You have just entered room "drawingtheline."
pd Rydia has entered the room.
Der DWSage has entered the room.
Der DWSage: (<_< >_> Who what where
why how?)
Kelne2261 has entered the room.
Orewadare has entered the room.
Mekta Satak Kai: (Nothing's
happening yet. I just want to make
sure things are together. Tai said
he'd be here before nine.)
Der DWSage: Kay.
MajorGeneralTso has entered the room.
MajorGeneralTso: (I have arrived!)
Der DWSage: (*Hums*)
Der DWSage: (*Pushes Tai back into his
coffin, just for amusement*)
MajorGeneralTso: (*Is forced to lurk by
Sage*)
Der DWSage: (Yay! I'm helping!)
Mekta Satak Kai: (Hey Tai.)
Mekta Satak Kai: (Background?)
CGNakibe: (BIZZARO I LOVE YOU)
MajorGeneralTso has left the room.
Der DWSage: (Apparently, I did too good a
job.)
Mekta Satak Kai: (We get Taiar,
maybe.)
MajorGeneralTso has entered the room.
MajorGeneralTso: (...It was Sage's
fault.)
CGNakibe: (Good person to blame)
Der DWSage: (Indeed!)
Mekta Satak Kai: (I blame Sage for the
extinction of the dinosaurs.)
Der DWSage: (Yes, yes indeed.)
Mekta Satak Kai: (The same reason Tai
was booted was the same reason for
that.)
Mekta Satak Kai: (Because Sage
touches himself at night.)
Der DWSage: (Now we have fossil fuels to
kill the planet!)
Mekta Satak Kai: (Yeah, way to go.)
Mekta Satak Kai: <RP>
Mekta Satak Kai: *When last we left
our gallant heroes, they were
escorting a wounded elf back to the
Jade Dragon, hoping he would
fulfill his promises to give to them
the information Anwell had been
after.*
Mekta Satak Kai: *Isaac is walking
unassisted at this point, which is
always good. Cardinal having
healing spells? Good stuff.
Everyone's excited about such
things.*
Mekta Satak Kai: *Dia is free of
postage stamps, Isaac is only
bleeding a little now, and Karis
managed to scare the shit out of
some random gunman lovingly
named Archie.*
Mekta Satak Kai: *What will happen
next? Only you can decide! Oh, and
me. But I'm the GM so that doesn't
count. Anyway, I'll leave the fourth
wall alone. Go ahead and play.*
Der DWSage: *You heard the lady. Start
RPing, bastards. Lest Sher come and
molest ye all.*
Arch mage144: *sits down at a table at
the JD, presumably with the elf*
PapatymisonN: *has taken it upon
himself to support Isaac*
Mekta Satak Kai: Many thanks, my
good sir.
PapatymisonN: Least I can do.
Mekta Satak Kai: I do believe I owe
you an apology as well. It's
regrettable I was not able to lend
you the regard you deserve.
Mekta Satak Kai: It had not seemed
highly likely that you were
working with that Chambers, but
such things don't warrant risks.
PapatymisonN: I understand...
PapatymisonN: Just... trust me. If
I'm not on the side of good,
you'll be able to run me through
without a moment's hesitation.
PapatymisonN: You'll know. I'll grow
one of those twirly mustaches.
Arch mage144: He does wear his
intentions on his sleeve...
pd Rydia: ::snorts::
PapatymisonN: It's a lovely
accessory.
pd Rydia: ::grabs herself a sammich and
positions herself behind the
barcounter--it's up to you folks to get
your own damn foods::
Mekta Satak Kai: Absolutely an
honorable trait whose value I
cannot verily dispute.
PapatymisonN: Sets off my eyes.
pd Rydia: ::though, the inn is still shut
down from earlier::
PapatymisonN: So!
PapatymisonN: Anwell.
Mekta Satak Kai: (Hold on. I need to
restart because my computer is
being prohibitively awful.)
Mekta Satak Kai has left the room.
MajorGeneralTso has left the room.
MajorGeneralTso has entered the room.
MajorGeneralTso has left the room.
TaiarKino has entered the room.
Lithaladhwen has entered the room.
Lithaladhwen: Ah. *rests his chin one
palm* Forgive me friends for not
finding myself in finest form for
now.
Lithaladhwen: Anwell Chambers,
correct.
Arch mage144: Yes...how did you
meet him?
Lithaladhwen has left the room.
PapatymisonN: (... nuts.)
Der DWSage: (Indeed.)
TaiarKino: (...Almonds?)
Mekta Satak Kai has entered the room.
CGNakibe: (Welcome back)
PapatymisonN: (Yes, you're back,
right?)
Mekta Satak Kai: (I think so, yes.)
Mekta Satak Kai: (Now that I'm full of
burning hatred for my computer
and resentment for all things. Yes,
I'm here.)
TaiarKino: (Just the way we want our
GM!)
Mekta Satak Kai: I was sitting with
some friends and he overheard me
telling a story. That's about all,
really. I've met dozens of people the
same way.
Arch mage144: *nods* What was your
first meeting like?
Mekta Satak Kai: *shrugs* As I said. I
was sitting with a few friends and
rambling on about this and that,
and then he started asking
questions. Quite direct, if I recall.
Arch mage144: About what?
Mekta Satak Kai: Oh, you know. Odd
things. Creation of the world and
various versions thereof.
Arch mage144: *blinks* I see. What did
you tell him?
Mekta Satak Kai: I was passing on a
few legends and he started asking
me very specific things.
Mekta Satak Kai: It was... well... recall
I mentioned this may require
something of a theology lesson.
Mekta Satak Kai: You ever skim any of
the translations of various Ishtarite
origin myths?
Arch mage144: Oh, certainly. *nods*
Arch mage144: It would be hard to
have never read them, in my
family, anyway...though I can't say
I'm really that well-versed in
theology.
Mekta Satak Kai: Well, Karis what do
you remember? *encouraging
sweeping hand gestures* You're on
the spot now, you've got to pitch in.
Anything come to mind?
Arch mage144: Er...
Arch mage144: Well, I guess...the basic
gist is that...Ishtar is the mother of
all things, but, like I said, I'm not
really very well-versed in this.
Primaer created things initially,
and Ishtar filled in the gaps and
created children, right?
Arch mage144: That's the story,
anyway.
Mekta Satak Kai: One of several, yes.
Yes, precisely.
Mekta Satak Kai: The idea being that
there was a lot of jumbled up
nonsense that wasn't doing
anything important at the start.
Chaos. Just a lot of... well.... a lot of
cosmic rubbish.
TaiarKino: ...Reminds me of the Lord
of Nightmares. Wonder if a lot of
places start out like that.
Arch mage144: The who?
Mekta Satak Kai: You'll have to tell me
about that sometime. It's not a
legend with which I am familiar.
Mekta Satak Kai: But as for us.... Ishtar
was the first to emerge from this
chaos, and Primaer was next. They
existed for a while, which is quite a
feat considering the silly assorted
bits of reality floating about.
TaiarKino: Oh. Er...It's from where I
come from, Ayenee. Consider her
to be...Ayenee's Ishtar. The top of
the top of gods...
Mekta Satak Kai: Rather an odd and
off-putting sort of nomenclature,
I'd wager.
Mekta Satak Kai: Lord of Nightmares.
Mekta Satak Kai: Any particular
reason for the name?
Arch mage144: It sounds like a strange
name for a god that is to be
revered rather than feared.
TaiarKino: *Shrugs* She's had that
name since I can remember...I
never questioned it.
Mekta Satak Kai: Hm.
Mekta Satak Kai: Intriguing. What a
remarkable coincidence. Perhaps
originating in chaos is simply a
little easier to comprehend than
creation ex nihilo, eh?
Arch mage144: IM: Probably because
you're a demon. *mental shrug*
Mekta Satak Kai: Creating from
nothing forces the question of a
starting point, whereas you can't
question chaos quite so much.
Mekta Satak Kai: Doesn't get you far.
Arch mage144: No, it tends to end
precisely where it started.
Arch mage144: "What was the chaos
like?"
Arch mage144: "Chaotic."
Arch mage144: "Oh."
Mekta Satak Kai: *laughs*
Mekta Satak Kai: Precisely!
Arch mage144: I don't get what Anwell
would want with creation stories,
though.
Mekta Satak Kai: Oh, right. Anwell.
Sorry.
Mekta Satak Kai: Ishtar and Primaer
shared knowledge, and in general
rather enjoyed not being the only
things around. As I said. It must
have been rather novel!
Mekta Satak Kai: They decided it
would be an interesting experiment
to increase the population.
Mekta Satak Kai: So they began to
order the universe around them a
bit.
Mekta Satak Kai: You get lesser gods,
earth, seas, fire, etcetera. Various
things for everyone to play with.
Mekta Satak Kai: Eventually mortals
came around to hedge some of the
limitations of immortal beings.
Mekta Satak Kai: That's the general
common vein at least.
Mekta Satak Kai: Sound right to you,
Karis? Mesh with your end of
things?
Arch mage144: Well, yes, but...I told
you I'm not a theologian, nor am I
a storyteller like you are, not
really...I read a lot, but I don't tell
stories so often.
Arch mage144: And I certainly wasn't
there.
Arch mage144: *laughs*
Mekta Satak Kai: Oh, a lot of what's
important to me wasn't written.
Elves tend to be dreadfully concise
in much of their writing when they
aren't being hopelessly
long-winded.
Mekta Satak Kai: Our philosophy is
just dreadful to read.
Mekta Satak Kai: Even when it's
interesting.
Arch mage144: It's true. >_>;
Mekta Satak Kai: I much prefer a lot of
the oral traditions floating about.
Not verifiable, but it's got a good
bit more heart to it and no one's
offended by a little embellishment
because it doesn't have that official
status.
Mekta Satak Kai: Much safer to enjoy
as a storyteller than the old tomes.
Mekta Satak Kai: Anyway. There's
been a lot of curiosity about how
dragons learned things like...
humanoid forms during the war
between the lesser gods. I mean, it's
not precisely the most intuitive
thing ever, is it?
Mekta Satak Kai: You go from being a
dragon to taking on two legs and
hands and a face.
Arch mage144: Hmm...no, I guess not,
unless you want to blend in with
two-legged things.
Mekta Satak Kai: But there weren't
any at that point. So you've really
got to wonder.
Mekta Satak Kai: All sorts of muddled
tellings.
Arch mage144: Maybe the gods have
two legs, and some dragons met
gods and decided to look like
them?
PapatymisonN: ... you're going down
a disturbing road...
Mekta Satak Kai: There is that, but
there are still questions. So most
people have sort of... opted out of
the question and invoked magical
or divine intervention.
Mekta Satak Kai: They often invoke
the same intervention for this
question as they do for the fact that
elves and then all sorts of other
races all developed things like fire
and magic in their own time.
Mekta Satak Kai: The hypothesis has
been that some agent of change has
been passed through the races,
altering things seemingly at
random as it goes.
Mekta Satak Kai: But the really
interesting part!
pd Rydia: ::cocks an eyebrow at
Cardinal::
Mekta Satak Kai: It isn't random! Most
things seem to happen exactly as
they should or would have if given
sufficient time!
Arch mage144: I...huh. Okay...
Arch mage144: ...so is Anwell trying to
force specific things to happen,
perhaps with magic?
Mekta Satak Kai: Brilliant boy! But we
aren't there yet. Be patient a
moment more.
Arch mage144: *nods*
PapatymisonN: *slightly worried at
where this will wind up*
Mekta Satak Kai: Now, the term in old
Elvish for that primordial chaos is
not simply the word for "disorder,"
as you might infer from Common.
Mekta Satak Kai: A slight etymological
difference.
Arch mage144: *thinks about this*
Mekta Satak Kai: Tohu is chaos, but it's
also the intermediate state between
potential and realization.
Mekta Satak Kai: It's the window
between what must be and what is.
Mekta Satak Kai: One of my favorite
odd little linguistic tricks.
Arch mage144: *rapid nodding* Yes,
that's right! I hadn't really thought
about it, to be honest, but that's
an interesting way to think about
things.
Mekta Satak Kai: Now, if you really
think about it.... at the creation of
the lesser gods, the universe was
facing massive change, eh? It was
about to have things in it instead of
a couple of vague sort of...
*directionless sweeping gestures*
Mekta Satak Kai: ...sort of ....vaguely
anthropomorphic creative forces.
Arch mage144: Right...
Mekta Satak Kai: There were going to
be things that thought, and valued
and things that had matter.
Mekta Satak Kai: Primaer made a job
lot of stuff and Ishtar gave it energy
to be animate and dynamic.
PapatymisonN: IM: This is getting far
bigger than some nutty child
kidnapper...
Arch mage144: IM: This is an incredibly
interesting bit of philosophy, but
I'm waiting for him to connect it
to Anwell kidnapping mage
children.
Mekta Satak Kai: Anyway.
Mekta Satak Kai: I'm wandering off on
terribly-interesting but not
terribly-pressing tangents.
Mekta Satak Kai: You really must keep
an eye on me when I get to talking.
You know how I am, Cardinal.
Mekta Satak Kai: Anyway!
PapatymisonN: ... Yes, anyway!
Mekta Satak Kai: This tense moment
between potential and actualization
is tohu. And there is a theory that
things in the history of civilization
have jumped forward in their
development through the influence
of this force.
Mekta Satak Kai: Dragons suddenly
had the epiphany that two legs
might be interesting.
Mekta Satak Kai: Elves took it on
themselves to echo the
developments of draconic races
they'd perhaps never encountered.
Mekta Satak Kai: The list goes on.
Arch mage144: IM: Four legs good,
two legs better?
Mekta Satak Kai: Tohu also implies a....
a sort of... of brokenness, as
opposed to its opposite, which
means "rectification."
Mekta Satak Kai: So if it's a broken
sort of piece of the timeline
between potential and actual
change, perhaps that means some
fragment of that primordial energy
is still floating about.
Mekta Satak Kai: The dragons had it,
and they could no longer be
anything but what they would
someday be.
PapatymisonN: ... and you're driving
at... what, Isaac?
PapatymisonN: I'm... in the dark. o.o
Mekta Satak Kai: At least... this is what
I was speculating about when
Anwell starting asking all sorts of
impertinent and alarming
questions.
Arch mage144: So you're saying that
Anwell wants to gain some kind of
control over the force of...let's
call it...evolution?
Mekta Satak Kai: Perhaps, yes.
Advancement. Change that may not
be for the better, but is certainly
going to happen come hell or high
water.
Arch mage144: I see...
Arch mage144: ...wait!
Arch mage144: Maybe this has
something to do with Earth! Maybe
he wants to make it so that more
people on Earth spontaneously
develop magic?
Mekta Satak Kai: Perhaps. He wanted
to know where such a thing was
now, a common enough question. I
told him there's no way to be
certain of such things, and he
seemed irritated and impatient.
Mekta Satak Kai: An odd reaction, and
one that... well...
Mekta Satak Kai: I started to spout all
sorts of nonsense to shut him up
and send him off on some damned
silly quest.
PapatymisonN: Oh?
Mekta Satak Kai: After all, he could
never claim that I had promised
him the truth. Only folklore.
Arch mage144: Yeah, you just told him
a bunch of stories. You're a
storyteller.
Arch mage144: I mean, that's not to
say that you lied to him, exactly...
Mekta Satak Kai: *smirk*
Arch mage144: But you didn't tell him
how to wield the powers of the
universe, only that there were
philosophical theories about them.
Mekta Satak Kai: I may have
deliberately misled him a bit.
PapatymisonN: ... what DID you tell
him?
Mekta Satak Kai: Well, he's an
offworlder, and not versed in
things like the obscurest of creation
mythological speculation for Gaera.
Mekta Satak Kai: So I told him that
such a power would belong only to
Chaos, and that we do have a god
for such things.
Mekta Satak Kai: Somehow we got on
the subject of Nakibe, and I may
have let him run along some
incorrect logical paths for a while.
PapatymisonN: ... oh boy...
Mekta Satak Kai: *chuckles*
Arch mage144: You suggested that
Nakibe was the way to control the
force of evolution!?
Mekta Satak Kai: I suggested nothing.
I merely... didn't correct his wildly
uninformed speculations.
TaiarKino: *Chuckles at the notion of
that*
Arch mage144: ......
Arch mage144: *facepalms*
PapatymisonN: ... if you were going to
mislead him so, you should
have fed him some OTHER
deity... say... Shelby?
Arch mage144: Dia, I'm...going to get
a drink. >_>;;;
Mekta Satak Kai: I also suggested that
Nakibe was the force controlling
and sustaining our cosmos. 9_9
PapatymisonN: ...
Arch mage144: *laughs a little, goes to
the bar, and procures for himself a
bit of gin, lime juice, and sugar,
which he promptly mixes together
and downs*
Mekta Satak Kai: *laughs*
Arch mage144: I needed that.
PapatymisonN: So what exactly is his
plan, then?
pd Rydia: ...wow.
Mekta Satak Kai: Oh, heavens. I can't
even imagine. He probably
marched right down to the local
temple to Nakibe and demanded to
know where they kept their
personal shard of the primordial
creative force.
pd Rydia: Help yourself, Karis
Mekta Satak Kai: I can't even imagine.
*laugh*
Arch mage144: You want something
while I'm up? o_O This is just
getting to be a head-busting
situation.
Mekta Satak Kai: *laughs into one
hand, shaking his head*
TaiarKino: ...We have a local temple
for him? I should visit someday.
*Leans himself against the bar*
PapatymisonN: ... vodka and orange
juice for me. o.o
pd Rydia: Amana is the high priest,
priestess.
Arch mage144: They have to have a
temple to Nakibe somewhere...
Arch mage144: ...but that just makes
me wonder what their worship
services are like.
pd Rydia: ::looks at Taiar,
questioningly::
Mekta Satak Kai: Glossolalia. At least
in some places.
Arch mage144: How do they know
when they're going to hold them?
Meeting on a schedule would be
kind of anti-chaotic, wouldn't it?
Mekta Satak Kai: Quite fascinating to
hear it.
Arch mage144: Do you just show up
and if other people have also
coincidentally shown up start
praying?
Arch mage144: And by praying, I mean
babbling as randomly as your
tongue can manage?
TaiarKino: Maybe they just grab their
members during the night in a sack
and drag them to worship.
Arch mage144: By Tunare, that has to
be an incredibly interesting thing
to watch.
pd Rydia: ::coughs politely::
Mekta Satak Kai: Whatever they do, it
must work for them. If it makes
them happy, I'm not the elf to stop
them.
Arch mage144: No, no, I don't mind,
people can worship however they
choose.
Arch mage144: ...I just can't imagine
you would learn much asking
questions of people at a church of
Nakibe.
Mekta Satak Kai: *just laughs*
Mekta Satak Kai: *He is apparently
quite proud of his handiwork, even
if it did nearly get him killed.*
PapatymisonN: Well, thanks for
throwing him off the path,
Isaac. ... I think.
TaiarKino: Should we visit the temple
ourselves and see what they said?
pd Rydia: ::grimaces::
Mekta Satak Kai: Yes, well. I'm not
precisely the crusader for good
some people might like me to be,
but I can't honestly see myself
blundering so badly as to hand
information on a platter to such a
man.
Arch mage144: ...I...don't know if we
can even get reproducible results.
Mekta Satak Kai: *laughs*
Mekta Satak Kai: At any rate.
pd Rydia: You can do that, if you like,
Tai.
TaiarKino: I'll keep considering it!
Mekta Satak Kai: I would not
recommend attempting to follow in
his footsteps. *Isaac touches his
shirt, and his fingertips come away
with blood on them*
Mekta Satak Kai: He would seem to
have been... dissatisfied with his
findings.
Arch mage144: Well, we're not going
to let anyone kill you if we can
help it. *nodnod*
pd Rydia: Well, the gods react
differently to arrogance.
pd Rydia: Nakibe can be a little extra
chaotic, sometimes
Mekta Satak Kai: I'm not certain it's all
so powerful as Anwell Chambers
may be hoping.
PapatymisonN: ... I don't like to
think on that.
Kelne2261 has left the room.
Mekta Satak Kai: Even if it simply
imposes that moment of realized
potential, its power is limited.
Mekta Satak Kai: What was... Hm.
Mekta Satak Kai: It.... Ner-Tohu. That's
right. I'm not certain that your
uncle ever translated anything for
that. In fact, it may not have been
translated.
Kelne2261 has entered the room.
Mekta Satak Kai: If I had the
motivation, I'd consider it.
Mekta Satak Kai: But that will likely
never happen.
Arch mage144: Light...chaos?
Mekta Satak Kai: Light of Chaos,
precisely.
Arch mage144: That can't be right,
though. It has to be figurative.
Arch mage144: So...productive chaos,
then. Randomness that creates.
Mekta Satak Kai: Potentially. It would
obviously be difficult to predict.
PapatymisonN: ... so what's our
move?
Arch mage144: The spark of luck, the
collision of just the right forces.
How could you ever reproduce
that intentionally without much
greater knowledge than we have?
Mekta Satak Kai: *spreads his hands
wide* Divine intervention *grins*
PapatymisonN: We stake out
whatever temple is nearby?
Mekta Satak Kai: As I said. It's only
speculation.
Mekta Satak Kai: If you really must be
staking out anything, I would not
suggest bothering poor Lord
Nakibe.
Mekta Satak Kai: Honestly. Put
yourself in the *fingerquotes*
"shoes" of the First Two.
Mekta Satak Kai: Would you want
Nakibe in charge of such a thing,
even though it might fall under his
domain?
PapatymisonN: ... NEVER. o.o
Arch mage144: I don't really think we'll
learn anything by sitting around at
the temple of Nakibe.
TaiarKino: ...''Poor'' Lord Nakibe.
Arch mage144: Nor do I think we will
solve the great mystery of creation
or the "light of chaos."
Arch mage144: No one's solved it yet,
and while I'm usually really
optimistic about things, that's just
too much to hope for.
Mekta Satak Kai: It's unlikely that any
one of us would track down such a
thing, discern its precise nature,
find out what it means to the gods
and their purpose for allowing it to
exist, and then learn of a way to use
it safely.
Mekta Satak Kai: Highly doubtful.
Arch mage144: Yes, I don't think the
gods would let mortals have that
kind of power.
Arch mage144: The best we can hope
for is to stop Anwell from causing
any more harm in the meantime.
Arch mage144: Perhaps we can
convince him that his quest is
absolute madness...
Mekta Satak Kai: *smirks and says
nothing*
PapatymisonN: Or do that AFTER we
beat him senseless.
Mekta Satak Kai: Oh, come now. You
aren't thinking. If such a thing
existed, they wouldn't give it to
Nakibe of all deities.
Mekta Satak Kai: Dia Rai.
Mekta Satak Kai: Would you?
Arch mage144: Maybe we won't have
to beat him senseless. He just
needs to get some perspective.
He's a scientist, isn't he?
pd Rydia: I wouldn't give it to any of the
gods.
Arch mage144: Shouldn't he be willing
to listen to reasonn and not ignore
data?
Mekta Satak Kai: Ah, but I would.
Arch mage144: *reason
Mekta Satak Kai: And I think that
perhaps some of you might.
Mekta Satak Kai: Such a thing could
easily be used to generate
unbridled chaos.
PapatymisonN: ... Isaac... get to the
point...
Mekta Satak Kai: So lending it to the
care of Chaos would be unwise.
Mekta Satak Kai: Cardinal! What is the
opposite of chaos?
PapatymisonN: Order! ... o.o
Mekta Satak Kai: Yes. Precisely.
Arch mage144: So...the goddess of
balance...?
Mekta Satak Kai: Phenomenal boy.
Yes. Precisely!
pd Rydia: Oh, gods!
PapatymisonN: ... is that... Kalcya? I
can't recall...
pd Rydia: Shamayu.
pd Rydia: ::nearly spits the name out::
Arch mage144: IM: Dia must be one of
those weird anti-god people.
PapatymisonN: ... what's wrong, Dia?
Mekta Satak Kai: Not a friend of
yours, Dia?
Arch mage144: IM: Antitheists, they
call them.
pd Rydia: It's...ah, nevermind. Bad
experience off-continent.
Mekta Satak Kai: What manner of
experience?
pd Rydia: ::rests her chin on her palm::
Thelehassans, worshippers of
Shamayu.
Mekta Satak Kai: *leans forward*
pd Rydia: They...let's see, don't have
names, because it's unnecessary and
such.
Mekta Satak Kai: *Dia now has his full
attention!* Not a name I've heard.
Mekta Satak Kai: *tilts his head and
listens*
pd Rydia: Emotional displays were
punished. Because, you know, against
Shamayu's will and all.
PapatymisonN: ... do we have time
for another story? o.o
Mekta Satak Kai: Always.
pd Rydia: Basically, if it's worth doing,
it's against the will of Shamayu and
the cause of nastystuffs.
Mekta Satak Kai: *snorts a little*
Arch mage144: Wait, that doesn't
make any sense!
PapatymisonN: Sounds like a
wonderful people...
Mekta Satak Kai: And I thought elves
got boring.
Arch mage144: Wouldn't it be more
logical to punish people for not
crying every time someone else
was smiling, or something?
Mekta Satak Kai: Well, perhaps you
can't count on such things.
Mekta Satak Kai: If every imbalance
needs a counteracting force, maybe
it's easier to avoid the issue
entirely.
Mekta Satak Kai: I mean, rather than
hoping for the balancing force.
Mekta Satak Kai: Which begs the
question!
Mekta Satak Kai: If their faith in
Shamayu is so strong, wouldn't
they simply assume there was a
balancing force and not worry?
Mekta Satak Kai: Fascinating./
Arch mage144: *shrugs* Some people
get very into their own version of
religious reality.
pd Rydia: Talk to Jeridan about when he
was drugged sometime, or Paige
about her jailing.
PapatymisonN: Indeed...
Mekta Satak Kai: Jeridan. Jeridan the
guardsman?
pd Rydia: ::nods::
Mekta Satak Kai: *snorts* Gracious.
pd Rydia: IM: Turned him into a right
ass.
PapatymisonN: ... man... Isaac, you
know more people th- O.O
PapatymisonN: ... than him.
Mekta Satak Kai: Than who?
PapatymisonN: .... oh, his name will
come up eventually. I don't
need to say it.
Mekta Satak Kai: Oh.
Mekta Satak Kai: Oh, no. Not the same
at all. He knows people personally.
Mekta Satak Kai: I merely know of
people.
Arch mage144: IM: ...what?
PapatymisonN: ... understood.
Mekta Satak Kai: I've not.... met
Jeridan. I simply know the name.
TaiarKino: ...I'm slightly confused, but
kind of interested. It's off topic
though...
Mekta Satak Kai: What was our topic
again?
pd Rydia: Anwell?
Mekta Satak Kai: Right!
Mekta Satak Kai: At any rate. Anwell.
Ner-Tohu. Shamayu.
Mekta Satak Kai: The only explanation
for the continuing existence and
stability of the cosmos is that the
object in question, should it exist,
would be in her care.
Arch mage144: Yeah, but...there's no
way he can steal that power from
a goddess.
TaiarKino: We don't really need it, do
we? We just have to make sure
Anwell doesn't catch wind of it...
Mekta Satak Kai: Well. She does have
followers who might care for such
an artifact. Such things are
eternally popping up and
disappearing again.
PapatymisonN: ... gods need to hide
their ancient artifacts better.
Mekta Satak Kai: (Karis, make
an...well, a WIS roll.)
OnlineHost: Arch mage144 rolled 1 20-sided
die: 18
Arch mage144: (27)
Mekta Satak Kai: (Hey Karis. You
know what's south of town?)
Mekta Satak Kai: (You should
remember. You've been there.)
Mekta Satak Kai: (It's a big shiny
temple to Shamayu.)
Arch mage144: (Oh, OK.)
Arch mage144: You know, there's a
big temple to Shamayu south of
town...
Arch mage144: ...you mean it's a
physical artifact?
Mekta Satak Kai: That's the theory.
Arch mage144: Kept on this plane!?
Whose theory!?
PapatymisonN: ...
Mekta Satak Kai: Oh, theologians.
Philosophers. Me.
Arch mage144: Couldn't that be
falsified very easily, though?
Arch mage144: Just...go check.
TaiarKino: ...You guys and your
religion get better and better every
second.
Mekta Satak Kai: Do you see now why
I lied to him?
PapatymisonN: ... do we know where
Anwell is RIGHT NOW? o.o
Arch mage144: Oh dear.
Mekta Satak Kai: I don't want him
verifying it.
Arch mage144: We...shouldn't we go
see about that?
pd Rydia: ::to Cardinal:: I don't. You?
Mekta Satak Kai: Perhaps. Once I was
certain that I wasn't being followed
I was going to see about it myself, if
only because it had come up and
I'm dreadfully curious.
Arch mage144: Well, I don't think
we're being followed, are we?
Mekta Satak Kai: I don't know.
Mekta Satak Kai: Nobody shot me
until I ended up chased all over the
marketplace by you fine folk.
Mekta Satak Kai: Not that it turned
out so poorly in the end.
PapatymisonN: ... so we could have a
tail.
Arch mage144: This is just crazy.
Arch mage144: Yeah, but if we don't
go, we'll never find out if the
power to shape the universe is
being kept in Doma!
Mekta Satak Kai: It may simply be my
own paranoia. *shrugs* I seem to
have picked up a strain of it in the
last several weeks.
Mekta Satak Kai: But I felt I ought to
note that I was able to stay in
public until I was accosted there by
old friends.
Arch mage144: ...well...
PapatymisonN: ... we could bait the
bugger. Go out to someplace
isolated, catch him in the act...
Arch mage144: ...if we don't go, we'll
never lead them to it. Though this
assumes they're following at all.
Arch mage144: But maybe they'll figure
it out on their own.
Arch mage144: And this, of course,
assumes it's there in the first
place.
pd Rydia: ::looks totally guilty, except
not::
Mekta Satak Kai: I'm still not certain
why they were after me. Perhaps
they simply wanted to kill me, and
perhaps they were hoping to press
from me something a bit more
accurate.
Mekta Satak Kai: Hm. Curious.
Mekta Satak Kai: But perhaps not
terribly relevant at this juncture.
Arch mage144: o_o Yeah...uh....
TaiarKino: ...Hopefully something no
one will follow up on.
Mekta Satak Kai: I should certainly
hope that's the case.
Arch mage144: ...listen, we have to go
find out if this is real or not. I
don't care if no one else goes, I
have to know!
Arch mage144: It'll bug me for the rest
of my life otherwise.
TaiarKino: I've stuck around for this
long, I don't see myself quitting
now.
Mekta Satak Kai: Oh, well. Off with
you, then. I'll stay in town and I
should be able to dodge them again
if necessary. In fact.....
pd Rydia: ::oh!::
pd Rydia: ::gets papers from off the
counter, and resumes writing::
Mekta Satak Kai: With careful use of a
couple of illusion spells and some
information management by our
faithful guardsman here... *gestures
at Card* ... I could easily just fake
my damned death and no one
would be the wiser.
Kelne2261 has left the room.
Mekta Satak Kai: Someone would
have to tell Holly, though. She can
keep it quiet, but I'd want her to
know.
PapatymisonN: ... if it had to happen.
I'd hope not, though...
Kelne2261 has entered the room.
Arch mage144: I'd find a way to tell
her. *nods* If I could find her.
pd Rydia: I can send one of the goblins
with the message--unless you want
someone less obviously connected to
me?
Mekta Satak Kai: Oh, she's not in
town. I had her leave weeks ago.
Not certain precisely what she told
that drow she drags around, but
I'm sure she told him something.
Mekta Satak Kai: Perhaps.... hm. You
know, perhaps Karis ought to
arrange it. Do you know her? Little
blonde thing by the name of Holly?
Arch mage144: I think I saw her once,
here at the inn, when it was being
rebuilt.
PapatymisonN: *smiles at the
mention of her name...* ^_^
Arch mage144: But I can't say I've ever
talked t oher.
Arch mage144: Wait, yes I have!
Arch mage144: We met at a haunted
house.
Mekta Satak Kai: Ah! That's right. You
were there with... with... I believe
your lady friend. Holly mentioned
that she was glad you were able to
stay.
Mekta Satak Kai: At any rate. Not
relevant.
Mekta Satak Kai: Perhaps if you sent
her a message, she'd get it before
news of my apparent death spread
too far.
Mekta Satak Kai: What do you say,
Cardinal? *grins and spreads his
hands again* Care to see about
killing me off?
PapatymisonN: ... ...
PapatymisonN: Are you sure this is
NECESSARY? We can take CARE
of Anwell! Probably easily...
TaiarKino: ...A death among friends.
Wish I had more requests for
those...Like Neil.
Mekta Satak Kai: Absolutely not
without this step. We should invent
some grand old fight scene. It
would be fantastic.
Mekta Satak Kai: Everyone loves a
good dramatic murder.
Mekta Satak Kai: The news would
spread faster that way.
Mekta Satak Kai: And!
Mekta Satak Kai: When I began
performing again, I'd be in quite
high demand.
pd Rydia: ::grins::
PapatymisonN: ... it's not necessary.
It's not.
Arch mage144: ...wh...wow.
Mekta Satak Kai: Is anything
necessary, Cardinal?
Mekta Satak Kai: Let's do it.
TaiarKino: Hey...It sounds like you'd
be doing him a favor, Card.
PapatymisonN: ... I am advising
AGAINST this... but...
PapatymisonN: ... if it's your wish.
Mekta Satak Kai: Fantastic. It's
decided then.
Mekta Satak Kai: Positively fabulous.
PapatymisonN: ... >< I suppose so.
TaiarKino: I guess we're all at liberty
not to divulge the grand secret of
your death then? >.>...
PapatymisonN: Do we have a stage
for this play?
Arch mage144: That is an absolutely
amazingly ridiculous idea.
Arch mage144: Are you two going to
pretend to kill each other in the
streets!?
PapatymisonN: ... Karis.
PapatymisonN: I know the
importance of having people
think you're dead.
Arch mage144: That's not my point!
Arch mage144: ...it's just...weird.
Mekta Satak Kai: Oh, no. I'm certain
that I can create a decent illusion of
my own dead body somewhere in
the city,
Mekta Satak Kai: at which point
Cardinal can show up to shoo away
the bystanders who'll have been
attracted by the pyrotechnics and
suchforth that must have come
from the fight.
Mekta Satak Kai: It'll be a mystery!
Mekta Satak Kai: It will be a horror!
Arch mage144: Oh, okay...o_O
Mekta Satak Kai: It will be fantastic!
Arch mage144: IM: Wow.
PapatymisonN: ... It will be another
murder investigation trained on
a Messiah... >.<
Mekta Satak Kai: Oh, we can always
pin it on Anwell later.
PapatymisonN: ... fine.
Arch mage144: IM: This is amazing.
Mekta Satak Kai: What do you say?
How about the rest of you?
Mekta Satak Kai: Do you want to be
part of my grand murder staging?
Mekta Satak Kai: I'm sure there are
available places for all of your
diverse talents.
Arch mage144: No, no! I mean...I don't
want to offend you, but...
Arch mage144: *mumble*...this isn't
what I had in mind when I decided
I was interested in acting.
Mekta Satak Kai: .....*elf hearing* Are
you now?
PapatymisonN: ... *chuckle...*
Arch mage144: ...well, yes, but...not
like this!
TaiarKino: ...I'll give you a hand. It
sounds like a bag of fun. *Grins*
Mekta Satak Kai: Well, what do you
want, then! Ah! Good man. Thank
you, Taiar.
Mekta Satak Kai: Reliable fellow.
TaiarKino: *Thumbs up!*
Mekta Satak Kai: Glad someone else
here is willing to be my murderer.
Mekta Satak Kai: Perhaps this will
increase the value of my death as
well. I actually had a conversation a
while back with a mercenary about
what my going rate should be.
Mekta Satak Kai: He wasn't really able
to give me a satisfactory answer.
pd Rydia: I'm willing to be suspicious
and shoo people away from the
corpse with Cardinal.
Mekta Satak Kai: I simply must
become more relevant or dangerous
or something.
Mekta Satak Kai: Ah, thank you, Dia.
TaiarKino: I will do my best to kill you
satisfactorily.
Mekta Satak Kai: Good fellow.
Arch mage144: o_o
Arch mage144: IM: I have never seen
anyone get so excited about dying!
PapatymisonN: I'll let you know
now,.
Arch mage144: IM: Even if it is a joke!
...sort of.
PapatymisonN: I cannot take the fall
for this. If it falls apart, it falls
apart. You'll have to live with
that.
PapatymisonN: Understood?
Mekta Satak Kai: Oh, that's fine. I
don't really expect you to take the
fall for my death. It seems to me
that you could simply tell your
colleagues what's afoot and they
can either accept it or not.
PapatymisonN: ... agreed.
PapatymisonN: Now... shall we get
this over with?
TaiarKino: I guess we'll have to work
extra hard to make it convincing
then...
Mekta Satak Kai: Get it over with?
Mekta Satak Kai: Cardinal, I insist that
you show a little more enthusiasm!
Mekta Satak Kai: Where shall we go?
Mekta Satak Kai: A seedy bar? A dark
alley? The bed of a young woman
who's in on the game?
Mekta Satak Kai: What shall we do?
PapatymisonN: ... there are alleys off
of the plaza.
PapatymisonN: Secluded, plus a
crowd will collect quickly.
Arch mage144: ...I am going to stay
right here and...let Cardinal kill
you without interruptions.
Mekta Satak Kai: Ah, always the
practical one, you are. That's fine, I
suppose.
PapatymisonN: *gets up* Let's go.
Mekta Satak Kai: Yes, let's.
Mekta Satak Kai: Are you planning to
march me off and execute me, or
shall I stealthily make my way over
and at the intersection of our paths,
we do battle and I fall dramatically
in battle?
Mekta Satak Kai: *in combat
Mekta Satak Kai: (To eliminate
repetitive word choice caused by
gin.)
PapatymisonN: ... make your way
there.
PapatymisonN: I'll meet you.
Mekta Satak Kai: *bows and casts a
spell on himself*
TaiarKino: Aw...I thought I was doing
the killing. *Stands up*
Mekta Satak Kai: *disappears*
Mekta Satak Kai: (I can't believe I
talked Cardinal into this.)
PapatymisonN: (He's "dead" in
Spain, remember?)
Mekta Satak Kai: (Taiar and Dia I
figured would help. But Cardinal
was an added bonus.)
PapatymisonN: (He understands.)
PapatymisonN: ... *heads for the
plaza*
pd Rydia: I'll meet you up, partway
through.
pd Rydia: 'path me.
Mekta Satak Kai: *Isaac presumably
left sometime during his period of
invisibility.*
PapatymisonN: T: You got it.
TaiarKino: *Gets off his arse and
towards the scene of the crime as
well*
PapatymisonN: *has his hands deep
in his pockets again*
PapatymisonN: IM: Here's to being
dead, Isaac... I hope we do this
right...
PapatymisonN: *darts into a back
alley to the north...*
PapatymisonN: ... *w* Isaac?
Mekta Satak Kai: *whispered* Hullo.
PapatymisonN: *w*... how exactly did
you want to do this?
Mekta Satak Kai: *w* Perhaps you
could come upon me, accuse me of
some crime or other, I resist, a fight
ensues, and the criminal is sadly
killed?
Arch mage144: *meanwhile, Karis sits
at the table in the inn, pulls a book
out of his coat pocket, and
decides to spend the time reading
while Cardinal commits
mock-murder*
PapatymisonN: *w* No one's
watching... is all that
necessary?
pd Rydia: ::looks over at Karis:: What
book?
PapatymisonN: We could just as
easily SHOUT something...
TaiarKino: *Appears next to Cardinal
in a teleportation florish* And
<me?>
Mekta Satak Kai: *stage-whisper* Oh,
fine. Let's just let off a job lot of
showy magic and while you do that
I'll set about making a figure of my
own corpse on the ground.
Arch mage144: Hm?
Mekta Satak Kai: *w* By the time
anyone arrives, they won't know
the difference.
TaiarKino: ...Flashy I can do.
Arch mage144: Oh, the book. *points
to the cover* I decided I should
brush up on my theology. *the title
reads "Elvish Philosophical
Writings, translated by Lambe
Heru"*
PapatymisonN: ... Flashy is fine.
Mekta Satak Kai: Get on with it, then.
*creates an illusory double of
himself that silently grins, bows,
and thumbs his nose at Cardinal*
PapatymisonN: Any requests? I have
my Orion Strike... quite pretty...
TaiarKino: I think I know what I've got
up my sleeve...*Prepares himself
for a Scatter Night. Ooooo...*
pd Rydia: Looks delightful.
Mekta Satak Kai: Just go on, I'll
manage the illusion. It'll do what I
need it to do.
Mekta Satak Kai: *the double pulls a
face at Card and Taiar*
PapatymisonN: ... alright...
PapatymisonN: *makes a fist with his
left hand... the inside of it
glows...*
PapatymisonN: *and when it opens, a
4 foot tall, thin pyramid, with a
rounded, squarish base*
PapatymisonN: Just came up with
this...
PapatymisonN: *its light illuminates
the alley...*
Mekta Satak Kai: *the illusion points
at Card and silently laughs with
one hand on his midsection*
Arch mage144: It's actually very
boring.
PapatymisonN: ... you make this
easier, Isaac.
Arch mage144: But I want to make
sure I know my stuff if we're going
to a temple.
Mekta Satak Kai: I try.
TaiarKino: *With a bit of protection
space from the group, the air in the
alleyway is flooded with beautiful
black twinkles, A little bit carefully
spilling out into the road. Tai gets
himself ready for a flick...* ...This is
gonna look good
Mekta Satak Kai: It already does. Fine
spell, sir.
pd Rydia: Yes, well, I was being
sarcastic.
PapatymisonN: *flings the spire at
faux-Isaac, it impaling him
through said midsection...*
PapatymisonN: *it explodes in a
bright yellow flash!*
Mekta Satak Kai: *the illusion falls
backward, singed and bleeding, as
Isaac provides the appropriate cries
of pain*
Mekta Satak Kai: *the illusion is still
standing, and Isaac yells curses at
his "assailants" for effect*
TaiarKino: *Snap! The sparkles erupt
into a mass of casscading black
explosions, flowing its way from
the road back towards the
alleyway and eventually
surrounding the Faux-Isaac*
PapatymisonN: Oh, SHUT UP! You're
naught but a common thug!
PapatymisonN: ... *w2Isaac* Was
that good? ^_^
Mekta Satak Kai: *There are a lot of
cries of surprise from the street at
the sudden displays of flashy
magic.*
Mekta Satak Kai: *Cardinal's response
is more cursing in Elvish, such as
the language can accomodate.*
Arch mage144: >.> Oh, I see.
Mekta Satak Kai: *Some of those
sound suspiciously like loanwords
from Common, but who's taking
notes....*
TaiarKino: T2Card: Common Thug?
That doesn't sound so...enraged in
the heat of battle.
Mekta Satak Kai: Come on! Stop
trying to kill me and kill me!
PapatymisonN: T2Tai: Hey, I don't
stage assassinations all the
time, you know...
Mekta Satak Kai: You're all weak!
Mekta Satak Kai: *Isaac's voice is
coming from closer to Card and Tai,
suggesting he's moved himself out
of the line of fire of all these spells.
Isaac=not a moron.*
PapatymisonN: T2Tai: I'll try this...
PapatymisonN: ... SHUT UP! JUST
SHUT UP! ... JUST SHUT UP!
*lets a Supernova fly! It lets off
all sorts of pretty colors before
colliding with the
doppelganger*
PapatymisonN: T2Tai: Better?
Mekta Satak Kai: *Isaac screams like a
nancy and the illusory double
staggers back, his form seeming to
smoke.*
TaiarKino: T2Card: ...A little.
Mekta Satak Kai: *w* Hm. I thought
the smoke was a particularly nice
touch.
PapatymisonN: T2Tai: I'll try better
next person I have to pretend to
kill.
Mekta Satak Kai: *People are starting
to run away from the scene, except
for a few of the bolder ones who,
like true Domans, are more
interested in the craziness than
afraid of it.*
TaiarKino: T2Card: You should really
kill people more often. Get in
practice.
PapatymisonN: *whips around*
PapatymisonN: T2Tai: Just a second.
PapatymisonN: ... all of you clear out
of here, NOW!
PapatymisonN: e_e
Mekta Satak Kai: *The double is
staring out into the street, holding
one wounded arm and leaning
heavily on one leg.*
Mekta Satak Kai: People: .....
pd Rydia: I wonder how it's going?
PapatymisonN: NOW!
Mekta Satak Kai: *Some of them seem
alarmed, a few filter away at the
sight of Cardinal's apparent anger,
and a few seem like they aren't so
sure this isn't their business.*
Mekta Satak Kai: Random guy: Hey!
What the hell is going on!
PapatymisonN: eVe
Mekta Satak Kai: Another guy: Dude.
Just leave it alone, man.
PapatymisonN: *flashes his badge*
Guard business! Now GET OUT
OF HERE NOW before you get
caught in the crossfire! Now
MOVE!
Mekta Satak Kai: Random guy:
.....fuck.
Mekta Satak Kai: *people start
running away now*
PapatymisonN: *returns to business*
TaiarKino: ...Domans are way too bold
for their own good. *Claps his
hands together and brings them
apart, fusing together an Icicle
Lance and throwing it into the
Double*
PapatymisonN: *... proud of himself
for that little performance! ...
sorry Taiar...*
Mekta Satak Kai: *Another
preposterously loud scream from
Isaac and the double is thrown
backward by the impact.*
Mekta Satak Kai: *He skids along the
ground for a while before going
still.*
Mekta Satak Kai: *w* Quickly now,
Cardinal. I can't sustain it
indefinitely!
PapatymisonN: *w* Right.
Mekta Satak Kai: *w* Take it
somewhere official. Where do you
keep dead criminals in this city?
PapatymisonN: *w* There's a place...
Arch mage144: (A GRAVEYARD?)
PapatymisonN: ... *tosses the corpse
over his shoulder*
TaiarKino: *w* ...I suppose I shall tell
Dia that her turn is on. She's
supposed to be shooing away
curious onlookers. *Vanishes! In a
second display of needless
teleportation flourish!*
PapatymisonN: *puts on his best
Catholic scowl* e__e
Mekta Satak Kai: *Cardinal can't
actually feel anything, since it's only
a visual illusion, but Isaac moves it
where he needs it*
Mekta Satak Kai: *w* Don't let anyone
touch it, and don't try to move it
too much.
Mekta Satak Kai: Makes it more
difficult to maneuver.
pd Rydia: ::Cardinal looks like a nun::
TaiarKino: *Pushes open the doors to
the JD* Woo! I think you're on Dia.
He's trying to make off with the
body in his most guardly manner.
PapatymisonN: *is heading for the
nearest guardhouse*
Mekta Satak Kai: Some dude:
Highguard Cardinal! What
happened?
PapatymisonN: NONE OF YOUR
CONCERN. Now, out of my way.
e_e
Mekta Satak Kai: *the guy stumbles
back*
Mekta Satak Kai: Some woman: Hey,
isn't that Horatio Somany?
Mekta Satak Kai: Another woman:
Horatio? That's not the name he
gave me.
PapatymisonN: His identity is yet to
be verified.
PapatymisonN: Now MOVE. BACK.
Mekta Satak Kai: *now the women are
bickering*
Mekta Satak Kai: *they eventually
move out of the way and bicker
privately*
pd Rydia: Ah, thanks. Where's he at?
TaiarKino: We did the thing near the
plaza. Should be heading out from
there. Follow the madness as he
attempts to move a cadaver.
*Smiles*
pd Rydia: ..moving an illusion?
pd Rydia: Ah, geeze.
pd Rydia: ::gets a'movin!::
PapatymisonN: IM: DIA...
moooooooove...
pd Rydia: ::moooove oooover butter~!::
TaiarKino: *Takes a seat at a table and
sighs with content* ...Missed a
good time, Karis. >.>...
pd Rydia: ::coming up behind Cardinal::
Cardinal! Do you need help?
pd Rydia: T2Card: Nice telepathing, by
the way.
PapatymisonN: T2Dia: Sorry...
pd Rydia: T2Card: S'alright. you did
most the work!
pd Rydia: T2Card: How do you plan to
wrap this up? You can't move an
illusion well, at least, not if it's not
moving itself.
PapatymisonN: Yes, PLEASE! Clear
me a path, if you will...
pd Rydia: T2Card: It'd be easier to
actually move--
pd Rydia: Right!
PapatymisonN: T2Dia: ... I plan to
get to the guardhouse
QUICKLY.
pd Rydia: ::whips out a wooden spoon in
one hand, lays her hand on the hilt of
her knife in the other::
Mekta Satak Kai: *People run from
Dia faster than they ran from
Cardinal, and that's saying
something.*
Mekta Satak Kai: *Dia's one scary
mofo by reputation.*
pd Rydia: ::looks around calculatingly::
Mekta Satak Kai: (Dia, make a CHA
roll.)
pd Rydia: (kay)
OnlineHost: pd Rydia rolled 1 20-sided die:
19
PapatymisonN: IM: ... seriously, did
NO ONE hear about the gang
clearout? The incident on the
boat with Brinala? I need to get
a reputation...
PapatymisonN: (... that'll do.)
pd Rydia: (22)
Mekta Satak Kai: (You add CHA three
times.)
Mekta Satak Kai: (Did you?)
pd Rydia: (CHA = 1)
Mekta Satak Kai: (Okay.)
Mekta Satak Kai: (That's still good
enough.)
pd Rydia: (::thumbs up!::)
Mekta Satak Kai: *Dia+Cardinal=a big
pile of angry hostile potential
violence. People move. You get to
the guardhouse!*
PapatymisonN: *does not even
SPEAK to the officers present as
he heads to the basement*
Mekta Satak Kai: *You find the
basement. It's below the other
floors.*
PapatymisonN: *opens the door to
the Pit, where they store the
corpses till they're claimed by
the family, or until they're
interred by the state...*
Arch mage144: *meanwhile, continues
reading* IM: This really is terribly
boring...but it might turn out to be
useful if we have to bluff our way
through followers of Shamayu or
answer theology riddles or
something.
PapatymisonN: *and YES, there are
anti-smell charms on EVERY
wall*
PapatymisonN: ... huh. They went
with citrus this month.
Interesting.
TaiarKino: *Sits quietly in the Jade
Dragon, his arms crossed and a
leg up on his other knee. Tai just
stares blankly ahead...*
Mekta Satak Kai: *w* May I let it go,
now?
Mekta Satak Kai: *w* It's a bit of an
effort, you realize.
PapatymisonN: *w* Yep.
Mekta Satak Kai: *the image
disappears*
pd Rydia: ::grossed out!::
PapatymisonN: *w*... well, you're
dead.
PapatymisonN: *w* Happy?
Mekta Satak Kai: *Isaac appears, and
then someone in a guard uniform is
standing there instead.*
Mekta Satak Kai: *He coughs into one
hand and wipes...something... off
onto his pant leg.*
Mekta Satak Kai: No worries. Just a... a
little tired after all this.
Mekta Satak Kai: I'd perhaps... better
be heading somewhere less.... less...
here.
PapatymisonN: ... are you going to be
alright?
Mekta Satak Kai: *waves him off*
Mekta Satak Kai: Let's go.
PapatymisonN: *nods*
Mekta Satak Kai: *Cardinal heads out
with a guardsman so nondistinct he
must be a rookie and no one cares.*
Mekta Satak Kai: *Where does he go?*
PapatymisonN: *the JD,
headquarters, of course!*
Mekta Satak Kai: *They go. At the
speed of plot.*
PapatymisonN: *arrives, sits down at
the bar, demanding a scotch*
pd Rydia: Get it yourself.
pd Rydia: The gobs have the day off.
PapatymisonN: *which he does by
getting it himself, yes!*
TaiarKino: Welcome back.
Mekta Satak Kai: *Isaac dispels the
disguising effect as soon as he gets
in the door and slumps down into a
booth.*
pd Rydia: ::waves::
Mekta Satak Kai: *deep breath* Well.
*lets it out*
Mekta Satak Kai: That was... was
successful, I think.
Arch mage144: *read, read...looks up*
Oh, you're dead?
PapatymisonN: He's dead.
Mekta Satak Kai: Though I'm....
*coughs into a fist* I'm afraid I'll....
*ahem* ...have some explaining to
do with... with Isabel. Ah well.
Things... things happen.
Mekta Satak Kai: Sort it... out later.
Arch mage144: ...
PapatymisonN: Isabel?
Arch mage144: IM: Isabel?
Mekta Satak Kai: Yes, well. I wasn't
awa-- *represses a cough* --aware
that she and Christine would both
be out.
Mekta Satak Kai: Now they'll likely....
compare notes or... or something.
Whatever.
Mekta Satak Kai: It's ...a small price to
pay for... for a dramatic death.
PapatymisonN: ... oh, the women...
Arch mage144: IM: This is what
happens when you try to date
multiple women at once. *laughing
internally*
Mekta Satak Kai: *waves Cardinal off*
I'll live. *abruptly laughs*
Mekta Satak Kai: Not that we can let
anyone know that.
Arch mage144: No, not really.
PapatymisonN: ... did you want to
write a note for Holly?
PapatymisonN: I'll deliver it
personally.
Mekta Satak Kai: Our young lad has
volunteered, so you two can... can
fight over it if you like.
Arch mage144: Oh, uh...where could I
find her, or do I have to do it the
hard way?
PapatymisonN: ... mmm. Maybe I
shouldn't.
Mekta Satak Kai: I sug... suggested
Enchufa. Marvelous place.
PapatymisonN: Most likely, the
rumor will be that I killed you,
so she may not be initially
happy with me...
Mekta Satak Kai: So she is likely there.
PapatymisonN: ... you WILL put in
there that I'm still quite
friendly, right?
Arch mage144: That's quite a way
away. *blinks* I guess I can go
there after we sort out this
business with the light of chaos.
TaiarKino: Could blame it on Anwell
as we initially said...
Mekta Satak Kai: Oh just... just send a
letter. We do it all... all the time.
PapatymisonN: I thought we were
telling her he WASN'T dead...
Arch mage144: Yes, but what if
someone intercepts the letter?
Arch mage144: ...I guess your death
isn't exactly a matter of high
security.
Arch mage144: Unless Anwell gets his
hands on it, and even then I don't
know.
Mekta Satak Kai: You could... you
should get that boy to send it.
Mekta Satak Kai: The hell was his
name.
Mekta Satak Kai: Cardinal!
Mekta Satak Kai: Who was he? Ardam!
Mekta Satak Kai: Make him do it.
She'll believe him.
PapatymisonN: Oh, him... I can
arrange it.
Arch mage144: *blinks*
Mekta Satak Kai: Go threaten him or
something. Tell him it's from me. I
feel like I should do so periodically
as some sort of... of paternal duty.
Mekta Satak Kai: *shrugs*
Mekta Satak Kai: At any rate.
pd Rydia: ::blinks::
Mekta Satak Kai: Miss Dia, I do
believe I may be obliged to further
impose upon your hospitality. Rest
assured I will be able to
compensate you for an occupied
room and board and all that.
Mekta Satak Kai: I'll try to cause less
trouble than I have so far. *smirk*
pd Rydia: ::frowns:: Uh-huh.
PapatymisonN: THAT would be nice.
Mekta Satak Kai: I also owe you some
free entertainment in the near
future. Perhaps we could split the
revenue from my impending return
from the dead.
Mekta Satak Kai: I'm quite certain my
rates will rise ever so slightly, and
I'd consider it a privelege to donate
some of my earnings to the upkeep
of the inn.
Arch mage144: "One time engagement
at the Jade Dragon inn, tonight
only...the one and
only...resurrected bard!"
Mekta Satak Kai: *laughs and claps his
hands*
Mekta Satak Kai: Precisely.
Arch mage144: You should start a
rumor that you were animated by
a necromancer and are the world's
first undead performer.
PapatymisonN: ... I'll be here.
Mekta Satak Kai: Ha! *points at Karis*
You're a brilliant boy. I will
consider it.
pd Rydia: ::raises eyebrow:: I tend to
rent my stage out, not pay for others
to use it.
Mekta Satak Kai: Ah, yes. But I do
perform in other areas that do pay
their performers.
Mekta Satak Kai: And I do make a
small bit of money.
Arch mage144: Yes, but if you charge
for admission, you could both
make a lot of money.
Arch mage144: "Bard rises from the
dead to perform lute concert!"
Arch mage144: I bet you could sell a lot
of tickets.
Mekta Satak Kai: I'll do my usual.
We'll sort it out later.
Mekta Satak Kai: Anyway. Friends, I
thank you most kindly for a
phenomenal show.
TaiarKino: *Chuckles* This has
gotten amusingly far.
Mekta Satak Kai: Would not have been
possible without you all.
Mekta Satak Kai: You were positively
indispensable.
PapatymisonN: I should hope.
PapatymisonN: ... now, go get lost.
Quick.
Mekta Satak Kai: *stands and pulls a
large gold coin from behind
Cardinal's ear before laying it on a
table*
Mekta Satak Kai: Enough for a day,
after which I will be certain to
make myself scarce.
PapatymisonN: ... heretic. :P
Mekta Satak Kai: I like to consider
myself a free-range devotee.
Mekta Satak Kai: And with that, I will
see you fine people another time.
Arch mage144: IM: Sleight of hand is
heretical?
pd Rydia: ::sighs::
Mekta Satak Kai: *heads off to go find
himself someplace quieter to sit
down and rest in the inn*
Mekta Satak Kai: </Isaac>
PapatymisonN: ... well! That was...
interesting.
Arch mage144: Very interesting.
TaiarKino: ...Hope to do more things
like it in the future.
pd Rydia: You could start a business.
TaiarKino: Killing people, or
pretending to kill people? <.<...
Arch mage144: I hope the latter!
pd Rydia: Well, honestly, in Doma you
could start a business doing either.
pd Rydia: But the latter has less
competition.
PapatymisonN: True.
PapatymisonN: ... not something I'm
going to get in the habit of...
PapatymisonN: But I'm glad for him.
TaiarKino: I suppose I could do both...
pd Rydia: The former lending credibility
to the latter!
TaiarKino: ...Would need some sort of
disclaimer though. In case I
accidently kill someone who
wanted me to pretend.
TaiarKino: That'd probably drive off
business as well...
PapatymisonN: Anyways, Anwell.
Arch mage144: We're going to that
temple.
Arch mage144: And if worse comes to
worse, maybe we'll find him
there...
pd Rydia: Tomorrow?
Arch mage144: Tomorrow.
PapatymisonN: ... *sigh* I'll blow the
place to kingdom come if he
gets his hands on that thing...
pd Rydia: Oh, but will you NEED to?
PapatymisonN: God, I hope not.
TaiarKino: I wonder if it'll be that easy
if he already has it.
pd Rydia: I'm going to get some food,
and sleep.
pd Rydia: I've been much too social
today.
pd Rydia: ::wavse, and heads off to the
Back Room::
TaiarKino: Doesn't sound like a bad
idea...*Pulls that apple he's had in
his pocket since last session, still
amazingly in tact!...and takes a
bite*
PapatymisonN: ... food and sleep
sounds good.
PapatymisonN: But HOME on top of
that, too.
PapatymisonN: I'll meet you folks
here in the morning, alright?
TaiarKino: I tend to avoid being home
if I can. God knows what Miang
has up her ace at this hour...
TaiarKino: See you then, Cardinal.
Arch mage144: *nods to Cardinal and
goes back to his reading*
PapatymisonN: *waves, and heads
out the door*
PapatymisonN: *... to what is sure to
be a sound tonguelashing*
TaiarKino: ...*Tips his chair back and
sits soundlessly except for the
munching of his apple.*
TaiarKino: (<RP?>)
Mekta Satak Kai: </RP!>
Mekta Satak Kai: Hooray!
Mekta Satak Kai: Summary and EXP
will probably be posted at the last
minute.
Mekta Satak Kai: Charles isn't
available Sunday, I think. So
session may have to be on Friday.
Arch mage144: We get EXP for putting
up with Isaac?
Mekta Satak Kai: What sayeth people?
Arch mage144: I say whatever.
TaiarKino: I have work until 9:30 on
Friday.
PapatymisonN: ... rats.
Mekta Satak Kai: Okay. Can we stay
up later to compensate?
Mekta Satak Kai: What sayeth people?
PapatymisonN: Like, right now?
Mekta Satak Kai: No!
Mekta Satak Kai: Friday.
PapatymisonN: I'm fine with it.
Mekta Satak Kai: If you could please
post that to OOC, I would
appreciate it.
Arch mage144: On Friday I can be up
until whenever, likely.
Mekta Satak Kai: That way people
could know things who aren't in
chat.
PapatymisonN: Ken?
Mekta Satak Kai: Like Shaun.
Mekta Satak Kai: And Dia.
Mekta Satak Kai: And potentially Tai.
TaiarKino: ...I incidently have to be
back into work at like...10:00 AM.
Mekta Satak Kai: Cripes. Okay.
PapatymisonN: ... RATS.
TaiarKino: ...But I could stay up
anyways.
Mekta Satak Kai: So we may have to
skip a week.
TaiarKino: I hate my work!
PapatymisonN: I hate it too.
TaiarKino: Making me less efficient is
right up my alley.
Mekta Satak Kai: Tai: I won't ask you
to do that. We'll try and think of
something else.
Mekta Satak Kai: Hopefully it won't
rest on you going to work on
insufficient sleep or something.
TaiarKino: Are you sure? I don't mind
and all. I could probably stay up
until 3:00 or 4:00 with no ill effect.
Mekta Satak Kai: Hrm. Charles needs
to post.
TaiarKino: I work at an EBGames. I
don't need to be super awake.
<.<;;...
Mekta Satak Kai: We'll see what works
for everyone.
PapatymisonN: *posts*
Mekta Satak Kai: Thanks.
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