You have just entered room "tuobrp."
Besyanteo has entered the room.
A Rockin SN has entered the room.
A Rockin SN: I'll RP your TUOB
Besyanteo: Invite Shaun?
Der DWSage: Sorry folks-I got ambushed with a belated 4th of July celebration. And I did.
Besyanteo: Ah
Besyanteo: I'd like a minute to go grab dinner and come back with it
Der DWSage: Very well. You may do this.
CGNakibe has entered the room.
Der DWSage: >_> <_<
Der DWSage: So, in the meantime, we set up.
A Rockin SN: Yes sir
Der DWSage: <When last we left our heroes, they were beaten and dejected, and outsmarted by the Undead lord! Such a proud moment for them.>
Der DWSage: <They're now healing up, headed back for reinforcements and/or supplies, and out for holy vengeance. MAKE YOUR CHOICES.>
Der DWSage: <The Mercenary place is right ahead...>
A Rockin SN: (Say we start in an assembly room?)
A Rockin SN: (Dunno, you guys?)
Der DWSage: <That is, the mercenary place was right ahead. They're inside of it. In the assembly room.>
Lithaladhwen: (The heck?)
Der DWSage: (I'm assuming that's where you were headed last time. >_>)
A Rockin SN: (What?)
A Rockin SN: (Okay, just pick where we start?)
A Rockin SN: (Alistair would want to go to the Assembly Room after healing and stocking)
Der DWSage: (How about we let Ashley do that, since she's effectively heading the group.)
A Rockin SN: (Kay)
Lithaladhwen: (We were headed back to the guild building, yes. I didn't realize I was leading the group, but um. Okay.)
Lithaladhwen: (Zea needs to go recruit someone.)
Lithaladhwen: *Elaith gets a knock on his door*
Der DWSage: (You were going to more than anyone else, at least.)
A Rockin SN: (Okay, well, say Alistair is still in the medical room, resting up after having his ass kicked)
Arch mage144: *The door opens, and Elaith is standing in the doorway--he looks annoyed for a moment, but softens his expression* Miss Mazuo. Can I assist you with something?
Lithaladhwen: Yeah. A few of us were sent on a job yesterday that rapidly became a lot more complicated when we realized a good portion of the town was being dominated by a vampire.
Lithaladhwen: He's apparently got all the village kids hostage, won't let anyone leave, yadda yadda yadda.
Lithaladhwen: It's messy.
Besyanteo: (Glee)
Lithaladhwen: I was hoping that you might be free, since I'd feel a lot better having someone else around familiar with undead.
Lithaladhwen: (Glee?)
A Rockin SN: (Gleeeeeeeee)
Arch mage144: A vampire? *eyebrow raise* Yes, somehow I doubted the majority of our coworkers would have the expertise to deal with that sort of situation.
Arch mage144 has left the room.
Besyanteo: (Elaithe: Whoops, look at the ti- *naps*)
CGNakibe: (Rattigan?)
Lithaladhwen: (He's just having some computer issues. It wants to update itself.)
Lithaladhwen: (And his AIM and/or internet crashed.)
CGNakibe: (Bleh)
A Rockin SN: (Yeah, it happens. It shouldn't bother him if it restarted now.)
Der DWSage: (Also:Does Ashley wish the Tolaris duo to be involved? If so, he will be doing incredibly little talking. Since, y'know. That's another 2 characters for me to control.)
T3chn0Namagomi has entered the room.
Lithaladhwen: (Zea would ask them. She's in full-on "professional obligation to control undead" mode.)
CGNakibe: (ZERG RUSH)
T3chn0Namagomi: (SAMMICH!)
CGNakibe: (*bites Doug*)
Der DWSage: (<_< If Nama joins as well, I am going to have to have Tolaris busy for the duration.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (I intend on it)
Der DWSage: (*Counts* Yeah. 6 people is more than enough to drive me crazy DMing.)
Arch mage144 has left the room.
der Archmage has entered the room.
A Rockin SN: (Okay!)
Besyanteo: (*steals der Archmage's hat*)
Der DWSage: (Huzzah!)
Lithaladhwen: Yeah. You'd be right. They were kind of freaked out, and I think at least one guy ended up feeding the vampire. Like I said. Got messy.
der Archmage: Brilliant.
der Archmage: I can come and assist you.
Lithaladhwen: Thanks. I appreciate it.
Lithaladhwen: I think people are meeting in the assembly room. See you there?
CGNakibe: *meanwhile, a young man dressed in a light chain shirt and assorted gaudy rings and an ornate but MUCH more tasteful scimitar comes down the way* Huh?
Besyanteo: *And.. SOmeone enters the assmbly room!*
CGNakibe: What's all this about, eh?
der Archmage: Yes. I'll prepare my things and be there in a minute.
Besyanteo: *He's still a gnoll! He still has fluffy wings!*
Lithaladhwen: *nods and heads over there*
Besyanteo: *He still has a fucking fiddle! But he looks much less Jolly today*
CGNakibe: Heard there was a meeting in here for some damn reason.
Lithaladhwen: (Should I have her go find Tolaris?)
CGNakibe: ... eh?
Besyanteo: Yeah.
CGNakibe: What's up with you, gnoll guy?
Der DWSage: (She is going to find that Tolaris has been sent on his own job. We'll timeskip it for brevity.)
Besyanteo: ... Eh. Uhm.
Lithaladhwen: (Okay!)
Besyanteo: ... I'd rather not talk about it. Let's wait for Zea, okay?
CGNakibe: Ya look like someone stole your goddamn wallet. Figured that didn't happen to folks 'round here.
Lithaladhwen: *She shows up!*
T3chn0Namagomi: (Location?)
CGNakibe: ... wait for...
Lithaladhwen: (Assembly room.)
der Archmage: *Elaith grabs his crap and heads to the meeting room carrying a gray shoulderbag*
CGNakibe: *eyes Zea*
CGNakibe: 'zat her?
Besyanteo: Yup
Besyanteo: *waves, smiling a little*
Lithaladhwen: Hey, Haku. Glad you could make it. I recruited Elaith, so he should be showing up soon.
Lithaladhwen: Any idea who else we've got?
CGNakibe: What's all the meeting bit about, anyway?
Besyanteo: This is Aramis.
Lithaladhwen: Hey Aramis. Zea Mazuo.
A Rockin SN: *finalls stands up, thanking the nurse and walks off to the Assembly room*
T3chn0Namagomi: *meanwhile, a rather tall, thinnish-looking red-haired pale guy--who has irritated a certain elf before, has shown up...this time, he notably has a breastplate with an odd silver tinge on...and a rather clunky-looking gauntlet with
CGNakibe: How'sit goin?
T3chn0Namagomi: various straps and chains attached to it*
Lithaladhwen: Not bad. Hoping to pull together a few people to get a job finished.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...Right, so this is why I was called. Job that needs my help?
der Archmage: *The necromancer eyes the winged gnoll for a moment, seats himself at the meeting room table, and rummages through his bag*
Besyanteo: *doesn' eye back! Or look nasty like!*
Lithaladhwen: Yeah. For those of you who haven't heard it yet, we were asked to a town some distance from here to go... intimidate the locals into keeping their livestock under control. Apparently.
Lithaladhwen: Well, we get there and several people are being dominated and no one is allowed to leave town.
Lithaladhwen: We find out a vampire is behind this.
T3chn0Namagomi: *the red-haired guy in the black-and-green suit looks around...noting the various people* ...Vampire, huh?
Lithaladhwen: Can't kill him because he's got the village kids as hostages and the locals won't let us go after him.
CGNakibe: Sounds like a fucking bad business all around to me.
Lithaladhwen: So we came back to get some reinforcements, maybe see about actually getting rid of this guy.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...I'm for it.
A Rockin SN: *walks in with the group rather groggily*
A Rockin SN: *to Zea* Hey, Flower Girl. What's with the army?
CGNakibe: Sounds like a bitch and a half, though.
der Archmage: If the villagers don't want us to get rid of the vampire, having an army isn't going to change their mind.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...been out drinking the other night, huh? *to the incomer*
der Archmage: Unless you want someone to convince them.
CGNakibe: We got something t' deal with those villagers and shit?
T3chn0Namagomi: *newcomer
CGNakibe: I mean, I ain't interested in killin em.
A Rockin SN: *to the guy* More like the vampire bastard drunk me
T3chn0Namagomi: Right.
Lithaladhwen: I don't care about convincing them. I care about getting rid of that vampire and letting them deal with their sentimental crap when they're safe enough to do so.
CGNakibe: ... Well... Shit.
A Rockin SN: Zea...
Der DWSage: (*Plays FE:TSS' 'The Valiant'*)
A Rockin SN: You know we can't just rush in..
A Rockin SN: They'll kill all the children.
der Archmage: Hm. *smirk*
Besyanteo: They're going to die anyway. ... Are you ocming or not?
A Rockin SN: No, they're not going to die.
der Archmage: And the vampire will enslave them. He already has. Is that better?
Der DWSage: (...*Changes his mind!*)
Lithaladhwen: Thank you. You guys, talk to Alistair.
Lithaladhwen: I am done with that.
CGNakibe: What's this about the kids, eh?
A Rockin SN: Um..
A Rockin SN: Look...
Der DWSage: *There is some rather loud clunking and clanking...as a certain farmboy rushes into the room, mildly out of breath*
T3chn0Namagomi: Really, dealing with the vampire's the priority, in my opinion.
A Rockin SN: *wryly*
Besyanteo: *he nods*
A Rockin SN: You know, they won't pay us jack if we get all their children killed
Der DWSage: *Pant, pant!* Zea...needed me?
Lithaladhwen: (Hold on. Brian's having a computer problem.)
der Archmage: (I think I need to reboot. I'm having memory issues.)
der Archmage has left the room.
T3chn0Namagomi: Oh, it'll be our fault? I don't think it's exactly us who'd actually be butchering them...
T3chn0Namagomi: Besides, aren't we essentially saving them from the vampire?
Besyanteo: I don't care about the damn money... They never were payying us...
Besyanteo: We're either letting them submit to being cattle,
A Rockin SN: Is it too hard to at least try?
CGNakibe: Huh. For once the money don't sound like its good enough. Vampires is bad for business.
Besyanteo: or killingthe vampire. That's...
Besyanteo: really the only two options.
T3chn0Namagomi: In a word?
T3chn0Namagomi: Yes.
A Rockin SN: Look.
Der DWSage: ...>_>
Lithaladhwen: Killing the vampire is saving the kids, because if he's dead he can't kill them.
Lithaladhwen: Otherwise they die one by one anyway.
T3chn0Namagomi: Exactly her point.
Lithaladhwen: And he drinks them like he drank you.
Der DWSage: Vampire...? Bad news.
Lithaladhwen: Was it fun?
Lithaladhwen: Did you like it? You want him doing it to all the kids?
A Rockin SN: *purses his lips* Yes, of course. What I was suggesting is killing the ones guarding the children.
A Rockin SN: Leading them out, then going for the vampire.
CGNakibe: NOW we get to the goddamn point.
Lithaladhwen: If you can find them, I'm all for it.
Lithaladhwen: This is not an obstacle, Alistair.
CGNakibe: Killin things I can do, if ya get me close enough.
Der DWSage: *Blink*
A Rockin SN: The problem, of course...
T3chn0Namagomi: Likewise here.
Lithaladhwen: *to Tolaris* Vampire controlling a village, keeping anyone from leaving, has village kids hostage.
A Rockin SN: Woudl be killing the guards before the kill the children, hence why I'm against causing another ruckus...
Lithaladhwen: No. The problem is finding the guards.
A Rockin SN: Hardly...
Der DWSage: *Nods curtly, understanding this!* We're help, then.
Lithaladhwen: Once we find them, we kill them.
A Rockin SN: First off..
T3chn0Namagomi: It's simple, really.
A Rockin SN: I'm rather good at disguises.
CGNakibe: Eh. Maybe its just me but...
Der DWSage: *Lets everyone else talk while he stands back!*
A Rockin SN: Secondly, I've got Fernie, who's rather inconspicuous.
CGNakibe: How much village was there t' look at?
A Rockin SN: Just around... 5 buildings or so.
Lithaladhwen: *to Shaun* Tiny. Really tiny.
T3chn0Namagomi: We find them, and then we slash the crap out of them or gut them or fry them. Or however else you intend to kill them.
CGNakibe: (Aramis, but meh)
T3chn0Namagomi: ...then it won't take that long. It's five buildings.
CGNakibe: How many of dem buildings was you in?
Lithaladhwen: Look. Alistair, present your plan for finding the guards keeping watch over the kids. When we find them, we'll kill them. When they're dead, we kill the vampire.
A Rockin SN: Well...
A Rockin SN: I have a few Alter Self spells I can cast while I look around...
Lithaladhwen: IM: Spit it out. Indecisive git.
A Rockin SN: Or I can have Fernie scout.
Lithaladhwen: Look around for what? A herd of children being kept in pens? What if they're below ground like the vampire is?
A Rockin SN: Look, all I'm saying is, we should try. There is not much loss in it.
Der DWSage: Uhm...
A Rockin SN: All we have is to gain. Besides, do you want an army of zombie children?
Der DWSage: o_o Vampire...know you coming?
Besyanteo: ... IF we're going to send someone in to scout around,
Lithaladhwen: No one's arguing with you, Alistair.
CGNakibe: ... that's a DAMN good question.
CGNakibe: Vampire think you're coming back?
Besyanteo: I'd prefer it was someone who didn't waste his time flirting with the enemy's thralls.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...you might tempt Elaith over there...
Lithaladhwen: We are asking what you want to do.
CGNakibe: If so the goddamn kids might ALREADY be in trouble.
Der DWSage: *Nods*
A Rockin SN: Well, fine.
A Rockin SN: *to the Gnoll* I could use Alter Self, as I said.
A Rockin SN: But if you have any better plan, I'd like to hear it.
Besyanteo: IM: Over your head.
Besyanteo: *he sighs*
Der DWSage: Time probably short.
A Rockin SN: Doubtful.
Besyanteo: Do what you feel you need to. ... How much do you think you can search in one day?
T3chn0Namagomi: ...or how long can you search, would be a better question?
A Rockin SN: Hrm...
Lithaladhwen: Why don't I fly Alistair over there to give him some time to scout before the rest of you arrive?
CGNakibe: What we'd need is some sorta undead finding shit, I figure.
CGNakibe: That'd tell us real quick.
Lithaladhwen: We can take my mount. He's faster than anything else we've got, I think.
T3chn0Namagomi: Sorry, can't quite help you there.
A Rockin SN: *nods to Zea* That would be a great idea. Well, if you can disguise yourself you can come too..
Lithaladhwen: *to Aramis* We know where the vampire sleeps. Just not where he's keeping the kids.
Lithaladhwen: *to Alistair* I can't. And my mount is conspicuous as hell, so I'll need to drop you outside town.
A Rockin SN: *to Zea* Zea... That hunter you killed, was he living?
CGNakibe: *nods* Yeah. But I ain't thinking 'bout it like that.
Lithaladhwen: And he was alive when we found him. He's not now.
A Rockin SN: Was being the key word.
A Rockin SN: *grins*
Lithaladhwen: They know he's dead, though.
CGNakibe: I'm thinkin if I was holdin a goddamn city hostage I'd wanna make sure I had my crazy claws on the throat of those kids at anytime, dammit.
A Rockin SN: Hrm...
A Rockin SN: Do you have any way to sense the living?
A Rockin SN: Anyone?
Lithaladhwen: You might be better off taking a councilperson's spot.
Der DWSage: *Shakes his head*
T3chn0Namagomi: Uh, not without slashing them to see if they bleed.
A Rockin SN: No, I mean... Sense their location..
Lithaladhwen: I can't really do that.
Arch mage144 has entered the room.
CGNakibe: *snorts* I'd not be asking if I had a way.
CGNakibe: (WB)
A Rockin SN: This isn't going to be easy, I see...
Lithaladhwen: (Hold on a second.)
Der DWSage: ...Can detect dead?
Der DWSage: Not far, but can.
A Rockin SN: Hrm...
A Rockin SN: How... "Far" is not Far?
Der DWSage: Um...
Der DWSage: From me...to wall, maybe.
Lithaladhwen: IM: If I have Enoch in town, he'll likely be able to sense anything overtly evil, but I don't know that I want to make him do that.
Der DWSage: *Points at the wall-that's about 50 or 60 feet of detection!*
A Rockin SN: *nods slowly*
A Rockin SN: That's actually pretty decent.
A Rockin SN: You can come with me. They don't know you.
CGNakibe: (Elaith: *suddenly starts glowing purple* Fascinating.)
Arch mage144: I imagine that you will be able to see a corpse with your eyes before that talent becomes valuable.
Der DWSage: No, no...dead like you make.
A Rockin SN: Undead...
Der DWSage: Unerdead? Undead.
Der DWSage: *Nods reassuringly to himself*
Arch mage144: Yes, but divination spells of that sort are easily blocked by thick walls.
T3chn0Namagomi: Undead, undead, I don't quite get what the big deal about the walking corpses is.
A Rockin SN: That every innocent who dies is a new enemy.
A Rockin SN: *wryly*
Der DWSage: *Bites his lip*
T3chn0Namagomi: So we kill them again.
Besyanteo: *winces*
Arch mage144: Such sentimentality isn't going to help you overcome them.
Lithaladhwen: IM: Limiting to innocents?
Der DWSage: What were homes made of?
CGNakibe: *shrugs* Its dead crap that apparently doesn't wanna STAY that way.
Lithaladhwen: IM: I like that every enemy who dies is a new potential ally.
T3chn0Namagomi: So it comes back. Just kill it again.
A Rockin SN: Most of them out of wood or straw.
A Rockin SN: One of them made of bricks.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...easy enough to burn most of them if we need to.
Der DWSage: *Nods* Can detect through it.
A Rockin SN: Yes, it would be easy enough...
A Rockin SN: IM: But broke clients are bad clients.
Der DWSage: Right. Let's go?
Arch mage144: Who employed us to kill this vampire?
Lithaladhwen: We were employed by a dwarf from the next town over to ensure their livestock didn't keep getting loose all over his town.
CGNakibe: There goes your goddamn money issue, then.
Lithaladhwen: If no one in this town can leave because of a vampire, they can't take care of their cattle.
CGNakibe: ANyway.
CGNakibe: AIn't we wasting time?
A Rockin SN: Tolaris, come with me, then.
T3chn0Namagomi: Thus, let's just find the minions, kill them, kill the vampire fucker, re-kill the minions if necessary, and get our pay.
Arch mage144: That is all I needed to know. I'm prepared to leave.
Der DWSage: *Clanks over!*
CGNakibe: Lets make this crap work, then.
Lithaladhwen: Alistair, are you going with me so I can get you there ahead of the others?
A Rockin SN: What about Tolaris?
Besyanteo: IM: I'm not cut out for this job.
Lithaladhwen: I don't know. I need to know your damn grand plan for saving everybody.
A Rockin SN: Well... Tolaris can probably take a good walk and sense any undead, and Fernie can scout.. We'll see what we get after that first scout.
A Rockin SN: Oh, right...
CGNakibe: Last I heard, these damn vampires are pretty tough.
CGNakibe: Probably gonna take all of us.
Lithaladhwen: So should I take him, and you send your bird with us? Because I can't talk to Fernie.
T3chn0Namagomi: Indeed.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...the bird talks?
A Rockin SN: Alright, fine. I'll catch up with you.
A Rockin SN: Hrm...
A Rockin SN: Can either of you use Prestidigitation? I think they might recognize Fernie.
Lithaladhwen: I can't.
Der DWSage: *Shakes his head*
Lithaladhwen: But I guess.... Tolaris and I will go, and you guys can catch up. Hopefully Tolaris will be able to narrow things down by the time you get there.
Besyanteo: *he covers his eyes with his hand*
A Rockin SN: Hrm.... She'll be fine.
Der DWSage: Can't do magic...
T3chn0Namagomi: Presti-what? Oh, right...you and the odd ways you name your spells.
Besyanteo: I can do everything you've mentioned, but they'd see me from a mile off
A Rockin SN: *nods* Aye, but the spell would wear off by then.
A Rockin SN: Alright, you do that, Zea.
Der DWSage: 6.6
Der DWSage: Um. One thing.
CGNakibe: Meh. I still have got a bad feeling 'bout this crap.
T3chn0Namagomi: What?
Der DWSage: *Taps the emblem of wheat on his chest* Cover this?
T3chn0Namagomi: ...
Der DWSage: God's symbol. Undead wouldn't like it.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...IM: Who wears a picture of WHEAT?
A Rockin SN: *wryly* I could, but it would disappear within an hour. Can't you just cover it with something?
Besyanteo: (Haku: *paints*)
Lithaladhwen: (Zea: *paints*)
Der DWSage: *Thinks!*
Lithaladhwen: (Do we both paint?)
Besyanteo: (Tollaris: ;-;-)
Der DWSage: (Tolaris:*Gets a pint, pants*)
Besyanteo: (Actually, HAku doesn't.)
Lithaladhwen: (Zea does. Whoo!)
Besyanteo: (I just didn't want to volunteer anyone)
Arch mage144: IM: The display of ineptitude here is mind-boggling. This is a simple task. "Destroy a vampire."
Der DWSage: *Digs in a little bag on his side!*
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: I don't get what the big deal is about.
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: We just kill the fucking vampire.
Der DWSage: *Comes out with a little mirror, which is promptly affixed to his chest with glue!*
Lithaladhwen: ....
CGNakibe: *shakes his head*
A Rockin SN: *blinks*
A Rockin SN: IM: Well, that's original.
Lithaladhwen: Oookay. As long as it's covered, I guess.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...
Der DWSage: Have better idea?
T3chn0Namagomi: ...wear something over the armor?
Der DWSage: What would fit?
A Rockin SN: A cloak?
Der DWSage: You have one?
Besyanteo: ... *face to palm*
Lithaladhwen: ...
Lithaladhwen: Oh Gods.
CGNakibe: Yeah, this ain't gonna be a good day at all.
A Rockin SN: ... Yes, yes. But these little details are important in disguise, trust me.
Lithaladhwen: Someone lend him a cloak.
Lithaladhwen: None of mine will fit, for obvious reasons.
Besyanteo: Mine have holes in the abck, or else we would be the hell out of here by now.
CGNakibe: Ain't got no cloak right now.
T3chn0Namagomi: Mine's the only one I have.
Der DWSage: I'll say I was stabbed.
A Rockin SN: IM: Just imagine what would happen, if you accidentally put a fake mole on the OTHER side of your cheek when putting on a disguise.
A Rockin SN: IM: I mean seriously, that's just asking for trouble.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...
Der DWSage: *Said that to Haku, by the by*
Arch mage144: ...this plan is rapidly becoming absurd.
Besyanteo: *ratehr than arguing, he heads to his room*
A Rockin SN: IM: No kidding.
Besyanteo: *calling bakc* Whatever the FUCK gets us moving!
CGNakibe: *takes a seat on a wall while he waits*
T3chn0Namagomi: <_< You're telling me.
Besyanteo: *and he soon returns with a cloak, looking cross*
Lithaladhwen: Yeah. I'll need you and Haku to keep everyone in line, Mr. Thenswick. This is insane.
CGNakibe: Folks wake me up when yer ready to go, dammit. >.<
Lithaladhwen: I'm trusting you to enforce sanity.
Der DWSage: *Takes cloak, simply puts it on rather than argue, and looks at Zea!*
Der DWSage: Ready to go.
Lithaladhwen: Okay. We're going. Guys, see you in a bit.
Besyanteo: *It's!*
Besyanteo: *Red.*
Besyanteo: *Yup. Red cloak.*
Arch mage144: *little wave* As you will.
A Rockin SN: Well, let's start moving.
T3chn0Namagomi: *shakes his head* This is the most roundabout distracted way of killing a vampire ever.
Lithaladhwen: *Zea leads Tolaris a few blocks away where she's having her mount cared for. It's.... almost a horse.*
Der DWSage: *Follows Zea!*
Lithaladhwen: *In that it's a white pegasus with a twenty-foot wingspan. He makes little snuffling noises when he sees them coming.*
Besyanteo: ... Come on. I'll lead the way down the road.
Besyanteo: It's a long walk.
A Rockin SN: *nods and follows Bes*
A Rockin SN: *Erm, Haku or whatever*
Der DWSage: o.o Pretty.
Besyanteo: (Haku, yes)
Arch mage144: *stands to follow Haku* Alright.
Der DWSage: Beautiful horse.
Lithaladhwen: Tolaris, this is Enoch. Enoch, this is Tolaris. I need you to get both of us a pretty good distance as fast as you can.
Arch mage144: Let me make entirely certain that I understand.
Arch mage144: We're trying to be inconspicuous?
Besyanteo: *he looks over* ... No, we're trying to show up second.
Lithaladhwen: *Enoch isn't making any hysterical horse noises, so it's fair to assume he doesn't object.*
A Rockin SN: *nods slowly* They're the scouts.
Besyanteo: Tolaris is trying to be inconspicuous.
Arch mage144: In that case, I'll bring my bodyguard along.
Lithaladhwen: Okay, I need the saddle so I can guide him, but you can hang on behind me. Okay?
CGNakibe: Can't for the LIFE of me see why.
Besyanteo: *he nods*
T3chn0Namagomi: We show up second and kill shit, basically.
Lithaladhwen: *lets her mount outside for great riding justice*
CGNakibe: 's not like there's enough folk in the damn town to keep ya from stickin out.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...Which one's Tolaris?
Der DWSage: *Nods* Am good at riding! And with horses.
Besyanteo: The one with the armor
Besyanteo: That has wheat on it.
Lithaladhwen: Enoch is intelligent. He'll understand anything you tell him in Common, and he's a really good guy.
Arch mage144: Yes. And the ghost.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...Him. Inconspicuous...
Der DWSage: Oh. Even better.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...*shakes his head*
Der DWSage: ...Should not check teeth, then.
Arch mage144: His accent is far more conspicuous than his armor. He's obviously foreign.
Lithaladhwen: *Enoch blows air out of his nose at Tolaris*
T3chn0Namagomi: This is fucked. Ten different fucking ways.
Besyanteo: Yeah, well, I can't force people to see sense.
CGNakibe: So obviously.
A Rockin SN: It's not hard to pretend to be a traveller..
Lithaladhwen: *mounts the pegasus and motions for Tolaris to do the same* C'mon.
CGNakibe: *eyes Haku with a smirk on his face* do it anyway.
Der DWSage: Sorry, Enoch. *Mounts!* Hope I am not too heavy...
T3chn0Namagomi: ...he thought a good way to cover that wheat symbol is with a mirror and -glue-
CGNakibe: At least, it'd be worth the time if it works, dammit.
Arch mage144: No, I suppose you can't. *slight grin*
Lithaladhwen: *Disdainful head toss from Enoch*
Besyanteo: ... *he atleast smiles a little at Aramis for that*
Arch mage144: *As soon as the party is outside, Elaith will whistle*
Lithaladhwen: Okay. We're headed that way, *points* a good distance.
T3chn0Namagomi: *shakes his head* ...who champions wheat anyway?
Arch mage144: *...at which point a huge skeletal humanoid will lumber over from the side of the guild to join the group*
Besyanteo: ... One of the gods. I forget which.
A Rockin SN: Some God of Harvests?
Lithaladhwen: *A moment later the rests of the party sees a white pegasus with two riders lifting above the treetops and heading toward Twin Oaks.*
Besyanteo: ...
CGNakibe: Meh.
Besyanteo: Bug one.
Besyanteo: (Big*)
T3chn0Namagomi: *Religion check?*
CGNakibe: *shrugs at that... then stares at the pegasus* Huh.
Lithaladhwen: (Wa ha ha ha I have a pegasus.)
Der DWSage: (Sure, go ahead.)
Besyanteo: (A bug skeleton animated....)
T3chn0Namagomi: ...Well, doesn't that beat all? A flying horse.
CGNakibe: .... who brought the damn flying horse?
Der DWSage: (I has a bucket.)
Besyanteo: (Eh hehehe)
OnlineHost: T3chn0Namagomi rolled 1 20-sided die: 15
Arch mage144: (It's an exoskeleton, then.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (19)
Der DWSage: (Defekast-one of the minor farming gods.)
Arch mage144: (That's a pretty sweet idea)
Besyanteo: (Heheh)
Besyanteo: (Animate a dead formian!)
CGNakibe: (That sounds like awesome)
CGNakibe: (It must be done.)
Arch mage144: *Uh, it's an 18 foot tall skeleton with a bone structure that looks like it was probably a giant when it was alive.*
Arch mage144: *What more is there to know?*
Arch mage144: *Also, it's wearing an appropriately-sized chain shirt and carrying a really big scythe.*
Besyanteo: ... Hell of a bodyguard.
Arch mage144: *Like, a scythe with a handle made out of most of a tree.*
T3chn0Namagomi: ...Meh. Defekast or whatever. *shrug* don't care about gods, per--huh. ...that's a big skeleton.
CGNakibe: ... what.. the... fuck? 9.9
Arch mage144: (Oh, for some reason I thought you were rolling [k] religion to know more about skeletons)
CGNakibe: That's a DAMN big bodyguard.
T3chn0Namagomi: (Nope)
T3chn0Namagomi: (To know about the wheat-symbol god)
Arch mage144: He may not be able to fit indoors, but if not, I can improvise.
T3chn0Namagomi: (Sorry about that. XP)
Der DWSage: (Nah. As to...yeah. Why farmboy's parading around with wheat.)
T3chn0Namagomi: Sure he needs to fit?
Besyanteo: He won't be able to reach the vampire without opening up the entier building..
Besyanteo: But I know some twins who should meet him.
Der DWSage: *And Tolaris goes through the town! He is unaccosted. Seriously-it's a ghost town. But he seems a little worried when he comes back to Zea*
T3chn0Namagomi: Looks like he can make his own entrance.
Lithaladhwen: (At least that'll let sunlight in.)
Besyanteo: (=D!)
Lithaladhwen: What's up?
Besyanteo: (I love the image of that.)
Der DWSage: ...Two buildings. One was bar, the other just a house.
Der DWSage: Both of them seem...filled with dead.
Besyanteo: (Sneak Attack roll against an entire building, to try to get a specific person inside)
Lithaladhwen: The bar isn't a surprise. That's where the vampire is.
Arch mage144: *peers up at the skeleton* I suppose he could.
Lithaladhwen: But the information on the house is useful. We may have to send Alistair in there when he gets here.
CGNakibe: (Hey, it has merits)
Besyanteo: (It does!)
Besyanteo: (Also: )
Arch mage144: *the skeleton kneels, picks up Elaith, and sets him on his shoulder*
T3chn0Namagomi: Besides. We don't need to do anything even remotely subtle.
Lithaladhwen: (teeheeheheeeheeheehee)
Besyanteo: (My money is on all teh children being undead and sent to kill us as CR 4 vampire spawn)
CGNakibe: Eh. Subtle ain't my thing anyway.
A Rockin SN: (Rule Zero)
A Rockin SN: (:[ )
CGNakibe: (Good money, Bes)
Lithaladhwen: (Bes: I'm with you.)
A Rockin SN: (Rule Zero! >:-( )
CGNakibe: (50 G on it)
T3chn0Namagomi: (250 G on it)
Besyanteo: (Rule Zero is harder to enforce in this case if it's not pre-emptive)
Der DWSage: Should I stay and look longer, or go back with you?
Arch mage144: *calling down* Yes, of course. Lead the way, wingéd one.
Besyanteo: *leads!*
Lithaladhwen: I think we've got enough of a start. I don't want to risk something going wrong with just me an Enoch backing you up.
Der DWSage: (I am not in a position to speak one way or another.)
CGNakibe: And now we get to business.
Der DWSage: *Nods, gets on the horse!* Right.
T3chn0Namagomi: Indeed we do.
Lithaladhwen: Okay, Enoch. Heading back to the others. If you see them before we do, set us down where they are, pleas.e
Lithaladhwen: *and they're off again to rejoin the party!*
Der DWSage: *Is actually a decent rider-he doesn't even seem that worried when Enoch takes off.*
Besyanteo: (And... they meet somewhere in the middle!)
Der DWSage: (They totally do!)
Der DWSage: *Hey, it's that foreigner again!*
Arch mage144: (What time of day is it, anyway?)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Those two so totally meet.)
CGNakibe: (Enoch? Not Epoch... oh, wait, wrong domain)
Besyanteo: (That's a good quesion)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Yeah, what time?)
Lithaladhwen: (I'd say early afternoon?)
Lithaladhwen: (Since there was time for CI earlier.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Right.)
Der DWSage: (>_> Early afternoon sounds good. No way they'd be stupid enough to go in the night...)
Der DWSage: (Then again, we did waste ten minutes trying to cover a holy symbol.)
Lithaladhwen: (Zea would be, if she were only travelling with other necromancers. She has things that work better then, too.)
CGNakibe: (Of course we wouldn't be.)
Besyanteo: (Haku: And then, we SNEAK ATTACK AT NIGHT!)
Besyanteo: (Zea: ... *slap*)
CGNakibe: (Aramis: Fuck you, man. Fuck you)
Lithaladhwen: (And the GNOLL ATTACKS IN THE NIIIIIIGHT)
Besyanteo: *When they land* What did you learn?
Lithaladhwen: *waits for Tolaris to make his report*
T3chn0Namagomi: Right. Think you could animate any corpses you find before the vampire or whoever else can? *to Elaith*
Besyanteo: (Tolaris: Hasd good feeling!)
Arch mage144: (Yeah, it's not stupid if you're doing it so that you can bring an army of daylight-powerless undead with you)
Der DWSage: Two buildings. Bar and building next to smithy.
Der DWSage: Both had strong auras.
A Rockin SN: Hrm...
Arch mage144: No. Animating corpses takes time.
A Rockin SN: Alright..
T3chn0Namagomi: Hm.
Besyanteo: You know anything more specific?
Lithaladhwen: *absently stroking Enoch's head while they hang out and deliver info*
Arch mage144: Lesser undead minions pose no threat to me.
Der DWSage: No other buildings had undead?
Besyanteo: *still to Tolaris*
CGNakibe: Got any idea how many of the damn things in each?
CGNakibe: So, we at least found the kids. Sorta.
Der DWSage: No one was outside? And...several in both.
Besyanteo: IM: ... I see we need to have the talk again.
Besyanteo: IM: Later.
A Rockin SN: #Fernie, listen. Follow Tolaris, and when he shows you a building, look inside it. Run if you're in danger.#
A Rockin SN: *points at Tolaris*
T3chn0Namagomi: Maybe.
A Rockin SN: Tolaris, show Fernie the building. She'll look inside.
Besyanteo: WEll, that's a better start than we had
Besyanteo: Let's go.
Der DWSage: *Nods, looks at the bird!*
A Rockin SN: Let Fernie check the other building..
CGNakibe: Hmph. *Aramis nods* This plan ain't too bad, at least.
Besyanteo: .. I think that if the children are being guarded there,
Arch mage144: Do we know where the vampire is hiding?
A Rockin SN: *the raven fleis from Alistair's shoulder to Tolaris'*
Lithaladhwen: Okay. I guess we'll head forward again. *Enoch paws the ground a little* Yeah, I know.
Der DWSage: >.>
Besyanteo: they'll think it's weird a bird flew in to their house and ....
Besyanteo: forget it.
Lithaladhwen: And the vampire is below the bar.
Besyanteo: Let's just go
Der DWSage: *Takes a cracker out of his bag. Gives it to Fernie!*
A Rockin SN: Fernie: #Crackers! *GULP*#
CGNakibe: A bar, eh?
Arch mage144: Thank you. No one seemed to think that sharing that piece of information with me was important.
A Rockin SN: Fernie: #Got another?#
CGNakibe: ... somehow that seems like a damn fine place to be if I was a bloodsucking asshole.
Lithaladhwen: The building near the smithy is our first target, since I don't want him having his little minions with him when I send my minions.
Der DWSage: So...should I go with Enoch again?
T3chn0Namagomi: ...meh. Still needlessly complicated, it feels. And they claim to have, yeah. *grabs the falchion with the bulky gauntlet, and starts tightening all the straps*
Der DWSage: *Doesn't seem to understand Fernie, though.*
Besyanteo: ... Hey, Alistair?
Besyanteo: Did the vampire seem to know we killed his hunter?
Besyanteo: *walking towards town*
T3chn0Namagomi: ...He probably would've found out.
A Rockin SN: He didn't say anything...
Lithaladhwen: *Enoch is walking beside them until somebody decides to do something.*
Besyanteo: Fnding out is not important
A Rockin SN: About it, that is..
T3chn0Namagomi: ...or he had him raised.
CGNakibe: Thinking we'll need to do this quicker than we would otherwise, eh?
Besyanteo: What's important is he';s not in telelpathic contact with his minions
Lithaladhwen: *to her mount* Sorry about all the running around. Appreciate it, though. Probably helped.
Besyanteo: So we can keep surprise on our side.
Der DWSage: *Takes a little brush out of his bag, and provided there is no resistance, begins grooming Enoch's mane*
A Rockin SN: Once the kids are free, the city's our ally.
A Rockin SN: *smirks*
A Rockin SN: *village
Besyanteo: ... Don't kid yourself.
Lithaladhwen: *Enoch totally allows this attention. With allowance.*
Besyanteo: They won't help us, they'll jsu stop fighting us.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...I doubt a bunch of random people are REALLY going to help deal with a fucking vampire.
Der DWSage: ...Better help than stop us.
A Rockin SN: Well, that's better than getting in our way, isn't it?
A Rockin SN: *shrugs*
Besyanteo: *suddenly seems very angry again*
Besyanteo: It is that, atleast.
Besyanteo: (Timeskip til we get a report fomr the bird?)
CGNakibe: Pfft.
Besyanteo: (from*)
Der DWSage: (Let's say so.)
CGNakibe: We'll be fucking lucky to have em stay outta the way.
CGNakibe: Probably a damn good idea, too.
Lithaladhwen: (Are Tolaris and Enoch going ahead with Fernie?)
T3chn0Namagomi: That's the closest we're going to get to help
A Rockin SN: (That's their choice. :P)
CGNakibe: You want em butting in? Because I sure as hell don't.
A Rockin SN: (The command was, "Look around whatever building Tolaris shows you")
Der DWSage: (We'll say they've gone and are back already.)
Lithaladhwen: (We already know what building we're attacking. Fernie can just scope it out when we get ther-- agh.)
T3chn0Namagomi: Didn't say I'd want them butting in. Even though I severely doubt they could do much.
OnlineHost: A Rockin SN rolled 1 20-sided die: 9
OnlineHost: A Rockin SN rolled 1 20-sided die: 17
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: If they get in the way, I'm not going to hold back. It's as simple as that. The vampire's the big part of it.
Arch mage144: *polishes his glasses atop his skeletal "mount"*
Lithaladhwen: *laugh*
Der DWSage: *With the return of the bird, he looks at Haku!*
Lithaladhwen: *occasionally glances up at Elaith riding allll the way up there*
Besyanteo: *looked at!*
Der DWSage: You seem angry. Vampire that annoying?
Besyanteo: ... If you ever get a better hold on Gorlish, I'll explain everything to you.
Lithaladhwen: IM: Aren't we a pair. This is what happens when you bring necromancers. You sign up for all sorts of bizarre creatures in the bargain.
Der DWSage: ...*Nods*
Besyanteo: But not right now, not when we're about to go to work.
Der DWSage: Okay.
Der DWSage: >_> <_<
Der DWSage: ...Man, we're weird. *Continues to brush Enoch!*
Der DWSage: (Timeskip to town, or do people want more time to chat?)
Besyanteo: *still ehading for Town!*
Arch mage144: *Tooooown*
T3chn0Namagomi: *Town Ho!*
A Rockin SN: Hrm...
A Rockin SN: You know, I bet he can't control any more spawn..
A Rockin SN: I mean ,he probably reached his limit by now...
T3chn0Namagomi: Uh huh. And how do you know that?
Der DWSage: *Link, he come to town, to save the princess! Oh, look, there's that little village! It sure is...tiny.*
CGNakibe: You count that shit or something?
CGNakibe: Or did he tell you?
Besyanteo: Alistair? I'm going to kindly askyou to shut up now. People are starting to get annoyed. That goers bad palces in a group dynamic that involves swords and magic
A Rockin SN: *shrugs* Suit yourself.
T3chn0Namagomi: Yeah, I bet that's the wonderful thing for someone to tell you while they're sucking blood out of your neck. *snrks*
Lithaladhwen: *little grateful glance to Haku*
Der DWSage: Uhm. So. How we find kids?
A Rockin SN: I won't tell you how many undead there are holding the town hostage.
CGNakibe: Think about how that works.
Arch mage144: What value does that speculation have?
Besyanteo: *offers the JPM a withering glance*
CGNakibe: "Oh, I ain't making YOU my slave. I'm too damn hungry for that"
CGNakibe: Bad news either way.
Besyanteo: *then heads in*
Der DWSage: *Follows the dogman!*
CGNakibe: *follows Haku*
Lithaladhwen: (JPM?)
A Rockin SN: I mean, I know exactly where they're holding people hostage..
A Rockin SN: *yawn*
CGNakibe: (Jade Phoenix Mage)
T3chn0Namagomi: *follows anyway, not seeming to pay much attention.*
A Rockin SN: And how many there are.
Besyanteo: (JAded Phoenix Mage. I forget doug's Character's name.)
Lithaladhwen: Yeah, well, Alistair.
T3chn0Namagomi: (Hasn't been introduced, namewise)
Lithaladhwen: *pointedly* You're the one here who most wants to save those kids first.
Besyanteo: (He was giving Alistair a chance to bite back some more. Whee.)
Der DWSage: *Points at a building!* That one have Undead...
A Rockin SN: Actually.
A Rockin SN: It's not even the kids.
Arch mage144: *as the group comes to the outside of the building, Stormy sets Elaith down on the ground*
A Rockin SN: It's the entire town now.
Besyanteo: *he pulls out a very fancy looking bow, and puts on a pair of bracers*
Lithaladhwen: Yeah, see. I don't care. You do.
Lithaladhwen: So help.
CGNakibe: *doesn't seem to be doing ANYTHING special at all now*
T3chn0Namagomi: I just want to do the job. Which seems to be "kill the vampire."
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 20-sided die: 9
Arch mage144: The entire town has been converted into an undead army?
A Rockin SN: No.
A Rockin SN: They're being held hostage.
Der DWSage: *Takes off his cloak, and the mirror he'd put on his armor!*
Lithaladhwen: IM: Yeah. Still don't care.
Arch mage144: Well, where are they?
Besyanteo: *draws a finger over his mouth, looking at the group*
A Rockin SN: *shrugs* Four of them holding the adults in the Council Room
A Rockin SN: No idea about the kids yet.
Besyanteo: IM: For GODS SAKE SHUT UP
Der DWSage: <_<
A Rockin SN: *wryly*
Der DWSage: Vampires...have good ears?
T3chn0Namagomi: *Hooray for gauntlet locked onto the sword*
Lithaladhwen: *nods to Haku*
Der DWSage: Because we're loud.
Besyanteo: IM: When I'm raised as undead,
CGNakibe: IM: The kid that can't TALK WELL gets it.
CGNakibe: >.<
Der DWSage: *Said in a quieter tone of voice, natch. Though he still clanks all over the place*
Lithaladhwen: *low voice* Guys, I'm going to tell Enoch to hang back, okay?
Besyanteo: IM: I' meatting Alistair first.
Lithaladhwen: (Hee. Nice choice.)
Arch mage144: *puts on his spectacles* Yes, yes.
Besyanteo: *he heads to the house by the smithy*
Der DWSage: (I think Alistair would be full of gristle and fat.)
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: ...The loud annoying fuck with the bird needs the bullshit kicked out of him.
Besyanteo: *and listens, ear tothe door*
Arch mage144: *Elaith is practically always speaking quietly. He's not being noisy. :D*
Der DWSage: House:*Is there! And Haku hears absolutely nothing.*
CGNakibe: (Damn crazy final boss types.)
Lithaladhwen: *to Enoch* Just wait for us outside of town. If we aren't back in an hour or two, fly over and make sure we aren't shambling around someplace. Otherwise, we'll be around.
Besyanteo: IM: Alright.
Lithaladhwen: *And the pegasus leaves*
Besyanteo: *he checks to make sure he's Actually being followed.
T3chn0Namagomi: *is following*
Lithaladhwen: *follows once Enoch's gone*
Der DWSage: *Is concentrating on something...*
Arch mage144: (The house is presumably not large enough to accomodate a huge skeleton walking through the door.)
T3chn0Namagomi: *...armor's not even making much noise, so no Sir-Clanks-A-Lot here*
Besyanteo: (I should imagine not, and live people inside...)
Besyanteo: *he tests the knob*
Der DWSage: *And he follows Haku to the door, though he hangs back. He also holds up four fingers!*
Arch mage144: *to Stormy* Stand guard here.
Besyanteo: IM: Four undead
Der DWSage: (No, no it is not. The skeleton could probably crush the house.)
Arch mage144: Destroying the building is unnecessary. He can wait outside.
Besyanteo: *Is the door locked?*
Arch mage144: If they rout and flee, he can catch them on the way out.
Der DWSage: *Takes the Scythe off his back! And yes-the house is still locked.*
A Rockin SN: (House? Isn't it the council building? I'm confused.)
Der DWSage: (Council Building/House.)
Besyanteo: (I could swear it was "house next to the smithy")
Lithaladhwen: (What Bes said.)
Arch mage144: (Yes, what Bes said is what I understood also)
Lithaladhwen: (You think this accord is redundant, you think?)
Der DWSage: (Must I GM smite you over semantics? It looks like a house. It is the council building.)
T3chn0Namagomi: *seems to just have the gauntlet on his falchion...and feels inside his cloak, noting knives present...*
Arch mage144: (OK!)
Der DWSage: (*Vampires fall. Everyone dies.*)
Besyanteo: *he looks to the others*
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: Right...quite ready, then.
Der DWSage: *Is about ten feet back, ready to rush in!*
A Rockin SN: *whispers* Keep in mind, the one taking care of the kids, is alive but dominated.
A Rockin SN: *to Zea*
Besyanteo: *and p[oints at the key hole, then makes a turning gesture with his hand,*
Lithaladhwen: *nods*
Der DWSage: *Nods himself*
T3chn0Namagomi: *gets in a position to rush in himself*
Arch mage144: *shrugs in Haku's direction*
CGNakibe: *tenses...*
A Rockin SN: *readies his bow*
Besyanteo: IM: Tell me one of you can pick locks.
A Rockin SN: ... Wait, what are we doing?
Besyanteo: ........
T3chn0Namagomi: ...
A Rockin SN: I thought you were going to cast Knock. *to Haku*
Besyanteo: *any sounds of movement inside?*
Der DWSage: *Hangs his head*
CGNakibe: ... don't tell me none of you can pick locks. -.-;;
A Rockin SN: ... I can try
Der DWSage: *Haku makes a listen check*
OnlineHost: Besyanteo rolled 1 20-sided die: 7
Lithaladhwen: (Just have Stormy pull the door off.)
Arch mage144: *adjusts his glasses*
Besyanteo: (15)
T3chn0Namagomi: ...*shakes his head*
Arch mage144: I can have the door removed.
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: ...what kind of spell names are those, anyway?
Lithaladhwen: *grins* I'm with him.
Der DWSage: *He hears a little whimper, but nothing more.*
T3chn0Namagomi: ...let's just break the door down.
A Rockin SN: *looks around*
Lithaladhwen: *waves people away from the door*
A Rockin SN: *Any windows?*
CGNakibe: And let everyone in the building see us coming.
Arch mage144: Picking the lock will be any less conspicuous?
A Rockin SN: *Oh, right, the big bay one, right? :P*
CGNakibe: *shrugs* Sure. Fine. Its the second or third worst idea today.
CGNakibe: Not the worst.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...you're talking as if we really need to be sneaky at this point.
Besyanteo: ... *very quietly* ... remove the door. It's faster and they'd hear us anyway
Der DWSage: *Yes. Yes there are.*
Lithaladhwen: *backs away from the door*
Besyanteo: i*steps aside*
Arch mage144: Stormy. Please remove the door from this building. *point*
Besyanteo: (-i*)
A Rockin SN: Alright, alright, let's go...
Der DWSage: *But no one is visible from the window*
Lithaladhwen: IM: Stormy! Haaaaahahahaha.
Lithaladhwen: *totally serious on the outside*
T3chn0Namagomi: *steps away from Ground Zero skeleton path*
Arch mage144: (It has a STR of 43. Do I really need to make a strength check =P?)
A Rockin SN: *moves to underneath the window*
A Rockin SN: I'll attack from here.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...right, you do that.
A Rockin SN: *points upwards*
Der DWSage: Door:*Is now in the hands of Mister Giant Skeleton. No longer is it a victim of the house it was attached to!*
CGNakibe: (hahaha)
CGNakibe: (You have been freed from oppression!
Besyanteo: *he rushes to the inside wall next to the remainsto the door frame,*
T3chn0Namagomi: *rushes as well*
A Rockin SN: *casts Fly, preparing to fly in through the window!*
Besyanteo: *string ofthe force bow drawn, looking for people and undeaD*
Der DWSage: *And inside...they can see two women, one of them an Elf, and two men, all of them wielding farming sickles, and all of them keeping about 15 other people sitting in a room!*
T3chn0Namagomi: ...
Der DWSage: *All four of those with sickles see the commotion-and the heroes get the surprise round!*
Arch mage144: (Are the women and men you mentioned alive?)
Der DWSage: (Initiative, everyone. And yes, they're alive.)
Arch mage144: (Or are they undead?)
Besyanteo: *and, he lets one fly at the elf woman first*
T3chn0Namagomi: *Surprise round, huh?*
Arch mage144: (OK. Alive.)
Besyanteo: (ah, init first)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Init first)
OnlineHost: CGNakibe rolled 1 20-sided die: 2
OnlineHost: Besyanteo rolled 1 20-sided die: 19
Der DWSage: (Or the ones that are armed? Undead.)
OnlineHost: Arch mage144 rolled 1 20-sided die: 1
OnlineHost: T3chn0Namagomi rolled 1 20-sided die: 11
Besyanteo: (Ha)
CGNakibe: (13)
T3chn0Namagomi: (17)
Besyanteo: (22)
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 20-sided die: 5
Arch mage144: (Yeah, whatever, 3)
OnlineHost: Lithaladhwen rolled 1 20-sided die: 19
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 4 20-sided dice: 5 20 18 12
OnlineHost: A Rockin SN rolled 1 20-sided die: 17
Lithaladhwen: (20)
Arch mage144: (I'll roll init for the skeleton as well even though it's not going inside the building)
A Rockin SN: (23)
OnlineHost: Arch mage144 rolled 1 20-sided die: 14
A Rockin SN: (22, sorry)
Besyanteo: (Scratch my action till we see what's going on)
Arch mage144: (25)
CGNakibe: (Speedy!Heroes are speedy)
Arch mage144: (The skeleton is just going to hold outside until it's given some other command)
A Rockin SN: (The armed ones are undead, yes yes.)
Der DWSage: (Alright then! Skeleton took his turn, now Dan.)
A Rockin SN: *Am I at the window then? *
Der DWSage: *Yes, you are*
Besyanteo: (You are at the window. Take someone's unlife away)
A Rockin SN: *prepares the bow, aiming at whatever undead's closest- with one of the specially prepared Scorching Ray arrows, and lets loose.*
OnlineHost: A Rockin SN rolled 1 20-sided die: 17
T3chn0Namagomi: (...I still don't know how that managed to get through)
Der DWSage: (Yeah, that's a hit.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Last I checked, Spell Storing is melee-weapon only...)
Der DWSage: (...No?)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Yes)
A Rockin SN: (No. :[ )
Besyanteo: (... oh FFS)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Ammunition falls under "ranged weapons," which spell-storing is not available for)
OnlineHost: A Rockin SN rolled 9 6-sided dice: 5 4 4 6 6 3 1 2 6
A Rockin SN: (First roll is arrow)
CGNakibe: (Shush Doug. Talk to Spleen later)
A Rockin SN: (Rest is spell)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Right. I'm going to ask him what he was smoking)
A Rockin SN: (That was 36 damage. Not that much.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (And then see if I can get some for free.)
A Rockin SN: (Stop whining. :[ )
Der DWSage: *It seems...that one sickle-wielding woman is dropped. BAM*
Der DWSage: (Since Jason is holding, Ashley's up.)
Besyanteo: (... It's funny how, when you don't talk,)
Lithaladhwen: (Knowledge religion check to determine what variety of undead the remaining enemies are?)
Besyanteo: (Or say whose up, people try to, you know, respect the DM and wait)
Der DWSage: (Besyanteo: (Scratch my action till we see what's going on))
Lithaladhwen: (Hey Sage.)
Der DWSage: (I'd assumed that was to hold action. But Religion check can be done whenever.)
OnlineHost: Lithaladhwen rolled 1 20-sided die: 19
Lithaladhwen: (34. Does she know their sire's mother's maiden name?)
A Rockin SN: (Critical Religion!)
A Rockin SN: (Recite me Psalms 2-24 Zea!)
Der DWSage: (Anyway. Is Jason holding, or is Zea up?)
Besyanteo: (No, not holding)
Der DWSage: (*Nods* My mistake, then. Go ahead Mister Gnoll!)
Besyanteo: *he already had that bow pulled back, he lets one fly for the elf-undead!*
OnlineHost: Besyanteo rolled 1 20-sided die: 9
Besyanteo: (... I knew I shoud have used his own bow.)
Besyanteo: (12)
Arch mage144: (You have the worst attack bonus ever o_O)
Der DWSage: (No it's not. It's 16.)
Der DWSage: (He has an LA, AM.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Level adjustment and racial HD)
Besyanteo: (*checks*)
A Rockin SN: (He has 7 BAB?)
Besyanteo: (He has 4 BAB. I forgot it an only used Dex)
Der DWSage: (3 BAB, 3 Dex, One from his loot.)
A Rockin SN: (Ah.)
Besyanteo: (My mind is in another place.)
Der DWSage: (Anyway! You hit!)
Der DWSage: (Roll damage.)
OnlineHost: Besyanteo rolled 2 6-sided dice: 4 5
Besyanteo: (12)
Der DWSage: (15, mate. :{ )
Besyanteo: (... from what?)
A Rockin SN: *grumbles* This is so wasting my arrows.
Der DWSage: (...No, 14. My mistake. Anyway!)
Der DWSage: *WHAM. Another Vampire...well, has a decent sized hole in him from an energy arrow.*
Der DWSage: (Ashley!)
Lithaladhwen: *Zea casts "shield of faith" on herself for +3AC.*
Der DWSage: (Nama!)
Besyanteo: (Doug?)
T3chn0Namagomi: *Abraxis shifts his stance and draws his weapon, putting his other hand on the hilt as well before moving in, light bending around him and shifting his form...as he strikes the already injured vampire with his sword...*
Besyanteo: (... Ah.)
T3chn0Namagomi: *Now has concealment. Also, attack roll now?*
Der DWSage: (Yes, please.)
OnlineHost: T3chn0Namagomi rolled 1 20-sided die: 1
T3chn0Namagomi: (...)
Der DWSage: (AAAAHAHAHAHA! XD)
Lithaladhwen: (Dear Die Gods: Stop feeding his complex. Kthx, Ashley.)
Besyanteo: (So, where does he drop the sword?)
T3chn0Namagomi: (*drops a colony on the dice* SIEG ZEON.)
Der DWSage: (I'm sorry, but I find that absolutely hilarious.)
Arch mage144: (That was incredible anticlimax)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Doesn't)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Locked Gauntlet)
Besyanteo: (... This should be interesting then.)
Der DWSage: (Anyway...GM intervention.)
Arch mage144: (You don't drop your weapon even if you roll a natural 1 anyway unless the DM is using some critical failure houserule)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Indeed)
Besyanteo: (.. My original DM did. Constantly.)
Der DWSage: *It seems that when you're telling the rules of physics and light to shut up and sit down, you stop paying attention to little things.*
Besyanteo: (I saw a crossbow snap on a nat 1 once)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Your original DM is a sadist)
Der DWSage: *Like, say, bricks. That you trip over.*
CGNakibe: (I think Bes has already been told this)
A Rockin SN: IM: ... *stifling a snicker*
Besyanteo: (I thought it was just that way. And yes, he was, asmittedly)
Der DWSage: *Nama's character is now prone. And embarassed*
Der DWSage: (Shaun!)
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: ...
T3chn0Namagomi: (The dice are FIRED)
CGNakibe: *Aramis looks over at the attackers (trying to ignore his comrade's mishap) and thinks to himself "That one'll do"*
CGNakibe: *For a moment it is as if the shadows around him get darker as he vanishes and reappears next to the furthest combatant* Hi there. ^^ (Shadow Jaunt as Move Action)
Der DWSage: <.< Guh?
CGNakibe: *and thusly slips into a stance much akin to a predator circling his prey, and makes to seperate head from body* (Insightful Strike!)
OnlineHost: CGNakibe rolled 1 20-sided die: 5
T3chn0Namagomi: (Obviously, I am being punished for one or more things)
CGNakibe: (I think Doug is right. Dice must be fired. Thats 15)
Der DWSage: (That actually connects.)
Der DWSage: (Roll damage!)
CGNakibe: >:D
CGNakibe: *()
OnlineHost: CGNakibe rolled 1 20-sided die: 14
CGNakibe: (Total am 28.)
Der DWSage: *Okay, yeah. That head is almost totally seperated.*
Der DWSage: *But it's still up, sadly.*
CGNakibe: *re-sheathes scimitar in one motion* ... huh? Damn.
Der DWSage: *And now, the Paladin is up...and charging after that first one Haku shot!*
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 20-sided die: 12
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 2 4-sided dice: 2 2
Der DWSage: *Yeah, it's dead now. Go team Nice Guys!*
Der DWSage: (AM!)
Arch mage144: (We've got two still up?)
Der DWSage: (Aye. One nearly completely dead, the other absolutely fine.)
T3chn0Namagomi: *Yeah, NO THANKS TO THAT DIE ROLL.*
Der DWSage: (Don't make me GM smite you, Nama.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Fine, fine.)
Arch mage144: *Elaith pulls a silver rod from his sash and raises it into the air--the rod is adorned with intricate carvings and topped with a black onyx stone.*
Besyanteo: (PRetty!)
Arch mage144: Creatures of the night, cower before your new master!
Arch mage144: (That's a rebuke attempt.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Hey. Can I have a stand-in roller?)
OnlineHost: Arch mage144 rolled 1 6-sided die: 4
Arch mage144: (Ooops)
OnlineHost: Arch mage144 rolled 1 20-sided die: 8
Besyanteo: (Priam would know the different)
Der DWSage: (No.)
Der DWSage: (No you cannot.)
Arch mage144: (Most poweful undead affected is 15 HD)
OnlineHost: Arch mage144 rolled 2 6-sided dice: 6 1
Arch mage144: (26 HD worth of undead are rebuked)
Arch mage144: (Affected undead will cower, paralyzed with fear and unable to act, for the next ten rounds. All attacks against them have a +2 bonus.)
Arch mage144: (If they have 7 or fewer HD they're commanded instead.)
Besyanteo: (whee zombie pets)
Der DWSage: *Both of them fucking cower. And kinda...sit there.*
CGNakibe: (Hey, can't complain.)
CGNakibe: (You don't have to clean up after them)
CGNakibe: .... Huh.
Besyanteo: (Indded!)
Lithaladhwen: *Zea fails to hold back a great big smile and nods to Elaith* Thank you, Mr. Thenswick.
CGNakibe: ... That's... handy... IM: And
Der DWSage: *AM now has two Undead pets!*
CGNakibe: IM: ... kinda freaky.
Besyanteo: ... *looks tothe townsfolk. bluntly: *
Der DWSage: ...Um. Can you do something about that one with his head kinda hanging there?
Besyanteo: Where aer your children?
Besyanteo: (are*)
Arch mage144: *walks over to the wounded undead creature and puts his hand on its shoulder, channelling negative energy*
Der DWSage: o_o Um. B-building across the street...the nice one. The-the councilwoman used to live there...
Arch mage144: (Every time he touches it it gains 3 HP, so he'll do that until it's completely healed.)
CGNakibe: Eh. So much for chopping it all the way off.
Der DWSage: *Points at the dead councilwoman in question*
A Rockin SN: Alright.
Besyanteo: ... Let's go for a visit. Think you can do that again, Elaithe?
A Rockin SN: #Fernie. Go.#
A Rockin SN: *points to the building
Besyanteo: ... Keep that damn bird to yourself.
Arch mage144: Yes.
A Rockin SN: #Tell me what's in there.$
A Rockin SN: *#
Besyanteo: That's pointless.
A Rockin SN: Hey, at least we'll know ow many.
A Rockin SN: *wryly*
Arch mage144: These creatures are pathetic. Weak servants created from weak mortals.
T3chn0Namagomi: *gets up* Whatever. Let's get this done with.
Besyanteo: ...
Lithaladhwen: Yes, well. Only if we bring someone who knows what they're doing. Which we did.
Besyanteo: If they start chopping up kids before we get there,
Lithaladhwen: Shall we go?
Besyanteo: it is on your head
Besyanteo: (brb)
A Rockin SN: Let's go.
Besyanteo: (back)
Besyanteo: *heads that way*
Der DWSage: *Also follows!*
Der DWSage: *So, the building is the nice one. It is also made of stone!*
Der DWSage: *I mean, brick.*
Lithaladhwen: (Time to cast buffing spells beforehand, I assume?)
Der DWSage: *There is a door. Dare they enter?
CGNakibe: (Elaith: FEH. Your blood is even WEAKER than you. I will not allow it to stain my lips)
Der DWSage: (Yes indeedly.)
CGNakibe: Hold on a sec.
Lithaladhwen: *Zea casts "divine power" on herself.*
Besyanteo: *looks to ARamis*
CGNakibe: If ya don't mind I need... just a minute.
Besyanteo: *he nods*
Der DWSage: Um. Go ahead?
Der DWSage: *Readies his Scythe as he looks at the door...*
Lithaladhwen: (Ah, scratch that.)
Lithaladhwen: (Rethinking buffs.)
T3chn0Namagomi: *keeps his falchion out.*
CGNakibe: *stretches out a bit, working out kinks and such (And refreshing Maneuvers*
Arch mage144: *We're outside the bar?*
Besyanteo: *waits, hand on the knob*
Besyanteo: (Are we outside the bar?)
Lithaladhwen: *Casts "sheltered vitality" instead.*
Der DWSage: (No, the nice building. Where the kids are.)
Der DWSage: (Bar is elsewhere.)
Arch mage144: (Oh, right. OK. Vampire is presumably not in this building.)
Besyanteo: (also: Seeing as the building is made of brick, I imagine thaere's a chance that there's still undead here)
Lithaladhwen: (Zea gains immunity to fatigue, exhaustion, ability damage, and ability drain. From any source. Including vampires. This lasts for ten minutes.)
Arch mage144: *Mentally orders his new pets to follow him*
Besyanteo: *quietly* Ready?
T3chn0Namagomi: *nods*
CGNakibe: *nods*
Der DWSage: *Grunts*
Arch mage144: *gestures*
A Rockin SN: *nods*
Besyanteo: *He opens the door and heads in, in a fashion similar to how he did the last building, bow string drawn and looking for targets*
A Rockin SN: *ready with the bow as well!*
T3chn0Namagomi has left the room.
Besyanteo: (*BZZT!*)
Der DWSage: (Nama:*Trips over a brick, falls out of the chatroom*)
A Rockin SN: (Looks like Doug tripped on another brick :[ )
A Rockin SN: (:D)
Besyanteo: ("Alll my Banners is now experience TEchnical Difficulties...")
Besyanteo: (experiencing* even)
T3chn0Namagomi has entered the room.
Besyanteo: (Welcome back. We waited!)
T3chn0Namagomi: (FUCK YOU FUCKING INTERNET)
Der DWSage: *There is something inside!*
Besyanteo: *What ees eet?*
T3chn0Namagomi: *Indeed, what is it.*
Der DWSage: *Namely, a man in full plate-the same sleazeball you met earlier?-holding a sword to a little girl's neck, while a few more kids are along the wall,blindfolded and tied up*
CGNakibe: *Input more Knowledge please*
Der DWSage: Hiya. Been expecting you.
Besyanteo: ...
T3chn0Namagomi: Oh, how cute. Let me guess.
Lithaladhwen: (What sleazeball?)
CGNakibe: *Aramis smiles friendly-like at the guy. He look like he's among the living?*
Besyanteo: (Is it the archer I got the bow from?)
Lithaladhwen: (Alistair's the only guy who's met him.)
Besyanteo: (or Norbert?)
Der DWSage: (The first one you met when you got in town. The full plate man.)
Der DWSage: (Norbert, aye.)
Lithaladhwen: (Ah, okay.)
Der DWSage: *And he looks like he's still breathing, yeah.*
T3chn0Namagomi: You expect us to do what you say or else the kid dies.
CGNakibe: You know this guy?
Der DWSage: Expect you? Not really.
Besyanteo: Put the child down, or when she's dead I'll torture you for a season before you die.
Besyanteo: (intimidate check plz lol)
Der DWSage: However, I'd really, really like it if you went away. Or little Susie dies.
Arch mage144: (Are there any windows on this building?)
Besyanteo: (May I?)
CGNakibe: I think you don't wanna fight us over that child, bastard. e.e
Der DWSage: (Several. Some are in full view. And yes, Jason.)
CGNakibe: (Double that intimidate!)
OnlineHost: Besyanteo rolled 1 20-sided die: 5
Besyanteo: (*grabs mods*)
Lithaladhwen: Every mortal creature dies when its time has come. If Susie's time is now, I can't stop it.
CGNakibe: (Can we do the Aid Another thing?)
T3chn0Namagomi: You expect someone dying to scare me?
A Rockin SN: Your time will be next if you touch her...
Besyanteo: (Lesse... 11... +2... +2... +2...)
Der DWSage: (Nah. I'm already adding in intimidation.)
Besyanteo: (17. Or 19. MY synergies are a little rusty)
Der DWSage: (Fair enough!)
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 20-sided die: 15
T3chn0Namagomi: *can we assume Abraxis held his stance?*
Der DWSage: *His grin cracks, but only for a second* You're too much of a nice guy to kill me, angel.
Der DWSage: Or to torture me.
Der DWSage: (We can!)
Besyanteo: I killed the ranger.
Lithaladhwen: No, he's really not. You should have seen what he let me do yesterday.
Besyanteo: The nwe played with his bound soul.
Der DWSage: I'd believe you could torture someone.
CGNakibe: Ya know, Haku, ya COULD let me have this guy. ^^
Der DWSage: <_<
Besyanteo: He cracked almost right away.
CGNakibe: I'm sure I could do him up just right.
Lithaladhwen: IM: Should I be offended?
Der DWSage: *Pushes the knife a little closer to Susie's neck!*
A Rockin SN: *starts chanting something in reaction to his knife-pushing, as he loads his bow*
A Rockin SN: Don't touch her!
CGNakibe: You don't wanna do that, ya know. It'd just piss people off.
Arch mage144: *silent*
Besyanteo: (Shoot at his sword wrist.)
Der DWSage: *From behind...*
Besyanteo: (shooting*)
Besyanteo: (... I'll wait a minute. What from behind who?)
Der DWSage: *It seems the two vampires have come into being behind Norbert from fucking nowhere!*
A Rockin SN: (Two vampires? :[ )
Der DWSage: *One of them grabs him, rather easily, while the other stares at him for a bit...*
Der DWSage: (The ones AM commanded, remember?)
Besyanteo: (Ahhh)
A Rockin SN: (Ah.)
T3chn0Namagomi: *shifts his stance again, green flames fanning out from his feet in a ring for a second* Too bad. *takes his other hand as if he's holding darts...as three glowing red feathers form in between his fingers...*
CGNakibe: See what happens when ya don't listen?
Lithaladhwen: IM: Eat him. Eat him eat him.
T3chn0Namagomi: Divine Manifest!
Der DWSage: *Stare, stare*
A Rockin SN: *takes this idea to cast the spell, and shoot at him ANYWAY*
T3chn0Namagomi: Phoenix Feather!
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 20-sided die: 1
Besyanteo: ...
Besyanteo: (Too many toes stepped on at once. x-x)
Der DWSage: *Drops the girl. Goes completely limp.*
T3chn0Namagomi: *throws the glowing red featherdarts*
A Rockin SN: (Or not?)
A Rockin SN: (:P)
Der DWSage: (Right hand don't know what the left one is doing.)
Arch mage144: *grins a little*
Der DWSage: (So. Yeah. Um.)
Besyanteo: (... Stop. Pase.)
Arch mage144: *juuust a little*
Besyanteo: (Sage.)
Arch mage144: *it's barely visible*
T3chn0Namagomi: (Okay, who just fell?)
Besyanteo: (aRe there children behind the man's position?)
Besyanteo: (The one who just fell?)
Der DWSage: *In the interest of my sanity, it seems that people have killed Norbert, who dropped little Susie.*
A Rockin SN: (Hey, I said that I'm shooting BEFORE it fell. :[ )
Besyanteo: (... Ok, so no colalteral)
Arch mage144: (No, two vampires just phased into existence behind him. One grabbed him. The other just stood there while the first one sucked his blood.)
Der DWSage: *No children are harmed.*
T3chn0Namagomi: (Damn. I just took too long)
A Rockin SN: *phew*
Besyanteo: ... Children, your parents are in the council chamber.
A Rockin SN: Alright...
CGNakibe: And that's the value of fucking good backup.
Besyanteo: Tell them we said to get out. Things are going to get dangerous.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...bah. *closes his hand, and the feathers disappear*
A Rockin SN: Untie them first...
Besyanteo: (.. .They're tied?)
Besyanteo: (Fucking hell. Scratch all of that.)
Der DWSage: (Blindfolded, tied, bound, and gagged.)
T3chn0Namagomi: *In a couple of jets of flame, at that*
A Rockin SN: *moves towards the nearest kid, and cuts off the blindfold and tie*
A Rockin SN: *And the ropes*
Besyanteo: *works on freeing kids as well*
Der DWSage: *He is dead. Anyone care to loot?*
A Rockin SN: *with the dagger!*
Besyanteo: *Fuck him*
T3chn0Namagomi: *Loot!*
Besyanteo: *others can loot*
Arch mage144: *The one vampire spawn just kind of stands there while the other is clearly wrapped around his prone body and sucking on his neck*
Der DWSage: *The kids are crying a little while they get untied*
Lithaladhwen: (Zea doesn't care either. She's a woman of the cloth, damn it. Such things are beneath her.)
Besyanteo: *He;ll tell them about their parents*
T3chn0Namagomi: *Anything that does look good?*
A Rockin SN: *smiling at the kid* There, there, dear. You'll be alright...
CGNakibe: *does not loot for once, but instead looks at the kids* Hey hey. Don't cry. It'll all be over soon enough.
Besyanteo: *ie: Council building. Run along. Fast.*
Der DWSage: *Sniffle sniffle, whaa*
T3chn0Namagomi: ...hey, Elaith.
Der DWSage: *But they flee, and quickly! Tolaris...looks sober.*
CGNakibe: Just hurry up and do what the nice winged guy there says.
A Rockin SN: Go to there, dear. *points to the Council buildings*
Arch mage144: Yes?
T3chn0Namagomi: *dragging the huge guy* Think you could get Stormy to carry this corpse until we can strip it of anything reasonably valuable?
Arch mage144: Leave him outside, and he can.
Lithaladhwen: All right. Let's go. We don't have time to babysit forever.
Lithaladhwen: Please, guys.
T3chn0Namagomi: Right. *Drags dead platemail guy outside for Stormy to get*
Arch mage144: *raises an eyebrow* Actually.
T3chn0Namagomi: Hm?
Der DWSage: *The children run!*
Besyanteo: WE have any reason to thin kthere's any living people in the bar?
Der DWSage: *And quickly!*
A Rockin SN: *after the kids are gone, NOW checks the loot*
CGNakibe: That's a good question.
CGNakibe: If not, then Stormy could go knock on the door for us. *grins*
Arch mage144: *pulls out an onyx and a dagger from his shoulderbag*
Besyanteo: Exactly.
Lithaladhwen: *laughs*
Lithaladhwen: *just laughs*
Der DWSage: >_>
Arch mage144: *he pries the man's eyeball out of its socket, shoves in the onyx, and stands up*
A Rockin SN: *takes a bad, and looks in it*
Der DWSage: Um.
Der DWSage: Question.
Besyanteo: ... Hm?
CGNakibe: Always was t aught to be polite and crap.
Lithaladhwen: We taking him with us?
Der DWSage: Will children be safe?
T3chn0Namagomi: He might have valuables.
CGNakibe: Safer than being here.
Besyanteo: .... Knowingtheir parents, I can't answer honestly.
Arch mage144: Bones of the deceased, rise and do my bidding.
Der DWSage: *Nods*
A Rockin SN: *bag
Besyanteo: I'm going to hope yes and get on with the mission.
Arch mage144: (Animate dead. He's now a human skeleton.)
Arch mage144: (He can carry his own crap.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Yay!)
A Rockin SN: Hey, there's a good cloak in there.
CGNakibe: (Elaith is a master of convincing people to pull their own weight)
Der DWSage: *The guy animates, carries his own shit!*
Lithaladhwen: IM: So glad I brought him. This is so much easier than handling everything m yself.
A Rockin SN: *keeps the bag with him*
Arch mage144: Worry about his possessions later.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...Convenient. quite convenient.
T3chn0Namagomi: Let's split them up later, yes.
Der DWSage: ...
Arch mage144: You. *points at the newly-created skeleton* There is a large skeleton outside. Go and stand with him.
Der DWSage: I'd worry more if he weren't bastard.
Arch mage144: I have no need of you here.
Der DWSage: *Nods, goes to do so!*
Besyanteo: *heads out towards the bar*
T3chn0Namagomi: *rushes over to the bar* So, this is where the vampire is?
Der DWSage: *And to the bar they go, for the showdown!*
CGNakibe: *What time is it, Herr GM?*
Besyanteo: *Showdown nothing. He looks in the windows*
CGNakibe: *IC-ly, anyway*
Lithaladhwen: *To the bar!*
Arch mage144: (I forgot that animate dead was a standard action casting time. :D)
A Rockin SN: *moves towards the bar* P
Der DWSage: (Early afternoon. That didn't even take ten minutes.)
Besyanteo: *Anyone moivng aorund inside?*
A Rockin SN: We will be facing two girls, Dominated, and a Vampire.
CGNakibe: (Excellent)
Besyanteo: No,
A Rockin SN: hrm?
T3chn0Namagomi: And you know this how?
Besyanteo: we will be bringing a building down on them,
Der DWSage: *There is no one inside. Trap door, perhaps?*
Besyanteo: and no one will nearly die this time
A Rockin SN: .... You're not!
Arch mage144: *the commanded vampire spawn follow close behind Elaith, flanking him left and right*
CGNakibe: See? I like the gnoll's plan.
Besyanteo: We are. <_<
Der DWSage: It...makes sense.
Der DWSage: *Nods grimly*
A Rockin SN: I have a scroll to help the girls at least...
Besyanteo: ...
Besyanteo: -Help...
T3chn0Namagomi: I can see how it makes sense, though...I'm not sure how we'd manage to--
CGNakibe: Dammit, will you FORGET about the women that likely wanna kill you?
Besyanteo: *facepalm., It actually smacks*
Besyanteo: ARE YOU-
Der DWSage: ...
A Rockin SN: ...
Arch mage144: Your plan is efficient. I rather like it.
A Rockin SN: Scroll of Break Enchantment...
Besyanteo: *ets control of himself*
T3chn0Namagomi: ...
Besyanteo: They are in league with him!
A Rockin SN: *takes one out of his own bag*
Der DWSage: *Peeks in that window himself!*
Lithaladhwen: Look. I know you had a good time flirting with them last time. Maybe if you bat your eyelashes at them they'll come outside.
Lithaladhwen: But I don't really care.
T3chn0Namagomi: Want me to smack you with the pommel of this?
Der DWSage: ...No one in there.
Besyanteo: Evil!
Besyanteo: Dammit!
Lithaladhwen: I say smash the place.
Arch mage144: If you would like, you can go inside the building yourself.
A Rockin SN: If they're not in there... Where are they?
A Rockin SN: *raises an eyebrow*
CGNakibe: I think that's more for a good, healthy smashing than not.
T3chn0Namagomi: Let's just break the bar down.
Besyanteo: ....
Besyanteo: *he sighs*
A Rockin SN: Alright, break the bar down
A Rockin SN: *shrug*
Arch mage144: I will give you five minutes. Then Stormy will collapse the building.
Der DWSage: <_<
T3chn0Namagomi: ...
Der DWSage: Make it two...
Besyanteo: Fuck the five minutes. *bnacks away*
T3chn0Namagomi: Make it one.
CGNakibe: One minute sounds fair.
A Rockin SN: *shrugs. Steps inside for just enough to see if anyone's there, then walks back out*
Der DWSage: *Sighs, holds his weapon closely...and he seems to glow for a moment.*
Arch mage144: Now, now. It's obvious that you want him to be inside when the building collapses.
Der DWSage: (Casting his own buffs, Divine Favor and Bull Strength.)
Besyanteo: .. Not enough to-
Besyanteo: ...
CGNakibe: I ain't the one chasing after deadly undead tail.
Besyanteo: Ok, I might, but that's besidethe point.
Arch mage144: That's no way to plan these things. Much too obvious.
Arch mage144: At least wait until he walks away.
Der DWSage: (Eagle Splendor, too.)
A Rockin SN: Hello? I'm right -here-
Lithaladhwen: (Yeah, buffcasting can happen right before we inevitably have to fight some shit. I'll wait until Alistair is done being sentimental and inefficient.)
Arch mage144: Precisely.
Der DWSage: ...Wait.
Besyanteo: (God this is awesome)
A Rockin SN: Just blow the bloody thing down already.
Der DWSage: Is basement?
Arch mage144: *points to the bar* Stormy! Come!
Besyanteo: Yes, in basement.
Der DWSage: *Nods*
Besyanteo: That will collapse, too.
Der DWSage: Give me scroll.
Besyanteo: ...
T3chn0Namagomi: ...unless he turns in--
T3chn0Namagomi: ...
Der DWSage: I'll go in there.
Arch mage144: Where is his coffin?
A Rockin SN: *raises an eyebrow, and gives the scroll to Tolaris*
A Rockin SN: Coffin? More like giant barrel.
CGNakibe: You... sure about this?
Lithaladhwen: Trapdoor behind the bar.
Der DWSage: *Takes, marches in!* Few trust you...but I must save life.
T3chn0Namagomi: Oh for fuck's sake.
Der DWSage: Whenever I can.
Arch mage144: He, then, gets two minutes.
T3chn0Namagomi: *snrk
Besyanteo: ...
T3chn0Namagomi: *
Der DWSage: *March, march, small bit of searching for trap door...and he opens it.*
A Rockin SN: Well, aren't you a kind one.
CGNakibe: Fucking hell, man. We're not even sure if it'll even WORK. >.<
Lithaladhwen: Comes with the job.
Arch mage144: No. *grins, showing some teeth*
Besyanteo: ... so, here's a question.
Der DWSage: *They will see that Tolaris almost gets dragged down into the cellar...but they stop just short of touching him. Hey, holy symbol!*
Besyanteo: Can anyone here make fire?
Der DWSage: (So, here's the moment of truth!)
T3chn0Namagomi: Easy.
CGNakibe: I can do something like that, yeah.
Besyanteo: Ah, good. SAve it for when the building's down.
Der DWSage: (If I roll below 10 on either roll, there's still two undead cohorts.)
Besyanteo: Just in case ande all.
CGNakibe: Was gonna save that crap anyway.
Der DWSage: (Er, that is, there's still a zombie cohort. Not two of them.)
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 2 20-sided dice: 5 2
Arch mage144: Will we get our compensation if we destroy a building in the process?
A Rockin SN: (Haha)
Der DWSage: (...AHAHAHAA!)
Besyanteo: They were never offering any.
Lithaladhwen: These people aren't paying us.
Der DWSage: *Tolaris then backs the fuck out of there, the wonder twins chasing after him!*
A Rockin SN: (I thought they were alive anyway.
T3chn0Namagomi: The dwarf wa--.
Arch mage144: Well.
CGNakibe: These folks ain't our emplo...
Lithaladhwen: And we were told to do whatever we needed as long as we didn't hurt the smith.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...
Arch mage144: I believe we have company.
CGNakibe: Looks like you got your chance wonder boy.
A Rockin SN: Well, that didn't work.
Besyanteo: The dwarf was offering 200 gold about the cattle.
T3chn0Namagomi: Oh yay...
Der DWSage: *They're not actually touching him, but he's making good time*
Arch mage144: *Hell, let them come out here.*
Besyanteo: And by god, I'LL PAY YOU if we just fucking finish this
A Rockin SN: (I thought they were dominated living, Sage?)
Arch mage144: *I am so willing to wait for them to get here*
T3chn0Namagomi: *gets in stance again*
Der DWSage: *And he stops in front of the door, blocking it with his own body!* Bring down building!
Der DWSage: (Yeah, that's what you thought.)
CGNakibe: *Back in his lovely predatory stance, yes*
T3chn0Namagomi: ...
A Rockin SN: (Haha, why else would he try to save them? :P)
Arch mage144: Stormy. That building offends me. *gestures*
CGNakibe: (Elaith: Everyone KNOWS you use black with THAT shade of brown. >.<)
Arch mage144: Please install a skylight.
Der DWSage: *The girls scream as they try to claw at him, but just can't get at that holy symbol...*
T3chn0Namagomi: ...*snrks*
Der DWSage: Grain is useful!
A Rockin SN: Damn him!
Besyanteo: (What were their names?)
A Rockin SN: Elaith, can these bastards see the invisible?
Arch mage144: I'm afraid I'm not quite that powerful.
Besyanteo: (Jethla and...?)
A Rockin SN: *eyes them*
Arch mage144: ...no.
Lithaladhwen: (Elle.)
Der DWSage: (Elladran and Jethla.)
A Rockin SN: Oh, good.
Der DWSage: (Elle for short.)
Besyanteo: *As they claw and fight at Toalris...*
Besyanteo: Jethla, Elle?
Besyanteo: Good to see you again. .... I hope the support beams are painful.
CGNakibe: *yells over to Tolaris* Need help there buddy?
Der DWSage: *They're very quiet, though they say something about killing the damn Paladin*
T3chn0Namagomi: ...Never even seen them before.
Der DWSage: They do not like Defekast!
Besyanteo: (Doesthe giant drop the place already?)
Arch mage144: (The huge skeleton has officially been ordered to demolish the building. I'll let you handle the details. It obviously will take more than one round. =P)
T3chn0Namagomi: I'm not really into the clawing berserk feral type
CGNakibe: No accounting for taste.
Arch mage144: Nor am I.
Arch mage144: Much too high-maintenance.
Der DWSage: *The skeleton demolishes the building, and it does not take long. In fact, it doesn't take long at all-it's rubble in less than 20 seconds.*
Der DWSage: *The Vampires get destroyed in that matter of time.*
Besyanteo: Burn it
T3chn0Namagomi: Right hten.
T3chn0Namagomi: Killing Sign! Calamitous Star!!!
Arch mage144: We need to search the remains for the vampire's resting place to verify its destruction.
CGNakibe: *suddenly Aramis' sword sets on fire... just long enough to set things alight*
CGNakibe: (Fire GOOD)
Arch mage144: He would likely have survived the building's collapse.
Der DWSage: *Nods*
T3chn0Namagomi: *draws his sword, and carves a mark into...preferably something large and away from the party*
Der DWSage: Trapdoor now?
Besyanteo: I'm fairly certain that a huge pyre, being exploded by a basement full of flammables, and being crushed by a building...
A Rockin SN: *grunts*
Besyanteo: will probably get him
A Rockin SN: IM: Damn it...
CGNakibe: If not, we can fix that too.
Der DWSage: ...Still sunlight, too.
T3chn0Namagomi: *...because as he cleaves into it...the slashmark glows bright...before exploding into a sphere of flames*
A Rockin SN: Let's just go...
A Rockin SN: Anyone have a Daylight spell or two?
Der DWSage: (I am noticing that there was amazingly little combat in this venture.)
Besyanteo: Actually, I do.
Der DWSage: (I am pleased.)
T3chn0Namagomi: *twirls his sword around for a second*
A Rockin SN: That's good...
T3chn0Namagomi: (Maneuver recovered)
CGNakibe: *Meditates for a moment and stretches*
Arch mage144: *looks at Alastair like he's suggesting something absurd*
CGNakibe: (Recovering maneuvers as well)
Der DWSage: (Y'know, just for future reference...)
CGNakibe: Um, Elaith?
Arch mage144: Yes?
CGNakibe: How hard would it be to dig up that basement. Just in case?
Der DWSage: (You're always considered to have all your maneuvers at the beginning of a fight. You don't have to recover them if you stop fighting.)
CGNakibe: (We both know, but still.)
Arch mage144: For me, or for him? *thumbs at Stormy*
Der DWSage: (Kay.)
Besyanteo: (also: is it on fire now? Or are we deabting still?)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Right, right. Just doing it for the sake of it)
Der DWSage: *It is on fucking fire. Burn, bitch, burn.*
T3chn0Namagomi: *Let's just say that it catches on fire nicely*
Lithaladhwen: (Zea could make water, but we don't need it.)
CGNakibe: For him, of course.
T3chn0Namagomi: *The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire. We don't need no water, let the motherfucker burn. Burn motherfucker, burn.*
Arch mage144: Stormy, dig through the rubble.
Der DWSage: (Elaith and Zea makes me either an Intelligence roll, or a Knowledge:Arcane roll.)
Der DWSage: (Whichever is higher.)
OnlineHost: Arch mage144 rolled 1 20-sided die: 16
CGNakibe: It ain't over till some bastard gets hisself a nice tan.
Arch mage144: (Know (Arcana) 32.)
OnlineHost: Lithaladhwen rolled 1 20-sided die: 10
T3chn0Namagomi: At least that.
Lithaladhwen: (12. She's a knowledge (religion) whore.)
Der DWSage: *Yeah, they both realize that their vampire companions should be returning to normal when the Vampire Lord is dead. Perhaps they should check on them to verify.*
Lithaladhwen: (I didn't realize being undead was reversible.)
CGNakibe: (No, just being vampire spawn)
T3chn0Namagomi: *cracks his neck*
Besyanteo: *watches it burn*
Lithaladhwen: (I thought they were undead.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Vampire Spawn are...odd, I guess)
Arch mage144: (They kinda are. Vamp kills you, you rise as spawn in its service.)
Besyanteo: (Norbet is undead. The other two were vamps)
Besyanteo: (... Ah, that's what you mean)
Der DWSage: (*Nods*)
Lithaladhwen: (And because you died and rose as vampire spawn, I thought that meant you stayed that way after your sire died.)
Der DWSage: (Unless you're a free-willed Vamp.)
Arch mage144: What did you say the name of the man in the armor was? Norbert?
Der DWSage: (Free-willed ones do. The others come back to life.)
Besyanteo: Yes.
Besyanteo: *looks back* Why?
Arch mage144: So I see.
Arch mage144: Curiosity.
Der DWSage: (Hm. Actually...)
Besyanteo: Ah.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...Meh. Don't really care about his name.
Der DWSage: (Re-reading the entry, it simply says they stay under control until the master is dead.)
Arch mage144: How else am I going to address him?
T3chn0Namagomi: (Weren't the two crushed under the building anyway?)
Der DWSage: (Which...probably means they stay under Elaith's control.)
Arch mage144: (No, I kinda have two of them.)
Der DWSage: (As Spawn. Interesting!)
Besyanteo: (Elatih's)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Oh, forgot)
Arch mage144: (So you said it was daylight outside?)
Besyanteo: (.... HA HA HA HA)
Der DWSage: (Starting to fade, but aye.)
Besyanteo: (Delayed reaction poof?)
T3chn0Namagomi: "You," "bony-ass," "skeleton," doesn't need to be anything major.
Der DWSage: (Actually, no. AM and I discussed this.)
Der DWSage: Bastard is good.
Besyanteo: (KAyo)
Besyanteo: *Has Stormy stiring the fire produced anything?*
CGNakibe: Don't give a crap myself what you call him.
CGNakibe: Dumbass works.
Der DWSage: *The trap door is still there, and still not aflame.*
Besyanteo: ...
Besyanteo: Gods dammit.
Der DWSage: *...They're probably going to have to fucking go inside.*
Besyanteo: The basement made it.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...Well, let's go, I guess.
CGNakibe: Fine with me.
A Rockin SN: Prepare the Daylight spells, then..
A Rockin SN: *chuckles*
Besyanteo: ... before I even consider that
Arch mage144: Well.
Besyanteo: *he looks to Elatihe*
Besyanteo: Would it even matter?
Lithaladhwen: I don't cast that.
Arch mage144: Would what matter? A daylight spell?
Besyanteo: Yes.
Arch mage144: It is insufficient to destroy a vampire.
Besyanteo: Right. Then I won't waste time with it.
Arch mage144: Do you have a wooden stake?
T3chn0Namagomi: Guess it'd be useful enough to give us the ability to see down there.
Arch mage144: Or garlic?
A Rockin SN: *shrug*
A Rockin SN: I've got wooden arrows?
Der DWSage: (Actually...)
Besyanteo: ...
Der DWSage: (Daylight doesn't even damage vampires. >_> )
Arch mage144: *gestures at the pile of timbers left by the building*
Besyanteo: There's broken wood all around us.
Der DWSage: ("Despite its name, this spell is not the equivalent of daylight for the purposes of creatures that are damaged or destroyed by bright light.")
A Rockin SN: Of course, but I'm better with arrows.
Arch mage144: (Yes, that's correct. I know that.)
Besyanteo: *picks up a bit*
A Rockin SN: *sagenod*
Besyanteo: Anyone got a hammer?
Arch mage144: (I imagine they don't like it, though. "OW BRIGHT" but not actually damaging.)
Der DWSage: ...Grandpa and I can kill him.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...Meh. I'm going too.
Lithaladhwen: I can just fill his basement with wraiths.
Der DWSage: *Looks grim as he holds up that Scythe!*
A Rockin SN: Alright, alright...
Lithaladhwen: Maybe he'll come out then.
Besyanteo: (XD)
CGNakibe: *shrugs*
Der DWSage: (Zea amuses the fuck out of me.)
Der DWSage: (She really does.)
Besyanteo: ... *facepalm*
Besyanteo: OK. Ok. Stop.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...he's already undead.
T3chn0Namagomi: What're the wraths going to do?
Besyanteo: Because I'm an idiot,the building is on fire. We should not ALL go in.
Lithaladhwen: Drain the strength from his body.
T3chn0Namagomi: *wraiths
Lithaladhwen: (Do they deal CON? Eh. Scratch. Shadows.)
Arch mage144: Shadows, however, would work nicely.
Lithaladhwen: (She can make more of those anyway.)
CGNakibe: Draw 'im out, then?
Lithaladhwen: I can make a lot of those.
Der DWSage: (Con indeed.)
Besyanteo: ... and sure. Shadow the living fuck out of him.
Lithaladhwen: Haku, we don't have to go in at all.
CGNakibe: You got a plan, crazy lady?
Besyanteo: (tihs is why I've been a proponant of vent RPing for a while. XD)
T3chn0Namagomi: Fill the place with untouchable shit.
Lithaladhwen: *Zea makes two shadows and sends them down with the vampire. Sage can roll things for them.*
Arch mage144: ("The building is on fire" is kind of a misnomer, it's more like a half-assed pile of occasionally smoldering wood)
Besyanteo: (Heh)
Arch mage144: (I would be interested in vent RPing, especially this character)
Lithaladhwen: (The next round, she can make two more. Lather, rinse, repeat.)
Arch mage144: (You're missing a lot without his voice)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Vent RPing?)
CGNakibe: (I could attempt it.)
Besyanteo: (Ventrillo)
Besyanteo: (Voice program)
Lithaladhwen: (*pokes Sage* You there?)
Besyanteo: (er, voice chat*)
CGNakibe: (Obviously I can't do Aramis WELL, but eh. >:P)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Sadly, no way here)
Besyanteo: (YArr.)
Der DWSage: (Yes, yes, just making sure I have some things right.)
Der DWSage: *The Shadows go down there...but there's really no sounds of combat.*
Lithaladhwen: (There wouldn't be.)
Der DWSage: *There's also no sounds of a pained Vampire.*
Besyanteo: ... Can you tellwhat they're doing when the go out of sight?
A Rockin SN: (Cross-gender RPing would be awkward in Vent :p)
Der DWSage: *This is a good question. Can she?*
Lithaladhwen: *No. There's one way to find out, though.*
Lithaladhwen: *She makes two more shadows, and addresses one.* If the other three aren't hurting the vampire, come back to me.
Lithaladhwen: *Then two shadows are sent off, with one to return as recon if the others aren't making with the STR drain.*
Lithaladhwen: (She can do this four more times if she needs to.)
A Rockin SN: Tolaris...
Besyanteo: (Ha)
Der DWSage: Sss...No Vampire there. Only fog...
Besyanteo: ...
A Rockin SN: .... Fog? Maybe he's in Mist Form?
CGNakibe: .... That's no good.
CGNakibe: Someone get on that misty bastard quick.
Lithaladhwen: *She calls all the shadows outside becaue they're hers to command!*
T3chn0Namagomi: ...so, he's waiting for us, huh?
Der DWSage: Seems it...
Besyanteo: *looks to Elaithe* Suggestions?
T3chn0Namagomi: Oi, the daylight?
Der DWSage: I'm Paladin. I can go first...and...
Lithaladhwen: (If he's a mist, he's still corporeal. I don't think that makes him immune to incorporeal attacks.)
CGNakibe: If he wants to be smoked out, then we'd better use actual smoke.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...fine, you go in first, then.
T3chn0Namagomi: *to Tolaris*
Der DWSage: (Hm. Lemme double-check that.)
Besyanteo: (also: I feel like Elaithe could probably have solo'd this mission if he'd wanted to.)
Lithaladhwen: (There's a reason Zea brought him. To counterfuck the GM. =D )
CGNakibe: (This DOES seem right up his alley)
T3chn0Namagomi: Hey, you. *to Haku* Two of those Daylight things if you wouldn't mind?
Besyanteo: (Heh)
Der DWSage: (Actually, wait.)
Besyanteo: ... I have one, and I'm not sure it's going to do anything.
Der DWSage: (The touch of a shadow deals 1d6 points of Strength damage to a living foe.)
Arch mage144: (Ahhhh.)
CGNakibe: (Aramis and Abraxis: HEY! What are we? Chopped liver and egg?)
T3chn0Namagomi: ...it's to see down there.
Arch mage144: (Well, then. That strategy isn't going to work.)
Der DWSage: (So, nevermind. Retcon the whole damn thing.)
Der DWSage: *Yeah, those shadows you send down?*
CGNakibe: (TIME PARADOX)
Besyanteo: ... I can do THAT much moe easily.
Der DWSage: *You hear a little noise. SLASH SLASH.*
Lithaladhwen: (FISSION MAILED)
Der DWSage: *...No more Shadow.*
Arch mage144: We'll have to go down ourselves.
Besyanteo: *touches the person's sword*
Lithaladhwen: (This means she only sent two, then.)
Lithaladhwen: (For what that's worth.)
Der DWSage: (Indeed.)
Besyanteo: *It glowsl iek a torch*
Besyanteo: (like*)
A Rockin SN: *makes sure to send Fernie to safety*
Besyanteo: (0 level spell light)
T3chn0Namagomi: Right then. Thanks. *nods*
Der DWSage: *Sighs, begins walking over to the trapdoor again*
Arch mage144: Bring a set of stakes. The vampire may try to escape in gaseous form, so we'll have to act quickly.
CGNakibe: Onwards, to aggravation.
Besyanteo: *has one, anyway. Puts his bow away to grab another*
T3chn0Namagomi: *follows* Well then...
T3chn0Namagomi: *and light starts to bend once again*
Lithaladhwen: *casts her second sheltered vitality on herself*
CGNakibe: (A moment)
Lithaladhwen: *grabs some broken wood and shit just so that someone else is carrying some*
A Rockin SN: *casts Mage Armor!*
Besyanteo: (... So wait)
Besyanteo: (Now Doug's character is invisible, and carrying a sword that glowsl ike a torch)
Lithaladhwen: *Readies a Death Ward to be cast when the trapdoor is open*
CGNakibe: (This makes very little sense, yes)
A Rockin SN: ((It's a VAMPIRE))
T3chn0Namagomi: (Not invisible)
Besyanteo: (It's also funny)
Der DWSage: (Hah ha ha.)
A Rockin SN: (Invisible is pointless)
Arch mage144: Stormy! Stay here and kill anyone who comes out that isn't one of us.
T3chn0Namagomi: (Blurred)
Besyanteo: *also, he follows*
Besyanteo: *This should be interesting*
Der DWSage: *And as they crawl in, they see...well...a vampire. In full plate. With a sword.*
Besyanteo: *... and mindboggling*
Arch mage144: Norbert, stay with him.
Der DWSage: *He also looks pissed.*
Lithaladhwen: *Death Ward is cast*
Arch mage144: *Well that vampire sure as hell isn't exactly in some deep lair*
Arch mage144: *What, is he in a crawlspace right under the bar?*
Lithaladhwen: (So now she's immune to negative energy and ability anything.)
Der DWSage: (Living in a barrel that is below the bar, in the space where they make the booze.)
Besyanteo: (Also!)
A Rockin SN: IM: I never got to see how they make beer. ._.
Der DWSage: Godsdammit, first some Paladin destroys my home, then some damn little man tries to take me out of my coffin...
Lithaladhwen: IM: Man. This vampire is a loser.
Besyanteo: (Grease, under the vampire)
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: ...the vampire lives HERE?
Arch mage144: (XD)
Der DWSage: ...Which is pathetic, and...
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 20-sided die: 7
A Rockin SN: *prepares an arrow!*
Besyanteo: (I forget the Ref save DC)
Der DWSage: *Hops out of the grease, easily, and lands much closer to Tolaris!*
A Rockin SN: (Roll initiative?)
T3chn0Namagomi: Tolaris, out of the way!
Der DWSage: (Sure thing!)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Yeah, initiative)
OnlineHost: T3chn0Namagomi rolled 1 20-sided die: 1
OnlineHost: A Rockin SN rolled 1 20-sided die: 19
OnlineHost: CGNakibe rolled 1 20-sided die: 8
Der DWSage: (...AHAHAHA.)
Besyanteo: (*hug*)
A Rockin SN: (24)
OnlineHost: Besyanteo rolled 1 20-sided die: 4
T3chn0Namagomi: (...I DEMAND SOMEONE NEW TO ROLL FOR ME)
OnlineHost: Lithaladhwen rolled 1 20-sided die: 15
CGNakibe: (*hugs Doug as well*)
Besyanteo: (7)
Der DWSage: (For vampire...)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Oh, and 7)
Lithaladhwen: (16)
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 20-sided die: 6
CGNakibe: (17, by the way)
Der DWSage: (For Tol!)
Arch mage144: (Is the vampire outside now?)
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 20-sided die: 3
T3chn0Namagomi: (20 DEX)
CGNakibe: (Sorry, 19)
Der DWSage: (And no. You're all in the crawl space.)
Besyanteo: (Tolaris went down first.)
Arch mage144: (...how big is the crawlspace?)
T3chn0Namagomi: (What's Haku's DEX?)
A Rockin SN: (20 DEX is +5 Doug)
Besyanteo: (It's a sbement. ... Bleh.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Swordsage ability)
A Rockin SN: (Ah)
Der DWSage: (It's more of a basement than a crawlspace. 10 feet high, about 30 feet wide.)
Besyanteo: (basement*)
Arch mage144: (Oh. OK.)
Lithaladhwen: (It's a wine cellar.)
Arch mage144: (I brought the vampire spawn. Roll them into initiative.)
Lithaladhwen: (Because it's that place in the cellar where a bartender keeps wine.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (WATCH OUT FOR THE POISONOUS VENEZUELAN SPIDER!)
OnlineHost: Arch mage144 rolled 1 20-sided die: 5
Arch mage144: (And my init is 7)
T3chn0Namagomi: (...three sevens.)
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 20-sided die: 4
Besyanteo has left the room.
Der DWSage: (I see...)
A Rockin SN: (One more 7, and we deal 7777 through all armor but can't control our charactersr!)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Well, uh, tied init is determined by DEX)
Der DWSage: (Indeed.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (So...compare DEX scores?)
Der DWSage: (Alternatively, I just assign them at random.)
Besyanteo has entered the room.
Besyanteo: (keybaord fell)
Der DWSage: (Ah-ha.)
Besyanteo: (it landed on esc or something)
Besyanteo: (I wish that was the first time tonight.)
Der DWSage: (Nama, Jason, AM. That is the order.)
Lithaladhwen: (So what's the overall order?)
Der DWSage: (And Dan is up first! Time for some revenge.)
CGNakibe: (*hugs Bes too*)
Der DWSage: (Dan, Shaun, Ashley, Vampire, Spawn, Nama, Jason, AM)
Der DWSage: (Oh, And Tolaris at the end with his mighty 4.)
A Rockin SN: (eep)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Right, I guess I'll be checking my laundry to see if things are unfucked yet today)
T3chn0Namagomi: (It'll be a while before my turn, I can tell.)
A Rockin SN: *chants a bit, as he tries something crazy- He immediately aims for his heart- With one of the Scorching Ray arrows... He chants as he prepares his shot...*
A Rockin SN: (True Strike, taking penalties)
OnlineHost: A Rockin SN rolled 1 20-sided die: 3
A Rockin SN: (... Crap! :D)
Der DWSage: (Gimme the total.)
Besyanteo: (3-4+?)
Der DWSage: *It seems that Al's kung-fu is weak. The arrow not only misses the heart-it misses the Vampire.*
Der DWSage: (Shaun!)
A Rockin SN: IM: Damn!
CGNakibe: *Aramis rushes forwards, recklessly driving towards the vampire.* *FWOOSH! Drawing his sword almost faster than the eye can see he tries to do his best to sever the Vampire from this life...*
OnlineHost: CGNakibe rolled 1 20-sided die: 20
Besyanteo: (ANother 20!)
Arch mage144: (Nice roll. Too bad you can't crit a vampire.)
CGNakibe: (Can't crit against undead, so I hate you. >:{ )
Der DWSage: (Indeed.)
CGNakibe: (But it DOES hit)
Besyanteo: (:-( )
OnlineHost: CGNakibe rolled 4 6-sided dice: 6 6 4 6
T3chn0Namagomi: (Blarg. I'm going to have to fucking wring out each and every article of clothing by hand)
Besyanteo: (Nice damage roll)
CGNakibe: (First die and his STR bonus double, as does the additional +damage from Searing Blade Strike...)
Der DWSage: (Very, very nice. And it could've been a crit, as well.)
Der DWSage: (Normally, a person would be fucked.)
CGNakibe: (Total is 42)
Lithaladhwen: (DR.)
Lithaladhwen: (That factor in?)
Der DWSage: (I'm asking now.)
Besyanteo: (isn't it magic damage form teh searing thingy?)
CGNakibe: (Fire only)
T3chn0Namagomi: (The energy damage doesn't get DRed)
Besyanteo: (yarr)
Arch mage144: (The damage from the weapon is going to get reduced, though, because I doubt it's silver.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (It's not.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (I don't think so)
Der DWSage: YAIGH!
Der DWSage: *Totally fucking pained. Ow.*
Der DWSage: >_O YOU will die FIRST!
Besyanteo: (Also: I want to see a jewish vampire.)
Der DWSage: (Aaand Ashley!)
Besyanteo: (Just one. It would be awesome.)
Der DWSage: (Would he have DR/Gold?)
Besyanteo: (Or else a Jewish Werewolf.)
Besyanteo: (I have no idea.)
CGNakibe: (Vampire with expensive taste?)
Der DWSage: (And have to fight a black werewolf with gold chains?)
CGNakibe: (GM question: Do I still get my Blood in the Water bonus?)
Besyanteo: (Now I have no idea where this has gone)
Der DWSage: (I'll allow it.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Mr. T)
Lithaladhwen: *Zea attempts to cast a spell!*
CGNakibe: (+1 untyped for next 10 rounds; Adds +1 and duration resets if another crit occurs)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Werewolf Mr. T)
Besyanteo: (... Fuck. I thought so.)
Lithaladhwen: *Does he have SR?*
Der DWSage: (I was waiting. I really was.)
Der DWSage: *He does not. Fire away!*
Lithaladhwen: (How far is she from the vampire?)
Der DWSage: (We'll say 15 feet.)
Lithaladhwen: *Then she has to cast Bestow Curse and then move forward to make a touch attack. If it hits, he needs to make a DC 19 will save.*
OnlineHost: Lithaladhwen rolled 1 20-sided die: 7
Lithaladhwen: (Touch attack of 16.)
Der DWSage: *He fucking dodges.*
Arch mage144: (You don't lose the spell even if you miss.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Yeah.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (You can try again)
Der DWSage: *Wait, no he doesn't*
Der DWSage: *He's hit! He has to make that save!*
T3chn0Namagomi: (Hahaha touch)
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 20-sided die: 20
T3chn0Namagomi: (...yeah, that save is made)
CGNakibe: (....ow)
Der DWSage: *...He not only makes it, he smirks as he makes it*
Lithaladhwen: (Hot damn.)
Der DWSage: That all you got, little girl?
CGNakibe: (Don't worry folks.)
CGNakibe: (We can always make more. e.e)
Lithaladhwen: At least I have an apartment.
Der DWSage: *SNARL*
Der DWSage: (Oh, hey, look whose turn it is! Vampire time!)
CGNakibe: (Zea: Yep, I actually have LIVING SPACE)
CGNakibe: (Zea: You'd like that, wouldn't you? RENT CONTROLLED, BITCH)
Arch mage144: (PHENOMENAL VAMPIRIC POWER)
Lithaladhwen: (Now that would be a mean thing to say.)
Arch mage144: (itty bitty living space)
Besyanteo: (XD)
Lithaladhwen: (YAY)
A Rockin SN: (XD)
Der DWSage: (AM has just won the internet.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (You know what we must do, right?)
Der DWSage: (Good show, sir.)
Besyanteo: (and my heart~)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Since he is a vampire, we must shove his head up his own ass to defeat him!)
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 2 20-sided dice: 15 7
CGNakibe: (Too late, Doug)
T3chn0Namagomi: (It is the one thing he is not immune to!)
Der DWSage: *Yeah, maybe Zea shouldn't have said that. Because he's making with the slashy slashy.*
Lithaladhwen: (I wanted to see him bite her.)
Lithaladhwen: (That's sad.)
Besyanteo: ("What disturbs me is he's still laughing...")
Lithaladhwen: (What's he armed with?)
CGNakibe: (Aramis: What? I'm right here, you know. >.>)
CGNakibe: (He's armed with ARMS)
Arch mage144: (ARMs?)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Ah, but not ARMs)
Der DWSage: (Longsword. And...he hit with both attacks. He can bite.)
Lithaladhwen: (He can bite her. He just didn't because he's a pussy.)
Der DWSage: (Grapple check, please.)
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 20-sided die: 16
OnlineHost: Lithaladhwen rolled 1 20-sided die: 15
Lithaladhwen: (24. I bet he wins.)
Der DWSage: (He does, but only by one.)
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 2 8-sided dice: 6 3
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 4-sided die: 4
Lithaladhwen: (Keep in mind that he can't deal ability damage, ability drain, or negative energy damage on her right now.)
Der DWSage: *Zea takes 23 damage, and she is suddenly bitten-normally this would drain her like hell, but it seems to do nothing.*
Der DWSage: *Still, he's got her pinned-and is using her for cover!*
T3chn0Namagomi: (Thought it required another round to pin)
Arch mage144: (She's grappled. Either way.)
A Rockin SN: (Hawt)
Lithaladhwen: *angry little vowel sounds*
Der DWSage: (Grappled. Pinned. She's being held in front of him.)
Der DWSage: Pity you'll need much more...
Lithaladhwen: Can't drink my blood, hon? Never seen a vampire take so long to get it up before.
Lithaladhwen: I've had better.
Der DWSage: (AM's spawn is now.)
Besyanteo: (I deabte greasing another section of floor. 2/3s of the room would be covered! XD)
Lithaladhwen: (Let the impotence jokes begin.)
CGNakibe: (AhahahaA)
T3chn0Namagomi: Pity you relegated your sorry ass to the basement of a bar in some middle-of-nowhere hick town and the worst you really got out of it was some dwarf complaining about out-of-zone farm animals
Der DWSage: *In an odd show, the spawn takes a stake and commits honorable seppuku.*
Der DWSage: ...That's it. ALL of you will die.
Der DWSage: (Nama!)
CGNakibe: We can't help it that ya live in a basement.
Besyanteo: (... IT... what?)
Arch mage144: Your puppets are my puppets, trash vampire!
Lithaladhwen: (*has an Alucardgasm*)
Besyanteo: (okay then)
Besyanteo: (also: )
T3chn0Namagomi: Oh, really. *possible to move around to get a better shot at him?*
Der DWSage: How cute. A Necromancer playing god.
Besyanteo: (If he tried, 500 gold says that Brian can rebuke ihm)
Lithaladhwen: (EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE)
Lithaladhwen: (Do it. For the fangirls in the audience.)
Der DWSage: *Why yes. Yes it is. However, he'll still have 50% cover-you can't quite move all the way around behind him, especially with that grease.)
Der DWSage: **
Lithaladhwen: (God. If I ever met Elaith I'd have to restrain myself from throwing panties like a bimbo at a rock concert.)
Besyanteo: (You can, it's jsut ahrd. It's also only 1/3 of the room right now)
Der DWSage: (Yeah, but it's also the part that was, y'know. Behind him.)
Besyanteo: *Whee)
Der DWSage: (Since he jumped forward out of it.)
T3chn0Namagomi: One of you, and a hell of a lot more of us. What do you think the odds will ultimately be? *shifts his stance, and green fire flares up underneath his feet, while three blazing red feathers form in between his fingers...*
Lithaladhwen: Kill him. He has more to fear from death than I do.
Lithaladhwen: Destroy him.
Der DWSage: ...Fucking heroes.
Lithaladhwen: (Fucking clerics. She's in touch with the man.)
T3chn0Namagomi: Well then...Divine Manifest! Phoenix Feather! *and so, Abraxis throws all three flaming "feather-darts"*
T3chn0Namagomi: (Note: as Caster level has been increased from stance, Scorching Ray produces three, not two "rays")
Besyanteo: (roll a 20!)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Should I roll all three?)
Der DWSage: (Yes.)
OnlineHost: T3chn0Namagomi rolled 3 20-sided dice: 2 14 3
Der DWSage: (Wow. The dice gods really do hate you.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Ranged touch attacks of 16, 28, 17)
Der DWSage: (They all hit though.)
OnlineHost: T3chn0Namagomi rolled 12 6-sided dice: 6 1 5 5 5 1 4 5 2 2 2 2
T3chn0Namagomi: (All fire damage)
A Rockin SN: (I'm sorry Doug)
Der DWSage: (40 damage total.)
A Rockin SN: (Were you complaining about 9d6 damage?)
Der DWSage: AAAAAAAGH!
Besyanteo: (Sage didn't say who they hit.)
Arch mage144: (Nooooot time to have that discussion)
Besyanteo: (Only that they did.)
Besyanteo: (also, what he said)
Lithaladhwen: (What Bes said.)
CGNakibe: (Can we do less OOC and more KILL THE VAMPIRE?)
Der DWSage: (This is true. Doug rolls 3d2. A 1 hits Zea-a 2 hits Vampire.)
OnlineHost: T3chn0Namagomi rolled 3 2-sided dice: 1 1 2
T3chn0Namagomi: (...)
Lithaladhwen: (*laughs*)
A Rockin SN: (:[ )
A Rockin SN: (you realize)
Lithaladhwen: (I am AMUSED.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (I KILL THE FUCKING DICE WITH A COLONY DROP)
A Rockin SN: (That the LAMEST one of the three hit them.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (SIEG ZEON SIEG ZEON SIEG ZEON)
A Rockin SN: (The worst one of the three hit the vampire)
Besyanteo: (DAN.)
Der DWSage: (Zea takes...32 damage.)
Der DWSage: (The Vampire takes 8.)
Besyanteo: (ENOUGH.)
Besyanteo: (DOUG)
Besyanteo: (... Honestly, I don't feel it as keenly here,)
Lithaladhwen: *grits her teeth against the pain but doesn't make a sound* >_<
Besyanteo: (But enough)
Der DWSage: FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING HEROES, NOT EVEN PROPER ONES!
Der DWSage: WHY CAN'T I GET A PROPER HERO? I DESERVE THAT MUCH!
Der DWSage: (Jason!)
Lithaladhwen: (Yeah, now Zea's starting to look a little worse for wear. Like, 1/3 HP bad.)
CGNakibe: Says the fucking guy who lives in his mom's basement.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...what, you expected some braindead knight waving a banner and riding a horse?
CGNakibe: Yeah, sure.
CGNakibe: Whatever.
CGNakibe: You don't even rate second-string heroes, but you got US.
CGNakibe: Be greatful.
Arch mage144: Who are you calling a "hero?" *eyebrow quirk*
A Rockin SN: *idly* Actually, we're mercenaries.
Besyanteo: *he walks up, and in spite of danger... seeing as being this close provokes an AoO if the vampire lets Zeas go,*
Der DWSage: (Vampire:*Has a secret stash of Buffy action figures. Is a closet fanboy!*)
Besyanteo: *he'll touch Zea to hit her with a Cure Serious Wounds*
Lithaladhwen: (LOL)
T3chn0Namagomi: Or are you trying to compensate for something -else- with this horribly pathetic stunt?
Der DWSage: *Fortunately, the Vampire is still using her for cover!*
OnlineHost: Besyanteo rolled 3 8-sided dice: 4 8 5
Besyanteo: (22 HP added)
Der DWSage: (AM now!)
T3chn0Namagomi: Seriously, were I you and out for fame? I'd bother with an actual city.
Lithaladhwen: (Yay for Haku. See, this is why she likes him.)
Besyanteo: (HAku: PErsonal safetY? What's that?)
Arch mage144: You say I'm playing god, vampire? I know my place in the universe...and so should you.
Der DWSage: (Zea:Hakuuuu, I broke a naaaail...make it better? Haku:I'm getting the feeling I'm being used here...)
Arch mage144: And that place...is beneath my heel. *he raises his rod. Oh man, it's a rebuke attempt!*
OnlineHost: Arch mage144 rolled 1 20-sided die: 6
CGNakibe: (How did I KNOW that was coming?)
Arch mage144: (OK, I can rebuke an undead with 14 HD)
T3chn0Namagomi: Of course, you seem to want to think you're so big and bad. ...moron.
OnlineHost: Arch mage144 rolled 2 6-sided dice: 6 2
Der DWSage: (Unfortunately, that's not enough.)
CGNakibe: Someone hand me a stake!
Arch mage144: (Aww. Sadness.)
Besyanteo: *hands him a stake*
Arch mage144: (Wow, this is going to be a tough fight if he has more than 14 HD)
Der DWSage: (So. Farmboy is up!)
Besyanteo: *Has two!*
T3chn0Namagomi: ...someone just pull her away?
Besyanteo: (HAku: I want to, but my feet seem stuck tothe floor and my arms in place!)
T3chn0Namagomi: ...so I can hit the bastard without his stupid little grandstanding hostage act?
CGNakibe: *woo! Scimitar-and-stake?*
Der DWSage: *Pulls up his Scythe...*
Besyanteo: (HAku: I must wait 2 minutes until people before me do things!)
Lithaladhwen: He can't... attack you if he's busy with me. Just... destroy him.
Lithaladhwen: (I love playing fanatics.)
Besyanteo: (4th wall: Ow! Fuck you, man!)
Lithaladhwen: (They think funny things.)
Arch mage144: (Damnable turn resistance D: )
CGNakibe: (Indeed)
Der DWSage: *And fucking charges. At an odd angle, though...*
Der DWSage: (Tolaris, poor, lovable fool, is taking the penalty to not hit Zea. So...)
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 20-sided die: 15
Arch mage144: Put a stake in him, you fool!
T3chn0Namagomi: (...These dice are so very fired)
Der DWSage: (...Wow, that actually connects. Especially since that's a charging smite.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (In fact, they're so fired, I'm suing them right after I fire them)
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 2 4-sided dice: 3 4
CGNakibe: (Gross misconduct?)
Der DWSage: *It seems that Farmboy is really, really good at fighting evil people. He hits hard!*
Besyanteo: (Negligence and Defamation of Character? =D)
Besyanteo: (lol pun)
Der DWSage: *And the Vampire just kinda...screams in pain.*
Der DWSage: (Dan again!)
CGNakibe: (I ws trying NOT to say that one.)
A Rockin SN: (How far is the furthest ally from Alistair?)
Besyanteo: (Vampire: ... LINE! ... Ah yes. *ahem*. ... "Ow.")
Der DWSage: (15 feet.)
A Rockin SN: You know, this is getting rather boring and long-winded... Let's speed this up a little...
Der DWSage: (And that'd be either Zea, Tolaris, or Nama's character.)
A Rockin SN: *chants, and waves his hands around to his allies* Haste!
A Rockin SN: (Since he's CL9, should be able to Haste everyone.)
Der DWSage: (...Yes, yes he can.)
A Rockin SN: (There we go.)
Der DWSage: (I never knew that Haste was an area effect. o_o)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Attempted sabotage, repeated harassment, conspiracy, slander, libel)
Besyanteo: (Dice: *speaks in a 5 year old girl's voice Your mother!)
Arch mage144: (It's multitarget, yes.)
Lithaladhwen: (Um. Yeah. It affects your party. That's why it's awesome.)
Der DWSage: (Anyhow. Shaun!)
Der DWSage: (Hush. So sue me if I never memorized the spell lists to the point where I know duration and area effect.)
CGNakibe: *grins at the Vampire* Hello!
Der DWSage: Dammit, can't I get any slack?
CGNakibe: *suddenly goes into a flurry of stabbings with scimitar AND Stake*
T3chn0Namagomi: No.
T3chn0Namagomi: You can't.
Arch mage144: (Stake! Staaaaaake!)
CGNakibe: (Activating Dancing Mongoose + Wolf Fang Strike, Sage)
T3chn0Namagomi: Because that would require you to not live in this rather insulting place.
Der DWSage: (Stabby stabby stabby stabby STAKE! A STAAAAKE!)
OnlineHost: CGNakibe rolled 4 20-sided dice: 5 4 12 15
Lithaladhwen: You can't even drink my blood, and you're asking for slack? That's pathetic.
Lithaladhwen: I'm just a little girl.
Lithaladhwen: Gods.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...you can't even drink her blood.
Der DWSage: (This probably does enough damage to kill him. Totals?)
T3chn0Namagomi: That is embarassing.
Der DWSage: I got the blood. I just didn't get her life.
Der DWSage: I know there's magic here!
T3chn0Namagomi: ...you really fail at being a vampire.
CGNakibe: (13, 12, 18, 21)
Arch mage144: Rather pointless, then, isn't it?
T3chn0Namagomi: You know that, right?
Der DWSage: (Those are all to hit?)
CGNakibe: (Yep! :D!)
Lithaladhwen: Shhh! That's rude. I'm sure it happens to lots of vampires.
T3chn0Namagomi: (Normal attacks, at that)
CGNakibe: (*hugs maneuvers*)
Lithaladhwen: You want to wait a few minutes and try again?
T3chn0Namagomi: ...probably old age.
Der DWSage: *...Yeah, it seems that even while standing still...this vampire is really, really good at not getting hit.*
Der DWSage: *Not one of them connect.*
T3chn0Namagomi: ...you're trying to punch through his armor with a stake...
A Rockin SN: *growls at the vampire*
Lithaladhwen: (Moar impotence jokes GO)
Besyanteo: (Vampire: *leans around like GUmby*)
Der DWSage: (Ashley!)
A Rockin SN: You killed them just because you realzied you were going to lose!
T3chn0Namagomi: I think they might make some medicine for that.
Lithaladhwen: *Zea attempts to get away from Mister FangyMcImpotentpants*
CGNakibe: Oh, a fast one, eh? *sheathes sword*
Der DWSage: SHUT THE FUCK UP! ALL OF YOU!
CGNakibe: Don't worry.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...But this is the only way we can enjoy this.
OnlineHost: Lithaladhwen rolled 1 20-sided die: 7
CGNakibe: I'll give ya a good stab eventually. ^^
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 20-sided die: 13
Lithaladhwen: (Oh, wait. She gets more than one.)
Besyanteo: (... I have a nasty idea, if she fails)
Der DWSage: *Y'know, if the Vampire were really interested in having a hostage still, he'd hold on tighter.*
Lithaladhwen: (16)
Besyanteo: (ANd he seems stupid enough for it to work)
Der DWSage: *But instead he lets go. It looks like...he's starting to rage.*
CGNakibe: (That vampire should be fucking glad he isn't alive)
Besyanteo: (Ah. Nevermind then)
CGNakibe: (Or else I'd be slamming him with Sneak Attack BS)
Lithaladhwen: *Staggers away from that vampire*
Lithaladhwen: IM: Silly ass.
CGNakibe: Aww, poor baby.
A Rockin SN: (Barbarian Vampire!)
Lithaladhwen: IM: Kept him away from the others at least. Better he chews on me than anyone else.
Besyanteo: (Whose turn?)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Vampire's, still)
CGNakibe: C'mon. You wanna get pissed?
Der DWSage: (Vampires, actually.)
Besyanteo: (Whee)
T3chn0Namagomi: (You can release your grappled target as a free action)
Der DWSage: (Indeed.)
Lithaladhwen: (She took her move action to get the hell away from him.)
Besyanteo: (*nod*)
Der DWSage: *He fucking glares at Alistair*
Lithaladhwen: (So he can rage on someone else or something.)
CGNakibe: (*didn't take his move action*)
Lithaladhwen: (Come on, bro. Stop hatin'.)
A Rockin SN: *takes a step back, eyes wide* IM: Oh crap.
Besyanteo: *whistles*
Der DWSage: Er, wrong person. Shaun's character*
A Rockin SN: (Ah well. :D)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Aramis)
CGNakibe: C'mon, baby.
Besyanteo: Hey, rotty pants!
CGNakibe: Plant it right here!
Der DWSage: (Aramis, right.)
Der DWSage: *CHARGING SLASHING SLAM*
Besyanteo: Can you only get off on defenseless women or what?
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 2 20-sided dice: 8 17
Besyanteo: (bah, I type too slow)
CGNakibe: (Vampire is his Dodge-target)
Lithaladhwen: No, he can't even do that. *snort*
Besyanteo: (Totally wanted to draw his attention)
CGNakibe: (AC am 27)
Der DWSage: (Kay then. *Checks*)
Der DWSage: (Yeah, both hit. And Slam...)
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 20-sided die: 12
Der DWSage: (Also hits!)
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 2 8-sided dice: 5 5
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 6-sided die: 4
Der DWSage: *SLASH SLASH DRAIN*
CGNakibe: *ERK*
Der DWSage: *Aramis is the victim of 36 damage, and 2 negative levels!*
Der DWSage: *...And the Vampire's back is to everyone else. Time for some shot-whoring!*
Der DWSage: (Nama!)
Der DWSage: (Try not to trip over another brick, eh?)
T3chn0Namagomi: Hmph...I may not be able to get as pissy as you, or suck blood, or do whatever vampires do. But you know what? I'm confident that I'm one hundred percent better from the neck up than you are.
CGNakibe: *chuckles even now* She was right. You ARE a wuss.
Der DWSage: YOU WILL DIE.
T3chn0Namagomi: *spreads his hand...not three, but six blazing feathers appear...*
Der DWSage: @_e
T3chn0Namagomi: Now, let's do it twice over!
T3chn0Namagomi: Divine Manifest! Phoenix Feather!
T3chn0Namagomi: (Swift Cast Scorching Ray->Scorching Ray)
T3chn0Namagomi: *throws all six...as if he were throwing darts at the vampire*
Der DWSage: (Kay. This will very likely drop him.)
Arch mage144: (That is a lot of scorching rays)
OnlineHost: T3chn0Namagomi rolled 6 20-sided dice: 1 5 3 8 1 16
T3chn0Namagomi: (...)
Besyanteo: (XD)
Der DWSage: (Wrong type, man. :{ )
Der DWSage: (Though those rolls...)
A Rockin SN: (Touch attacks dude)
Besyanteo: (No, those are 20s)
Der DWSage: (Oh, yes.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Ranged touch)
Der DWSage: (Ah...hm.)
Der DWSage: (Roll 2d6 first.)
OnlineHost: T3chn0Namagomi rolled 2 6-sided dice: 2 4
Besyanteo: ((anyway, armor is irrelevant)
Besyanteo: (Yay!)
Der DWSage: *It seems that when you're trying to get so many shots off...some of them go awry.*
T3chn0Namagomi: (...do you enjoy randomly punishing people for rolling 1s?)
Der DWSage: (Yes, I do.)
Der DWSage: (Thanks for asking!)
A Rockin SN: (:[ )
T3chn0Namagomi: (Stop that. It wasn't even announced beforehand as a house rule)
A Rockin SN: (Um)
Lithaladhwen: (Would it change anything?)
A Rockin SN: (Critical Fumbles are up to the GM)
Besyanteo: (... Ok. Serious. For God's sake. Dan, Doug, and Trevor, fucking stop)
Der DWSage: (I could GM smite you and say you hit yourself, and force you to make a Concentration check.)
Besyanteo: (STop abdgering oen another,)
Besyanteo: (stop being smarmy,)
Der DWSage: (However, I'll be merciful this time.)
Besyanteo: (stop whining...)
Besyanteo: (etc)
Der DWSage: *Two of them hit barrels. Full of booze.*
Besyanteo: (I swear I will kil lyou alll)
Lithaladhwen: (AHAHAHA If he goes gaseous Zea can hit him with an incorporeal nova.)
Besyanteo: (Especiaslly you, Trev. For fuck';s sake, it is LEAST your job to harass players)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Fine, fine. This should teach me not to RP on a bad day)
Der DWSage: *The rest hit the Vampire. This would normally just drop him...but the barrels explode quite handily, filling him with little pieces of wood.*
T3chn0Namagomi: (Roll damage?)
Der DWSage: (No, it definitely drops him.)
Der DWSage: (He has, like, 10 HP left.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (...oh.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (...can I roll damage anyway?)
Der DWSage: (Everyone else takes 1d6 shrapnel damage, but I doubt that matters. And sure-go ahead.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (I want at least the gratification of an overkill)
Besyanteo: (Just do it if it makes you happy)
OnlineHost: T3chn0Namagomi rolled 15 6-sided dice: 1 2 6 6 4 3 4 5 3 5 6 5 6 5 5
Besyanteo: *also!*
OnlineHost: T3chn0Namagomi rolled 1 6-sided die: 3
Besyanteo: Ow DAMMIT
Lithaladhwen: *covers her face with her arms*
Arch mage144: *quirks an eyebrow* Your aim needs work.
Der DWSage: *Just kinda...stands there and takes it, covering his face with the scythe in his hand*
OnlineHost: A Rockin SN rolled 1 6-sided die: 1
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 6-sided die: 2
T3chn0Namagomi: Don't comment. >.o *shrapneled*
OnlineHost: T3chn0Namagomi rolled 1 6-sided die: 2
A Rockin SN: *barely grazed anyway* Ow.
OnlineHost: Arch mage144 rolled 1 6-sided die: 1
OnlineHost: Lithaladhwen rolled 1 6-sided die: 6
T3chn0Namagomi: *splintered*
Lithaladhwen: >_o
CGNakibe: GAH. *kinda has vampire on his hands*
OnlineHost: Besyanteo rolled 1 6-sided die: 6
Arch mage144: *Elaith takes a splinter to the arm, which he promptly pulls out with his other hand*
T3chn0Namagomi: *pulls this splinter out with his free hand* Besides, he's dead, isn't he?
Der DWSage: 6.6
Besyanteo: *Is there anything of the vamp left?*
A Rockin SN: What a waste of booze.
Lithaladhwen: (I poked one it's dead.)
Der DWSage: *Kicks the impromptu-staked corpse of a Vampire*
A Rockin SN: *chuckles*
CGNakibe: No shit.
Der DWSage: Yeah.
Lithaladhwen: (Smell this one it's dead.)
CGNakibe: I could've DRUNK some of that rum.
Der DWSage: *Looks over at Aramis!*
CGNakibe: (Hahaha)
T3chn0Namagomi: All because he picked a rather shitty place to live
Der DWSage: ...Need healing?
CGNakibe: *nods* ... yeah....
A Rockin SN: I don't know that it's so shitty...
T3chn0Namagomi: ...Eh, get him to the healing pool, he'll be fine...
A Rockin SN: I mean, all the booze, sounds like heaven to me.
Der DWSage: *Puts a hand on him, and...well, he's fully alive again.*
A Rockin SN: *to Zea* Zea, are you alright?
Lithaladhwen: I just felt like emasculating him. I don't really care where he lives.
Der DWSage: Zea, you too?
T3chn0Namagomi: He was too easy.
Lithaladhwen: *She's at about half HP.* Yeah, I... I'll be fine.
Der DWSage: *Holds up a hand full of healing mojo!*
Lithaladhwen: As long as nothing else comes after us.
Besyanteo: *drops his stake, then*
CGNakibe: ... Not bad.
T3chn0Namagomi: It actually takes a bit of the fun out of it when he's that easy to set off, you know?
CGNakibe: Well.
Der DWSage: No need waste...
Besyanteo: ... right. ... IS it dead then?
Besyanteo: For real thistime?
A Rockin SN: Let's go boast.
CGNakibe: Hope so.
A Rockin SN: *sagenod*
CGNakibe: This seems like a job fucking well done.
Der DWSage: *Goes to heal Zea, regardless!*
Besyanteo: Or should we stake it to be sure?
Arch mage144: We need to destroy the body. Leave the stake in the heart and remove his head. We'll leave the corpse out in the middle of the road for morning.
CGNakibe: But...
T3chn0Namagomi: ...Right. Get Stormy to carry this corpse?
Lithaladhwen: *sighs* Thank you, Tolaris.
CGNakibe: I can do that.
Lithaladhwen: Thenswick is right.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...I'd like to see if he has any nice stuff first.
Der DWSage: >_> <_< Almost out...
Besyanteo: *wastes no time removing the vampire's breast plate*
CGNakibe: *draws his scimitar*
Besyanteo: *And straking the fucker*
Der DWSage: Plate:*Is easily removed!*
Besyanteo: (staking*)
T3chn0Namagomi: *loot loot time!*
Der DWSage: (Now, because it is late, I am timeskipping.)
Arch mage144: I'm not going to have Stormy dig out this wine cellar to get to the corpse.
Arch mage144: You carry it.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...Don't need to.
Besyanteo: That's fine
T3chn0Namagomi: Yeah, I'll drag it.
Der DWSage: *Grabs the Vamp! Begins going up the ladder!*
Besyanteo: (Also: )
Lithaladhwen: IM: I just want to go find Enoch and go home.
CGNakibe: *Beheading machine!*
T3chn0Namagomi: *would assist in the removal of the corpse*
Arch mage144: Leave its decapitated body outside. When the sun rises, it will be utterly obliterated by the dawn.
Der DWSage: Right.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...yeah, what he says.
A Rockin SN: *follows!*
Der DWSage: *Upstairs they get!*
CGNakibe: Well.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...let's take the stuff, though. *heads upstairs*
Besyanteo: (I need to go, but HAku will give the town 500 gold To replace their bar and to help them recover form what the vampire did to them financially overtime)
Lithaladhwen: Should we instruct the townspeople not to touch it, or do you think they'll figure it out themselves?
Arch mage144: *gestures to the other vampire spawn* You. End your pitiful existence. Your pathetic former master is no more.
CGNakibe: *walks over to Zea* That was pretty fucking stupid, I must tell you.
CGNakibe: Trying to get yourself drained dry and shit, I mean.
Lithaladhwen: Better he bite me than you.
Der DWSage: (So! Timeskip. It's rather late.)
Lithaladhwen: He couldn't hurt me that way.
Arch mage144: I have no need for the spawn of a trash vampire in my service.
CGNakibe: How noble.
A Rockin SN: *chuckle* If there's something that I know about Zea....
T3chn0Namagomi: ...I don't think it'd actually do anything to her.
CGNakibe: *shakes his head* I don't understand that crap.
A Rockin SN: It's that she's not one to be reckless.
T3chn0Namagomi: He mentioned he wasn't able to drain her
Arch mage144: *he hands the spawn a stake and walks upstairs*
T3chn0Namagomi: ...then he got pissy and attacked you.
Besyanteo: (After that he'll fly home. Fuck everyone else without a mount)
CGNakibe: Thought I'd dodge it. I was... mostly fine, I think.
CGNakibe: (More IC before you fly into the sunset, Haku?)
Lithaladhwen: Sorry I couldn't keep him off you. But seriously. *climbing the stairs to leave* Guys, you didn't see the necromancy stuff from me.
Besyanteo: (also: Who would take him up on his claim that he'd pay people to shut up and kil the vamp?)
CGNakibe: Eh.
Lithaladhwen: *tiredly shakes her head* That can be just between us for now.
CGNakibe: Hey! Haku!
T3chn0Namagomi: *shrug*
Arch mage144: *raises an eyebrow at Zea*
Besyanteo: *was walking towards the villagers!*
T3chn0Namagomi: Right.
Besyanteo: (Anyone?)
CGNakibe: ... huh. Where's that guy at anyway? >.> <.<
Besyanteo: *but he looks back*
CGNakibe: (I will! You'll see)
Besyanteo: Yeah, Aramis?
Lithaladhwen: *to Elaith* What?
CGNakibe: Ya owe me money, ya know. >.>
Arch mage144: For something that's intended to be a secret, you're doing a poor job of hiding your talents.
CGNakibe: But I'm figurin... ya've had a rough couple of days.
Besyanteo: *he grabs a pack off of his back*
CGNakibe: Naah. Don't worry 'bout it.
Lithaladhwen: I didn't realize this job would require them at first, and then it became a matter of professional integrity.
Besyanteo: Hm?
Lithaladhwen: Still doesn't mean I want the whole guild knowing.
CGNakibe: Get me a drink later. Ya know, when we get back.
Der DWSage: (Everyone can do what they like, but everyone gains...1000 XP. AM gains 500 extra for his plan with Norbert.)
CGNakibe: I can use that crap.
Besyanteo: ... Heh. Sure.
Der DWSage: (Dan gets 250 XP for simply trying.)
T3chn0Namagomi: *investigates the vampire's corpse. Loot?*
Arch mage144: (Hoorj, EXP)
CGNakibe: (W00t, L3w7)
A Rockin SN: Hrm.
Der DWSage: (Ashley gets 750 XP for everything she did, and for generally amusing me.)
Lithaladhwen: (I see! Thanks!)
Der DWSage: (Oh, and she and Haku get an extra 500 XP for defeating the Ranger.)
Besyanteo: (Whee)
Der DWSage: (I believe that's all the extras. Now the loot...)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Everyone gets an apology from me for exploding in rage multiple times not unlike a certain rat)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Anyone who gets the referenc gets a cookie)
Der DWSage: (Masterwork Longsword, magic plate mail, Cloak of Resistance +2, Guantlets of Ogre Power, and a Bag of Holding. He's also got a heavy steel shield that is just glowing with magic power from Norbert.)
Arch mage144: *shrugs* If you're so concerned about it.
Lithaladhwen: (Templeton?)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Nope)
Der DWSage: (Whoever takes the shield will be IMed by me about what it does.)
Lithaladhwen: For now, I am. But thank you for coming. You were a big help.
Besyanteo: (I'll grab the bag if people will let me have it)
Arch mage144: The dead are my area of expertise.
Lithaladhwen: I know. *smirk*
T3chn0Namagomi: ...hm. Don't need it, but...*takes the glowy shield and tries to take off the plate* This stuff should fetch a good deal...
A Rockin SN: (Alistair took it first actually! But he'll give it to you.)
Arch mage144: (Take it; I'm not set on any of those items.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Nevermind)
CGNakibe: (rrrrrattigan?)
T3chn0Namagomi: *also, takes the cloak*
T3chn0Namagomi: *Right, does not take the shield*
Lithaladhwen: *to the others* Guys, we done here?
T3chn0Namagomi: *takes teh cloak and the plate*
Besyanteo: (Alrighty! *marks down bag of holding*)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Shaun: WRONG)
Der DWSage: (Vampire had +1 Longsword, a +2 shortbow of Mighty+4, a +1 large metal shield, 25 +1 arrows, and a Cloak of Resist +2)
Besyanteo: ... I have a couple things to do. Go one without me.
Lithaladhwen: Because I'm thinking I want to go sit on my ass and read romance novels or some other worthless and unproductive thing.
Der DWSage: (He also had a Potion of Endurance, and an odd smell of booze.)
CGNakibe: Alright.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...Right. I'm off to pawn this plate. Maybe it'll get something.
Besyanteo: (Haku: *Ioots the smell of booze*)
Arch mage144: (I don't really need any of the wino vampire's stuff either, but if you're converting it into GP at some point I'll take a share.)
Lithaladhwen: (Nice cloak.)
CGNakibe: Later Haku.
Arch mage144: (I already have a cloak and don't need armor.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (I like this cloak.)
Der DWSage: (Everything you don't actually take, I'll assume you sell.)
Besyanteo: *waves, and goes off to talk to the town peole*
Lithaladhwen: (Zea doesn't have a cloak. Alas.)
Arch mage144: (There are two cloaks.)
Der DWSage: (There are!)
A Rockin SN: (Already have a Resistance Cloak +3)
T3chn0Namagomi: (He was going to sell Norbert's cloak)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Er, plate)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Keep the cloak)
A Rockin SN: Hmph.
A Rockin SN: Damn it!
Lithaladhwen: (If both of those cloaks haven't been claimed, Zea might take one.)
A Rockin SN: IM: Help the townspeople?!
Der DWSage: >_>
A Rockin SN: IM: I want to bloody get paid by them, not waste my money on them?
Der DWSage: <_<
A Rockin SN: IM: Damn you, Haku!
Arch mage144: (We can do IC distribution of wealth later on or whatever. Make a list of the shit.)
A Rockin SN: Oh, right.
T3chn0Namagomi: (This cloak is imbued with the frustrations of an ancient one who desired fame and could never get it!)
A Rockin SN: Now, we talk about the dwarf.
A Rockin SN: ....
A Rockin SN: Wait.
Arch mage144: (Obviously one character doesn't get 2/3 of the valuables just because they're being ICly grabby right this instant =P)
A Rockin SN: Is anyone taking that bow?
Lithaladhwen: (Agreed.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (The sheer frustration and desperation of this ancient one is enough to drive one to tears!)
A Rockin SN: *points at the vampire's*
Arch mage144: No. I have no need of such things.
T3chn0Namagomi: (*takes it and walks off*)
A Rockin SN: and those arrows?
A Rockin SN: *points at the arrows*
T3chn0Namagomi: (Aramis: Was he really serious?)
Lithaladhwen: Nope.
Besyanteo: *And, after a short, and considering these people and their collective intelligence likely brusque conversation, he departs by air*
A Rockin SN: *shrugs*
A Rockin SN: *takes!*
Lithaladhwen: (Handle loot later. I need to go to bed, like, an hour ago.)
Arch mage144: I am going to return to the Guild. I am expecting to recieve an equal share of the profits earned from this venture.
A Rockin SN: Aye, aye..
Lithaladhwen: *tiredly* What he said.
Lithaladhwen: *Zea watches Haku go and then leaves to find Enoch to follow him back.*
A Rockin SN: We need to talk to that dwarf, too.
Der DWSage: (Oh, Norbert's Plate Mail was +1 as well.)
T3chn0Namagomi: *now has a new cloak. And carries his +1 platemail off...*
Arch mage144: I am not a banker. I leave the accounting to my agent.
T3chn0Namagomi: *...likely to sell it*
Arch mage144: If he feels I am being shortchanged, you'll have to deal with him.
Der DWSage: ...Stormy is agent?
Arch mage144: Does he look like he has the intelligence to do basic math, much less fill out a ledger?
Der DWSage: *Looks up*
T3chn0Namagomi: I wonder how much I can get for this, anyway...
Der DWSage: Depends. Does he say he does?
Arch mage144: Stormy! Norbert! We're going home. Stormy, bear me aloft.
Der DWSage: I no argue with him if he did.
CGNakibe: Meh. You folks tell me when you're gonna deal with the dwarf.
Lithaladhwen: (Heh. He's keeping Norbert.)
T3chn0Namagomi: *and Abraxis walks off, complete with new stuff*
CGNakibe: *starts off down the road* I'm headed back.
Der DWSage: (This rather amuses me.)
Lithaladhwen: (Phat lewts.)
Lithaladhwen: (Including the NPC.)
Der DWSage: (Oh, and on the girls? Unsalvagable.)
Arch mage144: *the huge giant skeleton picks up the necromancer and carries him off into the sunset*
Lithaladhwen: (Poor Elaith.)
Der DWSage: (Since you first brought down the house on them, and then set them on fire.)
Arch mage144: (They're too mangled, what's he need their bodies for?)
A Rockin SN: (You just did that to spite Alistair. :[ )
Der DWSage: (I meant their loot.)
A Rockin SN: (Haha, oh okay)
Der DWSage: (And no, the Dice Gods did that. All I needed was a 10.)
Arch mage144: (I didn't.)
Lithaladhwen: (I didn't.)
Lithaladhwen: (WA HA HA HA)
Lithaladhwen: (Necrophilia.)
Der DWSage: (There was a 50% chance of saving either one!)
Arch mage144: (SHHHHH.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Aaahahahahahahaha)
Arch mage144: (It's a secret to everyone)
Der DWSage: (And now...to engage in necrophiliac pleasures!)
Lithaladhwen: (Is fucking not.)
Der DWSage: (With Norbert! =D)
Arch mage144: (Norbert doesn't even have skin anymore)
Lithaladhwen: (Elaith isn't gay.)
Arch mage144: (Besides, he paid 25 gp to create Norbert)
Arch mage144: (It's not like he's just going to destroy him)
Der DWSage: (He just dances in a gay gay way?)
Lithaladhwen: (Just one o'dem preee-verts.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (As much as I'd like to apologize more...)
Arch mage144: (Norbert is going to become his new door guard.)
Der DWSage: (Ah yes. For future reference Nama...)
Der DWSage: (I do things on critical failures mostly because it amuses me.)
Der DWSage: (You are now warned.)
A Rockin SN has left the room.
T3chn0Namagomi: (I -really- need to wring out my clothes for five seconds each minimum, before I throw each individually into the dryer)
Arch mage144: (Ashley and I need to go to bed, so anyway)
T3chn0Namagomi: (So I am off to do that)
Der DWSage: (Kay. Have fun!)
Arch mage144: (Laaaater)
T3chn0Namagomi has left the room.
Lithaladhwen: (G'night.)
Arch mage144: (I am going to recommend that you figure out Elaith's share of whatever gold you get from selling all that crap and deliver it to him)
Arch mage144: (Later!)
Der DWSage: (Night!)
Lithaladhwen: (Zea won't be so picky about it, but she'd appreciate the courtesy.)
Lithaladhwen: (Now, bed.)
CGNakibe has left the room.
A Rockin SN has entered the room.
Der DWSage has left the room.
Besyanteo has left the room.
A Rockin SN has left the room.
Arch mage144 has left the room.