You have just entered room "waitingforarpee."
blender_bunny@mac.com has entered the room.
Lithaladhwen: And before you ask, Godot was already here. He was a terrible bore.
Lithaladhwen: And kind of a godmoder.
blender_bunny@mac.com: What a fuck
Choark has entered the room.
Arch mage144: No, not a fuck, an RP.
Arch mage144: We don't mix the two here.
Deus Fio has entered the room.
Choark: (We don't!? That kinda upsets me)
Lithaladhwen: (No tinysex, plzkthnx.)
Lithaladhwen: (Anyway. Who's interested in playing?)
Arch mage144: (I'm going to.)
Deus Fio: (1gen? Eh, why not. I'll bring out Ake.)
Lithaladhwen: (All lurkers will be punish'd. Except Choark, because moral relativism demands that I tolerate unacceptable behavior from the barbaric foreigners. =[ )
Choark: ( Wahoooo! I get off Scott free! Handy also due to my name! )
CGNakibe: (Dammit....where the hell is this song?)
Lithaladhwen: (Thank you, Dr. Scott. Or should I say... Dr. VON Scott!)
CGNakibe: (Just distracted myself trying to find the song that's in my head)
blender_bunny@mac.com: (I must warn at some point I do have to step out)
Choark: ( You... could say that if you wanted. It probably be wrong though *sips tea and adjusts monicle*
Lithaladhwen: (Plans, Oniichan?)
Lithaladhwen: (So is your name, like......Choark Scott?)
CGNakibe: (>:P)
Lithaladhwen: (So Shaun. RP ou non?)
Arch mage144: (Lesse. I might play Hakaril, except that I might play someone different.)
CGNakibe: (FINALLY. And yes.)
CGNakibe: (I have an idea, I do.)
Lithaladhwen: (I can help if you need me to, that I can.)
Arch mage144: (Great thing being that I can change my mind...unless you guys have evil plans.)
Deus Fio: I kind of actually feel like I wanna make a new character.
Deus Fio: ()
Deus Fio: (I really want to make a character based on the Binder class from Tome of Magic, because I think it's a really interesting concept, but Kai did that with Zea.)
Lithaladhwen: (What's the Binder class?)
KnightsofSquare has entered the room.
Deus Fio: (It's a class that allows you to contact forgotten spirits from beyond time and make a pact with them for their powers.)
Lithaladhwen: (Ah.)
CGNakibe: (That's more Fal than Zea, by the way)
Lithaladhwen: (Aye.)
Deus Fio: (Fal? Not familiar with the character.)
pd Rydia has entered the room.
Lithaladhwen: (Nama's second gen character.)
Lithaladhwen: (She's fun.)
blender_bunny@mac.com: (Dia is in the room I may have to play my goblin!)
pd Rydia: (so I added this chatroom name to my buddy list)
pd Rydia: (will we be using it again, perchance?)
pd Rydia: (or should I delete it afterwards?)
Lithaladhwen: (Uh.... I don't know. I wasn't intending it.)
Deus Fio: (I just knew it was Zea because I remember the ghosts page on the wiki and found it with a search.)
Lithaladhwen: (Zea has the ghost thing, but she doesn't bind them or anything. Fal binds demons and other extraplanars.)
Deus Fio: (Ah.)
Arch mage144: (Then gives them terrible names.)
Lithaladhwen: (Zea would actually kill people for binding ghosts or even doing things that tend to create them. Because Zea is a fanatic.)
Deus Fio: (The vestiges in D&D are awesome.)
Lithaladhwen: (Anyway. First gen. How many players?)
Arch mage144: (Uno.)
Lithaladhwen: (Due.)
Deus Fio: (Dos.)
Deus Fio: (Tres, then.)
CGNakibe: (Quattro)
Arch mage144: (50% participation is pretty good at Ashley's job)
Lithaladhwen: (Depends on your calling pool. I'd say that with as many occasional-RPers as we have in here, I could do better.)
CGNakibe: (Its also much better than average for elections)
Lithaladhwen: (It's a national mandate.)
blender_bunny@mac.com: (I may be part dead but yeah sure)
Lithaladhwen: (Where are we playing? I know that Hak is at Gunnir, but Shaun may want to be in another place.)
Arch mage144: (RPed Last Time But Unfortunately Not This Time [RPLTBUNTT])
Arch mage144: (Yeah, Hak is at Gunnir, I do have to play someone else.)
CGNakibe: (Definitely not Gunnir, sadly)
Arch mage144: (One more blue-fonted person, then)
CGNakibe: (Blue Blue)
Lithaladhwen: (This is one font, and this is another.)
Arch mage144: (I'm trying to see if I can tell the difference and I can't.)
CGNakibe: (Lies. There is no difference)
Deus Fio: (I'm blue, as well.(
CGNakibe: (There is only Zuul)
Deus Fio: *)
Lithaladhwen: (One.)
Lithaladhwen: (Two.)
CGNakibe: (Hmm!0
CGNakibe: (There is much Blue in this chat today, yes....)
Arch mage144: (OK, so anyway)
Lithaladhwen: (I'm not using those fonts, methinks. I just wanted to show Brian that I'm queen of anal-retentive color-classification.)
blender_bunny@mac.com: (YAY ANUS)
Arch mage144: (Yeah, this is like the third time she has told me "you picked the wrong font color" and I actually find it kind of nitpickily annoying >_>; )
CGNakibe: (And yeah, I can tell the difference there, Brian.)
Deus Fio: (Fun fact: "anus" is Latin for "old woman".)
Arch mage144: (Yes it is)
Lithaladhwen: (It is. Just like YOUR FACE.)
Arch mage144: (Because they are wrinkled)
Arch mage144: (OKAY WE HAVE TO RP NOW INSTEAD OF TALKING ABOUT COLONS)
Arch mage144: ( ::::::::::::::::: )
Arch mage144: <RP>
Arch mage144: *It's a lovely day in Doma...except for the fact that it's cold as hell, despite there being no snow on the ground. Maybe it's too cold for that. Whatever the case may be, it's a terrible time of year to be outside.*
Arch mage144: *If you can help it, anyway.*
Arch mage144: *Seeking shelter from the bitterness of winter's bite today is one mercenary who seems to be seeking a good time first and work second...as usual...*
Arch mage144: <Zeke Mazuo>
Arch mage144: *slamming the door behind him as he pushes his way into the JD* Nikumu's itching asshole, it's cold out there!
Deus Fio: <Ake Tanner>
Deus Fio: *sipping a hot tea* >_>
Deus Fio: Hello, Zeke.
Choark has left the room.
Arch mage144: Yo.
Arch mage144: *waves casually* I swear, it's like being teabagged by a yeti every time I go outdoors today.
Deus Fio: *snickers*
Lithaladhwen: (*cackles*)
Deus Fio: Y'know, yeti are probably very warm.
Lithaladhwen: (Not their balls. The warmer a mammal's testicles are, the lower his sperm count.)
Arch mage144: *pulls up to the bar and motions to Riss'ar* I'll start with hot coffee. Make that Rivan coffee. Whiskey or bust.
Lithaladhwen: (If they were too warm, they'd die out.)
Deus Fio: (No, no. He's being teabagged by a yeti.)
Deus Fio: (He's not teabagging a yeti.)
Lithaladhwen: (Yes. So he's being contacted by some cold yeti testicles.)
Deus Fio: (...isn't the teabagger the one with the testicles in his mouth?)
Deus Fio: (No, you know what? You're right.)
Lithaladhwen: (No. Because Hitler died when he was teabagged by Chuck Norris. I think.)
Arch mage144: (You clearly forgot what it meant to be teabagged)
Lithaladhwen: (......that may have been unnecessary to clarify on my part. Sorry.)
Lithaladhwen: (He was teabagged by Jeff Goldblum.)
Lithaladhwen: (Anyway. RP.)
Lithaladhwen: (Here's an entertaining idea.)
CGNakibe: *about this time a young woman comes into the inn. She is dressed pretty warmly, because warm is good for this time of year.*
blender_bunny@mac.com: (It should be noted this is what is wrong with lions)
CGNakibe: <.< >.>
Arch mage144: *quirks an eyebrow*
CGNakibe: *picks a spot near the bar and sits down, looking a bit nervous for some reason*
Deus Fio: Hello, there.
CGNakibe: .... hello. *nods at Ake politely*
Besyanteo has entered the room.
Besyanteo: (BUM)
Lithaladhwen: *A twelve-year old boy is sitting in a booth along the wall eating a sandwich. Brown hair, leather gloves on, you know who he is.*
Arch mage144: Yo. *waves and grins charmingly*
Deus Fio: (I don't know who that is.)
Besyanteo: (Know who I want Joss to meet?)
Lithaladhwen: <Joss>
Deus Fio: (Ah.)
Besyanteo: (Do you Ashley? =D)
Lithaladhwen: (I figured.)
CGNakibe: *raises an eyebrow at the kid* They allow children in this establishment?
Besyanteo: *And!*
Deus Fio: It's an inn.
CGNakibe: Hm. *shrugs*
Deus Fio: It's not solely a bar.
Besyanteo: *A kitsunejin who looks like he might be all of 12 years old stumbles in front to cold, looking frigid*
CGNakibe: .... *blinks*
Lithaladhwen: *glances to the door*
Besyanteo: *He's wearing a pair of green pants with brown patches on the knees, a bone necklace, and a some snow here and there*
Lithaladhwen: IM: Huh. Dunno him.
Besyanteo: *He heads to a seat, where his teeth chatter audibly*
CGNakibe: .... IM: .... and I'm not even drinking yet. Strange.
Deus Fio: Y'look like you need a warm drink, kid.
Besyanteo: *Now why didn't his parents get him a coat? ... or a shirt for that matter.*
CGNakibe: *seems to be staring at Spark.... just a bit...*
Besyanteo: Y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y- *this coudl take a minute*
CGNakibe: .. *suddenly becomes aware of this and looks away*
Besyanteo: Yes.... ppplease. >_<
Deus Fio: You got any money?
Arch mage144: IM: Not my kinda girl. I can tell.
Lithaladhwen: (Zeke has a "kind?" Beyond "this one will sleep with me?")
Besyanteo: (Does anyone recall, off hand,)
Besyanteo: (if there's a Doman monetary unit smaller than just "the gil"?)
Deus Fio: Probably not. Shouldn't've asked.
Lithaladhwen: (Yeah, there is.)
Besyanteo: *Well!*
Besyanteo: *He pulls out... pocket change.*
Deus Fio: Barkeep! Drink for the boy, on me. Something warm.
Besyanteo: *We'll look up coin names in a bit here*
Lithaladhwen: (I think it's just gil, silver, copper. I don't remember the names, though.)
Arch mage144: (The kind who isn't likely to sleep with him.)
Arch mage144: (If you bitch about kids at a bar you're probably a tightass. In the bad way.)
CGNakibe: ... Could I acquire a drink as well? What do you have?
Lithaladhwen: (You told me Zeke isn't a backdoor man.)
Besyanteo: (... Who is Brian arguing with? o_o)
Arch mage144: (I did not mean that literally.)
Arch mage144: (Who said I am arguing?)
CGNakibe: (Heh)
Arch mage144: Riss'ar: We have everything. o.o
CGNakibe: (Hey, she's not bitching about kids, just wondering what he's doing here)
Besyanteo: (Yarr. I think I understand there. For a minute it looked like there was someone in chat that I couldn't see maybe.)
CGNakibe: .... *blinks at Yon Winged Bartender, yes.*
Lithaladhwen: (She could ask. "Whatcha doing?" "I'm here because I'm awesome. Wanna fight about it?")
CGNakibe: Um... Oh.. Yes....
Besyanteo: (understand now*)
Arch mage144: Riss'ar: Just ask. I can probably find it somewhere around here. We even have...orange soda. Yep. That's what it's called.
CGNakibe: I'll have... um... what's on tap for tonight?
Besyanteo: C-c-c-coc-coa please...
CGNakibe: Ah... Orange Soda will do, then.
Lithaladhwen: IM: Bartender's a cool guy. Seems pretty okay most of the time. I wonder if he fights.
CGNakibe: IM: Surprising that they have that.
Arch mage144: Riss'ar: Hmm. We save it for one of our regular patrons who refuses alcohol. But I guess I can bring you one. Should be okay. *goes to the back room, returns with a glass bottle of orange soda*
Besyanteo: *Assumably, a drink from that guy who ordered for him is forthcoming, and he drinks form it heartily*
Arch mage144: (Yeah, Riss'ar's gonna bring you cocoa, he's a good dude, I'm just not RPing it for some silly reason)
Arch mage144: (Slipped up =P)
Besyanteo: (This is why I toss such things in: )
Besyanteo: (Because it's easier to just say it happens than to bitch over something so simple. o.o)
CGNakibe: Yes. Thank you.
Arch mage144: (Sorry, didn't mean to make it seem like a big deal ^^;; )
Besyanteo: (... Neither did I. o.o; This just seems to be how you and I talk to one another.)
Besyanteo: (It feels awkward, but I'm used to it.)
Lithaladhwen: *The boy finishes his sandwich and brings his plate back up to the bar.* Thanks, Riss'ar!
Besyanteo: *between drinks, he picks bits of ice out of his toes*
CGNakibe: I've actually heard that this is a popular place for mercenaries on occasion.
Lithaladhwen: I could have eaten a wolfpig. *nodnod*
Besyanteo: IM: Ok, so, stayying home might have been a good idea...
Deus Fio: Mercenaries? What kind of job?
Lithaladhwen: *ears perk up*
Lithaladhwen: IM: Hey. I can do mercenary work. I'm a warrior. I'm a fantastic fighter and mage! I can do anything.
CGNakibe: <.< Ah. I should've known.
Besyanteo: *looks over as well!*
Deus Fio: (I gotta pick my sister up from the bust stop.)
CGNakibe: And no. I don't need one at the moment. Just.... curious, you might say.
Deus Fio: (*bus)
Lithaladhwen: ('kay.)
Besyanteo: (kayo!)
Lithaladhwen: Curious why?
CGNakibe: *shrugs* Well, when you hear rumors about a bar that you're going to for the first time, it only seems right.
Lithaladhwen: Well, a lot of mercenaries hang out here. But not everyone is.
CGNakibe: Besides... *takes a sip of the orange soda* It makes more conversation than I'm prepared for otherwise.
Besyanteo: ... *his ears droop* IM: Shoot. I thought I could get some work.
Lithaladhwen: That's true. But there really is a difference. For example. I'm not a mercenary. I'm a hero. There's a difference.
Lithaladhwen: Make sense?
CGNakibe: *looks Joss over* IM: Hm. About the right age, yeah.
Besyanteo: o.o
Besyanteo: A hero?
CGNakibe: IM: Wrong everything else, though. Wrong hair color. Wrong eyes.
Lithaladhwen: Yeah!
Arch mage144: ...*listening to the conversation without input at this point, sipping his coffee + whiskey*
Besyanteo: Bu you're, like... my age.
CGNakibe: A hero, you say?
CGNakibe: Really?
Lithaladhwen: *Joss puts his hands on his hips and faces his doubting audience.* Well, yeah. Why not?
Besyanteo: .... I dunno. I guess they never really make stories about kids like us, though. Not that I would mind...
Arch mage144: IM: Kids.
CGNakibe: I've read a few, actually.
Besyanteo: *looks over!*
Lithaladhwen: Did you read about me? I killed four giants, you know.
Arch mage144: *looks at Joss* Four?
Besyanteo: O.O
Besyanteo: Really?!
Lithaladhwen: Well, sure. I mean, I had some backup.
CGNakibe: *out of instinct, checks the auras of Spark and Joss*
Lithaladhwen: Some grownups helped out. They were really useful, I was impressed.
Besyanteo: *Looks... well, not particularly special. Definitely special for a caster of his AGE,*
Lithaladhwen: *Aura of great ZOMG FIAR justice*
Besyanteo: *But he looks puny next to Joss.*
CGNakibe: IM: Quite talented, this one. We could use one like him.
CGNakibe: *Looks over at Spark* IM: Needs a lot more training here, though.
Arch mage144: Aha. Some grown-ups. *chuckles*
Besyanteo: ... *he blinks*
CGNakibe: *shudders a bit* IM: Doc would be interested in him, though.
Lithaladhwen: Yeah, they were all right. Friends of mine, mostly.
Besyanteo: (...)
Besyanteo: (The vagueness of that haunts my mind.)
CGNakibe: Oh?
Arch mage144: How'd you kill them? You a master swordsman? Know martial arts? *in a smooth motion, draws one of his handguns and twirls it on his finger* Shoot em' between the eyes?
Lithaladhwen: Yeah. I've got all kinds of allies. You know how it goes. You fight together in battle...there's a brotherhood there.
Arch mage144: *jerks his elbow back as though his arm is recoiling from the force of shooting his weapon*
Lithaladhwen: *to Zeke* I blew them up and things.
Lithaladhwen: I'd show you but I don't use my powers in here.
Arch mage144: *looks a little confused now* What? Mage?
Besyanteo: ...
CGNakibe: *looks over at Zeke and rolls her eyes* IM: They have that type even here, then.
Arch mage144: So I see.
Besyanteo: Why are there no nails in here?
Besyanteo: *looking around*
Lithaladhwen: *to Sparks* Druids remade it.
Arch mage144: Blame the druids, yeah. *puts his gun away and smirks*
Besyanteo: Oh. Wow. o.o
CGNakibe: IM: At least THIS one isn't trying to get in my pants.
CGNakibe: IM: Guess that makes him smarter than average. *smirks*
Lithaladhwen: (Sure it does.)
Lithaladhwen: Anyway. Yeah. My friends and I took them down.
Lithaladhwen: It was cool. Walked away with my artifact and everything, though it got stolen later.
Arch mage144: Always how it works out, isn't it?
Lithaladhwen: Yeah.
CGNakibe: IM: This kid's pretty talented. Although Frost giants? *chuckles* What a wild imagination.
Arch mage144: You never get to hang onto that stuff for long, nobody does. That's why it stays lost forever. There's a reason I quit looking for most of it.
Arch mage144: Being a treasure hunter is slow business.
CGNakibe: Artifacts do tend to disappear at the first opportunity, I hear.
Lithaladhwen: *shrugs* I don't carry much that I couldn't make. Mostly stuff from work.
CGNakibe: Usually because they're "cursed" or something else like that.
Lithaladhwen: There's always a curse. Balance of the universe, I think.
Arch mage144: Cursed? That's bull. Not all of them are cursed.
Lithaladhwen: Maybe it's not so much the Things, but the people who end up cursed.
Besyanteo: Eh? What do you mean?
CGNakibe: *shrugs* Can't say myself. I haven't handled any artifacts before.
Lithaladhwen: Running around after stuff is stupid anyway. Most of the time it never made anyone's life much better.
Arch mage144: You're a little philosopher, you are. *drains his beverage*
Lithaladhwen: Eh. We studied it a little.
MischiefMink has entered the room.
CGNakibe: We?
Arch mage144: Rivans are brilliant. *wipes his mouth* Booze and coffee.
Lithaladhwen: *to the lady* Some, uh..... *wince* classmates of mine and I.
Besyanteo: Classmates? Ooohh!
Arch mage144: Studied philosophy? You went to Gunnir, I guess, or that other weird school...the necromancer school.
CGNakibe: *At this rate that eyebrow will learn levitation*
Besyanteo: What's city school like? o_o
Arch mage144: Whatever the hell it's called.
CGNakibe: Necromancer school? They have one here?
Besyanteo: IM: Ew. Death magic.
CGNakibe: IM: TELL me they're joking. >.<
Arch mage144: I think I heard about it from some traveller. Weird shit. They teach other stuff, but it was started by a necromancer and stays close to its roots.
Lithaladhwen: *rubs the back of his neck* It wasn't any of those.
Lithaladhwen: Just... uh.... yeah.
Arch mage144: Dead people ought to stay that way. I don't trust anything that keeps walking after I put a bullet in its head.
Besyanteo: ... *blinks*
Besyanteo: Hey, I know you!
Besyanteo: Mr. Zeke!
CGNakibe: Huh? <.<
Besyanteo: Wow, it's been a while. o.o
Arch mage144: *looks over at Spark* Yeah, kid, I think we did a mission together once. That bit with the worm.
CGNakibe: IM: How would this kid know this guy? Is he famous?
Deus Fio: (Back.)
Arch mage144: You were pretty solid for your age. Definite potential.
Lithaladhwen: Huh? Cool! That's awesome.
Besyanteo: Yeah. And that guy who said all the bad words.
Besyanteo: Heh. Thanks. *smile!*
Arch mage144: Yeah, Hyral.
CGNakibe: IM: So the rumors of this place being a hangout for mercenaries of all sorts really WERE true.
Besyanteo: (Hee)
Lithaladhwen: So you're... I guess, Zeke?
CGNakibe: IM: Its always good when your information actually pans out.
Arch mage144: Can't say I'd ever worked with him before. He's a riot. *chuckles and motions to Riss'ar for another drink*
Arch mage144: Yeah, that's me. Zeke Mazuo. *adjusts his military beret, then takes it off, because hey, he's indoors and he's warmer now*
Besyanteo: Eh. He was nice, when he wasn't yellign bloody and fuck and *gasps and slaps his own mouth*
Lithaladhwen: *laughs*
Besyanteo: ... Oops.
Lithaladhwen: IM: Oh, man! And he seemed to be trying so hard.
CGNakibe: *frowns, then smiles* I suppose that just slipped out, then.
Besyanteo: Sorry.
Lithaladhwen: It's cool.
CGNakibe: Don't worry about it.
Lithaladhwen: My name's Joss Hunter, and I was raised with a dwarven blacksmith. Don't worry about bad words. *grin*
Arch mage144: Self-styled mercenary for hire. You can't spend much time around here and not hear my name once or twice, especially if you run into anyone who's worked with me.
Besyanteo: ...Heh...
Arch mage144: *hands Joss a business card*
Lithaladhwen: *takes*
FFFan80 has entered the room.
Besyanteo: (XD)
Arch mage144: IM: I get the impression he can't afford me, but then, what's a kid need to hire a mercenary for, anyway?
FFFan80: (I have to at least lurk for this one =[)
Lithaladhwen: (Nothing. Not when he's a Big Damn Hero like Joss.)
Arch mage144: IM: The girl down the street pushed me in the dirt! KILL HER!
Lithaladhwen: (Hey Dave!)
Deus Fio: Zeke is mostly talk.
Arch mage144: *starts laughing at his own joke, which probably makes him look mildly nuts*
Deus Fio: I fought him once.
Besyanteo: (I told him who was here. I was hoping he'd play Stephan, but as I recall,)
Deus Fio: He's not so tough.
Besyanteo: (He did say he's promised some time to his MMO folks. :o)
Arch mage144: Careful with that, Ake, I'll cut your balls off.
Arch mage144: Again.
Arch mage144: *smirk*
Lithaladhwen: (Yeah, I figured. I just sent an ----)
Lithaladhwen: What?
CGNakibe: Hey. *looks over at Zeke*
Lithaladhwen: What were you fighting over?
Besyanteo: ... o_o
Besyanteo: Cu... his...
Besyanteo: That's not right...
Arch mage144: I already did it figuratively, after all.
Lithaladhwen: Why?
Deus Fio: *rude gesture*
CGNakibe: It just occured to me... um.... Zeke, was it?
Arch mage144: Hey, not my fault. Didn't realize you had a claim on the woman. Didn't realize you could claim that woman.
CGNakibe: Have you seen a tall guy around, about yea high? *insert handwaving* Probably a mercenary of some sort?
Lithaladhwen: Uh.........there are lots of those, ma'am.
Arch mage144: That's the least helpful description ever.
CGNakibe: *shrugs* Sorry. Its all I know for sure.
Besyanteo: ... Uhm.
Arch mage144: You realize people get described to me all the time? That's absolutely horrendous. I've gotten better from blind, deaf, mute cripples.
Lithaladhwen: Uhm. No name?
Besyanteo: No race? o.o;
Lithaladhwen: Yeah, even better.
CGNakibe: He might have changed it. Oh, and he's definitely human. o.o
Deus Fio: Well you were acting like you were all high and mighty tough because you can shoot a gun and all I know how to do is beat a man to within an inch of his life with my own bare, unaided hands.
Arch mage144: We have gender and a vague notion of his height.
CGNakibe: IM: Hadn't thought of that.
Arch mage144: Maybe you're talking about me.
Besyanteo: >.>
CGNakibe: >.> *chuckles* Um... no. Definitely not.
Besyanteo: ... Uhm... Mr... Ake was it?
Deus Fio: Ake Tanner.
Lithaladhwen: *waves to Ake* Joss.
Besyanteo: ARe we comparing powers? Cuz... I can set you on fire. *sage nod*
CGNakibe: You're definitely not my brother there.
Lithaladhwen: Can you?!
Besyanteo: ... Well yeah. o.o
Lithaladhwen: Awesome! *high five!*
Deus Fio: Huh? Brother?
Besyanteo: ... *fives!*
Arch mage144: Ah, get over it, punchy, I have nothing against you disciplined martial arts types. This isn't about that. You're just mad I do a better job of pleasing her than you do.
Deus Fio: "Punchy"?
Lithaladhwen: ....It was over a girl?
CGNakibe: *chuckles* Heh. Yeah. Just... I heard he might have been somewhere near here.
Deus Fio: Yes and no.
Deus Fio: We were both showing off for the girl.
Arch mage144: Say, does meditation make you better in the sack? Ki endurance and all that?
Lithaladhwen: *snickers*
Besyanteo: ... Uhm, ma'am. o.o
Deus Fio: Yes. Yes it does.
CGNakibe: *shakes her head* Typica... Hm? *looks down at Spark*
Besyanteo: This is a, uhm, city. A really well mixed up one.
Lithaladhwen: I don't spend a lot of time with women unless I'm, like, protecting them or something. I'm too young to be tied down, you know?
Arch mage144: *shrugs* Had to know.
Besyanteo: You're looking for a needle in a needle stack. o.o
Arch mage144: You know it, kid. I'm too young to be tied down.
CGNakibe: *Shrugs and chuckles* It was worth a shot, right?
Arch mage144: Tie me down when I'm dead. Ropes all around the coffin so I don't get out.
Besyanteo: I guess. o.o
Lithaladhwen: .....What are you, like...forty?
CGNakibe: (HAH)
Arch mage144: No! I'm twenty-nine!
Lithaladhwen: Yeah, okay.
CGNakibe: (Joss: All I know is that you're freakin OLD)
Lithaladhwen: IM: They all say that.
Besyanteo: (HA)
Lithaladhwen: IM: At least, girls do. Maybe he's lying, too.
Arch mage144: IM: Kazeros, do I look fourty?
Arch mage144: IM: Hell no!
Arch mage144: IM: Man, that's just ridiculous.
CGNakibe: IM: This place is definitely good enough to start.
Lithaladhwen: (Mid life crisis!)
Besyanteo: *takes out a shiney quartz marble and plays with it while listening.*
CGNakibe: (Dammit, now Zeke has to go kill some people)
Arch mage144: So, why're you looking for this tall guy?
Besyanteo: (He and Kamos can have something in common!)
Arch mage144: You want to hire him?
CGNakibe: Not... exactly. Its recent events. Family business, you know?
Lithaladhwen: ....Uh huh. 'kay.
Lithaladhwen: Well, I don't know which tall guy you want.
Arch mage144: If you're looking for a mercenary, you already found the right tall guy.
CGNakibe: IM: Oh GOD. >.<
Arch mage144: Depends what you want me for.
Besyanteo: *starts picking little bits of ice out of his brush*
Arch mage144: I do escort jobs, too. *wink*
Arch mage144: Free of charge if the benefits are right.
Lithaladhwen: *to Spark* Are you okay?
CGNakibe: *blushes* I'm sure you're extremely.... talented, Zeke. Just... you're... *looks him over*
Lithaladhwen: (.....)
CGNakibe: Not quite what I'm looking for.
Besyanteo: ... Well, I was.
Besyanteo: *looks disgusted at them both*
CGNakibe: IM: Hopefully he'll get the hint. >.>
Lithaladhwen: Hm? Oh. I dunno. I wasn't paying attention.
Deus Fio: Yeah, he does. You'd be surprised how many women there are out there that want a half-man. Mostly virgins who don't want it to hurt so much.
Arch mage144: Too bad. *snaps his fingers at Riss'ar* Jaeger on ice!
Lithaladhwen: (Like Quinn, right?)
Besyanteo: ... But yeah. I need to ge another job. So I can by a coat. It's really cold this year.
Lithaladhwen: .....you're a fire mage, right?
Besyanteo: ... Well not exactly. I'm just better with fire.
Besyanteo: I'm a Shaman! ... In training.
Lithaladhwen: ...You should come work at the forge. *points at himself with one thumb* S'where I work.
Arch mage144: Half-man? Like, what's the other half? Elf? They're more gentle, I think. Angel? Demon? ...definitely not demon.
CGNakibe: IM: This isn't so bad a place though...
CGNakibe: *sighs* IM: Just wish I was here at a different time.
Besyanteo: Huh. Well... It's sure worth a try. o.o
Deus Fio: You know what I meant.
Besyanteo: ... *Whispers* What in Tunare's name are they talking about now?
Lithaladhwen: Well, yeah. Stop by Gunther's, and-- *shrug*
Arch mage144: Not really, you're practically speaking Barian. *sips liquor*
Lithaladhwen: I dunno.
Lithaladhwen: *w* I think that they're fighting over a girl, and Ake is making fun of Zeke for being bad at sex.
Lithaladhwen: *w* Guy stuff.
Deus Fio: Tiny, half-flaccid penis.
Besyanteo: ...
Arch mage144: Wouldn't know anything about that.
Deus Fio: *deadpans that with a surprisingly straight face*
Arch mage144: You seem to be an expert, however.
Lithaladhwen: See? I told you.
Besyanteo: *face to palm*
Arch mage144: Like I said, totally incomprehensible. Might as well speak Barian. I had a better conversation with a duck once.
Lithaladhwen: They're having a guy rivalry moment.
Besyanteo: Grown ups are stupid.
Lithaladhwen: They can be.
CGNakibe: *just nurses her drink* IM: Nope, kids, just the guys.
Lithaladhwen: Especially about sex. I don't really know why.
Arch mage144: I think he was speaking Inustani. Vocabulary was a little off, though. Don't know much Inustani, but if he was, he didn't need a mercenary. I asked him.
Arch mage144: In Inustani.
Deus Fio: How many languages can you ask if someone needs a mercenary in?
Besyanteo: ... *his ears perk up*
Lithaladhwen: (Zeke can do three things in each language: Ask for 1:Booze, 2:Sex, 3:Jobs.)
Arch mage144: Eh, maybe five.
Besyanteo: ¿Hablas inustani? o.o
Lithaladhwen: (Not always in that order.)
Besyanteo: Yo puedo, solo poquito. o.o
Lithaladhwen: *in dwarven* =I don't need a mercenary.=
Lithaladhwen: *grins*
Lithaladhwen: Do you know that one?
Deus Fio: I do.
Deus Fio: Fluent in Dwarven, actually.
Besyanteo: (Ha)
Lithaladhwen: Whoa! Cool!
Arch mage144: Not that one.
Arch mage144: I do know the Dwarven word for beer, because, come on.
Deus Fio: Fluent in Dwarven...conversant, I guess, in Nekonian, but don't ask me to relate any philosophy or anything. I could probably order some food and lodging.
Besyanteo: ... Come on what?
Arch mage144: IM: It's also one of the few languages I don't know how to proposition someone in.
Lithaladhwen: (Zeke should ask.)
Arch mage144: IM: Because I have never met anyone I would want to sleep with who spoke Dwarven ever.
CGNakibe: (Their beards scare him. >:P)
Lithaladhwen: (Must be the beards. *nod*)
Arch mage144: IM: Are there even dwarf women? There have to be, somewhere.
Lithaladhwen: (Well, they don't just spring out from the rocks, man.)
Besyanteo: (Zeke: =Are you a man or a woman?=)
Arch mage144: (I think if you ask that you're definitely not getting any)
Besyanteo: (=D)
Besyanteo: .... Oh!
Besyanteo: You were gonna tell me about, uhm, Gunther's.
CGNakibe: IM: Maybe the lead that he was hanging around here wasn't what we thought...
Lithaladhwen: Yeah. It's the forge where I work. I help make armor and some weapons. What I really do more of is glassblowing though. It's fun.
Lithaladhwen: I mean, when it doesn't explode. *grin*
Besyanteo: Heh... explosions. Eh heheh. Don't know anything about those.
Besyanteo: ...
Besyanteo: Nope.
Besyanteo: ^^;
Lithaladhwen: *laughs*
Lithaladhwen: Exaaactly.
Besyanteo: IM: Crap.
Arch mage144: *sips liquor and surveys the inn crowd; he's feeling considerably rejuvenated, at least as far as the weather goes*
CGNakibe: *comes downstairs from his room*
Besyanteo: *ears perk and he looks over*
CGNakibe: *Sees Joss* Hey!
Lithaladhwen: *glances* Hey! I was hoping you'd be around!
CGNakibe: *runs over* Oh, you were?
Arch mage144: *quirks an eyebrow* IM: Playmate?
Besyanteo: *sits, watching them from just next to Joss.*
Lithaladhwen: Yeah! Uh... *to Spark* What's your name again?
CGNakibe: IM: Jackpot. Maybe it wasn't so off after all...
Arch mage144: IM: Inn's full of kids today. It's like a damned playpen sometimes. At least I don't have to take care of them or anything silly like that.
Besyanteo: Spark, of the Arrowfists! *looks proud!*
Besyanteo: *... Wait a minute, he's not a garoujin, :-( *
CGNakibe: Hey. My name's Solis. Pleased to meet ya.
Lithaladhwen: Spark, this is my buddy Solis. Solis, Spark.
CGNakibe: *outstretched hand!*
Besyanteo: Hi Solis. *offers hand!*
Besyanteo: *Hearty shake then!*
CGNakibe: *shake shake*
Lithaladhwen: But yeah! I was hanging around because I didn't know if you'd be here and it was a slow afternoon at work.
Besyanteo: *His necklace bounces jauntily*
CGNakibe: What've you been doing at work anyway?
Arch mage144: *swirls his glass a bit, causing the ice to rattle*
Lithaladhwen: Um, well, I've been watching Gunther work with some armor jointing. I really want to make gauntlets. It's kind of complicated, but you end up with some really cool stuff.
CGNakibe: IM: So he IS here, though. Somewhere. Not that it matters.
Arch mage144: IM: Still have enough money in my pocket that I'm not really desperate for work. Just boring around here today.
MischiefMink: (oh man, now you've done it.)
Besyanteo: And he might be getting me a job with him. o.o
MischiefMink: (had to go and ask for excitement.)
Besyanteo: (Ha ha.)
Lithaladhwen: You should! It'd be great. We could hang out all day and play with fire!
Besyanteo: (May Zeke have an interesting life? =D)
CGNakibe: IM: I've got my information, in any case. *drinks down the rest of her soda*
blender_bunny@mac.com: (ALL SHALL FEAR)
Lithaladhwen: (Bes: Look at his kid. o_O )
Arch mage144: (He needs penetration. Which means he needs a woman's company or to stab someone in the face.)
Arch mage144: (They're equally satisfying.)
Besyanteo: (Heh)
CGNakibe: IM: Hm. Maybe its the ingredients or the lack of large factories.... they make a damn good orange soda.
Besyanteo: Heee. ^^
MischiefMink: (some people bring the interesting times with them)
Besyanteo: I think I will!
Arch mage144: *the orange soda's label suggests that it's imported*
Arch mage144: *it is not clear where it's imported from*
Lithaladhwen: *to the lady* I'm sorry, ma'am. I didn't really introduce myself. I'm Joss David Hunter, at your service. *offers a hand*
CGNakibe: *shakes lightly* Alright then, Joss.
Lithaladhwen: What's your name?
Besyanteo: *Is it terribly obvious that she's been watching Solis?*
CGNakibe: I'm Crystal Alistaire. Pleased to meet you.
Besyanteo: (Crystal, that is.)
Lithaladhwen: *grins* Pleased to meet you, too!
CGNakibe: *Not really. She's got the whole corner-of-eye thing working*
Besyanteo: *Righto!*
Lithaladhwen: If you need something, I mean, if someone's bothering you.....
Lithaladhwen: You don't have to hire a mercenary. You can always come find me. *thumbs up* I'll help out.
Besyanteo: *Cough*Mr.Zeke*Cough*
Besyanteo: (switch. =D)
CGNakibe: That's good to know.
Lithaladhwen: (Bes: =D)
Besyanteo: ( ^^)
Lithaladhwen: I may not be the tallest mercenary, but I'll give 'em what-for!
CGNakibe: ... this inn seems like a nice place, I must say.
CGNakibe: Strange... but nice.
Lithaladhwen: Yeah. I... kind of considered staying here, but I think it would be too weird.
Besyanteo: Why? It's comfy.
CGNakibe: Are you really gonna work with Joss, Spark? Because that'd really be pretty cool. o.o
T3chn0Namagomi has entered the room.
Besyanteo: Well, yeah. o.o I need money, and it sounds fun.
CGNakibe: Weird? In what way?
Besyanteo: (Hey Doug!)
Lithaladhwen: *to Crystal* That's kind of a long story. Every man's got his secrets, y'know!
Besyanteo: (Too many kids in the bar. =D)
Lithaladhwen: (Too many.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Yeah, keeping Kamos out of this)
Arch mage144: *scratches his neck*
CGNakibe: Yeah, Joss does make it sound really fun, doesn't he? Except I've never had the whole fire powers thing going.
Besyanteo: (Oh, and Zeke, come to think of it.)
CGNakibe: Heh. They all seem to, at least.
Lithaladhwen: You don't have to have the fire thing to help out. I mean, heck. You could just hang out with us.
Lithaladhwen: I know Gunther wouldn't mind.
Besyanteo: And we can probably teach you firey stuff. o.o
Besyanteo: If you want anyway.
CGNakibe: Really? That'd be kinda cool, but.. are you sure he won't mind? o.o;;;
Lithaladhwen: We can try. I mean, my stuff is a little different, but I can show you how to transpose the theories, Spark.
Arch mage144: *finishes his drink and just listens idly to the talking kids*
Lithaladhwen: It's not bad once you get used to it.
Lithaladhwen: *throws Solis a thumbs-up*
Besyanteo: Tran... tr...
Besyanteo: ...
Besyanteo: What?
Arch mage144: IM: Magic lessons. Heh.
Besyanteo: o_o;
FFFan80: (...this whole conversation is just wrong =[ )
CGNakibe: Well. *gets up from her spot* Its been an interesting enough time, but... it is getting a tad late.
Lithaladhwen: *to Spark* I'm not really a mage-mage. I just do magey things. I'm technically a psionicist.
T3chn0Namagomi: (Right. I'm going to just lurk and sulk about how ugly I am or somesuch.)
Besyanteo: ...
Lithaladhwen: (...I...I see.)
Besyanteo: *Scratches his head*
CGNakibe: I should be making my way home...
Arch mage144: (...that was random)
CGNakibe: (Doug is disallowed to consider himself and the word "Ugly" at the same time. Priod)
Lithaladhwen: Do you need me to walk you or anything?
Arch mage144: IM: All bleed the same.
CGNakibe: (*Period)
Besyanteo: (... Taht was a spot of the old Doug.)
Lithaladhwen: I mean, it's not always safe for a lady alone.
Lithaladhwen: *nod*
Arch mage144: (As opposed to a spot of tea)
Besyanteo: (Yes.)
CGNakibe: No thanks. I've actually got that under control, at the moment. But thanks. *smiles at Joss*
Lithaladhwen: Okay.
Arch mage144: Kid, I'm sure you're a hero and all, but I'm sure she can manage herself.
Lithaladhwen: Hey! At least one of the gentlemen here offered.
Lithaladhwen: Pfft.
CGNakibe: *puts her coat on, and walks out into the cold streets of Doma.*
Besyanteo: Ooooooooh.
Arch mage144: I'm not really a gentleman.
Lithaladhwen: Well, you should be.
CGNakibe: </Crystal?>
Besyanteo: No offense, Mr Zeke...
Besyanteo: But we knew you weren';t a gentlemen when you offered to stick her like a pig. *frowny*
Lithaladhwen: ....
DarkLordKelne has entered the room.
Lithaladhwen: He didn't say that.
Besyanteo: He almost did. o_o
CGNakibe: .... >.>;;
Lithaladhwen: Almost, maybe. But he didn't.
MischiefMink: *as the door opens a short woman with messy brown-blonde hair walks in, followed by a taller man in a top hat*
Arch mage144: Nah, that's too rough, kid. You never get laid asking that way.
Besyanteo: ... Oh hey,
Arch mage144: (It's Claude and Lillin)
Lithaladhwen: I wouldn't know. I'm too busy for women.
Lithaladhwen: (AAGGGGHHHH)
Besyanteo: There's a tall guy.
Lithaladhwen: (Where's Nova?)
Besyanteo: *is Crystal still inside?*
Arch mage144: Well, all we have to do is find out if he, too, is a mercenary.
Arch mage144: (She isn't.)
CGNakibe: Never seen those people here before. o.o;
CGNakibe: (She is not)
Besyanteo: ... Bah. She left already.
CGNakibe: (Sadness. >:{ )
blender_bunny@mac.com: It's colder than a witche's teat out there.
Arch mage144: You said it.
Arch mage144: *salutes the top-hatted man with his glass*
Arch mage144: *which, he realizes, is empty, and he frowns a little*
Deus Fio: Zeke here had a very unique analogy involving yeti genitalia.
Lithaladhwen: *orders a glass of egg nog with rum in it*
Arch mage144: You ever met a yeti with a warm sack?
Besyanteo: ... So. What's a sai-on-ee-sest?
CGNakibe: *frowns* What's with adults anyway?
Arch mage144: Come to think of which, have you ever met a yeti?
Lithaladhwen: *to Spark* It's like a mage, only different. Same effects, different method.
Besyanteo: Oh. Kay then.
Deus Fio: I'm one-eighth yeti.
Lithaladhwen: Are not.
Deus Fio: Didn't your mother ever tell you not to talk to strangers, kid?
Lithaladhwen: My mother is dead.
Besyanteo: ... Why would she do that?
Besyanteo: ... Mine too, actually. o_o
Arch mage144: Oooh. Burn.
Lithaladhwen: *sticks out his tongue*
MischiefMink: *shivers* Damn straight. How did you even survive growing up in these temperatures?
Lithaladhwen: IM: Talking about what my mom would tell me. Jerkwad.
Deus Fio: Ah. Well, here I am telling you that, then.
DarkLordKelne: ("I'm one-eighth human. And the other seven eighths are human too.)
Arch mage144: He called you on your bullshit, man, don't get mad just because you're not one eighth yeti.
Besyanteo: (Ha)
blender_bunny@mac.com: "It's called pig fat and vodka."
Arch mage144: ...that's a horrible cocktail.
CGNakibe: *snickers* That was mean, Joss. But... I think he deserved that anyway.
Arch mage144: I hope you aren't going to mix one of those, Riss'ar.
blender_bunny@mac.com: ....You don't drink it! What am I mad/
Lithaladhwen: What? She is. And he doesn't know what she'd think anyway.
Arch mage144: Riss'ar: I can if you really want to. *blinks* o.o
MischiefMink: ...pig fat?
Arch mage144: Riss'ar: You might be. A lot of our patrons are!
MischiefMink: That's disgusting.
Deus Fio: Like, cooked pig fat?
Arch mage144: Riss'ar: It...might be, just a little, but I think we have some.
Deus Fio: You could get pretty sick if it's raw, I know.
Lithaladhwen: If it's raw, it won't mix.
Lithaladhwen: It's solid.
Arch mage144: Riss'ar: Someone told me that elves don't eat pig. Is that true?
Besyanteo: I think that's just something Grownups say because they want us to shut up.
CGNakibe: Yeah, it'll just sit there and be all lumpy.
blender_bunny@mac.com: Well I never really learned the science of slimy, porkine fat but I suppose it might be.
Arch mage144: I think that's half the reason it's gross, kid.
Besyanteo: It never really works.
CGNakibe: But they keep saying it anyway.
Lithaladhwen: No. It doesn't. I don't know what my mom would say, but I know that Dsedh wouldn't want me to be scared of new people.
Deus Fio: (Porcine.)
MischiefMink: Ugh, just... just stop it. Pig fat! Eesh.
Lithaladhwen: Just because they think they're big and bad compared to me. *stick out tongue again!*
Arch mage144: (Dude's name needs more vowels)
Besyanteo: (Dsedh? o_o)
Deus Fio: (With a soft c sound, I think.)
Lithaladhwen: (Bes: Yes.)
Besyanteo: (Rit)
Besyanteo: ...
Arch mage144: (Because a soft C sounds like S)
Arch mage144: (...I'm not sure where C came from)
Besyanteo: Dsedh?
CGNakibe: Who's that, Joss? o.o
Deus Fio: (In "porcine", Brian?)
Lithaladhwen: Yeah. He used to be my dad's business partner. He taught me dwarven and glassblowing and stuff. Dsedh Mancutter.
Arch mage144: You two want anything normal to drink? Without the pig fat? It's on me. I feel generous today.
Lithaladhwen: He was a good guy.
Arch mage144: (Oh.)
Arch mage144: (I was thinking of "Dsedh")
MischiefMink: Certainly!
CGNakibe: *nods* Oh, I see.
Besyanteo: Oh.
Lithaladhwen: (That's it. I need some damn egg nog. BRB.)
Arch mage144: (Mmm)
blender_bunny@mac.com: Indeed!
MischiefMink: I'll have... oh, some sort of whiskey will be fine.
Arch mage144: *waves the newcomers over to the bar* Rivan whiskey, you heard the man, Riss'ar. I'm going to need another drink so I don't die of the cold weather. It's like I moved back to fucking Valt.
Arch mage144: *Valth
Arch mage144: Make it a stout. A good one.
Deus Fio: Did they have yeti testicles in Valth?
Besyanteo: ... Hey, Mr. Zeke. What's Valth like? No one ever talks about it.
Arch mage144: *the angelic bartender moves about, acquiring requested beverages*
Arch mage144: Sure, Ake, they're a delicacy there.
Arch mage144: Valth? Cold. Soil's not very good, either. Everybody eats a lot of fish and potatoes. The buildings are bigger, I suppose. More metal, less wood. Not as many trees unless you go up into the mountain.
Besyanteo: Huh. Sounds interesting.
Besyanteo: Maybe I can visit some day.
Arch mage144: It's alright. Can't operate the way I want to. *chuckles*
Arch mage144: Huh. You probably shouldn't, kid. They don't like foreigners. Worse than Riva. And forget it if you don't even look Valthi.
Besyanteo: Oh. ... Shoot.
Arch mage144: You'd have to sneak in, more than likely, and even then, you'd be arrested if you were outside the designated areas for foreigners and couldn't show papers or whatever.
Arch mage144: The military climate up there is too anal for me. Too much loyalty to corporations that don't really give a shit about the people working for them.
Arch mage144: I was trained as a mage hunter. Most useful thing they ever did for me. After that, I bailed.
Lithaladhwen: (I had to make egg nog. I'm back.)
Besyanteo: (Welcome!)
Besyanteo: IM: ... Well, that sounds like the most awful place ever now.
Besyanteo: ... Suck.
DarkLordKelne has left the room.
Arch mage144: There's a good reason I don't live there, y'know?
DarkLordKelne has entered the room.
Besyanteo: Heh. I guess so.
Arch mage144: Fuckin' war zone.
Lithaladhwen: Hm. That sounds fair.
CGNakibe: Sounds like a place I'd rather not go, mister.
Lithaladhwen: Ordinarily I disapprove of people betraying those they've got ties to.... but I can see where you're coming from.
CGNakibe: Never ever.
Lithaladhwen: And I think it makes sense.
Lithaladhwen: (Hmmmmm egg nog.)
Arch mage144: *shrugs* I've got a family. You might've met my cousin. They're alright and all. Just don't need to be tied down to anyone like that. Not long-term.
Lithaladhwen: (Made it from scratch, I did. And it's tasty.)
Besyanteo: (=D)
Besyanteo: That sounds kinda sad.
MischiefMink: *receives her drink and takes a sip* Hmm... this is good.
Lithaladhwen: It happens.
Arch mage144: Sounds like the bells of freedom to me. *drink*
CGNakibe: If you say so.
Lithaladhwen: *looks up at Zeke* I don't live with my dad, either.
Lithaladhwen: *nodnod*
Lithaladhwen: Gotta do my own thing.
Arch mage144: Everybody lives their own way, kid. You just have to make the best of it. If it doesn't bother you, then you're making the right decision.
Besyanteo: Whats your Dad like, Joss?
Lithaladhwen: Huh? He used to be okay. I don't really worry about him anymore.
Deus Fio: Sounds like what my father told me when I told him I was giving up architecture for martial arts.
CGNakibe: Haven't seen him in a while, then, Joss?
Deus Fio: "Do everything you do the best way you can, and you'll have no regrets. You're your own man."
Arch mage144: You can't do something you hate for the rest of your life. Pretty obvious to me.
Lithaladhwen: Well, yeah. Several months. We didn't part on great terms, and it's not really a big deal. He hasn't been that great since we found out about my powers. He was cool for a while then, but it didn't last.
Deus Fio: My mother flipped a shit.
Lithaladhwen: So I went to do the stuff I need to do on my own, and it's mostly been okay.
Besyanteo: *he just nods*
Arch mage144: Sounds good to me, kid. Be a hero on your own terms.
CGNakibe: I don't get that.
Arch mage144: If that's what you want.
CGNakibe: Why wouldn't he be okay with your powers, anyway?
CGNakibe: I mean, its not like you're burning up stuff just cause you can, right? o.o
Lithaladhwen: Oh, he was. He was cool with it. But I think he lost interest.
Lithaladhwen: *shrug*
Lithaladhwen: It's more my thing than his.
MischiefMink: *keeps an eye on the conversation, sipping her drink occasionally*
Besyanteo: ... Lost... interest. *blank stare*
Lithaladhwen: What?
CGNakibe: I don't see how he could lose interest either.
Besyanteo: Just... weird. My real parents died when I was little, and got adopted by the Arrowfist clan. So... I kinda have lots and lots of moms and Dads. And they were always interested in what I was doing. Or what I wanted... that stuff.
Arch mage144: Eh, I think I follow the kid's logic.
Arch mage144: You'd be amazed. A lot of people don't like it when other people have "special powers."
DarkLordKelne has left the room.
Lithaladhwen: *shrug*
CGNakibe: Brother never had a problem with MY powers. o.o
Lithaladhwen: Your brother is cool.
CGNakibe: But then.... I think Brother always knew about them.
Arch mage144: Lucky you.
DarkLordKelne has entered the room.
Lithaladhwen: Dsedh knew about my powers before my dad did. He found out by accident.
Lithaladhwen: My dad was really cool for a while. We hung out and I made things for him. But he's got some problems.
Lithaladhwen: So yeah. He gets distracted from most things.
DarkLordKelne has left the room.
Deus Fio: (I'll be back in a second.)
DarkLordKelne has left the room.
Besyanteo: Huh. Ok, I guess.
blender_bunny@mac.com: *Mercutio coughs lightly into his drink*
DarkLordKelne has entered the room.
CGNakibe: *shrugs*
Arch mage144: *yawns*
MischiefMink: *looks at him* You a'ight?
blender_bunny@mac.com: Reminds me of home, 'cept warmer.
Arch mage144: What, this inn?
MischiefMink: Heh. This place is nothing like home for me. Too cold, all the time. *looks at her mostly-empty glass* Drinks aren't too bad though.
Arch mage144: It's owned by a dragon. She tends to keep it pretty toasty in here.
Besyanteo: *finishes his drink*
Lithaladhwen: Are dragons endothermic or exothermic?
Lithaladhwen: (More SAT words from the boy.)
Arch mage144: Are dragons what?
Besyanteo: ... what?
Lithaladhwen: *siiiiigh*
CGNakibe: What's that mean? o.o Haven't heard it before.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...Endothermic.
Lithaladhwen: You make your own body heat because you're a mammal.
Besyanteo: >.>
Besyanteo: *looks over!*
Lithaladhwen: Do dragons?
CGNakibe: Oh. Oh.
CGNakibe: Probably not. o.o
Arch mage144: Well, she's a half.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...Yes.
Arch mage144: I bet she does.
Besyanteo: *WHO IS THAT MAN?*
CGNakibe: I never thought about this before.
Arch mage144: Hey, it's my cousin! *looks over* Kam-Kam! Speaking of family.
T3chn0Namagomi: *yeah, it's Kamos.*
T3chn0Namagomi: ...Oh hell.
Lithaladhwen: ....Hi Kamos.
T3chn0Namagomi: YOU.
Lithaladhwen: What, me?
T3chn0Namagomi: No.
Besyanteo: ... *ears flatten* Uhm... Is there... a problem? o_o;
CGNakibe: Huh?
T3chn0Namagomi: >_> He's a raving pervert that seems to enjoy accusing me of varied falsities.
Lithaladhwen: Oh. Okay.
Lithaladhwen: As long as you didn't mean me.
Arch mage144: *whispers to Joss* He has a dragongirl fetish. He keeps lying about it. He's got a thing for the Queen.
T3chn0Namagomi: No. You're not--
Arch mage144: *w* Then he found some other dragongirl.
Besyanteo: Mr. Zeke's a liar? o.o
T3chn0Namagomi: What the hell are you whispering to him?
Lithaladhwen: Uh huh..... my girlfriend's from Therney. *shrugs*
Lithaladhwen: She's human. So I wouldn't know about that.
Arch mage144: We're talking man-to-man. You wouldn't understand.
Lithaladhwen: *grins*
Lithaladhwen: Heh.
T3chn0Namagomi: YOU BETTER NOT BE TELLING HIM I HAVE A DRAGON FETISH! Because I don't, damnit!
blender_bunny@mac.com: This place is nothing like home, to warm. At least something else is happenin' though. *He stretched* Brilliant plans?
Arch mage144: So, dragongirls put out their own heat?
Besyanteo: ....
CGNakibe: *snickers*
Arch mage144: I guess this answers a few questions about your activities of late. *sips stout*
T3chn0Namagomi: ...e.e
MischiefMink: *shrugs* I dunno. I'm actually running a little dry on brilliant plants at the moment.
Besyanteo: *Scratches his chest*
Arch mage144: I can only think of one way you'd know that, and I doubt it's because you opened a clinic for half-dragons and started taking their temperatures.
CGNakibe: *w to Joss* Mister Kamos is so excitable sometimes.
Lithaladhwen: Huh. Well, learn something new every day. And you never know where or how, but you do. *nod*
MischiefMink: Gimme another glass of this whiskey though...
Lithaladhwen: *nods to Solis* I know.
blender_bunny@mac.com: Ah, whiskey the muse of the miserly man.
MischiefMink: On occasion.
Arch mage144: IM: Never seen those two before.
Arch mage144: I can think of a better muse for a miserly woman. Cheaper than whiskey.
Arch mage144: Warmer, too. *smirk*
T3chn0Namagomi: Oi, a sake, damnit!
Lithaladhwen: *looks at Zeke's new target*
T3chn0Namagomi: *yeah, Kamos is ordering his damn Nekonian drink*
blender_bunny@mac.com: *Mercutio looked down at Kite*
CGNakibe: *looks over at the strange newcomers to the inn*
Arch mage144: (Kamos: *gets made fun of for being Nekoalthi*)
blender_bunny@mac.com: I do believe our friend is asking for a tussle in the tropics.
Lithaladhwen: Hey, Kamos. You got sake last time. It good?
Arch mage144: Oh, so she's yours?
MischiefMink: Tch. Yeah, I think he is.
T3chn0Namagomi: I believe it is, anyway.
T3chn0Namagomi: Lots of others hate it, but *shrugs*
Lithaladhwen: Huh. I'll try it. *orders one, hot*
blender_bunny@mac.com: No. It's simply that...well. She pimps me out, not the other way around.
Lithaladhwen: I've heard good things elsewhere. I read about it when I was in my bushido phase.
Lithaladhwen: *nodnod*
MischiefMink: *laughs* I guess you could say that...
Arch mage144: Really now. Well, you're not my type, exactly. *frowns a little* How to put it...
Besyanteo: Huh. Never heard of it. Can I try some of yours? *to Joss*
Arch mage144: ...too male.
Lithaladhwen: *nods to Spark*
Deus Fio: (I'm back.)
MischiefMink: Anyway, we're just here for the drinks at the moment... you are?
Arch mage144: *reaches into his coat and produces a business card*
blender_bunny@mac.com: ... I suppose I am.
CGNakibe: Could I... try some too, Joss?
Lithaladhwen: Yeah, I can share. *gets warm sake and three little cups*
blender_bunny@mac.com: *He strokes his stubble in appreciation* My male magnetism is almost animalistic.
Lithaladhwen: This is all of it. We'll just split it.
Besyanteo: (WARNING, TINY GROUP OF DRUNK CHILDREN APPROACHING)
MischiefMink: A business card, mm? Why so fancy?
Arch mage144: *it's plain white...or maybe it's bone...no, it could be talc...well, whatever color it is, it has simple embossed black letters that read "Zeke Mazuo -- Mercenary for Hire"*
Lithaladhwen: (Oh my God.)
Lithaladhwen: (It even has a watermark.)
Besyanteo: (Hee)
CGNakibe: (... do we WANT to see Spark, Joss, and Solis drunk?)
Lithaladhwen: (Damn it, Zeke. When'd a nitwit like you get so damn tasteful?)
Besyanteo: (Spark would be great drunk.)
CGNakibe: (Also Ashley? This obviously ends in murder. >:{)
Besyanteo: (All life's problems, saolved weith shiney rocks.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (It's sake. I've heard it's not THAT alcoholic at all)
Besyanteo: (solved*)
MischiefMink: *takes the card and looks at it a moment* Mercenary, eh?
Besyanteo: (Doug: I know. I'm mostly being silly.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Eh. I might be coming down with something.)
Besyanteo: ( :-( )
Lithaladhwen: (18%-25% by vol.)
Arch mage144: (Zeke: *puts on his Vaniyakna trenchcoat and his Giorgio Domanada sunglasses and his Purrada boots*)
Besyanteo: (I am as well, actually.)
Lithaladhwen: (It's fairly strong.)
Besyanteo: *WELL!*
Besyanteo: *He takes his cup,*
Besyanteo: *And...*
Lithaladhwen: *they all try a little shots-worth!*
Arch mage144: IM: Hey, she can read. I like that in a woman.
Besyanteo: (Hm. I don't actually know what it tastes like. Therefore...)
Lithaladhwen: Huh.
Arch mage144: IM: Heh, just kidding. Not that much of a dick.
CGNakibe: *driinks* o.o
Lithaladhwen: It's kind of sweet. I didn't expect that.
Arch mage144: IM: Wait, do I have to explain my...don't get distracted, you idiot!
Besyanteo: (That helps!)
Lithaladhwen: And it's good warm which is weird.
Besyanteo: ... *after the initial sip, he drinks more*
Lithaladhwen: Not like most things.
T3chn0Namagomi: *drinking his own, of course*
CGNakibe: Real weird.
T3chn0Namagomi: (XD)
Besyanteo: Bah. Weird is good.
Lithaladhwen: Good idea, Kamos. I kinda like it.
T3chn0Namagomi: (Thing is, Kamos only told them that he liked it. THEY'RE the ones that ordered it. XD)
Besyanteo: ... There's something else in it thought. IT sort of... kinda burns the back of my tongue.
blender_bunny@mac.com: Hmmm mercenary work, make a lot? Rescuing the damsels and what not?
Arch mage144: (It tastes vaguely sweet, generally has quite a lot of bite to it compared to wine, but it doesn't really taste anything like grape wine)
Lithaladhwen: (The first sake was called kuchikami no sake, or "chewing-in-the-mouth sake," and was made by people chewing rice, chestnuts, millet, acorn and spitting the mixture into a tub.)
Arch mage144: If that's what I'm hired to do, sure.
CGNakibe: It does kinda... burn a bit....
Lithaladhwen: Not so bad, though. Not like Valthka does.
blender_bunny@mac.com: Pay well? Always fancied myself a warrior of fortune and my associate can handle a nasty box cutter.
Besyanteo: ... Valthka?
Lithaladhwen: Or even a lot of whiskey. Most whiskey, really.
Besyanteo: ... This is alcohol?
Besyanteo: 6_6
T3chn0Namagomi: Yeah.
Besyanteo: ... Pft.
T3chn0Namagomi: *drinks more*
Besyanteo: People make too big a deal out of this. o.o
CGNakibe: That's all it is? o.o I don't see why it makes everyone act all weird and stuff.
Lithaladhwen: Yeah. Just be careful of it. If you don't watch yourself, you can take it too far.
Lithaladhwen: A little goes a long way. *nods*
T3chn0Namagomi: Too much, as he said, WILL fuck up your head something awful
Arch mage144: Reasonably.
Besyanteo: Huh. Kay then.
CGNakibe: But how much is too much? 6.6;; *looking at his cup*
Arch mage144: It pays well enough that it's a full time job in this region.
Besyanteo: *finishes the cup*
Lithaladhwen: *to Solis* I could tell you by looking at you, but it's different for everyone.
Lithaladhwen: You're not there yet.
Besyanteo: Mmm. Yum.
T3chn0Namagomi: *smirks* Heh. Definitely not like most kids.
MischiefMink: Well this is supposed to be the city of adventurers. I would assume there's all sorts of quests and whatnot to keep you busy.
Lithaladhwen: Who's not?
T3chn0Namagomi: You.
blender_bunny@mac.com: My, my! That's almost profitable. Not as profitable as some of my past ventures perhaps but certainly worth expanding into.
Besyanteo: That's because we're heroes! ... In training.
CGNakibe: I don't adventure or stuff like that... well, I don't MEAN to...but....
Deus Fio: *Ake finishes his last drink, stands up, scratches an itch on his side, and puts on his coat.*
Lithaladhwen: Oh. *sighs* See, it's not me. Not really. My dad's a drunk. You can tell after a while when people are going screwy.
Deus Fio: It's been nice, but I have a tournament to go to.*
Deus Fio: (-*)
Lithaladhwen: I won't let them go screwy. I promise. *serious nod*
CGNakibe: People with scary skeletons and stuff like that keep showing up and they're all creepy and I have to blast em.
T3chn0Namagomi: *drinks* Heh...point there, I take it.
Deus Fio: I'll see you all again, I'm sure.
Lithaladhwen: *to Solis* It's cool. I won't let anyone mess with you.
Besyanteo: Ehg. Do all the bad people use zombies and skeletons now?
Lithaladhwen: *waves to Ake*
MischiefMink: *turns to Merc* Ah, but we already do so much, would we really ahve time to go running about the continent like that?
CGNakibe: No, just the stupid ones. *nod nod*
Lithaladhwen: IM: ....no.... sometimes they use people......
T3chn0Namagomi: Oi, Zeke! You're being drafted.
Lithaladhwen: ....
Arch mage144: Am I, now?
Arch mage144: Who's drafting me?
blender_bunny@mac.com: I've done it once already and I met you, didn't I?
DarkLordKelne: (Y'know, I just have to do something now.)
Besyanteo: (?!)
Lithaladhwen: (!)
Besyanteo: (Minion?)
DarkLordKelne: (But who to use for it? *grins*)
T3chn0Namagomi: Yeah. I am. It's for an event. *gets up*
MischiefMink: Mm, fair enough.
Lithaladhwen: .....Huh?
MischiefMink: That you did.
CGNakibe: Wha? o.o
Arch mage144: You want to give me some details?
Arch mage144: I can't just get up and follow you.
Deus Fio has left the room.
blender_bunny@mac.com: "She is the nightmare of customer service."
T3chn0Namagomi: Now, now, not immediately. *smirk*
Arch mage144: I was going to say. You're not paying me, so I'm sitting right here unless it's really interesting.
DarkLordKelne: *And, as if in response to Solis's earlier comment, a mouldering skeleton shambles into the bar, clad in decaying rags.*
Lithaladhwen: ....
Besyanteo: ... AHG!
MischiefMink: ...
Besyanteo: KILL IT WIT HFIRE!
T3chn0Namagomi: *w2Zeke* In actuality, if current situations go right, you will be needed as the best man.*
T3chn0Namagomi: ...
Lithaladhwen: *steps in front of the other kids*
CGNakibe: >.<
Besyanteo: *charges up a spell!*
Lithaladhwen: No fire in here!
Besyanteo: ...
Lithaladhwen: No!
T3chn0Namagomi: 9_9
Besyanteo: Oh, right.
DarkLordKelne: Nuts. I lose the bet.
Besyanteo: Wood.
Besyanteo: *dispells*
Arch mage144: ......
Lithaladhwen: *sighs and relaxes a little*
Lithaladhwen: Kill it without fire.
CGNakibe: o.o
Arch mage144: Oh, is that so?
CGNakibe: T: That was MEAN.
Besyanteo: ....
DarkLordKelne: *Abruptly, the skeleton illusion drops, leaving a young man in red coat*
Arch mage144: ...also...
Besyanteo: It talked. o_O
Besyanteo: ...
Arch mage144: ...what the hell?
T3chn0Namagomi: *w* Yes. That should be s--
T3chn0Namagomi: <_<;
Arch mage144: Oh, an illusion. Clever.
CGNakibe: (Yes, that WAS general)
MischiefMink: Indeed.
Besyanteo: That's not very smart. o_o;
Lithaladhwen: Huh. Stupid.
Arch mage144: Wait a minute, so you're having a wedding? A real wedding?
Arch mage144: Not just exchanging legal documents?
Arch mage144: How romantic! *chuckles*
CGNakibe: You could've gotten yourself hurt like that, mister. >.< And you HAD to be a creepy skeleton.
T3chn0Namagomi: *w* Everyone else pressured me into it. Saying that she'd like it better that way
MischiefMink: (to Merc) or slightly-less-than-legal documents...
Arch mage144: *w* She will, you fool.
Lithaladhwen: *crosses his arms* You're lucky I made a solemn vow not to set fires on this property.
DarkLordKelne: Sorry about that. I bet a friend that people would put up with anything around here if it just acted normally. Didn't even get to order a drink.
Arch mage144: *w* She's a woman, trust me.
CGNakibe: (At random: *Kicks Kamos AND Zeke out*)
Arch mage144: There're some things we won't tolerate.
CGNakibe: (*Puts up No More Mazuos sign*)
Arch mage144: Like dead people.
Arch mage144: If they're moving, anyway.
CGNakibe: (Poor Zea. Poor poor Zea. ;_; )
Lithaladhwen: (I know.)
Lithaladhwen: (Persecuted because of relatives she doesn't even know.)
Arch mage144: This is no place for the lost skeleton of some necromancer.
Lithaladhwen: (Well, she met Zeke once.)
DarkLordKelne: Oh yes? So that family of vampires is just my imagination, then?
Lithaladhwen: (AH! *throws a sheet over the illusion* Now it's lost.)
CGNakibe: Weirdo.
Arch mage144: I prefer not to pay attention to people who do things like drink blood.
Besyanteo: ... *shudders* Vampires...
Arch mage144: Somebody else's problem. Might as well not be there.
blender_bunny@mac.com: *Mercutio sniffs* Your just jealous that you didn't get to be the minister at the last one.
MischiefMink: *chuckles* Heheh. Yeah. That was something.
DarkLordKelne: *Shrugs* Oh well, let me buy a round of drinks to make up for it.
Lithaladhwen: ...'kay.
blender_bunny@mac.com: I must say having three wives does have it's bragging rights... even if we will never meet.
Arch mage144: I can handle that.
Besyanteo: ... Works for us. Free Sake!
Lithaladhwen: I want a sake. Hot. *nod*
Arch mage144: ...you're in a weird relationship, man.
Arch mage144: ...weird set of relationships.
Lithaladhwen: (Oh, Kamos. Corrupting Doma's youth.)
Besyanteo: (=D)
CGNakibe: I'd like a little more too, please. o.o
DarkLordKelne: *Gives the kids a somewhat odd look, but since the apparent guardian isn't raising a fuss...*
MischiefMink: *chuckles and finishes her drink* Oi, another, please.
CGNakibe: (Kamos is a horrible tempter!)
Arch mage144: So, are you one of his three wives, then? *quirks an eyebrow at Kite*
Besyanteo: (Just wait. Next we'll all be blowing up city blocks and making fun of the King.)
Lithaladhwen: (There's an apparent guardian?)
Besyanteo: (... Which doesn't sound particularly bad.)
Arch mage144: (Yeah, it's clearly Zeke)
T3chn0Namagomi: >_>;
CGNakibe: (Hey, these kids can guard themselves.)
MischiefMink: Ha, no, no.
DarkLordKelne: *Whoever they're sitting with.*
Arch mage144: (Don't turn into Hakaril on me)
Besyanteo: (Ha)
MischiefMink: He's just my business partner.
DarkLordKelne: *Anyway, drinks all round.*
Arch mage144: Aha. And what kind of business do you do?
blender_bunny@mac.com: We are associates, perhaps you've heard of us. The offices of M&K.
DarkLordKelne: Maybe I should've started smaller. Demons or somesuch.
Besyanteo: *Drinks this one more slowly, yes*
Lithaladhwen: Demons aren't always bad.
T3chn0Namagomi: *Yay more sake*
MischiefMink: All kinds of buisness. Trading mostly, but we're involved in quite a few other little ventures on the side.
Lithaladhwen: Corpses are. Usually.
Besyanteo: (... Hn. Now, should a 12 year old by drunk by now?)
CGNakibe: *does as well* Its still a little.. *cough* >.o;; Burny
Lithaladhwen: (Little buzzed.)
Lithaladhwen: (He'd feel it but wouldn't fall down drunk or anything.)
Lithaladhwen: (If he's anything like I am/was.)
Arch mage144: M&K? I can't claim to have heard of you, no.
CGNakibe: And I feel a little weird
Besyanteo: ... Oooh. Hey.
CGNakibe: *Blinks* o.o
T3chn0Namagomi: Never heard of you. >_>
Arch mage144: (Two "cups" of sake amounts to roughly a shot of hard liquor)
Lithaladhwen: Oh, then I think you should stop. A little is good. But too much and you can end up doing something you'll regret.
Besyanteo: I feel light headed.
MischiefMink: Well you've heard of us now, haven't you? All you'll need to do is remember it!
T3chn0Namagomi: (Like hitting on Quinn. XP)
Arch mage144: Heh. Good advice. So. Have any interesting wares?
Besyanteo: (Spark: Hey babeh)
Lithaladhwen: (Few people ever regret that.)
CGNakibe: (Who regrets hitting on Quinn?)
Besyanteo: (Quinn: ... Where the fuck is your mother?)
CGNakibe: (Ashley? OUT. OUT!)
MischiefMink: Perhaps, perhaps! What is it that you're looking for?
DarkLordKelne: Point. So anything mindless and evil is out. What about intelligent and evil? I do a mean Mind Flayer impression.
Lithaladhwen: (Yeah. Spark is too young.)
CGNakibe: (Save the head invading for later. >:P)
Besyanteo: (Hee)
Lithaladhwen: That I could handle because I can't kill him on sight.
Lithaladhwen: It wouldn't be right to kill him for his species.
T3chn0Namagomi: Surprisingly enough, never ran into those things before. Ever.
Lithaladhwen: I know about 'em. They suck your brain out.
Besyanteo: ... Ouch.
T3chn0Namagomi: Yeech. Thankfully, I stay out of "sucking range" for things in general.
Arch mage144: Hmm...well, honestly, anything interesting I can spend my money on. *chuckles*
Arch mage144: Even your woman, Kamos?
Arch mage144: *zing!*
blender_bunny@mac.com: We do sell a number of particularly amazing products. Our current hot seller is snake oil, it's a miracle of modern times.
DarkLordKelne: Met one once that confined itself to cow brains.
Lithaladhwen: ....
Besyanteo: Beefy. o.o
Arch mage144: Snake oil? I'm going to ask a stupid question. Is it really made from snakes?
T3chn0Namagomi: ...Don't make me smack you.
CGNakibe: *frowns* Still weird. Eating brains and stuff is really weird.
Arch mage144: "Only you can prevent you from taking action." A Nekonian ninja master said that to me once.
Besyanteo: Eh.
Lithaladhwen: ....You know a ninja master?
Besyanteo: Brains aren't bad. ... Just...
CGNakibe: Are they, like, all sneaky and stuff?
Arch mage144: No, I met one briefly.
Besyanteo: Don't make it yourself if you don't ahve to.
Arch mage144: You bet he was sneaky.
CGNakibe: Do they blend in so you can't see em until "BAM", there's someone right next to you that you never saw?
CGNakibe: Because that's kinda cool.
Besyanteo: I hear they have tentacle faces.
Arch mage144: Yeah. Hell yeah. I worked with a ninja once, too. Crazy woman.
CGNakibe: Icky.
Lithaladhwen: Oh, a lady fighter?
DarkLordKelne: Yep. Makes them pretty obvious.
CGNakibe: What was she like?
Besyanteo: *puts a hand under his jaw and wiggles his fingers* I want to suc kyou brains!
Arch mage144: Yeah...lady fighter.
Besyanteo: ...
Arch mage144: Crazy, I said. But the most sane out of anybody in that whole outfit.
CGNakibe: *giggles at Spark's Cthu... err, I mean Illithid impression*
Besyanteo: Mr. Myrnal? <.<
Arch mage144: ...Mrs, I would think.
Besyanteo: (Ms.*)
Arch mage144: *Ms.
Lithaladhwen: Myrnal? Oh! Stephan's friend. I know her. I met her once.
DarkLordKelne: Unfortunately, they can mess with your mind, so people often don't get the chance to run.
Besyanteo: ... Wow.
CGNakibe: Brother told me about her once.
Besyanteo: We know alot fo the same people.
Arch mage144: She's vicious, but reliable.
CGNakibe: Said that he thought she was really good.
Lithaladhwen: ....wow.
Arch mage144: Gave her my boot knife. I imagine it's seen a lot of use between now and then.
Lithaladhwen: That's cool. I like to hear about lady fighters. Sometimes I feel like they don't get out and do stuff enough. It's always sad when they don't do things just cuz they're girls.
Lithaladhwen: She seemed okay.
DarkLordKelne: Anyway, places to go and all that. *Wanders out*
Besyanteo: *waves!*
Arch mage144: I'd trust my back to her any day.
CGNakibe: Bye!
Besyanteo: She's pretty nice, I think.
Besyanteo: She helped when I saw Zombies the first time and got a little, uhm, freaked out.
Lithaladhwen: Huh. Well... hopefully I'll be there next time, and I can just blast them.
Besyanteo: Mr. Stephan did that pretty good, too.
DarkLordKelne: *A few seconds later there is a loud BANG* You shot me! Well, what did you expect me to do?!
Besyanteo: He blew up- AHG
Besyanteo: *covers his ears*
Lithaladhwen: .....*goes to look outside*
DarkLordKelne: Get out of my sight before I shoot you again to remove your stupidity from the world.
Besyanteo: *follows shortly after*
CGNakibe: >.O;;
CGNakibe: *follows as well*
CGNakibe: *gathers his cards up from their pouch, just in case they're needed*
T3chn0Namagomi: Anyway, I might as well leave. Got a free drink, and it's not like I can do anything else.
Besyanteo: (Belatedly: We could be our own font based power ranger force in the making.)
DarkLordKelne: *The guy in the red coat is beating a hurried retreat as a man in a blue one stands glaring after him*
CGNakibe: (Hahahaha)
T3chn0Namagomi: >_> DON'T spread bullshit rumors about me, cousin.
Besyanteo: (R G B!)
CGNakibe: (By our POWERS COMBINED!)
Arch mage144: Never, Kammy.
Besyanteo: (Sadly, we have no friends.)
T3chn0Namagomi: ...
DarkLordKelne: Bloody idiots. What's the damn city coming to?
Besyanteo: (We need to become overlords!)
MischiefMink: *sighs, turns to Merc* Hm, you know, I think they've forgotten about us again.
Lithaladhwen: .......
T3chn0Namagomi: DON'T CALL ME THAT, DAMNIT!
Lithaladhwen: *heads back inside*
Arch mage144: *quirks an eyebrow* Who?
Besyanteo: Please stop yelling! >_<
CGNakibe: (Kamos: THRUST KICK!)
Arch mage144: And I still want to know what's in that snake oil. What do you do with it, anyway, lubricate things?
T3chn0Namagomi: -v-# I hate you...*walks out.
DarkLordKelne: *Still muttering, Kelne enters the JD* Turning into a bloody illithid right in front of my face...
blender_bunny@mac.com: It's the beard, it drags them back in again. *He winked at Kite*
Arch mage144: IM: Score.
CGNakibe: o.o <.< See you... um... Later, mister Kamos.
MischiefMink: Surprisingly enough, it can actually be used to help hair growth!
Besyanteo: *goes back to sit down again*
Arch mage144: I have plenty of hair. *runs fingers through it* Guess I don't need it.
Lithaladhwen: Well, that was weird.
CGNakibe: Yeah, it was.
Besyanteo: I hate guns... ow, my head...
MischiefMink: You could use it for smoother skin, too. You know, to look all pretty for those princesses you rescue.
DarkLordKelne: *Absently reloads said gun*
Lithaladhwen: *to Kelne* Can you not shoot that again so close?
Lithaladhwen: It hurts Spark's ears.
Besyanteo: *rubbing his little half-drunk kitsune head!*
DarkLordKelne: Right. Sorry about that. Honestly, I don't what the man expected to happen.
T3chn0Namagomi: (Uuuuugh. Headache...)
Besyanteo: ... He walked in as a zombie earlier.
CGNakibe: Oh. That guy that came in here pretending to be a zombie and such?
Besyanteo: Joss had to stop be from burning him up.
blender_bunny@mac.com: Hair growth? Who needs it for that! It increases stamina tenfold! And for those who stamina is not a problem? Need to bulk up or slim down?
blender_bunny@mac.com: Perhaps you'd like to be a little more shapely, ladies? Kite is not only a creator but also a success story!
Lithaladhwen: *shrugs*
CGNakibe: He was being mean trying to scare us and stuff.
Arch mage144: ...so it fixes everything?
DarkLordKelne: Wonderful. Well, he tried the mind flayer routine on me and I shot him. Reflex.
blender_bunny@mac.com: *He grabs Kite* Look at these exotic features, you'd think she was born with them!
CGNakibe: (*chuckles at BB*)
Arch mage144: Is it some kind of magic potion?
Lithaladhwen: (Mercutio and Kite are GREAT, man.)
blender_bunny@mac.com: (This is what Mercutio does for a living XD)
MischiefMink: (Hehe. And they're not even really on a roll here)
Besyanteo: (Hakaril needs to come in and extol on real alchemcy versus quack conmen. :o)
MischiefMink: (Yeah, Mercutio's the hack salesman, Kite is... the buisiness manager/everything else.)
blender_bunny@mac.com: (Kite is the smart one Mercutio is just one hell of a bullshitter)
Arch mage144: A magic potion made from snakes. Who knew?
DarkLordKelne: One hopes he's learnt a lesson from this. If not, I'm sure someone else will rid us of his stupidity.
MischiefMink: No, no, this isn't a potion, it's a tonic! Purely all-natural.
Besyanteo: ... All natural?
Arch mage144: ...wait, as opposed to what?
Besyanteo: *stands and heads over*
Besyanteo: Uhm, what did you say is in it?
MischiefMink: Well... as opposed to something brewed up in a lab somewhere. With potions, there could be anything in it.
Besyanteo: I'm a Shaman! ... In training. I might be able to use it.
Arch mage144: Snakes. It's called snake oil.
DarkLordKelne: *Flicks a glance over at the snake oil salesman*
Besyanteo: .....
Besyanteo: *lauyghs.*
Besyanteo: *Really hard*
Besyanteo: No - ha - really...
MischiefMink: Exactly. Didn't you ever wonder how snakes keep their scales so smooth and shiny? It's oil, obviously.
Besyanteo: What is it?
Besyanteo: ...
Besyanteo: o_ó
CGNakibe: .... What's worng, Spark?
Besyanteo: Snakes... shed their skin...
Besyanteo: ...
Arch mage144: *looks confused* Well, yeah, but who cares what's in it, I just don't know how to cast spells to, say, heal myself, so I prefer someone else bottle them for me, you know?
CGNakibe: *wrong.
Besyanteo: You're a filthy liar. o_o
blender_bunny@mac.com: One hundred percent, cures what hurts you! The perfect gift! Buy one now and get two for almost the same price!
CGNakibe: <.<
Lithaladhwen: *looks to Spark* Are they?
CGNakibe: Really?
Besyanteo: Yeah. >_> ... Snake oil is a gag name for a worthless cure.
Arch mage144: Bah, I'm perfectly healthy and too good looking for my own good. But hey, if the price is right, I'll try it...huh?
Lithaladhwen: Huh. That's weird.
blender_bunny@mac.com: Ah the snakes you've seen, my lad. But have you ever been the farthest reaches of the red waters?
Besyanteo: We use it in the Shumans all the time when we're making fun of wandering potions salesmen.
Besyanteo: (Remind me: )
blender_bunny@mac.com: Our potion may sound like fraud but brave men have died to bring you the finest secretions of these rare beasts.
Besyanteo: (Does the setting have a "red waters"? So I know.)
Arch mage144: *blinks* Well, hey, you don't know where they're from. Maybe they have different snake oil.
Besyanteo: (Spark wouldn't.)
blender_bunny@mac.com: It's heretical, it's blasphemous, it's all natural.
DarkLordKelne: *Rolls his eyes* I've already shot one person for stupidity today. Just bear in mind that at least some of your customers will be capable of hunting you down.
MischiefMink: (It's a huge lake waaaay in the north of Igala)
Lithaladhwen: (But have many BOTHANS died to bring us this snake oil?)
Besyanteo: ... Well yeah, maybe. But it...
CGNakibe: (I think not)
Arch mage144: (The secret ingredient is Bothans.)
Besyanteo: It would be a really weird, coincidence. o_o
Besyanteo: (-,*)
Arch mage144: ...hmm, yeah, I guess it might.
MischiefMink: If you doubt us, we'd be happy to give you a small sample which you can try for free.
Arch mage144: *headscratch* I dunno. I'm not sure anything without magic is going to be any good.
Arch mage144: Free is a pretty color.
blender_bunny@mac.com: It's named by the ancient tundra walkers of the north. Their skin is as smooth as ice and their hair pure and white! They age to years past normal human reckoning.
Besyanteo: ... Whatever. I guess buy some you want. But I don't think it will do anything.
Besyanteo: *skips back to his table*
MischiefMink: Tch. You know, just because something isn't magic doesn't mean it isn't good.
Arch mage144: Hey, if it's free, I'm not buying it.
Arch mage144: Oh, I know that.
Arch mage144: I don't need magic to *makes cutting motion across throat*
Besyanteo: *stage whisper to the others* They're goign to screw him.
DarkLordKelne: You do know that the frozen north is too cold for snakes...
Lithaladhwen: ...*follows Spark over to his table*
Lithaladhwen: I dunno. His money. I guess they need to eat, too.
Besyanteo: *normal voice* I dunno what that means, but I heard someone say it once, about legal stealling or something.
Arch mage144: You have anything else? Just curious.
blender_bunny@mac.com: For your snakes my good fellow, my dear chappy, my ever-sharp chum.
Lithaladhwen: (Chappy is a rabbit.)
MischiefMink: (XD)
CGNakibe: It does sound rather weird, doesn't it?
MischiefMink: But of course. We could hardly be proper merchants if we only sold one product.
DarkLordKelne: As opposed to everyone else's snakes? Because I'm pretty sure they're one and the same.
blender_bunny@mac.com: The world is full of mysteries, be the first in Doma to sip on a bit of this one!
Besyanteo: ...
Besyanteo: *face palm*
Arch mage144: Nah, I don't like surprises. >_>
Arch mage144: You're aiming your sales pitch the wrong direction.
T3chn0Namagomi has left the room.
Besyanteo: *Real whisper!* If he drinks anything they sell, we should change tables. If it's bad and he throws up, he'll get some good distance.
MischiefMink: Perhaps you'd be interested in some small trinkets from the isle of Tristes? I have some amulets said to have washed up from the mystical isle of Marispola itself.
Lithaladhwen: *nods to Spark* Yeah, okay.
CGNakibe: *shakes his head* If he looks like he's gonna throw up, tell me.
CGNakibe: I can make it so it doesn't come this way.
Besyanteo: Really? o.o
CGNakibe: *sounds confident, for once.*
CGNakibe: Yeah.
Lithaladhwen: Neat! You're so much more awesome than you give yourself credit for, dude.
Lithaladhwen: You have, like, puke-diversion powers.
DarkLordKelne: *Shakes his head despairingly at the endless perfidity of his fellow man and goes back to his drink*
CGNakibe: Its... just something I know how to do.
Lithaladhwen: Well, I can't do it.
CGNakibe: (Minion: *jumps out from near the table at Kelne* Boogabooga!)
MischiefMink: (pukebending! ha!)
Lithaladhwen: And I'm pretty great. If you can do it and I can't, you're sooo much cooler than you think.
Arch mage144: Hmm. Amulets.
Besyanteo: I couldn't do that, either.
Besyanteo: ... I might be able to wash us off after, but it's not the same.
Arch mage144: You guys don't have any smuggled ammunition or anything, do you? Half the reason I was interested in your oil is that it might be good for cleaning my guns. I wasn't really too keen on drinking it
CGNakibe: I mean, you'd probably figure out a way to do that sort of thing too.
CGNakibe: If you lived in this place and stuff. *nod nod*
MischiefMink: Snake oil is good for lots of things. We never said you had to drink it.
blender_bunny@mac.com: Ah! Your interested in it's destructive qualities?
Lithaladhwen: Maybe. I dunno. I mainly just torch things.
Arch mage144: Now you're potentially speaking my language.
blender_bunny@mac.com: Snake oil is a scourge upon man as much of it's miracle.
MischiefMink: And, should you require ammunition... if we don't have any at the moment, I'm sure we could acquire some.
blender_bunny@mac.com: We do special orders.
blender_bunny@mac.com: Extra orders. Custom jobs.
Arch mage144: It's a pain in the ass to trek north all the time. I've got a stockpile, but I have to rely on smugglers, mostly.
CGNakibe: (Its a good thing we're playing kids. Because these two have serious Con Powers working already)
Besyanteo: ...
blender_bunny@mac.com: Smuggling is a dirty name.
CGNakibe: (We have no money for you. >:{{{ )
Lithaladhwen: (Yup.)
Besyanteo: *looks at Kelne* I've changed my mind. I'd like you to shoot them.
Lithaladhwen: (Well, Joss does. But all grownups are liars. Even the nice ones. You shouldn't give them money or trust them with anything.)
Lithaladhwen: ....Spark?
MischiefMink: (hehe)
Arch mage144: Ah, right. Not "smugglers." Traders. Sure.
Besyanteo: What?
DarkLordKelne has left the room.
Lithaladhwen: Are you sure?
CGNakibe: Are you sure about that?
CGNakibe: (Damn. Lost Futureman)
Lithaladhwen: (Peer pressure!)
MischiefMink: Traders, merchants, creative merchandisers. As I mentioned before, we do many things, outside of mere trading.
Besyanteo: ... Ok, let me say it differently:
blender_bunny@mac.com: We believe in the term foreign market distributors.
Arch mage144: Merchandisers?
Arch mage144: Hmmmm.
Arch mage144: *smiles a little* I have an idea.
Besyanteo: I won't be upset if you shoot them, but because guards and stuff don't like it, I won't ask you to shoot them.
Besyanteo: .... Better?
blender_bunny@mac.com: If you want to sell it, we can, for a nominal cut of course.
Arch mage144: *from somewhere deep within his coat, he produces a fucking stack of those business cards*
Lithaladhwen: ....um.
Arch mage144: Nah, no worries, no selling anything. How about you just give everyone you see one of these for 50 gil up front?
DarkLordKelne has entered the room.
Besyanteo: ... What?
CGNakibe: That's... not much better. o.o;;
Besyanteo: o_o
Arch mage144: Tell them I'm the best, leave them my card, you know?
Arch mage144: A little positive advertising campaign.
Besyanteo: ... You city folk don't like to deal with your problems real directly, do you?
Lithaladhwen: I don't really... I... I don't want to tell you what to do. But I don't like killing if it's avoidable.
Lithaladhwen: And I do! I just don't kill people anymore!
blender_bunny@mac.com: Raise the price and we can get you a royal comission.
Lithaladhwen: >_>
Lithaladhwen: v_v
CGNakibe: I.. I don't kill people. o.o;;;
Lithaladhwen: I don't like it.
Besyanteo: ... I didn't say he had to kill them.
Besyanteo: I said I wouldn't mind if he shot them. o_o
Besyanteo: People have, like, arms... and shoulders. And feet.
Arch mage144: Hell, I don't need a royal commission. I just need more commissions. The last job I did vaguely related to this government nearly got me killed.
Besyanteo: And other things that don't kill you when shot.
Lithaladhwen: Well, if he shoots them they might die, right? And why? Because they're liars like all grownups are.
Lithaladhwen: I mean, may as well shoot everyone. They're all like that.
Besyanteo: ... Not all grownups are liars...
Lithaladhwen: Yuh huh they are.
MischiefMink: Hm, fair enough. And you will also, perhaps, spread the word of K&M Associates?
Besyanteo: ... Well I don't think so. o.o;
Arch mage144: Sure thing. *smirk*
Lithaladhwen: Well.... I don't know about that.
Lithaladhwen: They're all just taking care of themselves. It's rare to see one who does anything else.
Besyanteo: ... Then why did I get adopted?
blender_bunny@mac.com: M&K Associates enjoys and encourages our deals with clients, it's been a pleasure, good sir.
Lithaladhwen: I dunno.
Lithaladhwen: Maybe they were lonely.
Besyanteo: ... There's a coulpe hundred Arrowfists.
CGNakibe: ... Brother isn't a liar or anything.... just...
Arch mage144: *salutes casually, picks up his beret, and stretches, draining the last of his neglected stout*
Besyanteo: I'll be lots of grownups are liars.
Arch mage144: Now that will cure any ailment, I'm sure.
Besyanteo: Doesn't mean they all are.
CGNakibe: He doesn't always tell me stuff. When I ask him about it he seems like he doesn't mean any harm by it, so...
Besyanteo: (I'll bet*)
CGNakibe: *shrugs* I guess... I don't really think about it.
Lithaladhwen: *shrugs* Grownups create moral grey areas that don't really exist so that they don't have to think they're wrong. I don't trust them.
Besyanteo: *blinks*
Arch mage144: *wipes his mouth on his sleeve* Nice doing business with me. Remember my name if anybody wants you dead. *winks and walks out of the inn*
Besyanteo: Oh... kay.
MischiefMink: *smirks and pockets the cards as he leaves* We will.
MischiefMink: Not that we can't handle troublemakers on our own...
blender_bunny@mac.com: Indeed, did I mention her boxcutter skills!
Lithaladhwen: That doesn't mean there aren't nice ones. I mean, Damian is cool, and Stephan is cool and ...Card was okay.
Lithaladhwen: But they're still just grownups with their own problems.
MischiefMink: He's already gone.
DarkLordKelne: *Absently files Zeke's name away for if he ever needs to recruit somebody for a truly nasty mission.*
Besyanteo: I'd like to meet Stephan again. He let me ride on his shoulders.
CGNakibe: *nods* Mister Cardinal was all weird and stuff last time he was here anyway.
Lithaladhwen: ._. I dunno about Card. He's weird now.
DarkLordKelne: *If someone wants to encourage a plague such as these two, they deserve to reap the consequences.*
Lithaladhwen: I don't think I'm going to hang out with him anymore.
blender_bunny@mac.com: Yes but one must repeat claims lest they sink to the bottom of a man's memory.
CGNakibe: If he's gonna be like that all the time, I wouldn't wanna hang out with him either.
MischiefMink: Hm, true. *picks up her glass again and drinks, draining half* Incidentally, next time you run that pitch, you really ought to get the details right.
MischiefMink: (quietly) I mean, snakes in the frozen north? Even that kid knew better than that.
Lithaladhwen: *shrugs* I don't know. I don't think he wants to hang out with me, either. I mean, he didn't come out and say it, but he said other stuff.
blender_bunny@mac.com: *He whispered back* I'm not making it up, one killed my damn dog.
Besyanteo: Huh. ... That stinks.
MischiefMink: Huh. Some damn resilient snakes then. I thought they all hibernated in winter?
Lithaladhwen: Yeah. It happens. Grownups have their own problems. They get caught up with them. It's just what they do.
Lithaladhwen: Hopefully I can keep from doing that when I'm older, but who knows. Maybe you can't help it.
MischiefMink: Or was that during the half a day of summer you get up north?
blender_bunny@mac.com: And by hibernate you mean try to crawl into your soft fleshy bits and sup on them.
Besyanteo: If the things you say are true, I don't wanna grow up. o_o;
CGNakibe: Neither do I. o.o
Besyanteo: (I'm a Toy-R-Us kid!)
DarkLordKelne: (Joss: Not to worry. I have a plan. Second star to the right, and straight on till morning.)
Besyanteo: (Ha)
Lithaladhwen: I don't know. Maybe if you keep an eye on it, it won't happen to you.
Besyanteo: Hm. Maybe.
Lithaladhwen: (Stop listening to Joss! He is SO full of crap! Stop letting him talk to you!)
Besyanteo: (Hee.)
Besyanteo: ... So where is Gunther's?
blender_bunny@mac.com: I resent that my dear Kite, we get at least a days worth of good summer light.
Besyanteo: o.o
Lithaladhwen: Y'know. I think I'm going to head that way pretty soon. I can show you if you want.
Besyanteo: Sure!
blender_bunny@mac.com: (Yes let Mercutio fill you with his crap =p)
Besyanteo: (12 year old common sense will save us!)
MischiefMink: Sure you do.
CGNakibe: I'll just stay here for now, Joss. See you later and stuff!
MischiefMink: And the isles get snowfall every year.
DarkLordKelne: (Kelne: How about I ignore you all, unless you do something that warrants being shot?)
Lithaladhwen: Okay. I'll see you around!
Besyanteo: (Spark: ... Hey, look at the time! *leaves*)
Lithaladhwen: Spark, you don't have a coat. Lemme do something, okay?
blender_bunny@mac.com: Well at least I didn't live on a island infested with cats. I can only expect spring was a symphony of... well I'd rather not say.
Besyanteo: Uhm, sure. o.o
Lithaladhwen: *takes off his coat and hands it to Spark* I can just use my power on myself. Go ahead and take that. It's no big.
Besyanteo: You're sure? Wow... thanks! *he puts it on!*
Lithaladhwen: Yeah, don't worry about it. *totally pyro-warms himself before they head out*
Lithaladhwen: (Bed is soon for me, I think.)
Besyanteo: *He now has something on over his shoulders and back! awesome! ... Now for some shoes.*
Besyanteo: (Dishes and such!)
MischiefMink: Heh. Well, I can't speak for the wild cats, but nearly all those that lived in town were... taken care of, so that wasn't a problem.
Besyanteo: *follows!*
Lithaladhwen: *leads!*
Lithaladhwen: </Joss "Big Damn Hero" Hunter>
blender_bunny@mac.com: I can only imagine that cat was a local delicacy.
CGNakibe: *disappears back into the rooms of the inn.*
CGNakibe: </Solis Darylshield>
MischiefMink: IM: Ech, we're not cannibals...
MischiefMink: Not taken care of that way.
MischiefMink: The local shamans kept the population in check, is all.
blender_bunny@mac.com: *He idly removed one of the bottles of snake oil and began to sip at the stuff* So what did they do with them? I hear burlap sacks are quite popular in the east.
MischiefMink: (You're actually drinking that?) You're really not getting the message here, are you? If the cats can't breed, having them around isn't a problem.
DarkLordKelne: (Kelne: I wonder if this philosophy applies to idiots as well... Probably not. Though I'm sure the next generation would thank me.)
MischiefMink: (hehe)
blender_bunny@mac.com: You know it doesn't taste half bad.
MischiefMink: ...just don't come crying to me if your ears fall off or you start talking with a lisp.
DarkLordKelne: *Having finished his drink, Kelne exits, leaving the two con-artists to their own devices, confident that anyone who buys anything from them has only themself to blame.*
Arch mage144: (Meanwhile, sleep is required)
MischiefMink: (indeed)
blender_bunny@mac.com: Kind of grapes...
blender_bunny@mac.com: grapeish*
MischiefMink: ...
MischiefMink: also, if you collapse, I am not carrying you home.
blender_bunny@mac.com: I remember that next time you take to much to drink.
blender_bunny@mac.com: I'll*
blender_bunny@mac.com: (GAH SPELLING IS DYING >_<)
MischiefMink: Tch? Me? I never overdrink.
MischiefMink: Well, except at festival. But you can hardly blame me then.
blender_bunny@mac.com: I seem to remember some one telling me I was her best friend.
pd Rydia: (I hear wondrous things are going on inside this hyar chat)
pd Rydia: (::thumbs uppu!:: )
DarkLordKelne: (Alas, things have pretty well wound down.)
blender_bunny@mac.com: (YOU WANT WONDEROUS I HAVE A LINK FOR YOU DIA)
pd Rydia: (yeah, sad)
MischiefMink: ...
pd Rydia: (although, I'ma bout to turn off the PC anyhoos)
blender_bunny@mac.com: (AND BY WONDEROUS I MEAN WTF)
pd Rydia: (LINK SWIFTLY)
DarkLordKelne: (Today we have learned that there are limits to what Domans will put up with.
MischiefMink: (OH GOD IS IT THE BEANBAGS?)
blender_bunny@mac.com: (XD)
FFFan80 has left the room.
blender_bunny@mac.com: (I WILL BE POSTING THAT ON THE FORUM I THINK)
MischiefMink: (Hehehe)
pd Rydia: (night folks!
pd Rydia has left the room.
blender_bunny@mac.com: (Nighty!)
DarkLordKelne has left the room.
MischiefMink: (I should head off too)
blender_bunny@mac.com: (G'night!)
MischiefMink has left the room.
blender_bunny@mac.com has left the room.
CGNakibe has left the room.
KnightsofSquare has left the room.
Besyanteo has left the room.
Arch mage144 has left the room.