You have just entered room "OMG WTF QUICKIE RP."
dragonclawsedw has entered the room.
dragonclawsedw: GASO
dragonclawsedw: Er, GASP
THENinjaRabbi: Gaso, eh? XD
THENinjaRabbi: It really shouldn't take long. ^^ I hope.
dragonclawsedw: Ara right?
THENinjaRabbi: Yeah. This is after your campaign, but since we don't know, don't mention it. ^^
THENinjaRabbi: <RP!>
dragonclawsedw: <Ara!>
THENinjaRabbi: *After everything calms down, they dock their ship at Kohligen. Kerov gets his mail, to find out Dhargun is coming to meet them...*
THENinjaRabbi: Ara! Dhargun's coming here!
dragonclawsedw: Dhargun?
THENinjaRabbi: My brother. >_> You know him, trust me.
dragonclawsedw: Why Dhargun? ....if he hits on me.....
THENinjaRabbi: He won't. I'll make sure. ^_^;
THENinjaRabbi: He says its something important, though.
dragonclawsedw: Oh really? I wonder what o_O
THENinjaRabbi: Yeah, me too. He'll be here soon, though. So we'll find out.
THENinjaRabbi: *As if on cue, a drow starts approaching the boat*
THENinjaRabbi: Hey! You up there?
THENinjaRabbi: *looks over the edge* Yeah, come on up!
dragonclawsedw: Heya Dhargun! *waves*
THENinjaRabbi: Well, hello there! *winks*
THENinjaRabbi: *clears his throat* Dhargun, have you met my WIFE? I don't think you've met my WIFE.
THENinjaRabbi: ...wife.
dragonclawsedw: *cackles*
THENinjaRabbi: ...YOU FUCKING BASTARD, I'M GONNA KILL YOU! *leaps at Kerov*
dragonclawsedw: O_o;;;
THENinjaRabbi: *dodges* It's ok.
THENinjaRabbi: You're lucky I'm getting plenty! >_>
dragonclawsedw: You sure? He looks kinda murderous...
THENinjaRabbi: ^^ No, this is quite normal.
THENinjaRabbi: Anyways, what's this "important news?"
THENinjaRabbi: Oh, yeah...*gets serious*
THENinjaRabbi: Do you know what happened?
dragonclawsedw: ...no?
THENinjaRabbi: Both of you have bounties on your heads.
dragonclawsedw: ...what?!
THENinjaRabbi: Huh? o_o
THENinjaRabbi: *Shrugs* All I know, it says they want you both "alive."
THENinjaRabbi: I came here, 'cause I have a little proposition.
dragonclawsedw: If you're planning to cash in on us....
THENinjaRabbi: I am.
THENinjaRabbi: But hear me out.
dragonclawsedw: ...... *puts a hand on her sword* If by "hear you out" you mean "stab you in the face" then sure, I'll hear you out.
THENinjaRabbi: Wait, wait.
THENinjaRabbi: Listen, the person who put out the bounty is the King. So, he's not gonna harm you. I think they just got wind of your...exploits...*waves hand around the ship*...
THENinjaRabbi: And someone wanted you guys to get punished.
dragonclawsedw: ...w...what?! How can my sisters husband....
dragonclawsedw: We...didn't do anything! IM: Here.
THENinjaRabbi: Hold on, hold on. She's probably in on this.
THENinjaRabbi: He'll probably just give you a little rap against the knuckles, nothing serious.
dragonclawsedw: Yeah right...it's not like we did anything to Doma..
THENinjaRabbi: However, since it's out, there's going to be people coming for you...and they aren't going to be nice about it. "alive" is requested, but "seriously maimed" is ok.
dragonclawsedw: I'd like to see them TRY! e_e
THENinjaRabbi: Ara, calm down...
THENinjaRabbi: He's got a valid point.
THENinjaRabbi: ...you don't want fighting here...Azra's here..
dragonclawsedw: If he takes us, then who will take care of him?!
THENinjaRabbi: Elena. It shouldn't take long. o.o
THENinjaRabbi: And if worse comes to worse, Aya can get him and bring him to us.
dragonclawsedw: Y...yeah I guess...but then who's going to run the crew while we're gone?
THENinjaRabbi: *swallows* I've...been training Andre...
dragonclawsedw: (*stabs Andre, steals his card*)
THENinjaRabbi: (Pedro: NOOOOOOOO~!)
dragonclawsedw: Andre.. >_<
THENinjaRabbi: But Elena can help him.
THENinjaRabbi: She's got good control over them.
THENinjaRabbi: ...especially if she wants to. >_>
dragonclawsedw: ...this is true....
dragonclawsedw: *sigh* I'll sort this out with Sis..
THENinjaRabbi: *nods*
THENinjaRabbi: I could use the cash, too.
THENinjaRabbi: But seriously, this is the best way to work it without either of you getting hurt.
dragonclawsedw: Yeah...I guess....
THENinjaRabbi: Come on, trust me.
dragonclawsedw: >.>; Sure...we'll go...though don't make a big thing about it..
THENinjaRabbi: What do you mean?
dragonclawsedw: Kerov go tell Elena and Andre they're in charge..
THENinjaRabbi: *nods, and goes*
dragonclawsedw: *eyes Dhargun*
THENinjaRabbi: What is it? >_>
THENinjaRabbi: Listen, you're married. I don't wanna make Kerov mad. He's scary when he gets mad.
dragonclawsedw: ....you think I want into YOUR pants?
dragonclawsedw: I don't know where you've been XP
THENinjaRabbi: *shrugs* What was it, then?
THENinjaRabbi: IM: I don't know either.
THENinjaRabbi: *comes back* Alright, it's done.
dragonclawsedw: Right..let's go then, I guess..
THENinjaRabbi: *nods*
THENinjaRabbi: I rented you guys chocobos.
THENinjaRabbi: Let's make this quick.
dragonclawsedw: Yeah..
THENinjaRabbi: *And so, they travel for the rest of the day. They eventually stop to set up camp*
THENinjaRabbi: You guys can nod off. I doubt anything's going to happen.
dragonclawsedw: Well I'm not that tired yet... >_> *eyes Kerov* ...are we?
THENinjaRabbi: <_< I'm not.
THENinjaRabbi: .....>_>
dragonclawsedw: We're gonna...stay up a little bit.
THENinjaRabbi: ...I got you. I'll just be over there. *points*
dragonclawsedw: ^_^
THENinjaRabbi: *then walks over there*
THENinjaRabbi: *shuddering* IM: Gah, I do NOT want that image in my head. >_<
dragonclawsedw: *and thus a night of passion and forest fires ensued! XD*
THENinjaRabbi: *Jeez, and I didn't even have to do anything. XD*
THENinjaRabbi: *When he's assured they're both asleep from their little fun, Dhargun walks over*
THENinjaRabbi: IM: At least they had a go at it one last time...
dragonclawsedw: Zzzzz...
THENinjaRabbi: *withdraws his sword* IM: Well, I'm already going to hell.
THENinjaRabbi: *with that, he quickly and quietly beheads Ara*
THENinjaRabbi: (...well, maybe not quietly.)
dragonclawsedw: (Ew, he had to be messy about it huh? >_< )
THENinjaRabbi: (That's the only way we decided you can't bring a body back.)
THENinjaRabbi: -.O What was that? *leaps up*
THENinjaRabbi: *sighs* I wasn't sent to kill you.
THENinjaRabbi: I'm leaving.
THENinjaRabbi: *looks down* ......
THENinjaRabbi: YOU SON OF A BITCH! YOU ARE FUCKING DEAD!
THENinjaRabbi: *leaps at Dhargun*
THENinjaRabbi: *however, he poofs out first*
THENinjaRabbi: You know you've never trusted me a day in your life...why start now?
dragonclawsedw: *is dead*
THENinjaRabbi: (No, really?)
THENinjaRabbi: ...Ara...Ara! ARRRRRRAAAAAAA!
THENinjaRabbi: (I'm done. ^^)
dragonclawsedw: (;_; Waaaaah)
THENinjaRabbi: (Calm down. >.> By the time this takes effect, it's going to be fixed.)
dragonclawsedw: (*cwies*