You have just entered room "rpget."
Besyanteo: *jumps*
Besyanteo: *your souflet falls*
Mekta Satak Kai: Be back in an hour or so. And after that Brian and I need to eat.
Mekta Satak Kai: So it looks like I'm lurking.
PapatymisonN: Very Well.
THENinjaRabbi has entered the room.
PapatymisonN: Yo.
Syra Zemyla has left the room.
Syra Zemyla has entered the room.
PapatymisonN: Yo!
PapatymisonN: I'm trying to cobble together RP.
PapatymisonN: ^_^ It's not working yet!
blender_bunny@mac.com has entered the room.
blender_bunny@mac.com: IT BURNS
MajorGeneralTso has entered the room.
MajorGeneralTso: (*Lurks to watch old folklore get smashed to bits.*)
PapatymisonN: No, Tai!
PapatymisonN: Out! Out of those parentheses NOW! e_e
Besyanteo: *lurks. In Tai's pocket.*
Besyanteo: (*PArens get*)
Besyanteo: (*Poor Chuck*)
PapatymisonN: (Rar. If everyone lurks, no one's gonna play.)
PapatymisonN: (... *sigh* Roll call? I'm thinking a 1stgen bar...)
Besyanteo: (Will I get snacks?)
Syra Zemyla: (Hmm. I'm here. But my attention is divided several ways.)
blender_bunny@mac.com: (TIGER MASK WILL PLAY)
PapatymisonN: (So that's... three including me?)
PapatymisonN: (And Tai, if you play, yes you will get snacks.)
Syra Zemyla: (1st gen bar, you say?)
PapatymisonN: (I do.)
PapatymisonN: (Nice and simple.)
blender_bunny@mac.com has left the room.
PapatymisonN: (... rar. This isn't going to happen.)
PapatymisonN: (... is it?)
Syra Zemyla: (It may, if other people contribute.)
PapatymisonN: (That's always the tricky part.)
CGNakibe has entered the room.
Besyanteo: (*hums* I return!)
PapatymisonN: (Yay!)
MajorGeneralTso: (...Good episode of Mythbusters.)
Besyanteo: (So. First Gen. Bar.)
PapatymisonN: (Yes.)
Syra Zemyla: (Yay. Except that I have to go in half an hour.)
Besyanteo: (I think I'll keep spamming main chat.)
PapatymisonN: (... I believe that's my cue to hang myself. *gets the noose*)
MajorGeneralTso: (*Pats Cha on the Shoulder* Can't win 'em all...)
PapatymisonN: (But can I at least win ONE?)
MajorGeneralTso: (...Eeeeh...No.)
PapatymisonN: (... Yeah. Thought so.)
MajorGeneralTso: (Maybe One day...One day.)
PapatymisonN: (... probably not.)
MajorGeneralTso: (The main chat has strangely erupted into RP.)
Besyanteo: (It has!)
PapatymisonN: (I know. And I didn't get in on it. v_v)
pd Rydia has entered the room.
Besyanteo: *Sitting in a bar in Doma, is a Nezujin*
Besyanteo: *He wears a drab gray outfit, and drinks cider*
Besyanteo: *His eyes are an odd shade of blue, and he wears a leather glove over his left hand*
PapatymisonN: *and down by the OTHER end of the bar is a nekojin*
CGNakibe: *meanwhile, a young man in his teens shows up at the bar, in loose-fitting clothing with an odd shade of blue hair.*
Besyanteo: IM: I still don't see why they insist on meeting in the mortal plane.
CGNakibe: *Its unusual for Nakibe to take an older form, but he somehow feels its appropriate at the moment*
PapatymisonN: *he's an overweight tabby, dressed in a jumpsuit, wearing a strange metal backpack on his back...*
CGNakibe: Hey, bro. How goes things?
PapatymisonN: *he's also scarfing down lasagna like the world's going to end tomorrow...*
pd Rydia: (Can we turn this into an episode of Tom and Jerry now?)
Besyanteo: Eh. Same as ever.
PapatymisonN: (Please! ^_^)
Besyanteo: (We could, but I pity Tom.)
Besyanteo: (This Jerry doesn't play fair.)
CGNakibe: (Tom DOES often get the short end of the stick)
Besyanteo: (... Besides,)
Besyanteo: (That looks like garfield.)
Besyanteo: (He hates mice)
PapatymisonN: (This Tom I've played before. And he has an ace in the hole.)
CGNakibe: (And hates chasing them too. >:P)
Besyanteo: You know how it is.
Besyanteo: Mom wants a job done. Get it done. *sip*
Besyanteo: ... Also, you're late. *smirk*
CGNakibe: I was early the last five times, you know.
PapatymisonN: ... *gets hair standing on end*
Besyanteo: *he chuckles*
FFFan80 has entered the room.
Besyanteo: I never could predict you,
PapatymisonN: IM: O.O It's... like being in the same room as the CEO of a rival company...
CGNakibe: I mean, that works in my favor, right?
Besyanteo: I just know you'll never be quite on time.
Besyanteo: Siddown. ... Where's sis? She usually likes to hang around with you.
pd Rydia: *there is a sudden crash of thunder. Was it raining before? Who cares!*
PapatymisonN: ...
PapatymisonN: Uh oh...
CGNakibe: You HAD to ask.
pd Rydia: *A flash of lightning sillhouetes a cloaked figure standing in the door!*
pd Rydia: *Granted, the figure's a bit short to be pulling this kind of entrance*
Besyanteo: Heh. I did.
CGNakibe: >.> Still not quite right, Sis.
PapatymisonN: ...
PapatymisonN: *goes off to the corner, and whips out a small stone ring...*
PapatymisonN: *a little flash occurs, and the ring gains what appears to be water in the middle*
pd Rydia: *steps in and tosses off the cloak, revealing a very pretty pink dress with kittens chasing yarn on it*
pd Rydia: Oh come on! I was so cool!
PapatymisonN: *w* Hey! HEY! Can I talk to the boss? PLEASE? o.o
Besyanteo: *he just smiles*
PapatymisonN: *w* Fine, put me on hold... <,<
pd Rydia: *skips over to Valkise and hugs him* Good choice! *thumbs up!*
CGNakibe: Yeah... but... no.
Besyanteo: *he hugs back* You know I could never resist you.
pd Rydia: (Note that I got in my thunder, lightning and rain)
Besyanteo: (You did!)
pd Rydia: (I just now noticed that)
pd Rydia: (Apparently, I work in mysterious ways)
Besyanteo: (XD)
CGNakibe: I'll take the Bubbling Trouble ale, please.
Besyanteo: *sticks with his cider*
Besyanteo: *And they assumably have prompt service!*
CGNakibe: C'mon, bro. You've gotta try something new!
Besyanteo: ... No. Not with YOU here. >_>
CGNakibe: That ale can't work out for ya ALL the time, you know.
CGNakibe: What? o.o WHAAAAT?
pd Rydia: *hops on a stool and spins around*
Besyanteo: I love ya to death, but you know why I can't take risks like that.
pd Rydia: *swivel stool technology may not be available*
pd Rydia: *But it is now!*
Besyanteo: *Course!*
PapatymisonN: *w* Boss! Oh, jeez! Freakin' FAMILY REUNION we got going here, man! Can you get over here?
CGNakibe: No~!
CGNakibe: *goes over anyway*
PapatymisonN: *One more crack of lightning... just for good measure.*
pd Rydia: *mutters* Copycat.
CGNakibe: *Looks over to the rat-like brother of his* Hey, I didn't know about how your glove worked the last time, so how was I supposed to know it'd do THAT.
PapatymisonN: No, dear sister!
CGNakibe: I mean, I helped you get it back into containment, you know.
PapatymisonN: TEACHER... *there is dark chuckling...*
Besyanteo: And Mother was on our asses for centuries.
Besyanteo: .. Hell,
Besyanteo: She's sitll on yours.
PapatymisonN: *out from the wetness walks a rainsoaked figure, hood plastered to his head...*
CGNakibe: She's ALWAYS on my ass, though.
CGNakibe: So what's new?
PapatymisonN: *he walks to the tiny child-deity, burning red eyes looking down on her like all apocalypse is contained there...*
Besyanteo: (... Ok, going to dsrop the background. I dislike how often it infects others on my end)
pd Rydia: *sighs*
PapatymisonN: ... hey Stace. ^_^
Besyanteo: ... Anyway.
Besyanteo: *sip*
CGNakibe: You know, Resh? You'd scare the kids if you came to them looking like that. >:p
pd Rydia: My entrance was better.
PapatymisonN: *and Reshtaha pulls back the hood*
PapatymisonN: The ones that kill kittens? I've pulled that one out, yeah...
PapatymisonN: Hey Murray!
pd Rydia: *ponders on this*
PapatymisonN: *the catfella stands at attention!* Yeah, boss?
pd Rydia: That could be good. Could you bite them a little, too?
PapatymisonN: Go home. I'll make sure you get some meatball sandwiches ordered in.
PapatymisonN: ... thanks boss! See ya back at the office! *and Murray Zelorno takes off!*
pd Rydia: Bye! *waves*
CGNakibe: Bro, haven't you imported ENOUGH stuff lately?
PapatymisonN: *takes a seat*
Besyanteo: Ha. As if.
PapatymisonN: ... what imported? Came up with all of that on his own, I SWEAR.
Besyanteo: He won't be satisfied until Gaera has it's own internet and cable television. >_>
CGNakibe: Heh. Maybe in a couple thousand years...
PapatymisonN: ... what? Like YOU don't want to see Ghouls Gone Wild online...
pd Rydia: *stage whisper to Nakibe* Little does he know that I know have a spy within his group!
Besyanteo: ...
pd Rydia: *now
Besyanteo: Yeah, no.
PapatymisonN: *... LAUGHS HIS ASS OFF*
Besyanteo: Not in this existence.
PapatymisonN: Ah, sheesh. Oh man. That... that you took it SERIOUSLY...
Besyanteo: *rolls his eyes*
PapatymisonN: Ah... Val, you are cute when you're goofy. ^_^
pd Rydia: He's cute when he's fluffy.
PapatymisonN: That too.
Besyanteo: *happens to be fluffy at the moment*
CGNakibe: Spy, you say? *interested interested*
pd Rydia: Murray's pretty fluffy, you see
PapatymisonN: ... he's on my side.
CGNakibe: Hehehe.
PapatymisonN: Always will be.
Besyanteo: Or so you think~
pd Rydia: ...it's too bad Reshie's work's so boring that I don't really care about it anyway.
CGNakibe: OUCH.
PapatymisonN: Eh. At least I'm IMPORTANT.
CGNakibe: That's cold, sis. Really it is.
CGNakibe: Now now, Resh.
Besyanteo: Bah. Important.
pd Rydia: Hey, just about everyone dies.
CGNakibe: Lets not start anything. Remember what happened LAST time Mom had to stop an argument. >.>
pd Rydia: But not everyone is fluffy!
pd Rydia: My children are special.
Besyanteo: I'd work with Stacey if I was allowed.
Besyanteo: A plague of fluffiness. ...
CGNakibe: Hey, then it isn't a plague, is it?
Besyanteo: *he msirks* Mom would slap us back into chaos.
pd Rydia: *sighs* Mom and her rules...
Besyanteo: Not that I don't like some of them.
Besyanteo: Like any rule that makes ruins Nicky's day.
CGNakibe: So many rules to break, so little time.
Besyanteo: (-makes*)
CGNakibe: Hey, Nicky isn't ALL bad.
FFFan80: *...Resh suddenly feels a tap on his shoulder*
CGNakibe: .... okay, he's MOSTLY bad.
Besyanteo: *he chuckles*
PapatymisonN: ...
PapatymisonN: *turns around*
CGNakibe: He's still our brother though, and we're obligated NOT to kick his ass... too often. e.e;;
Besyanteo: >.>
FFFan80: *You know the reaper stereotype? cloak, scythe, MCF-ness? Yup, that be this guy*
CGNakibe: He's been playing around in my temples too much of late.
pd Rydia: Well, you'll let anybody in.
Besyanteo: *looking at Grimm with interest*
pd Rydia: It's your own fault.
PapatymisonN: ... how many times do I gotta tell you, man?
CGNakibe: That's sort of the point, Sis.
PapatymisonN: The uniform? NOT mandatory! Sheesh! >.<
FFFan80: Sir... I apologies for disturbing your... 'reunion'
FFFan80: ...
CGNakibe: >.> Business, Resh?
pd Rydia: No, no, the cloak is great!
FFFan80: I... don't think anything else would be appropriate, given my past.
CGNakibe: Meh. Cloaks are so last decade.
FFFan80: But, we have a bit of a problem.
pd Rydia: Then he can pose dramatically and toss it off
PapatymisonN: ... what is it? e_e
pd Rydia: And be wearing something cute underneath!
Besyanteo: ... *preemptively* Didn't do it.
CGNakibe: *looks suspiciously at Valkise*
FFFan80: There seems to be a dispute between some of your siblings, over some souls that recently crossed over.
PapatymisonN: IM: Oh, my past is SOOOOOO horrible I have to look like a goth kid for all eternity... oy yoy yoy...
PapatymisonN: Souls in question being...?
FFFan80: ...*for the briefest moment*
pd Rydia: (They fell off the SOUUUUUUUUL TRAIN)
FFFan80: *Naki can swear that the reaper is glaring at him rather intensely* e.e
CGNakibe: (At least htey aren't on the Soul Plane)
CGNakibe: >.> Eh?
Besyanteo: ("Than kyou for flying Xenu airways...")
FFFan80: Apparently, a skirmish over worship of your siblings.
CGNakibe: Hmmm.
PapatymisonN: ... right, right...
PapatymisonN: This better not involve Nik.
PapatymisonN: >.<
Besyanteo: My money's on Lolth, with everything going on right now.
FFFan80: ...sadly, I believe it does.
Besyanteo: Aww.
CGNakibe: You know Nicky hasn't had any new playthings to whine about in a couple senturies.
PapatymisonN: IM: I need to pull a goddess from some other dimension and LAY HIS ASS so he lightens the hell up. >><
FFFan80: ...I am sure you are quite familiar with that.
PapatymisonN: ... too much so...
FFFan80: *hostile much?*
pd Rydia: ...do you think any of them would like to be puppies?
CGNakibe: Naah. They're too much like Nicky. They hate puppies.
CGNakibe: And kitties.
CGNakibe: And, well... everything.
pd Rydia: My realm is a little short of puppies. Some of the others fill in on occasion, but it's not really them, you know.
PapatymisonN: ... so... *looks to his familiars, and ushers his man to another corner of the room*
FFFan80: But yes, they're both getting rather violent about it.
CGNakibe: What about those Garoujin of yours?
FFFan80: *follows*
Besyanteo: ...
PapatymisonN: So, who's worshipping who, exactly?
Besyanteo: *looks away* >_>;
pd Rydia: Well, only some of them choose to come with me. And most of those say they'd prefer to try something new *shrugs*
FFFan80: It seems to be two factions of drow, sir.
CGNakibe: Something on your mind, V?
Besyanteo: ... Just... thinking about some recent work.
FFFan80: One following Lolth, the other Nikumu.
CGNakibe: Bah. Those Nikumu bastards keep cutting into my bottom line. -.-
CGNakibe: IM :Hehehee. Just keep on fightin, folks. ^^
CGNakibe: IM: Don't worry, praise Naki.
FFFan80: Nikumu is saying he should have them all, due to the hatred of both sides.
FFFan80: Lolth, understandably, is not pleased with that proposal.
pd Rydia: Maybe if you were nicer you wouldn't get so many followers who are too busy hating
PapatymisonN: ... ah, jeez...
pd Rydia: (brb)
Besyanteo: (*le pause*)
FFFan80: (Btw, thank you all for giving me ideas to BS that on the spot =D; )
Besyanteo: (Hee)
FFFan80: (And the wiki!)
PapatymisonN: ... *produces a scroll* Here, take this.
FFFan80: 6.6?
PapatymisonN: Basically slaps them both the hell around and says "Worship takes precedent."
FFFan80: I see.
CGNakibe: Good luck with THAT.
PapatymisonN: If all of Lolth's followers were solid in their faith, they go with her.
CGNakibe: You KNOW neither of them is good at that thing called compromise.
FFFan80: *nod*
PapatymisonN: If not... feed 'em to Nik, I guess... >.<
FFFan80: I shall pass along your message
CGNakibe: Recent work, V? Left hand or Right Hand? >.>
Besyanteo: ...
FFFan80: *departs*
Besyanteo: Left.
CGNakibe: *nods* Hm.
FFFan80: *...but not before Naki gets one last long glare* e_e
CGNakibe: I sense a disturbance in the force.
CGNakibe: It says that someone here doesn't like me that well...
CGNakibe: I wonder who? 9.9
Besyanteo: ... I really don't like it when you reference earth culture.
PapatymisonN: Leave my guys alone, Naki.
PapatymisonN: You KNOW you've stepped on some toes in my organization.
CGNakibe: Hey, he stared at me first, Bro.
Besyanteo: ... <_<
Besyanteo: >_>
CGNakibe: I step on EVERYONE'S toes, though.
CGNakibe: And later I'll apologize, but still.
pd Rydia: *hugs Valkise again* 'msorry your job sucks...
Besyanteo: *Hugs Stacey back* ... Yeah...
Besyanteo: IM: This really makes it worse, right now.
PapatymisonN: ...
PapatymisonN: Can I get you a beer, Val?
Besyanteo: IM: Does she even know?
Besyanteo: Nah. Thanks.
Besyanteo: ... *looks at Grimm, trying to change the subject:* ... Who is that guy?
CGNakibe: Hey, V. Whatever it is, it needs to be done. Or something. Hell, you know I can't really say much. *shrugs*
PapatymisonN: (He's gone.)
Besyanteo: (Ok then: Who WAS that guy)
FFFan80: (I think he's asking after the fact, Cha =P)
CGNakibe: Was that guy someone I should know, Resh? Because I get that feeling.
pd Rydia: I get the feeling that he wasn't nearly fluffy enough.
PapatymisonN: (If you say so...)
PapatymisonN: ... eh. Probably. They all look the same under those hoods.
pd Rydia: Not probably. I know these things.
Besyanteo: Huh. ... Are you telling me you don't know your followers? o_ó
CGNakibe: TOO much the same. >:p
Besyanteo: ... Though I guess that might make sense. You have to keep so many.
PapatymisonN: Well, I do KNOW them all.
PapatymisonN: It's just if I'm bothering to look.
PapatymisonN: Usually, with the uniforms, there's less of a chance.
CGNakibe: They're all the same, Resh. ALL THE SAME.
CGNakibe: No variety!
PapatymisonN: They're all so ANGSTY. >.<
Besyanteo: Eh.
Besyanteo: I'm sure you'll get a livlier one some day.
PapatymisonN: ... me too. ^_^
Besyanteo: ...
PapatymisonN: (*coughzeacoughcough*)
CGNakibe: Define "Lively", in terms that reconcile with working with "God of Death". >:P
Besyanteo: ...
PapatymisonN: ... Ayra. ^_^
Besyanteo: Not in front of the child.
Besyanteo: *to Naki, that*
pd Rydia: Hey, I had a lizard follower once.
pd Rydia: ...well. For about a minute, I guess.
CGNakibe: ... you're kidding.
Besyanteo: I am.
Besyanteo: *gets another cider*
CGNakibe: I meant Stacey, V. Although... heh.
pd Rydia: He was happier as a catgirl. *nods*
CGNakibe: ... should've known.
PapatymisonN: ...
PapatymisonN: HA!
Besyanteo: ... "He" was happier?
PapatymisonN: I love mortals. ^_^
CGNakibe: They ARE rather amusing, aren't they?'
Besyanteo: I never understood why you make your followers girls.
Besyanteo: Or, most of them.
pd Rydia: Not all of them.
pd Rydia: Girls are nicer.
Besyanteo: Pft. If you say so, sis
pd Rydia: And...
pd Rydia: ...most of my followers who stay with me when they grow up are girls, so...
CGNakibe: Meanwhile, I'll be riding around in that Damian guy here and there. Offworlders can be FUN,you know that?
CGNakibe: They're so unpredictable sometimes. ^^
Besyanteo: Eh. They make my job a little easier sometimes, for better or worse.
Besyanteo: I'm surprised we haven't had a major incident because of them yet.
CGNakibe: Bound to happen, right?
pd Rydia: *thoughtfully* Do offworlders belong to anyone?
Besyanteo: ... I don't think so. I've never really asked.
PapatymisonN: ... can I say something?
Besyanteo: They can choose to, like anyone else. But...
Besyanteo: Hm?
CGNakibe: Hey, I'm proud I got to work with one myself. Mostly by conning him into it, but hey.
PapatymisonN: When, O Brother Nak, are you planning to finally drive that Earthling insane? o.o
pd Rydia: The poor man...
CGNakibe: Resh?
CGNakibe: I'm in his head.
CGNakibe: Why do I need to drive him insane?
pd Rydia: (With the zombies.)
pd Rydia: (Fighting.)
Besyanteo: That can't be healthy for you.
PapatymisonN: ... because you're you.
Besyanteo: ... Then again, neither is that book business.
CGNakibe: For me or him?
pd Rydia: That can't be healthy for Damian.
CGNakibe: I'm helping him with his sense of humor. >:D
pd Rydia: I hope the Murfle gives him strength...
PapatymisonN: ... OK... whatever...
PapatymisonN: I just hate having to deal with insane ghosts.
Besyanteo: ... Isn't that most of them, if they don't just fall in line and go where they're meant to?
PapatymisonN: They don't USUALLY start out that way.
PapatymisonN: But if they're mad to BEGIN with...
Besyanteo: Alright, that could make things worse, yeah.
PapatymisonN: Like, there was this one guy... Aravan Thoth...
PapatymisonN: He ATTACKED Kevin!
CGNakibe: Yeah, I know what you're talking about there, I guess.
PapatymisonN: ATTACKED him! What the hell! >.<
PapatymisonN: Tried to DRYHUMP his EAR.
Besyanteo: ...
pd Rydia: ...
PapatymisonN: Poor guy took a vacation for the first time in a CENTURY.
PapatymisonN: o.o
Besyanteo: I officially know more about Kevin than I ever wanted to know.
CGNakibe: Well, there you go.
CGNakibe: Sometimes you just don't wanna know.
pd Rydia: *spins slowly to face the bar* ...Resh...
pd Rydia: ...are you allowed to take people early?
pd Rydia: Before...before they hurt too much?
CGNakibe: Nope.
PapatymisonN: ...
CGNakibe: Don't think he is.
PapatymisonN: No.
CGNakibe: Why?
Besyanteo: ...
PapatymisonN: People go when they're MEANT to go, Stacey. You know that.
CGNakibe: >.> *w* Why? Something you need done?
CGNakibe: I hear things fall into place every now and then. Really quite strange...
Besyanteo: (Naki: *becomes the Godfather*)
pd Rydia: *shakes her head*
pd Rydia: *quietly* I know it isn't your fault, Val.
Besyanteo: *he cringes just a little*
CGNakibe: Eh? Something about Val going on here? >.>
Besyanteo: ...
Besyanteo: *he sighs*
PapatymisonN: (... *is just surprised everyone knew who Kevin was...*)
Besyanteo: Mother. I'm to pepper them with genetic diseases for the next few centuries.
Besyanteo: ... They're not going to make it.
pd Rydia: I guess...Mom decided we didn't need the Garoujin anymore.
PapatymisonN: ... really?
PapatymisonN: Jeez... I liked them.
pd Rydia: *fists clenched at her sides*
CGNakibe: Oh. Hm.
Besyanteo: *moves so his face is in his palm, elbow on the table*
PapatymisonN: ... that's not going to be a fun task.
Besyanteo: *he chuckles drily*
Besyanteo: No. No, it really won't.
pd Rydia: They were..some of my first...
CGNakibe: *suddenly pops in a notepad. Its seen every few centuries or so*
CGNakibe: *... writes something, and then poofs it away again* >.> Hm.
CGNakibe: Well.
CGNakibe: Anyone want anything to drink?
CGNakibe: I know I do.
PapatymisonN: Vodka stinger with a whiskey back. e_e
Besyanteo: ... Sure. We're mortal for a night. Let's get piss faced.
CGNakibe: You know, Resh, you probably shouldn't. Its BAD for you and stuff.
CGNakibe: *we assume that the bar has prompt service. If not, that can be fixed, you know*
pd Rydia: Why is Mom...
Besyanteo: *Gets some strange mixxed drink. It has about 5 shots of liquer in it*
Besyanteo: *but spelled right*
PapatymisonN: ...
PapatymisonN: I've been utterly smashed before and not had world-ending things happen.
PapatymisonN: I can do it again.
Besyanteo: ... Stacey. There is something I can do.
PapatymisonN: Hell, a couple months ago, I got blazed with a druid. THAT was fun.
Besyanteo: It's not much, but... There is that small group out by Ka'Thalar. ... They haven't asked for anything for their service there, have they?
pd Rydia: Val...don't get yourself in trouble
PapatymisonN: Yeah, she was one of those...
Besyanteo: *sips* I might not be.
pd Rydia: *shakes her head* No...they've all been...so nice...
pd Rydia: *buries her head in her arms*
Besyanteo: Mom can't argue if I give you a gift, and you give it to some of you faithful, right? She let too many gifts go between us early on to taboo it now.
Besyanteo: So long as they don't come back to Igala, I'd bet we could just manage it? *osunds hopeful*
CGNakibe: You know, V, you can only go so far there.
FFFan80: *Somewhere in Solasia, a Griffon Sneezes* ^>.o^; ...damn allergies...
CGNakibe: Believe me, I know.
Besyanteo: Bah. She expects me to disobey by now... *his heart isn't in his voice*
pd Rydia: (brb)
CGNakibe: Now, now, V. You really DON'T wanna see mom when she's in a bad mood.
CGNakibe: She's very good at making it clear she's not pleased.
PapatymisonN: ... I'll stick up for ya, man.
PapatymisonN: She's been pissed at me before. What's one more time?
Besyanteo: (Waiting on Mike before continuing)
CGNakibe: (For those that have seen Fairly Oddparents?)
CGNakibe: (Timmy: *looks at Resh* Supertoilet)
Besyanteo: (... What the hell? XD)
CGNakibe: (Cosmo: *Screams* ARRRRGH. THE clogging... the CLOGGING! ;_; )
PapatymisonN: (... WHAT?)
Besyanteo: (Super Toilet has officially made my evening)
Mekta Satak Kai: (Hey.)
Besyanteo: (Heya!)
Mekta Satak Kai: (So Brian and I are having a two course meal. Sushi and pizza.)
PapatymisonN: (Howdy.)
Mekta Satak Kai: (We're college students!
Mekta Satak Kai: )
CGNakibe: (An interesting pair of courses.)
Besyanteo: (... I've actually done that before)
Besyanteo: (It fucking rocks.)
CGNakibe: (Obviously not. There is no Ramen mentioned here)
CGNakibe: ( >:{{{ )
Besyanteo: (>=P)
Besyanteo: (*thumbtwiddle*)
Besyanteo: (Also, because I can:-)
Besyanteo: (Val: US-DAMMIT MOTHER! >_<)
Mekta Satak Kai: (So. Uh....)
Mekta Satak Kai: (WHATZ GOIN ON IN THIS CHAT)
Besyanteo: (4 deities walk into a bar)
Besyanteo: (... Punchline coming later.)
Besyanteo: (waiting on Mike to return)
PapatymisonN: (And the line I'm sure you'll appreciate...)
PapatymisonN: FFFan80: *You know the reaper stereotype? cloak, scythe, MCF-ness? Yup, that be this guy* PapatymisonN: ... how many times do I gotta tell you, man? PapatymisonN: The uniform? NOT mandatory! Sheesh! >.<
Mekta Satak Kai: (Wait. Who's getting played and where?)
pd Rydia: (Sorry)
pd Rydia: (dad on the phone)
PapatymisonN: (Pretend that was in parentheses.)
Besyanteo: (No worries!)
PapatymisonN: (And Resh.)
Besyanteo: (Still on the phone?)
pd Rydia: (nope, I'm back)
Besyanteo: .... Well, what doi you say Stacey? I can't do it if you tell me no.
Besyanteo: But I can make the Garoujin in Mossflower immune.
pd Rydia: ...
pd Rydia: ..at least some of them will survive...
pd Rydia: ...until mom decides we don't need Mossflower either...
PapatymisonN: ... tell her no.
pd Rydia: *shakes her head and wipes her eyes* 'm sorry. *hugs Valkis* Thank you
Besyanteo: *he hugs her back*
Besyanteo: .... I hate to see you cry.
pd Rydia: (Ashley: The plot is basically 4 gods walk into a bar...)
FFFan80: ( I'm still waiting for the punchline )
FFFan80: ( =( )
Besyanteo: (*PUNCH*)
FFFan80: ( x.x )
Besyanteo: (*Hands over a line*)
Besyanteo: (Alternatively: )
PapatymisonN: ...
Besyanteo: (*PUNCH*)
Besyanteo: ... I can't convince you? >_<
pd Rydia: (The bartender looks up at them, then gestures to the priest, minister, rabbi, and brahmin sitting at the bar. )
pd Rydia: (I was wondering why these guys walked in earlier.)
pd Rydia: I know it's not your fault, Val. *hug* It's Mom I'm worried about
Besyanteo: (This makes me want to toss in a fifth guy that yells "WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?!")
PapatymisonN: (Over here, dude.)
FFFan80: ...*there's an audible THUD from the doorway*
Besyanteo: (exactly. =P)
Besyanteo: *he lets her go, and slumps back into his chair*
CGNakibe: We have guests!
CGNakibe: (Bes: Which one? Take your pick)
Besyanteo: (Ha. Whichever.)
PapatymisonN: ... guests?
Mekta Satak Kai: (Val doesn't like it when Resh makes Earth references. Harr! I am amused.)
FFFan80: *Tis the reaper again... who apparently is face down on the floor. And appears to have had a run in with a stampede. Or a hurricane. Or whatever caused his clothing to get tattered*
Besyanteo: (=D)
pd Rydia: *The question remains*
pd Rydia: *is he wearing something cute underneath?*
FFFan80: *sadly, no. It appears to be something metallic =(*
CGNakibe: >.> Bad day at the office?
pd Rydia: Resh
pd Rydia: Your reaper fell over.
CGNakibe: Yeah, Resh. You might wanna do something about that.
Besyanteo: *drinking. Mmmmmhm.*
PapatymisonN: ...
CGNakibe: You know, like poke him with a stick.
PapatymisonN: Oh, jeeze...
PapatymisonN: *picks up the robe...*
FFFan80: x_x ...your plan... almost entirely... worked.
pd Rydia: Resh's job is hard...
pd Rydia: ...for the people who work for him.
PapatymisonN: ... agreed...
PapatymisonN: Now, explain to me this ALMOST business.
FFFan80: *something Naki probalby wouldn't be able to resist noticing*
FFFan80: *Part of the reaper's face isn't being covered by his hood anymore*
FFFan80: * and seems... very very familiar somehow*
FFFan80: ...well, sir.
Mekta Satak Kai: (It's Primaer. Isn't it.)
Besyanteo: (Try again, mademoiselle!)
FFFan80: When they saw your order, things went smoothly at first
FFFan80: ...
FFFan80: ...well, as smoothly as it can involving your brother there.
CGNakibe: ... do I know you?
CGNakibe: o.o
CGNakibe: Ya look familiar.
FFFan80: ...huh?
FFFan80: o_o
CGNakibe: *walks over, and peeeeers at the reaper*
FFFan80: *maybe it's the wavy brown hair? blue eye?*
pd Rydia: See? I told you he wasn't fluffy enough.
CGNakibe: *as if the God is trying to lay his soul bare or.... wait, why is he thinking of lions taking checks to the bank about now*
Mekta Satak Kai: (*snicker*)
Mekta Satak Kai: (Wow.)
CGNakibe: Oh. OH.
CGNakibe: <.< Hey, Resh?
FFFan80: .....
FFFan80: *reaches for face*
FFFan80: .....
CGNakibe: When'd you hire a Hyral?
Besyanteo: *looks up from his drinking*
FFFan80: o @
Besyanteo: ... Oh. Shit.
FFFan80: @!#$#@$#@$#@$@#$
Besyanteo: No wonder he hates you.
FFFan80: *...oh! That's where he gets it from*
PapatymisonN: ...
CGNakibe: *chuckles* Hey, can I help it if they're a fun family?
PapatymisonN: So THAT'S why you uniform'd up.
pd Rydia: o.o
FFFan80: *pulls the hood up!* >.<
CGNakibe: Bit late now.
CGNakibe: Besides, that hood makes you look too emo for words.
CGNakibe: Be glad Nicki isn't here.
Besyanteo: ... Naki.
CGNakibe: He'd whine about how you're stealing his THING.
pd Rydia: ...emo?
Besyanteo: Emo doesn't mean anything in this language.
PapatymisonN: ... he's got a point, man.
CGNakibe: Oh. Right. o.o
CGNakibe: >.> I blame Resh.
FFFan80: ...dammit....
FFFan80: >_< ...dammit dammit dammit all...
PapatymisonN: Oh, don't worry. It's not like we're revealing your identity to the world.
PapatymisonN: Nobody here but us deities.
CGNakibe: Now now, Resh.
PapatymisonN: And if any of them tells...
CGNakibe: I think that idea has merit.
PapatymisonN: I'll start a godwar! ^_^
CGNakibe: You know, a few pictures he... hey!
FFFan80: o_o
Besyanteo: ...
pd Rydia: *snorts*
Besyanteo: *drink*
FFFan80: -_-
FFFan80: o_o
CGNakibe: None of that, now. >.>;; I can't use any of those right now.
PapatymisonN: *has that kind of cheeriness that has his seriousness about it*
Mekta Satak Kai: (Resh wants to start a nuclear war. At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar YEAOW.)
CGNakibe: I'm kinda busy, you know.
CGNakibe: (WOO~!)
PapatymisonN: Exactly.
pd Rydia: You may think you're important, Resh
CGNakibe: (Resh: GIRL~! Yadali: Yeah? Resh: I wanna take you to a GAY BAR!)
Mekta Satak Kai: (XD)
pd Rydia: But I'm sure Mom'll find a way to do without you if you try to start something like that.
MajorGeneralTso: (...DO YA. A-DO YA HAVE ANY MONEY?! I WANNA SPEND ALL YOUR MONEY!)
PapatymisonN: ... I know.
PapatymisonN: Leave Al here alone. Please.
FFFan80: ...
FFFan80: ...'Al'? o_ó
CGNakibe: Yeah yeah, sure sure. *waves idly*
FFFan80: ....e_e
CGNakibe: Don't harass the help, blah blah.
PapatymisonN: ... can I help it if most of them have no sense of humour?.
pd Rydia: I'll let you know in a moment. *hops off her stool and walks over to Grimm* Sir?
CGNakibe: A few years of sensitivity training, perhaps...
pd Rydia: *looks up at him with innocent, hopeful eyes*
FFFan80: o_o
FFFan80: Um
pd Rydia: Would you like to be fluffier?
FFFan80: 6_6? Yes, little lady?
Besyanteo: ...
FFFan80: .....
pd Rydia: I could give you a mane! I've been working on those!
Besyanteo: *DRINK*
FFFan80: Um
PapatymisonN: ...
PapatymisonN: Please no, sis.
PapatymisonN: Please no.
CGNakibe: Hey. That might work!
FFFan80: Ah think I got 'nuff hair as is, but thank ya.
pd Rydia: It's up to him.
CGNakibe: I mean, he'd look regaland stuff.
pd Rydia: Oh, fine.
pd Rydia: But look me up if you change your mind! Your boss knows where to find me
PapatymisonN: That I do.
pd Rydia: *sticks out her tongue at Resh and hops back up on her stool*
PapatymisonN: *gestures to Alex saying DO NOT DO IT*
FFFan80: Um... ah'll do that. ^_^;
FFFan80: IM: Oy
pd Rydia: Why don't you want him to be fluffy, Resh?
pd Rydia: I know for a fact that reapers can be fluffy.
CGNakibe: It works for Ayra, right?
FFFan80: IM: I hope the boys don't have to put up with stuff like this all the time...
FFFan80: .....
FFFan80: IM: ....well, as often.
PapatymisonN: And Murray too.
pd Rydia: Right!
pd Rydia: So it should be his decision.
CGNakibe: Pft. Why should HE get to decide? CHAOS! ANARCHY!
CGNakibe: ... oh, sorry, had to get those out sooner or later.
FFFan80: ......
Besyanteo: Obviously.
Besyanteo: *sip*
CGNakibe: *grins widely*
CGNakibe: Anyway, meh.
CGNakibe: I figure I probably should go stir up those drow some more.
PapatymisonN: ...
Syra Zemyla has left the room.
Besyanteo: Not really.
PapatymisonN: Worship.
PapatymisonN: Takes.
PapatymisonN: Precedent.
CGNakibe: Not talking about that, Resh.
Besyanteo: They're pretty riled up as it is.
FFFan80: o_o
FFFan80: Ah dammit all
CGNakibe: Yeah? So? It ain't good for business.
Besyanteo: ... Anyway, I'd ratehr you didn't piss them all off too much.
FFFan80: Ah think they might be needing your help, sir. *to Resh*
CGNakibe: Hey, I'm all for that... peace thing.
CGNakibe: >:D
PapatymisonN: Ah, jeepers...
FFFan80: There was a... slight problem with yer plan.
CGNakibe: *anyone here can TELL Naki is doing something about now*
PapatymisonN: And what's that? Nik's an anal twit?
FFFan80: One of them drow?
Besyanteo: *sips his drink*
FFFan80: <_<; ...he prayed to both of em.
CGNakibe: He sounds like MY kind of drow, you know? >.>
Besyanteo: "To thy maker thee shall be sent."
CGNakibe: Well, not really.
CGNakibe: Too bad its the thought that counts, eh?
CGNakibe: Lemme guess.
CGNakibe: Death to my enemies, whom I hate?
Mekta Satak Kai: (Sounds like we need a custody deal.)
CGNakibe: And lots of Lolth for my family?
FFFan80: Actually um, Mr. rat feller.
FFFan80: I brought that up.
Mekta Satak Kai: (Nicki gets him on even numbered centuries, and Lolth every other century.)
FFFan80: ...that's when things got ugly >_>;
Besyanteo: Ah.
FFFan80: (ANd shit, I have to go >_< )
FFFan80: (Forgot the time)
Mekta Satak Kai: (Bye!)
FFFan80: (back in a bit!)
PapatymisonN: ...
PapatymisonN: (Bye.)
Besyanteo: (Ah. he's heading home.)
PapatymisonN: Both of them. GREAT. Idiots...
CGNakibe: See? This is why I should be in charge of those drow.
pd Rydia: Hey, that can work sometimes
CGNakibe: I'd be good... and responsible... and...
PapatymisonN: ...
CGNakibe: ... who am I kidding, MORE FUN FOR NAKI WOO~!
Besyanteo: ... *he actually cracks a smile*
CGNakibe: EVERY BET'S A WINNER~!
PapatymisonN: ... *head hits bar* Nak, you are insane.
pd Rydia: I share worshippers with Fideleo and Nekogami and it's not a problem...
CGNakibe: Nope. Just define it on occasion.
FFFan80 has left the room.
Besyanteo: ... Stacey, Fideleo and Nekogami would ratehr eat their own left feet than argue with you.
CGNakibe: Well, to be HONEST I'm down there screwing around with the Drow simply because Nicki and Lolth are there.
CGNakibe: I mean, they've got all this "RAWR EVIL" thing going.
CGNakibe: And, c'mon.
CGNakibe: Its NICKY.
pd Rydia: (So I"m all like "RAWR CHAOTIC NEUTRAL")
Besyanteo: You're too cute, you know?
CGNakibe: I've GOTTA screw that up.
Besyanteo: (TN, aparently. :o)
Besyanteo: (Or so he keeps telling me)
CGNakibe: (Who, me? No, CN. Definitely. >:P)
Besyanteo: (Heh)
CGNakibe: I mean, anywhere ELSE? I'm cool with Nicky every NOW and then....
CGNakibe: But its like the Drow have NOTHING BETTER TO DO.
pd Rydia: Nicky's a jerk.
Besyanteo: ... Naki.
CGNakibe: Yeah, V?
Besyanteo: They live in caves and worship a goddess that tells them to kill all inferior life,
Besyanteo: and that all other life is inferior.
CGNakibe: EXACTLY.
CGNakibe: Its a choice between Kill Everything and Kill Everything Not You.
Besyanteo: Such a Prima Dona. *rubs temples*
Besyanteo: Lolth, I mean.
Besyanteo: (Jak would either laugh or throttle me for this. =D)
CGNakibe: Heh. Good thing neither of em is here.
CGNakibe: Besides.
CGNakibe: I have the distinct impression there would be yelling. 9.9
PapatymisonN: ... that's if I catch them ASLEEP.
CGNakibe: And although my delicate sensibilities aren't offended by such foulness as they would display...
Besyanteo: ...
CGNakibe: My dear, sweet sister doesn't need to hear such... vileness. 9.9
Besyanteo: *gives Naki a look*
CGNakibe: *gives Valkise a Cat-Ate-Canary grin*
Besyanteo: ... *looks away and drinks*
CGNakibe: Oh and Sorry, Resh.
pd Rydia: Nak...
CGNakibe: I know this probably causes no end of paperwork.
pd Rydia: I was at the last reunion too, you know.
CGNakibe: I know, I know.
PapatymisonN: ...
PapatymisonN: It's ... I'll figure it out.
pd Rydia: It might be easier to give them to neither of them...
pd Rydia: ...but who else would want them? Ick.
CGNakibe: That WOULD be easier.
CGNakibe: And personally I've got enough hate going this century. Need something different.
Besyanteo: ... *he shrugs* Toss them into the life plane. They'll sleep for eternity.
CGNakibe: ... hey Resh.
CGNakibe: You've judged em by faith, right?
CGNakibe: What were their lives like, huh?
PapatymisonN: ...
PapatymisonN: Riiiiiiight...
PapatymisonN: *PAMF!*
PapatymisonN: *in his hand he holds a book... on the cover? A fervently praying drow...*
CGNakibe: *switches to Nekonian for a moment* =I am filled with solutions!=
PapatymisonN: *It is one of The Records... The writ-down history of the man in question...*
CGNakibe: =... which is probably better than being filled with combustible solids.=
Besyanteo: Don't forget the bit about your brain being very compact* grin*
CGNakibe: NOW who's been watching too much otherworld junk? >:P
Besyanteo: *points to Resh* I just repeat what I hear now and then.
PapatymisonN: ...
PapatymisonN: I could take us all to an Earth party... o.o
Besyanteo: ...
Besyanteo: That breaks so many rules I don't know where to begin.
Besyanteo: ... Oh wait, yeah I do.
PapatymisonN: You, my fine fuzzy buddy, need to not worry about what Mom thinks so much.
pd Rydia: I wouldn't be allowed to make anyone fluffy
Besyanteo: Invasion of neihboring existence; Punishable by utter anhilation.
pd Rydia: I wouldn't even be allowed to try to convince people to let me make them fluffy
Besyanteo: Universally. Not just from Mom.
CGNakibe: How very by-the-book, bro.
PapatymisonN: .... I do it ALL THE TIME, and do I LOOK annihilated?
CGNakibe: And we're not invading. We're making a diplomatic visit.
Besyanteo: ...You're talking about putting your head on the chopping block with an unfamiliar deity.
CGNakibe: You know. Gotta foster that diplomacy. *nod nod*
PapatymisonN: Oh, THAT guy? You wouldn't BELIEVE how easygoing he is.
Besyanteo: ...
PapatymisonN: "Everything is permissible..." He said that ALL the time.
CGNakibe: (Resh = CN too. I'm sure. >:P)
CGNakibe: ^_^
Besyanteo: (Hee. I'm just fulfilling my LAwful requirement. :o)
pd Rydia: (Yeah, I think we may have a bar full of CN deities)
pd Rydia: (Stacey's CG with a sufficiently broad definition of "good", I suppose)
Besyanteo: (LG, actually. My first attempt at LG that isn't uber "JUSTICE!" ... Might sway towards NG on occasion)
Mekta Satak Kai: (I'm pretty sure Resh would have to be LN.)
Mekta Satak Kai: (I mean, he's Death. He runs the fucking dead people stock exchange.)
Besyanteo: ... *he sighs*
PapatymisonN: (His business is death. And business is VERY VERY good.)
Besyanteo: ... So you want to go... to some earth dance club.
PapatymisonN: Yes.
pd Rydia: No thanks
PapatymisonN: ... have you ever heard of a zoo, Stacey?
PapatymisonN: It's this thing they have on Earth...
Besyanteo: ... Don't you dare.
Besyanteo: You do NOT know what you're inviting, Resh.
PapatymisonN: ... Val, lighten up...
PapatymisonN: You don't know what you're MISSING.
Besyanteo: *this is not the same attitude he had a minute ago*
Besyanteo: *this looks more like genuine worry than annoyance*
Besyanteo: (... You're inviting her to go see a bunch of caged and arguably mistreated animals.)
pd Rydia: (A very important question just struck me)
pd Rydia: (Does Gaera have Tapirs?)
Besyanteo: (.... PFT)
Besyanteo: (perhaps? XD)
pd Rydia: (Tapirs are awesome.)
CGNakibe: (Yeah, they are awesome)
PapatymisonN: (... sure, why not. Stacey? Ring 'em up.)
pd Rydia: (awwwwww)
Mekta Satak Kai: (I agree with Bes. I don't know that she'd like zoos. She'd like freeing everything in them, maybe.)
pd Rydia: (Tapir has a flavor)
CGNakibe: Yeah, why not take Stacey to see a Zoo or two?
Besyanteo: ...
CGNakibe: (And if Naki likes this idea...)
Besyanteo: *GLARE*
pd Rydia: (Nakibe agrees as well)
PapatymisonN: ... well...
PapatymisonN: Hmm.
CGNakibe: What? >.>
PapatymisonN: Nature preserve might work better.
Besyanteo: ... Damn straight.
CGNakibe: ... damn.
CGNakibe: (*Several souls in Gaera's underworld suddenly are put on "fry"* >:{)
CGNakibe: (Ishtar: What did I tell you two about your LANGUAGE? eVE)
pd Rydia: Maybe some other time. *stretches* I promised to show one of my followers some otters...
pd Rydia: ...and I promised a family of otters a playmate for a little bit
Besyanteo: (Val: *the rant that followed was far too serious, and thus omitteD*)
PapatymisonN: ...
PapatymisonN: Oh, right.
PapatymisonN: Gotta go tell those two LOVELY siblings how this is going to work out. *hefts his book*
PapatymisonN: Damn I hate being referee with those two...
Besyanteo: ... Seeya. Tell me if they do anything really stupid,
Besyanteo: like try to hit you. *smirk*
pd Rydia: And I otter know better than to break my promises
PapatymisonN: ...
Besyanteo: ... *he chuckles openly*
PapatymisonN: I am gonna NOOGIE you for that, Stace.
PapatymisonN: Not now, though.
PapatymisonN: SOON.
PapatymisonN: Soon I will come for you.
pd Rydia: *hugs Val* Thank you
pd Rydia: *poof*
Besyanteo: ...
pd Rydia: (I need sleep)
PapatymisonN: And then... the noo- HEY!
Besyanteo: (Night)
PapatymisonN: ... aaah, whatever.
PapatymisonN: See ya, guys.
pd Rydia has left the room.
PapatymisonN: *disappear*
CGNakibe: (Night night)
Besyanteo: ... *wave*
CGNakibe: (Damn.)
PapatymisonN: (Tired too.)
PapatymisonN: (Night guys.)
CGNakibe: *Naki poofs his book into order again* Eheheehe...
CGNakibe: Too quiet.
Besyanteo: ... What're you planning,
Besyanteo: you old anarchist?
CGNakibe: Oh, nothing much.
CGNakibe: *gives Valkise a hug* Don't worry 'bout the Garoujin thing.
Besyanteo: ...
CGNakibe: ^_^ Anyway, I'll see you later, alright?
CGNakibe: Don't work yourself too hard.
Besyanteo: *more seriously* What are you doing?
CGNakibe: Gotta have SOME secrets, bro.
Besyanteo: *head slightly at an angle*
Besyanteo: ... Bro?
Besyanteo: Don't get in too deep, kay?
CGNakibe: You just reminded me of something.
CGNakibe: Hey, if I didn't every now and then... *chuckles*
CGNakibe: Don't worry, I'll be fine.
PapatymisonN: (*eaves window open for log*)
Besyanteo: *he nods*
Besyanteo: *and... he walks out, like a normal person would*
Besyanteo: (New CI, or bed for peoples?)
Mekta Satak Kai: (Bed is soon for me, so I don't think I'll be able to pop in.)
Besyanteo: (*nod*)
Besyanteo has left the room.
CGNakibe has left the room.
PapatymisonN has left the room.
MajorGeneralTso has left the room.
Mekta Satak Kai: Always helpful.
Mekta Satak Kai: To log!
Mekta Satak Kai: *saves*