You have just entered room "thechurchofall."
TheGreatNevareh: WELCOME TO THE CHAT, MILADY!
TheGreatNevareh: We await Bes.
UltimateKoD: Bee. Arr. Bee.
Lithaladhwen: Hi people.
TheGreatNevareh: Also: I finally managed to get my Terranigma SPCs to work!
TheGreatNevareh: I seem to be siphoning off good fortune from other people, though.
TheGreatNevareh: If I have an especially good day, it frequently involves an encounter with someone I like spending time with having an especially bad day.
TheGreatNevareh: For me, today was a good day. For my friend, Jonathan Hutt, it was a bad day. His mountain bike got stolen, his climbing club expedition got cancelled because of the potentiality of inclement weather...
TheGreatNevareh: The media library didn't have the movie he needed to see, and his presentation wasn't where he left it on the internet.
AngeloState606: No...I just said something in response to something you'd said.
TheGreatNevareh: Am I in a lag pit of no return?
AngeloState606: So, anyone have Bes's number to call and make empty-threats in his ear if he doesn't show?
Lithaladhwen: I do not.
AngeloState606: Mmmmm....cake.
OMG Dirty: Neither do i.
TheGreatNevareh: I'll take that as a "yes, you ARE indeed in a lag pit of no return."
TheGreatNevareh: Woe.
TheGreatNevareh: Lavatory.
TheGreatNevareh: Mmmkay, if this doesn't start by 9:00pm EST I'm going to go do something else.
Lithaladhwen: If this doesn't start by 9est, and Nevareh leaves, we can CI anyway.
Lithaladhwen: We'll have crazy RP action no matter what.
UltimateKoD: Amen.
UltimateKoD: But I will state this will be my last RP until next Friday.
Lithaladhwen: *gasp* Why?
UltimateKoD: Until I get a router so I can RP on MY computer, for as LONG as I want, I fear it would just suck to even try.
UltimateKoD: Especially anything with a plot.
Lithaladhwen: Ah.
UltimateKoD: Blows, but hey, I can still watch.
UltimateKoD: Also I have good ideas for what to do in the interim.
Lithaladhwen: Indeed.
UltimateKoD: *winks at Tara*
Lithaladhwen: Anything you care to share while we wait for Bes?
Besyanteo has entered the room.
Lithaladhwen: o_o
TheGreatNevareh: My summon spell worked!
UltimateKoD: ^_^ Hey Jason.
Lithaladhwen: Or mine.
Besyanteo: Lex Threatened banishment,
UltimateKoD: No time to spare. GET IN CHARACTER!
Lithaladhwen: Maybe we just sat in chat and believed in our magic together.
Besyanteo: I woke up.
TheGreatNevareh: Oh, I actually drew some circles on the ground, freestyled some Correspondence/Fate, and the hoped for the bes.
TheGreatNevareh: *Best.
TheGreatNevareh: But Bes could work too.
TheGreatNevareh: <Virgil Tuscaday, Who Is Probably Contractually Owned By Multiple People>
Besyanteo: (... So yay, irony. I fall asleep waiting, come back, and I'm late. And have made other people lurk)
OMG Dirty: (I CAN GET HER. I HAVE A PHONE!)
Besyanteo: (You have the technology?)
OMG Dirty: (better I have her number)
Besyanteo: (Sexual Violence! Miko Miko Nurse!)
Besyanteo: (*waits*)
OMG Dirty: (*CHOMP*)
AngeloState606: (SEXUAL VIOLENCE!!! WHERE?)
UltimateKoD: (What's wrong with her?)
Besyanteo: (HERE! OWFUCK MY UTERUS!)
OMG Dirty: (o_o Sweet shit. Bes, you stole my uterus.)
OMG Dirty: (....please, don't give it back.)
Besyanteo: (That's two I have now! Fuck!)
Lithaladhwen: (I'm here. And I'm not after anyone's uteri.)
Lithaladhwen: (I am also Shakti for the evening)
AngeloState606: (MMMm.....beer.)
Besyanteo: (I like her!)
UltimateKoD: <RP GO NOW YES.>
Besyanteo: (Was Ashley here last time? o.o)
Lithaladhwen: (I am the one who logged it, actually.)
UltimateKoD: (she lurked.)
Besyanteo: (Ah ha.)
AngeloState606: (YES)
OMG Dirty: <Jinx! Ass kicking naughty minded Vampire woman!>
Besyanteo: (Kay, then I wojn't need to redescribe.)
AngeloState606: <Annie Rose; a little tipsy this evening; just arrived at the "Church of All" to see what the hype is about.>
Lithaladhwen: <Shakti... interdimensional Spanish anthropologist whose image is linked above.>
Besyanteo: <Bes. Just an old-new-new guy.>
UltimateKoD: *So, our group has reached the "mysterious" Church of All. Well, at least it MUST be. It doesn't LOOK mysterious. It's really just a plain, white building, only slightly bigger than a normal dwelling. It has a symbol...*
UltimateKoD: *with a bunch of other religious icons intertwined into it... Ashura's, Reshtaha's, Ishtar's, Nikumu's, Nakibe's... and there is a light from inside, and you hear... an organ inside?*
UltimateKoD: *that must mean the service is about to begin...*
Besyanteo: ... Those dice look a bit out o' place. 9_9
Besyanteo: (Gotta love Naki's symbol. =D)
OMG Dirty: ...Not....comforting at all.
AngeloState606: *Finds an empty pew/seat and staggers a bit, sitting down.
OMG Dirty: Let's get in there!
Besyanteo: *heads in calkm and quiet enough*
OMG Dirty: *pulls Annie's hood down lower over her face*
OMG Dirty: IM: I fucking hate godamned temples.
Lithaladhwen: *A woman in a dark blue sari with one end pulled up to cover her hair is walking down the street looking like she'd run down anything in her way. She's also got a mean-looking kukri strapped to one hip.*
UltimateKoD: *inside, there are a few scattered people in the simple wooden pews*
OMG Dirty: IM: WHY WHY WHY WHY IS it always priests who are the dickheads of the planet?
Lithaladhwen: IM: She said there was some new church. Apparently it's my job to scope them out. See if they'll be a problem.
AngeloState606: *Hiccup!*
UltimateKoD: *and, at the front, is Nedeli Lerns, with a big smile on his face, preaching the word of the Gods*
Lithaladhwen: IM: I can't imagine they will. I mean, they worship everyone. A little too egalitarian to be taking issues with any of the Houses.
UltimateKoD: *and yes. it looks EXACTLY... like Selendrile*
TheGreatNevareh: Once again, your wish is my command, milady.
Lithaladhwen: *Stands in the doorway for a moment... looks for someone who looks safely a-religious.*
OMG Dirty: e_e *Seats herself at the back*
Lithaladhwen: *sits near Jinx*
OMG Dirty: IM: It is you, you dirty rotten, scum eating....
Besyanteo: *In the church with a buckler and sword on him, wearing t-shirt, jeans and a plain breastplate. He kind of stikcs out!*
UltimateKoD: *sees the new people at the back* Welcome, newcomers!
Besyanteo: *also, yesh, near Jinx*
UltimateKoD: ^_^
OMG Dirty: IM: Bite me.
Besyanteo: *half-assed wave, feigned smile*
UltimateKoD: Let's give the new brothers and sisters a hand, everyone!
OMG Dirty: IM: Or let me bite you. I'd like that too.
Besyanteo: IM: I get to kick your ass soon, maybe! =D
OMG Dirty: *Stays seated with her hood down*
UltimateKoD: *the group is... applauded!*
Lithaladhwen: *grins ferally* IM: No conversions here, you fucking priest.
TheGreatNevareh: *Follows her in and stands.*
AngeloState606: *Hiccup!*
TheGreatNevareh: IM: Please oh please oh please no jail time.
AngeloState606: *Begins clapping clumsilly*
UltimateKoD: Now, back to the announcements, everyone... *has a small parchment in front of him*
OMG Dirty: IM: #%#$%......#@$^%$^@!@#....Cocksmoker.
OMG Dirty: (It's fun to make pretend curse, then drop something real anyway! Nonsense is FUN!)
UltimateKoD: We are going to be having our first annual Allians picnic this weekend! Alright...
AngeloState606: IM: Mmmm...picnic. *hic!*
OMG Dirty: *slumps back...HIGHLY annoyed*
Lithaladhwen: IM: Please tell me I'm not going to be sitting in a crowd of brainwashed fanatics.
AngeloState606: *Leans forward, listening to the man speak*
UltimateKoD: I believe the salads and drinks will be provided, so you folks just bring on your main courses and desserts and what have you. OK...
TheGreatNevareh: IM: Jail time is bad.
Lithaladhwen: *glance to Jinx* IM: Though she looks about as excited to be here as I am. Might be a good sign.
AngeloState606: *Leans a little too far, falls out of the pew*
AngeloState606: IM: SHIT!
OMG Dirty: *LAUGHS*
OMG Dirty: *Claps her hand over her mouth*
AngeloState606: *Jumps back up quickly, takes her seat*
UltimateKoD: Careful, dear, don't want to go to Ishtar early...
Besyanteo: >_> Pft.
Lithaladhwen: *quizzical look to Jinx*
UltimateKoD: OK, what else...
AngeloState606: *Blushes in embarassment*
TheGreatNevareh: *Looks thoroughly uncomfortable. Probably because he's still standing there.*
OMG Dirty: *shoots a shrug at the caught glance of Shakti*
Lithaladhwen: So. You here to achieve enlightment and whatnot, too?
OMG Dirty: *But by the way the hooded figure is moving, apparantly it considers the drunk in the church to be the best part*
OMG Dirty: *W* Hell no.
UltimateKoD: Oh yes. My darling wife Jelenda will be having her holy text study tomorrow night, so bring whatever scrolls of the gods that you can...
TheGreatNevareh: *If he's trying to be imposing or intimidating, he's failing miserably due to lacking the stature and the haggardness to pull it off.
UltimateKoD: Wave, Jelenda. *a woman in the front pew with short black hair looks back, waves, and smiles*
OMG Dirty: ..........
UltimateKoD: *you don't see any bite marks*
OMG Dirty: *watches*
OMG Dirty: .....IM: Creepy motherfucker.
UltimateKoD: And... that's going... to be it. Jelenda, if you could lead us in prayer.
AngeloState606: *Leans forward again, being a bit more careful this time; HICCUP!*
OMG Dirty: *w* I'm just here for a word with the preacherman.
UltimateKoD: *Nedeli sits, Jelenda stands at the front*
OMG Dirty: *grits her teeth at the word prayer*
Lithaladhwen: *w* Nice. *grin* I'm here to make sure he doesn't trouble some friends of mine.
UltimateKoD: *boy, I wonder who SHE resembles slightly*
Besyanteo: *just watches, not bowing his head*
AngeloState606: *BURP!*
OMG Dirty: o_O
AngeloState606: *SLAPS HER HANDS OVER HER MOUTH*
UltimateKoD: *the congregation bows their heads*
AngeloState606: IM: Oh dear!
Besyanteo: >_>
Lithaladhwen: *does NOT*
OMG Dirty: *w*....Oh yeah. It's him.
OMG Dirty: *Keeps her head up*
Lithaladhwen: *glances over to her fellow infidel and smirks*
OMG Dirty: *The fellow infidel is looking more and more disturbed*
UltimateKoD: J: Dear Lords and Ladies, shine on us today. Be with all of us in our comings in, and our goings out. May you fill our hearts with love and understanding, and keep us strong for the struggles ahead. Bless this service and those...*
Lithaladhwen: *w* What's so special about this guy?
OMG Dirty: IM: I don't know HOW you do it. But this time, I'm not leaving a SCRAP of that body left to come back.
TheGreatNevareh: *Is... uncomfortable? Kind of leery about the whole "prayer" thing.*
Lithaladhwen: *flinches at the word blessing*
UltimateKoD: *Who attend. In all of your names, amen.*
OMG Dirty: *w* Let's just say. I know this guy.
OMG Dirty: *w* He's no fucking priest.
Lithaladhwen: *look of surprise*
UltimateKoD: *a second woman stands*
Lithaladhwen: *w* I don't know if that's better or worse.
OMG Dirty: *w* I've come to sort him out.
Besyanteo: IM: Meh. Atleast they ain't an angry lot.
TheGreatNevareh: *w* Milady, please avoid such harsh language in a place of worship!
OMG Dirty: e.e
TheGreatNevareh: *w* It would be awful to be in a riot.
UltimateKoD: Woman: Let's all sing to Nikumu, folks!
OMG Dirty: *w* THIS isn't a place of worship. It's a crock.
TheGreatNevareh: *w*Do the worshipers know that?
OMG Dirty: *w* FINE.
Besyanteo: *brow raise*
UltimateKoD: *the organist starts up a DARK sounding Nikumian(sp?) hymn*
OMG Dirty: IM: FUckityfuckyfuckfuckfuck.
OMG Dirty: IM:........Not satisfying at all.
UltimateKoD: *its worship time... those at the back are free to CI*
Besyanteo: *he leans over to Jinx* *w* ... Ain't Nikumu hate n all that?
OMG Dirty: IM: And the fact that I'm not DYING is a good telltale sign that this place is full of SHIT.
OMG Dirty: *w* I believe so.
NYClark2 has entered the room.
TheGreatNevareh: *w* If I remember correctly, I thought it was Nikuman. But what do I know?
UltimateKoD: *the lyric "Crush our enemies" comes up*
Besyanteo: <_<
OMG Dirty: *W* Also, I ain't burnin'. This place ain't holy at all.
TheGreatNevareh: *w* Milady, should I prepare my rods?
OMG Dirty: *holds out a hand to wait a minute longer*
AngeloState606: *SNORE!*
AngeloState606: *Has fallen asleep in the pew*
TheGreatNevareh: *w* Yes, milady. Shall I attend to... uhh... your friend, there?
OMG Dirty: (Drunk pirates in church are neat.)
OMG Dirty: *w* Yeah.....
AngeloState606: (Totally.)
Besyanteo: (They are!)
UltimateKoD: Woman: Until it sleeps... praise the gods! Now, let's let Shelby hear our praises!
Lithaladhwen: *w* If you think something's up, let me know. I'm... not liking this either.
OMG Dirty: IM: Stop you damned SINGING. Just GO.
TheGreatNevareh: *Shuffles into the pew and begins to nudge the snoring pirate.*
UltimateKoD: *basically a pop ballad on love*
Besyanteo: *makes a face*
OMG Dirty: *w* No worries, I have a feeling you'll know. We aren't here to be subtle.
AngeloState606: *Shifts in her seat a bit and shouts*
OMG Dirty: *w* Oh kill me.
AngeloState606: Damn whiskey!
Besyanteo: IM: Hate and love together, huh? Yeah, this makes sense.
TheGreatNevareh: Yipe!
AngeloState606: *Snort...snore.*
OMG Dirty: >_>
UltimateKoD: Woman: Let shiny happy love shine around, shine around...
Lithaladhwen: *w* Heheh. Someone's enjoying the service.
TheGreatNevareh: ... Damn whiskey... of... Intolerance!
TheGreatNevareh: Yes, the whisky of intolerance! Amen.
OMG Dirty: *LAUGHTER*
Besyanteo: >_>
Besyanteo: *can't hlep but chuckle*
OMG Dirty: *ONce again presses her hands to her mouth and folds over in the pew, shuddering with silent laughter*
TheGreatNevareh: *W* Please wake up. Pretty please?
Lithaladhwen: *pulls the kukri onto her lap and lays a hand over it fondly*
TheGreatNevareh: IM: Oh I am so ending up in jail and I'll have to agree to be someone ELSE'S slave to get out again. Why does this keep happening to me?
UltimateKoD: Woman: And let love be our frieeeeeeeeend! So let it be!
OMG Dirty: IM: I can't take much more of this! .......But I should let the damned people get out of here.
UltimateKoD: *the woman sits, and Nedeli stands*
TheGreatNevareh: *Nudges Annie*
AngeloState606: *Stirs again, more violently*
UltimateKoD: That was wonderful, Yllen. Thank you...
AngeloState606: *Pulls her cutlass from her belt*
TheGreatNevareh: Don't hurt me!
OMG Dirty: IM: Didn't he call her something else?
AngeloState606: BLOODY BASTARD! You'll not do it to me again!
TheGreatNevareh: Help!
OMG Dirty: >_>
UltimateKoD: Now, this is someone's special night. Oldagan, come on...
Besyanteo: >_>
UltimateKoD: ...
TheGreatNevareh: She's full of the Whiskey of Intolerance!
AngeloState606: *Looks around...blinks*
Lithaladhwen: *w to the kukri* Kshama... *smile*
OMG Dirty: .....IM: Bloody hells almighty. MAKE US STAND OUT MORE!
UltimateKoD: It's alright, miss. Oldagan won't hurt you...
AngeloState606: *Coughs and sits again*
UltimateKoD: *the young man who gave them the flyers comes to the front*
Besyanteo: No, I think she's jsut full of whiskey. Period. >_>;
TheGreatNevareh: ... *sits*
TheGreatNevareh: *w* Please don't hurt me. I'm very fond of my limbs.
OMG Dirty: IM: The word Fiasco comes to mind.
UltimateKoD: *a person in the pew in front of them gives them the "Shhhh!" finger*
Lithaladhwen: *abruptly to Virgil* *w*You need to be quiet.
OMG Dirty: IM: PLEASE NO MORE DAMN SINGING.
Besyanteo: IM: What in the bloody hell. Try to get us mobbed whu don't you?
AngeloState606: *w* Don't worry...I'm awake now.
UltimateKoD: Now, where were we? Yes! Oldagan!
UltimateKoD: Oldagan will be baptized into our faith tonight!
UltimateKoD: *applause!*
Besyanteo: <_<
Lithaladhwen: IM: ......
OMG Dirty: IM: I could set the building on fire. That'd be fun.
TheGreatNevareh: IM: ... What?
OMG Dirty: IM:.......But then the guard would get involved.
Lithaladhwen: *some combination of fear, anger and confusion in her expression*
AngeloState606: (And get your stapler back, in the meantime.)
UltimateKoD: Now, Oldagan, do you trust me?
Lithaladhwen: IM: Baptized into our faith?
Besyanteo: (HA)
UltimateKoD: O: Oh, with all my heart, Brother Lerns!
OMG Dirty: >_>
UltimateKoD: And do you trust in the gods?
Besyanteo: IM: ... This feels very wrong somehow. I'm not even religous and it feels bad.
UltimateKoD: O: Yes, I do.
OMG Dirty: IM: What's the catch, Sel?
UltimateKoD: Take my hand, son.
Lithaladhwen: *inches backward on the pew* IM: Conversions....
AngeloState606: *Still a little tipsy, starts to nod off again*
UltimateKoD: *Oldagan holds Nedeli's hand, and with his other, Ned grabs a goblet*
TheGreatNevareh: IM: Why am I even here? Any number of people are- oh not again.
Besyanteo: *elbows the drunken one*
OMG Dirty: *Watching closely, trying to gain some insight into the new WTFery*
UltimateKoD: In this goblet are various liquids the myriad faiths use to baptize.
Besyanteo: ...
UltimateKoD: Water... oil... goats' blood... human blood...
UltimateKoD: ... my own, don't worry...
Lithaladhwen: *eyes narrow* IM: That's inclusive all right.
Besyanteo: *w2Jinx* ... If he's a vampire, and they drink his blood... >_>
TheGreatNevareh: IM: Blood?
Besyanteo: *uneducated!*
Lithaladhwen: IM: And I happen to LIKE goats.
OMG Dirty: .....
OMG Dirty: IM: HIS BLOOD?
UltimateKoD: And with it, Oldagan will be free to praise all gods, on equal footing, so that he may be whole.
TheGreatNevareh: IM: What's with all the blood-drinking?
OMG Dirty: IM:.......Oh GODS NO.
Besyanteo: *w* shouldn't we stop this?
OMG Dirty: *W* YES.
UltimateKoD: Are you ready, Oldagan? *Oldagan nods*
OMG Dirty: NO!
Besyanteo: (bah. I lost my accent. Fuck it.)
UltimateKoD: ...
AngeloState606: *SNORT...wakes*
OMG Dirty: *Stands*
Besyanteo: *he stands!*
UltimateKoD: You object, sister?
OMG Dirty: *throws back her hood* You bet your ridiculous ass I do.
Lithaladhwen: *puts her hand on her kukri but doesn't stand yet*
AngeloState606: IM: Such drama...*drifts off*
OMG Dirty: Everyone get the hell out of here. This whole thing is a sham.
TheGreatNevareh: *w* Rods?
OMG Dirty: *hands on hips, of FURY*
AngeloState606: *SNORE*
UltimateKoD: *has a look of utter unrecognition*
OMG Dirty: Yes, rods.
UltimateKoD: I'm sorry, do I... know you?
OMG Dirty: *Storms up and tries to bonk the chalice out of the guys hand*
Lithaladhwen: *watches the two carefully*
Besyanteo: *lets Jinx talk for now, but he pulls his buckler off his back*
UltimateKoD: *puts it down somewhere else* Now, please! Why are you doing this?
TheGreatNevareh: *Pulls out two 1.5 foot long sticks from his belt. They're lacquered black, but have stains and dents from use.*
OMG Dirty: Lerns?
OMG Dirty: LERNS?
UltimateKoD: Yes, that's my name...
OMG Dirty: ....*points to the guy and looks at the assembly*
OMG Dirty: This man's real name is Selendrile.
OMG Dirty: He is a killer.
UltimateKoD: *they all look uneasy*
TheGreatNevareh: Oh my.
OMG Dirty: I've know him MANY MANY years, and he is no priest.
Lithaladhwen: *stands*
UltimateKoD: ... miss...
AngeloState606: *Lays down in the pew and grumbles*
UltimateKoD: May I say something, in my defense?
Besyanteo: (Trust a pirate to sleep through til the fight starts. =D)
OMG Dirty: >_> Sure. Humor me.
OMG Dirty: *Tosses the cloak at Annie*
AngeloState606: *Snort* HUH?
Lithaladhwen: *whispers to herself and runs a hand down the back of the kukri* En el nombre del dios el compasivo, el merciful.
UltimateKoD: Now, you all know me, right? You've been worshipping with me in this service for, how long? Months?
Lithaladhwen: *tiny smile*
AngeloState606: WHAT? DAMMITALL!??!
UltimateKoD: Have I done anything to mislead you?
AngeloState606: Why can't I get some sleeep!!!
OMG Dirty: He will.
OMG Dirty: ....Or he would.
TheGreatNevareh: ... Months?
UltimateKoD: Make you feel uneasy? Like something other than yourselves?
OMG Dirty: But I'm not going to let this murdering bastard do it.
UltimateKoD: Miss!
OMG Dirty: HE WANTS YOU TO DRINK BLOOD.
UltimateKoD: ... I was going to BAPTIZE him.
OMG Dirty: HIS!
UltimateKoD: You know, put it on his head?
AngeloState606: *Listens to Jazz's rants*
TheGreatNevareh: ... The annointation of baptism.
OMG Dirty: ........Oh, yes, dripping blood is much better.
Lithaladhwen: *conspicuously silent*
OMG Dirty: .....Get out of here you damn sheep.
UltimateKoD: ... folks, I can tell this won't be resolved tonight.
Lithaladhwen: *just stands with a weapon*
UltimateKoD: It's alright. Go home. We will reconvene tomorrow night at 6.
OMG Dirty: *Advances on the crowd and makes a great shooing motion*
OMG Dirty: Don't bother!
UltimateKoD: *the congregation shuffle out*
OMG Dirty: This is a sham! Go devote yourself to something better. I hear Ashura is groovy.
UltimateKoD: Don't worry, Oldagan, we'll do this tomorrow!
UltimateKoD: *and... they're gone.
UltimateKoD: *
UltimateKoD: *save for the party, Jelenda, and Nedeli*
OMG Dirty: *Except for a handful of miscreants!*
AngeloState606: *Wipes her eyes and shakes her head, trying to escape the effects of the whiskey*
Besyanteo: *Heads up behind Jazz, looking none too convinced by the man*
OMG Dirty: Very fucking cute.
OMG Dirty: HOW did you DO IT THIS TIME?
UltimateKoD: ... *sigh* You always knew how to ruin a party, Jazz.
OMG Dirty: Oh, and she's RICH by the way.
TheGreatNevareh: ...
OMG Dirty: *motions to copyJazz*
UltimateKoD: Leave her out of this, Jazz.
OMG Dirty: ......No.
UltimateKoD: YES.
TheGreatNevareh: ... Huh?
OMG Dirty: I want answers.
UltimateKoD: Jelenda, meet me at home, alright, dear?
Lithaladhwen: *watches intently*
UltimateKoD: I'll explain it all then.
AngeloState606: *Stands and walks over to where the two are arguing*
OMG Dirty: >_> Jelenda, go fuck yourself.
UltimateKoD: *she nods, frightened* Will you be alright, Ned?
UltimateKoD: Yes, I'll be fine. See you there...
UltimateKoD: *and... she's gone too*
OMG Dirty: Just tell me how.
TheGreatNevareh: ... I'm feeling somewhat out of place.
UltimateKoD: ... your friends still don't know who I am.
OMG Dirty: I've killed your ridiculous ass TWICE now.
Besyanteo: >_> You came in kinda late.
Lithaladhwen: IM: Someone has to keep the religions in line. Even if I don't fight him, I want to make sure someone's watching them.
UltimateKoD: Folks, just so you know, I sired her over a hundred years ago. Made her a vampire.
Lithaladhwen: *blinks* IM: Oh, right. They have those here.
OMG Dirty: *hands on hips*
Besyanteo: <_< ... Okay.
AngeloState606: *Listens*
TheGreatNevareh: Okay!
Besyanteo: I still don't want you running a church anywhere that preaches cockfuckery.
Lithaladhwen: Good for you. Congratulations, you're a daddy. I care why?
UltimateKoD: You don't.
UltimateKoD: *and looks at Jazz* And I don't know why YOU care, either.
TheGreatNevareh: ... This is becoming confusing and it's already sounding illegal from seven or eight different directions.
OMG Dirty: .........I'm burning this place unless you tell me how. And what you're up to.
OMG Dirty: *eyes widen*
Besyanteo: *m*It's bad enough with all the real ones.
Lithaladhwen: I care about... *gestures to Bes* you know. The cockfuckery preaching.
OMG Dirty: I've "LIVED" with you for DECADES.
OMG Dirty: I know there is not a shred of anything that is good in you.
OMG Dirty: THAT is why I care.
UltimateKoD: ... it doesn't matter why or how I came back.
UltimateKoD: All that matters is this.
OMG Dirty: Yes it does.
UltimateKoD: I'M. OUT. OF. YOUR. WAY.
OMG Dirty: SO I can kill you permanently.
OMG Dirty: ........YOU ARE EXISTING.
OMG Dirty: YOU DIRTY FUCK.
UltimateKoD: Do it later, for the gods sake.
UltimateKoD: Just... give me TEN years or so where we're not trying to kill each other, alright?
Besyanteo: <.< ... Yes, because she needs to wait until you have a massive cult following and can't be approached.
OMG Dirty: IM: Guards be damned. I'm burning the joint.
UltimateKoD: I'm BORED of it.
OMG Dirty: Get out of my town.
Lithaladhwen: Well, you're not out of my way. You've got me worried. And I've got people to look out for.
OMG Dirty: GET OFF IGALA.
TheGreatNevareh: IM: I hope something doesn't catch fire.
AngeloState606: *Finds a torch*
OMG Dirty: Why did you come to MY HOME.
Lithaladhwen: IM: Priest. Lying, murderous PRIEST.
UltimateKoD: o.o HEY! Put that down! *goes over to Annie*
UltimateKoD: *takes the torch*
OMG Dirty: With your kopii wife.
UltimateKoD: Leave this damn p...
AngeloState606: *Gives him a back off look; takes the torch back*
OMG Dirty: YOU obsessive, horrible.......
TheGreatNevareh: ... Kopii?
Besyanteo: ... >_> ... Now there I agree with him. Burning alive tonight wouldn't be fun.
UltimateKoD: ... OK, you ALL have to leave, NOW.
OMG Dirty: No.
OMG Dirty: *crosses her arms*
TheGreatNevareh: What's a Kopii?
Lithaladhwen: IM: I don't take orders from priests. Never again.
Besyanteo: *shrug*
OMG Dirty: Eh, the queen used to talk about it.
Lithaladhwen: IM: The gods don't give a fuck what I do.
OMG Dirty: Weird shit.
OMG Dirty: Not the time.
UltimateKoD: ... fine. Burn it. Burn the WHOLE place down. Kill me. Make sure my ashes are spread to the FOUR CORNERS.
OMG Dirty: ......HA!
Besyanteo: <.<
OMG Dirty: I'll leave no ashes!
UltimateKoD: They'll still be here tomorrow.
OMG Dirty: I'll do it better.
Besyanteo: Actually.
AngeloState606: Aye, cap'n! *Grins, lights some drapes*
UltimateKoD: ... no...
AngeloState606: *HICCUP*
TheGreatNevareh: Vampiric blood is, if I remember correctly, highly addicti GAH!
Lithaladhwen: *grins* IM: I think I made friends.
TheGreatNevareh: *Dives at the burning curtains*
Besyanteo: If we were to take them to the Ishtarian church with them,
Besyanteo: They could probably just blink him out of existance.
OMG Dirty: ....*Shudders*
UltimateKoD: *grabs the drapes off the wall, and stomps!*
Besyanteo: If, you know, you can give them jsut cause.
AngeloState606: NO! You ruin all the fun!
OMG Dirty: Wouldn't they just kill me too?
TheGreatNevareh: *Assists in the stomping*
AngeloState606: *Pout*
TheGreatNevareh: No burning for you.
Besyanteo: Get a proxy?
Lithaladhwen: I could take them. A woman came by to renew the wards on the brothels.
Lithaladhwen: I could ask her to take care of the ashes.
UltimateKoD: ... know what? Fine. I'm sick of talking to you people. I'm going HOME.
OMG Dirty: .......NO.
UltimateKoD: *storms out*
OMG Dirty: *Follows, as you know, she can*
TheGreatNevareh: ...???
Besyanteo: *follow!*
AngeloState606: *Lighs the drapes again and laughs*
TheGreatNevareh: I'm really beginning to question my existence.
Lithaladhwen: *follows, pulling her sari off her head to reveal dark purple wavy hair*
OMG Dirty: I will make your so called life a living hell, until you tell me what you are up to.
Lithaladhwen: IM: Priest.
Besyanteo: IM: Wow. I's almost as fun fuckign with his mind as beating him to a pulp would be.
TheGreatNevareh: *Tries to put them out.*
UltimateKoD: I know, Jazz, I'm a horrible monster, but you just couldn't let me have ONE mark in the "good" column, huh?
OMG Dirty: You aren't good.
UltimateKoD: One thing in this life that didn't involve death?
OMG Dirty: There is not a speck in that husk that is good.
UltimateKoD: RIGHT.
UltimateKoD: *stops*
TheGreatNevareh: Go burn the vampire. The one lady Jazz doesn't like.
TheGreatNevareh: Don't burn the building WHILE WE'RE INSIDE OF IT.
TheGreatNevareh: That is bad tactical planning.
UltimateKoD: So let me just do this thing. Have this church. If only for a little while.
UltimateKoD: You can come at me AFTER that.
OMG Dirty: ......No.
Lithaladhwen: *keeps walking until she's right around on the other side of the priest*
OMG Dirty: You are UP to something.
UltimateKoD: WELL WHY THE HELL NOT?
AngeloState606: *Sighs*
OMG Dirty: YOU ARE UP TO SOMETHING.
Lithaladhwen: *turns to face him so he's surrounded*
UltimateKoD: *REAL pissed*
AngeloState606: IM: I'm bored...I'm going to go drink more whiskey.
OMG Dirty: You'll have them all as zombies by the months end.
AngeloState606: *Heads out of the building and into the street, suddenly feels very nauseous*
OMG Dirty: .......And now you have a new play toy.
TheGreatNevareh: ... Good. And bad.
OMG Dirty: LIKE FUCK, I'm going to let another woman suffer what I had to go through.
TheGreatNevareh: Now I think I've lost the woman who's supposed to be telling me what to do.
AngeloState606: *Stops a few feet away from priest-dude and pukes all over him*
OMG Dirty: .......
Besyanteo: ...
Lithaladhwen: *laughs*
OMG Dirty: My sentiments.
UltimateKoD: *and Nedeli has Jazz by the throat, on the ground* Now LISTEN you little slut, THIS IS LEGITIMATE. I may be the beast you fear, but I'm not to them. I'll NEVER be.
AngeloState606: *Starts laughing and pointing*
TheGreatNevareh: *Leaves the now-empty building.*
Besyanteo: None of that!
OMG Dirty: ....OFF ME.
Besyanteo: *PUNT!*
Lithaladhwen: *pulls out her kukri and holds it ready*
UltimateKoD: *puke drips onto her* Now you can LEAVE this be, or we can just finish this. I'd prefer the first.
Besyanteo: (system?)
TheGreatNevareh: ... What the BUGGER.
UltimateKoD: *the kick does NOTHING*
OMG Dirty: ........
Besyanteo: ... Ow., My foot.
OMG Dirty: I'm going to tail you until you die.
Besyanteo: *backs off, rubbing it a little*
AngeloState606: *Stops laughing, feels nauseous again*
Lithaladhwen: One word and he goes. Is he undead or isn't he?
UltimateKoD: JUST. TEN. YEARS, JAZZ.
OMG Dirty: You never know. Once he was a demon.
Besyanteo: Yes. <_<
OMG Dirty: TEN FUCKING YEARS?
UltimateKoD: *distress* What is that to us?
Besyanteo: ... I assumed. >_>; He made her a vampire he says...
OMG Dirty: YOU ARE NOT GOING TO BE IN THE SAME TOWN AS ME AND MY FAMILY FOR TEN FUCKING YEARS.
AngeloState606: *Heaves....gags....heaves*
UltimateKoD: Just let me be human for that long, and THEN kill me.
AngeloState606: *Baaaaaaaaaaaaarf*
UltimateKoD: I'd W-...
OMG Dirty: GO. Away. You monsterous motherfucker.
Besyanteo: IM: ... Good gods, can't hold their liquoir.
TheGreatNevareh: ...
Besyanteo: ...
UltimateKoD: ... fine. I was hoping not to use this, but you force my hand.
Besyanteo: >_>; Why did we bring her?
TheGreatNevareh: IM: Why am I even here?
UltimateKoD: Cuz I won't have you following me home...
Besyanteo: Not that this isn';t funny, but...
UltimateKoD: *fades away, leaving his puke-laden clothes behind*
OMG Dirty: I'd like a talk with that wife of yours though.
Lithaladhwen: IM: They were right. Not about what they thought, but they were right.
OMG Dirty: We could swap stories.
UltimateKoD: *an echo...* Leave me alone...
OMG Dirty: .......
Lithaladhwen: ...
TheGreatNevareh: ... Probably the same reason why you brought me...
OMG Dirty: e_e
OMG Dirty: ........
OMG Dirty: Fine. Fuckwad.
Besyanteo: ... Bah. I should have stabbed him when I could.
OMG Dirty: I will hunt you down.
TheGreatNevareh: Otherwise: No reason at all.
AngeloState606: *Wipes her mouth and runs off*
TheGreatNevareh: Murder is generally not the best outcome to most situations.
Besyanteo: ... Anyone feel like getting smashed till we just don't care, like Ms. Whiskey?
OMG Dirty: ...It'll happen though.
OMG Dirty: >_>
OMG Dirty: It will happen if he stays here.
OMG Dirty: This is malarky.
Lithaladhwen: *doesn't put the kukri away* You know where he went?
OMG Dirty: No.
OMG Dirty: But I intend to find out.
Lithaladhwen: Tell me when you do. My name's Shakti.
OMG Dirty: Jazz.
Lithaladhwen: Good to meet you.
OMG Dirty: *nods her head*
OMG Dirty: ...I don't know. I need to find him.
Lithaladhwen: If you can't find me when you find him.... the local prostitutes tend to know where I am. I work for-slash-with them.
OMG Dirty: *another nod*
Lithaladhwen: I was intending to keep the religious nuts away from them. Looks like I have another reason.
UltimateKoD: (... argh. Jerks. You make me want to do this again on Friday...)
UltimateKoD: (Another service.)
TheGreatNevareh: ... Am I released from your service?
AngeloState606: *After a little ways, disappears behind a building*
Lithaladhwen: (On Friday, I think I'll be RPing elsewhere.)
OMG Dirty: (>_> What service. Jazz is burning the place down.)
NYClark2: (( Isn't the place already on fire? ))
UltimateKoD: (Like Selendrile said, they'll still be there.)
TheGreatNevareh: (On Friday I'll probably be smelling good and making out with stuff.)
TheGreatNevareh: (Virgil put the fires out.)
UltimateKoD: (The church believes it's legit.)
TheGreatNevareh: (TheGreatNevareh: Don't burn the building WHILE WE'RE INSIDE OF IT.TheGreatNevareh: That is bad tactical planning.)
NYClark2: (( This was very amusing and mysterious, nothing like walking into the middle of a movie. ))
Besyanteo: (Also: Free Friday.)
OMG Dirty: *sigh*
OMG Dirty: He's capable of alot.
Lithaladhwen: *deep, tense breath* I bet.
OMG Dirty: And he can have great control over people.
OMG Dirty: I've seen him do it.
Lithaladhwen: *nod* I've seen something like it.
OMG Dirty: .....Not to mention the .....mildly obsessive nature.
OMG Dirty: ....Poor girl.
Besyanteo: And I take it we can't hurt him so well. IM: Ow. My FOOT.
OMG Dirty: No.
OMG Dirty: You can.
OMG Dirty: He does bleed real pretty.
UltimateKoD: (He just gets up afterwards.)
Besyanteo: (DAMN NECRONS!)
OMG Dirty: It's making him STAY DOWN.
Besyanteo: (I mean... Kay.)
OMG Dirty: *Crosses her arms*
Besyanteo: ... Wait a tic.
Besyanteo: I know a paladin who can help us. o_o ... And he's a nice fella. >_> I'm sure he'd believe me and not bug ya.
OMG Dirty: ......
OMG Dirty: We may need some holy magic.
OMG Dirty: .........*Shudder*
Besyanteo: I'm supposed to meet him later even. Dan Hyral?
TheGreatNevareh: ... Actually, if necessary, my Boss is kind of an inventor.
Lithaladhwen: If he's undead, I know a woman who'll want a piece of him. No offense, Jazz.
OMG Dirty: I know Dan.
UltimateKoD: (I may have a little extra time... if you guys wanted to, y'know... timeskip to tomorrow's service...)
OMG Dirty: He watches my kids sometimes.
Lithaladhwen: I know a bit of holy magic. But Tassi's better.
Besyanteo: You do? Keen! That makes everythign easier. ^_^
OMG Dirty: >_> Good.
UltimateKoD: (Dan: ARGH they ate my foot...)
Besyanteo: (=D)
OMG Dirty: If they don't kill me, their help will be greatly accepted.
TheGreatNevareh: Dr. Kane can probably rig something anti-vampiric up.
OMG Dirty: ....*nods*
TheGreatNevareh: Though I guess it's not necessary.
OMG Dirty: Oh no.
OMG Dirty: Let's not take any chances.
OMG Dirty: Drop EVERYTHING at him.
TheGreatNevareh: Though I can't afford him and I don't really owe him any favors.
OMG Dirty: Maybe he'll make with the DEAD.
TheGreatNevareh: And he'll probably want samples.
Besyanteo: >.>
Besyanteo: ... Would hyoly magic leave samples?
Besyanteo: (holy* even)
UltimateKoD: (Who's up for time skippage?)
TheGreatNevareh: You never know.
Lithaladhwen: IM: I want to kill him. I want to do something. But I know that woman might be better suited.
AngeloState606: *Has returned to her home/shoppe*
Besyanteo: Or bits for them anyway.
AngeloState606: IM: I need a bath....bad.
TheGreatNevareh: (I'll do it.)
OMG Dirty: (Lex is!)
Besyanteo: (I'd do it! Thought Dave's not on. Le sigh.)
Besyanteo: (Though*)
Lithaladhwen: (I'm okay. I just need to know which of my characters people want. ^^; )
OMG Dirty: (Hmmmm.....)
AngeloState606: *Draws a bath, and soaks...falls asleep in the tub*
OMG Dirty: (Shakti is fun, but would Tassi do it?)
Lithaladhwen: (Tassi considers it part of her divine mission to kill undead.)
OMG Dirty: (By golly! We got a winner!)
Lithaladhwen: (Wonder why she didn't like Jazz at first?)
Lithaladhwen: Look, I'll go ask her. Just, ah... keep an eye on her.
Lithaladhwen: She's... *broad, sweeping gestures* You know. Religious.
OMG Dirty: <_< ....Yeah.
OMG Dirty: I have no love for religious types.
Lithaladhwen: *grimaces* Yeah.
OMG Dirty: ....Except my husband. He's the only nonstupid.
OMG Dirty: Most of the time.
Besyanteo: >.> ... I don't hate'em. I just don't want any new ones.
Lithaladhwen: I'll see if she's around.
OMG Dirty: Thanks very much.
Besyanteo: ... especially not in our damn bars.
Lithaladhwen: *gives her blade a spin and heads off*
Lithaladhwen: (Okay, I'm good to time-skip.)
OMG Dirty: (Maybe Dave can join in later if he magically appears in time.)
OMG Dirty: (So is lex)
Besyanteo: (that'd be keen. :o)
TheGreatNevareh: (Warren Kane will be in on this one.)
Besyanteo: (Ready)
AngeloState606: (Time skip = groovy.)
UltimateKoD: (Actually, it won't be appropriate for him to show up, with what I had in mind...)
NYClark2: (( Time travelosity! ))
Besyanteo: (... Why not? <_<)
UltimateKoD: (You'll see.)
Besyanteo: (I mean, no offence,)
Besyanteo: (But there's two different people going "Hey Dan! Let's go kill undead!")
Besyanteo: (Dan: RRRRRRRRRRRHG HARDCORE!)
OMG Dirty: (BWAHAHAHA)
UltimateKoD: (Trust in your GM...)
OMG Dirty: (I have to draw poor old Dan doing that now.)
Besyanteo: (<_< NU!)
Besyanteo: (I mean, kay.)
Lithaladhwen: (I'm going to find a picture of Teh Tassi)
UltimateKoD: *TIME SKIPPADIDOO*
NYClark2: (( You people with your drawing ability. ))
UltimateKoD: *It is 5:30, one half hour until the service starts*
UltimateKoD: *Dan was mysteriously out of reach of the party...but no matter. You're goin' in anyways!*
Besyanteo: *Is the church burned in proper?!*
AngeloState606: *Is sober today, heads back to the church-site.*
OMG Dirty: (Jazz so burned that thing)
UltimateKoD: *Not if Virgil put it out!*
OMG Dirty: (A mild pyromaniac with a grudge can't resist.)
TheGreatNevareh: (Only in the beginning.(
Besyanteo: (I play Excel Saga - Ai. Because it feels right. =D)
Lithaladhwen: (Link the first and link the second)
UltimateKoD: *then it's gone. The fire brigade did their best, but it's burnt up proper, yes*
OMG Dirty: (I play bellydance music. Because it's cool.)
Lithaladhwen: (I totally found pictures of Tassi.)
Besyanteo: *Had a celebratory drink last night then, not that it matters now.*
UltimateKoD: (I play Family Guy Tunes!)
AngeloState606: *Arrives to where the church SHOULD have been...but all that remains is a pile of burnt building stuff.*
Lithaladhwen: (I think I need to change Tassi's font.)
AngeloState606: (I play the music in my head that I dance to at my desk at work.)
Besyanteo: (... Would we honestly agree, ICly, to show up where the church SHOULD be, but now is not, half an hour before a congregation shows up to mob us? >.>)
UltimateKoD: *there is a sign, saying*
Besyanteo: (With torches, and pitchforks!)
UltimateKoD: *Service to be held in the park tonight*
TheGreatNevareh: <Warren Kane, Inventor...?>
OMG Dirty: (ALKDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAH)
OMG Dirty: (IF IT'S NOT ONE PERSON IT'S ANOTHER.)
Besyanteo: (o.o;?)
OMG Dirty: (DOOR TO DOOR PEOPLE SELLING MAGAZINES. FUCKFUCKFUCKITY YOU.)
Besyanteo: (Come to the door naked, holding a whip?)
Lithaladhwen: (trying to devise a font that people can actually see...)
TheGreatNevareh: *Is there with a glowing, floating orb chained to his waist. His hair is red, his eyes are green, and he looks like his normal state of being is on fire.*
UltimateKoD: (*waits*)
Besyanteo: (Tell them they're interupting?)
NYClark2: (( Do you have a permit for that service in the park? ))
UltimateKoD: (Yes he do.)
Besyanteo: (Clark: No. Down boy.)
TheGreatNevareh: *He has a variety of liscences either sewn or stapled onto his jerkin.*
OMG Dirty: (e___E *Goes off the freakin' rocker*)
Lithaladhwen: <Tassi Abigail Wells>
NYClark2: (( Oh well, so much for "ordinary guard" ))
AngeloState606: *Reads the sign, heads to the park*
Besyanteo: (Eh. You can still play a nondescript guard,)
Besyanteo: (watching thigns and stuff.)
Besyanteo: (And then jump in on either side later.)
UltimateKoD: (Actually... no guard presence, please.)
Besyanteo: (Or not. <_<)
Lithaladhwen: *A young blonde woman in a white broomstick skirt and a pink wool coat begins to follow Jazz on her way to the park. This is a woman she knows, and who helped her with a drunken Daenj'r one night.*
OMG Dirty: *Jazz is there, lookin' pissy*
UltimateKoD: *you can see the group on the horizon, Nedeli at the forefront, preaching*
AngeloState606: *Approaches Jazz*
AngeloState606: Evenin' miss.
OMG Dirty: Feelin' better?
UltimateKoD: *but... are those... GUARDSMEN around them?*
Lithaladhwen: *to Jazz* I was told there was a problem.
Besyanteo: (...)
AngeloState606: *Nods* Much.
Besyanteo: (<_<)
TheGreatNevareh: *Is also wearing a white longcoat and has a variety... things orbiting him.*
OMG Dirty: .......Yeah there is.
Besyanteo: (So. No guards. ... except the ones you control.)
Besyanteo: (Right.)
OMG Dirty: .......And goody, he's got the guards.
NYClark2: (( Sorry about that. ))
Lithaladhwen: *notes the guards* I see that as well.
TheGreatNevareh: *Some are crystals, some are tools, and some are just... whatever.*
Lithaladhwen: Luckily for us, I'm a healer. I don't tend to be feared by the Doman guard.
TheGreatNevareh: ... Shall I make a diversion?
UltimateKoD: *his sermon is starting... and he gives them a look before continuing*
Besyanteo: *waves and smiles cheerily*
TheGreatNevareh: I'm quite capable at causing extremely loud noises and bright lights.
AngeloState606: Diversion? Sounds like a good idea t'me.
OMG Dirty: ( *Is sporting this great look today! Forgive shittiness!* )
TheGreatNevareh: After all, SOMEONE is paying for this.
OMG Dirty: Hmm.
UltimateKoD: *the guards note Miss Jazz*
OMG Dirty: ....He's probably given our description to the guard.
NYClark2: (( I presume she is also sporting that pissed expression ))
OMG Dirty: (But of course.)
UltimateKoD: G4: Mrs. Tymisonn! *said with slight fear*
Besyanteo: >_>
OMG Dirty: *chest puffs up and she stands her full,......very short height*
UltimateKoD: (brb.)
Lithaladhwen: Most of them know me, however. I've healed several of them for free.
Besyanteo: (... Ha.)
TheGreatNevareh: Okay. One loud diversion coming right up. And if you ever have some spare money, feel free to invest in Warren Kane Enterprises, LTD.
Besyanteo: (...)
AngeloState606: *Nods*
TheGreatNevareh: We could ALWAYS use some help with our legal fees!
Besyanteo: (Nev makes me smile, somehow.)
TheGreatNevareh: ... I'll stop talking.
OMG Dirty: (Yes.)
OMG Dirty: (Now let's pause for chuck.)
AngeloState606: (El pausing.
AngeloState606: )
OMG Dirty: (Thankfully she is not wearing this. It is not conducive to being taken seriously.)
Besyanteo: (Ha)
AngeloState606: (That's a diversion in itself)
Lithaladhwen: (That is correct. And so is Tara.)
OMG Dirty: (Yep. It'd kill poor Sel. :\)
OMG Dirty: (perhaps she should wear fetish gear to combat him.)
AngeloState606: (XD)
AngeloState606: (Annie has shakles to loan)
AngeloState606: (In case you're interested....*wink*)
TheGreatNevareh: (Warren has a little bit of everything if it's even mildly scientific. Or magical.)
Lithaladhwen: (Tassi has none of that. She's a healer dating an angel.)
Lithaladhwen: (By the way, I forgot to mention since I forgot that not everyone here knows Tassi....)
Lithaladhwen: (But she speaks with a marked, if somewhat regionally-ambiguous, Baronian accent)
Besyanteo: (Baron: Spreading over Doma like butter of Toast.)
Besyanteo: (of=on*)
Lithaladhwen: (She's technically native to Riva. She lived there before she was born in Baron.)
Besyanteo: (Whee. Kay. Not criticizing. I have an inujin who mysteriously has a baronian accent. :o)
Besyanteo: (mm, laundry. Breifly!)
Lithaladhwen: (It's this whole.... thing... with the horrible diseases and death and birth and, and Ishtar and then Baron.)
UltimateKoD: (Dangit! Bes should return, for we are wrapping up the part of this which will involve my active participation.)
OMG Dirty: (how long you got cha?)
UltimateKoD: (I am taking as long as it takes to finish up what I got.)
Besyanteo: (Yo.)
Besyanteo: (>.>?)
Besyanteo: (Herro?)
AngeloState606: (Hey chacha?)
Lithaladhwen: (I'm here. Extreme hereness.)
UltimateKoD: (Let's go.)
UltimateKoD: (Where was I... ah, yes.)
Lithaladhwen: (I'm trying to recruit the Dave.)
Besyanteo: (... What? He's on? o_o)
Besyanteo: (I dun see him.)
Besyanteo: (... d'oh, there he is.)
UltimateKoD: G4: Miss Tymisonn, we've been instructed to tell you not to interfere with Mr. Lerns' service.
FFFan80 has entered the room.
AngeloState606: *Steps closer to G4*
Lithaladhwen: Instructed by whom, please?
AngeloState606: What if she wants to worship, too?
UltimateKoD: G4: I don't see that being your concern, miss.
OMG Dirty: *hands on hips*
OMG Dirty: I'll do as I damn well please.
UltimateKoD: G4: All we've been told is to not let you interfere.
AngeloState606: *Rubs a hand on his bicep*
AngeloState606: Oh My! What arms you have!
UltimateKoD: G4: ... please don't do that, ma'am.
Lithaladhwen: I beg your pardon. I find it hard to believe that you were given any instructions one way or the other about my presence here.
OMG Dirty: *leans foreward* Look. I'm not causing trouble. Go bugger off. Catch a crook. Be good for something for once.
AngeloState606: You must work out every day. *wink*
UltimateKoD: G4: *trying HARD to concentrate*
UltimateKoD: G4: Listen, either leave now, or I'll be forced to arrest you.
TheGreatNevareh: *In the distance*
OMG Dirty: Arrest me?
AngeloState606: *Reveals a lot of cleavage*
Lithaladhwen: I refuse to be arrested for being on public property.
TheGreatNevareh: Mmmkay. Let's make with the LOUD.
OMG Dirty: That is amusing.
AngeloState606: Oh, my! Darn stitches.
Lithaladhwen: *walks around him toward the congregation*
OMG Dirty: I left my duties as a knight voluntarily. I used to rank over your silly ass.
UltimateKoD: *other guards stand in Tassi's way*
TheGreatNevareh: *Works up an incredibly loud noise and a ridiculously bright light about 100 feet away from the convention.
AngeloState606: I'll have to fix this shirt *sigh*
OMG Dirty: And I just left the King's summer home.
TheGreatNevareh: *It's very loud and very bright.*
Lithaladhwen: Excuse me. *points to one* I remember when you came in drunk as a lord and I fixed your broken leg for free.
OMG Dirty: ......
Lithaladhwen: And you.
OMG Dirty: *smiles*
OMG Dirty: IM: Those are some damn good explosions. I gotta get in touch with this guy.
Lithaladhwen: *points to another* You got your nose broken in a fight.
UltimateKoD: Nedeli: IT'S ALRIGHT, fellows.
Lithaladhwen: I'm not your enemy. Let me pass.
AngeloState606: *cowers* IM: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT??
TheGreatNevareh: *More explosions.*
UltimateKoD: *to the guards* Let them through.
Lithaladhwen: *stolidly ignores the explosions*
TheGreatNevareh: IM: Okay, seven more and then I'm running.
OMG Dirty: *pushes past the jerk face, and swaggers towards the congregation*
Besyanteo: (... Blar. one sec while I catch up. IMs and all.)
AngeloState606: *Winks to G4 again, follows Jazz*
TheGreatNevareh: *Explosions mark 3! They aren't destructive, but they ARE loud. And bright.*
Lithaladhwen: *walks through as soon as she's given leeway*
TheGreatNevareh: ... Okay, not hanging around to get arrested for disturbing the peace.
UltimateKoD: Ned: And since my presence here would only disrupt...
Lithaladhwen: IM: What would their mothers say. Honestly. Standing in my path that way.
Besyanteo: (... WHY ARE THERE EXPLOSIONS? o_O)
OMG Dirty: ......Don't you run off yet.
TheGreatNevareh: (Diversion.)
UltimateKoD: *hands his notes over to Oldagan*
Besyanteo: (... Right.)
OMG Dirty: .......*runs towards him*
UltimateKoD: *and ... pfff*
OMG Dirty: ......YOU DIMWITTED FUCKER.
Besyanteo: *follows Jazz, because things just got weird*
TheGreatNevareh: *Jumps onto his floaty orb and soars towards the meeting.*
OMG Dirty: ....THAT DIDNT WORK IN THE PAST, IT WONT WORK NOW.
OMG Dirty: IM: I will find you.
TheGreatNevareh: Deadlock acquired!
OMG Dirty: 9.9 eh?
Lithaladhwen: *glance to Jazz*
UltimateKoD: *Ned's gone, folks. And Oldagan, with his slightly bloodsoaked hair, continues the sermon*
AngeloState606: *To Jazz* Perhaps catchin' him off guard would be more effective, hmm?
OMG Dirty: *Goes and starts searching out that wife*
Lithaladhwen: *very serious face* Are you going after him right now?
OMG Dirty: I have another agenda, then him.
TheGreatNevareh: *Pulls out a mirror* You asked me to get something spectacularly anti-vampiric together, so I threw together a few zone-stops.
UltimateKoD: *Jelenda's sitting in the front, as usual*
Lithaladhwen: *hangs back and watches Jazz*
OMG Dirty: Zone stops?
TheGreatNevareh: ... I guess I should have thrown them down first, though.
OMG Dirty: *SIGH*
TheGreatNevareh: They'll keep people from piffing away.
Besyanteo: ...
OMG Dirty: ......Goody.
Besyanteo: Yeah, that would have been useful earlier. >_>;
OMG Dirty: A moment.
TheGreatNevareh: What? I expected to be back before he left.
OMG Dirty: *Strides over to other Jazz*
TheGreatNevareh: *Is sitting on his floating orb*
OMG Dirty: *And seats herself right next to her*
Lithaladhwen: *sighs and crosses her arms*
AngeloState606: *Fixes her shirt so her tattoo is no longer spilling out*
UltimateKoD: *Jelenda is uneasy, but continues to listen*
OMG Dirty: ....*w* Come with me now. We need to talk. I mean no harm.
OMG Dirty: *w* We won't leave the sight of the guard.
UltimateKoD: *w* ... very well.
OMG Dirty: *Heads back near the group*
Lithaladhwen: *polite nod to the woman*
Besyanteo: *takes a seat somewhere, looking non-threatening now that everything's calming down.*
UltimateKoD: *follows*
AngeloState606: *Stares off into space; obviously deep in thought about something*
UltimateKoD: (back in ten.)
OMG Dirty: (DOH DOH DOH)
TheGreatNevareh: ... Okay.
TheGreatNevareh: *Pulls out an apple and begins with the munching!
NYClark2: (( Probably a good idea to hit the pause button till the GM comes back. ))
OMG Dirty: (Jazz: *applies BITCHSLAP of SENSE*)
NYClark2: (( "OtherJazz: ::has an epiphany, OF SENSE::" ? ))
Lithaladhwen: (Or a black eye. Of sense.)
OMG Dirty: (Either is fun!)
Besyanteo: (Jalenda: I suddenly understand that my husband is evil, and should be killed! ... No wait, that's gas.)
NYClark2: (( What about Snersne? ))
AngeloState606: *A look of revelation crosses Annie's face and she runs off without a word to anyone*
Besyanteo: (... *shudder* slapping Snersne into someone HAS to be hazardous to their health)
AngeloState606: (Night y'all.)
Besyanteo: (night)
Lithaladhwen: (...Night.)
AngeloState606 has left the room.
OMG Dirty: (I got a DA comment by someone named AMana.)
OMG Dirty: (I am amused. SO SO SO AMUSED)
Lithaladhwen: (Whoa.)
Besyanteo: (Ha!)
TheGreatNevareh: *Munches the apple.*
OMG Dirty: (gettin' mighty old.)
TheGreatNevareh: (You're never too old for apples!)
Besyanteo: (*loses his teeth. gums the apple skin* RRRR! >_<)
Lithaladhwen: (XD)
Lithaladhwen: (lovely)
UltimateKoD: (Stay patient. On the way back.)
OMG Dirty: (*impatient*)
Besyanteo: (*bored*)
Lithaladhwen: (*has to pee*)
Lithaladhwen: (brb)
UltimateKoD: (Back!)
UltimateKoD: (Dangit!)
Lithaladhwen: (back)
TheGreatNevareh: (ALL PRESENT AND ACCOUNTED FOR?!)
UltimateKoD: Jelenda: Alright, so... what is it you want?
Besyanteo: ( http://blueballfixed.ytmnd.com/ THE POWER OF BOREDOM COMPELS YOU)
OMG Dirty: ......
TheGreatNevareh: Shall I keep a lookout, madam?
OMG Dirty: Yes please.
OMG Dirty: *looks her square in the eye*
OMG Dirty: What do you know about me?
UltimateKoD: Only what I've heard around town, and what my husband's told me.
UltimateKoD: Even without that, it's not a pretty picture. e_e
Besyanteo: (Jazz: ... Right, so nothing but filthy lies.)
Besyanteo: (Jazz: ... well, except that one thing... and... uhm...)
Besyanteo: (Jazz: ... NOT IMPORTANT.)
Besyanteo: (Jazz: =D;-)
Lithaladhwen: *listens politely*
OMG Dirty: *Sighs*
OMG Dirty: How long have you known your husband?
TheGreatNevareh: *SOAR AND SEARCH*
UltimateKoD: We met about a year and a half ago, and we married a year ago...
UltimateKoD: Look, I don't know why I'm talking to you... You won't make me think my husband's some monster...
TheGreatNevareh: *Gets bored and starts playing with some of the toys hovering around him*
OMG Dirty: Then give me a chance.
OMG Dirty: And listen.
OMG Dirty: He obviously made you think I was a monster.
UltimateKoD: He didn't need much help...
OMG Dirty: I've known your husband for over a hundred years.
TheGreatNevareh: IM: I spend all afternoon enchanting this stuff and it's a bust. Well poop. No Incendiary Surprise today.
UltimateKoD: *yeah, you won't find him. Selendrile's DAMN good at hiding*
FFFan80: *...slowly approaching the meeting place, is a rather annoyed looking gentleman*
OMG Dirty: I watched him kill everything that was important to me.
TheGreatNevareh: IM: Whassat?
TheGreatNevareh: Alert! Someone approaches!
TheGreatNevareh: And he looks very annoyed and gentlemanly!
OMG Dirty: .....I'm sorry for what may happen.
FFFan80: *He has short, wavy brown hair, a headband of blue, and green eyes that seem to have a semi-permanent scowl*
OMG Dirty: But that man is a complete lie.
Besyanteo: (... uhg. I need to go for a while. Like, a long while. And, Bes is doing... precisely nothing so far, aside from being very arbitrarily present!)
FFFan80: <\/<? >\/>? *and seems to be looking about for something*
Besyanteo: (So, I think you guys can safely trade me for a Dave.)
UltimateKoD: ... well...
Lithaladhwen: IM: I think that I may have been incorrect in my initial estimation of Jazz.
Besyanteo: (Atleast for now. :o)
UltimateKoD: I don't know about ANY of that. I've not seen anything to prove he's not the man I think he is.
Besyanteo: *And, Bes seems to have wandered off... Right around when Stephan showed up. How odd.*
Lithaladhwen: *turns to the new fellow so she can stay out of a private conversation* Pardon. Do you need something?
UltimateKoD: And until you do, I'll thank you to leave us alone... *gets up and tries to return to the service*
FFFan80: ... you could say that.
TheGreatNevareh: *Floats down on his globe towards the new fellow as well.*
OMG Dirty: I won't.
TheGreatNevareh: (Dan Hyral?)
Besyanteo: (Stephan)
OMG Dirty: That's a promise.
Lithaladhwen: *head tilt* Anything I could help you with?
Besyanteo: (The ex dark knight. :o)
TheGreatNevareh: (Oh. Haven't met Stephan. How similar do they look?)
Besyanteo: (*fwips!*)
FFFan80: *thumbs back toward Doma proper* I've got a fuckton of people asking me to check what the hell's going on over here.
Lithaladhwen: Ah. I can imagine.
FFFan80: (Very. Cept Stephan has thicker eyebrows (think Ken from Street Fighter) and green eyes)
UltimateKoD: *not paying attention anymore*
TheGreatNevareh: ...?
Lithaladhwen: Near as I can tell, an ex-vampire is running some kind of religious group built on worship of all of the gods.
OMG Dirty: IM: I've just got to kill him.
OMG Dirty: IM: It's the only way to stop this shit.
TheGreatNevareh: ... Oh.
Lithaladhwen: Though I'm not exactly clear on what the current state of his vampirism is.
UltimateKoD: (And unless you actively seek to disrupt the service further, it'll dissipate in an hour. I don't have to do anything anymore...)
OMG Dirty: *Turns to them*
Lithaladhwen: It seemed he originally sired Miss Jazz over there.
OMG Dirty: I think he is.......
FFFan80: .....
FFFan80: *blinks*
OMG Dirty: He's just found a way to hide it.
FFFan80: Did you say... Jazz?
TheGreatNevareh: I've got liscences and dispensation for his equipment.
OMG Dirty: *Winks* Hello there.
OMG Dirty: *behind him*
Lithaladhwen: Yes. *turns to Jazz*
FFFan80: *JUMPS* >_O
FFFan80: ....
FFFan80: You know, normally you'd have a blade halfway to your neck scaring me like that e_e;
Lithaladhwen: IM: And there'd be nothing I could do for her. Rather disturbing.
TheGreatNevareh: ... You look familiar. I think someone who looks like you has arrested me a few times.
FFFan80: ......
OMG Dirty: *smiles*
FFFan80: That wouldn't surprise me, pal >\/>;
OMG Dirty: What's a blade wound between friends.
TheGreatNevareh: Have you arrested me a few times? I've got a terrible memory for these things.
FFFan80: ........
FFFan80: Anyway >\/>;
FFFan80: *thumbs over to miss information* is what they're telling me true? o_ó
TheGreatNevareh: *Starts playing with his trinkets again.*
Lithaladhwen: (Miss Information? Tassi?)
OMG Dirty: Yep.
Lithaladhwen: (Or Jazz?)
FFFan80: (Tassi)
FFFan80: <\/<? *looks at Tassi* ...and you know all this... how?
TheGreatNevareh: Maybe she's omniscient!
TheGreatNevareh: Are you omniscient? I'd love to talk to someone who's omniscient. Think of their insight!
Lithaladhwen: I was asked to come kill the priest. No offense to present company, but undead and I have a history of... conflict.
FFFan80: ...I can relate to that... indirectly.
TheGreatNevareh: *Thinks for a second*
TheGreatNevareh: Uhhm... I have a question.
FFFan80: .....
FFFan80: Yes? o\/ó
TheGreatNevareh: If he's here and he doing stuff like this, even with guardsmen...
TheGreatNevareh: And the guard are willing to collaborate with him...
FFFan80: ......
TheGreatNevareh: And the guard of Doma City are unusually competent...
FFFan80: What the hell IS he doing? <\/<?
TheGreatNevareh: Then isn't conspiring to murder him kind of... illegal?
Lithaladhwen: *represses an eye roll*
OMG Dirty: .....*watching the congregation, a fixed look there*
UltimateKoD: *the singing has started*
Lithaladhwen: It doesn't necessarily seem as though his congregation is aware of his... nature.
TheGreatNevareh: So?
Lithaladhwen: So, there was a bit about baptism, wasn't there?
FFFan80: I mean, I have a block of people offering to pay me well, just to make sure whatever's blowing up over here doesn't hit them.
TheGreatNevareh: ... Oh, that was me. And nothing was blowing up.
FFFan80: .......
FFFan80: *blink*
OMG Dirty: *chewing her lip, the red eyes not leaving the people*
TheGreatNevareh: It was just a lot of noise.
Lithaladhwen: *sigh* IM: I have little hope for this conversation.
TheGreatNevareh: I... uhh... got hired?
Lithaladhwen: Miss Jazz? What are you looking at?
FFFan80: <\/<?
FFFan80: *looks over*
TheGreatNevareh: Well, everyone has rights and having been on the truncheon-application side of Doman law long enough has made me aware of the legal way to do things.
OMG Dirty: Feeling a bit powerless.
TheGreatNevareh: This doesn't seem to be it. And I really don't like jail all that much.
FFFan80: ....powerless for what?
Lithaladhwen: *to Jazz* I'm sorry. We'll think of something. If nothing else, there are people looking for him now.
OMG Dirty: .......If I try and stop it. I'll get set up to look like some kind of monster.
OMG Dirty: And that stupid girl.....
TheGreatNevareh: Besides, baptism with blood isn't terrifically uncommon.
OMG Dirty: *brows knot together in anger*
FFFan80: If you're an orc maybe >\/>
FFFan80: Or one of those really fucked up druids...
Lithaladhwen: *a bit irritated now* Baptism with vampiric blood might be less common, I'd think.
FFFan80: .......
Lithaladhwen: (Ohnoes! Have I spoiled Stephan on Druids?!)
TheGreatNevareh: Well, does the ritual STATE the necessity of vampiric blood?
FFFan80: I'm not exactly the most... scolarly magic user or anything.
FFFan80: ...but that strikes me as incredibly fucking bad. o_ó
TheGreatNevareh: I'm just a little leery about the whole murder thing.
FFFan80: ...no offense Jazz.
TheGreatNevareh: I haven't studied the effects of vampirism since Gunnir.
Lithaladhwen: And you've forgotten so much, it seems.
TheGreatNevareh: So I don't know if vampiric blood is soretically important or not.
Lithaladhwen: *sigh*
OMG Dirty: .....I want it to stop.
Lithaladhwen: IM: Oh, filth. Honestly. Important? Blood? To vampires? Never.
OMG Dirty: ....That blood could......do some serious damage to humans...
TheGreatNevareh: Now THAT is something I needed to hear. If I had a sample I could run some tests or something to see if this "baptism" would accomplish anything.
FFFan80: ....
OMG Dirty: ......On their heads of all things...Undead blood...*shakes her head*
FFFan80: What the hell is wrong with you? *to the mage*
TheGreatNevareh: I like proof, I like life, I believe in the rights of all things, and I'm very fond of not being in jail.
FFFan80: Guess what, buddy?
FFFan80: Sometimes you don't have time for that.
TheGreatNevareh: And that is when justice is killed.
Lithaladhwen: I agree with you on all of those things. But I think you're not necessarily aware of the consequences here.
FFFan80: No, justice is killed.
OMG Dirty: *Looking quite ready to explode, but not necessarily at them, she's still fixed on that crowd of worshippers*
FFFan80: When a bunch of big-wig politicians spend weeks getting hissy fitty over useless shit to help people
FFFan80: When they could just get off their ass and do it NOW.
Lithaladhwen: *voice doesn't rise at all, but she looks at him like a mother with the dumbest son ever to live* Please don't lecture me on protecting life, Warren Kane.
FFFan80: Instead they whine about trivial shit and get nothing done -\/-
Lithaladhwen: Not when a vampire is leading unsuspecting humans to follow him.
TheGreatNevareh: I'm not talking about life, I'm talking about rights. Why do you think I CAME to Doma?
TheGreatNevareh: He's HERE. The Guard are terrifically effective nine times out of ten.
FFFan80: ....>_< *rubs temples*
TheGreatNevareh: And they're willing to HELP him.
Lithaladhwen: *sighs*
Lithaladhwen: IM: Just because they're in authority doesn't make them infallible.
FFFan80: Jazz, you know this guy better than all of us, I'm assuming.
FFFan80: How bad can his bad get?
OMG Dirty: <_< Bad.
OMG Dirty: Real bad.
OMG Dirty: I don't believe him.
OMG Dirty: In fact. I can't.
FFFan80: ..well that's good enough for me.
OMG Dirty: He's REAL evil.
OMG Dirty: And I won't have him around here. Doing this.
FFFan80: So, where is the bloke then?
TheGreatNevareh: We don't know. He left before I threw down my barriers.
FFFan80: ...so who the hell's running this ceremony then?
TheGreatNevareh: They are.
Lithaladhwen: A subordinate, it would seem.
FFFan80: Fine, where's he at?
OMG Dirty: He's the one in front.
OMG Dirty: With the BLOOD on his head.
TheGreatNevareh: I'll take some measurements of the affinity of this service.
TheGreatNevareh: If there's nothing holy being generated by the act of sentients towards veneration, not even the evil kind of holy, then I'll believe you.
FFFan80: .....
Lithaladhwen: The evil kind of holy?
FFFan80: *sighs* Anyway
Lithaladhwen: Explain yourself.
TheGreatNevareh: There's an evil kind of holy. Just because it's divine doesn't mean it's good.
FFFan80: Could someone explain then.
FFFan80: Why someone covered in blood, is being flanked by Doman Guards?
Lithaladhwen: *gives up on Kane* Filth. Honestly.
Lithaladhwen: *to Stephan* Because they probably have very little information about what's going on.
FFFan80: .....
TheGreatNevareh: The question is why the guards are helping with something so questionable.
FFFan80: *heads over to one*
OMG Dirty: (UGH PHONE)
TheGreatNevareh: Let me put it this way: Is Lolth good?
Lithaladhwen: I'm not discussion theology or the idea of holiness with you.
OMG Dirty: Babtised.
OMG Dirty: They use HIS blood for the ceremony.
Lithaladhwen: *discussing
TheGreatNevareh: If you're going to dismiss my thoughs as "filth," you're going to hear them, first.
FFFan80: *storms back hissy fitty* -\/-;;
Lithaladhwen: I'm not dismissing your thoughts as filth. I'm dismissing them as fundamentally unfounded in any practical experience of holy influence.
UltimateKoD has left the room.
FFFan80: I swear, they stationed all the dipshits around the park today, or somethin...
TheGreatNevareh: Are you referring to the good holy?
FFFan80: "We have our orders sir." ...what the fuck ever pal...
TheGreatNevareh: All gods need some kind of worship to exist. This makes them holy or divine.
OMG Dirty: *sigh*
Lithaladhwen: You're equating divine and holy so that I will be forced to admit that endangering people's lives is a permissible religious practice.
TheGreatNevareh: Even if they aren't particularly nice or kind.
OMG Dirty: ............IM: I'm going to kill him.
Lithaladhwen: But they are not the same. That's why we have terms like 'unholy.'
TheGreatNevareh: And what an unscientific term it is. It's holy to SOMEONE.
OMG Dirty: IM: I'm just going to up and kill him. I hate to leave the wife, stupid girl.....but I can't let this go on. He doesn't deserve to keep living. HE's doing SOMETHING. And they all love him.
OMG Dirty: *Once again staring at the wife*
OMG Dirty: IM: I hate that. I HATE that. Why does it have to have my face.
TheGreatNevareh: I was going to check to see if this energy, which enables the god to exist, is being generated in this worship.
Lithaladhwen: *deep breath* You're being deliberately provocative so that we don't have to discuss a matter that you seem to find uncomfortable. The idea that someone in authority might be abusing it.
TheGreatNevareh: If it isn't, then we can conclusively refer to it as a sham in court. I'd need witnesses, though.
TheGreatNevareh: That's provocative?
OMG Dirty: *Those long fangs are doing their work as she chews on her lip*
TheGreatNevareh: I just have enough experience with the guard to think better of lord Griff than that.
OMG Dirty: IM: I'll burn it down if they rebuild it again. I'll find him. I'll follow him. He can't hide from me forever. Then I'll kill him.
Lithaladhwen: I am not going to argue with you about religious legitimacy. I'm going to argue that this man is creating a religion to gain some kind of advantage over the human followers who don't know what he is.
Lithaladhwen: I don't care if you agree.
Lithaladhwen: I don't care if you're going to help.
TheGreatNevareh: My help WOULD be useful. Otherwise I wouldn't have been hired.
Lithaladhwen: Your assistance is welcome, but not if all you can do is start petty arguments.
TheGreatNevareh: How are you going to kill him if you can't keep him in one place?
Lithaladhwen: Quickly.
FFFan80: >\/>?
TheGreatNevareh: And what a wonderful job you did this time.
OMG Dirty: *has bitten hre lip hard enough to make it bleed*
FFFan80: ...you look a little distracted there Jazz o_ó
FFFan80: *points*
TheGreatNevareh: I have a morality about murder. It's something I do.
Lithaladhwen: I will discuss this no further with you.
Lithaladhwen: Jazz? I think we should figure something out or leave.
TheGreatNevareh: *Shrug*
OMG Dirty: ....Yes.
Lithaladhwen: Something has to be done.
TheGreatNevareh: Here's as good as anywhere. I'll take my readings.
OMG Dirty: *stops and touches her lip, then looks at her fingers*
TheGreatNevareh: *Gets to work.*
FFFan80: ...that bad, huh?
OMG Dirty: *sighs again*
TheGreatNevareh: You're all now witnesses.
OMG Dirty: ......I don't want this thing in the same town as my children.
FFFan80: If you, of all people, are getting worried, that gets me worried.
OMG Dirty: ......Or ruining things for more people.
FFFan80: ....
Lithaladhwen: Jazz, you have my support. I will do what I can.
OMG Dirty: ......Thank you.
FFFan80: Then I don't want him in the same town as Mid, or Dan, or my niece and nephew either >\/>
OMG Dirty: No you really don't.
OMG Dirty: *lets out a loud groan*
OMG Dirty: Let's leave.
OMG Dirty: Let's drink.
OMG Dirty: This is making me sick.
OMG Dirty: *Starts marching off to the nearest bar*
Lithaladhwen: IM: I really just said that to a vampire, didn't I? But it was true. How odd.
OMG Dirty: (Jazz: I'm neat. :D)
OMG Dirty: (Jazz: Except when I'm not.)
FFFan80: (Somehow)
FFFan80: (It always ends up back at the bar)
Lithaladhwen: (Indeed!)
OMG Dirty: (The bar is like the womb.)
FFFan80: (It's like, the nexus or core of Rpgww =[ )
OMG Dirty: (Comforting, and full of liquid.)
TheGreatNevareh: Promise me you'll get legal backing first and I'll assist you.
TheGreatNevareh: (SHOVELING FOOD INTO MOUTH BE BACK IN FIVE MINUTES)
Lithaladhwen: Enjoy yourself, Warren Kane. Hope your reticence doesn't get us all killed.
Lithaladhwen: *leaves with Jazz*
OMG Dirty: *has fished a handkerchief from a pouch and is holding it to her lip*
OMG Dirty: .....HOW the hell does he keep coming back, I'd like to know.
OMG Dirty: ............I don't want to kill him just for him to pop up again in time for tea.
Lithaladhwen: Agreed.
OMG Dirty: (Shall we call it quits, or to the bar for some CI of a hopefully more cheerful less frusterating nature?)
Lithaladhwen: (I'm okay to keep going for CI.)
NYClark2: (( Maybe I'll think of something/one to jump in with ))
FFFan80: (*shrug* Considering who I'm playing, I take that as a challenge >=[ )
OMG Dirty: (HA!)
OMG Dirty: *The ivory Horn it is!*
OMG Dirty: *Jazz, for an exjester, looking particularly angsty. Shit. Angst o'rama. Just like every other vampire.*
TheGreatNevareh: ... Okay!
TheGreatNevareh: *Off to the bar?*
TheGreatNevareh: *Is smoking a pipe of... something. It's certainly not tobacco.*
FFFan80: Ah drinking, the answer to everything... for a brief time anyway.
FFFan80: ...until, you know, it causes other bad shit <\/<;
TheGreatNevareh: *His gadgets are gone- they've been put into a small bag that somehow fits everything without increasing in size.*
Lithaladhwen: IM: This man is horrifically infuriating. There's nothing I can do against such bull-headed ignorance. What is wrong with young people sometimes?
Lithaladhwen: *with a heavy sigh, orders herself a glass of whiskey*
TheGreatNevareh: IM: Ahh, nothing quite like tweaking people. I LURRVE tweaking people.
FFFan80: You know... I wonder sometimes.
TheGreatNevareh: IM: Ahh, let's feel that poppy do it's thing!*
FFFan80: If there's some kinda curse on popular bars in this place.
TheGreatNevareh: *Lights up*
Besyanteo: (Bleh. Where are people now?)
Lithaladhwen: (IH)
OMG Dirty: Why's that?
Besyanteo: (... convenient! Bes has a room there.)
TheGreatNevareh: (INTERSTELLAR HOUSING?!)
NYClark2: (( Oh crap, Opium? ))
TheGreatNevareh: ((OPIUM!))
Besyanteo: *And, guess who comes down the stairs?!*
TheGreatNevareh: ((Kane has cut back since his early days.))
Besyanteo: *COUSIN BOB! ... Wait, that's not right...*
Besyanteo: *Bes heads down to the bar... and sees a vampire girl and Stephan!*
Arch mage144 has entered the room.
Besyanteo: Hi folks. >.>
Besyanteo: (... Yo.)
Arch mage144: (Wow, Nevareh's character is a self-insertion!)
Arch mage144 has left the room.
Besyanteo: (..)
Besyanteo: (What?)
Lithaladhwen: (...XD)
NYClark2: <Let's see if we can't get something going, me>
TheGreatNevareh: (... No.)
Besyanteo: (o_o)
OMG Dirty: *muttergrumble*
OMG Dirty: *stalks off to the bar*
Besyanteo: ... I take it things went poorly? >_>
Besyanteo: (Mmmm. Feel that uncomfortable silence. What happened to Kai, Dave, and Nev?)
Lithaladhwen: (Kai has to go to bed soon.)
Besyanteo: (Ah.)
Lithaladhwen: *drains the whiskey* I really think that I ought to be heading back.
OMG Dirty: (As does lex. But she's trying real real hard.)
Lithaladhwen: I'll ask the girls at the temple if they have any ideas, all right?
TheGreatNevareh: (Nev is fighting down unspeakable anger and pain at once again enduring a snipe for someone else's amusement.)
OMG Dirty: .....*Turns and gives her an appreciative bob of the head*
Besyanteo: (<_< ... Uhm.)
Besyanteo: (That's called ribbing.)
Besyanteo: (It's somehting RPGWW does, lkike, constantly.)
Besyanteo: (It is NOT called "fursecution persecution")
TheGreatNevareh: (And thus I have to tolerate the same rib constantly despite having perviously expressed my displeasure.)
FFFan80: You could say that.
Besyanteo: (Did you express it to AM ever? Or anywhere he coudl see it?)
FFFan80: ...haven't we talked before?
TheGreatNevareh: (Several times. Not that anyone cares to remember when I dislike something.)
TheGreatNevareh: (But it doesn't matter!)
NYClark2: ::At one of the tables is a group of three folks, who seem to be enjoying their conversation to varying degrees::
Lithaladhwen: (It's true. Brian's out to ruin you. We all are.)
Besyanteo: (Dude. >_> Just IM him, say you didn't appreciate it. He'll appologize.)
Besyanteo: (Don't sit and pout.)
TheGreatNevareh: (...)
TheGreatNevareh: (And now because I don't like the fact that I've been insulted it's paranoia.)
Lithaladhwen: *pays for her drink and heads out*
NYClark2: (( Let's see how rusty I am ))
Lithaladhwen: </Tassi>
Besyanteo: (... Uh. No. I didn't say that. o_ó)
Besyanteo: (But I'm sure as hell thinking it now.)
TheGreatNevareh: (Lithaladhwen: (It's true. Brian's out to ruin you. We all are.))
OMG Dirty: (Night guys. The sleep gets the better of me.)
Lithaladhwen: (Yes. The fact that I said something to your face and you can quote it means that all of RPGWW is cold and unfeeling and hates Nevareh so much.)
Besyanteo: (>_> ... Ok then. I'm not going to speak for Kai.)
Besyanteo: (Night Lex.)
Lithaladhwen: (Night!)
Besyanteo: (But basically, you ARE sitting here taking anything negative directed you way as some kind of personal assault.)
TheGreatNevareh: (I was explaining the source of my statement.)
TheGreatNevareh: (Yes. And I'm entitled to not like it every once and awhile.)
Besyanteo: (*sigh*)
Lithaladhwen: </RP>
Besyanteo: (You'll pardon me if this is the first time I've ever seen it, ever.)
TheGreatNevareh: (NO!)
TheGreatNevareh: (I'm able to make fun of myself and I'm over it. It just hurts sometimes.)
Besyanteo: *drops bubbles!*
Besyanteo: Alright. I can accept that. :{
TheGreatNevareh: And if it's anyone's fault, it's mine, much like many of my problems.
Besyanteo: <_< ... How the pendulum swings.
OMG Dirty has left the room.
Besyanteo: You're entitled to be upset sometimes, but this thing of going from being pist at little stuff like this,
Besyanteo: and then swinging right over to deciding everything is your fault,
Besyanteo: probably isn't helping you any either.
TheGreatNevareh: Oh, it's because the little stuff builds up combined with the fact that I don't do anything to stop it.
NYClark2: Hm, well, so much for that.
TheGreatNevareh: Then there's the fact that when I make the slightest complaint I'm met with sarcasm and hyperbole to strike me down. If everyone can deal with it, why can't I?
Besyanteo: I dunno, actually. >_> I think you take things too seriously. I doubt anyone's trying to offend you.
TheGreatNevareh: If I point out the sarcasm and hyperbole, I'm overreacting and am met with further sarcasm and hyperbole. I'm just getting tired of my role, here.
TheGreatNevareh: They aren't and they are.
TheGreatNevareh: It's not meant to be truly offensive, but it's stuff that both they and I dislike about myself.
Lithaladhwen: So, you're mad because you're afraid it's true? If it obviously weren't, would it bother you?
TheGreatNevareh: I'm argumentative and I hear about it over and over again.
TheGreatNevareh: Yes. Yes it would, because I'd start assuming it were true. Other people generally have a better handle on reality than I have.
Lithaladhwen: Back to 'why Nevareh sucks' again.
Lithaladhwen: There's a difference between blaming yourself and taking responsibility, Nevareh. Around here you seem to do more of the former and less of the latter.
TheGreatNevareh: Oh, the reason why is that when I try to do the latter, when I work up the courage to do something like that, my attempt gets attacked and smashed and I'm cowed back into the former.
Lithaladhwen: <pity party>
TheGreatNevareh: There's a REASON why I'm afraid to do stuff.
TheGreatNevareh: ... See? This is what I'm talking about.
TheGreatNevareh: If I abruptly stop taking shit from people I get shat on more, if I try to explain myself it's immediately analyzed into something to make my point weaker...
Lithaladhwen: You talk like you're the only one with problems. Like we should all be totally different people when you're around because "Oh, shit, Nevareh is fragile."
TheGreatNevareh: Well fuck it, NEVAREH IS FRAGILE.
TheGreatNevareh: I AM bloody fragile.
Lithaladhwen: Well, fuck it. I'm not living to suit you.
TheGreatNevareh: I don't like that I am but I am.,
TheGreatNevareh: See? Any way I'm fucked.
TheGreatNevareh: I stand up to it and "I'm not taking shit from you,"
Lithaladhwen: Because you don't control anyone but yourself, and won't even do that?
Lithaladhwen: Yes, probably.
TheGreatNevareh: I deal with it and "Here goes the "Nevareh sucks parade!"
Besyanteo: <_< ... I'm sensing a fundamental communication failure.
TheGreatNevareh: And because I only control me it's really, really unfair to be angry at anyone but myself.
FFFan80: ...what?
NYClark2: Hmm... I am confused.
Besyanteo: OK:
FFFan80: That's like saying I should be angry at myself for standing in front of the man who shot me o_O
TheGreatNevareh: How can I be angry at someone for doing something that would make me mad if they didn't have a 100% sureness that I would get mad about it?
TheGreatNevareh: It's fundamentally unfair to the other person.
TheGreatNevareh: If someone shoots you, they aren't thinking about your feelings, but they aren't trying to make you angry, either.
Besyanteo: Nev is sayying, near as I can tell: "You all hate me because, you know, I'm fragile and I suck." Which is angst crap. I'm sayying
Besyanteo: "You're human, being angry is something that happens. So's callign you on it sometimes."
TheGreatNevareh: ... What?>
TheGreatNevareh: I'm not saying anything about anyone but me.
Besyanteo: >_> Ok then.
TheGreatNevareh: I'm saying "I hate me becuse I'm fragile and I suck. I hate me because it's angsty, and I hate me for wanting to blame other people when it's fundamentally unfair to do so."
Besyanteo: Meanwhile, Kai is sayying: "We are who we are, that's how it is. We're not telling you to be different or hate yourself. We're telling you to stop overreacting."
TheGreatNevareh: "I wish periodically when I vent about it I weren't presented with more reason to hate myself."
Besyanteo: ... So,
Besyanteo: You want us to sit here and listen to you talk about your personal problems.
TheGreatNevareh: No. I want you to say "You have problems, okay, please don't tell me about them."
Besyanteo: ...
FFFan80: .....
TheGreatNevareh: Or better yet, don't give me reason to vemt about them in the first place. But that, in itself, is unfair.
Besyanteo: I can see this isn't going to make sense any time soon.
Besyanteo: I'm going to watch flash movies now.
Besyanteo has left the room.
Lithaladhwen: *is going to be mean if she says anything... and that doesn't help*
Lithaladhwen: *lurks*
TheGreatNevareh: It's unfair because I want the universe to just forgive me for being me sometimes and I get to pick the times.
TheGreatNevareh: But that's not fair because the universe doesn't care and even if it did, who am I to dictate to it when to make me feel better?
FFFan80: And what, exactly, is complaining about this to all of us going to accomplish?
FFFan80: Because it sounds like, to me, you KNOW what's wrong, but you're choosing to ignore it.
NYClark2: Nev, I am trying to be empathetic and sympathetic, but you are making no sense.
TheGreatNevareh: Maybe give you an insight into me, make me more human. But that's doomed from the start because I'm little more than a figment of your imaginations.
FFFan80: .....
TheGreatNevareh: I care a lot about justice and I want to be perfect.
FFFan80: Well that I can answer
FFFan80: You can't be.
TheGreatNevareh: Which is where my problems come from.
FFFan80: not being perfect is not a bad thing, however.
FFFan80: I can't draw for shit
FFFan80: I can't sing for shit
FFFan80: I make people cry when I try to dance
FFFan80: But I'm good with computers, and somewhat good at writing.
TheGreatNevareh: Do you WANT to sing well, draw well, and dance well? Secretly want to with all of your heart and soul?
TheGreatNevareh: I want to do everything well enough so I can feel good about myself, which is in itself impossible.
FFFan80: Drawing, I did for awhile
FFFan80: But I don't have the dedication necessary unfortunately so *shrug*
TheGreatNevareh: I should just go away. It would solve a lot of problems for other people since I honestly am, to some degree, a problem for other people.
FFFan80: Your problem, Nev, is you're focusing too much on said 'problems'
FFFan80: And their existance, rather than how to either
FFFan80: A) Live with them
FFFan80: or
FFFan80: B) Resolve them
TheGreatNevareh: I refuse to live with problems. Problems are examples of fundamental injustice. And so very few problems have solutions I can enact by myself.
TheGreatNevareh: The ones I CAN solve are the ones caused by me.
TheGreatNevareh: "Problems are in the mind, and the solution is not to have them"
FFFan80: Then you are going to drive yourself insane
FFFan80: Because there are some problem that are beyond a single human being's capability to fix.
TheGreatNevareh: I'm well on my way. Just wondering if I should cut out the middleman, buy a huge life insurance policy on myself, then commit suicide by trying to stab a policeman.
TheGreatNevareh: Except that would be unfair to the policeman.
FFFan80: That's not solving a problem
FFFan80: That's causing a fucking assload more.
TheGreatNevareh: Oh, it solves PLENTY of problems.
TheGreatNevareh: That's what people never tell you about suicide: It's the easy way out because your problems are no longer your concern.
Lithaladhwen: Actually, I hear that a lot.
TheGreatNevareh: But I'm too self-centered to try suicide seriously.
TheGreatNevareh: So it's not really an issue. Until I learn to focus on other people, suicide is, for me, the coward's way out.
TheGreatNevareh: And I really, really hate being called a coward.
NYClark2: Nev. Stop, look, listen. Take a deep breath. Think about what you are typing. I don't mean this in the "oh no suicide, calm down man" way, I mean this in the "You have stopped making sense" way.
TheGreatNevareh: I AM too self-centered to try suicide. It's too easy and I don't like taking the easy way out of anything.
TheGreatNevareh: "I'm too important to the universe to deprive it of myself" is an undertone, here.
NYClark2: Because you have, stopped making sense that is.
TheGreatNevareh: All I'm doing is lowering your collective opinions of me, and since that will soon become an impossible feat, I might as well quit now and save the rest of your depreciation of me for another day.
TheGreatNevareh: This is what I am, inside. A bunch of angsty contradictions cowering in my own miserable little pile of secrets that no one wants to know anyway.
TheGreatNevareh: But it's fundamentally unfair to you all to keep subjecting you to my lack of logical faculties.
FFFan80: .....Which you keep doing.
TheGreatNevareh: So I'm going to stop.
Lithaladhwen: There's a difference between trying to resolve your problems and vomiting forth incomprehensible bitching.
Lithaladhwen: People come into chat sometimes and work out problems. There are productive ways to handle things.
Lithaladhwen: We tell you this isn't it, and it becomes a matter of whether or not you are worth your carbon molecules.
Lithaladhwen: Somehow.
Lithaladhwen: If you want help, act like it. If you don't, get a livejournal like everyone else who just wants to be heard and doesn't necessarily need the opinions of the world crowding down on them.
Lithaladhwen: That's why I have one.
Lithaladhwen: That's why a lot of people do.
Lithaladhwen: That's why a lot of people don't spend hours ranting in chat about how the world should hate them because they suck.
NYClark2: And now, I attempt a haiku
NYClark2: Acid tongue cuts through/ Bullshit never stops falling / Just leaves nasty mess
Lithaladhwen: *laughs*
TheGreatNevareh: I wouldn't really call that acidic, though.
TheGreatNevareh: And the bullshit did noticeably stop falling a short while ago when I gave up on feeling sorry for myself publicly. It's kind of a waste of air.
TheGreatNevareh: Thus: I give your haiku a B for structure!
FFFan80: *fwips for resting his manflesh*
FFFan80: Night folks
NYClark2: G'night
FFFan80 has left the room.
TheGreatNevareh has left the room.