You have just entered room "boredpeoplehere."
THENinjaRabbi has entered the room.
Mekta Satak Kai: We're waiting on Amanda.
Mekta Satak Kai: She hasn't responded to my IM yet.
T3chn0Namagomi has entered the room.
Mekta Satak Kai: Hey Nama.
T3chn0Namagomi: 'lo
Mekta Satak Kai: I apparently cannot poke Amanda enough to get her attention. Yet.
Mekta Satak Kai: I'll have her yet! *fist shake*
J4deninj44 has entered the room.
J4deninj44: (Woowee)
Mekta Satak Kai: There we go.
Mekta Satak Kai: Hi Amanda.
J4deninj44: Hey, pretty lady. What's going on?
Mekta Satak Kai: You wanted to be messaged about RP.
Mekta Satak Kai: Well, other people are interested.
Mekta Satak Kai: So? Whatcha gonna do now?!
Mekta Satak Kai: Heheheh.
Choark has entered the room.
Mekta Satak Kai: Hi Cho!
J4deninj44: Cho in the Hizzouse.
Choark: Hey Hey! I've been dumbed by my fwork mates so wasted £2.80 getting to the town and back... Thats my story for the day!
Choark: As such I'm totally free and in need of getting rid of undue stress!
Mekta Satak Kai: Well!
J4deninj44: WEE!
Mekta Satak Kai: Anything anyone wanted to do? Preferred locations or characters, etc?
Choark: I haven't RP'ed in... over a year! So I have no idea what any of my characters are doing, if they're doing anything! So I'm pretty much free to bend with the wind
J4deninj44: *wags tail* Any place is fine with this Neko. I might play the Engine of Chaos.
Mekta Satak Kai: The what-now?
T3chn0Namagomi: Engine of Chaos?
J4deninj44: The little hamster wheel the makes RP's go...
J4deninj44: Depends on how evil I feel.
OnlineHost: J4deninj44 rolled 1 666-sided die: 396
OnlineHost: Mekta Satak Kai rolled 1 616-sided die: 318
J4deninj44: I'm alway only moderately evil....
Mekta Satak Kai: Well that leaves only one question.
Mekta Satak Kai: Doesn't it?
J4deninj44: Like I can't decided whether to stab you folks are kiss you.
OnlineHost: Mekta Satak Kai rolled 1 69-sided die: 20
J4deninj44: or*
Mekta Satak Kai: Damn. No way.
OnlineHost: T3chn0Namagomi rolled 1 666-sided die: 153
T3chn0Namagomi: ...
OnlineHost: J4deninj44 rolled 1 69-sided die: 56
T3chn0Namagomi: Why am I always Good?
Choark: .. I'll roll too!
J4deninj44: WOO! That's about right.
OnlineHost: T3chn0Namagomi rolled 1 69-sided die: 40
Mekta Satak Kai: Ouch. Nama is apparently playing Amelia and Amanda is Sirvix.
Choark: as eh.. soon as I remember how
OnlineHost: Choark rolled 1 666-sided die: 197
Mekta Satak Kai: /*/ roll -dice 1 -sides x
Mekta Satak Kai: Yay!
OnlineHost: Choark rolled 1 69-sided die: 15
Choark: .. Lies and trickery!
Mekta Satak Kai: Yeah, no one here believes that.
Mekta Satak Kai: You're more chaste-minded than I am.
Choark: With good cause
Mekta Satak Kai: ANYWAY I WANT TO ROLEPLAYING GAME
blender_bunny@mac.com: GAME ROLEPLAY NO
blender_bunny@mac.com: NOW
blender_bunny@mac.com: WOOOH WOOH
T3chn0Namagomi: Again, 1G Gaera or MAC for me, but since Kai and Cho are obviously restricted on MAC characters for the time being, 1G it is for me.
Mekta Satak Kai: (It's like an alarm clock. You s'posed to be up makin' breakfast fo somebody'n yoself. WOO WOOOO.)
Choark: I can make stuff up. Might be easier then trying to ermember back stories and whatnot
Mekta Satak Kai: (Dude. How many people do you play with really convoluted backstories?)
Choark: ( ... 9_<.. Well.. None! Really. )
Choark: ( .. Ooooh)
Choark: ( anywho!! what are we doing!? )
Choark: ( Doug says 1st Gen! I don't mind.. so we have at least one person wanting something )
Mekta Satak Kai: (Agreed. First gen it is.)
Choark: ( Location! I'm not up on the current events of Geara but I assume Doma Bar, market, park is still a standard everyone starts there idea. Unles anyone has any other ideas?)
Mekta Satak Kai: (Amanda? You were contemplating chaos.)
Mekta Satak Kai: (Still considering it?)
J4deninj44: (Yes,s orry. Momma came home.)
J4deninj44: *First Gen, Central Courtyard in front of Doma Castle were Spring Shenanigans are happening!*
Choark: ( Choark *cause its easy to envoke the Cho* - *waits to see what Spring Shindigs are* )
J4deninj44: *For it's Falisbolg, the holdiay that marks the return of Spring, warmth and harvest!*
J4deninj44: *Girlies are wearing their finest colors and boys are trying to see what's under those fine colors because hey...Falisbolg means fertility for not just farmers. Ha cha cha cha cha!*
J4deninj44: *Green beer from the dwarves if flowing faster than a melting glacier on the south side of a mountain. And everyone is singing Falisbolg songs,...most drunkenly, some just badly.*
J4deninj44: *With this day in as it is, who shall step onto the scene in this fine square?*
Choark: *And from the distance, carrying two very large wooden barrels (the sort one normally keeps beer in) comes Choark, looking around as if searching for someone*
Choark: Hey! Hey! Someone wanted me to put these somewhere! Anyone?
Choark: *seems to have forgotten who he was carrying these barrels for*
J4deninj44: Red McAgate: You ding dang blasted coal for brains, I've been lookin' fer those ales since this morning! Whar have your been?
T3chn0Namagomi: *Meanwhile, since I could probably assume Deeum convinced Kamos to stay in the apartment and, uh, "celebrate" the holiday in her own, err, way...so instead, we have Adrienne walking onto the scene!*
Choark: *blinks* Oh! Right!
Choark: Well I saw these two people dancing so I watched and then there was some singing
Choark: Then I got lost and didn't know wheer everyone else was and now I'm here! *beams a smile*
J4deninj44: *motions to his stand where a lad plays bag pipes and some lasses dance* You've got the attention span shorter than the life of a breath.
J4deninj44: Put 'em down there, lad.
Choark: Sure *effortlessly spins them into place and puts them down*
KnightsofSquare has entered the room.
J4deninj44: So how much do I owe ya?
Choark: . . . *blinks and looks confused*
Choark: For what?
J4deninj44: Carryin' my cargo, lad! Don't think Red McAgate won't pay his workers a fine mint for hard work...*rubs his beard*
J4deninj44: Even if you've got yer head up a mine shaft.
T3chn0Namagomi: *For those who don't know her, Adrienne is a human of ~17 years old, standing 5'5", with straight blond hair going down to her shoulders and brown eyes...and unlike most of the girls there, she's not opting to wear all of the
Choark: *slaps Reds back* Oh no prob! You just needed a hand right.
T3chn0Namagomi: fancy colorful dance clothes, but instead her standard Mage Corps uniform. If nothing else, it at least likely isn't as tempting for the guys to want to undo...*
J4deninj44: *almost falls over* Well, yeah but... Don't y' want some compensation?
Mekta Satak Kai: (What the hell is Adrienne's fixation on men wanting to fuck her? I don't think a single PC has flirted with her.)
Choark: Com.. com...
Mekta Satak Kai: (Girl has a damned complex.)
CGNakibe has entered the room.
J4deninj44: (*tempted to play a Bottle.*)
J4deninj44: (Chardonnay:...Wanna have sex?)
J4deninj44: (Char: I mean...hi.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (XP Can't she have issues?)
blender_bunny@mac.com: (TIGER MASK SANCHEZ WILL HAVE NONE OF THAT FORBIDDEN FRUIT)
KnightsofSquare: (Location, location, location?)
Choark: ( It a spring dig in doma )
J4deninj44: Corn....What about...corn ale?
Choark: ( Drink, girls in bright loose clothing and everyone whats to get laid, drunk, or both!)
blender_bunny@mac.com: (There is also fried polenta mmmmm fried)
Choark: A Drink!? Sure! *slaps back again*
KnightsofSquare: (Spring...dig...?)
Choark: ( A Spring Festival. Sorry )
Choark: ( The names rather odd, but there's lots of merryment and people about on the streets of doma )
Mekta Satak Kai: (Polenta is tasty.)
KnightsofSquare: I see!
KnightsofSquare: ()
Choark: *Looks around the streets to see if any action is going on. He see's dancing, and skirt chasing and other fun activities, but alas no fighting*
J4deninj44: *Gives Choark a mug corn ale dyed green*
J4deninj44: Keep the mug, y'earned it.
Choark: Cheers! *downs the drink in one and wipes his mouth*
J4deninj44: o__o
J4deninj44: IM: That boy is a dwarf in giant's clothing...
Choark: *wobbles a little, shakes his head but straightens up and seems as fine as ever*
Choark: *points to the street* So eh... Whats going on? Is it someones birthday?
J4deninj44: It's Falisbolg lad! The day the light returns to warm the earth!
Choark: *looks up at the sky then back at Red*
J4deninj44: The day the earth turns from white to green, cold to warm, infertile to...fertile. *waggles eyebrows*
T3chn0Namagomi: *is standing there with her arms crossed. Definitely not a colorful getup.* ...Perverts. >_> *looking over at a few of the skirt-chasers who're doing what they do best--trying to look up the skirt of some poor elf.*
Choark: .. When did the light leave? And how do you fertile light?
T3chn0Namagomi has left the room.
J4deninj44: ... ... Denser then hematite. You know the day that winter is considered over and spring is started.
T3chn0Namagomi has entered the room.
T3chn0Namagomi: (Stupid internet)
Choark: So its Spring! Awsome!
J4deninj44: (Beat it.)
J4deninj44: Aye, it is!
Choark: *suddenly jumps up onto a something pretty high, like a table or chair and breaths in.. and shouts out loud* HAPPY SPRING EVERYONE!!!
T3chn0Namagomi: ...<_<;
Mekta Satak Kai: (Yay for Happy Choark.)
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: Does this guy have flowers for brains or something?
J4deninj44: *the crowd give a cheer and a HAPPY SPRING! to hime*
J4deninj44: him*
T3chn0Namagomi: ...
T3chn0Namagomi: Uh, yeah, happy spring, or something.
KnightsofSquare: (test)
KnightsofSquare: (There we go)
Choark: *jumps down all smiles*
KnightsofSquare: (GAIM is goofy)
J4deninj44: (Hai- hai-chan! Come play with us!)
J4deninj44: *a Nekonian walks over to Choark and puts a string of green beads of his head and gives a cheer for spring*
KnightsofSquare: *a boy in his early teens and an older man (in his 40s) are setting up a booth in an appropriate booth-setting-up location*
Choark: *Choark, being him, ruffles her hair as thanks* Thanks! You too!
J4deninj44: Nekonian: =^.^=
T3chn0Namagomi: ...Beads?
KnightsofSquare: *the man is carefully arranging small wooden figures in a variety of shapes on shelves*
KnightsofSquare: *the boy is moving tables and shelves and a few other pieces of furniture off of a cart and arranging them around the booth*
T3chn0Namagomi: ...Hm. >_> *walks over to the booth, curious*
Choark: *Turns to Red* Well I'm going to check this out! Later old man!
J4deninj44: Later, Lad.
Choark: *and with that Cho dances down the street, looking around*
NebbieQ has entered the room.
Mekta Satak Kai: (Hi Neb.)
NebbieQ: (Hey folk! Is this an RP? :O)
Choark: ( Yo! )
T3chn0Namagomi: (Yes it is!)
Choark: ( It is! I'm RPing! )
Choark: ( Me!! )
NebbieQ: (I'll have to lurk, since the dog needs to be walked soon. But I'll hop in if it's still going when I come back.)
T3chn0Namagomi: *looks over at the figurines, to be exact*
KnightsofSquare: Man: Ah, welcome, welcome! See the fruits of the earth prepared by human craftsmanship!
T3chn0Namagomi: Hm? Fruits of the earth?
blender_bunny@mac.com: (Alas I run!)
Choark: ( Later! )
J4deninj44: (See ya.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Bye)
KnightsofSquare: Man: The wood, gathered in the winter and brought to new life in the Spring!
blender_bunny@mac.com has left the room.
J4deninj44: *A group of rather pale stuffy looking baldmen in togas are walking around eyeing the festivitiies*
KnightsofSquare: *the boy coughs suddenly, rather unsubtly disguising a laugh*
NebbieQ: (Baldman: Hey, what's a nice carnival game like you doing in a place like this?)
T3chn0Namagomi: *looks at what the figures are of...*
KnightsofSquare: *the figures are in a variety of shapes. there is a human couple dancing together, a nekonian playing a harp
J4deninj44: Sceexer: This is quite debaucherous...
J4deninj44: Aurrelius: Quite.
Choark: *As Choark is wondering down the street he randomally grabs and glomps people, wishing them a happy time*
J4deninj44: Brutus: *examines Choark* I disagree.
KnightsofSquare: *a fish leaping in the air, a withered tree...several others*
J4deninj44: Markus: I concur.
Choark: *Wouldn't you know it, he's making his way down towards some the baldmen*
J4deninj44: Brutus: He is a big man...
T3chn0Namagomi: Hmm...so basically carvings.
J4deninj44: Sceaxer: I find him to be extremely large but moderately so.
KnightsofSquare: *all are very skillfully carved...except for a figure of rabbit which shows some errors in proportion and carving technique*
Choark: Hey! Happy Spring! *and grabs one of the baldmen, glmops him and gives a noogie*
KnightsofSquare: Man: Not just carvings! Some of the finest you'll find anywhere, if I say so myself
J4deninj44: Markus: O_O *hugged by the burly man* I'm being...accosted.
Choark: ( I like these baldmen already. Moderately extremely large indeed! )
KnightsofSquare: Boy: *mutters* and he does, often...
T3chn0Namagomi: ...What about the rabbit?
J4deninj44: Brutus: I see.
J4deninj44: Sceaxer: Someone should do something...
J4deninj44: *They all do nothing*
Mekta Satak Kai: (Wow.)
KnightsofSquare: Eh? *looks down at the indicated rabbit, then snatches it up*
Choark: *puts the baldman down* Ya being hugged! Happy Spring!
KnightsofSquare: *turns to the boy* Fain! What's the meaning of this!
J4deninj44: Markus: ... ...Happy Spring.
J4deninj44: Brutus: I concur.
KnightsofSquare: Fain: Oh, sorry sir! I must have packed that in with the others by accident
J4deninj44: Aurelius: I read a book about a spring.
J4deninj44: Sceazer: I find spring to liberal.
J4deninj44: too*
KnightsofSquare: Well, get it out of here! I won't have you dragging down the quality of these works!
J4deninj44: Sceaxer*
KnightsofSquare: Fain: *takes the rabbit* Yes sir, sorry sir. It was an accident, sir.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...Excuse me, but if what I'm hearing is right...he just packs them.
Choark: *looks at this collection of men* You guys don't seem very happy
Choark: You need a drink?
J4deninj44: All: DRINK!
J4deninj44: Markus: Debaucherous.
J4deninj44: Aurelius: Basic.
KnightsofSquare: Fain: *indignantly* I don't just pack things!
J4deninj44: Sceaxer: Uncalled for.
T3chn0Namagomi: Oh?
J4deninj44: Brutus: I'll have one if it's conservatively poured.
T3chn0Namagomi: What else do you do, then?
KnightsofSquare: *the man glares at Adrienne for a moment, before remembering that he's trying to make a sale and softening his expression*
Choark: Is that a yes!? Cool! *grabs them and drags them to the nearest place to get a drink*
Choark: Hey! We all need a drink here!
KnightsofSquare: Aye, the boy's my apprentice. He has some talent, I'll give him that, but he has a ways to go yet
Mekta Satak Kai: (Amanda: Brutus is officially my favorite.)
J4deninj44: (XD)
T3chn0Namagomi: (It's like they'd go and be admins on the GOP forums! XP)
J4deninj44: Yer back, lad! What can I do for you?
Mekta Satak Kai: (Nama: Oh God.)
Choark: A few drinks for all of us here! *points to the bald men*
KnightsofSquare: Fain: *sulkily* I made it myself. For my sister. I wasn't trying to sell it, honest.
J4deninj44: Markus: Shall we drink?
J4deninj44: Brutus: Yes.
J4deninj44: Aurelius: Certainly not.
Mekta Satak Kai: (I love these guys.)
J4deninj44: Sceaxer: I plead ignorance of culture.
Choark: See? They all need a couple of pints
T3chn0Namagomi: ...Sweet, kid. Really sweet. *pats him on the head*
Mekta Satak Kai: (I can't even imagine the correct character to pl--Isaac.)
J4deninj44: *pours five drinks and hands them over to Choark and the bald men*
Mekta Satak Kai: (I just cleaned the bathroom. Let me wash my hands and I'll be right here.)
Choark: Thanks Red *holds up his drink* Cheers!
J4deninj44: Brutus: *Drinks* Cheers.
Choark: *downs in one*
J4deninj44: Markus: I disagree. *drinks anyway*
J4deninj44: Aurelius: *drinks* I'm ashamed of myself. *Drinks*
J4deninj44: Sceaxer: *drinks* I am no longer ignorant but I find that I cannot form a meaningful opinion at this time. *Drinks*
KnightsofSquare: If the figures don't catch your interest, we also have several tables, chairs and shelves
Choark: *gives a Woo for each time one of the drinks is finished*
KnightsofSquare: Fain: *points at one of the tables* I did the legs on that one
J4deninj44: Brutus: o___o My vision...is moving without my authorization.
J4deninj44: Markus: I con...concu...concuur.
Choark: Brutus wins! *points at Brutus* He drank the fastest out of all of you
T3chn0Namagomi: Hmm...How much for this? *picking up a figurine of a wolf*
J4deninj44: Aurelius: ... .... I feel warm like..spring.
J4deninj44: Sceaxer: o________________o *hiccup*
Mekta Satak Kai: (I can never decide on a font for Isaac. This'll have to do.)
Mekta Satak Kai: (Where are we?)
Choark: *Except Cho didn't say Brutus as he doesn't know his name*
T3chn0Namagomi: (Ahh, good old alcohol buzzes)
Choark: ( Sorry )
J4deninj44: Markus: We are...drunk. *all gasp*
Choark: *slaps back* Of course you're not!
KnightsofSquare: Fain: *Fain's eyes brighten* Good choice!
KnightsofSquare: (What's the gil -> dollars comparison again?)
Choark: you only had one drink! If you want to be drunk we'll need at least .. ten more!
J4deninj44: Markus: *falls forward from the force* Help! I've fallen!
Mekta Satak Kai: (2 gil=dollar.)
J4deninj44: Brutus: Help! He's fallen!
J4deninj44: Sceaxer: Someone should do something!
J4deninj44: Aurelius: Let's take a vote!
Choark: I vote we drink!
J4deninj44: Aurelius: All in favor of drinking?
J4deninj44: Brutus:...*timidly raises his hand*
Choark: *Raises hand*
Mekta Satak Kai: *A thin little blond elf-fellow in a long blue overcoat is standing on a street corner juggling various odds and ends for a few kids whose parents have likely wandered off drunk.*
Mekta Satak Kai: <Isaac>
J4deninj44: Aurelius: All in favor of helping Markus stand?
J4deninj44: *Sceaxer, Markus and Aurelius raise their hands*
KnightsofSquare: 200 gil, ma'am. It's a fairly simple piece, but the boy's fond of it.
Choark: The Drinks have it!
J4deninj44: Aurelius: Wait....what?
KnightsofSquare: Fain: I'll make a better one some day.
J4deninj44: Markus: Should I wait to be help or shall I simply stand?
J4deninj44: Sceaxer: Use logic, man!
Choark: we got two votes to your ... *pauses* three. Plus Brutus won the last round so he gets the vote
Choark: So we drink!
J4deninj44: Markus: ... ... I don't think this man uses the same logic as we do.
Choark: *except not brutus! just points! Damn!*
T3chn0Namagomi: >.-...*digging through pockets*
J4deninj44: Sceaxer: Of course he does! An excellent point! We drink.
Mekta Satak Kai: However unwholesome you happen to find whole hordes of highly-intoxicated humans and others... helpful is the hope of the heartfelt and happy donations they bring.
KnightsofSquare: Heh! I daresay you will, once you get your figures right.
Mekta Satak Kai: *tosses a couple of little rubber balls to the kids, who toss them back*
J4deninj44: Markus: *stands on his own and adjusts his toga*
Choark: *Orders some more drinks for all*
J4deninj44: (Cho's...logic is defeating generations of carefully trained senators....)
T3chn0Namagomi: (XD)
Mekta Satak Kai: (They were not trained to deal with drinking games.)
J4deninj44: (This is true. Oh god, Cho could bring down an entire country! )
J4deninj44: *The senators drink, Markus finishing first so that he gets more weight on the next vote.*
T3chn0Namagomi: *pulls out the money* One condition. *plopping half onto the table*
Mekta Satak Kai: Time-worn traditions of amusing truly-cheery tourists to try... and ply from them... *adds a fallen beer stein to his pile of airborne juggled crap* ...a tip!
Mekta Satak Kai: *the kids clap*
KnightsofSquare: *warily* Aye?
Choark: *Cheers* *points to Markus* So! Do we dance now then drink? Or Drink then dance?
T3chn0Namagomi: *tosses the other half in the kid's direction* He gets half. His work, his profit.
J4deninj44: Markus: o____o Oh my....*thinks*
J4deninj44: Sceaxer: Didn't we ban drinking and dancing?
CGNakibe: (Confusion: The first Doman Survival Instinct?)
Choark: Why would you be voting to dance if you didn't want to? *tilts head to the side*
J4deninj44: Aurelius: We did ban them as separate activities but in conjunction are they banned double or not banned because we didn't clearly specify the situations under which combined banned activities are banned?
Mekta Satak Kai: But basically, all buffoonery and bumbling aside my lads and lasses... let beer and wine wait for future work-worn and weary weeks, eh? Now, shoo! Off with you.
Mekta Satak Kai: Go have fun!
Mekta Satak Kai: *the kids all scatter, and Isaac picks a stovepipe hat up from the ground at his feet*
Mekta Satak Kai: *picks through it* Well! Excellent.
J4deninj44: Brutus: An excellent point, Senator Aurelius. However, I believe that our laws are not valid but then that begs the questions whether we should follow our laws, of which we've broken one...twice.
KnightsofSquare: Fain: *picks the money up and looks at it* But...Master Lamington did that piece by himself. You're very kind, lady--
KnightsofSquare: --Not lady...
J4deninj44: Markus: I find that we do not in fact have to follow our laws by law but my moral law which is omnipresent and therefore inexscapable.
Choark: ( Logic beats being drunk huh? )
KnightsofSquare: Fain: Sorry, ma'am, but *puffs up proudly* an artist never takes credit for another's work!
J4deninj44: Sceaxer: Let's take a vote!
Mekta Satak Kai: *passes, tipping his hat to the senators and their massive companion* Afternoon, gents.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...Right.
KnightsofSquare: Fain: *hands the money over to Lamington*
Choark: All in favor of Drinking then dancing!?
J4deninj44: Sceaxer: *raises hand*
Choark: *blinks and turns around*
Choark: 'ey Hey! *at the newcomer*
T3chn0Namagomi: *takes the figurine.* Nice doing business. *turns and begins to walk away*
Choark: And all in favor of Dancing then drinking!?
Choark: *raises hand*
Mekta Satak Kai: Hullo, that's a fine set of options.
KnightsofSquare: *Lamington laughs and hands a fourth of the amount back* But you did carry the tables for me.
KnightsofSquare: Enjoy the festival!
KnightsofSquare: (Fain: the only talented apprentice in a fantasy setting without a cruel master)
Choark: Thanks! We're voting on what goes first
T3chn0Namagomi: (Yay!)
Choark: ( Oh no! Thats blashemy! )
J4deninj44: (I concur.)
Choark: ( Surely the master should be sticking him with hot pokers by now! )
Mekta Satak Kai: Certainly several superior options present, but assume for a moment you could pursue these simultaneously?
Mekta Satak Kai: What then?
T3chn0Namagomi: *and so, Adrienne comes by Isaac, Cho, and the Bald Gaera-Roman Senate*
J4deninj44: *Senatos give the 'aaaaah' of realization and look thoughtful*
J4deninj44: Senators*
Choark: *Cho gives the look of.. Wha?*
J4deninj44: Sceaxer: But we previously asked whether or not we should drink and dance at all, being it illegal in our homeland.
J4deninj44: Markus: OF WHICH...we are not in...
J4deninj44: Aurelius: MORAL LAW IS OMNIPRESENT
Mekta Satak Kai: Precisely! My perceptive and perhaps more liberal-minded friend.
Mekta Satak Kai: Home is however you find your humble selves at current.
Mekta Satak Kai: For now... Doma is home.
Mekta Satak Kai: And in Doma, we drink.
T3chn0Namagomi: <_<; IM: This festival draws ALL the weirdos out...
Mekta Satak Kai: *bows*
Choark: *is a little lost as to whats going about*
J4deninj44: Brutus: Aaaaaaaaah. So I say we DRINK....then dance.
J4deninj44: Markus: I find that dancing THEN drinking is the more logical choice!
KnightsofSquare: Fain: *a little sulkily* I really could've done better detail work on that wolf...
J4deninj44: Aurelius: But moral law! We based our laws on a moral premise which is omnipresent as long as there is a human mind to abide by it!
J4deninj44: Sceaxer: I'm just thirsty, gentleman and weary from travel...
Mekta Satak Kai: My submission is in favor of simultaneity in celebrating the coming of spring, but if senators present have certain other views, accomodation is always acceptable also.
KnightsofSquare: Lamington: Yes, you could! But Lady knows you'd spend all day doing detail work if I let you
J4deninj44: Sceaxer: I say...we drink AND dance, concurrently.
Mekta Satak Kai: Well, on with it, then! No use in standing about dithering over various sorts and orders of revelry.
Choark: con.. current..? On a current? Isn't that hard to do
Choark: they're so small.
KnightsofSquare: Lamington: You don't improve by doing what you're good at. No more detail work until you master fundamentals
J4deninj44: (Isaac could be a Senator.... But can he stonewall an argument?)
Mekta Satak Kai: *to Choark* Concurrent. At the same time.
Choark: We're going on the current at the same time!?
Choark: Is it a giant current?
Choark: *scratches head*
Mekta Satak Kai: No, my good sir. Concurrent is a word meaning "at the same time," which is how your friend wishes to drink and dance.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...Sheesh. He DOES have flowers for brains...<_<;
Mekta Satak Kai: As do I, and I suggest we set about our task.
Choark: Oh!
Mekta Satak Kai: *grabs a couple of beer mugs from...somewhere*
Choark: Cool! *and so joins in dancing, while drinking*
Choark: *some spillage does occur, alas*
Mekta Satak Kai: IM: At times I am forced to wonder if my verbosity is a cause of confusion for the somewhat less verbally-inclined friends I meet. Ah well. No harm done.
J4deninj44: Brutus: We have been rude! I am Brutus the Fourteenth Son of Brutus the First of Viccenza.
Choark: *blinks* Hey hey!
T3chn0Namagomi: ...Uh huh.
J4deninj44: Markus: I am Markus the Seventeenth Son of Markus the First of Pilar.
Choark: I'm Choark! Barbarian Ninja! Expert mouse catcher! Number one spaz! And leader of the wold-pigs!
J4deninj44: Aurelius: I am Aurelius this first of Point Sol.
J4deninj44: Sceaxer:.... Sceaxer the First...what is a 'spaz'?
J4deninj44: Markus: And a Wolf-pig?
Mekta Satak Kai: Good day to you my virtuous and vaguely venal voters. Many names do I carry, but for now feel free as friends may to call me.... Thomas. A good solid name that I'll wear for today.
Choark: Wolf-pigs are wolf-pigs. Ya'know. giant pink wolves that run the tribes and stuff
Choark: Hey Hey Tomas! *grabs his hand and shakes it*
J4deninj44: Brutus: We don't have such beast in the Dillidan Complex....or Spazzes....
Mekta Satak Kai: Choark is perfectly correct. *takes Cho's hand* An honor to meet such a prestigious personage as yourself, Choark. *big sweepy dramatic bow*
Choark: *sratches head* Good ta meet ya too
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: Dillidan?
Mekta Satak Kai: Perhaps I could go easy with the verbiage in light of complications from conflicting communication-styles.
J4deninj44: Markus: We would like see the King eventually. It took us four months to vote on the subject and another four months to decide who should go.
J4deninj44: Aurelius: We were quite swift. *sigh*
Mekta Satak Kai: In short: fewer words, Choark. How do you do?
J4deninj44: Brutus: Too rash, I think.
J4deninj44: Sceaxer: I disagree.
Choark: I'm great! is party is fun
Choark: I love visiting Doma.
Choark: You good? *to Tomas*
Mekta Satak Kai: Agreed! I find great pleasure in it myself from time to time, and good busy public events such as this suit my purposes perfectly at present.
J4deninj44: Bruts; ...*sneaks a drink of his beer*
Mekta Satak Kai: Sorry, I'm doing it again. I must be more diligent in the decreasing of the volume of verbosity issuing forth from me.
Mekta Satak Kai: It's a fine party indeed. How did you meet your friends?
Choark: On the street. I said Hello and they looked down so I got em a drink
Mekta Satak Kai: Excellent!
J4deninj44: Markus: He accosted me with an embrace.
Choark: I didn't
J4deninj44: Brutus: We did something about it.
Choark: I have ya a hug
Choark: I gave^
Mekta Satak Kai: Ah! Well, Choark I must regrettably inform you my ribcage is not ready for the roughhousing your revelry requires.
Mekta Satak Kai: In short, thank you for the handshake, and that may be all I can take. *wink*
Choark: *Slaps back but holds back* Sure. I met a few guys who couldn't take em. no worries
Mekta Satak Kai: *little salute*
MischiefMink has entered the room.
J4deninj44: Brutus: I vote we revel now. I don't want to look like a wet toga at this most important of festivities for the surrounding populace.
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: Yeah, all the weirdos are out today.
J4deninj44: Markus: I concur.
Mekta Satak Kai: (Hey Beth.)
NebbieQ: (Hey now, a wet toga would be just the thing to spice up this little party.)
J4deninj44: (Hiya!)
Mekta Satak Kai: (I concur with Neb and second her motion.)
Choark: ( Hey Hey )
Choark: ( I have no idea what a wet Toga is but if it stirs up trouble I'm game! )
J4deninj44: (RPing Dillidan Complexions makes me want to vote on something and do nothing.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (XD)
Mekta Satak Kai: (Vote to abstain. Have a motion to allow abstention on an issue, and then have everyone vote that everyone will vote to abstain from voting on a particular issue.)
Choark: ( I'm surprised the place has any dealings with any other country )
NebbieQ: *Hey hey! Who's this lovely lady walking down the street?*
Choark: ( Pretty Woman?)
Mekta Satak Kai: (Walking down the street? Naw.)
J4deninj44: (Doo wa didddy diddy dum diddy doo.)
MischiefMink: (Bwahaha. That was like my favorite song ever at the age of 6.)
Choark: ( At age of Six I think mine was... Ghostbusters? )
Mekta Satak Kai: (Some random Whitney Houston thing.)
NebbieQ: *It seems to be a young blonde woman wearing a rather flowy pink dress. She has a somewhat...largish shape (she prefers the terms "curvacious" and "fully developed"), and a shy demeanor.*
J4deninj44: Aurelius: Let's revel.
NebbieQ: *However, she's smiling, and she seems to be doing her best to get into the festivities. She even has a little green bowler cap with a bit of clover flowers in the brim!*
Mekta Satak Kai: *a deep and dramatic bow to the young lovely lady*
J4deninj44: Sceaxer: I don't know how to dance....
Choark: *turns on Sceaxer!* Its easy!
Choark: *grabs under his arms and lifts him, then places him, the lifts and places* you do this while waving ya arms around
NebbieQ: *Waves to the elvish fellow.* Good afternoon!
J4deninj44: Sceaxer: O_O!
J4deninj44: Sceaxer:..I...I see! Dear me.
Choark: See! Ya dancing! ^_^
NebbieQ: *Gives Choark a strange look* Are they ...friends of yours?
J4deninj44: Markus: He's our guide.
Choark: *turns* Sure! They're buddies
Mekta Satak Kai: I'm truthfully terribly pleased to introduce rather raucous and rowdy new companions of mine.
J4deninj44: Aurelius: A Doman ambassador.
Choark: *grabs one and noogies*
NebbieQ: ...wow, I knew Doma was strange, but this is different than I expected...
Mekta Satak Kai: Thomas am I, the large fellow is Choark, and the senators are Markus, Aurelius, Brutus, and Sceaxer respectively. *points to each*
Choark: ( *choark will soon be releasing a How To Make Friends Quickly book* )
J4deninj44: Brutus: AH! I'm being rubbed like a naughty kitty!
Mekta Satak Kai: *smothers a laugh with one hand*
T3chn0Namagomi: ...*snickers*
Mekta Satak Kai: Certainly a.... distinguishing description, dear Brutus.
NebbieQ: *Tries to stifle a giggle, but fails.*
J4deninj44: Aurelius: Someone should do something.
J4deninj44: Markus: I concur!
Choark: *stops* We should drink!
Choark: And Dance!
J4deninj44: Sceaxer: CONCURRENTLY!
NebbieQ: Dancing might be nice...
J4deninj44: Sceaxer: Oh dear...I yelled.
J4deninj44: Markus: I think we're turning Doman.
NebbieQ: *Bites the bottom of her lip, as if she was in deep thought.*
J4deninj44: Aurelius: I really think so.
Choark: ( I hope Cho doesn't break them for when they meet the King )
Mekta Satak Kai: Your volume is not excessive, Sceaxer. Fear not, you have not deviated from any Doman norm of consequence, and in fact you doubtless will do better now in Doma than sober.
NebbieQ: (also, this is a character reference!)
NebbieQ: (not entirely accurate, but it should giveyou an idea of what she looks like)
Mekta Satak Kai: And you, miss? What can you give me the distinct honor of calling you this afternoon?
T3chn0Namagomi: (Sorry. Avian distraction)
NebbieQ: Oh, I'm sorry for not introducing myself earlier. My name's Marylin.
Choark: *has already ran off and came back with some mugs of ... ale ...*
Choark: Who wants one?
J4deninj44: Brutus: I do!
NebbieQ: *Laughs a bit sheepishly* This is some festival, isn't it?
Choark: *Gives Brutus one*
J4deninj44: Markus: I will not be a wet toga. Here, here!
Mekta Satak Kai: Marylin! Most marvelous for a modest and lovely young maiden. *wink*
Mekta Satak Kai: Marylin it is.
J4deninj44: Aurelius: Nor I! *raises hand as does Sceaxer*
Choark: *And so Cho passes them out*
Choark: Tomas? Want one?
Choark: *offers a mug*
Mekta Satak Kai: Absolutely, my friend. *takes one* Thank you.
J4deninj44: *Sceaxer takes a drink and begins doing a funky kind of jumping jack* Look I'm dancing and drinking!
J4deninj44: Brutus: o_o...That's dancing?
T3chn0Namagomi: *And so, Adrienne walks out with a new decoration for her room...*
NebbieQ: *Blushes, and then bursts out laughing at Sceaxer*
NebbieQ: Not quite what I'd call dancing, but I think it's par for the course here.
Mekta Satak Kai: *laughs*
Choark: *Laughs, jumps up on something High again and Bellows out* Cheers everyone! *and downs his drink*
Mekta Satak Kai: *can't take down his ale with quite that much speed, but does drink some more in the spirit of the day*
NebbieQ: You know? I think I'd enjoy a mug myself, Mr. Choark.
J4deninj44: *The senators all begain mimicking Sceaxer*
Choark: *blinks* Really! Sure. *And so cho does the fetching quest*
Mekta Satak Kai: *laughs at his new dancing friends, and pulls out a flute* Let's try this, shall we?
J4deninj44: *The crowd cheers and Cho's "Happy Spring" has caught on and can be heard everywhere*
Choark: *first he had to get someones hat back and a boy his balloon before he was allowed to order another mug of ale but he came back swiftly*
Mekta Satak Kai: Good to have a little rhythm for dancing. *starts to assemble it*
NebbieQ: Thank you kindly. *Takes the mug, and begins to drink.*
Choark: Its better to drink fast. You feel the kick of it more
Choark: *nods*
Mekta Satak Kai: Must say I'm a bit more of a lager fellow myself, but there's nothing detrimental to be said of free beer. *drinks*
Mekta Satak Kai: Now.
J4deninj44: (When the Senators wake up with a hangover...I wonder what they'll think of Doma. )
Mekta Satak Kai: Perhaps music, though I'll have a devil of a time cleaning the old flute after today.
Mekta Satak Kai: *hands his mug off to a stranger who throws it back and finishes it without question*
Choark: ( Oh yeah: Information on Choark. Very informative )
NebbieQ: (Sceaxer: My friends, I think we have partaken too much of the drink... Fellow Senators: What makes you say that?)
NebbieQ: (Sceaxer: I fear I'm beginning to hallucinate. *points to Spob and Tareen walking down the street*)
J4deninj44: (XD)
Mekta Satak Kai: *puts his flute to his lips and starts up a merry little reel to keep the senators dancing*
NebbieQ: *Hums along, and begins tapping her feet*
J4deninj44: Brutus: I feel like a million butterflies!
Choark: *Choark, feeling the rythum, claps his hands to it*
J4deninj44: Aurelius: HUZZAH FOR DOMA!
Choark: Woo!
J4deninj44: Markus: I CONCUR!
NebbieQ: *Raises her mug* Huzzah!
J4deninj44: Sceaxer: I'm moving things I didn't know I could move like this! Hahaha!
Choark: ( I can see all the senators waking up with a patrolmans helemt, a safety cone and some handcuffs now )
Mekta Satak Kai: *continues playing, just improvising whatever seems like it will sound good at the time*
Choark: ( Senators on the drink and all )
Mekta Satak Kai: *for the most part, it does and it suitable for dancing crazymen*
Mekta Satak Kai: (*is suitable)
J4deninj44: (An Alahi spy: *Sees the drunken dancing senators* Oh this war just got easier.)
Choark: ( Oh dear. I've caused another war. sigh )
NebbieQ: (Argovian: Are you nuts man? This is Doma. Drinking just makes them more powerful.)
J4deninj44: (Drow: Damn!)
NebbieQ: (Second Alahi: I think some of dem got a school o'magic based offa it.)
Choark: ( How many pints have they had? )
Choark: ( Over 9000?! )
J4deninj44: (Three...I think.)
Choark: ( .. Sorry))
J4deninj44: (XDXDXD)
NebbieQ: (Marylin has only had one pint thus far.)
Mekta Satak Kai: (*crushes the pint* Over nine thousaaand!)
J4deninj44: Falisbolg brings out the craziest in folk. *laughs at the Senators*
NebbieQ: *Looks down into her empty drink.* Oh my, I think I might need another.
NebbieQ: (Who's the brown text, Amanda?)
Mekta Satak Kai: *pauses playing* Here, madam. Allow me to find you something more appropriate.
Choark: Another? Everyone else need another drink?
J4deninj44: *jumps on a Barrel of ale* FREE ROUND OF ALE FOR ALL!
Mekta Satak Kai: Just a moment. Won't be a tick.
Mekta Satak Kai: *sweeps off somewhere into the crowd*
Choark: ( Random people = brown I guess )
Choark: *Cheers at the free Ale*
J4deninj44: *Red McAgate: NPC *
Choark: ( Ah! )
J4deninj44: *taps a green keg of ale and starts handing out ale*
NebbieQ: *Turns down the ale politely. She has her drink coming!*
Choark: *Grabs some hand outs and starts singing some of the bar songs*
Choark: *hands out ale to whoever whats it and downs the rest for himself*
Choark: ( Well I might of missed going out with my work mates tonight but it seems I've RPing it here pretty well. Wonder if thats scary or not? )
J4deninj44: Brutus: *rips off his toga and turns it into a turban, now in his underwear* I FORMALLY ANNOUNCE THAT AM A DOMAN SENATOR!!
NebbieQ: Ah! *steps back, looking rather surprised!*
J4deninj44: Brutus: With ....*peers deeply into the crowd and points at his turban* a turban! I am BRUTUS of the First Turban.....*passes out*
NebbieQ: I...I think we should move our friend out of the street.
Choark: *pokes the past out senator with his toes*
Choark: Hey hey?
Choark: Should I move him? He looks.. Kinda happy down there
NebbieQ: Yes, yes you should move him.
NebbieQ: What if someone,uh...
NebbieQ: ...stepped on him or something? That would be terrible!
Choark: *shrugs and picks him up and toses over a sholder*
Choark: Where should I put him?
NebbieQ: ...erm...oh my, I hadn't thought of that...
NebbieQ: Why don't we set him down on a bench? Nobody should bother him too badly then.
Choark: Okay. Lets see *looks around and finds a.. mostly empty cart*
Choark: There we go! *puts the senator down on the cart*
NebbieQ: *pauses*
Mekta Satak Kai: *sweeps back from the big crowd of people and slips a green cocktail into Marylin's hand* Madame?
J4deninj44: *The others are busy partying.*
NebbieQ: That's close enough. *sighs, before noticing the newcomer*
Mekta Satak Kai: It seems our friends have outdone themselves.
NebbieQ: Oh, thank you! I didn't even see you there.
Arch mage144 has entered the room.
NebbieQ: And...quite. I hope they don't forget about their friend in the cart.
Arch mage144 has left the room.
Mekta Satak Kai: Bit of a sneak at times but harmless I promise.
NebbieQ: *Smiles* Oh, don't worry about it.
NebbieQ: *Sips her cocktail.*
Arch mage144 has left the room.
Mekta Satak Kai: How are they? Do they need a bit more excitement?
Mekta Satak Kai: Let us... see what we can do.
NebbieQ: What are you going to do?
Arch mage144 has entered the room.
Mekta Satak Kai: *finds the largest possible cluster of people he can, and hoists himself up on a streetlamp to get just a little more height*
Arch mage144: (Finally, it actually let me in)
NebbieQ: *Follows after to watch the excitement*
Choark: ( Yo! )
Mekta Satak Kai: *he reaches an arm up and fills the air above the crowd with a golden cloud of glitter*
Arch mage144: (It's a party, and he'll come if he wants to.)
Mekta Satak Kai: Ha!
J4deninj44: (dinner. i'm still here but watching.)
Mekta Satak Kai: *Now the air is full of glitter and it's all sparkly and nice.*
Choark: *looks at the glitter*
Mekta Satak Kai: *Isaac laughs*
NebbieQ: IM: That looks quite nice...
NebbieQ: IM: ...you know, I think I can improve that a bit.
Mekta Satak Kai: *Isaac disappears again into a crowd*
NebbieQ: (Improvised enchantment, go!)
Mekta Satak Kai: (brb must post to Kelne's RP while Isaac does whatever the hell he does)
NebbieQ: *Closes her eyes and chants quietly...*
OnlineHost: NebbieQ rolled 1 6-sided die: 2
NebbieQ: *...and nothing happens, except for some glitter falling in Marilyns
NebbieQ: Marilyn's hair*
Arch mage144: *A tall man dressed in black leather with a waist-length blue ponytail of sorts and a red military beret strolls down the street with an enormous beer stein in his hand*
NebbieQ: *sigh* IM: Rats.
Arch mage144: *Zeke blinks at the man throwing glitter from the streetlamp*
NebbieQ: *Looks down into her empty cocktail glass* IM: Maybe I've been drinking too much for it to work? 6.6
Arch mage144: IM: I have noooo idea what that man is doing, but damn, it's sparkly.
Arch mage144: *shouting* Three cheers for Mister Sparkle!
Choark: *shakes his head - was somewhat mesmorised by the sparkley glitter*
NebbieQ: Hip hip!
Choark: HURRAH!
NebbieQ: Hip hip! *Raises the empty glass*
MischiefMink has left the room.
Arch mage144: HUZZAH!
Choark: *breaths in and releases his loudest* HIP HIP!
NebbieQ: HOORA!
NebbieQ: *Laughs, and sets the glass down.*
NebbieQ: *Where? On a conveniently placed barrel, of course!*
Arch mage144: *downs what's left of his stein, shakes his head furiously, and pushes his way through the crowd to the base of the lamppost*
NebbieQ: (ALso, that pink looked surprisingly brown. This is Marilyn's font now.)
Choark: *Gets back to partying with everyone*
NebbieQ: (Also, for the sake of AM: http://rpgww.org/fanwork/fanart/nebulaqueen/nebulaqueen028_marylin1.jpg )
Arch mage144: (It's a chick!)
Mekta Satak Kai: *the man is gone!*
Arch mage144: Hey, man, wha...where the hell did you go?
NebbieQ: (Yes, specifically, my chick)
Arch mage144: (I assumed!)
NebbieQ: Oh, he's a bit of a sneak. It's harmless, though.
Arch mage144: No such thing as harmless sneaking!
Choark: ( Course there is! Ask Golum )
NebbieQ: *Laughs* What's he going to do, assissinate the king with glitter?
Arch mage144: Fuck yeah, that's what I'd do, if I had to assassinate the king. No one would believe I did it, so no one would ever be able to convict me in court!
Mekta Satak Kai: (Zeke: Where were you, Thomas? Isaac: Sneeaaking.)
NebbieQ: Hey now, you best hold your tongue! That's treason, you know.
NebbieQ: Highly decorative treason.
CGNakibe: (FAAAABULOUS treason)
Arch mage144: Psh, I'm not a citizen of this country. Can I be treasonous? *looks curiously upwards, as though the sky will answer his question*
Arch mage144: Wait, is treasonous...even a word?
NebbieQ: ...I...think so.
Arch mage144: *it is clear that he has been enjoying more than his share of revelry today*
NebbieQ: IM: Wait, why'd I have to think about that? I might have had a bit too much already...
NebbieQ: IM: ...or not nearly enough.
Arch mage144: So...so I see! Well, this is no good. I'm not going to mess with the royals in this country, anyway...
NebbieQ: That's...that's always good to hear.
Arch mage144: *conspiratorial whisper as he slips Marylin a business card* Unless you hire me to do it, anyway.
NebbieQ: *Oh dear, it seems that she's acting a bit nervous already.*
NebbieQ: *Waves it away* Oh, oh no thankyou, no need for that!
Arch mage144: Hey, now, I can do other stuff!
Arch mage144: Everything except windows. I don't do those.
NebbieQ: *Raises an eyebrow* Like what?
Arch mage144: Ah ah ah, you first. What do you need done? *offers the business card again*
T3chn0Namagomi has left the room.
NebbieQ: I, er, I could use another cocktail, I suppose...
J4deninj44: (Full of yummy food.)
Arch mage144: You're...you're going to hire me to get you another cocktail?
Arch mage144: IM: Shit, easiest job ever!
Mekta Satak Kai: *someone hands Zeke another green cocktail*
Mekta Satak Kai: Hullo, Marylin!
Arch mage144: *...has a cocktail*
Mekta Satak Kai: She likes the green ones.
NebbieQ: Ah, hello! I was wondering where you went off to.
Arch mage144: Mission accomplished, ma'am! *holds out cocktail with one hand and salutes sharply with the other*
Mekta Satak Kai: And today they're all green, so all's well.
NebbieQ: *Takes it, and giggles* This is what I call a job well done.
J4deninj44: *The D.C's have all passed out in various locations and positions, placid smiles on their faces like children after christmas*
Arch mage144: *looks over his shoulder* IM: Wait, I let him sneak up on me and...
Mekta Satak Kai: *conjures a blanket and lays it over the senators*
Mekta Satak Kai: There now.
Arch mage144: IM: ...give me a drink.
Arch mage144: IM: Maybe not so bad after all.
Arch mage144: *turns to actually look at Thomas...er...Isaac*
Mekta Satak Kai: Thomas, sir. How may I.... wait. *pulls out a business card*
Mekta Satak Kai: Zeke Mazuo?
Mekta Satak Kai: Lovely. Duly noted.
Arch mage144: I believe we've met before, in somewhat fuzzy retrospect.
Mekta Satak Kai: Oh, perhaps. Gods only know.
Mekta Satak Kai: But I do have your card!
Arch mage144: Hmm. Perhaps not. Perhaps you just got it from one of my distributors.
NebbieQ: Amazing how he can pull one out at a moment's notice. *sip*
NebbieQ: If nothing else, he's well prepared.
Mekta Satak Kai: Well. I never hire a man sober I can't trust drunk. So how about I see that we can all get better acquainted. More drinks?
Arch mage144: You are my kind of man...elf...elfman.
J4deninj44: (But he was stil TROGDOR!)
NebbieQ: (Oh man, now I'm tempted to bring in Spob just to see how drunken Zeke would react.)
Mekta Satak Kai: A.... perplexing but not particularly troubling portmanteau.
Mekta Satak Kai: At any rate. Back in a tick.
Mekta Satak Kai: *shoves off through the crowd again*
NebbieQ: (...although now that I think about it, there was an RP a long while back where Spob and a bunch of other RPs were supposed to bring him down, but he probably wouldh ave forgotten by now.)
Arch mage144: Portmanteau? Is that like a porthole in someone's cape?
Mekta Satak Kai: (Neb: I remember that. Dawn was in it. =D )
NebbieQ: Er, not quite. That would be port mantle.
Arch mage144: (It also got quasi-retconned)
Arch mage144: (Because Dawn later went on to be a villain on completely unrelated circumstances)
Mekta Satak Kai: (Yeah. Neb was in that RP too, Brian.)
Arch mage144: (...oh right. How did I forget that?)
Mekta Satak Kai: (*cracks up*)
NebbieQ: (I'm not sure how I should feel about that.)
Arch mage144: (I'm in drunbkspace.)
Arch mage144: (Which is to say that I haven't actually even had one glass of wine, but it's St. Patrick's day and I'm not spending the entire evening sober, even if I can't afford to go out. =P)
NebbieQ: A portmanteau is like...it's like...
Mekta Satak Kai: *comes back with two mugs of beer* Two lagers, since I tend to get tired of the same old ale. Any takers?
NebbieQ: ...mixing two words together, like a word sandwich.
Arch mage144: Oh, hell yeah. *waves a hand*
Arch mage144: Sounds incredibly tasty, if you use the right words.
NebbieQ: I'm still enjoying this one, but thank you.
Mekta Satak Kai: *hands Zeke one of the mugs*
Arch mage144: *takes the mug and drinks deeply, then gasps slightly and wipes off his mouth with the back of his arm* Man, I don't know where all the free booze is flowing from today, but I sure as hell can't argue.
Arch mage144: You don't have parties like these in Valth. That country's such a drag.
NebbieQ: So that's where you come from?
Mekta Satak Kai: Oh, Valth. Gods, no. No offense, friend. But I have no intention of walking within a hundred miles of your home nation.
NebbieQ: (So, I put the history channel on tv, because it was too quiet here by myself.)
Arch mage144: Yeah, yeah. It's my home nation. I left years ago. *waves a hand dismissively* Like I said, place is a drag. Lots of rules and laws and organization and shit.
NebbieQ: (One of the historical speakers has this huge red mark onhis forhead. Whenever he speaks, I find myself hypnotised byit.)
NebbieQ: I don't think I've heard a good thing about that country.
Arch mage144: They want people like me in the military or to go abroad but remain loyal to and report to the state on a regular basis. To hell with that garbage.
Mekta Satak Kai: Indeed. Much happier to have you here and drinking than here and... well, enlisted.
Mekta Satak Kai: *salutes with his lager*
Mekta Satak Kai: *drinks*
Arch mage144: Trained me as a mage hunter. I dare say I'm pretty good. *sips beer* Don't need their shit, so I defected and left the country.
NebbieQ: *Drink* Sounds like they'd cause a lot of trouble for you, though.
Arch mage144: *shrug* I'm one man and I'm not on their land. They aren't going to send anybody after me.
NebbieQ: Huh, I bet they lose a lot of people that way...
Arch mage144: I dunno. You ever met my cousin?
Mekta Satak Kai: I've often wondered whether I might have similar problems from a similarly-forboding nation, but again it seems one individual is not enough to warrant pursuit*
Mekta Satak Kai: *.
Mekta Satak Kai: *drinks*
NebbieQ: I don't think so.
Arch mage144: He's a freelancer, but he's still affiliated. Wrong way to go, if you ask me. 'course I can't really "go home," so to speak, without getting my ass shot at. *chugs*
Mekta Satak Kai: Indeed, your condition would imply to me an incentive to elect a life as an eternal immigrant.
Arch mage144: ...yeah, that.
NebbieQ: Or you can always stay around here. It's nice to have a place where you can rest your feet or hat or whatever you wish.
Arch mage144: I hang around this city as a home base. Nobody cares what I do here as long as I'm not obviously causing trouble. *smirks* There're a lot of hired hands in this place.
Mekta Satak Kai: Absolutely. Not above a spot of temporary employment myself, I generally tend toward slightly less risky occupational opportunities. When possible, of course.
Mekta Satak Kai: Which lately it has not been. But stay in public places and there are no problems, right?
Mekta Satak Kai: *takes another drink*
Mekta Satak Kai: How's your lager, Zeke? Marylin, you need another cocktail?
NebbieQ: Oh, no, I'm fine.
NebbieQ: What is it you do, Tomas?
Arch mage144: Damned good, despite my lack of knowledge of its origins. >.o
Mekta Satak Kai: (*Thomas. Empasis on the first syllable.)
Arch mage144: Sometimes you just don't care where things come from so long as they work out.
Mekta Satak Kai: Oh, well. Odds and ends of performances and oratories and suchforth.
NebbieQ: Ah, so you're a performer?
Mekta Satak Kai: Indeed, Marylin.
Mekta Satak Kai: I carry an assortment of instruments for a good reason. They are my livelihood.
Mekta Satak Kai: *nod*
Arch mage144: *quirks an eyebrow* Performance artist, you say? Like, a musician?
Mekta Satak Kai: Well. Flute and violin for instruments. I'm also a tenor and a juggler, though I've a notorious penchant for stories and tales of various sorts.
NebbieQ: That sounds quite interesting.
Arch mage144: And a mage. *gulps down the rest of his beverage* I bet that's handy.
Mekta Satak Kai: Well, for certain limited purposes it is both interesting and useful.
Mekta Satak Kai: Luckily for me, most people are content to accept drinks from me in taverns rather than drag me into brawls, so I've managed to endure this long. *laughs*
Arch mage144: Oh, I gotcha there. It sure as hell is entertaining, to say the least. Check this out.
Mekta Satak Kai: Of course!
NebbieQ: Like my mother always said, you attract more flies with honey than vinegar.
NebbieQ: ...or barflies with booze int his case.
Mekta Satak Kai: Precisely, Marylin.
Arch mage144: *snaps his fingers and murmurs softly, and there's an illusory figure of a long-haired woman in lacy underwear [and nothing else] leaning up against a nearby building and winking*
Mekta Satak Kai: Ha!
NebbieQ: ...taht's...an interesting application.
Arch mage144: Distractions are always a great way to get the drop on an unsuspecting target. *winks and the figure vanishes*
Mekta Satak Kai: Agreed, my good friend. And.... ah! *claps his hands together in front of them and lifts the one on top, lowering the one on the bottom....*
Mekta Satak Kai: *.....and from the middle to the extremities Isaac disguises himself as an elf-maiden in an elegant diaphanous gown*
Mekta Satak Kai: *gives a little wave and a wink to Zeke before dispelling the effect*
Mekta Satak Kai: Distractions.
Arch mage144: ......
Mekta Satak Kai: *laughs*
Arch mage144: O_O....o_O
Arch mage144: Uh. Aw, fuck.
NebbieQ: *Giggles*
Arch mage144: Don't know if I should look at you and be attracted to you or not now...way to screw with a guy's head.
Arch mage144: Damned illusionists. Can't trust em'. Even me.
NebbieQ: Makes you think twice before piking up a pretty lady at the tavern, doesn't it?
Mekta Satak Kai: Makes no nevermind to me, my good mercenary.
Arch mage144: Hey, most illusions aren't tactile.
Mekta Satak Kai: But do whatever pleases you. I can do better on request.
Arch mage144: Makes it easy to learn the truth when you get down to business. *laughs*
Mekta Satak Kai: I just usually don't.
Mekta Satak Kai: And for your sake, I will refrain from improving my performance.
Arch mage144: Depends what kind of improvement we're talking about here...
NebbieQ: I think you might be taking a little trick a biiit too far...
Arch mage144: ...guess if a man can't tell the difference between what's real and what isn't it doesn't really make a hell of a difference to him either, eeeeh?
Mekta Satak Kai: *little bow to Marylin* Only take a trick as far as the audience is willing to follow. I think our Zeke... is willing to follow a little farther than I'd counted on.
KnightsofSquare: (Magic will make you gay. true story)
Mekta Satak Kai: (Isaac: *ahem* Not entirely.)
NebbieQ: (Thomas isn't gay, but he casts in a very gay way.)
CGNakibe: (Hey, if you're gonna go gay, being Gay for Issac isn't a bad choice)
Arch mage144: *starts waving his hand and gesturing with his beer stein* Hey, now, I just...you don't...oh, man, don't do this shit to me! It's not fair!
Mekta Satak Kai: *laughs*
Arch mage144: IM: If a guy is a chick but is really a guy but looks like a woman and feels like a woman and is a woman because he's polymorphed into a woman is he really a dude?
Arch mage144: IM: ...what was that proverb about ducks?
CGNakibe: (QUACK. e.e)
Mekta Satak Kai: Well, you've caught me, Zeke. I don't believe I can completely live up to the expectations I have given you of my prowess... as an illusionist.
Mekta Satak Kai: *smug little grin*
Mekta Satak Kai: So perhaps I'll settle for procuring another round.
Mekta Satak Kai: (Hey Zeke.)
Mekta Satak Kai: (Now you know how Myrnal feels.)
Arch mage144: *slow gesture* Uh...yeah, go for it.
Mekta Satak Kai: *goes to hunt down booze*
NebbieQ: I could go for another cocktail, myself.
Arch mage144: IM: Ducks...if it quacks, isn't it a duck? No, that's not it. If it's a duck, it'll smell like a bowl of cherries?
Arch mage144: IM: That's completely wrong.
Mekta Satak Kai: (...)
Arch mage144: IM: I got it!
Arch mage144: IM: The road to hell is paved with ducks!
Arch mage144: IM: ...no, wait.
Mekta Satak Kai: (Wow. Have another, Zeke.)
NebbieQ: *Looks at Zeke* Are you alright?
Arch mage144: ...just...confused...by water fowl.
Choark: ( you can lead a duck to water but you can't teach it to eat bread? )
Arch mage144: Nevermind.
Mekta Satak Kai: (It's like that old Scandinavian saying.)
Mekta Satak Kai: (You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk real fast or you'll DIE.)
Arch mage144: Yeah. Uh. I've completely lost my mind, and there's only one thing to do.
Arch mage144: Drink and dance with girls. *very sage nod*
NebbieQ: *Smirks* Or Thomas.
Mekta Satak Kai: (Thank you, Marylin.)
Arch mage144: ...depends how many drinks I get and whether or not he's cheating my senses again. >_>
NebbieQ: I'm only teasing.
Mekta Satak Kai: (Depending on whom you ask, so is Zeke.)
Arch mage144: Suuure you are.
Arch mage144: You really are quite the tease already, and I've only been hanging around you for a short time period. *wink*
NebbieQ: Hey! What's that supposed to mean?
Choark: (well keep having fun peeps. I gotta split! )
NebbieQ: (Seeya Cho!)
Choark: ( Bye! Have a blast )
Choark has left the room.
Arch mage144: Nothing too bad...
NebbieQ: I'll have you know that I am a lady.
Arch mage144: *feigning nobility* Dost mine words cause thee offense?
Mekta Satak Kai: *Zeke hears a husky female voice behind him.* Hm.... Zeke... I do believe you were waiting for... these?
Arch mage144: ......
Arch mage144: *looks behind him*
NebbieQ: No, dost...those...hm?
Mekta Satak Kai: *Thomas is behind him with a cocktail for Marylin and two lagers in the other hand.*
Mekta Satak Kai: Hello.
Mekta Satak Kai: *smirk*
Arch mage144: *nearly jumps straight into the air*
NebbieQ: *Laughs*
Arch mage144: Man, give me one of those and quit goofing around!
NebbieQ: I think our friend here needs to take a break from drinking.
Arch mage144: IM: The girl's not interested, but the guy sure as hell is! Or else he's just goofy!
Mekta Satak Kai: Oh, rubbish.
Mekta Satak Kai: Madame, here's one for you, and a lager for each of the gentlemen.
Arch mage144: You mean I need to take a break from being sober!
NebbieQ: Much appreciated.
Mekta Satak Kai: *hands her her cocktail, which frees up a hand for each beer*
Mekta Satak Kai: *hands Zeke his lager*
J4deninj44: (What the hell.)
Mekta Satak Kai: There you are.
Mekta Satak Kai: (Amanda: What?)
J4deninj44: (The New AIM is so wierd.)
Mekta Satak Kai: (Oh. Yeah, I dislike it.)
Arch mage144: *drinks* >_> Man...what...you know, forget it. I was going to ask you a question and decided the answer was never gonna suit me either way.
J4deninj44: (It makes switching text hard.)
NebbieQ: Which one?
Mekta Satak Kai: You're a strange man, Mister Mazuo.
NebbieQ: Which one of us, I should say.
Arch mage144: I'm pretty damned ordinary, thanks very much! I'm just your ordinary man! I like normal man things, like lager, Valthka, and fine women.
Mekta Satak Kai: Don't we all.
Mekta Satak Kai: *sips his drink*
Arch mage144: And violence. When I'm getting paid for it. *sip*
NebbieQ: Bar fights for fun and profit?
Mekta Satak Kai: Well, I suppose that's the sort of task for which I should keep you around, then. Hardly my specialty. Most of my talents lie in other areas, leaving little time for violence. Mostly.
J4deninj44: *Sirvix is not a succubus to miss a part but she is also a doting mother and sexy substitute teacher so in a sling on her back is Little James Paynus* What a shindig!
J4deninj44: *is in a green miniskirt, knee high green and black striped stockings, and a white button up with a green tie*
Mekta Satak Kai: IM: He's just a little awkward. How entertaining. I wonder how far I can go before he lays down the law...
Arch mage144: Bar fights? Man, bar fights are so beneath a good mercenary.
Arch mage144: I don't have to kick someone's drunken ass to prove how awesome I am.
NebbieQ: *laugh* Nice to know you have some standards!
Arch mage144: *looks at "Thomas"* What, you want to hire a bodyguard?
Mekta Satak Kai: Not at the moment, sir. But just a minute. *Isaac, having somehow lost his hat ages ago, gives Sirvix a deep bow and conjures a hat to lower at the end of the motion.* Mrs. Silvar!
Mekta Satak Kai: You look ravishing today, madame.
J4deninj44: *Stops and squeals hugging Tomas tightly* OH DARLING! How are you!?
NebbieQ: IM: Rather..exuberant, isn't she?
Mekta Satak Kai: Wonderful. Having quite a time, and I was wondering if you'd be out and about today.
Mekta Satak Kai: This is Marylin, and this is Zeke.
Mekta Satak Kai: Marylin, Zeke, this is Sirvix Silvar.
Arch mage144: IM: Mrs. Silvar? This is that stuffed wizard's wife?
Arch mage144: IM: HOT DAMN!
J4deninj44: You are the most adorable thing, I could just eat your soul alive! *squeals and hugs him again* Zeke. Oooh, Marilyn you're a little hottie.
Mekta Satak Kai: (I would say that..... Sirvix knows him as.... Horatio.)
NebbieQ: Hello, ma'am, it's a-wait, what?
Mekta Satak Kai: (That would be the name he gives to lovely married ladies.)
Arch mage144: (She knew Horatio well?)
NebbieQ: That's,er, ...thank you?
Mekta Satak Kai: (Haha no.)
J4deninj44: (There will be no "KNOWING")
NebbieQ: *Seems to be at a loss for words!*
Mekta Satak Kai: *is hugged*
Arch mage144: *takes off his beret* Yo.
J4deninj44: *cups Marilyn's chest* They're amazing, darling! *cups her own* Mine have ballooned since having little James here. *motions to her back* But yours are the perfect shape!
Mekta Satak Kai: *smothers a laugh with one hand*
J4deninj44: (Sirvix doesn't understand personal boundaries.)
Arch mage144: .....
Mekta Satak Kai: I think, Sirvix, that you should perhaps refrain from using her measurements as... a demonstration.
NebbieQ: Agh!
Arch mage144: IM: The things women can get away with.
NebbieQ: That's...that's a bitinnappropriate, miss!
NebbieQ: *Blushes, looking absolutely mortified*
Mekta Satak Kai: And you are correct, Sirvix. You do look quite buxom lately. You should be very proud of yourself.
Arch mage144: Whatever, you know you liked it.
Arch mage144: I can tell. *grin*
NebbieQ: Bah, you're nothing but a drunk!
Arch mage144: I am so much more than a drunk.
Mekta Satak Kai: Come now, friends. I must insist that there be no further pestering of our Marylin. It's quite inappropriate to do so uninvited.
Mekta Satak Kai: After invitations, all bets are off, but few enough of those have been exchanged as of yet.
Arch mage144: *shrugs and salutes Isaac*
J4deninj44: She should like it. I don't grope just any breasts. I consider myself a breasts expert....And a penis expert and let me say my husban could wave his magic rod and summon a mountain as far as I'm concerned. *nods seriously*
Mekta Satak Kai: Really? How intriguing.
Arch mage144: *looks...incredibly dumbfounded*
Mekta Satak Kai: (You should see the face Brian just made.)
Mekta Satak Kai: (It was awesome.)
J4deninj44: I wish you could see it. *sighs* Well! What's going on folks?!
NebbieQ: ...that's...wow.
Arch mage144: (Zeke is making it now.)
J4deninj44: (XD)
Mekta Satak Kai: (I don't often see the o_O face in real life.)
Mekta Satak Kai: Well. A bit of drunken revelry at the moment.
CGNakibe: (I see it often enough. >:D)
Mekta Satak Kai: How is young James?
Arch mage144: It's a spring festival!
CGNakibe: (Oh, BRIAN'S O.o face. That I don't get to see)
Arch mage144: James: *chews on his sling*
CGNakibe: (You should fix this. CAMERA TIME)
NebbieQ: (I approve of this highly.)
Mekta Satak Kai: Quite a set of teeth on the boy. Gracious.
Mekta Satak Kai: I would imagine that takes some getting used to.
Mekta Satak Kai: *glances down at Sirvix
Mekta Satak Kai: *Sirvix's chest so that she knows what he means*
J4deninj44: Tell me about it. He's worst than his father. Pawing, nibbling, biting. Oh, gracious me!
Mekta Satak Kai: *laughs*
Mekta Satak Kai: Where is the General today?
Arch mage144: (Hakaril is not a biter!)
J4deninj44: You know...*puts a finger to her lips* I don't know exactly....
NebbieQ: *Blushes again, before draining her drink*
Mekta Satak Kai: Marylin. Is our talk of the perils of breastfeeding putting you off your drink?
J4deninj44: Well, he should be supervising me or I'll behave like a naughty spriggan and get a drink.
Mekta Satak Kai: *is totally serious*
NebbieQ: *In fact, her face is now pure red now. Whether it's from bashfullness or because all those cocktails finally hit her is unknown.*
NebbieQ: No, no, not at all, don't worry about me...
Mekta Satak Kai: Mrs. Silvar, I'm afraid I simply cannot allow it. But! I will find you something of a safer nature to enjoy with us. Shall I?
Arch mage144: *chugs lager and just looks like he's almost trying to hide behind his mug to conceal laughter*
J4deninj44: Oh please, darling!
J4deninj44: *eyes Zeke* Hmmm...aren't you delicious looking?
Mekta Satak Kai: Excellent. Don't move a step and I'll be back. *nosebeep*
Mekta Satak Kai: *shoves his way through the crowd*
Arch mage144: ...I, miss, am not for eating.
Arch mage144: It's much more typical for me to do the eating. *smirk*
NebbieQ: *Giggles* Not quite what she meant, I don't think..
J4deninj44: *pouts* It's been ages since I've had a good soul but I did mean that you were handsome!
J4deninj44: You remind me of Kamos!
Arch mage144: *eyebrow quirk* Oh, yeah. I'm his cousin.
Arch mage144: We look similar.
J4deninj44: OOOOH! Do you have a million children too? *completely innocent*
NebbieQ: Huh, Kamos...the name sounds familiar...
NebbieQ: Kamos...Kamas...Kamels?
NebbieQ: ...no, that's not it...
Mekta Satak Kai: (A...million... what?)
Arch mage144: ...*actually looks thoughtful*
Arch mage144: ...it's...possible...
Arch mage144: ...one might even say...conceivable...
Arch mage144: ...naaaah. *chug*
Mekta Satak Kai: (Ha!)
J4deninj44: *chuckles*
NebbieQ: (Deeum: ...how many children do you have? Sirvix: *bursts in* Over NINE THOOOOOUSAND)
CGNakibe: (INCONCIEVABLE)
Mekta Satak Kai: (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
NebbieQ: *Waggles a finger* That was terrible, Zeke!
Arch mage144: (HAKARIL, WHAT DO THE BIRTH RECORDS SAY ABOUT SIRVIX'S CONCEPTION LEVEL)
Mekta Satak Kai: (Laughter is echoing through our house right now, Neb.)
Arch mage144: (Vince: It's over NINE THOUSAAAAAND!)
Mekta Satak Kai: (Vince: *crushes the scroll tube*)
Arch mage144: (Fuck, man)
J4deninj44: (*laughing so hard it hurts*)
Arch mage144: (This calls for a beverage refill)
Arch mage144: (I am going to die otherwise)
NebbieQ: IM: What a strange day...I met a mercenary...got free drinks from a nice gentleman...
blender_bunny@mac.com has entered the room.
J4deninj44: (And groped!)
NebbieQ: IM: ...and groped by a politician's wife.
J4deninj44: (WOO!)
NebbieQ: IM: Does she always do that?
J4deninj44: *Smiling sweetly at Marilyn*
NebbieQ: IM: ...it'd make state functions interesting, maybe, but awkward-oh gods she's smiling.
J4deninj44: So, darling, are you married?
NebbieQ: Er, no...I haven't actually met anyone yet...
J4deninj44: I have a cousin! Two actually that would be darling for you!
NebbieQ: Wait, just one or the both of them?
J4deninj44: Oh, you can marry two? I have a cousin Chabliss but her likes to dress like a woman.
J4deninj44: (I picture Chabliss looking like Mana from Malice Mizer...)
Mekta Satak Kai: *Isaac returns dragging a young halfling with a tray of drinks.* Hello! I found someone who can help us!
NebbieQ: I don't know. I heard you can in Inustan...ah, hello again!
Mekta Satak Kai: *On the tray are four lagers, some form of martini, and a little grenadine sweet thing for Sirvix*
KnightsofSquare: (Hay guyz I kidnapped a hobbit)
J4deninj44: Excellent! *takes the sweet drink and sips it* Oh, delightful.
Mekta Satak Kai: I thought I'd nab you a little virgin something or other. *wink*
Mekta Satak Kai: And there's beer for Zeke and for me. Marylin, take whatever you like.
J4deninj44: Oh, the halfling? I love virgin souls!
Mekta Satak Kai: *The halfling looks terrified*
NebbieQ: *Takes the martini* IM: Poor little halfling...I hopeh e's getting a good tip for this.
Mekta Satak Kai: Halfling: Uh... ma'am he.... he meant the drink. *sweatdrop*
KnightsofSquare: (I'd like to state for the record that the obvious "virgin" beverage joke is one of the worst in existence)
NebbieQ: *whispers to Thomas* *w* She's just tasing about the soul thing, right?
Mekta Satak Kai: (Yes, but he's talking to a succubus.)
J4deninj44: OH! Well, that would make sense. Sorry, darling. *winks at the halfing*
Mekta Satak Kai: *whispers back* She would never cheat on the general. Better than any of us have tried and failed to persuade her. You have nothing to fear.
Mekta Satak Kai: Halfling: *swallows and looks awkward*
KnightsofSquare: (I just can't appreciate that sort of dry humor)
NebbieQ: (*Bah-dum-ching*)
Mekta Satak Kai: Isaac: *pulls a coin from behind the halfling's ear, lets it dance across his knuckles, and drops three or four more onto the tray.* Thank you for your help, my fine sir.
Mekta Satak Kai: Have a good one.
J4deninj44: (Oddly, I didn't even mean for it to be a pun so it's all good.)
Mekta Satak Kai: *The halfling runs the hell away!*
NebbieQ: Nervous little guy, isn't he?
J4deninj44: I make people worried for some reason.
Arch mage144: Beats me why.
NebbieQ: *Mutters* It's one hell of a mystery...
Mekta Satak Kai: I think he simply wasn't prepared for so lively a woman as yourself, Sirvix. Some men just aren't ready.
J4deninj44: I mean...if I, a succubus, was really going to take a man's soul, I would freaking make sure that he enjoyed it!
Arch mage144: *drinks lager* Man, I appreciate your willingness to keep fetching me all the beer I can drink.
Arch mage144: I assure you that I can pound these all night. Wahaha!
Mekta Satak Kai: *ahem*
Mekta Satak Kai: Well.
Mekta Satak Kai: There is no appropriate reply to that.
NebbieQ: Just a whole lotta bad jokes...
Mekta Satak Kai: Indeed.
NebbieQ: (GAH)
NebbieQ: (FACES ARE NOT FOR BITING, CAT)
Mekta Satak Kai: (ha!)
J4deninj44: (?? Cat eating you face?)
Arch mage144: (Noire does things like that on occasion)
Arch mage144: (Usually not the face, though o_O)
Mekta Satak Kai: IM: I would rather not tell Zeke just wha-- I'd rather not even think it at this point. Later, perhaps.
Arch mage144: *drinks* Wha?
Arch mage144: Er...right. *drinks...quietly*
NebbieQ: (Yeah. She nuzzled my face, before deciding my cheek looked absolutely delicious.)
Mekta Satak Kai: (*snort*)
Arch mage144: (It has a flavr)
J4deninj44: (I want a kitty now.)
J4deninj44: ...*looks at the Senators*... Who are thos bald men in sheets?
Arch mage144: I dunno. Politicians.
Arch mage144: Want em' dead?
NebbieQ: I dunno, looks like a-Zeke!
Arch mage144: Five thousand gil a head.
Mekta Satak Kai: Oh, friends of mine. They're new to this, so when they passed out I gave them a blanket. Wouldn't want to give them any wrong ideas about hospitality here, eh?
Mekta Satak Kai: Free liquor and a blanket when you pass out.
Mekta Satak Kai: Oh! Now here's a game.
Mekta Satak Kai: Zeke.
Mekta Satak Kai: How much would you charge for me.
Mekta Satak Kai: Go.
Arch mage144: To kill you? *blinks*
Mekta Satak Kai: Well, yes!
Arch mage144: I dunno. How important and or dangerous are you?
NebbieQ: Tha's one morbid game. o_o
Mekta Satak Kai: Well, I'm important to several people, dangerous to few.
J4deninj44: o.o It's kind of fascinating... *sip*
NebbieQ: But morbid, too. o_o *sip*
Arch mage144: *looks Isaac up and down* Well, Thomas, I imagine it depends how much my employer would offer. I can't tell what your life is worth without someone making an offer.
Arch mage144: How much would you pay me to kill you?
Mekta Satak Kai: I suppose that's true. Well, what a let-down that is! I was hoping for an estimate.
KnightsofSquare: (a bottle of soda)
KnightsofSquare: (A 2 liter)
Mekta Satak Kai: You can't even give me a quote?
Mekta Satak Kai: I'm not hiring you to kill me, I can do that myself, my good lad.
Mekta Satak Kai: I want an estimate for someone who might have such motivation.
NebbieQ: I think...I think...
Mekta Satak Kai: So tell me. What do you think?
Arch mage144: *frowns* Well...
NebbieQ: A better quesh...question is how much it'd take to NOT kill you.
Arch mage144: Mmm, no, I don't do that.
Mekta Satak Kai: Ah.... well, he's not killing me right now for free.
Arch mage144: Yes, that's true!
Mekta Satak Kai: So not much I'd imagine. A few drinks maybe.
Arch mage144: Right, right.
Arch mage144: But no one has hired me to kill you!
Arch mage144: And besides, I'm not just a hired killer.
Arch mage144: I do all kinds of things. Just not windows. We've had this conversation already.
NebbieQ: ...why windows?
Mekta Satak Kai: Indeed.
J4deninj44: Oh oh! Now me! How much am I worth dead?
Arch mage144: Windows are a pain in the ass. *looks at Marilyn like this is obvious*
Arch mage144: Hmm.
Mekta Satak Kai: (This is the best game ever.)
Arch mage144: Wife of a General...demon...presumably important to someone politically speaking...I imagine you can hold your own in a straight fight...
KnightsofSquare: (Will he break the windows?)
Mekta Satak Kai: (It just has to be. They were in his way.)
KnightsofSquare: (Your mission, should you choose to accept it)
Arch mage144: *puts his hand on his chin and looks like he's deep in thought*
KnightsofSquare: (is to throw a brick through my neighbor's window)
KnightsofSquare: (And run off giggling like a schoolgirl)
Arch mage144: How often are you deep inside the castle, behind typical security?
KnightsofSquare: (This message will self destruct in BOOM)
J4deninj44: *giggles like a school girl* Alot, I guess. But I'm a schoolteacher, you see, so I have a lot of things to grade and stuff.
NebbieQ: That'd be one hell of a class-no pun intended, honest!
Mekta Satak Kai: *smirk*
Arch mage144: Hmm...so...given this...and that...and political impact...plus the cost of...and then there's the guard...*adding on his fingers*
Arch mage144: Thirty thousand, plus expenses, plus an additional fourty thousand for travel costs.
J4deninj44: My children love me to death. I wish I could take them all home with me. *hugs herself as if she's hugging a student*
Arch mage144: Total seventy-thousand plus expenses.
Mekta Satak Kai: Gracious. I'm impressed.
Mekta Satak Kai: And a bit jealous.
J4deninj44: Ooooooh! I'm a hefty price! I have to tell Hakaril!
Mekta Satak Kai: I'm sure he'd be thrilled.
NebbieQ: I dunno.
Arch mage144: He's the reason for the fourty-thousand in travel costs. I'd have to go somewhere he couldn't find me afterwards.
NebbieQ: I mean, he might get sorta worried.
J4deninj44: Oh, honey, he'd find you and rip your heart out through your throat but I'm THRILLED to be so expensive!
J4deninj44: *blushes a little*
Mekta Satak Kai: *nods to Zeke* And unfortunately under such circumstances I couldn't in good conscience offer you much aid.
Mekta Satak Kai: But we are all quite impressed.
NebbieQ: *giggles* Isha honor, to some!
Mekta Satak Kai: Good for you, Sirvix.
Arch mage144: That's okay, I don't like political targets anyway. *burps*
NebbieQ: (Sirvix: What kind of targets do you like? Zeke: Oh, the usual. Bullseyes, cardboard ducks, plush toys...)
Arch mage144: Besides. I don't like accepting hits on women.
KnightsofSquare: (One hundred forty thousand dollars for the assassination of a general's wife?)
KnightsofSquare: (he's...pretty cheap)
Mekta Satak Kai: Really?
Mekta Satak Kai: How odd. I wouldn't have guessed.
KnightsofSquare: (Not that I can confirm or deny getting price quotes on generals' wives)
NebbieQ: He'd rather hit on them. *giggles. Oh dear, she seems to be a bit past the tipsy scale*
Arch mage144: (I don't think we can convert it so simply =P)
Mekta Satak Kai: Ah, Marylin, that does seem to be part of it.
Arch mage144: (If we're thinking in terms of D&D, 70,000 gp is enough to live the rest of his life on)
Arch mage144: (...like fifty times over)
Arch mage144: You know it. *winks*
KnightsofSquare: (But this isn't D&D, and the gil isn't worth that much...although a currency wasn't specified)
NebbieQ: (You know, I bet there's a table for stuff like this in some D20 supplement.)
Mekta Satak Kai: Well, we all seem quite well-lubricated by now, don't we. *hiccups into the back of his hand* Except, of course, Mrs. Silvar.
Mekta Satak Kai: Who likely is at all times.
KnightsofSquare: (Although I agree that 70,000 gil would be enough to live the rest of his life on)
Arch mage144: (I did convert D&D gp to dollars once.)
Mekta Satak Kai: How is everyone?
KnightsofSquare: (Because Hakaril would make it very short)
Mekta Satak Kai: (Heh.)
Arch mage144: (You are correct)
NebbieQ: Good, good! Better than I was 'fore I came here, in fact.
Mekta Satak Kai: I try.
NebbieQ: (If you build a man a fire, eh'll be warm for a day. If yous et a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.)
Arch mage144: Hey, should you really be talking about how lubricated she is in public!? *smirks and grabs ahold of a nearby barrel for support*
Mekta Satak Kai: D'you think she minds? Sirvix, have I offended you?
J4deninj44: How? o.o
Mekta Satak Kai: See?
Arch mage144: Yeah, yeah, succubus, I gotcha.
J4deninj44: (Now Merlot...would have smacked someone by now.)
Arch mage144: How 'bout you, miss? *looks at Marilyn* You offended?
Mekta Satak Kai: Sirvix, dearest, how is your Sheryl Templar?
J4deninj44: It's delicious! I'll be certain to order these from now on.
Mekta Satak Kai: Well. There's my good deed for the day, then.
Arch mage144: (You know, for both convenience and efficiency, there's nothing like blackberry Smirnoff in pink lemonade.)
J4deninj44: (I will surely have to try this.)
NebbieQ: (Sorry, feeding the annimals)
NebbieQ: Well, you can't do worse than waht's been done already...
Arch mage144: (You can pretty much use any of the fruity vodkas. Citrus, raspberry and blackberry all work equally well.)
J4deninj44: (I need to party with you guys one day.)
Mekta Satak Kai: (Hey. Take it to IM, alkies.)
Arch mage144: Oh, can't I? *eyebrows*
J4deninj44: (*hiccup*)
Mekta Satak Kai: Oh, dear. Now you've got him going.
NebbieQ: Do it, and you'll have more to worry 'bout than the general.
Arch mage144: (I take offense to being referred to as alkie, miss "sure I'll have more wine!")
Mekta Satak Kai: Ha. Well-played, Marylin.
NebbieQ: *Beams*
Arch mage144: Aw, now you've hurt my feelings!
Mekta Satak Kai: (I'm not drunk. I'm just feeling quite elegant.)
Mekta Satak Kai: Oh, sorry. I didn't mean to wound you, Zeke.
Mekta Satak Kai: How can I make it up to you. Another drink?
J4deninj44: Silly, mercenary, feelings are for the people you kill.
CelestinaStar has entered the room.
NebbieQ: IM: Awwwwkwaaaard...
NebbieQ: *Sip*
Mekta Satak Kai: (Marylin is totally playing the straightman in this wacky act.)
Mekta Satak Kai: (Someone has to be normal or it just isn't funny.)
NebbieQ: (How is this different than any of my other characters?)
Mekta Satak Kai: (Truth.)
NebbieQ: (Exception being Martillo.)
NebbieQ: (I mean, there's no way a luchador paladin can be a straight man.)
Mekta Satak Kai: (Agreed.)
NebbieQ: (I mean, Dan shows that a straight up paladin can be, but the luchador mask makes everything wacky.)
Mekta Satak Kai: (Something need to happen because we're getting drunk and slowing down. We need more wackiness!)
Arch mage144: >_>
Arch mage144: ......
J4deninj44: (Wackiness or a scene change...)
Arch mage144: ...man, I've gotta pee.
NebbieQ: (Sonc cue!)
NebbieQ: ...thanks for the weather report.
Arch mage144: Be back shortly. *walks about ten feet away to a nearby wall--the sound of a zipper ensues*
Mekta Satak Kai: *dutifully looks away* Well.
Mekta Satak Kai: I, not having similar urges, have no reason to part with you all just yet. What are all of your plans for the evening?
NebbieQ: (Finally, someone brings historical accuracy to this pseudo medieval/renaissance setting.)
J4deninj44: *watches* Hm...not bad. <.< Summon a large...hill.
NebbieQ: Not much...just finish up some paperwork for the boss, I guess...
NebbieQ: Thas' not due til later on, though.
Arch mage144: *still within earshot, looks over his shoulder* Paperwork!?
NebbieQ: Hey, some of us got real jobs! And not real pleasant ones, either!
Mekta Satak Kai: What do you do?
Arch mage144: *zips up and walks back over* Whaaat, you think my job isn't a real job?
NebbieQ: Research, mostly, though my boss just uses me as an errand girl. e_e;
Arch mage144: You put up with that? *drinks*
Mekta Satak Kai: *sudden serious interest* What do you research?
NebbieQ: I didn't get top marks in Gunnir just to get him his tea, you know!
Arch mage144: Gunnir, huh?
NebbieQ: Oh, enchantments, mostly,and magic...stuff.
NebbieQ: Yeah, Gunnir. Used to be a student.
Mekta Satak Kai: How extraordinary. What was your concentration?
NebbieQ: Enchantments...benedi...di...good stuff...and bad stuff...how to make things better an' worse for people.
Arch mage144: ...oh, whoa, one of those mages!
NebbieQ: Those mages?
Mekta Satak Kai: Indeed. What sort of mage is this? I do a small bit of the same, you see.
Mekta Satak Kai: It might affect my going rate.
Arch mage144: Economics. Boring. *sip* Only part of economics I give a damn about is how much of it is in my pockets.
NebbieQ: ...no...that's not magic... that's like banking.
NebbieQ: Which most mages are terrible at, for some reason. o_o Tha's why most of them are poor as dirt.
Mekta Satak Kai: Well, I can speak for myself and say that... unlike most mages I have few to no practical skills of any sort.
Mekta Satak Kai: Impairs my earning potential somewhat.
Arch mage144: Being an entertainer isn't practical?
Mekta Satak Kai: Well. Not reliable as a source of income. Today is likely going to get me through the rest of Falisara.
NebbieQ: I wouldn't mind bein' an entertainer...better n' my own boss...
NebbieQ: But I'm not that entertaining so I'm stuck doing busywork til I make a real good discovery.
Mekta Satak Kai: What are you researching?
Mekta Satak Kai: I mean, specifically, if you're at liberty to say.
NebbieQ: Probably..lil...probablylility.
Mekta Satak Kai: *head tilt*
NebbieQ: The bossman made a killing with enchantments making stuff real strong, so now he's got cash to research weird stuff.
NebbieQ: It's just a fancy word for luck.
Mekta Satak Kai: IM: How odd. I think I've only finished a couple of beers, and am somehow responsible for completely impairing everyone around me.
Mekta Satak Kai: IM: Interesting.
Arch mage144: So, does that mean...
NebbieQ: (Poor Marylin's a light weight, I'm afraid.)
Arch mage144: ...you know how to help people get lucky?
NebbieQ: Yeah!
Mekta Satak Kai: ...well, everyone knows that.
Mekta Satak Kai: But I suspect she can apply the skill somewhat more generally.
NebbieQ: Tha's not all, though...he's also workin' with a guy that does medicine.
Arch mage144: How 'bout me? *eyebrows*
NebbieQ: Making people feel real good, or feel real bad.
NebbieQ: You? Uh...
NebbieQ: Hm.
NebbieQ: Cut your hair, maybe? That'd make you look real professional.
Mekta Satak Kai: *smothers a laugh*
Arch mage144: I am real professional. *grins* At everything.
NebbieQ: Yeah,b ut now you'll actually look it.
J4deninj44: (Gah, crazy hamster. *backlogs*)
NebbieQ: (Now the cat has gone from eating my face to hunting invisible monsters. I truly appreciate this.)
Arch mage144: (Ours is...sleeping.)
Arch mage144: You trying to tell me my hairstyle isn't professional!?
J4deninj44: First impressions are everything...
NebbieQ: Well, it's kinda longish, isn't it? Not bad if you want to look pretty or something, but that'd get in the way when fighting or smashing windows, wouldn't it?
NebbieQ: I mean, mine gets int he way just when doing normal stuff.
Arch mage144: Naaaah. I tie it back, see?
NebbieQ: Ah, cunning!
Arch mage144: If I'm on a job, I just make sure to use more ties.
Mekta Satak Kai: More? Do you braid it or what? I've never had hair that long. I have little frame of reference for it.
Arch mage144: Yeah, braiding works.
Mekta Satak Kai: *has a brief mental image of Zeke with Princess Jasmine-type hair*
Mekta Satak Kai: *shakes it off*
NebbieQ: (Does he have the headband?)
Mekta Satak Kai: (I hope not. I hope he doesn't have anything she wears.)
NebbieQ: I couldn't do that, my hair would just get tangled.
NebbieQ: But good for you!
KnightsofSquare: (He has the pants)
J4deninj44: (Do I feel like starting an engine of chaos.)
Arch mage144: Yeah, I'm good!
Mekta Satak Kai: (Amanda, yes you do.)
NebbieQ: Or not...ungood, at least.
Mekta Satak Kai: (I'm drunk. If I slow down now I'll fall asleep.)
J4deninj44: (Vrrrooooom vrooooooooom!)
J4deninj44: *Markus wakes up from from his drunken stupor and looks around*
J4deninj44: Markus: My head feels like it's swimming... Oh dear...we've....fallen asleep in the streets.
Mekta Satak Kai: Markus old chap! How are you!
Mekta Satak Kai: *goes to offer him a hand up*
J4deninj44: Markus:*Wobbling like a weeble, he takes Toma's hand*
Mekta Satak Kai: (*Thomas.)
Arch mage144: (At least he won't fall down.)
Arch mage144: Bah, fuckin' senators.
Arch mage144: Don't need your beur...boyeur...wardrobocraacy!
Mekta Satak Kai: ....
NebbieQ: ...that's not a real word, just so you know.
Mekta Satak Kai: Indeed.
J4deninj44: Markus: I need a Detoxification spell. Oh...my head....
NebbieQ: Well, there's a white mage guild somewhere round here, I think...
Arch mage144: Your...your lingual proficiency is not so impressive as my own!
Mekta Satak Kai: Here, Markus.
Arch mage144: ...I, on the other hand...am a cunning linguist.
Mekta Satak Kai: I haven't had as much, and I'll see that you're ...well, seen to.
J4deninj44: Markus:Oh...Thank you...Thomas.
Mekta Satak Kai: *glances to Zeke* Always an admirable trait, if applied wisely.
Arch mage144: You bet!
NebbieQ: You don't seem so cunning to me.
Mekta Satak Kai: *offers Markus an elbow to lean on because, despite being really really weak, Isaac is the only sober one here, really*
NebbieQ: Need help, Thomas?
Mekta Satak Kai: I think I'm all ri---
Arch mage144: That's just because I haven't had a chance to show you how good I am.
Mekta Satak Kai: IM: I think she doesn't want to be left with Zeke and Sirvix.
Mekta Satak Kai: Actually.
Mekta Satak Kai: Perhaps I could use some assistance.
NebbieQ: Kay! Always glad to lend a hand.
NebbieQ: *Goes over to Markus' other side to act as support.*
NebbieQ: *She stumbles a bit as she walks, but all in all, she's better off than the senator.*
J4deninj44: *follows along admiring the festivities*
NebbieQ: So, where're'we taking the guy?
J4deninj44: *Markus stumbles forward, trying to keep his footing and the world from spinning*
Arch mage144: IM: Not gonna get any from her, too uptight.
Arch mage144: IM: ...could get some from him, but do I want it?
Mekta Satak Kai: Oh, likely to the closest temple. See if we can't do something about the poor fellow.
Arch mage144: IM: I can soooo do better than that.
Mekta Satak Kai: (It would shut Quinn up, Zeke.)
Mekta Satak Kai: (Is it worth it?)
Arch mage144: IM: ...but Quinn's always...
Arch mage144: IM: ...what do you say to a guy to tell him you want to sleep with him?
Arch mage144: IM: ...what do I want people to say when they want to sleep with me?
Mekta Satak Kai: (....)
NebbieQ: (So, petty spite shifts Zeke's rating on the Kinsey scale.)
Mekta Satak Kai: (Indeed.)
Mekta Satak Kai: (But this is an odd sort of internal dilemma. The only kind Zeke likely ever has.)
Mekta Satak Kai: (It's taking me logner to type.)
J4deninj44: *They reach the Temple of Ashura! The priests are cleaning the grounds from revellers dirt*
NebbieQ: Good evening, sirs!
CGNakibe has left the room.
Mekta Satak Kai: Hullo! Could we request some constitutional cleansing for our compromised comrade?
NebbieQ: He's kinda drunk, you see.
J4deninj44: Priest: Evening! Oh, had too much to drink, eh? Come in, come in. *sets his broom aside and goes into the temple*
NebbieQ: *Begins lugging the senator in*
J4deninj44: Priest: *The Priest ges to a large wooden cabinet and pulls out a vial of think pink liquid and pours the Senator a glass of water* Here take this and then drink all of this. You'll be fine in half and hour.
J4deninj44: Markus: *does as he's told and nearly gags on the potion and quickly drinks the water* Thank you, sir.
Mekta Satak Kai: Thank you ever so much, sir. I'll be funding this for him, seeing as he's a foreign dignitary and entitled to a certain degree of hospitality.
Mekta Satak Kai: Despite the fact that I am not a Doman citizen, I feel somewhat responsible for him.
Arch mage144: *didn't follow the others to the temple; is instead sitting on a barrel drinking what's left os his lager from earlier*
Arch mage144: IM: Whoa, you know something?
J4deninj44: Markus: *looks to Thomas and Marylin* Thank you for helping me. *belches* Oh...my.
Arch mage144: IM: Standing is hard.
NebbieQ: Hey, it's not a problem...
Mekta Satak Kai: Oh, think nothing of it.
NebbieQ: Just try to get less drunk next time, okay?
Mekta Satak Kai: Oh, nonsense. Try to drink someplace more hospitable, if nothing else.
J4deninj44: Markus: I swear of alcohol! It's truly the devil's syrup.
NebbieQ: Yeah, the big blue haired guy had to put you on a cart.
NebbieQ: So that way, you'd only be smashed once instead of many times.
Mekta Satak Kai: Markus, my dear man. You're fine. In moderation, all things are productive and a potential learning experience.
Mekta Satak Kai: So explore. Just do so in familar company if you can.
J4deninj44: M: *belches again, each time feeling less and less inebriated. He shakes he head* No thank you.
J4deninj44: M: I've come here with a special mission. *pulls a scroll from his toga. It's a little smashed and crumpled* I need to deliver this to the king or a high ranking official.
NebbieQ: Well, we were speaking to a high ranking official's wife, does she count?
J4deninj44: M: I...I suppose so.
NebbieQ: Do ou think she counts, Thomas? You know her better than I do.
Mekta Satak Kai: ....Yes. Well, yes.
Mekta Satak Kai: I would say that the lady Sirvix is more than qualified to act as an emissary for her husband, who could be an emissary for Doma.
Mekta Satak Kai: Thus she is a grand-emissary and certainly qualified.
NebbieQ: So, let's get it to her while he sobers up, and she can take it from there since she's sober!
NebbieQ: That's logic. *sage nod*
J4deninj44: *Not stepping on holy ground, oh no, but rather sits outside, playing with James*
Mekta Satak Kai: *walks out* Sirvix, madame. I believe that one of our esteemed emissaries has something of import to discuss with you. Perhaps we ought to bring him back out?
Valkyrie Shan has entered the room.
J4deninj44: (HEY SHANNY!)
KnightsofSquare: (...?)
pd Rydia has left the room.
J4deninj44: Oh? Surely! I love meeting new people.
GC130A: (She wanted to see Kai RP drubnk.)
Valkyrie Shan: (I did not. I'm here for RP)
Mekta Satak Kai: (I'm actually okay in this chat. It's a skill developed from years of dissociative identity disorder.)
pd Rydia has entered the room.
pd Rydia: (there!)
J4deninj44: (HI DIA!)
pd Rydia: (hi hi!)
pd Rydia: (someone's RPing sex demons!)
J4deninj44: (*gives Hai-chan the secret DiD handshake*)
J4deninj44: (I loves teh sex...demons!)
KnightsofSquare has left the room.
J4deninj44: *Is already on his way out, a bit steadier than before*
NebbieQ: *Helping him keep steady*
J4deninj44: Who is that...scantily clad woman?
Mekta Satak Kai: *assists!*
NebbieQ: The high ranking official's wife.
Mekta Satak Kai: She's the highly-respected wife of the general of this nation's army, and a formidable force in her own right.
CelestinaStar has left the room.
Mekta Satak Kai: You may safely convey any message to her, and it will reach its rightful audience.
J4deninj44: ... ... Are...are you sure? She looks of questionable morals...
Mekta Satak Kai: Now.
NebbieQ: This whole place is of questionable morals.
Mekta Satak Kai: I will tolerate many things and attribute them merely to disparate cultural mores.
Mekta Satak Kai: But Sirvix Silvar is above question.
Mekta Satak Kai: And it would behoove you to remember that.
Mekta Satak Kai: She will see that your concerns are dealt with.
Mekta Satak Kai: (Wow. I typed akll those words.)
Mekta Satak Kai: (Thank God Isaac is sosber.)
Mekta Satak Kai: (Because the rest of us aren't.)
J4deninj44: o_o Oh...I see...*walks over to Sirvix and hands her a scroll* Miss, it is with great importance that you deliver this message. OH! Certainly! Hakaril loves getting messages. It gives him something to do. *winks*
blender_bunny@mac.com: (Remember Ashely, your drunk for both of us.)
Mekta Satak Kai: (Oniichan. you are my Oniichan asnd i am drunk for you.)
blender_bunny@mac.com: (Excellent)
pd Rydia: (Oh! It's Isaac you're RPing!)
pd Rydia: (Well this is just one awesome RP)
Mekta Satak Kai: (When did you get here? *scrolls up*)
Mekta Satak Kai: (oooh.)
Mekta Satak Kai: (The alliteration was earlier when he was getting tipped for it. Now he's managed to get evreynong stumbling drunk without drinking all that much himself.)
Mekta Satak Kai: (He has also flirted with Zeke and been Sirvix's token male-friend-of-questionable-sexual-orientation.)
pd Rydia: (so! Where's this party at?)
Mekta Satak Kai: (Street.)
NebbieQ: I think I should be heading home...my head's a bit fuzzy.
J4deninj44: Oh, well, it was good talking to you.
NebbieQ: Still, it was good meeting you, Thomas. We should talk more when we're not drinking.
Mekta Satak Kai: Ah, well. Do be sure to track me down if you're ever in need of diversion from the daily doldrums of your occupation.
NebbieQ: And, Sirvix, you were... *pauses* Interesting!
Mekta Satak Kai: I'm always available, and provided I survive the next few days or weeks, I should be for a while yet.
Mekta Satak Kai: Have a good evening and take care. *typical sweeping bow*
J4deninj44: ^_^
Mekta Satak Kai: (It's sio weird. I type for him and then I can't remember what I typed. I go back and marvel that the words are right.)
NebbieQ: You do the same!
Mekta Satak Kai: (I mean, letters and evceythign.)
NebbieQ: *Waves to the group, and walks off.*
NebbieQ: </Marylin>
J4deninj44: Well, I'm off to find my hubby. *hugs Horatio and kisses him on the forehead* Ta-tah lovely
Mekta Satak Kai: Ah, take care, madame. Tell the general I said hello, and do take care yourself.
Mekta Satak Kai: Have a lovely evening.
J4deninj44: Well...Doma is full of interesting folk...
Mekta Satak Kai: We try and look out for one another, odd bunch that we are.
Mekta Satak Kai: I count myself among their number when I'm here and seldom regret it.
J4deninj44: Markus: Secretly...it is my hope to return. *smiles*
Mekta Satak Kai: Well, should you find an opportunity to do so, you are always welcome.
J4deninj44: I'm rather curious about you all and to see how a goverment such as this even manages to function!
Mekta Satak Kai: Ah, well. There's a republican body similar to your own, with the monarchy really a holdover from older days of government.
Mekta Satak Kai: Charles Domanada has gone to quite some lengths to see that the citizens are given a proper voice, but like all monarchs seems a little wary of...well....
Mekta Satak Kai: Running the circus from the monkey cage, as they say.
Mekta Satak Kai: So we'll yet see how the Domans turn out, eh?
J4deninj44: Truly... I best collect my drunken friends and get them to an inn.
Mekta Satak Kai: Excellent. I will escort you should such a thing become necessary.
Mekta Satak Kai: Now, assuming they're where we left them, there should be little enough difficulty, all told.
J4deninj44: Indeed.
Arch mage144: *sitting up against a wall, singing*
J4deninj44: *They return to gather up the unconscious Senators*
Mekta Satak Kai: (What's he singing?)
Mekta Satak Kai: (Vyooo way ooooo...)
Arch mage144: Five hundred tweeeenty one thousand six hundred minuuuuutes...
Mekta Satak Kai: (ohm va ya raaay)
Mekta Satak Kai: (oh, wait. he 's not a BrunnenG)
Arch mage144: ...wait, that's not it...
Arch mage144: Five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred MIIIIINUTES...
Arch mage144: How did I measure last year?
Arch mage144: In women I slept with, of course, and in bastards I shot in the face!
Arch mage144: Hahaha! *chug*
Mekta Satak Kai: *to Zeke* And in glasses of Valthka.
Mekta Satak Kai: I would assume.
Arch mage144: Don't you fucking know it!
Arch mage144: Valthka's awful bland by itself, say, though. I prefer other spirits.
Mekta Satak Kai: As do I. I find I have a penchant for wine, myself. Speedy enough when you factor in the improved flavor and excuse for prodigious pretention.
Arch mage144: Damn right.
Mekta Satak Kai: At any rate, I would advise some care in your choice of drinking companions. A truly dedicated libertine could likely get you a good deal more intoxicated than you had perhaps planned to be.
Mekta Satak Kai: But you are not my child, and I don't need to worry about you. Correct?
Arch mage144: Mmm...you sure as hell do not!
Arch mage144: So, like, you going to turn into a woman again?
Mekta Satak Kai: I don't think so. I doubt I could do so thoroughly enough to suit you, my new friend.
Mekta Satak Kai: To that end, you will have to go find a genuine female to pass the time.
Arch mage144: Well, shit.
Arch mage144: ...*looks thoughtful in that way really drunk people occasionally do*
Arch mage144: I dunno, might be able to handle a halfway illusion...
Mekta Satak Kai: *leans down over the seated mercenary and pats Zeke on the cheek*
Mekta Satak Kai: You are a billygoat.
Mekta Satak Kai: But you're a drunk billygoat.
Mekta Satak Kai: I think I'll leave you to your business this evening.
Mekta Satak Kai: Have a good one!
Arch mage144: Oooookay!
Mekta Satak Kai: Take care! *leaves with a hat tip to Zeke*
Mekta Satak Kai: </Isaac>
Arch mage144: </Zeke>
J4deninj44: </everyoneelse>
Mekta Satak Kai: </RP!>
J4deninj44: TADA!!!!
Mekta Satak Kai: Yay!
Mekta Satak Kai: See, Isaac could totally have gotten Zeke liquored up and taken advantage of him. But he didn't because he's not a total asshole.
Mekta Satak Kai: Also because he isn't Quinn. >_>
Arch mage144: XD
Arch mage144: Well then.
Arch mage144: It's almost too bad.
J4deninj44: Zeke needs some man ass.
Arch mage144: Zeke's ultimately rather sleep with some dude than not sleep with anyone at all, I think.
Mekta Satak Kai: That's bizarre, Brian.
Arch mage144: No it isn't!
Mekta Satak Kai: Quinn is a bad influence on Zeke.
Arch mage144: Some sex > no sex
Mekta Satak Kai: Well, he can go find Isaac another tiem.
Mekta Satak Kai: *time
Arch mage144: But presumably at that point he will have found a woman
Mekta Satak Kai: Isaac just didn't want what seemed like his first time with a guy to be, like, date-rape. Doubleplusungood.
Arch mage144: Someimes it just takes some persuasion, no?
Arch mage144: ! of persuasion.
Mekta Satak Kai: Isaac doesn't roll that way, dawg.
Arch mage144: Not like Corrigan
Arch mage144: ?
Mekta Satak Kai: >_<
Mekta Satak Kai: The idea that any character of mine has been in a position to take advantage of Zeke of all people... freaks me out a little, I'll be honest.
NebbieQ: Marilyn wuld have had sexy adventuer, if it wasn't for the fact that she has no experience in the field.
NebbieQ: She spent most of her teenage years studying instead of interacting with other people.
NebbieQ: And somehow, despite being one of the few sober people here, I cannot type.
Mekta Satak Kai: Isaac would likely not have slept with Marylin. She seemed... I don't know. Off limits, and in need of chivalrous representation at times.
NebbieQ: How noble.
Mekta Satak Kai: He's not a bad guy!
NebbieQ: He is a swell guy.
NebbieQ: He gave her free cocktails.
Mekta Satak Kai: He is. I actually created him as a pseudo-NPC and then he made fun happen, so I ended up keeping him as a PC.
Mekta Satak Kai: I introduced him once to embarass Holly.
Mekta Satak Kai: Holly had a crush on a boy, so I brought in her father to make her freak out.
NebbieQ: Oh my.
Mekta Satak Kai: Isaac actually ended up giving this guy "the talk" and the guy was completely oblivious.
NebbieQ: Hahaha.
Mekta Satak Kai: Summary:
Mekta Satak Kai: Isaac: "I know a bit about you, and you're a good man. Act like it and we'll have no problems!"
Mekta Satak Kai: Guy: "Wha...." o_O
Mekta Satak Kai: Holly could have just withered up and died.
NebbieQ: Like a flower in the summertime.
Mekta Satak Kai: Yeah. More or less.
Mekta Satak Kai: She's thirty times the virgin anyone else around could ever imagine.
Mekta Satak Kai: So it was funny.
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Mekta Satak Kai: Sorune tried to get her to undress this guy once.
Mekta Satak Kai: And then suggested she share a bed with him for the night.
Mekta Satak Kai: She freaked out quietly and refused.
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J4deninj44: o__o
Mekta Satak Kai: Yeah. You should not torment Holly with things she isn't ready to address, like sex with boys.
Mekta Satak Kai: I mean, other people do it, and that's wonderful because sex makes people happy.
J4deninj44: How old is Holly?
Mekta Satak Kai: It's just that OH GOD it is NOT something that happens in her life.
Mekta Satak Kai: She's seventeen or eighteen.
Mekta Satak Kai: So she has feelings for boys. She just... has never done anything about it.
J4deninj44: Oh my.
Mekta Satak Kai: Yeah.
Mekta Satak Kai: You've RPed with her, haven't you?
Mekta Satak Kai: Holly?
J4deninj44: OOOOOH
J4deninj44: I remember her!
Mekta Satak Kai: Yeah. Isaac is her father.
J4deninj44: And her mother?
J4deninj44: Have I RPEd with her?
Mekta Satak Kai: Well, that's complicated.
Mekta Satak Kai: Holly doesn't precisely have one.
Mekta Satak Kai: She's adopted. Which is why she's human and her father is an elf.
Mekta Satak Kai: As far as she knows, Isaac picked her up in an orphanage, because that's what he told her.
Mekta Satak Kai: She's okay with this. It just... isn't true.
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Mekta Satak Kai: AIM issues?
Orewadare: Huttah.
Orewadare: No just changing names.
Mekta Satak Kai: *nod*
Mekta Satak Kai: If I weren't GMing tomorrow I would suggest we drag Tassi and Sirvix into an RP.
Mekta Satak Kai: Hak and Darin are best friends.
Mekta Satak Kai: It's silly that their woman have not compared notes.
J4deninj44: THis is true.
Mekta Satak Kai: Belatedly: *women
Mekta Satak Kai: Hell, it's possible we could do it anyway.
Mekta Satak Kai: We'll see. When do you work?
Mekta Satak Kai: Weekends off, ja?
J4deninj44: Yeah.
Mekta Satak Kai: Keen./
Mekta Satak Kai: *-/
J4deninj44: And I get home at 11ish.
Mekta Satak Kai: A.M. or P.M.?
J4deninj44: PM.
Mekta Satak Kai: Aie. Okay. Hm.
Mekta Satak Kai: Brian gets up at seven the next morning, so I don't know how much time we'll realistically have tomorrow.
J4deninj44: Well, I go to work at 1:20 so I could be up in the early morn.
Mekta Satak Kai: Hrm.
Mekta Satak Kai: So "weekends off" means "working at different times."
Mekta Satak Kai: Alas.
J4deninj44: Oh know
J4deninj44: M-F: 1:20 to 11 including commute.
J4deninj44: So I'm completely open to waking up early tomorrow for RP.
J4deninj44: I have nothing better to do.
Mekta Satak Kai: Tomorrow is Sunday. o_O
Mekta Satak Kai: You... don't work tomorrow.
Mekta Satak Kai: So... maybe RP at some point?
J4deninj44: Yes!
Mekta Satak Kai: Well. Gee whiz.
Mekta Satak Kai: Let's do it, then.
Mekta Satak Kai: I think bedtime is soon.
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