Besyanteo: Heya.
Mekta Satak Kai: Ahoy!
Mekta Satak Kai: I was just thinking about you.
Mekta Satak Kai: How's your dad?
Besyanteo: Alright at the moment, actually.
Besyanteo: Yarr.
Besyanteo: Got free time?
Mekta Satak Kai: A bit, yeah.
Besyanteo: I'm not certain if I myself have it, but eh.
Mekta Satak Kai: *laugh*
Besyanteo: You never know here. Heheh.
Besyanteo: I was thinking about Odel, and finishing up that stuff.
Mekta Satak Kai: Yeah, sure!
Mekta Satak Kai: (I warn you I may have to restart my computer at some point, so you'll have to be the keeper of the log.)
Besyanteo: (Noted)
Besyanteo: *Last time!*
Besyanteo: *Yadali was being escorted by two bumbling drunken woodsmen out into the street, towards a large cart with some kind of tall box on it... It's covered by an even larger sheet of burlap, so what's inside is a mystery!*
Besyanteo: *The cart is drawn by a team of four chocobos*
Besyanteo: *Damn Domans and their dislike for horses.
Mekta Satak Kai: ....the hell?
Besyanteo: *The man grins, looking very much like there's a joke here and he's the only one in on it*
Besyanteo: Yeh... Looks funny, huh? Well- *he turns* Oh.
Besyanteo: 'S coffered.
Besyanteo: *he stumbles over, and grabs the edge of the tarp*
Besyanteo: *... burlap. Burlap dammit*
Mekta Satak Kai: (Heh.)
Besyanteo: Lady, and gen.... lady! I give you...
Besyanteo: *yank! .... stumble*
Besyanteo: *he manages to pull off the burlap, but falls over and is covered in the process*
Mekta Satak Kai: *snort*
Besyanteo: *Inside the cage is a very unusual sight. It has the very oversized lowwer body of a wolf, with a mixture of yellow-brown, white, and black markings.*
Besyanteo: *and the torso of a garoujin sprouting from where the neck should be. It's arms are bound at the wrists, it's mouth is gagged,*
Besyanteo: *and the cage is only tall enough for it to lie down*
Mekta Satak Kai: ....
Besyanteo: *and yes, it looks miserable*
Mekta Satak Kai: The fuck.
Besyanteo: *she hears rustling as the drunkard struggles to remove himself from his predicament*
Mekta Satak Kai: *to the creature* Common o edhellen?
Besyanteo: *What was the city sayying? "Can't find your way out of a papr bag"?*
Besyanteo: *It's reply is muffled through the gag on it's mouth*
Besyanteo: *but she think that sounds like common... Maybe?*
Mekta Satak Kai: *head tilt*
Mekta Satak Kai: Doesn't look dangerous to me, guys. Just looks like some guy. *pokes the dude in the burlap with one toe* Hey, you.
Mekta Satak Kai: I'm talking to you .
Besyanteo: *he finally gets out!*
Besyanteo: ... but ish a monster. o_o
Besyanteo: And... uhm...
Besyanteo: ...
Besyanteo: Yer pretty.
Mekta Satak Kai: ....
Besyanteo: *he tries to stand*
Mekta Satak Kai: What does how I look have to do with anything? You're confusing.
Besyanteo: You're the one who ...z ... confusing. *he coughs, and uses a cage bar to steady himself*
Mekta Satak Kai: I'm just saying. Catching this guy? Not impressive. I could do that myself.
Mekta Satak Kai: The hell are you going to do with him, anyway?
Mekta Satak Kai: You going to eat him or what?
Besyanteo: Uhm... sell him! Yeah, that was it. Always someone with money who wants to buy a freak, yeah?
Mekta Satak Kai: IM: It's not a monster. It's just some guy. Are they allowed to do this?
Mekta Satak Kai: Yeah? How much you charging?
Besyanteo: ... I... dunno. o.o ... Uhm. >_9
Besyanteo: 9_<
Besyanteo: ....
Besyanteo: Fefty thousand!
Besyanteo: *nodnod8
Mekta Satak Kai: Uh huh.
Besyanteo: *struggling with his ropes half heartedly*
Mekta Satak Kai: IM: This has got to be illegal. Isn't it? Don't they, like... wait. Yeah, yeah. I remember.
Mekta Satak Kai: IM: They don't do the slave thing here.
Mekta Satak Kai: You know, you guys can't own slaves here, right?
Mekta Satak Kai: You could get in trouble.
Besyanteo: suh... Slaves? Oh, no. It's... not a person or anything. *he belches. The stink of ale is heavy on his breathe*
Besyanteo: *and he leans closer* Yew wanna come wif us and be rich?
Mekta Satak Kai: *leeeaaans back* No?
Besyanteo: ...
Mekta Satak Kai: You're not supposed to sell people here.
Besyanteo: Please?
Mekta Satak Kai: I could like, lose my diplomatic priveleges or something.
Besyanteo: *calmly, matter of factly* It's not people.
Besyanteo: o.o
Besyanteo: Hey!
Besyanteo: Thingy!
Besyanteo: Are you people?
Besyanteo: *Stare*
Besyanteo: See? *smile*
Mekta Satak Kai: Hey there, guy. You said Common?
Besyanteo: *nod*
Mekta Satak Kai: So you speak Common. So to them that makes you a person.
Besyanteo: *for the first time he looks genuinely frustrated, what with his mouth being bound closed and all*
Mekta Satak Kai: Yeah, don't worry about it. It's cool.
Mekta Satak Kai: *to the hunters* Y'know. I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that if you show him to anyone else you could get in huge trouble.
Mekta Satak Kai: He's sentient. Can't buy or sell sentient stuff here.
Besyanteo: But...
Besyanteo: Are yew shure...? >.o
Mekta Satak Kai: Yeah. We can own people back home, but it's not allowed here.
Mekta Satak Kai: You're lucky you showed him to someone who doesn't care.
Mekta Satak Kai: Otherwise you could get caught.
Mekta Satak Kai: IM: I should be nice.
Mekta Satak Kai: IM: Feel kinda bad for him.
Besyanteo: We-el-lll...
Besyanteo: *he leans over some more, and tries to take her hand... or her ass... it's hard to tell. Either way, he missed* if you say so, pretty lady. *big smile!*
Mekta Satak Kai: Okay, guy. Keep your hands to yourself or I'll eat them.
Mekta Satak Kai: 'kay?
Mekta Satak Kai: IM: Crap. Will I get in trouble if I do this?
Mekta Satak Kai: IM: Wait! Diplomatic immunity!
Mekta Satak Kai: Okay, I'm gonna do it anyway.
Besyanteo: H-uhh?
Besyanteo: *not comprehending*
Mekta Satak Kai: *She cracks her neck and brown fur starts fuzzing over her skin. Her face lengthens into a muzzle with lots of pretty white teeth in it. Joints crack as she gets a lot taller and there's a really gross fleshy stretching noise as her bodymass expands to fill out the skeleton of a bear.*
Mekta Satak Kai: *She looks down and whfffffs at the guys.*
Besyanteo: *First, he piddles.*
Besyanteo: *Second, he runs away, screaming into the night*
Besyanteo: *though she's pretty sure she heard him slam into a trash can somewhere.*
Mekta Satak Kai: *She makes a sad little whine. Disappointed bear.*
Mekta Satak Kai: *She drops down to all fours and swings her head over to look into the cage again.*
Besyanteo: *he actually looks calmer than he did before*
Mekta Satak Kai: ....
Mekta Satak Kai: *Wooden cage or metal?*
Besyanteo: *Metal. The lock up front isn't very big, though*
Mekta Satak Kai: *With another little whine she warps herself back, this time with even more bone-splintering noises.*
Mekta Satak Kai: Aw, man. That was such a waste.
Mekta Satak Kai: *grabs the lock and casts a spell on it, turning the metal into a corroded rusty mess*
Besyanteo: *The rock, it is a rusty mess!*
Besyanteo: (lock*. totally.)
Mekta Satak Kai: *She opens the cage in whatever way seems easiest, for Yadali is lazy.*
Mekta Satak Kai: Man. Didn't even get to bite anyone.
Besyanteo: *he backs out of the cage slowly, being forces to crawls*
Besyanteo: (forced* bleh.)
Besyanteo: *a moment later, he's cut the ropes around his wrists with a foot claw, and removed his Gag*
Besyanteo: You are a druid...?
Mekta Satak Kai: Good eye.
Besyanteo: Thank you. I would never have escaped them on my own.
Mekta Satak Kai: *shrugs* They're just stupid guys. City people couldn't tell a sentient creature from their own asshole. Too used to rats and pigeons.
Besyanteo: Heh... ... *he looks around nervously* They do this kind of thing all the time, it feels like. Let's get out of here?
Mekta Satak Kai: If you want. Think Alex is out sniffing for a mate, but we can catch up with him later.
Mekta Satak Kai: Where you wanna go? Just hang in the woods where it's less open?
Besyanteo: Yes, please.
Mekta Satak Kai: *Heads off toward the woods, walking down the street with her big furry buddy like nothing's weird at all....*
Besyanteo: *while he turns sharply and acts ratehr like her enginner friend from earlier whenever they pass by a human on the street*
Mekta Satak Kai: You really need to calm down. It's cool. No one's going to mess with you. I'm... apparently really important to Doma's foreign relations. Or something.
Besyanteo: Really? ... I guess... >.>; *his ears flatten against his head* I've always been a little scared of the city people.
Mekta Satak Kai: They're pretty harmless most of the time. Most of the damage they do, they do by accident.
Mekta Satak Kai: *They get to the woods, oh my.*
Besyanteo: *Yay, woods! He loosens up noticably*
Besyanteo: I suppose so... Most of the time.
Mekta Satak Kai: Never caught your name. *little bow* Yadali Volpecula at your service.
Besyanteo: Odel. ... *he tries to copy the gesture. It's a little clumsy.*
Mekta Satak Kai: Hey Odel. You live around here?
Besyanteo: Yeah, deeper into the woods, where the Hamadryad live.
Mekta Satak Kai: Ah, yeah. Good deal.
Mekta Satak Kai: They keep an eye on things.
Besyanteo: They can't always help, though. >.>; ... I should let them know I'm ok.
Mekta Satak Kai: Yeah, totally.
Mekta Satak Kai: You gonna be all right by yourself?
Besyanteo: I think so, yes. ... Watch out for bear traps if you're on your way back. They're not fun. >_>;
Besyanteo: Hope to see you again?
Mekta Satak Kai: *shrugs* Yeah, sure.
Mekta Satak Kai: Sounds like a plan.
Mekta Satak Kai: Take care of yourself. Don't eat anything I wouldn't.
Mekta Satak Kai: *little wave*
Besyanteo: *he smiles, and waves back, before dashing off into the forest*
Mekta Satak Kai: Well. That wasn't so bad.
Mekta Satak Kai: I should do nice things more often.
Mekta Satak Kai: *Heads off herself*
Mekta Satak Kai: </RP?>
Besyanteo: <Yaes>
Besyanteo is away at 12:19:48 PM.