| Friday, May 18, 2007 |
| 3:56 PM |
| PapatymisonN: | ... ANY second now... |
| PapatymisonN: | Any second, and they'll come streaming through that chatroom door... |
| Deus Fio: | Hey, you pieces of crap. *punches Rick in the eye* |
| PapatymisonN: | ... just wait for it... |
| CGNakibe: | (Sorry, can't RP right now when the 'rents will be along in a bit to whisk me away to exotic dinner locales) |
| PapatymisonN: | Tell 'em you got salmonella. |
| CGNakibe: | I've also got a growling stomach. |
| Deus Fio: | Or accidentally got a wasp's nest lodged in your colon. |
| PapatymisonN: | That works too. |
| PapatymisonN: | In fact, lemme help you. |
| J4deninj44: | Ewww, stinging in the rectum. |
| PapatymisonN: | *SHOONK* |
| PapatymisonN: | It's the pressure that's worse. |
| J4deninj44: | *jabs a finger at Spleen's direction* Organ Boy over her requested New York from me. |
| Deus Fio: | *bites the finger* |
| PapatymisonN: | *cuts off the head that bites the finger* |
| PapatymisonN: | No touchy Amanda! Amanda HOLY. Not worthy, baka! e_e |
| J4deninj44: | Damn. Phone. |
| syrazemyla: | We'll see how long I am here. Anyways, deciding setting? |
| J4deninj44: | Back. |
| GC130A: | Almost. We seem to be clearing the first stage of RP setup, which is biting. |
| PapatymisonN: | 1st gen, small town outside Doma. |
| PapatymisonN: | For I have decreed it so! |
| PapatymisonN: | *Doma City |
| J4deninj44: | So it is written, so it shall be done. |
| PapatymisonN: | Everyone ready? Market square... |
| J4deninj44: | *salutes* |
| syrazemyla: | (I CAN HAS RP?) |
| PapatymisonN: | (YES YOU CAN HAS) |
| PapatymisonN: | <RP> |
| J4deninj44: | *Sirvix is leading some strange looking girls through the market* This is a "maaaarkeeeet". It's where humans and elves and other creatures come to buy things. |
| J4deninj44: | Girl 1: *raises her hand* Mrs. Silvar, can you buy souls here as well? |
| Deus Fio: | <Seryntas> |
| J4deninj44: | *sighs sadly* No, unfortunately. They have some laws against that. I think it has something to do with people selling them at foolishly low prices. |
| PapatymisonN: | *a fellow is perusing the melons... he has shoulderlength black hair, a big grey cloak, dark brown skin, curious red eyes, and... a curiously familiar face...* |
| GC130A: | (I shouldn't be so tempted...) |
| syrazemyla: | (Yes, I'm sure you're quite *interested* in the melons...) |
| Deus Fio: | *Seryntas has come to buy things in the maaaarkeeeet, after a consultation with an armorsmith in town who gave him a price he didn't like for sabaton repair.* |
| J4deninj44: | *the girls look at each other and some take notes. Some girls have horns, others tails, some wings, and most fangs.* |
| PapatymisonN: | ... >_> *the girls give the fellow pause...* |
| Deus Fio: | (Anyone need a description of Seryntas?) |
| J4deninj44: | Now, who knows what currency they use in Doma? |
| PapatymisonN: | (I know I'm good.) |
| J4deninj44: | (I think I remember from the Tarrasque fight. I looked folk up.) |
| GC130A: | (Giant guy in blue Megaman armor?) |
| syrazemyla: | (I've see him as well. Now any requests for which character I should use?) |
| Deus Fio: | (Close enough!) |
| J4deninj44: | Girl 5: Teeth! My dad says Middlerealmers have lots of teeth. |
| GC130A: | (Ha!) |
| PapatymisonN: | IM: Oh, great. DEMONS. Just what I needed today... |
| J4deninj44: | *considers this* No, but now that I think about it, my Hakaril's smile is rather full of pearly white teeth....No, no no. It's "giiiiiiiiiil". |
| J4deninj44: | *The collective "ooooooh" is given and some girls take notes* |
| J4deninj44: | So Middlerealmers are much like High Order Demon when it comes to commerce. They trade things for other things. In this case, little coins for well...lots of stuff. |
| PapatymisonN: | *a melon slips!... into the pack of children!* |
| J4deninj44: | Girl 2: EEEEEEEEEK!!! Is a Slorp Krawg! |
| J4deninj44: | *Girls* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! |
| PapatymisonN: | ... *steps into their midst, and picks it up* |
| J4deninj44: | Sirvix: Girls, girls! Calm down. It's...Oh. |
| PapatymisonN: | Just a piece of fruit, children. |
| PapatymisonN: | Nothing to fear. |
| J4deninj44: | Girl 3: Slorp Krawgs are fruit??? |
| PapatymisonN: | I do not know that to be true, but this is not a Slorp Krawg. |
| PapatymisonN: | This is a canteloupe. |
| J4deninj44: | *the girls gather around the canteloupe and eye is suspiciously* |
| J4deninj44: | Girl 1: Do you eat it? |
| J4deninj44: | Girl 2: It doesn't smell like a slorp krawg. I bet it's poisonous. |
| PapatymisonN: | ... it is food, yes. |
| PapatymisonN: | *cracks it open on his knee* It's actually quite good. |
| PapatymisonN: | ... would you like some? |
| J4deninj44: | Girl 3: I'm scared. I hear the MiddleRealm is full of nasty things like "politicians"! |
| Deus Fio: | *Seryntas stops at the fringe of the crowd, wondering what a Slorp Krawg is and what the hell is going on in general.* |
| PapatymisonN: | None found here... |
| GC130A: | *And a rather wiry fellow with blue eyes and a long blonde ponytail is watching the spectacle!* |
| J4deninj44: | *Sirvix walks over and smiles approvingly.* It's quite good. It taste like Gorfenmuggens and Swelfirns. |
| Deus Fio: | IM: She's makin' up words. |
| T3chn0Namagomi: | (Gaera Main?) |
| Deus Fio: | IM: Ain't no way real people eat somethin' called a "Gorfenmuggen". |
| Deus Fio: | (Yup.) |
| GC130A: | (Eyup.) |
| syrazemyla: | <Sable> |
| J4deninj44: | *more collective "oooooh"ing. The girls take the the halves of melons and take turns eating* |
| PapatymisonN: | *grins* |
| J4deninj44: | Girl 4: It's juicy like Swelfirns and none of the sticky spikes either! |
| syrazemyla: | *A young woman is looking askance at the group of children.* |
| T3chn0Namagomi: | (Characters involved?) |
| J4deninj44: | Girl 1: Oh, it's better the Gorfenmuggens! |
| PapatymisonN: | *leans over to the teacher, and whispers* Do many demon hordes need kindergarten classes? |
| J4deninj44: | (Sirvix and some girls from an UnderRealm school) |
| PapatymisonN: | (I haven't said his name yet.) |
| syrazemyla: | *to Seryntas, who is closest to her* I didn't know that this place doubled as a school. |
| J4deninj44: | Only the ones that can afford it. |
| T3chn0Namagomi: | (Er, location?) |
| PapatymisonN: | RICH demon hordes... the thought intrigues me. |
| PapatymisonN: | (A small town outside Doma City.) |
| Deus Fio: | I ain't from around here, I'm up in the city proper. |
| GC130A: | *takes the chance while the two adults are distracted! Creating the illusion of one of the halves opening a pair of eyes... and winking at the class.* |
| J4deninj44: | These girls are acutally in middle school. They're from Our Lady of Hatred's School for Promising Maidens. |
| Deus Fio: | So 'sfar as I'm knowin', this is a daily thing. |
| J4deninj44: | Girl 5: It has eyes! |
| GC130A: | *It glares!* |
| J4deninj44: | Girl 3: It's a SLORP KRAWG! |
| PapatymisonN: | Demon SAINTS... I daresay that I am grossly - what? |
| J4deninj44: | Girls: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! |
| GC130A: | *and then they disappear!* |
| PapatymisonN: | What on...? *approaches his perfectly good melons...* |
| PapatymisonN: | ... There were eyes, you say? |
| J4deninj44: | Girls! Girls! Canteloupes do not have eyes! And Slorp Krawgs don't exist past the demon gates. |
| PapatymisonN: | Even so, better safe then sorry. |
| J4deninj44: | Girl 4: It glared at me. Like a politician! *the girls scream* |
| PapatymisonN: | *hurls the fruit far away, down the street* Get out of here, you slorp krawg bastard! Never return! |
| syrazemyla: | Yeah, I'm not from around here, either. I'm just sightseeing. |
| A Rockin SN: | (Ack) |
| J4deninj44: | *sternly* Girls! Politicians don't glare at children, the smile deceptively and then they eat your souls and your children! |
| syrazemyla: | *to the class* You sure it wasn't just the seeds? Some of them look kind of lik eyes. |
| GC130A: | *If it was a good, whole melon he threw, saunters off after it. No point in wasting a good meal, eh?* |
| A Rockin SN: | (Aw, why the hell not?!) |
| A Rockin SN: | <Daien> |
| J4deninj44: | Girl 2: I...well...I thought it might have been glaring but...*looks unsure.* |
| A Rockin SN: | *a certain bishy white-haired elf is passing through. HE looks as assholish as ever.* |
| Deus Fio: | IM: Och, demons. Half a mind to follow them and watch to make sure they're not up to no good no that's not right not all demons are evil yeah but most are stop arguing. |
| PapatymisonN: | *as good as a melon thrown down the street and picked at by a bunch of demon schoolgirls can be...* |
| J4deninj44: | Now, who wants to go to a strip club? |
| J4deninj44: | *hands are raised* |
| PapatymisonN: | o.o |
| PapatymisonN: | There are none in town. |
| GC130A: | *checks from a distance and leaves it. Bleah* |
| A Rockin SN: | *looks at the demonesses and the fellow, smirking* |
| J4deninj44: | *collective disappointment including Sirvix* Well, what kind of education am I to give these girls if I can't get them to see the seedy parts of life. |
| J4deninj44: | Girls: O____O *eyed Daien* |
| J4deninj44: | eye* |
| J4deninj44: | Girl 2: Is that an Incubus? |
| J4deninj44: | Girl 3: *squeals* Do you think he'll take our souls? *tittering ensues* |
| A Rockin SN: | *raises an eyebrow* IM: What -are- they tittering about... |
| PapatymisonN: | ... hmm... there are ... unsanctioned boxing matches nearby... |
| J4deninj44: | Girl 4: What if he's a vampire? I've always wanted to be bitten? *sighs dreamily* |
| PapatymisonN: | (Wow. My guy's chopped liver.) |
| J4deninj44: | Girl 1: Oh, oh. Look he has such pale skin, like a corpse. |
| J4deninj44: | Girl 4: I want to date an angel. |
| J4deninj44: | Girls: Ewwwwwwwww! |
| PapatymisonN: | ... is that so wrong? |
| PapatymisonN: | There are some that forsake their God and become Fallen... |
| PapatymisonN: | I hear they're quite friendly. |
| syrazemyla: | *goes over to Daien* Wow. Long time no see. |
| PapatymisonN: | To demons, anyways. |
| J4deninj44: | Girl 2: Fallen Angels? How naughty.... |
| PapatymisonN: | That's the idea. |
| J4deninj44: | Girl 3: When I marry a demon overlord, I'm going to take over the MiddleRealm and make everyone an Incubus! |
| J4deninj44: | Girl 1: Don't be stupid. Taking over the MiddleRealm hasn't been done in a millenia. I just want to take over the UnderRealm and crush everyone beneath my will. |
| Deus Fio: | ...I don't think most of us wanna be an incubus. |
| PapatymisonN: | ... such high hopes these girls have. |
| PapatymisonN: | Makes me hopeful for the future. *grin* |
| J4deninj44: | Girl 4: Why not? Inucubi are soooo dreamy! |
| syrazemyla: | Yeah, the last guy who tried to take over the Middle Realm ended up in a very big pit. |
| J4deninj44: | Girl 1: You must be talking about Malachias. *smiles self importantly* |
| PapatymisonN: | Ah, yes, Malachias... waht an idiot. |
| PapatymisonN: | *what |
| T3chn0Namagomi: | *meanwhile, onto the scene walks a rather young-looking guy...only appearing to be 16. Brown hair, blue eyes...red cape, blue and green getup, and carrying what seems to be a rather large sword slung on his hip...* |
| J4deninj44: | Girl 1: He was my 24th Uncle. |
| Deus Fio: | I'd rather stay human if it's all right with you, aye? |
| PapatymisonN: | I hope, for your sake, foolishness isn't hereditary. |
| J4deninj44: | Girl 4: Is it true human boys break when you bend them the wrong way? |
| T3chn0Namagomi: | ...<_<; |
| syrazemyla: | Yes, it's true. *smiles at them* |
| Deus Fio: | >_> |
| PapatymisonN: | Same for human females, most of the time... |
| J4deninj44: | Girls: *disappointment* |
| Deus Fio: | IM: Wonder what they mean break. |
| T3chn0Namagomi: | *edges a bit away from the girls...* |
| syrazemyla: | Sometimes if you bend them the right way too. |
| T3chn0Namagomi: | <_<; IM: Weeeird... |
| J4deninj44: | Girl 1: When I find a boy, I'm going to curse him to love me and only me or else he'll turn insides out. |
| GC130A: | *back! When did he get back?* Hey, I resent that. *crosses arms* Only the paper-flimsy ones. |
| PapatymisonN: | Not enough incentive. |
| J4deninj44: | Girl 2: I want to play with a human boy! I here they scream really loud when you beat them. |
| Deus Fio: | I ain't broke yet, and I get bent different ways all the time. |
| T3chn0Namagomi: | *is...notably human* |
| PapatymisonN: | ... eh. Depends on age, size, and what weapon. |
| J4deninj44: | (WB) |
| PapatymisonN: | (WB. ... what was that?) |
| syrazemyla: | (You aren't allowed to be human. See what happento him.) |
| T3chn0Namagomi: | (That was my internet sucking) |
| J4deninj44: | *Sirvix waves the brown haired swordsman over* The girls would love it if you tried to slay them. They've never met a demonslayer before and they'd love the opportunity to brag to their classmates. |
| Deus Fio: | (Which brown haired swordsman?) |
| T3chn0Namagomi: | ...Err, what? But...I haven't exactly killed any demons or any of the such. O_o; |
| PapatymisonN: | .... heh. This should be interesting... |
| J4deninj44: | (Dougs) |
| Deus Fio: | (Seryntas has brown hair under his helmet and what is clearly a sword on his back.) |
| T3chn0Namagomi: | (But this guy has visible hair!) |
| J4deninj44: | Just wave your sword at them and proclaim to be a paladin or something. |
| PapatymisonN: | (Ha! I'm unique! I'm playing a brown-SKINNED swordsman!) |
| T3chn0Namagomi: | (...it's selrahc, isn't it?) |
| Der DWSage: | (So, I'm nearly an hour late. What's this, then?) |
| Deus Fio: | (Who needs a brown-skinned swordsman when you have THIS?) |
| PapatymisonN: | (He doesn't go by that anymore.) |
| Deus Fio: | (Niranjan: What? o_o) |
| T3chn0Namagomi: | (Still guessed just that) |
| J4deninj44: | (*throws a ball into Niranjan*) |
| T3chn0Namagomi: | Uh...okay...o_o; |
| Deus Fio: | (Niranjan: *HALF MAN HALF BALL?!*) |
| PapatymisonN: | (*always wants to read that as Ninjaran*) |
| GC130A: | *blinks at Sirvix* Class...? How many more of these little monsters do you have? |
| J4deninj44: | *Gives the swordsman an eagle* |
| T3chn0Namagomi: | *pulls out his sword and randomly waves it in the air* Uh, hi, I'm a paladin or something. I've...never really met any demons before or something. |
| PapatymisonN: | Hey, now, be nice. They're only monsters AFTER they've eaten your soul. |
| Der DWSage: | (>_> Uhm. Seriously now. What's going on now?) |
| Deus Fio: | >_> |
| J4deninj44: | Girl 3: It's a paladin! |
| Deus Fio: | IM: I'm sofuckingconfused. |
| PapatymisonN: | (Sirvix has brought her class of demon girls to a small town outside Doma City.) |
| Der DWSage: | (You and me both, Niranjan. You and me both.) |
| GC130A: | I thought it was a compliment... |
| T3chn0Namagomi: | o_o; |
| Deus Fio: | (You're half man, half ball, Sage?) |
| syrazemyla: | *subtle illusion magic! The paladin guy now glows with a holy aura!* |
| Der DWSage: | (No, sofuckingconfused.) |
| Deus Fio: | (Oh. No, that's Seryntas that said it. We're in Gaera Main.) |
| T3chn0Namagomi: | ...Hey, what the--? |
| T3chn0Namagomi: | Why the heck am I glowing? |
| Der DWSage: | (I see! Hm...) |
| J4deninj44: | Girl 1: EEEEEEEK! He's going to kill us! |
| Deus Fio: | *It dawns on Seryntas what's going on here.* |
| Deus Fio: | IM: He's gonna be in trouble if they decide to call for help, I'd think. |
| J4deninj44: | Girl 3: Quick, what to do we do!? |
| T3chn0Namagomi: | Wait! I don't want to kill you! |
| J4deninj44: | Girl 1: *opens her notes and skims through* Um...um...um.... |
| syrazemyla: | *The glow brightens even more |
| T3chn0Namagomi: | Why would I ever want to randomly butcher girls? |
| PapatymisonN: | Cuz they want to eat your soul? |
| T3chn0Namagomi: | ...besides! I have no magical talent of my own whatsoever! |
| PapatymisonN: | But then, it wouldn't be as random, of course... |
| T3chn0Namagomi: | I know enough of this magic stuff to know that I'm not glowing of my own accord! |
| J4deninj44: | Girl 4: Sirvix do something! EEEEEEE! |
| Der DWSage: | (Ye gads, I am now so fucking tempted.) |
| PapatymisonN: | *chuckles, watching this with relish* IM: This is more amusing than a barrel of rabid starved monkeys! |
| T3chn0Namagomi: | ...I'm NOT GOING TO KILL YOU. *sheathing his sword* |
| J4deninj44: | Girls, girls! I don't think -I- could fight this brave, warrior of Ishtar! |
| Deus Fio: | Huh. Bet I could. |
| syrazemyla: | *The glow dies off* |
| GC130A: | Hey, that's not a bad idea. |
| J4deninj44: | Girls: o.o *look at Seryntas* |
| Deus Fio: | Eh? >_> <_< |
| Deus Fio: | IM: Me an' my big mouth. |
| PapatymisonN: | Booooooo! We want some bloodshed! |
| T3chn0Namagomi: | ...Oi, oi, hey, I don't serve any gods or the like. |
| Deus Fio: | Oh, naw, I'm not gonna fight anyone. |
| syrazemyla: | (Anyways, I he to go, WTF everyone.) |
| J4deninj44: | (Bye!) |
| GC130A: | When in doubt... look at the biggest, strongest guy around and make puppy eyes? Hm. |
| GC130A: | (Ciao!) |
| syrazemyla: | *Sable has, while everyone was distracted, sliped away.* |
| Deus Fio: | <_< >_> |
| J4deninj44: | Girl 1: Oh! I know! |
| Der DWSage: | (...Whaddaya think-should I bring Kumo in?) |
| A Rockin SN: | (Arg!) |
| PapatymisonN: | *saunters over to Sirvix, whispering* They're just playing, right? Or is someone going to be splattered on the ground of my little berg?] |
| J4deninj44: | (sure if he wants to get swarmed by demons.) |
| T3chn0Namagomi: | I mean...sheesh. Okay, so I fight in the favor of those in need, but it's not like I'm some holier-than-thou paladin out to kill demons on the basis of existing! |
| GC130A: | (I approve this message.) |
| A Rockin SN: | (Are the demonesses still there?) |
| J4deninj44: | Oooooh, it's all fun and games. |
| J4deninj44: | (Yep) |
| A Rockin SN: | *passes by, finally deciding not to bother too much* |
| PapatymisonN: | *w* Are you as amused as I am that that fellow thinks this is for real? |
| J4deninj44: | I'll destory this entire city before I let something happen to these little darlings. *sweet motherly smile* |
| J4deninj44: | Girls: O________O |
| J4deninj44: | Girl 4: Um...excuse me! *runs up to Daien* |
| Der DWSage: | Uhm...that's not the best way to protect. >.> |
| A Rockin SN: | *blinks, turning around* Hm? |
| Der DWSage: | *Coming up to the group is a certain blue-white Moogle, wearing White Mage robes!* |
| T3chn0Namagomi: | ...o_o; |
| J4deninj44: | Girl 4: Will you...sign my notebook? *holds it up to him* |
| Deus Fio: | >_>? |
| PapatymisonN: | ... awwwww! I didn't know teddy bears were engineered to walk yet! ^_^ |
| Der DWSage: | *He is suddenly very acutely aware that he looks like a large teddy bear, and that there are several adolescents around. This generally involves pain for him.* |
| PapatymisonN: | ... oh, right. Moogle. Sorry. *grin* |
| Deus Fio: | IM: Oi, who's he that he gets notebooks t' sign? |
| J4deninj44: | Girl 1: o.o *looks at the moogle* |
| Der DWSage: | 9.9 |
| A Rockin SN: | *raises an eyebrow at the girl, then shrugs* IM: If it will get her to go away. |
| Der DWSage: | IM:Ohshit. My poor internal organs! |
| Der DWSage: | I'll ignore that little jab for your sake. |
| GC130A: | *to Seryntas, regarding Kumo!* Ten gil says they forget about his holiness in less than five seconds. |
| PapatymisonN: | I have poor self control. Forgive me. |
| J4deninj44: | Girl: *adjusts her glasses* LOOK! |
| J4deninj44: | Girls: O_________________________________O |
| T3chn0Namagomi: | *to Sirvix* Err...what was this about anyway, by the way? |
| Der DWSage: | *Looks resigned to his fate of hugging!* |
| J4deninj44: | Girl 4: *looks at Daien then the moogle* |
| J4deninj44: | Girls: *scream and hug each other* It's going to eat us! |
| Der DWSage: | ...Well, that's a new reaction. |
| Der DWSage: | *A wing twitches!* |
| J4deninj44: | Girls 1: Stay back, Fangalor Bunnies are vicious, bloodthirsty monsters! |
| Deus Fio: | *shrugs* Well, yer right, but I wasn't expectin that. |
| PapatymisonN: | ... *snrrrrrrrrk!* |
| Der DWSage: | You and me both. First time anyone has been afraid of me. |
| GC130A: | *just busy cracking up* |
| PapatymisonN: | BAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *falls on his ass laughing* |
| J4deninj44: | Sirvix: *looks at the moogle* o.o .........*gets blue in the face* It...i....IT'S A FANGALOR BUNNY!! |
| Der DWSage: | ...Er, no? |
| J4deninj44: | *grabs Selrach and practically throws him at it! |
| J4deninj44: | * |
| Der DWSage: | *WHAM* |
| J4deninj44: | >.< KILL IT! KILL IT! KILL IT! |
| PapatymisonN: | GA*THROWN* |
| GC130A: | *practically dying back here* |
| PapatymisonN: | o.o Um... |
| Deus Fio: | Uh, ma'am, it's just a moogle. |
| A Rockin SN: | *amused* |
| Der DWSage: | ...Ow...my internal organs... |
| PapatymisonN: | *w* Play along, moogle. I won't hurt you. |
| T3chn0Namagomi: | *waves Sirvix aside* Oi, oi. What's all this about? |
| Deus Fio: | I dunno what a Fangalor Bunny is but...that ain't it, I can tell you. |
| Der DWSage: | *w*And if I decide to leave this craziness right now? |
| PapatymisonN: | *w* These girls won't get a good show. *smirk* |
| Der DWSage: | *Sigh* |
| Der DWSage: | Er. Rar? |
| J4deninj44: | >.< *hiding behind Seryntas and the other swordsman* |
| J4deninj44: | Girls: O O AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! |
| Der DWSage: | *Is still being crushed by someone three times his size* |
| J4deninj44: | *running around in crazed circles* |
| PapatymisonN: | *summons his weapon, a glowing blade, to his hand* |
| J4deninj44: | Girl 2: Don't look into its eyes! |
| PapatymisonN: | Foul beast! I shall rout you from this land! |
| A Rockin SN: | *idly* Can't I just set it on fire? |
| Der DWSage: | ...Raaaar! *Gets up, starts to...dance?* |
| J4deninj44: | Girl 4: The inucubus will save us! |
| J4deninj44: | *the girls hide behind Daien* |
| Deus Fio: | Hah. That'll be great, aye. |
| J4deninj44: | incubus* |
| A Rockin SN: | IM: Incubus? |
| PapatymisonN: | (I like the thought of an inucubus... ^_^) |
| A Rockin SN: | IM: Damn. |
| A Rockin SN: | (Inucubus?) |
| PapatymisonN: | BEGONE! |
| Deus Fio: | Burn a defenseless...well, you know what that is. |
| T3chn0Namagomi: | >_> Incubus? ...looks more like an elf. o.o; |
| J4deninj44: | (Dog incus?) |
| J4deninj44: | (Damitol.) |
| Der DWSage: | *...And as he dances, sparks of darkness begin flying everywhere! Not just where he's dancing, oh no-it's in a steadily spreading circle!* |
| PapatymisonN: | *raises the sword over his head, and slams it down... NEXT to Kumo* |
| PapatymisonN: | *w* "Die". |
| J4deninj44: | Girls: He killed the Fangalor Bunny! |
| Der DWSage: | *And he does a lovely pirouette into the air, a lovely death-cry...and falls heavily on his back, tongue lolling out of his mouth* |
| J4deninj44: | Girls: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!! |
| J4deninj44: | *they run over to Selrahc and hug him* |
| PapatymisonN: | *hugs them back* I was only doing my duty. |
| PapatymisonN: | ^_^ |
| A Rockin SN: | Can I set it on fire now? |
| PapatymisonN: | I shall take the "foul beast" to be properly cleansed. |
| Der DWSage: | *...And as soon as Selrahc's attention is turned away, Kumo does another little jig-Dan's character will find that his clothes are now aflame! A little, anyway.* |
| J4deninj44: | *Sirvix examines the Fang-uh...moogle* 6.6;;;;; Truly an evil of no match... |
| Der DWSage: | FUN-GAH! |
| T3chn0Namagomi: | ...Oi, oi, can you seriously explain to me what's going on here? *to Sirvix* |
| PapatymisonN: | o.o! It lives again! |
| Deus Fio: | >_> Yeah, sure, set it on fire, I'd like to explain this to the guards so I can make someone else as crazy as I am. |
| Der DWSage: | >_> Yeah. Look, I'm not a...Fangora, you called me? |
| GC130A: | It's a zombie Fangalor! Oh, shit! |
| J4deninj44: | Girls: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! |
| Der DWSage: | I'm a MOOGLE. |
| J4deninj44: | *Sirvix screams and prepares to throw Doug's character at the moogle but pauses* |
| J4deninj44: | o.o |
| J4deninj44: | Moogle? I've heard of those! |
| PapatymisonN: | ... oh. Well, anyone could make that mistake. |
| A Rockin SN: | *cast a fire spell at the Moogle* *But Kumo, were he hit by it, would realize the fire really doesn't hurt at all, though it goes get kinda hot* |
| Der DWSage: | Would it help if I said 'kupo' at the end of every sentence? |
| PapatymisonN: | Sorry! *wink* |
| Deus Fio: | I did say that, didn't I? |
| J4deninj44: | Girls, girls! |
| Deus Fio: | ...didn't I? |
| Deus Fio: | *tries to make sure he didn't imagine that* |
| Der DWSage: | *Gets hit! Watches his clothes not get burnt...and shrugs* |
| J4deninj44: | This is a "mooooooogle". |
| J4deninj44: | They're like Fangalor Bunnies but they're niiiiiice. |
| GC130A: | You did? |
| Der DWSage: | Uhm. A spontaneously combusting Moogle. |
| A Rockin SN: | It's a moogle on fire! |
| J4deninj44: | Girls: o.o *hurry around him and touch him curiously* |
| A Rockin SN: | Thn |
| A Rockin SN: | (Ack) |
| J4deninj44: | Girl 1: He's squishy like cotton! |
| T3chn0Namagomi: | o_o; |
| J4deninj44: | Girl 4: *puts her hand in his mouth* No fangs! |
| PapatymisonN: | *snicker!* |
| Deus Fio: | I...I think I did. |
| Der DWSage: | GHK! |
| Der DWSage: | *Bats her hand away from his mouth! |
| Der DWSage: | ** |
| J4deninj44: | *Sirvix leans on Seryntas* I'm so relieved... |
| Der DWSage: | Don't do that! I don't randomly stick my hand in your body parts, do I? |
| A Rockin SN: | I think moogles taste really good in stews.. |
| J4deninj44: | Girl 2: Would you? |
| J4deninj44: | Girl 3: We can eat them!? |
| PapatymisonN: | Not today. |
| Der DWSage: | ...You're a succubus, aren't you-no. We're stringy, tough, and make a horrible smell when cooked. |
| J4deninj44: | Girl 4: Those are white mage robes! |
| Deus Fio: | >_> O_O |
| J4deninj44: | Girls *jumps back* |
| J4deninj44: | Girl 1: Eeeeeewwww, I've got holy on me! |
| Deus Fio: | IM: Pretty girl learning on me pretty girl leaning on me pretty girl leaning on me |
| Der DWSage: | 6.6 |
| Der DWSage: | *Finally dispells that magic flame with another quick shuffle* |
| J4deninj44: | Girl 4: *hugs the moogle* <__< I like holy. *wink* |
| T3chn0Namagomi: | Oi, who are you, anyway? *to Sirvix* |
| Der DWSage: | *Hugged! Is quite...squishy* |
| Der DWSage: | IM:Lungs being moved. To. Spleen....x_X |
| J4deninj44: | Oh, I'm Sirvix Silvar. Wife of Hakaril Silvar. |
| PapatymisonN: | ... *heads over to Sirvix, just stands there* |
| J4deninj44: | Girl 4: I'm taking this one home, Mrs. Silvar! |
| J4deninj44: | o.o Okay! |
| PapatymisonN: | Be sure to housebreak him. |
| T3chn0Namagomi: | Ah. Name's Justin. |
| Der DWSage: | *Is trying to speak. It seems he can't! His lungs are somewhere in his belly now. :{* |
| GC130A: | Wait, Sirvix Silvar? The Sirvix Silver? o_o |
| Der DWSage: | IM:This is going to end with me wearing a frilly dress and a pink bow. I just know it. |
| GC130A: | *Silvar, even. |
| J4deninj44: | o.o Oh...have we had sex? |
| Deus Fio: | O_o |
| J4deninj44: | o.o |
| GC130A: | Terribly sorry, no. *rummages about his person and pulls a notebook* Could I get your autograph? |
| T3chn0Namagomi: | o_o; |
| Der DWSage: | Can't...breathe... |
| Deus Fio: | *Seryntas is paralyzed, basically. He's being leaned on by a beautiful woman with what are evidently very liberal sexual opinions and is the wife of a famous person, no less.* |
| GC130A: | *looks at the two swordsmen* What! It's a perfectly good question. |
| J4deninj44: | Girl 4: *drags Kumo over to her friends* I'm naming him Rape. |
| Der DWSage: | I see a bright light...I'm comin' ma! |
| T3chn0Namagomi: | ...*screwball gesture* |
| J4deninj44: | OH! *stands up straight and takes the notebook* |
| T3chn0Namagomi: | <_< |
| J4deninj44: | *she pulls a pen from her purse and signs her name with a little heart for the dots on her eyes* |
| J4deninj44: | Is* |
| GC130A: | *to Sirvix, quietly* It is a perfectly good question, right? |
| J4deninj44: | I's* |
| J4deninj44: | Sure! |
| J4deninj44: | Girls: *are fawning over Kumo. Combing his fur, playing with his dillybob and telling stories about their families* |
| GC130A: | Oh, good. *bow!* Thanks! |
| PapatymisonN: | ... oh, this is too much... |
| T3chn0Namagomi: | Right...I was just passing through anyway...o_o; |
| T3chn0Namagomi: | I...guess I'll be going now, or something. *starts to walk away* |
| J4deninj44: | God, all this attention reminds me of my schoolgirl days. Oh, man, I must have *counts* had sex 50 times a day when I was in high school. |
| PapatymisonN: | *was he offered the notebook?* |
| PapatymisonN: | Must have been tiring. |
| Der DWSage: | *When he gets a moment-and the devilgirl releases him enough to let him breathe-he'd be telling them that his name is Kumo. And that, as a matter of fact, he's a Haunted White Mage* |
| A Rockin SN: | 50 times a day, huh? |
| J4deninj44: | No, I was well trained. |
| GC130A: | Sounds like it was high school. |
| Der DWSage: | ...Fifty times? When'd you actually have time for schoo...succubus. Right. |
| A Rockin SN: | Yes, yes it does. |
| Der DWSage: | Question withdrawn. |
| A Rockin SN: | I bet more than half of those -were- school, short stuff. *to Kumo* |
| Der DWSage: | Hence why I withdrew the question. |
| A Rockin SN: | Mhm. |
| J4deninj44: | o.o You know...Me and Hakaril will have to have sex that much one day.... |
| GC130A: | *Also, Selrahc was not. Is he famous?* |
| J4deninj44: | ^___^ Makes me want to oil the leather straps and break out the chains. *shivers gleefully* |
| GC130A: | *just... takes a step away* |
| Deus Fio: | o_o |
| Der DWSage: | ...You ever know someone named Nightbride, out of curiousity? |
| Deus Fio: | *manages to take a step or two away from Sirvix* |
| PapatymisonN: | *he doesn't want to be anymore* |
| J4deninj44: | o.o Nightbride...Nightbride....Nope. |
| PapatymisonN: | ... there are a lot of kinky chicks roaming this country... |
| PapatymisonN: | You... this Nightbride character... Amana Il Bast... Quinn... |
| J4deninj44: | AMANA! |
| J4deninj44: | She's Ships Daddymom. |
| Der DWSage: | And Shikhaela. Don't forget her. |
| PapatymisonN: | Can't if I haven't heard of her. |
| A Rockin SN: | *facepalms* Some people just won't go away. |
| Deus Fio: | I've met Quinn, actually...in a bar... |
| GC130A: | *nudges Sel* So, is it a good or a bad thing you know them all by name? |
| J4deninj44: | All right, girls! It's time to go. If we don't hurry, the Gatekeeper will get cross and that's a dick I don't want to say "I'm sorry" too. |
| J4deninj44: | Girls:Awwwwwwww. |
| J4deninj44: | (I'm going to get some dinner.) |
| Der DWSage: | ...And you can't take me with you! They'd...uh...beat me for being holy, or something. |
| PapatymisonN: | ... good thing. *grin* |
| J4deninj44: | (Anyone want anything?) |
| Der DWSage: | Or mistake me for a Fangalor. |
| Der DWSage: | (A large steak.) |
| GC130A: | (Fritos.) |
| PapatymisonN: | (Royal Adultery on whole wheat. ... and a cherry Coke.) |
| Der DWSage: | (Ooh, can I change my order?) |
| J4deninj44: | XD) |
| Der DWSage: | (I just want some common adultery. Maybe from Dairy Queen.) |
| J4deninj44: | ( Orders, noted. BRB, you crazy dudes.) |
| Deus Fio: | (Ham.) |
| J4deninj44: | *Sirvix leads the girls away* |
| Der DWSage: | *Is left without them!* |
| GC130A: | I'll take your word for it. *waves* |
| T3chn0Namagomi: | (I might be going for another RP eventually, so...) |
| Der DWSage: | ...Okay, I have to know. How many ribbons have they put in my fur? |
| PapatymisonN: | ... *counting...* |
| Der DWSage: | Is it more than twenty? |
| Der DWSage: | And how many are black? |
| GC130A: | Well, let's put it this way... you seem to have sprouted an infestation. |
| PapatymisonN: | ... there are too many to count. I give. |
| Der DWSage: | Urgh...I've gotta get home and get a mirror then. And maybe some scissors. |
| Der DWSage: | *Heads in that direction!* |
| Der DWSage: | (Yeah, I know, I gotta cut this short. Forgot that I've somewhere to be in half an hour, and I need to shave and stuff.) |
| PapatymisonN: | (Kay.) |
| GC130A: | *waves him off too!* Scissors wouldn't cut it. The shear mass of them would be... |
| PapatymisonN: | ... I hope your hair grows fast, is what he's saying. |
| GC130A: | *stretches* Well, that was half my excitement for the day. So who all are you lot? You look familiar. |
| PapatymisonN: | ... I'm not. |
| PapatymisonN: | *extends hand* Don. |
| Deus Fio: | Oh, uh, I'm Seryntas. |
| GC130A: | *nod to Seryntas* Pleasure. I'm Winfred. *to Don!* You seem pretty sure. You been invisible all your life? |
| Deus Fio: | Huh? |
| GC130A: | He says he's not familiar. I'm wondering if he's some kind of super-ninja. |
| Deus Fio: | Oh. I dunno. |
| PapatymisonN: | Me? |
| PapatymisonN: | No. |
| PapatymisonN: | Glad I am, though. |
| GC130A: | I have no idea what that meant, so I'll assume you're my fourth cousin's roommate's lover. Pleased to meet you, sir! *shakes hand* |
| Deus Fio: | ...huh? |
| Deus Fio: | What's that s'posed to mean? |
| PapatymisonN: | *shakes* |
| PapatymisonN: | *w* It means I used to rule the world, but now I'm a simple sheep herder. |
| Deus Fio: | ...eh? |
| PapatymisonN: | Keep that under your hat. *wink* |
| Deus Fio: | What do you mean "rule the world"? |
| GC130A: | *nod* Downward mobility at its finest. I salute you. |
| Deus Fio: | IM: Huh, this guy's as crazy as we are, if that's possible. |
| PapatymisonN: | Nothing. |
| PapatymisonN: | I mean nothing by it. Forget I said it. |
| PapatymisonN: | ... via copious consumption of alcohol, perhaps? |
| Deus Fio: | Uh, okay. Whatever you say. |
| PapatymisonN: | On me, fellas. *grin* |
| PapatymisonN: | *heads to the local watering hole...* |
| GC130A: | *flips a page in his notebook and writes Seryntas: Assumed Excellent Meatshield* |
| GC130A: | *and follows!* |
| Deus Fio: | *follows, still confused, but then again that's Seryntas.* |
| PapatymisonN: | *enters the seedy local bar!* |
| GC130A: | *on the way there, hands the book off to Don as well!* I don't suppose I could get yours, too? I'm working on a collection of rulers. |
| PapatymisonN: | ... very well. |
| PapatymisonN: | *signs a very well-scripted Donald Blackwell...* |
| PapatymisonN: | *takes up half a page, it does!* |
| GC130A: | Thanks! Yertle's needed some company. *tucks it away* |
| GC130A: | The local druid assured me he was *pose* king of all he could see. Sadly it's more of a smudge than a signature. |
| PapatymisonN: | He must have had poor eyesight. |
| GC130A: | Oh, you have no idea. |
| Deus Fio: | ... |
| Deus Fio: | *Seryntas is obviously very quiet.* |
| PapatymisonN: | *sits at the bar, and orders a mudwater* Oh, I can't believe I like this stuff... |
| GC130A: | *flips back a page and adds: May or may not have a mysterious past.* |
| PapatymisonN: | You must at least try it... *orders a round* |
| Deus Fio: | *drinks it* Not bad. Then again, I drink anything booze. |
| GC130A: | Can't see a lot of choice, the fuckers are out of Valthka. So! *to Seryntas* What's your story? |
| GC130A: | *still, eyes it suspiciously* |
| A Rockin SN: | (GC's character: Sign my autograph?) |
| A Rockin SN: | (Sauron: I'm a giant eye, you nitwit.) |
| GC130A: | (:D) |
| Deus Fio: | Story? No story, just a small claim bounty hunter out of a small town just like this. |
| PapatymisonN: | (And just so you know, mudwater is an ORC drink. Need I say more?) |
| Deus Fio: | I think I know this stuff...orc, right? |
| Deus Fio: | I did some work with orcs. |
| PapatymisonN: | Mm. They swear by the stuff. |
| T3chn0Namagomi: | (Someone is obviously and blatantly pro-orc or somesuch. XP) |
| PapatymisonN: | (... not BLATANTLY... <.< I just don't think the lumpy races get enough love, that's all.) |
| T3chn0Namagomi: | (There tends to be a reason for that, I would believe) |
| GC130A: | *looks at it like it just grew an extra head!* I'll... pass, thanks. |
| GC130A: | (Hey, orcs are awesome. ...some of them, anyway.) |
| PapatymisonN: | ... Hey, hey... you're insulting your host... |
| PapatymisonN: | At least try a sip. Then you can migrate to fuzzy navels for the remainder of your time here. |
| GC130A: | *half a sour look and tries it on out* |
| PapatymisonN: | *like liquid bread mixed with rye... and a tiny touch of gravel* |
| GC130A: | Hm. *takes another sip* Chewy. Might be alright with ice cream. |
| PapatymisonN: | See? Don't doubt me, PLEASE. |
| Deus Fio: | I dunno if I'd say chewy. |
| Deus Fio: | I like it. |
| Deus Fio: | But I'm crazy, so whatever. |
| GC130A: | Hey, that's not a bad thing. It's the buttermilk of booze. |
| PapatymisonN: | Indeed... I love it to death. |
| PapatymisonN: | I can go for days without eating if I have this stuff. |
| GC130A: | IM: Mmm, former nobles drinking themselves to death. It's a beautiful sight. |
| PapatymisonN: | (Heh. Apparently, this stuff is actually called wusa, I think...) |
| GC130A: | (Hm. Also, Starcraft II = fuck yes.) |
| A Rockin SN: | ( :D ) |
| PapatymisonN: | (Agreed.) |
| Deus Fio: | (Hell yeah. I'm watching the trailer right now for the fourth time.) |
| Deus Fio: | I managed to pause it to get some info on this Marine. |
| Deus Fio: | () |
| Deus Fio: | (Tychus Findlay; he's the one they're selling the statue of.) |
| Deus Fio: | (He was a criminal who committed all these terrible crimes. Place of Birth is listed as Mar Sara, interestingly.) |
| A Rockin SN: | (Isn't that a type of wine) |
| A Rockin SN: | (? ) |
| A Rockin SN: | (No wait, that's Marsala. nvm!) |
| Deus Fio: | So, uh, what do you guys do? |
| GC130A: | Oh, I'm a breeder. |
| dragongurl4390: | ((>>)) |
| PapatymisonN: | ... of...? |
| PapatymisonN: | (Hey Lenore.) |
| GC130A: | Ashurans, mostly. There's this ancient project to get one with naturally gold hair, but you have to cross some Valthi in too. |
| GC130A: | (Yo!) |
| PapatymisonN: | ... Ha! ^_^ |
| PapatymisonN: | You KNOW all you have to do is ASK them and they'll get right on it. |
| Deus Fio: | ....huh? |
| Deus Fio: | Breeding...people? |
| GC130A: | Tell me about it! The trouble, really, is getting them to hold off long enough to get all the right preparations. |
| GC130A: | *shrugs at Seryntas* It's a joke. |
| GC130A: | I just wanted something to top 'sheep herder.' You know. |
| PapatymisonN: | Well, it's not THAT hard... |
| PapatymisonN: | Heck, I'm even trumped by "cowboy". |
| Deus Fio: | Oh...I used to herd cattle when I was younger |
| PapatymisonN: | See? Already it happens... |
| Deus Fio: | Well I haven't done that in a while. I'm a bounty hunter now. |
| GC130A: | Oh. I assumed it was a metaphor and you were really part of a shadow government. Nevermind, then. |
| Deus Fio: | Huh? |
| GC130A: | <_< |
| GC130A: | *to the both of them!* Should I just have some kind of signal for something not meant to be taken seriously? |
| PapatymisonN: | There is no shadow government. What you see is what you get. |
| PapatymisonN: | And I'll touch my ear. |
| PapatymisonN: | *doesn't.* |
| GC130A: | You sound very sure. Have you checked? |
| PapatymisonN: | Under my bed. If it's not there, it's not anywhere. *touches his ear* |
| GC130A: | *tsks* Frankly, I think a better place for a multinational, enigmatic ruling elite would be your closet. |
| GC130A: | You know. More room for their dastardly expansionist plans to flourish. |
| Deus Fio: | Yeah. Closets are better. |
| A Rockin SN: | (And then you can make jokes about comnig out of the closet!) |
| PapatymisonN: | ... I will endeavour to search it. |
| Deus Fio: | (Shit, Seryntas is the wrong character to make a "come out of the closet" joke. I need one of my attention whore characters here.) |
| Deus Fio: | (Boreas or Cole Camber would be on that shit like you don't even know.) |
| PapatymisonN: | (Which is why I'm glad they're not here.) |
| PapatymisonN: | (:P) |
| GC130A: | (Eh! Would be fun.) |
| GC130A: | That's the spirit! Never cease turning over covers in your search for the truth! |
| GC130A: | Because, y'know. It's out there. |
| Deus Fio: | (Boreas: Only the government knows the truth, and they won't tell because they're under alien control.) |
| Deus Fio: | (Ake: There is no truth, so let's all find women and screw! Who's with me?!) |
| Deus Fio: | (Telerak: Man, the truth isn't even important. Let's just get shitfaced and fight someone.) |
| PapatymisonN: | I'm sure. |
| Deus Fio: | (Cole Camber: I'm the truth, bitches. I'm the Alpha and the fucking Omega.) |
| GC130A: | Damn right you're sure. So who were all those people you were mentioning earlier? I've only met, like, one, and she attacked me with ferrets. |
| PapatymisonN: | Oh, they're some of the incredibly frisky women who roam Doma. |
| PapatymisonN: | There's far more than I mentioned. |
| GC130A: | Mm. Amana didn't really strike me as frisky, unless summoning rabid woodland animals is a sign of affection. |
| PapatymisonN: | ... she transforms into a man. |
| Deus Fio: | A man? |
| GC130A: | ... ah. Fun for the whole family. |
| PapatymisonN: | From what I hear. |
| GC130A: | So what about that "Quinn" character? What's her deal? |
| PapatymisonN: | Incubus. |
| PapatymisonN: | *Succubus |
| GC130A: | Oh. They don't count. |
| Deus Fio: | I met her once. |
| Deus Fio: | She was...attractive. |
| PapatymisonN: | Is. |
| Deus Fio: | Yeah. I mean, she still is. |
| PapatymisonN: | And always will be, if memory serves. |
| Deus Fio: | Immortal? |
| PapatymisonN: | Close enough, as far as I know. |
| GC130A: | *nodding along* It's not really fair to count a succubus by name when talking about people like that. It's like listing off the people you know who have good hearing, and naming elves and nekojin. |
| GC130A: | Or people who are good swimmers and naming sushijin. It's second nature. |
| PapatymisonN: | ... good point. |
| PapatymisonN: | They're still chicks who seem to roam around looking for a good lay. |
| PapatymisonN: | Not that I'm against that, in fact, I cheer them on. |
| The Duelist 333: | (What's up?) |
| Deus Fio: | Uh...yeah. Me too. |
| GC130A: | *waves a hand* Well, yeah. Always fun to make a contribution to the cause. |
| PapatymisonN: | (Three guys drinkin' mudwater at a watering hole outside Doma.) |
| PapatymisonN: | (And I'm hungry and smelly. Rargh.) |
| The Duelist 333: | (Gotcha. Which Gen?) |
| PapatymisonN: | (First.) |
| Deus Fio: | (Onest.) |
| A Rockin SN: | (Fourteen!) |
| The Duelist 333: | (Will wait a little before I step in) |
| Deus Fio: | (What gen would MAC be? o.o) |
| GC130A: | *to the both of them* Either of you keep score? |
| PapatymisonN: | (... hungry and smelly.) |
| PapatymisonN: | Two. |
| Deus Fio: | Score? Uh, no. |
| GC130A: | *looks at him* Don't tell me you haven't...? |
| PapatymisonN: | Oh, he seems like he's lost count. |
| Deus Fio: | >_> Haven't what? What are you trying to say? |
| PapatymisonN: | ... he's implying you're a virgin. |
| PapatymisonN: | Which, to be true, is funny as hell. |
| Deus Fio: | *his mood seems to change, looking more aggressive* |
| PapatymisonN: | *if it's |
| Deus Fio: | No. I'm not a damn virgin. |
| PapatymisonN: | Glad that's settled. |
| GC130A: | *puts up hands defensively* I'm not saying that at all. *noting Seryntas is about three times his size* |
| GC130A: | Just if you've ever bagged a sooky. |
| Deus Fio: | (How much does he weigh?) |
| GC130A: | (*checks* 130.) |
| GC130A: | *Was not made for taking hits, and knows it.* |
| Deus Fio: | (Oh, not three times his size, then. Just double.) |
| GC130A: | (*nod*) |
| Deus Fio: | (Seryntas is 275 soaking wet.) |
| Deus Fio: | (And, wears roughly 50 lbs of armor.) |
| GC130A: | (He would make a good meat shield. :o) |
| Deus Fio: | (That's how I play him in a fight.) |
| Deus Fio: | (Did you read Tarrasque vs. Gaera?) |
| GC130A: | (Crunched like a peanu- I mean, yep.) |
| PapatymisonN: | (Starved, and buffaloesque in odor.) |
| PapatymisonN: | (Pause?) |
| GC130A: | (Doma has a thing for feeding it very pointy hors de'oeuvres.) |
| GC130A: | (Sure. Spleen?) |
| Deus Fio: | (Meh. Sure.) |
| Deus Fio: | (I don't do three-person CI well if there's no history.) |
| GC130A: | (Which is why we need Mandsy back, so Win can go find Seryntas a succubus. ...and find Merlot.) |
| Deus Fio: | (I could do, say, Ake/Quinn/Geod and it could last hours. Or Telerak/Tur'nasus/Keliel in Elemaer.) |
| GC130A: | (Also! Is it just me or do Phase Prisms seem crazy-powerful? And heh!) |
| Deus Fio: | (I doubt they'll have a Pylon's power range.) |
| Deus Fio: | (And probably have shit defenses. And are slow.) |
| GC130A: | (Mm. Who is Geod, by the by?) |
| Der DWSage: | (>_>) |
| Der DWSage: | (<_<) |
| Deus Fio: | (The sentient magic sword of Kerov, Adam's character.) |
| Der DWSage: | (Seryntas is about 10 times Kumo's weight wearing armor.) |
| GC130A: | (Welcome back, Sage. :o) |
| Der DWSage: | (This amuses me for reasons that only I know.) |
| GC130A: | (Oh, him.) |
| Deus Fio: | (Ake is very good friends with the sword, but is merely friendly with its wielder.) |
| Der DWSage: | (*Ponder*) |
| Der DWSage: | (Hm. Do I have any characters that even know Seryntas passingly?) |
| Der DWSage: | (I don't think so...is this still a random town in Doma?) |
| PapatymisonN: | (I hearby name it Epsin.) |
| Der DWSage: | (What, not Amod?) |
| Deus Fio: | (Few people know Seryntas, even passingly. There was a long stint where I didn't use him.) |
| Der DWSage: | (*Nods, ponders if he should use Bill...*) |
| PapatymisonN: | (Yes, not Amod. He really IS a sheep herder.) |
| GC130A: | (Orcish bard, right?) |
| PapatymisonN: | (And I'm not back. Jus tossing on clothes before I get food.) |
| Der DWSage: | (Bitch. And yeah, he's that orcish bard.) |
| Deus Fio: | (I know Bill. I introduced a character when you introduced Bill. I haven't used him again.) |
| Der DWSage: | (That nutty one that Bill was convinced would pull a knife?) |
| Deus Fio: | (Yeah! :D) |
| GC130A: | (I recall dreading that Bill, Holly and someone else were all going to join forces.) |
| Der DWSage: | (...Battle Accountant's character? I think the name started with an X?) |
| GC130A: | (I think so. She was also of the bardic persuasion.) |
| Der DWSage: | (*Nods* They were kinda-sorta planning on it.) |
| The Duelist 333: | (Maracas hater?) |
| A Rockin SN: | (And all the liches say he's pretty fly for a wight guy.) |
| The Duelist 333: | (XD That was bad) |
| Der DWSage: | (It was. What a horrible night to have a curse...) |
| The Duelist 333: | (I'm willing to RP...but what's going on? XD) |
| Der DWSage: | (Well, I have this marvelous idea of selling your kidneys to buy a new computer...) |
| Deus Fio: | (Cha was killed in an explosion.) |
| The Duelist 333: | (???) |
| GC130A: | (A horribly scarred man spat bullets next to a shipment of nitro. The rest is history.) |
| The Duelist 333: | (what???) |
| Der DWSage: | (And then the French taunted us from the ramparts.) |
| GC130A: | (And then the suicide squad attacked. It was a very vicious display.) |
| PapatymisonN: | (*experiences a soap-opera style resurrection*) |
| GC130A: | (Right! So what's happening now?) |
| PapatymisonN: | (A meatshield, a former ruler, and an autograph collector walked into a bar...) |
| Der DWSage: | (Two duck. The third says 'Ow.') |
| PapatymisonN: | (Ba-dump-bump.) |
| GC130A: | *Seryntas was just asked about his exploits re: demonkind, as I recall.* |
| PapatymisonN: | (... *lays in wait*) |
| The Duelist 333: | (I don't know. I don't really feel like RPing right now...it just ain't there. Sorry.  ) |
| PapatymisonN: | (I understand. I kinda want to lay down too.) |
| Deus Fio: | Haven't had a succubus, no. But I've slept with a human woman. |
| Deus Fio: | Of course. |
| GC130A: | Well, yeah. *to SelDon* Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
| PapatymisonN: | *Just Don, thanks* ... whore? |
| GC130A: | *wave* Waste of money. All you have to do is ask. |
| PapatymisonN: | If it's an Ashuran. |
| GC130A: | *checks the light outside* It's... a good while before dark. I say we take a trip back to the capital and find a demon to go show Ser here what he's missing! |
| PapatymisonN: | ... sorry. |
| PapatymisonN: | I don't go into the capital anymore. |
| Der DWSage: | (Oh, what the hell.) |
| Deus Fio: | ... |
| PapatymisonN: | ... Sorry. *shrugs, and gets another mudwater* |
| GC130A: | Oh, right. That. |
| GC130A: | (Join us, Sage! This is slow as is.) |
| GC130A: | Well, they get fliers all the time, right? Rig up an impromptu catapult to fling you over the wall, and... hm. *falls into thought* |
| PapatymisonN: | (Rargh. Sorry guys. Being dragged out for drinks.) |
| PapatymisonN: | (This was... we were lacking a spark anyways.) |
| GC130A: | (Quite. Have fun!) |