You have just entered room "piraticalrp."
PsychoQuadDuck has entered the room.
Female Pretense has entered the room.
LovelyJester: (wench.)
Female Pretense: (wrench!)
LovelyJester: (Hokay who who who who should lex play?!)
UltimateKoD: (This shall be GMed, folks.)
UltimateKoD: (And I request Jazz.)
LovelyJester: (HAI.
Lithaladhwen: (GMed? I can't be up too late. I was up till 4.5 last night with Nama's RP, and I worked today.)
LovelyJester: *The depressed Pirate feels an hand on her shoulder*
Lithaladhwen: (Just a note if I drop in.)
PsychoQuadDuck: (I honestly don't know if I'll be able to stay long enough to be in a GMed RP. I have work to go to in the morning - at like 8 AM.)
UltimateKoD: (Kay-o.)
LovelyJester: *A really damn cold hand*
AngeloState606: *Turns to look*
PsychoQuadDuck: (However, if I can get enough people I plan on definitely running something tomorrow. I think I'll lurk for now.)
AngeloState606: Oh, hello, Mrs. Tymisson. *sigh*
UltimateKoD: (... I knew I should have logged on with my other account.)
UltimateKoD: (Its the IH, folks. Feel free to CI for a while...)
UltimateKoD: (things will start to roll soon.)
AngeloState606: (K.)
Besyanteo has entered the room.
PsychoQuadDuck: (I'm afraid it's too late at night for me to RP. Sorry.)
Lithaladhwen: (I don't know if I can. I'm so fucking tired. I may have to lurk in silent support.)
LovelyJester: Allo then.
Besyanteo: (YARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR)
LovelyJester: Why the horse face?
Besyanteo: (Tea makes me alive again!)
LovelyJester: So long. *Makes a tsking noise*
PsychoQuadDuck: (Someone is to remind me tomorrow to try and start an RP.)
UltimateKoD: (I'm on it.)
Besyanteo: (SEtting?)
PsychoWarden2002 has entered the room.
PsychoQuadDuck: (7 PM is when I plan on it tomorrow though.)
UltimateKoD: (IH. Late in the day, like five o clock.)
Besyanteo: (Ah ha.)
UltimateKoD: (And this will be GMed, folks.)
AngeloState606: Well, just a stream of unfortunte happenin's, I'm afraid.
AngeloState606: *Looks down at her glass of whiskey, drinks some*
Besyanteo: (Hm. A bar... I always have trouble with this. None of my characters drink.)
Besyanteo: (.... Except. >.>)
Zero has entered the room.
UltimateKoD: (Hey Kyle. IH RP. Soon to be GMed. Five in the afternoon. Do as thou will.)
Besyanteo: *A man of about 20 enters the IH! He has sort of frizzy brown hair, wears a breastplate over a red shirt, and plain looking black pants. He has a buckler strapped to his back, and a sword at his side.*
Zero: (GMed?)
TheGreatNevareh has entered the room.
Zero: (I gotta leave soon :-( )
UltimateKoD: (da.)
LovelyJester: Ah.
LovelyJester: Sucks.
LovelyJester: I suggest getting laid.
LovelyJester: *Seats herself by Annie with a grin*
Besyanteo: *And he heads right to the bar, ordering a lighter, fruity kind of drink.*
UltimateKoD: (Hey Nev. ... Nev... GO GM RoA! i miss it so... ,v_v,)
AngeloState606: O.o Laid, miss? *clears her throat nervously*
Besyanteo: >.> IM: ... Ha.
UltimateKoD: (Bill: I'LL DO IT!)
AngeloState606: (Annie: I'm saving myself, HONKY!)
AngeloState606: (Annie: Sort of!)
LovelyJester: Yeah.
LovelyJester: You know.
LovelyJester: *strange accent* The Horizontal Dance of HAVING SEX.
LovelyJester: *Orders a little bit of wine*
Besyanteo: *snrks into his drink.*
UltimateKoD: (Dae: It ain't always horizontal... ~_^)
Besyanteo: IM: Doman women! Ha!
AngeloState606: Well, *ahem* I've actually, umm....actually ne'er experienced a man's touch...that way. <.<
LovelyJester: >_>
LovelyJester: ......*puts a hand over Annie's*
LovelyJester: I'm sorry Deary.
LovelyJester: *patpat*
Besyanteo: (... I love her.)
LovelyJester: (As you should.)
AngeloState606: V.V It's not so bad, I guess...then again, not really sure what I'm missing out on.
AngeloState606: (Annie: How 'bout some pointers, eh?)
LovelyJester: *snickers*
LovelyJester: Well, I can see why, nothin's happened.
LovelyJester: You'll have to club that skittish blue idiot for anything to happen.
LovelyJester: Until then! No worries. There are other things besides senseless sex. For instance. I like explosives.
Besyanteo: (... Ha. And the Timewarp plays.)
LovelyJester: *Takes a drink of her wine*
Zero: (I love the Timewarp :D)
Besyanteo: *finishes off his drink, and sits to listen to the interesting native woman! Oh that silly Baronian.*
LovelyJester: IM: Melancholy pirate bratling.
UltimateKoD: *a young man, barely 20, blonde hair, blue eyes, enters the bar, a grin from ear to ear*
Besyanteo: (*Pelvic Thrust*)
LovelyJester: (*takes a step to the right*)
Lithaladhwen: (Put your hands on your hips)
LovelyJester: (Hey TARA, it's your favorite SONG.)
LovelyJester: (*pelvic thrusts*)
Female Pretense: (explosives!)
UltimateKoD: *he has a stack of parchments in his hands* Excuse me, attention everyone?
Besyanteo: Eh? >_>
Besyanteo: IM: Tell me it isn't one of those religous missions guys... It's bad enough at yer house!
UltimateKoD: There will be a church service of the newest church in town, the Church of all, at six o clock tonight, and I'd love it if you would all come!
Besyanteo: ...
UltimateKoD: *meant to capitalize that All*
LovelyJester: >_>
AngeloState606: *Blushes* IM: Does she mean Elan?
Besyanteo: *orders a stiff ale*
LovelyJester: This is a bar, mate.
LovelyJester: Good luck with that.
UltimateKoD: There will be cake, and juice, and singing, and all kinds of good stuff! Please, everyone, just come and see what we're about!
Besyanteo: Ain't i' bad 'nuff that ye come knockin on people's doors in the mornin?
AngeloState606: >.> <.<
Besyanteo: Bugger off!
UltimateKoD: *begins handing out the parchments to all the patrons, which turn out to be pamphlets*
LovelyJester: IM: You'll get me in a church, when you get on yer hands and knees and kiss my lilly white undead ass.
AngeloState606: (That's an evil evil song, Lex; it's gonna get stuck in my head, then I'm gonna reach over there and boob-punch you)
UltimateKoD: *the pamphlets read*
PsychoWarden2002: (Ah, Jinx. There's a character I haven't seen in a LOOOOONG time.)
LovelyJester: (Do it, and I'll kill you dead HONKY)
AngeloState606: Explosives, eh?
TheGreatNevareh: (You like RoA? I just made you reach Holdenburgh. There's your GMing.)
LovelyJester: Of course.
Besyanteo: *When handed his, he proceeds to do... nothing. Staring at the misionary like a naughty child*
LovelyJester: Sometimes they have a longer fuse than most men. *Lets out a cackle*
AngeloState606: Now, that's somethin' I can get int'rested in...
UltimateKoD: "Tired of trying to pick a god? Do you wish to know them ALL personally?"
UltimateKoD: "Know peace with all gods. Come to the Church of All."
LovelyJester: *looks idley at the brochure, then throws it down on the counter with a distasteful look*
Besyanteo: *still refusing to touch it*
UltimateKoD: "Nedeli Lerns, Pastor"
AngeloState606: *Glances at the brochure a moment, then picks it up and puts it in her pocket*
UltimateKoD: *there is a drawing of Nedeli's face... and... ... does it look... familiar to Jazz?*
Female Pretense: (peace with Nakibe and Shamaya, SIDE BY SIDE?)
Female Pretense: (:DDD)
Female Pretense: (sounds like FUN)
Lithaladhwen: (NikumuxStacey...OTP!)
UltimateKoD: *the young man leaves, has the WORD to preach*
Besyanteo: (... I'd like to see those two have to sit and have a conversation some time. XD)
Female Pretense: (XD)
LovelyJester: (Uh, does it?)
AngeloState606: What KIND of explosives, hmm?
Besyanteo: *gives his ale a long pull*
Besyanteo: Damn wankah.
AngeloState606: *Drinks the whiskey*
LovelyJester: *Shakes her head*
UltimateKoD: (Oh yes. It do. You just can't place the face...)
TheGreatNevareh: (Mmmkay, now before I die of death, someone please tell me what's going on?)
LovelyJester: Damn upstart temples.
UltimateKoD: (But in the back of your mind, you KNOW you should...)
Besyanteo: (Jazz: ... IS that Omar?!)
LovelyJester: WHY on GAERA, when we have so many, DO WE NEED MORE?!
AngeloState606: *Shrugs*
LovelyJester: Granted, the idea is to simplify things, but still. *Shakes her head* Ridiculous.
AngeloState606: I don't know much about any of 'em...
Besyanteo: >_> So they kin steal ya money.
AngeloState606: All I know is what little Elan has told me about Ashura....
Besyanteo: Just wait. Go in fer two minutes, and they'll be doin fake miracles on some poor sap fer 50 gil a pop.
Zero has left the room.
UltimateKoD: (... argh. I'm always crappy at providing proper motivation for RPs...)
Besyanteo: (Blar. I need to remember Baron's currency name.)
Besyanteo: (Chuck: It'd help is Jinx recognized the face, I bet.)
Female Pretense: (something with a Z I think)
Besyanteo: (As opposed to it being vaguely familiar)
Female Pretense: (zante?)
TheGreatNevareh: (Zante.)
Besyanteo: (... Yis, Zante. Thank you.)
Besyanteo: (!)
UltimateKoD: (OK...)
Besyanteo: (Sweet Irene plays.)
TheGreatNevareh: (Someone enlighten me, please?)
AngeloState606: Sooo...what's it like bein' married and havin' kids, hmm? *driiiink*
LovelyJester: .........
LovelyJester: A bit....
LovelyJester: Like....
UltimateKoD: *Jazz's eyes keep going back to that face...*
Female Pretense: (the disco queen!)
Besyanteo: *drinks more!*
LovelyJester: .......Hmm.
Besyanteo: (Of Miami Florida!)
Female Pretense: (they're in a bar)
AngeloState606: O.o
LovelyJester: *picks it up and looks at it again*
Female Pretense: (and got godspammed)
Marshmallow DM has entered the room.
Female Pretense: (that's it)
UltimateKoD: *It's no one she's seen recently... not since...*
LovelyJester: A bit like being alternately kicked and tickled.
TheGreatNevareh: (Who's "they" and what's the sichyashun?)
UltimateKoD: *holy... crap... it almost looks like Selendrile*
LovelyJester: *raises an eyebrow*
Female Pretense: (the Rpers, fool!)
Besyanteo: (Besyanteo, new character in the sense that I never defined and played him properly before.)
LovelyJester: ........
AngeloState606: *chuckles* Well, sounds like it'd beat the grind of monotony that is my life *grumble, drink*
LovelyJester: *TAKES A DEEP DRINK*
LovelyJester: You know, what I hate?
LovelyJester: I mean, REALLY HATE?
Female Pretense: (I only know Jinx)
Besyanteo: Eh? >_>
LovelyJester: People that don't keep their stupid asses DEAD.
Lithaladhwen: (Pot? This is kettle.)
LovelyJester: .......Myself excluded.
LovelyJester: I'm rather fond of myself.
AngeloState606: O.o really, now?
Besyanteo: *... IS Jinx very OBVIOUSLY undead?*
Besyanteo: *Nevermind then.*
LovelyJester: (She's almost white skinned, and red eyed)
Besyanteo: ... Was about t' say.
LovelyJester: .......I could swear.....
LovelyJester: *taps the man's picture*
LovelyJester: ......Nah, I'm being paranoid more like.
AngeloState606: You know him?
LovelyJester: ......He looks like someone I knew.
AngeloState606: Really? An old friend?
AngeloState606: *DRINK*
UltimateKoD: *the name is Nedeli Lerns, by the by*
TheGreatNevareh: (Is this in Doma City?)
Besyanteo: (lawl anagram)
Lithaladhwen: (Yes. Ivory Horn.)
TheGreatNevareh: <Nevareh Milligan>
LovelyJester: (Characters present. Jinx. Angelo's (Battle Accountant) char Annie Rose, and a character of Bes's that I know not.)
LovelyJester: *rubs her temple*
LovelyJester: .......Not exactly.
Besyanteo: (Besyanteo. :o New. Ish.)
LovelyJester: He was a vampire.
AngeloState606: Hmm...
AngeloState606: Really? Kinda like yourself?
LovelyJester: .....I kinda killed him.
Besyanteo: *finishes his second drink!*
LovelyJester: *plays with the bell around her neck*
TheGreatNevareh: ::Into the Ivory Horn strides one HELL of a woman.::
Besyanteo: >_> You... Er.
AngeloState606: Hmm...Well, I guess he needed killin' *DRINK*
Besyanteo: And now he leads a big church here in Doma.
TheGreatNevareh: ::She's absolutely stunning- impossible to ignore, really. She practically lights up the room, despite her odd form of dress.::
LovelyJester: *eyes her, and gives a small wave*
Besyanteo: *Looks over. ... And looks again.*
Besyanteo: *... Ok, three times is a bit much.*
LovelyJester: .....*starts playing with that name*
LovelyJester: .........I'll be damned all to hell.
TheGreatNevareh: ::Her hair is tied back to provide a better view of her near-perfect face. She carries herself as though nothing could bother her, and she obviously owns any situation she walks into.::
Besyanteo: *looks back over to Jinx! Becasue teh woman is interesting!*
LovelyJester: ......I do believe, I'm goin' to church.
AngeloState606: Well, then; gonna finish him off, again? *drink*
LovelyJester: >_> I dunno.
LovelyJester: It's kinda a whim you know.
TheGreatNevareh: ::Looking over at Jinx and recognizing a face, she strides over in her... admiral's outfit?::
LovelyJester: Can't resist some nice friendly life or death combat when it presents itself so pretty.
TheGreatNevareh: Pardon the interruption! It is a pleasure to once again make your acquaintance, lady Jinx.
TheGreatNevareh: *Bow*
LovelyJester: *bows her heaD*
LovelyJester: Allo Neverah.
PsychoQuadDuck has left the room.
LovelyJester: *but spelled properly*
Besyanteo: IM: Must not undress with the powers of my mind...
TheGreatNevareh: How's Daenj'r?
UltimateKoD: *the service shall start in 20 minutes, and from the address, it's a ten minute walk away*
LovelyJester: .......
LovelyJester: *Snorts*
LovelyJester: A bald headed sack of idiocy.
Lithaladhwen: (Awwww.)
Besyanteo: ... Mind company? I need somethin to do.
TheGreatNevareh: Ahh, same old same old?
LovelyJester: ........But growing smarter.
LovelyJester: ......*looks to mr accent*
AngeloState606: *Eyes the woman*
AngeloState606: *Drink*
LovelyJester: .......er, who are you then?
Besyanteo: *Pardon that. Bes is trying for Cockney, based on all of two minutes of exposure*
TheGreatNevareh: And, of course, a friend of lady Jinx?
LovelyJester: (It's alright. I just didn't know how to address him, aside from the only man currently around.)
TheGreatNevareh: It's a pleasure to meet you as well. Does anyone mind if I stop being so cordial? It hurts my soul.
LovelyJester: ......Yeah.
LovelyJester: Knock it off.
LovelyJester: This is Annie.
Besyanteo: A bored man that'd have fun kicking the arse of someone who'd interupt my drink with a damn religeous hoo ha paper?
LovelyJester: *jerks a thumb at the shy pirate lass*
TheGreatNevareh: Pleased to meet you, Annie. I'm Nevareh Milligan.
LovelyJester: .....What can I call you though?
Besyanteo: Bes works.
LovelyJester: If you don't produce a name, I'm calling you Herbert.
LovelyJester: .......Right. That'll do.
TheGreatNevareh: I like Herbert more than Bes.
LovelyJester: IM: DAMN. He looks like a herbert.
Female Pretense: (half a world away, Dia is suddenly and inexplicably happy)
TheGreatNevareh: It becomes "Bertie" without much trouble.
Besyanteo: Heh. I think I like Bes better meself.
LovelyJester: (n_n)
LovelyJester: Or Bertha, alternately.
TheGreatNevareh: You're from Baron City, Bes?
Besyanteo: *just chuckles.* Yeah, acshually.
AngeloState606: *nods at the two*
AngeloState606: *drink*
TheGreatNevareh: *Has a rather pointed and clipped High Baronian accent.*
Besyanteo: (Annie's gonna drink her way into a pregnancy at that rate.)
TheGreatNevareh: I haven't been back there in years.
UltimateKoD: (Blades Bill, one of her suitors: WOO HOO! SHE CAN'T LEAVE ME NOW!)
Besyanteo: Eh, nothin's changed.
TheGreatNevareh: The place still muggy, prone to fog, and full of nobs all over the place?
Besyanteo: (... nobs.)
UltimateKoD: *the service will start in fifteen minutes...*
Besyanteo: (That makes me giggle)
Besyanteo: *he barks laughter* Damn straight!
AngeloState606: (Probably *snicker*)
Besyanteo: But 's home.
TheGreatNevareh: Oh, Baron, how I miss you. Still, don't miss you enough to go back, yet.
Besyanteo: *looks back to Jinx* Wanna get goin then?
TheGreatNevareh: IM: Oh this will not turn out well if he's a policeman.
Besyanteo: *So not in any kind of uniform. Looks more punk adventurer*
AngeloState606: *Puts money on the table, and heads to the john*
LovelyJester: Yes. I do believe I gotta go.
TheGreatNevareh: Go?
TheGreatNevareh: Wait, is this about that priest I saw leave when I came in?
LovelyJester: Aye.
TheGreatNevareh: Or is my company so repellant as that?
LovelyJester: No no.
LovelyJester: By all means, If you're up for a bit of stirring up trouble.....
LovelyJester: *Hands her the brochure and points to the man*
Besyanteo: *he pays for his drinks and stays!*
Besyanteo: (stands*. :{)
LovelyJester: I've killed this #$$%er before.
TheGreatNevareh: Stirring up trouble? Not something I can do unless there's a good rea-...
LovelyJester: He was going under a different name. Selendrile.
TheGreatNevareh: ... Is this something I should go home to get my guns for?
LovelyJester: .....Yeah.
LovelyJester: I would get those.
TheGreatNevareh: I feel so safe in this city that I only walk around with a sidearm.
Besyanteo: And be quick about it!
AngeloState606: *After doing her "business", returns to the bar, and nods to Jazz as she heads out the door*
TheGreatNevareh: Sure, it's a highly illegal sidearm, but still...
LovelyJester: Where you goin' ann?
TheGreatNevareh: ... I'm going to stop talking.
LovelyJester: Not going to join the fun?
Besyanteo: Souns good. *cheerful smile*
TheGreatNevareh: If I knew I was going to be running, I wouldn'tve worn these damn thighboots.
AngeloState606: *Shakes her head* I gotta get back...might be missin' something int'restin' at me shope *sigh*
AngeloState606: *shoppe
TheGreatNevareh: You considering calling the guard?
Besyanteo: What? Nev'r! They'd suck the fun right outt 'o this!
TheGreatNevareh: If this is honestly dangerous, it might warrant calling the guards.
Besyanteo: (Mmm, typos in a bad accent.)
TheGreatNevareh: If they can deal with demonic invasions, they can deal with someone who won't stay dead.
Besyanteo: Bah. Wet blanket.
TheGreatNevareh: Dearie, Doma's my last refuge. If I get wanted here, I've got to leave the bloody continent.
LovelyJester: .........
TheGreatNevareh: And I like the climate too much.
LovelyJester: *Sigh* alright Doll.
LovelyJester: But a little scrappin' might cheer you up.
UltimateKoD: *twelve minutes... better hustle...*
TheGreatNevareh: I'm heading back. Can I keep the pamphlet?
AngeloState606: *chuckles* Perhaps...
AngeloState606: I should go find someone's ass to kick *mumble*
Besyanteo: 's not mine.
Besyanteo: *head jerks at Jinx*
UltimateKoD: (Dear Bes and Nev: Tell your characters to quit being spoilsports. Love, Cha)
Besyanteo: (Dear Cha: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA no. Love, a spoilsport)
LovelyJester: Sure.
TheGreatNevareh: (Spoken like someone who never wants to learn the secret of Jerry's dead fern.)
AngeloState606: *Outside, she remembers the pamphlet in her pocket; she pulls it out and reads it*
UltimateKoD: (... I'll be good.)
AngeloState606: IM: Hmm...should be startin' soon....wouldn't hurt to....check it out.
AngeloState606: *Starts in the direction of the church*
TheGreatNevareh: Nix that. I'm sending one of my assistants.
Besyanteo: Bah. Nuff wasted time.
TheGreatNevareh: He's better in a scrap than me anyway. Young guy.
TheGreatNevareh: Cute, too. Kinda swishy.
Besyanteo: *heads for the door, opening it regally for the Vampress!*
Besyanteo: Milady?
TheGreatNevareh: Also: Having a party later this week. Bring the family!
AngeloState606: *After a bit of walking, finds herself at the entrance of the church*
TheGreatNevareh: Ciao, and PLEASE be careful.
AngeloState606: *Looks around*
TheGreatNevareh: </Nevareh Milligan>
Besyanteo: Eh. Weird prude. >_>;
LovelyJester: Deal....
AngeloState606: IM: Should I go ahead and go inside?
LovelyJester: *Follows*
LovelyJester: Let's get moving!
TheGreatNevareh: <Virgil Tuscaday>
Besyanteo: *Follows after Jinx!*
LovelyJester: *Heads towards where the church was supposed to be located*
TheGreatNevareh: *By a strange turn of events, a young man is already waiting there. He's got his hair tied back and looks like he never has to shave.*
LovelyJester: *Jinx today thankfully isn't wearin' her good stuff. Black tights, red stockings, slippers, a large poofy poets shirt, and a black corset over that*
AngeloState606: *Looks around again, feeling a bit uncomfortable*
AngeloState606: *Reads the pamphlet again, sighs*
LovelyJester: *They arrive!*
TheGreatNevareh: *He's dressed mostly in black with some durable boots, gloves, and a red bandanna tied around his neck.*
AngeloState606: IM: Here goes nothin'!
LovelyJester: *Spots Annie and gives her a red eyed wink*
AngeloState606: Oh, hello, again!
AngeloState606: I decided to, uh, see what this was all about...
LovelyJester: I hope you can hold up if things get odd. *to Bes*
LovelyJester: *nods*
TheGreatNevareh: ... Pardon me. I recieved a... notice? I'm supposed to meet a pale lady in a jester's outfit here?
TheGreatNevareh: Are you her?
LovelyJester: .....
LovelyJester: *points to the bell around her neck*
LovelyJester: Yeah. Jester. Right here.
TheGreatNevareh: Sorry. It's Doma and you can never be too sure.
LovelyJester: *eyes him up and down*
AngeloState606: *Looks at the man addressing Jazz curiously*
TheGreatNevareh: I'm Virgil. Boss lady told me to wait here for you.
AngeloState606: O.o
LovelyJester: AH, Nev's man then.
Besyanteo: *he flexes* I c'n take care of meself.
TheGreatNevareh: I'd tell you HOW she did that but that would be breaking a confidentiality agreement.
Besyanteo: (blar. Lag. jsut a little.)
LovelyJester: *Stiffles a snort at Bes*
LovelyJester: Well then.
TheGreatNevareh: So, I'm at your service.
LovelyJester: Let's go to church, eh?
TheGreatNevareh: Yes, milady.
LovelyJester: Anyone got a cloak or hat I can borrow?
AngeloState606: *Pulls her cape off and hands it to Jazz*
AngeloState606: Here you go...
UltimateKoD: *church starts in two minutes...*
TheGreatNevareh: IM: I REALLY need to learn to read these damn contracts I keep having to sign.
Besyanteo: (Virgil: ... and sign away my right to... That can't be legal!)
Besyanteo: (Jinx: It is now. >:3)
LovelyJester: *Throws it on, and pulls up the hood*
AngeloState606: *Walks through the doors*
Besyanteo: (Virgil: *never heard from again*)
LovelyJester: IM: MYSTERIOUS!
UltimateKoD: (Oh. Dear. God.)
TheGreatNevareh: IM: I really hope I don't get arrested again.
UltimateKoD: (My sister has the WORST timing ever.)
LovelyJester: (NO NO N ONOOOOOOO!)
AngeloState606: (NOOOOOOOOOOO)
LovelyJester: (NO!)
LovelyJester: (NO DAMNIT!)
Besyanteo: (>_>)
TheGreatNevareh: (Did she just urinate all over your pantaloons?!)
UltimateKoD: (I KNOW! I want to keep going too!)
AngeloState606: (SHITSHITSHIT)
Besyanteo: (Threaten her with an M-80 while screaming "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!")
AngeloState606: (MIERDE! MIERDE! MIERDE!)
UltimateKoD: (I have none.)
Besyanteo: (._.)
Lithaladhwen: (*merdemerdemerde)
TheGreatNevareh: (Estuans Interins Ira Behementi!)
UltimateKoD: (give it twenty minutes.)
Besyanteo: (Kay.)
UltimateKoD: (I'll mute the thing and slip back in.)
LovelyJester: (OMG)
UltimateKoD: (be back soon.)
AngeloState606: (K)
LovelyJester: (.................................ARRRRRG)
UltimateKoD has left the room.
LovelyJester: (HATRED!)
LovelyJester: (LOATHING!)
LovelyJester: (PENIS!)
Besyanteo: (... So.)
LovelyJester: (GODAMNIT)
LovelyJester: (e.e)
AngeloState606: (He said he'd come back)
LovelyJester: (Oooh. Just..OOOH. I know. But this is already pissing me off.)
Lithaladhwen: (Yup. And I'll be able to log even if he can't.)
Besyanteo: (How shall we entertain one another for 20 minutes?)
Lithaladhwen: (I plan to, in fact.)
Lithaladhwen: (We should start another CI in the perentheses.)
AngeloState606: (LETS DO THE TIME WARP AGAAAAAAAAIN!)
Lithaladhwen: (Then we'll have to use brackets for OOC chatter)
Marshmallow DM: (How will we talk in OOC?!)
Besyanteo: ((Yo.))
Besyanteo: ((=D))
Marshmallow DM: (~~~Ok~~~)
Lithaladhwen: (Bes has the right of it.)
Besyanteo: (What shall we play?!)
AngeloState606: (Cyber duck-duck-goose?)
AngeloState606: (Is that possible?)
Lithaladhwen: (Janken!)
TheGreatNevareh: (Hmm.)
TheGreatNevareh: (>>You wake up.)
Besyanteo: (>Look room.)
UltimateKoD has entered the room.
UltimateKoD has left the room.
LovelyJester: (OKAY. SHITE)
Besyanteo: (?!)
Besyanteo: (...)
Female Pretense: (e.e)
LovelyJester: (um. I'll be back in five minutes.)
Female Pretense: (Cha's family is the worst)
Besyanteo: (Sharpen your stabbin spoons.)
AngeloState606: (Yeah...gonna totally blow this joint; be back on in a little while)
LovelyJester: (this may be my only chance to leave the comp lab and get home.)
TheGreatNevareh: (>>You seem to be strapped into a chair. It's hard to move your head very much, and the room is mostly dark.)
LovelyJester: (I'll be back in my apartment before you can complete the entire time warp song.)
Lithaladhwen: (I'll stay here and hold down the fort.)
AngeloState606: (*shudders*)
LovelyJester: (Then I'll join in the lynchin' of chuck's sis.)
AngeloState606 has left the room.
Besyanteo: (... Well, this is interesting!)
LovelyJester: (Same goes for Tara.)
LovelyJester: (we're sittin' right next to each other.)
Besyanteo: (>examine restraints)
LovelyJester: (back in a bit.)
TheGreatNevareh: (>>They aren't very strong. A little effort ought to break them. Whatever strapped you in probably didn't intend for you to wake up.)
LovelyJester has left the room.
TheGreatNevareh: (>>The ones on your legs are stronger, but with free hands they should be easy to open.)
TheGreatNevareh: (>>There's a final restraint around your neck. It's what's keeping your head in place. It should also be easy to remove.)
Besyanteo: (bleh, sorry. Sarah's flash got my attention)
Besyanteo: (>free arms)
TheGreatNevareh: (>>You rip the restraints free easily. The chair is also fairly shoddily made- you break off the chair's arms.))
TheGreatNevareh: (>>Your head clears a bit and some of the darkness is lifting.)
TheGreatNevareh: (>>The room is dim, but some of it was just leftover grogginess.)
Besyanteo: (>find exit)
TheGreatNevareh: (>> You look around, seeking an exit. You can't see any ways out, but you also can't see behind you. Maybe the door's on the other side of the room?)
Besyanteo: (... Bleh.)
Besyanteo: (>Examine room)
TheGreatNevareh: (>>The room is sparse. There's a desk on the far wall you're facing, but you can't reach it until you free yourself from the chair.))
Besyanteo: (>free legs)
Besyanteo: (Somehow forgot that part.)
TheGreatNevareh: (>>You remove the restraints from your legs and your neck. Your neck is a bit raw from the restraint, but you're otherwise fine.)
TheGreatNevareh: (>>Your head clears some more. You were being... tortured, you think. And you passed out.)
Besyanteo: (>examine self)
TheGreatNevareh: (>>Your body is fine, though. Whatever they did left no lasting damage.)
TheGreatNevareh: (>>There are punctures on your arms.)
Besyanteo: (>examine punctures)
TheGreatNevareh: (>>You're also naked except for your underwear.)
TheGreatNevareh: (>>They're small holes that have yet to begin bruising, so they're fairly fresh. You must have recieved some kind of intraveinous fluid.)
Besyanteo: (>Fap.)
Female Pretense: (...)
Besyanteo: (Chuck needs to hurry the hell up.)
Lithaladhwen: (...)
Female Pretense: (I'm in ur chat, fapping it up)
Besyanteo: (LOL I HARBLD)
Besyanteo: (>find some frikken clothes)
TheGreatNevareh: (>>That doesn't really sound like an action. Still, let's see where it takes us. You fap.)
Lithaladhwen: (NO!)
TheGreatNevareh: (>>The room is empty except for the desk and the door on the far side of the room from where you are, as well as the dim flourescent lights.)
TheGreatNevareh: (>>No clothes unless you want to go Lulu with those restraints.)
TheGreatNevareh: (>>Oh, there's also the somewhat broken chair.)
Besyanteo: (>break fourth wall "MMORPG subscription, $5/mo. Internet conenction, $30/mo. Losing your dignity to a text based game: Priceless.)
Lithaladhwen: (I'm going to bed. I'll log in the morning.)
Besyanteo: (Kay.)
Female Pretense: (nightyo!)
TheGreatNevareh: (Good night!)
Besyanteo: (>find exit. For real this time.)
TheGreatNevareh: (>> There's the door on the far side of the room. It's solid and made of wood.)
Besyanteo: (>Teleport home.)
TheGreatNevareh: (It has a handle as opposed to a knob, thus something has to be keeping it closed.)
Besyanteo: (bleh, msiread that as "no door")
Besyanteo: (misread* even.)
TheGreatNevareh: (>>You forgot your teleport spell. However, in the back of your mind there IS a spell to make some kind of fire. You aren't sure how big, though, so it could be dangerous.)
Besyanteo: (>WTF.)
Besyanteo: (>Open Door
Besyanteo: )*
TheGreatNevareh: (>>You could concievably leave if you find a spellbook with a good Teleport spell in it.)
TheGreatNevareh: (>>The door won't move. It's not really bolted shut, but warped into a position so it's hard to open.)
TheGreatNevareh: (>>Maybe there's something in the room you can use to help open the door?)
Besyanteo: (>take chair leg)
AngeloState606 has entered the room.
Besyanteo: (HI.)
Besyanteo: (HE HAS YET TO RETURN.)
AngeloState606: (Yeah...I noticed *is sad*)
AngeloState606: (Hopefully he'll be back soon)
TheGreatNevareh: (>>You break off one of the legs of the chair. This is probably ideal for breaking open the lock on the desk.)
AngeloState606: (I am eating some left-over johnny carinos....mmmMMM good)
Besyanteo: (>break desk lock)
TheGreatNevareh: (>>The lock on the desk bashes in and then falls broken to the floor. Cheap, shoddy workmanship, like the chair. The Desk is now open.)
OMG Dirty has entered the room.
Besyanteo: (>examine desk contents)
OMG Dirty: (ARG he's not back?)
Besyanteo: (NU.)
OMG Dirty: (PISS NUGGETS)
Besyanteo: (But Nev seems to think I look good without clothes and straped to a chair.)
Besyanteo: (So we do have entertainment.)
AngeloState606: (Hmmm....it think that look suits about anyone *wink*)
TheGreatNevareh: (>>There's a slender metal rod in one drawer with a button on it. There are also some lockpicks, a clip of bullets, a handgun, some papers, and a large wrench.)
TheGreatNevareh: (>>There's also a knife and a crowbar.)
Besyanteo: (>Take crowbar. >Take Gun. >Take Clip.)
OMG Dirty: (>take face.)
TheGreatNevareh: (>>Buddy, you're naked and you only have two hands. You can't carry that much.)
AngeloState606: (It was col. custard in the observatory with the candlestick!)
AngeloState606: (Oh, wrong game, sorry.)
Besyanteo: (>Summon Lex and a set of clothes.)
TheGreatNevareh: (>>You don't know any summoning spells.)
Besyanteo: (>Damn.)
Besyanteo: (>Take Crowbar. >KILL DOOR.)
TheGreatNevareh: (>>Try as you might, your attempt to send the object to hell is unheeded.)
Besyanteo: (XD)
TheGreatNevareh: (>>Using the crowbar, you lever open the door, half-breaking it in the process.)
Besyanteo: (>Format C:\)
Besyanteo: (>I mean...)
Besyanteo: (>Exit Room.)
TheGreatNevareh: (>>The door opens to a closet. )
OMG Dirty: (HAHAHA. damn crazy breakdancing vin diesel.)
Besyanteo: (>Cry)
AngeloState606: (XD)
TheGreatNevareh: (>>The closet has some clothing in it- the pants have pockets and such.)
Besyanteo: (>PUT ON SOME CLOTHES.)
AngeloState606: (Don't remind me of that; that was semi-traumatizing....but so fucking amusing!)
TheGreatNevareh: (>>There has to be another way into the room, though.)
AngeloState606: (I'll never look at him the same again!)
TheGreatNevareh: (>>The clothes fit very well, as though they were tailored for you.)
TheGreatNevareh: (>>Now that you think about it, they WERE tailored for you. They're your clothes!)
AngeloState606: (I loooove salmon.)
TheGreatNevareh: (>>There's a small box with a circular orifice in it in your pocket.)
Besyanteo: (...)
Besyanteo: (Must... not... fap...)
Besyanteo: (>examine object.)
OMG Dirty: (XD)
TheGreatNevareh: (>>It has a readout and some buttons, but it looks like it's missing some power. The hole probably fits some kind of battery.)
AngeloState606: (Hey, X, should we watch AinW sometime this week?)
OMG Dirty: (I was once a treehouse, I lived in a cake!)
Besyanteo: (!!)
AngeloState606: (Little llama, fuzzy llama, funny llama, llama llama)
Besyanteo: (>push desk button)
OMG Dirty: (but I never saw the way the orange slayed the rakkkkkke!)
TheGreatNevareh: (>>There's a button on the desk?)
Besyanteo: (>Take slender metal rod)
Besyanteo: (>Push button.)
Besyanteo: (>Learn to read.)
TheGreatNevareh: (>The rod doesn't react when you push the button. It looks like it fits into something.)
PsychoWarden2002: (o_O What did I LURK through!?)
OMG Dirty: (A penis exploded.)
Besyanteo: (We ate Cha and made a fortress of his bones)
OMG Dirty: (llama llama cheesecake.
Besyanteo: (and then Nev sucked me into a text RPG.)
OMG Dirty: (About sex and Llamas.)
AngeloState606: (Wow...that's a mental picture I just can't seem to erase from my head)
AngeloState606: (DAMN YOU!)
Besyanteo: (=D)
AngeloState606: (PLAYING WITH MY OH SO VISUAL MIND!)
OMG Dirty: (I know. That's why I'm your bestest friend.)
OMG Dirty: (HOLY ROD!(
AngeloState606: (XD)
Besyanteo: (>Eat selnder rod.)
OMG Dirty: (*aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh noise, and choirs sing*)
Besyanteo: (slender*)
AngeloState606: (NO NO NO or you'll have to come over and peel me off the floor with a shovel)
OMG Dirty: (I am not drivin' across town again Honky.)
OMG Dirty: (Get over it.)
AngeloState606: (*Shakes fist at you*)
TheGreatNevareh: (>>You try, you really do, but the rod isn't edible. That, and you aren't hungry.)
Besyanteo: (Hmmmmm.)
OMG Dirty: (urge....to bond.........with threepwood.)
Besyanteo: (>Does the Rod fit into the weird poecket device?)
TheGreatNevareh: (>>Let's find out!)
Besyanteo: (pocket* dammit. Always with the typos.)
AngeloState606: (NOOO...Threepwood is a greedy, greedy bastard; he needs to share you)
Besyanteo: (>find out.)
TheGreatNevareh: (>>The rod fits perfectly into the box and clicks into place. The readout turns on and asks for a command. You can now read what the buttons do since the readouts turned on.)
Besyanteo: (>Examine device)
TheGreatNevareh: (>>Several of the buttons appear nonsensical or otherwise useless in aiding your escape, such as on/off buttons and language switchers.)
TheGreatNevareh: (>>However, one button does catch your eye: "Door.")
Besyanteo: (>push "door")
TheGreatNevareh: (>>Upon pressing the button, the device beeps and the wall on the side of the room slides open, letting in a burst of cool air.)
Besyanteo: (>store devicei n pocket. Wield crowbar)
TheGreatNevareh: (>>You put the device in your pocket and wield the crowbar. However, I can't help but think that the gun might be more effective in some fights.)
Besyanteo: (>Kill Gun)
TheGreatNevareh: (>>You take the crowbar and you smack the gun into pieces until it's irreparably destroyed.)
Besyanteo: (>leave room.
Besyanteo: ( )*
OMG Dirty: (I'm calling Cha.)
OMG Dirty: (And makin' some powerful bitch.)
TheGreatNevareh: (>>It turns out to have been an intelligent choice- the interior of the gun was filled with bleach. If you were to fire a bullet, the gun would explode.)
AngeloState606: (Sounds good)
TheGreatNevareh: (>>You leave the room, entering a corridor that is paneled in the same way. The floor creaks uncertainly under your bare feet.)
Besyanteo: (>Make needless 4chan reference)
TheGreatNevareh: (>> POST MORE SNAKE/WAKKA YAOI!!!)
Besyanteo: (>North)
TheGreatNevareh: ((>> Reached first checkpoint. Saving game...))
TheGreatNevareh: ((>>You haven't the vaguest idea which direction North is. There's a hallway that extends in front of you.))
TheGreatNevareh: ((>>It doesn't extend very far until it bends. There are two doors, though, before the bed.))
TheGreatNevareh: *Bend
OMG Dirty: (AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRG)
Besyanteo: (>Kill doors.)
TheGreatNevareh: ((>> The danger ante has been upped, though: You can hear someone through one of the doors.))
OMG Dirty: (CHARLES EVIL NOTHONKY sister has taken over the computer for the NIGHT.)
Marshmallow DM: (Doors have feelings too...)
Besyanteo: (I'm racist against doors though. :{)
OMG Dirty: (Feel free to pause this rp, and for spontaneous CI to take over tihs chat.)
Female Pretense: ( >:{ )
TheGreatNevareh: ((>>You take your crowbar and destroy one of the doors with lots and lots of noise. Whoever you heard obviously heard you.))
AngeloState606: (*SNARL*)
TheGreatNevareh: ((>>They're making their way towards you, and they could be armed.))
Besyanteo: (>cast fire at person)
OMG Dirty: (I know.)
AngeloState606: (WE MARCH TO CANADUH!)
TheGreatNevareh: ((>>Who? You don't see anyone.))
AngeloState606: (And kick some Ass!)
Besyanteo: (>flee!)
TheGreatNevareh: ((>>You run back into your original room. It's not a very smart hiding place, though, since the door's open and you're obviously out.))
Besyanteo: (>save and quit)
TheGreatNevareh: ((>>Game saved. Get the goon next time, eh?))
Besyanteo: (>NEVAR!)
TheGreatNevareh: ((Mmmkay. If there's nothing happening, I ought to go to bed.)
Besyanteo: (Arr. Thinking the same.)
Besyanteo has left the room.
AngeloState606: (Dammitall)
Female Pretense has left the room.
AngeloState606: (Lex, did you succumb to the Threepwood call?)
AngeloState606: (Guess soooo)
AngeloState606: (K...sleepy time)
AngeloState606 has left the room.
Marshmallow DM: (even I can barely ignore the call of Guybrush :-()
Marshmallow DM has left the room.
PsychoWarden2002 has left the room.
OMG Dirty has left the room.