You have just entered room "thecircletofchieftans."
Der DWSage: (Not actually beginning until Cha's here, Ash.)
Lithaladhwen
: (Sheet: Here.)
Der DWSage: (Just getting the room set up, so that I don't forget it when he IS on.)
Lithaladhwen
: (Good plan.)
GC130A
: Hm, Cha is also participating?
Der DWSage: He is!
A Rockin SN
: (Okay. you guys with the sheets.)
A Rockin SN: (How many stat points have you built the sheets on?)
GC130A: ._.
GC130A: 21?
Der DWSage: (21 across the board, not counting the people you're facing tonight.)
A Rockin SN
: (Ah, works for me. :O)
Der DWSage: (And they don't count.)
A Rockin SN
: (Just making sure)
Arch mage144: (Why exactly would I build a sheet on something other than 21?)
A Rockin SN
: (Nevermind. I'm thinking Cha's superhero setting)
Der DWSage: (I thought there was a breakdown in communication somewhere there.)
Arch mage144
: (I swore Nama was in this. Where's he at?)
Der DWSage
: (I haven't got a clue. He just now went offline.)
Lilly the Skull
has left the room.
A Rockin SN has left the room.
Lilly the Skull has entered the room.
Lithaladhwen: (Nama's been having issues or something.)
Der DWSage
: <_<
Der DWSage
: If people don't stop leaving, we're going to have a party of mages.
Arch mage144
: XD
Der DWSage
: Sure, it'd be awesome explosions for a while...
Lithaladhwen
: And music. And glitter, somehow.
Lithaladhwen
: Holly can make glitter.
Der DWSage
: But then they'll be out of MP and be reduced to casting Mellificent's Magnificent Bouquet and hitting people with sticks.
Lithaladhwen
: Holly also has a weapon.
Lithaladhwen
: So does Xevan.
Lithaladhwen
: So there.
Der DWSage
: So does Kumo, actually.
Der DWSage
: ...Actually, Kumo's got two.
A Rockin SN
has entered the room.
Der DWSage has left the room.
Der DWSage has left the room.
Der DWSage has entered the room.
Der DWSage: *Hums*
Lithaladhwen
: *hums*
GC130A
: *forms a chord*
Arch mage144: Xevan has three!
Arch mage144
: Only one of them is really worth a damn, though.
Der DWSage
: Whereas Kumo just has a little hunting knife...and a whip.
Der DWSage
: Neither of which are really worth much in his tiny hands.
A Rockin SN
: The whip could be.
Der DWSage: No.
Lithaladhwen
: Holly has one vicious weapon. She doesn't use any others.
GC130A
: Why do I see Kumo whipping enslaved moogles to the cry of "Arriba! Arriba!"?
Arch mage144: I dunno.
Arch mage144
: At least my sheet is done.
Arch mage144
: http://mysidia.org/rpgww/index.php?title=Xevan_Lunelestros
Arch mage144: I suppose I can fill in the rest of the things that would go on his wikipage.
Der DWSage
: Huzzah.
Lilly the Skull
has left the room.
Lilly the Skull has entered the room.
Der DWSage: On another note...
Der DWSage
: The Derived Stat Calculator should totally go on the wiki.
Lithaladhwen: Truth.
Der DWSage
: Because I totally could've used it while making the Moogles that're going to eat you. >_>
Lilly the Skull
has left the room.
Der DWSage: Ze clock, she is ticking...
Lithaladhwen
: See? There he is.
T3chn0Namagomi
has entered the room.
GC130A: Excellent. Now we won't all die horribly.
Lithaladhwen: Well, we may. But for other reasons, at least.
T3chn0Namagomi
: *smirks* Is Kamos really the bastion of offensive power in this party?
Der DWSage: Hah! You'll all dying horribly whether you like it or not!
Lithaladhwen
: Isn't he supposed to be?
Der DWSage
: And he is, actually. >_>
Lithaladhwen
: I thought that was his reason for existing.
T3chn0Namagomi
: Besides, there was this kickass show on the History Channel about execution devices!
GC130A: We're all level 1. ._.;
Der DWSage: I mean, perhaps not counting the out-and-out mages, he's the best.
Der DWSage
: Kumo's level 2!
A Rockin SN
: Kamos is pretty much everything
T3chn0Namagomi: Hanging and decapitation and guillotines and electricution!
A Rockin SN: Considering everything
Lithaladhwen: Not so.
T3chn0Namagomi
: *electrocution
GC130A: *thumbs up*
Lithaladhwen: Party support is covered elsewhere.
T3chn0Namagomi
: Kamos can't play direct party support
Lithaladhwen: One thing Kamos will never carry for us. =P
T3chn0Namagomi
: He does have the role of debilitation, though.
T3chn0Namagomi: Shadowbind and Mindblast...the former being one of those few shadow spells that work on undead
Lithaladhwen: Holly's philosophy in a fight is to let you kill things while she looks after you to make sure you don't die.
Lithaladhwen
: At least, as well as she can without healing magic.
T3chn0Namagomi
: Yeah.
Arch mage144: You know, we don't really have a god of scholars/knowledge.
Lithaladhwen
: Weirdness.
Der DWSage
: We don't, do we?
Der DWSage
: >_> Sorune has one, but its his crazy pagan goddess.
Arch mage144
: No, we don't. There really ought to be one. o_O
T3chn0Namagomi
: It's kinda funny, actually.
Lithaladhwen: Want me to search the anth-things for one we can steal?
Arch mage144
: Whatever you want, I just think there should be one.
Arch mage144
: And I am uncertain as to what to name aforementioned deity.
Lithaladhwen
: Hinduism has Saraswati, Dragonlance novels have Gilean of the book, a pretty badass god of scholars and neutrality in general.
Lithaladhwen
: Shinto has Benzai-ten, or Benten.
Lithaladhwen
: Money, eloquent persuasion, and knowledge.
Lithaladhwen
: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knowledge_deity
Lithaladhwen: The easy route.
Lithaladhwen
: Imhotep: wisdom, medicine and magic. I think of mummies, though.
Der DWSage
: Teufel means nameless. That could work for a nuetral god of knowledge in general. >_>
T3chn0Namagomi
: Since Hollywood got to it, yeah.
Lithaladhwen: Also, Ganesh-ji.
Lithaladhwen
: Ea, Mesapotamian god of wisdom.
Arch mage144
: Teufel? What language is that?
Arch mage144
: Hebrew?
Der DWSage
: Hebrew, I think.
Arch mage144
: Sounded like Hebrew.
Der DWSage
: I could be wrong.
Lithaladhwen
: German, sounds like.
T3chn0Namagomi
: Fun fact: The "core" of my MAC character's A2 prefers to be called "nanashi"
Der DWSage: Anyway.
Der DWSage
: Ten minutes to RP time!
Lithaladhwen
: I think it means "angel" or something equally bizarre.
Lithaladhwen
: I'm reading a German wiki about it, and there's a huge list of names of angels and shit.
Lithaladhwen
: Okay, yeah. It means "devil."
Der DWSage
: Ah, that's it.
Der DWSage
: Shem is nameless.
Der DWSage
: >_> My mistake.
Der DWSage
: And it is Hebrew.
Lithaladhwen
: It is.
T3chn0Namagomi
: Angel names are fun. I was halfway tempted to use an angelic name for my character's Armor, but I decided against it due to too much Evangelion.
Lithaladhwen: Taliesin is the Welsh god of poetry, wisdom, wizards, music, knowledge and magic.
Der DWSage
: *Puts on his GMin' music*
T3chn0Namagomi
: In other news, my mother seems to enjoy using a FoHdin on Diablo 2
Der DWSage: Ah, here we go.
Lithaladhwen
: I think Taliesin is a good candidate. I like him.
Der DWSage
: Flak's theme from Advance Wars seems good dungeon-crawl music.
Lithaladhwen
: A link about the good fellow.
Arch mage144: I'll pull something. I think I'd have to respell that name in any case. I don't really want to directly take from other mythologies.
Der DWSage
: Anagram?
A Rockin SN
: Mahavir is a good idea, even if overused.
T3chn0Namagomi: Dan, shut up. Stop referencing your MUD.
A Rockin SN: Mahavir is the god of Knowledge from a setting I recall
A Rockin SN: =P
T3chn0Namagomi: XP
GC130A: Yes, because Ishtar, Loki and Ashura are totally... well, whatever. :P
A Rockin SN: It's not my MUD anymore, thanks for reminding me where he's from
Lithaladhwen: He was a great and eloquent bard who kind of ended up knowing lots and lots of things, ending up with lots of blessings.
T3chn0Namagomi
: This isn't goddamn M'dhoria or whatever. >:
A Rockin SN: I don't even play that anymore!
Lithaladhwen: Also, GC is right. Thank you for being right.
Der DWSage
: *Hums*
Der DWSage
: If Cha isn't here by 8, we begin without him.
T3chn0Namagomi
: Eeeehh? Cha was going to be here as well?
T3chn0Namagomi: Dare I ask which character?
Der DWSage: Aye, he was. And not Cardinal, I know that much.
T3chn0Namagomi
: Heh
GC130A: Jackson would probably hit it off with Dan's character. :P
Der DWSage: Actually, D was confused about the setting. A superhero, he is not playing.
Arch mage144
: I kind of like Agnitios, derived from the Latin for recognition or knowledge.
Der DWSage
: Instead, it's a crazed one-armed dwarf fucker.
Arch mage144
: He has one arm and he fucks dwarves?
Arch mage144
: How does he hold them down?
Lithaladhwen
: XD
Der DWSage
: He's got very strong legs.
A Rockin SN
: XD
Lithaladhwen: How did we end up with the superhero thing? Where was the misunderstanding?
A Rockin SN
: *stabs Brian in the eye*
Der DWSage: Plus, he beats them with various parts of a decapitated lizardman if they don't stay down.
Der DWSage
: And he thought this was Cha's campaign setting, somehow.
Lithaladhwen
: ...
Lithaladhwen
: Oookay.
A Rockin SN
: I'm sure you said it at one point in time!
T3chn0Namagomi: ...
Lithaladhwen: No one said that.
A Rockin SN
: Not you, Sage in IM
Der DWSage: I might have mentioned Cha being in the campaign.
Lithaladhwen
: The recruitment thread specifically mentions the IH.
Der DWSage
: That's all. >_>
Lithaladhwen
: And the other characters are Gaeran. o_o
Der DWSage
: Hell, it mentioned Doman Currency.
Der DWSage
: In big, bolded letters.
Lithaladhwen
: XD
Der DWSage
: But! That's all in the past now.
Lilly the Skull
has entered the room.
Der DWSage: It's a Shan!
T3chn0Namagomi
: Shan is here! For lurking, I believe
A Rockin SN: ...
A Rockin SN: He recruited me OVER IM.
Der DWSage: If she RPs, that'll make me a happy Sage. Otherwise, everyone dies. :{
Arch mage144
: It's either that or Exinde, which is basically logic-speak in Latin for "consequently, accordingly."
Lithaladhwen
: That makes me laugh.
Lithaladhwen
: I like that one.
Der DWSage
: <_< And...I did?
Der DWSage
: Ah well.
Arch mage144
: Which works for me because it's an idea that all things come from logical reasoning.
A Rockin SN
: As long as it's not explained by a french asshole, it's fine by me
T3chn0Namagomi: I like Exinde
Der DWSage: Exinde works nicely.
Lithaladhwen
: Is this readable by people?
Der DWSage
: Yep.
Lithaladhwen
: Okay. Trying to avoid incredibly obnoxious fonts. Should be okay.
Der DWSage
: Anyway, it is time for RP to begin!
Der DWSage
: Everyone is here that should be here!
Der DWSage
: Aside from cha, but he's a bastard.
Lithaladhwen
: That's not nice. I think he's camping or something.
Der DWSage
: If he comes in within a reasonable time, he can still make it. Anyway.
T3chn0Namagomi
: Anyway.
Lithaladhwen: Anyway! ^_^
GC130A
: La la~
T3chn0Namagomi: *brings up Kamos' sheet*
Der DWSage: *has his list of Moogles that eat your flesh ready*
Der DWSage
: <IT IS THE TIME OF GMING. ALL FEAR THE WRATH OF A SAGE WITH A GM HAT.>
Lithaladhwen
: (Okay.)
Der DWSage
: <Everyone that has seen the sign has seen it! Everyone that has been given a letter has received it!>
A Rockin SN
: <Kel Duthnuriden. He's a dwarf fucker. As in, a fucker who's a dwarf.>
Der DWSage
: <And there, waiting in the main room of the IH, is a certain young Moogle.>
Lithaladhwen
: <Holly, usually without a last name>
T3chn0Namagomi
: <Kamos Mazuo, who is a mercenary. Who is bishounen. And not a dwarf. e.e>
Lithaladhwen: (Another link to Holly's wiki, with art and things.)
Der DWSage: <People are free to come in and introduce themselves to him. He'll be there a while.>
GC130A
: <Sharell Zenteno, who is totally this chick>
Lithaladhwen: (Fantastic!)
Lithaladhwen
: *A blonde walks into a bar. She waves to a moogle who's already there.*
Lithaladhwen
: Hi!
Der DWSage
: <.<
Der DWSage
: Hey Holly!
T3chn0Namagomi
: *entering the main room is a tall, blue-haired man in an ivory-colored trenchcoat. One can notice the rifle and fullmetal bardiche strapped to his back, as well as his generally bishounen features*
Arch mage144: *behind the blonde is a man who happens to be blue*
Der DWSage
: And...hello Xevan. ^_^;
Lilly the Skull
has left the room.
Lithaladhwen: *gasps* Kamos! Hi! I haven't seen you in a while.
Arch mage144
: *naturally, he's blue not because of some strange skin condition, but because he's a drow*
Lithaladhwen
: How have you been?
Der DWSage
: >_>
Der DWSage
: ...Kamos? Mazuo?
Arch mage144
: ...hello. *nods curtly to Kumo*
T3chn0Namagomi
: *though normally he would, today he does not order a drink...and stops rather surprised at the notice of him* Err...I've been okay--at least, what passes for okay in this job-starved time.
T3chn0Namagomi: <_< That would be me. *to Kumo*
Der DWSage: o_o Huh. I've heard about you.
Lithaladhwen
: Well, that's good. How's Deeum?
Lithaladhwen
: (YOU WILL MAKE CONVERSATION WITH HOLLY)
Lilly the Skull
has entered the room.
T3chn0Namagomi: *Also of note are the silver bracer with a large ruby embedded in it, the greaves, and a unassuming silver circlet* She's been fine, though she's been on extra hours for a long time. So, you were...
Arch mage144: *it is notable that Xevan's bird companion seems to be absent today; it's quite possible that the wizard shut the obnoxious raven in a cage back home to keep him out of his hair*
Lithaladhwen
: (Aww. Poor Silverbeak.)
Der DWSage
: >_>
A Rockin SN
: *he's also wearing tarnished chain mail, and yes, he's walking around in his armor* ... OY! BOOZE GODDAMNIT. AND A BLOODY CHAIR.
GC130A
: *Entering the IH is the Shanarted lady, wearing a pair of dark shades and a silly grin on her face* IM: Whoa, what is it, a riot in here?
Arch mage144: *either that, or he just left him at the inn and commanded him not to make a mess*
Der DWSage
: Wait a moment, I don't suppose you're here about the job I posted in the square...?
T3chn0Namagomi
: Yes, I am.
Lithaladhwen: Oh, Kamos! Are you coming?
T3chn0Namagomi
: There's money involved, so yes.
Lithaladhwen: That's wonderful.
Der DWSage
: o_o You're hired. If you can do what Tolaris told me you can do, you're definitely hired.
Lithaladhwen
: IM: Excellent. People I like.
T3chn0Namagomi
: *smirk* And what did he tell you?
A Rockin SN: Wai', ye say job? 'ho's givin' tha job?
Arch mage144
: *stoically* Oh, fantastic. A Valthi mercenary.
Der DWSage
: *Of note is the fact that Kumo is in a White Mage's robe that's been cut off at the knees and shoulders. Is he wearing pants under there? Does he need to? Who knows?*
GC130A
: *examines Kumo* IM: Wait, it's just him? Weird.
Der DWSage: *Waves hand* I am. It's a trip to the Shumans. >_>
T3chn0Namagomi
: IM: I hope he's wearing pants under that robe
Der DWSage: IM:He looks pretty capable himself.
GC130A
: *to zee Moogle* Oh, are you the one I'm supposed to see?
T3chn0Namagomi: (Yes, most recent update to Kamos' wardrobe: Ivory-colored trenchcoat. It's a bit of a reference, too)
A Rockin SN: Ye are? *turns around* Bah! Ye sure ye can be payin' tha' much?
Lithaladhwen
: *sits down in a chair next to Kumo*
Der DWSage
: If you're looking for Kumo, then yes.
Der DWSage
: <_< And I'm paying a hundred gil up front, with a portion of whatever you find additional.
Lithaladhwen
: (So it's a trenchcoat-colored trenchcoat?)
Arch mage144
: *stands behind Holly*
T3chn0Namagomi
: (An obscure reference)
A Rockin SN: Hunnert gil eh? Ain' bad!
Der DWSage
: Oh, and Jal gave me a store of potions for the trip...
Lithaladhwen
: (A trenchcoat-colored... trenchcoat.)
GC130A
: You kidding? Whatever that... thing of yours is, I'll pay you to tag along. >_>
T3chn0Namagomi: (Ivory-colored trenchcoat)
Der DWSage: ...Thing?
Der DWSage
: <_< Oh. You're able to see the ghosts, then.
Der DWSage
: *Said calmly. Poor kid*
Lithaladhwen
: *frowns a little*
T3chn0Namagomi
: What kind of potions?
GC130A: *blinks* That's what they are?
A Rockin SN: Argh! Where tha' ghosts? Only thin' wors' 'en ghosts tis lizardmen an' this piss 'ey call booze 'ere in Doma.
Der DWSage
: *Pulls a small bag out from under his seat!* Ten good ones. From a licensed White Mage I'm apprenticed to.
Der DWSage
: >_> And, yeah. An entire village worth of ghosts, miss. That's part of why I'm travelling to the Shumans.
A Rockin SN
: *starts grumbling again*
Arch mage144
: I hope one of you is an exorcist.
Lithaladhwen
: IM: He's very negative. I don't think I'm going to enjoy that.
Lithaladhwen
: IM: He also smells like liquor.
Der DWSage
: If anything, the thing we're looking for should be just strong enough to either banish them, or allow an exorcist or two to banish them. >_>
Arch mage144
: In other words, we need to locate the proper tools before we can do the job.
T3chn0Namagomi
: I really hope nobody expects me to be. Because I don't particularly enjoy dealing with undead or ghosts. Neither die quickly enough.
Der DWSage: IM:One two three...yeah, this is definitely enough.
Arch mage144
: Technically speaking, they happen to be dead before you ever encounter them.
Der DWSage
: IM:I'll have to remember to go back to the Stone clan and thank them afterwards for their donation of treasure, and the things from their library...
T3chn0Namagomi
: Neither die again quickly enough.
Der DWSage: >_> Are you interested, mister Dwarf?
T3chn0Namagomi
: *looks in the bag* What kind of potions are in here, anyway?
Der DWSage: Potions:*Look like good potions! Of the healing variety!*
GC130A
: *takes a seat next to Holly* So are you coming too?
Der DWSage: (Or in other words, Medium healing. 30+1d10 HP.)
T3chn0Namagomi
: At least we won't be screwed if some of us take a beating.
Lithaladhwen: *nods* ^_^ Kumo asked me. He's a friend of mine, and I wanted to help.
Der DWSage
: >_> I do have some capability as a healer, thank you.
Der DWSage
: *Points at his robe* This isn't just for the look.
T3chn0Namagomi
: <_< And I was somehow supposed to know this?
Der DWSage: *It's a white mage robe, complete with the red triangles. Kinda hard to miss. Even on someone two feet tall. :{*
Lithaladhwen
: *sighs* Kamos, don't worry. Kumo has it covered. He's very good.
T3chn0Namagomi
: Right.
Lithaladhwen: So no worries, okay? ^_^
A Rockin SN
: AH! White mages! Good ol' chap! I'll treat ya t' a drink' when we fin' a bettah place eh? *slaps Kumo on the back with his one arm. Hard*
Arch mage144
: ......
Der DWSage
: *FLYING out of his seat, he is!*
Arch mage144
: IM: I may kill this brute myself before the day is over.
Der DWSage
: *And plummets onto the floor*
T3chn0Namagomi
: Right. Anyway, you said that there's a double-eagle advance for takers?
Lithaladhwen: Kumo!
Der DWSage
: *Face-first. :{*
GC130A
: *dives to catch!*
A Rockin SN: *blink* ... Ach!
T3chn0Namagomi
: ...o_o;
A Rockin SN: Yer too fragile lad!
Der DWSage
: ...I'm fine. Just don't ever, ever do that again.
Lithaladhwen
: *points at the dwarf* You're too rough. Be careful.
Arch mage144
: He probably weighs less than your arm does.
Arch mage144
: Watch yourself.
Arch mage144
: IM: Not much meat on the average moogle.
A Rockin SN
: Prob'leh. Needs ta get some muscles on 'im 'e does!
T3chn0Namagomi
: "Muscles" are overrated.
Lithaladhwen: He doesn't need to do anything. You just should be more careful. You're stronger than you think.
Arch mage144
: It's a limitation of physiology. Much like your stench.
Der DWSage
: *Stands back up.* I weigh all of thirty pounds. A full-grown adult usually doesn't weigh more than sixty.
Lithaladhwen
: *so doesn't giggle at Xevan's comment...but comes close*
T3chn0Namagomi
: *snrks at Xevan's comment*
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: I like this bastard.
A Rockin SN: *glares at Xevan, and flips him the bird with his one good hand*
Der DWSage
: *Sits back in his chair-those observant might notice it's got one of those booster seats, meant mostly for children and tiny folk. He's both.*
GC130A
: *chuckles at the snark* IM: Ohh, so much conflict! I love it.
Der DWSage: >_> Anyway.
Der DWSage
: I think this is more than enough people to finish the job. I should probably give everyone a bit more information on what it's about.
Arch mage144
: (Beer and RP. All is well this eve.)
Der DWSage
: (*Chuckles*)
Lithaladhwen
: *nods*
Arch mage144
: Yes. Elaborate on the task at hand.
Der DWSage
: <_< For everyone not Holly and Xevan, I'm a victim of a particular kind of curse. My entire village has had their souls bound to me, and, well, I'm practically a walking graveyard.
Arch mage144
: IM: That could arguably be incredibly useful...though it would likely be inconvenient most of the time.
T3chn0Namagomi
: IM: Where's Hakaril to give some bullshit explanation when you need him?
Der DWSage: That's why I need to go to the southern parts of the Shuman mountains. According to the Stone Clan of Moogles, there's a powerful breed of mages there...
T3chn0Namagomi
: Hmm...I know there's wyverns in the northern parts. Not sure what's in the southern, though.
Der DWSage: Apparently, ruins of the ancient Moogle civilization.
Der DWSage
: No one even remembers it, except maybe the Gods. And Moogles who originated from there. >_>
Lithaladhwen
: Wow.
Lithaladhwen
: Sounds like something worth seeing if nothing else.
Arch mage144
: It sounds like it might be older than I am. *smirk*
Der DWSage
: But apparently, there was a particular Moogle leader who was afflicted with a similar type of curse, if on a much smaller scale.
T3chn0Namagomi
: Sounds like something that might have useful stuff hidden there.
GC130A: *considers!* So we'd be the first non-moogles going there?
Der DWSage: *Nod* Most likely, aside from scavengers that live near it.
Lithaladhwen
: Oh, now that sounds exciting.
Der DWSage
: And I have a feeling that the Moogles still living there would kill them off pretty quickly. >_>;
T3chn0Namagomi
: So basically, we go in, wipe out the bastards that get in our way, and take the treasure.
Lithaladhwen: We... is that really the plan?
A Rockin SN
: Sounds good ta me!
Der DWSage
: Well...
T3chn0Namagomi
: ...I declare that he *motions to the dwarf* takes point. IM: So that he gets hit for the rest of us
Der DWSage: If there's a way around it, sure. But would I be hiring mercenaries if I really thought we'd be able to just talk them out of the circlet?
Arch mage144
: And what sort of resistance are we expecting?
Der DWSage
: Probably mages and archers primarily. And good ones.
T3chn0Namagomi
: Well, apparently the moogles that live there, according to him.
GC130A: Wait, circlet?
Arch mage144: Moogles, then. *slight smile*
Der DWSage
: >_> Circlet. The Moogle Leader had his circlet enchanted to weaken any undead that were around it.
Arch mage144
: Not to be underestimated, despite their size.
Lithaladhwen
: That could be messy. *sigh*
Lithaladhwen
: Well, I guess... *rationalization wheels begin to turn* ...I'm going to go with you if this is where you're headed. And I don't want anything to happen to you guys. So... I'll do what I have to, I guess.
Der DWSage
: *Nod*
Lithaladhwen
: *nods* Okay.
T3chn0Namagomi
: Smaller size, harder targets.
Arch mage144: I go where you go. *glances at Holly*
Der DWSage
: I don't want to hurt anybody...but it's this or I hurt even more people.
Lithaladhwen
: I'm going with you. I'm helping. Whatever that takes.
Lithaladhwen
: *nods again*
Arch mage144
: Size matters not. They can still feel pain. *cracks his fingers*
Der DWSage
: I appreciate that, Holly.
Lithaladhwen
: *winces a little at Xevan's comment* No problem, Kumo.
Der DWSage
: IM:...Okay, yeah. That sort of thing is why I REGRET asking for Xevan.
T3chn0Namagomi
: Torture's inefficient. Best to kill them straight off.
Der DWSage: <_< It'll be an entire tribe of Moogles there...I've been told to expect at least a hundred Moogles, but that's very old information.
Der DWSage
: They could have mostly died off, or they could have repopulated in time.
GC130A
: *scratches her head* Okay, with those kinds of numbers I don't think we should completely rule out talking or bargaining...?
T3chn0Namagomi: He said he wouldn't hire mercenaries were talking or bargaining a major option
A Rockin SN: Bah! A hunnert ain' nothin!
A Rockin SN
: Ah'll snap 'eir necks like twigs Ah will.
Der DWSage
: *Nod* Which is why I'm taking point. I learned something of their language while I was with the Stone Clan, and I hope that I can simply barter...
A Rockin SN
: *mutter grumble*
GC130A
: *approving nod*
Der DWSage: The Chieftain of the clan also gave me free access to their treasures, if need be. So long as I don't barter everything off for just the circlet. >_>
Arch mage144
: IM: Valthi have no sense of art.
Der DWSage
: <_<
Der DWSage
: So my plan is to approach them as...goodwill merchants. Which is part of why I asked Holly along.
T3chn0Namagomi
: IM: This guy's inefficient as hell. Willing to fight, but apparently inefficient.
Der DWSage: I don't expect it to go very well for very long though. So yeah, we'll probably have to fight our way out, just not in.
Der DWSage
: If anyone wants to back out, now would be a good time.
Arch mage144
: If anyone can convince them to drop their guard, it's Holly.
Arch mage144
: I predict your plan will be...fairly successful.
T3chn0Namagomi
: Count me in.
Lithaladhwen: ...*nod*
A Rockin SN
: *peers at Holly, and scratches his head, a confused look on his face*
Der DWSage
: *Nods, grinning!* Kinda what I'm counting on. And...thanks, Xevan.
GC130A
: *looks between Kamos, Kumo, Xevan and Kel* Oh, wouldn't miss this for the world.
GC130A: I'm Sharell, by the way. You all are...?
Arch mage144: IM: Unusual to have so many people around that are shorter than I am.
Der DWSage
: *Nods, pulling coins out of an inner pocket of that robe, and a double-eagle is handed to each person!* Then here's the up front payment. We've got an hour before we have to leave, so pick up anything you need.
Lithaladhwen
: *wave* Holly. Nice to meet you.
Der DWSage
: And I'm Kumo, in case you didn't hear me before.
A Rockin SN
: *bites the double-eagle*
Lithaladhwen
: *shoves Kumo's money back over at him*
Der DWSage
: Coin:*Is as real as real can be*
Arch mage144
: Xevan of Isil drow house Lunelestros. *pockets his coin*
Lithaladhwen
: Take me out to lunch or something. But you don't need to pay me.
A Rockin SN
: *can't tell anyway, doesn't even know why he did that. Pockets it*
Der DWSage
: >_> Nothing you need to pick up?
T3chn0Namagomi
: Right. Kamos Mazuo. *takes the double-eagle and walks out of the bar...looking for a potion store, apparently.*
Lithaladhwen: I don't carry much. Every now and again I buy music or something. Not much.
Lithaladhwen
: I don't need your money.
A Rockin SN
: Kel! Kel Duthnuriden!
Der DWSage
: Potion Stores:*Would probably be fairly common*
Der DWSage
: <_< Just making sure. This isn't a walk to the park. This could be pretty dangerous.
A Rockin SN
: *the pause was on purpose. He really did take that long to answer*
Lithaladhwen
: *points at him* I told you I was coming. And I am. That's that.
Der DWSage
: (Current music:Distant Roads from Fire Emblem:The Sacred Stones. How fitting.)
Der DWSage
: *Nods* Alright then.
GC130A
: I'll take that if you don't want it, Holly. *looks over*
Der DWSage: >_>
T3chn0Namagomi
: *Kamos walks to what is likely one that has less "standard" potions*
Arch mage144: *looks coldly at Sharell*
Der DWSage
: *Takes the coin back, at last!* We can discuss it on completion of the job.
Lithaladhwen
: You're already being paid. You'll be okay.
GC130A
: *nervous palms up shrug at both of them* Hey, the better prepared the better.
Lithaladhwen: Good philosophy. ^_^
Lithaladhwen
: But I'm sure you'll be okay.
Der DWSage
: IM:Let's see. Rope, a few supplies, potions, money, list of available treasures with scratchings...
T3chn0Namagomi
: IM: He's got the healing potions, as well as his own ability to heal, so...might as well use this on other stuff...
Der DWSage: *Waits for Kamos, apparently! He'll have to RP his own damn potion store.*
T3chn0Namagomi
: *Doug will need a list of costs for nonstandard potions*
GC130A: *takes her own with a subtle gesture at Kel* It's not me I'm worried about. *leaves and gets some standard mana potions, if affordable*
Der DWSage: *I have no such list. Hell, there is no such list. He should IM the GM with what he wants, to see about that*
Arch mage144
: (Kamos should blow all of his gil on Arcanagesic)
T3chn0Namagomi
: (No. Alchemical stimulants, actually)
Der DWSage: (Such as VCEDs? Or something akin to it, at least.)
T3chn0Namagomi
: (No. NOT VCEDs. Those are different.)
A Rockin SN: *glares at Sharell* Ah can crush ye skull with mah bare 'and, lassie! *shakes his fist at Sharell as she leaves*
Der DWSage
: <_<
Lithaladhwen
: Hey now.
Lithaladhwen
: That's not necessary.
Lithaladhwen
: If you're going to work with her, you be nice or go home.
Arch mage144
: Especially since you have no idea where that hand has been.
Der DWSage
: Right, I'm making an addendum.
Der DWSage
: Kel? While we're trying to be peaceful with the Moogles, you're not allowed to speak.
A Rockin SN
: *grumble*
Lithaladhwen
: *smothers a laugh with one hand*
Der DWSage
: Or make rude gestures, before you even think of it.
GC130A
: *laughs as she stops* Good! *and then leaves*
A Rockin SN: *mutter* Damn it!
Der DWSage
: If they try to bite your kneecaps, then you can tear off heads.
A Rockin SN
: *ponder* ... Realleh? Ah guess ah can do eet 'en.
T3chn0Namagomi
: *And Kamos returns, not looking as if he's carrying anything extra*
Lithaladhwen: Find everything you needed, Kamos?
T3chn0Namagomi
: *nods* This should be particularly useful.
Der DWSage: Alright...we're just waiting for Sharell, then.
Lithaladhwen
: What did you get, if you don't mind my asking?
T3chn0Namagomi
: Stuff that's useful for me.
Der DWSage: *Takes out the bag again* In the meantime, let's see...
Lithaladhwen
: *sigh* Okay. Well, as long as you found what you wanted.
A Rockin SN
: *mutter grumble muttle grumber muttel grumbee*
Der DWSage
: *Hands two of the potions to the dwarf!* I have a feeling you'll be getting hit a lot, if it comes down to it.
A Rockin SN
: (Don't ask)
T3chn0Namagomi: "Accelerators," as they're called.
Lithaladhwen: *attentive head tilt* Oh. Okay.
A Rockin SN
: Ah guess ah will, ye wouldna be able t'take eet. *grins and takes the potions*
T3chn0Namagomi
: IM: More like it would be more entertaining to watch your ass get kicked
Der DWSage: Accelerators...hold on, Jal told me something about those...
T3chn0Namagomi
: (Hold on. Switching comps)
T3chn0Namagomi has left the room.
T3chn0Namagomi has entered the room.
T3chn0Namagomi: (Anyway...)
Lithaladhwen: (Indeed.)
Der DWSage
: ...Feh. I can't remember anything besides them making you faster and being hard for him to make.
GC130A
: *totally comes back in!*
Lithaladhwen: *waves to her as she enters*
Lithaladhwen
: Find everything okay?
Der DWSage
: *Checks the time, presumably against a clock in the bar*
Der DWSage
: *And begins handing out potions again. One to Holly, one to Xevan, two to Kamos, and one to the just-returned Sharell*
GC130A
: *waves back* Oh, quite. *mutters* Blasted inflation...
Arch mage144: *potion get*
Lithaladhwen
: *takes* Thanks. ^_^
T3chn0Namagomi
: *takes the two potions*
Der DWSage: *That leaves three in his bag!*
GC130A
: *takes and examines!*
T3chn0Namagomi: *And then stashes those in his trenchcoat as well*
Der DWSage: Potion:*Is of good make! And full of holy healing energy!*
Der DWSage
: Potion:*Is good for people, and bad for Mazoku. Not unlike coffee*
GC130A
: *frowns* Ah, enchantments. *hands is back apologetically* I'm sorry, would anyone else like to keep this on hand?
Lithaladhwen: (Coffee. Truly a foultasting tea.)
T3chn0Namagomi
: (I like green tea.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (I hate coffee.)
Lithaladhwen: I can hold on to it if you like.
Arch mage144
: What? Do you have some problem with magic?
GC130A
: Thanks! *leans in and whispers* You can keep it. I can't use this thing.
Der DWSage: >_>
Der DWSage
: *Shrugs*
Lithaladhwen
: *nods* Whatever works for you. I'll have it if you ever want it.
T3chn0Namagomi
: *is currently checking his rifle to make sure nothing is wrong*
GC130A: *nod* Appreciate that.
Der DWSage: Anyway, we should get moving soon. I paid a mage to teleport us to the Shumans, and he should be nearly done with his spell by now.
Lithaladhwen
: *stashes all potions on her person inside one of over a dozen tiny pockets inside her bright red coat*
A Rockin SN
: *grumble grumble grumble*
Arch mage144
: IM: Whatever. If that woman has some problem, it's none of my business.
T3chn0Namagomi
: IM: Commendable.
GC130A: *grins at Kumo* You have good taste in transportation, I see.
Der DWSage: Well, it's easier than a week-long trip.
Arch mage144
: Agreed.
Lithaladhwen
: IM: Easier but less fun.
T3chn0Namagomi
: Commendable.
Der DWSage: And I promised the Stone clan I'd get this over with as quickly as possible. >_>;
Lithaladhwen
: IM: Oh well.
Lithaladhwen
: Well, if we're in a hurry. I'm okay to go.
T3chn0Namagomi
: No problems here. *reslings his rifle*
Der DWSage: *Nod* In that case...
Lithaladhwen
: (I thought that said something about Riesling, which is a tasty white dessert wine.)
Der DWSage
: (Kamos:Nothing's too good for my baby. ^_^ *Polishes his rifle with good Valthi booze*)
Arch mage144
: Let's go, then.
Lilly the Skull
has left the room.
Der DWSage: *Stands up, and begins leading the way out the door! They'll be headed to the western gate-which is the one they're closest to in any case, I'd say*
T3chn0Namagomi
: *follows*
Lithaladhwen: *to the gate!*
GC130A
: *Onward!*
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: Fortunately, mountains typically equate to cover, so in the case of a firefight, I should be well off
Arch mage144: *proceeds*
Lithaladhwen
: *Hip hip hurrah, and... I believe it's pronounced.....tallyho.*
A Rockin SN
: *follow follow follow*
Der DWSage
: *And hey! It's that same Mage Holly saw the last time Kumo needed a teleport spell-a rather tired-looking fellow in a purple robe*
Lithaladhwen
: *waves*
Der DWSage
: >_> This is everyone? I've been ready the last ten minutes...and hello miss.
Lithaladhwen: Nice to see you again.
GC130A
: *polite nod*
Der DWSage: (*Subtle change of color to stop confusion*)
A Rockin SN
: 'e's gonna teleport us? Sounds like 'e'll fall asleep mid-way and one o' us'll end up a bleedin' torso.
T3chn0Namagomi
: IM: Hopefully you.
Arch mage144: *stands behind Holly*
Lithaladhwen
: He won't! He knows what he's doing.
Lithaladhwen
: He's helped us before.
Arch mage144
: If you knew anything at all about teleportation, you would realize that that's impossible.
Der DWSage
: *Points at a doorway that was quite cleverly concealed behind the Mage!* Just go through here. I double-checked it, and it's no more than a foot worth of drop.
T3chn0Namagomi
: Right.
Lithaladhwen: Okay. Thank you!
GC130A
: What service!
Der DWSage: *Is the first to open the door and hop through-and the sight through is rather unimpressive. Honestly, it just looks like a bunch of rocks* Yeah, this is the right spot. You should go into business...
Lithaladhwen
: *follow!*
Der DWSage
: This is the second time I've given you directions that are kind of vague at best. >_>
T3chn0Namagomi
: *follows through, and braces for possible impact*
Arch mage144: *enters the portal*
Der DWSage
: And you wonder why I'm tired all the time you see me afterwards...good luck, little Moogle.
Der DWSage
: Impact:*Doesn't come. Unless you mean the six-inch drop*
GC130A
: *Through the Doorway!*
T3chn0Namagomi: *Yeah, that impact*
A Rockin SN: *grumbles, gulps, and walks in*
Arch mage144
: *glances around, raising a hand to shield himself from the sunlight*
Der DWSage
: >_> Let's see...
Lithaladhwen
: You okay, Xevan?
Der DWSage
: Doorway:*Closes!*
Arch mage144
: *lowers his arm* Yes. Sudden brightness is...somewhat hard on my eyes, and the rock here reflects sunlight very well.
Lithaladhwen
: I know. I'm sorry.
Der DWSage
: We'll be going underground soon enough.
Arch mage144
: Excellent.
Der DWSage
: <_< They decided that living in the ruins aboveground was too obvious, and moved into underground tunnels within a few years.
Lithaladhwen
: IM: That should help. I always feel bad dragging him around during the day.
Der DWSage
: Well, at least after the city collapsed.
Arch mage144
: So the moogles have moved their treasure underground, as well.
T3chn0Namagomi
: *eyes light up at the mention of treasure*
Der DWSage: Well, most of it.
Der DWSage
: They probably left some of the better pieces of architecture.
T3chn0Namagomi
: Hmm...I take it this includes most of the magical stuff.
Der DWSage: Anyway...
Der DWSage
: >_> Oh gods yes.
Arch mage144
: I imagine that moving the architecture would be a bit more effort than they would reasonably want to expend.
Der DWSage
: Anything magical would be useful. You don't just leave that in the sun.
Der DWSage
: And actually Xevan, they were pretty clever with some of it.
T3chn0Namagomi
: *can't help but grin at the thought of finding some useful magical treasure*
Arch mage144: They moved the ruins?
T3chn0Namagomi
: *Keeps an eye out for dangers, both mundane and magical, however*
GC130A: Say, any of them hang out on the surface?
Der DWSage: They managed to move some of the houses, particularly the leader's mansion, into the underground.
Arch mage144
: ...a potentially absurd but admirable dedication to their traditions.
Der DWSage
: I'm not entirely sure how, but it took a mix of magical ability and engineering. They were quite good with both.
Lithaladhwen
: Wow. I'd like to find out how they did that. It's impressive.
Arch mage144
: With sufficient control of magic, anything is possible. *shrugs*
T3chn0Namagomi
: Indeed, though something must be said for technology as well.
Der DWSage: *Is searching the ground for something!* There should be a doorway around here...
T3chn0Namagomi
: *is looking around*
Der DWSage: *Shakes his head* It should be in the shape of a large hammer...that was their symbol.
A Rockin SN
: IM: Bloody magic. Why can't people jes walk it? Why if Ah 'ad mah way we'd be runnin' all tha way! Whinin' about 'eir little hurty feet...
A Rockin SN
: *grumble grumble grumble*
Arch mage144
: *narrows his eyes and scans for the symbol*
Lithaladhwen
: *checks around just in case*
Der DWSage
: (For the hell of it, everyone gives me an INT check.)
GC130A
: *looks around, maybe for a good vantage point to see if she can't catch a glimpse of what they haven't moved? Maybe for that symbol of theirs.*
OnlineHost: T3chn0Namagomi rolled 1 20-sided die: 11
OnlineHost: Arch mage144 rolled 1 20-sided die: 3
OnlineHost: Lithaladhwen rolled 1 20-sided die: 11
OnlineHost: A Rockin SN rolled 1 20-sided die: 13
OnlineHost: GC130A rolled 1 20-sided die: 8

Arch mage144: (12, man, that sucks. o.O)
A Rockin SN
: (No idea how much any of my rolls here are)
T3chn0Namagomi: (29)
GC130A: (20.)
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 20-sided die: 3
A Rockin SN: (People will have to tell me how much I rolled)
Der DWSage: (...Kumo did worse. :{ )
Lithaladhwen
: (20)
T3chn0Namagomi
: (Dan rolled a 13)
A Rockin SN: (And INT*3?)
Der DWSage: (And, uh, you didn't make it. From now on, I'll roll for Dan-if there are rolls needed for one of my characters as well, he'll be the last on the list.)
A Rockin SN
: (Uh, yeah.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (I don't know what your character's INT is.)
A Rockin SN: (Thanks man)
Lithaladhwen: (Nama has the right of it.)
Der DWSage
: (...Actually, wait. He did make it.)
A Rockin SN
: (AIM Triton sucks corn)
T3chn0Namagomi: (So why did you download it?)
Der DWSage: *Kel and Holly both see a large door with a hammer on it!*
Lithaladhwen
: *points* Hey!
Lithaladhwen
: There.
Der DWSage
: *Kamos manages to see that there's a slit in it with beady eyes pointing out-before it's slammed from Holly's shout*
T3chn0Namagomi
: ...Someone was watching us.
Der DWSage: *And Xevan was distracted by the sun shining in his eyes. Poor Drow.*
Arch mage144
: *It burns us, it does!*
Lithaladhwen
: Well, we are going to talk to them. They'd notice us coming.
Lithaladhwen
: I don't think sneaking up on them is a good way to seem harmless, is it?
Der DWSage
: They're not pointing arrows at us this time, at least.
A Rockin SN
: There was summat down 'ere? Jes saw tha door Ah did!
Der DWSage
: *Goes to the door! Makes to open it!*
Lithaladhwen
: That's true. It's better without arrows pointing at us.
T3chn0Namagomi
: They wouldn't close it right on the spot if they wanted to talk to us.
Arch mage144: Indeed. Our kneecaps are safe, for the time being.
GC130A
: Oh, have you been here before? *clambers down and follows the group*
T3chn0Namagomi: *follows*
Der DWSage: Well, no. It was to a different clan.
Der DWSage
: There's little civilizations of Moogles throughout the Shumans, apparently.
Arch mage144
: Similar story, different moogles.
Lithaladhwen
: They all pulled weapons on us. It was kind of unnerving.
Der DWSage
: *And as they go down into the tunnel-it was a door in the ground, no less-they see that the tunnel is very, very smooth, and almost purely white*
Arch mage144
: Whatever tribe, they all taste the same. *slight smirk*
Der DWSage
: *It's also very dark*
GC130A
: Huh. And how did that one turn out?
Lithaladhwen: Xevan, that's so weird.
Arch mage144
: *shrugs and enters the comforting darkness*
Der DWSage
: >_>
Der DWSage
: Hold on a moment, I've got a lamp...a small one, anyway.
T3chn0Namagomi
: IM: Great. Close-quarters is inevitable.
GC130A: *runs a hand along it to guide herself!*
T3chn0Namagomi: *tries to see the best he can in here*
Lithaladhwen: *follows Xevan, since he always seems to know what's going on*
Der DWSage
: *Reaches into his robe, pulls one out! And lights it! It's only a little smaller than the average lamp, come to that*
A Rockin SN
: *walks in, blinking to adjust his eyes! It's been a while since he's been down there*
Der DWSage
: *And moves on!* I'll be worried if they don't have someone meet us soon...
Lithaladhwen
: As will I. They're watching us, but I'll feel better if they start talking instead of... well, creeping along around us.
GC130A
: Oh, it only means they'll be waiting to ambush us. Nothing to worry about.
T3chn0Namagomi: In which case, we'll have hostiles.
Arch mage144: The dwarf has more stone between his ears than there is in these walls. Tell him to walk in front. *sidelong glance*
T3chn0Namagomi
: Seriously. Get the short, hairy, smelly one at point.
Der DWSage: ...Actually, it'd be better if I walked in front. >_>
Arch mage144
: Hmm.
Arch mage144
: I suppose if you want to talk to the moogles first...
Arch mage144
: ...perhaps you should, then.
Der DWSage
: Which would be a good idea.
A Rockin SN
: Shut yer mouth 'fore ah pull it from yer 'ead.
Lithaladhwen
: You want me with you? Since we're going to try and play nice first?
Arch mage144
: I have no objection to an attempt to parley if it'll save us effort.
T3chn0Namagomi
: Like to see you try with a shell through your arm.
Der DWSage: That'd be a good idea, Holly.
A Rockin SN
: *grumble* I was talkin' to tha pointy ears, human!
Der DWSage
: And guys?
Der DWSage
: <_< While it may be a clever strategy to -seem- like none of us like each other, I'd prefer that it not be the truth.
GC130A
: *Basks in the overwhelming aaaanger.*
Der DWSage: Don't make me seperate you three.
Lithaladhwen
: Thanks, Kumo.
Der DWSage
: *Takes point!*
Lithaladhwen
: *follows the moogle boy*
Arch mage144
: *whistles a tune that Holly might recognize as a traditional Reshtahan funeral dirge*
T3chn0Namagomi
: IM: I'd still like to see him get hit.
Lithaladhwen: IM: Cute, Xevan.
T3chn0Namagomi
: *follows*
Arch mage144: *for a funeral dirge, it's a pretty cheery song*
Lithaladhwen
: *totally gets the joke*
A Rockin SN
: IM: Hiiii hoooo! *shakes his head, and thwaps himself on the head once* Bloody song, can't get it outta mah 'ead. (Had to make the obvious joke.)
Der DWSage
: *And as they move on, they get to a much wider portion of cavern! It looks like limestone, but is very, very smooth and shiny.*
T3chn0Namagomi
: *looks around for potential cover*
Der DWSage: *But that's probably not what they're focusing on. Instead, it'd be the Moogles littered about the place*
T3chn0Namagomi
: *Since cover is good*
GC130A: *chuckles* A fine diplomatic angle. 'We come in peace, and with music.'
Lithaladhwen: *lays a hand on the razor whip at her belt to just to reassure herself it's there* So, if you can talk to them and I can't, I don't know how much help I'll be, Kumo.
Der DWSage
: *Several of them look like royal guards, clad in armor, wielding pikes, and at attention! But most of them look more...regal. And cover? Very little. There's some chairs, and a desk, but that's all*
Der DWSage
: Just smile and nod at whatever I direct towards you.
Lithaladhwen
: Um. Okay.
T3chn0Namagomi
: IM: Great. VERY little for help in a firefight.
GC130A: IM: Cute and deadly. I want one!
Der DWSage: *One of the Moogles-and he's a big one, probably as large as Kel-steps up to the group and begins mumbling something nearly impossible to translate*
T3chn0Namagomi
: IM: I wish I had a shotgun for this situation.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: Note to self, insult them in Valthi sometime.
Lithaladhwen: *bites her lower lip and waits for a cue from Kumo*
Der DWSage
: *Kumo replies in kind, taking out a small book from his robe, and waves at the other folks with another mumbled explanation*
T3chn0Namagomi
: ...
Der DWSage: *Shared chuckles! Poor Kumo's a midget even to his own kind. :{*
Lithaladhwen
: IM: I think I'm intended to be mostly decorative. "Hey look, we're harmless! See, we brought a girl!" Something like that.
T3chn0Namagomi
: IM: Yeah, like I know how to speak small underground-dwelling not-smelly furry midget.
Arch mage144: IM: Everyone screams in the same language.
Der DWSage
: *A little more speaking, followed by a nod from the big guy, and Kumo grins* Good. He's agreeing to at least -some- of the trade.
GC130A
: *being profoundly useless in such a situation, keeps looking around*
A Rockin SN: *grumble*
Lithaladhwen
: *nods to Kumo*
Der DWSage
: Other Moogles:*Are keeping a firm eye on the group*
T3chn0Namagomi
: *keeps track of the other moogles' eyes and where they're looking at*
Der DWSage: (Kamos gives me another Int check.)
OnlineHost
: T3chn0Namagomi rolled 1 20-sided die: 9
T3chn0Namagomi: (27)
GC130A: IM: Some? What else does he need from them?
Der DWSage: *Some of them are looking quite clearly at his gun and other weapons, but one or two of them are keeping an eye on the wall behind them.*
Der DWSage
: <_< We'll be led to a room. Let's try to keep the bickering to a minimum in the meantime, alright?
Lithaladhwen
: *nods* You don't have to worry about me.
T3chn0Namagomi
: *Nods*
Lithaladhwen: IM: I'm not the one picking fights.
Der DWSage
: *And indeed, that big Moogle is waltzing off through another door, while another two Moogles-nearly five feet tall, these ones-come back through. Crikey these are big Moogles*
Lithaladhwen
: (They're nearly as tall as Holly is. She's a little over five feet herself.)
GC130A
: IM: Gods. What are they feeding these things? I need to find some.
Arch mage144: IM: Now those are large moogles.
Lithaladhwen
: IM: That is astounding. I'll have to remember this.
Der DWSage
: *They're also wearing nice, shiny bronze armor.*
A Rockin SN
: IM: Whoa!
T3chn0Namagomi
: IM: Keeping these fucks at a distance is a nice idea
Lithaladhwen: (Xevan is going to have to get a bigger rotisserie machine for those moogles.)
Arch mage144
: IM: Couldn't get bigger if they were farm-bred.
A Rockin SN
: IM: There bastards ar' taller than Ah am.
Der DWSage
: *And the only motion for the group to follow! Kumo does as such, and motions for the rest to do the same*
Lithaladhwen
: *follows close behind Kumo*
Der DWSage
: *In this one room, there are probably ten Moogles, not counting Kumo. :{*
T3chn0Namagomi
: *follows as well*
Arch mage144: *proceeds after Kumo*
GC130A
: *followaga!*
Der DWSage: *And they go off! Another limestone hallway, along with a few statues of what are assumedly famous Moogles-some of them are holding weapons and look quite dramatic, but others are more scholarly...*
Arch mage144
: IM: Quite impressive craftsmanship.
T3chn0Namagomi
: IM: The hall of short subterranean not-smelly furry midget worship.
Der DWSage: *They look quite valuable, especially one that has a guy covered in robes. His eyes are gems, and his clothing is studded with real jewelry-even a ring on his finger is pure emerald*
GC130A
: IM: Can't have an ancient empire without... wonder how much these would be worth?
Der DWSage: ...They mine a lot of gems here.
T3chn0Namagomi
: *tries to get a feel for if these have an aura or not*
Lithaladhwen: ...I guess.
T3chn0Namagomi
: *Likely not, but...you know Kamos*
A Rockin SN: IM: GEMS! Gems gems gems gems gems gems gems gems?
A Rockin SN
: *tries not tosteal anything*
Der DWSage
: *Actually...they all have a minor magical aura. But it feels mostly like something meant to keep them clean, rather than something really useful*
T3chn0Namagomi
: IM: Meh. Useless.
Lithaladhwen: (If this were GURPS he'd have to roll to keep from stealing things.)
T3chn0Namagomi
: (And I get the feeling his IQ isn't the highest. I also get the feeling that he would have Odious Personal Habit: Annoying Accent)
T3chn0Namagomi: (XP)
A Rockin SN: (With that thought all dwarves would)
Der DWSage
: *Oh, hey. Look at that. A waiting room! Just as impressive as the last ones, this has several intricate desks, a renewing water fountain, and interesting architecture all the way through*
Arch mage144
: IM: It would seem that they did transport much of the ruin.
Der DWSage
: *...And more Guards. But hey, there's a buffet!*
Lithaladhwen
: This place is lovely. They went to such trouble with it.
Der DWSage
: Yeah. This is what they use to impress outsiders. >_>
Lithaladhwen
: Well, it works.
Der DWSage
: *Nod*
Der DWSage
: I get the feeling that some of the personal homes are nothing more than a hole in dirt, though.
T3chn0Namagomi
: Meh. Not so interested in architecture or food myself.
GC130A: You know if they have anything against sketching down any of this? *pulls out writing implements*
Lithaladhwen: (Kamos don't require shelter or food to live. Only guns.)
Der DWSage
: I'll ask.
Lithaladhwen
: (He eats buckshot.)
Lithaladhwen
: (Like candy.)
Der DWSage
: *A mumbled grunt to the guard, with a reply!* Not at all. So long as you don't go into the militaristic halls.
Lithaladhwen
: *just looks around, absorbing her surroundings so that she'll remember them later*
GC130A
: *grin* Thanks! *starts making some rough drawings of particularly impressive pieces*
Der DWSage: *Trying his best to simply seem...unimpressed.*
Arch mage144
: *glancing around at the better adorned statues*
A Rockin SN
: Nothin' compared ta' tha' great dwarven 'alls!
A Rockin SN
: Now 'ey be a sight lemma tell ya!
Der DWSage
: <_< What'd I say about not talking down here?
T3chn0Namagomi
: IM: An eyesore of one, that's for sure.
Arch mage144: Their craftsmen are clearly quite skilled. The jewelry on those statues looks well-made, though appraisals of that sort are difficult to conduct at such distance.
T3chn0Namagomi
: At least there's ample cover here.
A Rockin SN: *grumble* They dun' appreciate real art... Jes their poncey music an' 'eir skippin' an' flutes ...
Lithaladhwen
: *mildly offended* I think you'd have trouble playing a flute if you tried.
Lithaladhwen
: Everyone has different tastes.
A Rockin SN
: An' I have nah interest tah lassie!
Lithaladhwen
: Well, I don't criticize you. Quite frankly I see no reason for us to be rude to one another.
A Rockin SN
: *grumbles the rest of the way*
Lithaladhwen
: *sighs*
GC130A
: *chuckles* If you're trying to be disarming, I think someone's already beaten you there.
Lithaladhwen: *represses a smile*
Arch mage144
: *raises an eyebrow* Yes, they'll think we're complete morons if we let him continue speaking.
Arch mage144
: I suppose if we want them to underestimate us, this is optimal.
A Rockin SN
: Shut up 'fore I round off those ears o'yers. Least 'ey'll look normal.
Lithaladhwen
: Hey now.
Der DWSage
: (Sorry, back.)
Lithaladhwen
: That's enough.
GC130A
: IM: As long as they don't come to blows, this is perfect. n_n
Lithaladhwen: I mean it. Hush.
T3chn0Namagomi
: IM: More normal than that atrocious facial hair.
A Rockin SN: (Now if he said THAT out loud, that would have started a fight. :p)
T3chn0Namagomi
: (XD)
Der DWSage: *And wouldn't that just be the luck. Right before they finish their argument, a Moogle as large as Holly comes through the door, decked out in all sorts of lavish silks and, for some reason, a very nice suit of armor*
Arch mage144
: *runs a finger up the outside of one of his ears idly*
Lithaladhwen
: *blinks*
Arch mage144
: IM: By Exinde, that's an enormous moogle.
Lithaladhwen
: IM: Wow. Important-looking huge moogle. I... I see.
T3chn0Namagomi
: IM: That armor is either ceremonial or functional.
Arch mage144: IM: Is moogle status based upon size?
Der DWSage
: *Fortunately, Kumo cuts him off before he can even comment, gabbling on in that weird language of his, giving him that book again. Anyone who is curious would see that it seems to be quite a few intricate pieces of art drawn...*
GC130A
: IM: Must be something in the water. *runs some astral scans around*
Der DWSage: (Xevan:*Begins plotting to have a feast out of the Moogle King*)
Arch mage144
: (It's like crab. King crab is bigger. So you get king moogle.)
T3chn0Namagomi
: (Mmm. King moogle.)
Der DWSage: *And magical? Well, there's the big guy for starters. He's positively glowing, or at least his armor is. And then there's the table, though that's much more minor, and the walls...and the floors...and most of the ceiling*
Arch mage144
: IM: Why is most of this room enchanted?
Lithaladhwen
: *once again looking to Kumo for cues*
Der DWSage
: *There's a few patches here and there on the ceiling, but the room seems very minorly magical. Probably something to keep stuff clean, again*
Lithaladhwen
: IM: This is his game. I'm just here to help, whatever happens.
Arch mage144
: IM: Ah, that makes sense.
T3chn0Namagomi
: *checks as well* IM: Must be more cleaning stuff. That armor, though...
GC130A: IM: Probably to keep the place from collapsing? Could be helpful to know for later.
Arch mage144: IM: I don't suppose they're going to invite us to sit down for a formal dinner.
Der DWSage
: *And after a bit more gabbling, Kumo nods to the big man.* Alright. He's willing to make a few trades, he just wants to be alone for the transacation.
Der DWSage
: >_> Non-Moogles make him nervous.
T3chn0Namagomi
: IM: That armor's got to be functional. A glow that strong isn't for show.
Der DWSage: With luck, I'll be able to at least find out about the circlet. In the meantime, he urges you to enjoy some of the food.
Lithaladhwen
: Um. Kumo are you sure?
Arch mage144
: IM: Or perhaps they are.
Lithaladhwen
: I mean, I can understand his feelings, but... it seems like a bad idea to me.
Der DWSage
: *Nod* Yeah. I'll be fine.
Lithaladhwen
: ...all right. You be careful, okay?
Arch mage144
: Are you sure this is a good idea?
Der DWSage
: *Smile!* Have I ever been otherwise?
Lithaladhwen
: Yes. You have. And I worry.
T3chn0Namagomi
: Meh. I don't find this to be the smartest of ideas.
A Rockin SN: Yah! Food!
Der DWSage
: <_< And would you prefer I make him nervous, and possibly just get us thrown out?
GC130A
: IM: We make him nervous. That's a laugh!
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: Moron.
A Rockin SN: Ya be rejectin' food?
T3chn0Namagomi
: Yes, I am.
Der DWSage: Besides. I can take care of myself if need be.
Lithaladhwen
: *sigh* Keep in touch, all right? *taps her temple* I don't like using it, but telepathy isn't out of the question.
Arch mage144
: *shrug* Whatever's customary.
T3chn0Namagomi
: IM: Something's not right about the buffet.
Der DWSage: *Nod* That'd be appreciated, Holly.
GC130A
: *gestures to the table and to the dwarf* By all means, have as much as you like.
GC130A: IM: Always handy to have a taster around.
Lithaladhwen: Okay. *smiles* Don't keep us waiting, okay?
Der DWSage
: *Smiles at the crew nervously, motioning to the food himself.*
T3chn0Namagomi
: IM: Someone was watching for us ahead of time, and now there's some buffet there all of a sudden.
Arch mage144: IM: Moogle food. What do moogles eat, exactly? *curiously inspects the buffet*
T3chn0Namagomi
: IM: I'd rather take my food from trusted sources, thank you.
Der DWSage: *And thus he and Kumo leave!*
A Rockin SN
: *What is in the buffet indeed!*
Lithaladhwen
: *goes with Xevan* Do you think it's safe?
T3chn0Namagomi
: *reaches into his coat...and pulls out a K-ration instead, eating that instead*
Arch mage144: *shrugs--are any moogles eating it?*
Der DWSage
: Food:*Involves several varieties of small game, such as squirrel, various hard-to-identify plants of the subterranean type, and various meat plates!*
GC130A
: *One of the buffets just left. ._. The others are still sufficient!*
Der DWSage: (Xevan rolls me another Int check.)
OnlineHost
: Arch mage144 rolled 1 20-sided die: 6
Arch mage144: (15)
Der DWSage
: (Hm.)
Der DWSage
: *Xevan sees that one of the guards, presumably trying to be sneaky and failing at it, is gnawing on a piece of beef. It may be from the table*
T3chn0Namagomi
: IM: I've dealt with this situation before.
Der DWSage: *But are any Moogles actively going for it? No. They seem to be saving it for their guests*
T3chn0Namagomi
: *eats his own, albeit unappetizing-tasting, food*
GC130A: *to Kamos* What is that thing?
T3chn0Namagomi: Chemically-processed and preserved rations.
Arch mage144: *gestures at the guard* If that food is poisoned, that guard is incredibly stupid.
A Rockin SN
: *goes to the meat dish, and sniffs it, perhaps trying to see if there's something wrong with it.*
Der DWSage
: Guard:*Doesn't notice that he's being gestured at*
Der DWSage
: *And the food smells quite appetizing!*
T3chn0Namagomi
: *refuses to eat from the buffet*
Lithaladhwen: IM: Kamos and Xevan aren't eating it.
Der DWSage
: *There is also a few varieties of wine and booze around*
GC130A
: *ponders* Trail food?
T3chn0Namagomi: Put simply, yes.
Arch mage144: *makes a plate of meat dishes*
Arch mage144
: *and pours himself a glass of wine*
Arch mage144
: IM: I've eaten in drow houses. This is hardly terrifying.
GC130A
: How's it taste? *curious curious*
A Rockin SN: Meat 'n' booze! Ah lahk these guys!
Lithaladhwen
: IM: If Xevan's okay with it... *takes some mystery subterranean plants out of curiosity*
Arch mage144
: *acquires some utensils, if available, and tries the food*
Der DWSage
has left the room.
A Rockin SN: *stuffs his plate with meats and his mugs with booze*
Der DWSage
has entered the room.
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: Why am I not surprised?
Der DWSage: (Damned Dial-up.)
Der DWSage
: (Anyway.)
Der DWSage
: (*Ponders*)
OnlineHost
: Der DWSage rolled 1 20-sided die: 14
Arch mage144: IM: Moogle cuisine is not as unusual as expected.
OnlineHost
: Der DWSage rolled 1 20-sided die: 19
Lithaladhwen: *Once she has her food, she finds she's too worried about Kumo to eat much of it. She just sort of nibbles the wierd things to figure out what they are.*
Der DWSage
: *One of the guards takes notice of Kamos not only not eating the food, but breaking out his own stuff.*
T3chn0Namagomi
: *does Kamos notice?*
Der DWSage: *Also, the food is really tasty, though it's got an odd sort of spice to it. Something of a kick*
Arch mage144
: It seems that moogles do know how to cook.
Der DWSage
: >_>
Lithaladhwen
: *continues exploring the weird edible plants on her plate*
Der DWSage
: *Actually, one of the Moogles would be going over to Kamos, glaring at him a bit.*
Arch mage144
: Excellent. Our hosts are most...hospitable.
Der DWSage
: *And yeah, it's another dwarf-sized one*
T3chn0Namagomi
: ...
Lithaladhwen: ...Kamos? You okay over there?
Der DWSage
: e.e -My mother slaved over that meal, casting magic for minutes! The least you could do is try it, ya uncultured little heathen.-
T3chn0Namagomi
: ...Oh look. It's yelling at me in gibberish.
Der DWSage: *And then he smiles congenially at Holly, motioning towards one of the vegetable dishes, and goes back to his post*
Lithaladhwen
: IM: Uh oh. Kamos is getting yelled at.
Arch mage144
: I think he's insulting you for being a bad guest.
T3chn0Namagomi
: Trust me. Last time I took food from strangers, I got turned into a rabbit. I'd rather NOT have a repeat.
A Rockin SN: *sniffs at the spice*
Lithaladhwen
: *Holly points to Kamos and then covers her belly with one hand, her mouth with her other as if to imply that the mercenary has a weak stomach. She gives an exaggerated shrug.*
Der DWSage
: Spice:*Is spicy!*
Arch mage144
: Don't Valthi have a sense of culture? Or do you all live on processed food bars and drink water out of community troughs?
A Rockin SN
: (Attempting to check if it's safe to eat.)
Lithaladhwen: IM: Maybe they won't be mad at him if they think he isn't being rude but can't eat it.
GC130A
: *seeing as the others don't seem to have dropped dead, gets herself a couple of drinks and gives one to Kamos* Here, at least fake drinking it?
T3chn0Namagomi: *shakes his head*
Arch mage144: IM: I should like to see a moogle vineyard sometime.
Der DWSage
: (Actually, Kel will be making a Cooking check, combined with Agriculture.)
OnlineHost
: Der DWSage rolled 1 20-sided die: 4
Der DWSage: (...He doesn't have a clue as to what it is. He just know it smells tasty.)
Lithaladhwen
: *gets more of the veggies the guard pointed out and continues her investigation of moogle food*
Arch mage144
: I wonder if there are any moogle restaurants in Doma.
Der DWSage
: Veggies:*Are quite tasty, really*
Arch mage144
: IM: ...that query, in retrospect, has two potential meanings.
A Rockin SN
: IM: Sounds tasteh t'me!
A Rockin SN
: *eats*
GC130A
: *considering something, astral scanza!* IM: Xevan seems to be really liking this. Magically flavored?
Der DWSage: Food:*Is delicious all around, and none of it is poisoned. Seriously*
OnlineHost
: Der DWSage rolled 1 20-sided die: 10
T3chn0Namagomi: *decides to finish his own K-ration anyway*
Lithaladhwen: *glances over at that guard to see if he's still mad at Kamos*
Der DWSage
: *And Kumo stays away for the meantime...*
Der DWSage
: *And yes, the Guard is still glaring at Kamos. But he's not doing anything else*
Arch mage144
: IM: Perhaps the Valthi are so militarized that they've lost their taste for good food and can only stand to eat bland military rations.
Lithaladhwen
: IM: Oh, well. I tried. He shouldn't eat the food if he doesn't want it, but I don't want them mad at him for it either.
GC130A
: IM: Well, I'll count on him to catch our backs if it's all got paralyzing powder in it or something.
Lithaladhwen: *rests her chin on her hands as she finishes eating and waits for Kumo*
T3chn0Namagomi
: *watches everywhere as he waits for his employer*
Lithaladhwen: Where is he? *glances off where the young moogle wandered off*
Der DWSage
: (Does that mean that the Valthi idea of haute cuisine is an TV dinner instead of a C ration? >_>)
Der DWSage
: *Kamos would count no less than five Moogles in the room with them, four of them wearing armor and looking much like Guards. Another is dressed in a fancy robe and writing something*
Lithaladhwen
: (Blech. Those taste terrible. Alligators, now. Can't complain about those. Pythons are tasty, too.)
Arch mage144
: (*chows down on a reticulated python, Naked Snake style*)
A Rockin SN
: (... Actually, snakes do taste good...)
A Rockin SN: (Not on a plane though.)
Lithaladhwen: (Do they? That's good to hear. I've always wanted to try snake meat.)
GC130A
: Wonder if we could trouble them for a recipe or two. *waaiting, waaiting*
Der DWSage: *...And that's when they hear a BOOM*
Arch mage144
: *starts up from his seat, nearly knocking his wineglass over*
Lithaladhwen
: *stands immediately*
Arch mage144
: IM: No more daydreaming about moogle buffets.
Der DWSage
: *And yes, it's from where Kumo was!*
Lithaladhwen
: *glances to the guards*
T3chn0Namagomi
: *head twitches toward the sound of the explosion!*
Arch mage144: *glances around; do the guards in here have any reaction to the sound/*
Arch mage144
: *?
GC130A
: *spins* IM; And here's where it all goes apeshit!
Der DWSage: *Two of the guards immediately leave to check it out. The other two are looking at the group distrustfully...and the robed guy is trying to discreetly leave*
Lithaladhwen
: *tries to follow the guards, trying to look as concerned as she is*
T3chn0Namagomi
: *looks at the robed guy--what's his expression?*
Lithaladhwen: T2Kumo: Kumo! What's going on?
Der DWSage
: Robed guy:*Looks scared. And eyeing that door longingly!*
Der DWSage
: T2Holly:I'm in trou-oh, shit! Fuck! Holly, I'm going to be changing! Get OUT of there! They'll be going after you for bringing in a demon!
Lithaladhwen
: Kumo's in trouble.
Lithaladhwen
: He's changing and can't stop.
Lithaladhwen
: He wants us to leave. I won't.
Der DWSage
: *Oh, and one of those guards would be covering the exit Kumo went through*
T3chn0Namagomi
: Shit...that doesn't sound good.
Der DWSage: *The other would be covering the way they'd just come from.*
Arch mage144
: Ordinarily, I'd argue with you, but we are paid employees.
A Rockin SN
: (aCK)
Arch mage144: We go in after him.
Lithaladhwen
: *to the guards* Look, I know you can't understand me but I have to make sure he's okay. Let me by, please!
Der DWSage
: (Hm, Dan?)
GC130A
: Changing into what, exactly.
Der DWSage: *Glare*
A Rockin SN
: What tha?!
Der DWSage
: *No movement at all, nosir!*
A Rockin SN
: I was eatin'!
Lithaladhwen
: Into what you saw before. It's bad. It's really bad.
Der DWSage
: Robed guy:*Has left by now.*
Lithaladhwen
: T2Guards: Let me pass. My friend is in there. Let me pass.
T3chn0Namagomi
: ...You talk as if I know what this thing is...
Lithaladhwen: *Her hand twitches, really wanting her whip in it right now.*
GC130A
: *About how heavy does the guard look?*
Der DWSage: Guards:T2Holly:Not a chance. Our captain is in there, and he can handle whatever's wrong. Especially little kids.
T3chn0Namagomi
: *appears ready to do one of six different things based on who or what comes in*
T3chn0Namagomi: ...
T3chn0Namagomi: Fuck. I'm going to have to force my way through.
Der DWSage: *And with the armor and all, he's probably a little over 120. He's a pretty heavy guy*
Lithaladhwen
: T2All:I know he can handle himself. But I want to make sure my friend is okay. Please. *pulls her whip out* I don't want to fight you, but you won't keep me from him.
T3chn0Namagomi
: *looks at what all the guards have*
T3chn0Namagomi: *as far as weapons*
Lithaladhwen: IM: This is so bad. He's going to go crazy and then he'll be left all alone and they'll kill him for sure.
Der DWSage
: *Both guards are outfitted with Spears! Suitable for keeping danger a good way away from you!*
T3chn0Namagomi
: IM: Long to long, eh? And only two? Easy enough!
Lithaladhwen: IM: It's going to go from bad to worse. *is outfitted with a whip, good for the same thing*
Der DWSage
: *And...Guard one looks like he's considering it.*
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: Der DWSage rolled 1 20-sided die: 18
GC130A: IM: Damn, if only it weren't for that armor... but throwing them might kill one and that's a great way to be guests...
T3chn0Namagomi: *checks the guards' auras--how strong are they?*
Der DWSage: *Actually, Guard one is getting out of the way.*
Der DWSage
: T2Holly:Only you, then. The rest stay in here, just in case.
A Rockin SN
: *follow follow, takes out his sword*
Lithaladhwen
: *nods* T2All: Just me then. That's okay. It's better than leaving him alone.
Lithaladhwen
: You guys, I'll call you if anything happens.
Arch mage144
: Excuse me?
Arch mage144
: You intend to go in there yourself?
Lithaladhwen
: I'm sorry! I can't leave him!
Der DWSage
: *And the Guards actually look fairly strong. More than enough to handle any one of them, but probably not more than that*
T3chn0Namagomi
: I personally DON'T like the idea of being hired to do nothing.
Lithaladhwen: I'm going. Do what you like. *runs through to find Kumo*
T3chn0Namagomi
: (The auras, not the guards)
Der DWSage: (Same for the auras, really. >_>)
Arch mage144
: ...*muttering*
Lithaladhwen
: T2Kumo: Kumo! Hey!
Lithaladhwen
: *out loud* Kumo!
Arch mage144
: IM: I can't communicate with these people. I'm not happy about her going in there by herself.
Der DWSage
: *Another big BOOM*
Der DWSage
: T2Holly:Rather busy-MY LEG! AUGH!
Arch mage144
: *glaring at the door guard*
Lithaladhwen
: *goes where the booming is!*
T3chn0Namagomi
: Damnit. They're most likely quite resistant to magic as well.
A Rockin SN: Le's just go! An' kill all those who say nay!
Arch mage144
: Shut up.
Der DWSage
: *And following the booming...*
Der DWSage
: *Holly would be there JUST in time to see three Moogles going against Kumo. One of them is obviously a mage, and another is the same captain fellow from before! Another seems to have a bow and arrow out, trying to get a bead...*
Arch mage144
: IM: Not only am I unable to protect her here, but she's left me alone with the idiot dwarf.
Der DWSage
: *And the poor kid is pretty beat up. Arrow in the leg, nosebleed, clothes ripped...but at least the Guard Captain seems to be fairly scorched*
T3chn0Namagomi
: IM: Why are we stuck with the fucking stupid-ass dwarf?
Lithaladhwen: *quickly turns herself invisible*
Lithaladhwen
: (Now begins the time of gross self-buffing.)
T3chn0Namagomi
: Damnit. There's no time.
GC130A: *frowns* She'll be fine. She's smart enough to play it safe.
Der DWSage: (Indeed.)
GC130A
: Kumo, on the other hand... *looks away*
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 20-sided die: 1
Lithaladhwen: T2Xevan: Xevan, they're attacking him. I'm going to help him. You guys might want to come help if you can.
Der DWSage
: *...Though the Guard Captain takes a swing at him, Kumo actually manages to disarm him with his little whip*
T3chn0Namagomi
: A prolonged fight's not in our favor.
T3chn0Namagomi: Let's make this as fast as possible!
Der DWSage: *Holy crap*
Lithaladhwen
: (Does Holly need to be in an init order or anything?)
T3chn0Namagomi
: *starts chanting, his voice actually splitting into a synchronized binary*
Der DWSage: (Aye. They've got inits 14, 10, 7, and 4. That's captain, mage, Kumo, and Archer, respectively.)
OnlineHost
: Lithaladhwen rolled 2 6-sided dice: 1 4
Lithaladhwen: (7)
A Rockin SN
: (Kamos: ... 001001010111101000101010101011010110101!)
Arch mage144
: You! *shouting at the door guard* Get out of the way!
Der DWSage
: *Emphasizes his position by pointing the spear at Xevan*
Der DWSage
: (Right then. Mage goes next...)
T3chn0Namagomi
: *black energies gather into each of his hands...* Shadows, underneath, underfoot, hold fast! Shadowbind! Hatred, anger, grief, pain, converge at once! Mindblast!
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 20-sided die: 18
Arch mage144: ...
GC130A
: *shakes her head at Kamos* Well, if you so inclined to follow Kel's advice... *adds to the dwarf quickly* No offense.
Der DWSage: (Okay, okay. Hold on a moment.)
A Rockin SN
: *looks amusedly at the girl* None taken, lassie
T3chn0Namagomi
: *as he chants, he thrusts the arm facing the guard in front of the door they need to go through outward, and the one towards the door they don't need to go through to the floor*
Der DWSage: (>_>)
T3chn0Namagomi
: (X-Magic: Shadowbind, Mindblast)
Der DWSage: (Right then. Give me two MATK rolls.)
OnlineHost
: T3chn0Namagomi rolled 1 20-sided die: 12
OnlineHost: T3chn0Namagomi rolled 1 20-sided die: 18

T3chn0Namagomi: (Shadowbind: 37. Mindblast: 43)
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 2 20-sided dice: 20 2
Der DWSage: (Shadowbind fails, Mindblast doesn't.)
T3chn0Namagomi
: *and negative energy crackles around the feet of the rear guard, and the head of the forward guard*
Der DWSage: (Mind reminding me what Mindblast does? I forget. >_>)
T3chn0Namagomi
: (Unconsciousness for 2d2 rounds, temporary INT and WIS damage)
Arch mage144: (Your head asplode.)
T3chn0Namagomi
: (INT and WIS damge is 1d2)
Der DWSage: (Ah, well then.)
Der DWSage
: *And the other guard, for the unprovoked attack, RUSHES Kamos. In the back. With that spear of his. Well well...)
T3chn0Namagomi
: (Do I get a PA roll?)
Der DWSage: (At a -6 penalty. It's in your back.)
OnlineHost
: T3chn0Namagomi rolled 1 20-sided die: 1
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 20-sided die: 3

T3chn0Namagomi: (...Why me?)
Der DWSage: (...Indeed.)
GC130A
: (*amused*)
T3chn0Namagomi: (GC loses for being amused)
GC130A: (I'll take that loss! It was worth the laugh.)
Der DWSage: (It still hits, however. It's just not a crit. And he doesn't lose for being amused.)
Der DWSage
: (I give it my GM approval.)
Der DWSage
: *Apparently, that dark magic is hitting him a little bit, and he only manages a slight thrust into Kamos' back...*
OnlineHost
: Der DWSage rolled 1 6-sided die: 1
Der DWSage: *...Dealing 33 damage*
T3chn0Namagomi
: *flinches*
T3chn0Namagomi: (...you call that SLIGHT?)
GC130A: (That looks to have been a light attack.)
GC130A: (._.)
Der DWSage: (>_> Sorry, mistyped. 23 damage. But yeah, it's painful. You WERE stabbed in the back.)
Der DWSage
: (*Nods* 30 damage before the combat armor.)
T3chn0Namagomi
: -V- Right! You two, head through! *motioning to Xevan and GC's character* You, cover the way through! *to Kel*
A Rockin SN: NOW yer talkin'!
A Rockin SN
: *turns around, and ... sheathes his sword?*
Arch mage144
: *rushes past the guard at the earliest opportunity*
T3chn0Namagomi
: *also rushes past the downed guard, and through the passage*
GC130A: *glances between the two* Nothing to be done for it now.... *tosses Kamos a Darklight as she runs after Xevan*
T3chn0Namagomi: *Darklight?*
OnlineHost: GC130A rolled 1 6-sided die: 2
Der DWSage: *The guard would definitely be menacing...*
Lithaladhwen
: (Incidentally, in the other room, a mage set Kumo on fire. Holly raked a razor whip across his face and blinded him. Shoujo friendship power is good. Now back to your regularly scheduled battle.)
GC130A
: *Spell. For 18 HP healing*
T3chn0Namagomi: So you're a healer, I see...
Arch mage144: Are you complaining?
GC130A
: After a fashion.
Der DWSage: <_<
Der DWSage
: (GC, Dan, and guard roll for initiative.)
OnlineHost
: Der DWSage rolled 2 6-sided dice: 6 3
OnlineHost: GC130A rolled 2 6-sided dice: 2 1

Der DWSage: (13 for the guard...)
A Rockin SN
: (Roll mine?)
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 2 6-sided dice: 2 4
GC130A: (9)
Der DWSage: (Right, forgot for a moment.)
T3chn0Namagomi
: Not at all
T3chn0Namagomi: Surprised, but pleasantly.
Der DWSage: (>_> And Dan gets 11.)
Der DWSage
: *Going for the mage seems the smart thing to do. So he does so!*
OnlineHost
: Der DWSage rolled 1 20-sided die: 10
OnlineHost: GC130A rolled 1 20-sided die: 11

GC130A: (22!)
Der DWSage: (25. So sorry. :{ )
Der DWSage
: (Actually, wait. No it's not. *Made a mistake!* It's 21. You got lucky. >: )
GC130A
: (:D!)
Der DWSage: *And he just barely misses*
Der DWSage
: (Dan's turn. Dan?)
GC130A
: Ish! *ducks* You handle this guy? *to Kel*
A Rockin SN: (Aye)
A Rockin SN: HAA! *charges the guy... And tries to slam into him, body and all, elbow first*
OnlineHost
: Der DWSage rolled 1 20-sided die: 20
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 20-sided die: 7

Der DWSage: (And Dan crits. ._.)
T3chn0Namagomi
: (Actually, Dan misses. Dan's the latter of the two)
Der DWSage: (When I do it for attacker-defender, the attacker goes first. It's a style thing of mine.)
T3chn0Namagomi
: (OH.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Right.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Nevermind then)
T3chn0Namagomi: (For the count, 105 MP, 2 uses of X-Magic remaining)
Der DWSage: (So, uh, what exactly is Dan trying to do? Kick-equivalent, or is it a tech?)
Arch mage144
: (Aren't Kamos and Xevan running down the hall toward Kumo et al?)
A Rockin SN
: (Consider it a tech. I warned you I didn't have any yet, but he IS a wrestler)
T3chn0Namagomi: (They are)
Arch mage144: (OK.)
Der DWSage
: (>_> Dan should tell me what this tech does.)
Der DWSage
: (Otherwise, it's going to be a kick.)
T3chn0Namagomi
: (Dan indeed SHOULD tell.)
A Rockin SN: (It's a BODYSLAM.)
A Rockin SN: (Damage and potential proning)
Der DWSage: (Right. Damage of a kick it is.)
OnlineHost
: Der DWSage rolled 2 6-sided dice: 3 1
Der DWSage: *That's a good 23 damage. Huzzah!*
Der DWSage
: *And yes, he's knocked on his ass.*
Der DWSage
: (GC?)
GC130A
: Nice one! *takes a look at the doorway, casts Barbed Shield on Kel and sprints off after Xevan and Kamos*
Der DWSage: (Right. You'll get there in another two rounds time, by following the sounds of fighting.)
GC130A
: (Excellent.)
Lithaladhwen: (And the sounds of Elvish battle hymns coming from Holly.)
Der DWSage
: *Meanwhile, the guard is getting up. What's Dan doing?*
Der DWSage
: *And by Dan I mean Kel*
Lithaladhwen
: (Ought to be easy to locate. >_> )
A Rockin SN
: *he's going to jump on him... And try to GOUGE HIS EYE OUT.
GC130A
: (...that's a bad thing, right? :P)
Der DWSage: (Called shot, I'm assuming? I'll give it the same as shooting an arrow at his head. >_>)
A Rockin SN
: (Aye)
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 20-sided die: 6
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 20-sided die: 6

Der DWSage: *Amazingly enough, the Dwarf actually manages to jump on him. He does not manage to gouge his eyes out, but he has reduced the moogle to hand-to-hand, instead of staying at a distance*
GC130A
: *They are about the same size, to be fair.*
Der DWSage: *They are. But his halberd is out of the fight for now!*
OnlineHost
: Der DWSage rolled 1 20-sided die: 4
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 20-sided die: 13

Der DWSage: *And he simply can't break that grapple Kel has.*
A Rockin SN
: *is sure as hell trying again!*
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 20-sided die: 11
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 20-sided die: 6
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 6-sided die: 5

Der DWSage: *...The Guard drops. He's either dead or definitely unconscious*
Der DWSage
: *However!*
Der DWSage
: *That other guard is groggily coming to behind him. Kel should do something about that. :{*
A Rockin SN
: *turns around, and goes to punch him right in the face*
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 20-sided die: 2
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 20-sided die: 3

Der DWSage: *The guard is groggy enough that Kel doesn't miss. The sap*
OnlineHost
: Der DWSage rolled 1 6-sided die: 2
Der DWSage: *And he's hit for a mighty 16damage. Ow.*
A Rockin SN
: (Is the first guard eyeless?)
Der DWSage: (He is. He's so very dropped.)
A Rockin SN
: *takes out the sword... And keeps the eye*
Der DWSage: (On that note, on the sword...)
Der DWSage
: (Shortsword? That seems most fitting for a Dwarf. >_> )
A Rockin SN
: (Aye)
GC130A: (Weak.)
A Rockin SN: (Well, it's pretty long for him. =P)
GC130A: (He needs to one-hand a zweihander Auron-style.)
A Rockin SN: (He's four foor two!)
T3chn0Namagomi: (GC, he is not Zengar Zanbolt. He is not the Sword that Cleaves Evil. He does not have the Zankantou. XP)
Der DWSage: (At most, I think he'd have a Sabre.)
GC130A
: (I know. But a man can dream, can't he? ='( )
A Rockin SN: (Does the other guard have a helmet?)
Der DWSage
: (No, actually.)
A Rockin SN
: (either of them?)
Der DWSage: (Nope.)
Der DWSage
: (Nor do any of the guards they've seen.)
A Rockin SN
: (Okay.)
A Rockin SN: *tries to follow the girlie as fast as he can, kicking the previously waking guard in the head as a side-thought as he does*
Der DWSage
: *Aaand that wraps up the battle in here as much as possible, I suppose.*
A Rockin SN
: (Yay, I got an eyeball!)
GC130A: (Eye heartily approve!)
A Rockin SN: (Eye eye!)
GC130A: (Listen 'ear, eye nose what you nose.)
Der DWSage: (You're both horrible.)
T3chn0Namagomi
: (You fail at being Izumi.)
GC130A: (Only because we don't speak Japanese. :P)
Der DWSage: *And as the Mazoku enters the room where fighting is, she sees the crew, a rather dead mage, an archer keeping an arrow pointed at everyone, and...the Guard Captain holding onto Kumo. Tightly.*
Der DWSage
: *If it weren't for the fact that he's already blue, Kumo would be turning a different color*
Der DWSage
: (And still Holly's turn. Is she holding?)
Lithaladhwen
: I don't have to attack you. *casts a spell on Kumo again, this time to aid his ability to fight. He gets a +4 bonus to AT, including a check to get out of that grapple.*
Lithaladhwen
: We're not alone anymore.
GC130A
: IM: Whoa, whoa!
T3chn0Namagomi: (Okay...is Kamos still behind the guard?)
Der DWSage: (Nein. He would've been rushing into the room-the Guard is facing the entrance now.)
GC130A
: *skids to a halt* What's all this, then?
T3chn0Namagomi: (Right.)
Der DWSage: e_e
OnlineHost
: Der DWSage rolled 1 20-sided die: 12
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 20-sided die: 1

Der DWSage: *...Kumo manages, through a quick bite to an unprotected thumb, to get out of the Captain's grasp*
Der DWSage
: SHIEST!
Der DWSage
: *Drop!*
Der DWSage
: *Kamos may now open fire. :{*
T3chn0Namagomi
: *and Kamos gets up, slinging the gun, taking out the bardiche, and as he takes his first step toward the captain, clicks the heels of his greaves together...*
OnlineHost: T3chn0Namagomi rolled 1 20-sided die: 15
T3chn0Namagomi: (Damnit. So close.)
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 20-sided die: 20
T3chn0Namagomi: (Er, that was a COU check)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Boots failed to be activated)
Der DWSage: (Ah. >_>)
T3chn0Namagomi
: *noting that the fucking things STILl DON'T WORK PROPERLY, Kamos attempts to go for a more accurate strike, augmented by his drug-enhanced speed and perception*
T3chn0Namagomi: (Light attack)
OnlineHost: T3chn0Namagomi rolled 1 20-sided die: 9
Der DWSage: (I'm still keeping that last roll. Kamos' total?)
T3chn0Namagomi
: (29)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Stupid boots)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Kamos needs a COU boost upon next levelup)
Der DWSage: *Aaaand the guard manages to side-step the bardiche. He's swearing in that freaky language of his, too*
Der DWSage
: (Xevan!)
T3chn0Namagomi
: IM: And that is why I told you to attack, damnit!
Arch mage144: *steps back, draws a circle in the air with one finger, then completes his runic drawing with two hand motions like sideways V's*
Arch mage144
: *Kumo, unless he wishes to resist, suddenly finds himself totally transparent*
Arch mage144
: (Invisibility.)
Der DWSage
: *Is totally transparent! Thank goodness!*
Arch mage144
: IM: A parlor trick, but potentially useful...
OnlineHost
: GC130A rolled 1 20-sided die: 18
GC130A: (Ignore that.)
Arch mage144: IM: Much harder to make a pincushion out of him if he can't be seen.
Der DWSage
: (Aaaand...)
OnlineHost
: Der DWSage rolled 1 4-sided die: 3
Arch mage144: IM: ...a moogle pincushion...now there's an idea...
Der DWSage
: *Well fuck.*
Der DWSage
: *Seems you folks woke up the neighbors.*
Arch mage144
: *it happens*
Der DWSage
: *This is proven as one rather large Moogle-easily as big as Xevan, only a lot broader-a flanking spearMoogle, and what seems to be a mage tromp their way up the hall!*
Der DWSage
: IM:I told you lot to RUN! Not rescue!
Arch mage144
: IM: All this for one moogle...
Der DWSage
: *Oh, and that one archer? Totally taking a potshot at Kamos. Then the Mazoku can act*
OnlineHost
: Der DWSage rolled 1 20-sided die: 9
OnlineHost: T3chn0Namagomi rolled 1 20-sided die: 9

Der DWSage: (18.)
T3chn0Namagomi
: (I'm calculating.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (I listed it wrong on the damn board sheet. >.<)
T3chn0Namagomi: (40)
Der DWSage: (It's 24+9+...what's the other 5 coming from?)
Der DWSage
: (Also, hell. I messed up the calculation, though he misses anyway.)
T3chn0Namagomi
: (10+9+4 missile evasion+2*5 AGI+7 INT)
Der DWSage: (Ah, well then.)
T3chn0Namagomi
: (Critical miss!)
Der DWSage: *He totally misses. Whups*
Der DWSage
: (Actually, no. It's a 28, not 18. >_>)
T3chn0Namagomi
: (Oh)
Der DWSage: (I forgot to add his rank.)
T3chn0Namagomi
: (Either way)
GC130A: IM: Whoa, that is way too many...
GC130A: We've got incoming! Lots of them!
Der DWSage: (28 is not 15 less than 40.)
Der DWSage
: (But yeah. It's a miss.)
T3chn0Namagomi
: (Still a miss)
Arch mage144: Then they will die!
T3chn0Namagomi
: This just got a lot more fun...
Der DWSage: *Thud, thud, thud-my but that's a big Moogle coming down the hall. He'll be able to rip you up next turn...*
GC130A
: A few more than that!
T3chn0Namagomi: (5 on 6, eh?)
Der DWSage: (Sharell's turn, if she wishes to do anything!)
T3chn0Namagomi
: (Well, 5 on 5 now)
GC130A: *gets to a somewhat more defensible position and casts Aura!*
Der DWSage: *Aura is cast! It is not denied!*
Der DWSage
: *However, that Shiny-armored Moogle finally manages to pick up a weapon-a warhammer, perchance-and SWINGS at whoever's closest...and that happens to be Kamos*
OnlineHost
: Der DWSage rolled 1 20-sided die: 9
OnlineHost: T3chn0Namagomi rolled 1 20-sided die: 11

T3chn0Namagomi: (31)
A Rockin SN: (La la la..)
Lithaladhwen: (Dan has obviously gone off on a picnic, singing LA LA LA)
Der DWSage
: (33. Just enough.)
GC130A
: *Incidentally, +3/+3 to AT/PA. If that effects the outcome any.*
GC130A: *Aura gives, affects
Der DWSage: (...It does, actually! Kamos evades.)
T3chn0Namagomi
: (Yeah. Just barely)
Der DWSage: (If he hasn't factored it in yet.)
T3chn0Namagomi
: (I haven't.)
GC130A: (Whee. :D)
T3chn0Namagomi: (That raises it to 34)
Der DWSage: *Moogle SMASH puny gunman...well, almost. Kamos finds that he just barely evades having permanently squished toes*
T3chn0Namagomi
: *blocks via bardiche!*
Der DWSage: e_e Kondika!
Der DWSage
: *So totally getting to a better position...and uses his turn to pull that arrow out of his leg and pour one of those potions into it*
Der DWSage
: (Holly!)
T3chn0Namagomi
: Kiruzhai! Aoe-nu suuru tiri!
GC130A: IM: Common, you fucks! Do you speak it?
Der DWSage: IM:All he did was call him a murderer.
Der DWSage
: (GC almost, but not quite, makes his parody check.)
Lithaladhwen
: *Using her singing as she was before to ease the casting of magic, she casts a spell on Xevan to increase his defenses and give him some more protection. He gets +4PA for four rounds.*
Arch mage144
: (Man, that's a cumulative +7 PA.)
Lithaladhwen
: (Yay for mad party support from multiple sources.)
Der DWSage
: (Indeed. Kumo has the same buff.)
T3chn0Namagomi
: *and Kamos shifts his feet, clicking the heels together once more. The damn things need to work, like the asshats they are (Activation check)*
Der DWSage: (Aaaand kamos!)
OnlineHost
: T3chn0Namagomi rolled 1 20-sided die: 6
Der DWSage: (I laugh at his puny failure.)
Arch mage144
: (There's no place like home?)
T3chn0Namagomi
: *FUCK YOU IN THE NECK, MOTHERFUCKING GREAVES!*
Der DWSage: (*Gives his derisive GM laugh*)
T3chn0Namagomi
: (</Penn and Teller>)
T3chn0Namagomi: (FUCK! LAG!)
Der DWSage: (Stubborn greaves, Nama?)
GC130A
: (They are being very obstinate to him.)
T3chn0Namagomi: *Realizing that these assholish things really hate him, Kamos goes for another, now augmented by magic, light strike, before moving back quickly further from the death squad*
Arch mage144: (They're called stubborn greaves for a reason.)
Der DWSage
: (Well, yes, but that's the name. I thought you were only allowed to try that once per day?)
T3chn0Namagomi
: (No. They only ACTIVATE once per day.)
Arch mage144: (Nama is correct.)
Der DWSage
: (Ah, well then.)
OnlineHost
: T3chn0Namagomi rolled 1 20-sided die: 14
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 20-sided die: 19

T3chn0Namagomi: (37)
T3chn0Namagomi: (I hate you and your die rolls.)
Der DWSage: (=D)
Der DWSage
: (Actually, that ties. 37.)
T3chn0Namagomi
: (...what the hell happens in a tie?)
Der DWSage: (So he only barely made it. That make you feel better?)
Der DWSage
: (And defender wins ties.)
Der DWSage
: (I looked it up earlier.)
T3chn0Namagomi
: (Gah.)
Arch mage144: (Sage is correct.)
T3chn0Namagomi
: (Still doesn't hit.)
Der DWSage: *Parries himself-but this leaves him open to any OTHER blasts people wish to throw at him*
Der DWSage
: Color*
T3chn0Namagomi
: *if preferable, is behind cover!*
Der DWSage: *Behind the Moogle is probably enough cover.*
Der DWSage
: *Anyway. Xevan! And those other Moogles are close enough to attack now...*
T3chn0Namagomi
: (Err, preferred further away. ^^;-)
A Rockin SN: (*is probably still coming?)
Arch mage144: (How badly wounded is big chief moogle?)
Der DWSage
: (Not badly, actually. He's only been hit once, and that was with Kumo's whip.)
Arch mage144
: (OK, then.)
Der DWSage
: (And, hell. Yeah, Dwarf would be there by now.)
T3chn0Namagomi
: (Err, what about the Mind Knives?)
Arch mage144: (It only lasts one round, and it doesn't deal damage.)
T3chn0Namagomi
: (Grah. Stupid crappy die roll)
Der DWSage: (Indeed.)
Arch mage144
: *gestures powerfully at the chief moogle, a sly grin crossing his face as he delivers a verbal chant*
Der DWSage
: (Anyway. He's got a little scratch on his face, and that's about it. >_>)
Arch mage144
: Lord of nightmares, deliver sheer terror to my adversaries! Surround those who stand before me with the chill touch of your horror! PHANTASMAL TERRORS!
OnlineHost
: Arch mage144 rolled 1 20-sided die: 9
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 20-sided die: 5

Arch mage144: (Also, he's going to boost that with Birthed from Darkness if there's enough shadow in the area)
Lithaladhwen
: (Xevan is adorable sometimes. With his horrible sadism and frightening spell selection.)
Der DWSage
: (There would.)
Arch mage144
: (25)
Der DWSage
: (Now hold on a moment...checking something.)
Arch mage144
: (Wait no)
Arch mage144
: (30.)
Arch mage144
: (15+4+2+9)
Der DWSage
: *Unfortunately for Xevan...the moment he casts that spell, the armor freaking glows, repulsing the shadow magic. Xevan's shadowy spells are no match for enchanted armor!*
Der DWSage
: *Poor Xevan*
Arch mage144
: *swearing in drow*
Lithaladhwen
: IM: If Xevan can't touch him, I certainly won't be any good. I just have to take care of the rest of us.
T3chn0Namagomi
: IM: Well, I gave her a tactical option...and she refused it, apparently.
Der DWSage: *Aaaand HELLO MOOGLE!*
Lithaladhwen
: (What the hell is Kamos talking about?)
T3chn0Namagomi
: IM: Looks like I'll need to create my own distractions to get through that bastard's armor
Der DWSage: (He told Holly to rush the big guy with her whip.)
Der DWSage
: (<_< Anyway. Sharell will go after this first Moogle.)
Der DWSage
: *My, my, but that's a big Moogle behind Xevan.*
Arch mage144
: (OK, I just meta-googled. I forgot which text box I was in and searched for "google.com" at google.com.)
Lithaladhwen
: (When did he do that?)
T3chn0Namagomi
: (Right before she buffed Kumo's AT.)
Lithaladhwen: (That was... a really long time ago. o_o )
Lithaladhwen
: (That was a few rounds ago. I thought you meant recently.)
T3chn0Namagomi
: (Regardless...hn.)
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 20-sided die: 10
Der DWSage: (31)
Der DWSage
: (And yes, that's directed at Xevan.)
Lithaladhwen
: (Get our ally out of the man's arms before my ally shoots the poor kid is certainly a non-"tactical" option, Nama. =P )
T3chn0Namagomi
: (XP)
Lithaladhwen: (She thought it was a decent idea, and as it turns out Kumo did get away so Kamos could shoot the dude.)
T3chn0Namagomi
: (He was actually going to use that bardiche--good risk of those rifle shells not getting through the armor)
Lithaladhwen: (My point stands.)
Der DWSage
: (Kumo would like to support that point.)
Der DWSage
: (The other point would make Swiss Moogle.)
Arch mage144
: (Sounds tasty.)
Lithaladhwen
: (Also, rushing people with your weapon when you have an arrow in your chest is doubleplusunwise.)
Der DWSage
: (There is that!)
T3chn0Namagomi
: (Okay, didn't remember the arrow-in-chest part)
Der DWSage: (Anyway, Xevan should give me a PA roll.)
T3chn0Namagomi
: (Anyway, yeah.)
OnlineHost: Arch mage144 rolled 1 20-sided die: 15
Lithaladhwen: (Yeah, well. She did remember. It was her chest.)
Arch mage144
: (34, counting buffs.)
Der DWSage
: (He dodges!)
Arch mage144
: *sidesteps!*
Der DWSage
: *That's an AWFULLY big hammer Xevan just stepped out of the way of. It's got a head on it as big as Kumo*
Der DWSage
: (Sharell!)
A Rockin SN
: (I'll take my turn when you let me)
Der DWSage: (You're after the third reinforcement Moogle.)
T3chn0Namagomi
: (KWIK!!! SPAAHMM MORR ZERORS!)
Lithaladhwen: (Initiative is how the GM fucks you using randomly generated numbers combined with statistics you chose yourself. Pwnzord.)
T3chn0Namagomi
: (Nah. That's the AT roll)
Lithaladhwen: (*laugh*)
GC130A
: *grimaces* We need to get out of here! They're all coming!
Lithaladhwen: We can't leave without what we came for! We knew this could happen!
T3chn0Namagomi
: Where's that idiot with the bad facial hair when we need him?
Lithaladhwen: IM: Kumo's the one who needs it. Let him tell me to leave if we're going to leave.
T3chn0Namagomi
: IM: We need him to die for our benefit.
Lithaladhwen: (*snort*)
T3chn0Namagomi
: IM: Particularly distracting all of them with his accent.
GC130A: *if she's anywhere near Xevan, she'll try and give him a dagger in the eye (medium attack)*
Der DWSage: (*Playing FFMQ battle music. And boss music. And final boss music.*)
OnlineHost
: GC130A rolled 1 20-sided die: 18
Der DWSage: *I'm assuming you mean the Moogle and not the Drow*
Lithaladhwen
: (...If what?)
Der DWSage
: *Though stabbing your own ally IS an effective distraction tactic*
GC130A
: *Yeah, that.*
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 20-sided die: 2
GC130A: (30 with buffs)
Der DWSage: (Critical hit!)
GC130A
: *Meant to say his particular assailant.*
T3chn0Namagomi: (My crits. T_T)
Lithaladhwen: (Difference, that.)
GC130A
: (It's late. ;_;-)
Lithaladhwen: (A bit, yes.)
OnlineHost
: GC130A rolled 2 4-sided dice: 2 1
Der DWSage: (Aye. I kinda figured you guys would've run by now, honestly.)
Der DWSage
: (But nooo, you have to be all heroic...)
Der DWSage
: (Anyway. Damage?)
GC130A
: ((10+3)*2, so 26.)
Der DWSage: *It's a bad thing when a knife in the face only makes your opponent angry*
Lithaladhwen
: (Holly's crazy. I don't know why everyone else thinks it's okay to do this. I make no excuses for the rest of you.)
GC130A
: (Damnit, now I'm tempted to make a tech that involves stabbing the nearest ally to Confuse all enemies for 1d2 rounds.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Kamos wants his money)
Arch mage144: (Xevan can't leave Holly. >.>)
GC130A
: (Sharell shan't run off by herself.)
Der DWSage: *Even worse so when he's got a buddy willing to stab you himself*
Lithaladhwen
: (Peer pressure!)
OnlineHost
: Der DWSage rolled 1 6-sided die: 2
Der DWSage: (Er.)
OnlineHost
: Der DWSage rolled 1 20-sided die: 14
Der DWSage: (There we go. Sharell gives me a PA roll.)
OnlineHost
: GC130A rolled 1 20-sided die: 5
GC130A: (20.)
GC130A: (Wait, 19.)
Der DWSage: (Adding in your aura, I hope. 27.)
GC130A
: (Yep.)
Der DWSage: *And the Moogle with a Halberd LUNGES in!*
OnlineHost
: Der DWSage rolled 1 6-sided die: 5
PapatymisonN has entered the room.
Lithaladhwen: (Lurker off the port bow.)
PapatymisonN
: (*watchaga!*)
GC130A: (Fire harpoons!)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Fire torpedoes!)
Der DWSage: (He's finally here, albeit much too late!)
Der DWSage
: *39 damage, before any armor there may be.*
GC130A
: *has a grand total of 2 AC*
Der DWSage: *He totally ginsued you. :{*
A Rockin SN
: (Crap)
Der DWSage: (And it's Dan's turn.)
A Rockin SN
: (Give me situation? *was distracted*)
Der DWSage: (Someone ginsued Sharell. Big Moogle nearly smashed Xevan. Kumo's nowhere to be seen. And the three reinforcements? One of 'em looks magelike)
Der DWSage
: (Now would be a good time to stab someone.)
Lithaladhwen
: (Indeed.)
A Rockin SN
: *and he does! He takes out his sword, and with a yell, goes to stab Big Moogle in the back! Or side!*
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 20-sided die: 12
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 20-sided die: 4

GC130A: (Big guy has multiple parries?)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Err, which big moogle?)
T3chn0Namagomi: (There's two)
Der DWSage: (The one that nearly ginsued Sharell, I'm thinking.)
GC130A
: (We are so doomed. ._.)
Der DWSage: (Er, no. The one that nearly smashed Xevan.)
Der DWSage
: (That's what I meant.)
Der DWSage
: (>_> There's a Big Moogle on Xevan, and another big moogle on Kamos. But the first would be what he'd see immediately, so I'm assuming that one.)
A Rockin SN
: (The Xevan)
Arch mage144: (You mean the moogle attacking Xevan.)
Lithaladhwen
: (Someone who knows how many enemies there are and where they're located needs to IM me and tell me.)
Der DWSage
: (Yes.)
GC130A
: (Everybody wants to attack Xevan on accident tonight.)
Lithaladhwen: (Truth.)
Der DWSage
: (He's just that lovably stabbable character.)
A Rockin SN
: (THE XEVAN)
A Rockin SN: (You know what I mean! =P)
Lithaladhwen: IM: I don't know how much longer we can hold out here. But until I know where Kumo is we can't leave anyway.
Der DWSage
: (Anyway. Dan actually manages to crit.)
Lithaladhwen
: IM: I can't leave.
Der DWSage
: (Since I'm assuming that was a light attack.)
OnlineHost
: Der DWSage rolled 2 6-sided dice: 1 2
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: So we're going for an all-out brawl, eh?
A Rockin SN: (Yep, it was.)
Der DWSage: (32 points. He's looking pretty fucked up.)
Der DWSage
: *And hear that big Moogle bellow!*
Der DWSage
: *But hey, that Mage?
Der DWSage
: *That mage is totally healing the big Moogle that got chopped up finely*
OnlineHost
: Der DWSage rolled 2 6-sided dice: 4 1
Der DWSage: *And he's almost completely patched up*
Der DWSage
: *They've got their very own white mage!*
Der DWSage
: *And hey, here's the one on the inside again! He's going to make Kamos stew!*
OnlineHost
: Der DWSage rolled 1 20-sided die: 12
OnlineHost: T3chn0Namagomi rolled 1 20-sided die: 15

Lithaladhwen: (Nearly as tasty as Hak pie.)
T3chn0Namagomi
: (38)
T3chn0Namagomi: *blocks with his bardiche?*
Der DWSage: *And that's a miss again! But hey, he's distracting Kamos. He's not gonna let him get a potshot*
Der DWSage
: (And that brings us to the Holly/Kumo duo!)
Lithaladhwen
: (Cripes. Keen.)
Lithaladhwen
: (Who's first?)
T3chn0Namagomi
: (Holly, I think)
Der DWSage: (They go at the same time, but let's let Holly go first.)
Lithaladhwen
: (Okay.)
Lithaladhwen
: *Holly makes Kamos invisible. He gets a +10 to his next attack roll.*
Lithaladhwen
: (Go kill shit, boy.)
Der DWSage
: *Aaaand you know that hallway full of Moogles?*
Der DWSage
: *Yeah. They're suddenly getting a full treatment of aero-type spells*
OnlineHost
: Der DWSage rolled 1 20-sided die: 20
PapatymisonN: (Nice!0
GC130A: (Yay!)
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 3 20-sided dice: 15 16 11
Lithaladhwen: (They are indeed.)
Der DWSage
: (>_> Less enjoyable. But acceptable!)
OnlineHost
: Der DWSage rolled 3 6-sided dice: 6 3 3
Der DWSage: (Whoo. Two crits, actually.)
Der DWSage
: *The spearman is thrown into the ceiling, headfirst, and drops on the big hammer guy. The prior is out, and the second is prone. The medic seems to weather the storm, though...*
Der DWSage
: For the love of Ishtar, RUN! They'll all be down our throats soon!
Lithaladhwen
: I wasn't going to leave without you!
Der DWSage
: (And with that cheerful moment, Kamos!)
Lithaladhwen
: (Kamos should kill things. This is the will of Holly, passed down from on high.)
Lithaladhwen
: (Go forth. Kill.)
Arch mage144
: Shut up, Kumo.
A Rockin SN
: (Watch him roll a 1)
T3chn0Namagomi: *and Kamos, in vain hopes of doing something, clicks the heels of the boots together once more*
Der DWSage: *Yeah. His opponent is looking pretty leery of the fact that his opponent is gone*
T3chn0Namagomi
: (Activation roll!)
OnlineHost: T3chn0Namagomi rolled 1 20-sided die: 13
GC130A: (Five bucks says he crits it!)
Arch mage144: Whether you like it or not, we're all in this together.
T3chn0Namagomi
: (FUCK YOU)
GC130A: (Blast.)
Der DWSage: (Well, where's my five bucks?)
GC130A
: (Nobody accepted the bet.)
GC130A: (:P)
Der DWSage: (I totally did.)
T3chn0Namagomi
: *Anyway, Kamos moves the hell out of melee, and transforms invisibly! Nobody would know!*
Lithaladhwen: (Brian is such a sadist. He gives Kamos a magic item, sure... THAT RELIES ON DICE.)
Der DWSage
: (I retro-GMed it into existence.)
T3chn0Namagomi
: (Kamos should've gotten the damn item that gives a high COU bonus as well)
Der DWSage: (Just like I can GM a Moogle as big as a troll that hates little Mazoku. e.e)
GC130A
: (...*forks over cash*)
Der DWSage: (*Takes it* Thank you. ^_^)
Der DWSage
: (Xevan!)
T3chn0Namagomi
: (No attack. Transformed into chimera, still invisible. AGI +2, MAG +3, +30 MP, DEX -1, CHA -2)
Arch mage144: (Is Kumo wounded?)
Der DWSage
: (Slightly. At most, he's got some burnt fur.)
Der DWSage
: (Which, while not an attractive smell, isn't life-threatening.)
Arch mage144
: (And the hammer-wielding moogle that almost took his head off is still standing, yes?)
Der DWSage
: (Well, still alive. He's been knocked on his ass with another Moogle on top of him.)
Der DWSage
: (He's totally prone. >_>)
Arch mage144
: (The cleric, however, is uninjured.)
Der DWSage
: (Not uninjured. But still up and able.)
Arch mage144
: (Ah, right.)
Arch mage144
: (Well then.)
Arch mage144
: *grinning sadistically, Xevan traces some blue runes in the air--anyone who can read Elvish can see that he's drawing "moon," "cut," and "blade"*
OnlineHost
: Arch mage144 rolled 1 20-sided die: 11
Arch mage144: (30, Moonslicer, directed at the medic.)
OnlineHost
: Der DWSage rolled 1 20-sided die: 20
Der DWSage: (Today is just not Xevan's day.)
Arch mage144
: (Clearly not.)
Lithaladhwen
: (It isn't.)
Der DWSage
: *The medic practically bats the spell out of the air, giving a slight glower at the Drow*
Arch mage144
: *hisses*
Der DWSage
: (Aaaand Sharell!)
Lithaladhwen
: (Holly has buffed so many people in different ways I had to make a list to keep track. o_o )
Lithaladhwen
: (I think I'm in over my head. x_x )
Der DWSage
: (Insane, ain't it?)
Der DWSage
: (>_> Well, this is effectively NOT the way I expected this to go...)
Lithaladhwen
: (Boosted Xevan's PA, Kumo's AT, and Kumo's AC. Kamos is invisible. Then something else. Or something.)
Der DWSage
: (You folks've chosen the hard way, fighting your way in and back out!)
Lithaladhwen
: (Well, you need to adapt to the crazy crusading hero-types in your RP. And by that I mean Holly and basically no one else.)
T3chn0Namagomi
: (Kamos likes to fight)
Lithaladhwen: (Holly likes her friends.)
Lithaladhwen
: (Xevan likes to follow Holly.)
Der DWSage
: (Everyone is totally getting bonus XP for sheer gutsiness.)
Lithaladhwen
: (*laugh*)
Der DWSage
: (Except Holly.)
T3chn0Namagomi
: (And for increased difficulty?)
Der DWSage: (She's getting bonus XP for being insane.)
GC130A
: *Well! Did some of that staggering back with a cry nonsense after taking the hard hit. But with all the terrible emotions rolling off Kumo and his ghosts, takes a deep breath and heals herself right back up. (Regeneration.)*
Lithaladhwen: (Yay!)
T3chn0Namagomi
: (Hey, Kamos threw out that initial Mindblast)
Der DWSage: *Huzzah!*
Der DWSage
: (Kel's turn!)
A Rockin SN
: Aaaah No ye dun ye bloody son o' a lizard! *tries to charge and slam into the Medic Moogle!*
OnlineHost
: Der DWSage rolled 1 20-sided die: 16
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 20-sided die: 16

Der DWSage: *And it hits!*
Der DWSage
: *That mage goes down like a sack of doorknobs. :{*
OnlineHost
: Der DWSage rolled 2 6-sided dice: 6 6
A Rockin SN: (Ouch)
Der DWSage: *...And he's KO'd to boot.*
Der DWSage
: *Since Kel apparently rammed him right into a wall, or something*
GC130A
: (That leaves what, the captain?)
Der DWSage: (Yeeep.)
Der DWSage
: >_>
Der DWSage
: IM:-No escape. No way out.-
Der DWSage
: IM:Hell with it.
Der DWSage
: *CHARGE at Holly, as his nearest visible opponent!*
Lithaladhwen
: (Lovely.)
OnlineHost
: Der DWSage rolled 1 20-sided die: 15
Lithaladhwen: (And clearly the most menacing one present!)
T3chn0Namagomi
: (And an archer, IIRC)
Der DWSage: (Hey, he's desperate. Take out the mages first!)
A Rockin SN
: (It's what Kel did!)
Arch mage144: (Mmm, chili-curry beef ramen.)
Lithaladhwen
: (Want a parry roll?)
Der DWSage
: (Anyway, Holly Parries, yeah.)
OnlineHost
: Lithaladhwen rolled 1 20-sided die: 12
Lithaladhwen: (19)
Der DWSage
: (And since a charge would've been a heavy attack...)
Lithaladhwen
: (More lovely.)
Der DWSage
: (...Wait, did you add in that Aura thing?)
Lithaladhwen
: (Oh, no I didn't.)
Lithaladhwen
: (I done forgot about it.)
Der DWSage
: (Good. Because without it, he would've critted you. :{ )
Lithaladhwen
: (22?)
Lithaladhwen
: (That's no good. No crits.)
Lithaladhwen
: (No crits for you. We don't like them, we don't.)
Der DWSage
has left the room.
Der DWSage has entered the room.
Lithaladhwen: (WB.)
Der DWSage
: (Apparently, my connection doesn't want me hurting Holly.)
OnlineHost
: Der DWSage rolled 4 6-sided dice: 3 6 5 4
Lithaladhwen: (She's just that cute.)
Der DWSage
: (*Calculates* This is gonna HURT.)
T3chn0Namagomi
: IM: SHIT!
Lithaladhwen: (Yeah, well. Yeah. It is.)
Lithaladhwen
: (She has 49/60 HP.)
Lithaladhwen
: (Things can only hurt so much before she dies, really.)
T3chn0Namagomi
: (I take it this will take GM fudging in order to make her not-dead?)
Lithaladhwen: (Hey! It would get Xevan out of that whole life-debt thing.)
Lithaladhwen
: (He can go get revenge and whatnot.)
Der DWSage
: (Holy crap. Uh, that's 80 damage normally. >_> )
Lithaladhwen
: (Become a lich. Walk the land.)
Lithaladhwen
: (Eighty? Cripes.)
GC130A
: (What, without critting? Eish.)
Lithaladhwen: (After this is over, I want to know what level this guy was. The one you sent at the level-one bard. =P )
Der DWSage
: (So yeah. She's down. For the sake of PCs NOT DYING, I'll make it so that she's critically wounded, but not quite dead.)
Der DWSage
: (And he's level 4! He's just got a warhammer.)
Der DWSage
: *CRUNCH*
Lithaladhwen
: (As you wish, sir. Arigatou and grazi and merci and things.)
A Rockin SN
: 'at dinnae sound too good.
Der DWSage
: *Holly would not only be hit, hard, but she'd go flying across the room...and back into the wall of the hallway...*
Lithaladhwen
: (And she was also buffing everyone but herself, like a stupid girl.)
Der DWSage
: *And possibly make a good impression on the wall*
Der DWSage
: *There's some broken ribs, a concussion from wall-hitting, lots and lots of bleeding...*
Der DWSage
: *And wouldn't you know it? Kamos' turn.*
T3chn0Namagomi
: *Kamos clicks the boots once again (Activation roll first!)*
OnlineHost: T3chn0Namagomi rolled 1 20-sided die: 1
GC130A: (:D)
T3chn0Namagomi: (I should've taken that amulet as well. T_T)
Der DWSage: (Them dice sure do hate Kamos.)
T3chn0Namagomi
: Xevan! Hit him now! (Delaying turn until the guard effectively gets attacked in melee!)
T3chn0Namagomi: Trust me on this!
Arch mage144: IM: My magic was repelled last time...that fool thinks I'm going to rush into the fray?
Arch mage144
: IM: But...I need to get him away from Holly...
T3chn0Namagomi
: Just do it!
Der DWSage: *As a side note, is totally by Holly's side already. And preparing a medical spell...*
Arch mage144
: *draws his short sword and charges at the overgrown moogle chief*
OnlineHost
: Arch mage144 rolled 1 20-sided die: 10
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 20-sided die: 16

Arch mage144: (19.)
Der DWSage
: *Yeah, he blocks*
Der DWSage
: *And fairly easily.*
Arch mage144
: IM: Bastard...I hope that gives him the opening he wants...
T3chn0Namagomi
: *And now Kamos takes a flanking position, invisibly, hefts the bardiche above his head, and swings HARD!*
T3chn0Namagomi: (Target has been denied PA roll, I take it?)
Der DWSage: (Indeed.)
OnlineHost
: T3chn0Namagomi rolled 1 20-sided die: 3
T3chn0Namagomi: (...)
GC130A: (They do hate him.)
Der DWSage: (Excuse me while I giggle maniacally.)
Der DWSage
: (For the sake of being nice, and getting this battle over with, I'll say it hits. But it does 1d6 less damage.)
T3chn0Namagomi
: (Lemme calculate)
T3chn0Namagomi: (33)
Der DWSage: (*Nod* Okay. It hits normally. Not -quite- a crit though.)
T3chn0Namagomi
: (I hate the dice.)
OnlineHost: T3chn0Namagomi rolled 4 6-sided dice: 3 3 5 3
T3chn0Namagomi: (Ignores 10 points if that armor's metal, by the way)
Der DWSage: (Which it is.)
T3chn0Namagomi
: (54 before armor)
Der DWSage: (46 after.)
Der DWSage
: *YELLS in pain...but he's still up!*
Der DWSage
: (Kumo's just stabalizing Holly, so...Sharell!)
GC130A
: *She can see or sense him doing so, yes?*
Der DWSage: *Most likely hear and sense. But yeah*
GC130A
: (Has it been four rounds yet?)
Der DWSage: (Since the casting of Aura? 3 by my count.)
GC130A
: (Got it)
Der DWSage: (*Has since switched to Dark Cloud-Battle for the Future*)
Der DWSage
: (Kumo totally needs to get a wrench and fight depraved clowns with it.)
GC130A
: *Well! Need to put that guy down quickly. She tosses a nice wave of astral energy for ripping his aura in half. Yay! (Astral Jolt)*
OnlineHost: GC130A rolled 1 20-sided die: 2
T3chn0Namagomi: (Kamos totally needs to get a halfway decent die roll)
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 20-sided die: 7
Arch mage144: (WHY ARE YOU PLAYING HAKARIL'S CLOEN :-()
Der DWSage
: (29.)
GC130A
: (19. Ow.)
GC130A: (No, that's a different one. :P)
Der DWSage: (Yeah. I didn't expect you people to stand and fight for a reason.)
Der DWSage
: (Anyway. Kel!)
Lithaladhwen
: (You should never expect your PCs to run when you've given them every in-character reason to stay. =P )
Lithaladhwen
: (You thought Holly was going to leave him there with those guys?)
Der DWSage
: (Except for the fact that they were all capable of running when the brute squad came tramping down the hall.)
Der DWSage
: (But ah well.)
Lithaladhwen
: (Yeah, except then they didn't have what Kumo needed to not be miserable forever, which is also not cool by her.)
A Rockin SN
: (Gah, sorry about that)
A Rockin SN: *attempts to flank him, turning around in a quarter-circle, before rushing in to stab the remaining moogle in the side*
A Rockin SN
: (Consider it a light attack)
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 20-sided die: 6
A Rockin SN: (Bleh :-()
Der DWSage: *It totally hits. Poor Moogle's getting torn to shreds*
OnlineHost
: Der DWSage rolled 1 6-sided die: 6
A Rockin SN: (:O)
Der DWSage: (That's another...4 points of damage. Gotta love armor. >_>)
A Rockin SN
: (4 points! Amazing. =P)
Der DWSage: *Oh my. This Moogle is raging now.*
Der DWSage
: *Kel just pissed 'im off!*
Der DWSage
: *So he turns his attention to the dwarf...*
Der DWSage
: (Tech-Devestating blow!)
OnlineHost
: Der DWSage rolled 1 20-sided die: 6
A Rockin SN: (Crap. =O)
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 20-sided die: 4
A Rockin SN: (Double crap)
Der DWSage: (Triple crap, really. *Is still factoring in Aura*)
A Rockin SN
: (Supercrap?)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Teracrap)
Der DWSage: (Gigacheeze.)
Der DWSage
: (Okay. This is gonna hurt.)
OnlineHost
: Der DWSage rolled 4 6-sided dice: 5 2 2 2
Lithaladhwen: (Gonna hurt like last time, I'll bet. I doubt this guy has 80 HP to spare either.)
T3chn0Namagomi
: (I think this is plus 50%)
Der DWSage: (...109 damage.)
A Rockin SN
: (:-()
Lithaladhwen: (Amusing thought.)
Der DWSage
: *CRUNCH*
Lithaladhwen
: (Holly was carrying two healing potions on her when she hit that wall. Did any of the bottles break?)
Der DWSage
: *Dwarf goes flying as well!*
A Rockin SN
: *Zwweeeee! THUD*
Der DWSage: (...Do a CHA roll, to see!)
Lithaladhwen
: (I mean, you know. In addition to bones and things.)
Der DWSage
: (I'm going to substitute it for luck, really.)
T3chn0Namagomi
: (I'll take Kamos' turn, if applicable)
OnlineHost: Lithaladhwen rolled 1 20-sided die: 19
Lithaladhwen: (31.)
Der DWSage
: *One bottle breaks and would've healed Holly in mid-break!*
Der DWSage
: *This means that when Kumo gets done patching her up, she WON'T be in critical condition*
Lithaladhwen
: (*laugh* This is amusing.)
Der DWSage
: *The dwarf, on the other hand, is out cold himself*
A Rockin SN
: x_x
A Rockin SN: *doesn't even roll, with a dwarven CHA*
Der DWSage: *And that Moogle is practically raging.*
Der DWSage
: (Kamos' happy-fun turn!)
T3chn0Namagomi
: Screw this shit! I'm not letting you get the fuck away alive!
T3chn0Namagomi: *Kamos looks SEETHING after his target lived through that last attack*
Der DWSage: (Be back in a bit, folks.)
T3chn0Namagomi
: All light, burst into flames! Show unto me your final, fiery glimmer!
T3chn0Namagomi: NOW! BLAST SHELL!
T3chn0Namagomi: (X-Magic, Blast Shell x2)
OnlineHost: T3chn0Namagomi rolled 2 20-sided dice: 19 12
GC130A: (Finally! :D)
Lithaladhwen: (Now that one was nicer.)
A Rockin SN
: (Wish he did it before the last turn)
T3chn0Namagomi: (45, 38)
Lithaladhwen: (Aiiya, man.)
T3chn0Namagomi
: *as he chanted, two red energy bolts formed in the chimera's hands, and sprung straight for the wounded-and-not-dead moogle*
T3chn0Namagomi has left the room.
Lithaladhwen: (Well. I never.)
Arch mage144
: (The force of the effort blew him straight out of the room)
GC130A
: (Blasted recoil.)
Lithaladhwen: (I'll reinvite him when he gets back.)
T3chn0Namagomi
has entered the room.
T3chn0Namagomi: (Had to switch comps)
Lithaladhwen: (Ultimate nonelemetal. Moogle dies.)
T3chn0Namagomi
: (Kamos wins by Lina-ality)
Lithaladhwen: (He is pretty flatchested.)
T3chn0Namagomi
: (Even as a girl!)
Lithaladhwen: (....Yes. That.)
A Rockin SN
: (Only because Doug is afraid of boobs)
Lithaladhwen: (*laugh* I was there! Those were my boobs!)
A Rockin SN
: (Your boobs scare people Ashley, it's nothing to be proud of)
GC130A: (I gotta hear this.)
Arch mage144: (I'm not afraid of them.)
Arch mage144
: (I'm so unafraid of them that I'm willing to make direct contact with them.)
A Rockin SN
: (Then clearly you are not people!)
A Rockin SN: (*Dan logic, to the rescue!*)
Arch mage144: (Oh, the STORY. *takes it to IM*)
Lithaladhwen
: (Brian: *disappears in a puff of logic*)
A Rockin SN
: (I don't know the entire story myself)
Arch mage144: (OK, so Ash and I are at Sugoicon, we're talking to Nama.)
Arch mage144
: (And he cannot look directly at her.)
A Rockin SN
: (:P)
Arch mage144: (It occurred to us that he would look over, eyes would start downward, because she's short...)
Arch mage144
: (Then he'd catch sight of her boobs and look away terrified.)
GC130A
: (XD)
Arch mage144: (So, do we have fried moogle or what?)
GC130A
: (Der DWSage (1:42:15 AM): (Be back in a bit, folks.))
Arch mage144: (Oh.)
A Rockin SN
: (So yeah, the inside joke is that Doug is afraid of boobs.)
Lithaladhwen: (Mine have always seemed relatively inoffensive. I mean, they're not even big or anything. They just are here on the front of me where they ought to be, minding their own business.)
Lithaladhwen
: (Small.)
Der DWSage
: (Back.)
Lithaladhwen
: (But filled with menace.)
Der DWSage
: (*Backlogs*)
GC130A
: (Boobs are a terrible, terrible thing to be afraid of. ._.)
Lithaladhwen: (Hi Sage! We're talking about my breasts!)
T3chn0Namagomi
: (Yeah...Kamos is pissed and wants to finish via Lina-ality)
GC130A: (It's like being scared of breathing or something.)
Der DWSage: (Ashley's breasts are totally non-scary.)
Der DWSage
: (They're a +5 to fascination checks, too.)
Der DWSage
: (Anyway.)
Lithaladhwen
: (...Well. This I accept.)
OnlineHost
: Der DWSage rolled 2 20-sided dice: 4 3
Der DWSage: *BLAM. BLAM.*
T3chn0Namagomi
: (LINA-ALITY!)
GC130A: (Niice.)
Der DWSage: *They both totally hit!*
Der DWSage
: *Now let's talk damage...*
Lithaladhwen
: (I like the pretty lights.)
T3chn0Namagomi
: (Lemme roll damage...)
OnlineHost: T3chn0Namagomi rolled 2 6-sided dice: 3 3
OnlineHost: T3chn0Namagomi rolled 2 6-sided dice: 3 4

T3chn0Namagomi: (60, 61)
Lithaladhwen: (Heeeee.)
Lithaladhwen
: (Good boy, Kamos.)
Der DWSage
: (Ouch.)
A Rockin SN
: (Why didn't you do that before?! :P
GC130A: (If the first one... or the second one, for that matter, didn't crit.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Neither critted.)
Der DWSage: *...Dear lordy he's bleeding. But somehow, he's still not down*
Der DWSage
: *WTF.*
T3chn0Namagomi
: (To my knowledge)
Lithaladhwen: (Whiskey tango FUCKING FOXTROT)
T3chn0Namagomi
: (...HOW MUCH HP DOES HE HAVE?!)
Der DWSage: (And no, his magic defense is far too high to get critted. >_>)
Der DWSage
: *He's gotta be on his last legs, though.*
Lithaladhwen
: (I refer you to my previous statement.)
T3chn0Namagomi
: (He's taken about 200 damage by now!)
Arch mage144: (The dude only has two!)
T3chn0Namagomi
: (No Level 4 has 200 HP)
Der DWSage: (No, he hasn't. He's taken 150.)
Der DWSage
: (Well, 160.)
GC130A
: (That's a lotta Stamina.)
A Rockin SN: (I did 4 of that! :P)
Der DWSage: (It is.)
T3chn0Namagomi
: (Dude, you started him with 10, didn't you?)
Der DWSage: (Nope!)
Lithaladhwen
: (Nobody tell Zemyla about this NPC. It'll inspire him to new heights of twinkery.)
T3chn0Namagomi
: (Seriously)
Lithaladhwen: (If you tell I'll fucking kill you.)
A Rockin SN
: (PROMISE?!)
Der DWSage: (>_> He started with 7. He managed to max out his extra HP rolls-and yes, I did roll.)
A Rockin SN
: (</random reference>-)
Der DWSage: (And he's got pain resistance. That's what he's on now.)
A Rockin SN
: (NEXT TURN DAMNIT)
Der DWSage: (Anyway, yeah. Holly/Kumo, and Kumo's healing. Sharell!)
GC130A
: *How's Holly doing, by the way?*
A Rockin SN: x_@ *grumbling slowly*
Der DWSage: (And I totally didn't expect you fuckers to fight him. Seriously.)
Der DWSage
: (And Holly's alive! Just in pain.)
Lithaladhwen
: (Well, we did because we're crazy. Or rather, Holly is crazy and somehow everyone followed her.)
Lithaladhwen
: (Blame the others. I couldn't stop her.)
A Rockin SN
: (Is Kel's eyeball squished?)
Der DWSage: (Hoy. And actually, it's Xevan's turn. My mistake.)
A Rockin SN
: (The one he was carrying with him.)
Lithaladhwen: (I'm going to assume Holly isn't anywhere near-conscious, yes?)
Der DWSage
: (And...know what? Roll me a d4. On a 4, it isn't.)
Der DWSage
: (And near conscious? Yes. Has the bleeding stopped? Hell no.)
OnlineHost
: A Rockin SN rolled 1 4-sided die: 3
GC130A: (Aw, so close.)
Der DWSage: (Eyeball is squished. :{ )
A Rockin SN
: (:-( )
Der DWSage: (Anyway. Xevan could totally take this guy down now.)
A Rockin SN
: (Noooo! The eyeball!)
Der DWSage: (If it hits, he's down.)
Arch mage144
: IM: He's absorbed all of my shadow magic with that armor, so...
Lithaladhwen
: (Poor eyeball.)
Der DWSage
: (Alas, poor eyeball, we knew ye not...)
Lithaladhwen
: (I'm making a character named Horatio. That settles it.)
GC130A
: (Sadly, product development for the iBall was cut down in committee.)
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 2 6-sided dice: 2 6
Lithaladhwen: (I am NOT a committee! *storms off*)
Lithaladhwen
: (*is not Leia* *stops trying to be*)
Der DWSage
: (*Puts cinnabuns on Ashley's hair*)
Lithaladhwen
: (My hair used to be longer than hers. About six months ago.)
GC130A
: (*The cinnabuns are actually headphones. :D*)
Arch mage144: *gestures a rune in the air; anyone who can read Elvish would know that it's the rune for "persuasion"*
Der DWSage
: (GC wins for the Spaceballs reference.)
Arch mage144
: (Suggest.)
OnlineHost
: Arch mage144 rolled 1 20-sided die: 5
Arch mage144: Remove your armor!
OnlineHost
: Der DWSage rolled 1 20-sided die: 2
Arch mage144: (24)
Der DWSage
: (24. >_> Defender wins.)
Lithaladhwen
: *severe pain causing severe wincing as Holly reaches consciousness*
Der DWSage
: *Almost does it. Then realizes what he's doing*
Arch mage144
: (Yeah, can't really partial that one.)
Lithaladhwen
: *looks up and her eyes focus first on Kumo, then Xevan, then Kumo again*
Arch mage144
: IM: Damnit! None of my spells are serving me today...
T3chn0Namagomi
: (Dude, we so need a Phibrizzo here to come in and finish off the moogle!)
Der DWSage: (And now, Sharell!)
GC130A
: (A whooo, do you saay?)
Der DWSage: (You need someone to throw a fucking rock and peg him in the head.)
Der DWSage
: (That's all it'd take by now.)
T3chn0Namagomi
: (No, no! This is the part where the REAL villain comes in!)
Lithaladhwen: *shakes her head and tries to stand... with some success*
Arch mage144
: (I briefly debated using Xevan's crossbow, but the guy is not a great shot.)
Der DWSage
: Easy now...
Lithaladhwen
: I'm okay, I'm just... >_< Ow.
Lithaladhwen
: I'm sorry, Kumo.
Lithaladhwen
: I didn't mean to... *leans against the wall and tries to see some way to help* Ow.
Der DWSage
: I'm just glad you're alive.
Der DWSage
: And don't you dare stand up, unless you plan to get out of here.
Lithaladhwen
: Kumo, I-- it hurts to talk. Please don't... make me argue with you...
Der DWSage
: Then don't make me argue with you. Stay here. e_e
Der DWSage
: *Totally still on his feet, working on adrenaline by now*
Lithaladhwen
: I had another... one broke... *checks for that other potion, which she can take on her turn or at GM discretion*
Arch mage144
: *edging toward Holly*
Der DWSage
: *Now would actually be fine*
Lithaladhwen
: *does so, half to shut Kumo up*
A Rockin SN
: (GC take the turn already ;p)
GC130A: *Well! Looks around at her severely diminished supply of allies and makes with the face stabbing again. (Light!)*
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 20-sided die: 18
OnlineHost: GC130A rolled 1 20-sided die: 5

Der DWSage: (Factoring in a -6 PA penalty...)
Der DWSage
: (12.)
Der DWSage
: (And I'm not counting armor this time. If it hits, he's down)
GC130A
: (...seriously? 17, then.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (T_T My kill)
Der DWSage: (Kamos technically killed him. >_> )
GC130A
: (Sorry man, but he was gonna crunch somebody again. :[ )
Lithaladhwen: (Truth.)
T3chn0Namagomi
: (True. He just had a BoF1-style Second Wind)
GC130A: (Also, good point!)
OnlineHost: GC130A rolled 1 6-sided die: 4
Der DWSage: (This is true!)
Der DWSage
: *Stabbed. And finally falls!*
GC130A
: *blinks* o_o;
Der DWSage: *FWUMP*
T3chn0Namagomi
: *and Kamos adds insult to injury...by DECAPITATION!*
Lithaladhwen: *continues leaning on the wall and watches in something of a daze*
Der DWSage
: *Goes to check on the Dwarf in the meantime!*
GC130A
: Ack! *jumps back from that!*
T3chn0Namagomi: *Just to make sure he dies*
Arch mage144: I'm tempted to take that home and mount it on my wall.
T3chn0Namagomi
: Go right ahead.
Der DWSage: <_< How messy.
Lithaladhwen
: Kumo, is he okay?
A Rockin SN
: x_@
T3chn0Namagomi: *goes to trying to loot the corpse* He'll stay dead, that's for sure.
Arch mage144: *shrugs*
Der DWSage
: Corpse:*Has stuff!*
T3chn0Namagomi
: *What kind of stuff?*
Der DWSage: (Astral sensing, Nama? Or just looting the corpse?)
GC130A
: *checks over the dwarf as well!*
T3chn0Namagomi: *Magic stuff? Money? Anything useful or worth selling*
Der DWSage: *Is giving the dwarf a potion, since he's out of MP*
Arch mage144
: Holly, are you injured?
Der DWSage
: Corpse:*Has a few gems, obviously of fine make, a nice platinum medal, and, well, his armor. And that warhammer*
OnlineHost
: Der DWSage rolled 1 10-sided die: 10
Lithaladhwen: I think I'm-- *pushes off of the wall, and stumbles a bit before finding her footing* I'm okay.
Der DWSage
: (Dwarf regains 30 HP. Since he was below 0, anyway.)
Lithaladhwen
: You guys should check on... on Kel.
Arch mage144
: I have another potion, if you need it. That moogle hit you with surprising force.
T3chn0Namagomi
: *takes the medal and gems! And...can he carry that armor?*
A Rockin SN: x_o ... Son o' a -lizard-.
Lithaladhwen: I think *wince* that maybe that would be okay.
Der DWSage
: Armor:*Looks wearable. He is Kamos-sized*
GC130A
: *calls over* Kel's fine!
Lithaladhwen: Are you... sure you don't need it?
A Rockin SN
: That bastard 'it me like a ton o' bricks!
Der DWSage
: Or conscious, at least.
Arch mage144
: Positive.
T3chn0Namagomi
: *What about stashable?*
Arch mage144: *offers the potion*
Lithaladhwen
: *nods tiredly and takes it*
Der DWSage
: *It'd be tricky. We're talking a suit of armor, here*
A Rockin SN
: *stands up shakily* Ye alrigh' 'lil lad? Lassie?
A Rockin SN
: *Kumo and S-something respectively*
T3chn0Namagomi: Oi. Anyone willing to carry this armor? (What kind of armor, anyway?)
Arch mage144: You might as well take it. It's not like I have magic that I can use to heal you.
Der DWSage
: I'm fine, trust me.
T3chn0Namagomi
: (Full plate?)
Arch mage144: Do I look like a pack mule?
GC130A
: *nod* Yeah, just a second. *feeds off Kumo again! (Regeneration)*
Arch mage144: Carry it yourself if you want to pawn it.
Der DWSage
: (Banded mail.)
Lithaladhwen
: *drinks the potion because she's not incredibly stupid... just crazy*
Der DWSage
: (It's just nice and shiny.)
T3chn0Namagomi
: (Aha. Not TOO bad, then.)
Der DWSage: (Full plate would've been a bit much.)
GC130A
: Everybody else okay? *looks around*
Der DWSage: (Also, all you crazy fuckers are getting bonus XP for taking that guy down.)
T3chn0Namagomi
: I'm fine.
Der DWSage: (He's meant to be taken on alone, not with help. >_>)
T3chn0Namagomi
: Wait, nevermind...I forgot about an option of mine.
Der DWSage: Yeah.
GC130A
: *looks him up and down with his transformation, then shrugs!*
Der DWSage: So...Kamos?
A Rockin SN
: A moment.
T3chn0Namagomi
: Yeah?
Arch mage144: Did you get the circlet?
Lithaladhwen
: (Font issues. Dan steals font.)
Arch mage144
: Is it in this room?
A Rockin SN
: *moves to a side, and checks the eyeball* ...
Der DWSage
: o_o That's an interesting look for you.
A Rockin SN
: Nooooooooooooooooooo!!
Der DWSage
: And...no, no it isn't.
Der DWSage
: <_<
GC130A
: *winces*
Lithaladhwen: Where is it, Kumo? Did you find out?
T3chn0Namagomi
: Yeah..kinda helps in the killing department. Not so much in looks. ^^;
Der DWSage: *Sigh* Yeah.
Lithaladhwen
: Yeah?
A Rockin SN
: Tha eyeball go' squished! Son o' a lizard!
Der DWSage
: Their chieftain has it. Kind of like I expected.
Arch mage144
: I see.
Lithaladhwen
: *nod* What do you want us to do?
Der DWSage
: >_>;
Arch mage144
: I guess now we have to find him, right?
Der DWSage
: Going in after it right now would be suicide.
T3chn0Namagomi
: *starts chanting, and casting* Spirit, obey my law as I give you form. Accept this new body as your own, and my very word as absolute mandate! Rise, and bind yourself to my will!
A Rockin SN: (I'm guessing both of Kel's potions are smashied?)
Arch mage144
: We have too many injuries and have expended too much personal energy to consider another attack at this point.
Der DWSage
: Everyone's on high alert after this fight. And...we...just managed to take down some of their elite.
Arch mage144
: If that was the best they can do, I'm not afraid of further resistance.
Lithaladhwen
: *sighs, disappointed* But by the time we wait and come back, there'll be more to replace those.
Arch mage144
: But we can't be half-dead and win.
Der DWSage
: (Hm...roll me a d6. That'll let me determine where they were carried.)
T3chn0Namagomi
: *and a golem is formed out of the very stone of the floor* Carry this armor for me. *and Kamos orders the golem to hold the scale mail for him*
Der DWSage: (And, y'know. Which way he hit the wall.)
GC130A
: *inspects what else the moogle was carrying, while the tactical people do their thing*
Lithaladhwen: IM: If I felt a little... better... I think I could be more help.
OnlineHost
: A Rockin SN rolled 1 6-sided die: 6
Arch mage144: IM: An inventive solution, if possibly wasteful.
Der DWSage
: (Ouch. Um...not only are they smashed, he's got glass shards in his ass. >_>)
A Rockin SN
: (XD)
T3chn0Namagomi: Regrettably, I feel I've exerted a lot more than I initially thought.
A Rockin SN: MY BUM!
GC130A
: (Har!)
Der DWSage: <_<
T3chn0Namagomi
: ...
Der DWSage: Walk it off, you baby!
T3chn0Namagomi
: *sweatdrop*
Lithaladhwen: Well... he must be feeling better...
Lithaladhwen
: He's complaining again.
Der DWSage
: Yeah.
Lithaladhwen
: *sigh*
T3chn0Namagomi
: About his ass, no less.
Der DWSage: That Captain managed to hit him hard.
A Rockin SN
: Ah've got fuckin' glass shards in me bum!
Lithaladhwen
: I can imagine.
T3chn0Namagomi
: Yes. Now please don't show us.
Der DWSage: Pull 'em out! You're the one that was gloating about how you'd kill a hundred moogles with your bare hands!
GC130A
: *giggles* The potions? Sorry, they probably healed in.
Der DWSage: (GC tempts me for incredible evil.)
OnlineHost
: Der DWSage rolled 1 666-sided die: 646
Lithaladhwen: (Hee.)
Der DWSage
: (...Fuck yes.)
GC130A
: (...:D)
A Rockin SN: (Ouch. XD)
Der DWSage
: *Those glass shards have healed in! To remove them will take some light surgery, or possibly a masochist with a knife!*
Lithaladhwen
: (Situations like this are why I created Tassi, actually. :D )
Lithaladhwen
: (Healers should be able to cut you open like a good field medic does.)
Arch mage144
: Oh, how terrible. *smirks*
Der DWSage
: (Kumo totally could.)
Der DWSage
: (But he won't.)
Der DWSage
: *Sighs, looks over the carnage...*
Der DWSage
: (Int checks everyone!)
OnlineHost
: Der DWSage rolled 2 20-sided dice: 12 14
OnlineHost: T3chn0Namagomi rolled 1 20-sided die: 12
OnlineHost: GC130A rolled 1 20-sided die: 1

T3chn0Namagomi: (30)
OnlineHost: Lithaladhwen rolled 1 20-sided die: 16
GC130A: (13! :D)
A Rockin SN: Son o' a lizard! Ah cannae get 'em outta me bum!
A Rockin SN
: (Pass. XD)
Lithaladhwen: (25.)
T3chn0Namagomi
: *Kamos begins looting other corpses!*\
Der DWSage: (Kumo gets a 24, and...yeah.)
T3chn0Namagomi
: *looking for magical or sellable stuff*
Der DWSage: *Kamos, Kumo, and Holly see a certain archer sneaking out of the room-and as soon as he's out, WHOOSH down the hall! They each get one action before he's out of range...*
T3chn0Namagomi
: e.e I'm so kicking your ass.
Der DWSage: *And Kumo's is to yell!* He's getting away!
Lithaladhwen
: *reaches out tiredly with one hand and makes Kamos invisible again*
Der DWSage
: *And point!*
Lithaladhwen
: I think that's... all I can do.
T3chn0Namagomi
: (Kamos is invisible again, eh?)
A Rockin SN: (Oh, Brian didn't get a chance to roll)
Lithaladhwen: (Yes.)
Der DWSage
: (Hm. No he didn't.)
Arch mage144
: (What am I rolling for exactly?)
T3chn0Namagomi
: (Is Kamos able to get to him given the AGI adjustments?)
OnlineHost: Arch mage144 rolled 1 20-sided die: 19
Arch mage144: (28)
Der DWSage
: (INT check-okay, yeah.)
GC130A
: IM: Can't they let someone go? It's not like they don't know we're here...
Der DWSage: (You see the Archer-Moogle trying to flee the room. Xevan gets an action before he's out of range.)
T3chn0Namagomi
: (Can Kamos get into melee range, or not?)
Lithaladhwen: (No, Sharell. No they can't. Everyone must die.)
Der DWSage
: (Melee range, no. But he can definitely take a shot.)
Arch mage144
: *flick of the wrist*
T3chn0Namagomi
: *and Kamos casts, activating the ring on his finger, which sucks the nearby light into it!*
Arch mage144: Stop where you are!
OnlineHost
: Arch mage144 rolled 1 20-sided die: 8
Der DWSage: (Kel:Yeah! 'Cuz of those sons o' eels, me eyeball got squished and ah cannae sit!)
Arch mage144
: (Suggest. Total is 27)
T3chn0Namagomi
: Shadows underneath, underfoot, hold fast! Shadowbind!
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 20-sided die: 18
OnlineHost: T3chn0Namagomi rolled 1 20-sided die: 13

Der DWSage: *Shrugs off the suggestion like so much water*
OnlineHost
: Der DWSage rolled 1 20-sided die: 7
Der DWSage: *...But the Shadowbind holds 'im tight*
A Rockin SN
: Ah'll get 'im!
Der DWSage
: *At which point he starts swearing. A lot*
Lithaladhwen
: (Does that count as an attack spell?)
Lithaladhwen
: (Probably.)
T3chn0Namagomi
: (Holds the target to the spot, but doesn't damage)
Lithaladhwen: (I think it's offensive, though. Kamos is all visible and stuff.)
A Rockin SN
: *tries to run like crazy past the others and slam into the archers, despite his being late*
T3chn0Namagomi
: (Right then)
A Rockin SN: *archer
T3chn0Namagomi: (Archer got stopped! :D!)
Lithaladhwen: (Holly could do it one or two times, though. She's got some energy left if we want to do the equivalent of shoving Rei into the Eva with her IV and bandages. Holly can still help.)
Der DWSage
: Archer:*Slammed. Not even a need to roll*
A Rockin SN
: LEAVE 'IM TAH ME! *SO tries to gouge whenever he gets the chance*
OnlineHost
: Der DWSage rolled 1 6-sided die: 3
GC130A: *hangs her head at this display*
Der DWSage: *Eyegouged. Owfuck*
Der DWSage
: *Um, yeah. He's kinda dead after that. >_>*
T3chn0Namagomi
: *returns to looting for money, valuables, and magic stuff*
A Rockin SN: *beams happily* Ah got me an eyeball!
Arch mage144
: *shrugs* Whether they know or not is irrelevant.
T3chn0Namagomi
: <_< I'm halfway tempted to squish it just to upset him again.
Lithaladhwen: That's... that's great, Kel. I'm happy you're happy.
A Rockin SN
: *stores that one where the squished one was*
A Rockin SN
: *checks the archer for anything valuable*
GC130A
: *has not the words!*
Der DWSage: Archer:*has a few small gems. Not much else*
A Rockin SN
: *yoinks the gems* Gems! Gems gems gems gems gems!
GC130A
: *So pursues a different tack and checks around for magical stuff. Just in case Kamos misses anything.*
A Rockin SN: Eyeball n' gems! 'tis mah lucky day! ... But me bum still 'urts.
Lithaladhwen
: *waits for the others to finish and goes to stand next to Xevan*
GC130A
: *muttering* Barbaric little... senseless...
A Rockin SN: *joins the others again*
Der DWSage
: ...
Der DWSage
: I'm not even touching this.
Arch mage144
: *shrugs* IM: Violence without intelligence is simply senseless.
Der DWSage
: At all. >_>
Arch mage144
: Are we done here?
GC130A
: *Oh, and astral scan on that amulet Kamos has looted. Just in case.*
A Rockin SN: Wha's wrong lassie? *debates spanking Sha on the butt, but decides to just give her a pat on the back*
Lithaladhwen
: Kumo? If we're going... we should go.
T3chn0Namagomi
: Anyone want the warhammer?
Lithaladhwen: No.
Der DWSage
: *Nods* Yeah. Or at least go somewhere we're not as likely to get caught.
Arch mage144
: No.
Lithaladhwen
: I just ...want to sit down. I don't think I should do that here.
Arch mage144
: We should depart quickly before more guards arrive!
OnlineHost
: T3chn0Namagomi rolled 1 20-sided die: 3
A Rockin SN: Ah'll take it. Nah good at usin' et, but Ahm not wastin'!
A Rockin SN
: *takes the hammer unless someone else does before him*
A Rockin SN
: 'tis a fine weapon, 'tis.
Arch mage144
: It just might be more dense than your skull.
GC130A
: *bites her lip at Kel* Nothing. Let's get the hell out of here.
T3chn0Namagomi: *and downs one of the magic-restoring potions he looted off of a mage*
OnlineHost: T3chn0Namagomi rolled 1 10-sided die: 6
GC130A: *glances at the hammer on the off-chance* Here, let me see that.
T3chn0Namagomi: *+26 MP!*
Der DWSage: <_<
T3chn0Namagomi
: Anyone else need these?
T3chn0Namagomi: *holds up the magic-restoring potions*
Der DWSage: I definitely do.
Der DWSage
: I'm pretty much dried up.
T3chn0Namagomi
: *hands a couple to Kumo*
Lithaladhwen: *waves them away* No.
Der DWSage
: *Takes, downs!*
Der DWSage
: *So freaking downs one...*
OnlineHost
: Der DWSage rolled 1 10-sided die: 6
A Rockin SN: *shrugs and gives the hammer to Sharell*
Arch mage144
: *takes one himself*
Der DWSage
: *And another*
OnlineHost
: Der DWSage rolled 1 10-sided die: 2
GC130A: *hefts it experimentally*
Der DWSage: *For a total of 48 MP*
Arch mage144
: *unless of course that was the last one o.o;*
T3chn0Namagomi
: *Xevan gets the last one!*
A Rockin SN: 'es lighter than it seems, eh?
OnlineHost
: Arch mage144 rolled 1 6-sided die: 6
Arch mage144: *+26, woo*
Der DWSage
: *Xevan does indeed get the last.*
GC130A
: *admires the thing!* It is. You don't want it?
T3chn0Namagomi: (Man, I need to get to bed.)
Der DWSage: (We all do, I'm thinking.)
Lithaladhwen
: (It's not so late!)
T3chn0Namagomi
: (Should we hand out EXP?)
Lithaladhwen: (Lies!)
A Rockin SN
: Why wouldna I wan' it? 'es obviously good stuff. Can ye use 'ammers?
Der DWSage
: (Likely.)
GC130A
: (Mayhaps!)
Der DWSage: (*Counts up* First off, everyone gets 400 XP for sheer gutsiness and taking out the opposing crew from hell.)
GC130A
: Oh, for a baby like this I can learn. *grins*
Lithaladhwen: (*laugh*)
Der DWSage
: (Seriously. If some of them had lived longer-and not gotten blinded-they would've fucked you up. >_>)
A Rockin SN
: Leave tha 'ammers ta tha' dwarves, es what ye should know bah now.
Lithaladhwen
: (Yeah, well. We only blinded one, didn't we?)
Lithaladhwen
: (The others were totally full of the eyesight.)
Arch mage144
: (Heh.)
A Rockin SN
: (Kel has a third eye!)
Der DWSage: (*Counts up more* Holly gets 100 XP for peacefully getting the guard to let her through. Kel gets 50 XP for being the most adorable sack of excremental dwarf ever.)
Der DWSage
: (Aside from that, as I can figure...400 XP per minor guard. That's 2400. Then 1200 for the major ones altogether. 3600 split six ways is 600 XP for all.)
T3chn0Namagomi
: (1000, eh?)
Der DWSage: (Yep.)
A Rockin SN
: (Oooh, all the level 1s leveled up then)
Lithaladhwen: (1,100 for Holly.)
Lithaladhwen
: (Yayness!)
Arch mage144
: (Yayerings!)
A Rockin SN
: (I think?)
Lithaladhwen: (More Ivy techs!)
GC130A
: (Hey, that nets everyone a level!)
Der DWSage: (They did!)
A Rockin SN
: (Yay!~)
T3chn0Namagomi: (LEVEL UP!)
Lithaladhwen: (We're such fucking nerds. I love us.)
GC130A
: (Excellent. :D)
GC130A: (We so are. ._.)
A Rockin SN: (I love me too. Brb.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Kamos gained a level from that experience. HE NEEDS LEVELED UP! Or should that wait for after the RP?)
Der DWSage: (Wait, at the very least, for them getting OUT of the caverns of doom.)
T3chn0Namagomi
: (Gotcha)
Lithaladhwen: (Indeed!)
GC130A
: (Aw. Very well.)
A Rockin SN: (How much HP does Kel have again? 80 or 85?)
Der DWSage: (And Xevan gets the title:Had the worst day ever.)
Lithaladhwen
: Kumo? We'll come back as soon as we can. We'll get the circlet, no matter who's got it.
Der DWSage
: (80.)
A Rockin SN
: (kay)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Does Kamos get a title? XP)
Der DWSage: *Nods* Yeah. But going now? That's insane.
Lithaladhwen
: (Oh! Titles!)
A Rockin SN
: (Kel gets the Ass Glass title!)
Lithaladhwen: *sigh* You're probably right.
Der DWSage
: (Kamos gets 'Beat up a Moogle.')
T3chn0Namagomi
: (XD)
Der DWSage: (Holly gets 'Too Cute To Kill Off')
GC130A
: *frowns* Can't imagine your second visit will be particularly pleasant.
Lithaladhwen: (*laugh*)
Der DWSage
: (Kel gets 'Can't Sit Down.')
Der DWSage
: No, no it won't.
Der DWSage
: (And Sharell gets 'Finds Haunted Moogles Tasty.')
GC130A
: *a nod* Bring an army.
Arch mage144: I'm prepared to deal with unpleasantries.
Lithaladhwen
: Well, I'm going next time.
GC130A
: (:D)
Lithaladhwen: And you'd better not leave without me, Kumo.
T3chn0Namagomi
: I'm going next time as well...
Der DWSage: Wouldn't dream of it.
Lithaladhwen
: *nod*
A Rockin SN
: Or meh!
Der DWSage
: Now that I'd dream of.
A Rockin SN
: Shut up ye.
Der DWSage
: If you can sit down by tomorrow, maybe...
Lithaladhwen
: *tired little smile*
Der DWSage
: *Begins leading the way out, before more unpleasantries happen!*
Arch mage144
: *follow*
A Rockin SN
: Why ye little runt, I outta shave ye.
T3chn0Namagomi
: *follows, with loot-carrying golem!*
GC130A: *laughs a bit before following after!*
T3chn0Namagomi: You're one who needs to talk
Der DWSage: >_> A good kick in the pants would stop you.
A Rockin SN
: *seems surprisingly good natured about it. Maybe it's the gems. Gems gems gems gems gems gems.*
Lithaladhwen
: *grabs some food for the road on the way out*
Lithaladhwen
: They owe me dinner.
Lithaladhwen
: *eats*
T3chn0Namagomi
: *seems to be happy with his new loot*
A Rockin SN: *grabs any gems he can find*
Der DWSage
: IM:...They've already tried to kill me. What do I care?
GC130A
: Hey, that's priceless craftsmanshi... shiny and valuable and easily liquidated. *loot!*
Der DWSage: *And as they manage to get out, mostly uncontested, aside from a few guards that just fucking run, Kumo takes a look at the gem-covered statue*
A Rockin SN
: *singings* Gems, gems gems gems!
A Rockin SN
: *yoink yoink yoink*
Der DWSage
: *And he begins to take them*
A Rockin SN
: ... GEMS!
Der DWSage
: *Prying some out with a knife* Here. You guys split this between yourselves.
GC130A
: *Doing her best to preserve things intact, though. :[*
T3chn0Namagomi: That's right! Run, you bastards!
Lithaladhwen: *takes a couple of shiny things from Kumo and they disappear into pockets*
T3chn0Namagomi
: Eh, already have my share.
Arch mage144: *pockets a few gems, and attempts to lift any free jewelry*
Der DWSage
: *There are rings and gems and various other shiny things on the statues!*
GC130A
: *Anything more than passingly magical?*
Lithaladhwen: *takes a few that look nice*
T3chn0Namagomi
: On the other hand...Deeum needs a present. *grins, and snatches a nice-looking ring*
Der DWSage: *They just keep clean*
A Rockin SN
: *yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink*
Der DWSage
: (At the end, everyone gets 500 gil worth of gems.)
A Rockin SN
: *might have dragon blood*
GC130A
: *Good enough. Thefting away!*
Der DWSage: (And Kamos gets 1x nice ring.)
A Rockin SN
: I wan me 'ammer back girlie.
Lithaladhwen
: *smiles at Kamos* That's nice of you. Tell her I said hi when you get back.
T3chn0Namagomi
: Sure thing!
GC130A: *looks at him and smiles* I'll buy it off you.
A Rockin SN: 'ow much we talkin'?
Der DWSage
: *Actually, Kumo tugs on Kamos' pants leg*
T3chn0Namagomi
: *looks down toward Kumo*
T3chn0Namagomi: Hm?
Der DWSage: *And holds up a really nice ring made out of emerald itself* Here. You can probably put a good gem in this.
T3chn0Namagomi
: o.o I see...thanks.
GC130A: *looks around for a really nice-looking gem that's out of Kel's reach*
T3chn0Namagomi: *exchanges it for the one he swiped*
Der DWSage: <_< I just took it off the statue that was most impressive.
Der DWSage
: *Motions towards the one almost everyone was impressed with on the way in*
Arch mage144
: *smirks*
T3chn0Namagomi
: Ah, that one.
Der DWSage: *And they continue their trek out! There are a few otehr nice gems, but they're mostly on statues, and would need to be pried*
Der DWSage
: Yeah. I stop caring about not looting them why they try to kill me.
T3chn0Namagomi
: Yeah.
Lithaladhwen: *uses prestidigitation to clean the horrendous amounts of blood off of herself*
Der DWSage
: Ass did it just because I mentioned wanting to trade for the crown.
T3chn0Namagomi
: 9_9
Der DWSage: Blood:*Is totally cleansed*
T3chn0Namagomi
: Go figure.
Lithaladhwen: I... feel better.
GC130A
: Seriously? >_> Must be pretty precious to them.
Lithaladhwen: And you know, it figures. We'll get it from him next time. We tried to be nice about it.
Der DWSage
: *Nod*
T3chn0Namagomi
: I'm not surprised, really. People like to hang on to their treasure.
T3chn0Namagomi: We tried to be nice. It failed.
Der DWSage: Yeah, well, he didn't have to try and axe me just because I mentioned it.
Lithaladhwen
: *scowls*
T3chn0Namagomi
: So we have to kick their asses for it.
Der DWSage: <_<;
Lithaladhwen
: Next time we don't have to try. Next time we won't bother being nice.
Der DWSage
: *Walk, walk, presumably with some sort of light...*
T3chn0Namagomi
: And I've been working on a few new tricks myself...*grins in an unsettling manner*
Lithaladhwen: We'll just take it.
Arch mage144
: Agreed.
GC130A
: *to Kel!* How's... half of whatever he's paying us, and *selects some of the nicer gems she got* these.
A Rockin SN: *peer*
Lithaladhwen
: *Holly can make light if nothing else. Illusion magic has to be good for that.*
Der DWSage
: *Back to Sharell!* You're getting paid with an equal share of whatever we find!
Der DWSage
: Aside from the double-eagle a-piece.
A Rockin SN
: Hmmm.
A Rockin SN
: An we got ... hmm.
Der DWSage
: ...And Kamos can keep that armor too. I think we would've been sunk without him. >_>;
Arch mage144
: His assistance was appreciated.
Lithaladhwen
: *smiles* Thanks, Kamos.
T3chn0Namagomi
: Heh...I needed the break from the monotony
T3chn0Namagomi: And I think I'll take the armor.
Der DWSage: *Walk, walk, walk-hey, there's that entrance tunnel!*
A Rockin SN
: Hmmm. Nay, sorry lassie.
Der DWSage
: *My but it's dark*
GC130A
: *shrug* Hammer isn't really your style, you know? Here, *adds a few*
Der DWSage: *...Hell. They closed the door on 'em.*
A Rockin SN
: Dun be tellin me wha's mah style lass.
T3chn0Namagomi
: ...You've got to be shitting me.
A Rockin SN: Ye sure ye can be-
Der DWSage
: *And anyone with any astral sense will be able to tell that it's warded to hell and back*
A Rockin SN
: Gimme 'at hammer lass.
Lithaladhwen
: *sigh* Oh, come on.
T3chn0Namagomi
: ...
GC130A: *shrugs and hands it over, then notes the commotion* Holy...
Lithaladhwen: I just want to sit down. On a couch, or grass even.
Der DWSage
: ...That explains why they didn't bother to send more.
A Rockin SN
: *walks up to the door*
A Rockin SN
: *having no astral sense at all...*
Der DWSage
: Door:*Is not menacing to the magically blind!*
T3chn0Namagomi
: ...
A Rockin SN: Ah'll take care o' it! *SWING*
Der DWSage
: (Oh my.)
T3chn0Namagomi
: Greeeeeat.
GC130A: *gets behind something. Quicklike!*
T3chn0Namagomi: Now we need to find a new way out.
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 20-sided die: 18
A Rockin SN: (Ouch. XD)
GC130A
: IM: ohmygodswhatinthefuckingshitishedoing x_@
Arch mage144: .....
Der DWSage
: *By a sheer stroke of luck, he manages to EVADE the magical trap he just activated*
Der DWSage
: (That was your MDEF. Be happy.)
T3chn0Namagomi
: ...
Lithaladhwen: *takes several steps backward*
T3chn0Namagomi
: Fuck.
A Rockin SN: Wha' in tha Shuman?
Arch mage144
: ...excuse me.
Der DWSage
: *However, he IS thrown back into the group, a little dwarven bullet*
OnlineHost
: Der DWSage rolled 1 6-sided die: 3
T3chn0Namagomi: *steps to the side*
Der DWSage: *...Right into Kumo*
A Rockin SN
: *Zwee!*
Arch mage144
: (Mind if I use Dispel Enchantment despite the fact that I forgot to put it on my sheet? It's a rank 4 spell.)
Der DWSage
: (Go right ahead.)
Lithaladhwen
: Kumo! *Drops to one knee to check on the moogle, wincing at the impact*
Lithaladhwen
: Ow.
Lithaladhwen
: Are you okay?
Der DWSage
: *Groans*
A Rockin SN
: Ach.
Lithaladhwen
: Kel? You all right?
Der DWSage
: @_@ No...more...dwarves. Ever...
A Rockin SN
: Sorry 'lil laddie.
T3chn0Namagomi
: You've got to be shitting me...damnit.
Arch mage144: *quirks his eyebrow and traces some runes in the air, this time the Elvish runes for "banish," "dispel," and "disjoin"*
OnlineHost
: Arch mage144 rolled 1 20-sided die: 7
Lithaladhwen: (Needs more pargon.)
GC130A
: *gets out from behind whatever she hid behind!* You...
Arch mage144: (My check total is 26.)
Der DWSage
: (I'm afraid that's not good enough. You activate a trap yourself. Poor Xevan gives me an MBlock.)
Arch mage144
: (Ow.)
OnlineHost
: Arch mage144 rolled 1 20-sided die: 4
Arch mage144: (21.)
A Rockin SN
: (What's MBlock based off of again?)(
Der DWSage: *Xevan will feel as if he's just been mentally bitch-slapped for trying that*
OnlineHost
: Der DWSage rolled 1 4-sided die: 4
Der DWSage: *And he takes 16 points of MP damage*
T3chn0Namagomi
: (2*COU+INT+10+1d20)
Der DWSage: (Aye. I've got it on your sheet, Dan.)
Lithaladhwen
: Xevan! *stands quickly*
Lithaladhwen
: Are you okay?
Arch mage144
: *drops to one knee*
Arch mage144
: ...fuck...*rubbing his eyes*
Lithaladhwen
: *drops down next to him*
T3chn0Namagomi
has left the room.
Der DWSage: (Xevan is totally having the worst day ever. :{ )
Lithaladhwen
: (Oops. Lost Nama.)
T3chn0Namagomi
has entered the room.
GC130A: (He so is.)
Lithaladhwen: (I'll reinvite him when he gets back.)
Der DWSage
: (...He's back already.)
Lithaladhwen
: (Oh, this is true. Observation skills, not so good.)
Arch mage144
: ...most unpleasant.
A Rockin SN
: So, 'ow many traps left on 'is thing?
Lithaladhwen
: You sure you're all right, Xevan?
T3chn0Namagomi
: ...It probably resets
Lithaladhwen: Kamos is right. I don't think there are a set number of trap layers on this. Just the one really good one.
Der DWSage
: <_< I dunno how it works...but...
Der DWSage
: I think if someone touches it, they get thrown off.
GC130A
: *inspects and knocks on the wall next to the door*
Der DWSage: If someone magically works at it, they get an astral jolt.
Der DWSage
: I could feel that from over here, Xevan.
Der DWSage
: Wall:*Doesn't seem overtly menacing. Just thick*
Arch mage144
: ...yes, well. Imagine how it felt to me.
T3chn0Namagomi
: Do these guys have alternate exits to this place? I wouldn't think that they'd just have one way out.
GC130A: *pulls a mana potion* Hey, Kamos. Can you make another of those things *indicates golem* out of this? *knocks on the wall again*
T3chn0Namagomi: Not really...
Lithaladhwen: *offers Xevan a hand* I think we should back off a few steps. At least.
T3chn0Namagomi
: It gets tricky controlling them when you have more than one in the same spot.
Der DWSage: >_>;
T3chn0Namagomi
: Verbal commands and all
Der DWSage: Perhaps you could try and blast it open?
Arch mage144
: *steps away from the door*
T3chn0Namagomi
: I could try...
Der DWSage: *To Kamos, natch*
Lithaladhwen
: *pushes herself back to her feet and follows him*
A Rockin SN
: Or send tha golem ta smash it!
GC130A
: *steps well away at this and keeps a nervous eye on the ceiling*
Der DWSage: That might be a spectacularly bad idae.
Arch mage144
: I imagine that the golem would suffer a similar fate.
Der DWSage
: idea*
GC130A
: *incredulously* What, and crush Kumo again?
Der DWSage: >_> And. Uh.
Der DWSage
: Right.
Der DWSage
: *Moves to hide behind the dwarf. They're stocky and all*
T3chn0Namagomi
: *chants, and holds his left wrist with his right hand* All light, burst into flames! Show unto me your final, glimmering spirit! Now! Blast Shell!
Der DWSage: (Show me that lovely MATK!)
OnlineHost
: T3chn0Namagomi rolled 1 20-sided die: 6
T3chn0Namagomi: (32)
Arch mage144: IM: This will go poorly.
Der DWSage
: (...Show me that lovely Missile Evasion.)
GC130A
: IM: I think those enchantments should hold... *eyeing auras on the ceiling*
T3chn0Namagomi: (Wait, missile evasion? Wouldn't a rebounded magic attack use MBLK?)
OnlineHost: T3chn0Namagomi rolled 1 20-sided die: 4
T3chn0Namagomi: (Is the stimulant still in effect?)
Der DWSage: (I'm changing it up just a bit here. And I'll assume yes.)
Der DWSage
: (Anyway. You manage to dodge. Barely.)
T3chn0Namagomi
: (34, yeah)
Der DWSage: (...)
Der DWSage
: (Odds, it hits a party member for 10 damage. Evens, it hits wall.)
OnlineHost
: Der DWSage rolled 1 6-sided die: 6
Der DWSage: (Wall it is.)
GC130A
: *dives!*
T3chn0Namagomi: *sidesteps*
A Rockin SN: *stays right there*
Der DWSage
: *And it is FLUNG from the door, right over Kamos' head, and a good inch or two into the wall!*
Lithaladhwen
: *sighs*
Der DWSage
: *Revealing that behind the limestone is...more limestone*
T3chn0Namagomi
: ...
Lithaladhwen: *gives up on the door for a moment and slides down to the floor with her back against a wall that hasn't attacked anyone*
Der DWSage
: (Wall:6.6 I'm so lonely. The mimics all make fun of me...)
Der DWSage
: ...Right.
A Rockin SN
: Ah ain' sittin' down! ... Ah mean, Ah ain' resting!
Arch mage144
: *glad he's on his knees*
Arch mage144
: ...that was brilliant.
T3chn0Namagomi
: *sits down*
Lithaladhwen: I think I'll feel better if I sit for a bit.
Der DWSage
: 9.9 Oi...
Arch mage144
: It deflects people who touch it and my dispel was ineffective.
A Rockin SN
: Ah hate ye all!
Lithaladhwen
: I just ...kind of don't feel right.
Arch mage144
: So your decision is to blast it?
Der DWSage
: So, their plan is to starve us in here.
T3chn0Namagomi
: Cute.
Lithaladhwen: Kel, please knock it off.
Arch mage144
: I have no plan to starve.
A Rockin SN
: Starve us? In 'eir fort?
Der DWSage
: >_> Hey, it wasn't any less effective than anything else.
Arch mage144
: IM: I'll eat the moogle first.
GC130A
: Ah, well that's unfortunate for them, because they're made of meat.
Arch mage144: Isn't there still a buffet back there?
GC130A
: *Is joking!...maybe?*
A Rockin SN: Tha lassie thinks well. Ain' nice fer tha small guy.
Lithaladhwen
: I don't know what the range is on my telepathy, or how far it is to anyone who can help us. Or, further, if I could even reach out of this place.
Der DWSage
: Probably not.
Lithaladhwen
: I can try in a minute if you want.
Der DWSage
: And I don't know if their plan is starvation, or just to mob us as soon as they can.
Lithaladhwen
: Mobbing. I'll bet.
T3chn0Namagomi
: Wouldn't be surprised on the latter.
Arch mage144: We lack the proper tools to dig our way out.
GC130A
: Wait, Kumo, who can open this thing up?
GC130A: They'd have to be able to, right?
Der DWSage: <_< Probably their mages.
Lithaladhwen
: *closes her eyes and leans back against the wall* The chief.
A Rockin SN
: 'ets take 'un 'ostage!Lithaladhwen: I bet you anything.
Der DWSage
: Possibly.
Der DWSage
: *Sigh*
T3chn0Namagomi
: ...Wouldn't be fucking surprised if it WAS the damn chief.
A Rockin SN: *grin* We wun kill 'eir chief, just take 'im 'ostage.
Lithaladhwen
: Kel's right.
A Rockin SN
: *nodnod*
Der DWSage
: >_> And...you know, I'm not happy that we made it here without being attacked. Again.
GC130A
: He was that guy we met earlier? He's scared of us.
A Rockin SN: 'en... We'll pluck out 'is eyes!
Der DWSage
: Yeah, but they've also got something akin to an army.
Der DWSage
: I counted ten in the first room we were in.
Der DWSage
: I don't remember fighting against ten of them at any point.
Arch mage144
: I would rather we not wait around for them to show up and pin us in here.
Der DWSage
: *Nod* Agreed.
Der DWSage
: ...So where do we go?
T3chn0Namagomi
: *groan* Might as well not let this armor go to waste...*starts taking off the Valthi armor and wears the enchanted banded mail that his irritating adversary once bore*
A Rockin SN: Ta the room with tha food!
Lithaladhwen
: We could take all the food before it gets cold.
Lithaladhwen
: It was really good.
Arch mage144
: *facepalms*
A Rockin SN
: Tha lassie's right!
Der DWSage
: ...It's not that bad an idea.
A Rockin SN
: IM: BAH! Real women 'ave beards!
T3chn0Namagomi
: IM: Heavier than I'm used to, though a bit lighter than expected...
Arch mage144: I have no better suggestions.
Lithaladhwen
: I think I might feel better with some wine in me. *winces and stands slowly* Might hurt less.
Der DWSage
: It only had two exits, and at least we won't starve.
Der DWSage
: >_>
Der DWSage
: I could try another healing spell now, Holly.
Lithaladhwen
: Don't worry about it. I don't think it's fixable.
Der DWSage
: He must've shattered a rib or ten.
GC130A
: Here, let me. You save it. >_>
Lithaladhwen: I just need to rest.
T3chn0Namagomi
: *stretches under the weight of his newly-donned armor*
A Rockin SN: Hmm!
Der DWSage
: ...So how's it fit, Kamos?
Arch mage144
: If we have time to rest, I can...prepare some defenses.
A Rockin SN
: Ye guys can heal 'gain?A Rockin SN: Lil' lad? Lassie?
T3chn0Namagomi
: Amazingly, the bastard was pretty close in size to me.
Der DWSage: *Nods* Yeah. At least somewhat.
Arch mage144
: Should we be forced to make a stand here, I intend for us to be well-prepared.
Der DWSage
: <_< And that's pretty good.
GC130A
: *a glance to Holly* Sure about that? Can't have... *a glance at a nearby wall*
A Rockin SN: If'n we can 'eal and 'eat and drink, 'en we're safe for tha time bein'!
T3chn0Namagomi
: At least I should have something a bit more protective...
Lithaladhwen: Kel...
Lithaladhwen
: You're going to tempt whatever gods watch over insane warmoogles.
Lithaladhwen
: I wouldn't call us safe.
T3chn0Namagomi
: At least the golem can serve as a sentry...
Arch mage144: IM: ...what gods do they worship?
Lithaladhwen
: Anyway. I'm okay for now. Xevan knows what to do. I intend to raid the buffet. Someone should come with me.
T3chn0Namagomi
: I'm still fine.
Der DWSage: I think the buffet room is a good idea.
Arch mage144
: If it were poisoned, I imagine I would have noticed by now.
T3chn0Namagomi
: *gets up*
Der DWSage: We can barricade the doors.
Lithaladhwen
: *nods and shoves off of the wall, headed for food*
Der DWSage
: With the table, if nothing else.
Der DWSage
: *Follows the Holly!*
Arch mage144
: If we have sufficient time to rest, I can create arcane wards to keep intruders from entering.
T3chn0Namagomi
: Again, the golem should help. Follow. *and the golem obeys*
Lithaladhwen: Thanks, Xevan.
Arch mage144
: That way we can hold them at the doorway.
Der DWSage
: *Nod*
Lithaladhwen
: *nods and heads for wine first*
Lithaladhwen
: *any warmoogles or zombies or dark gods in the buffet room?*
Der DWSage
: *None that they see!*
GC130A
: (Rule 0. :-( )
T3chn0Namagomi: Right then...
Der DWSage: (Nothing I hadn't already considered...)
T3chn0Namagomi
: Only two ways...
Der DWSage: (Anyway. Folks, I say we cut off here for the night.)
A Rockin SN
: (You considered dark gods in the buffet room?)
Lithaladhwen: (She would ignore the dark gods if they were there. She would walk past them to get food.)
Der DWSage
: (When's the next time we six can meet again?)
Der DWSage
: (And dude. Dark gods like free food as much as anyone.)
A Rockin SN
: (In thunder, lightning, or in rain?)
Arch mage144: (Tomorrow is okay for me.)
Lithaladhwen
: *glass of wine and another veggie tray for the bard*
Lithaladhwen
: (I'm here tomorrow.)
T3chn0Namagomi
: (Tomorrow...not so okay for me.)
Arch mage144: (Monday evening I have to work, and Tuesday I have to get up early.)
Der DWSage
: (Keep in mind that from the 25th to the 2nd, I pretty much won't be here.)
Arch mage144
: (Then I have class all week.)
GC130A
: (Hmm...)
A Rockin SN: (Keep in mind that you all suck. =()
Der DWSage: (*Points and laughs at Dan*)
Der DWSage
: (*And at Glassy McArse*)
Der DWSage
: (There's yer title. 'Glassy McArse.')
T3chn0Namagomi
: (Also, I am to refer to the armor as "Shadowkeeper Mail")
Der DWSage: (That works, I suppose.)
Lithaladhwen
: (Holly's "Too cute to kill off." This is well and good.)
T3chn0Namagomi
: (Kamos "beat up a moogle". That is so win.)
Der DWSage: (Well, Holly's alternate title was 'Cute even when her ribcage is in 20 more pieces than usual')
GC130A
: (Ha!)
Lithaladhwen: (She is, it's true.)
T3chn0Namagomi
: (Anyway, have to go.)
A Rockin SN: (Kel: REAL WOMEN HAVE BEARDS!)
Der DWSage
: (Night.)
Lithaladhwen
: (Bye, Nama!)
GC130A
: (Ciao!)
Lithaladhwen: (We'll figure out times in the thread, yes?)
T3chn0Namagomi
: (Night. I expect to level up by the end of next session)
Der DWSage: (Indeed.)
A Rockin SN
: (And if not? e_e)
A Rockin SN: (*loads shotgun*)
Der DWSage: (>_> Everyone is to post their available times in the OOC thread, posthaste.)
T3chn0Namagomi
: (Well, it all depends on whether or not they get out)
T3chn0Namagomi has left the room.
Lithaladhwen: (Will do, as soon as I get my schedule for classes. This requires me to reach my unreachable advisor and register for classes.)
Der DWSage
: (Righto.)
A Rockin SN
: (Silly all of you.)
A Rockin SN: (I still have a month
Der DWSage: (Ashley should apply for Shawnee State.)
Lithaladhwen
: (She should not.)
Der DWSage
: (They let you do the entire scheduling thing online.)
Lithaladhwen
: (I can, too. But I have an advisor, and she needs to remove a hold on my account.)
Lithaladhwen
: (Anyway, I'm outie. Thanks Sage! Fun was had by me!)
Der DWSage
: (G'night!)
GC130A
: (Night!)
GC130A: (Also, I will try and get a work schedule for once. x_x;-)
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PapatymisonN: Hey! There are still people in here! Neat!
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