You have just entered room "weneedrp."
Lithaladhwen has entered the room.
Kelne2261 has entered the room.
dragongurl4390 has entered the room.
Deus Fio has entered the room.
Deus Fio: *can't promise that he's participating*
dragongurl4390: *Can*
MajorGeneralTso has entered the room.
Der DWSage: <_< >_>
Der DWSage: So!
Der DWSage: We have RPers tonight? Those of you actually planning to do so, raise your hand.
dragongurl4390: 2 gen anyone?
dragongurl4390: I need to play somone happy
dragongurl4390: *Raises hand*
dragongurl4390: >.>
PapatymisonN has entered the room.
Der DWSage: ...I need handraising, folks. >:
T3chn0Namagomi has entered the room.
dragongurl4390: Is your hand raised Sage?
Der DWSage: I'm the one who asked in the first place.
PapatymisonN: *raises hand*
Der DWSage: I shouldn't need to raise my hand. >:
dragongurl4390: Hehe
dragongurl4390: YAY CHARLES
Der DWSage: That's three!
dragongurl4390: No ashley rp?
MischiefMink has entered the room.
Lithaladhwen: Ashley has to cook dinner.
dragongurl4390: oooo
Der DWSage: ...I don't remember that name.
Lithaladhwen: She also has homework.
dragongurl4390: KAI
Der DWSage: Lex? Or someone new?
Deus Fio: FlameRaven.
MajorGeneralTso: ...
MajorGeneralTso: I will pass on the 2nd Genness...
dragongurl4390: >.>
Lithaladhwen: Lenore: WHAT?
dragongurl4390: Nevermind
dragongurl4390: ><
Der DWSage: <_<
Der DWSage: >_>
Deus Fio: Yeah, I don't think I'm gonna do 2gen tonight. Still can't think of a good character for it.
dragongurl4390: Tai: Nuuuuuu!
KnightsofSquare has entered the room.
Der DWSage: ...Folks, I find it hard to believe that there will be only two RPers out of 11.
Der DWSage: Or three.
dragongurl4390: Three
T3chn0Namagomi: Not interested in second-gen
Deus Fio: Sage: Reminds me of the Elemaer CI the other day.
A Rockin SN: You're all lame for not wanting 2nd Gen. :(
Der DWSage: Yes, but in my defense, I only said 'maybe.'
Der DWSage: And then I had to go and deal with phone calls. :{
dragongurl4390: ><
dragongurl4390: JAde: You guys are no fun
Lithaladhwen: How many players do we have for first gen?
Zero has entered the room.
dragongurl4390: Jade: *pouts*
Lithaladhwen: Myrnal: It isn't my job to entertain children.
Zero: (A ghost of a goose!)
dragongurl4390: o.o
Lithaladhwen: Hey Zero.
Kelne2261: I don't know. CI has started to feel kind of 'samey' to me. If inspiration strikes, I'll pop in.
Lithaladhwen: Kelne: Solution is to make something happen.
A Rockin SN: Zero: I'd take a gander at that character
Lithaladhwen: But I won't push ya.
Der DWSage: I'll play either.
Lithaladhwen: Anyone interested in first gen?
Der DWSage: *Raises hand* Either or and anything!
Zero: (His name is Paraparacelsus.)
Zero: (He is Vasquez's Moriarty.)
T3chn0Namagomi: I'll take first-gen.
MischiefMink: First gen is good.
dragongurl4390: I need a happy first gen character
dragongurl4390: I don't have one
dragongurl4390: Well, Katrina is kind of happy
Zero: (Actually I'd love to RP but I am writing :\ )
Deus Fio has left the room.
Zero: (I'll gladly lurk though(
blender_bunny@mac.com has entered the room.
Der DWSage: ...Okay, so, first gen.
PapatymisonN: Sure.
Der DWSage: SHALL WE LIST LOCATIONS?
T3chn0Namagomi: Yep
PapatymisonN: Wait!
PapatymisonN: No!
PapatymisonN: 2gen!
T3chn0Namagomi: ...Not doing second gen.
PapatymisonN: ... kay.
dragongurl4390: I want 2 gen...
dragongurl4390: but meh
Der DWSage: ...We've got three votes for 1st, two votes for 2nd, 1 that's either way, and 6 lurkers.
Der DWSage: >_> Any other votes?
KnightsofSquare: Yeah, not sure I can RP tonight with my stress level.
dragongurl4390: O.o?
MajorGeneralTso: I favor first, but I catagorize myself as a lurker as I am questionably RPing.
dragongurl4390: Play Jing Mei 2 gen!
Lithaladhwen: I can go either way.
MischiefMink: I don't really have any 2nd gen characters, is my problem
Lithaladhwen: We'll see if I have time, though.
Lithaladhwen: Play first gen.
Lithaladhwen: Sage, intro us up.
MischiefMink: I mean, I only have about two first gen characters anyway. XD
PapatymisonN: A'ight.
PapatymisonN: (*thinks of a char*)
Der DWSage: <RP!>
dragongurl4390: (I'll play Katrina...and maybe a long character I've been assembling)
Der DWSage: *It is a lovely spring Doma day, with the birds singing and the people humming...*
Der DWSage: *...And there's a decent sized batch of people over in front of the Healing House, a place normally reserved for simple cures and potions. There seems to be a bit of outdoor theatre, a mock-fight!*
T3chn0Namagomi: (Hn...I forget, have I been using this color for anyone?)
Der DWSage: *Yes, on stage is a small, two foot Moogle, desperately trying to fend off a much larger man who is threatening him with a weapon that changes between a blade, a shortspear, and a mace! And doing quite well at it, too...*
dragongurl4390: <katrina> *A young light blue Nekojin runs up to watch!*
Der DWSage: *And consequently, there's a sign on the Healing House's door that says 'All potions, 20% off! Short time only!'. There's an older gentleman running the shop there...*
Der DWSage: *...And begin!*
Lithaladhwen: (Nama: That one woman. The dragon Hak called Syntax.)
Lithaladhwen: (I remember how to pronounce her name, but I don't recall the spelling.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Gotcha, her.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Almost forgot about her, but I've never found an exact "personality" for her that I could get used to anyway...yet, anyway.)
Der DWSage: *And while there's no way in hell I'm going to actually detail the fight the entire way through, there's some flashy magic from the Moogle to be had.*
T3chn0Namagomi: (*searches for new color*)
dragongurl4390: *Looks amazed*
T3chn0Namagomi: (Fuck, you know what? I don't think I care anymore. New guy!)
PapatymisonN: (*will RP when Death Note 9 is done*)
Der DWSage: *...And there's another man that's quite obviously a White Mage watching the show* Yeah. He's pretty good, isn't he?
dragongurl4390: Mmmmhm!
dragongurl4390: *Nodnod*
MischiefMink: *A shorter woman with unruly blonde hair is also standing in the small crowd that has gathered*
Der DWSage: <_< Hm. I think I'm gonna have to have a talk with him about the traffic problems, though.
Der DWSage: There's more people here than can comfortably fit...
dragongurl4390: *Totally not listening*
T3chn0Namagomi: *Also standing in the crowd is a rather average-height human, dressed in a blue shirt, with a brown vest, white cloak, and red headband distinctly showing against his rather unruly brown hair...*
Der DWSage: And there's the gigantic crab-monster coming to kill us all. Absolutely normal, of course.
Der DWSage: *Fireball! Of course, the man dodges, brings down the mace, and splinters some of the stage...*
T3chn0Namagomi: *Sword slung to his side, blue eyes watching the...was it staged? He's not sure...* o.o Woah...
Der DWSage: ...That was uncalled for. Now I have to fix that afterwards...
T3chn0Namagomi: *appears enthralled in the battle going on--the guy doesn't look much older than 16 or 17, really...*
Der DWSage: *The little guy is more dancing than fighting by this point-but doing so to avoid the various jabs, slices, and smashes that come his way. And returning with fire, ice, and wind...*
MajorGeneralTso: (...Can't play Tai at a house of healing. Daaaamn...)
dragongurl4390: *A tall humanoid walks up to view the "Battle." Dark red hair and eyes the colour of blood*
PapatymisonN: (... Sage... is it Ashuran or Ishtarian or otherwise?)
Lithaladhwen: (OMGZ mysterious.)
dragongurl4390: (>..>)
Der DWSage: (None of the above! Not holy at all, Tai.)
Der DWSage: (Just filled with icky White Magic-but that's inside the house.)
MajorGeneralTso: (Iiiiicky...)
Der DWSage: IM:Dodge, thrust, jump, and...ah, here's the finale now!
LovelyJester has entered the room.
PapatymisonN: (MWAHAHAHAHHAAHAH! SHE LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVES!)_
LovelyJester: (........sometimes. )
Lithaladhwen: (Hey Lex.)
Der DWSage: (Sometimes.)
dragongurl4390: *The tall woman looks to be Long, With her reptilian feet and furred forearms*
Der DWSage: *...And on cue, a bolt of lightning hits the man, -just- as he was about to strike down on the Moogle...and blows him off into the crowd. Those in the front row will see his clothes are smoking!*
LovelyJester: (I like the word "Proot" it should be used often.)
T3chn0Namagomi: *leans over, blinks* o.o
dragongurl4390: WOW!
Der DWSage: ...I've avenged ye now, brother. May you make his stay in the unlife a harsh one.
dragongurl4390: *The Nekojin girl claps excitedly*
Der DWSage: *Takes a bow, smiles, and hops off the stage to heal the man he just zapped!*
T3chn0Namagomi: o.o ...It was an act?
dragongurl4390: That was amazing!!!
Der DWSage: *And the zapped man coughs a bit before standing up, getting back on stage, and taking his own bow* This production was written by myself, Tolaris Quirm. Our actors were several...
dragongurl4390: A playact, you might say, *She says to the Teen*
dragongurl4390: ((brb))
Der DWSage: But the other leading actor was none other than the dancer mage who works here, Kumo! Give him another round of applause, folks! That was some great magic!
T3chn0Namagomi: ...Looked too real to be an act.
Der DWSage: That's what we were going for. I was throwing real magic at him.
MischiefMink: *claps as the show ends* Impressive. Very impressive.
Der DWSage: And I was actually trying to hit him. We weren't too worried about actually hitting each other-we've got several white mages right here, and they're very skilled ones!
Der DWSage: *Points out the same man that was talking earlier, and the older man with the potions* Jal and Nion Damas, owners of this fine establishment, and the backers for our show!
T3chn0Namagomi: o.o I see...
Der DWSage: Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go inside and lick my wounds for a bit. Kumo here will be happy to answer your questions, and we have another showing at six o'clock.
Der DWSage: *Heads back inside, and a good part of the crowd disperses-some of them, of course, buying potions before they do*
T3chn0Namagomi: ...o.o -.- o.o ...can I fight him next time?
Der DWSage: >_>; Uhm...it wasn't exactly open for audience participation, the fighting...
Der DWSage: ...But if you want to spar, he's usually up for it. So am I.
LovelyJester: (......I have only one thing to say about this rp.)
dragongurl4390: *Looks contemplative*
LovelyJester: (It needs decidedly more penis.)
Der DWSage: (Kumo:*Pelvic thrust*)
LovelyJester: (That is a teddy bear. not a penis.)
Der DWSage: Jal:*Walks back into the house, simply because I don't feel like Multi-RPing*
T3chn0Namagomi: *scratches his head, thinking*
Lithaladhwen: (Sage: You know, it's funny you mention pelvic thrusting. I was just dancing to the Time Warp while I cook.)
dragongurl4390: *Watches the man go, then walks up to the front*
Der DWSage: 6.6 Yes?
dragongurl4390: You are really really amazing, sir.
Der DWSage: I'm thirteen. I'm not any sir yet.
dragongurl4390: I'm nine. *Nod nod* Almost Ten. I wanna be a whitemage too...
LovelyJester: (I have that on my ipod. It's bad when you do that dance through the art department. On the plus side, it's full of artists, and they are often much weirder than I.)
Lithaladhwen: (And they can all probably identify it immediately.)
Zero: (I've danced the Time Warp on stage with one of my favorite bands :) )
Der DWSage: Huh. I'd say you could stay with us...but I think Jal is having a hard enough time with me.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...I'll wait until he comes back out. Then I'll see if I can fight him. ^^
Der DWSage: >_>
dragongurl4390: Oh, well that's okay. I don't live here...yet.
T3chn0Namagomi: *referring to Tolaris, note*
Der DWSage: *Shrugs* If you want a spar, I can probably fetch him for you...
T3chn0Namagomi: Eh, I can wait.
dragongurl4390: I think my parents want to move here though...
Der DWSage: Hm...
dragongurl4390: We're from...Nekonia. *Sheepish smile*
Der DWSage: Well, I can't think of any open apartments. And we're having to deal with a sudden flu epidemic...
dragongurl4390: Oh?
T3chn0Namagomi: o_o ...Not fun.
Der DWSage: Yeah. Pretty nasty, but I think we managed to catch people before it spread too far.
dragongurl4390: *Respectful look*
Der DWSage: *Shrugs* Flu's not hard.
Der DWSage: Now Pnuemonia, that gives me problems. I'm still an apprentice at healing, and I'm not sure I'll ever progress much past that.
dragongurl4390: I had that once...
dragongurl4390: *Watching the moogle with interest*
Der DWSage: *Watched!* >_> Um...I'm Kumo, in case you didn't hear Tolaris bellow it.
dragongurl4390: I'm Katrina!
dragongurl4390: hmmmm...
MajorGeneralTso: (...)
Der DWSage: (...Yeah. Where are those other alleged RPers?)
Der DWSage: (Screw it.)
PapatymisonN: (... does this need life?)
Der DWSage: *And Tolaris comes back out of the house to talk with the old guy!*
PapatymisonN: (Sorry, thought it could live on its own...)
PapatymisonN: (Requests?)
MischiefMink: (Kite doesn't really have anything to say at the moment... and I admit, I'm browsing other things too)
Der DWSage: (The king 'imself, late for a performance? I...don't really remember many of your other characters.)
Der DWSage: (Well, Cardinal. But that's it.)
Lithaladhwen: (Someone else send me a log.)
Lithaladhwen has left the room.
PapatymisonN: (Kay.)
dragongurl4390: *Looks waaaaay up at the long*
Der DWSage: <_<
Der DWSage: *Is probably shorter than the Long, even standing onstage. He's all of two feet tall, for chrissakes*
dragongurl4390: <Hi!>
dragongurl4390: *Looks a little surprised at the Nokonian speaking Lanese*
dragongurl4390: <Well, Hello, little one.>
Der DWSage: ...
dragongurl4390: <What's your name?"
dragongurl4390: *>
Der DWSage: IM:Either she said something about tofu, or I'm a teddy bear.
Der DWSage: IM:Or...spears? Maybe that was it.
Der DWSage: IM:Man, I wish I'd done more than just thumb through that phrasebook.
dragongurl4390: 
Zero has left the room.
dragongurl4390: <I'm Katrina!>
MajorGeneralTso: *Walks by the house of healing, a white fabric bag slung over his shoulder. Taiar sees the crowd, some not yet left from the previous performance and others waitinf for the next; he stops curiously wondering what he missed* ...Hm.
dragongurl4390: <Nice to meet you>
Der DWSage: >_>
dragongurl4390: <You too> *Big grin*
Der DWSage: (I forget. Have Tai and Kumo met?)
dragongurl4390: *Looks back to Kumo*
MajorGeneralTso: *The Mazoku walks closer to the place he's naturally unaccustomed to, but he's a little more used to the aura of white magic now so it doesn't bother him too much*
MajorGeneralTso: (...I forget too. I think Xero and Kumo have.)
Der DWSage: (...Let's just say that even if they have, they forgot.)
MajorGeneralTso: ...An demonic moogle on stage. What have I missed? *Looks at Kumo* ...o.o...
dragongurl4390: *Shudders and looks back at Tai*
Der DWSage: *Looked at!*
Der DWSage: ...Uhm.
Der DWSage: *Looks at Tai, just a little surprised* I'm...not demonic. Well, not quite. Could we not announce that in front of people?
dragongurl4390: Sir, you feel like Darkness.
MajorGeneralTso: Oh. Sorry...You just had...the aura. You know. And the house of healing and what not; Seemed a bit weird. *Shushes himself about the topic, but keeps wondering nonetheless*
dragongurl4390: *Chuckles*
Der DWSage: ...Oh, bugger. I may as well explain.
Der DWSage: *To the larger Long!* Do you speak common, miss? I'm guessing you do.
dragongurl4390: Indeed I do.
MajorGeneralTso: ...Didn't mean to pry into your business. *Glances to the Long, but stays more or less focused on Kumo*
Der DWSage: Alright. Well, either way...
Der DWSage: *Notes that the place is more or less deserted, save for the bunch of them and Tolaris discussing prices with Nion, and sighs* I'm kinda-sorta possessed.
dragongurl4390: O.O
dragongurl4390: COOL.
Der DWSage: ...No, it's not.
dragongurl4390: I mean...
dragongurl4390: I'm sorry
MajorGeneralTso: Hey now...Seems to be the new in-thing. *Reshoulders his bag*
Der DWSage: I've got, at last count, 63 spirits that were all accomplished magi in life inhabiting my body.
dragongurl4390: Oh?
Der DWSage: Yeah. My entire clan.
MajorGeneralTso: ...You beat the pants off Miang though.
dragongurl4390: O______O
Der DWSage: Okay, lemme take this from the beginning...
dragongurl4390: IM: Miang?
Der DWSage: I was, apparently, born in the Shuman Mountains, with a clan of Moogles known as the Snowflake clan.
Der DWSage: While I was a baby, the entire place was burned, looted, and destroyed. This includes those Moogles.
Der DWSage: They all made a pact to inhabit my body to keep me 'safe' while they spirited me away with a merchant.
MajorGeneralTso: ...Do they talk to you while they're in there?
Der DWSage: Sometimes.
Der DWSage: Usually only when I'm trying to sleep, or while I'm actually asleep. I need to be as relaxed as possible.
MajorGeneralTso: Must be crowded. I get fed up with one voice in my head, much less 63 of 'em.
Der DWSage: Other times...when I'm in trouble, they just...possess me. Change me into a demon that's apparently called 'Delloran.'
MajorGeneralTso: Oh.
T3chn0Namagomi: o.o I see.
dragongurl4390: Interesting...
MajorGeneralTso: ...Doesn't look like they were holy spirits though, I take it.
dragongurl4390: Sounds scary to me
Der DWSage: No.
Der DWSage: And it can be.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...and somehow I feel out of place. ^^;
Der DWSage: Oh, and they take turns. All 63 don't talk at once.
Der DWSage: Usually it's no more than two or three.
T3chn0Namagomi: I mean, magic and spirits and...@_@
MajorGeneralTso: That sounds a lot more reasonable than what I had imagined. <.<;;...
Der DWSage: Yeah. I'd go mad otherwise.
Der DWSage: *Hey, look! It's that guy he wanted to spar with. :{*
T3chn0Namagomi: ...hey! Uh, you! *to Tolaris*
Der DWSage: <_< Hm?
T3chn0Namagomi: Little guy here said that I could spar with you or something. o.o
dragongurl4390: oooo...
MischiefMink has left the room.
Der DWSage: ...I guess so, if you'd like.
T3chn0Namagomi: Actually, yeah.
dragongurl4390: Can I watch?
MajorGeneralTso: Don't think they could stop you if they wanted.
Der DWSage: Don't see why not. On the stage? Get more people looking that way.
T3chn0Namagomi: Yeah. So, uh, any rules you go by here for this or something?
Der DWSage: -_-; I'll stand by to patch up the loser. *Hops off!*
dragongurl4390: *Stands by Kumo* I know a little bit of magic.
MajorGeneralTso: ...Rough Job. ;;>.>...I just stand to feed from it. *Turns his attention towards the stage and sets his bag down at his feet*
T3chn0Namagomi: *jumps onto the stage himself*
Der DWSage: *Shrugs-and that mace he was carrying with him a minute ago? It turns into a sword* First one to land three successful blows?
T3chn0Namagomi: Sure thing. *draws his own sword*
Der DWSage: (...Odd. Tolaris has a small error on his sheet.)
dragongurl4390: ((O.o?))
T3chn0Namagomi: (Ah, we're going PS here? Convenient that I made mine a sheet.)
MajorGeneralTso: *Looks towards the long while the two are setting themselves up* <...Never seen you around here.>
Der DWSage: (It'd be preferred, aye. Just because.)
Kelne2261 has left the room.
dragongurl4390: <I've never been here before. I've come on an interesting day, it seems. Who are you, Dark one?>
T3chn0Namagomi: (Hn. I'll not use one tech yet for now; I need to check for approval before it gets through so...yeah. And it'd almost be unfair in this fight)
Der DWSage: (Kay. Anyway! Initiative!)
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 2 6-sided dice: 5 6
OnlineHost: T3chn0Namagomi rolled 2 6-sided dice: 5 4
T3chn0Namagomi: (18)
Der DWSage: (15. Damn.)
MajorGeneralTso: <Dark One...I'm no one in particular, just someone who happens to know the language.>
MajorGeneralTso: <Where're you from...?>
T3chn0Namagomi: *And the as-of-now nameless boy starts, practically rushing in at lightning-fast speeds, before leaping into the air and breaking into a jump...*
T3chn0Namagomi: *Flipping once, and with a heel headed Tolaris' way!*
dragongurl4390: <If you had to guess...> *There's a smile in her eyes*
OnlineHost: T3chn0Namagomi rolled 1 20-sided die: 15
T3chn0Namagomi: (29)
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 20-sided die: 9
MajorGeneralTso: (Oooh, Oooh. Can I see the sheets for these two?)
Kelne2261 has entered the room.
Der DWSage: (...29.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (...okay, uh...who wins in the case of a tie? Lemme ask Brian)
Der DWSage: (He's there somewhere.)
Der DWSage: (Defender wins. *Has PS rules in front of him.*)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Aha)
Der DWSage: *Barely, barely manages to get his sword in front of the attack* You're not bad!
LovelyJester: he f h f yok S*havNo thg Sass hoatco.....Ptharaestt's.......s d
MajorGeneralTso: <...If I had to guess...? Tou Dei Gung.>
Der DWSage: (...What the hell, Lex?)
T3chn0Namagomi: Neither are you.
LovelyJester: (I hate AIMe so bad.)
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 20-sided die: 15
OnlineHost: T3chn0Namagomi rolled 1 20-sided die: 5
T3chn0Namagomi: (22)
dragongurl4390: 
Der DWSage: (15+17...32.)
Der DWSage: (I won't bother rolling damage, though.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Yeah, no point in a 3-hit deal)
Der DWSage: *And a small cut on the clothing is made!* Thanks. That's one for me...
T3chn0Namagomi: So it would be, huh? *Rolls to the side, actually opting for a backhand strike towards Tolaris!*
OnlineHost: T3chn0Namagomi rolled 1 20-sided die: 20
T3chn0Namagomi: (38)
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 20-sided die: 17
Der DWSage: (37! A hit.)
MajorGeneralTso: 
dragongurl4390: ((I don't know Argovia well enough to say exactly where she's from, Tai. I'll have to talk to Amanda))
T3chn0Namagomi: *And the strike hits! He may not be holding back so much on his punches, at least...*
dragongurl4390: <Always good, to travel.>
T3chn0Namagomi: *But that's probably because cuts hurt more and all...*
T3chn0Namagomi: And likewise, one!
Der DWSage: *Is that a spot of blood? Oh dear.* Very good! Now, how do you like this maneuver?
MajorGeneralTso: (Kay-doke! We can both be mysterious then!)
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 20-sided die: 1
Der DWSage: (...)
OnlineHost: T3chn0Namagomi rolled 1 20-sided die: 1
Der DWSage: (.....)
T3chn0Namagomi: (...)
dragongurl4390: ((o.o))
T3chn0Namagomi: (18)
Der DWSage: (16. Hrm.)
MajorGeneralTso: <Without a doubt.> *Looks the Long up and down, searching for traces of Shadow or Holy magic...*
Der DWSage: *...And Tolaris damn near slips on that bit of wood he smashed earlier in the show, coming near chopping off his own arm...but instead simply hits the guy's sword.* SUNNAVA...
dragongurl4390: *There are neither things there. Based on her colouring, though, she is a Fire Clan Long*
T3chn0Namagomi: *parries, though almost losing his balance in doing so...* Gah! Well, isn't this interesting? *and makes a slight cutting attack, before jumping back a good distance*
OnlineHost: T3chn0Namagomi rolled 1 20-sided die: 20
T3chn0Namagomi: (37)
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 20-sided die: 12
Der DWSage: (Nope! Makes it.)
MajorGeneralTso: IM: ...Maybe she's neutral then. I'd best not bother her with issues of war...
T3chn0Namagomi: (The attack, or the defense?)
Der DWSage: (The attack.)
T3chn0Namagomi: *And a slight cut in Tolaris' clothing, plus a bit of a scratch!*
T3chn0Namagomi: And two! *whirling his sword once*
Der DWSage: ...I admit it, you're about as good as I am.
J4deninj44 has entered the room.
MajorGeneralTso: <What brings you to Doma? Aside from the thousands of taverns? And things like this.> *Motions to the stage*
dragongurl4390: *Eyes him with those odd, blood coloured eyes*
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 20-sided die: 18
Der DWSage: *Grins*
OnlineHost: T3chn0Namagomi rolled 1 20-sided die: 2
J4deninj44: (Who wha ?)
dragongurl4390: <Actually, I came to get away from things...>
T3chn0Namagomi: (19)
MajorGeneralTso: *Happens to have an eye of blood as well!...And one of the purest blue. Strange eyes are no stranger here, stranger.*
Der DWSage: (Tolaris and unnamed guy, fighting on a stage! Kumo, the possessed Moogle, and Tai, and Lenore's two characters are watching!)
T3chn0Namagomi: It's not time to concede yet, you know!
Der DWSage: (And...36. Crit!)
dragongurl4390: <And the taverns are a plus.> *There is a laugh in her eyes again*
Der DWSage: (Not that it matters.)
Der DWSage: *...And midway through the slice that's about to be parried, the sword becomes a spear. Cut # 2!*
dragongurl4390: ((Kristina and a Long woman name Honou))
dragongurl4390: ((I mean, Katrina))
dragongurl4390: ((><))
T3chn0Namagomi: Hah...switching weapons on me, are you?
MajorGeneralTso: <You must love it here then. You can't throw a rock without breaking someone Tavern window, I wonder how they all stay in business.>
Der DWSage: *In addition to that, his sword is in an awkward condition.*
Der DWSage: (Instead of a normal crit, -2 to his next strike. Fair?)
T3chn0Namagomi: *and simply drops the bloody thing...*
Der DWSage: (...Or not!)
Der DWSage: Well, it's what I do.
LovelyJester: ......ety catca*'d 'd comp doke
Der DWSage: (...Lex, that's really, really weird.)
MajorGeneralTso: (SHE'S POSSESSED!)
LovelyJester: (Blame it on the damn AIMe)
dragongurl4390: *She chuckles* <Indeed, it's nice. I like the scenery as well. Very different.>
T3chn0Namagomi: *and makes another rush...making a short jump into the air...but then breaking into a slide, into a punch!*
OnlineHost: T3chn0Namagomi rolled 1 20-sided die: 7
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 20-sided die: 16
T3chn0Namagomi: (...25)
Der DWSage: (So very much a dodge. 36.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Incidentally, his accuracy's BETTER unarmed)
T3chn0Namagomi: (...yeah. 's what happens when you use a bastard sword as a primary)
Der DWSage: *Simply...sidesteps. And while he's sliding, Tolaris takes aim, that mace becoming a blade again...*
Der DWSage: (Tech-Practiced Slash!)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Meaning...?)
MajorGeneralTso: <Truthfully, I enjoy Tou Dei Gung a little more. I guess when you live somewhere you get too accustomed to it and long for somewhere new though...>
Der DWSage: (Meaning, +12 to his accuracy with this next shot.)
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 20-sided die: 12
Der DWSage: (42.)
dragongurl4390: <Very true, and wisely spoken, Dark one.>
T3chn0Namagomi: (Won't matter. Literally can't PA that high.)
Der DWSage: (*Nods*)
MajorGeneralTso: (Might crit though.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Won't matter. Based on hits, not damage, so...yeah.)
Der DWSage: *...And there's a third cut, just -barely- opening up the back of his shirt* That's three. Good work, though.
MajorGeneralTso: (Oh. S'righty!)
Der DWSage: (Aye. Normally he'd be taking a major penalty to damage for that, but...)
dragongurl4390: *Claps*
MajorGeneralTso: <Thanks, Strange Dragon.>
T3chn0Namagomi: Gah...
T3chn0Namagomi: That was close, anyway.
dragongurl4390: *Glances over to the nekojin with a smile, then back to the "Dark one"* <Not a problem.> *Strangely she seems to find this amusing, not offensive.*
Der DWSage: *And seeing as how he was sliding, the guy's probably still on the ground. Tolaris offers a hand up!*
Der DWSage: It was! You had some good moves.
T3chn0Namagomi: *leaps back as quick as he typically is, and picks the sword back up* Likewise.
dragongurl4390: <Perhaps it is time we exchanged names?>
T3chn0Namagomi: *resheaths!*
Der DWSage: Threw me off balance when you threw away your sword. Sheer luck I was able to dodge.
LovelyJester: seso n yr
Der DWSage: *...And the sword becomes a beret, complete with a long blue cape coming out of the back*
Der DWSage: *Which is placed on the head!*
T3chn0Namagomi: Heh. You talk as if you need a weapon to fight.
dragongurl4390: "ooooo...."
Der DWSage: o.o I do, actually. The beret's magic.
T3chn0Namagomi: Huh.
Der DWSage: I don't have a bit of that voodoo that they do so well.
MajorGeneralTso: <Really? I was kind of enjoying our charade with the name.> *The Mazoku grins a little bit* <Taiar.>
T3chn0Namagomi: *notable that the guy's sword is a bit heavier-looking than Tolaris' sword-form beret*
dragongurl4390: <You may call me Honou. Pleasure to meet you, Taiar.>
MajorGeneralTso: <Agreed. It's always nice to see a new Long Face.>
dragongurl4390: *Chuckles*
T3chn0Namagomi: Eh, you could say I've been using my own style of sorts. I never find it good to simply leave yourself stuck with something that can be knocked away, you know?
dragongurl4390: <It is always interesting to see one of your ilk. I don't see many of them, but I always find you to be very interesting.>
Kelne2261 has left the room.
Der DWSage: Fair enough.
Der DWSage: I rely on surprise more than anything else.
MajorGeneralTso: <...You've met others of my kind?>
dragongurl4390: <Well, once.>
Kelne2261 has entered the room.
dragongurl4390: <It was a long time ago.>
Der DWSage: How often are you going to be stabbed with some guy's hat, after all?
T3chn0Namagomi: Heh. Guess you can say it's not quite my style. I prefer taking them head-on.
MajorGeneralTso: <Not many of us existed a long time ago...>
MajorGeneralTso: *Holds up his open hand, palm pointed towards the Honou* <This hand can count them all, I believe.>
dragongurl4390: <Perhaps not as long as it seems then...> *She looks contemplative* <It was in Argovia...>
Der DWSage: >_>
MajorGeneralTso: (...Minus the ''The'')
Der DWSage: So.
Der DWSage: Can you understand a word those two are saying? *Jabs a thumb at the Mazoku*
MajorGeneralTso: <...Might have been me. *Chuckles*>
T3chn0Namagomi: Hah! You wish.
Der DWSage: The cheesemonger is in the palace. Or something.
LovelyJester: x ororm mahg'wa
dragongurl4390: <Perhaps it was.> *She smiles for the first time in this whole conversation*
LovelyJester: (>.<)
Der DWSage: <_< Either of you need to be patched up, or did you actually refrain from killing each other?
T3chn0Namagomi: Eh. Bruised him a little.
Der DWSage: (...WTF, Lex.)
Der DWSage: Not bad enough to worry about.
dragongurl4390: They're talking about Mazokus in Argovia a long time ago.
dragongurl4390: *Nods*
T3chn0Namagomi: Good to hear.
Der DWSage: Oh. Interesting enough.
Der DWSage: I should probably be worried. Every time I meet Mazoku, they tend to see me as a ten meal banquet.
T3chn0Namagomi: Mazoku?
MajorGeneralTso: 
J4deninj44: *A red light outlined in black hovers over Taiar*
Der DWSage: *Points at Tai* Like him. They eat negative emotions.
T3chn0Namagomi: o_O Weeird.
dragongurl4390: *Looks at the light* <What is that?> *Points*
MajorGeneralTso: ...*Turns his head, following Honou's finger*
A Rockin SN has left the room.
dragongurl4390: *Blinks*
J4deninj44: *a blue light hovers nearby it. A MCF stands nearby conspicuously nearby eating voraciously out of a bag of donuts*
Der DWSage: >_>
Der DWSage: *Does he have glowing red eyes?*
dragongurl4390: They aren't really that weird. They're not from here originally.
T3chn0Namagomi: >_> ...wow. Must really like donuts.
dragongurl4390: *Spies the lights*
MajorGeneralTso: ...*Follows the blue light and looks at our mysterious cloaked figure* ...<We have a visitor.>
dragongurl4390: <Oh?>
Der DWSage: ...Eh, you can deal with 'im Tolaris. I'm going inside for lunch.
dragongurl4390: *Watches the MFC*
J4deninj44: *the blue light hesitates for second and moves closer to Tai the red light returns quickly to the MCF and disappears inside the cloak*
dragongurl4390: *MCF))
dragongurl4390: <What is this?>
Der DWSage: <_<
T3chn0Namagomi: >_>
Der DWSage: This is strange. Who are you, and why shouldn't I have you removed?
MajorGeneralTso: <...Friends, let's say.> *Turns to the Blue Light* T2BlueLight: <...How goes?>
J4deninj44: <Honorable Warrior Taiar! You can see me?>
Der DWSage: ...Why doesn't anyone here speak common? Seriously?
MajorGeneralTso: T2BlueLight: <...A little bit. But your friend went back into Miang.>
T3chn0Namagomi: Who knows? *shrug*
dragongurl4390: I do...
dragongurl4390: ((Speak common, that is))
MajorGeneralTso: Hey, I speak perfect common. It's just not as useful right now. >.>...
Der DWSage: *Shrug* Fair enough, I guess.
dragongurl4390: I speak near perfect common.
J4deninj44: <Dishonorable Sorceror Haak Ling finds our mission pointless.>
T3chn0Namagomi: *snrk*
MajorGeneralTso: T2BlueLight: <...What would that be?>
dragongurl4390: But I prefer my own tongue. *Glares a very scary glare*
T3chn0Namagomi: *doesn't look scared*
dragongurl4390: <fool.>
dragongurl4390: *Looks back to Taiar*
J4deninj44: <Vessel of Souls Miang has asked me to guard you from the women ill repute.>
dragongurl4390: I don't think she likes you much.
Der DWSage: *Looks vaguely annoyed*
MajorGeneralTso: T2YueFei: <...What?>
T3chn0Namagomi: *shrug* Who knows why? *removes his sheathed sword from its position and leans back on it*
J4deninj44: <The whore you're speaking with, I'm protecting you from her.>
MajorGeneralTso: *Points to Honou* T2YueFei: <Her? She's just some Long. Come on now, aren't you the reasonable one?>
dragongurl4390: ((She'd be so mad if she could hear that...))
J4deninj44: 
Der DWSage: <_<
dragongurl4390: <What is it saying?>
Der DWSage: *Sighs, goes about fixing that spot on the stage. This begins with him going inside the house to get tools...*
J4deninj44: *The donuts run out and the MCF shuffles closer to Tai, staring at the clouds*
MajorGeneralTso: *Sighs and walks over to Miang, manuvering behind her and grabbing her shoulders, pushing the stubborn Tsung Dragon over to Honou's direction*
T3chn0Namagomi: *returns his attention to the MCF*
dragongurl4390: *Looks curious*
J4deninj44: O_O;;
dragongurl4390: <Hello there.>
MajorGeneralTso: <Honou, this is a good friend of mine, Miang.>
dragongurl4390: *Bows* <Pleased to meet you, Miss Miang.>
J4deninj44: >.> *crosses her arms and glares at Yue Fei's spirit* I no speaka good Lanese. I from Doma.
MajorGeneralTso: <She's lying.>
T3chn0Namagomi: >_> Lanese?
dragongurl4390: 
LovelyJester: o aean, om.hom ..p
dragongurl4390: ((Shit, I have to go in just a sec))
Der DWSage: (It's like Lex is trying to summon Chathulhu.)
LovelyJester: (Shit I've been figured out.)
Der DWSage: (You have. >: )
T3chn0Namagomi: ...>_>...<_<...
Der DWSage: (In any case. Bed calls with its siren sheets.)
T3chn0Namagomi: *sneak, sneak, sneak...*
Der DWSage: (So Tolaris will be in the background, trying to make sure no one busts anyone up.)
dragongurl4390: ((hehe))
J4deninj44: <Fine I speak, good lanese.> *glares at Honou, instinctively*
Der DWSage: (G'night.)
MajorGeneralTso: (Nightow.)
dragongurl4390: <Why is it, Miss Miang, that you have distaste for me without even speaking to me?>
dragongurl4390: ((Night))
T3chn0Namagomi: *sneaks behind Miang, and pulls the hood down!*
MajorGeneralTso: <...She thinks I'm trying to get in your pants.>
dragongurl4390: <Oh really?>
J4deninj44: 
dragongurl4390: <That would be unfortunate for you.>
blender_bunny@mac.com has left the room.
LovelyJester: t.
T3chn0Namagomi: o.o
MajorGeneralTso: <Very unfortunate.>
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: ...is this Lanese?
J4deninj44: .... *looks at Tai and Honou* ... ... ...
J4deninj44: <\/< >\/>
dragongurl4390: *Smiles pleasantly at Miang*
MajorGeneralTso: *Pats Miang on the back* <Put your ideas to rest, Miang.>
LovelyJester: (T_T Sleepy. Work is boring. Efforts to summon an elder god of crazy pants keeps on failing.)
dragongurl4390: *She bows to them both*
dragongurl4390: *Skitters off to find her parents*
J4deninj44: Conversation? Interesting?
MajorGeneralTso: *Gives Honou a half hearted salute as she leaves* <...Yes. A conversation.>
dragongurl4390: <Indeed, young one.> *She turns and walks away*
dragongurl4390: ((Night all))
J4deninj44: .....*Glares at Tai* <Dishonor!!!Dishono...did she call me young. Well she can't be that big of a whore....STILL!>
J4deninj44: (NIGHT!)
dragongurl4390 has left the room.
MajorGeneralTso: (Night!)
MajorGeneralTso: (...Darn.)
T3chn0Namagomi: o_o So, uh, is that Lanese or somesuch? *standing there*
J4deninj44: It is! YES! We're foreigners!
J4deninj44: And my husband is cheating on me!!!
J4deninj44: ......
MajorGeneralTso: ...You're a foreigner.
MajorGeneralTso: ...I live here.
J4deninj44: *looks at Tai*
Kelne2261 has left the room.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...*sweatdrop*
J4deninj44: ..........
J4deninj44: *scoooooooots away slooooowly*
MajorGeneralTso: *Looked at* ...I'm also not your husband anymore, as much as you seem to wish I still was. *Grins*
T3chn0Namagomi: ...Okay, I guess I just walked in on something big here. o.o;
J4deninj44: I DO NOT WISH YOU WERE STILL MY HUSBAND! I HATE YOU! DISHONOR! *pounces Tai and beats on him* I WOULD RATHER MARRY A HAIRY MONKEY THAN YOU!
T3chn0Namagomi: ...
J4deninj44: I WOULD RATHER SHAVE THE HAIR ON MY ARMS THAT BE WITH YOU!
J4deninj44: I WOULD RATHER GO ON A DIET THAN BE YOUR WIFE!
T3chn0Namagomi: ...then why're you laying claim to him as if you were?
J4deninj44: ...
J4deninj44: *fumes and glares at Doug's char*
MajorGeneralTso: *Pounced on, but stands and tries to cover himself with his arms as he's beaten* I wouldn't say its that big...A little more common than you would believe. ;;;>.>...
MajorGeneralTso: ...Oop. You may wanna...Step back a tad there or something.
Kelne2261 has entered the room.
J4deninj44: <Howdareyouimplysomethingsostupid!Curseyoureancestorsto1000plaguesbyTenminglong.Yourgrand motherwasawhore!>
T3chn0Namagomi: o.o; ...Uhhhh...
T3chn0Namagomi: What'd she say?
MajorGeneralTso: ...You're better off not knowing.
J4deninj44: <Idonotlayclaimtothispastywhiteoilyhairedpanda'sass.I'dratherkillhimthankisshim.MayyourUnclesalldie ofbamboouptheirass!!!>
T3chn0Namagomi: ...
T3chn0Namagomi: She sounds pissed.
J4deninj44: *turns on Tai* <ANDYOU!Youwomanizing,flirt!You'reluckyIeventolerateyou!Ifmyfamilydidn'tthinkyouwerethebestthing sincericeI'dhaveyourballsinmycongeeforbreakefast!>
MajorGeneralTso: You'd be right if you said that! It more or less boils down to insulting you though. >.>...
MajorGeneralTso: Oop. Now she's threatening me...*Is very calm about this whole situation*
T3chn0Namagomi: *scratches head...idea!* Hey, how about I get you some more donuts?
J4deninj44: <I'veneverinmywholelifeheardanythingasstupidasmebeinginlovewithyou!!Ishouldshaveyouandtieyou.... >
J4deninj44: ... .... .... *thinking*
MajorGeneralTso: ...
J4deninj44: <ANCESTORSCURSEYOUBOTH! I'M SO MAD I CAN'T E->?
J4deninj44: *grabs her head*
MajorGeneralTso: ...<You okay, Miang?>
J4deninj44: *takes several deep breaths*
T3chn0Namagomi: o_o; I take it that's a "no"?
MajorGeneralTso: She doesn't normally turn down a good donut. ;;;>.>....This must be serious.
T3chn0Namagomi: Huh.
J4deninj44: Calm down...*puts a paw over her chest* I'm fine I just lost my temper.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...You sure you don't want donuts?
MajorGeneralTso: *Nods* Why don't you take this guy up on his offer and relax yourself then?
J4deninj44: *lifts her head and squints her one red eye* Yeah, I'll do that....But I'll sit down if you don't mind....
T3chn0Namagomi: Right, then! *runs off toward the nearest donut place*
MajorGeneralTso: ...*Looks cautiously over Miang* ...
J4deninj44: ... Before I saw you with that girl, I came to talk to you about the war...
MajorGeneralTso: 
LovelyJester has left the room.
T3chn0Namagomi: *Eventually comes back with a bag of...yes, donuts* Hey, not sure which kind you liked, so...I got a variety. ^^;
J4deninj44: *suddenly has Tai's collar in her paw* ... Yeah...*her fist shakes, one eye glaring and the other one calm* I hope whoever hurries....
T3chn0Namagomi: *holds the bag out* ^.^
MajorGeneralTso: *Puts his hand on Miang's Paw near his throat* ...Eat up.
J4deninj44: ... *takes a deep breath and lets go of Tai and starts eating* ...
MajorGeneralTso: *Stands up straight and looks at Justin* Thanks a lot, pal. Might have saved some lives in that act.
J4deninj44: *swallows* I've decided that I'm going...*chomp chomp chomp munch* to...find.....Grandpa's best friend....*swallow* He's been so tense he's let his bonsai go.
T3chn0Namagomi: Err...no problem? ^^;
J4deninj44: Yeah! Thanks!
T3chn0Namagomi: Anything to help, I say.
MajorGeneralTso: ...What'll you do when you find him?
MajorGeneralTso: (...Truthfully, I was kind of looking forward to a wild Demon Miang VS Tai PS Battle. *Waves hand Dismissively*)
T3chn0Namagomi: Anyway, err, I've got to go.
T3chn0Namagomi: (...XP)
T3chn0Namagomi: *walks off to...somewhere*
J4deninj44: (Oh shit! I've got PS sheet but I didn't update her demon.)
J4deninj44: (He should get a bonus to STR because he turns her inot a beserker.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (DONUTS!)
T3chn0Namagomi has left the room.
MajorGeneralTso: (Nice.)
Kelne2261 has left the room.
J4deninj44: (All da people's left.)
MajorGeneralTso: (Yeah...)
J4deninj44: (I feel fiesty...)
MajorGeneralTso: (...<.<...)
J4deninj44: (>.> How much you wanna bet someone wants to take out the Tsung clan's more powerful family?)
MajorGeneralTso: (...I don't bet. Someone already tried that. <.<...I know someone does.)
MajorGeneralTso: (Also: ...Were Kenni's father and Grandpa best friends before he choked on a bagel or whatever, I wonder.)
J4deninj44: (I believe they were. They were comrades in the DPS.)
MajorGeneralTso: (Indeed...)
MajorGeneralTso: ...*Sighs and pockets his hands, looking upwards*
J4deninj44: ...You're really like him. Both of you like cutting tiny trees.
MajorGeneralTso: I picked it up from him, really...Was a compliment to my attempts at Gardening. Something he could teach me...
J4deninj44: I hate seeing Grandpa depressed; it doesn't suit him.
MajorGeneralTso: ...It's hard to imagine, I've very seldom experienced it myself. Even when we freed him from the Shen, he was very chipper about it...
PapatymisonN has left the room.
J4deninj44: (<.< >.>-)
MajorGeneralTso: (...)
MajorGeneralTso: ...What will you do when you find Grandfather's best friend?
J4deninj44: ... ... ... o__o
J4deninj44: I have no idea...
MajorGeneralTso: That doesn't sound like much of a plan...I don't want you fighting with him...There's no way you can win...*Sighs and crosses his arms*
J4deninj44: ...If he's as powerful as grandpa, there's no way. ... But I just don't want to fight a guy like that in the war... It'll be bad enough since the warlords are already gathering.
MajorGeneralTso: ...How much power does this guy hold over the other side anyways? Could we convince him not to help...?
J4deninj44: No idea... We've got a lot to figure out. *sighs*
J4deninj44: How's training going?
MajorGeneralTso: ...It's going alright. I should probably be a little more consistant about it, but I disappear from time to time. Can't seem to help it.
J4deninj44: *nod* I've almost mastered Haak Ling but there's no one to teach me the sword. Yue Fei's been feeling neglected.
MajorGeneralTso: ...Why don't you ask Long? That's his territory, isn't it?
J4deninj44: PFFT! Ask my brother for help! He'll just go easy on me anyway. Long treats me like a girl.
MajorGeneralTso: ...You are a girl.
J4deninj44: ... ...
J4deninj44: <..>...
J4deninj44: ................................................
MajorGeneralTso: ...What's your favorite color?
J4deninj44: ..........Cherry Blossom.
MajorGeneralTso: Pink.
J4deninj44: ....
MajorGeneralTso: Do you like shopping? >.>...
J4deninj44: Only on days that end in S.
MajorGeneralTso: ...Everyday ends in S.
MajorGeneralTso: Squealing, Crybaby Sissy Girl I won't touch. But...>.>...You're 2 for 3.
J4deninj44: ..............................................................................
J4deninj44: So you think I'm some weak girl!!
MajorGeneralTso: You're just a strong fighting girl who likes pink, enjoys shopping, and may or may not squeal and cry on occasion. >.>...
J4deninj44: ... *quirks an eyebrow* Tha.....thank you.
MajorGeneralTso: *Chuckles* No problem. Could be stronger though.
J4deninj44: (Quick PS/Freestyle/D6? Heaven or hell?)
MajorGeneralTso: (Hmmmm...Is your philsys sheet all nice and worked out/and/or you wanna give it a test drive?)
Der DWSage: (Fucking hell, I can't sleep.)
J4deninj44: ( 9.9 I might as well test drive it. It's not nearly where I want it to be but I don't know what other spells to give Haak LIng.)
MajorGeneralTso: (...Welcome back!)
J4deninj44: (Aww. Try warm milk?)
MajorGeneralTso: (*Nods*)
Der DWSage: (Yeah. No go. Granted, I slept in until about 1 in the afternoon, so...)
Der DWSage: (Anyway. Tai, how much longer were you planning on staying up? Because Kumo might get involved in that entire 'anti-drug' thing.)
MajorGeneralTso: (I don't have class until 1:00. I could concievably be up for another 2 or 3 hours.)
Der DWSage: (*Nods* In that case...lemme dig up exactly what information Kumo was given last time.)
Der DWSage: (...Or I could've not saved the file. Damn. Well, I remember the guy was definitely a druggie, and Kumo planning to shadow him to find his supplier...)
MajorGeneralTso: (Kumo might be surprised by two people fighting outside his current place of employment though...)
Der DWSage: (There is that!)
Der DWSage: <_<
Der DWSage: *Sloooowly comes out of the HoH* So. You two done with your lover's quarrel?
MajorGeneralTso: (...Miang! Roll for Initiative?)
OnlineHost: J4deninj44 rolled 1 6-sided die: 2
Der DWSage: (*Puts on appropriate battle music*)
MajorGeneralTso: (Two die.)
J4deninj44: (Thank you. _
OnlineHost: J4deninj44 rolled 2 6-sided dice: 2 4
MajorGeneralTso: (...I dunno what to use for light battle music.)
J4deninj44: (Awe of She is on right now.)
OnlineHost: MajorGeneralTso rolled 2 6-sided dice: 6 1
J4deninj44: (And 11.5)
J4deninj44: (God dammit!)
J4deninj44: (Oh..wait yout criticaled both ways...)
MajorGeneralTso: (Always round down. But I got 11, so you can go first since you technically got higher.)
Der DWSage: (Mega Man 2-Dr. Wily Haunts Flashman remix for me.)
MajorGeneralTso: (Ah. Rolling Star works.)
MajorGeneralTso: ( http://mysidia.org/rpgww/Philsys - I have it open, here it is if you happen to need it Amanda.)
J4deninj44: *pulls off her cape and unsheaths Dailong* YUE FEI! *the blue light reappears and shoots into Miang's left eye, it not turning blue and like lightening her hair goes blonde and she wears white and blue Lanese clothes*
J4deninj44: (Invoking Yue Fei)
J4deninj44: (Thank you.)
Der DWSage: IM:...Dammit, healing magic will hurt them.
J4deninj44: *Her tail is white and blonde as well, as a side note.)
MajorGeneralTso: ...*Looks at Miang and pops an eyebrow* ...Looks like we're just getting started. *Leaps backwards and holds his hand out, his Glaive coming forth in a small explosion of Mazoku aura*
MajorGeneralTso: (Summon Glaive.)
Der DWSage: *Sighs, heads back into the house for a moment...*
Der DWSage: (...Okay, why is the Wiki not opening for me?]
J4deninj44: (Me neither...)
MajorGeneralTso: (It was a little slow for me as well...)
MajorGeneralTso: (I got it open though.)
Der DWSage: (I get the general 404 error. Ah well-I remember enough to fake it.)
MajorGeneralTso: (Here's a Tip Amanda. Having to use your first round in PS doing something that everyone else can do in one round (Drawing Your Weapon) gets annoying really fast. <.<...)
Der DWSage: (*Nods* Anyway...Amanda's happy-fun go time?)
J4deninj44: *smiles* It's an honor to challenge you, Taiar of the Demon Glaive. Now, ready yourself! *speeds forward and swings his sword out to cut Tai's middle* BLOOMING ROSE! *Swings it upward* CUT INTO THE NIGHT!
OnlineHost: J4deninj44 rolled 1 6-sided die: 2
J4deninj44: (Dammit!)
Der DWSage: (D20, 'Manda. :{ )
MajorGeneralTso: (AT/PA First.)
OnlineHost: J4deninj44 rolled 1 20-sided die: 4
MajorGeneralTso: (Also: This knockoff brand of Cinnamon Toast Crunch tastes like Ass.)
J4deninj44: (T.T)
MajorGeneralTso: (Plus your Modifiers.)
J4deninj44: (Mmm.... CTC sounds good right about now.)
OnlineHost: MajorGeneralTso rolled 1 20-sided die: 2
MajorGeneralTso: (Awesome.)
J4deninj44: (16 on myside.)
MajorGeneralTso: (17.)
Der DWSage: *...And about this point, Kumo comes back from the HoH, a whip on one hip and a little knife on the other.* Lemme know when you two are done. I've got places to be.
J4deninj44: (o_o Now what?)
MajorGeneralTso: *The weapon clashes against Taiar's Glaive on the first strike, and Yue Fei's sword soars over his head on the second* The feeling is mutual!
Der DWSage: (Ze attack failed, Amanda.)
MajorGeneralTso: (My turn!)
J4deninj44: (I kind of figured that but I didn't know if he got a counter or something.(
J4deninj44: (That's a skill Miang needs...)
Der DWSage: (No, just a parry-and then its his turn.)
J4deninj44: (It occurs to me that Miang's Souls shouldn't know Common.)
MajorGeneralTso: *Twirls his Glaive at his side and catches it under his right arm, pressing it against his hip and swinging the weapon across to hit Yue Fei while he's in close range!*
MajorGeneralTso: (Light Attack!)
OnlineHost: MajorGeneralTso rolled 1 20-sided die: 2
MajorGeneralTso: (...Man, Lovin' those 2's.)
OnlineHost: J4deninj44 rolled 1 20-sided die: 17
MajorGeneralTso: (17 again.)
J4deninj44: (12 + 17 = Amanda Can't add quickly...29)
MajorGeneralTso: (I fail. Your turn!)
Der DWSage: *Yawns. Vaguely wonders if he should do something to end this fight early...*
J4deninj44: *Yue strafes to the side and spins backwards to slice at Taiar's legs in a light attack*
MajorGeneralTso: (Doro Doroke Rolling Star!)
OnlineHost: MajorGeneralTso rolled 1 20-sided die: 14
MajorGeneralTso: (33.)
Der DWSage: (Philsys page finally loads!)
OnlineHost: J4deninj44 rolled 1 20-sided die: 16
MajorGeneralTso: (...God, this Cereak Tastes like Cardboard...)
J4deninj44: (You win the clash.)
J4deninj44: (Stop eating it, Kenny!)
MajorGeneralTso: (It's so bad I typo. Ce-reeks of Ass.)
J4deninj44: (XD)
MajorGeneralTso: (I can't! It would be a waste of food! I'll just have to vomit it all back up later!)
J4deninj44: (Stop making me laugh! I cough and start to die!)
Der DWSage: (*Chuckles*)
MajorGeneralTso: *Tai stabs his Glaive into the cobblestones as he sees the strike at his lower body coming, partly jumping and partly pushing himself up to a handstand onto the butt of his Glaive. Ths weapon misses, clashing against the steel*
MajorGeneralTso: *At the top, Taiar shifts his momentum and tears the weapon from the ground, bringing it over his head and down at Yue Fei*
MajorGeneralTso: (...Really sounds more like a medium attack.)
Der DWSage: (...I just realized something odd.)
OnlineHost: MajorGeneralTso rolled 1 20-sided die: 15
J4deninj44: As to be expected of the Demon Guardian of the Ling Ho!
Der DWSage: (Kumo does less damage with heavy attacks.)
MajorGeneralTso: (...How does that work?)
MajorGeneralTso: (28.)
OnlineHost: J4deninj44 rolled 1 20-sided die: 3
Der DWSage: (He has a -3 strength, so it gets multiplied...)
J4deninj44: (Pwned!)
MajorGeneralTso: (...That is pretty freakin weird.)
J4deninj44: (Isn't it the absolute value/)
MajorGeneralTso: (Now the essential question...Is Yue Fei invoke still technically a dragon?)
Der DWSage: (Maybe I should ask Brian to make those things a 0 for negative strength...And no.)
Der DWSage: (...Well, wait. Not quite less, but can be.)
OnlineHost: MajorGeneralTso rolled 3 6-sided dice: 6 5 1
Der DWSage: (5+1d6 vs. 5+2d6 vs. 2+3d6.)
Der DWSage: (Light, medium, and heavy.)
Der DWSage: (Anyway. Back to our regularly scheduled fight scene.)
MajorGeneralTso: (What will it be, Amanda? It's the difference 56 and 112 damage. <.<...)
J4deninj44: (I ...don't know. I think he has to be because he's in Miang's body.)
MajorGeneralTso: (...I see...The DB does x2 against Dragons...)
J4deninj44: (I figured that. So does this mean Miang dies?)
J4deninj44: (I don't get PS .)
MajorGeneralTso: (...How much HP does she have?)
J4deninj44: (65)
Der DWSage: (Yow.)
MajorGeneralTso: (Fight ended...But...)
Der DWSage: (...Insta-KO. I wouldn't say death.)
Der DWSage: (However, she's really fucking hurt. >_> )
MajorGeneralTso: *Taiar's feet hits the ground and the Glaive carves the air ever so closely to Yue Fei, cutting a strand of her hair. The cobblestone cracks as the Polearm slams against it. Tai turns to Yue Fei and smiles* <...Good game.>
MajorGeneralTso: (Nah...Can't go around killing each other for fun. <.<;;....)
MajorGeneralTso: (Philsys is really just a series of math problems...<.<;;...)
Der DWSage: (Indeed.)
J4deninj44: <*smiles warmly and bows deeply. He glows for a moment before returning to Miang who stands up flushed* I'm going to pay for this spar tonight.>
Der DWSage: ...Are you two done now?
Der DWSage: <_< No offense, but it's not good business to have people fighting in front of our shop.
MajorGeneralTso: *Stands up straight and rests the end of his weapon on the ground* <...Who's going to make you pay?> >.>...Yeah, we're done...
Der DWSage: And even less when you two can't even be customers.
MajorGeneralTso: Hey, You guys had that spar earlier. >.>...
MajorGeneralTso: Besides...I think she can be your customer. I'm the demon here.
Der DWSage: Yeah, but we live here. And that was advertisement.
J4deninj44: Shadoooooow Long.
J4deninj44: I am a creature of the realm of chaotic darkneeeeess.
J4deninj44: Don't try to get me killed!
MajorGeneralTso: ...That means you can't be healed? Psh...I don't understand you dragons. *Looks away with a Tch noise*
Der DWSage: *Shrugs* Either way. I've got a certain drug ring I need to try and dismantle.
MajorGeneralTso: (Aw. Kilik totally does that finishing move. I was wondering where I ganked it from...)
J4deninj44: (XD)
J4deninj44: o.o Drug Ring?
MajorGeneralTso: ...>.>...Huh?
J4deninj44: *hits Tai with her tail*
MajorGeneralTso: *Hit* Ow.
J4deninj44: Oops. <.< *small smile of satisfaction*
Der DWSage: Yeah. I need to break some kneecaps of our competitors, selling medicinal drugs to seniors.
Der DWSage: >_> Unless you two know anything about Illusar...
MajorGeneralTso: ...For a house of healing, that sure is underhanded...
Der DWSage: Yeah, but kneecaps is all I can reach.
Der DWSage: *Is all of two feet tall, as a reminder!*
MajorGeneralTso: ...Good point.
MajorGeneralTso: Illusar...rings a bell. Wasn't one of your brothers going on about it, Miang...?
Der DWSage: ...Oh, that was your brother?
J4deninj44: Who? Sheng? That dork?
Der DWSage: *Takes a closer look at her!* Yeah. I can see some resemblence now-all those other races look alike to me, no offense. I agreed to help him.
MajorGeneralTso: ...I dunno. ;;;>.>...Did this guy have glasses on?
Der DWSage: *Nods* He said his name was Sheng.
J4deninj44: *makes a face* Ew...He's a terrible spy.
Der DWSage: I know.
Der DWSage: Believe me.
MajorGeneralTso: *Chuckles*
Der DWSage: Tolaris and I were going to pose as door to door potion sellers-which isn't that far of a stretch-and see if he couldn't distract the guy with smalltalk while I went around his home and looked for...evidence.
J4deninj44: o.o ^__^ I see and you need a super cute girl to help influence the silly men. *gives Tai a glare that dares him to even breath sarcastically.*
MajorGeneralTso: ...*Says nothing*
Der DWSage: (How very, very fitting that Harvest Moon music comes on. It's Ann's theme, too.)
J4deninj44: ^_^
MajorGeneralTso: (*Puts on some Suzumiya Haruhi music*)
Der DWSage: ...Sure, why not. I'm not exactly sure I'll be able to sneak around that well as it is, so having two there to be distractions might help.
Der DWSage: (*Changes to Pac-man:64-bit Revenge*)
MajorGeneralTso: ...I don't know if my aura lends itself well to ''I sell healing junk!'' but oookay.
Der DWSage: ...You could help by searching the place. I'm sure it'll be a much bigger help.
J4deninj44: (*Turns on Nartuo OST*)
Der DWSage: My aura doesn't lend itself that well either, but I make for a cute mascot and I'm fairly well known by now.
MajorGeneralTso: True...I'm admittedly not as cute...
Der DWSage: ...So...I'm Kumo. You're Miang and...?
Der DWSage: *Walks out by this point! And is carrying a briefcase that clinks satisfyingly*
J4deninj44: o.o
J4deninj44: This is my dishonorabl Ex-husband Taiar.
J4deninj44: *bow* Please excuse him.
MajorGeneralTso: ...Taiar. ;;;>.>...Nice to meet you.
Der DWSage: ...Excuse him for what? And we need to get going, Kumo...
MajorGeneralTso: ...Excuse me for making more sense than she does, I suppose.
J4deninj44: *hits Tai with her tail*
J4deninj44: 9.9
MajorGeneralTso: *Catches it this time* ...
Der DWSage: >_> They're helping us out, Tolaris.
J4deninj44: <.<;;;;
MajorGeneralTso: ...>.>...*Lets it go*
J4deninj44: Let go of my tail, you pervert.
Der DWSage: *Motions* She's Sheng's sister, and he's...uhm...allegedly her husband.
J4deninj44: EX!!!
J4deninj44: >.<
Der DWSage: IM:They certainly act married.
J4deninj44: I hate him now.
MajorGeneralTso: ...Yeah.
Der DWSage: Ex-husband. Sorry.
Der DWSage: Anyway! We should get going.
Der DWSage: *Begins leading the way to the home of whatshisname, the noble drug addict! Time-warp, Tai?*
MajorGeneralTso: Lead the way, Kumo. *Follows!...Sure. Go ahead. Why ask me? ;;;>.>...*
Der DWSage: *Making sure they're not getting jumped by ninja or anything. Oh, and the Sheets. )
Der DWSage: **
Der DWSage: *...And you have to describe the place when they get to it, you realize.*
J4deninj44: *Yeah, Tai*
MajorGeneralTso: *...I'm GMing?)
Der DWSage: *Well, I'd say so. You're the one that set Kumo on this task o' yours.*
MajorGeneralTso: *I set no one up for nothing. Amanda plays Sheng. <.<...*
J4deninj44: (......)
J4deninj44: *FINE!*
Der DWSage: *Well. One of the two!*
J4deninj44: *The House of Riverman is a large three story Domanadan Style house with green trim*
MajorGeneralTso: *She's the super most wonderous GM to ever live...I'm just the lacky.*
J4deninj44: *Ken, honey, could you shut up. The bullshit is overwhelming my delicate senses. Thank you.*
J4deninj44: *The gardens are exquisite but they seem to have fallen into some disarray*
Der DWSage: IM:Sold his gardener for more Illusar, did he?
J4deninj44: Taaaaai! Buy me a house like this! I'll paint it red like the temples in Fuzhou!
MajorGeneralTso: ...Could use some pruning...*Looks at his garden with some scrutiny*
Der DWSage: <_<
MajorGeneralTso: ...I'm your Ex-Husband. You said it yourself.
J4deninj44: *Gasps* With black trim and gold dragons... SO what! You owe me!
Der DWSage: IM:So married.
J4deninj44: I treated you like king and you treated me like poor gwailo buy a wife!
Der DWSage: *Hums a little ditty to himself as he knocks on the front door, briefcase in one hand*
Der DWSage: ...Well, that's one word I know.
MajorGeneralTso: ...*Pays more attention to the Garden than he does Miang* ...
Der DWSage: ...You might want to make yourself scarce, Taiar.
J4deninj44: *no answer*
J4deninj44: What about me?
Der DWSage: You said you wanted to play the part of cute girl to help sell potions.
Der DWSage: *Waits a bit. After all, servants may take a while to get to the door...*
J4deninj44: ! ^_^ *primps her hair and puts on a winning smile*
MajorGeneralTso: You got it. *Stands up straight and goes to hide*
Der DWSage: *Motions at one of the bushes* I doubt anyone'll see you behind those.
J4deninj44: *From indoors* Go. Away!
MajorGeneralTso: *Vanishes!...somewhere*
Der DWSage: *Grins as he goes into full salesman mode!* Sir! I merely wish a few moments of your time to give you a wonderful opportunity-potions from Jal's House of Healing, suitable for every occasion from hangovers to more fatal illnesses!
J4deninj44: From Indoors: I don't want what you're selling. I'm fine without your silly snake oils! No go!
J4deninj44: NOw*
Der DWSage: These are not snake oils-these are honest magical potions! We'd heard from an associate that you may wish for some of these, and are making a rather rare housecall!
J4deninj44: From Indoors: Associate? Who?
MajorGeneralTso: (...Are we going Philsys or just goin for it?)
J4deninj44: (Aw, we've been Philsysing all day, Why stop?)
MajorGeneralTso: (Kaydoke!)
Der DWSage: *Name of a random aristocrat-Tolaris would know at least a few* He said that he'd seen you recently, and that you looked somewhat...under the weather. Please, if you allow me and my associates inside for just a few minutes...
Der DWSage: Why, we'll be out of here in no time, and I'll let you have a potion of your choice for free. ^_^
J4deninj44: *The door...It opens slightly. A haggard looking nobleman looks at them from bloodshot eyes* Make it swift. *He opens the door the full way and walks out*
J4deninj44: We'll go to my garden out back. Follow me.
J4deninj44: *Riverman leads them through a slightly overgrown path to a GAZEBO*
Der DWSage: *Nods, motioning to the other two that're actually visible* These are Miang and Kumo-the former is a new lady working for us, and the latter is Jal's personal apprentice.
Der DWSage: *Both of them follow!*
Der DWSage: ^_^ Nice ta meetcha, mister.
J4deninj44: Hello. *bows*
J4deninj44: Riverman: *gruns and sits down on the bench* What do you have? Come on, come on. *looks back at his house eagerly then at them*
Der DWSage: *Nods, opening the briefcase...and there's about seventy-five vials of different potions inside, each of them labelled clearly.* Everything we have in stock..well, aside from one or two.
Der DWSage: But you don't look like you need specialized things like those. We do, however, have general healing and vitality potions, along with ones to cure insomnia...
Der DWSage: *Continues listing the potions! There are many. He even goes into detail on what some of them do, how rare they truly are, and their potency...*
MajorGeneralTso: IM: ...I guess that's my cue. *Putting those PS Ranks of Stealth to use, Taiar sneaks his way into the house while they're at the Gazebo*
J4deninj44: *scans the assortment* Pain..anything for pain? *He bounces his knee rapidly*
Der DWSage: Oh, several. Ingested, direct application, or the strong stuff?
Der DWSage: ...Sir? Sorry ta interrupt...
J4deninj44: *The house is in disarray! As if had been ransacked already by thieves*
Der DWSage: But do you have a bathroom? I gotta go...
MajorGeneralTso: IM: ...Damn. Couldn't they make sneaking through their house easy? *Sighs a little bit and carefully steps around, looking for suspicious objects or places...Basements and attics are a must.*
J4deninj44: No! *forcibly*.... Just....go in the plants if you must. I fired my gardener for being an incompetent twit! *his voice is angry but calms down quickly and looks back at the house*
J4deninj44: (Tai roll d20)
OnlineHost: MajorGeneralTso rolled 1 20-sided die: 5
MajorGeneralTso: (...Damn.)
Der DWSage: *Shrugs, going to the bushes...which are in the front of the house.*
Der DWSage: ^_^ Here. This should do the trick quite nicely...
Der DWSage: *Holds up one of the potions, clearly saying, 'For Intense Pain'.*
J4deninj44: *looks at the house and stands suddenly* Is someone in there! Where is that little white thing...boy...whatever?
MajorGeneralTso: *Seems to have failed in his initial search...But keeps poking around, unaware of the daaaangers...*
Der DWSage: *And...he shouts back!* S-sorry! I tripped over a rake and some...stuff! Gardener must've left it there!
J4deninj44: *seems nervous and relunctant to sit back down*
Der DWSage: ...He's a nice boy. Just clumsy. Isn't the first time that's happened.
Der DWSage: *Chuckles* I could tell you tales...anyway. This one is for pain-try it, free of charge.
J4deninj44: *Tai finds a lot of broken furniture, torn paintings, but little in the way of drug paraphenalia*
J4deninj44: *looks at it...then at the house* Do you have anything for...for nerves? I've been very nervous lately?
Der DWSage: *Nods, putting it down and looking carefully...pulling out a 'Calming Elixer.'* Here we go.
J4deninj44: This will calm my nerves? How long does it last?
MajorGeneralTso: *Digs through the junk a little bit, quietly...Poking under the furniture and the paintings*
J4deninj44: (Roll d20 Mr. Wong_
OnlineHost: MajorGeneralTso rolled 1 20-sided die: 5
J4deninj44: (You really like that number, I see.)
MajorGeneralTso: (...Seriously now.)
Der DWSage: (Indeed.)
Der DWSage: *As soon as he hears it!* OW! Same buncha stuff...
J4deninj44: *takes a few steps off the gazebo* I'm going to go inside and check on something. I'll be back....*tries to look in through the windows but can't see for the overgrowth*
Der DWSage: *...And there's Kumo, coming back.* ^_^; Aheh...sorry mister Riverman. Kinda tripped over my own two feet...
J4deninj44: Were you inside? Did you see anything!?
Der DWSage: >_>
Der DWSage: Me? No. I, uh, kinda slipped when I fell though...and that's always trouble with me.
MajorGeneralTso: *Is about to continue the search, a little annoyed with his own clumsiness...but stops at the sounds of yelling* ...
Der DWSage: I've got magic feet, and I kinda let loose a wisp when I tripped. That's probably what you heard.
J4deninj44: (D20 for believability)
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 20-sided die: 16
Der DWSage: *Starts doing a Snoopy dance to add to this...and with every stomp, a little firework goes off.*
Der DWSage: (Pyrotechnics spell!)
J4deninj44: *frowns at the moogle* GET BACK OVER THERE!
J4deninj44: *ushers the moogle back to the gazebo*
Der DWSage: *Stops!* Yessir. Sorry 'bout that.
MajorGeneralTso: ...*And the search goes on!*
Der DWSage: *Walks back, letting out a small sigh of relief.*
J4deninj44: How much for the calming potion did you say?
Der DWSage: Free trial. However, Jal charges 50 gil for each 2-hour dose, or 100 for each 5-hour dose.
Der DWSage: It's not too cheap to make, I'm afraid-some of the ingredients need to be imported from Argovia.
J4deninj44: *nods* I'll try the calming potion. *holds out his shaking hand, he looks at Solaris at the mention of Argovia but says nothing*
J4deninj44: (One more try Taiar!)
Der DWSage: *Hands it over!*
Der DWSage: (Make it this time, boyo. I'm out of excuses. >: )
MajorGeneralTso: (Hey, It's the dice not me. <.<...)
OnlineHost: MajorGeneralTso rolled 1 20-sided die: 10
MajorGeneralTso: (...Better.)
MajorGeneralTso: (...Slightly.)
Der DWSage: (Twice as good, mate.)
J4deninj44: *Behind a tilted grandfather clock is a door*
MajorGeneralTso: ... *Tries to poke his way into it without moving the clock to make needless noise*
J4deninj44: *Riverman looks at the vial and sniffs it. Finding it unsuspicious he begins to drink *
OnlineHost: J4deninj44 rolled 1 20-sided die: 4
J4deninj44: *He smacks his lips and sits down* That's...That's good... *he strains to keep his eyes open* I think....it's too.. *he falls back and closes his eyes, sleeping*
OnlineHost: J4deninj44 rolled 1 8-sided die: 4
Der DWSage: *Waves a hand over his face, snapping his fingers a few times to make sure that it's working right...*
J4deninj44: *Riverman sleeps soundly*
Der DWSage: Phew. For a while there, I thought he wasn't going to take it.
Der DWSage: That stuff cost a good three hundred gil to make, too...ah well.
Der DWSage: Miang, can you make sure he doesn't wake up until we're done searching? Just give him another vial every hour or so-sooner if he stirs.
J4deninj44: *The clock gives a dull chime as Tai moves*
Der DWSage: I don't know what all that Illusar's done to his system, but it might make it unpredictable.
OnlineHost: J4deninj44 rolled 1 20-sided die: 2
J4deninj44: *It falls over loudly, Riverman stirs but doesn't seem able to wake up*
MajorGeneralTso: ...<.<;;...Oops. *Gets into that door as quickly as he can, hoping that no one noticed that horrible noise*
Der DWSage: ...Actually, I think I'll stay out here. Make sure he doesn't get too much, either.
Der DWSage: Kumo, you go and help Taiar be...less of a bull in a china shop.
Der DWSage: Right.
Der DWSage: *Heads on in! Tries to follow Taiar's trail-and probably sees the fallen clock fast enough*
J4deninj44: *The room seems to be an old study. There's a lamp, some scrolls and books but everything is turned upside down. There's a syringe on the floor*
MajorGeneralTso: ...*Kneels down and grabs the drug related object* ...Was a lot of trouble for this thing.
Der DWSage: And you made enough noise for six people. Seriously.
MajorGeneralTso: *Stands up and looks at Kumo* Normally I'm better at this kind of thing. ;;>.>...I blame it on the fight before we started.
Der DWSage: *Shrugs* Either way...we should probably look for paperwork. He must've sold some stuff to someone, and if all of his money went to one account, we can find his dealer...
MajorGeneralTso: *Nods* I guess I'll start with the scrolls...You wanna poke through the books?
Der DWSage: *Nods* Yeah. This looks like a study anyway...
Der DWSage: IM:Although...he's been busy trashing this place, hasn't he. Was it just the Illusar, or...?
MajorGeneralTso: *Tries gathering up the scrolls he can find, looking through them as he moves through the pile...*
Der DWSage: *Tries to see if there's a pattern to the missing books-if there are still ones laid down neatly on the shelf or anywhere else. If there are piles, he just picks up the top one or two and flips through*
J4deninj44: *It seems that Riverman's inventory schedules of last month are scattered everywhere. The books all deal with weapons and appraising, the tricks of R-man's trade*.
J4deninj44: (roll d20 both)
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 20-sided die: 6
Der DWSage: (Aw.)
OnlineHost: MajorGeneralTso rolled 1 20-sided die: 17
MajorGeneralTso: (...Feel my pain!)
Der DWSage: (Still, with Int factored in, that's...18.)
J4deninj44: *Tai and Kumo notice that in each scroll there's a "Miscellaneous" item that costs $2000 gil*
MajorGeneralTso: (Oh...I haven't been factoring in INT this whole time. Would have made things quicker...?)
Der DWSage: (Earlier, I think it would've been Agi.)
MajorGeneralTso: (Ah...Tai has the same INT and AGI anyhow.)
Der DWSage: (...Either way!)
Der DWSage: *...Is there a name on it*
Der DWSage: ?*
J4deninj44: *MISCELLANEOUS*
Der DWSage: Hrm.
Der DWSage: Each month...2000 gil of something...
Der DWSage: *Takes a few of those scrolls* The Guard may be interested in this.
J4deninj44: *Miang is doing Riverman's make-up* o.o ...
J4deninj44: Aiyaaaah, so pale.
MajorGeneralTso: I guess we have our winner then...
Der DWSage: You know, he might notice that when he wakes up.
Der DWSage: And although I got limited...permission to do this from the Guard, they might not be happy either.
Der DWSage: Yeah...but we're back to square one.
Der DWSage: We've got no idea who's actually dealing the stuff out, or where they're located.
Der DWSage: (...Spy vs. Spy music. Awesome.)
MajorGeneralTso: ...Could always beat it out of him.
J4deninj44: *looks at Tolaris and pouts* Well, fine...
Der DWSage: ...
J4deninj44: (I like how Tai thinks.)
Der DWSage: o_o You know, that's...actually not too bad an idea.
Der DWSage: Well, without the beating.
Der DWSage: We've got enough stuff here for the Guard to at least take him in for questioning and have a mind-reading pry open his mind.
Der DWSage: mind-reader*
MajorGeneralTso: Or that. Leverage is also a viable option...Guess I've been neglecting the law for too long. <.<;;...
Der DWSage: Yeah, but I know a Guard or five...and I was able to get Citizens' arrest power from them.
MajorGeneralTso: *Nods*
Der DWSage: *Nods, begins to leave the house!*
Der DWSage: ...You, Miang, and Tolaris are gonna have to carry him, y'know.
Der DWSage: Or maybe just you and Tolaris.
Der DWSage: Miang will probably turn me into a hat if I suggest it to her.
MajorGeneralTso: ...I wouldn't doubt it.
MajorGeneralTso: She has this obsession with trying to eat Kino...
Der DWSage: ...Kino?
Der DWSage: *Oh, hey. They're back with the other three!*
MajorGeneralTso: ...My pet. I guess.
Der DWSage: ...Ah.
Der DWSage: *Puts the papers in the briefcase, motions for Tai to do the same with the Illusar* Anyway. We're going to take Riverman to the Guard...
Der DWSage: It shouldn't be too hard to convince someone to read his mind with the evidence we've got...
MajorGeneralTso: *Puts the Syringe into the Briefcase* ...Grab one end Tolaris. I'll let you have first pick. <.<;;...
Der DWSage: *Shrugs, grabs his shoulders with a grunt* So what evidence did you find? Any names?
MajorGeneralTso: *Grabs Riverman's legs and lifts the bugger up* Some more than suspicious paper work and some drugs...
Der DWSage: *Nods as he grabs the briefcase* And I'm sure that if we did a scan of his body, we'd find it swirling away like mad in there.
MajorGeneralTso: Suppose that isn't our jurisdiction though...
Der DWSage: Well, it's sorta mine.
Der DWSage: (I'm guessing Amanda is nearly asleep, or busy.)
MajorGeneralTso: (The latter. A bit.)
Der DWSage: *They head off to the Guard...and as everyone likely needs to sleep, should we stop there and simply post the results on the Board?*
J4deninj44: (Likely, sorry I'm multitasking but there's little for me to GM at this point.)
J4deninj44: (I was expecting you guys to go to other rooms but that's fine you got more than enough evidence.)
Der DWSage: (*Nods* S'fine. On another note...)
Der DWSage: (Urban beasties. Name a few that you'd like, as all I've really come up with so far are Flans-and those are oddities more than anything else-and rats.)
J4deninj44: (Oooh. Um...._
J4deninj44: (I see undead being common...Humanoid undead.)
Der DWSage: (*Nods* Kay. That I can do.)
Der DWSage: (Wee beasties as well, but I doubt you're going to attack anyone with a horde of stray dogs.)
J4deninj44: (The slums are a breeding ground for undead and disease ridden...things...)
Der DWSage: (...Hm. That in of itself gives me an idea!)
J4deninj44: (Sage, I see you put something that crazy past me.)
J4deninj44: </RP?
Der DWSage: Yeah, I think so.
Der DWSage: In any case. Let's see...
J4deninj44: RIvermand arrested for drug use?
Der DWSage: Undead, Diseased Hobos...anything else? Golems and such?
Der DWSage: And most likely!
Der DWSage: I've only got one Guard character though, and she's far from high rank.
J4deninj44: banshees...
Der DWSage: I file those as 'general undead.'
J4deninj44: okay.
Der DWSage: I'll try and make the full gamut on them.
Der DWSage: Zombies, skeletons, vampires, lichs, banshees, everything I can think of.
J4deninj44: I can see Low rank demons too. LIke devilish cats and dogs...
Der DWSage: *Ponders* Small, miscellaneous fey? Not the type that Mab rules, but things like...little pixies. That claw and bite and get in your hair.
J4deninj44: Yeah.
J4deninj44: Pixies are a great addition.
Der DWSage: ...Can't really be much that's too dangerous, really.
Der DWSage: *Ponders* Sewer creatures?
J4deninj44: Yeah!!
Der DWSage: That opens it up a bit.
Der DWSage: 'Gators, lizards of all shapes and sizes, the odd maintenance golem, rats galore, mutated toads...
Der DWSage: ...Godsdammit, I think of crazy shit.
Der DWSage: Undead babies thrown into the sewers that seek vengeance on the living...
J4deninj44: Urban creatures will get used a lot.
J4deninj44: WHOA....
MajorGeneralTso: That is damn creepy.
J4deninj44: I love the idea.....
MajorGeneralTso: Right out of Silent Hill.
Der DWSage: Sounds like it, doesn't it?
Der DWSage: ...Yeah, I need to think of a name for them...
Der DWSage: ...True Bastards. There we go.
J4deninj44: Ditch babies.
MajorGeneralTso: Ankle Biters.
Der DWSage: That makes me think too much of Cabbage Patch Babies.
J4deninj44: Prom Night Accidents....Oh wait...
Der DWSage: Babies:*Don tophats, begin singing*
J4deninj44: XD
J4deninj44: Good episode.
Der DWSage: Indeed.
Der DWSage: In any case...hm.
Der DWSage: *Scratches chin* Victims of magical mishaps...
Der DWSage: ...Lurkers perhaps, just for fun.
MajorGeneralTso has left the room.
J4deninj44: YES! Lurkers...
J4deninj44: Anway. Night, Sage.
J4deninj44 has left the room.
Der DWSage: Nighty night, then.