You have just entered room "bewareofrandomdnd."
Lithaladhwen: (*lurks*)
Lithaladhwen: (Thanks, Shaun.)
CGNakibe: No problem.
Besyanteo has entered the room.
Besyanteo: *dances*
CGNakibe: Beware!
Besyanteo: Nevar!
MajorGeneralTso has entered the room.
Besyanteo: *poking Nama lots*
CGNakibe: I think he may have gone off for food or something. To be honest I'm not sure on that end.
CGNakibe: Although I told him, so I suppose I'll tell you too. >:{
Besyanteo: ?!
CGNakibe: Gonna use the Action Point system so that there are zero roll complaints.
CGNakibe: As 3rd level characters, this means 6 action points.
Besyanteo: Oh?
CGNakibe: Use them to not-suck at rolls.
CGNakibe: You roll a 1d6 and add it to your roll when you do.
CGNakibe: You can use them for other things, but that's the "basic" use.
Besyanteo: *nod*
CGNakibe: Other uses?
CGNakibe: Activating a class ability you've run out of uses for.
Besyanteo: *nod*
CGNakibe: To increase your AC when defending.
CGNakibe: Or to gain an extra attack on an action.
T3chn0Namagomi has entered the room.
Besyanteo: There he is.
CGNakibe: You!
CGNakibe: Prepare for suffering!
T3chn0Namagomi: I was cooking.
CGNakibe: Ah!
Besyanteo: I'm logging that IM. Hee.
T3chn0Namagomi: Yeah, the stove was set a bit low
T3chn0Namagomi: So it took a little bit longer
T3chn0Namagomi: So, we have any more players?
Besyanteo: IDran might join! LAter!
Besyanteo: But not tonight.
CGNakibe: Mew.
CGNakibe: But yes. Both of you will have 6 action points.
CGNakibe: No, they don't refresh. >:P
CGNakibe: Anyway... Hmm...
T3chn0Namagomi: Aha, I see.
CGNakibe: See what?
T3chn0Namagomi: 5+1/2 current level, plus 5+1/2 current level every levelup
T3chn0Namagomi: Err, 5+1/2 new level
CGNakibe: Yah. They only refresh on level ups.
CGNakibe: As for seeing
CGNakibe: <You see what I want you to!>
CGNakibe: You two ready, right?
T3chn0Namagomi: <Yeah>
Besyanteo: <Mew>
T3chn0Namagomi: (What the hell. Switching color)
CGNakibe: *Welcome to the town of Marizen. Its quiet, small, and one can easily from the main street keep track of the cows as they come home around sunset if you care to look.*
CGNakibe: *All of these words to say that this is a wonderful place... if you like boring. A few farms and a few small local shops along a road, is what some would call it.*
CGNakibe: *As with many journeys, this one starts in an inn. The Day's Rest Inn. A boring name for a boring town. Although the inn is fairly new, as if the owner just saw some sort of opportunity and grabbed it*
CGNakibe: *Nice wood floors inside instead of dirt... and a surprising lack of patrons.*
CGNakibe: *For you two, just another stop along a caravan route*
CGNakibe: (There we go. Long intro done, RP Action Go!)
Lithaladhwen: (It's too bad that I don't still have Myrnal's third level sheet. Any other week, and I'd be able to whip out my binder and get it. But alas! I'm in NH.)
MajorGeneralTso: (...You killed them all.)
CGNakibe: (Looks like I'm the best evil GM ever! ^^)
Besyanteo: *Hey, it's an inn. Let's get a beer.*
T3chn0Namagomi: Bah...yet another hick town. >.< *a woman, notably average in physique, walks into the inn. She appears to be wearing something hard and metal under her outfit, and it has nothing to do with lingerie...*
CGNakibe: Innkeeper: Hey there travellers. What can I get ya?
Besyanteo: (Hm!)
T3chn0Namagomi: *She has short-cut black hair, blue eyes, and seems to be carrying a rather painful-looking blunt thing strapped onto her left hip* ...A room, first and foremost.
T3chn0Namagomi: *Painful-looking blunt thing being, for the uninitiated, a warhammer*
Besyanteo: *Young man in a blue robe, with mousey brown hair, and thin circular glaases. Not particularly remarkable.*
Besyanteo: (Fun thing about robes: You don't have to describe all your farkin armor. =D)
CGNakibe: Rooms are five gold. Looking to stay here long?
Lithaladhwen: (Nama: I keep thinking that's Hakaril. XP )
T3chn0Namagomi: Not really. (Must be the color)
Besyanteo: *in a sort of nasal voice* Not if we can help it anyway.
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: Who'd want to stay in THIS dump?
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: Nice new inn...boring-ass town
Besyanteo: A room, separate from hers. And a beer. (>)_(>)
CGNakibe: Just passin through, then? Well, hope ya enjoy your stay.
Besyanteo: (*steals from Dave, oyes*)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Hold on a sec. That's-a spicy meatball!)
CGNakibe: *Looks the mousey glasses-wearing FREAK person over, then draws a glass of beer for him* Here ya go.
Besyanteo: *Not a Freak. He's just a NEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRD!*
CGNakibe: 5 gold and 2 silver.
Besyanteo: *He hands over the money, and takes his drink to a table*
Besyanteo: (RP stalls?)
T3chn0Namagomi: *forks over the money as well*
CGNakibe: *Wow, that inn sure is empty. Oh, except for the guy that manages to walk his way in.*
Besyanteo: *since he's the only other person here, lets look taht guy over!*
T3chn0Namagomi: *looks at the guy*
MajorGeneralTso has left the room.
CGNakibe: *He's a smiling and supposedly interesting enough guy. Especially since he's the merchant who's making sure your bills get paid*
Besyanteo: *Ah, righto. A nod, and then back to his drink*
CGNakibe: *in fact, walks over to Meph and grins* Sorry to interrupt your drink, but... good work so far.
Besyanteo: We do what we can.
CGNakibe: Anyway, here. *hands over a bag of coins* Your pay.
Besyanteo: *he takes it gingerly*
Besyanteo: *And examines the contents with mild interest*
CGNakibe: *walks over to Kalia* Your pay as well. *hands over bag*
T3chn0Namagomi: Thanks. *takes it--still seems to be a tad miffed about being in this town, but looks inside to see what's there*
CGNakibe: *Yep, gold. About 200 G worth.*
Besyanteo: *adds this to his own purse*
T3chn0Namagomi: *Likewise*
Besyanteo: IM: Long way to go yet.
CGNakibe: Although... Hm.
T3chn0Namagomi: *Well, more like her backpack* IM: Well, this pays the bills...
Besyanteo: (>)_(>) *waits, silently*
CGNakibe: I need you both to do me a... tiny favor, if you don't mind. ^^
T3chn0Namagomi: Hm?
Besyanteo: Such as?
CGNakibe: Not too long after I arrived here I was informed that a deal made with a certain trusted client of mine has born fruit. A package has been left in the care of one of my associates, but cannot stay there that long.
CGNakibe: However, I'm kind of loathe to just leave my business dealings to go get it personally.
T3chn0Namagomi: Right. So you want us to get it?
Besyanteo: (Would this already be aprt of their contract?)
CGNakibe: I wish for you both and a friend of mine to go and retrieve this package from the dwarven settlement of Golkern.
CGNakibe: Yes.
CGNakibe: Now I know I'm not paying you for this, but... perhaps I could make this change in plans worth your while.....
Besyanteo: (*checks something*)
CGNakibe: Say, 450 instead of the previously discussed 200?
Besyanteo: ... *he looks to Kalia*
T3chn0Namagomi: *looks to the spectacled man, then looks back* I'm taking it.
CGNakibe: Granted if you don't feel comfortable with this, I'm sure one of the other caravan guards would be eager to... Ah.
Besyanteo: Very well then.
CGNakibe: Excellent.
CGNakibe: The settlement is to the east of here. Past Mount Athrof.
T3chn0Namagomi: Right then. So we meet you back here afterwards?
CGNakibe: If not me then one of my agents will be here.
CGNakibe: I doubt you'll have trouble finding them, considering how EMPTY this town seems to be.
Besyanteo: Mmm.
CGNakibe: Innkeep: >.> *sniffs, goes back to wiping the bar*
T3chn0Namagomi: Indeed.
CGNakibe: Well then. *turns to lean out of the door* Rashid!
CGNakibe: *after a moment, a bald-headed man with armor designed in the shape of a gaping maw and a distinctly superior "air" about him makes his way through the door*
CGNakibe: <.< *glances over at the merchant* Well?
CGNakibe: Everything's ready. These two have agreed to help you with the whole thing.
Besyanteo: (... Oh great. We're ALL arrogant.)
Besyanteo: (=D)
CGNakibe: Meh. I could've done all of this crap myself, you know.
CGNakibe: Yeah yeah, you've only told me THAT a thousand times. 9.9 And HOW many times have you been wrong about that so far?
CGNakibe: How was I supposed to know that the goblin would be lurking about the trees anyway? I've never seen one CLIMB, much less that high.
CGNakibe: Eh, Whatever.
Besyanteo: *smirks, but wisely hides it behind his mug, and a drink*
CGNakibe: You two, this is Rashid. He'll be going along with you.
T3chn0Namagomi: <_< IM: Yeah, THIS one's a winner.
CGNakibe: And Rashid?
CGNakibe: Yeah?
CGNakibe: TRY to get along.
CGNakibe: *mutters* Not MY fault if they can't keep up.
CGNakibe: e.e *GLARE*
CGNakibe: Okay okay. Sheesh.
CGNakibe: *The merchant exits, presumably to check his cargo or something. Maybe just to make sure the caravan can deal with the sudden lack of manpower.*
Besyanteo: (We interupt this RP to bring you... Color ME YTMND )
CGNakibe: Lets get this straight right now, you two.
CGNakibe: Now that he's gone, TRY to watch our goddamn backs. I don't wanna end up doing ALL the work here. e.e
Besyanteo: IM: Note to self:
Besyanteo: IM: Rashid is Meatshield.
Besyanteo: Of course. (<)_(<)
Lithaladhwen: (*click*)
T3chn0Namagomi: Fine. You can stay up front and get hit for both of us then. *slightly fiendish grin*
Besyanteo: (It started out black and white, and people picked it up from one another over time.)
CGNakibe: Dunno why the hell he thought it was a GOOD idea to stick me with you two useless lumps, but I ain't complaining.
CGNakibe: Just be ready in the morning.
CGNakibe: *walks over to the Innkeep* One room. And make it good.
Besyanteo: *he just smiles pleasantly*
Lithaladhwen: (Bes: Cool stuff.)
Besyanteo: IM: No, he'll definitely just get in our way.
CGNakibe: Innkeep: Oh YES sir. Of course. I'll give you the King's Suite. 9.9
Besyanteo: IM: A well timed deathwatch should take care of him...
CGNakibe: *GLARES* e.e Less lip more keys.
CGNakibe: Yes sir. *pleasantly acidic smile*
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: Hah. Calling me useless? The fuck who didn't know about goblins in trees?
CGNakibe: (Timeskip time!)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Yay)
Besyanteo: (Whee!)
CGNakibe: *The morning's preparations are mostly uneventful. Well, unless you consider Rashid's occasional comments on how useless you two might be and how cool he is as events.*
CGNakibe: *Either way, somehow you start the journey towards the dwarven settlement without choking him.*
Besyanteo: (Of course we do.)
Besyanteo: (No one wants to fuck with grapple rules.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Indeed.)
Besyanteo: (=D)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Now...Color Spray might be a totally different thing)
Besyanteo: (*has a wand for this reason*)
CGNakibe: *Idyllic scenery, really. Nice mountain, and the occasional forest creature.*
CGNakibe: *... and a talking baboon*
T3chn0Namagomi: ...
Besyanteo: ...
CGNakibe: *looking at a map* Should be coming up on this here bridge pretty soon... *peers*
CGNakibe: Golkern's Bridge, huh? They must name everything around here that way.
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: Will this bastard ever shut up?
Besyanteo: IM: You know,
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: At least he's not trying to touch me. >.<
Besyanteo: IM: I wonder if the bridge has particularly high guard rails...
CGNakibe: *The path starts sloping downwards, as you come to a valley between Mount Athrof and a slightly smaller mountain.
CGNakibe: *Finally you come upon a finely crafted stone bridge across a deep gorge*
CGNakibe: Well, here it is. Halfway there, then.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...
Besyanteo: Mmm. A nice bridge...
Besyanteo: *tell us more about this bridge?*
CGNakibe: (Wis Check)
Besyanteo: (not spot or anything like that? :o)
OnlineHost: Besyanteo rolled 1 20-sided die: 16
Besyanteo: (also: 20)
OnlineHost: T3chn0Namagomi rolled 1 20-sided die: 8
T3chn0Namagomi: (8)
Besyanteo: (Ha. I thought so.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Best I could do while keeping everything at minimum 0. XP)
CGNakibe: *Meph notes that this bridge probabaly has been here a while ,for at least 35 years. Despite that, like many things made by Dwarves, its in very good shape. Perhaps someone comes by occasionally to check it and make repairs.*
Besyanteo: *That's nice! Very nice!*
CGNakibe: *A good thing too. That HAS to be a nice "Break Every Bone In Your Body" Drop there, since you can't even see the bottom.
Besyanteo: *... How high is the railing?*
CGNakibe: *Thankfully it is a good bit above waist high. Not gonna fall over it too soon.*
Besyanteo: IM: Damn.
Besyanteo: Half way, you say?
Besyanteo: *still walkin walkin*
CGNakibe: Yeah.
T3chn0Namagomi: *likewise, walking*
CGNakibe: (You! Listen checks)
OnlineHost: Besyanteo rolled 1 20-sided die: 20
OnlineHost: T3chn0Namagomi rolled 1 20-sided die: 6
Besyanteo: (... hot damn.)
Besyanteo: (I win! =D)
CGNakibe: (*Meph can hear the heartbeat of the universe*)
T3chn0Namagomi: (7.)
Besyanteo: (Mephrum: ... Oh fuck no. I'm not getting stabbed through the hcest by no silver haired momma's boy.)
CGNakibe: *Kaila is concentrating on other things right now. Possibly a plan to push the annoying guy over the edge of the bridge...*
CGNakibe: *Meph, on the other hand...*
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: ...why push? Knock him out and then toss him over afterwards. Much more effective--that is, if it wasn't for the fact that this would be a breach of contract
CGNakibe: *Wait, Kalia can hear it too now...*
Besyanteo: ...
Besyanteo: Hsst.
T3chn0Namagomi: ?
Besyanteo: *he raises a hand in warning*
T3chn0Namagomi: *stops*
CGNakibe: I SAID NO, DAMMIT. We are NOT going to go back.
CGNakibe: Are you so heartless, brother? You'd just leave him there to DIE?!?
Besyanteo: ... *he smirks*
Besyanteo: *he whispers* Allow me.
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: Heh. Not our business, though I BET we can make some money off of this.
CGNakibe: ... this is more important. We HAVE to warn the elders about the gobli...
Besyanteo: *and then he starts foreward, towards the source of this sound*
CGNakibe: Hold it!
CGNakibe: I hear something.
CGNakibe: *The source of the sound seems to be a cave nearby.
Besyanteo: Hello? Is someone there? *innocentinnocent*
CGNakibe: Goblin scum! You can't fool us with your petty sorcerer's tricks!
Besyanteo: ... How dare you!
CGNakibe: Goblin scum? You call ME that while you hide your hairy ass in a cave?
Besyanteo: I will have you know I am quite human. ... *whisper* shut up, Rashid.
Besyanteo: *W* We can bilk money from this.
Lithaladhwen: (Oooohoho. I should have found a way to play Myrnal.)
Besyanteo: I thought I heard someone in trouble...
Besyanteo: Do you need assistance? I am a trained healer...
T3chn0Namagomi: *w* Indeed. Now shut the hell up before I have to make sure you don't cause us any more trouble.
CGNakibe: *the darkness in the cave is suddenly interrupted by a bearded face on a short stocky body. Said body looking beaten up and battered, like he's been fighting for his life this whole time* Damn You I....
CGNakibe: ... humans. Hmph.
Besyanteo: Yes, humans. As promised.
CGNakibe: Wanna call me a goddamn goblin NOW you bastard?
T3chn0Namagomi: ...Shut it, Rashid.
CGNakibe: Go away, damn you. Get AWAY from here!
Besyanteo: (<)_(<) ... Forgive our companion.
CGNakibe: *from inside the cave* Shut up, brother.
CGNakibe: We could USE their help.
Besyanteo: *looks back*
T3chn0Namagomi: (Hold on while I do some forced cleaning)
CGNakibe: Since when have I needed the help of a band of humans, huh?
CGNakibe: (Pause)
Besyanteo: (... damn. Same thing. Back in a sec.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Back)
CGNakibe: (Mew)
CGNakibe: (*puts on certain DDS Airport theme...*)
Besyanteo: (Yarr)
CGNakibe: (Yay!)
T3chn0Namagomi: Since your brain shrunk smaller than Rashid's here and everyone but your brother left you. Now let us talk to your brother. He's obviously the one who got the intelligence in your family.
Besyanteo: ... IM: I should kill you both.
CGNakibe: Who the hell do you think you ARE you bare-chinned pansy ass...
CGNakibe: BROTHER!
Besyanteo: >_>
Besyanteo: If our help is unwelcome...
CGNakibe: Let them in. Its not like they can do any WORSE by us than we've already done.
CGNakibe: *grumbles, glares* e.e
T3chn0Namagomi: *glares back*
CGNakibe: .... *sighs* -.-
CGNakibe: *turns and disappears back into the darkness.* C'mon.
Besyanteo: Well then. What seems to be the trouble? *follows. How dark is it now?*
CGNakibe: *Not very once your eyes adjust.*
T3chn0Namagomi: *goes into the cave as well*
CGNakibe: *in fact... the dwarves have a little light going right now inside. And not just the one annoying one, either.*
CGNakibe: *In all, you can see six dwarves*
CGNakibe: *one of which has a smaller beard. By the way he looks, definitely the younger brother of the rude one.*
CGNakibe: I'm sorry for my brother's behavior.
Besyanteo: *he simply nods. They deserve as much.*
T3chn0Namagomi: *likewise nods*
CGNakibe: *He looks to be in just as bad a shape as his brother, really. They've all been really beaten the hell out of by something*
Besyanteo: IM: I don't ahve THAT many healing spells prepared...
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: As long as I don't have to deal with the objections of all of them.
CGNakibe: *One of the dwarves leans against the wall, barely breathing. The bloody bandage around his waist probably has something to do with it*
Besyanteo: ... I see.
Besyanteo: We have little time, it would appear. *he approaches this one*
CGNakibe: *Grumble mutter* I still don't see what you think they can do, Liff.
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: Yeeee...
Besyanteo: I can heal him.
Besyanteo: ... But tell me.
CGNakibe: Yeah?
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: I don't care what anyone says. THAT looks pretty bad
Besyanteo: What is it worth to you? (>)_(>)
CGNakibe: What hit you dwarves, anyway?
CGNakibe: Worth? o.o
CGNakibe: Hah. Just damn mercenaries, like I thought.
Besyanteo: Yes. Even this small detour from out own mission is quite costly.
Besyanteo: And my compnents are not cheap.
CGNakibe: I... I see. 6.6
Besyanteo: What will you give me in return for my divine powers?
CGNakibe: Hmph. I could give ya a broken leg. e.e
CGNakibe: Cenkil, please. -.-;;
CGNakibe: We... we don't need your spells, good sir.
T3chn0Namagomi: *glares at the annoying bastard*
Besyanteo: *he smiles. It's not a nice smile*
Besyanteo: ... No? Your companion's wounds are greivous.
Besyanteo: If this is not your need, what could it possibly be you do require?
CGNakibe: Its just.... well... >.>;;
T3chn0Namagomi: *It's a glare that says "I can fry you right here"*
Besyanteo: Yes?
CGNakibe: Forget about it, Liff. These humans are only interested in money. Besides. We need to get the hell out of here anyway before the Goblins come back.
Besyanteo: For once, you are astute.
CGNakibe: Dammit, Cenkil, how can you be so COLD?
Besyanteo: Now... There are other forms of compensation than simple money.
T3chn0Namagomi: >_> Are you sure cold is the word to describe him?
CGNakibe: Neifald is out there, probably being horribly tortured by those murderous bastards and you're suggesting we LEAVE HIM THERE e.e
Besyanteo: *did his glasses just gloss shine over*
Besyanteo: ... Ahhh.
Besyanteo: So that's it.
CGNakibe: ... he's dead, Liff. Don't you SEE that? -.-
CGNakibe: Sure he is, since YOU'RE leaving him out there.
Besyanteo: IM: But what profit is there and rescuing this lost dwarf?
Besyanteo: IM: Goblins... filthy wild things. They'd ahve nothing of value... Hm.
CGNakibe: Whatever. When you two are done acting like babies we'll be down the road.
Besyanteo: ...
CGNakibe: *turns and starts out the cave* Lets go.
CGNakibe: Wait!
Besyanteo: (This is the problem with playying evil. Whee.)
T3chn0Namagomi: <_< Rashid, you HEARD the boss' orders.
CGNakibe: (Nothing is ruined, everything is fine)
Besyanteo: (*scrolls up breifly*)
Besyanteo: (ready again)
CGNakibe: I'll... I'll give you...
CGNakibe: Let them go, Liff. Heartless bastards.
Besyanteo: Go on Liff. What do you have?
CGNakibe: I don't get paid to be insulted.
Besyanteo: ... Rashid.
Besyanteo: To my memory,
CGNakibe: I could.... Um... *thinks*
CGNakibe: (Roll Listen checks)
Besyanteo: You are paid to do little more than stand and be hit by those smaller than yourself.
OnlineHost: Besyanteo rolled 1 20-sided die: 17
Besyanteo: (23)
Besyanteo: That said, be silent.
T3chn0Namagomi: Ah, aren't you the lovely hypocrite? *grins at the irritating bastard* Calling us heartless, when you seem to have no interest in trying to help your friend.
OnlineHost: T3chn0Namagomi rolled 1 20-sided die: 4
T3chn0Namagomi: (...5. And these rolls better change by the time a fight comes along.)
CGNakibe: (You always have your 6 AP... >.>)
T3chn0Namagomi: (I'll need them for those 1s I roll. XP)
Besyanteo: IM: Still. This is quickly becoming a bore. Perhaps we should leave after all.
Besyanteo: ...
Besyanteo: (a sec)
Besyanteo: *he raises a hand abruptly*
Besyanteo: *w* we have company.
Besyanteo: *he turns to the cave entrance*
CGNakibe: ... *grunts* They're back.
T3chn0Namagomi: So, I take it that it's the goblins.
CGNakibe: Goblins? I don't hear any.... no.... no... its...
T3chn0Namagomi: *arms herself up with her shield, and takes her warhammer out*
CGNakibe: (Roll initiative)
OnlineHost: Besyanteo rolled 1 20-sided die: 20
OnlineHost: T3chn0Namagomi rolled 1 20-sided die: 9
Besyanteo: (... =D)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Bes, stop being a Dice Jesus)
Besyanteo: (23)
T3chn0Namagomi: (10, by the way)
CGNakibe: (A moment)
Besyanteo: (You'll like this next one, too, if I get to go first.)
Besyanteo: (Hn. ... Not as much as I thought, reading spell specifics. Yarr.)
Besyanteo: (Ah well. *goes to the standby*)
T3chn0Namagomi: (AAAAARRRGHHH!!! My father has an annoyingly stupid sense of humor)
CGNakibe: SPIDERS!
T3chn0Namagomi: ...
Besyanteo: IM: ... Well we can't have that.
CGNakibe: *Both of you can see two spiders coming into the cave, as two more try to squeeze by past them*
CGNakibe: (Meph)
Lithaladhwen: (Oh, yeah? Well, your FATHER has an--- Oh, wait. That doesn't work here. Damn. *relurks*)
Besyanteo: *He retrieves his wand of Color Spray, moves 10 feet from them, and squeezes off a charge*
Besyanteo: (Hee. Cleric with arcane wands. *Hugs Magic Domain*)
Besyanteo: (Also: Looking at specific rules if Shaun needs them.)
CGNakibe: *One of the spiders is completely fine, damn the luck.*
CGNakibe: *The other three seem to be skittering about in place. Poor sensitive bug eyes.*
Besyanteo: *Three of four ain't bad*
CGNakibe: *A bug shudders in place. Man those Color Sprays bite*
CGNakibe: (Kaila)
T3chn0Namagomi: *Noting quickly which bug is fine and which ones aren't, decides to move in, shield and weapon ready...*
Besyanteo: (And now my uber init roll doesn't look so annoying. ^^)
T3chn0Namagomi: *making some quick movements of her hands and chants as she intercepts the okay one, her warhammer crackling with electricity as she strikes*
CGNakibe: (Roll!)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Channeling: Shocking Grasp)
OnlineHost: T3chn0Namagomi rolled 1 20-sided die: 13
T3chn0Namagomi: (21)
CGNakibe: (Looks like 20, but whatever.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (She's got +8. BAB 3, +3 STR bonus, +1 Weapon Focus, +1 for Masterwork)
CGNakibe: (You, roll me 1d8, then 3d6)
OnlineHost: T3chn0Namagomi rolled 1 8-sided die: 1
OnlineHost: T3chn0Namagomi rolled 3 6-sided dice: 3 6 6
CGNakibe: (Ah, forgot Weapon Focus)
T3chn0Namagomi: (4+15)
CGNakibe: *'ats a spicy meat-a-ball... err, bug*
CGNakibe: (That bug's HP? 2. Overkill? VERY YES.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (*sweatdrop*)
Besyanteo: (Heh)
Besyanteo: (Atleast we're well prepared to crush the rest of them,)]
CGNakibe: RAAAAAAH! *Charges in like a madman*
Besyanteo: (While they sit stunned and blind for the next god knows how many rounds.)
CGNakibe: *Slices a bug in twain.... although those bug guts will never come out...*
CGNakibe: *Another one seems to be making its way in, though, crawling over its fallen companions.*
CGNakibe: (Meph)
Besyanteo: *Switches from wand to Mace, approaches the nearest living bug, and attacks*
CGNakibe: (Roll, I say!)
OnlineHost: Besyanteo rolled 1 20-sided die: 18
Besyanteo: (23)
Besyanteo: (24*)
CGNakibe: (Damage!)
OnlineHost: Besyanteo rolled 1 8-sided die: 5
Besyanteo: (6)
CGNakibe: *And Crunch goes another bug*
CGNakibe: (Kaila)
T3chn0Namagomi: *attacks the most un-stunned looking bug. Failing that, one of the stunned ones*
T3chn0Namagomi: *It's whack-a-spider!*
OnlineHost: T3chn0Namagomi rolled 1 20-sided die: 17
T3chn0Namagomi: (25)
CGNakibe: (Damage!)
OnlineHost: T3chn0Namagomi rolled 1 8-sided die: 3
T3chn0Namagomi: (6)
CGNakibe: *A regular bug soup is being made here.*
Besyanteo: *how many left?*
CGNakibe: *And just when you thought everything was going just fine... another set of bugs starts crawling in through the hole...*
CGNakibe: (1... wait, no, five now!)
Besyanteo: ... Damn.
CGNakibe: *Rashid, for his part, turns and slashes at another spider*
CGNakibe: *He catches it with the flat of his sword. Which wouldn't be painful except for the "CLANG" it makes as it contacts with the wall. THROUGH the bug*
CGNakibe: *Seeing an opening, a bug tries to bite the crap out of Rashid from behind*
Besyanteo: IM: Burning hands is worthless the shopkeep claimed... *hunts for his MAgic Missile wand*
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: Screw this. I'm roasting the fuckers.
Besyanteo: IM: Never have a use for such a weak area spell, he said.
CGNakibe: *... but Rashid suddenly turns and smacks its nasty bulbous head away with the hilt of his sword*
Besyanteo: ...
Besyanteo: IM: Damn.
Besyanteo: IM: The Lout really could be valuable.
CGNakibe: *He can't get them all, however, and one makes its own lunge at Meph*
Besyanteo: (brb)
CGNakibe: (K)
CGNakibe: (Also Doug: You were right on the AT there. My bad. ^^;; )
T3chn0Namagomi: ('sokay)
CGNakibe: (Not that it wasn't going to hit anyway, I must note.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Yeah)
Besyanteo: (back)
Besyanteo: (Do I get bitten? :o)
CGNakibe: *The thing manages to get a good bite out of Meph's arm. (3 HP)*
Besyanteo: *he inhales sharply*
Besyanteo: (Tis but a flesh wound! ... Fort save? Or no?)
CGNakibe: (Meph!)
CGNakibe: (Maybe there is and you didn't see it. >.>)
CGNakibe: (Actually no. No Fort save.)
Besyanteo: (Yeah. It's important for me to know, becasue if there's con damage, I have to mark it down)
Besyanteo: (:-()
Besyanteo: *hey, that one that bit him?*
OnlineHost: Besyanteo rolled 1 20-sided die: 13
Besyanteo: (18)
Besyanteo: *SWING!*
CGNakibe: (Success. Roll Damage)
OnlineHost: Besyanteo rolled 1 8-sided die: 8
Besyanteo: (9)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Splut)
Besyanteo: (Ewwww. My robes.)
CGNakibe: *Needless to say, if Meph gets tired of the Cleric For Hire bit, he always has a future in baseball*
T3chn0Namagomi: (XD)
Besyanteo: Hmph.
Besyanteo: (=D)
CGNakibe: *Meanwhile, one does its best to take a bite out of Kaila.*
CGNakibe: *... and manages to hit its mandibles on armor instead. Nasty, hard, unyielding armor*
T3chn0Namagomi: -.-;
CGNakibe: *Kaila might want to do something about this*
T3chn0Namagomi: *switches her hammer for...a wand?*
T3chn0Namagomi: Hya!!
CGNakibe: (At random: What IS the point of Quick Draw when having a +1 BAB is the same thing?)
CGNakibe: (Oh, wait. Thrown weapons)
Besyanteo: (Yarr. o.o)
CGNakibe: (Roll, Doug)
T3chn0Namagomi: *flicks it forward with her wrist while stepping back a bit, as a jet of flames shoots out* (Burning Hands wand, trying to hit as many as possible)
T3chn0Namagomi: (...Uhh...I roll for an AoE attack?)
CGNakibe: (Ah, nevermind.)
CGNakibe: (I roll.)
Besyanteo: (They roll to resist.)
Besyanteo: (You wait.)
CGNakibe: (Roll 3d4)
OnlineHost: T3chn0Namagomi rolled 3 6-sided dice: 2 5 2
T3chn0Namagomi: (oops)
CGNakibe: (Should've said that earlier, this being a Ref spell.)
Besyanteo: (Now laugh maliciously.)
OnlineHost: T3chn0Namagomi rolled 3 4-sided dice: 1 3 3
T3chn0Namagomi: (...I rolled a 1.)
Besyanteo: (No)
Besyanteo: (>:-)
CGNakibe: *One of the spiders fucking JUMPS, man. What the hell?*
T3chn0Namagomi: ...
CGNakibe: *The other two do something much nicer. They FRY.*
CGNakibe: *And Rashid turns to smack the next one in line...*
T3chn0Namagomi: *Are they dead fried spiders?*
Besyanteo: (You just did 7 damage to both of them.)
Besyanteo: (They die.)
CGNakibe: (Actually, 3 damage to each of them. They still died, though.)
Besyanteo: (Eh. Kay. o.o)
CGNakibe: (The first of which made his Ref save. Half of 1 is still not good enough.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Heh)
CGNakibe: (Good enough to kill him, I mean. That was the jumper)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Thought so)
CGNakibe: *Rashid ends this one with a downwards swipe that makes a nice clang as the blade connects with ground*
CGNakibe: (Combat Am Over!)
Besyanteo: ... Hmph.
Besyanteo: *he looks back to the dwarves*
T3chn0Namagomi: ...I really hope that wasn't all.
CGNakibe: Damned beasts. e.e
Besyanteo: ... Tell me.
Besyanteo: Are all the beasts you fought of a similar ilk to these?
CGNakibe: *Suddenly a voice echoes into the cave*
CGNakibe: KE KE KE! I SEE YOU KILL MANY SPIDERS MINE!
Besyanteo: (...)
CGNakibe: AND NEW FRIENDS TOO!
T3chn0Namagomi: ...and that would be a goblin.
T3chn0Namagomi: (SPIDER RUSH)
T3chn0Namagomi: (KE KE KE)
CGNakibe: THAT FINE. ME HAVE MANY MANY MORE! :D!
Besyanteo: ... *he rolls up his sleeves,*
Besyanteo: *and heads towards that voice, casting light on his finger*
CGNakibe: DON'T GO 'WAY NOW.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...
Besyanteo: *yes, his finger. This might make sense later.*
Besyanteo: *Does he see anyone around here?!*
T3chn0Namagomi: *also heads toward the voice, ready to pull out her hammer if she sees the offending goblin in sight*
CGNakibe: *As Mephrum reaches the exit of the cave, he can see a goblin several feet up on the mountain, yes*
Besyanteo: *He casts Cause Fear.*
CGNakibe: *The notable part of this is not that he is on the mountain... but that he's next to another of those horrible spider-like things*
CGNakibe: (Processing...)
Besyanteo: (30 foot range. :o)
Besyanteo: (Doug! Wanna bet that you can't hold a command spell while feared? =D)
CGNakibe: *.. the goblin shudders for a moment...*
CGNakibe: *... and then shakes his head* HAH. NICE TRY HUMAN SCUM.
T3chn0Namagomi: e.e
Besyanteo: ... Hm. Well then.
Besyanteo: Kaili? Your turn.
Lithaladhwen: (This is amusing to watch.)
T3chn0Namagomi: Cute.
Besyanteo: Oh, and...
CGNakibe: *jumps onto the spider and they climb down the mountain.*
Besyanteo: ... damn.
Besyanteo: He ran.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...
T3chn0Namagomi: *Would it be toward us, or away from us?*
CGNakibe: *Needless to say, the goblin and its spider make good speed in a direction leading away* KE KE KE!
CGNakibe: *Away, definitely away*
Besyanteo: (Now!)
Besyanteo: (Pause for a sec,)
T3chn0Namagomi: *starts chanting--can she get a firebolt in before he gets away?*
CGNakibe: (Mew?)
Besyanteo: (While I check something...)
Besyanteo: (rangeo na spell)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Range is 130 feet here, so...)
Besyanteo: (eayh, he goes first)
Besyanteo: (yeah*)
CGNakibe: (35 feet on Cause Fear)
Besyanteo: (not that one)
CGNakibe: (And you have 130 feet? You can get a parting shot, Kaila)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Ranged touch or no? Doesn't seem to specify)
Besyanteo: (110 feet for magic missile right now.)
CGNakibe: (Fireball?)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Kelgore's Firebolt)
Besyanteo: (But if Doug hits, I may not need to obther.)
Besyanteo: (bother* even)
CGNakibe: (Ah, Crap. Lemme get that book, Doug.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Reflex half)
T3chn0Namagomi: ("You conjure a shard of red-hot rock and hurl it toward an opponent. As it streaks through the air, a nimbus of arcane energy crackles around it." Doesn't say whether or not it requires a ranged touch)
CGNakibe: *The flaming energy gathers in Kaila's hand and hurls towards the goblin...*
CGNakibe: (Noticed that.)
CGNakibe: (I'm going to say that its a normal Ranged spell, so the goblin can only save once. I'll see how that works)
CGNakibe: (Roll 3d6)
OnlineHost: T3chn0Namagomi rolled 3 6-sided dice: 6 4 2
T3chn0Namagomi: (So that'd be 12 normally)
CGNakibe: *The goblin's spider zags instead of zigging, but the blast of flame still manages to catch the goblin, just a bit. He looks pretty hurt*
CGNakibe: ACK! You PAY FOR THAT HUMAN!
CGNakibe: *Manages to ride off anyway...although...*
Besyanteo: Heh. Very nice.
T3chn0Namagomi: *gets that evil little grin on her face again*
CGNakibe: *one can see him waving his hands a distance away.*
T3chn0Namagomi: I need to piss off more goblins. They're funny when they're angry.
Besyanteo: Mmm.
Besyanteo: More spiders, I think.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...Probably.
CGNakibe: *Pokes head out* No more spiders for now? <.<;;;
Besyanteo: *calling back* Hard to say.
CGNakibe: Damn gob doesn't know when the fucking hell to give up. e.e;;
T3chn0Namagomi: Goblin was waving his hands. I'll say it's a maybe. Could've been casting something.
Besyanteo: *Casts a cursory glance around. More spiders coming?*
CGNakibe: *the mountain is clear... for now.*
T3chn0Namagomi: He's very amusing when you burn him, though. ^.^
CGNakibe: Looked like you hurt him pretty bad, there. o.o
Besyanteo: Mmm. He'll live.
CGNakibe: Meh. I saw him before. That one can heal hisself.
Besyanteo: Unfortunately.
CGNakibe: He'll be back. Probably within the hour.
Besyanteo: And, unfortuneatly for you lot,
Besyanteo: we three have an appointment to keep.
Besyanteo: *calling* Rashid!
CGNakibe: And meanwhile he gets another hour to torture Niefald.
Besyanteo: We're going!
CGNakibe: Wait. Where're you lot going?
Besyanteo: ...
T3chn0Namagomi: Rashid, stop worrying about the spider guts on your sword...
CGNakibe: Hey, I'm not your goddamn dog, you know. e.e
CGNakibe: These things RUST, you know.
Besyanteo: (<)_(<) No. Dogs are generally smarter.
CGNakibe: You've gotta get the gore off or else the thing'll fall apart when you really NEED them.
Besyanteo: ... And, we are going to (Hey, that place's name!).
T3chn0Namagomi: ...It's just a slightly larger spider.
CGNakibe: (Golkern)
Besyanteo: (Golkern then!)
CGNakibe: Golkern?
CGNakibe: Our clan's home!
Besyanteo: ...
Besyanteo: IM: You are toyying with me.
CGNakibe: Why don't you understand?
CGNakibe: Just LEAVING Niefald out here.
Besyanteo: *Is he being spoken at?*
CGNakibe: Shut up, Liff. -.- Don't you see that he'll just have more opportunities to kill us?
CGNakibe: *to you crazed mercenaries* I'll make it worth your while to help us get there.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...Will you now?
Besyanteo: Interesting.
Besyanteo: You had nothing for us a moment ago.
Besyanteo: ... What would you give us?
CGNakibe: *growls* All the coin I have. 150 gold.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...Right. I'll take it.
CGNakibe: Oh, so you're going to pay them NOW, huh? NOW you trust them?
Besyanteo: *ignoring the whiner* For now, it will suffice.
Besyanteo: Gather your party, and let us go.
CGNakibe: *grabs Liff* What the hell are youShut up. Take him with you.
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: Can't go wrong with a little extra pay.
Besyanteo: *raises a brow*
CGNakibe: Whatever else happens you keep him safe, get him home. Tell them that there's a vicious band of goblins out there that have some sort of weird spiders working with them.
CGNakibe: But Celkern, what about you?
CGNakibe: ... Will you just THINK for once?
Besyanteo: ... Tch. IM: More wasted time.
CGNakibe: ... *sighs* He'll get all of us if we try to drag ourselves along. You go with them. I'll do what I can.
CGNakibe: This cave has served us well enough so far, ya know.
T3chn0Namagomi: *just starts to walk on*
Besyanteo: If you wish to throw your life away here,
CGNakibe: But... That is an ORDER, Liff. e.e
Besyanteo: I will need payment ina dvance.
Besyanteo: *very nonchalant*
T3chn0Namagomi: You know, this bickering is a bit annoying...*trailing off*
CGNakibe: *hands him a bag that jingles* Here's your damn money.
CGNakibe: Damn right it is. And time wasting.
Besyanteo: *takes, and examines the contents*
T3chn0Namagomi: <_< I wasn't talking to you.
CGNakibe: Nothing quite like fucking wasting my time with spiders and stupid gobbos when I'm doing other stuff. *Ignores Kaila*
Besyanteo: ... Well if it's such a waste of time,
Besyanteo: then I'll split your share between Kaila and myself.
Besyanteo: *little smirk*
T3chn0Namagomi: ^.^ I say that'd be a great idea.
CGNakibe: <.< Fine then. Next set of spiders that comes along, YOU handle em.
Besyanteo: Not a problem, lummox. Not a problem.
T3chn0Namagomi: You whine too much about the spider guts on your sword anyway.
Besyanteo: Come dwarves. Time waits for no man.
CGNakibe: *Sheathes sword*
Besyanteo: *he follows Kaila! And splitsm oney*
CGNakibe: ... *grumble grumble*
T3chn0Namagomi: *yay for money splitting!*
Besyanteo: (75 for each of us, der yay)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Yayering!)
CGNakibe: (Can't say I'm keeping you two poor.)
Besyanteo: (Heh.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Indeed)
Besyanteo: (It helps that we're little extortionists.)
Besyanteo: (=D)
CGNakibe: *Dwarves and humans, walking together.*
CGNakibe: *hopefully quickly and quietly, although that seems like too much to hope*
Besyanteo: *Quickly at any rate. They never offered to keep a slow pace for the dwarves.*
T3chn0Namagomi: *Likewise, quickly*
CGNakibe: *Dwarves seem not to grumble at the quick pace. They keep up with little effort, or seemingly so.*
Besyanteo: (*pokepoke*)
CGNakibe: *The path is crooked as it works its way between the mountain, and at a few points there seem to be paths leading up into the mountain*
CGNakibe: *talking to a dwarf, who seems rather zoned ou* I mean, not many people understand how much it takes to keep up with a good blade.
CGNakibe: They think its all about stabbing people with the things and that's not all. You have to sharpen them more than occasionally, and yeah, cleaning em is important.
CGNakibe: Dwarf: .... 9.9
Lithaladhwen: (Myrnal: ^_^ Someone understands!)
Besyanteo: IM: ... He's...
Besyanteo: IM: He's actually trying to explain to a DWARF about weapon care.
T3chn0Namagomi: >_> You'd swear, with how obsessed he is with that sword, he has sex with it.
Besyanteo: I have an alternative theory.
CGNakibe: (Spot checks!)
T3chn0Namagomi: Hm?
OnlineHost: T3chn0Namagomi rolled 1 20-sided die: 12
OnlineHost: Besyanteo rolled 1 20-sided die: 10
Besyanteo: (16)
T3chn0Namagomi: (14)
CGNakibe: *... okay, what is a goblin doing trying to haul a barrel up the side of the mountain?*
Besyanteo: He is blad, he is huge, he obsesses over his sword and has an extreme-
Besyanteo: ...
T3chn0Namagomi: ...
Besyanteo: That can't be good.
CGNakibe: *Haul haul, stop*
T3chn0Namagomi: Oh great.
CGNakibe: *A familiar goblin voice echoes through the mountains* YOU... YOU RUN!
CGNakibe: COWARDS.
CGNakibe: THAT FINE, THOUGH!
T3chn0Namagomi: Wow. He's angry.
Besyanteo: ... Come on.
Besyanteo: Let's go kill him.
Besyanteo: *walks over casually*
CGNakibe: *Oddly, the goblin speaking isn't the one hauling*
T3chn0Namagomi: ...
Besyanteo: (... er.)
Besyanteo: (Scratch then. o_o)
CGNakibe: (Sorry, should've made that clear)
Besyanteo: *looks for the speaker*
CGNakibe: (Listen check)
OnlineHost: T3chn0Namagomi rolled 1 20-sided die: 19
T3chn0Namagomi: (20! :D!)
CGNakibe: COWARDLY PINKIE SCUM
OnlineHost: Besyanteo rolled 1 20-sided die: 11
Besyanteo: (17)
CGNakibe: THAT FINE, THOUGH!
T3chn0Namagomi: *whirls around, looking behind herself for where the voice seems to be coming from, hand at ready with the hammer*
Besyanteo: ... *follows what the lady is doing, since she seems to have some actual idea of what's happening*
T3chn0Namagomi: ...Rashid. Go look in those trees, would you?
Besyanteo: ...
CGNakibe: *Both of you turn towards an area with a few squat trees barely surviving on the mountainside. Probably they look so malnourished because of the vibrant bushes that grow to about a man's waist height near their bases*
Besyanteo: I have a better idea.
Besyanteo: (SHAUN)
Besyanteo: (HOW LONG ISNCE LAST RAIN? =D)
CGNakibe: (Yaes?)
CGNakibe: (Pretty recent; Ground isn't wet, but it has to have been less than a week ago)
Besyanteo: (That's fine)
Besyanteo: ... It's dry enough now I think, yes.
Besyanteo: Kaili. Set fire to those trees.
T3chn0Namagomi: *How far away are those trees and bushes?*
CGNakibe: (120 feet away.)
Besyanteo: Rashid, guard her.
CGNakibe: Goblin on the mount : KIKKAA GRAK!
T3chn0Namagomi: <_<!
Besyanteo: <_<
CGNakibe: Meh, Whatever.
Besyanteo: And I will deal with this.
CGNakibe: GO GO GO~!
CGNakibe: (Init yet again!)
Besyanteo: *he draws his wand*
OnlineHost: T3chn0Namagomi rolled 1 20-sided die: 4
OnlineHost: Besyanteo rolled 1 20-sided die: 11
Besyanteo: (14)
T3chn0Namagomi: (5.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Yay, bad init)
Besyanteo: (you can add a d6. :o)
Besyanteo: (sounds like a no.)
CGNakibe: (A sec. And yes, you can.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Not adding it. XP)
CGNakibe: (I'm arranging things, thus the slowness)
T3chn0Namagomi: (I only get 6 of these points, so...)
CGNakibe: (Also Doug? I'd honestly suggest you use one >.>)
CGNakibe: (This one's kinda busy)
T3chn0Namagomi: (...I better not roll a 1)
OnlineHost: T3chn0Namagomi rolled 1 6-sided die: 1
T3chn0Namagomi: (...)
T3chn0Namagomi: (You have got to be fucking shitting me.)
CGNakibe: (Did more than you think.)
CGNakibe: *Three Spiders suddenly climb out of a hole in the mountains nearby the trees*
T3chn0Namagomi: *how big?*
CGNakibe: *Same size as the ones before. Their heads come to your waist.*
CGNakibe: *The Goblin from before appears from the brush, riding off on his spider once more*
CGNakibe: *He ducks behind a tree... and seemingly vanishes right then and there* YOU ALL DIE HERE~!
CGNakibe: *An arrow comes from a bush towards Rashid*
CGNakibe: *... or would have if Rashid hadn't leaned hard to the right.*
CGNakibe: *Another set of spiders comes out of the woodwork and into the open*
CGNakibe: (Meph!)
Besyanteo: (How far away are various things from us?)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Trees and bushes are 120 feet)
CGNakibe: (Spiders at 60 feet away from you. Trees and bushes 120 feet away. Goblin with barrel is 80 feet away, and looks to be climbing down)
Besyanteo: *he pulls his magic missile wand, and fires at an approaching spider*
OnlineHost: Besyanteo rolled 1 4-sided die: 1
Besyanteo: (2)
CGNakibe: *A horrible screech sounds as the missile punches through the spider's thorax.*
CGNakibe: *One spider down*
CGNakibe: *The mountain goblin seems eager to climb the fuck down from where he left that barrel, too*
CGNakibe: *Another two spiders out from the cave. Man, its getting crowded out here.*
CGNakibe: *Rashid, without heed for his own safety, charges forth to SLAY SPIDERS*
CGNakibe: *He ducks under its lunge for his throat and slices up and through its body*
CGNakibe: *Another couple of spiders, bringing you up to 8 (living) spiders on the field. Someone really LOVES you guys.*
CGNakibe: *Meanwhile, another feathered shaft makes its way from the bushes in the direction of Kaila*
CGNakibe: *And again the term "Goblin Bowman" seems to come out to "Can't Hit Broadside of Barn"*
CGNakibe: (Kaila)
T3chn0Namagomi: *and Kaila herself goes on the defensive, moving closer to the bushes.* (Move, Total Defense. AC rises to 22)
CGNakibe: *A spider tries to take a piece out of Rashid, which he dodges*
CGNakibe: *... but that was not what you call a lucky dodge when it gets you bitten in the back by another spider*
CGNakibe: Damn bugs!
CGNakibe: *A bug moves towards Kaila...*
CGNakibe: *And another two start towards Meph*
CGNakibe: *meanwhile, yet another arrow streaks out from the bushes...*
CGNakibe: *... completely away from everyone?*
CGNakibe: (Meph!)
Besyanteo: (sorry, distracted. How far away are they now?)
CGNakibe: (Sorry for how slow this is going, folks. Sadly running it as written means lots and lots of stuff I need to do)
CGNakibe: (40 feet)
Besyanteo: *he moves back 20 feet... and fires again, at one of the two coming at him*
OnlineHost: Besyanteo rolled 1 4-sided die: 3
Besyanteo: (4)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Fights tend to go pretty slowly in anything)
CGNakibe: *Another one bites the dust!*
CGNakibe: *And another arrow streaks out of the bushes. This one... is most notable as somehow halfway through its flight it starts to burn.*
CGNakibe: *Thankfully it doesn't hit anyone... but its hard to say a shot THAT high was MEANT to.*
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: ...wait.
CGNakibe: *Another spider goes for the groin on Rashid!*
T3chn0Namagomi: (...XD)
CGNakibe: *And gets smacked down by a couple feet of steel to the face!*
CGNakibe: *Rashid just turns with his downwards momentum there and spins to hit another spider..*
CGNakibe: *KLANG* *wait, that's not the "I just killed another spider" sound...*
T3chn0Namagomi: *Damnit, Rashid, did you just hit a rock?*
CGNakibe: *Meph finds himself only 20 feet away from mandible-clacking goodness!*
CGNakibe: (Kaila!)
T3chn0Namagomi: *And Kaila, seeing what the barrel and the arrows will likely do...* They're trying to cause a slide! *and she...practically BOLTS for the archers. Look at her go!*
T3chn0Namagomi: (Run, straight for the archers.)
CGNakibe: (30 feet to go. Don't get shot in the interim)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Shouldn't it be 20 feet?)
CGNakibe: (Corrected~!)
T3chn0Namagomi: (XD)
CGNakibe: *meanwhile, a spider leaves off of harrassing poor Rashid's manly biceps to take a bite out of Kaila*
T3chn0Namagomi: *Woah, they move that fast?*
CGNakibe: *Well, they do try...*
CGNakibe: *And the spider actually manages to find a weakness in the armor, and applies mandibles to it. (2 damage)*
CGNakibe: *Another continues harrasing Rashid*
T3chn0Namagomi: >.<
CGNakibe: *But Rashid is back to being awesome. Just LOOK AT HIS BULGING MUSCLES!*
Lithaladhwen: (Going to bed, my wonderful RPers. I'll continue to lurk, and if someone has a name for this RP that I can use to upload it, just say it at the very end of the chat before everyone leaves.)
CGNakibe: (*a man named Gateau comes by to sue Rashid for gimmick appropriation*)
Besyanteo: (night)
Lithaladhwen: (Then I can save it accordingly.)
CGNakibe: (Night Ashley)
CGNakibe: *Another arrow streaks from the bushes...*
CGNakibe: *...and only narrowly misses the barrel this time.*
CGNakibe: *Another spider, starts towards Kaila as well...*
CGNakibe: (Meph!)
Besyanteo: *Hey, there's that one spider that's way too close! Luckily,*
Besyanteo: *he can swithc to MAce and charge now! All 20 feet of the way between them*
CGNakibe: (Make your roll for crunchy goodness)
OnlineHost: Besyanteo rolled 1 20-sided die: 12
Besyanteo: (+1 for cahrging, right?)
Besyanteo: (charging*)
T3chn0Namagomi: (+2, I thought)
Besyanteo: (in that case, 19)
CGNakibe: (+2 for charging, yes. And it is good enough)
CGNakibe: (Damage!)
OnlineHost: Besyanteo rolled 1 8-sided die: 7
Besyanteo: (8)
CGNakibe: (To be honest, I'm not sure why I have you rolling damage one you hit. >:P)
CGNakibe: *CRUNCH*
T3chn0Namagomi: (Yeah. Especially since both of us have STR better than +0, it seems)
CGNakibe: *Another attempt is made on Rashid's life...*
CGNakibe: *Hah. Riiiiight. REJECTED*
Besyanteo: (or even just his possibly non-existant manhood...)
Besyanteo: (Mephrum: I'm tleling you. He's a eunic. >_>)
CGNakibe: *Rashid turns and slashes, making a beautiful julienned spider in return..*
T3chn0Namagomi: (Still surprised here about apparently how fast these things are to cover 80-100 feet in a round and attack. o.o;-)
CGNakibe: *And another arrow streaks past...*
CGNakibe: *... embedding its burning shaft into the barrel. That can't be good*
CGNakibe: (Kaila)
T3chn0Namagomi: *Proceeds to reactively smash the bug that just bit her...before moving next to the bushes, hoping to intrude in on some archer's personal space*
OnlineHost: T3chn0Namagomi rolled 1 20-sided die: 10
T3chn0Namagomi: (18)
CGNakibe: *SMAAASH*
T3chn0Namagomi: *Now all we need is the psychadelic background!*
CGNakibe: *And Kaila stumbles onto archers in the bushes. Ohnoes!*
CGNakibe: *A spider approaches Meph and attacks*
CGNakibe: *Doing not much at all*
CGNakibe: *Rashid is still flanked by a couple of bugs out for blood*
CGNakibe: *And one of them proves that he can't be awesome forever. Rashid is starting to slow down*
CGNakibe: *A Goblin puts away its bow, in favor of trying to skewer Kaila*
CGNakibe: *Unfortunately he's doing a good job of that. (5 damage)*
T3chn0Namagomi: Krrgh!
CGNakibe: *Meanwhile one of the spiders apparently has gotten a brain. It doesn't seem to know whether to go at Meph or actually try to get away.. It just stands there and acts indecisive*
CGNakibe: (Meph)
Besyanteo: (Where are things in relation to him?)
CGNakibe: (One drone 40 feet away from Meph, the others are 20 feet away, harassing Rashid. And there are the bushes up ahead another 40 feet away.
Besyanteo: *he goes to one of the ones attacking RAshid, and clubs!*
OnlineHost: Besyanteo rolled 1 20-sided die: 7
Besyanteo: (12)
Besyanteo: (enough to hit?)
CGNakibe: *The spider tries to duck the swipe, but isn't QUITE fast enough.*
OnlineHost: Besyanteo rolled 1 8-sided die: 7
Besyanteo: (8)
CGNakibe: *And the spider goes flying.... and lands on its back. Ow.*
CGNakibe: *Another goblin in the bushes throws... something at Kaila*
CGNakibe: (Save~!)
OnlineHost: T3chn0Namagomi rolled 1 20-sided die: 17
T3chn0Namagomi: (Uh, which save? It's 19 minimum, so)
CGNakibe: *Fort*
T3chn0Namagomi: (Oh. 21)
CGNakibe: *OW. Kaila gets hit in the head by a rock.*
CGNakibe: (Another 2 damage)
T3chn0Namagomi: (...)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Ass. XP)
CGNakibe: *The Goblin for its part stares at the rock a moment as if to say "You were supposed to DO SOMETHING" before starting to try to get away.
CGNakibe: *... thankfully, the "BOOM" that sounds as the rock hits the ground isn't as loud as it could have been.*
CGNakibe: (Oh, sorry. Kaila)
T3chn0Namagomi: *does the one that's trying to stab her have cover?*
CGNakibe: (Not enough of it for its taste. >:P)
CGNakibe: (No, it doesn't. Not at this range.)
T3chn0Namagomi: *Well, that's too bad. Because that means it's electric smashy-smashy time!*
OnlineHost: T3chn0Namagomi rolled 1 20-sided die: 13
T3chn0Namagomi: (21!)
CGNakibe: (Roll braen Damage!)
OnlineHost: T3chn0Namagomi rolled 1 8-sided die: 7
OnlineHost: T3chn0Namagomi rolled 3 6-sided dice: 3 3 3
T3chn0Namagomi: (19)
CGNakibe: *Kaila! She Smashes. She crushes! She makes fried goblin with BLINDING SPEED*
Lithaladhwen: (So I'm still not actually in bed. My willpower is shit.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (XD)
Besyanteo: (=D)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Dude. I swear this is going to be her trademark move or something)
CGNakibe: (Ashley needs to take Iron Will *nod nod*)
Lithaladhwen: (Yeah. Take a drink every time Kai says she's going to bed and doesn't.)
CGNakibe: *Another attack is leveled on the manliness of Rashid!*
CGNakibe: *His Bigness is STILL supreme!*
CGNakibe: *Meanwhile, A goblin DASHES away from Kaila. Apparently the time for it to vanish is no...*
CGNakibe: *BOOOM*
CGNakibe: *for those who care, the way out is now blocked. By rocks.*
CGNakibe: *Spiders do not care, however. They only have a taste for Rashid*
CGNakibe: *Unfortunately his armor STILL is metal. And thus tough*
T3chn0Namagomi: *Right. So no archer goblins to pick on anymore?*
CGNakibe: *One dead one at Kaila's feet, and another has beat feet (90 to be exact) in a direction of away-ness.*
Lithaladhwen: (That is many feet.)
T3chn0Namagomi: *Yeah. Probably blocked by rocks now, at that*
CGNakibe: *So that would be no.*
CGNakibe: (Meph!)
Lithaladhwen: (Night. For real.)
CGNakibe: (Fo' sho'?)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Night)
Besyanteo: (Night Ashley!)
Besyanteo: *Still more spiders on RAshid, huh?*
CGNakibe: *The spiders, they love Rashid, yes.*
Besyanteo: *Time to love his mace.*
OnlineHost: Besyanteo rolled 1 20-sided die: 6
Besyanteo: (11. Meep.)
CGNakibe: *Sorry, folks. Even Casey strikes out.*
Besyanteo: (I don't suppose this counts as a flanking situation?)
CGNakibe: (... Hm! Good point. It kinda does. Even though Rashid is... oddly distracted and stuff)
Besyanteo: (12 then)
CGNakibe: *Thankfully for Meph, that time is not now!*
OnlineHost: Besyanteo rolled 1 8-sided die: 1
Besyanteo: (ha ha ha. 2)
Besyanteo: (death by AWP to the foot)
T3chn0Namagomi: (XD)
CGNakibe: *KLUNK* *That one didn't hit too hard.... but hey, can't complain when the thing is oozing what passes for bug blood out of its cracked thorax*
CGNakibe: *That one wails, skitters...and finally goes down to twitching*
CGNakibe: *And Rashid shows his power by coming down HARD on a spider's neck.*
CGNakibe: (Combat finally over~!)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Killcounts!)
CGNakibe: .... damn. No more?
T3chn0Namagomi: Aww, neither of you saved any for me. Ah well. *goes to looting the dead gobbo*
Besyanteo: ... Uhg. I'm covered in spider ichor.
Besyanteo: ... Where id the dwarves get to?
Besyanteo: *looks around*
Besyanteo: (where did*)
CGNakibe: *from nearby, another set of spider bodies surrounds the dwarves.* We can't go on like this... *puts away his hammer*
CGNakibe: Damn gob even managed to block the road. NOW what're we going to do?
CGNakibe: ... Huh. So that's what that booming was? -.-
Besyanteo: *goes to examine the road beteR*
Besyanteo: *better*, too. And closer!*
CGNakibe: *A closer inspection reveals the worst. Rock, Rock. Another rock... its piled up a fair distance above Meph's head there. With boulders more than twice said head's size stacked here and there within*
T3chn0Namagomi: *so, the dead goblin have anything of note?*
CGNakibe: *You could probably slowly dig through it, given time. Climb over it? Wouldn't be recommended.*
Besyanteo: (hn *examines!*)
CGNakibe: *The Dead Goblin was holding x1 shortbow, which unfortunately was ruined in the electrical attack. Its pretty hard to ruin a sword like that, though, and thus theres something worth looting.*
CGNakibe: *Leather armor too*
CGNakibe: Well that's just great.
CGNakibe: It'd take almost a day to get through this crap.
T3chn0Namagomi: *loots the small sword, anyway. The armor looks too heavy, and the bow's shot.*
Besyanteo: ... We're going to have to find a way around. Going through will take too long.
CGNakibe: Looks more like half a day to me.
Besyanteo: >_>
Besyanteo: ... Half a day.
CGNakibe: But still, yeah.
T3chn0Namagomi: Still too long.
CGNakibe: Damn goblin.
Besyanteo: ...*he sighs*
CGNakibe: I don't see why we'd have to go around.
CGNakibe: All it means is we spend a while killing more of those damn spider things.
T3chn0Namagomi: *walks over* Hey, I need some healing.
CGNakibe: Its kinda fun when you get used to the biting.
Besyanteo: *what about the rocks faces beside the rubble? What are they like?*
Besyanteo: (Also: I need to get to bed pretty soon here.)
CGNakibe: *Ever done a 30 foot climb almost straight up? That's nice. Now do it another 19 times after that without stopping....*
CGNakibe: Should've brought rope. -.-;;
Besyanteo: (Feel like a good stopping place to folks?)
CGNakibe: (This is indeed an awesome stopping place for me, folks.)
CGNakibe: (I'd suggest stopping here while the goblins regroup for nastiness)
Besyanteo: (Heh. EXP?)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Can we assume healing occurs?)
CGNakibe: (Why would I want to tell you anything about getting 1350 XP anyway?)
Besyanteo: (Depends on how hurt everyone is, and what time of day it is.)
CGNakibe: (Its a little past noon. Healing can come here, yes.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Well, Kaila took some decent damage)
Besyanteo: (It can, but if the party doesn't look right fucked up the cleric won't do it.)
Besyanteo: (we get only so many a day)
Besyanteo: (Unless we're auto GM healing or something. :O)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Currently at 13/22)
Besyanteo: (Cure Light)
CGNakibe: (C'mon you guys. Its just a few nasty nasty spiderbites!)
T3chn0Namagomi: (And a stab wound. And a thunderstone to the head)
Besyanteo: (*hunts for appropriate mods and all*)
CGNakibe: (Oh, you noticed the thunderstone bit, eh? >:P)
OnlineHost: Besyanteo rolled 1 8-sided die: 5
T3chn0Namagomi: (Yep.)
Besyanteo: (Doug: Gain 8.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Woohoo!)
CGNakibe: (Efficient healing!)
Besyanteo: (how bad does Rashid look?)
CGNakibe: (He looks like he's trying to hide a serious limp. Probably that nasty wound to the leg)
Besyanteo: (Cure Moderate)
OnlineHost: Besyanteo rolled 2 8-sided dice: 1 6
T3chn0Namagomi: (What's the NXT end of the EXP?)
CGNakibe: 6000
Besyanteo: (he gains 10)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Right)
CGNakibe: (And Rashid is back to his cheerful superior slobish self.)
CGNakibe: (Any other stuff to take care of before we head off for the night?)
T3chn0Namagomi: (None here, except maybe identifying the weight of the sword?)
Besyanteo: (Nah. ... Well, one thing. What's the EXP to reach level 3? I've been searching, but to no avail.)
CGNakibe: (6000)
Besyanteo: (so that puts us at 7350?)
CGNakibe: (Sorry. Let me make this clear.
CGNakibe: (You are both at 4350/6000 XP)
Besyanteo: Much better
T3chn0Namagomi: OH.
T3chn0Namagomi: 4350, as opposed to 1350?
Besyanteo: ... we started with enough EXP to be level 3
Besyanteo: then add 1350
CGNakibe: The formula for Next Level XP is always (Current Level x (Current Level + 1)) / 2 XP.
Besyanteo: I assume exp to reach 3 is 3000
T3chn0Namagomi: Oh, right. I'm used to resetting each level.
CGNakibe: Or, more simply, it takes 1000 XP to get off level 1.
CGNakibe: + 2000 for level 2.
T3chn0Namagomi: Oh. Right.
CGNakibe: And another 3000 after that to get off Lv 3.
CGNakibe: Etc etc.
Besyanteo: Night!
Besyanteo has left the room.
CGNakibe: Night night~!
T3chn0Namagomi: And then by the time Kaila gets her second-level (and Meph his third-level) spells, they'll have 10,000
T3chn0Namagomi: Total
CGNakibe: Correct.
CGNakibe: That's how D&D/SRD EXP is supposed to work.
CGNakibe: Its just put in a place you'd normally never look.
T3chn0Namagomi: Aha.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...meanwhile...XD I swear that deal's going to be Kaila's trademark move.
CGNakibe: Shocking good stuff, man.
T3chn0Namagomi: Best use of Shocking Grasp ever
CGNakibe: But just think.
CGNakibe: A normal mage NEVER uses Shocking Grasp.
T3chn0Namagomi: Yeah.
CGNakibe: Unless they're unarmed fighters or insane
T3chn0Namagomi: ...Duskblades actually CAN.
CGNakibe: Usually the latter more than the former.
CGNakibe: Its a good spell.
CGNakibe: All the touch pells are.
T3chn0Namagomi: Nice and strong. Just that it's the range that most casters HATE
CGNakibe: Not just that.
CGNakibe: You take an AoO for thinking of casting one.
CGNakibe: You're in close range, which is where casters should not be.
CGNakibe: AND how do you hit with the spell? A TOUCH attack.
CGNakibe: Lower AC to hit against, but still. Your BAB sucks.
CGNakibe: You really want to use IT to hit someone?
T3chn0Namagomi: Indeed
T3chn0Namagomi: This is why clerics are better with it to begin with; better BAB, and good AC in case of that AoO
T3chn0Namagomi: Duskblades seem to have made something evil out of touch spells, though, thanks to fighter BAB.
CGNakibe: And the Arcane Channeling.
CGNakibe: Did you notice that they're rather like the FFRPG's Magic Knight?
T3chn0Namagomi: Yep
T3chn0Namagomi: ...I basically have Thunder Sword. XD
CGNakibe: Ain't it awesome?
T3chn0Namagomi: Uh, yes. Especially being able to pull those kinds of hits. It eats spell slots, but...
CGNakibe: And I'm sure you're waiting for Arcane Channelling II.
CGNakibe: When you can practically be the old-style FFRPG Magic Knight.
CGNakibe: With 4 hits of nasty blasty goodness.
T3chn0Namagomi: That...requires me to have the ability to pull a Full Attack first.
T3chn0Namagomi: But yeah. Shocking Grasp is...pretty evil in the hands of a Duskblade.
CGNakibe: Actually that requires you to be, what? Lv 12?
T3chn0Namagomi: Heh. 3 hits by then.
CGNakibe: Lucky 13th level there
T3chn0Namagomi: Yeah. Lv13 is lucky
T3chn0Namagomi: 4th-level spells
T3chn0Namagomi: Also, actually! Get to wear heavy armor by next level!
T3chn0Namagomi: Light shield, but...heh.
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