You have just entered room "itsafargatenotastargate."
Lithaladhwen: (IT GOES FAR)
Besyanteo: (!!!)
Besyanteo: (Ashley. =D)
Besyanteo: (You caught my telepathic summons.)
T3chn0Namagomi has left the room.
Besyanteo: *WELL THEN.*
Lithaladhwen: (I have to go and I'll be back.)
Besyanteo: (Aww. Kay.)
Lithaladhwen: (We left something at the store, and I want to eat that.)
PapatymisonN: (Go fast.)
PapatymisonN: (Break speed limits.)
PapatymisonN: (Get on Fox TV if need be.
PapatymisonN: )
Besyanteo: *The Kingdom is in a state of shock. While King Harvey was certainly disliked by alot of people, no one cold have predicted the events that unfolded in the past few days.*
AngeloState606: (Which gen is this??)
Besyanteo: *I wonder how people are taking it? Well, that's how CIs are starts!*
Besyanteo: (First)
MajorGeneralTso: (...I have no characters who would reasonably be in Baron...)
AngeloState606: (Same here...)
MajorGeneralTso: (...Aside from the Mazoku, whom Bes has taken the liberty of throwing there.)
PapatymisonN: (Just be someone who is Doman, but speaks British.)
DarkLordKelne: (What about unreasonably?)
Besyanteo: (The Hyral twins should never have reasonably ever visited Doma. Ditto Kobakk.)
Besyanteo: (Yet they did.)
Besyanteo: (And honestly, Tai does have a good reason to be there: )
Besyanteo: (Fine dining, and not worrying about police for a while.)
PapatymisonN: (*said that*)
PapatymisonN: (Also, guess my character!)
Besyanteo: (The defector who, if he's defecting openly, probably got banished?)
MajorGeneralTso: (...<.<;;...It's not like he follows the Buffalos where they roam or something...)
Besyanteo: (Tai: Aww. Kay.)
PapatymisonN: (... He's gonna defect NOW, dammit. He's still got stuff to get and parents to kiss.)
Besyanteo: (Chuck: Kay.)
PapatymisonN: (... *realizes something*)
MajorGeneralTso: (I suppose Tai can show up anyways though. Not out of question for him to wander off.)
PapatymisonN: (Hey, there's no WAY Kobakk's parents wouldn't defect with him! ^_^)
Besyanteo: (Spiffo keen. Go IC and stuff those of you who will. ... I gues I'm NPCing, as I honestly have no Baronians of my own. ... None that aren't on a long march towards Doma anyway.)
PapatymisonN: (... well, Mr. Ruler of Baron, why IS that, huh?)
Besyanteo: (Because nothing happens here until just the other day? :o)
PapatymisonN: (... good point.)
Besyanteo: *There's people in the streets! Gossiping! Some are yelling! Some decry the new government,*
Besyanteo: *Some proclaim the follies of the old,*
Besyanteo: *Hell, in spots fights break out now and then. The less than full strength guard is in full evidence throughout the capital*
MajorGeneralTso: (Hmmmm...Broken Society Music...)
PapatymisonN: *this is a bad, bad place for an orc to be drunk.*
Besyanteo: *Is he drunk anyway? =D*
PapatymisonN: *You bet your ass*
AngeloState606: *One of those people in the streets happens to be a young woman with long brown hair tied up in a bun. She wears well-worn clothes, as if she is a manual laborer*
DarkLordKelne: (*Ponders*)
AngeloState606: *Currently, she's eating an apple*
PapatymisonN: *staggers down the street, shoving ne'er-do-wells out of his way, a sake jug in his hand*
AngeloState606: <Dimitria>
PapatymisonN: Bunch of... no good... disloyal... monsters. e_ e
AngeloState606: *She sees a puddle of water and stops. She rolls up her pant legs and slaps her bare-feet into the puddle, and then carrys on her way.*
AngeloState606: (*carries)
Besyanteo: (... son of-)
PapatymisonN: (Butcher.)
MajorGeneralTso: *Stands on the side of the street eyeing an Orc pushing people out of his way rather roughly.* ...
Besyanteo: (I'm being carted off. >_<)
AngeloState606: (Resistance!!!!)
MajorGeneralTso: (We'll be here when you return. *Waves*)
Besyanteo: (Right. BAck in a while. Sorry guys. :-( )
PapatymisonN: (Fall of Man.)
DarkLordKelne: (Though you die, la resistance lives on.)
Besyanteo: (*piff*)
MajorGeneralTso: (That was the best song in that movie...)
PapatymisonN: ... *sees the maz*
PapatymisonN: And whatre YOU lookin' at, mate?
AngeloState606: *Finishes her apple and tosses the apple-core over her shoulder, where a large, burly orc just happens to be standing*
PapatymisonN: *has regressed into a garbled orcish Cockney accent...*
MajorGeneralTso: ...Nothing. Just staying out of harm's way. *Gestures to the people who've fallen to the Beast*
PapatymisonN: *whacked by a core!*
PapatymisonN: ... HAY!
AngeloState606: *Turns*
PapatymisonN: e_ e
AngeloState606: Oh!
AngeloState606: I'm sorry, sir!
MajorGeneralTso: ...Looks like some people aren't so good at that though. >.>...
PapatymisonN: Wheredyu GETTOFF dirtyin' this beautiful land, uh?
AngeloState606: *rushes over to him and starts brushing him off*
PapatymisonN: Where the hells do YOU get th'right? e_____ e
PapatymisonN: o___ o Whatr'yu duuin'?
MajorGeneralTso: ...Looks like she's trying to clean you up, genius.
AngeloState606: (pause)
PapatymisonN: FAAK off, ya ponce. e____ o
PapatymisonN: (pause.)
MajorGeneralTso: (*Bado-Bado, Pause Noise!*)
AngeloState606: (back)
AngeloState606: Indeed, sir. So sorry to have troubled you, sir...
AngeloState606: *brush brush*
PapatymisonN: Yah, well... if y'r stayin, WHICH YA SHUDDN'T, y'shudd R'SPECK this place, uh?
PapatymisonN: Make sure she shines...
AngeloState606: 9.9
AngeloState606: Uh...
AngeloState606: O.o
AngeloState606: Right.
PapatymisonN: Like she did wit' Ol' King Trevor...
PapatymisonN: ^____ ^
MajorGeneralTso: ...Why shouldn't we stay here? <.<...
AngeloState606: I don't know much about the politics of the area...sorry.
MajorGeneralTso: ...It doesn't seem like that bad of a place. A good atmosphere about it, a nice taste.
PapatymisonN: Cuz it's bein' run by LIARS! CHEATS! SNAKES! e__ e They routed ol' King Trevor jus' fer doin' th'right thing...
PapatymisonN: *turns to what MUST be the palace's direction* BAST'RDS ALLLLLLL! *shakes his fist*
PapatymisonN: *ooh. Sake jug fist. It spills a bit...*
MajorGeneralTso: Sounds like they've just had a change of royal hands here, Ma'am...
PapatymisonN: They ain't royal... they ain't RIGHT...
PapatymisonN: They're jus' a bunch'o VILLAINS who STOLE power from 'er RIGHTFUL king...
PapatymisonN: Time'll come... TIME'LL COME...
PapatymisonN: They'll be BEGGIN' Trevor'a take 'em back. e______ e
AngeloState606: I see.
AngeloState606: In due time, I'm sure everything will work out, sir.
MajorGeneralTso: The way things look here, someone hopefully will start making some decisions and working this out. *Points at a small fight breaking out in the distance*
PapatymisonN: *drinks from a jug*
PapatymisonN: HAY YOU LOT! QUIT FIGHTIN' OR I'LL CRACK YER SKULLS!
AngeloState606: *shakes her head*
DarkLordKelne: (Gotta love orcs...)
AngeloState606: A real pity, it is.
PapatymisonN: (Drunk orcs.)
AngeloState606: Sir! Maybe you ought to have a seat for a while and...and sober up a bit?
AngeloState606: You can't go walking around the town in this state....
PapatymisonN: I c'n do anythin' I WANT!
Lithaladhwen: (...)
PapatymisonN: e__ e I c'n...
PapatymisonN: ...
MajorGeneralTso: ...
PapatymisonN: *feels a great need to sit...* @___ @
AngeloState606: Oh dear!
AngeloState606: *Grabs his arm and leads him to a nearby bench*
PapatymisonN: *sits*
PapatymisonN: ... oh boy...
AngeloState606: Is that better?
Lithaladhwen: (Damn. No Dave.)
Lithaladhwen: (Who is everyone?)
MajorGeneralTso: *Follows, pocketing his hands* Should probably get the jug away from him too...<.<;;...But that's probably not a good idea for either of us.
MajorGeneralTso: (I am largely misplaced.)
MajorGeneralTso: (But enjoying!)
AngeloState606: (New character named Dimitria)
PapatymisonN: ... oh no...
AngeloState606: (Didn't have anyone who would logically be in Baron...)
PapatymisonN: Here it is. o__ o
DarkLordKelne: (Still haven't experienced that flash of inspiration.)
PapatymisonN: *bends over and just... *
PapatymisonN: *BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAALF!*
PapatymisonN: *... BRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF*
AngeloState606: *Leap away!*
PapatymisonN: *and... it just keeps going!*
MajorGeneralTso: *Retreeeaaat!*
AngeloState606: O.O
PapatymisonN: *wow, orcs can puke a lot!*
AngeloState606: Oh my...
AngeloState606: I've never seen someone arf so much in one sitting!
MajorGeneralTso: I'm wondering if that much is even healthy...
AngeloState606: *Shakes her head*
AngeloState606: Take the jug while he's distracted!
PapatymisonN: *and... finally, it stops, Kobakk collapsing on the bench, whimpering* Th'bastards... bastards, all of 'em... ;_;
AngeloState606: *Approaches Kobakk timidly*
AngeloState606: Feeling better, sir?
Lithaladhwen: (And Kobakk. I suppose I'm obligated to play Tassi if I get involved.)
Lithaladhwen: (I still have dinner and homework, so we'll see.)
PapatymisonN: (Go for it.)
PapatymisonN: (The Tassi part, that is.)
PapatymisonN: They... he did th'right thing...
AngeloState606: Who did?
MajorGeneralTso: ...I don't think we'll be lacking in time to do that. *Walks carefully in non-pukey areas and reaches for the Sake*
AngeloState606: Sir?
PapatymisonN: He did th'right thing... the demon lord'd have us next...
PapatymisonN: And they crucified 'im fer it... ;_;
AngeloState606: *Shakes her head*
AngeloState606: *Pats him on the shoulder*
AngeloState606: There there...
AngeloState606: In time, things will work out...
MajorGeneralTso: *Takes the Jug* The Demon Lord...? Didn't know the echos of that incident were still around...
PapatymisonN: Th'bastards... they used it to rout'im... th'BASTARDS...
MajorGeneralTso: I wonder what the King tried to do specifically...*Shakes the Jug experimentally, wonderin if anything is even left*
AngeloState606: *Looks around to make sure no one was watching the puke-fest*
PapatymisonN: *half full*
AngeloState606: What's past is past, sir. Sometimes, these things are just out of our hands.
PapatymisonN: *but it was a BIG jug*
AngeloState606: Are you feeling better?
PapatymisonN: ... they... they routed 'im... ;__ ;
AngeloState606: What do you mean?
MajorGeneralTso: Hmm...If only I drank. *Shrugs and holds onto it for the moment*
PapatymisonN: Ol' King Trevor... they routed 'im...
AngeloState606: What's "routed" mean?
MajorGeneralTso: ...I'm getting the idea that they did him off. >.>...
PapatymisonN: He's alive, thank Indari... off t'Doma t'live in peace...
AngeloState606: I see...
AngeloState606: Well...there's still hope while he's alive, right?
MajorGeneralTso: Oh. Wow...Hey, He could still come back and take the Throne then can't he, Big Guy?
PapatymisonN: An' I'll be by 'is side, fightin' th'blaggards off one by one!
AngeloState606: Forgive me, sir, but being in this state and complaining will do nothing to help your situation.
Besyanteo: (*backlogs*)
AngeloState606: What say you?
PapatymisonN: ... what else have I t'do? ;_;
MajorGeneralTso: Pick yourself up. If you're gonna help the King back into power, you should be ready to defeat a thousand men, shouldn't you? <.<...
AngeloState606: Well, first of all, sober up! Seek out resistance!
AngeloState606: Look for others like yourself who thought it an injustice.
PapatymisonN: ... sob'r up...
PapatymisonN: I'm a bit pas'at happenin' soon... o_ o
AngeloState606: Are you?
AngeloState606: *Looks at the other guy holding the jug*
AngeloState606: Give me that, please?
MajorGeneralTso: *Hands the Jug over* Enjoy.
AngeloState606: *She takes it, and in one swift motion, smacks it against the ground, breaking the jug*
AngeloState606: Oh...*tsk tsk*
AngeloState606: No more sake for you, sir.
Besyanteo: (...)
Besyanteo: (That is the most awesome place to come back in ever.)
MajorGeneralTso: ...Less he attempts to seperate it from the vomit.
PapatymisonN: ... *brp* Bitch. *passes out*
Besyanteo: (A woman ruining the last half of a drunk orc's booze.)
AngeloState606: *Looks up at the other guy*
AngeloState606: I'm Dimitria, by the way. *holds out a hand*
Besyanteo: *Seems some guards have come to handle the fight that broke out down the road*
MajorGeneralTso: Taiar. *Shakes the lady's hand*
AngeloState606: Pleased to meet you.
AngeloState606: What should we do with him?
Besyanteo: *But only jsut now. Slow response time...*
AngeloState606: We can't just leave him here, can we?
MajorGeneralTso: Hm...Should we try to carry him? It's not as if there's a better place to leave him though.
PapatymisonN: *He looks heavy.*
AngeloState606: Hmm...
AngeloState606: We can try...
AngeloState606: *looks around*
AngeloState606: Ah! There's an inn just over there...
AngeloState606: Would that be a good place to take him?
MajorGeneralTso: ...I suppose it's as good a place as any, really. Better than out here surrounded by his own barf. <.<;;...
AngeloState606: Indeed.
AngeloState606: Well...hmm...
AngeloState606: I'll take this arm if you can get that one?
Besyanteo: *A guard strolls up!*
MajorGeneralTso: Done. *Takes a deep breath and draws in the strength of a city of negative emotion, taking the Orc's arm*
PapatymisonN: *he'd recognize Kobakk, that's for sure!*
Besyanteo: *Just some nondescript uniform, with his helmet visor down* You folks need a hand here?
AngeloState606: *Attempts to prop herself under his shoulder*
Besyanteo: *He grimaces seeing Kobakk, but doesn't comment.*
MajorGeneralTso: Uuuuh...We're trying to get this guy to that Inn. Yeah, give us a hand?
AngeloState606: *struggled* Perhaps...
Besyanteo: ... Of course. *He grabs Kobakk under the armpit on the woman's side*
Besyanteo: *And off they go?!*
AngeloState606: *Allows the other guard to carry her part of Kobakk*
PapatymisonN: v____ V
MajorGeneralTso: *Off they go!*
AngeloState606: *Walks ahead to the inn and opens the front door*
Besyanteo: (And yeah, if I'd been thinking on my feet,)
Besyanteo: (I would have had Dave around to help me with NPCs, or else to be the Hyrals.)
MajorGeneralTso: (Could always revisit this scenario down the line.)
Besyanteo: (True!)
Besyanteo: *And in they go!*
Besyanteo: *They find...*
Besyanteo: *Wow. There isn't an empty seat in the house, and alot of folks are standing.*
Besyanteo: *Men and women alike are both hitting the drink hard*
Besyanteo: *From somewhere near the back, they hear: *
AngeloState606: Hmm...perhaps we should just get a room for him...
Besyanteo: Get it while there's some left! We're running out of ale damn quick!
Besyanteo: *There's various grumbles and growls of protest, but...*
MajorGeneralTso: I don't have much of the local currency...*Looks at the guard*
Besyanteo: *Well, it's hard to complain when you're the REASON the rum's gone.*
Besyanteo: ... I'll take care of it.
Besyanteo: Least I can do.
AngeloState606: Thank you, sir! *she smiles at the guard*
Besyanteo: *He pulls counter-ward!*
Besyanteo: *He... doesn't smile back.*
AngeloState606: Wonder why they're running out of ale...
MajorGeneralTso: ...Might be the hundred people here drinking it.
Besyanteo: ... Isn't it obvious?
AngeloState606: But, why are so many people here drinking?
MajorGeneralTso: Alcohol is the solution to all of society's problems, of course. <.<...
Besyanteo: Everyone in the whole damn kingdom wants to get drunk, get on their soap box for a while, and then beat the shit out of something. Or else they want to sit home and gloat.
PapatymisonN: (*cause of and solution to)
MajorGeneralTso: (Good episode.)
AngeloState606: I see...is it that bad here?
AngeloState606: It's a shame...
Besyanteo: *He pays the guy at the counter, and somehow manages to get a key to a room*
AngeloState606: What's your opinion of all this? *to the guard*
Besyanteo: ...
Besyanteo: Opinion's a dangerous thing right now, missy. I'd just as soon kep mine private.
Besyanteo: keep*
Besyanteo: *Stairs, ho!*
AngeloState606: I see.
MajorGeneralTso: *Heave Orc!*
AngeloState606: *Taking up the rear...somewhat literally*
Besyanteo: (Kobakk: Mmm... <3)
PapatymisonN: (... no comment.)
Besyanteo: *They somehow manage to get him up there!*
PapatymisonN: (Although it IS the most attention his ass ever had.)
Besyanteo: (Aparently the rumors about the public showers are false. :o)
AngeloState606: (Hehhee...*GROPE GROPE!*)
PapatymisonN: *brp*
PapatymisonN: bleeeeeegh... >, <
AngeloState606: Do you need me to get the door?
MajorGeneralTso: ...I can't imagine he has anything left, but if he throws up again we're screwed.
Besyanteo: That would help...
Besyanteo: *You can only see his mouth under that visor, but he doesn't look like he likes the prospect.*
Besyanteo: (I'm playying this up wrong, I think. >.>)
AngeloState606: *Takes the key and opens the door after squeezing through*
Besyanteo: (There should be over half the nation that's jubilant too. Yarr.)
MajorGeneralTso: (So we're just in the faithful half of the nation. <.<...)
Besyanteo: (Heh.)
Besyanteo: *And into the room!*
Besyanteo: *where Kobakk will be dropped on his side into a bed, most likely*
MajorGeneralTso: *Whee! Does his best to throw the Big Guy onto the bed* Whew...
AngeloState606: *Puffs up the pillow first and pulls back the blanket*
PapatymisonN: Uh? e_ e Whuh?
Besyanteo: *Sure, we'll go for that.*
AngeloState606: *Starts removing his boots*
PapatymisonN: ... that tickles.
Besyanteo: ... *he heads for the door*
AngeloState606: Sorry...
AngeloState606: Wait!
MajorGeneralTso: Guard. >.>...What's the full story? Why was the King exiled?
Besyanteo: ...
AngeloState606: Yeah! Fill us in...
Besyanteo: ... Well damned if I'll go police drunks over the first smart question I've heard all day.
Besyanteo: *he heads back over, and grabs a chair.*
AngeloState606: *Closes the door and locks it*
PapatymisonN: *rolls over, holding his head*
Besyanteo: *He takes a minute to pull off his helmet, revealing a 30-ish looking man with close cut, semi-spikey black hair, who looks more than a little haggard.*
PapatymisonN: Uuuuuuugh...
AngeloState606: *Looks back at Kobakk*
AngeloState606: IM: Oh please no more puking...
Besyanteo: You know that the King was dethroned, right? You can't enter the nation without hearing about it.
AngeloState606: *Returns her attention to the guard*
AngeloState606: Yessir.
PapatymisonN: *sits against the wall, holding his poor noggin*
Besyanteo: Well, It happened just 3 days ago now. ... Feels like a month. *he rubs his face with a hand, and dark circles under his eyes*
Besyanteo: Alot of shit went down all at once. No one's certain anymore how exactly everything happened,
AngeloState606: *Listening*
PapatymisonN: They wanted him dead.
PapatymisonN: (Wow. Lag.)
PapatymisonN: (Like, severe lag.)
PapatymisonN: (Or I just signed out.)
PapatymisonN: (I should be back quick.)
MajorGeneralTso: (Kayo.)
AngeloState606: (Huh?)
Besyanteo: ... *just continues* but the way it's being reported, there were some local blokes who were organizing a protest against the monarch. PEaceful like.
PapatymisonN: (Nope, just severe lag.)
Besyanteo: Then just at the start of this month, their leader's house is broke into, and the man's gone. Presumed dead, though there's still no body.
PapatymisonN: *just growls at hearing that*
Besyanteo: No one wants to say anything, cos even the diviners can't figure out what happened. Ain't nobody who can be fingered for it.
Besyanteo: *he sighs and leans back*
PapatymisonN: Bloody setup, is what it is...
Besyanteo: But that group, they start callin fer blood. And they get a bunch of sympathizers.
AngeloState606: They think the king had something to do with his disappearance?
Besyanteo: *he nods* And that ain't the end of it.
Besyanteo: Suddenly the council finds some plans they say the king drew up to start war with the south. Suddenly every bit o' dirt anyone ever had on the king comes out.
AngeloState606: Oh dear...
Besyanteo: No proper trial or inquiry. Really, no time for one. Now half the kingdom thinks the king is a fink, and they all want to take his head off themselves.
AngeloState606: *head shake*
AngeloState606: That's not fair at all...
Besyanteo: The council comes in late at night, scoops him up, and ships him out. ... And now we're out on the streets,
PapatymisonN: Bloody setup, the whole thing...
Besyanteo: trying to get every sane bloke in the country off the street so they don't burn the whole place down.
PapatymisonN: I've met Trevor, I know him. He's not capable of a thing they're accusing him of...
Besyanteo: ... He's right.
Besyanteo: But there ain't shit we can do about it. >_>;
Besyanteo: It's been done. Now we can put up with it, or kiss our homes goodbye.
PapatymisonN: ... ain't there?
PapatymisonN: We can find out what happened, and slap it in the council's faces, and they'll HAVE to bring 'im back.
Besyanteo: ... Kobakk. >_<
AngeloState606: You need evidence...
Besyanteo: ... Sir.
PapatymisonN: Or we'll bring 'im back, on a caravan made of their spines. e_e
Besyanteo: ... *sigh*
PapatymisonN: ... or somethin'. ... I'm runnin' a bit hot right now...
Besyanteo: They bough out most of the guards. And the Army, well...
Besyanteo: They follow the general. And we all know where 'is loyalties are.
PapatymisonN: ... turncoat.
Besyanteo: That's called "Nationalist" now.
PapatymisonN: Stab 'is own mother to get up the ranks...
Besyanteo: ... But aye, he would.
Besyanteo: (Fun fact: )
MajorGeneralTso: ...Hmmm. *Leans against a wall* It'd also be pretty hard to change the minds of the citizenship...Half of you guys are kind of taken with what's happened.
Besyanteo: (Dave plays this General. =D)
MajorGeneralTso: (Gasp! Not good ol' Dependable Dave!)
PapatymisonN: (It works.)
Besyanteo: (Hee.)
Besyanteo: *he sighs*
Besyanteo: ... If you can find something, and make the people see, then more's the power to ya. But... We've got families like anyone else. Not all of us can afford to just up and leave.
AngeloState606: *Shakes her head*
AngeloState606: It's a terrible injustice for everyone...
Besyanteo: ... I gotta go. There's more drunks yet to keep from killin' 'emselves.
Besyanteo: *he replaces his helmet, and stands*
AngeloState606: Thank you for explaining, sir.
Besyanteo: *he nods, and heads out*
AngeloState606: *Returns her attention to Kobakk*
AngeloState606: So...your name is Kobakk?
PapatymisonN: ... I'm older than him, y'know.
PapatymisonN: Trevor, that is.
PapatymisonN: And ya never met a more graceful, kind feller.
AngeloState606: *nod*
PapatymisonN: An' they treated him like a criminal.
AngeloState606: Is there anything I can get for you?
MajorGeneralTso: Well...It's easy to lose trust but difficult to gain it, they say.
PapatymisonN: *slams the wall* Jus' ain't right.
PapatymisonN: (Lag supremo de lujo!)
Besyanteo: (and back in a while. x.x)
AngeloState606: I see where you're coming from...
AngeloState606: Better days will come...you just have to believe it.
MajorGeneralTso: ...Kind of hard to imagine worst. Unless Malachias comes back.
AngeloState606: He has a point.
AngeloState606: Are you feeling better, at least?
MajorGeneralTso: ...Although if he did, the King could come back and lead the country to victory. There's an idea. >.>...
AngeloState606: Indeed.
PapatymisonN has left the room.
AngeloState606: Perhaps a turn of events will cause the people to cry for the return of the king.
AngeloState606: (Um...Cha is having technical difficulties, it seems.)
MajorGeneralTso: (...Pause.)
MajorGeneralTso: (*Pause Screen: Chibi Tai munches on Meat Bun labelled ''Agony''*)
DarkLordKelne: (*Sauron invades* Steward: Baron has no king. Baron needs no king.)
AngeloState606: (Anyone up for some patty-cake
AngeloState606: )
MajorGeneralTso: (If only I knew how to play that.)
AngeloState606: (ah! He's back...)
MajorGeneralTso: (...I imagine someone invited him. <.<...)
PapatymisonN has entered the room.
MajorGeneralTso: (Welcome back.)
PapatymisonN: (... there we go. e_e)
PapatymisonN: (God... that was AGGRAVATING.)
AngeloState606: (Everything alright, there?)
PapatymisonN: (AIM was being a bitch.)
PapatymisonN: (The last thing I saw was "Indeed" from Dimitria.)
AngeloState606: Perhaps a turn of events will cause the people to cry for the return of the king.
PapatymisonN: (... did I really miss nothing?)
MajorGeneralTso: (That one comment above.)
PapatymisonN: (Whoah.)
MajorGeneralTso: (Dimitria's. We waited for you.)
PapatymisonN: (I guess all of what I said got eaten.)
MajorGeneralTso: (Yeah...)
MajorGeneralTso: (Your last comment was ''Lag Supremo De Lujo!'')
PapatymisonN: (Eaten like a Snickers.)
AngeloState606: (Mmmm...snickers.)
AngeloState606: (Let's continue before I DEMAND patty-cake!!!)
PapatymisonN: ... there's one thing I've always found and learned.
PapatymisonN: You make your own better days.
AngeloState606: *Nods*
AngeloState606: Sometimes that's all that you can do.
MajorGeneralTso: ...Not by drowning yourself in alcohol, I hope.
PapatymisonN: ... just a bad response to the situation...
PapatymisonN: ... I was going to leave.
AngeloState606: Well, I do hope you're past that.
AngeloState606: Leave the country?
PapatymisonN: Mm.
PapatymisonN: I ... don't want to be here with them in power.
PapatymisonN: But, I have to do something to help Trevor.
PapatymisonN: He ... I owe it to him.
MajorGeneralTso: ...Could always go to Doma. It's not so bad there...and it seems it would give you this oppurtunity to your King.
AngeloState606: I agree.
AngeloState606: Perhaps other supporters have fled to Doma, as well.
AngeloState606: You may be more likely to find aid elsewhere.
PapatymisonN: ... I don't want aid.
PapatymisonN: I'm going to find out how they framed my King and let the entire country know.
AngeloState606: But you can't fight by yourself.
AngeloState606: Yes. A much better plan.
MajorGeneralTso: ...There are people who support his leaving though, it seems. Be careful you don't run into too much trouble.
PapatymisonN: Trouble I can handle. *smirk*
AngeloState606: Do what you feel like you need to do.
AngeloState606: Just try to do it without drinking yourself to stupidity...
PapatymisonN: I'm done with that.
MajorGeneralTso: Not getting yourself killed would help too, but I guess you're right. >.>...You don't look like someone to mess with.
PapatymisonN: Thank you for the vote of confidence.
AngeloState606: *Grin*
AngeloState606: Sorry for smashing your sake jug, by the way.
PapatymisonN: I think I can live without it.
AngeloState606: Good.
AngeloState606: So what's your plan of action? Where will you begin?
PapatymisonN: I'm going to pull every favour I have in this country.
PapatymisonN: I'll find something eventually.
PapatymisonN: I'll find out how they did this to Trevor.
AngeloState606: I have faith in you.
MajorGeneralTso: I'll look for your name in the lights when you bring order back to the country.
Besyanteo: (half an hour later... Dimitria: Wow, that guy is so screwed. =D Tai: Eyup.)
AngeloState606: *Walks over to the window and looks outside at the street*
PapatymisonN: Not in it for the glory.
PapatymisonN: I'm in it for my King.
AngeloState606: But it would be so glorious for you to be able to fix what's going on down there....
MajorGeneralTso: I think it'll be unavoidable. Espcially if you bring back a King as kind as you believe him to be...
Besyanteo: (CAKE INTERMISSION.)
Besyanteo: ( Delicious Cake )
PapatymisonN: ... if that's what happens, that's what happens.
AngeloState606: Well, if you need any help along the way...
AngeloState606: I'd be glad to assist...
MajorGeneralTso: (...Great Flash movie.)
Besyanteo: (=D)
MajorGeneralTso: (I have this song in MP3 if anyone wants it...)
Besyanteo: (!)
Besyanteo: (Mememememememe)
PapatymisonN: Thanks.
PapatymisonN: I'll probably need it.
MajorGeneralTso: I guess I'll throw up the same offer. >.>...It's up to you to guess what I'm good at though.
AngeloState606: Just ask for Dimitria....
Besyanteo: (Is Tai always so vague? :o)
MajorGeneralTso: (Depends on who he's talking to.)
PapatymisonN: ... you're implying you're good at something. *smirk*
MajorGeneralTso: Well! I do have a couple of talents here and there...*A crackle of black lightning goes up his right arm as he smiles*
AngeloState606: O.o
AngeloState606: What was that??
PapatymisonN: ... that could help.
MajorGeneralTso: *Nods* Glad you think so.
AngeloState606: v.v
AngeloState606: I...can't really do anything like that...
PapatymisonN: Don't worry. Every set of hands'll be a set of useful ones.
AngeloState606: *nods sadly*
MajorGeneralTso: Don't let it get you down. This talent comes with its own set of problems as well.
AngeloState606: I suppose...
AngeloState606: I'll do my best to aid you Sir Kobakk.
PapatymisonN: *nods* Thank you, Dimitria.
AngeloState606: (Sidenote: I've just posted "Koravel: Part 4")
Besyanteo: (:o)
AngeloState606: Well, I had better go back, uh, home...
AngeloState606: I removed your boots, Sir Kobakk; they are just there...*she points in the corner of the room*
PapatymisonN: (*delete* I love being the mod. ^_^)
MajorGeneralTso: (...<.<;;...)
AngeloState606: (Eh?)
AngeloState606: Again, sir, if you need me, just ask for me by name. I'll find you.
PapatymisonN: *nod*
AngeloState606: *She heads out of the room and down the stairs*
PapatymisonN: (... I moderate the Fanfic Forum. You didn't know?)
MajorGeneralTso: I suppose if you don't need anything more, I'll be off too then...
PapatymisonN: I assume this room is paid for...?
MajorGeneralTso: I can't guarantee that there will be some place you can ask for Taiar...but if I'm in Baron, I'll be around the random fights on the street.
MajorGeneralTso: Yeah. The guard that helped us bring you here, he paid for it.
Lithaladhwen: (Tara: I'll read it tomorrow. *thumbs up* Fics are groovy!)
AngeloState606: (Neat.)
MajorGeneralTso: *Salutes slightly, then vanishes into thin air*
Lithaladhwen: (Also, there's a word for what Annie did with the babies. It's called "superfecundity," and cats do it.)
Lithaladhwen: (They can get pregnant by more than one tomcat at a time.)
Lithaladhwen: (The more you know!)
Lithaladhwen: (*relurks*)
PapatymisonN: ... get his name?
AngeloState606: (So, is it still superfecundity if she didn't actually sleep with them?)
PapatymisonN: (No, that's just getting royally hosed.)
PapatymisonN: (All the agony of three babies, and only 1/3 the sex. And the sex SUCKED.)
AngeloState606: (For real, man. She deserves some GOOD sex...)
PapatymisonN: (if it were me, I'd assume she'd have SOME non-pirate/non-drow man in her life in the intervening 20 years.)
AngeloState606: (Nope. How easy would it be for a woman with triplets to have a dating life?)
AngeloState606: (Not very...)
PapatymisonN: (But not impossible.)
AngeloState606: (Not happening. Sorry. She's just gonna hafta suffer...)
PapatymisonN: (Are you really telling me she can't coordinate the tasks of getting a sitter and getting laid in the course of TWENTY YEARS?)
PapatymisonN: (Again I say, TWENTY YEARS.)
MajorGeneralTso: (...If she has triplets, why would she want to get laid again?)
PapatymisonN: (And in that time, she ain't had nothing twixt her nethers weren't run on batteries.)
AngeloState606: (Probably.)
PapatymisonN: (To be blunt, that's just mean.)
AngeloState606: (She's a devoted mother. That's what devoted mother's do. They put their childrens needs before their own.)
AngeloState606: (And, yeah, sex is the last thing she's thinking about, despite the fact that she deserves some good lovin'.)
Lithaladhwen: (Wait. Whoa. She didn't sleep with the other fathers?)
Lithaladhwen: (There's an explanation floating around that I just haven't read, right?)
MajorGeneralTso: (Virgin Mary-Syndrome.)
PapatymisonN: (Koravel inseminated her personally, and magically inseminated her with Bill's and Elan's stuff.)
PapatymisonN: (They had nothing to do with it.)
Lithaladhwen: (Then where'd he get it?)
AngeloState606: (It was Koravel being sick and twisted, as usual.)
Lithaladhwen: (Or is he more openminded than I thought?)
Lithaladhwen: (Yeah, okay. Eventually I'm going to stop asking for explanations beyond that. There probably aren't any.)
AngeloState606: (Anyhoo. So, yeah; that "encounter" with Bill is probably the first sex she's had since.....a long time.)
PapatymisonN: (... aaaaaand I think we're done for the night.)
MajorGeneralTso: (Booooo...)
AngeloState606: (Yeah; it appears to be so.)
AngeloState606: (I need to get to sleeeeeeep.)
AngeloState606: (Must sleeeeep.)
AngeloState606: (Nighto.)
AngeloState606 has left the room.
Besyanteo: Saved!
Besyanteo has left the room.
MajorGeneralTso: ...
MajorGeneralTso: ...A Pox on all of you!
PapatymisonN: I love you too, Ken. *platonic cheekkiss!*
MajorGeneralTso: *Kissed. On The Cheek* ...<.<...
MajorGeneralTso: ...I need to...write. Or something.
PapatymisonN: ... do that.
MajorGeneralTso: ...And then have Cha delete my Writing when I post it.
PapatymisonN: If that be thine wish.
MajorGeneralTso: It would be! I would love for nothing more than to taunt RPGWW with the limited posting of my writing!
PapatymisonN: ... you DO realize I was kidding, right?
PapatymisonN: That it was naught more than a joke?
PapatymisonN: I'd never do that to legitimate writing.
MajorGeneralTso: I thought you were. But I thought I would just keep running with it.
PapatymisonN: Nah.
Lithaladhwen: Nobody deletes anybody else's anything.
Lithaladhwen: It just isn't done.
Lithaladhwen: Least of all by righteous chaps like Charles.
Lithaladhwen: Awesome admins like me don't allow it.
Lithaladhwen: Beautiful and Sexy Revolutionary Admin Kai!
Lithaladhwen: *THUMBS UP*
PapatymisonN: I'd delete something if it were meaningless misspelled nonsense.
Lithaladhwen: Eh. This is fair. Spam can go.
Lithaladhwen: I delete pharmaceutical spam, but that's it.
Lithaladhwen: Stuff posted by people with verifiably good intentions is under the protection of my supreme communist rule.
Lithaladhwen: I'd like to think I'm our Ho Chi Minh.
Lithaladhwen: Only taller.
Lithaladhwen: Oddly enough.
PapatymisonN: And cuter.
Lithaladhwen: I don't know. Between me and cute little Uncle Ho?
Lithaladhwen: He's got a good start.
PapatymisonN: ... true. But you're still cuter.
PapatymisonN: And the breasts are extra points, too.
Lithaladhwen: Ah, yes. Those.
Lithaladhwen: Also, that's my new title for myself.
Lithaladhwen: Beautiful and Sexy Revolutionary Admin Kai!
PapatymisonN: With Boobs! And a Booty!
Lithaladhwen: Yes. Those.
Lithaladhwen: And a need for more anime.
Lithaladhwen: *fwip*
MajorGeneralTso: ...Oooo...Anime.
DarkLordKelne has left the room.
MajorGeneralTso: ...So.
MajorGeneralTso: ...You guys here.
MajorGeneralTso: ...
Lithaladhwen: So?
MajorGeneralTso: /roll -dice1
Lithaladhwen: BLEACH is now.
MajorGeneralTso: ...Dammit.
OnlineHost: MajorGeneralTso rolled 1 6-sided die: 5
MajorGeneralTso: *Flicks Dirt in Cha's eye for 2 damage!*
Lithaladhwen: ...
MajorGeneralTso: ...<.<...
PapatymisonN: Ow.
PapatymisonN: Bastard.
MajorGeneralTso: Take that! D6 Fighting Style. *Takes Martial Arts Pose*
PapatymisonN: Oh.. that's how it's gonna go down?
PapatymisonN: *takes up crane style*
OnlineHost: PapatymisonN rolled 1 6-sided die: 4
PapatymisonN: *tweaks Tai's nose for 1 damage!*
MajorGeneralTso: Gah!
OnlineHost: MajorGeneralTso rolled 1 6-sided die: 1
MajorGeneralTso: *Recoils from his terrible nose tweaking*
MajorGeneralTso: *Causes no damage. T.T*
PapatymisonN: *swing spin nipple pinchi!*
OnlineHost: PapatymisonN rolled 1 6-sided die: 6
PapatymisonN: *MAX DAMAGE!*
PapatymisonN: *... of two!*
MajorGeneralTso: BLARG! My Nipples!
MajorGeneralTso: I'll have your head for that!
Lithaladhwen: o_O
OnlineHost: MajorGeneralTso rolled 1 6-sided die: 1
PapatymisonN: That's what you get for flickin' dirt, ho!
MajorGeneralTso: ...*Does nothing*
PapatymisonN: *DODGE!*
MajorGeneralTso: Dodging my nothing?! WELL I NEVER.
Lithaladhwen: You guys do realize I've got all this logged, right?
PapatymisonN: THOUSAAAAAAAAAND... YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEARS...
PapatymisonN: OF ASS KNEE!
Lithaladhwen: Oh, no. My Kancho sense is tingling.
OnlineHost: PapatymisonN rolled 1 6-sided die: 6
Lithaladhwen: >.o
PapatymisonN: *KNEE'D IN THE ASS!*
Lithaladhwen: Whoa. This is getting ugly.
MajorGeneralTso: ARGH! *Falls on his face*
OnlineHost: MajorGeneralTso rolled 1 6-sided die: 2
PapatymisonN: Be humbled by my mighty Assknee technique!
MajorGeneralTso: ...I forget if two counts as damage or not. *Rubs his ass*
PapatymisonN: ... ah, let's say yes.
PapatymisonN: OW! You shall pay!
MajorGeneralTso: ...Okay. *NOOOOGIE!!!
PapatymisonN: *SUPARUUUUUUUUUUUUUU TICKLERUUUUUUUUUUUU!*
OnlineHost: PapatymisonN rolled 1 6-sided die: 1
MajorGeneralTso: *ISN'T TICKLISH! BWAHAHAHAHA!*
OnlineHost: MajorGeneralTso rolled 1 6-sided die: 6
MajorGeneralTso: *Rips Cha's Shirt for MAAAAXIMUM DAMAGE!*
PapatymisonN: o.o NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MY AWESOME TEEEEEEEEEEEE!
PapatymisonN: e_e PAIN! *makes Tai watch an hour of CARROT TOP COMEDY!*
OnlineHost: PapatymisonN rolled 1 6-sided die: 2
Lithaladhwen: o_ô
MajorGeneralTso: Grah! My Brain!
OnlineHost: MajorGeneralTso rolled 1 6-sided die: 2
MajorGeneralTso: *Makes Cha watch it with him!*
Lithaladhwen: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE
PapatymisonN: ... you know. Red-headed prop comic? 1-800-Collect commercials?
PapatymisonN: YAAAAAAAAAAAAH! He's awfulllllllll!
PapatymisonN: ... that's it...
PapatymisonN: My most heinous attack...
PapatymisonN: MAKING YOU DRINK PEPSI BLUUUUUUUUUUE!
OnlineHost: PapatymisonN rolled 1 6-sided die: 6
PapatymisonN: (That'
PapatymisonN: s 10 HP, ho.)
MajorGeneralTso: BLAAAARG! *GARGLE GARGLE COLLAPSE*
PapatymisonN: *VICTORY HOWL!* I AM THE CHAMPION!
MajorGeneralTso: No, That's only eight. o.o
PapatymisonN: SOMEONE THROW ME A LEI!
PapatymisonN: ... oh.
PapatymisonN: Sorry.
PapatymisonN: ... die anyway? ^^;
MajorGeneralTso: S'alright.
OnlineHost: MajorGeneralTso rolled 1 6-sided die: 2
Lithaladhwen: SIXTY ONE
Lithaladhwen: SCISSORS
Lithaladhwen: I NEED SCISSORS
MajorGeneralTso: *Pokes Cha in the Eye!*
Lithaladhwen: This is how history will remember you.
Lithaladhwen: Because this is staying in my log.
PapatymisonN: Owch1
PapatymisonN: !
PapatymisonN: ... uh... dang... a silly attack.
PapatymisonN: ... yes!
PapatymisonN: CIRCUS PEANUT BOMBARDMENT! *throw throw throw*
OnlineHost: PapatymisonN rolled 1 6-sided die: 6
PapatymisonN: VICTORYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYY!
MajorGeneralTso: PEANUTS?! NOOOOOOOO!!! *BURIED IN PEANUTS! HOWLS IN HIS DEFEAT AS HE DROWNS IN LEGUMEY GOODNESS!!*
PapatymisonN: ... I ... have retained my honour.
PapatymisonN: LET ALL WHO WOULD STAND AGAINST ME REMEMBER THIS DAY!
MajorGeneralTso: *Is a mound of peanuts*
MajorGeneralTso: *Throws the peanuts off him* I'm not finished. I'll have my revenge upon you another day! I'LL BE BACK!!! *RUN AWAY!*
PapatymisonN: *VICTORY POSE!*
MajorGeneralTso: ...Well, That was a good reliving of the D6 days.
PapatymisonN: Indeed. Back when we had nothing even NEAR game balance.
MajorGeneralTso: I kind of liked it though. It made things very interesting. And weird.
Lithaladhwen: Love ya guys.
Lithaladhwen: Talk to you later.
Lithaladhwen: *salute*
MajorGeneralTso: Seeee ya later.
PapatymisonN: Sweet dreams.
MajorGeneralTso: And most importantly simple! Which is why I shied away from Philsys for like...3 years.
MajorGeneralTso: And am currently looking at GURPS aghast.
PapatymisonN: You downloaded GURU?
MajorGeneralTso: Yeah.
PapatymisonN: Dude, just start choosing what you want the character to look like, then balance the sucker.
PapatymisonN: If it's for MAC, don't forget a few things:
PapatymisonN: A: You get 150 points, not 100.
PapatymisonN: B: If you want to actually fly a mech, don't forget Piloting.
PapatymisonN: As a skill.
PapatymisonN: C: If you want a slightly better mech, leave 20 points unspent. If you want a FAR better mech, leave 30.
PapatymisonN: D: Any weapon skills will transfer over to your mech, so don't feel like an idiot for having melee skills in there.
PapatymisonN: Other than that, I can't think of anything.
MajorGeneralTso: ...I'm already confused.
MajorGeneralTso: Actually, with just point A.
PapatymisonN: For your character.
MajorGeneralTso: Mainly because I didn't know how many points I had to begin with, much less what we decided for MAC.
PapatymisonN: Basics page.
MajorGeneralTso: Think I understand now though.
MajorGeneralTso: Kind of.
PapatymisonN: ... just keep at it.
PapatymisonN: And, right now, ask me questions.
PapatymisonN: So you may LEARN.
CGNakibe has entered the room.
PapatymisonN: ... you're SO late.
MajorGeneralTso: I was mainly wondering why everything wasn't doing anything. But then I figured out I need to refresh in order for it to recalculate all the stuff...
CGNakibe: Charles? If I could move any parts of my body other than my fingers... e.e
MajorGeneralTso: Yeah. <.<...You are. You missed a killer d6 battle too.
PapatymisonN: You missed a Baron RP, and a d6 battle, and EVERYTHING...
CGNakibe: Then again, nevermind. I'm fairly sure I can still input Doom Laser coordinates like this...
PapatymisonN: *shifts one micrometre to the left*
CGNakibe: *is a micrometer off with destroying Charles' city* >.>
CGNakibe: Eh. Cheap lasers.
PapatymisonN: ... hey, Shaun? You know how I always told you I lived in Edmonton?
CGNakibe: Nope!
CGNakibe: ... wait... you're saying I might be off, is that it?
CGNakibe: Good thing for the Robot Ninja army.
PapatymisonN: ... and where's it going?
MajorGeneralTso: ...Bad for wherever they ended up, I imagine.
CGNakibe: That's not the right question, Charles.
CGNakibe: The right question is where ISN'T it going?
CGNakibe: And that's France.
CGNakibe: They'll surrender before we get there anyway.
MajorGeneralTso: And you're going to show them mercy? <.<...
PapatymisonN: ... ah. Alright.
MajorGeneralTso: Who are you?
CGNakibe: Mercy?
PapatymisonN: ... wow. You don't live in France. Nice one.
CGNakibe: Sure. I'm going to fire my deodorant cannons on them.
PapatymisonN: ... oy. Shaun, you don't get it.
CGNakibe: I know, I know. >:P
MajorGeneralTso: *Stops poking around GURU*
PapatymisonN: Quitter.
MajorGeneralTso: Didn't say I wouldn't come back to it. <.<...
CGNakibe: Cha's just saying that because he's being taken over by nanomachines.
MajorGeneralTso: ...I lost to that Nanomachine using CHEEAAATER?!
PapatymisonN: *turns into Dingo*
PapatymisonN: And I was clean beforehand, thank you very much.
MajorGeneralTso: Oh.
CGNakibe: Feel the FULL POWER of Black War Kazumon!
MajorGeneralTso: ...I can't remember any powerful Digimon to counter you with. <.<...
CGNakibe: "Powerful" Sure... >.>;;
PapatymisonN: *counters with Agumon and Calumon*
CGNakibe: Cha: Kazumon. As in Kazu from 3. >:p
CGNakibe: Granted, that's probably why you mention Calumon...
PapatymisonN: <.<
MajorGeneralTso: ...>.>...
MajorGeneralTso: ...Now I need to wiki Digimon...
CGNakibe: *kicks Charles down a well*
PapatymisonN: *makes national news*
CGNakibe: "The Idiot who Fell Down a Well"
CGNakibe: Imagine the TV movie ratings~! >:P
CGNakibe: Granted I'd swear they could make a TV Movie about paint drying... and probably have!
PapatymisonN: ... I am tired.
PapatymisonN: I, therefore, am going to bed.
CGNakibe: Sleep is for you then.
CGNakibe: Night Charles.
MajorGeneralTso: Nightow.
MajorGeneralTso: I am also going to bed.
MajorGeneralTso: ...I would say you should consider the same, but it is an hour earlier over there.
MajorGeneralTso: ...If everyone is here when I get up in the morning, I will...be pleasantly surprised!
CGNakibe: Heh.
CGNakibe: Night Ken.
CGNakibe has left the room.
PapatymisonN has left the room.