You have just entered room "Feel the Dooom RP."
dragonclawsedw has entered the room.
dragonclawsedw: Doom doom doom!
THENinjaRabbi: Yes, doom!
Animate Jak has entered the room.
dragonclawsedw: Hehehe
dragonclawsedw: MWAHAHA
THENinjaRabbi: Yo.
Animate Jak: We's hates you all e_e
THENinjaRabbi: Jak stays up late in Kotoki's, right?
Animate Jak: Sometims
Animate Jak: *times
THENinjaRabbi: Ok. This is one of those nights then.
THENinjaRabbi: Ready?
Animate Jak: I could say "no", but all that'd do is piss you off =P
dragonclawsedw: Heheheh
THENinjaRabbi: <RP!>
Animate Jak: <Dead Man Cursing>#
THENinjaRabbi: *It's late at Kotoki's. The patrons have gone to bed, the drunkards are going home...*
THENinjaRabbi: *And yet, one solitary drow knocks on the door*
Animate Jak: *Downstairs, cleaning up the mess from the day's business*
Animate Jak: IM: Oh wonderful, it's probably some inspid fool selling tea towls again.
Animate Jak: *walks over to the door, and opens it partially, checking who's outside*
THENinjaRabbi has left the room.
Animate Jak: (I'm saved!)
dragonclawsedw: (XD)
dragonclawsedw: (*kills Alex instead*
Animate Jak: (Well shit!)
You have just entered room "Feel the Dooom RP."
THENinjaRabbi: (Juuust great.)
Animate Jak has entered the room.
THENinjaRabbi: (Ok...)
Animate Jak: (Jak just opened the door to my knowledge. If this ends with him getting shot in the face, I'll be disapointed()
THENinjaRabbi: (Funny thing. I saw what you were typing after I left.)
dragonclawsedw has entered the room.
THENinjaRabbi: (Wb!)
dragonclawsedw: (Woot!)
THENinjaRabbi: *Jak is greeted with red eyes as he opens the door*
Animate Jak: (*bids 30 gil for Ara's head. On a stick*)
THENinjaRabbi: Hello there, are you Mr. Jak Snide?
THENinjaRabbi: (Kerov took her head. He watched her get killed. :P)
Animate Jak: (Can he see what race the drow is?)
THENinjaRabbi: (Yes.)
Animate Jak: *SLAMS the door shut again, fairly panicked by the unexpected appearance of one of them*
THENinjaRabbi: *smiles, and knocks again*
Animate Jak: *a few seconds pass*
Animate Jak: We're closed.
THENinjaRabbi: I know that, I was sent by the King.
Animate Jak: IM: Oooh, if only she'd let me put a "no drow" sign up....
Animate Jak: I don't care who the hell sent you, we're closed. Come back tomorrow
THENinjaRabbi: It's a matter of your taxes...
Animate Jak: IM: When I'll be out. Fucking hell...
Animate Jak: What about my taxes?
THENinjaRabbi: There's been a problem, I need to discuss it with you.
Animate Jak: IM: You think Aya would have told that insipid monarch about how I feel, but nooooo!
Animate Jak: And it can't wait until a decent hour?!
THENinjaRabbi: I'm sorry about bothering you, but this is really important.
Animate Jak: ....you can hear me well enough through this door. Speak.
THENinjaRabbi: I've got paperwork.
Animate Jak: And doors have spaces underneath them. Just slide them through.
Animate Jak: IM: Taxes?! Fucking royals! Bothering me at all hours of the night.
THENinjaRabbi: Listen, I can just walk back to the castle, and have you thrown into the dungeon for a while.
THENinjaRabbi: I hate doing this door to face.
dragonclawsedw: T: He's being stubborn isn't he? Typical.
THENinjaRabbi: IM: Incredibly so.
Animate Jak: IM: Castle....provided that drow doesn't make me kill him, Pervy should be able to explain things.
Animate Jak: Fine! Go and get your guards then, if it's so important!
THENinjaRabbi: Honestly, sir.
Animate Jak: You heard me! Get outta here!
THENinjaRabbi: I can bust your door down, that's perfectly acceptible too.
Animate Jak: *scowls* And I'll take that as tresspassing, and reduce you to ash! How do I even know you're from the castle, drow?!
THENinjaRabbi: *slides a castle ID with the name "Dhargun Torias" and "Tax Collector" on it*
THENinjaRabbi: *Under the door*
THENinjaRabbi: There.
THENinjaRabbi: Sweet Ishtar. If I wasn't so used to this, I would have been offended.
Animate Jak: *picks up the ID, and looks at it*
Animate Jak: IM: I could burn this....
THENinjaRabbi: *it's genuine*
Animate Jak: IM: Gods, how am I going to get that infernal thing to go away?!
Animate Jak: Can't you get someone else to do this?
THENinjaRabbi: I'm the best tax collector they have. They knew you'd be a hard sell.
THENinjaRabbi: What is wrong with me, dammit?
Animate Jak: *snaps* You're an thrice damned spawn of hell, you blue skinned devil!
THENinjaRabbi: Oh, I see.
THENinjaRabbi: Well, just one minute, I'll get someone...less drow.
Animate Jak: THANK you
THENinjaRabbi: *walks away, waits ten minutes, and puts on his transformation ring*
THENinjaRabbi: *This makes him look different enough, especially since Jak didn't get a good look before*
THENinjaRabbi: *knocks*
THENinjaRabbi: IM: Goddammit, this is taking forever!
THENinjaRabbi: IM: Ara took like 5 minutes.
Animate Jak: *by this point has calmed down, and thrown the ID card across the inn*
Animate Jak: Who is it?
THENinjaRabbi: *deeper* Tax collector.
Animate Jak: Right...right....
Animate Jak: *moves over to the door again, unlocks it, and again peeks outside, just to make sure the drow isn't there*
THENinjaRabbi: *is an elf*
THENinjaRabbi: Hello, sir.
Animate Jak: *checks again, then opens the door* Alright, what's so important that I need to be bothered at this hour of the night?
THENinjaRabbi: May I come in? Or you come out, it doesn't matter to me.
Animate Jak: Hmm? Oh, come in. There's all sorts of scum crawling the streets at night
Animate Jak: IM: Such as insidious drow tax collectors
THENinjaRabbi: *walks inside*
THENinjaRabbi: IM: DId you get in, Arnast?
Animate Jak: *shuts the door and locks it*
THENinjaRabbi: *holds out some forms* See, we found a really large discrepancy in your forms.
Animate Jak: *raises an eyebrow at the forms* Really? Be more specific.
THENinjaRabbi: Um...two thousand gil.
Animate Jak: *snatches the forms, and looks them over for the discrepancy*
dragonclawsedw: T: Yeah I'm in
THENinjaRabbi: IM: Sweet.
THENinjaRabbi: *It's some bullshit thing that Jak knew he calculated right*
Animate Jak: IM: Fuck it, I'll just pay him the money. I've spent more on potions in my time.
Animate Jak: Fine. Can you take the money now?
THENinjaRabbi: Well, I really would like MORE than that...
THENinjaRabbi: *slips off the ring*
Animate Jak: (How quick is the "transformation?!)
THENinjaRabbi: (Pretty much instant.)
Animate Jak: *blinks, in complete disbelief*
Animate Jak: (Dhargun doing to do anything in the next second or so?)
THENinjaRabbi: IM: ARNAST, NOW!
THENinjaRabbi: Come on, I know all about you.
dragonclawsedw: *lurks out of the astral plane quickly, summoning a blade of mazoku energy into her hand*
Animate Jak: *steps back, glaring seething hatred at the drow* Get out of my inn!
THENinjaRabbi: So hit me. You know you want to.
Animate Jak: (Jak feel anything magical going on nearby?)
THENinjaRabbi: (Well, Arnast's behind him.)
dragonclawsedw: (Probably arnast)
Animate Jak: (So he's allowed to acknowledge that someone's behind him?)
dragonclawsedw: (Hmm...Adam?)
THENinjaRabbi: (WEll, if he senses it. Doesn't give him much leeway, but he can.)
THENinjaRabbi: *Draws his sword quickly*
Animate Jak: IM: Behind, in front! Ambush! Asssassins!
THENinjaRabbi: Die! *stabs at his chest*
dragonclawsedw: (*suddenly can't stop laughing*)
THENinjaRabbi: (o_O)
dragonclawsedw: *goes for the decap, yo*
Animate Jak: *conjures a fireball in his hand, raising it above his head, intending to throw is straight down*
THENinjaRabbi: (I'm fairly sure he ain't gonna make it. :P)
Animate Jak: (I'm pretty sure as well, although Jak would kill himself knowing he didn't at least signe his attacks)
Animate Jak: (Oh, wait.)
THENinjaRabbi: (huh?)
Animate Jak: (Singe)
Animate Jak: (And never mind)
THENinjaRabbi: *Either way, Jak is DEAD.*
Animate Jak: (Instantly, or does he get a chance to utter his last words?)
THENinjaRabbi: (He got decapitated and stabbed through the chest. It's over.)
dragonclawsedw: (Last words from his severed head!)
Animate Jak: (Fair enough)
THENinjaRabbi: (Yeah, if his severed head has something to say...)
dragonclawsedw: (Aww, come on Adam, that would be creepy XD)
THENinjaRabbi: (If you want. XD)
Animate Jak: (Nah. If his head's off, he's dead.)
THENinjaRabbi: *wipes his hands*
THENinjaRabbi: Well, that's over with. Who else we got?
dragonclawsedw: *demateralizes the blade* That took longer than I thought..
THENinjaRabbi: Yeah, I know. Jeez, stupid drow haters.
THENinjaRabbi: ..what should we do with the body?
dragonclawsedw: Leave it, drives the loved ones nuts.
Animate Jak: (That's a point: Someone needs to inform Kotoki OOC about this)
dragonclawsedw: And we still got Hakaril and...Rai'm to worry about
Animate Jak: (I'd hate for her to go into CI and say how Jak's just fine.)
THENinjaRabbi: Boss told me to stay out of Hak's affairs. He has something grander for that.
THENinjaRabbi: We can just off Rai'm quicklike.
dragonclawsedw: Yeah real quick
dragonclawsedw: She's just a street rat anyways
THENinjaRabbi: *nods* Well, today was a full day. Want a drink? *points to the bar*
THENinjaRabbi: (Just to show how little he respects you. :P)
Animate Jak: (*points out that there are at least two others sleeping in the inn who may well have woken up*)
THENinjaRabbi: (True.)
THENinjaRabbi: ...on second thought, we should just go.
Animate Jak: (You can take my life, but don't you fucking touch my booze!)
THENinjaRabbi: (ehehehehe)
THENinjaRabbi: *cracks his knuckles, and chuckles for a bit*
Animate Jak: (You know, Arnast isn't doing her race any favours. She's just reinforcing Jak's belief that all offworlders are crazy, scum, or both)
THENinjaRabbi: (What's he going to do about it NOW? :P Bleed angrilly?)
Animate Jak: (Probably. And later on he'll get all Jihad and the like)
THENinjaRabbi: (Well, we're done. ^^)
Animate Jak: (For now.)
Animate Jak: </RP?>
THENinjaRabbi: </RP>
THENinjaRabbi: *logs this*
Animate Jak: =D