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MajorGeneralTso has entered the room.
CGNakibe: (HELLO I AM NIGERIAN ROYALTY!)
CGNakibe: (PLEASE HELP ME EVEN THOUGH I CAN BARELY SPELL NIGERIAN. OR ROYALTY)
pd Rydia has entered the room.
Besyanteo: (That's Roleplay. :-( )
TheWaiChibiAngel has entered the room.
Arch mage144 has entered the room.
blender_bunny@mac.com: (THAT IS SAD)
CGNakibe: (Royalty, roleplay. Same difference)
blender_bunny@mac.com: (SAD LIKE DEAD PUPPIES)
blender_bunny@mac.com: (RPGWW Owner: what is roleplay?)
Besyanteo: (Oy.)
pd Rydia: (Not ready to RP at the moment, as I have a pressing need to watch more Tokyo Mew Mew)
Lithaladhwen: (Okay. Who wants to play?)
Besyanteo: (Shore.)
blender_bunny@mac.com: (Sea.)
CGNakibe: (Vaguely interested and inspired here)
pd Rydia: (What is roleplay? A miserable little pile of characters. But enough OOC, have at you!)
MajorGeneralTso: (...Depends on where and what, I suppose. *Waits*)
Besyanteo: (*hugs Dia*)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (What is roleplay? Baby don't cause me HP damage. Don't cause me HP damage no more.)
pd Rydia: (Koss actually)
Besyanteo: (Ah!)
pd Rydia: (But we collaborated on the "miserable little pile of secrets" reference)
Besyanteo: (=D)
Besyanteo: (I hug both of oyu then)
CGNakibe: (*hugs Mike anyway.*)
CGNakibe: (Mike is compelled to hug Dia for me.)
Besyanteo: (SO)
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Fucking shit I just dropped my dinner.*
Besyanteo: (First Gen, amahright?)
Besyanteo: (Chris: :-( )
Lithaladhwen: (I could go first or second.)
Lithaladhwen: (Shini: =( )
pd Rydia: (no u r not rite)
MajorGeneralTso: (I need a 2nd Gen character...)
MajorGeneralTso: (...One of these days...)
Besyanteo: (We can do second gen if people like.)
pd Rydia: (I'm fine either way, I just wanted to type that)
blender_bunny@mac.com: (Foist?)
pd Rydia: (That comma should be a semicolon, but do I care? No! I'm a rebel!)
Lithaladhwen: (Oniichan: You want first?)
pd Rydia: (A rebel with an improperly joined clause!)
blender_bunny@mac.com: (I am suggesting)
Lithaladhwen: (Nicely played, Koss.)
Lithaladhwen: (If you want it, come and claim it. Intro us up, Oniichan.)
MajorGeneralTso: (...Took me a moment to realize Mike was on Dia's name on and off.)
CGNakibe: (Mike proves proficiency with powerful punnage)
pd Rydia: (Mostly "on" at the moment)
MajorGeneralTso: (That works.)
Besyanteo: (Also: I always miss Mike's puns.)
Besyanteo: (unless he brings them down to my level. :-( )
blender_bunny@mac.com: (OH NOES PEOPLE RELYING ON ME D: )
Besyanteo: (PUT US IN A CAERN)
Besyanteo: (BWA HAHAHAHAHAHA)
pd Rydia: (Can't RP, must find out why Tokyo has just become a forest)
Besyanteo: (</private fun>)
blender_bunny@mac.com: (There is only one thing to do, CELEBRATE SPRING)
pd Rydia: (Sources tell us these mysterious occurances may have something to do with several flying persons seen recently)
THENinjaRabbi: (There is no spring. Only Zuul.)
pd Rydia: (There is only the Word)
pd Rydia: (And the Word is Daemon)
CGNakibe: (Mike makes me happy indeed.)
CGNakibe: (As does Adam)
MajorGeneralTso: (Explosions!)
T3chn0Namagomi has entered the room.
Besyanteo: (... So.)
Besyanteo: (Ah.)
MajorGeneralTso: (...Sooo.)
Besyanteo: (.... RP?)
MajorGeneralTso: (...I'unno.)
Lithaladhwen: (Oniichan: Ball's in your court, dude.)
Deus Fio has entered the room.
blender_bunny@mac.com: (You ask only for misfortune, I shall provide)
CGNakibe: (I care nothing for your talk.)
CGNakibe: (Your words are as empty as your soul!)
blender_bunny@mac.com: <RPIZZLE, FO'SHO>
CGNakibe: (RPGWW ill needs a savior such as you!)
Deus Fio: (What's going on?)
MajorGeneralTso: (Nothing, at the moment.)
blender_bunny@mac.com: Doma Park, for once in it's long life the snows are thawing. Grass, flowers, and other suitably green things that inspire the ideas of new life are beginning to sprout, bloom, and other such non-sense.
blender_bunny@mac.com: It has been three weeks since the anniversary of the Tackle-mak Murders.
Besyanteo: *Jeridan is here, reclining comfortably on a drier patch of grass, enjoyying a well earned day off in the sun*
CGNakibe: *Farwind, the young fox, is enjoying himself at the moment, playing among the bushes, pretending to pounce at butterflies*
Besyanteo: (I'll upload a picture of him for anyone who needs it. Description takes me too long these days.)
CGNakibe: *... what? A fox can't pounce things just for the hell of it every now and then?*
blender_bunny@mac.com: (No, no they can't.)
CGNakibe: =^.^=
CGNakibe: (Damn you! *shakes fist*)
MajorGeneralTso: (...A fox, eh...? I see your game...)
CGNakibe: Is ... um... nice day, yes?
pd Rydia: (It's rather clever)
CGNakibe: *to Jeridan out of the blue*
pd Rydia: (Clever...like a fox)
Besyanteo: *without opening his eyes* YEs... very nice. *hands behind his head, one leg propped up on his knee*
TheWaiChibiAngel: (I'm gonna need a description, Bes. I'm pictureblind.)
T3chn0Namagomi has left the room.
TheWaiChibiAngel: (I can't see images.)
Besyanteo: ( http://besyanteo.rpgww.org/images/1152249104.hiker_jeridan.jpg Red clothes, green eyes, chocolate brown fur)
Besyanteo: (Chris. =P)
MajorGeneralTso: (Yum...Chocolate.)
Lithaladhwen: (Shit. Nice.)
Lithaladhwen: (Where did this come from?)
Besyanteo: (Request I made to an artist on Fur Affinity.)
Besyanteo: (He wanted poses. I gave him one. :o)
CGNakibe: *scratches for a moment* Umm.... Shining sun make better than... um... snow?
CGNakibe: *frowns, and idly wonders for a moment if he got that right*
Besyanteo: *he oens and eye and looks at Farwind*
Besyanteo: IM: Ah ha.
Besyanteo: Yes, much better.
Besyanteo: *he closes his eyes again, and returns to sucking up warmth*
CGNakibe: *nods* Good. IM: Its weird learning a new "language". Very hard.
CGNakibe: IM: Am I even getting this right?
MajorGeneralTso: (...I guess I should jump in on this since it's on 2 people right now.)
CGNakibe: *yawns, just a tiny bit, and then goes back to messing with the local wildlife.*
CGNakibe: *squirrels beware! Farwind is here!*
MajorGeneralTso: *A black and white puppy, seemingly wolf or husky in nature, teases the Squirrels with his experienced hunting abilities as well! Which is to say...He can't catch one, but he doesn't stop trying...before he runs right into Farwind*
CGNakibe: *manages to ALMOST catch a tail before the thing scampers off, chittering angrily at him*
CGNakibe: *lets out a yip! and then a whine as he shakes his head*
CGNakibe: *looks up and at the puppy... then backs off just a bit.*
MajorGeneralTso: *Yips!...And falls onto his ass. But he's quick to get back to his four legged goodness, looking at Farwind and sniffing curiously...*
CGNakibe: *sniffs as well, and lets off a half-bark-half-whine, as if apologizing*
MajorGeneralTso: *Barks back! But goes right on sniffing. Now that contact has been made though, he redoubles his sniffing efforts and gets ever closer!*
MajorGeneralTso: (...Animals need to be able to take to each other.)
CGNakibe: *sniffs as well, just as a general greeting of sorts*
MajorGeneralTso: ... *Circles around and sniffs Farwind's bum. Because...That's what we do.*
CGNakibe: *off course!*
CGNakibe: *starts to lose interest and chase more squirrels.*
MajorGeneralTso: ...*Growls a bit and then tries to get the same squirrel that Farwind does, hopefully before him as well!*
Lithaladhwen: (This is a strange RP and I'm tempted to play Heinrich.)
CGNakibe: *sees this and starts to suddenly pick up the pace!*
blender_bunny@mac.com: (Lol I want to introduce Yadalli to Orcish pornstar some day =p)
Lithaladhwen: (Why Yadali?)
MajorGeneralTso: *Takes the challenge and makes a final pounce on the Squirrel!*
OnlineHost: MajorGeneralTso rolled 1 6-sided die: 2
MajorGeneralTso: *...Misses though, and hits the ground on his face*
blender_bunny@mac.com: (Because they'd talk about sex in a very literal and very socially awkward way :D)
Lithaladhwen: (Considering she's a virgin and he is a paid exhibitionist?)
CGNakibe: *yaps as if making fun of the puppy, and makes his OWN pounce*
OnlineHost: CGNakibe rolled 1 6-sided die: 6
Besyanteo: *snores lightly!*
blender_bunny@mac.com: (And they have very different concepts of sex than the societal norms)
CGNakibe: *The squirrel didn't know what hit it.*
Besyanteo: ("Breeding for the win!" "Pft. Money." "... *STAB*")
MajorGeneralTso: *Gets his head out of the ground and turns around to face Farwind, whining a bit in his failure to capture the prey...and victory.*
Lithaladhwen: (Yadali doesn't need everyone else to breed. She just damn well intends to do it.)
Besyanteo: (Also: You two tempted me to throw in chaos kitty)
MajorGeneralTso: *He gets another idea though...*
OnlineHost: MajorGeneralTso rolled 1 6-sided die: 2
MajorGeneralTso: *And gets up to pounce Farwind himself!...but slips and hits the ground again*
CGNakibe: *lets the poor squirrel go. Because really, it was never about the squirrel.*
CGNakibe: *and yelps as he sees a puppy pounce and miss*
MajorGeneralTso: *Whines and tries to get to his feet with pride!...but hangs his head, dejectedly. He chews some grass curiously while he's looking at it.*
Besyanteo: (screw it. Nothing else is going on.)
Lithaladhwen: (I might bring in Myrnal and Heinrich.)
Lithaladhwen: (But I don't feel like doing the obvious thing and playing Yadali to round out the nature-based shenanigans.)
Besyanteo: (Might is not enough incenteive to prvent kitty.)
CGNakibe: *the squirrel, for its part, scampers over Jeridan and up a tree in a frantic rush to get away from the crazy happy puppies*
blender_bunny@mac.com: (Hahaha)
Lithaladhwen: (If I bring in Myrnal, will there be a grownup for her to talk to?)
blender_bunny@mac.com: (Indeed)
Besyanteo: *he twitches, bats at his chest, and goes back to sleep*
blender_bunny@mac.com: (Wait which is Myrnal >_>)
Lithaladhwen: (I show.)
Besyanteo: (JEridan's still there; )
Besyanteo: (He just has to be woken up.)
CGNakibe: (Hey, Farwind can speak)
Besyanteo: (BArely. =P)
MajorGeneralTso: (Kino...can't speak. Common.)
CGNakibe: (Since Myrnal can speak Nekonian, she'll have a good presentation)
Besyanteo: (Also: I could do Odel instead, come to think of it.)
CGNakibe: (Only language Farwind doesn't maul)
MajorGeneralTso: (...Is there some Fluffy language to speak? <.<...)
Lithaladhwen: (She has a hard time in First Gen.)
MajorGeneralTso: (Maybe he could speak Fluffy.)
Besyanteo: (I keep thinking of the Schmuzies now.)
Lithaladhwen: (The best part is I don't have to change my font.)
Besyanteo: (:-( )
MajorGeneralTso: ...*Digs his head deeper into the ground and begins some ominous cracking noises with his mouth*
Lithaladhwen: *A brown-haired young woman in tan-colored pants and a tan-tunic is jogging nearby with a huge fuzzy dog. He comes up to her elbow now.*
Besyanteo: (Kino: *turns into demonic bone/insect dog. Spits acid at Farwind*)
Lithaladhwen: *He's a big fuzzy grey shaggy mess of exuberant DOG and oh, yeah is missing a leg in front.*
Lithaladhwen: <Myrnal and Heinrich>
CGNakibe: *happily wanders about, and is just happy feeling ALIVE in this sun*
MajorGeneralTso: (Bes:...Maybe that's not so far from the truth. >.>...)
CGNakibe: (Farwind: *DASHES off as fast as possible*)
Besyanteo: (Heh)
CGNakibe: *... holy shit HUGE DOG*
CGNakibe: *Hides!*
Besyanteo: *And...*
Besyanteo: A grasshopper land on Jeridan nose. Which causes him to sneeze!*
MajorGeneralTso: *Sees the Giant Dog!...And walks over to him, sniffing at it as well, Puppy Eyes wide with curiousity*
Besyanteo: *He sits up and rubs his nose* Bleh.
CGNakibe: *somehow has found a nearby bush to poke his head out of and watch*
Lithaladhwen: *The young woman ends up in the park and has to yank back on her leash to keep her dog from chasing after the others.*
Lithaladhwen: *Farwind has met Heinrich before in the Shining Blade!*
CGNakibe: *starts out from the bushes.... and then yaps excitedly!*
J4deninj44 has entered the room.
Lithaladhwen: (Hay Amanda!)
Besyanteo: * he streatches, and sits up in proper to admire the park for a while longer*
Besyanteo: (Heya Manda.)
CGNakibe: Um... Um...
CGNakibe: Hello!
J4deninj44: (Hey, bitches.)
MajorGeneralTso: *Butts his head against Heinrich's leg, wondering about their apparent size difference*
CGNakibe: Is.... nice? See you!
Lithaladhwen: *Heinrich jumps forward and breaks free of his mistress to greet this new dog in the manner of their people.*
Lithaladhwen: Myrnal: Oh, hell. Great.
Besyanteo: *he stands, and brushes off*
Besyanteo: IM: .... Huh. Now why does that woman look familiar...?
MajorGeneralTso: *Bum Sniffing All Around!*
CGNakibe: *greets Heinrich in the traditional, time-honored manner*
Lithaladhwen: *The dogs spin in ass-sniffing circles.*
Lithaladhwen: *Myrnal sighs* Well, at least he isn't running off.
MajorGeneralTso: *That sounds about right.*
J4deninj44: (Chars, besides, Myrnal, Bisc-Farwind, and Heinrich?
MajorGeneralTso: (...You know who I am.)
Besyanteo: ( Jeridan )
Besyanteo: (and Tai hints at being TDTLTTOBNL)
Besyanteo: *he heads on over!*
CGNakibe: Is... nice day.
Lithaladhwen: *to the fox* ....Yes.
Besyanteo: Park's just filled with canines today. 6_6
Lithaladhwen: Does everything here talk?
Besyanteo: *Does he see the irony? Gods, I hope so*
Besyanteo: Just about. It's Doma, after all.
Besyanteo: *extends a hand* Jeridan.
CGNakibe: *scratches his head a bit at that* Strange... place.
Lithaladhwen: Dammara.
MajorGeneralTso: *...Eventually becomes distracted by Heinrich's tail and tries to bite it*
Besyanteo: (I can tell this won't end well.)
Lithaladhwen: *Heinrich pounces Kino! He's only got one leg in front but he's huge and that helps.*
J4deninj44: *A Lanese female with an arm full of shopping bags walks by cursing. Finally she drops it and a mummifie head rolls out of one of the bags*
Besyanteo: <_<
Lithaladhwen: ....Hey lady. You dropped your corpse bits.
Besyanteo: IM: ... I hate the shit they sell at market these days.
OnlineHost: MajorGeneralTso rolled 1 6-sided die: 6
MajorGeneralTso: *Manages to escape from being squashed by the much bigger Dog!*
MajorGeneralTso: *Speeds over to the mummified head and locks his jaws onto it*
CGNakibe: >.>
J4deninj44: KINO!
Lithaladhwen: *Heinrich follows!*
Lithaladhwen: Gods damn it, Heinrich!
CGNakibe: *contents himself to watch at this*
Lithaladhwen: *she chases him down and grabs his trailing leash*
J4deninj44: Dammit all! *blows her hair out of her face* God damn, crazy grandmother.
Besyanteo: ... *stays away, with Farwind*
J4deninj44: Kino get that out of your mouth. You might get.....something.
MajorGeneralTso: *Sees Heinrich coming and tries to guard the Head with his life, standing his ground against impossible odds*
CGNakibe: Bleh.
Besyanteo: (Miang?)
J4deninj44: (Yep.)
Besyanteo: (!)
Besyanteo: (hot dman, rightthe first time.)
J4deninj44: *swishes her tail violently and goes to pick up the head and shove it back in a bag*
Besyanteo: ... This makes me glad I don't have a pet.
CGNakibe: *mutters to himself* =Weird dead thing in a tree-bag. I'm not touching that.=
MajorGeneralTso: ...*Whines when the head is stolen from him.*
Lithaladhwen: *Heinrich sniffs Kino's face to learn more about the thing that was just in there.*
Lithaladhwen: Are you speaking Nekonian?
Lithaladhwen: The fuck?
Besyanteo: IM: I should really learn that language. >_>;
Besyanteo: (That's to you Shaun. :-( )
CGNakibe: *whines in confusion for a moment as he looks up at Myrnal* *cocks his head to the side just a little as his tail makes its way baack and forth*
MajorGeneralTso: *Probably smells like corpse. And...mummies. Licks Heinrich's face though.*
Lithaladhwen: *Heinrich returns the favor and pounces again!*
OnlineHost: Lithaladhwen rolled 1 6-sided die: 2
CGNakibe: =Someone else who knows cat-speak?=
Lithaladhwen: (I say he takes a -1 for missing a leg.)
J4deninj44: Oh, you found a little friend, Kino. I'll cook him too.
Lithaladhwen: ....Uh... I heard a couple words I know.
Lithaladhwen: Watashi wa Minaru Sharienza desu...
Lithaladhwen: I know hellos, goodbyes, and my name.
CGNakibe: Watashi wa Farwind desu. =o.o=
MajorGeneralTso: *Zips out of the way again! Oh, to be small and quick!*
CGNakibe: =Pleased to meet you.=
Besyanteo: *heads back to his little dry spot!*
Lithaladhwen: ....Genki, Farwind?
J4deninj44: *starts gathering, potions, herbs, parts of...things*
MajorGeneralTso: *Hides behind Miang, looking at the big door from between her legs*
CGNakibe: *yips, just a bit* =^.^=
MischiefMink has entered the room.
Lithaladhwen: *whines and tilts his head far to the side, looking at the other dog*
J4deninj44: Don't hind behind me! *looks at Heinrich*
MajorGeneralTso: (Dog* Not door.)
J4deninj44: <Get you, damn walking meat dumpling.>
MajorGeneralTso: *Barks! And tries to egg the dog on from behind Miang, believing her to be an unpassable fortress! He sticks his bum high up and wags his tail excitedly*
Lithaladhwen: Sorry, Farwind. That's all I know.
Lithaladhwen: *Heinrich sits back, seeming somewhat at a loss.*
CGNakibe: Um. *looks thoughtful, tail slowly circling behind him as he does* Is... okay. Used to... this.
Lithaladhwen: Oh, Common is good.
J4deninj44: *stands up with her bags and looks back down at Kino* Go get him, boy. He's not as big as Dai-dai or Mei Mei.
J4deninj44: WHAT IS WITH ALL THE DAMN DOGS!!
Lithaladhwen: Sorry. The big scruffy one is mine.
CGNakibe: Not... good.
Lithaladhwen: His name is Heinrich.
J4deninj44: >:-(
CGNakibe: Common... um... learning.
CGNakibe: I?
MajorGeneralTso: Woof! *Runs and takes a flying leap at Heinrich!*
OnlineHost: MajorGeneralTso rolled 1 6-sided die: 2
CGNakibe: I am learning Common. =>.o=
Besyanteo: *lying down again by now*
MajorGeneralTso: *...But he more or less bounces right off. But with Conviction, dammit!*
OnlineHost: Lithaladhwen rolled 1 6-sided die: 5
Lithaladhwen: *Heinrich dodge!*
TheWaiChibiAngel: (Shaun: There was no unnessessary "Of" in there.)
Besyanteo: (=P)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (It should be either "I am of learning common" or "I am learning of common.")
Lithaladhwen: Damn it.
Lithaladhwen: Erhalten Sie unten, Heinrich!
CGNakibe: (Sir, yes sir!)
Lithaladhwen: *Heinrich whines and looks back because he's getting yelled at.*
MajorGeneralTso: *Barks as he misses, then expects some sort of counter attack, wincing in a puppy-like way!*
J4deninj44: Now that's how you talk to a dog.
CGNakibe: *yips just a bit, as if chuckling at all that's going on*
J4deninj44: <KINO!...GO MAKE ME LUNCH!>
J4deninj44: *points towards her house*
Lithaladhwen: Komm hier, Heinrich.
MajorGeneralTso: *Hears his name!...But just lets his tongue hang out and stares at Miang confusedly*
Lithaladhwen: Schnell!
MischiefMink has left the room.
Lithaladhwen: *Heinrich trots over to Myrnal, his tail down.*
J4deninj44: *glares down at the dog* It's not working.
CGNakibe: *frowns. So many weird words here*
Lithaladhwen: Fucking dogs. Good boy. *grabs his leash and scratches his ears, which cheers him up a little.*
J4deninj44: *remembers something* I need a fang from a wolf.
J4deninj44: *looks at a shopping list written in Lanese characters* ... *looks at Kino* ....*looks at Heinrich*
J4deninj44: *smiles in a slow wicked way*
Lithaladhwen: You keep away from my dog, you crazy broad.
MajorGeneralTso: *Trots his way over to Miang, sitting down at her feet*
J4deninj44: It's only got three legs, lady. I get you a better dog! I with for legs and a curse!
Besyanteo: <_<
Lithaladhwen: You touch my dog I'll turn you inside-out.
CGNakibe: >.>
Besyanteo: IM: ... Crap. Don't make me get involved. It's my fucking day off.
Lithaladhwen: *wraps Heinrich's leash around her hand a few more times*
J4deninj44: *raises her long eye brow and grins* You wish, gwailo.
TheWaiChibiAngel: *And nearby, there is a man.*
J4deninj44: I don't want you nasty rat dog anyway.
Besyanteo: (Is it Bear MAchine? :o)
TheWaiChibiAngel: *He's got his hands in the pockets of his black coat, and spikey black hair*
Lithaladhwen: And I don't want your stinking guts all over his new leash.
Lithaladhwen: So stick to the strays.
TheWaiChibiAngel: *And he's totally grinning like a maniac.*
TheWaiChibiAngel: So many dogs.
Besyanteo: (Ah.)
Besyanteo: (Heem.)
TheWaiChibiAngel: Is like markey back home.
Besyanteo: (I am totally not playying Yuji right now.)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (:D)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (They can't always be making people think there's something going on there.)
J4deninj44: The day you lay a hand on me is the day I turn into a hairless human. *holds up her paws* And I don't think that's happening. I said I don't want your rat.
Besyanteo: (Hee.)
Besyanteo: IM: ... I hear a Barian.
J4deninj44: (*scolds Miang for being belligerent*)
Besyanteo: *he sits up and looks around!*
Lithaladhwen: *smirks and yanks her dog back closer* Glad you understand.
Lithaladhwen: (Myrnal's "rat" comes up to about her elbow. Big rat.)
TheWaiChibiAngel: So many to choose. Zat vun looks juicy, but too hairy. Pain to cook.
Lithaladhwen: (Big dog. )
Besyanteo: (Miang's, like, a chinese grandmother though. Every dog not hers is a rat until she owns it.)
MajorGeneralTso: ...*Doesn't like the tone the two owners are taking with each other. Barks all friendly playful like to Heinrich though!*
J4deninj44: Tch. <Humans have no respect for elder races. Your mother was a whore,>gwailo.
Lithaladhwen: *Heinrich whines because everyone is being mean.*
J4deninj44: *flips her hair* ^_^ Have a nice day, ma'am.
blender_bunny@mac.com: (Wolf hounsds are nice dogs, dumb as a sack of bricks but nice)
CGNakibe: *just scratches his head at this exchange*
Lithaladhwen: (I never said Heinrich was smart.)
J4deninj44: (I want an Irish Wolfhound.)
Lithaladhwen: I will when you get your sorry scavenging ass someplace else.
TheWaiChibiAngel: (German Shepherds for the win. :-( )
Lithaladhwen: ( Just imagine little Hideki playing with one of these. )
CGNakibe: =Why can't two-legs just get along?=
Besyanteo: (Mom had a rottwiler that would bite the ass off of anyone who went over our fence instead of through the gate,)
Besyanteo: (but let me nearly bite w hole in it's ear when I was 2.)
Besyanteo: (a hole*)
Besyanteo: (Best dog mother ever had.)
Lithaladhwen: *to Farwind* What?
Besyanteo: (... or was it a doberman? Bah. One of the two.)
CGNakibe: *whines, partly because he doesn't want to get involved... and partly because he can't translate that very well* =>.o=
J4deninj44: *hisses at Myrnal* If you were any kind of person maybe your rat would have all four legs.
J4deninj44: What happen? You get hungry?
Besyanteo: IM: I see the drunk tank in your futures...
Lithaladhwen: My grandparents and I took him in. Maybe some scavenging bitch like you got hungry and then left him half-finished.
CGNakibe: (Miang is in fine form tonight, I see.)
Lithaladhwen: Who knows.
MajorGeneralTso: *Decides to do what all dogs do!...And runs away from his designated owner, puttering to a stop in front of Heinrich and panting*
J4deninj44: I'd have finished him off!
Lithaladhwen: *Heinrich whines and nose-pokes Kino. He yips happily that someone came to him instead.*
TheWaiChibiAngel: (Sounds more like a Doberman, bes.)
Besyanteo: (A Dobby then!)
Lithaladhwen: *shrugs* We think he got hit with a cart.
TheWaiChibiAngel: (Rottwielers are more prone to fits of violence, Dobermen only do that if raised poorly and not loyal.)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (Then again I may have that backwards.)
J4deninj44: <I'll hit you with a cart.>
Besyanteo: *and suddenly...*
MajorGeneralTso: *Poked, and happily...*
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Besyanteo: *There is a cat. On Miang's head.*
J4deninj44: AIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Besyanteo: *It's got mottled brown and black fur. It mioght be akitten!*
MajorGeneralTso: *Tries to leap onto Heinrich to gnaw him playfully. But...Can't quite make it onto the big dog's body*
Besyanteo: =6.6= Mew.
CGNakibe: *walks over to the other canines, and barks once*
J4deninj44: *grabs the thing off her head and glares at it*
Lithaladhwen: *Yelps like a puppy and tries to return the favor, but is likewise handicapped by missing a leg.*
J4deninj44: ....
Besyanteo: *And... her hand meets air*
Lithaladhwen: *looks down*
Besyanteo: *Myrnal, meanwhile, might see it just vanished*
Lithaladhwen: Well, dog. Looks like you're even. One small dog, and one huge cripple.
CGNakibe: (Displacer Kitty)
Besyanteo: (Chaos Kitty. ^^ No longer jsut for bugging Damian!)
J4deninj44: *drops her bags* I'm going to decimate this place into the ground!!
Besyanteo: *It's.... now by Farwind!*
Lithaladhwen: Yeah, you do that. You and everyone else, woman.
Lithaladhwen: You'll be the first to try and decimate Doma. Real creative.
CGNakibe: *sniff sniffs at the cat* =>.o= Strange
J4deninj44: *tail swishes violently*
Besyanteo: *In Nekonian* =That woman is nuts. I like her.=
MajorGeneralTso: *Settles for repeatedly butting his head against Heinrich's hind leg, trying to get him to...go somewhere? I dunno.*
Besyanteo: *it pads on over!*
J4deninj44: Look, you hairless, flightless, cultureless white TRASH!!! I don't care about you or any other GWAILO!!......Except Will, Tai, Kamos, and Aya...
Besyanteo: *back to Miang and Myrnal that is*
Lithaladhwen: *Heinrich sits, and then apparently tries to bowl Kino over onto the ground for ultimate puppy wrasslin'. Maybe he doesn't understand how big he is.*
J4deninj44: ....Other than that this place can BURN!
CGNakibe: =She seems pretty excitable to me. Eh.= *yawns lightly, which translates like a kind of shrug*
Lithaladhwen: Go ahead then. See how far you get.
Besyanteo: *and it looks up*
J4deninj44: ....6.6
Besyanteo: <Hey, Bitch.> =9.9=
Lithaladhwen: (Well-played, Cat.)
Besyanteo: <Daddy Naki won't like it if you burn Doma. Bad Chi.>
Besyanteo: *poof! gone.*
J4deninj44: !
Besyanteo: </Chaos Kitty>
MajorGeneralTso: *Is squuuuuashed! A muffled whine escapes from under Heinrich's bum*
J4deninj44: I do not have bad chi!
MajorGeneralTso: (...Damn. That Cat reminds me of someone.)
CGNakibe: =Very strange cat.= =o.o=
J4deninj44: <I have good chi!!>
Lithaladhwen: *Heinrich gets up and rolls over so that he's looking through the grass at Kino.*
J4deninj44: *sits down and takes deep breaths*
CGNakibe: *yawns... and suddenly there is a fox, and it playfully pounces at Kino*
Besyanteo: *meanwhile, on his side! Watching curiously*
Lithaladhwen: *Big excited bark at Farwind because people who play are great.*
CGNakibe: *return yip! Play is awesome like that*
MajorGeneralTso: *Isn't terrible flat. But definately lies there for a moment...before slowly turning his head to Heinrich, and getting pounced by Farwind!*
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J4deninj44: Calm....*whispers to herself* Lao Tse Long says When the spirit is calm like the see the vessel of the soul goes far....
Besyanteo: IM: Wonder if Griff knows that guy.
J4deninj44: sea*
MajorGeneralTso: *Is firmly secured by the Fox! But happily wrestles against him!*
J4deninj44: Contemplate this, Miang....Are you a calm sea or a VIOLENT RAGIN......*cough*Be the calm sea, Miang....
Lithaladhwen: *Watches the dogs with an amused smirk.*
Lithaladhwen: IM: Dogs are good.
J4deninj44: *inhaaaaaaales*
CGNakibe: (Answered her own question, eh?)
PapatymisonN has entered the room.
Lithaladhwen: (Myrnal, Heinrich, Kino, Farwind, Miang, and Jeridan. And a guy I don't know.)
Lithaladhwen: (Park, I think.)
PapatymisonN: (*opens his wallet* How much, my Nubian brother? ^_^)
J4deninj44: *stands up and walks over to the Myrnal, eyes closed* I am sorry, that my joke about your dog upset, oh Human One. I meant no dishonor to you.
J4deninj44: *bows* My soul is now calmed by contemplation and I will not make a mistake again...
Lithaladhwen: ....
Lithaladhwen: It's cool. I just didn't want you to fuck up my dog any worse than he already is.
J4deninj44: IM: Calm sea. Calm sea. Calm sea. Calm sea.
J4deninj44: IM:...Miaaaaaang......Doooooon't.....
CGNakibe: *wrestles at Heinrich's HUGE legs*
Lithaladhwen: *is somewhat ungainly because he's missing one of those legs, and Farwind manages to pull him down*
PapatymisonN: *and in the park today walks... the king! Looking quite approachable with his well-pressed green and red garments... oh, and his starblades at his side*
Besyanteo: ......
J4deninj44: I would never harm an animal as noble as a dog. Ming Lin Hse says that dogs are the companions of warriors....
Besyanteo: IM: Oh son of the whore of Gwaag.
MajorGeneralTso: *Decides to team up with his once formidable foe to attack the bigger guy! He jumps Heinrich as well!*
Besyanteo: IM: Why are you here?
Lithaladhwen: *Heinrich is totally toppled down by the other two!*
Lithaladhwen: Yeah, well. Looks like he's getting his ass kicked. 6_6
CGNakibe: *yips with VICTOLY!*
Lithaladhwen: Good for 'im. It'll do him good.
Besyanteo: *And so the BArian is totally forgotten as Jeridan watched the King out for a stroll*
J4deninj44: Hm.
J4deninj44: Ah, it's Aya's good for nothing husband.
MajorGeneralTso: *Sings howls of Praise atop his victory!!!*
Besyanteo: (watches* ...hate typoes.)
PapatymisonN: *approaches his old pal Myrnal* Myrnal! ^_^
PapatymisonN: ...
PapatymisonN: Hello... have... we met? o.o
Lithaladhwen: Hey, uh.. Charles.
J4deninj44: No. But I know all about you, good for nothing husband King. *bows*
J4deninj44: *sees nothing wrong with what she said*
Besyanteo: (... That is so great. Only because she bowwed.)
Lithaladhwen: This is Heinrich, and this is some woman I just met.
PapatymisonN: o.O From who? I think I have to doubt your source...
CGNakibe: *looks up from the pile of fur and whines at the confusion*
MajorGeneralTso: (Tai: I SAID NOTHING!!!)
J4deninj44: Aya, of course! You are a teeeeeerrible husband!
J4deninj44: If Aya would marry one of MY brothers....she couldn't be worse off...
PapatymisonN: ... o.o She said that?
MajorGeneralTso: (Tai: ...Whew.)
J4deninj44: Except...she'd be in my family and I'd pity her.
Lithaladhwen: *snickers*
J4deninj44: Not in so many words but I know a good for nothing husband when I gossip about one.
J4deninj44: *blinks slowly*
Besyanteo: *smirks and sits up to enjoy this fully*
MajorGeneralTso: *Gets a new scent in his nosy little sensative nose. Sniffs his way over to...The king!*
PapatymisonN: ...
CGNakibe: *curious head-tilt*
Lithaladhwen: *Heinrich rolls up from the ground, contemplates greeting the new human... and pounces Farwind instead now that his backup has abandoned him.*
PapatymisonN: I'd like to think I'm actually quite a GOOD husband, miss...
J4deninj44: Except you never around!
Lithaladhwen: *smirk*
CGNakibe: *pounced, and is thusly embroiled in fierce and honorable combat!*
J4deninj44: She went on vaction TWICE and you never write!!
J4deninj44: She was all the way in Argovia fighting giant beasts and my family and you...YOU!!!
J4deninj44: YOU BAD HUSBAND!!!
MajorGeneralTso: *Figure 8's his way around the King's legs curiously*
J4deninj44: You worse than Tai!
Lithaladhwen: Ouch. You just gonna take that, Charles?
CGNakibe: (HAHAHAHA)
PapatymisonN: ... than TAIAR? O.O
Besyanteo: (This is awesome.)
MajorGeneralTso: (Tai: HEY.)
Lithaladhwen: And wait. I know that name. Who the hell is that?
PapatymisonN: Oh, Aya's mazoku friend from Ayenee.
J4deninj44: He's a bad husband! LIke this guy!
MajorGeneralTso: *Barks when he hears the name Tai!*
Lithaladhwen: Glad I'll never have one, then. They all sound terrible.
Besyanteo: IM: Oh bah. You just keep finding the bad ones.
J4deninj44: The are.
PapatymisonN: ... >.< Miss, let's just... let's just stop this WHOLE LINE of conversation, shall we?
J4deninj44: Sure...<Bad husband>
Lithaladhwen: I don't know. Let's see if you can convince me to get married and pop out babies, Charles. I'm all ears. *grin*
PapatymisonN: ... I'm sorry, what was that? My Lanese is quite rusty... e_e
J4deninj44: I say, Sure, honorable king. DUH!
J4deninj44: What you think I say?!
PapatymisonN: ... uh huh.
J4deninj44: I no speak english good so I cannot translate good.
Lithaladhwen: Adding "duh" to the end of a sentence makes it a fact, Charles.
CGNakibe: *fights his way back to a standing position, facing down his mortal enemy...*
Lithaladhwen: I wouldn't argue.
PapatymisonN: *and looks Myrnal right in the eye* Futanari.
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CGNakibe: =Why do the two-legs argue anyway? Its so pointless.=
Lithaladhwen: *Heinrich crouches down in an nearly-feline pre-pounce position and waits for Farwind... DARING him.*
MajorGeneralTso: *SNEAK ATTACK ON THE BIG DOG!*
CGNakibe: *Leaps back!*
CGNakibe: *Aha! An Opening!* *Jumps Heinrich*
Lithaladhwen: *Is attacked and topples over again with a lot of happy grumbly noises.*
MajorGeneralTso: (Damn. I totally need to go to bed. I have an early day tomorrow...)
Lithaladhwen: ...
Besyanteo: (Night)
Lithaladhwen: Dude.
Lithaladhwen: No.
MajorGeneralTso: (Sooo...I will...go out on the limb and say...)
Besyanteo: (Also: I'm all curious now. Futanari?)
J4deninj44: *puts her hands in her sleeves and sits on her tail, resting*
CGNakibe: (Night Ken)
PapatymisonN: ... *breaks out in a big smile* Hehehehheh...
Lithaladhwen: (G'night, Tai!)
PapatymisonN: (Night, dude!)
Lithaladhwen: So is that why you're a bad husband?
Lithaladhwen: Out chasing futanari?
MajorGeneralTso: Kino! <Come on!> *Snaps his fingers. Our favorite Mazoku has appeared*
PapatymisonN: No. That's how YOU get to be a baby producer.
J4deninj44: Tai?
Lithaladhwen: (Uh oh. Turbobitches are ganging up on Charles.)
Besyanteo: <_<
Lithaladhwen: *glances up* IM: Oh, yeah I did meet him.
Besyanteo: IM: Huh. So THAT'S Taiar.
J4deninj44: Oh, look my terrible husband appears like a devil.
MajorGeneralTso: *Kino whines...and looks at his two playmates, barking to them and jumping up and down*
Besyanteo: IM: Figures I'd never even see him until after I got better.
CGNakibe: *yips, barks, and growls. Come back later, k?*
Lithaladhwen: *Heinrich whines, somehow knowing that his new friend may have to leave him now.*
MajorGeneralTso: *Walks a slight bit closer* Husband? I'm not married to you anymore. As I recall, you live in my house to hide from your family. *Pockets his hands*
J4deninj44: Okay, terrible EX-husband.
Lithaladhwen: IM: I am not going to think about this conversation.
J4deninj44: *gets indignant*
PapatymisonN: IM: And it's not like you'd be incredibly HARD to coexist...
Lithaladhwen: IM: Let the weird people and their relationships go drive each other insane without me.
CGNakibe: (Myrnal and Charles are agreeing. Why is this? >:P)
MajorGeneralTso: Okay. Terrible Ex-Husband I can deal with.
MajorGeneralTso: *Promises to play again someday!...And runs off to Tai*
J4deninj44: ...Shoo, we're talking about <Bad Husband> King Charles.
Lithaladhwen: *Sits back and looks kind of sad until his attention span runs out and he notices Farwind is still nearby. Wrassling commences!*
MajorGeneralTso: ...<.<;;...*Pats Charles on the shoulder* Feel my pain. Please.
PapatymisonN: ... enjoy the feast, Tai. Enjoy the feast. e_e
Lithaladhwen: ...This is fucked up.
Lithaladhwen: I feel like someone should note that.
Besyanteo: *enjoyying mosto f this immensely*
CGNakibe: *yay!*
Besyanteo: *Tai might even feel the derision! Or not.*
MajorGeneralTso: Oh. I will. And do! *Thumbs up*
PapatymisonN: ... noted, then. Duly noted.
PapatymisonN: e_e
Lithaladhwen: *snicker*
J4deninj44: *grins*
J4deninj44: Aya tell me maaaaaaaany things...
Lithaladhwen: *to Miang* So you're the one with the dirt on Charles, eh?
J4deninj44: *nod nod nod*
Lithaladhwen: You know. He was trying to investigate me a while back. That's not very trusting and it makes me wonder what he's hiding.
Lithaladhwen: Anything good?
J4deninj44: *slow grin*
PapatymisonN: *crosses his arms, raises an eyebrow* Oh, THIS I must hear...
MajorGeneralTso: *Walks off, with his doggie friend in stereo*
Lithaladhwen: (By our powers combined... we are TURBOBITCHES.)
J4deninj44: It a girl thing, you not understand.
CGNakibe: (Everyone should pray for Charles' soul about now.)
PapatymisonN: Spill. e_e
CGNakibe: (For it shall soon be MERCILESSLY CRUSHED)
Lithaladhwen: Your highness, she's right. There are simply some things that men were never intended by the gods to comprehend.
MajorGeneralTso: (Hey. Tai deals with Miang's Mom. This should be eaaaaasy for the King.)
Lithaladhwen: Like women.
MajorGeneralTso: (Like a Primer level.)
Besyanteo: (Jer for one is waiting patiently for the wonderful fireworks)
Lithaladhwen: Only other females can do that.
J4deninj44: I'm Lanese. Ancestors make me especially hard to deal with.
Lithaladhwen: So with all due respect... shh. The grownups are talking, your highness. *grin*
J4deninj44: Why do you think I crushed Tai?
PapatymisonN: e_e I am no ordinary man. I thought you'd give me a BIT more credit, my stealthy friend...
Besyanteo: (All we need is Hak and the King can just explode.)
J4deninj44: You still...a man.
Lithaladhwen: I only give guys so much credit and so much leeway.
Lithaladhwen: You're a nice guy.
Lithaladhwen: But a guy.
Lithaladhwen: (Bes: We need Vince. Somehow.)
CGNakibe: (Miang: We not sure in some places. I THINK you're a guy, right?)
J4deninj44: Ancestors gave you a penis to make up for shortcomings.
Besyanteo: (... No.)
Besyanteo: (You never ,ever need Vince.)
Besyanteo: (Not even to make fun of him.)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (Nobody needs Vince.)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (Not even Vince.)
Lithaladhwen: (*laugh* I think Shakti was plotting to kill him for a while.)
PapatymisonN: ... sexism is something I need to stamp out in this land.
Lithaladhwen: Charles, I like guys, but only to hang out with. When I want to be understood or anything like that, I do not ask a man.
Lithaladhwen: It doesn't work.
PapatymisonN: ... fine, fine.
MajorGeneralTso: (...The king did not choose a good day to walk in his own city.)
Lithaladhwen: Also, *to Miang* The penis doesn't really help in my view.
PapatymisonN: (Agreed.)
Lithaladhwen: Weird dangly bits aren't for me.
J4deninj44: Yeah but it gives them something to talk about.
PapatymisonN: You know, SOME people like them.
Lithaladhwen: *has to smother her laugh with one hand*
J4deninj44: Otherwise their conversation would consist of "Neeeeeeeeerf".
MajorGeneralTso: (...I regret leaving when I did.)
Besyanteo: (I am trying not to laugh aloud)
CGNakibe: (And failing like me, Bes?)
Besyanteo: (Only a bit!)
J4deninj44: *makes a face, one eye slightly close, one eye wide open, tongue half out*
J4deninj44: Why you shop so much
J4deninj44: Make me food.
Lithaladhwen: ....
J4deninj44: Neeeeeeeeeerf.
PapatymisonN: ... dear gods, what have the men in your lives DONE to you?
PapatymisonN: o.o
Lithaladhwen: *has to cover her mouth with both hands now*
PapatymisonN: ...
MajorGeneralTso: (Tai: ...I DID NOTHING!!!)
PapatymisonN: Let it out, Myrnal. I know it's coming anyways.
Besyanteo: IM: For a King, he puts up with alot. I'll give him that.
Besyanteo: (*goes to grab cranberry juice*)
Lithaladhwen: *just closes her eyes and cracks up behind the protective barrier of her own hands*
Lithaladhwen: (Quick, what does the chat say about a man's asshole level?)
Lithaladhwen: (It's over nine thousaaaaaaaaaaaand! *crushes AIM*)
PapatymisonN: (It's about 3 inches above his crotch?)
J4deninj44: *swishes her tail*
Besyanteo: (... sitting back down, I am confused.)
Lithaladhwen: You know, lady.
J4deninj44: Hm?
Lithaladhwen: It seems like every woman I hate on sight turns out to be pretty fucking hilarious when she's pointing it at someone else.
CGNakibe: =Two legs are so strange. First they posture like they're going to fight, and then they start making weird giggle-noises=
Lithaladhwen: *tosses her a little salute*
PapatymisonN: ... you hated her on sight too?
J4deninj44: *bows*
Lithaladhwen: I thought she was going to hurt my dog. I've gotten over this.
J4deninj44: Only women can do this. *sage nod*
Lithaladhwen: Only women can do a lot of things. At least correctly.
Lithaladhwen: So yeah. *to Charles* Not impressed by the waggly dangly parts.
J4deninj44: It true. That's why women run Tsung society.
PapatymisonN: I understand. Personally, I don't understand the appeal myself.
PapatymisonN: But, I've gotten no complaints yet, so..
Lithaladhwen: But you've got one.
Lithaladhwen: Don't you have to like it?
J4deninj44: *makes a disgusted face*
PapatymisonN: ... it's love/hate.
Arch mage144 has left the room.
PapatymisonN: (GRAR! Twice I'm talking about penii today!)
J4deninj44: Must not be very good with it. You only have one child, right?
Lithaladhwen: *bites her lower lip and manages not to laugh*
PapatymisonN: ... we don't NEED more.
CGNakibe: (Also Charles? We're friends but.. no groping me, especially when I'm not around. >:{ )
Arch mage144 has entered the room.
Lithaladhwen: Aren't you glad you leave the castle now, your highness?
J4deninj44: That what all infertile gwailo say!
PapatymisonN: INFINITELY.
PapatymisonN: e_e
PapatymisonN: In fact, I have to say...
Besyanteo: (Also: On heir is good, but two are better!)
PapatymisonN: *bows* I am sick of the both of you.
Besyanteo: (Because, you know, the lone heir dying sorta sucks when that happens. :o)
J4deninj44: *bows* My foremothers have taught me well.
PapatymisonN: *heads off* Myrnal, I will see you when you are in BETTER COMPANY...
PapatymisonN: Good NIGHT!
J4deninj44: But then she'll be with you,right?
CGNakibe: (So Charles will see her next with Dia and Hak?)
PapatymisonN: *not LISTENING... e_e*
CGNakibe: (Because that won't go much better.)
Besyanteo: IM: Bitchy Women 1, Royalty 0
J4deninj44: *looks confused* This man make no sense! He's king?!
Lithaladhwen: He's actually a pretty good guy.
J4deninj44: Oh?
Lithaladhwen: Yeah.
J4deninj44: (Miang respects Charles....really........she does............*forcing it.)
Lithaladhwen: He left the castle explicitly to come bail out one of his subjects.
J4deninj44: Aya said he's a good person. I guess she's right.
Lithaladhwen: A healer who's dating a friend of someone who works for him. Not really the closest professional relationship, but he went out of his way to help her anyway.
Lithaladhwen: So he can't be too bad.
J4deninj44: *looks in her bag of parts* Aiyaaaaaah. My grandmother is going to train me like bitch tomorrow for being late. *shrugs* Oh well.
PapatymisonN: IM: InSUFFERABLE. e_e
Lithaladhwen: Yeesh. Oh! Incidentally.
Lithaladhwen: *points a thumb to herself* Myrnal Shalienza. Nice to bitch at the king with you.
Arch mage144: (Yeah, normally that's Kamos's job.)
Besyanteo: (Kamos isn't nearly as good at it.)
Arch mage144: (No, he sucks at it, quite frankly)
Lithaladhwen: (Kamos also isn't Lanese or a lesbian.)
Besyanteo: (=D)
J4deninj44: *puts the bags down and holds out her paw* Miang Chen Tsung Ex'Valcrist.
PapatymisonN: (Indeed.)
Lithaladhwen: *paw+hand=shake*
Arch mage144: (He also works for three men and a cat, AKA the Valthi oligarchy)
Besyanteo: (ha)
Lithaladhwen: Maybe I'll see you around. Buy you dinner so you don't have to eat my dog. *grin*
PapatymisonN: (Are we wrapping up?)
J4deninj44: *laughs* I always joke about eating dogs because half of these Domans expect it.
Lithaladhwen: (I can keep going.)
Lithaladhwen: *snicker*
J4deninj44: I love hot dogs though....and donuts...
Lithaladhwen: Well, I won't blow your cover.
PapatymisonN: *there is a sidewalk not far from here!*
J4deninj44: My Auntie runs a Lanese restaurant. Giant Panda Inn in the slums.
PapatymisonN: *and down it walks a fellow in a nice grey coat...*
Lithaladhwen: Noted. My grandparents run The Shining Blade in Vermilis just outside of Doma.
J4deninj44: She yells extra violently at the help so the food is really good.
Lithaladhwen: Awesome. I'll remember that.
J4deninj44: That's what her motto is "Food good or else I kill someone for giving me bad reputation."
PapatymisonN: *he is using a rapier in a scabbard as a cane to hold himself up... *
J4deninj44: *looks apologetic* It's a little extreme...and true.
PapatymisonN: *good idea, as there's a bottle in the other hand...*
Besyanteo: (Drunken Card?)
Lithaladhwen: Well, at The Shining Blade, I am the help, so I get off a little easy.
PapatymisonN: *now, this sidewalk, it's on a bit of an elevation from the rest of the park...*
J4deninj44: *nods*
Lithaladhwen: If nothing else I can disappear for a while until everything blows over.
PapatymisonN: (Yep.)
CGNakibe: (Hasn't that gotten him into trouble ENOUGH?)
PapatymisonN: (No.)
CGNakibe: (Hee)
J4deninj44: (Oh, I have a RPer's request for anyone interested.)
PapatymisonN: (He's my favourite pincushion.)
PapatymisonN: (Oh, y'do?)
Besyanteo: (Hm?)
J4deninj44: (Miang needs friends. I want to RP her out more and develop her Zappa-esque abilities)
Lithaladhwen: (I see! Myrnal likes her. Hell, Myrnal flirted with her.)
J4deninj44: (She's belligerent but she's extra loyal when you get to know her.)
J4deninj44: (Yeah! Miang got flirted with!)
Lithaladhwen: (Myrnal offered to buy her dinner.)
PapatymisonN: *and so, with a misstep...*
Lithaladhwen: (She's looking for a hard-headed woman. One who will ma-- *is shot by Cat Stevens*)
J4deninj44: (XD)
PapatymisonN: *the blue haired fellow takes a tumble down the short embankment, the sword coming out of the scabbard*
J4deninj44: (He's not Cat Stevens anymore, what's his name now....It's muslim...)
PapatymisonN: (Yusuf Islam.)
Lithaladhwen: (Yeah, I know. It's---right.)
J4deninj44: (That's right.)
Lithaladhwen: .... *glances over at Card* ...No. I am not playing drunk-keeper. I refuse. Don't let me.
J4deninj44: Aiyah, look was came out of the slums...a wino.
PapatymisonN: *lands on his sword...*
PapatymisonN: *don't worry, it was flat on the ground* <.<
PapatymisonN: Ow...
J4deninj44: *walks over to him and tries to pick his pockets*
Lithaladhwen: *Hangs back and watches in amusement.*
PapatymisonN: *GRAB!*
PapatymisonN: No.
J4deninj44: *She WAS an ex-thief*
PapatymisonN: e_e
PapatymisonN: *stands, sword in hand*
J4deninj44: <I'm sorry, I don't speak your damn language.>
PapatymisonN: ...
PapatymisonN: T: I'm sorry, what was that?
PapatymisonN: *that was slurred...*
J4deninj44: !
J4deninj44: Get out of my head!
Lithaladhwen: ....You okay over there?
J4deninj44: *pushes him* It's rude.
PapatymisonN: So's trying to rob people who've had akshidents.
Lithaladhwen: *approaches* So is being falling-down stupid drunk in public.
PapatymisonN: I slipped. e_e
J4deninj44: If you get robbed, it's your own fault. I was trying to do my civic duty by teaching you a lesson!
Lithaladhwen: *Is dragging that massive dog along with her. He sniffs Card's hands because they smell all boozie.*
J4deninj44: IM: And by a new dress....
PapatymisonN: *scratches his head idly*
Lithaladhwen: Heinrich.
Lithaladhwen: Nein.
Lithaladhwen: Sitzen Sie.
PapatymisonN: *the dog, that is...*
Lithaladhwen: *The dog backs up and sits at Myrnal's feet. He still comes up to about her elbow.*
PapatymisonN: ... Anyways...
PapatymisonN: I'm a Highguard, misssh. Just becuz I'm... a LITTLE drunk... o.o
PapatymisonN: Does NOT give you the right to ROB ME.
PapatymisonN: You want to teach a civics lesson? Find a community centre.
PapatymisonN: Otherwise, keep yer FUZZY HANDS t'yerself.
J4deninj44: *flips her long hair and swishes her tail* <.< You smell like three year old rice.
PapatymisonN: Kay?
Lithaladhwen: So she can rob normal people as long as they aren't special men with titles?
PapatymisonN: ... and I smell like GRAIN ALCOHOL.
J4deninj44: *smiles* I like how you think, Myrnal.
PapatymisonN: ... AND no.
CGNakibe has left the room.
Lithaladhwen: That's what you said.
Lithaladhwen: You said she had no right to rob you because you're a highguard.
PapatymisonN: She's supposed to rob our country's enemies.
PapatymisonN: ... HAY.
J4deninj44: So you admit robbing is okay?
Lithaladhwen: People like you are dangerous within our borders. How do I know you're not the enemy? Drunks rape and murder people all the time.
PapatymisonN: I shaid she's not supposed to rob DRUNKS...
PapatymisonN: Or annythin' else that isn't BARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIUS.
Lithaladhwen: Maybe she should do more than rob you.
Lithaladhwen: You're lucky you aren't in the drunk-cells yourself.
PapatymisonN: ... oh, for... >.<
Lithaladhwen: IM: Man it's fun to cut loose and be a bitch again.
Lithaladhwen: IM: This Miang is fun.
Lithaladhwen: IM: I need to buy her dinner.
PapatymisonN: I was walking HOME, dammit. I didn'... wannall this... e_e
CGNakibe has entered the room.
Lithaladhwen: You weren't walking very successfully, there.
J4deninj44: *nods and cracks her knuckles* Sounds like your shouldn't have gotten drunk in the first place.
PapatymisonN: I say this in Christian love...
Lithaladhwen: Yeah. But it's okay. You probably won't remember any of this in a few hours. *smirk*
PapatymisonN: ... fuck th'botha ya. *begins to walk away...*
Lithaladhwen: You never will.
Lithaladhwen: And neither will anyone like you.
PapatymisonN: *then trips over an exposed tree root*
Lithaladhwen: *laughs*
J4deninj44: He can't even walk much less, screw.
PapatymisonN: *banged his head against the trunk* DAMMIT!
PapatymisonN: FUCK! DAMMIT! >.<
PapatymisonN: *writhing in pain....*
Lithaladhwen: *facepalm*
PapatymisonN: (Oh, Shaun? You here?)
J4deninj44: ... I'm Tsung. I've lost my mercy. You help him.
Lithaladhwen: What? No way. They don't teach us that, either.
CGNakibe: =That two leg needs do less walking when feeling woozy like that.=
Lithaladhwen: I stab things, not fix them.
CGNakibe: *the fox makes his way free of Heinrich for a moment to look at Cardinal*
PapatymisonN: (Good. *ASSGRAB!*)
CGNakibe: *Looks at his leg*
CGNakibe: (*STABSTAB*)
Lithaladhwen: (Thank you, Charles.)
PapatymisonN: (Happy to oblige.)
PapatymisonN: ... ow... >.<
Lithaladhwen: Oh, for fuck's sake. You break anything, wino?
CGNakibe: Um....
J4deninj44: ...
PapatymisonN: ... I... I dunno... *attempts to get up*
PapatymisonN: O.O
PapatymisonN: *sits back down* OK, that's a twisted ankle...
J4deninj44: *sighs* We could take him to my mother...
J4deninj44: She loves healing people........
Lithaladhwen: ....>_> If you want.
CGNakibe: *the diamond-shaped fur on the fox's head starts to glow* Help... lift.
CGNakibe: *Cardinal can feel himself lifted up... up... only a little*
pd Rydia: (Oh shit, he's going all magical girl animal companion on us)
J4deninj44: Let's sit him down and I'll get Aolong.
Lithaladhwen: .....whatever. I'll wait with him here. Make sure he doesn't crack his head open.
CGNakibe: =>.<=
Besyanteo: (Bleh. Totally distracted. JEridan left or something. Gwhwaaaaaaar!)
CGNakibe: I... lift... Where take?
Lithaladhwen: Bench. *points to a park bench*
J4deninj44: *takes her bags and starts walking* I'll be back.
Lithaladhwen: Here. For fuck's sake. Can you walk, highguard, or you need a hand?
PapatymisonN: ... where's my sword? *has lost it*
Lithaladhwen: I'll find it you dumb shit. Just get over on the bench. Here. *holds out a hand*
CGNakibe: *Cardinal finds himself telekinetically lifted to a bench*
Lithaladhwen: *little sigh of relief*
PapatymisonN: Oh, fuck you, you cranky bitch. Who gave you license to be an ass, anyways? e_e
Lithaladhwen: IM: Good. Let the fox deal with him.
CGNakibe: (Myrnal is putting her faith in talking foxes)
Lithaladhwen: I'll answer your question with a question. Who gave you license to refuse someone trying to help your dumb drunk ass?
Lithaladhwen: (She actually just doesn't want to touch him.)
CGNakibe: Argue not! >.<
Lithaladhwen: Gomen na sai.
PapatymisonN: ... ...
PapatymisonN: sorry.
J4deninj44: *an elderly Long followed by her daughter is gleefully looking for an injured patient*
PapatymisonN: ... what a shitty week I've been having.
Lithaladhwen: *under her breath* Temee.
Lithaladhwen: (Farwind knows that word and it isn't a nice one.)
Lithaladhwen: IM: Stupid wino.
Lithaladhwen: IM: Let the talking animal deal with him if he's so concerned.
J4deninj44: (*cackles*)
J4deninj44: Where is the poor child?
Lithaladhwen: *points to the drunk man on the bench*
Lithaladhwen: Knock yourself out, ma'am.
J4deninj44: *calmly stands near Myrnal and whispers* Watch.
CGNakibe: Sit, rest. Will not... um... heal... fore-paw? that way.
Lithaladhwen: *nods* 'kay.
J4deninj44: *Aolong examines Cardinal and opens a bag. She puts something in his mouth* Suck on this.
PapatymisonN: *looks to this Lanese woman... what's she look like?* (I wanna hear it...)
J4deninj44: *She looks like an older Miang, in calm subdued clothes. Wrinkles are carved into her face and her eyes twinkle mischeivously*
PapatymisonN: o.o *sucks on the... whatever it is*
J4deninj44: *it's sour and dry but it seems to clear his head up a little*
J4deninj44: *she examines his ankle and pours a mily liquid onto his ankle numbing the pain*
J4deninj44: How does it feel, deary?
PapatymisonN: ... better... thank you, ma'am.
J4deninj44: <.< Now, Myrnal...ask me what she did.
J4deninj44: *Aolong begins wrapping the ankle in cloth*
Lithaladhwen: >_> *drily* What did she do.
J4deninj44: *clears her throat like a scholar preparing for a speech* To ease the drunkeness, she had him suck on a pig's testicle soaked for 150 days in vinegar, salt, and herbs....
J4deninj44: ^___^
PapatymisonN: *and there it goes, folks! Ten feet in the air!*
PapatymisonN: o_o
Lithaladhwen: Nice.
J4deninj44: And to numb the ankle, she used the vomit from a giant spider and the blood from a holy silver kirin.
Lithaladhwen: Where do you get blood like that? Aren't those rare?
J4deninj44: Yes. She uses just a drop from a urn over 100 years old.
J4deninj44: I told her to used the best for our....friend...*griiiiiiiiin*
PapatymisonN: ... that's not THAT bad... >.>
Lithaladhwen: Ah. So does he owe her a shitload of money now?
PapatymisonN: *catches the testicle*
pd Rydia: (That's the only viable storage device)
pd Rydia: (A drop of blood saved is a drop of blood urned)
Lithaladhwen: (It's their most modestly-priced receptacle.)
Besyanteo: (... Wait.)
Besyanteo: (I just looked in.)
Besyanteo: (Why is Card catching testicles?)
Besyanteo: (X_x)
PapatymisonN: (He spat it in the air.)
J4deninj44: Yeeeeeeep.
PapatymisonN: (For he was made to suck on it.)
pd Rydia: (Poor Bes)
pd Rydia: (He saw that line and thought he was going nuts)
J4deninj44: (To cure his drunkennes)
Lithaladhwen: *smirk* But he's a highguard, and very important.
Besyanteo: (... GOOD NIGHT)
Lithaladhwen: I'm sure his health is well-supported by the crown.
PapatymisonN: Now THAT I didn't say.
J4deninj44: Yes. A golden crown no less.
Lithaladhwen: *grins*
Besyanteo: (MIKE)
Besyanteo: (THAT WAS BAD)
Besyanteo: (AHHHHG. XD)
PapatymisonN: ... my head still hurts. *pops the nut back in his mouth*
J4deninj44: *stands up and strokes Card's hair*...You young? YOu have a wife?
Lithaladhwen: IM: Ew. Those are gross. Didn't we just discuss this?
PapatymisonN: ... yes... *it's in one cheek now*
J4deninj44: Ma! Stop hitting on him! He's off limits.
CGNakibe has left the room.
Lithaladhwen: He's a drinker.
J4deninj44: And stupid.
Lithaladhwen: *wise nod*
Lithaladhwen: (Man. Myrnal and Miang could emasculate all of Doma given enough time.)
CGNakibe has entered the room.
J4deninj44: Well, I was just curious!
J4deninj44: *harumphs and collects her things, giving Cardinal another testicle for in the morning*
PapatymisonN: *looks at the ball* ...
Lithaladhwen: *snorts*
PapatymisonN: Thank you.
J4deninj44: (She would enjoy that muchly.)
Lithaladhwen: (Myrnal: No huge loss.)
J4deninj44: So...about payment?
pd Rydia: (What's so emasculating about using a testicle as a lasenge?)
PapatymisonN: *starts digging in his pockets*
Besyanteo: (Ok, back for serious)
J4deninj44: *waiiiiting*
PapatymisonN: How much?
J4deninj44: Do you have?
PapatymisonN: ...
J4deninj44: *slow blink*
Lithaladhwen: I believe the lady requested a gold crown?
PapatymisonN: *tosses her the pouch he had in his pocket, glaring*
Lithaladhwen: *snicker*
Lithaladhwen: So grudgingly do you compensate the greatest aids to our society... our healers. Really, highguard.
J4deninj44: *quickly counts the money and scoffs* Did I mention that was silver kirin blood? So much for my family heirloom passed down for generations..mother to daughter...
J4deninj44: FOR AGES!
PapatymisonN: So... I'm supposed to just sit here and take this, right?
Lithaladhwen: You took the healing, didn't you?
PapatymisonN: The abuse? The scorn?
PapatymisonN: ...
Besyanteo: (Kino: *drinks from the urn* Tai: Get out of the spitoon! That's disgusting, Kino!)
Lithaladhwen: Now they take your money.
Lithaladhwen: Otherwise you're robbing them.
PapatymisonN: And now I take my leave.
PapatymisonN: *gets up*
Lithaladhwen: And we don't like robbery, do we?
J4deninj44: *puts the money in her sleeve* The healing costs you. This free. Think of it as our civic duty.
PapatymisonN: WHATEVER the hell your problems are, inflict them on someone else.
PapatymisonN: *begins to hobble away...*
Lithaladhwen: Hey. I'm only a bitch when I'm feeling sprightly. You'll never hear about my problems, highguard.
Lithaladhwen: Only some people wander around drunk when they're fucked up in the head.
Lithaladhwen: *sighs and scratches her head* Man.
PapatymisonN: ...
J4deninj44: ...
Lithaladhwen: *Heinrich whines and watches the strange man go.*
PapatymisonN: Do you want to know what my problems are? I mean, REALLY?
Lithaladhwen: Do you have any good reason to tell me?
J4deninj44: You suck pig testicles?
PapatymisonN: You have all of three seconds to stop me from inflicting the HELL that was the last month of my life on you.
CGNakibe: (Miang gets right to the point.)
Lithaladhwen: This isn't a "you show me yours I show you mine" scenario. You can say whatever you want.
Lithaladhwen: I'm not getting into a pissing contest with you.
J4deninj44: *whispers* He can right his name on the road.
J4deninj44: I suppose he does have that on us.
Lithaladhwen: *whispers back* Women can do that, too. It's easy. Just a little awkward at first.
PapatymisonN: ... *gets into Myrnal's face* Well, first, I, like an idiot, let my child see my parents who disowned us after we escaped the insane church we used to belong to.
J4deninj44: Shhhh, you'll hurt it's feelings. They don't have much after all.
Lithaladhwen: You will step three inches away from me.
J4deninj44: (Church of Latter Day Saints?)
Lithaladhwen: Or I will filet you and let your boss sort out the parts.
Lithaladhwen: Then I'll explain to him why I did it and you'll be summarily burned.
PapatymisonN: FUCKING STAB ME if it PISSES YOU OFF. I do NOT give a shit tonight.
PapatymisonN: I die or I finish talking. e_e
J4deninj44: *raises an eyebrow*
J4deninj44: *takes a step back and takes a seat on the bench, as if she's watching a Lanese play unfolding*
PapatymisonN: I am SICK AND TIRED of letting people TRY AND INTIMIDATE ME, SO SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Lithaladhwen: *blinks* I'm immune to bitching. Please continue. Get it out of your system quickly, please. My dog has to piss.
Lithaladhwen: *Indeed, Heinrich is whining a little and gazing mournfully at the trees.*
PapatymisonN: ... whatever. I ... I'm just.... bad at this whole living thing, that's all.
J4deninj44: Hey, don't go dying. I don't want to have to seal your soul.
PapatymisonN: *heads back the way he came, towards the bar*
J4deninj44: It's annoying and dead people talk to much.
Lithaladhwen: *scratches her head again* Well, that was anticlimactic.
Lithaladhwen: Off he goes to harass someone else.
Lithaladhwen: Maybe we should do the same.
J4deninj44: Hm. *nod* I still have training to worry about.
Lithaladhwen: Nice meeting you, though. *nods to Miang's mother* Ma'am.
J4deninj44: *stands and puts her hands in her sleeves, yawning. She bows to Myrnal* Likewise. If you ever want to thwart men's egos, do come call me first. *smiles genuinely* It's fun.
Lithaladhwen: I will not hesitate.
Lithaladhwen: (This is seriously the most frightening duo ever.)
Lithaladhwen: (This is worse than Shakti and Dia.)
J4deninj44: (Miang has almost no conscious. I'm a little worried for Doma.)
Lithaladhwen: (Myrnal really does. She's a good woman. Just alternately angsty and pissy.)
J4deninj44: (That's one thing I want to flesh out. Miang has never really dealt with society away from her family so she doesn't ... no how to deal with society.)
Besyanteo: (MEanwhile each time I see them in play together, I am less and less convinced that any of your characters give half a shit about Card.)
Besyanteo: (Ashley's that is.)
Besyanteo: (I mean, he's an angst machine yes.)
Lithaladhwen: (Shakti actually loves her brother quite a lot. She just thinks he needs to have reality bludgeoned into him now and again.)
Besyanteo: (But it's like they feed him.)
Lithaladhwen: (Myrnal? Not so much.)
Besyanteo: (Also: Fuck you internet! Make my email work right!)
Besyanteo: (That high res we want doesn't seem to be coming through like it was supposed to. >:-)
Lithaladhwen: (Weird. You can give him my email. kai@rpgww.org )
Besyanteo: (I will if he tells me he's sent again and I still get nothing, yes.)
J4deninj44: (I am so excited about your RP Ash. I'm jazzed to be a player in what would be my first RP as a player.)
Lithaladhwen: (Anyway.)
Lithaladhwen: </RP>
Lithaladhwen: Get rid of perentheses!
J4deninj44: *eats them*
PapatymisonN: *sigh* Yes. Terrifying duo.
J4deninj44: *hugs Charles*
PapatymisonN: I'll have to hide all my characters with thin skins.
PapatymisonN: ...
PapatymisonN: ...
J4deninj44: o.o
Besyanteo: So,
PapatymisonN: *just... locks the character closet*
Besyanteo: all of them?
Besyanteo: =D
J4deninj44: XD
Lithaladhwen: *laugh*
Deus Fio has left the room.
Besyanteo: I need to get involved more,
Besyanteo: but I having it out with Miang doesn't sound fun to me. Much better to watch.
Lithaladhwen: Myrnal ended up enjoying Miang quite a bit once she was secure in the knowledge that Heinrich was not lunch.
J4deninj44: Miang is acutally a pussycat when she's not on her guard...
J4deninj44: I.E. whenever she's away from family.
Lithaladhwen: Myrnal is a whirlwind of endless angst when she isn't in public.
Lithaladhwen: I discovered when I started forum RPing her that there really is no end to it.
Lithaladhwen: It's like every time I post... there's more.
J4deninj44: *laughs*
Besyanteo: also:
Besyanteo: Mario music remix
pd Rydia has left the room.
J4deninj44: Does anyone here know of Deo's Shadow?
Lithaladhwen: I do not.
J4deninj44: Just curious.
Lithaladhwen: Anyway. I will happily RP more with Miang.
Lithaladhwen: Myrnal kinda likes her.
J4deninj44: Yaaay. Is there any characters that know of spirits?
J4deninj44: Or how to deal with them?
Lithaladhwen: I only play one in second gen.
Lithaladhwen: Your Rei T'Halaan as a mortal.
J4deninj44: *nod*
PapatymisonN: Warn me when the Terrifying Duo join up, so I can LURK.
J4deninj44: *consoles Charle's characters with a lollipop*
Lithaladhwen: You're just lucky they likely won't really hook up.
Lithaladhwen: That would be more terror than the world can imagine.
Lithaladhwen: You'd have to summon L-Sama to stop it.
blender_bunny@mac.com: I have one and Ode both technically know >_>
Lithaladhwen: Ode does, yes. Ode Sparrowmoon is on the wiki, and her player is MischiefMink on AIM.
Lithaladhwen: FlameRaven on the forum.
Lithaladhwen: You should cook up wacky schemes.
J4deninj44: I do like cooking wacky.
Besyanteo: Ashley: It's still not working for me. I sent the guy your address. Hopefully the file shows up in your mailbox soon.
Lithaladhwen: OK. Thanks!
blender_bunny@mac.com: So I find myself making what is pretty much a necromantic robot doctor
PapatymisonN: ... that's also an orcish porn star, right?
Lithaladhwen: Oniichan: You have wiki access, right?
blender_bunny@mac.com: I think so I really need to post everything
Lithaladhwen: YOU DO
blender_bunny@mac.com: I have 6 characters now >_>
blender_bunny@mac.com: Probably on dee forums as well
Lithaladhwen: Wow.
blender_bunny@mac.com: I would have played but I got sucked into making a communist robot golem
Lithaladhwen: And you said you're making philsys sheets for some of them?
blender_bunny@mac.com: all of them ._.
Lithaladhwen: YAY
blender_bunny@mac.com: Because I'm obsessive and insane
Lithaladhwen: *attach*
blender_bunny@mac.com: *Looks at the unsightly growth on his hip*
Lithaladhwen: 9_(
Lithaladhwen: *9_9
Lithaladhwen: Hi!
Lithaladhwen: ^_^
blender_bunny@mac.com: Hello XD
J4deninj44: Shit. Miang will need a sheet now. I used to have one but I bet it's lost by now...
Lithaladhwen: Nay! I might be able to locate it.
Lithaladhwen: Let's see what's on Der Intarwebs.
Lithaladhwen: Although...honestly?
Lithaladhwen: She'd probably need big honking revisions anyway.
J4deninj44: Not really, I've never PS Rped her.
Lithaladhwen: I just meant with all the stuff that's changed in Philsys.
Lithaladhwen: But if you didn't really PS RP her, I guess it's not as important.
J4deninj44: Oooooh.
Besyanteo: ... *kicks google*
Besyanteo: Well
Besyanteo: We have the image!
PapatymisonN: Going to bed, kids. Night.
J4deninj44: Night.
J4deninj44: I guess I better go too.
J4deninj44: *grumbles*
Besyanteo: ditto. x.x
Besyanteo: Night folks
J4deninj44: Night/
Besyanteo has left the room.
Lithaladhwen: Night!
PapatymisonN: See ya.
PapatymisonN has left the room.
J4deninj44 has left the room.