You have just entered room "mooglecavern."
BaronDeMalta has entered the room.
Der DWSage: (By the by-was anything posted after the leaders' >_> ?)
Arch mage144 has entered the room.
Arch mage144: *silent*
Lithaladhwen: (I'll send you things. Give me a second.)
Der DWSage: Mm.
Lithaladhwen: (Font.)
BaronDeMalta: (Still tired. :-( )
Der DWSage: ...Very well. We'll do things as you say.
Der DWSage: (This is wrapping up. Stay up for another half hour at most, Dan.)
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: ...so what're we doing?
Lithaladhwen: T2Kamos: *relay plan*
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: ...as undignified as this is, I guess this should work.
BaronDeMalta: (Okay)
BaronDeMalta: IM: Hrrrrmmmm....
GC130A: IM: ...well, we're pretty much surrounded. I think this is where we ought to look shocked and outraged?
Der DWSage: >_>
Der DWSage: So, you'll all be spending a lovely night in the cells while we figure out your real fates.
Arch mage144: *looks the moogle leader in the eye and raises his hands in the air*
Der DWSage: Yes, blue one?
Arch mage144: *no, it's a gesture of surrender*
Der DWSage: *I'm going to BS that there's a culture gap. He doesn't seem to realize it*
Lithaladhwen: *moves closer to Xevan as if she were an ordinary scared teenager*
Arch mage144: ...I surrender. *drops his staff, short sword, and crossbow*
T3chn0Namagomi: *looks resigned to his fate, kneeling in surrender*
Arch mage144: *my God, he's loaded for a wizard*
Der DWSage: *Nods*
Lithaladhwen: (This is why we love him. Among dozens of other reasons.)
Lithaladhwen: *lays her whip on the floor*
Der DWSage: ...Let's see. It'll most likely be a quick, relatively painless execution, followed by burning the corpses so that we don't have to dig you a proper grave.
GC130A: *gives a low snarl and forks over her dagger*
Der DWSage: IM:Nice kids. Lots of spirit.
T3chn0Namagomi: *lays his gun, ammo, bardiche, and knife to the floor*
Arch mage144: Fantastic. I love burning.
Lithaladhwen: *side-glance to Xevan*
Der DWSage: IM:We'll have to get the Healers to take care of the fallen, at least...some of them are actually capable of reviving the dead.
Lithaladhwen: IM: And he's the one who tells me all my friends are crazy.
BaronDeMalta: *grumbles loudly as he drops his stuff, then raises his arm*
Der DWSage: *Drops his own small whip and dagger...and the gems that he looted*
Arch mage144: *scratches behind his neck with one of his raised hands and waits for some angry moogle with a pointy stick to start ordering him around in barbarian-speak*
Lithaladhwen: (They're not the kindergarteners from Recess, Brian.)
Arch mage144: (The moogle culture is and has been an ethnical chaos of savagery and barbarism.)
Der DWSage: Cheeky bugger. You even stole everything from the walls, hm?
T3chn0Namagomi: (Oh jeez. The kindergarteners.)
Lithaladhwen: *drops jewels as well, remembering them*
Lithaladhwen: IM: Right! Those.
Arch mage144: (If they were civilized they'd speak Elvish. Barring that, Undercommon, or at least Common.)
Lithaladhwen: IM: Always forget what I've got in my pockets.
GC130A: *Jewels? What jewels? No jewels here, really!*
Lithaladhwen: (Yeah, man. Even Holly speaks fluent Elvish. So she's "civilized.")
T3chn0Namagomi: *empties pockets of jewels*
GC130A: (Yes, well, so does a proper Elvish Yenta, saying every goyem is a schmuck.)
Arch mage144: (I'll cut off what the moehl left behind if you don't shut your Elvish mouth.)
Lithaladhwen: (Holly's dad is an elf. So you could say she's a practicing elf, but not an ethnic one.)
Arch mage144: (XD)
Der DWSage: (Sorry, got called away for a moment.)
GC130A: (Yes, macher.)
Der DWSage: *The lot of them are taken off to a dungeon-and Kamos is forcibly stripped of that nice, shiny armor-and they're led to a dank set of cells all to their lonesome*
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: Damnit. And it'd have been useful with all the damn undead I end up stuck fighting.
Lithaladhwen: (Each one in a cell alone?)
Der DWSage: *And because the GM is getting fed up with this, he's using his awesome powers to say that the lot of them are later freed, given back most of their stuff-nothing that they managed to loot, of course-and given opportunity to scram*
Der DWSage: *And yes, Kumo now has the circlet. Back to Doma they go!*
Arch mage144: Kumo, I'm going to need to borrow that circlet only briefly so that I can make a copy of it.
Lithaladhwen: *Back they go, indeed.*
Der DWSage: Oh, right. Of course.
Der DWSage: *And no. They were in a group cell. It was rather crowded*
Arch mage144: It should be fairly easy. *looks at the circlet*
Lithaladhwen: (Did they give Holly her flute back?)
Lithaladhwen: (Because if they didn't....*fist shake*)
T3chn0Namagomi: ...Fucking hell. With all the undead I'm stuck fighting, that armor would've been useful.
Arch mage144: Holly, let's go to a jeweler's outlet so that I can get the requisite pieces.
Lithaladhwen: Okay!
Der DWSage: (They never took the flute! Just weapons and their loot.)
Der DWSage: (Though they left Kel's squashed eye.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (And they got their weapons back, I take it)
Arch mage144: Kumo, where should we meet with you to return the circlet and the copy?
Der DWSage: (Yes indeed.)
Arch mage144: I expect that you can take it to the moogle chieftan.
BaronDeMalta: (They didn't leave the unsquashed one?!)
Der DWSage: The...Ivory Horn.
T3chn0Namagomi: (HAR HAR)
Der DWSage: (Gouged eye, I meant.)
Der DWSage: *Nods* Yeah, that should be safe enough.
Arch mage144: *nods wordlessly*
BaronDeMalta: (Yay!)
Arch mage144: I should have it for you within a few days.
BaronDeMalta: *rolls the eye between the fingers of his hand*
Arch mage144: I do expect you to pay for the materials to make the forgery.
Der DWSage: Of course.
Lithaladhwen: *sigh*
T3chn0Namagomi: >.<
Der DWSage: Circlet:*Is a simple band of gold. It's just...enchanted*
Der DWSage: *Kamos did receive his original armor*
GC130A: Hey, try it on. Let's see how well it works.
Der DWSage: *Shrugs, holds out his hand to Xevan*
Arch mage144: *gives him the circlet*
Der DWSage: *Takes, puts it on...and promptly shudders a bit*
Lithaladhwen: *gets ready to...er... do something*
T3chn0Namagomi: *Of course. He just liked the idea of having something to deal with other shadow-magic users*
Der DWSage: ...It works. I can tell that much.
Der DWSage: *Takes it off, hands it back to Xevan, and winces slightly*
GC130A: *frowns* Not as much as you'd think for the trouble. I hope it'll do the job.
Der DWSage: I...I think it will.
Lithaladhwen: Kumo. Are you okay? You look... I don't know.
Der DWSage: It's...just weird, Holly. I could suddenly feel a lot more than I normally can. A lot less cold, and a lot more warmth.
Der DWSage: Like taking off a pair of wet clothes.
T3chn0Namagomi: I see...
Lithaladhwen: *nods* Well, we'll make sure it sticks.
BaronDeMalta: Hrmm...
Der DWSage: Yeah.
Der DWSage: ...For now, let's just get back to Doma.
Der DWSage: The sooner I'm in civilization, the better I'll feel.
GC130A: IM: Why does that sound like a song...?
T3chn0Namagomi: To say the least.
Der DWSage: *Leads the way...and if there's nothing more to add, this is the end of tonight's RP*
BaronDeMalta: IM: Mah gems...
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: I SERIOUSLY hope I get paid here.
Arch mage144: *Sounds good!*
Arch mage144: *Xevan is just excited to be doing some crafting*
T3chn0Namagomi: (I spent points on Armored Casting for nothing. T_T)
Arch mage144: (You can get other armor...)
BaronDeMalta: (:-( And points in hammer for me)
Der DWSage: (And weapons. Kumo is still paying everyone, after all.)
Arch mage144: (Hoorj!)
GC130A: IM: A bloodless... well, mostly blo... no, that's not right either. I guess it's an accomplishment to say that this expedition finished without comitting genocide?
Lithaladhwen: *Holly is just excited to be of some use to her friends! Aww!!*
Lithaladhwen: (*gags*)
Der DWSage: (Now-XP!)
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: At least I'm not dead.
T3chn0Namagomi: (Yay for XP!)
Arch mage144: (*chants* GEN-O-CIDE! GEN-O-CIDE!)
Der DWSage: (Sharell got the 50 for amusing me earlier.)
GC130A: IM: ...well, without successfully comitting genocide, anyway.
Der DWSage: (Xevan gets a flat 1000 for coming up with a plan that not only worked, but saved them from having to go through a shit-ton more work. And most importantly, let the GM finally finish this thing.)
Arch mage144: (Cheers)
Lithaladhwen: (Yay!)
Lithaladhwen: (*laughs*)
Der DWSage: (He also gets the award-Saved His Meals)
Lithaladhwen: (Hee.)
GC130A: (Hah!)
Arch mage144: (He did.)
Arch mage144: (...for later.)
Der DWSage: (Everyone gets 250 XP for finally being here and finishing this thing.)
Arch mage144: (Fuckin' sweet, I level up again :D)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Eh. Kamos has insane EXP reqs for levelling anyway)
Der DWSage: (And that concludes this chapter of Kumo Emo Theather!)
Lithaladhwen: (Yay!)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Something like 5000 now.)
Arch mage144: (My character started at level 1, man >_>)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Yeah, I know.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Just saying.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (And...money?)
Lithaladhwen: (*adds EXP to sheet*)
Der DWSage: (...Actually, Kel gives me an Int check real fast.)
GC130A: (Yay, only 949 to level!)
OnlineHost: BaronDeMalta rolled 1 20-sided die: 8
Der DWSage: (An 8, Captain Malta.)
BaronDeMalta: (Uhm... 3x3, 9, 17.)
Der DWSage: *Kel would realize that he never was stripped for all his gems...he's still got several hidden away in his clothing!*
Der DWSage: *And Kamos still has that ring for Deeum*
BaronDeMalta: IM: Yay!
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: At least there's one thing.
BaronDeMalta: *smuggly smuggly*
GC130A: *smugly smuggling?*
Der DWSage: (As for money! He'd be paying everyone an extra 200 gil, and Kel has his 300 gil worth of gems for being the most adorable sack of excrement ever.)
Der DWSage: (And 1x eyeball.)
Der DWSage: (That thing'll rot fast man. :{ )
GC130A: (He may use some brinepower to figure out how to preserve it.)
BaronDeMalta: (That's what brine is for!)
Arch mage144: (No, it's for making pickles.)
Arch mage144: (I suggest eating it while it's still ripe.)
BaronDeMalta: (Close-minded bastard)
Der DWSage: (And everyone makes it back to Doma without incident, while Kumo returns a fake circlet!)
Der DWSage: (Perhaps another installment of this thing will happen soon. Perhaps not.)
Der DWSage: (Either way, this is concluded. Those of you that desire sleep may do so.)
Lithaladhwen: </RP?>
Arch mage144: Yay!
Lithaladhwen: (Font.)
Der DWSage: </RP.>
Lithaladhwen: Yay!
Arch mage144: ...hungry
Der DWSage: Jesus, that took far longer than needed.
T3chn0Namagomi: I desire sugar.
T3chn0Namagomi: In edible form.
Der DWSage: From now on, I'm getting all my RPers to agree on a time beforehand, and write them out if they don't attend.
Lithaladhwen: S'what the rest of us do, man.
T3chn0Namagomi: Yeah.
BaronDeMalta: :O
Lithaladhwen: Much less stressful.
Der DWSage: Yeah, and I'm finally seeing the light of doing so. :{
Der DWSage: Still, writing them out of that situation would've been...difficult at best.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...Yeah. I know the issue there.
T3chn0Namagomi: I got stuck with no real way to write out a frequent-absentee unless I retconned.
T3chn0Namagomi: Kai and Brian know.
Lithaladhwen: Aye.
Arch mage144: Man, really really hungry and craving buffalo wings. ARRRGH.
BaronDeMalta: BUFFALOS DON'T HAVE WINGS
Arch mage144: SURE THEY DO
Arch mage144: I JUST ATE THEM ALL SO YOU'VE NEVER SEEN ONE
Der DWSage: YOU DON'T WANT BUFFALO WINGS.
T3chn0Namagomi: Now, now. Dan just wants to be Belkar.
Der DWSage: YOU WANT MOOGLE WINGS.
GC130A: I DO.
Der DWSage: On another note!
GC130A: Fried and dipped in butter!
Arch mage144: Actually, sushi would also be good. But it's 10 PM and I bet anywhere I could get that is closed, and I'm broke anyway.
Der DWSage: This is hanging in my room right now.
Der DWSage: Only much, much bigger.
Lithaladhwen: Neat!
Lithaladhwen: I'm not on there anywhere. I missed ALL of the forum collages. Sad.
Der DWSage: Ah, posters that are years old...
Der DWSage: o.o And that was made before you even arrived, Ash.
Lithaladhwen: I know! All of them were!
Der DWSage: *Patpats* There there.
Lithaladhwen: I've been here for two years, and there aren't collages anymore.
Der DWSage: This is partially because Zeke is dead, and that's where many of the pictures were stored.
Lithaladhwen: Zeke isn't. The directories are. They're still cached, or at least most of them are.
Der DWSage: Damn hard to use, then.
Lithaladhwen: They're still cached!
Lithaladhwen: They're archived. You just have to find 'em, that's all.
Lithaladhwen: And Idran and I are going to work on dragging things over to Idran's webspace.
Der DWSage: Much harder to use than before, and RPGWWers are habitually lazy. >:
Der DWSage: Tell you what-when you manage to do that, I'll make a RPGWW collage that includes Ashley.
T3chn0Namagomi: Also, I need to still find something to spend my last four/five points on. XP
Lithaladhwen: Oh, my God. Nama.
Der DWSage: XTREME basket weaving.
Lithaladhwen: Just buy some ranks in basketweaving.
Lithaladhwen: ...
Lithaladhwen: Out of my head.
Der DWSage: I win!
T3chn0Namagomi: ...Mecha don't have skill ranks.
Der DWSage: Baskets added onto the head, then.
Lithaladhwen: Yes.
Der DWSage: Surely those cost a point each.
Lithaladhwen: Headbaskets.
BaronDeMalta: Mhm
Lithaladhwen: Baskets of ammunition.
BaronDeMalta: Basketcases.
T3chn0Namagomi: But...ammo is technically unlimited anyway.
Der DWSage: BASKETS.
Der DWSage: ...Buy a sewing needle for the mecha!
Der DWSage: So that it can make mecha-sized blankets, and will never get cold at night.
Lithaladhwen: Oh, yes. Yes.
Der DWSage: o.o Or a hooker-mecha.
Lithaladhwen: Nama: Baskets of holding, for the mecha with infinite ammo.
Der DWSage: Since there's nothing like a cold girl on a warm night.
Lithaladhwen: For the low price of 99 99 99 99!
GC130A: I still say he should spend some points on proper amplifiers for that thing. What's the point of burning down villages if nobody can heard your crazed laugh?
Lithaladhwen: *laugh*
Lithaladhwen: Agreed!
Lithaladhwen: Zeiren: BWE HE HE HE HE HE HE
T3chn0Namagomi: ...Because it's the symbiote that'd do the laughing, not the pilot.
GC130A: :D
Lithaladhwen: I HATE ORCS
Lithaladhwen: HATE HATE HATE HATE
GC130A: Give the mecha Rapier Wit and you're set.
Der DWSage: Bill:...I'm gonna go over there now. o_o;
BaronDeMalta: You know...
Arch mage144: Thanks, Mike TV.
BaronDeMalta: Is it Rapier Wit that deals 1 point of damage?
BaronDeMalta: When you make a witty comment?
T3chn0Namagomi: Only on a critical
Der DWSage: 1 point of insult damage.
Der DWSage: Wait, no!
Der DWSage: Buy the mecha a back-up nerf gun!
BaronDeMalta: That'd be pretty funny, to use on someone so close to death.
T3chn0Namagomi: Target has to be conscious
BaronDeMalta: Beat someone up, and finish him off with your wit!
T3chn0Namagomi: As such, you can never kill them with it
T3chn0Namagomi: Just knock them out
Der DWSage: Killing your opponents is easy when you've got a gigantic gun of DOOM that kills everything.
Lithaladhwen: *fires the DOOMblaster at Sage*
Der DWSage: But killing them with Nerf? That takes serious skill.
Lithaladhwen: *Sage takes a bazillion damage*
Lithaladhwen: *which is doubled because DOOM is impaling damage, and it got through his armor*
Der DWSage: *Counters with NERF. Ashley takes 1d3 insult damage!*
GC130A: Bah! All it takes is a couple applications of a nerf bat and you're on equal footing!
Der DWSage: o.o Or you could spend those 4 points on Special Ability:Victory Pose.
Lithaladhwen: Hee.
Der DWSage: 5 points, and it can rival those of the Power Rangers!
Lithaladhwen: How many until I get to Ginyu-Force levels?
T3chn0Namagomi: ...DANCE OF JOY!
Der DWSage: 10.
Lithaladhwen: Consider it done.
Der DWSage: They put effort into those poses.
Der DWSage: Fifteen, and you can get an explosion to form behind you whenever you pose.
Der DWSage: It doesn't do any actual damage, but it may attract Pringer Z.
Lithaladhwen: Leet.
T3chn0Namagomi: Anyway...hm. Probably just going to go for the accuracy boost.
Der DWSage: Who can be defeated by simply throwing him elsewhere.
Der DWSage has left the room.
T3chn0Namagomi has left the room.
GC130A has left the room.
BaronDeMalta has left the room.