagomi: (AFK for a sec)
Ebil Dia: D, do you think there'll be another...d-demon in there? o_O;;;
EbilArchmage: *and Kamos reveals a room filled with crates and boxes*
Ebil Dia: What's in there? *peers over Kamos's shoulder and blinks*
dragonclawsedw: It looks like a storage room..
EbilArchmage: *the crates and boxes are mostly stamped with the seal of the Four Winds dragoons*
Ebil Dia: Oooh, crates and boxes! o_o
Ebil Dia: I wonder if there's...stuff in them?
Ebil Dia: IM: I almost said shinies. >.>()
KnightsofSquare: (Four Winds Flakes! The breakfast of champions!)
EbilArchmage: P: *continues to support Vicks*
Ebil Dia: (>D)
EbilArchmage: (*thinks he's waiting for Nama...*)
dragonclawsedw: It's...probably armor or lances..
T3chn0Namagomi: (Back)
AdamSquint: (or some other fancy phallic shape.)
EbilArchmage: P: But there was a sign on the door that said keep out or whatever...
EbilArchmage: P: It's probably something more than just that.
KnightsofSquare: (Dehydrated kittens. Instant cuddliness, just add water.)
T3chn0Namagomi: Hmmm....odd.....
EbilArchmage: P: A storeroom is odd?
Ebil Dia: (It's soylent green! SOYLENT GREEN! MADE FROM DRAGOON!)
T3chn0Namagomi: Okay, everyone...I'll have to check this out....
T3chn0Namagomi: *attempts to open a box, cautiously*
AdamSquint: (GM: It's a box, moron.)
EbilArchmage: *a box opens, revealing...a lot of gold and jewelry*
Ebil Dia: *scoots in toward the doorway to look around the room*
Ebil Dia: O_O SHINY!
dragonclawsedw: o.o Oh my...
EbilArchmage: *a bright blue rune appears on the wall*
dragonclawsedw: (Aya: KATE! Why couldn't I come?!)
Ebil Dia: *
Ebil Dia: (...ignore that)
EbilArchmage: *said rune looks vaguely like a backwards number 7 with a line through the middle*
T3chn0Namagomi: ...Uhhh....shit....
dragonclawsedw: O.O *jumps back a bit, staring at the rune*
EbilArchmage: *it glows briefly...*
Ebil Dia: (it's a backwards SPN 7!)
T3chn0Namagomi: I think we are screwed.....
Ebil Dia: o.O
EbilArchmage: (What kind of shoes is everyone wearing?)
T3chn0Namagomi: *moves back from the rune*
T3chn0Namagomi: (Combat boots)
KnightsofSquare: (...you never want to have that question asked.)
Ebil Dia: (Dunno. o.o Whatever the army gave him. Otherwise traveller's boots)
EbilArchmage: (Probably metal greaves. Kyra?)
dragonclawsedw: (o_o;;; Um.....sensible...white mage shoes? ^^;; )
EbilArchmage: *no one notices anything happening to them, and the rune fades*
Ebil Dia: <_<
Ebil Dia: >_>;;
Ebil Dia: <_<;;;;
T3chn0Namagomi: ....weird.
dragonclawsedw: (Probably just regular woman's shoes... *shrugs*)
dragonclawsedw: I have a bad feeling..
Ebil Dia: *can't control himself anymore, and darts into the room and opens the nearest box* o_____o
Ebil Dia: IM: SHINIES!
T3chn0Namagomi: *facepalm*
EbilArchmage: *as Jared runs, he barely notices that the soles of his greaves simply fall off*
dragonclawsedw: (NOOOOO!)
EbilArchmage: *that is, until his feet collide with the cold, stone floor, though he is somewhat distracted...as he pries open the box...*
dragonclawsedw: (THE RUNE HAS STOLEN OUR SOLES!)
EbilArchmage: *which reveals more loot*
Ebil Dia: o_O?? What's that?
EbilArchmage: (XD)
T3chn0Namagomi: ...
AdamSquint: (I will make saving the world slightly more inconvienent I am evil.)
T3chn0Namagomi: Hmmm.....well, looks like this is a treasury....
Ebil Dia: ^____^ *digs around in the box and pulls out the shiniest, most desirable horde-fluff he can lay his hands on*
KnightsofSquare: (...this all so some dragoon can walk up them and say "Nice shoes..." isn't it?)
EbilArchmage: *Jared acquires a very LARGE, blue gem*
Ebil Dia: (>P)
T3chn0Namagomi: *tries to get the most valuable-looking stuff he can get*
Ebil Dia: ^__^
Ebil Dia: *barely resists snuggling the gem*
T3chn0Namagomi: *from the one he, not Jared, opened*
dragonclawsedw: *does not join in the plundering* >.>;
Ebil Dia: *absent-mindedly checks it for any enchantments astrally* o___o
EbilArchmage: (Jared acquires a gem, estimated value 1000 GP. Kamos acquires coins and gems totalling around 800 GP, and a silvery armband, as well as a knife with a golden, decorative hilt*
dragonclawsedw: IM: Barbarians....
EbilArchmage: *Kamos notes also that the soles of his shoes have fallen off*
T3chn0Namagomi: Wonderful...now I'm going to have to buy new combat boots....
Ebil Dia: *scoops up the soles of his shoes on his way out of the room* o.O??
dragonclawsedw: O.o; That's odd...
EbilArchmage: P: *smirks* We're gonna be rich...*pulls a handful of treasure out of the boxes for himself and Vicks*
T3chn0Namagomi: There's obviously some other trap here....
AdamSquint: (Head Dragoon: When I said I wanted the rune to rip off their SOUL, I didn't mean THAT sole...)
Ebil Dia: o____o
Ebil Dia: (XD)
T3chn0Namagomi: Hmmm....
T3chn0Namagomi: Now how do those people do it again....
T3chn0Namagomi: *looks at the knife in many funny ways, attempting to scan the astral*
EbilArchmage: (Roll a d20.)
*OnlineHost*: T3chn0Namagomi rolled 1 20-sided die: 15
T3chn0Namagomi: (He has a MAG of 6 currently)
EbilArchmage: *Kamos recognizes that the knife is enchanted to deal lethal damage to otherworlders and magical creatures, such as celestials, demons, and dragons*
T3chn0Namagomi: Woah.....
T3chn0Namagomi: I am KEEPING this....
EbilArchmage: (Lethal not in the sense of one-hit kills, but improved damage.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Yes, but still...he could do a LOT with that)
dragonclawsedw: (Aya: O___O AHH! Keep that thing away from me!)
Ebil Dia: (Dia: e\/e *mauls Kamos* How DARE you keep one of those? -\/-)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Kamos: The big voice didn't say "dragonHALVES")
dragonclawsedw: *glances around the room idlly, looking for anything interesting other than loot*
T3chn0Namagomi: *attempts to scan the armlet*
T3chn0Namagomi: *armband
EbilArchmage: (Roll.)
*OnlineHost*: T3chn0Namagomi rolled 1 20-sided die: 5
EbilArchmage: *Kamos stares blankly at the armband*
EbilArchmage: *and nothing comes to mind*
T3chn0Namagomi: I can never get that right....
EbilArchmage: *Kyra doesn't see much of value...except for a stack of books in the corner*
EbilArchmage: *and propped up against the boxes is a silvery staff with a knobby grip shaped like the head of a dragon*
dragonclawsedw: *frowns and heads over to the books*
dragonclawsedw: >.> *eyes the staff*
dragonclawsedw: IM: It looks so nice but...wouldn't it be stealing?
T3chn0Namagomi: >.> <.< *looks around, sees the books*
Ebil Dia: *stares deeply into the gem he got* o.o ^_^
Ebil Dia: IM: I add this to my hoard...whee!
EbilArchmage: *the books are mostly titles that wouldn't interest Kyra--"Dragonslaying Made Easy," "The Legacy of Kline IV," "History of the Four Winds," and the like*
T3chn0Namagomi: *rummages through the books, looking for anything on technology, shadow magic, or cabalism*
dragonclawsedw: o___o;; Dragoon books...
Ebil Dia: o_O;;;
EbilArchmage: *and Kamos doesn't find anything, either, most of the books being about history or how to kill outsiders*
dragonclawsedw: *turns away and eyes the staff again*
T3chn0Namagomi: Stupid-ass lancers
Ebil Dia: (hey, where's the page about dragoon types again?)
T3chn0Namagomi: Anyone have a torch?
Ebil Dia: Err, nope! ^_^;; Not me!
dragonclawsedw: No... *reaches over and picks up the staff*
T3chn0Namagomi: -.-
EbilArchmage: (...um... www.davidr.com/rpgww/RP/Drago on_Factions.txt ?)
dragonclawsedw: (Hey do I get to keep my soles? XP)
EbilArchmage: (Yes)
Ebil Dia: (thankies)
EbilArchmage: (No, yours fell out too)
EbilArchmage: *Kyra picks up the staff*
KnightsofSquare: (*snorts* "I'm a Flying Fish dragoon!" ...not very intimidating.)
EbilArchmage: (>_>;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; )
dragonclawsedw: IM: It's so pretty....
dragonclawsedw: *frowns and looks down*
dragonclawsedw: ....my...shoes?
dragonclawsedw: ...um...Jared...
dragonclawsedw: Did your shoes fall apart?
Ebil Dia: (FFdragoon: But it's when they're laughing at you that we STRIKE YOU ALL DOWN!)
Ebil Dia: Err...yup. o.o*(
Ebil Dia: *()
dragonclawsedw: ...and yours too Kamos right?
KnightsofSquare: (I wanna be a dragoon of the Fluffy Kitty)
dragonclawsedw: <.< *looks over at Vicks and Pierre* What about you two....did your shoes fall apart?
T3chn0Namagomi: Yes, they fell apart...
T3chn0Namagomi: I want to kill whoever set that little trap....
dragonclawsedw: ....I think we should leave this room right now.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...fine, fine...
dragonclawsedw: *heads for the door quickly, staff in tow*
T3chn0Namagomi: *cautiously heads for the exit*
Ebil Dia: *follows the others closely, although staying closer to Kamos than Kyra*
Ebil Dia: Which way now? <.<;;;
dragonclawsedw: (We need GM! o.o
EbilArchmage has left the room.
AdamSquint: (ACK!)
dragonclawsedw: (GM DOWN!)
T3chn0Namagomi: (GM DOWN! GM DOWN!)
EbilArchmage has entered the room.
EbilArchmage: (GRRRRR)
T3chn0Namagomi: (False alarm)
EbilArchmage: (Be right back. *kicks computer*)
Ebil Dia: (wb, and okies)
AdamSquint: (Pervy and Fern just fought over me. *feels wuvvied* ^_^)
EbilArchmage: *OK, Kyra grabbed the staff...*
Ebil Dia: (someone want to IM Brian what all he missed then? <_<)
KnightsofSquare: (What did he miss?)
T3chn0Namagomi: (I think we were going to leave the room, basically)
EbilArchmage: (Damnit, where's Jared's charsheet?)
Ebil Dia: ( http://www.greatdave.org:7777//rp gww/RPchars/jared.html )
EbilArchmage: *the group prepares to leave the room*
EbilArchmage: (Ohh, it's HTML)
T3chn0Namagomi: Wait...something feels funny....
Ebil Dia: (from Kyra picking up the staff on? >_>; )
T3chn0Namagomi: *lifts up what's left of the boot*
EbilArchmage: *...which is missing its sole*
dragonclawsedw: Then we move even faster! *continues making her way to the exit*
T3chn0Namagomi: What the hell?! I have claws on my feet as well?
EbilArchmage: *Kyra picks up the staff, and she feels a bit of power course through her body*
EbilArchmage: *and the group rushes out into the hallway...sole-less*
EbilArchmage: (Everyone roll a d20.)
dragonclawsedw: *eyes her staff* IM: Forgive me Ishtar...
*OnlineHost*: dragonclawsedw rolled 1 20-sided die: 18
*OnlineHost*: Ebil Dia rolled 1 20-sided die: 3
dragonclawsedw: (oooo....)
Ebil Dia: (*almost rolled 20 1-sided dice* -_-())
EbilArchmage: (XD)
Ebil Dia: (facked am I)
XStrike8: (o.o)
Ebil Dia: (o.o)
XStrike8: (o.o)
*OnlineHost*: T3chn0Namagomi rolled 1 20-sided die: 3
T3chn0Namagomi: (do I always get the GODDAMN CRAPPY DICE ROLLS?!)
Ebil Dia: (hey, same roll as me, s'kay :P)
AdamSquint: (o.o)
dragonclawsedw: (It's cuz you don't sleep with the DR gods)
XStrike8: (De Dice are your FRIENDS.)
EbilArchmage: *Jared and Kamos feel slightly ill as they walk down the hallway...*
AdamSquint: (Kyra must do MORE than sleep with them...)
T3chn0Namagomi: (I'm a GUY, damnit!)
Ebil Dia: e_e;; Uuuh...
XStrike8: (So sleep with the DR Goddesses. >:P)
Ebil Dia: IM: I hope I'm not going to puke again. ~_~
dragonclawsedw: *brisk walking brisk walking*
KnightsofSquare: (Gods have non-specific gender in RPGWW. They're whatever gender they feel like being at the moment)
T3chn0Namagomi: Ugh....damnit...what the hell....?
EbilArchmage: *as the group returns to the mess hall, the illness gets worse*
Ebil Dia: (I ain' sleepin' with NO goddesses...)
dragonclawsedw: >.> Hmm?
dragonclawsedw: What's wrong?
Ebil Dia: ~_~ *groans*
KnightsofSquare: (Why don't you farm out your characters to them?)
Ebil Dia: I think I'm going to vomit...
T3chn0Namagomi: I feel like crap....
EbilArchmage: (*rolls some dice*)
T3chn0Namagomi: I think it had something to do with the lack of shoes....
dragonclawsedw: What hurts? ....er....
T3chn0Namagomi: (Oh, crap...)
dragonclawsedw: *tries to associate lack of shoes to feeling sick...*
EbilArchmage: *Jared feels ill and coughs, vomiting suddenly (11 points of damage) and Kamos feels a sharp pain in his chest*
T3chn0Namagomi: It's some kind of trap in the hallway, I'm betting....
T3chn0Namagomi: Urgh!!
Ebil Dia: >_<;
dragonclawsedw: *Stops* O_O
T3chn0Namagomi: Wait...maybe this will work....
EbilArchmage: (9 to Kamos btw)
T3chn0Namagomi: *tries taking an antivenom*
Ebil Dia: Not again... ~_~
dragonclawsedw: (What about Vicks and Pierre?)
EbilArchmage: *Kamos, luckily, feels some relief*
EbilArchmage: (Both of them resisted.)
dragonclawsedw: (Aha...)
EbilArchmage: *...Jared does not, and feels a sharp, sudden pain again (9 more damage)*
Ebil Dia: *and, once again, hurks for all he's worth*
Ebil Dia: ,~_~,
KnightsofSquare: (How do you spell relief?)
T3chn0Namagomi: Damn....it's poison....
EbilArchmage: *and one final blow wracks Jared's body as he vomits, the poison seeming to filter out of his system*
EbilArchmage: (R-o-l-a-i-d-s.)
Ebil Dia: (P-I-S-S)
AdamSquint: (XP)
Ebil Dia: (errr...)
XStrike8: (Hahahaah)
KnightsofSquare: (*laughs*)
dragonclawsedw: (C-u-r-e-1 !)
EbilArchmage: (5 more damage there)
EbilArchmage: *...and suddenly, Jared feels his toes lock up*
Ebil Dia: O_O AAAAH! I can't feel my toes!
dragonclawsedw: o___o You..can't....!!!!1
Ebil Dia: (the DR gods no longer favor Jared XP)
EbilArchmage: V: ...what's wrong?
EbilArchmage: P: Yeah...what happened?
dragonclawsedw: (Of all the things that I can cure, paralysis is the one thing I can't...)
EbilArchmage: V: And why did that hallway floor feel kinda sticky?
dragonclawsedw: It was a trap...some sort of poison on it...
Ebil Dia: ~_~
Ebil Dia: *whimpers*
EbilArchmage: P: *nods* ...poor guy.
Ebil Dia: *meekly* Anyone have a canteen? ._.
dragonclawsedw: *tries casting Pure on Jared*
T3chn0Namagomi: Damn poison....
EbilArchmage: *any remaining poison in Jared's body is purged*
EbilArchmage: *however, his toes are still paralyzed, and the rest of his feet too*
T3chn0Namagomi: ...
T3chn0Namagomi: Okay...we have a choice here....
EbilArchmage: (Is everyone getting tired or bored or something? You've slowed down significantly. ^^;;; )
Ebil Dia: *mutters* Now I can't feel my feet...err...thanks...
dragonclawsedw: (No, was waiting on you mostly ^^;; )
T3chn0Namagomi: Take the ladder on the left, or the one on the right....
dragonclawsedw: ._.
EbilArchmage: P: We could split up.
T3chn0Namagomi: Bad idea
EbilArchmage: V: ...probably. *nods, leaning on Pierre*
EbilArchmage: P: ...well, you're in command...Mr. Chimera, sir...
dragonclawsedw: ...I don't want to split up..
dragonclawsedw: *tightens the grip on her staff*
EbilArchmage: V: Then we'll stay together.
T3chn0Namagomi: It would make more sense to stay in a group
Ebil Dia: ^_^;;; Staying together sounds good!
EbilArchmage: V: We st...stand or fall together.
EbilArchmage: V: *looks mildly nauseous, reminded of his earlier wounds*
EbilArchmage: P: Shall we proceed, then? And where?
T3chn0Namagomi: We have a choice of two ladders....
Ebil Dia: Err...grandad used to say something... >.>;;; *VERY quietly*
EbilArchmage: P: Then pick one. o_o
EbilArchmage: V: ...what's that? Speak up, please...
Ebil Dia: "Left is right and right is wrong." o.o;;;;
Ebil Dia: Grandad used to say that. ^_^;;;
T3chn0Namagomi: Hmmm.....
dragonclawsedw: o.o Interesting...
Ebil Dia: NotthatI'msayingweshouldgoleftnec essarilybecausesomethingbadmightb ethere ^_^;;;;;;;;;;;
dragonclawsedw: IM: There's probably something bad in both places...
T3chn0Namagomi: Anyone have a coin with two different faces?
Ebil Dia: Err, yeah! ^_^;;;
Ebil Dia: *pulls out a Rivan gil and hands it over*
EbilArchmage: *the face of Emperor Redwyn shimmers on the coin*
T3chn0Namagomi: *takes, and flips the coin* That one *points to the right ladder*
EbilArchmage: *and on the back, a Rivan crest*
XStrike8: (<Random> Botan: Here's my impression of Yuusuke)
XStrike8: (Botan: "Look at me, I'm BURNING!!!" ^o^)
Ebil Dia: (Botan? Yuusuke? o.o??)
T3chn0Namagomi: *goes toward the right ladder, and starts climbing it*
EbilArchmage: V: We're...OK...
EbilArchmage: V: Who's gonna help Jared? Can he walk?
Ebil Dia: Errr...
Ebil Dia: (can he? o.o)
Ebil Dia: *tries walking with his numb feet*
dragonclawsedw: Um..Mister Kamos...
EbilArchmage: (Yes, but it's very awkward. Try walking without moving your toes, at all...)
Ebil Dia: (okies)
dragonclawsedw: Jared might need help up...
Ebil Dia: (*often walks ON her toes, herself*)
T3chn0Namagomi: I don't carry people.
EbilArchmage: (Or flexing/bending your feet)
Ebil Dia: ^_^;; I'm fine!
Ebil Dia: *walks...very jerkily and awkwardly*
dragonclawsedw: *heads up the ladder*
EbilArchmage: *after a minute, everyone has climbed the ladder...*
KnightsofSquare: (The ladder BITES you and you DIE!)
XStrike8: (And Fallen into my trap!!! BWAHAHAH*cough cough*)
EbilArchmage: *which takes a bit, what with it being a very tall ladder...*
EbilArchmage: *and they end up in a tower*
Ebil Dia: (>D)
EbilArchmage: *in the tower, there is what looks like a giant brazier*
dragonclawsedw: o_______o;;;;;;;
T3chn0Namagomi: (What's a brazier?)
Ebil Dia: *looks around nervously*
EbilArchmage: *which is obviously meant to be used as a signal beacon*
Ebil Dia: (fireplace thingy?)
Ebil Dia: (^_^())
EbilArchmage: (It's like a bowl-shaped thing on a tripod or legs.)
Ebil Dia: (it's a bra!)
EbilArchmage: (You start fires in them.)
Ebil Dia: (XD)
Ebil Dia: (a giant bra~! *cracks up*)
EbilArchmage: (Not a brassiere!)
EbilArchmage: (I hope I spelled that right.)
dragonclawsedw: (XD That's what I thought too....)
dragonclawsedw: It..must be a signaling device..
Ebil Dia: 9.9;;;;;;
EbilArchmage: P: You have to light it for it...hey...
T3chn0Namagomi: *looks around the room for any other things*
EbilArchmage: V: Didn't they say to give a signal it was OK to enter?
EbilArchmage: *there's nothing else in the room except a torch, a stack of firewood, and a large jug*
KnightsofSquare: (Is it a jug of booze?)
T3chn0Namagomi: Hmmm.....
KnightsofSquare: (Moonshine!)
T3chn0Namagomi: Wait....
T3chn0Namagomi: give a signal.....
T3chn0Namagomi: Wait...we haven't checked the rest of the place out
dragonclawsedw: ...but...I really don't think it's okay to enter...where did all the demons go?
Ebil Dia: ._. IM: I don't wanna climb back down...
EbilArchmage: *the tower and the surroundings are very quiet...*
EbilArchmage: P: Well, there aren't crowds of dragoons in here or anything...
T3chn0Namagomi: She has a point
EbilArchmage: *Kamos hears the sound of...dripping*
T3chn0Namagomi: But there may be someone...or!!!
EbilArchmage: *as do the others*
T3chn0Namagomi: *looks around*
EbilArchmage: *as Kamos peers upwards, a bit of something splashes into his eye*
T3chn0Namagomi: Shit!
dragonclawsedw: ......*looks up* 9.9
T3chn0Namagomi: >.-
EbilArchmage: *it's not painful or anything beyond what it would feel like to get water in your eye*
T3chn0Namagomi: (Ahhh)
KnightsofSquare: (...except that it EATS YOUR SOUL.)
EbilArchmage: *...and Kyra spots a man, pinned to the ceiling through his midsection with, presumably, his own spear, and several other spears in other choice locations*
Ebil Dia: o.o???
dragonclawsedw: O.O EEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKK!!!!!!!
Ebil Dia: *follows Kyra's line of sight* O_O;;;;;;;;;;
T3chn0Namagomi: Uhh....we have a dead guy up here
EbilArchmage: *a drop of blood splashes onto Kyra's shoulder*
dragonclawsedw: O____O *twitch twitch*
dragonclawsedw: *starts backing out* O_____O
EbilArchmage: *and Kyra bumps against the edge of the tower, feeling the wall against her back*
EbilArchmage: (*makes a COU check, please hold*)
EbilArchmage: *luckily, Kyra retains her composure*
dragonclawsedw: (Yay! No pukies for Kyra!)
Ebil Dia: O_O;;; *stands rooted to his spot*
Ebil Dia: (>D)
dragonclawsedw: O_____O Iwannagetouttahere!
Ebil Dia: (that's ALL Jared's department today)
EbilArchmage: V: ...so...do we signal to them or not?
Ebil Dia: *whimpers* we shoulda gone left. ._.
Ebil Dia: Is it safe here?
EbilArchmage: P: I'd say the army can come in with impunity...
dragonclawsedw: *looks to Kamos for an answer to Vick's question*
EbilArchmage: P: Whoever got here before us...did our work for us.
T3chn0Namagomi: You can't be sure about that
dragonclawsedw: ...how do we know that whoever that is...still isn't here?
T3chn0Namagomi: There might be something else....more dangerous...in here...
Ebil Dia: o.o()
Ebil Dia: Errr...
Ebil Dia: You know what? ^_^;;;
EbilArchmage: *a tapping sound echoes on the ceiling*
Ebil Dia: o_O What's that?
dragonclawsedw: *slowly looks up again* O.O
EbilArchmage: *and, hanging by a rather thick strand of webbing, a spider lowers itself past the open tower window*
Ebil Dia: o_O;;;;;;;;
Ebil Dia: O_O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
dragonclawsedw: (...a normal spider right?)
dragonclawsedw: (Not one of those dudes from the Eight Legged freaks movie right?)
EbilArchmage: *the spider is silver colored, with thick, jagged, armor plating covering its bod*
dragonclawsedw: O.O ............
EbilArchmage: *a sinister glow lights its eyes ablaze, and serrated blades protrude from its front legs, like scythes*
T3chn0Namagomi: !!
dragonclawsedw: EEEEEEEEEKKKKKKK!!!!
T3chn0Namagomi: Not. Good.
T3chn0Namagomi: Very. Not. Good.
EbilArchmage: V: *freezes in shock*
EbilArchmage: P: ...oh, Ishtar...
Ebil Dia: O_O;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Ebil Dia: ...eep.
T3chn0Namagomi: *goes over, and sniffs what is in the jug*
EbilArchmage: *the creature swings into the room, cramming itself into the tower*
EbilArchmage: *the jug's contents bear the scent of oil or gasoline*
Ebil Dia: O_O;;;;;;; Nononononono...BAD spider!
Ebil Dia: Go! Shoo! o_O;;;
T3chn0Namagomi: !!!
T3chn0Namagomi: Aha!
dragonclawsedw: EEEEEEEEEE!!!! O_O Getawaygetaway!
EbilArchmage: *the spider clacks its mandibles and hisses*
T3chn0Namagomi: *gets an evil idea*
EbilArchmage: (Everybody roll 2d6 and add your init.)
*OnlineHost*: Ebil Dia rolled 2 6-sided dice: 2 3
T3chn0Namagomi: (How big IS this spider?)
*OnlineHost*: T3chn0Namagomi rolled 2 6-sided dice: 6 5
*OnlineHost*: dragonclawsedw rolled 2 6-sided dice: 4 5
Ebil Dia: (7! again! ^_^;;; )
dragonclawsedw: (11 this time)
T3chn0Namagomi: (17)
XStrike8: (See Nama? Told you that sleeping with the DR Gods would help. >:P)
EbilArchmage: (It's large. Like...uh...*thinks*)
Ebil Dia: (>P)
EbilArchmage: (...the size of a car.)
Ebil Dia: (*spanks a few DR gods for good luck*)
EbilArchmage: (Kamos is up first)
T3chn0Namagomi: *takes the jug...and throws it at the spider...*
EbilArchmage: *the jug shatters, ceramic and the oily contents scattering...*
T3chn0Namagomi: (does it get on the spider?)
dragonclawsedw: (No, it gets all on you. XP)
EbilArchmage: (The spider was hit with it. It takes 11 damage.)
EbilArchmage: *the creature clacks its mandibles in annoyance*
dragonclawsedw: Eeek! Why'd you have to make it mad!
EbilArchmage: (Kyra)
EbilArchmage: *and yes, the spider is apparently soaked with the fluid*
EbilArchmage: *as well as portions of the floor*
EbilArchmage: *and the walls*
dragonclawsedw: (How much MP do I have left? Just curious)
EbilArchmage: (60)
dragonclawsedw: ('kay)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Is the torch lit, or can it be lit?)
EbilArchmage: (It's a torch, i.e., a stick with an oiled rag wrapped around it.)
dragonclawsedw: *winces and once again, slides to her knees and starts to pray* >.< Ishtar extend thy hand to protect thy children from darkness....
EbilArchmage: (Propped up against the wall.)
dragonclawsedw: (Paralyze monster)
EbilArchmage: (Aye)
T3chn0Namagomi: (I said is it lit?)
Ebil Dia: (...probably not)
T3chn0Namagomi: Someone...I need a spark here!
EbilArchmage: *the creature seems unaffected...*
EbilArchmage: *and, attracted by the smell of blood, maneuvers its rather large body through the now rather CRAMPED tower towards Vicks*
T3chn0Namagomi: (can Kamos pick the torch up or something?)
Ebil Dia: O_O;;;
dragonclawsedw: Eeep! >.<
Ebil Dia: (setting it aflame would be a BAD idea considering the size of the room ^_^;;; )
Ebil Dia: (it'd be likely to take everyone else out, too
EbilArchmage: *the creature raises both front legs, slashing at Vicks...*
T3chn0Namagomi: (Not necessarily)
XStrike8: (Ah. A man of risks.)
EbilArchmage: *and the first slice tears into his torso, ripping the majority of his ribcage out with it*
Ebil Dia: O_O;;;
dragonclawsedw: O.O *looks utterly sickened by this sight*
Ebil Dia: *hasn't moved from his spot near the ladder, looks ready to hurl again*
dragonclawsedw: (I think AM needs to make a puke check...)
EbilArchmage: *the second impales him through the neck and shoulder, and the beast pulls his carcass in closer with its legs to take a bite out of Vicks' body*
EbilArchmage: (*making them*)
Ebil Dia: (...oh my god...)
dragonclawsedw: ,O.O,
Ebil Dia: (poor jared doesn't HAVE anything else to vomit! >D)
T3chn0Namagomi: Anyone have a spark here?
dragonclawsedw: *watching in utter horror*
T3chn0Namagomi: I need a spark!
EbilArchmage: (Kyra and Jared just failed the rough equivalent of a courage/fright check. Um, if Jared has stomach contents left, he's losing them, and he's going to be utterly incapacitated for a couple rounds.)
EbilArchmage: (...and Kyra is visibly VERY shaken.)
EbilArchmage: (-3 morale penalty on all rolls.)
T3chn0Namagomi: I need a spark!
Ebil Dia: *dry heaving like mad, unable to do anything at all* ~_~
dragonclawsedw: O.O *wants to RUN LIKE HELL*
EbilArchmage: (...meanwhile, Kamos can shrug all this off...)
dragonclawsedw: (Which he is doing rather well XP)
EbilArchmage: (It's Pierre's turn, by the way...)
T3chn0Namagomi: Pierre! Light that torch!
dragonclawsedw: IM: My prayer...it could have saved him...but..... ,O.O,
EbilArchmage: P: *shakes convulsively, tears seeping through his eyes*
T3chn0Namagomi: If you want to avenge him...light that torch!
EbilArchmage: *the demonic spider, meanwhile, munches on the remains of his friend*
EbilArchmage: P: *pulls a packet of matches from his pocket and shakily tosses them to Kamos*
Ebil Dia: IM: I don't want to die that way...oh my goddess the blood...that's so sick...dear Ryuugami protect me... ~_~
T3chn0Namagomi: Thanks....*evil grin*
EbilArchmage: (...Jared is stunned this round. Kamos is up.)
T3chn0Namagomi: Everyone, get out!
AdamSquint: (Kamos is an efficient bastard. ^_^)
T3chn0Namagomi: *picks up the torch*
dragonclawsedw: O.O Eeek!
T3chn0Namagomi: *lights it with a match*
T3chn0Namagomi: Get out of this place!
EbilArchmage: *VOOSH, the torch lights*
EbilArchmage: *...now what?*
Ebil Dia: (*now we dance the polka!*)
T3chn0Namagomi: *waits a second, and then tries to light the spider on fire*
T3chn0Namagomi: (If possible, from a distance)
EbilArchmage: *as soon as the torch comes in contact with the gasoline soaked spider, the creature lights ablaze, screeching in pain and fear*
EbilArchmage: *the spider, of which is now on fire, backs up against the opposite wall...*
EbilArchmage: *...rears up with its front legs...*
dragonclawsedw: O.O
EbilArchmage: *and SCREAMS, an unholy, soul rending sound*
T3chn0Namagomi: !!!
T3chn0Namagomi: >.<
EbilArchmage: (Kyra's turn. She can act, but she's at -3.)
Ebil Dia: *crumples into a shaking heap* ~_~;;
dragonclawsedw: *promptly HIDES*
EbilArchmage: (The spider, being on fire, takes 33.)
Ebil Dia: (ha!)
EbilArchmage: *there isn't anywhere to HIDE*
EbilArchmage: *other than down the ladder, of course*
dragonclawsedw: *rushes over to the ladder and climbs down a few rungs* >.<
EbilArchmage: *and thusly, Kyra hides*
EbilArchmage: (Are you using the actual HIDE ability?)
dragonclawsedw: (Yep)
EbilArchmage: (Kay)
dragonclawsedw: (It's on her sheet)
EbilArchmage: (I know. +8 to hide checks.*)
EbilArchmage: *the spider...uh, being on fire...screeches again*
EbilArchmage: *and rushes at Kamos, on fire and making noises that would cause a lesser man to lose his lunch repeatedly*
T3chn0Namagomi: Oh, no you don't....
EbilArchmage: (Kamos is hit once...*rolling*)
KnightsofSquare: (Jared, a lesser man, has unfortunately already lost his lunch)
XStrike8: (Several times.)
Ebil Dia: (Jared: ;_; *whimper cry*)
XStrike8: (Did we mention breakfast as well?)
EbilArchmage: (Oh, nevermind. ^^;; Ethan crown affords him a +0/+1 bonus. It's a miss. o_o)
KnightsofSquare: (And snack.)
dragonclawsedw: (Nama fades out weee!)
dragonclawsedw: ,>.<, It's going to eat me it's going to eat me... *whimper, hide*
EbilArchmage: *and as the blades swoop towards Kamos, his upper body dematerializes at the last second, for a split second, and the scythe-like leg whips through him*
EbilArchmage: (31 damage from being on fire to the spider)
T3chn0Namagomi: Naughty naughty....
EbilArchmage: *Pierre, shaking, raises his bow and fires*
XStrike8: (*puts on a mask and gets in front of Jared* OOGA BOOGA BOOGA!!!)
EbilArchmage: *THUNK, an arrow impales the beast through the side*
EbilArchmage: (13 damage)
EbilArchmage: (Jared is STILL stunned, so it's Kamos's turn)
KnightsofSquare: (Jared, the cowardly Shadow Dragon?)
T3chn0Namagomi: *moves away from the spider...*
dragonclawsedw: (XD)
T3chn0Namagomi: *and shoots at it*
T3chn0Namagomi: (Abdomen shot)
Ebil Dia: (Jared's a shadow dragon, afraid of his own shadow)
EbilArchmage: *the gunshot fires, but is apparently deflected by the creature's armor, just skidding past the plates*
T3chn0Namagomi: !!
EbilArchmage: *meanwhile, the enraged creature darts at Kamos again*
Ebil Dia: (Jared: AAAAH! *faints dead away in front of Nak* x_x)
T3chn0Namagomi: You're going to die...
KnightsofSquare: (Spider: PARDON ME!!! ...do you have any Grey Poupon?)
T3chn0Namagomi: (XP)
dragonclawsedw: (Hah!)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Is the spider still on fire?)
XStrike8: (Spider: I would like it... if I... could have... Some.. *leans in close to Jared*)
EbilArchmage: (Yes.)
XStrike8: (Spider: TEA!!! XD)
Ebil Dia: (Jared: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAH! x_x;;;;;;;;; )
T3chn0Namagomi: (Are you sure it's tea or "tea"?)
EbilArchmage: *and the spider lashes out angrily at Kamos with its scythe blades, pure rage burning in its eyes...*
KnightsofSquare: (hey, the spider's immolated. Doesn't that mean it deals fire damage to all nearby ground units?)
dragonclawsedw: (....Kamos is shredded faster than a carrot in a salad shooter)
EbilArchmage: *the first blade sinks into Kamos' thigh, severing his leg from his body*
AdamSquint: (o_o)
Ebil Dia: (O_O)
T3chn0Namagomi: (wonderful....an instakill.)
EbilArchmage: *and the second catches him as he falls over, ramming straight through his stomach and impaling him out the back*
AdamSquint: (O_O)
dragonclawsedw: (O___O We have lost a limb folks...)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Wonderful...now he's going to have to get a prosthetic)
KnightsofSquare: (Holy...)
EbilArchmage: *slamming to the ground, Kamos vomits blood violently and involuntarily*
Ebil Dia: (...Claw: poetic justice...e_e)
EbilArchmage: *in its last act of rage, the spider, on fire and rather...uh...injured...collapse s to the ground and dies*
Ebil Dia: (Spider: And for my NEXT act, I'm going to--*dies*)
EbilArchmage: (The spider is dead. Kamos suffers 68 points of damage, and is at -10.)
AdamSquint: (Okay..now you HAVE to send me the conclusion, for I must go now.)
Ebil Dia: (bai!)
dragonclawsedw: (Claw: *pays off the spider*)
AdamSquint: (bai! Send me it later!)
AdamSquint has left the room.
Ebil Dia: ('kies)
dragonclawsedw: *peeks out of hiding....to a very greusome sight* O.O
Ebil Dia: (I forgot, DID anyone save a transcript of the last chat? o_o;;; )
T3chn0Namagomi: (Let me guess...I get no experience because I died))
EbilArchmage: (Excuse me, wait. -5.)
XStrike8: (I did.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Well, almost)
EbilArchmage: (Uh, no, that's dumb. o_o You fought, you survived.)
Ebil Dia: (excellent...send a copy into Adam yet? ^_^;; )
EbilArchmage: (...you definitely, logically, LEARNED something from the experience)
Ebil Dia: (not getting EXP after dying = dumb ^_^)
dragonclawsedw: OH MY GOD KAMOS!!!!!!!
T3chn0Namagomi: (Spiders hate being set on fire?!)
Ebil Dia: (*likes the FFT and FF8 way of getting a bit of EXP after each action*)
XStrike8: (*thwaps*)
EbilArchmage: *Kamos lies on the floor...bleeding from both the torso and severed leg...which is lying a foot or so away*
Ebil Dia: (can Jared move or do anything yet? ^_^;;;-)
EbilArchmage: (Yeah, cause he hasn't looked over at Kamos yet.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (So....do I get EXP or something?)
EbilArchmage: (Yes...Nama...you do...be patient >.>;;; )
dragonclawsedw: K-kamos? Are....*shakes her head and immediately casts life on him*
T3chn0Namagomi: (A noble sacrifice....)
XStrike8: (Noble my butt. >:P)
T3chn0Namagomi: (XP)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Seriously, though, it DOES add some drama, though)
dragonclawsedw: Dear Ishtar his leg....... O.O
Ebil Dia: Uh... ~_~ *stays put to his spot and keeps his eyes downcast* v_v
Ebil Dia: ...huh?
EbilArchmage: *Kamos slowly comes to, mildly but only slightly dizzy as the world comes into focus*
Ebil Dia: *looks up and glances at Kyra* ... O_O;;;
EbilArchmage: (He's at 7 HP.)
T3chn0Namagomi: Ugh.......
T3chn0Namagomi: AAAAAUGH!!!!
Ebil Dia: Oh dear Ry---
Ebil Dia: >_<;;;
KnightsofSquare: (Poor fellow...he's on his last legs...)
dragonclawsedw: O.O
XStrike8: (*thwaps*)
T3chn0Namagomi: What....the hell...!!!!
dragonclawsedw: Calm down calm down!
dragonclawsedw: You're in bad condition!
T3chn0Namagomi: Wait...hold on...!!!
dragonclawsedw: *kneels beside him*
KnightsofSquare: (When he lost that limb, he was de-feeted.
dragonclawsedw: (XD)
T3chn0Namagomi: I....can't move....my leg....
XStrike8: (*gives Mike a free helping of WHAM for the pun* >:P)
EbilArchmage: (Random note: Kamos recieves 400 XP for ingenuity in battle and whatnot, and Kyra gets 300 for being a helpful white mage. Jared gets 275 cause I'm nice, and cause Dia RPed him well without a fuss. ^_^)
XStrike8: (You don't... have... a leg.)
dragonclawsedw: *gulps* Um...Mister Kamos...your leg...
T3chn0Namagomi: ??
EbilArchmage: P: *is visibly shaken*
dragonclawsedw: *sniffs, obviously on the verge of tears* You...your leg....was...severed.
dragonclawsedw: (GREAT! Now my new fanart is innacurate!
T3chn0Namagomi: *is in a state of shock*
T3chn0Namagomi: O.O
KnightsofSquare: (What's the skill check to hop on one foot?)
Ebil Dia: (Whee. ^_^;; )
T3chn0Namagomi: Wait....let me try something....
Ebil Dia: (o.o Why would I fuss about RPing my own char? o.O???)
XStrike8: (Most people would've balked at the fright checks.)
EbilArchmage: (An AGI+d20 check vs. a DC of...14?)
dragonclawsedw: *points meekly* You're leg's over there....
T3chn0Namagomi: If these potions work like they normally would....
XStrike8: (15. *nods*)
KnightsofSquare: ('cause he didn't get to do stuff. *nods*)
T3chn0Namagomi: Bring me my leg....
dragonclawsedw: (*can't stop laughing at this for some reason*)
EbilArchmage: P: *is crying against the wall*
KnightsofSquare: (Look at it this way...with a little bit of spare wood, he'll have a promising career as a pirate...)
Ebil Dia: (...jared is a chickenshit. o.o;; Of COURSE he's going to be incapacitated in battle because of it sometimes...)
T3chn0Namagomi: *is constantly cringing from the pain*
Ebil Dia: O_O;;; *just stares at the blood and Kamos's...leg*
KnightsofSquare: (*huggle* But not everyone expects that sort of thing to have real consequences)
dragonclawsedw: *gulps and quitely brings the leg over, looking awful sick at the fact that she's holding a severed bodypart...*
XStrike8: (Most people just figure that they can use that to get high numbers elsewhere and go on bout their business.)
dragonclawsedw: *...the fact that it belongs to someone still alive doesn't help either*
T3chn0Namagomi: hold it at where it was severed from...
Ebil Dia: O_O;;;;;;
dragonclawsedw: O-okay... IM: I can't believe I'm doing this...but...I have to...I have to help people like this...
dragonclawsedw: *positions the leg, still looking very queasy*
T3chn0Namagomi: *reaches in his pocket, and takes out the greater healing potion*
T3chn0Namagomi: Now press it down hard on where it was severed....
dragonclawsedw: O.O;;;; ........ >.<;;;;;
dragonclawsedw: *closes her eye shut tight and does so*
EbilArchmage: *Kamos feels...rather uncomfortable as the limb meets his severed thigh*
dragonclawsedw: (Holy shit it's 1 am here...)
EbilArchmage: (Yes indeed)
T3chn0Namagomi: Ugh!!!
T3chn0Namagomi: Gauh!!!
Ebil Dia: (yuppers)
T3chn0Namagomi: *drinks the greater healing potion ASAP*
dragonclawsedw: *winces every time he yells out in pain*
KnightsofSquare: (*sings* Tell me why-y...why do you always sever limbs at my thi-igh...)
dragonclawsedw: (XD)
KnightsofSquare: (*switches songs* I left my leg....in Four Winds tower...)
EbilArchmage: *...and Kamos, feeling the blessed rejuvenation of the potion, notes that he has stopped bleeding...and some of the internal wounds seal up...as well as a bit of the potion leaking out of his tongue*
XStrike8: (Mike's on a roll tonight.)
EbilArchmage: *stomach
EbilArchmage: (I left my leg in Jaglan Beta...*sings*)
T3chn0Namagomi: (What about the leg?)
KnightsofSquare: (Hey, you'll get to pay half price on every pair of shoes you buy!)
EbilArchmage: (Not going to reattach it that way. Good news is that you aren't going to pass out from bloodloss now. And you technically gain 33 HP.)
T3chn0Namagomi: Damn....try some sort of healing spell....
XStrike8: (Potion can't circulate to the leg.)
Ebil Dia: O_O;;;;
dragonclawsedw: *opens one eye and sees it the leg still deattached* o___o
Ebil Dia: We should leave and rest and they should send some others in!!! O_O;;;
Ebil Dia: (O_o)
Ebil Dia: (Kirbjooie (1:21:16 AM): Do you have a link to the AM Penis wav?Kirbjooie (1:21:25 AM): My mother wants it. O_o)
EbilArchmage: (WTF)
dragonclawsedw: >.< CURE! *casts cure onto Kamos, not moving her hands from where they are*
EbilArchmage: (...no really, WTF)
EbilArchmage: (*has to roll for this one*)
EbilArchmage: *the wound heals...somewhat...and the strands of flesh bind themselves together weakly*
EbilArchmage: *Kyra notes that if Kamos tries to walk unsupported on it at the moment, it's likely to just tear loose*
dragonclawsedw: *stares at it for a moment in awe* ...I....did it.....thank you Ishtar.......
dragonclawsedw: Kamos...you need a crutch, you can't walk on it. not if you want to keep it. *looks at him seriously*
EbilArchmage: *or a splint, and Kyra knows that*
EbilArchmage: *the leg needs to be splinted and wrapped*
EbilArchmage: *and not moved or walked on*
T3chn0Namagomi: ...hell.....I never thought I would go out like this.....
dragonclawsedw: Don't move...and you're not out.
dragonclawsedw: *start to search around the room for a piece of wood or splint material*
dragonclawsedw: (*needs to ad some sort of first aid skill to Kyra's sheet or something*)
EbilArchmage: (You can at level up, I'm making Human Anatomy checks as a substitute)
T3chn0Namagomi: ...why....
T3chn0Namagomi: ....why me....
dragonclawsedw: >.<# *whirls around and glares at Kamos* Why you?? WHY YOU??
EbilArchmage: *the only wooden splints available are the firewood logs, which could work if cut in half longways*
dragonclawsedw: *points at Vick's corpse* THAT'S why YOU.
T3chn0Namagomi: *tears start to form in his eyes*
EbilArchmage: *Pierre is still crying, as well*
T3chn0Namagomi: can't...work...at all...now....
dragonclawsedw: *eyes the firewood* .....
dragonclawsedw: I could use that but....
dragonclawsedw: ....way too thick...if...maybe....
Ebil Dia: B, but...?
dragonclawsedw: <.< *eyes gravitate to Jared*
dragonclawsedw: Jared, can you split a log?
Ebil Dia: Errr...? o.O;;; I can...um...try?
dragonclawsedw: Please do...I need a splint...
dragonclawsedw: *points at a firewood log*
Ebil Dia: ...
Ebil Dia: Urr...okay! ^_^;;;
dragonclawsedw: *lifts her cloak up off the ground and tears a bit of fabric from the bottom*
Ebil Dia: *tries splitting on of the logs awkwardly with his weapon*
dragonclawsedw: (how much did cure heal Kamos?)
EbilArchmage: *and he succeeds, making two splints*
EbilArchmage: (THAT cure spell didn't heal him, just fix his wound a bit.)
dragonclawsedw: (Aha...)
EbilArchmage: (Kamos is OK, but he's in a state of physical shock...and has a leg that's basically attached to his thigh by a few strands of skin*
Ebil Dia: Err...^_^;;; Here you go, miss white mage...
Ebil Dia: *hands two splints over*
dragonclawsedw: Thank you Jared....^_^
EbilArchmage: P: ...I...*sniffs*
Ebil Dia: *and tries to chop another pair for something to do*
EbilArchmage: P: I want to go home. ,v.v,
Ebil Dia: ,._.,
T3chn0Namagomi: I'm....ruined....
EbilArchmage: P: AT LEAST YOU'RE ALIVE!
dragonclawsedw: *takes them and rushes over to Kamos, carefully setting his leg in a splint, tying the wood on with the fabric she tore from her robe*
Ebil Dia: ,,v_v,,
EbilArchmage: *Kyra successfully splints the wound, and tightly*
EbilArchmage: *it still doesn't seem to be a good idea to walk on it unsupported*
Ebil Dia: *w* We shoulda moved away instead...
T3chn0Namagomi: ...I better get paid a LOT more...
EbilArchmage: P: ...we need to signal to the others...
dragonclawsedw: Hold on... *casts cure on Kamos once more*
EbilArchmage: P: ...c...can anyone make a signal of some sort?
Ebil Dia: I...I...
Ebil Dia: I can try telepathing someone. ^_^;;;
Ebil Dia: But ah...
EbilArchmage: *the wounded leg fuses slightly more securely, but not much*
Ebil Dia: People don't generally like that...
EbilArchmage: (Kyra is now at 6 HP.)
EbilArchmage: (*MP)
Ebil Dia: andtheytendtoyellatmeforit ._.
dragonclawsedw: (...don't scare me like that)
dragonclawsedw: Please Jared...do it....
dragonclawsedw: *looks to Kamos* Whatever you do...do NOT stand on that leg...
KnightsofSquare: (Kamos: What, you mean this leg? *CRACK thud*
dragonclawsedw: *stands slowly and walks over to the remains of Vicks*
EbilArchmage: *...he's dead, and rather messy*
EbilArchmage: *the majority of his ribcage is lying about a foot away from him*
dragonclawsedw: ,-.-, *kneels beside him and preforms last rites*
dragonclawsedw: (No way I can revive THAT >_>;; )
Ebil Dia: T2Officer: Sir! ^_^;; Err...hope you don't mind the telepathy...err...um...ah...we've run into...err...trouble! Bad trouble!
dragonclawsedw: (Dude, I really need to get to bed..)
Ebil Dia: (awww... o.o )
EbilArchmage: *elsewhere* Officer: ...great. I'm hearing voices.
EbilArchmage: (OK. Do you guys want to wrap this up for now?)
Ebil Dia: T2Officer: ... o.o; Sir? Sir?
dragonclawsedw: (That would be helpful...^^;; )
Ebil Dia: (sure. Sleep = good)
KnightsofSquare: (Yar....*is getting up at 8:30*)
EbilArchmage: O: ...who's talking to me!?
Ebil Dia: o.o;;;
Ebil Dia: ._.
EbilArchmage: P: ...I get the feeling it's not working, is it?
dragonclawsedw: *stands and gives Pierre a hug* ,-.-,
Ebil Dia: I'm not getting any answer.
EbilArchmage: *hugged* ,._.,
T3chn0Namagomi: He may not be a telepath....
Ebil Dia: IM: Why don't humans learn telepathy? ,>_<,
EbilArchmage: P: We need to get out of here...
Ebil Dia: Oh...
dragonclawsedw: I'm sorry..... ,-.-,
dragonclawsedw: We do...we really do... *shiver*
EbilArchmage: P: *glances scornfully over at Kamos*
EbilArchmage: Why did HE get to live!?
Ebil Dia: Th, there's no way he can climb down the ladder, is there? o_o;;
EbilArchmage: Why didn't...why...
Ebil Dia: eep...
Ebil Dia: >_>;;;
T3chn0Namagomi: Fate works in odd ways...
EbilArchmage: ...fate saved a mercenary bastard like you...
EbilArchmage: ...and it killed my best friend.
Ebil Dia: ._.;;;
dragonclawsedw: ,-.-,
Ebil Dia: IM: More people should have come in with us...
T3chn0Namagomi: You think I ENJOY being like this?
dragonclawsedw: (Dude I really need to go o___o; )
Ebil Dia: IM: this isn't infiltration, this is extermination
KnightsofSquare: (FATE: Shhh...leave me alone, I'm busy running El Nido)
Ebil Dia: (bye! o.o)
EbilArchmage: (OK.)
EbilArchmage: (Someone save this...I think so anyway, maybe it's worth it...)
KnightsofSquare: (*eats yogurt* It is indeed worth it)
dragonclawsedw: (It is dude... o_o It's worth an arm and a leg...)
EbilArchmage: (*can't, doesn't have it all*)
Ebil Dia: (okies. *saves* Someone else might wanna save, too)
Ebil Dia: (a leg and a ribcage....)