You have just entered room "nerdsatplay."
OMG Priam: O SHISTLE
MischiefMink has entered the room.
Besyanteo: YOU ARE PELTED FOR 15d4 DAMAGE!
Mekta Satak Kai: Hey, that seemed to have worked.
Besyanteo: ... with 15 real d4s!
FFFan80 has entered the room.
OMG Priam: *immune!*
Besyanteo: HEe
PapatymisonN has entered the room.
OMG Priam: OMG Priam: I am a nerd, what is this now?
PapatymisonN: Probably RP.
Mekta Satak Kai: It's me.
Besyanteo: But maybemansex?
Mekta Satak Kai: It's always RP.
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OMG Priam: True.
blender_bunny@mac.com: RAWKSOME
OMG Priam: SLEEP IS GREAT
OMG Priam has left the room.
Besyanteo: ... I'm actually tired too,
Besyanteo: but dammit I want to RP
Mekta Satak Kai: *laugh*
Mekta Satak Kai: I had two requests and one more who was interested.
Mekta Satak Kai: So I performed my usual function and got people together.
MischiefMink: Heh
Besyanteo: who wants to start us off?
pd Rydia: I has new character I may play!
pd Rydia: but first, I'm writing stuff on the Mount
MischiefMink: Are we doing the usual setting?
Mekta Satak Kai: Most definitely Gaera.
Mekta Satak Kai: Beyond that..... probably first gen?
Mekta Satak Kai: Beyond that?
Mekta Satak Kai: "?"
blender_bunny@mac.com: I may round up a few of you for a Zir'an murder mystery at some piont >_>
Besyanteo: Hmmm.
pd Rydia: 1g plz
Besyanteo: *Gives Dia 5 Traveler's Bags instead*
Besyanteo: *Mike will confirm that this is an awesome gift*
Besyanteo: ...
Besyanteo: So. No one wants to set things up?
PapatymisonN: ... I'll do it.
PapatymisonN: Just gimme two seconds.
Besyanteo: Uno
Besyanteo: Dos
Besyanteo: >:
Besyanteo: I mean, sure!
PapatymisonN: ... thank you.
mara jades saber has entered the room.
Mekta Satak Kai: Hullo madame.
Mekta Satak Kai: Ha ha ha.
Mekta Satak Kai: We get lurker.
mara jades saber: 'ello
PapatymisonN: *removes the crystal* :P
pd Rydia: (welcome)
Mekta Satak Kai: (Charles, you said you were setting us up?)
PapatymisonN: (I did. I am able now.)
Mekta Satak Kai: (Kat: Perentheses signal OOC chatter to differentiate between what we're saying and what our characters say.)
PapatymisonN: *Welcome to the Random Bar and Inn!*
PapatymisonN: *Yes, that's right, it's name is the Random.*
PapatymisonN: *It's a bit more of a hip, youthful bar, with lively music, and even interesting coloured lighting...*
PapatymisonN: *at current, Jansen Cade, gunslinging bounty hunter/real estate magnate extraordinaire, is bopping his head in a corner, enjoying the tunes*
PapatymisonN: (... whenever you're ready, folks...)
Besyanteo: (brb, necesities~)
Mekta Satak Kai: (*checks to make sure the wiki is up*)
pd Rydia: (goes down from time to time, so you may wish to keep the page open)
Mekta Satak Kai: (I just wanted to make sure I could find/link something. If not I'd just go find art from your handy archive.)
pd Rydia: ('tis handy, isn't it!)
Mekta Satak Kai: (It rocks my starship, to be sure.)
pd Rydia: (and that's quite a feat, in space!)
Mekta Satak Kai: (Charles, request a character that isn't Holly. I'm dreadfully indecisive and too tired to initiate character-minds myself.)
pd Rydia: (druid)
pd Rydia: (she's cool)
pd Rydia: (with Alex!)
Mekta Satak Kai: (Oh, God. Yadali.)
pd Rydia: (=D)
PapatymisonN: (Sure!)
blender_bunny@mac.com: ( I AM GOING PLAY ORCISH PORN IT'S THE ONLY THING THAT I CAN DO AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME.)
PapatymisonN: (Kay.)
blender_bunny@mac.com: (No those paint fumes haven't cleared yet, Ashley)
Mekta Satak Kai: *An elf women with short grey hair walks in, obviously celebrating recent warmer weather with vivid green slacks and a loose tunic to match.*
Mekta Satak Kai: <Yadali>
MajorGeneralTso: (...I love how Doman weather follows the East Coast.)
pd Rydia: (Doma is the east coast)
Mekta Satak Kai: (And the midwest.)
pd Rydia: (IT IS IT IS)
Mekta Satak Kai: (And what Dia said. Technically.)
Kelne2261 has left the room.
PapatymisonN: ...
PapatymisonN: *foot starts tapping*
MajorGeneralTso: (Mid to Eastern US then. <.<...)
PapatymisonN: IM: NO, Jan. That's the foot that's been SHACKLED, remember?
Mekta Satak Kai: (Also, I know that only one person clicked that link. It's not the page you think it is.)
MajorGeneralTso: (I clicked!)
PapatymisonN: IM: You like to remain unburned by the wife. Your lovely, wonderful, hotter than this chick wife.
PapatymisonN: *fingers drum*
Mekta Satak Kai: *She walks in, looks around and up into the ceiling, checking the light and the source of the music. She twitches her head, plainly having some problems with the noise, but goes to get a drink anyway.*
Arch mage144 has entered the room.
PapatymisonN: (Hey Brian.)
Mekta Satak Kai: (Hey Brian.)
Arch mage144: (Hail.)
Kelne2261 has entered the room.
Mekta Satak Kai: (Hey Kelne.)
PapatymisonN: ... IM: OK. Just go over. Say hi. Get rejected. It'll be out of your system. ... this will be fine...
Kelne2261: (Wotcha.)
PapatymisonN: *heads over to the lil druid girl*
PapatymisonN: ...
PapatymisonN: You don't want to sleep with me, right?
Mekta Satak Kai: That depends. Do you want to father my children and help me lead my people until you die of old age?
Mekta Satak Kai: 'cuz that'd make you pretty special.
PapatymisonN: ... uh... I... guess that's a no.
Mekta Satak Kai: Well, okay, then. I guess it is!
mara jades saber: (</lurk>)
mara jades saber has left the room.
PapatymisonN: ... uh... huh. ... OK! Thank you...
Mekta Satak Kai: Yeah, any time. It's not like you asked a whole lot.
Mekta Satak Kai: I mean, comparatively speaking.
Mekta Satak Kai: Most guys ask for dates and food and money and relationship things before sex.
Mekta Satak Kai: At least you were honest.
PapatymisonN: Sorry. *raises The One Ring* Recently married soulless hounddog. I'm weaning myself off.
Mekta Satak Kai: Ah. Well, marriage is good. You should be getting plenty of sex for now.
Mekta Satak Kai: I mean, I heard. I guess it tapers off eventually.
PapatymisonN: I am, I am... I... just have old habits that I'm breaking, that's all...
Mekta Satak Kai: Ah.
Mekta Satak Kai: Well, that's okay. Some guys are just like that. Gotta spread the seed and father a lot of illegitimate kids before you can pick a set you want to raise. I guess.
PapatymisonN: I'd have probably gone that route, had I not gotten in with her.
PapatymisonN: But... she normals me out and all, so...
PapatymisonN: Best stick to it.
Mekta Satak Kai: Uh.... probably.
PapatymisonN: ... I'll put it this way.
PapatymisonN: This is probably the longest I've talked to a woman who wasn't my wife, my mother, or my cousin and not been slapped.
Mekta Satak Kai: Well. Uh.... *gives him a thumbs up* Go you.
Mekta Satak Kai: Though I do less smacking and more mauling, though less as me and more with fur and claws and a lot of tearing and crushing.
PapatymisonN: ... oh. How's that working out for you.
PapatymisonN: ?
Mekta Satak Kai: Don't need to maul as many people here. Igala's... weird that way. Gotta really go out of your way. None of the menaces come to you, so you gotta go track them down.
Arch mage144: (You have to love how blasé she is about these things.)
Mekta Satak Kai: But I could theoretically do that, too.
MischiefMink: (Indeed! XD)
Mekta Satak Kai: I just don't.
Mekta Satak Kai: Not usually.
PapatymisonN: Works for me...
Arch mage144: (OK, I'll hop into this in a second. Have to clean up some stuff, get a beverage, etc.)
Mekta Satak Kai: Bit of a hassle, and I've had a hard day of sleeping in trees and hanging out with robins.
PapatymisonN: ... you're sleeping in a TREE? o.o
Mekta Satak Kai: So basically I'm too lazy. Shit needs to come to me if I'm supposed to kill it.
Mekta Satak Kai: Trees are great, man. Forks to lean in, high above the ground so nobody bothers you....
Mekta Satak Kai: Better than taverns if you find a really good one and the weather's nice.
PapatymisonN: ... listen. I'm in the real estate game. *takes out a card and presses it in her hand*
Mekta Satak Kai: *looks down*
PapatymisonN: I can have a treehouse made for you at a very affordable price, if you desire it...
PapatymisonN: All the benefits, plus... a roof?
PapatymisonN: Protection from the elements?
Mekta Satak Kai: No way, dude. *hands it back* I have so much more money than I know what to do with. Stupid stuff.
Mekta Satak Kai: I don't need a house.
Mekta Satak Kai: If I wanted shelter, I'd make it and it would be better.
Mekta Satak Kai: It'd be just as I need it.
Mekta Satak Kai: Then if I don't like it, I move.
PapatymisonN: ... looking to invest in a fledgling business, then? ^_^
Mekta Satak Kai: Or make a new one.
Mekta Satak Kai: Whichever.
KnightsofSquare: (I make them out of human flesh, you know)
KnightsofSquare: (It's surprisingly durable when treated properly)
PapatymisonN: (And bone! Gotta have bone...)
Mekta Satak Kai: Ah.... what, real estate? No thanks. I see no reason why I should join in the property-trafficking racket, thanks.
KnightsofSquare: (We need more flesh and bone)
Mekta Satak Kai: I prefer not to own or sell things that don't belong to me.
PapatymisonN: ... racket? Now now... this is a very lucrative, very LEGITIMATE business...
Mekta Satak Kai: Yeah, sure.
PapatymisonN: Most honest thing I've done in my life! *hand to chest* Swear it on my grandfather's grave...
Besyanteo: (I return!)
Mekta Satak Kai: Yeah, well. Sorry to your grandfather.
Mekta Satak Kai: That'd be like me selling you, like.... uh....
Mekta Satak Kai: The stars.
Mekta Satak Kai: Wanna buy the stars?
PapatymisonN: ... can't say as I see the value in that...
MischiefMink: (Kite and Merc would.)
Mekta Satak Kai: Exactly. Ownership doesn't mean you get any more or less use out of them.
Mekta Satak Kai: All it means is now you've got something to fight over.
Besyanteo: (... Trying to decide.)
Besyanteo: (I COULD use the character that would never, ever willingly visit a bar.)
Besyanteo: (OR I could use someone else, who likely wouldn't interact with YAdali)
Besyanteo: (Or, well, Cade either.)
MischiefMink: (I may bring in Kite, with or without Merc. ...or I may do art like I really should be doing.)
Arch mage144: (I'm just kind of amusedly watching the cat push things around on my desk.)
Mekta Satak Kai: (Yadali needs to take him running through the hidden pine trails of the forest to taste the sunsweet berries of the earth. He'll roll in all the riches all around him, and never once have to wonder what they're worth.)
MischiefMink: (XD)
Besyanteo: (Then they'll both get shot,)
Arch mage144: (*shoots Yadali with a flintlock musket*)
Besyanteo: (and the English will mvoe in anyway. :o)
Mekta Satak Kai: (Bes is right. Damned imperialist Baronians.)
Arch mage144: (*offers the Tuathans some lovely handmade blankets*)
Besyanteo: (Ha)
Arch mage144: (Perfect for the long, cold winter)
MischiefMink: (Are they full of smallpox?)
PapatymisonN: (Better get cozy. Winter brings sickness... <.&lt;-)
Mekta Satak Kai: (The Tuathans are actually more likely to do that than the Domans. You should see them in MAC. >:P )
PapatymisonN: ... where... exactly are you from, again? o.o
Besyanteo: (Yadali: Queens.)
pd Rydia: (Where in America shall I go to find my queen?)
Mekta Satak Kai: Ka'thalar.
PapatymisonN: ... do they all live in trees there? o.O
Besyanteo: (... That is a lovely note to look back in on)
Besyanteo: (For some reason it makes me giggle)
Mekta Satak Kai: Uh..... there are lots of people on Ka'thalar. Only some of them are mine.
Besyanteo: (*closes some windows*)
Besyanteo: *Suddenly!*
Besyanteo: *A couple of men enter the bar! Which is not unusual. It's a bar.*
Besyanteo: *They're laughing pretty loudly, and are dressed up like woodsmen. They smell the part, too. Eugh.*
Arch mage144: *Just behind these men, a patron dressed in loose khakis and a gray tunic wanders inside; he has mechanic's goggles pushed up onto his forehead and several oil stains on his pants*
Mekta Satak Kai: *cranes over waaaaay back on her stool to peer at Chandler*
Mekta Satak Kai: *waves*
Besyanteo: *They're heading for the bar! ... Huh. They smell like they might also have been by a few other abrs already tonight*
PapatymisonN: ... IM: Heh. Trouble.
Arch mage144: *spots the crazy elf girl*
Mekta Satak Kai: IM: City people need more rivers. Maybe then they'd smell better.
Arch mage144: *eyes dart around wildly*
Arch mage144: *the man looks over his shoulder, as if checking to make sure he isn't being followed*
Mekta Satak Kai: ....
Mekta Satak Kai: IM: Cities create neuroses! Observe, the urban human!
Mekta Satak Kai: *sighs*
PapatymisonN: IM: Heh. YEP! Trouble. ^_^
Arch mage144: *it would seem that he isn't, because he relaxes just a little bit, shoves his hands deep in his pockets, and walks over toward Yadali and her new man-friend*
Besyanteo: (... Dude)
Besyanteo: (YAdali should make a documentary, on the Urban human.)
Mekta Satak Kai: Hey, Chandler! I haven't seen you in ages. Nobody's killed you yet, huh?
Besyanteo: (And put her thumbs in their... ... ears. Or something.)
Besyanteo: (and say "CROIKEY!")
Kelne2261: (She can tag them and release them back into the wild.)
Arch mage144: *headshake* Not yet...but someday...
Mekta Satak Kai: ...
Mekta Satak Kai: *laughs*
Mekta Satak Kai: Damn. I missed you, you crazy son of a bitch.
Mekta Satak Kai: How've you been?
Arch mage144: *coughs* Erm, whatever. Not important. *looks at the ceiling* Oh. You too. It's been a while.
Besyanteo: *They two men start talking far too loudly, since they're right next to one another. It's slurred,*
PapatymisonN: ... OK, so, you're Yadali... and you're Chandler.
PapatymisonN: Got it.
Mekta Satak Kai: Yeah! Chandler, this is some guy who kind of wanted to sleep with me but can't because he's married and is getting enough sex anyway whether he's thinking he is or not.
Mekta Satak Kai: Guy, this is Chandler.
Besyanteo: *but it sounds like they just made a big kill! They're bragging enough.*
Arch mage144: Just...working. Progress is slow. *continues staring at the ceiling, squints one eye, and sticks his tongue out just the slightest bit*
Arch mage144: *It's almost like he's studying something on the ceiling with great intensity*
PapatymisonN: *hands Chandler his card* Jansen Cade.
Arch mage144: *doesn't even look at Jansen, too busy looking up*
Mekta Satak Kai: ......Chandler when you do that I really want to poke you in the eye. What are you looking at?
Mekta Satak Kai: *raises one finger*
PapatymisonN: Owner of Red Rune Realt-... uh...
Arch mage144: ...what? *looks at Yadali*
pd Rydia: (hahahaha)
Arch mage144: *looks at Jansen*
PapatymisonN: Something interesting up there, man? o.o
Arch mage144: What?
Mekta Satak Kai: *is brandishing that finger at Chandler* I'll do it.
pd Rydia: (SHE WILL MAN)
Mekta Satak Kai: *sloooowly approaches*
Arch mage144: *pulls down his goggles over his face*
pd Rydia: (XD)
Arch mage144: I told you!
Arch mage144: I told you!
Arch mage144: I need them!
PapatymisonN: o.O
Besyanteo: "...man, must be like 10 feet at the shoulder!"
Arch mage144: To protect my EYES!
PapatymisonN: The bloody hell are you talking about?
Arch mage144: *waves his hands frantically*
Mekta Satak Kai: *she licks her fingertip and the finger veers to the side.... oh, gods! She's going for his ear*
Besyanteo: "only the high one. And I set the --urp--..."
Arch mage144: *he's pulling a Charles Freck here*
Besyanteo: "...traps!"
pd Rydia: (--"up the bomb!")
Arch mage144: *dives to the floor*
Mekta Satak Kai: ...........
Mekta Satak Kai: *laughs*
Besyanteo: *the other one growls, and nodding, puts down money*
Besyanteo: *looks like he's buyying*
Arch mage144: *skitters under the table, pops out the other side, up onto his knees, and puts both hands on the edge, peering over it cautiously*
Besyanteo: (... XD)
Mekta Satak Kai: *smacks herself in the face*
Mekta Satak Kai: *to the hunter guys* Hey you!
PapatymisonN: ... dear GODS you're crazy. o.o
pd Rydia: (one day Siz is going to meet Yadali and Chandler (again), and be convinced they joined the busking business)
Besyanteo: *one of them turns! ... no wait, both. It just took a minute*
Arch mage144: *pushes the goggles back up onto his forehead* Safe, for now. *licks his finger and holds it up, as though checking the wind*
Arch mage144: Yes. *nod*
Besyanteo: *the first one squints...*
Mekta Satak Kai: Hey you. I've got a question.
Besyanteo: *and then grins lecherously*
MajorGeneralTso: (...<.<...)
Besyanteo: "Yes ma'am?"
Mekta Satak Kai: Did you fill this place with traps? If not, can you tell my friend here that the place is safe?
Mekta Satak Kai: If you did, let him know that, too.
Mekta Satak Kai: 'kay?
Arch mage144: Traps!?
PapatymisonN: *looks at the crazy little mechanic* Did you want me to buy you a lot of alcohol so you can stop being so bloody insane? o.o
Besyanteo: *Ok, now they look confused*
Mekta Satak Kai: Chandler, calm down! I'm asking.
Besyanteo: "... Uhm... No?"
Mekta Satak Kai: *to Jansen* No! Don't!
Arch mage144: You really think they're going to tell the truth!?
J4deninj44 has entered the room.
Mekta Satak Kai: You have no idea what you can do to him with mind-altering substances!
Arch mage144: That's what they want you to think!
Besyanteo: *yeah, now they look really confused*
Mekta Satak Kai: *looks totally serious*
Mekta Satak Kai: If you give him anything, I'll eat you.
pd Rydia: (AMANDA!)
Arch mage144: Wait, did you just offer to buy me a drink?
Mekta Satak Kai: *makes chomping motions with her hands* Three bites.
pd Rydia: (omfgeh!)
Arch mage144: ......
J4deninj44: (Hey bitches. *kisses all*)
Besyanteo: (... Wow. Now I'm confused too.)
Arch mage144: I, uh...er...*sits down*
PapatymisonN: Yeah...
Besyanteo: ...
Mekta Satak Kai: Okay. As long as no one fucks his head all up, we're all right.
Besyanteo: *Everyone is confused. Mostly the drunks*
Besyanteo: "Oh... kay..."
Mekta Satak Kai: And anyway. I think we're all on the same page as far as traps go.
Arch mage144: There is nothing wrong with my head, thank you very much.
PapatymisonN: ... I.
PapatymisonN: Beg.
PapatymisonN: To.
PapatymisonN: DIFFER. o.O
Arch mage144: (He's been inhaling ether fumes all day, man. It's finally getting to him.)
Mekta Satak Kai: Chandler. You're awesome. But you would have such a hard trip if I gave you anything harder than paper-wrapped dandelion leaves.
Besyanteo: "Man, not in public!" *to Cade*
Arch mage144: *quirks an eyebrow*
Besyanteo: *The other one laughs racously*
MajorGeneralTso: (...Everyone's in the Random Bar and Inn.)
J4deninj44: (Thanks!)
MajorGeneralTso: (That's actually the name of it. You can blame Cha.)
Mekta Satak Kai: (Yadali.)
Besyanteo: (Hey, i like that.)
Arch mage144: I...oooh. >.o I have a headache, I think.
Besyanteo: (It's all kinds of amusing.)
Mekta Satak Kai: IM: This will be fun.
Mekta Satak Kai: You think you might have been poisoned?
Besyanteo: *They go back to their beer!*
PapatymisonN: (One day, I just got tired of going to random bars.... so I made one Random bar._
Arch mage144: What? No! How!? Who could've done that to me!?
Mekta Satak Kai: I dunno. You tell me.
Mekta Satak Kai: You would know, wouldn't you?
Arch mage144: *looks back and forth*
Mekta Satak Kai: IM: I'm so mean.
Arch mage144: Yeah...yeah, I would know. I can tell if I've been poisoned instantly.
Besyanteo: (... I seriously want to see Chandler and a Minion in a chem lab now.)
Arch mage144: Keen senses and intellect. Amazing powers of perception.
MajorGeneralTso: (They're telepathing thoughts into your head right now...)
blender_bunny@mac.com: *A large group of revelers enters the bar, this is what the Random is famous for the hip, the young, the trend setters, and the free-spirited. It's mostly young women and men and between them is a taller figure...an orc.*
Mekta Satak Kai: That does not make any damn sense.
blender_bunny@mac.com: *The Random was also famous for that the depraved, hedonistic, and sexually awkward*
Arch mage144: (Net is going to drop on me, a second)
Mekta Satak Kai: I bet I could find some crazy shit you'd never heard of. You wouldn't feel it until you got a headache. Then you'd just drop. *claps her hands* Like that.
Arch mage144 has left the room.
Arch mage144 has left the room.
Arch mage144 has entered the room.
Besyanteo: (Board is back)
Arch mage144: What, some kind of crazy poison? Could be, could be...>.>
Mekta Satak Kai: It could be. Not that I know for sure or anything. I'm just saying.
Mekta Satak Kai: There's a loooot growing out there that's toxic nobody knows about. *nodnod*
J4deninj44: (YAY BOARD!)
Arch mage144: ...you're right.
Arch mage144: There's only one thing to do.
PapatymisonN: Get drunk?
Arch mage144: I have to discover and isolate every poisonous substance in the known universe through chemical analysis and animal testing experiments!
Kelne2261: (And so Chandler invented the biodome.)
Mekta Satak Kai: ...........
Besyanteo: "DRUUUUUUUUUNK!"
PapatymisonN: ...
Besyanteo: *they guzzle!*
Mekta Satak Kai: Yeah, Chandler. You do that.
PapatymisonN: You do realize you'll go insane after that, right?
Arch mage144: If I don't, I'll always be vulnerable to ambush!
Besyanteo: (...)
Mekta Satak Kai: You should start now. Humans have a short lifespan, and if you've been poisoned, you don't have long.
Besyanteo: (After?)
Arch mage144: ...*stands up quickly*
Arch mage144: By Exinde, you're right!
Arch mage144: Oh, fuck!
Arch mage144: *pushes goggles over eyes and runs out of the bar*
Besyanteo: (XD)
Mekta Satak Kai: ......*cracks up*
PapatymisonN: ...
Mekta Satak Kai: I love that guy.
PapatymisonN: *does too*
PapatymisonN: Holy bloody SHIT! Where do people like that COME from?
Mekta Satak Kai: Cities.
Mekta Satak Kai: They make you crazy.
Mekta Satak Kai: Close quarters and disease and capitalism.
Mekta Satak Kai: Make you crazy.
Besyanteo: *They're getting loud again.*
Arch mage144: *like a revolving door, we trade one nutcase for another--as if to answer Jansen's question, a man's voice cries out* "Enchufa, mostly."
Mekta Satak Kai: *glances over*
Besyanteo: "It's calws are like, huge, too! Man,"
Mekta Satak Kai: Well, I know that!
Besyanteo: "We're gonna be rich!"
blender_bunny@mac.com: *The orc isn't exactly unattactive, his nose has only been broken a couple of times and it still extended from his face. His moko covered his cheeks and forehead, he has no shirt, shirts aren't cool.*
Mekta Satak Kai: ...*to the drunks* What the hell did you kill?
Arch mage144: ...so much for going someplace no one would recognize me.
PapatymisonN: ...
Arch mage144: I guess I should know better. I don't really want to be incognito anyway.
PapatymisonN: Uh...
Besyanteo: *one of them turns around! It's that one who leered at her!*
Besyanteo: *and he still is, really*
PapatymisonN: ... Uh... what? o.O
Besyanteo: "Huh? Ah... you wanna see?"
Arch mage144: *walks over to Yadali's table, tips his hat, glances over at the lumberjacks, and finally looks at Jansen*
Arch mage144: What?
Besyanteo: (...)
Besyanteo: (Don't tempt me.)
Besyanteo: (I will change the story just to sing that sond.)
PapatymisonN: ... n... nothing, I guess...
Besyanteo: (song*)
PapatymisonN: Who're you? o.O
Arch mage144: *looks quizzically at Jansen* You're either foreign or just dense. Or maybe you don't read much.
Besyanteo: (belatedly: )
Besyanteo: (What's a moko?)
blender_bunny@mac.com: (It's tattooing done by carving the skin)
PapatymisonN: ... we'll go with foreign. *dying Baronian accent!*
Besyanteo: (Ah.)
blender_bunny@mac.com: (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/T_moko)
Mekta Satak Kai: * to the guys* ....uh.... sure.
Mekta Satak Kai: If you try to jump me and rape me I'll eat your legs.
Mekta Satak Kai: 'kay?
Besyanteo: *One of them stays at the bar. The other... Stands very shakily*
Besyanteo: "Heheh... uhm... sure."
Besyanteo: *... Yeah, even if she were just human,*
Mekta Satak Kai: (Fuck. Too many RP obligations at once.)
Besyanteo: *This guy would be hopelessly helpless right now*
Besyanteo: (Yarr?)
Mekta Satak Kai: (Heh.)
Besyanteo: (Need to step out?)
Mekta Satak Kai: (I have this RP and then a board thing. I'd be gone for, like, twenty minutes, so I don't know that I'd feel right doing that.)
Arch mage144: *sits on the table* Hakaril Silvar, archmagus.
Besyanteo: *He manages to make it to the door!* "Y'r gonna be... so amazed. *urp*"
Mekta Satak Kai: .....yeah.
Mekta Satak Kai: Sure.
PapatymisonN: ... oh, OK. That guy. Right.
Mekta Satak Kai: General Hakaril, I'll see you around!
J4deninj44: *So Four Senators walk into a Random Bar...*
Arch mage144: >.> Uh...okay. Later.
J4deninj44: Marcus: This place is questionable...
Arch mage144: ...IM: Oh, man, here they come.
Besyanteo: *And... out the door!*
Arch mage144: IM: Damned stuffed shirts.
Besyanteo: *Hopefully not into the senators*
Mekta Satak Kai: (Bes: Can we hold here and if nothing else we can one-on-one this?)
Mekta Satak Kai: (I have to do a thing.)
Besyanteo: (Sure)
J4deninj44: Sceaxer: I cannot wait to meet the king. His sounds enlightened.
Besyanteo: (I'm curious about Hak and four senators anyway. =D)
MajorGeneralTso: (...Those Senators are asking for an Assassination...)
J4deninj44: Brutus: Are we drinking again?
J4deninj44: Aurelius: Certainly not.
PapatymisonN: *just so you know, Hak... there's been a guy in the corner, sipping brandy, the whole time...*
Arch mage144: *...glad he's enjoying his brandy*
PapatymisonN: *there's a smirk, but he's not getting up just yet*
Arch mage144: *continues sitting on the table*
PapatymisonN: ... general, too, eh?
J4deninj44: *Marcus sees Hakaril and * !
PapatymisonN: Guess you're all set up in some nice house or something, then...
J4deninj44: Marcus: That must the King.
J4deninj44: Sceaxer: He looks stately.
J4deninj44: Brutus: What a silly hat for a king...
Besyanteo: (...)
J4deninj44: Aurelius: We should approach.
J4deninj44: *The do nothing but stare at Hakaril for a moment*
Kelne2261: (Charles: Hey! My hat is much sillier than Hakaril's.)
PapatymisonN: ... uh... Hakaril, was it?
PapatymisonN: *points* Who're your friends?
Arch mage144: ...*looks at the senators*
Arch mage144: *waves idly*
Kelne2261: (Charles: Why, I funded the Ministry for Silly Hats to ensure that Doma keeps up with these foreigners. We cannot allow a Silly Hat gap to exist.)
J4deninj44: Marcus: All in favor of approaching the king? *they look at each other and nod like pigeons. They approach in their togas and hold out their hands*
Arch mage144: Dunno. Never met them.
Arch mage144: (Hey, now. We all know that the Doman royal court has a sign that says "SILLY HATS ONLY")
J4deninj44: Marcus: Your Highness.
Arch mage144: What, me?
J4deninj44: Brutus: Your Majesty.
PapatymisonN: (Charles: Jeez. You make ONE ancestral trip through the desert...)
MajorGeneralTso: (...*For some reason imagines Smartz getting beat with Baseball Bats*)
Besyanteo: (In fine text below this, it also says "2 drink minimum")
J4deninj44: Sceaxer: Your Excellency.
PapatymisonN: *And Charles is actually sitting a few tables away... <.< *
Arch mage144: No, no, you're totally mistaken.
Arch mage144: I am excellent, though.
J4deninj44: Aurelius: Your Wisened One.
Arch mage144: If the shoe fits.
PapatymisonN: *by the way, he snickered at that one...*
Arch mage144: For clarification, I'm General Archmagus Hakaril James Silvar. *hat tip*
J4deninj44: All: General?!
Arch mage144: Not King Charles Domanananananada.
J4deninj44: Marcus: But the bosomed red haired demon said he would meet us here...
Arch mage144: Are you talking about my wife?
J4deninj44: Brutus: WIFE!
PapatymisonN: *today, Charles is wearing a conservative grey robe, and a red tunic with red pants...*
Kelne2261: (It's just one of those names you know how to start spelling, but not how to stop.)
J4deninj44: Aurelius: Unbelievable...
J4deninj44: Sceaxer: Inconceivable.
Arch mage144: Yeah, she's hot, isn't she?
J4deninj44: All: *look at each other* ...
J4deninj44: Sceaxer: Where is that King?
Arch mage144: Could break a lesser man's mind, but trust me, I'm a strong-willed fellow. Why don't you sit down?
Arch mage144: I'm sure if the King said he'd be here he'll show up eventually.
PapatymisonN: Jansen: I'll... be back later, when you're not... busy.
J4deninj44: Brutus: All in favor of sitting with the Archmagus?
PapatymisonN: If ya wanna get drunk, come see me... *heads to an opposite corner to the king*
J4deninj44: All: Favorable! *they sit*
Arch mage144: *looks at Jansen* Don't think that's on tonight's agenda.
FFFan80: ...*elsewhere, as a brief aside, a Doman Knight is in a panic!*
J4deninj44: (YAY!)
FFFan80: ...what do you mean the King isn't here?!
PapatymisonN: *observes said knight... with a grin*
Besyanteo: (... Dave tempts me.)
Arch mage144: You guys vote on everything?
FFFan80: Random Palace Guard #1: ...well um... he left the castle, Dan. o.o;
Besyanteo: (I could totally pick up the other end of that conversation)
FFFan80: Dan: ...and you didn't report this?!
FFFan80: RPGuard #1: ...well... he's the king. I mean... was I supposed to say no? o_o;
FFFan80: Dan: >_< *rubs at temple in annoyance*
PapatymisonN: (I guess Charles ISN'T observing him...)
Besyanteo: *and, from behind Dan* Hey, calm down.
Arch mage144: (Sire! You are not permitted to leave the castle!)
J4deninj44: Aurelius: Your Magery, we are Senators from the Dillidan Complex here to make a proposal to the King on behalf of the Great Nation of the Dillidan Complex.
Besyanteo: (I recall taht.)
FFFan80: ....
FFFan80: Dan: CALM DOWN?!
Arch mage144: Oh, right.
Besyanteo: (That part of that game scared me shitless the first time)
Besyanteo: Yes. The opposite of what you're doing now.
Besyanteo: ... You realize the King sneaks off alone like,
Arch mage144: IM: Where's the Dillidan Complex again? My geography is terrible.
Besyanteo: once a week or more, right?
FFFan80: Dan: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE CALM, WHENT HE BLOODY LEADER OF OUR COUNTRY IS GONE?!
Besyanteo: *he walks into Dan's range of vision!*
J4deninj44: Marcus: We Senators would like to extend the olive branch of peace and support to you our most honorable and wisened friends the Domans against the horrid dark-skinned Alahi.
Besyanteo: *It's that darn Garoujin!*
FFFan80: Dan: HE COULD BE GETTING GANG BEATEN BY STREET GANGS!
FFFan80: Dan: OR WORSE!
Arch mage144: *quirks an eyebrow* Would you, now?
Besyanteo: <_< ... Mhm.
PapatymisonN: *Hakaril's at the bar, right?*
Arch mage144: ...I didn't realize we were at war with the Alahi, or that they had ever caused us any problems.
Arch mage144: (I figured they were all at some table.)
FFFan80: Dan: ....
Besyanteo: ... He could also be slaughtering that same group, if you'll give him a little credit.
FFFan80: Dan: e_e++
PapatymisonN: *changes seats, so he can listen in on the conversation*
Besyanteo: ... Dan.
FFFan80: Dan: ...I'm NOT saying he can't defend himself
J4deninj44: Brutus: The Alahi are enemies to all. We would hope to reform them.
FFFan80: Dan: I AM saying, as I've tried to tell him NUMEROUS TIMES.
Besyanteo: But you are asking people to panic over a regular occurence.
FFFan80: Dan: That he needs to stop NOT TELLING PEOPLE he's doing it!
J4deninj44: Sceaxer: We would like your assisstance in reforming ALL of Argovia. Even if it's only in words.
Arch mage144: *gets up off the table and turns around so that he's standing at the head of it, facing the senators* I see. Tell you what. *scratches his neck*
Besyanteo: *sigh*
PapatymisonN: IM:... wow...
Besyanteo: He does, yes.
J4deninj44: All: *Watch intently*
PapatymisonN: *and if Hakaril doesn't notice him by now, he's fired*
Besyanteo: What would you have us do?
FFFan80: Dan: >_< *sighs*
Besyanteo: Sound a general alert and deploy every man we have to go hunt him down?
Arch mage144: I could march an army into your country, or something, and tell my mage forces to burn every square inch. I have the authority to do that. I'm a General. The army is under my command. I have a lot of power, I guess.
FFFan80: Dan: I... I don't know.
Arch mage144: But peace talks, those're...uh...outside my jurisdiction.
MajorGeneralTso: (...I'm starting to wish I had a character in the proximity of the Castle Society.)
Besyanteo: ... You know what you need Dan?
J4deninj44: (What bout two guards?)
PapatymisonN: They're in mine, though... *spins his chair around, sits at the table with the rest of them*
Besyanteo: *he puts a hand onf Dan's shoulder* A good, stiff drink.
FFFan80: Dan: ....
J4deninj44: (Ken, Ma...Ma...damn what was his name!)
FFFan80: Dan: .....
Besyanteo: ... I'll buy.
FFFan80: Dan: I don't mix well with stiff drinks. <_<;;
PapatymisonN: Greetings, most honourable guest from Argovia.
FFFan80: Dan: <_<;;;; At all.
Besyanteo: Bah.
MajorGeneralTso: (Ooooh Yeah...They don't really have a duty here though. (Or Anywhere, really.))
J4deninj44: All: Who are you?
FFFan80: *Jeridan may recall a few past incidents*
Besyanteo: *Yup*
FFFan80: *some of which invovled Daniel declaring himself the King of No Pants*
Besyanteo: *... ok, not that*
PapatymisonN: ... Hakaril? Introduce me, if you please...
Arch mage144: (...font?)
Besyanteo: How bad could it get? Honestly.
J4deninj44: *Eyes turnn to Hakaril*
Arch mage144: (Unless Jansen is negotiating on behalf of Doma)
PapatymisonN: (OH. Thanks.)
J4deninj44: (XD)
FFFan80: Dan: ....
Besyanteo: (Jansen: I can sell you that castle for... like.... 500 gil!)
FFFan80: Dan: I have yet to hear that, and not regret it afterward, you realize.
Arch mage144: Sure, sire. The senators from Dillidan Complex.
PapatymisonN: (Yes, that was all Charles.)
Arch mage144: *gestures magnanimously*
Arch mage144: They would like to discuss a peace alliance against their present enemy, the Alahi drow.
J4deninj44: Marcus: *w to others* Did he...say, 'sire"'?
PapatymisonN: *extends his hand* King Charles Robert Franklyn Galzern Domanada. It is an honour.
Arch mage144: The terms of this alliance have not been elucidated.
Besyanteo: ... Fine. Something light. My point is that you need to calm down. If you do this every time Charles wanders off,
Besyanteo: you're going to be bald before you're 40.
J4deninj44: All: O___O
FFFan80: Dan: ....
blender_bunny@mac.com has left the room.
J4deninj44: Brutus: *sputters* You're...black.
FFFan80: Dan: ...OkMaybeALightOneIsn'tBad <.<;
PapatymisonN: No, I'm not Argovian. My people have been here for generations.
Arch mage144: As part of my duties to the royal crown, I will now fetch you all beverages. *slight smirk*
Besyanteo: IM: Now why does that one always work?
FFFan80: Dan: *sighs again*
Besyanteo: C'mon, I'm jus going off duty. I've heard of this neat little new-ish place.
J4deninj44: Sceaxer: ... Ah...well...you see... Hmmm.
PapatymisonN: Past our migration here from Baron, I do not know my - Thank you, Hakaril- heritage, but that does extend thousands of years.
Besyanteo: (Plot Device, Hooooooooooooo!)
Arch mage144: *salutes before heading off to the bar* IM: Yeah, not getting involved in this. I hate diplomatic negotiations with stuffy bastards like those.
FFFan80: Dan: ...this isn't one of those crazy ones with the crazy lights and loud, sad sounding music is it?
J4deninj44: Aurelius: It's just that...*looks at Hakaril's retreating back* We were expecting someone more...
Besyanteo: I hope not. One way to find out, though.
PapatymisonN: White?
FFFan80: Dan: Cause I don't know how people relax in those o_o
PapatymisonN: You'll survive.
Arch mage144: IM: It's like they were walking around in the desert one day and a cactaur caught them by surprise, lodging itself in their collective asses before they had a chance to blink.
FFFan80: Dan: Can't hurt, I guess.
PapatymisonN: Now, what is it you're proposing?
J4deninj44: Brutus: ...Well, naturally. *clears throat*
Besyanteo: *Timeskip our heroes to the desired location?!*
FFFan80: *I suppose!*
MischiefMink has left the room.
Besyanteo: *yay!*
Arch mage144: Bartender, I need something...diplomatic. Something...*handwaving*...political.
Besyanteo: *And, in a marvel of time and travel, they arrive quickly ath The Random*
J4deninj44: Sceaxer: We would like for you to denounce the Alahi as 'basic, crude, and unworthy of intelligent debate'.
Arch mage144: Bartender: *eyebrow* Which kind of poison do you want me to use?
FFFan80: Dan: ...and I don't think I've ever seen Griff that angry in a long time o_o;
J4deninj44: Brutus: *staring*
Arch mage144: Not that political.
FFFan80: *talking and walking!*
J4deninj44: (I like that Bartender)
Besyanteo: ... What, really?
Besyanteo: How often do you see him? o_o
MajorGeneralTso: (...The Random Bar. The new Hotspot for all sorts of Shady Dealings.)
FFFan80: Dan: ...
Besyanteo: (XD)
PapatymisonN: ... so, you wish for me to declare racism as policy?
FFFan80: Dan: Apparently not often enough, I'm sensing >_>;
Besyanteo: Let's just say that the things that make Griff happy are few and far between.
Arch mage144: Bartender: I'll suggest the Barian standby, then. Gin and tonic with a twist of lemon.
FFFan80: Dan: Ah
J4deninj44: Marcus: Well, we can see how you wouldn't understand be we assure you that we've done extensive studies to support our position.....I mean... Hmmm....
FFFan80: Dan: Sounds familiar ~_~;
Besyanteo: ... He's not quite that bad.
J4deninj44: Sceaxer: Well, Your Excellency has good influences!
PapatymisonN: Studies.
PapatymisonN: e_e
Besyanteo: Stephan actually goes looking for reasons to be angry.
Arch mage144: Novel. I'll take six. Make one of them a triple and stick the lemon wedge on the glass so I've got it marked. I'm going to need it to survive this meeting. >.o
FFFan80: Dan: *can't help a slight laugh*
J4deninj44: Sceaxer: You've been among a higher class for so long. Unlike the other Argovians!
PapatymisonN: ... Again I say.
Besyanteo: *he grins*
Arch mage144: *walks back to the table carrying a tray full of drinks*
PapatymisonN: STUDIES.
FFFan80: Dan: He's just more of a glass-half-empty type, I guess.
Arch mage144: *he mocks a curtsy*
FFFan80: Dan: But I guess the world needs that type too, sometimes.
PapatymisonN: *takes a drink, and just holds it...*
Besyanteo: *And... he opens the door for Dan* Sometimes.
FFFan80: Dan: Thanks *enters!*
Besyanteo: *And, right inside,*
J4deninj44: Aurelius: YES! We've compared the brains of low class Argovians to the purer minds of the Dillidanians and found there is no comparisons.
Arch mage144: *setting the tray down on the table, he procures his own beverage, sips thoughtfully, and pulls up a chair from another nearby table*
Besyanteo: *Dan will see Charles, Hak, and 4 official looking people*
Arch mage144: ...how'd you do that?
Besyanteo: *DUN DUN DUN*
FFFan80: Dan: You know, I have to admit I'm looking forward to this.
PapatymisonN: ... Let's see these studies.
J4deninj44: Aurelius: Even the dragons are wanting in the ability to understand complex ideas.
Besyanteo: Yeah?
Arch mage144: Wait, wait.
Besyanteo: *follow!*
FFFan80: Dan: Finally calming down a bit.
Arch mage144: You're trying to tell me there are stupid dragons?
Besyanteo: Ah.
PapatymisonN: I'm going to need solid proof of what REALLY sounds like a ridiculous, hate-based idea.
J4deninj44: They aren't stupid, just...like animals.
FFFan80: Dan: I've been thinking about it, and I guess I have been a little to worked up over...
J4deninj44: Brutus*
FFFan80: Dan: ......
FFFan80: Dan: .......o_@
Kelne2261: (Senator: I told you we should've gone to Riva!)
Besyanteo: ... Dan?
J4deninj44: Marcus: We don't hate the dark-skinned Argovians we want to help them!
FFFan80: Dan: ...we haven't had any drinks yet, right?
Besyanteo: *snaps his fingers at Dan, in a marvel of physics,*
Arch mage144: *sip* Er...
Besyanteo: *Since his fingers are furred*
Besyanteo: ... No?
PapatymisonN: By taking over their land and controlling their destinies?
Besyanteo: *fgollows his gaze*
FFFan80: Dan: Then um... do you see what I see over there?
J4deninj44: Sceaxer: We believe we can reform Argovia and bring them up to a higher standard with improved breeding.
Arch mage144: IM: Ouch.
Besyanteo: ...
PapatymisonN: ...
J4deninj44: Brutus: Like your highness!
MajorGeneralTso: (Tai snaps his fingers quite often wearing gloves...I never question it. >.>...)
Besyanteo: ...
Arch mage144: *sip* "Improved" breeding?
PapatymisonN: Do you know ANYTHING of Doman history, fellows?
Besyanteo: What I see is less disturbing than what I hear.
FFFan80: Dan: ....
PapatymisonN: Have you read a single book about the our population?
FFFan80: Dan: I know I'll regret this but... what exactly?
Besyanteo: ... Come to the bar. You're gonna want to be sitting.
Arch mage144: You know, I find that the best position for breeding is from behind. Something like this. *demonstrates by making finger-people*
Besyanteo: *heads over*
Arch mage144: Does that improve things?
PapatymisonN: In this nation, we have humans, elves, drow, nekojin, inujin, orcs, usagijin, JUST to name a few.
Besyanteo: (... XD)
FFFan80: *follows!*
PapatymisonN: Their combined strengths are what make this nation truly great.
Besyanteo: (Oh man. Trust Hak to make it simple for everyone.)
J4deninj44: All: *look at each other* Marcus: Well, yes but we thought they were of the lower class.
FFFan80: *once there*
PapatymisonN: No.
FFFan80: Dan: Moments like this, Jeridan?
PapatymisonN: Every single one is an equal citizen in this land.
FFFan80: Dan: This is why I get so bloody paranoid. >_<
PapatymisonN: And that you would... JUMP to such a conclusion is... incredibly troubling.
PapatymisonN: To say the least.
J4deninj44: Brutus: *red in the face* Our Argovians make our nation great as well. They aren't our equals but naturally that's impossible.
Besyanteo: *Orders... A baronian gobble burster. Which is suppsoedly terribly strong*
PapatymisonN: ...
J4deninj44: Brutus: The Alahi are buffoons. Belligerent, rash....
Besyanteo: *Dan has only seen Jer drink tea for a long, long time*
PapatymisonN: Naturally, that's impossible. Of course...
PapatymisonN: Listen.
J4deninj44: Sceaxer: What Brutus means is that we've-
Arch mage144: *siiiip* IM: I hope they really piss him off somehow.
Arch mage144: IM: I want to send them back to Argovia in snuffboxes.
PapatymisonN: Unless you get it into your mind that all people in this nation are equal and free, we will NEVER have common ground.
Arch mage144: IM: ...one snuffbox.
J4deninj44: Aurelius: Perhaps Hakaril can explain.
Besyanteo: ... They're talking about ethnically cleansing Argovia through selective breeding.
Arch mage144: *quirks an eyebrow* I can explain what?
PapatymisonN: ... I understand just FINE. e_e
FFFan80: Dan: ...What!?
Besyanteo: SH. ...The King isn't taking it well.
J4deninj44: Brutus: Yes! *relieved* The Archmagus can explain our position being well read and all.
Besyanteo: *sips.* >_<
FFFan80: Dan: I should damn well hope not!
PapatymisonN: ...
Besyanteo: Gah. Hard.
FFFan80: Dan: ...
PapatymisonN: *all his men know it*
FFFan80: Dan: *motions to the bartender* Can you make that a double? *points to the tea*
Kelne2261 has left the room.
Arch mage144: What, the position that there're a bunch of morons living on your archipelago, even the dragons?
PapatymisonN: *His "Holy Shit Someone Needs To Die" face...*
Besyanteo: *Dan gets a double of the ahrdest BAron can churn out*
J4deninj44: Sceaxer: Yes! Hakaril understands!
Besyanteo: ... oh hell.
Besyanteo: Dan.
PapatymisonN: You all need to leave NOW...
Arch mage144: Yeah, I don't find it very tenable.
FFFan80: Dan: Yes?
Besyanteo: He's got that look.
FFFan80: Dan: ....
PapatymisonN: You three... if you are the voice of your nation...
FFFan80: Dan: .....
Besyanteo: (four*)
FFFan80: Dan: Oh sh#$
PapatymisonN: I never want to see your faces AGAIN.
Arch mage144: ...sire...there are four of them.
PapatymisonN: *four
Arch mage144: IM: He's so angry he can't even count.
PapatymisonN: (Shut up, you.)
Arch mage144: IM: MAN.
Besyanteo: (Hee)
Besyanteo: *sipsip*
FFFan80: Dan: ...I would suggest droppping the tea and hauling our rear ends over.
PapatymisonN: Is that understood?
PapatymisonN: e________E
J4deninj44: All: *looking at Hakaril, pleadingly*
PapatymisonN: *e________e
Besyanteo: Give them a minute.
FFFan80: Dan: Now?
Arch mage144: IM: Snuffbox! I can totally conjure one. Little silver thing.
Besyanteo: Hak's there too.
Arch mage144: Why are you looking at me like I'm going to agree with you?
MajorGeneralTso: (Somewhere in Doma, Tai is wondering who's making that wonderful smell...)
Arch mage144: I'm a Gunnir graduate. I know better than to decide people are idiots just because of their species.
Besyanteo: If things go down, we jump in after he moves.
Besyanteo: IM: as iff.
Besyanteo: IM: They're stuffed shirts, from the look.
J4deninj44: Aurelius: King Domanada please calm your nature...We certainly don't consider you Argovian.
FFFan80: Dan: ...*looks conflicted!*
Arch mage144: I don't like drow either, but that's not the point.
J4deninj44: Brutus: Y-yes! You're well bred!
FFFan80: Dan: W..what if something happens?!
PapatymisonN: ... *his breath is likened to a raging bull...*
Besyanteo: *looks right at Dan*
Arch mage144: Bred better than I am, anyway. *sip* Depending on who you ask.
PapatymisonN: Daniel! Jeridan! Hakaril.
FFFan80: Dan: ...o_@
Besyanteo: Then the leader of our armies is right there, and can turn half of them to Ash w-
Besyanteo: >_>
PapatymisonN: Escort these men to... wherever the HELL they come from.
Besyanteo: *stands and heads over*
PapatymisonN: NOW.
Arch mage144: *looks over* Oh, we have backup.
FFFan80: *ditto!*
PapatymisonN: *walks away from the table...*
J4deninj44: All: !!!
Besyanteo: Sire.
FFFan80: Dan: Your highness...
Besyanteo: *to the men* Stand. >_>
PapatymisonN: *absolutely SEETHING*
J4deninj44: Brutus: Archmagus Hakaril... Please say something.
Arch mage144: ...I can't go to Argovia, sire, it's kind of far away and I have business to attend to. Remember? Adjunct professor responsibilities? >_>
PapatymisonN: Just get them out of here NOW!
Arch mage144: *looks somewhat confused* Are you serious, senator?
PapatymisonN: oVo
Arch mage144: What's your name, anyway?
J4deninj44: Brutus: Brutus, sire. *bows to Hakaril*
FFFan80: Dan: <_<; Um...
FFFan80: Dan: ...could we possibly talk about this outside, gentlemen? ^_^;
Besyanteo: *just waits impassively*
Kelne2261 has entered the room.
J4deninj44: Aurelius: We understand that even with his superior breeding that his temper is a constant. We meant to include him in our higher class. The first!
FFFan80: Dan: IM Oh sweet merciful bloody heavenly Goddess we are so bloody screwed.
Besyanteo: Gentlemen.
J4deninj44: Sceaxer: Doma would be a gre-
Besyanteo: This meeting is finished. Stand. UP.
Arch mage144: Yeah, well, you're all being expelled from the country. I can't kill you, diplomatic immunity and all that. Go back to your silly island and tell them we're not interested.
J4deninj44: All: *look at each other and stand, confused*
Arch mage144: IM: I mean, I could. If I wanted to start a war. I might be able to get away with it at this point.
FFFan80: Dan: Please, don't make any further trouble for yourselves.
J4deninj44: All: *shuffle towards the door, muttering*
Besyanteo: *he loosk the men over* How did reach our borders then? Do you have a personal airship or something?
Besyanteo: *following*
Arch mage144: Sir Hyral, Jeridan, please, take care of these...mendicants.
Arch mage144: IM: I've always wanted to use that word in a sentence. o_o
Besyanteo: *he tosses Hak the breifest Nod*
J4deninj44: Brutus: The Gate to Beldad...
Besyanteo: IM: I wish you'd speak regular common.
Besyanteo: I believe that closed, recently. >_>
Besyanteo: I hope you fellows have another way home from the border.
J4deninj44: Brutus: Perhaps, Lord Hakaril can arrange transportation for us.
Besyanteo: (because reading new posts leads to hilalrity!)
J4deninj44: Sceaxer: He's quite reasonable...
Besyanteo: I believe the General arranged for me and Sir Hyral to handel you.
Arch mage144: You're just going to let them go, sire? *smirks*
PapatymisonN: *still standing away from THAT TABLE...*
Besyanteo: You'll be happy with what you get.
Besyanteo: *glares, daring them to argue*
J4deninj44: Aurelius: We're diplomats! We demand proper treatment. We need to get home!
Arch mage144: I mean, it's usually considered bad form to kill the messenger, but I get the feeling you would be a lot more satisfied mailing their heads back to Argovia in a sack.
Besyanteo: And you will. Eventually.
PapatymisonN: ... the unmitigated GALL...
J4deninj44: Marcus: I do hope he doesn't ally the Alahi... *worried*
Arch mage144: Eh. *shrugs* Some people just don't get it.
Besyanteo: *IS Dan still there?*
PapatymisonN: The ... ... unmitigated... GALL...
J4deninj44: Sceaxer: Perhaps we can stay at your embassy?
Besyanteo: (Totally not trying to run you over here. =D;-)
Arch mage144: I wonder what they'd say if they found out I was the son of a blacksmith instead of some preened squire?
PapatymisonN: To speak to ME in that manner...
Besyanteo: No, no.
Besyanteo: The King made his mind on the subject very clear.
FFFan80: (Dave needs to make his exit x.x; *heading home!*)
PapatymisonN: *looks right in Hakaril's eye*
Arch mage144: Charles, relax. Seriously. Sit down and drink that, I brought it over for a reason.
Besyanteo: (Ah, later!)
FFFan80: (feel free to NPC Dan if needed)
PapatymisonN: ... I wanted to kill them. Right there.
Besyanteo: I'm sure we can arrange for you to get a small craft in Kohlingen, once you're escorted there.
FFFan80: (Just make sure to throw in a healthy dosage of 'Oh Goddess' and 'Bloody *insert here*)
Besyanteo: (Heh)
PapatymisonN: I really wanted to cut their throats and watch them die.
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Arch mage144: If you'd given the word, I would've made sure it got done. It was clear to me you weren't terribly pleased with their attitude.
Besyanteo: (Manda: Cut here, assumiong that the Diplomats are sent back the slow route?)
PapatymisonN: ... don't put it pleasantly.
Arch mage144: I was all ready to conjure a little silver snuffbox to send their ashes back in.
J4deninj44: (Surely!)
Besyanteo: (=D!)
PapatymisonN: They're a pack of disgusting excuses for life and Reshtaha should claim them.
Arch mage144: So, what, are we going to war with Dillidan Complex, then? *smirks*
Arch mage144: They can't declare war on us, they have their own problems.
PapatymisonN: ... Oh, would I love to... but... that would not be wise.
Arch mage144: We could always decide to aid their enemies.
PapatymisonN: ... officially? Wouldn't be wise either.
Arch mage144: Who said anything about official?
PapatymisonN: ...
PapatymisonN: *smirk*
Arch mage144: Come, Charles, when do I ever do anything official?
PapatymisonN: ... do what needs to be done, Hak.
PapatymisonN: Do what needs to be done.
Arch mage144: *adjusts his hat* I'll try to get some more surveillance before I make any decisions.
PapatymisonN: *nods*
Arch mage144: I'll see if I can get some of the divination department at Gunnir to do some scrying for me. Maybe call in a few favors.
J4deninj44: (I did not see this coming...)
J4deninj44: (Gods, I love you guys.)
Arch mage144: We'll see what we can do about supplying them with money, weapons, whatever. Anonymous donor. *coughs*
MajorGeneralTso: (The world is our oyster and what not.)
Besyanteo: (=D)
PapatymisonN: *nod*
Arch mage144: *shrugs and downs the rest of his drink*
PapatymisonN: We can't have the Complex getting stronger and trying to spread their mentality around more than it is...
Arch mage144: *seems unsteady on his feet for a moment* Whoooa. Triple. Forgot.
Arch mage144: Yeah, worse than the damned Rivans used to be.
Arch mage144: Speaking of which, I got a message from the Rivans the other day, or at least, it was sealed with a Rivan signet.
PapatymisonN: Oh?
Arch mage144: Apparently, something of value was stolen from their treasury. >.o But they didn't see fit to tell me what it was. Kind of hard to look for it under those circumstances.
PapatymisonN: Mm. Well, keep an eye out. You're better at this than you think.
Arch mage144: I have to look into that too.
PapatymisonN: Regretting your adjunct professor status yet? :P
Arch mage144: Not at all. I have plenty of free time for personal projects. I'm better at lots of things than you think, sire. *smirks, sets down his glass, and salutes* I'll get on this immediately. *strides out*
PapatymisonN: Oh, and Hakaril?
Arch mage144: *turn* Hm?
PapatymisonN: If the Dilidians... or Dilidianians, however you pronounce it... provoke you or your men in any way, though I doubt it...
PapatymisonN: Throw them in an uncozy cell.
PapatymisonN: Without hesitation.
PapatymisonN: I'm really not in the mood to tolerate one iota of bullshit from their kind.
Arch mage144: I can do uncozy.
PapatymisonN: Good man.
PapatymisonN: ... remember. One toe over the line.
Arch mage144: Understood. *waves over his shoulder as he walks out*
PapatymisonN: *waves back*
J4deninj44: (Does kissing Hakaril's ass count as toe over line?)
PapatymisonN: ...
Mekta Satak Kai: (Wow. That took me a while to type.)
Arch mage144: (Lips, moreso)
PapatymisonN: (... no, sadly.)
Arch mage144: (The problem with kissing Hakaril's ass is that it doesn't work unless he already likes you)
Besyanteo: (*Dances*)
Besyanteo: (I'm curiosu to see what this looks like onthe Gaeran Gazette)
J4deninj44: (KING GETS PISSED!)
Besyanteo: (Heh.)
J4deninj44: Brutus: *looking at Jeridan*
J4deninj44: All: *looking at Jeridan, actually*
Besyanteo: *still escorting them, stone faced*
MajorGeneralTso: *Taiar, drawn by the wrath of the King, sighs as he stops in the streets, that tasty aroma fading ever so quickly as the King calms himself...*
J4deninj44: Sceaxer: Wait!
Besyanteo: (also :-)
MajorGeneralTso: *Turns towards the group as Sceaxer shouts, just instinctiely* o.o...
Besyanteo: (Should someone NPC Dan, or should we wait for him?)
Besyanteo: (er, for Dave)
Kelne2261 has left the room.
Mekta Satak Kai: (Dave should be home shortly. If he still works until midnight, anyway.)
Besyanteo: (He does. He left sayying he'd be heading home)
PapatymisonN: (He said he wished to be NPCed.)
Kelne2261 has entered the room.
Besyanteo: (Ah, missed that. Someone else take it? I multichar terribly)
J4deninj44: (I can ...try if no one else would like to.)
MajorGeneralTso: (...I would be a terrible replacement for Dan. <.<;;...)
PapatymisonN: (Just have him not talk, but yeah. Go for it, if you can.)
Kelne2261: They're not trying to reason with the human guard, are they?)
J4deninj44: Dan: What is it, sirs? Need I remind you that-
Besyanteo: (I'm expecting precisely the opposite. Hee.)
J4deninj44: Sceaxer: Just a moment, I may have found our ticket out of here!
Besyanteo: e_é
J4deninj44: Brutus: ...N...Nice...puppy.
Besyanteo: ...
Besyanteo: *his claws click in and out of his fingers reflexively*
MajorGeneralTso: (*Tai will have to refrain from bothering Dan today...*)
Besyanteo: Keep. Walking.
J4deninj44: Aurelius: Don't talk to it, Brutus. You'll just make it angry.
Besyanteo: *Hot Damn. Tai's got that flavor again*
Kelne2261: (Hn. Should I?)
Besyanteo: IF you gentlemen want your ride home instead of a cell to cool you heels in,
MajorGeneralTso: *Smiles as he watches the group, but stays silent, admiring the wonderful outdoor BBQ here on the streets of Doma*
Besyanteo: with the drunks,
Besyanteo: I suggest you shut up and keep walking.
J4deninj44: Sceaxer: But, that young Lanese boy there. He's one of our allies!
Besyanteo: *grabs cuffs from his pocket* I will not debate this.
J4deninj44: Marcus: *mutters about Doma, breeding, poor quality, etc*
MajorGeneralTso: Huh? Lanese? <Where?> *Looks around the bunch for whomever they speak of...*
Besyanteo: *Are they moving again?*
J4deninj44: Sceaxer: Please, I implore you, Dog Officer. Allow me to arrange for a way home that will be much more comfortable. The Shang Lanese are our allies and will be most cross if you-
Besyanteo: *did... did his eyes just flash?*
J4deninj44: Marcus: Don't call him a dog! He's a wolf...*smiles gingerly*
Besyanteo: *eyes aren't suppsoed to do that*
Kelne2261: *The group seems to have attracted the attention of a passerby.*
MajorGeneralTso: *Sighs, finally approaching the Senators* Hey there...
J4deninj44: Brutus: It's going to bite! HELP! HELP!
J4deninj44: Aurelius: HELP! RABID DOG!
Kelne2261: *And said individual slips up behind Brutus* Calm down, you bloody idiot.
PapatymisonN: (Where ARE you, Hak... <.< )
MajorGeneralTso: Hey, Hey! *Tries to push Jeridan and the Senators apart*
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Besyanteo has entered the room.
Besyanteo: (e.e)
Kelne2261: If he was going to kill you, I'm sure he would have done it by now with all the provocation you've given him.
Besyanteo: *he doesn't exactly grab Tai, but he moves the arm off of himself, gingerly* Give me some credit, Taiar.
J4deninj44: Brutus: *pale as snow* I hate dogs! Oh, dear, oh dear....
Besyanteo: I'm angry, not foolish. ... However,
J4deninj44: Aurelius: What kind of land is Doma! It's like a zoo!
MajorGeneralTso: Hey, Kino has eaten some less than savory things he shouldn't have. >.>...I don't know what to give credit to anymore.
Besyanteo: I can see these idiots aren't going to get home without hurting themselves this way.
Besyanteo: *He starts cuffing them*
Besyanteo: *Brutus first. >: *
Kelne2261: Clearly. It's a wonder they made it into the city.
J4deninj44: Brutus: He's accosting me!
Besyanteo: *he yanks Brutus closer*
J4deninj44: Brutus: *gulp*
Besyanteo: You have insulted our King, and tried to make a fool of our General.
J4deninj44: Brutus: *faints*
Besyanteo: I-
Besyanteo: ...
Besyanteo: 6_^
Besyanteo: 6_6*
Besyanteo: ... Oh what the hell man.
Besyanteo: *drops him*
J4deninj44: Brutus: @.@
Besyanteo: *and moves to cuff the others*
MajorGeneralTso: ...Nice one. Who are these people anyways?
Besyanteo: IM: Idiot.
Kelne2261: *Shakes his head*
Besyanteo: Diplomats, if you can beleive it.
J4deninj44: Sceaxer: Lanese boy, can you deliver a message to our friends the Shang?
Besyanteo: ... He's not Lanese, you twit.
MajorGeneralTso: ...*Covers Jeridan's Mouth!* ...Yes?
Besyanteo: *muffled!*
Besyanteo: IM: The fuck?
J4deninj44: Sceaxer: Clearly he is. He has the funny eyes. Boy...*smiles*
Besyanteo: IM: You are explaining this later, mazoku. *a flare of annoyance*
Besyanteo: *Tai likely expected it anyway*
J4deninj44: Sceaxer: Tell them that we've been captured by the Domans and if they help us we'll send an extra army to support them in their war.
MajorGeneralTso: *Tries to Ignore the buffet for the moment* Of course. The Funny Eyes...Right.
J4deninj44: Sceaxer: Can you deliver that message?
MajorGeneralTso: Consider it done, sirs. *Tries to smile his best and most honorable smile*
Besyanteo: *And, with little effort, he's got them all cuffed together. He throws Brutus over his shoulder until the tard wakes, and uses his last set to chain the idiots together*
J4deninj44: Sceaxer: You Lanese are almost smart as Dillidanians. You won't regret your decision! REMEMBER!
Besyanteo: *It's... sort of effective. They might have toruble walking*
Arch mage144: (Where is he? He's letting the guard do their jobs. *chuckles* He's going back to Gunnir.)
J4deninj44: *the Senators follow Jeridan*
Besyanteo: *pulls them along, to the nearest station*
OnlineHost: Besyanteo rolled 1 66-sided die: 66
Besyanteo: (...)
Besyanteo: (BRB. =D)
J4deninj44: (...)
Kelne2261: *Lets them go*
MajorGeneralTso: *Stands where he is and watches the crowd move away* IM: ...So Dillidan and the Sheng are in this together...
J4deninj44: (I think I've set EVERYTHING in motion now...)
Kelne2261: Well, Jeridan seems to have them in hand.
Besyanteo: (If I can grab Chris,)
Besyanteo: (We might get another 10 minutes out of this)
Besyanteo: (maybe more!)
Besyanteo: (I msotly just want to see them deal with an angry demon and a scary dog man at the same time)
PapatymisonN: (... I like you, Bes. I really really like them.)
Besyanteo: (=D)
PapatymisonN: (*you)
J4deninj44: (Now I can PC instead of GM... and hopefully, you pleasant guys can get all kinds of plotty goodness out of what I laid down.)
Kelne2261: *Shakes his head* IM: This has diplomatic incident written all over it. Still, not my problem.
MajorGeneralTso: Yeah...Looks like he has this covered. I wonder how their country will react to keeping the messengers hostage though.
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PapatymisonN: (Hi Chris.)
Besyanteo: *And off they go! Again, to the nearest station*
Kelne2261: If they're anything to go by, hysteria will be involved.
Besyanteo: *It just happens to tbe the one where Griff is currently located.*
J4deninj44: Sceaxer: You won't here the end of this!
Mekta Satak Kai: (Good night!)
Besyanteo: *And so Jeridan comes to Griff, three men from Diladan in tow, cuffed,*
J4deninj44: Aurelius: Doma is a country of miscreants!
J4deninj44: (Night!)
Besyanteo: *and an unconcious one over his shoulder. All unhurt*
Kelne2261: 'Release our people at once or suffer our wrath.'
PapatymisonN: (Night!)
TheWaiChibiAngel: *It's the station!*
MajorGeneralTso: I hope not...Doma has seen one war. I don't think another one is in its interests.
MajorGeneralTso: I wonder what the King thinks about all this...And Aya.
Kelne2261: *Nods* True enough. Whether that makes us a more tempting target, however...
Besyanteo: *Well then!*
Besyanteo: ... Ah. Hey, boss.
Kelne2261: *Sighs* Yet another front to worry about.
J4deninj44: Marcus: We demand to be sent home at once!
Besyanteo: *pullpull*
MajorGeneralTso: *Chuckles* I don't think taking on the country that fought off a Demon Lord is a good idea...But maybe they think we're still reeling because of it.
Besyanteo: I'm sure you do.
Besyanteo: These four have put his Highness in a foul mood, and have generally been disturbing the peace since.
Besyanteo: I thought we'd take them off the streets before they threw a racial slur at the wrong person,
Kelne2261: Oh, I'm sure both sides would regret it. Their side more, probably.
Besyanteo: and made an international incident of things. What do you think?
Besyanteo: *puts Brutus down, none too gently*
Besyanteo: (I have this odd feeling I am talking to myself)
MajorGeneralTso: Most definately. Doma has it's fair share of crazy citizens.
MajorGeneralTso: (*Puts a Mirror in front of Bes*)
Besyanteo: (... Comb your hair. Jeez.)
MajorGeneralTso: (Hey. You should just tie it back. >.>...No need for combing.)
Besyanteo: (Were it long enough, I could.)
Besyanteo: (It tends to get to a certian length and tehn fall out.)
Besyanteo: (I'm actually going bald, near as we can tell.)
PapatymisonN: (... that sucks.)
Besyanteo: (Eh. *shrug*)
MajorGeneralTso: Damn. I need to get to the compound... *Takes off Running*
MajorGeneralTso: (...My mom is under the same impression of me.)
Besyanteo: (Heh.)
Besyanteo: (Anyway. ... Things seem to have stalled. I guess we should stop here?)
Kelne2261: *Shrugs and carries on his way. He can't help but feel the old impression of impending doom...*
J4deninj44: (Sure...)
Besyanteo: (Night folks.)
J4deninj44: (Night!)
MajorGeneralTso: (Night!)
Besyanteo has left the room.
Kelne2261: (Night.)
J4deninj44: /RP
J4deninj44: x.x
MajorGeneralTso: ...<.<...
MajorGeneralTso: ...>.>...
MajorGeneralTso: *Hides behind Curtains*
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pd Rydia: (SO)
pd Rydia: (I'm backlogging)
pd Rydia: (I'm at the part where K Cha decides foreign policy in the Random Bar)
MajorGeneralTso: (...o.o...)
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