You have just entered room
"everyonelovesarpee."
Deus Fio: (Metro City RP in
O'Herlihy's.)
Thramkalith: "Tch." *Yomi feels
slightly dissapointed.* "Ruinin simple
things with his over-excessive fear of
little men made of fire. Maybe he'd
like to see a little circus..."
Lithaladhwen: (I see.)
Deus Fio: Look, tiny men made of
fire are very frightening.
Lithaladhwen: (I am doing
homework at the moment.)
Lithaladhwen: (Give me a tick.)
Deus Fio: (Me too!)
blender_bunny@mac.com has
entered the room.
Lithaladhwen: (Hey Oniichan.)
dragongurl4390: *Snaps. A tiny
man made of fire appears over
his finger*
Lithaladhwen: (MetroCity
apparently.)
blender_bunny@mac.com: (ah)
Deus Fio: Tiny man made of fire.
Are you oppressed?
Lithaladhwen: (Boreas sees the
violence inherent in the
system.)
Deus Fio: (Boreas sees all and
knows all.)
Deus Fio: (And some of it other
people can see, too!)
Thramkalith: "I think I have a new
game..." *Yomi says, amused*
dragongurl4390: *The tiny man
does a flip8
dragongurl4390: *Pentaice looks
intrigued.*
Lithaladhwen: (See, Nick can't do
any neat tricks. Not unless
someone in the bar wants to
die.)
Deus Fio: Be free!
Lithaladhwen: (Her powers aren't
flashy or fun, alas.)
Thramkalith: ( Theoretically, Yomi is
wasting life energy herself, but she's
sticking to her... Buffer amounts )
Deus Fio: *Boreas gestures at the
tiny man and exhales sharply,
sending a gust of strong wind at
the young lady.*
dragongurl4390: ((Pentaice is a
pyromancer ^^))
Thramkalith: ( Uhm... Isn't it a guy
with the little man made of fire right
now? )
Lithaladhwen: (Nicki's sweat
could kill him.)
dragongurl4390: ((I need to work on
the other girl. Pretend she's not
there.))
Deus Fio: (Oh, duh. Sorry.)
Lithaladhwen: (Her abilities suck.)
Deus Fio: (I got confused. The guy,
then.)
Deus Fio: *The gust is well-aimed,
and if the man made of fire can
be knocked off, he is.*
blender_bunny@mac.com: (All rick
can do is see insects and not
die))
blender_bunny@mac.com:
((Admittedly we haven't tested
the latter))
Deus Fio: (And receive 2 AM
phone calls from Boreas!)
Lithaladhwen: (We should
sometime.)
dragongurl4390: *The tiny man is
extiguished*
Thramkalith: (( Most of Yomi's
abilities are pretty... So-so unless the
target has been dead at some point in
their existance )
Lithaladhwen: (He gets 2 a.m.
phone calls from Boreas?
Why?!)
dragongurl4390: You're no fun.
Deus Fio: I...I killed...I killed a tiny
man made of fire!
Thramkalith: ( Or are demonic or
something. )
Deus Fio: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Deus Fio: (Because he was bored.)
Deus Fio: (And then he basically
booked it to the Chew and Brew
to ask how the hell Boreas got
his number.)
Lithaladhwen: (There. Homework
done.)
Deus Fio: (Hoorj!)
Thramkalith: *Yomi stands up from
her seat at the bar, and walks over to
the... Yelling Boreas. She cracks her
knuckles, looking... Irritated.*
"You're... Ruining the atmosphere..."
Deus Fio: (He's not yelling. He's
fake yelling.l)
Deus Fio: *)
Thramkalith: "You're being... Noisy."
Thramkalith: ( instead, then )
Deus Fio: You're being
depressing.
Deus Fio: Where's your zest for
life?
Thramkalith: "Oh?"
Deus Fio: I demand zest.
Thramkalith has left the room.
Thramkalith has entered the room.
Thramkalith: ( So, what'd I miss? )
Deus Fio: (Nothing.)
Deus Fio: (Actually, Boreas
demanded zest.)
Thramkalith: ( Did my post other than
'so' come throuh? )
dragongurl4390: Life is dull.
Deus Fio: (No, just "Oh?")
Deus Fio: (DeusFio: You're being
depressing.DeusFio: Where's
your zest for life?& Thramkalith:
"Oh?"DeusFio: I demand zest.)
Thramkalith: "I can induldge in pleanty
of... Zest... For numerous singularly
superfluous lives..." *She grinds her
teeth* "When I sleep."
Deus Fio: Oh, yeah, you told me
about that. That sucks.
Deus Fio: You should get rid of that
power and develop something
more normal like heat vision or
the ability to turn into jello.
Deus Fio: Or becoming a dinosaur
that drives a Cadillac.
Thramkalith: "Didn't he die?"
Deus Fio: YES. Become the
second Dinosaur Cadillac.
Deus Fio: THE LEGEND LIVES
ON!
Deus Fio: Who, Dinosaur Cadillac?
Yes. And I've devoted my life to
remembering his legacy.
Thramkalith: *She pulls a
heavy-bound book out from her
dress... And smacks him in the head
with it.*
Deus Fio: I mean, I was only there
for the last, like, 15 minutes of
his --- OW FUCK.
Deus Fio: Owwwww....
Deus Fio: *rubs his head*
Thramkalith: "I knew this was good
for something..." *She slides it back
into her dress, and heads back to the
counter.*
Deus Fio: Dishonor cur...ess!
Deus Fio: Cur...female cur..
Deus Fio: Well I don't want to say
"bitch"...
Deus Fio: <_< >_>
dragongurl4390: *Walks over to the
young woman and sits next to
her.* I like you.
Deus Fio: Ow, that really hurt.
Thramkalith: "Any good at killing
zombies?" *She asks him, idly*
Deus Fio: Ooooh! Ooooh! I am!
dragongurl4390: *Smiles lightly*
Yes.
Thramkalith: ( Oh, if Boreas has any
sort of allergy to semi-divine objects
that probably sucked )
Deus Fio: Wait, infectious zombies
or necromantic zombies?
Lithaladhwen: (He is a semidivine
object.)
Thramkalith: ( Fun )
Deus Fio: >_> <_<
Deus Fio: (He is, indeed!)
Thramkalith: ( Probably felt like a
taste of home. If his home is the
afterlife )
Lithaladhwen: (Should I bring
Nicki so that someone's here
who doesn't hate him?)
Deus Fio: (Yes! And we need Onii
to bring Rick.)
Thramkalith: ( Yomi doesn't hate him,
he just annoys her )
blender_bunny@mac.com: *In a
stroke of irony Rick entered*
Lithaladhwen: (*laugh*)
blender_bunny@mac.com: ((Rick
has dreams of strangling
Boreas)
Deus Fio: (We also totally need GC
to bring Bill Nye the Science
Guy.)
Deus Fio: Hark, heroes! Insectoid
Lad cometh!
Thramkalith: "Necromantic... Though
infectous zombies are annoyin too..."
Thramkalith: *Yomi sighs*
blender_bunny@mac.com: *He
stomps over* I DON'T CARE
ABOUT THE WORLD'S 10
UNHEALTHIEST FOODS AT
FOUR IN THE FUCKING
MORNING!
Lithaladhwen: (*laugh*)
Deus Fio: YES YOU DO.\
Deus Fio: *.
Deus Fio: (I think Ashley may be the
only person whose characters
put up with 100% of my
characters' crap.)
blender_bunny@mac.com: I could
strangle you! STRANGLE YOU
WITH MY HATRED!
Deus Fio: (Quinn with Ake, TUOB
Zea with Larifien, and Nicki with
Boreas.)
Thramkalith: *Yomi looks over.*
"Would you like to borrow a book?
It's not good for strangling, but it's
quite useful for bludgeonin."
blender_bunny@mac.com:
((Someday Rick is going notice
Boreas is always seen in the
corner of his eye because he
won't stop bugging him))
Deus Fio: (You need an Elemaer
character to recognize Telerak's
merits.)
Deus Fio: (And not make fun of him
to his face like Keliel and
Tur'nasus.)
Deus Fio: Dude, that would be a
cool power.
Deus Fio: Manifesting your hatred
for them.
Deus Fio: And, like, using it as
javelins! Or...like...a catapult!
Deus Fio: HATRED CATAPULT.
dragongurl4390: It's getting a little
tense in here...I think I'm going to
take off. Maybe I'll see you
slaying zombies sometime.
*Smiles wryly.* See yah. *Walks
out*
blender_bunny@mac.com: *Rick
stares at him but all he manifests
is a throbbing vein on his neck*
dragongurl4390: </Pentaice>
Thramkalith: "Bye." *She says,
nodding.*
dragongurl4390: </DG>
dragongurl4390: ((See you all later.
My time has come))
Deus Fio: You know you need a
hatred catapult in your everyday
life.)
Deus Fio: -)
Lithaladhwen: (For the record,
Nick didn't put up with
Boreas until he saved her life.)
LovelyJester has left the room.
dragongurl4390 has left the room.
Deus Fio: (I know. But Boreas is
my most annoying character.)
Deus Fio: (With the possible
exception of Larifien.)
Lithaladhwen: *A young woman
in a long-sleeved hooded
sweatshirt enters, and Boreas
would notice that she's
actually gotten her hair put
up again in that crazy
faux-hawk.*
Lithaladhwen: <Nick>
Lithaladhwen: *She's walking
without the cane now and
looks a hell of a lot steadier on
her feet.*
Lithaladhwen: *little wave* Hey...
people.
blender_bunny@mac.com: One of
these days, Boreas! Pow! TO
THE MOON!
Thramkalith: "Boreas..." *Yomi
speaks softly, standing behind him
again.*
Deus Fio: Hey, stranger,.
Deus Fio: *.
Lithaladhwen: I ...did I hear you
ranting again? I was a block
away.
Deus Fio: My voice carries. On the
wind.
Thramkalith: "If I continue to find you
a source of noise while I'm trying to
relax..." *She's reaching into her
dress again, speaking softly, with a
high level of acidity...*
Deus Fio: Because the wind is a
part of me.
Lithaladhwen: .......I... guess.
blender_bunny@mac.com: *Rick
slumps into a barstool in defeat
and waves to Nicki*
Deus Fio: As I am a part of it.
Lithaladhwen: Yeah, I... got that.
That was the joke.
Lithaladhwen: *waves to Rick*
Hey.
Deus Fio: I am the tempest...I am
the whirlwind...
blender_bunny@mac.com: Hey.
Lithaladhwen: So is anything interesting going on, or does
Boras just think there is?
Lithaladhwen: *Boreas
Deus Fio: I am...SOBER!
blender_bunny@mac.com: You're going be lightly bruised if you
don't shaddup.
Deus Fio: Need beer.
Thramkalith: "You are about to be bludgeoned in the skull again..."
*Yomi mutters, drawing the book out again.*
Deus Fio: You love me, you just don't know it yet.
Thramkalith: *Yomi raises the book over her head with both hands and
then introduces it to the top of his skull*
Deus Fio: Ow! Or maybe you do, and you're preparing to reveal
it at the climactic moment when I must choose between saving
you and...like maybe saving a floating island.
Deus Fio: I don't know why I said a floating island, that's kinda the
plot to Sonic 3.
Thramkalith: "Boreas?" *She asks, softly again.*
Lithaladhwen: ......Can you... not hit people, please?
Lithaladhwen: I would really rather there wasn't pointless
violence in here.
blender_bunny@mac.com: Alright, if you want.
Lithaladhwen: I was talking to the woman with the book.
Thramkalith: *Yomi looks up* "Oh, my apologies, I've been trying to
convince this... Oaf not to ruin the atmosphere for others, and I fear my
options have been reduced to bludgeoning. I do suppose it contributes
to the... Degeration
Lithaladhwen: Boreas is tolerable. Simply tell him when he's
being annoying and if that doesn't work... ignore him.
Thramkalith: of the atmosphere as well, but I find, for some reason, his
skull is a nice way to relieve stress... Which he was managing to
prevent me from doing in other ways."
Lithaladhwen: You're encouraging his histrionics and I think
it entertains you to do it.
Deus Fio: Other popular responses to my rantings have included
summon a bubble around my head to block out the sound of
my voice.
Lithaladhwen: ...Huh.
Deus Fio: *summoning
Deus Fio: Also people sometimes threaten to staple, sew, duct
tape, glue, epoxy, or gravity-manipulate my mouth shut.
Thramkalith: "If I was capable of that I would. And I was not,
particularly, trying to hurt him, but he was quieter for a little while after
last time." *She says, the massive book vanishing under her dress
again*
Lithaladhwen: I know you weren't trying to hurt him. I think
I'd be more disturbed if you were.
Thramkalith: "I could slowly pull the life force out of your eyeballs if
you'd like..." *She says, softly, in his ear*
Lithaladhwen: (Nicki: "I could spit in your drink.")
Deus Fio: Just my eyeballs' life force or my entire life force using
my eyeballs as a conduit?
Lithaladhwen: ...What?
Deus Fio: What?
Thramkalith: "A third. The eyeballs are just a convenient conduit." *She
says, moving back to her seat*
Deus Fio: o_o
Lithaladhwen: The hel--
blender_bunny@mac.com: Eyeballs?
Lithaladhwen: I... uh...
Deus Fio: EYEBROWS?!
Deus Fio: Sorry, reference.
Lithaladhwen: No. Please stop...saying things.
Thramkalith: *She orders another beer. It's hard to tell if she was being
serious again.*
Deus Fio: Who, me or Yomi? o_o
Lithaladhwen: Her name is Yomi?
Lithaladhwen: Yomi, then. No one can stop you from saying
things.
blender_bunny@mac.com: So how goes that recovery thing?
Thramkalith: "Oh, yes." *She says, looking over, half bowing from her
chair.* "Yomi, servant of the One Law. At your service."
Lithaladhwen: Oh, I'm on a normal med schedule now. Doing
much better.
blender_bunny@mac.com: What one law?
Lithaladhwen: *mutters* Gravity.
Thramkalith: *She looks over at him.* "... Can I not say? People
always get awkward when I explain."
Deus Fio: It's not the Law of Gravity, nor the all-important Urinal
Law.
Deus Fio: Law of the Jungle?
Lithaladhwen: *continues muttering* Because
thermodynamics is three
blender_bunny@mac.com: Says the man that breaks that law
constantly.
Lithaladhwen: IM: Oh, God. Boreas and I just said the same
thing.
Lithaladhwen: IM: I'm losing my mind.
Thramkalith: "Fine! Fine! Death. There. happy?"
Deus Fio: She fought the law and the, the law one?
Deus Fio: *won?
blender_bunny@mac.com: Death has laws now? Bummer.
Deus Fio: Damn, I totally could have started singing "Welcome to
the Jungle" after I said "Law of the Jungle" and you all could
have heard my Axl Rose impression.
Deus Fio: Too bad.
blender_bunny@mac.com: ...It's not good. It's the opposite of
good, it's an anti-good.
Thramkalith: "Death is a law..." *She says, sighing.* "Though what sort
of recovery was that?" *She sounds a bit... Business-like*
Lithaladhwen: Oh, I didn't tell you?
Lithaladhwen: I guess it must be none of your business.
Lithaladhwen: *suddenly a little salty is Nicki...*
blender_bunny@mac.com: ...Woah snap.
Thramkalith: "Well, it depends, limbs? Energy? Organs? I find people
rather have them whole now rather than waiting weeks, months,
years..." *Yomi is totally unphased.*
Lithaladhwen: No one wants my organs, and I don't want to
talk to you about why.
Deus Fio: >_> *to Yomi, soberly:* Leave it alone.
Thramkalith: *She blinks* "Very well, prolonging discomfort is your
decision."
Thramkalith: *She shrugs, turning back to her drink.*
Lithaladhwen: *scowls and grinds her teeth a little in
irritation*
Thramkalith: ( And I have to go for a short bit. Must deliver rent check.
)
Lithaladhwen: *mutters* Because surely she has all the
answers.
Lithaladhwen: ('kay.)
blender_bunny@mac.com: *Rick just stares at his drink*
Deus Fio: ...another beer!
Deus Fio: Hey Rick, can you play the drums?
blender_bunny@mac.com: You know I'm thinking about quitting
drinking.
Lithaladhwen: *orders herself a gin sour*
Lithaladhwen: Oh yeah?
blender_bunny@mac.com: ...We had this conversation, it ended in
me talkinga bout methlabs.
Deus Fio: Quitters never win, my grandma told me that.
Thramkalith: "She also has inhuman senses and the ability to restore
health to a body. From almost any form of injury. It's the property of
life. It begets life." *She's a bit... Icy as she turns back to her drink*
"I'm only
Thramkalith: good at one thing, let me be good at it..."
Thramkalith: *She grumbles into her drink.*
blender_bunny@mac.com: Yeah, it's not like I get a buzz off the
stuff, it's like drinking piss, but at least philosophically
speaking drinking piss has some importance to it.
Thramkalith: ( I have a little time extension >_> )
Lithaladhwen: *Nicki appears almost to bristle in anger at
Yomi's suggestion, but she turns away pointedly to
address Rick.*
Lithaladhwen: I guess in light of that...
blender_bunny@mac.com: No that I'm thinking about drinking my
own piss.
Deus Fio: ...Rick! LEARN TO PLAY THE DRUMS WE'RE
STARTING A ROCK BAND.
Deus Fio: Nicki agreed to be the lead singer. *nodnod*
Lithaladhwen: He lies.
blender_bunny@mac.com: I was there.
Deus Fio: Rom is gonna be one of our groupies, probably yours.
Deus Fio: ...were you?
Deus Fio: (Was he?)
Lithaladhwen: Yes, he was.
Lithaladhwen: (Yes, he was.)
Thramkalith: ( And now I go! >_> )
blender_bunny@mac.com: We talked about Methlabs remember?
Deus Fio: No...
Deus Fio: ("Meth" isn't mentioned in the log where Boreas
decides they start a band called "Cat Adoption Subroutine".)
Lithaladhwen: (I don't recall it. I think Rick's fucking with
you.)
blender_bunny@mac.com: ((They talked about Methlabs at some
point in one of those sessions or rather the Methlab he had
started))
Deus Fio: (I don't think I have that.)
blender_bunny@mac.com: Really? Well it's hard to remember
sometimes, all the inane chattering starts to blend together.
blender_bunny@mac.com: ((Maybe Boreas had left))
Lithaladhwen: I'm sure meth was mentioned somewhere.
Deus Fio: (Maybe! That was the "bear tranquilizer Sudafed"
room, which means I was sick at the time.)
blender_bunny@mac.com: (Ah!)
Lithaladhwen: Never tried it myself. I have no idea what it
would do.
Deus Fio: (And put myself to sleep with the extra-strength
non-non-drowsy Sudafed.)
Deus Fio: What, meth?
blender_bunny@mac.com: Nevermind.
Lithaladhwen: Yes, meth.
Deus Fio: The only time I've ever been high was...well, you guys
were there.
Lithaladhwen: I ....I don't know if that counts.
blender_bunny@mac.com: I don't know, licking you is probably
like licking a sexually attractive toad.
Lithaladhwen: ....
Lithaladhwen: That was... so close to not being a compliment
I don't know what to do with it.
blender_bunny@mac.com: Not that I've ever seen a sexually
attractive toad, don't listen to anything Toad Girl says.
Deus Fio: Very sexually attractive ;-)
Lithaladhwen: ....*clams up immediately*
Lithaladhwen: IM: What the hell!
Deus Fio: I'mkiddingI'mkiddingI'mkiddingdon'tkillmeplease.
Lithaladhwen: I know you're kidding.
blender_bunny@mac.com: IM: I wonder what would happen if I
licked her.
blender_bunny@mac.com: Hmm?
Deus Fio: (I feel left out.)
Deus Fio: IM: If Iiiiiii leeeeave here tomorrooooww...
Deus Fio: IM: Would you still rememberrr meeeeee....
blender_bunny@mac.com: IM: When was the last time I slept?
Deus Fio: IM: 'Cuz I must beee travellin' on now...
blender_bunny@mac.com: IM: Oh god can I remember how to
sleep!?
Deus Fio: IM: OKAY GOTTA GET FREEBIRD OUT OF MY
HEAD!!!
blender_bunny@mac.com: OH GOD I'M GOING TO BECOME
BOREAS
Deus Fio: *starts humming something quietly*
Deus Fio: *Is that?...yep.*
Lithaladhwen: ....
Lithaladhwen: What the heck is going on?
Deus Fio: *Freebird by Lynyrd Skynyrd.*
Deus Fio: You've stepped into the Twilight Zone.
Deus Fio: Rod Serling is stuck in traffic or he would be here to
explain.
blender_bunny@mac.com: Okay! Okay! So I might not have told
you because you've been having your own shit to deal with but I
might be trying this entire super hero shit again.
DarkLordKelne has left the room.
Lithaladhwen: Oh. Well... I mean, it's not like you need my
permission or anything.
Deus Fio: And I've decided to give it all up for a life of crime!
Lithaladhwen: And here's where you run in circles like a
Benny Hill sketch.
Deus Fio: Fuck justice, I've got shit to buy.
Thramkalith: *Yomi puts down her third mug, just listening now.*
blender_bunny@mac.com: And so I mighta sorta had a favor from
a friend to whip me up some amphetamines that mighta sorta
worked real well and I don't remember the last time I slept.
Lithaladhwen: .....Oh.
Deus Fio: Amphetamines and jellybeans?
Deus Fio: She was pretty in her teens.
Lithaladhwen: And that's why you're afraid you're becoming
Boreas?
Deus Fio: Waiting for the month of come what may...
Deus Fio: I smelled you on my shirt today?
DarkLordKelne has left the room.
Thramkalith: "Not sleeping? I know that feeling..." *Yomi mutters.*
Deus Fio: Wait, so you're on speed?
blender_bunny@mac.com: I'm going insane, there is only so much
you can do in a night, my god I can only masturbate so much
and- Did you know under this light you look really hot?
Because you do. FUCK! No see this is what I'm talking about!
Lithaladhwen: .....
blender_bunny@mac.com: Don't do drugs!
Deus Fio: Yeah, don't.
Deus Fio: ...don't you have like some kind of super stamina
thing? I'm surprised those things work on you.
blender_bunny@mac.com: Do I have super stamina? I wasn't the
one seeing ninjas when I was shot with Nicki juice.
Lithaladhwen: Hey!
Lithaladhwen: Can we.... find something else to call it?
Lithaladhwen: And yes, you must. I've never known anyone
who was totally unaffected.
blender_bunny@mac.com: I dunno could have been a fluke.
Thramkalith: *Yomi just listens. She didn't have anything else to do at
that point. She wasn't staring, but she was watching the three of them.
They seemed to be... Friends or something. She was just a little
jealous, deep down inside.*
Lithaladhwen: I really don't think so.
Lithaladhwen: But you can believe that if you want.
Deus Fio: IM: Hehe, Nicki juice.
Deus Fio: Faulty delivery system in the dart gun, maybe?
blender_bunny@mac.com: So I guess I need... downers? What's a
downer that I can get for cheap?
Deus Fio: My fist in yo' face.
Thramkalith: "In what sense?" *She asked, speaking up again.*
Lithaladhwen: Just get some sleeping pills or something.
Deus Fio: I dunno, I don't do drugs.
blender_bunny@mac.com: IM: Nicki juice? Goddamn I sound like
such a bastard.
Deus Fio: Jeez, I can't believe you'd tell me of all people; I'm a
goddamn paragon of American justice. I should probably take
you in to see the cops.
Deus Fio: I'm not going to because I like you.
Deus Fio: And because I found a very nice seat.
Deus Fio: But this doesn't bring my moral fiber into question.
blender_bunny@mac.com: And because you have no evidence.
Thramkalith: *She had finished a fourth stien... Making her total five.*
"Am I allowed to inquire as to the details of the problem, or am I
intruding?"
Lithaladhwen: *struggles not to say anything*
Lithaladhwen: *she's doing a good job!*
blender_bunny@mac.com: What problem?
blender_bunny@mac.com: I don't have a drug problem! I COULD
QUIT THEM IF I HADN'T ALREADY FINISHED THE ENTIRE
BATCH!
blender_bunny@mac.com: *He slumps to the counter* Nicki can
you like spit in my eye or something if I get worse.
Thramkalith: *She smiles a little* "Is that all?" *She raises an
eyebrow.* "What's the issue? Side effects? Or was it just an inability
to sleep?"
blender_bunny@mac.com: No sleep makes Rick slowly lose his
sanity.
Thramkalith: "Well, I could put you to sleep, but this probably isn't the
best place." *She says, flatly.*
blender_bunny@mac.com: Or perhaps powers developing due to
chemical and emotional stresses but that sounds like a plot
macguffin from a late night thriller!
Thramkalith: "It's very easy to put a willing person to sleep." *She says,
shrugging.* "But I suppose that's hardly a long term fix."
Lithaladhwen: IM: I don't trust that woman.
Lithaladhwen: IM: She crawls through conversations like a
centipede.
blender_bunny@mac.com: IM: I could cut the tension in here with a
knife.
Deus Fio: IM: Fuck, I can't remember the next line in
Amphetamines by Eve 6...
blender_bunny@mac.com: Hey Boreas do you happen to have
some kind of connection of weirdos who claim to be
descended from greek gods
blender_bunny@mac.com: ?*
Thramkalith: ( She was, however, talking to Rick, who I guess has
decided to ignore her... >_> )
Deus Fio: Huh?
Deus Fio: What do you mean?
Deus Fio: I'm descended from a Greek god, I dunno of any
others.
blender_bunny@mac.com: Bummer.
Lithaladhwen: Looking for Hypnos?
Deus Fio: Why, looking for...fuck.
Lithaladhwen: ...
Deus Fio: I was gonna say Morpheus.
Deus Fio: And postulate that he could offer you a red pill or a blue
pill.
blender_bunny@mac.com: I guess I'll go with the creepy woman
that I met in a slummy bar. Not like I need two kidneys.
Deus Fio: You don't! Proven scientific fact.
Lithaladhwen: ....I....
Lithaladhwen: *seems to be unable to find properly articulate
protests*
Deus Fio: And O'Herlihy's not slummy.
Thramkalith: *Yomi sighs.* "I do run a church, you know. I'm not
just... Oh whatever..." *She orders a sixth stein.*
blender_bunny@mac.com: Rustic Atmosphere.
Deus Fio: Yes.
Deus Fio: Rustic.
Deus Fio: Rustic like a fox.
Deus Fio: I dunno what that means.
blender_bunny@mac.com: I never would have guessed.
Deus Fio: ...
Deus Fio: What are you accusing me of?
blender_bunny@mac.com: COMMUNISM!
Thramkalith: "I... Are most of the things that come out of your mouth
supposed to have meaning?" *She asks, idly, a third of the way
through the next stein.*
Lithaladhwen: Are most of the things that come out of your
mouth supposed to be intrusive and patronizing? Or is
that a happy accident?
blender_bunny@mac.com: *Rick actually raised an eyebrow at
that* Nicki that was... new.
Thramkalith: "I was talking to him before you arrived here." *She says,
cooly.*
Lithaladhwen: *frowns at Rick and shuts up*
blender_bunny@mac.com: What's wrong girlfrien'?
Deus Fio: IM: Wait a shit, did Nicki just defend me?
Lithaladhwen: With me? Nothing beyond the usual.
Lithaladhwen: A little ...bothered, that's all.
blender_bunny@mac.com: Okay kids, it's time for some group
therapy!
Thramkalith: "Because I occasionally respond to the sheer... Volume
your friend is capable of emitting?" *Yomi seems cooly amused.*
Deus Fio: (My characters very rarely actually yell, except Larifien.)
Lithaladhwen: IM: I should use her glass when she goes to the
bathroom.
Lithaladhwen: IM: See what happens when she comes back.
Deus Fio: (And Cole Camber.)
Thramkalith: ( I still see Boreas as being rather loud )
blender_bunny@mac.com: IM: I wonder if I exchange fluids with
Nicki I could share a telepathic bond. That'd be kinda cool, I
mean I guess we'd be sick of it after a while, but on the other
hand how cool would it be?
Lithaladhwen: (...)
Thramkalith: *Yomi just watches Nicki, completely unphased.*
blender_bunny@mac.com: IM: Then it'd be all. 'Hey Nicki I can
read your mind, cut that out!'
Lithaladhwen: *glances over* You think you can cure me by
staring at me long enough? Go back to your beer.
Lithaladhwen: I don't need any faith healing today.
Deus Fio: *giggles insanely* I was gonna say that.
Lithaladhwen: (Man. Nicki is bitchy on an unprecedented
level tonight.)
Lithaladhwen: Which is terrifying enough in itself.
Deus Fio: *fake Southern voice:* Demons, out of this woman, let
her see the light praise Jesus!
blender_bunny@mac.com: ((Is it her deadly time of the month?))
Lithaladhwen: ....Yes. Thank you. I feel better now.
Lithaladhwen: (She just dislikes Yomi.)
Lithaladhwen: Thank you and Jesus.
Deus Fio: (Nicki's period is a lethal weapon.)
Thramkalith: *She draws out the book, oppening it to the middle, and
placed her hand on it. The entire room goes cold, and the lights seem
to dim slightly.*
Deus Fio: (She has to use lead tampons.)
blender_bunny@mac.com: ((Which themselves become the
deadliest close combat weapon KNOWN TO MAN))
Lithaladhwen: (.....)
Lithaladhwen: (They're like menstrual nunchaku if you tie
them together by the string.)
blender_bunny@mac.com: ((Haha)
Deus Fio: (...YES.)
Deus Fio: Robot Jesus, or the other one?
Deus Fio: Jesus was actually a robot, the Vatican is lying to us.
Lithaladhwen: Um. Who's the other one?
Deus Fio: He wasn't resurrected, he rebooted from his backup
power supply.
blender_bunny@mac.com: Zombie Jesus.
Lithaladhwen: I... um. Zombie Jesus, I guess.
blender_bunny@mac.com: Zombie Jesus is a pretty cool dude.
Thramkalith: ( Yeah, fine, ignore the creepy death girl )
Lithaladhwen: (Nicki's not ignoring her. She hates her.)
Lithaladhwen: (Difference! =D )
Deus Fio: Again. Necromantic Zombie Jesus or Infectious
Zombie Jesus?
Thramkalith: ( True, but she did just drain the ambient life out of the
room )
Thramkalith: ( It might be a bit chilly. )
Lithaladhwen: (Look up. Nick's wearing a sweatshirt.)
Thramkalith: ( Heh )
Lithaladhwen: Necromantic.
Deus Fio: (Boreas occasionally creates small tornados for no
reason.)
Deus Fio: (It's O'Herlihy's, people ignore weird shit like that.)
Lithaladhwen: Infectious people aren't a novelty to me, but
the former is different enough to be vaguely religious.
blender_bunny@mac.com: ((Rick is ... yeah))
blender_bunny@mac.com: *Rests his head on the counter* Eyes, I
command you to close for me.
Deus Fio: (When the bomb hits, all that will be left are five
roaches, Rick, and Keith Richards.)
Deus Fio: Eye of Thundara?
blender_bunny@mac.com: Eyes of Rick.
Deus Fio: (I think I'm just trying to come up with tangentially
related pop culture references for the challenge of it by this
point. I feel like the creators of Kingdom of Loathing.)
Thramkalith: *Yomi sighs, closing the book, the lights flicker back to
normal, but the room stays cool.* "Is it really that important for you to
fall asleep right now?" *She asks, sighing.*
blender_bunny@mac.com: I got it! Nicki lets make out, maybe the
poisons in your saliva will put me into a toxic shock coma!
Lithaladhwen: .....
blender_bunny@mac.com: Bad idea?
Lithaladhwen: Rick. Go take some downers.
Lithaladhwen: You will rethink the idea when you're normal
again.
Deus Fio: That would be so hot.
Lithaladhwen: What? No!
Deus Fio: *crazy grin*
blender_bunny@mac.com: Yes, yes it is that important.
Lithaladhwen: I don't think it'll do anything, and even if it
did that's even more reason for you to... to go home and
rethink your plan.
Thramkalith: "Well, I can put you out easily enough if you're willing,
without any unneccessary violence."
Thramkalith: "And I won't even have to preach to do it."
Deus Fio: Violence?
Deus Fio: Violent Pornography?
blender_bunny@mac.com: Less talk, more unconsciousness
Deus Fio: ...nope, not gonna sing System.
Deus Fio: Wait, I got it!
Deus Fio: *sings:* And when you wake up, everything is gonna be
fine
Lithaladhwen: Rick. Are you going to do this here? You can't
sleep here.
Deus Fio: I guarantee that you'll wake in a better place, in a better
time.
Deus Fio: Tired of living? Feel like you might give in? Well,
don't.
Deus Fio: *whistles a nine-note tune*
Deus Fio: It's not your time.
blender_bunny@mac.com: Boreas will give me a fly home or
something, he owes me.
Thramkalith: *Yomi walks over to him.* "It's really easy, if you want.
Though one of your friends would have to take you somewhere to
sleep afterwards... I somehow doubt you'd want to try sleeping on the
pews."
Deus Fio: o_O
Deus Fio: I'll what?
blender_bunny@mac.com: BITCH YOU HEARD ME!
Thramkalith: "Fly him, to a place he can sleep, in a bed." *Yomi says,
flatly.*
Deus Fio: I'll have you know, boss, I can fly myself because I can
reduce my mass to almost nothing.
Deus Fio: I can't fly carrying much of anything.
blender_bunny@mac.com: Well get me a taxi then, there's cash in
my wallet.
Lithaladhwen: If he'll stay out, I'll toss him in a cab and take
him back to my dorm.
Lithaladhwen: I have a single anyway. No one'll care.
Lithaladhwen: You want to just crash there?
Deus Fio: FIELD TRIP!
Thramkalith: "He will. It'll be a while before he can wake up anyways."
blender_bunny@mac.com: Yeah, sure. I don't trust Boreas with my
house key.
blender_bunny@mac.com: ...Well apartment key.
Deus Fio: What would I do?
blender_bunny@mac.com: ...Basement of an elderly couple I rent
from key...
Deus Fio: ...oh, copy it and come visit you whenever I have a
random thought.
blender_bunny@mac.com: *Deathglare*
Lithaladhwen: ....
Lithaladhwen: Something's happened here. Don't tell me
what it was.
blender_bunny@mac.com: Hmm what? Sleep time, is now.
Thramkalith: *Yomi extends her hand.* "Will yourself to sleep, try to...
Let go of yourself." *She says, voice suddenly ice cold.*
blender_bunny@mac.com: *Rick swayed back and forth*
Goodnight Clarice.
Lithaladhwen: ...
Thramkalith: *A blue-white fog whisps up from Rick's face (assuming
he's actually listening to the stange woman in the purple dress), sort of
like stange colored smoke, kind of like the small men from earlier, and
it drained into Yomi's
Thramkalith: hand. It continues to do so... Until conciousness leaves
him*
Thramkalith: ( Assuming he has a finite quantity of life )
blender_bunny@mac.com: *ANd then Rick was asleep or
unconscious either or!*
Thramkalith: ( Unconcious )
Deus Fio: I don't have markers to draw on his face.
Thramkalith: *Yomi sighs.* "Don't draw on his face, if he's willing to
trust me I'd at least hope he can trust his... Apparent friends."
Lithaladhwen: He has more reason to trust me than I do you.
Lithaladhwen: *kneels down to pull one of his arms over her
shoulder*
Lithaladhwen: Agh, crap. People are heavy.
Thramkalith: "And?" *Yomi asks, looking over at her idly.* "Want help
with that?"
Lithaladhwen: I'm a college girl. You think I haven't dragged
unconscious people around before?
Deus Fio: *runs around Nicki to grab the other side*
Lithaladhwen: I-- Boreas...
Deus Fio: Wha?
Thramkalith: "No, but that doesn't mean you find it easy, or enjoyable."
*Yomi shrugs.*
Lithaladhwen: It's nothing. Thank you, Boreas.
Lithaladhwen: C'mon if you're coming... *heads for the door
with Rick*
Thramkalith: "Though apparently you trust me at least a little, for all I
claimed I was putting him to sleep you have no idea what I have or
haven't done. Interesting for someone who seems to loathe me so."
Deus Fio: Are you sure you wanna be seen with me on campus,
though?
PapatymisonN has entered the room.
Deus Fio: I stand out a little!
PapatymisonN: (I love arpee!)
Thramkalith: *Yomi follows, just watching, as the two drag him to the
taxi.*
Lithaladhwen: I'd know if you did anything stupid. I used to
be a med student.
Lithaladhwen: And Boreas, I really don't care.
PapatymisonN: (Sitch?)
PapatymisonN: (Never mind.)
Deus Fio: "Oh my god, the girl with the weird hair hangs out with
that guy? He's the sexiest thing I've ever seen!"
Lithaladhwen: .....Yes. Just like that.
Thramkalith: "Just saying. And unless he regenerates or something
strange like that he's likely not going to be wakeable for at least, eh...
I'd give him at least five hours. Maybe more."
Lithaladhwen: *They get in the cab because one eventually
comes*
Lithaladhwen: Which is why he's going to my dorm and not
lying in a bar with people I don't know.
Deus Fio: "I find myself removing my tight-fitting sorority girl pants
almost unconsciously!"
Lithaladhwen: ....
Lithaladhwen: They do it reflexively anyway, I think.
Thramkalith: "A good plan, really. I assume you don't want me tagging
along." *She says, watching the three of them.*
Deus Fio: ...
Lithaladhwen: Astute.
Deus Fio: Why, oh, why did I drop out?
Deus Fio: *darkly:* Oh, now I remember, never mind.
Lithaladhwen: ....what?
Deus Fio: Nothin'. Secret identity stuff.
Lithaladhwen: Meh. Fair.
Thramkalith: "Well... Have fun you two... Three." *She says, watching
them.
Thramkalith: "I'm sure we'll run into each other again, if only because
some of us prefer venues where we don't get funny looks."
Deus Fio: No we won't, I'm leaving town.
Deus Fio: Forever.
Thramkalith: "Oh good, are we having a 'don't come back' party? Can I
attend?"
Deus Fio: You know what I love? Hostility.
Deus Fio: (I gotta go! Test at 8:00 in the goddamn.)
Lithaladhwen: *chuckles*
Lithaladhwen: Let's go.
Thramkalith: "You know what you can't take? A joke." *Yomi says,
totally placcid.*
Lithaladhwen: *eyeroll*
Lithaladhwen: *And they head off in their cab toward Nicki's
dorm!*
Lithaladhwen: </Nicki>
Deus Fio: (Actually, Boreas automatically takes jokes.)
Deus Fio: </Boreas>
Thramkalith: </Yomi>
Deus Fio: (It's seriousness that unnerves him.)
Thramkalith: Yay stealing people's life energy to help them sleep.
Lithaladhwen: *ahem*
Deus Fio: AND NOW, 120 SECONDS OF KELIEL AND
TELERAK.
Thramkalith: No.
Deus Fio: <Telerak Zekail>
Deus Fio: (YES.)
Deus Fio: (I'm timing it. GO.)
Lithaladhwen: G'night!
Thramkalith: ( No )
Deus Fio: (DO IT.)
Lithaladhwen: (WTF?)
Deus Fio: (It's just 120 seconds! Two minutes!)
Thramkalith: ( I dunno... Is Yomi... Working properly in the setting? )
Deus Fio: Keliel, I've decided you should start using a spear,
because it's a manly weapon and it would make you look taller.
Thramkalith: < Still remarkably not Keliel Kartoff >
Lithaladhwen: (Why does this remind me of Kenan and Kel?)
Thramkalith: ( Who and who? )
Deus Fio: (I don't know. It's nothing like that.)
Deus Fio: (It's more an Abbott and Costello relationship, with a
straight man and a stooge.)
Lithaladhwen: ('kay. Going to bed for real now.)
Lithaladhwen: (*lurks to log*)
Deus Fio: (...I think we should always finish RPs by running 120
seconds of another setting.)
Thramkalith: ( Telerak being the stooge )
Deus Fio: (NO BUT SERIOUSLY I'M GOING TO BED)
Thramkalith: Awh, I wanted to get a quick feel for how Metro City is
supposed to be, I don't trust my own little... Toying.
Thramkalith: Like is Yomi... Appropriate? >_>
Thramkalith: I dunno, I'm remarkably insecure. And apparently talking
to no one.
Thramkalith: Damn you all.
Deus Fio: Yeah, Yomi's fine.
Deus Fio: There's a lot of mysticism in mainstream comic
settings too, and that's what MC is based on.
Deus Fio: But seriously, I have a test in 7 hours.
Deus Fio: Night!
PapatymisonN: *gives the thumbs up to magic*
PapatymisonN: Bye.
Thramkalith: Yay... Now we just need to have a Zombie invasion so
she can do more than just puts around >_>
Thramkalith: Putz, even, if one like that spelling. Night Spleen.
Deus Fio has left the room.
PapatymisonN has left the room.
blender_bunny@mac.com has left the room.
Thramkalith has left the room.
Thramkalith has entered the room.
Thramkalith has left the room.