You have just entered room "itscalledspeedstick."
Mekta satak kai has entered the room.
FFFan80 has entered the room.
Mekta satak kai: The joke: http://www.myspace.com/knotarapper
CGNakibe has entered the room.
Mekta satak kai: Go to the link on the far right. "Read a book."
PapatymisonN
: *can listen now!*
Arch mage144 has entered the room.
CGNakibe: READ A BOOK READ A BOOK.
FFFan80: .....
Mekta satak kai: It gets better as it goes along.
Mekta satak kai
: Raise yo' goddamn kids!
T3chn0Namagomi
has entered the room.
Mekta satak kai: Also, yo' body needs water, so drink that shit!
FFFan80
: ....=[
Mekta satak kai: For our visitors, the joke. http://www.myspace.com/knotarapper Go to the link on the far right. "Read a book."
CGNakibe: Its called SPEED STICK. IT AIN'T EXPENSIVE!
Mekta satak kai: BRUSH YO TEETH BRUSH YO TEETH
Mekta satak kai
: BRUSH YO GODDAMN TEETH
FFFan80
: They didn't cover wearing pants
FFFan80: =[
Mekta satak kai: Wear your pants, wear your pants, wear your goddamned pants.
Mekta satak kai
: Anyway.
Mekta satak kai
: RP?
Mekta satak kai
: Someone pick a generation.
Mekta satak kai
: P,1,2,M.
CGNakibe
: I am suddenly reminded of Boondocks.
PapatymisonN: ... why not M?
PapatymisonN: I can flesh out Helden.
CGNakibe: BECAUSE I SAID NO. >:{{
Mekta satak kai: I think I'm too pissy to play Hel right now.
Mekta satak kai
: She has no reason to be mean to everyone ever.
PapatymisonN
: Ah, kay.
PapatymisonN: ... 2gen? So you can play Hideki?
Mekta satak kai: Hrm. I should probably do that sometime, but I have first gen characters who need love, too.
Mekta satak kai
: Dave?
Mekta satak kai
: You want to play?
CGNakibe
: I could stand to make up a new 2nd gen person. Or use one of my 1st gen folks that I haven't in a while.
FFFan80: Sorry x.x
FFFan80: And, while it will earn me the moniker of 'pussing out'
FFFan80: I really don't care what setting, I guess.
FFFan80: Although I seem to have a crappy time with 2nd gen for some reason >_>;
Mekta satak kai: Well, you generally play first, though I've seen you rock out pastgen.
Mekta satak kai
: However, you don't do as much 2gen.
Mekta satak kai
: For the sake of not excluding people, would you rather we not do that one?
FFFan80
: I guess >_>;
Mekta satak kai: Okay!
FFFan80
: Unless folks really want to, then I'll try to BS something
PapatymisonN: I'm happy with 1stgen.
T3chn0Namagomi: I can probably go with 1st.
Mekta satak kai: Okay.
Mekta satak kai
: Location requests or characters people are in the mood to play?
PapatymisonN
: Bar always works.
FFFan80: *turns off the distraction*
Mekta satak kai: Okay. So we can choose the color of the lipstick on the whores because we know the difference.
Mekta satak kai
: Which bar?
Mekta satak kai
: Drag people to Myrnal's family's bar, or go for IH?
PapatymisonN
: Let's go to the Shalienzas, for Flavour.
FFFan80: *steals u*
Mekta satak kai: Okay. I'll set us up because not everyone is familiar enough with this bar yet.
Mekta satak kai
: *It's late evening in a mid-size suburb of Doma capital. The city is mostly inhabited by merchants, though light agriculture isn't totally foreign either. *
Mekta satak kai
: *One of the better gathering places in town is a tavern called The Shining Blade.*
Mekta satak kai
: *It's got a nice new sign outside the front door with a dagger over the nicely painted letters.*
Mekta satak kai
: *Inside, the bar is nicely furnished with lots of light polished wood. There's a rather impressive display of bladed weapons on one wall. The bar definitely lives up to its name.*
Mekta satak kai
: *Two people are working there at the moment. One is an older gentleman. Rather tall and more physically fit than most men of his age. Salt/pepper hair with a very manly moustache.*
Mekta satak kai
: *Also working there is his wife, an woman of similar age with grey hair and one of those 'cute old lady' bright expressions at all times.*
Mekta satak kai
: <The Staff>
Mekta satak kai
: (You can talk to each other now.)
PapatymisonN
: (someone be brave. I'll- ... ah, screw it.)
CGNakibe: *walks into the bar* Huh. This Place's new.
PapatymisonN: *there is a young fellow sitting at the bar, drinking a Shirley Temple!*
Mekta satak kai: (Whatever the hell it's called here...)
CGNakibe
: Hey! What've ya got in th' way of Rivan stuff?
FFFan80: (=O!?)
PapatymisonN: *he's clad in grey robes, a silly looking yellow archer's hat, and orange gloves. He's a skinny, tall kid, with greasy black hair. I doubt he's eighteen*
Mekta satak kai: Older guy: Depends on what you're looking at budget-wise. We've got a good selection of whiskey and some damned nice scotch.
CGNakibe
: Huh. Scotch'll do for today.
Mekta satak kai: Lady: *sets down some food for people and nods to her new customers* Can I get you gentlemen anything?
Mekta satak kai
: Excellent. How do you take it?
PapatymisonN
: o.o *was she talking to Layne?*
CGNakibe: *mutters to himself* Wonder if those weapons're ones a body's actually used.
Mekta satak kai: *she's offering food and service to anyone who wants it*
PapatymisonN
: *raises his hand meekly* Do you have any sandwiches? o.o
CGNakibe: How 'bout some steak too, while you're at it?
Mekta satak kai: Hrm? *to the boy with the red font* The weapons? You might be surprised how many get used, and how often.
Mekta satak kai
: Oh, Kerran hush. Steak for the young man, and... what kind of sandwich, dear?
CGNakibe
: *Boy? Heck no. This'un's a man. A red-haired man. Looks like a Rivan dragoon*
CGNakibe: Heh. Depends on what ya use em for, o' course. Hopefully none of em are used t' cut th' steak.
Mekta satak kai: *mutters* My damn weapons. Woman knocking my armaments.
PapatymisonN
: Um... roast beef? ^_^
Mekta satak kai: *female voice from behind Richard* Actually, I use most of them these days.
Mekta satak kai
: Absolutely, dear. I'll be right back with that. And sir, before I go. Don't mind her and... How do you like your steak?
CGNakibe
: <.< Huh? Oh. Good taste in stuff, I'd say.
CGNakibe: Well done, thanks.
Mekta satak kai: Think about... do I know you? You one of Hakaril's friends?
Mekta satak kai
: *heads out to grab foodthings*
CGNakibe
: ... Wait, I think.... yeah, Your name's Myrnal, wasn't it? o.o
PapatymisonN: ^_^ IM: She reminds me of mom...
Mekta satak kai: Yeah. You're that one guy. Who are you again?
Mekta satak kai
: *sends over a scotch, neat*
Mekta satak kai
: *brings out the sandwich because it's done first*
CGNakibe
: Richard Storm.
CGNakibe: Also... Its kinda strange seeing how many people that crazy mage knows.
Mekta satak kai: Eh. He hired me once.
CGNakibe
: Still odd he ain't managed to blow up the place yet. But since I live here now...
PapatymisonN: ^_^ Thank you. *eat!*
PapatymisonN: o.o This is... GREAT! *CONSUME!*
Mekta satak kai: Thank you! You be sure to let me know if you need anything else, all right?
CGNakibe
: Ain't nothin t' complain about.
Mekta satak kai: Yeah. Could be worse. So what brings you in here?
FFFan80
: <.<? >.>?
CGNakibe
: Nothin too much. Jus' a need for a good stiff drink and a meal.
FFFan80: *there's a young woman peering in the doorframe*
CGNakibe
: Was too far from th' Dragon t' not get smacked for askin.
FFFan80: *she's in her mid-teens, with long brown hair held back by a purple headband, green eyes darting about the restaurant*
FFFan80
: ...doesn't seem too noisy, this might be Ok...
PapatymisonN
: *obsoives!* IM: Hey. She's... cute. ^_^
Mekta satak kai: Well, you can get that here. We're usually busy this time of night, but we have some time.
Mekta satak kai
: >_> IM: Cute. Too bad we aren't in the city. Might make a pass at her.
FFFan80
: 6.6 *looks outside at something* Alright, time for lunch.
PapatymisonN
: (... pedophile.)
FFFan80: No.
FFFan80
: ....
CGNakibe
: Food or a good kick in the pants? I figure th' second can be done fer free.
Mekta satak kai: (Myrnal is 21! She can flirt with younger girls if she wants.)
Mekta satak kai
: (Sixteen is still midteens. No one said she'd do anything about it.)
FFFan80
: 6\/6 ...Oh no you don't, I've had enough of it this morning. We're having lunch.
FFFan80
: No.
FFFan80
: *sighs*
PapatymisonN
: (... still kinda creepy.)
Mekta satak kai: (If you say so.)
FFFan80
: ...Why not?
T3chn0Namagomi
: (That makes it that much entertaining. ^.^)
Mekta satak kai: Food for now. I don't kick people in the pants. I stab them when they're not looking.
Mekta satak kai
: Big difference.
Mekta satak kai
: *chuckles*
FFFan80
: Wanna 'splore.
FFFan80
: ......
CGNakibe
: Can't do that m'self.
FFFan80: I let you explore for two damn hours, it's my turn to do something.
CGNakibe
: Although I've punched a guy through a wall once. Granted, it was a weak wall.
FFFan80: No.
FFFan80
: .....
FFFan80
: .......
Mekta satak kai
: Uh huh. Well, I've never done that, so you win this round.
FFFan80
: 6\/6 I'll tell mom.
FFFan80
: ......
CGNakibe
: (Myrnal: I'll get you NEXT time Gadget)
FFFan80: .....kay.
Mekta satak kai
: (If it weren't for those meddling dragoons...)
FFFan80
: -\/- Good.
FFFan80
: *starts inside*
CGNakibe
: 's why I avoid merc work these days.
PapatymisonN: IM: ... ... dang... ... dang. I can't talk to girls... ... uh... *just hopes she doesn't sit next to him*
FFFan80: *She's wearing a dark red shirt with a purple vest, torn up blue pants to go with her well worn heavy boots*
CGNakibe
: Punching Guys through Walls isn't what most folk prefer t' notice first.
FFFan80: *And holding her hand... is apparently the walking incarnate of cute*
Mekta satak kai
: ...well, I spend a lot of time trying not to be noticed.
Mekta satak kai
: Be right back.
Mekta satak kai
: *clears some dishes off one of the tables*
Mekta satak kai
: *steak is brought out for manly men*
FFFan80
: *Tis a little blond boy with blue eyes, with white shirt and dark grey overalls. *
Mekta satak kai
: *to the kids* Hey, guys. Take a seat, and we'll get to you in a second, okay?
FFFan80
: =<.<=? =9.9=? *Who appears to have a bit of Garou-something in him, as he has pointy, fuzzy ears, and a little tail swishing about behind him*
FFFan80
: o.o Oh, thank you ^_^
FFFan80
: *takes a seat*
CGNakibe
: <.< *looks over at the CUTE and Kid and such*
FFFan80: *Richard will most definitely recognize the pair*
Mekta satak kai
: *takes dishes back to the kitchen*
FFFan80
: *As they've been to the Jade Dragon a few times*
CGNakibe
: ... is that... Gina?
FFFan80: 6.<? *skimming a menu* ...hmm... the chicken sounds yummy... you want anything fuzzball?
CGNakibe
: Chris?
FFFan80: ...*ears perk* =o.o=?
CGNakibe
: *gets a little louder* Chris, Gina? 'zat you?
FFFan80: =>.>=
FFFan80
: =o.o=!
FFFan80
: *scoots over!*
FFFan80
: o_o
FFFan80
: ...Richard?
FFFan80
: *leg gwomp*
CGNakibe
: Hey. *waves*
FFFan80: =9.9= Hihihihi
Mekta satak kai
: *the older lady comes back out and smiles at the kid-antics*
FFFan80
: =^.^=
Mekta satak kai
: *stands off to the side waiting to see if they need anything*
Mekta satak kai
: *takes one step into the room...and stops* Oh, good. She's got them.
Mekta satak kai
: *leaves again*
PapatymisonN
: *finishes his sandwich*
FFFan80: o_o ...yikes, I haven't seen you in a good while.
PapatymisonN
: ... *meekly raises his hand*
CGNakibe: Yeah, it's been a while, eh?
CGNakibe: Chris? You can let go of m' leg now. 6.6;;
Mekta satak kai: *to the shy boy* Oh, can I help you?
FFFan80
: =9.9=
FFFan80
: =v.v= *looks sad*
PapatymisonN
: ... another sandwich please?
FFFan80: *sighs* Honestly...
Mekta satak kai
: ^_^ Same or different?
FFFan80
: *takes hand and eases him away*
PapatymisonN
: o.o What else do you have?
CGNakibe: 's not that I don't like ya, Chris. Just... I need my leg.
FFFan80: =o.o=
FFFan80
: Ok =9.9=
FFFan80
: For bunny hop-hop?
FFFan80
: ....
FFFan80
: *tries not to smirk*
CGNakibe
: ... No bunnies here, kid. >.>;;;
FFFan80: =o.o=
FFFan80
: =9.9=? You don't do bunny hop-hops anymore?
CGNakibe
: Can't say I know what yer talkin' bout? <.<;;; >.>;;;
Mekta satak kai: Oh, well. We have a few types of ham, turkey, a rarer roast beef than that one, and some lemon pepper chicken.
FFFan80
: Um... *coughs*
Mekta satak kai
: We also have cheddar, mozarella, provolone, and horseradish cheddar.
FFFan80
: I think he means when you'd practice that... um... whatever it is you do with your spear there ^_^;
CGNakibe
: OH.
FFFan80: Hop hop =^_^=
CGNakibe
: Yeah. Th' jumpin. Still do that.
FFFan80: <_<;
Mekta satak kai
: Wheat bread and rye.
CGNakibe
: At least tryin' to.
PapatymisonN: ... hmm... I like the lemon pepper chicken! On rye!
Mekta satak kai: All right, dear. What kind of cheese? Anything?
PapatymisonN
: Uh... provolone?
Mekta satak kai: Sounds good. I'll be out in a bit.
Mekta satak kai
: *heads off*
FFFan80
: That's good. Especially with everything that seems to happen in Doma, huh?
PapatymisonN
: ^_^
FFFan80: =o.o=
CGNakibe
: What DON'T happen in Doma, huh?
FFFan80: *tugs on Richard's pant leg*
CGNakibe
: What is it, Chris?
PapatymisonN: IM: ... ... send her a drink? ... nah, that never works...
FFFan80: =6.6=
FFFan80
: =>.6= *pokes at fingers on one hand*
FFFan80
: =o.o=
FFFan80
: =9.9= *holds up 4 fingers* I'm this many.
FFFan80
: (*guessing!* =D; )
Mekta satak kai
: *Some guy walks in and has a seat in the corner. He looks like he's already had a couple, and spilled at least once rather thoroughly.*
FFFan80
: ....
PapatymisonN
: (... there's some sweat on your chin there, Dave...)
FFFan80: *sniffs unconciously*
Mekta satak kai
: *Kerran at the bar walks back to the BACK ROOM and comes back with the young lady*
CGNakibe
: Hey. That's good to know, Chris. *patpat*
FFFan80: ....>_>; IM: Oh Gods
CGNakibe
: >.>
FFFan80: =>.^=
Mekta satak kai
: What, Kerran, I....Oh. He's back?
CGNakibe
: IM: Not my bar, not my problem. -.-
FFFan80: How many are you? =9.9=
FFFan80
: ...*sniffs*
Mekta satak kai
: Didn't you ask him to leave yesterday?
FFFan80
: =o.o=
FFFan80
: =>.<= ...bad smell... *covers nose*
Mekta satak kai
: I think he needs some persuading.
Mekta satak kai
: *sighs*
CGNakibe
: Umm... 9.9 *thinks*
Mekta satak kai: *walks past the group of happy reuniting people to the table in the corner*
Mekta satak kai
: *she spares an amused glance to Richard, and jerks her head over in the direction of boozeboy*
Mekta satak kai
: IM: This is always the interesting part of the evening. The one with fewer sinks full of dishes.
CGNakibe
: *counts fingers himself...*
CGNakibe: *Kinda watching Myrnal too.*
Mekta satak kai: *sits down at the boozeboy's table and after a short bit of hushed discussion they head outside*
CGNakibe
: 31 now. 's been a while.
Mekta satak kai: *Myrnal reaches into her sleeve as she closes the door behind them, and then they're out*
FFFan80
: =o.o=
FFFan80
: =-.-=
FFFan80
: =o.o=
FFFan80
: =9.9= Rich biiiiig boy *sage chibi nod*
CGNakibe
: Rich? Me? Naah.
FFFan80: *can't help the smirk this time*
CGNakibe
: You two been alright? Nothing too interestin' has happened to ya, I hope.
CGNakibe: You know how Doma's habit for interestin runs.
FFFan80: Well, things have been... well... ok.
FFFan80
: Mom's doing better lately.
CGNakibe
: Good.
Mekta satak kai: *the bartender glances up at the door every few seconds, and walks around the edge of the bar, presumably heading out himself*
PapatymisonN
: *waits patiently for his sandwich, sweating over what to send the girl...*
FFFan80: Someone *pokes Chris* is finally learning how to behave better. 6.6
Mekta satak kai
: *he grabs a short sword off the wall, but as he's reaching the door, Myrnal walks back in*
FFFan80
: =9.9= I'ma big boy now *nod*
CGNakibe
: *chuckles* So I see.
FFFan80: How about you?
Mekta satak kai
: *Her clothes are a little dirty and in slight disarray, but she's got a little grin on her face.*
Mekta satak kai
: You okay? Where is he?
Mekta satak kai
: He's in the alley where he belongs. He'll be there until sometime tomorrow, I'd guess. 6_6
Mekta satak kai
: You can put that away.
Mekta satak kai
: This? I was just going to come see if you ...could sharpen it. It's... it looks dull. >_>
Mekta satak kai
: Uh huh. *takes it from him* I'm fine.
Mekta satak kai
: *mutters to himself and heads back behind the bar*
Mekta satak kai
: *Yanna the friendly elderly waitress returns with a sandwich made to order*
PapatymisonN
: Um, 'scuse me...
CGNakibe: *looks over at Myrnal* Well, seems like you've enjoyed yerself...
Mekta satak kai: Here you are. *sets it down for him* Do you need anything else?
PapatymisonN
: Um... one little thing...
CGNakibe: Oh, Sorry Gina. Its been kinda interestin around th' Inn as you know.
PapatymisonN: *w* What would you suggest for sending a girl a drink? >.>;
Mekta satak kai: *smirks* Well, it isn't really fair practicing on bums like him, but he's been pissing me off for several nights now. Thought I'd prove to him I wasn't interested.
FFFan80
: Yeah, I heard.
FFFan80
: Why would anyone want to do that? v_v
CGNakibe
: Been burnt down by some crazy mages. Had a hell of a time starting t' rebuild. If it wasn't for this elf druid we'd probably still be rearrangin' splinters.
Mekta satak kai: Oh. *w* Well, something that tastes good is always a nice choice. A mild wine, maybe? I can have Kerran give her a blush chablis if you like.
PapatymisonN
: *w* That sounds good. Could you do that, please?
FFFan80: Oh, a druid? Neat. ^_^
Mekta satak kai
: *nods* Of course.
CGNakibe
: Well, we got the Gobbo squad workin too, and hey.
Mekta satak kai: *goes to consult with her husband*
PapatymisonN
: ^_^;;; *worried as hell*
FFFan80: o_o? ...does that mean your place is gonna have trees in it now, like the Ivory Horn?
Mekta satak kai
: *a nice mild blush chablis is sent to the pretty girl*
FFFan80
: ...
CGNakibe
: Heh. Dunno 'bout all that. But its certainly gonna be made of wood.
FFFan80: >_>? Hmm?
FFFan80
: ....
CGNakibe
: Well, at least a good portion.
CGNakibe: Don't worry. Burnin this stuff's pretty hard.
Mekta satak kai: *The wine is pink and non-threatening!*
CGNakibe
: Believe me, I've tried.
CGNakibe: Heck, Dia actually ASKED me to try fer once.
FFFan80: Um, I didn't order anything yet. o_o;
CGNakibe
: ... Huh? >.>
Mekta satak kai: It's a recommendation from the young man at the other table. *wink*
FFFan80
: ....
FFFan80
: *looks* o_ó
PapatymisonN
: *has his eyes intently locked on the bar*
CGNakibe: Hm. >.>
FFFan80: =9.9=?
FFFan80
: =>.>=? *tries to see, damn his chibi stature* =9.<=;
FFFan80
: .....
FFFan80
: *o.o*
CGNakibe
: Well. Ain't that sweet.
PapatymisonN: (Did you need the description again?)
CGNakibe: Though th' guy could probably use a spine. >.>
FFFan80: (*skimmed back*)
Mekta satak kai
: We don't get a lot of men with spines in here. *cracks her fingers* Probably for the best that we limit it to one or two a night. *smirks at Richard*
FFFan80
: ...*coughs* Well um..i..it was still nice of him... *>.>*
FFFan80
: =9.9=
Mekta satak kai
: *returns to the bar, totally not involved in any of this*
CGNakibe
: Pro'lly helps if th' ones with spines ain't assholes.
CGNakibe: Oh, Pardon m' language.
Mekta satak kai: No such thing. But there are good assholes and bad.
CGNakibe
: <.<;;; *suddenly looking over shoulder for ANGRY DRAGONS*
CGNakibe: >.>;;;
Mekta satak kai: *is oblivious to profanity, including her own*
FFFan80
: =o.o=
FFFan80
: =9.9= Momma says that a bad word.
CGNakibe
: Y...yeah...
FFFan80: For um... 'speshial' stuff. =6.<=
CGNakibe
: IM: Thank the Goddess Dia ain't nowhere 'round. >.<;;;
FFFan80: >_>; Don't worry about it
CGNakibe
: Figured you could show that 'un th' proper way to behave anyway.
Mekta satak kai: Kerran lets me when he's too busy. At this point he worries less
Mekta satak kai
: It took one break-in to convince him I was fine.
CGNakibe
: What? He thinks yer thin and frail?
Mekta satak kai: Eh. He's my grandfather. He thinks I'm his granddaughter.
Mekta satak kai
: IM: And I am...kinda.
FFFan80
: >.>? *looks at the stranger*
CGNakibe
: Ah. THAT makes more sense.
Mekta satak kai: IM: Or rather, Myrnal the Sequel.
PapatymisonN
: *who, Layne? He'll glance, smile sheepishly, then return attention to the bar, thinking* IM: Oh gods, oh gods, what was I THINKING?
CGNakibe: That'll pro'lly never go away.
Mekta satak kai: No, it won't.
FFFan80
: <.<? >.>?
FFFan80
: IM: ...Richard sure seems friendly with this woman.
FFFan80
: o.o
FFFan80
: IM: ...oh no.
Mekta satak kai
: But about six months ago he came downstairs and found the main window broken, everything still dark, and one dead guy on the floor. I'd already called the city guard to haul his ass off.
Mekta satak kai
: You should have seen him. I don't think he could look so happy if I were getting married.
Mekta satak kai
: *laugh*
FFFan80
: IM: ...oh no, don't tell me... he and Dia had... a falling out?
CGNakibe
: Hahahaahaha.
FFFan80: ó.ò
FFFan80
: =9.9=
CGNakibe
: Now that's a story. Almost like what happened th' last time someone got th' bright idea that th' inn was a good place fer a fight 'cause I wasn't there.
FFFan80: *Myrnal suddenly notices something attached to her leg*
FFFan80
: *either attempting to leech out her life force... or chibi hugging her*
Mekta satak kai
: Oh, tha---.........
FFFan80
: =9.9= Hihi.
PapatymisonN
: (^_^ This act amuses me to no end.)
Mekta satak kai: 6_6
CGNakibe
: I swear. Th' Dragoon, as much as ya don't... Oh.
Mekta satak kai: Richard?
CGNakibe
: Sorry. Meet Chris.
FFFan80: =^_^=
CGNakibe
: I think he likes ya.
FFFan80: ...*snaps out of it* o_o
Mekta satak kai
: ...Hi Chris. I'm Myrnal. You uh... liking my leg there, aren't you?
FFFan80
: 6_6
Mekta satak kai
: Could you like it from over there?
CGNakibe
: Good luck detaching him from yer leg though. *chuckles*
Mekta satak kai: Like, from your chair, maybe?
FFFan80
: =9.9=?
FFFan80
: =o.o= Why?
FFFan80
: =9.9=
Mekta satak kai
: *shakes her leg a little* Because this is my leg. I need it.
PapatymisonN
: (Poor Layne. He gets no play.)
CGNakibe: Cute kid, ain't he?
FFFan80: *sighs* Chris, let go of her ~_~;
FFFan80
: =o.o=
FFFan80
: =ó.ò=
CGNakibe
: *w* With a grip like a bear trap sometimes. >:P
FFFan80: ...oh no you don't *scoops up*
FFFan80
: No guilt-trip stare, you.
FFFan80
: =v.v=
Mekta satak kai
: ...I'm immune to guilt. It's okay.
FFFan80
: ....
FFFan80
: ...that's... nice. >_>;
FFFan80
: IM: ...on the one hand, she's immune to the sad eyes of doom, I have to give her props.
FFFan80
: IM: o_o On the other hand, the big sister in me wants to punch her in the face.
Mekta satak kai
: So, yeah. Nice to meet you, Chris.
FFFan80
: =o.o=
FFFan80
: =^_^=
Mekta satak kai
: *comes over to the table of kids* Can I get you anything?
FFFan80
: ....oh! Totally forgot about that.
FFFan80
: I'm sorry ^_^;
FFFan80
: Just need another minute
FFFan80
: =o.o= Ducky.
Mekta satak kai
: All right, sweetheart. Let Myrnal know if you want something to eat.
FFFan80
: o_o;
Mekta satak kai
: ...Ducky? What?
CGNakibe
: Ducky? o.O
FFFan80: Ducky yummy =^_^=
Mekta satak kai
: (Well, it's an aquatic bird found in north America, but that's not important right now...)
FFFan80
: ....*>_>*; Do you have anything with duck in it?
PapatymisonN
: (Chris Kilmett: The only being The Ducks fear...)
CGNakibe: Got any duck for th' kid?
Mekta satak kai: ....I...I'll look.
Mekta satak kai
: *heads away from clingy duck-eating boy*
Mekta satak kai
: *presumably to find duck*
PapatymisonN
: *raises his hand again*
FFFan80: *>_<* *face is flushed at the moment*
Mekta satak kai
: *heads over to the young man*
FFFan80
: =9.9= Sis want ducky?
Mekta satak kai
: Yes?
PapatymisonN
: *w* It didn't work... what do I do now? o.o
FFFan80: ....no Chris.
FFFan80
: =o.o=
CGNakibe
: *chews Steak and watches for now*
FFFan80: =9.9=? Mousey?
FFFan80
: ....*>_<*++
CGNakibe
: ... mousey?
Mekta satak kai: *lays a finger on her lips thoughtfully* I know. You hold on for a moment.
Mekta satak kai
: *heads back after Myrnal*
FFFan80
: ...don't ask, please.
PapatymisonN
: *sits there, worried as hell*
Mekta satak kai: *Myrnal walks out of the kitchen, through the main room, and to a coatrack next to the door. Grabbing a predictable long black wool overcoat, she heads out into the night.*
Mekta satak kai
: *Yanna the friendly matchmaker comes out of the kitchen as well and approaches the kids*
Mekta satak kai
: We don't have any duck here at the moment, but if you can wait about fifteen minutes, she'll be back with one soon. How would you like it, sweetie?
CGNakibe
: (*and Myrnal was NEVER HEARD FROM AGAIN* ;_; )
FFFan80: =o.o=
FFFan80
: =9.9= Ducky
CGNakibe
: Won't be too much longer now, Chris.
CGNakibe: How's th' kid like his duck anyway, Gina? o.o
FFFan80: ....
FFFan80
: *>_>*;
FFFan80
: *Richard may recall, if he thinks back*
CGNakibe
: I mean, I've got a clue or two, but... >.>;;
T3chn0Namagomi: *And a newcomer enters the bar, with, most notably, a LOT of white. White hair, youthful looks, white clothing with some silver trim--and a pair of rather large swords slung at either side, to boot.*
FFFan80: *An incident involving a frantic Lisa, and a certain child chasing a mouse around the Jade Dragon*
FFFan80
: Please... don't ask. *v_v*;
Mekta satak kai
: *kneels down at Chris' eye level* Absolutely. *affectionate tap on the tip of his nose* For such a well-mannered young gentleman, we will find a way.
FFFan80
: =>.o=
Mekta satak kai
: ^_^
FFFan80
: Heheh. =^.^=
T3chn0Namagomi
: *He definitely looks to be human, at least. Average height, a bit thinnish build*
Mekta satak kai: *stands and nods to the new fellow* Evening, sir. Have a seat anywhere.
PapatymisonN
: *DYING with the waiting...*
Mekta satak kai: *heads over to the lonely shy boy*
T3chn0Namagomi
: *and has a seat, somewhere in between the group and the shy person. This guy seems to be young, though obviously past puberty*
Mekta satak kai: *w* Listen. We're going to make some duck for the boy, and when it's done, maybe you could do an old woman a favor and carry a heavy dish over to their table. *wink*
PapatymisonN
: *w* Oh. OK. I can do that! ^_^
PapatymisonN: IM: Not too heavy, I hope... <.<
Mekta satak kai: *pats his hand affectionately and heads back into the kitchen*
PapatymisonN
: (*checks Layne's sheet*)
PapatymisonN: (Yup. STR is only +1.)
Mekta satak kai: (And what do you think Yanna's is?)
Mekta satak kai
: (Hint: Old lady.)
PapatymisonN
: (... +6?)
FFFan80: (+1, and +3 when she's wielding a ladle? =O)
Mekta satak kai
: *Kerran at the bar looks to the new boy* Hey there. Can I get you anything?
Mekta satak kai
: (Dave has the right of it.)
Mekta satak kai
: (A frying pan adds another +2.)
PapatymisonN
: (Yanna has a +2 ladle, capable of whacking a person across a football field!)
FFFan80: *crouches* Chris?
FFFan80
: You know when mommy puts other things with the ducky, to make it more yummy?
FFFan80
: That's what she does.
FFFan80
: =o.o=
FFFan80
: =9.9= Can I help?
FFFan80
: ....
PapatymisonN
: (Hey! New Boy! *pokes Doug*)
CGNakibe: No, Chris, I don't think you can.
T3chn0Namagomi: (?)
FFFan80: =o.o=
Mekta satak kai
: (This is why I'm playing all the NPCs. To keep conversation going. I am playing three people, and thus become Dave. =P )
FFFan80
: =v.v= ...but I help mommy...
PapatymisonN
: (You've been addressed, my man.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Oh, didn't see that. ^^;-)
Mekta satak kai: (Hakuna matata.)
FFFan80
: ( *offers beetles and caterpillars* )
FFFan80
: (...)
FFFan80
: ( *then faints himself* x.x )
Mekta satak kai
: (Slimy yet satisfying!)
PapatymisonN
: (We are ruled by pop culture references.)
Mekta satak kai: *A girl that all players in here recognize as Myrnal walks back in with a parcel under one arm.*
PapatymisonN
: (And within... A HUMAN HEAD.)
Mekta satak kai: *With a nod to Chris, she carries it to the kitchen*
PapatymisonN
: (Or... duck. Whatever. <.<)
Mekta satak kai: (She doesn't keep souvenirs.Well, the one time she was going to. But she didn't.)
T3chn0Namagomi
: I'll have to ask about what's available as far as food goes, though I'll admit that I feel like something relatively strong as far as drinks go.
PapatymisonN: (She can boil away any flesh, and used the skull as a Mai Tai glass!)
Mekta satak kai: *Comes over to the Chris table* We found you one. Do you know what you'd like with it?
Mekta satak kai
: Well, my wife is about to cook a duck, we have steak, soup, and desserts. As for drinks... you want something basic like a Valthka tonic, or something more custom-tailored?
FFFan80
: =o.o=
FFFan80
: =9.9= Juice?
T3chn0Namagomi
: Hmm...I'll go for the duck, I guess. And regarding the drinks? *scratches his chin a bit* I'm leaning toward the "custom".
Mekta satak kai: Do you like potatoes, stuffing, vegetables, anything like that?
FFFan80
: =o.<= ...um...
Mekta satak kai
: Sounds good. And for custom drinks, let me know what you're thinking. Something with juice, something cold, something hot like a hot toddy, something... sweet? Any ideas?
FFFan80
: =9.9= Momma puts things in ducky, then makes yummier.
Mekta satak kai
: *to the lady at the table* Any idea what she puts in?
T3chn0Namagomi
: Cold. Very cold. *nods*
FFFan80: *coughs* Yeah, she usually stuffs it and puts some... kinda dressing thing.
FFFan80
: >_>; ...I'm not much of a cook, heh.
Mekta satak kai
: You like martinis, kid?
FFFan80
: =o.o=
FFFan80
: Sis no cook =>.<= *yucky face*
Mekta satak kai
: Well, we'll figure something out.
FFFan80
: *e.e*;
Mekta satak kai
: We'll make sure you get it with all necessary dressings and things. All right?
T3chn0Namagomi
: Don't think I've had one before, but...why the hell not?
Mekta satak kai: Good man. Now, here's my question. Do you like vermouth?
FFFan80
: =^_^= Ok.
Mekta satak kai
: *shuffles off to the kitchen*
T3chn0Namagomi
: I'll have to say...yes.
Mekta satak kai: *where she BELONGS because she's a WOMAN*
CGNakibe
: Gotta admit. This is good stuff.
PapatymisonN: *is done his sammitch...*
Mekta satak kai: All right. I always ask, because I hate the stuff.
T3chn0Namagomi
: Aha.
PapatymisonN: (*locks the door, installs a flap so she can shove cooking through it*)
Mekta satak kai: *assembles ingredients and puts them all in a nice shiny steel tumbler*
Mekta satak kai
: *shakes the everloving shit out of it until the container is covered in frost*
Mekta satak kai
: *pours the ice-cold drink in a glass* Onion or olive, my man?
T3chn0Namagomi
: Onion.
Mekta satak kai: *onion+toothpick+glass*
Mekta satak kai
: *hands it over*
Mekta satak kai
: If you like that you might like dirty martinis. My wife loves them.
FFFan80
: ...What is? *to Richard*
Mekta satak kai
: It's just like that, only with a lot of olive juice in it.
T3chn0Namagomi
: *takes it, and starts drinking*
CGNakibe: This steak.
CGNakibe: Better than I was expectin.
T3chn0Namagomi: You do your work well, that's for sure.
FFFan80: 6.6 Ah.
FFFan80
: Hmm, I might have to get some of that myself
Mekta satak kai
: Well, thanks. Gotta be good for something at my age.
Mekta satak kai
: What do you do, kid?
T3chn0Namagomi
: Right now? Currently unemployed for the most part. I know, looks like I could be doing something right now, doesn't it?
Mekta satak kai: Eh. You a hired arm or what?
PapatymisonN
: *chewing on a pickle spear now... *
T3chn0Namagomi: Seriously considering that path now, when I think about it. I mean, it'd be either that, or some work that isn't socially acceptable.
Mekta satak kai: *Myrnal comes out of the kitchen and beckons to shy boy*
Mekta satak kai
: Well, my girl *jerks his thumb toward Myrnal* is something of a mercenary, though it's mostly bounty work. If you're thinking of getting into it y'could go bug her.
PapatymisonN
: o.o *points to himself, to say 'You're talking to me?'*
Mekta satak kai: *snaps her fingers impatiently*
T3chn0Namagomi
: I see.
PapatymisonN: *hustles over!*
Mekta satak kai: My grandmother says you want to help. She's in the kitchen.
PapatymisonN
: OK. ... so, I just... go in?
Mekta satak kai: It's a kitchen. Yes.
PapatymisonN
: *so... just... goes in*
PapatymisonN: IM: She's... intimidating... o.o
T3chn0Namagomi: *drink*
PapatymisonN: IM: Hot, but intimidating. ... hot CUZ she's intimidating? ... whatever.
Mekta satak kai: *The little old lady waves him over to the counter where she's cutting the duck open to shove stuff in its body cavity*
Mekta satak kai
: What's your name, dear?
PapatymisonN
: Layne, ma'am. Layne Cooper.
Mekta satak kai: Yanna Shalienza. This is Myrnal, and the bartender is my husband Kerran. Now, I think if you're not doing anything else, it would be an awfully nice thing to say to a lady that you helped make dinner.
PapatymisonN
: (Um... what's "it"?)
T3chn0Namagomi: (The duck)
PapatymisonN: (The duck would be an awfully nice thing to say?)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Oh. Other it.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (She's referring to the idea of having helped make dinner)
FFFan80: (Say you helped make dinner *bop* =[ )
PapatymisonN
: (OH.)
PapatymisonN: ... ... oh. OH, yeah... OK.
PapatymisonN: ... this is really nice of you... ^_^
PapatymisonN: Thanks.
Mekta satak kai: Of course, sweetheart.
Mekta satak kai
: e_e
Mekta satak kai
: I'll be in the main room. Good luck with the bird.
Mekta satak kai
: *heads out*
Mekta satak kai
: (AFK....BRB...acronym.)
PapatymisonN
: (*goes to get chips*)
FFFan80: (o_ó)
FFFan80
: (That's an odd moment to get 'e_e' )
T3chn0Namagomi
: (The e_e was Myrnal)
FFFan80: (apparently I can't distinguish color this evening >_>; eheh sorry)
PapatymisonN
: (She hates Layne for not hitting on her.)
Mekta satak kai: (I'm back.)
PapatymisonN
: (*Layne grabs Myrnal's ass* Hey sweetcheeks!)
Mekta satak kai: (She thinks that teenaged boys are annoying. Especially when her grandmother decides to be... all grandmotherly.)
Mekta satak kai
: (And Layne should know what happened to the last guy who did that.)
Mekta satak kai
: (Dave remembers. He got a blade to his throat.)
PapatymisonN
: (*he pulls back a bloody stump* That's all?)
Mekta satak kai: (She was distracted by other problems. She wasn't at the top of her game.)
PapatymisonN
: (Ah... information! *thumbs up*)
PapatymisonN: (Now we RP.)
Mekta satak kai: So. Is there a reason you're attempting to catch that young lady's eye?
Mekta satak kai
: *Myrnal heads out into the main room to hang with Kerran behind the bar*
PapatymisonN
: She... seems ... nice... and... cute... ^^;;;;;
FFFan80: =o.o=
Mekta satak kai
: *nods* I've heard worse reasons. And who knows, maybe she'll think the same about you!
FFFan80
: =>.o= *seems to be staring at his reflection in Richard's boot*
FFFan80
: 6.6 -.- *sips drink*
PapatymisonN
: THAT'd be nice... *voice cracks a bit*
Mekta satak kai: *chuckles*
PapatymisonN
: <.< Sorry... that happens when I'm nervous...
Mekta satak kai: It's nothing to be ashamed of, Layne. Don't you pay it any mind.
Mekta satak kai
: *shoves all kinds of stuff into the bird*
Mekta satak kai
: *puts the bird in the oven* Now you'll have to help me keep an eye on the duck, all right?
PapatymisonN
: *nod nod nod*
T3chn0Namagomi: *continues drinking*
CGNakibe: Want a bit of my steak while ya wait, Chris?
FFFan80: =o.o=
FFFan80
: Steak? =9.9=
CGNakibe
: Yeah Chris. Steak.
FFFan80: =o.o=
Mekta satak kai
: *Kerran wipes the inside of a glass, and Myrnal is sharpening gods-only-know-what*
FFFan80
: =^__^=
FFFan80
: *I think that's a yes*
Mekta satak kai
: *Blahblahblahduckcooks,blahblahtimepasses*
CGNakibe
: *cuts off a few bites of steak for Chris* Here ya go.
Mekta satak kai: *We'll say their oven is faintly magical to facilitate awesome fast cooking*
PapatymisonN
: So, how long you been doing this?
Mekta satak kai: Oh, years and years.
FFFan80
: =9.9= *takes and munches* =6.<=
Mekta satak kai
: We had already been here for nearly a decade when Myrnal found us.
FFFan80
: ....
FFFan80
: Chris? 6\/6
Mekta satak kai
: This is just our life now! ^_^
FFFan80
: =>.o=? *nibble*
FFFan80
: You forgot something.
FFFan80
: =6.6= ....
FFFan80
: =<.<= ....
PapatymisonN
: ^_^ Neat!
FFFan80: =o.o=!
FFFan80
: Thank you =9.9=
CGNakibe
: Yer welcome, Chris. ^^
FFFan80: =^.^= *chibi tail wag*
Mekta satak kai
: *peeks at the duck* It's getting close.
FFFan80
: 6_6; IM: ...I fear when he becomes my age...
CGNakibe
: (Peking Duck?)
PapatymisonN: Good... smells great!
CGNakibe: (.... I'm picturing Chris at 8. This amuses me.)
Mekta satak kai: We had a mage enchant the oven in exchange for a week's board. It works much faster now.
FFFan80
: ( Oh? >.> )
Mekta satak kai: So, Myrnal. The kid over there with the martini's considering merc work.
Mekta satak kai
: *Only with the right font*
Mekta satak kai
: *The Kerran font*
Mekta satak kai
: Myrnal: Uh huh? My business why?
Mekta satak kai
: Eh. I dunno. I've been out of it so long, I figured you could give him some names.
PapatymisonN
: I'll say! It's only been, what, 2 minutes? o.o
Mekta satak kai: (Charles missed my timelapse.)
Mekta satak kai
: (I fudged time so we don't have to actually wait several hours in-game. Probably about half an hour.)
PapatymisonN
: (Oh. Kay.)
Mekta satak kai: Do you think you could pull that out for me, Layne? *offers potholders*
T3chn0Namagomi
: >_>
Mekta satak kai: *shrugs* What's your name? I haven't seen you in here.
PapatymisonN
: *takes the potholders, and removes the duck* o.o Oh. That smells heavenly.
T3chn0Namagomi: Me? Kaltz.
Mekta satak kai: Hey Kaltz. I'm Myrnal. You like to kill things?
Mekta satak kai
: Well, thank you, dear.
PapatymisonN
: *puts it down*
PapatymisonN: You're welcome.
Mekta satak kai: Now it has to sit for a while to cool before we slice it. Then you can take some to your little lady friend.
T3chn0Namagomi
: I don't have any problems with doing it, if that's what you're asking.
Mekta satak kai: I'm asking if you like it. Find it fulfilling?
PapatymisonN
: ^_^;;;;;;;;;; IM: Dear god I'm going to die of fright.
FFFan80: *As time has passed, the inevitable has happened*
FFFan80
: =<.<= *wandering around the restaurant*
Mekta satak kai
: Don't you worry, dear. You'll be fine.
Mekta satak kai
: Girls aren't so bad.
Mekta satak kai
: A tip? Be nice to the younger siblings and they generally can't be too hard on you.
T3chn0Namagomi
: There's indeed something about fighting that you can't find anywhere else in life.
PapatymisonN: o.o I can do that.
Mekta satak kai: You okay to kill whatever you're hired to kill, or do you have a specific area?
T3chn0Namagomi
: No real issues with what.
Mekta satak kai: *nods* That's cool. Because there are different kinds of mercs. Some kill whoever comes with a price on his head, and some people have an agenda. Don't like murderers, rapists, orcs, wizards, whatever.
Mekta satak kai
: Just curious as to what you want to kill.
PapatymisonN
: (Kobakk: Hey! I take offense to that!)
CGNakibe: (<.< >.>)
PapatymisonN: Any other tips? I could... probably use all the tips I can get.
CGNakibe: (*Assails Oxblood with Speed Stick*)
Mekta satak kai: (It's not expensive!)
PapatymisonN
: (*Oxblood's girlfriend dumps him* Thanks, asshole. Now I have to remusk myself... *prepares brine and pickled ham*)
Mekta satak kai: Just be nice. Don't worry. Girls like to be treated just like anyone else. Short of throwing girls in headlocks and doling out wedgies, you can talk to them like you would a boy.
PapatymisonN
: o.o I've BEEN wedgied...
T3chn0Namagomi: (Unfortunately, Serran has managed to rig Oxblood's dorm door with a deodorizing trap.)
CGNakibe: (Don't think he wouldn't. >.>)
T3chn0Namagomi: (That'd be gold. Almost as much as WIN BY LESBIAN)
Mekta satak kai: (Win by lesbian?)
T3chn0Namagomi
: (Win by lesbian. *nod*)
PapatymisonN: (*just waiting for someone to set Oxblood off so he can beat the hell out of them*)
PapatymisonN: (No, seriously. I EXPECT him to go off with all the abuse he's taking.)
Mekta satak kai: (Yeah. Because Hel is clearly the most abusive person ever.)
Mekta satak kai
: (Anyway. People are still RPing, right?)
CGNakibe
: (Sure doesn't seem like that)
PapatymisonN: (Not to say he hasn't made friends, it's just... Zeiren, Serran... they're going to say the wrong thing eventually. Just saying.)
PapatymisonN: (And we continue!)
FFFan80: So, um...
T3chn0Namagomi
: Eh. I like something that's a challenge moreso than an easy kill, if that's what you mean.
FFFan80: How's Dia and Rob doing?
CGNakibe
: Rob's doin okay. Kid's still runnin all over the place telling us what kind of great hero he's gonna be.
Mekta satak kai: Ah. Well that's always good. I don't know. Go talk to the Doman guard. They hire mercs all the time. You just can't slaughter a lot of people on those jobs. Guard doesn't like it.
Mekta satak kai
: But other than that... I don't know. Go bug General Silvar.
CGNakibe
: Said somethin a while ago about mountin an attack on vicious ducks. Or somethin.
Mekta satak kai: He's apparently swamped with world-threatening crap.
PapatymisonN
: Is it cool yet?
CGNakibe: (Hak: ANOTHER World-destroying thing? CAn't it wait till tomorrow?)
Mekta satak kai: (Zombies?! Why is it always zombies!)
Arch mage144
: (Hakaril: *is buried in a pile of evil villains*)
FFFan80: ...=>_<= Mean duckies.
Mekta satak kai
: (Villains: PIG PILE ON SILVAR! *LEAP*)
PapatymisonN
: (F@#$ YEAH!)
FFFan80: ...*sighs* I swear, people make way too big a deal out of that. ¬_¬
CGNakibe
: *chuckles* Can't say much 'bout that. But then I don't go outta my way t' bother th' ducks 'round here
FFFan80: Well, you're smarter than someone else here.
FFFan80
: *pokes Chris*
Mekta satak kai
: *slices some nice meat off of the duck onto a couple of plates*
FFFan80
: =>.¬=
Mekta satak kai
: Here. I'll bring one to the young man, and you take this to the lady and her brother.
Mekta satak kai
: Okay?
PapatymisonN
: *nods*
Mekta satak kai: (What the FUCK is that expression, Dave?)
Mekta satak kai
: (What the shit is that?)
Mekta satak kai
: (That's frightening!)
FFFan80
: ( one eye shut one eye glaring? >_>; )
Mekta satak kai
: (*turns her screen sideways* Gotcha.)
CGNakibe
: (Eyes wide shut)
Mekta satak kai: (Shaun, I hate you and I hate that nose mask.)
FFFan80
: (sorry ~_~; )
CGNakibe: (Hate only makes me stronger. But thanks.)
T3chn0Namagomi: Silvar, eh? I'll check into that.
FFFan80: (I can't seem to type without emotes )
Mekta satak kai: Yeah. Blue hair, red hat, can be heard rambling about everything ever from a mile away.
Mekta satak kai
: You really can't miss him.
PapatymisonN
: (EVERYONE is his friend.)
Mekta satak kai: (Your emotes are actually the best thing ever. I have stolen most of mine from you. ^__^ )
FFFan80
: (Stephan: *coughs* )
PapatymisonN
: *takes the food out to the girl*
PapatymisonN: IM: don'tfaintdon'tfaintdon'tfaintdon'tfaintdon'tfaint...
Mekta satak kai: In fact, I have a sneaking suspicion that casual discussion can summon him from any distance. So let's not test that, shall we?
T3chn0Namagomi
: Right. That annoying?
Mekta satak kai: *The stylish young fella with the swords is brought DUCK*
PapatymisonN
: *as is the cute girl with the puppy for a brother!*
Mekta satak kai: Eh. At first. He's better once he remembers the average attention span of a mortal creature.
T3chn0Namagomi
: Ah, thanks. *starts eating*
Mekta satak kai: So there's him, and the bulletin board in the center of Doma.
Mekta satak kai
: Lot of crap up there, too.
PapatymisonN
: Um... g-GOT your order... *damn cracking voice...*
T3chn0Namagomi: Heh. I've seen that a couple of times. Lots of crap to sift through, that's for sure.
CGNakibe: >.> Well well well.
Mekta satak kai: Yeah, but there's some good stuff. Mostly it's word of mouth, though. People recruiting each other.
T3chn0Namagomi
: I see.
CGNakibe: HEY CHRIS! *is NOT going to chase the chibi one*
FFFan80: =o.o=
FFFan80
: *heads over*
FFFan80
: Hihi =9.9=
Arch mage144
has left the room.
Arch mage144 has entered the room.
Mekta satak kai: (*pokes Dave*)
PapatymisonN
: (*does the same*)
Mekta satak kai has left the room.
FFFan80: ( ...uh )
CGNakibe
: Here's your Duck, Chris. o.o
Mekta satak kai has entered the room.
FFFan80: ( OH )
FFFan80
: o.o
T3chn0Namagomi
: (Fuck. I'm too damn tired to go on)
Mekta satak kai: (That was great. Last I saw was Richard not wanting to chase the little one.)
FFFan80
: Um, hi? o_o;
FFFan80
: (Chris came over and said HiHi)
Mekta satak kai
: (To whom?)
PapatymisonN
: ... oh! *puts it down in front of her*
FFFan80: (Richard)
Mekta satak kai
: (Okieday.)
PapatymisonN
: Uh... I... helped make it for ... y-you. <.<;;;;;;;;;
T3chn0Namagomi: *safe to say he continues doing stuff like eating* (And, err, I go now. Night.)
PapatymisonN: (Kay. Laterz.)
FFFan80: ....o..oh.
FFFan80
: Um...
T3chn0Namagomi
has left the room.
FFFan80: Thanks? *o_o*;
PapatymisonN
: You're welcome.... ^^;;;;;
PapatymisonN: ...
PapatymisonN: ...
PapatymisonN: ... oh, I'm Layne. Layne Cooper. *extends hand*
FFFan80: *6_6*
FFFan80
: Um....G...Gina.
Mekta satak kai
: *peeks out of the corner of her eye to see how Layne is doing, and nods to herself, satisfied*
PapatymisonN
: ^_^ *standing there with an extended hand like an idiot*
FFFan80: *shakes hand*
PapatymisonN
: *shakes*
PapatymisonN: IM: ... now what? o.o
FFFan80: ....
FFFan80
: D...do you work here? *o_o*;
FFFan80
: =9.9=
FFFan80
: .....
FFFan80
: =9.9=
FFFan80
: .....
FFFan80
: =9\/9=
PapatymisonN
: Uh... well, no... I... just thought it'd be nice to, y'know...
PapatymisonN: ... make something for you. <.<
FFFan80: ...o...oh.
FFFan80
: ....
FFFan80
: Have we... met before?
Mekta satak kai
: *comes up behind Layne and lays a hand on his shoulder* He was helping me. At my age these things get harder and harder.
Mekta satak kai
: ^_^
Mekta satak kai
: IM: Poor kid. I remember when Kerran was like this.
CGNakibe
: IM: Such a shy kid.
FFFan80: o_o IM: ...that's either very nice or... creepy as all hell.
Mekta satak kai
: Are you two enjoying your dinner? *to Chris* What do you think, dear?
FFFan80
: =9\/9= *...for some reason, doesn't seem happy about Layne*
FFFan80
: ....oh! You were helping her out.
FFFan80
: That's very nice you.
Mekta satak kai
: IM: Ah, the little one is going to make a good brother someday. I think he can tell. *represses the urge to chuckle*
Mekta satak kai
: He's a lovely young man, helping an old woman he barely knows.
Mekta satak kai
: Anyway, thank you Layne. I'd better get on with my work.
Mekta satak kai
: *patpat*
FFFan80
: IM: Oh thank the Gods, just making it for me would be all kinds of weird.
PapatymisonN
: *nod nod...*
Mekta satak kai: *shuffles off to talk to Kerran*
Mekta satak kai
: *Kerran smirks at whatever the hell topic of conversation his wife has brought up*
PapatymisonN
: IM: ... thanks...
PapatymisonN: So, uh... how is it? Good?
FFFan80: Oh, um... hmmm. 6.6
FFFan80
: *tries some*
Mekta satak kai
: (It hasn't been poisoned and has in fact been cooked by a career housewife and restaurant-lady. Not bad duck.)
FFFan80
: ...hey, this is pretty nice. ^_^
FFFan80
: Almost better than my mom's, I'd dare say.
Mekta satak kai
: (Ooooh, now them's fightin' words.)
FFFan80
: *...and somewhere in Doma, someone has the urge to hit something with a pan* ¬.¬
PapatymisonN
: Wow... good.
PapatymisonN: ... m-mind if I sit down? o.o
FFFan80: 6.6 Hmm?
FFFan80
: o.o
FFFan80
: Uh...s..sure, I guess so.
PapatymisonN
: *sits* ^^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
PapatymisonN: IM: I'm actually sitting next to a girl... I could wet myself.
PapatymisonN: IM: ... but I won't. ... right? ... right. I wont.
Mekta satak kai: (Aw. That's so sad it's cute.)
PapatymisonN
: ... ... so! Where ya from?
FFFan80: o_o Um... Doma.
FFFan80
: 9_< Well... south of it anyway, originally.
PapatymisonN
: Oh yeah... so, been in the city most of the time, then?
FFFan80: I guess o_o
FFFan80
: Used to travel a bit when I was younger, but not as much anymore.
PapatymisonN
: Oh? Why not?
FFFan80: Eh, just stuff I have to take care of.
PapatymisonN
: OK... cool. That's cool.
Mekta satak kai: (This is so awkward. Hee.)
FFFan80
: .....uh...thanks?
PapatymisonN
: You're welcome.
FFFan80: ....
PapatymisonN
: ....
FFFan80: IM: ...what is he doing? o_o;
PapatymisonN
: Uh... would... you...
PapatymisonN: liketogooutsometime? <.<
FFFan80: ....
FFFan80
: ......
FFFan80
: *O_o* Huh?
PapatymisonN
: Would you ... like to go out sometime? o.o
FFFan80: ....
FFFan80
: U..
FFFan80
: ...uh....
FFFan80
: ....
FFFan80
: *o o*
FFFan80
: .....
FFFan80
: *small growl from the floor area*
PapatymisonN
: 6_6 IM: Eep.
FFFan80: =9\/9=
PapatymisonN
: *small wave* hi. o.o
Mekta satak kai: .......*Myrnal steps around the bar to keep an eye on the little one*
FFFan80
: *grrrrr* =e.e=
FFFan80
: *6_6*;
FFFan80
: .....
FFFan80
: IM: Oh no.
FFFan80
: Stop making sis upset =9\/9=
FFFan80
: *grrr*
FFFan80
: .....
FFFan80
: ....
FFFan80
: **>_<**
Mekta satak kai
: *just...stares at Chris, apparently totally baffled*
PapatymisonN
: o.o Uh... I'm ... not trying to...
FFFan80: =e.e=
Mekta satak kai
: IM: Was I... Danis didn't... well, maybe he would have but.... what the hell is.....*rapid head shaking*
FFFan80
: Chris, I'm fine *>_<*
FFFan80
: No.
FFFan80
: Sis all upset, like other times =9\/9=
FFFan80
: .......
FFFan80
: IM: Kill me. Right now. Please.
FFFan80
: **x_x**
PapatymisonN
: ... y'know what? I've been stupid. Sorry to bother you... *heads off*
PapatymisonN: IM: STUPID STUPID STUPID Layne... >.<
Mekta satak kai: *totally confused, she shakes her head again and walks back into the kitchen*
FFFan80
: ...Richard can you do me a huge, huge favor? *>_<*
Mekta satak kai
: (I'm about done, amici.)
Mekta satak kai
: (I need sleep.)
FFFan80
: (Ditto)
FFFan80
: (To be continued? =[ )
Mekta satak kai
: (No such thing, I'm afraid.)
Mekta satak kai
: (Things either finish or are left in limbo forever.)
FFFan80
: ( I don't mean this setting =P )
CGNakibe
: Sure? What kind of favor? o.o
FFFan80: ( As in things set in motion )
FFFan80
: Can you watch him for a sec? *holds up the chibi bodyguard*
PapatymisonN
: (... *pokes Shaun*)
CGNakibe: SUre. *grabs the chibi one*
CGNakibe: (Sorry. Sleepy sleepy sleepy. ;_; )
FFFan80: =>.o=
FFFan80
: =9.9=
FFFan80
: Hi
CGNakibe
: Hi Chris.
FFFan80: *heads over to Layne quick*
FFFan80
: Um...l..listen...
FFFan80
: =o.o=
PapatymisonN
: >.> O.O Uh... OK...
FFFan80: *sniff*
PapatymisonN
: IM: Holy crap. o.o
FFFan80: =9.9= You smell like Dia.
CGNakibe
: ... wha.. .What? o.O;;;
CGNakibe: Well, um... I mean, that is... yeah. We are in the same place and all. o.o;;;
FFFan80: ...I'm sorry about Chris >_>; He... he gets that way sometimes.
FFFan80
: *sniff* =>.o=
FFFan80
: Dia Dia =^_^=
PapatymisonN
: No, it's OK... I understand...
FFFan80: ...Look um.
FFFan80
: Maybe we could talk over lunch some other time?
FFFan80
: Without the little guy growling at you >_>;
CGNakibe
: Ehehehe. IM: How the heck can he even SMELL that? >.<
CGNakibe: IM: ... nevermind. 's a stupid question.
PapatymisonN: o.o Uh... yeah! Sure! Uh... here good? We can do it tomorrow!
FFFan80: =6.6= *pokes at armor*
FFFan80
: 9_< *think think*
FFFan80
: I think... I might be able to work something out.
FFFan80
: sure. o.o
CGNakibe
: Interested in my armor, eh? 6.6
PapatymisonN: Great! Uh... so... I'll pick you up tomorrow at.... noon?
CGNakibe: (But just think of Chris' reaction to Gina's boyfriends if he was a bit older. >:P)
PapatymisonN: (... maulings?)
CGNakibe: (Only when they deserve it, I'm sure. >.>)
PapatymisonN: (True enough. Not even SKoD killed... a lot of his daughter's dates. <.<)
Mekta satak kai: (Yeah. He wasn't nice, but he didn't kill or maul.)
Mekta satak kai
: (Not that Selena knows of, anyway.)
PapatymisonN
: (Yeah. She'd just... never hear from that mean boy who made her cry ever again.)
FFFan80: Clunk clunk =^_^=
CGNakibe
: Heh. Glad ya like it.
FFFan80: ...Um.... ok. o.o
Mekta satak kai
: (Boys didn't make her cry.)
Mekta satak kai
: (She hasn't actually dated anybody, so it's never gotten involved enough.)
PapatymisonN
: (Good. None of them died, then.)
FFFan80: =6.6=
FFFan80
: Funny face
PapatymisonN
: Good, good, cool... ...
PapatymisonN: ... o.o Oh. Guess I'm gonna need your address... ^^;
FFFan80: IM: ...least I can do, he was trying to be polite, should at least be a little polite in return.
Mekta satak kai
: *peeks out from the kitchen, smiles to herself, and then goes back*
Mekta satak kai
: (Yanna is pleased. The young people are talking.)
FFFan80
: o_o
CGNakibe
: Here's a funny face for ya, Chris. *Scrunches up his face and opens his eyes REEEAL WIDE*
FFFan80: IM: That's IT, end of discussion, no more giving out our address, got it? Not to a total stranger. e_e
FFFan80
: >_>; ...um, could we meet somewhere instead?
Mekta satak kai
: (Oh, the mommy voice intrudes.)
FFFan80
: =9.9=
PapatymisonN
: o.o OK. Yeah, that's cool, too.
FFFan80: Hehehehe =^_^=
PapatymisonN
: ... the big fountain south of the castle?
FFFan80: =6.6=
FFFan80
: =>.<=
FFFan80
: =O,o= *makes one too*
Mekta satak kai
: (Whoa, no shit.)
CGNakibe
: Heheh. THat's a good one.
FFFan80: =^_^=
FFFan80
: Sure.
Mekta satak kai
: (Then they'll get married and have a thousand babies, and they can come back to visit the place where they met on their anniversaries and Yanna will bake muffins!)
PapatymisonN
: (Layne: ... I don't know about a THOUSAND... maybe... ninefifty?)
PapatymisonN: ^_^ Awesome.
PapatymisonN: IM: ... I'm gonna screw it up somehow.
PapatymisonN: IM: I just know it.
FFFan80: =9.9=
FFFan80
: ....
FFFan80
: =v.v= Miss Dwagon Food place.
CGNakibe
: It'll be back soon enough, Chris.
FFFan80: =o.o=
FFFan80
: Really? =9.9=
CGNakibe
: Yeah. Even better'n before.
FFFan80: ....=^_^=
FFFan80
: =o_o=
FFFan80
: Gobbies too?
FFFan80
: So...I... guess I'll see you tomorrow.
PapatymisonN
: Yeah. Guess you will. ^_^
CGNakibe: Yeah. The goblins'll be there too.
FFFan80: .....
FFFan80
: =¬.¬=
FFFan80
: *Richard may recall an incident*
FFFan80
: *That ended with a younger Chris latched onto a certain Goblin's thumb*
FFFan80
: *rather painfully*
CGNakibe
: What's wrong, Chris?
CGNakibe: (Mew? How'd that start again? 9.9;; )
FFFan80: (Eh, something I kinda had happening to 2nd Gen Chris)
FFFan80: (He has to work with the Goblins in the kitchen... which usually involves verbal/physical violence at points =O )
Mekta satak kai: (Oh dear.)
FFFan80
: =¬.¬= ...gobbies mean.
PapatymisonN
: (Verbal violence is FUN! ^_^)
Mekta satak kai: (There's no such fucking thing, you twit. *smack*)
Mekta satak kai
: (*ahem*)
PapatymisonN
: (Yes there is, you hag! *pinch!*)
CGNakibe: They can be, yeah. sOMETIMES.
PapatymisonN: ... well, I should go. Got... stuff to do. And... stuff.
PapatymisonN: *bows* I'll see you tomorrow. ^_^
FFFan80: =¬.¬= Push and say mean things.
FFFan80
: I'll... see ya then. o.o
PapatymisonN
: *nods, and walks out*
CGNakibe: They're very good at that.
PapatymisonN: *... collapses against the side of the inn* o.o Wow! I did it! ^_^
FFFan80: ( I'm shocked Richard wouldn't come leaping to their defense =[ )
FFFan80
: 6.6 IM: He seems nice enough.
FFFan80
: IM: ...I just hope he's not really totally nuts or something.
PapatymisonN
: *goes off to do... nothing*
PapatymisonN: *cuz it was gettin' awkward, so...*
PapatymisonN: (And I'm out of ideas.)
FFFan80: ( I think that's a good spot to stop =P)
FFFan80
: ( And if Shaun's in a coma, we can just assume they reached a compromise on the ethical ramifications of goblin labor in modern society )
PapatymisonN
: (Cool. and dear god, if you have to, do NOT sit in the position I'm in to do computer stuff.)
PapatymisonN: (I am in SO MUCH pain.)
PapatymisonN: (*just moved, and has his computer and his ass on boxes*)
CGNakibe: (Okami + Tiredness = Lack of Mind)
FFFan80: ( Heh, no prob man )
CGNakibe
: (MY BRAIN IS GONE. ;_; )
FFFan80: (Methinks that's it)
FFFan80
: (*saves*)
FFFan80
: </RP>
FFFan80
: Night folks
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