You have just entered room "hungrylikethewolf."
BaronDeMalta has left the room.
Der DWSage: (*Hums*)
Der DWSage: (Maybe contact Shaun?)
T3chn0Namagomi has entered the room.
Der DWSage: (Oh wait, nevermind.)
Lithaladhwen: (Hey people.)
Der DWSage: (Doom de doom doom.)
PapatymisonN: (Howdies.)
Der DWSage: (...This it, then?)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Lurking)
BaronDeMalta has entered the room.
PapatymisonN: (Let's wait for a couple more. Hi Dan.)
Lithaladhwen: (Anyway, I don't think there are going to be many more.)
PapatymisonN: (Kae, then.)
Der DWSage: (*Hums* So, should we begin?)
Der DWSage: (I'm wondering if I should make a new character.)
Lithaladhwen: (My choice is made as well. Link incoming.)
BaronDeMalta: (!!)
BaronDeMalta: (Where?)
Lithaladhwen: ( Hideki is in Doma now, finally.)
Lithaladhwen: (He's stalking James.)
Lithaladhwen: (For reasons beyond, "I hate your fucking guts.")
PapatymisonN: (And tha Kay-Tee is about...)
PapatymisonN: (He's not a big fan of James either. They'll get along famously.)
Lithaladhwen: (Maybe.)
PapatymisonN: (... what IS it about Silvars that makes everyone be associated with them, for good or ill?)
Lithaladhwen: (For greater ease in font discerning.)
Lithaladhwen: (Weirdness magnet disad plus living in Doma.)
Lithaladhwen: (Plus, you know. Extensive RP from Brian.)
PapatymisonN: (Good point.)
Lithaladhwen: (So, is anyone playing but Charles and me?)
Der DWSage: (I am.)
Der DWSage: (Any votes for any characters, or should I go ahead and make the new character I'd intended to?)
Lithaladhwen: (Um. I only know one of yours in 2gen.)
Lithaladhwen: (So unless you want to play Sorune, I've got nothing.)
Der DWSage: (*Ponders, ponders, ponders...*)
Lithaladhwen: (Sorune and Zea need to talk about some things at a future date. She's changed since they last spoke.)
Lithaladhwen: (Like, astrally.)
MajorGeneralTso has entered the room.
Lithaladhwen: (Anyway. Hideki, Kae'oss, and someone new?)
MajorGeneralTso: (Agreed!)
Der DWSage: (Eh, I'll go with Sorune.)
PapatymisonN: (That wasn't including you.)
Lithaladhwen: (You sure, Sage?)
Lithaladhwen: (Or is the new one not ready yet?)
Der DWSage: (I rolled for it. :{ )
MajorGeneralTso: (Puwah...Okay then.)
Lithaladhwen: (Okay!)
PapatymisonN: (*always disagrees with his dice*)
PapatymisonN: (Everyone ready?)
Der DWSage: (More or less.)
Lithaladhwen: (*laughs*)
Lithaladhwen: ( Cat vs. Printer Heaven or Hell, Duel One, LET'S ROCK)
PapatymisonN: <letsgoxiaolinshowdown!>
PapatymisonN: *Welcome to the Jungle, better known as the Doma City Park*
Lithaladhwen: (Hey. Is that a crack about Nekojin?)
PapatymisonN: *it's a tranquil place filled with trees, grass, evil ducks, and other stuff!*
PapatymisonN: (... I really don't know. o.o)
PapatymisonN: *there are people in it, too! Presumably your character is or wants to be one. Go with that!*
MajorGeneralTso: (...That cannot be good for the Printer.)
Lithaladhwen: *A slate-furred nekojin is sitting with a bright red maple leaf in one hand, gazing at it intently.*
Der DWSage: (A moment longer, folks.)
Der DWSage: (Sam is doing a good job of distracting me.)
Lithaladhwen: (I need to wash dishes and then strain pasta. I estimate five minutes in which I'll be in this room with wet hands unsuitable for typing.)
Lithaladhwen: (Also, HI SAM)
Der DWSage: (Sam still claims he will steal Carmen Ashleyego's coat.)
MajorGeneralTso: (Gasp. That will probably be met with negotiations of extreme prejudice.)
PapatymisonN: (*waits for her eventual return*)
MajorGeneralTso: (...I should probably make an actual second gen character one day.)
Lithaladhwen: (And that was all that took.)
PapatymisonN: *Hideki sees a bald, shirtless, darkskinned fellow not too far off, practicing with a nunchaku*
Lithaladhwen: (He will not! I need that to stay warm and nostalgic this winter when I walk to school! I will steal it back, I will.)
Lithaladhwen: *looks up from his apparently-perfect leaf and idly watches the other guy*
PapatymisonN: *huh. He's pretty good*
Lithaladhwen: IM: Practicing in public. Things really are different for other disciplines.
Der DWSage: (Well, he'd need to find Carmen Ashleyego first.)
Der DWSage: (And I don't think she leaves as many clues.)
Lithaladhwen: (She doesn't, no.)
Lithaladhwen: (And I bet he doesn't have a warrant for my arrest, nor any indication that the loot --my coat-- is anywhere within his reach.)
Lithaladhwen: *continues watching, spinning the leaf in his fingers and letting his ears trace random autumn-bird noises*
PapatymisonN: *well, SOME of us don't HAVE to cut our opponent's throats from behind, thank you...*
Der DWSage: (Nor does she have a pack of incompetent minions.)
Lithaladhwen: (Actually, I had lots of incompetent minions in high school. I kid you not. Lackeys, even.)
Lithaladhwen: (I've since gone cold turkey.)
PapatymisonN: (I had a partner in crime, m'self... )
Der DWSage: *Another person is taking a walk in the park...*
Der DWSage: *A certain druid, that most of the people here know*
Der DWSage has left the room.
PapatymisonN: *finishes, grabs a towel and a shirt, and decids to sit ... on... Hideki's... bench? If he's sitting on one?*
Lithaladhwen: (Whoops.)
Lithaladhwen: (He's sitting in front of one on the ground, we'll say.)
Lithaladhwen: *looks over to the new guy* Hello.
PapatymisonN: Hey.
Lithaladhwen: I saw you practicing. You're pretty good.
PapatymisonN: *drinks water!*
PapatymisonN: Thanks. I try.
Lithaladhwen: *Kae'oss can kind of tell that this guy isn't a native speaker of Common, but he's totally understandable*
Der DWSage has entered the room.
Der DWSage: (Fucking. Hate. Triton.)
Lithaladhwen: (I'll update ya, matey.)
Lithaladhwen: (Can ye direct-connect?)
PapatymisonN: *figured that when he saw he was Nekonian*
Lithaladhwen: *lays his leaf down carefully in the grass and looks up with the typical big green nekojin eyes* So, where did you train? Here?
Der DWSage: *...Yep, no humming from him today. He seems to be in a blah mood*
PapatymisonN: Yeah, but it's pretty much all self-taught.
Der DWSage: ...>_> That's quite good for being self-taught.
PapatymisonN: Well, when no one cares and you're life could be in danger at any moment... *shrug*
Lithaladhwen: Agreed. You should be proud of your talent.
PapatymisonN: Eh. Nothin' no one else could do...
T3chn0Namagomi has left the room.
Der DWSage: True, but it's something few else could do.
Lithaladhwen: *shrugs*
Der DWSage: To do the common, uncommonly well, brings success.
Der DWSage: I think that's a quote from somewhere.
Lithaladhwen: What I learned was a matter of necessity as well, but the fact that I've had any training is... right down to luck.
PapatymisonN: o.o
PapatymisonN: Oh. Uh... well, um... thanks. Never thought of it like that.
Lithaladhwen: *to Sorune* I think it was a Lanese philosopher or something.
Lithaladhwen: IM: At least, it sounds like something they'd put in a cookie and sell to tourists.
Der DWSage: Probably. I studied a few of the translated writings from some of the philosophers.
Der DWSage: Too much 'sound of one hand clapping' for my taste, though.
PapatymisonN: Heh...
PapatymisonN: So... who... are you guys? o.O
Lithaladhwen: ...Hideki Shigetomi.
Lithaladhwen: Pleased to meet you.
Der DWSage: Sorune Yohlm, Druid and offworlder.
Der DWSage: Currently retired. How do you do?
Lithaladhwen: You introduce yourself as an offworlder?
Der DWSage: Well, it's more of a conversation starter than 'I'm this crazy druid who lives in the forest.'
PapatymisonN: ... it'd be more fun, though.
PapatymisonN: Name's Kae.
Lithaladhwen: Well, good to meet you both.
PapatymisonN: Mm.
Der DWSage: Glad to know.
PapatymisonN: So, what do you do, there... Hideki? He said he likes trees...
Lithaladhwen: So, if it isn't too much of a personal question, you said that you taught yourself to fight out of necessity. May I ask why?
PapatymisonN: Me first.
Lithaladhwen: Oh. I... am currently waiting for someone.
Lithaladhwen: He should be coming around any day.
PapatymisonN: Oh, OK. And I'm a bit of an ex-street kid.
PapatymisonN: That's why.
Lithaladhwen: *smirks* The streets here in Doma?
PapatymisonN: No, the streets in the Forbidden Plains. Tough streets, those...
Der DWSage: I've been there.
Der DWSage: Lovely place in the winter.
Lithaladhwen: *shrugs* Other nations have rough areas. I didn't want to assume.
PapatymisonN: Ah, don't sweat it. I love a good chance at sarcasm.
Lithaladhwen: Nothing wrong with that. I can handle a little sarcasm.
Der DWSage: All the interesting people can.
PapatymisonN: Gotta love adaptation mechanisms, huh?
Lithaladhwen: Got to cover everything up somehow, huh?
PapatymisonN: The nice people had to deal with the assholes, so they learned to put up with their shit. Perfection.
Der DWSage: They not only learn how to put up with their shit, they turn around and engineer an entirely new form of comedy.
PapatymisonN: (Third base!)
Der DWSage: (Ah, Abbot and Costello. Gotta love 'em.)
Lithaladhwen: (What?)
Der DWSage: (Second base.)
Lithaladhwen: (Where?)
PapatymisonN: (... wasn't he right field?)
Der DWSage: (No, that was Today.)
Lithaladhwen: I think 'nice' is a highly subjective word. It can mean just about anything.
Lithaladhwen: Some people would say a nice man is one who doesn't kill you on sight for no reason.
PapatymisonN: Doesn't kick kittens.
Lithaladhwen: Others ask more.
Lithaladhwen: *twitches an ear* Yes, please. Don't kick kittens.
PapatymisonN: Didn't plan on it... today.
Der DWSage: *Shrug*
Der DWSage: I've actually organized a kitten gang to take revenge on a few rather unruly young boys.
Lithaladhwen: You and everyone else.
Der DWSage: To this day, they shiver uncontrollably when they hear a meow.
Lithaladhwen: Heh.
PapatymisonN: ... glad I don't run with THOSE guys anymore.
Der DWSage: Mm-hm.
Lithaladhwen: Kitten gangs aren't all so bad. It's when they grow up they cause problems.
Der DWSage: No one ever stops to consider that even the youngest cat has sixteen little daggers and a mouthful of teeth.
Lithaladhwen: *grins... and wow, Hideki does too!*
PapatymisonN: *smirks at Ninja Catboi* Did I bristle your fur a little bit there, buddy?
Der DWSage: That's exactly what I'm talking about. ^_^
Lithaladhwen: Oh, I remember mean kids with teeth. Mean orphan kids, and that's a whole different game.
Lithaladhwen: IM: Common is kind of informal, but it's good for that. Don't have to pay attention to so many things.
PapatymisonN: Orphans are lame, yeah.
PapatymisonN: Yeah, you got no parents. No reason to be an asshole, buddy.
Lithaladhwen: *snorts* Yeah. Who the hell goes around without parents anymore?
PapatymisonN: Now if your PARENTS are assholes...
Der DWSage: Depends on the orphanage you go to afterwards, really.
Lithaladhwen: Yeah, it does.
Der DWSage: I could tell you stories of caretakers that make my skin crawl.
PapatymisonN: (brb.)
Lithaladhwen: ('kay.)
Lithaladhwen: (There are no orphans anymore. All of the problems Gaera had in firstgen have been solved in the interim time by groups of adventurers.)
Der DWSage: (Bah.)
Der DWSage: (Back in my day, there was a new threat to Gaera every week.)
Der DWSage: (Even Kumo saved the world a time or two, and he wasn't even knee-high to a duck. >: )
PapatymisonN: (BS. I'm sure some huge problem looms in the distance. ... political corruption! Yeah!)
Der DWSage: (Suddenly, Sorune goes nuts! Gangs of felines patrol the streets, with their ringleader Sher'Khan!)
Lithaladhwen: (KHAAAAN!)
Der DWSage: (...And now the mental image is stuck in my head.)
Lithaladhwen: (Anyway.)
PapatymisonN: ... heh. Reminds me of when I punched my uncle in the nuts...
Lithaladhwen: ...
Der DWSage: ...Sounds...unpleasant, actually.
Lithaladhwen: And why did you do that?
Der DWSage: Did he, or did he not, beat you afterwards?
PapatymisonN: He beat nne.
PapatymisonN: (Argh. Keyboard akting up. A bit!)
Lithaladhwen: (Wow. It is!)
Lithaladhwen: My master was a woman. That wouldn't work on her.
Lithaladhwen: And she'd probably still beat me for it.
Der DWSage: There are worse things you can do then.
Lithaladhwen: If I wanted her to use weapons? Yeah, probably. *smirk*
Der DWSage: Well, there are certain plants...
PapatymisonN: annnnnbbbbbbbbbnb
Lithaladhwen: (What the shit?)
PapatymisonN: (Ignore that!)
Lithaladhwen: (Like, whoa!)
Der DWSage: (Indeed.)
PapatymisonN: (OK, got it. Full functionality restored.)
Lithaladhwen: (Keen.)
PapatymisonN: ... that do what? *curious*
Der DWSage: Depends.
Der DWSage: *Begins counting on his fingers* Make the hair fall out, make hair grow quickly, cause funny red splotches that are completely harmless, and...
Der DWSage: *Blink*
Der DWSage: >_> No, I don't think I'll be mentioning that last one.
PapatymisonN: o.o ^_^ Oh, y'gotta hook me up man...
Der DWSage: You can go to a library and look it up.
PapatymisonN: (And I owe it all to the books at my local library!)
Lithaladhwen: ...
Lithaladhwen: I think that would end very poorly for me.
Lithaladhwen: And somehow for you as well.
PapatymisonN: Maybe. But it's not about the destination, but the journey/.
PapatymisonN: *-/
PapatymisonN: ... read that in a cookie.
Der DWSage: Meh. There are worse things to read in cookies.
Der DWSage: Such as 'You have three seconds before the poison kicks in.'
PapatymisonN: Or, "That wasn't beef"...
Der DWSage: Or even, 'The cook didn't appreciate what you said about his cooking.'
Lithaladhwen: Generally we don't tell you.
Lithaladhwen: Not where I work. Just watch you eat and laugh.
PapatymisonN: You're a cook, huh? Where at?
Lithaladhwen: Nowhere nearby. Back home.
PapatymisonN: Oh, OK.
PapatymisonN: Straight up fish 'n' shit? o.o
Lithaladhwen: There is no "shit" involved.
Der DWSage: Unless you make rude comments?
Lithaladhwen: You have to make more than rude comments, and even then I'll generally just wait until after I close to address the issue myself.
Lithaladhwen: I don't like people getting sick in the restaurant, and neither does my boss.
PapatymisonN: Beware the fresh brewed coffee... the cook's mad at you, and been eatin' beans...
PapatymisonN: (I need to consume a meal.)
PapatymisonN: (Can we come back in 15/20 minutes?)
Lithaladhwen: (Sure. Meanwhile, I'll be playing this. )
Der DWSage: (*Shrug* I s'pose so.)
PapatymisonN: (Back soon!)
MajorGeneralTso: (...Damn. That big green wall is difficult to get by.)
MajorGeneralTso: (...At like...55 meters.(
MajorGeneralTso: (Yards. My bad.)
Der DWSage: (*Hums*)
Der DWSage has left the room.
MajorGeneralTso: (Dammit! Made it all the way to 82 yards...)
PapatymisonN: (Back!0
PapatymisonN: )
PapatymisonN: (DAMN Sage...)
Der DWSage has entered the room.
Der DWSage: (Fucking Triton doesn't even have the decency to tell me it's disconnected.)
Lithaladhwen: ( Egg Way!
Lithaladhwen: )
Lithaladhwen: (Anyway.)
Lithaladhwen: (Can we RP now?)
Der DWSage: (Certainly.)
PapatymisonN: (Absolutely.)
Der DWSage: (Have we continued from when Charles went to eat, or are we good?)
PapatymisonN: (We're at the exact same spot.)
Der DWSage: (Kay-o.)
Der DWSage: <_< Beans aren't that bad.
Der DWSage: If you cook them right, they give you hardly any gas at all.
CGNakibe has entered the room.
CGNakibe: (Here to lurk, not RP, sadly.)
PapatymisonN: (... bastard.)
MajorGeneralTso: (Welcome to the fun.)
CGNakibe: (Today is Monday. Others will beat me up for you. ;_; )
PapatymisonN: ... well, that's the benefit of being a cook, then. You know how to cook 'em so it's all wet 'n' smooth. :P
Lithaladhwen: ....
PapatymisonN: ... *bursts out laughing!*
Der DWSage: *Quiet, but smirking!*
Lithaladhwen: Most of what we serve isn't cooked. Not... not a whole lot.
Lithaladhwen: I don't think your methods apply well to anything but beans.
PapatymisonN: I'll be sure to hit your sushi joint sometime, then...
Lithaladhwen: If you're ever in Nekonia, in my neighborhood, in my restaurant when I'm working, you'd be more than welcome to do so.
Der DWSage: Mm.
PapatymisonN: ... I'll order blowfish. Don't cut it wrong, please.
Lithaladhwen: I don't have a license for that.
Der DWSage: I'm afraid I don't eat meat...or much else, really.
Der DWSage: Just fruit.
Der DWSage: And a few legumes.
Lithaladhwen: ...We could make you a salad. It's good?
Lithaladhwen: (Sorune is a Level Five Vegan. He doesn't eat anything that casts a shadow.)
Der DWSage: I don't eat salads either, I'm afraid.
Der DWSage: (*Chuckles*)
Lithaladhwen: .....
Der DWSage: To put it succinctly, if eating it would completely kill it, I don't eat it.
Lithaladhwen: But you can eat seeds and prevent the plant from finishing its life cycle?
PapatymisonN: Face it, dude. Eating is death.
Der DWSage: Yes, I can. For a variety of reasons.
Lithaladhwen: If I gave you fish roe, would you eat it?
Lithaladhwen: I can show you how to get it. *smirks*
Der DWSage: ...I actually tried that once. It made me sick to my stomach.
Lithaladhwen: Let me show you how squeeze the fish.
Der DWSage: I think my metabolism doesn't allow for meat at all by this point.
Lithaladhwen: I'm glad you've moved beyond the need for meat. Some of us are not so... what's the word.
Lithaladhwen: Enlightened?
PapatymisonN: Crazy.
Der DWSage: I think crazy is more the word.
Lithaladhwen: I was trying to be polite.
Der DWSage: There's good reason why I don't preach the values of not eating meat to everyone I see-because, bluntly, there aren't many.
Der DWSage: I don't do it because of my own personal beliefs, but I don't see any reason to stop others from doing it. It is, as you said, part of a life cycle.
Lithaladhwen: *shrugs* Whereas I don't preach the value of taking years out of your life learning to arrange sliced fish and rice.
Lithaladhwen: But someone has to do it.
PapatymisonN: And I don't suggest being a thug.
PapatymisonN: Cuz it contributes to NOTHING.
Lithaladhwen: I don't know. I've made some headway.
Lithaladhwen: You can get a lot done if you don't get caught.
Der DWSage: Actually, it contributes to quite a few things.
Der DWSage: For example, you keep the law enforcement running.
Der DWSage: If there were no lawbreakers, there would be no budget for peacekeepers, and that would start a vicious cycle.
PapatymisonN: ... of peace?
Lithaladhwen: Most of what I do is ignored by the law enforcement where I live. I think some of them would be sad to see us go if they're honest about it.
Der DWSage: Of economic collapse.
Der DWSage: I had to do a thesis on it when I was in school. Very dry.
PapatymisonN: It's a thesis. They're ALL dry.
Lithaladhwen: *adjusts his sleeve* Not all thugs are at cross-purposes with the law. Just... less limited.
PapatymisonN: Unless you've read hilarious, heartwarming theses on... I dunno... sociopolitical... reforms... in... Riva?
Der DWSage: Cross-purposes to the peacekeepers themselves? No.
Der DWSage: And actually, I read a very good thesis on the God of Humor back on my world.
PapatymisonN: IM: Damn. I know sociopolitical? Shit, that's heavy.
Der DWSage: It was more than a little sarcastic, but that was his point.
Lithaladhwen: We supposedly have one... or something. I don't actually know if the Great Lord Agnostic exists or what he does, but my master's friend swear by him a lot.
Lithaladhwen: *swears
Lithaladhwen: (Kai's Law. The longer a discussion in an RP goes on, the probability that Hakaril will be mentioned approaches one.)
PapatymisonN: ... lord... AGNOSTIC.
Der DWSage: Huh.
Der DWSage: I've heard of him in passing once or twice, but just shrugged it off as a general swear.
Der DWSage: Such as 'Oh gods this is going to hurt.'
PapatymisonN: ... That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. I WISH the gods didn't exist, so I could tell them to fuck off without fearin' reprisal...
Lithaladhwen: What do you have against them?
PapatymisonN: ... they don't do much for me.
Lithaladhwen: Says you.
Der DWSage: *Checks the sky, whistling*
Lithaladhwen: I know people who've... had good experiences and bad.
Lithaladhwen: Mainly good, though.
PapatymisonN: Oh, yeah, they keep me alive an' shit. But past that, NOTHIN', man.
Lithaladhwen: That is... an interesting perspective.
Der DWSage: I dunno. Nakibe's not so bad for a chaos god.
Lithaladhwen: I can't refute it with evidence from your life, only from the lives of people who are... likely less relevant to you.
Der DWSage: Well, I can't exactly say that someone I've never met is relevant to me.
PapatymisonN: Eh. Whatever. The gods can kiss my ass, if I can say that without them kicking it.
Lithaladhwen: *smirk*And what does it mean to you that they don't? Certainly if they were so... offensive... they would do more to work against you.
Lithaladhwen: Unless we're going to assume that any problems you have you've caused or failed to solve yourself.
Lithaladhwen: *inspects that leaf again*
PapatymisonN: ... nice little system.
PapatymisonN: If you don't help the gods, then OBVIOUSLY they're not helping you. If you help 'em, then BOOM! "Blessings".
PapatymisonN: ... load of bullshit, man... <.<
Lithaladhwen: I have done little for the gods. But I have been... fortunate in many ways nonetheless. Anything beyond blind luck, for good or ill... is my own doing.
Lithaladhwen: Friends and enemies are mine to make, not the gods. I can hardly blame or credit them for everything.
Lithaladhwen: IM: Sounds like someone just has a problem with authority.
PapatymisonN: Sounds like a good system to me...
Der DWSage: (Sorry, a moment.)
Lithaladhwen: IM: Or with anyone more powerful than he is.
Der DWSage: (Housemate is quite distracting.)
Lithaladhwen: (Is it Sam?)
Der DWSage: (No, it's Micheal. Who is amazingly distracting.)
PapatymisonN: (Kick him in the crotch. That'll do the trick.)
Lithaladhwen: (To Michael: Stop being not-Sam!)
Lithaladhwen: (Sam is my buddy with whom I've never spoken!)
Lithaladhwen: (So there!)
Lithaladhwen: I think so, Kae.
Lithaladhwen: What do you think the gods should have done for you that they did not?
PapatymisonN: I'd know if they'd done it.
Lithaladhwen: *chuckles*
PapatymisonN: A great sense of peace would wash over me, and I'd be like, "Hey! Insert god here gives a shit!"
Lithaladhwen: Would it now.
PapatymisonN: It'd play out just like that.
Lithaladhwen: You're right. That is just how I've heard it. Except there's also lightning. And a rainbow. And puppies for some reason.
Lithaladhwen: Because you can't have enlightenment without puppies.
PapatymisonN: They are a must.
Lithaladhwen: IM: I bet Zuzu needs to go out in an hour or two. Need to head back soon.
PapatymisonN: (brb)
Lithaladhwen: ('kay.)
Der DWSage: (He was attempting to light me on fire.)
Der DWSage: (Apologies if I'm a bit distracted.)
Lithaladhwen: (...That's rude.)
Der DWSage: (...Also, why am I so tempted to do something silly and random?)
Lithaladhwen: (Because you're bored?)
Der DWSage: (Possibly!)
Der DWSage: (...Hell, why not.)
Der DWSage: (>_> Everyone here have Philsys sheets, or should we go with Chatsys?)
Lithaladhwen: (Philsys here.)
Lithaladhwen: (It's on the wiki that I linked, though it's kind of in-progress.)
Lithaladhwen: (No weapon damages yet.)
Der DWSage: (Eh. That's figured out easily enough.)
Lithaladhwen: (I can fix that in about fifteen seconds.)
Lithaladhwen: (Okay, like fortyfive.)
MajorGeneralTso: (...We time you not, madame.)
Der DWSage: (Anyway. Cha?)
PapatymisonN: (Philsys sheet... I THINK so...)
Lithaladhwen: ('kay.)
Der DWSage: (*Hums, prepares things*)
Lithaladhwen: ( Philsys. )
PapatymisonN: (Nope, just a Window sheet.)
Der DWSage: (Blast. Hum.)
Der DWSage: (Should we go Chatsys then, despite how I dislike it? :{ )
PapatymisonN: (I can have one composed in... 10 minutes.)
Lithaladhwen: (Give the boy a few minutes. Hideki has nearly no techs yet.)
Der DWSage: (<_< Feel like waiting that long, Ash? Sorune and Zea could have a talk in 'Elsewhere, Elsewhen' time.)
Lithaladhwen: (Oh! Hot stuff! Do lets!)
Lithaladhwen: (*goes to IM window*)
PapatymisonN: (Fine, fine. Ten minutes. Flat.)
MajorGeneralTso: (...Same would apply to you, I'm sure sir.)
Lithaladhwen: (Tada! Techs.)
MajorGeneralTso: (Yaaaaaay...)
PapatymisonN: (Wow. Eight minutes, starting now. Had a toilet-related task to complete.)
Lithaladhwen: (Toilets are relevant.)
PapatymisonN: (Agreed.)
Der DWSage: (Indeed they are. So yer ready, then?)
PapatymisonN: (Me? NO... ...6 more minutes.)
Lithaladhwen: (Wow. Hideki is, like... the master of you not hitting him. He has a PA of, like, 21.)
Der DWSage: (*Nods, hums*)
Der DWSage: (Is he now?)
Lithaladhwen: (Well, until a GM decides to kill him, yeah. =P )
MajorGeneralTso: (...Damn. Tai's level 3 and has a PA of like...14.)
Lithaladhwen: (Tai is also better at killing people.)
Lithaladhwen: (Hideki just sneaks and doesn't get hit if he can help it.)
Lithaladhwen: (Defensive fighting.)
MajorGeneralTso: (So far, Tai has only exhibited his incredible prejudice against crabs.)
MajorGeneralTso: (Eeerr...Lobsters.)
Lithaladhwen: (Cthulobster!)
Der DWSage has left the room.
Der DWSage has entered the room.
Lithaladhwen: (WB.)
Der DWSage: (Bloody Triton.)
PapatymisonN: (*is way over time* No techs, but I have 3 points left to spend on skills, and then we're good for now.)
Lithaladhwen: (Okay.)
Der DWSage: (Kay-o.)
PapatymisonN: (... *ups his magic* We're good!)
PapatymisonN: (*does up all the HP MP TP...*)
Der DWSage: (Yay, random Philsys!)
Der DWSage: *And about this time...*
Der DWSage: *Three Moogles come out of the bushes. So very strange...but they're all wielding weapons of one kind or another.*
Lithaladhwen: (Moogles....)
Der DWSage: (=D)
PapatymisonN: (Good!)
PapatymisonN: (... dang, we gotta fight? OK, grabbing some techs...)
Der DWSage: *One of them is holding a sword that is definitely too big for him. He's wielding it like a Zwiehander...*
Der DWSage: *Another has a pair of rather nasty-looking knives*
Der DWSage: *And the last? The last is holding...a hat.*
Lithaladhwen: ....
Der DWSage: For the luvva...can't you three just leave me alone?
Der DWSage: *It's a pointy hat!*
Lithaladhwen: Sorune? Friends of yours?
Der DWSage: They tried to eat Sher onc.e
Der DWSage: once*
Der DWSage: I stopped them.
Lithaladhwen: Sher?
Der DWSage: >_< And we're not gonna stop until we've avenged that little tidbit!
Lithaladhwen: (You realize if you leave the forum, moogles will never be seen in Gaera again, as you play most of them.)
Lithaladhwen: Who's Sher?
Der DWSage: We'll get you, Druid, and yer big kitty too. e_e
Lithaladhwen: *annoyed ear-flick*
Der DWSage: (Since End already left...yeah, you're probably right.)
Der DWSage: ...A lion companion of mine.
Der DWSage: Look, can you three just take a bribe and go away?
MajorGeneralTso: (...That's a shame. Moogles are the coolness.)
Lithaladhwen: Uh huh. Hence the "big kitty" phrase.
Lithaladhwen: Why did they try to eat him? Just... because?
Der DWSage: ...I apologize for my brothers. Really, I do.
Der DWSage: *Sigh* And yeah. We were hungry, and they were stupid.
PapatymisonN: (I'm here, I'm here!)
PapatymisonN: (And almost done techs!)
Der DWSage: But we got the one-up on you this time, ya filthy biggie!
Der DWSage: We've got...a hat!
Der DWSage: *Holds up the hat, proudly!*
Lithaladhwen: *stands with a heavy sigh and a confused shake of his head*
Lithaladhwen: (What time of day is it?)
Der DWSage: (About noon.)
Der DWSage: (*Slaps self for in-joke*)
Lithaladhwen: (Early eveningish or something?)
Der DWSage: (Let's say about two-ish.)
Lithaladhwen: (In the afternoon?)
Lithaladhwen: (Or the morning?)
Lithaladhwen: (1400 hours?)
Der DWSage: (1400.)
Lithaladhwen: ('kay.)
Lithaladhwen: Listen. Sorune, if you want some assistance with these ones, just, um.... hit them first.
Lithaladhwen: I really don't feel like starting a fight for no reason, but I won't leave you in one by yourself.
Der DWSage: He ain't gonna get a chance!
Der DWSage: *HURLS the hat at Sor!*
Lithaladhwen: (Can you see our dierolls, Sage?)
Der DWSage: (And you folks will have to tell me your roll totals, as Triton hates me. I'm doing my own rolls in actual life.)
Lithaladhwen: ('kay.)
Lithaladhwen: (*throws on Reckless Fire for Hideki* Yay for s-CRY-ed music!)
PapatymisonN: (I have techs. If you don't include me, I'll have to murder you all. SAGE! TECHS INCOMIN'!)
Der DWSage: *...And the hat latches onto Sorune's face. Along with a muffled shout from the poor Druid!*
Der DWSage: (*Pre-emptively murders Cha*)
Lithaladhwen: ...
Lithaladhwen: (Init?)
OnlineHost: Lithaladhwen rolled 2 6-sided dice: 2 1
Der DWSage: (Yes, Init if you're getting involved!)
OnlineHost: PapatymisonN rolled 2 6-sided dice: 6 5
Lithaladhwen: (8)
PapatymisonN: (13.)
Lithaladhwen: IM: Or they can hit first, whatever.
PapatymisonN: (Wait, 15.)
Der DWSage: (A moment while I get init order sorted out, then...)
Der DWSage: (Big Sword, Cha, Knives, Mage, and then Hideki.)
Der DWSage: (Sorune will be rather...preoccupied.)
Der DWSage: Fer honor!
Der DWSage: *And...the Moogle with the sword goes to chop up Sorune all messy like!*
Der DWSage: *And it works, too. The Druid is bleeding.*
Lithaladhwen: ....
Der DWSage: (43 damage to the Druid. Cha!)
Lithaladhwen: IM: His notion of honor is no better than mine. *grin*
PapatymisonN: *Kae steps up to Big Sword, not believing his intelligence to be very high*
PapatymisonN: Hey! Jackass!
Der DWSage: <_< Eh?
PapatymisonN: *swinging his nunchaku back and forth... *
PapatymisonN: To the left...
PapatymisonN: To the right...
PapatymisonN: Behind the back... aaaaaaaaand...
PapatymisonN: *WHAP!*
Lithaladhwen: (Maxi!)
Lithaladhwen: (*buttonmashes Kae'oss*)
Der DWSage: (Do a roll to see if you crit.)
OnlineHost: PapatymisonN rolled 1 20-sided die: 1
PapatymisonN: (... nope.)
Lithaladhwen: (Charles rolls a one.)
PapatymisonN: (Yes, that was Fancy Swing.)
Der DWSage: (...Did you get over 15, at least?)
Der DWSage: (Just because they're denied a PA roll doesn't mean it always hits.)
Der DWSage: (...Cha misses.)
Der DWSage: (Oh my. That's so very sad. And yet, I can't help but laugh. :{ )
PapatymisonN: (Even with the +1 for AT for the weapon?)
Der DWSage: (You have an 11 AT on your sheet. 12 for the weapon. 13 for the roll. He has a 15, base.)
PapatymisonN: (Damn.)
Der DWSage: *And...It seems that that nunchuka action was a little too fancy*
Der DWSage: *For Kae'oss swings about five inches away from the Moogle*
PapatymisonN: ... ooh... lucky little bastard... *backs off.../
PapatymisonN: *
Der DWSage: *And the knife moogle is simply holding his head, sighing*
Lithaladhwen: (Are you rolling our attacks as well, or do you want us to total that stuff for you?)
Der DWSage: This is just so very sad.
Lithaladhwen: Then stop them, or I will.
PapatymisonN: Fuck you.
Der DWSage: (Total that stuff for me, please.)
Der DWSage: I would if I could, lady. They're nuts.
Der DWSage: And my brothers.
Lithaladhwen: (Okay. I'll roll and total anything that's on my sheet. I know it makes it easier.)
Der DWSage: Sorry.
Lithaladhwen: (Lady? Hideki's a guy.)
Der DWSage: (APpreciated.)
Lithaladhwen: (Note the name. And the wiki I linked.)
Der DWSage: (...And I got characters mixed up! Fix that.)
Lithaladhwen: (Hideki =! Zea.)
Der DWSage: (Yeah.)
Der DWSage: Lady=kitty*
MajorGeneralTso: (Goooo Team Sushi! You can beat up the Moogles! *Cheers for the PCs*)
Lithaladhwen: (Oh, dear. That's no better.)
Lithaladhwen: Kitty? We'll kill them if we have to, you understand.
Lithaladhwen: You want that?
PapatymisonN: (Tell that to the bunnygirls of the Viera...)
Der DWSage: Bah! We're better fighters 'n you lot!
Der DWSage: ...And we've got you outnumbered!
Lithaladhwen: But you have some... disadvantages.
Lithaladhwen: You're insane.
Lithaladhwen: Counts against you.
Der DWSage: And then there's my PHENOMONAL MAGICAL POWERS you're not taking into account!
Der DWSage: Observe!
Der DWSage: (Ashley rolls a MBLK.)
PapatymisonN: ... oh dear gods... >.<
Lithaladhwen: (*shoves the moogle into an itty bitty living space*)
OnlineHost: Lithaladhwen rolled 1 20-sided die: 5
Lithaladhwen: (24.)
PapatymisonN: (Ten thousand years can give you such a crick in the neck...)
Der DWSage: (Oh dear.)
Lithaladhwen: (What?)
Lithaladhwen: (I know, I know. A deer is a mammal with four legs and horns. But that's not important right now.)
Der DWSage: *Hideki would find himself on the receiving end of a very painful electric bolt.*
Lithaladhwen: (Damage?)
Der DWSage: (Sorry, RA interruption.)
Der DWSage: (37 damage.)
Lithaladhwen: Scheiße! o\/<
Der DWSage: (Hideki can counter!)
Lithaladhwen: (And...now we tech-stack. A moment.)
PapatymisonN: >.> o.O
Der DWSage: *Yeah. That fur's gonna be poofing.*
PapatymisonN: IM: ... what language was that, gob? Where's this guy FROM? O.O
Lithaladhwen: (Luckily, he's a short-hair.)
Lithaladhwen: *Not enjoying this, and certainly not appreciating the rational moogle's refusal to stop his brothers, Hideki strikes out at the moogle Kae'oss had previously attempted to hit.*
Lithaladhwen: (Two attacks. Both applying eloquent striking and sneak attack. Hideki is not pleased, and is willing to burn TP.)
OnlineHost: Lithaladhwen rolled 2 20-sided dice: 6 15
MajorGeneralTso: (Oooh-Ouch.)
Lithaladhwen: (30, 39)
Lithaladhwen: (Fucker.)
Lithaladhwen: (If he hits, this may be excessive.)
Der DWSage: (Goddammit, I hate RA interruptions.)
Der DWSage: (Anyway. Swordie Moogle doom!)
Lithaladhwen: (Hideki would like to hit the moogle.)
Der DWSage: (Normal hit with the first, critical with the second.)
Lithaladhwen: (Okay. Rolling damage now, and I'll give you a full total when I'm done.)
Der DWSage: (Kay-o.)
OnlineHost: Lithaladhwen rolled 2 6-sided dice: 2 1
OnlineHost: Lithaladhwen rolled 2 6-sided dice: 2 6
Der DWSage: (...If it does more than 80 damage, the guy ends up dead. :{ )
Lithaladhwen: (23, 56 with the crit included.)
Lithaladhwen: (Just barely alive, eh?)
Lithaladhwen: (So that's a total of 79.)
MajorGeneralTso: (...Damn. That is some luck. And rage.)
Lithaladhwen: (Hideki ...does not like people being unjustly attacked. 'Specially when people=Hideki.)
Lithaladhwen: (And also, he needs to get rid of a combatant as quickly as possible. He has a whopping 28 HP.)
Der DWSage: (Yep.)
Der DWSage: (He's out, and bleeding!)
Der DWSage: @____@
Lithaladhwen: Walk away!
Lithaladhwen: This is useless!
Der DWSage: Ku...po...
Lithaladhwen: Stop attacking!
PapatymisonN: Yeah. Leave before you get splattered, kid...
Der DWSage: Ah, bugger.
Der DWSage: You're really gonna drive him mad now. ._.
PapatymisonN: *charges a Shadowstrike* Cuz I'm just getting warmed up. e_e
Der DWSage: And he's gonna get me involved.
Der DWSage: Brother!
Der DWSage: (Cha gets a free shot in before the Moogles go!)
Lithaladhwen: Just LEAVE. You started this and you can finish it. Walk away.
PapatymisonN: *fires his Shadowstrike at the not-halfdead one*
Der DWSage: (Knives, or Mage?)
PapatymisonN: (Knives.)
OnlineHost: PapatymisonN rolled 1 20-sided die: 11
Der DWSage: (Gotcha. Roll an MATK.)
PapatymisonN: (18.)
Lithaladhwen: (Perfectly average roll, Charles!)
Der DWSage: *...He sidesteps it*
Der DWSage: Sorry 'bout this folks.
PapatymisonN: Yeah, keep runnin', asshole!
Lithaladhwen: Go get your brother healed. Quit this.
Lithaladhwen: Go home.
Der DWSage: You've bruised our honor as well! We fight!
Der DWSage: (...It's like they come from a bad fighting game, isn't it?)
PapatymisonN: (Maybe...)
Der DWSage: *And...The Moogle begins chanting something that makes the other Moogle begin glowing*
PapatymisonN: (Do their souls still burn?)
Lithaladhwen: You know nothing of honor! You fight for vengeance and nothing else. If you had honor, you would get your fallen brother seen to.
Der DWSage: He'll live! He would want us to press on!
PapatymisonN: ... y'know, not knowing honor's not SO bad...
Lithaladhwen: (They do. His soul is raging with strength.)
Der DWSage: Go an' get 'em, brother.
Lithaladhwen: *Hideki's ears are pressed back against his head in annoyance*
Der DWSage: I really don't like doing this, folks. Sorry.
Lithaladhwen: IM: Kae, make yourself useful. I can't take them by myself.
Der DWSage: (How closely are Hideki and Kae standing together?)
PapatymisonN: (Not that far, I'd say... 10 feet max?)
Lithaladhwen: (Close. They were at the same bench.)
Der DWSage: (...And they just moved to attack the same target.)
Lithaladhwen: (Aye.)
Der DWSage: (Kay.)
Der DWSage: *And...he charges the both of them, daggers out!)
PapatymisonN: (Kae: What?)
Der DWSage: (You roll your PAs, folks. One for each of you.)
OnlineHost: PapatymisonN rolled 1 6-sided die: 1
OnlineHost: PapatymisonN rolled 1 20-sided die: 20
Der DWSage: (...The fuck. The dice like you folks.)
PapatymisonN: (WOO!)
Der DWSage: (A one and a two.)
Der DWSage: (Zea and Kae, respectively.)
OnlineHost: Lithaladhwen rolled 1 20-sided die: 14
MajorGeneralTso: (...Critical Failure?)
Lithaladhwen: (14 plus 21= 35.)
PapatymisonN: (31.)
Lithaladhwen: (And it's Hideki, Sage.)
Der DWSage: (Yep.)
Der DWSage: (Dammit, why do I keep doing that?)
Lithaladhwen: (Zea is this color and is a girl.)
Der DWSage: (From now on, it's 'Catguy.')
PapatymisonN: (Cuz Zea is the new Enlil?)
Lithaladhwen: (Zea is, yes.)
Lithaladhwen: (Was that Enlil's font? I don't recall. I've only got one log with her in it.)
Der DWSage: (Enlil had gray.)
Lithaladhwen: (Ah. S'what I thought.)
Der DWSage: (Or rather, white.)
Der DWSage: (So, light grey.)
Der DWSage: (Anyway.)
PapatymisonN: (Yes, she did. And I remember there being a stretch of time when everyone and their dog was doing fanart of her...)
Der DWSage: *...And as he rushes by, he totally forgets that he can't reach both of his targets.*
PapatymisonN: (You couldn't get your character drawn to save your life.)
Der DWSage: *So he just runs down between 'em, leaving himself totally open to counterattacks*
Der DWSage: (Hideki!)
OnlineHost: Lithaladhwen rolled 1 20-sided die: 7
Lithaladhwen: (21)
Lithaladhwen: (Sage makes goofy NPCs that by turns get themselves killed and do insane amounts of damage.)
Der DWSage: (...PA of 30 total.)
Der DWSage: (And dude, these are the NPCs from the site. :{ )
Lithaladhwen: (Yeah, but you play them all goofy-like.)
Der DWSage: (True!)
PapatymisonN: (Uh... what's going on now? o.o)
Der DWSage: (Moogle tried to slash you.)
Lithaladhwen: (Mage's turn, presumably.)
Der DWSage: (It is now Cha's turn, and he's quite firmly trying to pass between the two of yez.)
Lithaladhwen: (Ah, Kae'oss.)
PapatymisonN: (Righteo.)
PapatymisonN: ... dumbass. *just tries to punch the dope in the head*
OnlineHost: PapatymisonN rolled 1 20-sided die: 2
PapatymisonN: (Argh. 13.)
Der DWSage: (...Wow. This guy is amazingly lucky.)
Lithaladhwen: (He is.)
Lithaladhwen: (*does Italian homework and waits for her turn*)
Der DWSage has left the room.
Der DWSage has entered the room.
Der DWSage: (Fucking Triton.)
Der DWSage: *And is chanting again!*
Der DWSage: *...At Kae!*
Der DWSage: (Roll yourself a MBLK.)
Der DWSage: *Oh, and he's still desperately trying to get the damn hat off his face*
OnlineHost: PapatymisonN rolled 1 20-sided die: 4
PapatymisonN: (21.)
Der DWSage: (...The dice fucking hate you, Cha. :{ )
PapatymisonN: (... yep.)
Der DWSage: *KERZAP*
PapatymisonN: GK! >.o
Der DWSage: *A mighty 38 damage!*
MajorGeneralTso: (I dunno. He did get that great dodge a second ago...)
Lithaladhwen: IM: What the hell kind of hat is that?
Lithaladhwen: (There must have been some magic in that old witch's hat they found. Because when they placed it on Sorune's head, he began to freak the fuck out.)
MajorGeneralTso: (I am somewhat regretting having not RPed just to aid the good guys in this fight.)
Lithaladhwen: (Heh.)
Lithaladhwen: (The good, the bad, and the fuzzy?)
Lithaladhwen: (Snowclone alert!)
MajorGeneralTso: (Buh?)
PapatymisonN: (Zwuh?)
Lithaladhwen: ( Snowclone. )
Der DWSage: (The fucking housemates.)
Der DWSage: (I will kill them.)
Lithaladhwen: (What the hell is going on?)
Der DWSage: (I will kill them all. They are distracting.)
Der DWSage: (They forced me to watch the Family Guy Chicken Fight.)
Der DWSage: (Even Sam did. :{ )
Der DWSage: (Anyway. Knife Moogle!)
Der DWSage: ...Y'know, that almost hit me.
PapatymisonN: (The first or the second one.)
Der DWSage: (Both. At once.)
Der DWSage: *Another duplicate slash! One to each person!*
Der DWSage: (PA rolls, both of you!)
Der DWSage: (...NOW the dice hate you.)\
OnlineHost: PapatymisonN rolled 1 20-sided die: 9
Der DWSage: (33 and 36, Hideki and Kae, respectively.)
OnlineHost: Lithaladhwen rolled 1 20-sided die: 16
PapatymisonN: (20.)"
Der DWSage: (...Kae gets critted.)
PapatymisonN: (... shasta.)
Lithaladhwen: (16+21=37)
Der DWSage: (Hideki dodges!)
Der DWSage: *And with a rather vicious knife to the shin, Kae'oss takes...28 damage.*
Der DWSage: (Minimum, so you know.)
Lithaladhwen: (This is what happens when you're so covered in body-weaponry that your arms and legs are metallic and sharp.)
Lithaladhwen: (It helps your PA rolls.)
Der DWSage: (Indeed!)
Der DWSage: FUCKING HAT!
Der DWSage: MMPH!
PapatymisonN: (... the gi is ac 2...)
Der DWSage: (That takes all of 2 damage off, then. :{ )
PapatymisonN: (v_v)
MajorGeneralTso: (I feel your pain Cha...Tai's Coat is an AC of 3.)
Der DWSage: (...He still has 1 hit point.)
Lithaladhwen: (Who does, Kae'oss?)
Der DWSage: (Yeah.)
PapatymisonN: (... woo...)
Der DWSage: (The dice, they hate you. :{ )
PapatymisonN: GAAAAAAAAH...
Der DWSage: Sorry mate! Gotta do what my brother tells me!
PapatymisonN: *gasping in pain, Kae falls to the ground, blood gushing everywhere*
PapatymisonN: You fuzzy little BASTARD! I'LL KILL YOU!
Lithaladhwen: *points to the moogle* Sorry is a word you use without knowing what it means. If you were sorry, you wouldn't be here.
PapatymisonN: (Sage, do you have the Wild Mana chart?)
Der DWSage: (Afraid not.)
PapatymisonN: (Kay.)
PapatymisonN: *summons up a dark black art, and fires his Super Shadowstrike at the little bastard*
OnlineHost: PapatymisonN rolled 1 20-sided die: 18
Lithaladhwen: (I can find it, Charles.)
PapatymisonN: (25. And later, mayhaps. It always sucks to have that not be at hand.)
Der DWSage: (I will be merciful in this case, and say that Kae had a +10 desperation bonus added to that.)
Der DWSage: (...Which lets him barely beat the Moogle's roll of 23 total.)
PapatymisonN: (Desperation Attack! Tiger Break! ^_^)
Der DWSage: (Er, 33 I meant.)
Der DWSage: (Yeah. Anyway. Show me that damage!)
MajorGeneralTso: (Woo! FFVI Reference! *Cheers*)
OnlineHost: PapatymisonN rolled 2 6-sided dice: 3 3
Der DWSage: (*Sends Ken into the Cleft of Dimension, where Gilgamesh will make an effort to be 'friends' with him.*)
PapatymisonN: (12+16+6=34.)
Der DWSage: (...Which is not enough to drop him, I'm afraid.)
Der DWSage: GNH! That hurt!
Der DWSage: (Hideki!)
Lithaladhwen: (Who've we got, daggers and mage?)
Der DWSage: (Daggers has been hit, Mage hasn't, and Sorune still has a hat.)
Lithaladhwen: (*le sigh*)
Der DWSage: I AM SICK OF THIS FUCKING HAT ON MY FUCKING FACE!
Der DWSage: MMMPH! STOP THAT!
Der DWSage: (...And just so you know, I am rolling strength checks for him each round.)
Der DWSage: (He has to beat 10 to get if off. He's been unlucky so far.)
Lithaladhwen: Oh, for.... *sigh* *attempts to remove the hat from Sorune's face, using his blades if need be*
CGNakibe: (Beat TEN?)
CGNakibe: (What IS his STR?0
CGNakibe: (And if you're still awake for one more after this, I have characters!)
Der DWSage: (A mighty 0!)
Der DWSage: (Also, give me a Strength check, that's +2 for attempts of cutting.)
CGNakibe: (Still. Probability says that he should've gotten through that hat a turn or so back. >:P)
CGNakibe: (Well, unless he's EXTREMELY unlucky...)
Der DWSage: (...Yeah, just don't roll a 1 or 2.)
Der DWSage: (And yes, he is.)
Der DWSage: (He's rolled a 9, a 5, and a 7.)
OnlineHost: Lithaladhwen rolled 1 20-sided die: 6
Lithaladhwen: (6+12=18.)
Der DWSage: *HAT IS TUGGED*
Der DWSage: *And Druid, seeing the bleeding, is pissed!*
Der DWSage: ...Oh dear.
Der DWSage: (And Druid rolls initiative...and beats everyone but Hideki!)
Der DWSage: THAT'S IT.
Der DWSage: YOU LOT. STAY DOWN.
Lithaladhwen: ....*prepares to not be hit by whatever the fuck if he can*
Der DWSage: *And...grass sprouts up out of the ground?*
PapatymisonN: *bllllllleeeeeding.*
Der DWSage: (...Jesus fuck.)
Der DWSage: *The mage is grabbed, bound, bent over, and cannot move anything without snapping his fragile limbs*
Lithaladhwen: ....
Der DWSage: *...Knifeboy, on the other hand, actually manages to only get one arm caught*
Der DWSage: *Despite the fact that three of the six grass-things were actively trying to catch him.*
Der DWSage: (Unnaturally good rolls, that boy.)
Der DWSage: And this is why we DON'T PISS OFF THE DRUID, brother!
Der DWSage: *SLASH at the grass...and he doesn't even manage to cut all the way through it*
PapatymisonN: ... fuckin'... moogle... assholes...
Der DWSage: (Kae can get his revenge, if he pleases! Both are pretty much prone right now.)
Lithaladhwen: (Oooooh. Prone is nicey nice.)
Lithaladhwen: (With weapons!)
PapatymisonN: *gets on one foot, draws his dagger, and leap-lands on Knifeboy* How you like MY blade, bitch? e_e
Der DWSage: (Indeed.)
Der DWSage: IM:I hate my life.
PapatymisonN: (Can he even resist?)
Der DWSage: (He can parry, but his base PA is halved. His arm is held-nothing else.)
OnlineHost: PapatymisonN rolled 1 20-sided die: 7
PapatymisonN: (That is 18.)
Der DWSage: (...And may I say, the dice don't want to fucking kill this moogle.)
Der DWSage: (Jesus fucking christ. He rolled a fucking natural 20.)
Der DWSage: (The fucker has got me fucking cursing with every other fucking word.)
Der DWSage: *Not only does he dodge...he dodges in a way that ensures that Cha actually cuts the grass holding him, releasing him!*
PapatymisonN: ... you little sonova... *breathing HARD...*
Lithaladhwen: (I'm still looking for that chart. I know it's based on the d20 random effects chart, so I'm looking for that now.)
Der DWSage: (Anyway. Hideki!)
Lithaladhwen: (One random effect generator: here. )
Lithaladhwen: (Anyway.)
Lithaladhwen: (How are the enemies doing? One more wounded than the other?)
Der DWSage: (Mage is prone, completely, although perfectly fine! But knives is now free, and has only been hit once this entire time.)
Lithaladhwen: ( Another generator; this is the one I wanted.)
Der DWSage: (Mage is being held amazingly firmly, by the by-not even a chance for him to open his mouth.)
Lithaladhwen: *Knife boy, complete with tech-stacking*
OnlineHost: Lithaladhwen rolled 2 20-sided dice: 19 2
Der DWSage: *And he only gets a grand total of one roll this time. Oh dear.*
Lithaladhwen: (43, 26)
Lithaladhwen: (Fucking moogle. Let's see if the dice save him this time.)
Der DWSage: (Unless something COMPLETELY DIFFERENT comes up, no. Hit and hit, but no critting.)
MajorGeneralTso: (...You've got some potentially crazy AT.)
Lithaladhwen: (He's tech-stacking right now. And Sage, is that without his parry roll for the second one?)
Der DWSage: (Yep.)
Der DWSage: (His base PA is 16-that only beats it by 10.)
OnlineHost: Lithaladhwen rolled 4 6-sided dice: 5 6 5 5
Lithaladhwen: (21+4+28=53)
Lithaladhwen: (Fuck you, moogle.)
MajorGeneralTso: (...Damn. You so crazy.)
Lithaladhwen: (Tai: This is what happens when a character doesn't have magic. He relies on techs. Unfortunately, our Hideki is running out of energy.)
Der DWSage: *...And he's so fucking down*
Der DWSage: *And I do mean down*
Der DWSage: *He's, like, bleeding and shit.*
Der DWSage: *And hey, look! It's the friendly neighborhood druid!*
PapatymisonN: ... godsdamned asshole... serves ya right...
Der DWSage: I'm sorry about this folks. Here, give me a second...
Lithaladhwen: It's okay. Feeling better, Sorune?
Der DWSage: Let's worry about him first.
Der DWSage: *Places his hands on Kae, and...*
MajorGeneralTso: (This is a good lesson in Philsys-ery.)
Lithaladhwen: (Hey, that's two that Hideki's taken down in one round. Yay for two-weapon fighting!)
Der DWSage: *...It'll take a little bit, but he'll regenerate to full in a few rounds*
Lithaladhwen: (At least, I think so.)
Der DWSage: (Isn't it, though?)
PapatymisonN: ... yeesh... *can stand now...*
PapatymisonN: Damn moogles..
Lithaladhwen: IM: So he heals. Excellent.
Lithaladhwen: IM: It's a good man that helps his allies when he can.
Der DWSage: (The fuck?)
Lithaladhwen: IM: Unlike those ones over there.
Der DWSage: (And I just used the base NPCs from the site. Knives was the Dextrous Fighter-I kept the PA penalty, but never factored in his armor. >_> )
Der DWSage: (Okay, there we go. Fucking Triton.)
Lithaladhwen: (...That is weird.)
Lithaladhwen: (So is he conscious, then?)
Der DWSage: (Knives? Fuck no.)
Lithaladhwen: (Oh.)
Der DWSage: (He's only barely alive.)
Lithaladhwen: (Well, then.)
Der DWSage: <_<
Der DWSage: *Sigh* I apologize for this again...you're hurt too?
Der DWSage: *Places hands on the knee-height wound of Hideki's, and...*
Der DWSage: *He'll restore 25 HP a round for a few rounds. More than enough to go back up to full*
Lithaladhwen: I'll really be....oh. Well, thank you.
Lithaladhwen: (Um, no it isn't.)
Der DWSage: (25 HP a round, for 4 rounds?)
Lithaladhwen: (Oh, right. Literacy.)
Der DWSage: (Quite alright.)
Lithaladhwen: (I thought you meant 25 total. *facepalm*)
Der DWSage: (*Patpats*)
Der DWSage: (*...And steals coat while he does so. Pockets it!*)
Lithaladhwen: Are you hurt, Sorune?
Lithaladhwen: That was... very weird.
Der DWSage: ...Hm? Oh, yes. A moment.
PapatymisonN: And very shitty... e_e
PapatymisonN: Fuckin' moogles...
Der DWSage: *Sighs...and goes to heal the two others of the midget brigade*
Der DWSage: *just enough to keep them alive, mind you. Not conscious*
Lithaladhwen: *nods approvingly*
PapatymisonN: ... you think it'd be too big an overreaction to make them extinct?
Der DWSage: I think the Guard would look down on me letting them die.
Der DWSage: I think a jail cell would be much better for them.
Der DWSage: ...Oh, something else I should do.
Lithaladhwen: It might be best if you take them, Sorune. I have really got no desire to be noticed by the authorities here.
Der DWSage: *Goes over to the Mage Moogle!*
Der DWSage: 6_6
Der DWSage: *BOOT+FACE=PAINO*
Lithaladhwen: *smirk*
Der DWSage: You do not abuse family like that.
Der DWSage: Ever.
Lithaladhwen: *amused whisker-twitch* Damn right.
Der DWSage: And I fucking hated that hat.
Lithaladhwen: *and yes, he has whiskers*
Der DWSage: It was like being kissed by aunt Claude all over again.
Der DWSage: I'm going to have nightmares for a week because of you.
Lithaladhwen: ...I may be glad I was adopted if that's what aunts are like.
Der DWSage: *Is fast developing a shiner, and is trying to swear desperately while he's gagged!*
Lithaladhwen: Sorune? If he causes you a problem, I can feed him to my dog.
Lithaladhwen: She's been waiting for me to get home. I could bring dinner.
PapatymisonN: ... *sigh* I just wanna kill 'em...
CGNakibe: (Someone's bloodthirsty today)
PapatymisonN: But fuck it. Time for booze, godsdammit.
PapatymisonN: Who's with me.
PapatymisonN: ?
Lithaladhwen: (Hideki has a dog. He's a cat-person and a dog-person!)
Der DWSage: Don't tempt me.
CGNakibe: (Badum-CHING)
Der DWSage: Please don't tempt me.
Lithaladhwen: She's lovely. Her name is Zuzu. She'd love you forever.
Lithaladhwen: She's never eaten anything sentient.
Der DWSage: *Sighs* Yeah. If you need an interpreter for her, come and see me.
Lithaladhwen: *shrug* Maybe. She and I get along pretty well.
Lithaladhwen: (Also, for Sage's benefit and Tai's, Hideki burned 20 TP in that fight.)
Der DWSage: *Drags two of the moogles on top of their mage brother-and I do mean on top-and leaves them for a bit* Mm. I'm a little surprised.
Lithaladhwen: (He has 25 total.)
Der DWSage: (Mage Moogle burned 35, and had 100 total.)
PapatymisonN: ... leave the dogs, come with me to the bar.
Der DWSage: (MP, that is.)
PapatymisonN: I. Need. Alcohol.
Lithaladhwen: (MP scales differently than TP, dude.)
Der DWSage: (Yeah, but that was the only expendable used at all.)
Der DWSage: (Which kinda surprises me.)
Der DWSage: (Well, besides Sorune's burning of MP to bind and heal.)
MajorGeneralTso: (Wow...Pretty expensive, but at the same time, extremely effective.)
Lithaladhwen: (Yup. It's how Myrnal works, too. All techs are stackable, but the costs add up quickly.)
Der DWSage: ('Deed.)
PapatymisonN: *moogs
Der DWSage: (...What?)
Lithaladhwen: Well, have something for me. I need to go walk my dog.
CGNakibe: (How many TP did Hideki have left?)
Lithaladhwen: She's been waiting and I don't usually take this long to get home.
Lithaladhwen: (5.)
CGNakibe: (I'm wondering because it DID look like he was burning through it like water.)
Lithaladhwen: (He was.)
PapatymisonN: Alright, man. Your prerogative.
MajorGeneralTso: (*Re-evalutates Tai on a Philsys perspective*)
Der DWSage: *And a mound comes up under the trio!*
PapatymisonN: ... and you don't drink cuz it kills the ever-so-precious plants, at BEST...
Lithaladhwen: Hey. Got to take care of my best girl. *smirk*
Der DWSage: No, I don't drink because I don't like being drunk.
Lithaladhwen: *looks down* Um, Sorune?
Lithaladhwen: *points*
Der DWSage: Hm?
Der DWSage: <_< Yeah, that's my doing.
Der DWSage: I'm not going to dirty my hands dragging one of them, and the other two deserve a smooth ride at best.
Lithaladhwen: IM: Um is a wonderful sound. It means everything and nothing in Common.
PapatymisonN: ... at least babysit?
PapatymisonN: I don't feel like beating the shit out of my cousin in a rage.
Lithaladhwen: (Shaun: He was burning it because he didn't have enough HP to withstand another heavy assault from the mage. He was either going to lose one or the other.)
Lithaladhwen: You don't what?
Der DWSage: I'll bring Sher over. The two of them can have a playdate.
Der DWSage: ...He'd eat me if he ever heard me say that.
CGNakibe: (Mostly I was asking because I'm stealing half of those techs he's using. ^^;; )
Lithaladhwen: Zuzu is... not the most social bitch you'll meet. But she's smart.
Lithaladhwen: (The ninjutsu techs?)
PapatymisonN: ... nothing.
PapatymisonN: <.<
Lithaladhwen: (Because nearly everything else is standard.)
Lithaladhwen: You beat the shit out of your cousin?
Der DWSage: I have some criminals to drag off.
CGNakibe: (Yah. Still rewriting Damian's stuff. Almost done with that.)
PapatymisonN: ... long story.
PapatymisonN: Long. Long. Story.
Der DWSage: So, tah. I don't want them waking up.
Der DWSage: *And he walks off!*
Lithaladhwen: (I do want you to know that some of that is.... thematic.)
PapatymisonN: Better told when I'm hammered. ^_^
Lithaladhwen: ....I think that I will pass.
PapatymisonN: Alright. You'll be missed, man.
Der DWSage: *...With the three of them travelling on a mound behind him*
CGNakibe: (Don't worry, I'm changing some of it to fit Damian better. That and trying to mod in some of the stuff from the Lurk D&D class because its practically him all over)
PapatymisonN: *patpat* You really saved my ass, dude. You too, Sorune.
Der DWSage: (...Hell, I just realized something. :{ )
Lithaladhwen: ....*brushes off Kae's hand* Your compliment was sufficient.
Lithaladhwen: ...but I'm glad everyone is all right.
Der DWSage has left the room.
Der DWSage has entered the room.
Der DWSage: I got you into it in the first place, don't forget.
Der DWSage: (THERE. Eat me, Triton.)
PapatymisonN: IM: ... that was fast. ... he must think I'm gay. Homophobe. Eh. Not one to judge.
Lithaladhwen: *shrug* Don't worry about it. It'll be neither the first nor the last time I've gotten into someone else's fight.
PapatymisonN: (*Triton eats you*)
Lithaladhwen: You could call it a habit of mine.
Der DWSage: (*Gives Triton indigestion*)
PapatymisonN: Ain't it for everyone...
Lithaladhwen: (And yes, Myrnal raised a total fucking homophobe. =P )
PapatymisonN: Anyways, I'm gone. Need booze badly. No one coming with?
Lithaladhwen: No thank you. But take care.
Der DWSage: *Already out of earshot*
PapatymisonN: *nods* You'll read about the giant barfight SOMEWHERE tomorrow... *heads off* Later!
Lithaladhwen: (Sage learns a new definition of pain and suffering as he is slowly digested by Triton over a period of a thousand years.)
Lithaladhwen: *waves and heads home to his dog*
Lithaladhwen: </Hideki>
Der DWSage: (*Triton learns the same definition of pain and suffering, though*)
Der DWSage: (Anyway. I'm out, folks. G'night.)
Lithaladhwen: (Are you wearing Mandalorian armor?)
MajorGeneralTso: (Night!)
Lithaladhwen: (Night!)
CGNakibe: (Night Sage)
Der DWSage: (Very well.)
Der DWSage: (For defeating the Moogle menace, the two of them get 200 XP apiece.)
Lithaladhwen: (Whoo!)
Der DWSage: (Ashley talked me into it.)
Lithaladhwen: (*huggles Sage* I'll let you borrow my coat.)
Der DWSage: (Sorune gets nothing, as he is already too powerful.)
PapatymisonN: (Fun stuff, thanks man!)
Lithaladhwen: (Thanks, Sage!)
Lithaladhwen: (We loooove you!)
Der DWSage: (Glad you liked. I'll have to bring back the Fuzzy Trio sometime.)
Der DWSage: (*Also, steals love and keeps it in a box.*)
Der DWSage: (GOODNIGHT.)
Der DWSage has left the room.
Lithaladhwen: </rp>
Lithaladhwen: *logs*
PapatymisonN: That was good stuff.
Lithaladhwen: Holy shit am I tired.
Lithaladhwen: Night!
MajorGeneralTso: That was fun to watch.
MajorGeneralTso: Nightow.
PapatymisonN has left the room.
Lithaladhwen: Glad you had fun lurking, Tai.
Lithaladhwen: Mebbe you play next time? *nudgenudge*
CGNakibe: Yeah, you SHOULD. >.>
MajorGeneralTso: Maybe when I come up with a 2nd Gen char. <.<...
Lithaladhwen: You should.
Lithaladhwen: It's fun.
MajorGeneralTso: One day...One day.
Lithaladhwen: Aye.
CGNakibe: Besides.... what was your kid character's name?
MajorGeneralTso: Siyun! Who has calmed down a lot in his later years.
MajorGeneralTso: No wait.
MajorGeneralTso: Sifore.
MajorGeneralTso: ...Siyun was Captain Destructo.
Lithaladhwen: Tai: If you want to borrow one of two dozen ex-cultists, I've got several who are totally playable in second gen.
MajorGeneralTso: ...Who is also dreadfully under utilized...
MajorGeneralTso: Nah...I'm sure I'll come up with something. Thanks though!
Lithaladhwen: Kay!
CGNakibe: You can play Rendon... maybe. >:p
MajorGeneralTso: MASTER!...Of the Art...Of Accidental Property Damage! *Poses! Explosions Behind Him!*
CGNakibe: Woo!
CGNakibe: Siyun!
Lithaladhwen: Rendon?
CGNakibe: GO M.A.C!
Lithaladhwen: Rendon is.... probably going to stay dead.
MajorGeneralTso: Woo MAC!
CGNakibe: Looks that way, doesn't it.
Lithaladhwen: And anyway, Rendon and Rilla would be my little pets along with Alya and Joss.
Lithaladhwen: *covets her NPCs*
MajorGeneralTso: Tai has a kid in 2nd Gen who is never in use anymore...
CGNakibe: And whose fault is THAT, huh?!? >:{{{
Lithaladhwen: Yeah!
MajorGeneralTso: Amanda's. Or Kate's. >.>...I don't remember who RPs him.
MajorGeneralTso: ...Nor do I remember what his name was.
MajorGeneralTso: ...Started...with an X...
CGNakibe: ... Kate.
Lithaladhwen: I could look it up if you remind me. He was before my time.
MajorGeneralTso: Thankie.
CGNakibe: Xero?
MajorGeneralTso: Nah...Not important.
MajorGeneralTso: Nooo...Xero is someone else of mine.
MajorGeneralTso: *Pokes around the site for 2nd Gen Inspiration*
Lithaladhwen: Check Zee Wiki, too!
Lithaladhwen: http://mysidia.org/rpgww/
MajorGeneralTso: ...I have no non-human characters in popular use that aren't Tai.
MajorGeneralTso: ...Which is to say I have Lanese Dragon Characters that only Amanda has seen.
MajorGeneralTso: I shall change this for 2nd Gen somehow!
Lithaladhwen: Neat!
Lithaladhwen: Amanda needs to come RP more, too.
Lithaladhwen: Make her come play!
Lithaladhwen: Tell her we miss her!
MajorGeneralTso: Lemme send her a text...
Lithaladhwen: ^_^
MajorGeneralTso: Done and done. But who knows when she'll get it and respond. It is kinda late...;;;>.>...
Lithaladhwen: Heh.
Lithaladhwen: S'okay.
Lithaladhwen: Long as the words are out there.
MajorGeneralTso: Yeppers.
Lithaladhwen: Anyway. Holy crap.
Lithaladhwen: I'm tired.
MajorGeneralTso: You are. You should rest.
Lithaladhwen: Thanks for lurking, beloved lurkers!
CGNakibe: Take A Rest.
CGNakibe: Take A Rest. ^^
Lithaladhwen: Take a motherfucking rest.
CGNakibe: And no problem. Lurking is what I do. Well, sometimes.
MajorGeneralTso: I do the best I can.
Lithaladhwen: *fwip*
MajorGeneralTso: ...She took the text in the wrong fashion,
MajorGeneralTso: ...And I couldn't back down. So now we're on a different road entirely.
MajorGeneralTso: ...But I'd like the record to show that I tried.
CGNakibe has left the room.
BaronDeMalta has left the room.