You have just entered room "theladysaysarpee."
Besyanteo: Yarr. o.o
Arch mage144 has entered the room.
Lithaladhwen: The lady in question is our Amanda. *points* See?
Besyanteo: !
Deus Fio has entered the room.
Deus Fio: (Evenin', all.)
Deus Fio: (What setting and all that?)
J4deninj44: *I wave*
J4deninj44: Much like Ipod but greetyer
Deus Fio: (Does that mean I can unbracket?)
Lithaladhwen: Ja.
Deus Fio: *ahem*
PapatymisonN: So, if the lady says RP, does the lady say what universe?
Deus Fio: For all those that don't know, I'm Spleen. New SN. Hi.
J4deninj44: Sirvix's baby.
Lithaladhwen: ....
Arch mage144: Oh Jesus.
Lithaladhwen: The universe of Sirvix's baby?
Lithaladhwen: That's a small cosmos.
J4deninj44: It'd actually be Sirvix's Uterus.
Lithaladhwen: This is true.
J4deninj44: Which is a hellish place.
Lithaladhwen: And the gateway thereof.
PapatymisonN: ... would it be roomy?
Lithaladhwen: It would be womby.
Lithaladhwen: Is that enough?
T3chn0Namagomi: *is a random cell!*
J4deninj44: But her vagina, as Hakaril will attest, is heavenly. Sinfully so.
Lithaladhwen: ....
Deus Fio: *groan*
Deus Fio: That's terrible.
Lithaladhwen: He needs to not attest this around Tassi.
CGNakibe: Hah
Lithaladhwen: But we all know he would.
Deus Fio: *LURK TO POST TO BOARD RP :O*
Lithaladhwen: Posting is good.
J4deninj44: So, who's interested?
Lithaladhwen: Would that one of my players would do it more often.
Lithaladhwen: SHAUN KNOWS WHO I MEAN
Lithaladhwen: I can help pull the baby out.
CGNakibe: EHWOT?
Lithaladhwen: Or rather....
CGNakibe: *LURK*
Deus Fio: Oh, by the way, the board RP I'm posting to is not the D&D campaign.
Lithaladhwen: I can help pull the baby out.
Lithaladhwen: http://mysidia.org/rpgww/index.php?title=Tassi_Wells
Deus Fio: Though I should bump it.
T3chn0Namagomi: Kamos: ...I don't talk about Deeum's vagina, damnit. I don't need to hear about Sirvix's.
Lithaladhwen: Says you. You won't be putting your hands in it.
J4deninj44: Sirvix is very proud of her womanly parts and does not mind discussing them.
Deus Fio: Seryntas: I need to get a vagina to talk about.
Lithaladhwen: I'm a cleric, not a miracle worker.
Deus Fio: Ake: So do I! At least I'm not as fugly as you are.
Besyanteo: *Puts everyone in a Toga*
J4deninj44: What was sirvix's font again...
Besyanteo: So where are we RPing again?
J4deninj44: What it this?
CGNakibe: TO-GA TO-GA
J4deninj44: I think it was this. It feels naughty.
J4deninj44: It'd be in Doma.
Deus Fio: Gen?
J4deninj44: First.
Lithaladhwen: We need to make Darin's insane archmage friend into a father. Right smartly, too.
Lithaladhwen: (Perentheses.)
PapatymisonN: (Hoi.)
PapatymisonN: (I have no idea who to play. Other than Dae.)
J4deninj44: (Oh ho ho.)
Lithaladhwen: (Tassi, friendly midwife to the mage-wife.)
Arch mage144: (Let's see how amazing my multitasking skills are tonight)
J4deninj44: (Sirvix, Friendly succubus and soon to be mommy and Precious, of course.)
Besyanteo: (Sitting it out. Not feeling my best.)
Lithaladhwen: (Oh, Precious. I don't think Tassi has had the honor of meeting Precious in-game.)
J4deninj44: (Shall I set? Is everyone ready?)
Lithaladhwen: (Though she's totally shacking up with Darin at the castle now.)
CGNakibe: (Run Briandows XP System Pack 2)
Deus Fio: (I might make a new character.)
PapatymisonN: (Daenj'r Tymisonn, a BETTER WHITE MAGE THAN YOU'LL EVER BE!)
T3chn0Namagomi: (What the hell. Kamos is the only one close enough to Hak.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (So to speak)
J4deninj44: *Running RP Set Up Da Bomb. Main Text Turn On*
Lithaladhwen: (We get baby.)
Deus Fio: (Wait, so we're actually RPing the birth of this child? I have no characters even tangentially related to this situation.)
Lithaladhwen: (Tassi Wells, a better midwife than anyone with a penis.)
Lithaladhwen: (That means YOU, Dae.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (ALL YOUR VAGINA ARE BELONG TO US)
Lithaladhwen: (Ha ha ha ha!...)
J4deninj44: *It's a chilly, the summer giving way completely to fall. The leaves are starting to turn and the smell of spices permeates the air around restaurants.*
PapatymisonN: (Dae: *looks down...* v_v)
J4deninj44: *Our Sirvix Silvar is walking amongst some school children after school, a few yards from the castle walls where they will soon part.*
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: Thank god it's nowhere near as hot out anymore
T3chn0Namagomi: *gods
Deus Fio: (I have, unless I'm missing someone, three characters I'd consider to be usable in first gen: Seryntas, Ake, Boris. Boris is tied up in being a Black Soul Knight.)
Arch mage144: *waiting at the castle walls, as he quite frequently is in this sort of situation, is her husband, the General of Doma, Hakaril James Silvar*
J4deninj44: Child: Is it true you eat the souls of bad children?
T3chn0Namagomi: *passing by* Oi. *to Hakaril*
J4deninj44: WHAT? Heavens no! Do I look like a pedophile, darling. I'll wait until you're much older befor I kill you.
J4deninj44: Child: O_O;
T3chn0Namagomi: (PFFT!)
PapatymisonN: *on the same sidewalk as Hakaril and Kamos is none other than Daenj'r Tymisonn, his nose deep in a book...*
Deus Fio: (Heh.)
Besyanteo has left the room.
J4deninj44: That is if you're naughty, understand. If you're good, I whip you until you're bad. OH HO HO HO HO!
PapatymisonN: (And that's why we all love Sirvix, ladies and germs...)
PapatymisonN: *uh oh... he's not watching where he's going...*
J4deninj44: *delicately puts her hand to her mouth as she laughs at her own joke*
T3chn0Namagomi: (Holy crap. Brownies.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (I swear I smell brownies.)
Deus Fio: (But seriously, we're basically running this particular situation?)
PapatymisonN: (Yeap.)
J4deninj44: Little Girl: Miss Sirvix, I wanna be pretty like you and I wanna eat boys souls. Can I?
PapatymisonN: *aaaaaaaaand STOPS, about two inches from colliding into Kamos*
PapatymisonN: ... o.o Hey fellas.
Deus Fio: (Well, as I said, I don't have anyone who even sort-of fits the situation, so I gotta drop out. Sorry.)
PapatymisonN: (I forgive you.)
Lithaladhwen: (Seeya. She's been preggo for years, an it's just gotta happen.)
Lithaladhwen: (Another night may be better for general non-birthing RP.)
J4deninj44: ... *seems to think* Well, you'll need about a pair double Ds, a little black dress, and the Black Heart Star of Seras but it's do-able. *smiles kindly and pats her on the head* And do your homework too.
PapatymisonN: (Bonnie, you've been pregnant for, like, six years. Either have the kid or not. And second... *TACKLED BY GIANT CHICKEN*)
Lithaladhwen: (And eat your green vegetables?)
Arch mage144: *has no idea what's going on, being too far from the conversation to hear*
Deus Fio: (Maybe Spaceman wants to play Secret of Mana.)
PapatymisonN: (Go to the NES simulator I linked in Kate's Thread...)
Lithaladhwen: *is totally in her new appropriated room, reading some obscure theology text in her nightgown...yes, in her nightgown at this time of day*
PapatymisonN: (Not for SoM, but for any other game you like on NES.)
J4deninj44: *says good-bye to her children and skips up to her Hakaril, kissing him lightly on the cheek* Hakaril, darling! Doma's number one substitute teacher has done it again!
T3chn0Namagomi: *collided* >.< *regains balance* Watch where you're going, damnit!
PapatymisonN: (He DIDN'T collide.)
PapatymisonN: (I decided to be original and not wham into a character to begin discourse.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Fine. Retconning.)
T3chn0Namagomi: ...At least you're watching where you're going.
PapatymisonN: Just barely. *waves* Hey Sirvix. Long time no see.
T3chn0Namagomi: Likewise *also to Sirvix*
J4deninj44: DAENJ'R! *throws open her arms*
Arch mage144: Ah? What did you do?
PapatymisonN: *gives a hug* ^_^
Arch mage144: *quirks an eyebrow*
J4deninj44: Kamos, you little devil! OH! *turns back to Hakaril, while embracing Dae* I have to tell you.
PapatymisonN: (Hooray for names that are actually nouns!)
PapatymisonN: *releases her, tucking his book under his arm*
T3chn0Namagomi: That's a new one.
J4deninj44: A got a little girl spreading toxic cooties to all my naughty boys in class. She's a natural succubus, that girl!
PapatymisonN: ... ... that's great.
PapatymisonN: >.>
T3chn0Namagomi: Never heard anyone call me a "little devil" before.
J4deninj44: She said "You're my inspiwation." INSPIWATION! How adorable!
PapatymisonN: It's because it's far too tame a description.
CGNakibe: (At random Cha? What's up with people and screwed up control setups like this vNES thing has? >:{)
PapatymisonN: (It can be worked through. It's worth it.)
Arch mage144: ...toxic...what?
CGNakibe: (I have so many EMUs I don't WANT to work through it. >:{)
PapatymisonN: (Wimp.)
T3chn0Namagomi: Heh. Are my profession and magic really THAT bad? *snrrks*
J4deninj44: Toxic cooties. When a little girl gives them to a little boy he has to behave or she makes his outie and innie. *wiggles her finger by her groin* If you get what I mean.
J4deninj44: *laughs and slaps him lightly on the should* It's the cutest lie, but it works.
PapatymisonN: ... I'd forgotten how pleasantly evil you were, there, Sirv...
Lithaladhwen: (See.... Tassi needs to hang out more with Hakaril's wife. Might help Tassi lighten up a bit.)
Lithaladhwen: (I'm just here to be the midwife for now. Hakaril knows where Tassi can be found.)
J4deninj44: *bites her bottom lip and gives Dae her "have I been naughty?" look that has gotten many a man laid then soulless*
Arch mage144: ......
PapatymisonN: *frightened by that look by now*
Arch mage144: IM: KIds are weird. Schoolteachers might be at fault for this.
Arch mage144: IM: What am I going to do, though?
PapatymisonN: ^^;;;;
J4deninj44: But the strangest thing happened... just a while ago.
T3chn0Namagomi: *snickers at Dae's reaction* Heh. Are you REALLY that scared of Hakaril's wife? She's not a gelatinous cube, after all.
Arch mage144: Yeah, she'd never hurt anyone who didn't deserve it.
PapatymisonN: Yeah. She can be WORSE. *to Sirv* No offense. :P
T3chn0Namagomi: Seriously. She doesn't look like a gelatinous cube.
J4deninj44: *pout* I'm so trustworthy it hurts sometimes.
PapatymisonN: ... now is the time to shush, Kamos.
PapatymisonN: Talking just makes you look like more of a dope, kay?
T3chn0Namagomi: Who says I had to listen to you? ^.^
J4deninj44: That's why I make sure Hakaril whips my bottom especially hard when I'm too good for my own good. *succubus look. You know what I mean*
PapatymisonN: 9_9 Same old Kamos...
Arch mage144: Yes, I have some impressive responsibilities.
Lithaladhwen: (...)
PapatymisonN: ... and brand new Hak... *evil smirk*
Arch mage144: I somehow doubt either one of you could handle it.
PapatymisonN: ... Jazz is DAMN good, but PROBABLY out of your league, Sirv.
J4deninj44: *GASP*
PapatymisonN: I know, I know. Sacrilege.
PapatymisonN: IM: Trade notes. Trade notes. Trade notes.
Deus Fio has left the room.
T3chn0Namagomi: Eh. I prefer Deeum.
PapatymisonN: Well, it'd be weird if you didn't.
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: At least my damn cousin isn't here.
Arch mage144: Jazz is also half-dead. Nothing personal, man, and Jazz is great and all, but I like women who have blood in them.
Arch mage144: Their own blood.
Lithaladhwen: *gets up and clothes herself, heading out of the castle*
Lithaladhwen: IM: I've laid about enough. I made up for last night. Up at all hours renewing brothel wards.
PapatymisonN: That just means it's MY blood, which is just as good.
Arch mage144: And Deeum, well, she just satiates your dragon fetish.
Arch mage144: Eww, no. That is not as good.
Lithaladhwen: IM: Maybe they're busy at the shrine. What if they need help?
T3chn0Namagomi: >.<
Arch mage144: That's like having sex with a homonculous powered by your own life energy.
Lithaladhwen: *stops outside when she sees Hakaril talking at people*
T3chn0Namagomi: Damnit. Did you HAVE to say that, Hakaril?!
T3chn0Namagomi: I do not have a dragon fetish!
Lithaladhwen: ....He has an audience. This can't end well.
PapatymisonN: Well, you'll never find out if it's as good, will you? *shoulderpat*
J4deninj44: ... ... Oh...not again...
Arch mage144: What? It's nothing to be ashamed of. Everyone has a fetish.
Arch mage144: Like Tassi here. *points* Wing fetish.
Lithaladhwen: *facepalm*
PapatymisonN: *snicker*
Arch mage144: Nothing else can explain it, you see.
Lithaladhwen: I assure you. Darin is the only one I've dated with wings.
T3chn0Namagomi: I do not have a dragon fetish, damnit!
Lithaladhwen: *OMGZ Baronian accent*
J4deninj44: *looks at Tassi* Oh, my word.
PapatymisonN: ... ... Tassi, right.
PapatymisonN: ?
Arch mage144: Yes, Vixxy, I don't know if you've met Darin's new roommate. *coughs a little*
Lithaladhwen: ...
Arch mage144: He got an upgrade from his academy days.
PapatymisonN: Hiya.
Lithaladhwen: I should certainly say so, Hakaril.
J4deninj44: *tiptoes over to her like she's tracking a mouse and looks at Tassi* Aren't you adorable. Hakaril didn't tell me you were adorable! *hugs her* And you're screwing my little Angel Friend.
Lithaladhwen: >.o
J4deninj44: Does it burn? It burns doesn't it?
Arch mage144: Well, he and I never slept together, so I suppose...you know, you really ought to...not call him that.
Lithaladhwen: No. Actually it...I mean----that's none of your business.
PapatymisonN: *half a step away from blowing a gasket with laughter*
Arch mage144: Vixxy, she's a healer. Somehow I doubt it bothers her.
Arch mage144: The, er, "burning part."
Arch mage144: Which is to say it likely doesn't burn at all.
Lithaladhwen: There is no burning. Thank you. That is all.
J4deninj44: I see...*looks around conspiratorily* It's small isn't it. You can tell me...
Arch mage144: Oh hell no it isn't!
Arch mage144: ...wait.
PapatymisonN: *... and Dae has had it*
Lithaladhwen: ...
T3chn0Namagomi: ...
J4deninj44: ...
PapatymisonN: *he is on his BACK laughing*
T3chn0Namagomi: *bursts out in laughter*
Lithaladhwen: Hakaril?
Arch mage144: Shut up.
Arch mage144: I was lying that one time.
Lithaladhwen: ....Hakaril?
J4deninj44: Hakaril? *quirks an eybrow*
T3chn0Namagomi: Wow, I didn't know you went both ways! Now don't touch me. Ever.
Arch mage144: You live with a guy, you see him naked!
Arch mage144: It happens!
PapatymisonN: *incapacitated*
PapatymisonN: *beyond help*
Lithaladhwen: Well. Fine, then. Hakaril said it, not me.
Arch mage144: That's all there is to that story, I swear to you.
Arch mage144: Tassi is his first, not me.
Lithaladhwen: ...That's a ....well, fine.
PapatymisonN: *CRAAAAWLS to the castle wall to prop himself up, but is laughing uncontrollably*
J4deninj44: ... *pouts* I should've dated that angel when I had the chance. *sighs* Even if it would burn.
Lithaladhwen: *blushing furiously*
T3chn0Namagomi: ...
Arch mage144: I...don't think you're his type, sweetheart, nothing personal.
T3chn0Namagomi: *laughs some more*
Arch mage144: I didn't even realize he had a type.
PapatymisonN: Oh, gods... oh gods... ^_^,
Lithaladhwen: Well, apparently he did.
Arch mage144: Apparently he likes blonde Baronian healers.
PapatymisonN: *wipes away a tear* Don't be starin' at anymore penises, man... Oh, you might kill me...
T3chn0Namagomi: *tries to get a drink...ends up swallowing wrong, and ends up coughing*
Lithaladhwen: Certainly not Darin's. I must protest.
T3chn0Namagomi: Fuck*cough*! Damn *cough cough* it!
Lithaladhwen: Kamos, are you all right?
Arch mage144: Who said I was staring? I merely said I observed.
T3chn0Namagomi: Yeah.
PapatymisonN: Uh huh... and I'm King Charles.
Lithaladhwen: Well, try to avoid future observations, Hakaril.
T3chn0Namagomi: *more coughing*
PapatymisonN: ^_^ *still dying*
Arch mage144: And now I'm trying to kill Kamos in the most subtle way possible.
J4deninj44: *rests her hands on her bulging stomach* I don't care if Hakaril stares at penises, just so long as he shares. *smiiiirrrrk*
Arch mage144: Now, King Ch....
Lithaladhwen: ....
PapatymisonN: *breathes*
Arch mage144: *adjusts hat, coughs* Right.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...
PapatymisonN: *and another laughing jag starts up*
Arch mage144: We can move beyond the topic of male genetalia at some point, I assume.
PapatymisonN: Oh, gods, Sirv, I really did miss you...
Lithaladhwen: Well, now. I can see that you are equally open about such things. Thank the gods you found each other and aren't pestering the rest of us.
T3chn0Namagomi: *drinks* ANYWAY...
J4deninj44: *Grins*
Arch mage144: Anyway, good to hear that school was...er...interesting today.
J4deninj44: I need a glass of wine, mint, and snorgraz tongue...*sighs*
PapatymisonN: Not yet...
J4deninj44: I've been having cramps all day and last night. *pats her belly*
Lithaladhwen: Really? Would you like me to have a look at you?
PapatymisonN: Not till the little f- ... one comes out to play.
Arch mage144: I have an ample supply of tongue on hand for just the occasion.
Lithaladhwen: Hakaril. Honestly.
Arch mage144: I keep it in a jar in my cabinet!
Lithaladhwen: Yes, thank you.
Arch mage144: It's an alchemical ingredient.
Lithaladhwen: Thank you very much.
J4deninj44: Look at what? My baby? Will it burn?
Lithaladhwen: I can prevent that.
PapatymisonN: *w2Hak* Do you know the sex yet?
Lithaladhwen: I can care for demons if need be.
Arch mage144: *quirks an eyebrow* Hey, this is intere...*stopped short by Daenj'r*
Arch mage144: *wback* What the shit did that sentence mean?
PapatymisonN: *w* Of the baby, genius...
Arch mage144: *wback* Oh.
Arch mage144: No.
PapatymisonN: *w* Man, you're dense. ^_^
J4deninj44: *gives her a suspicious look* Mmmmm.... I don't want him to come out with morals or anything... My cousin Champagne was born with acute morality and it's so hard for him socially.
Arch mage144: Does this mean you can find out if it's a boy or girl?
J4deninj44: He attracts the sweetest girls.
PapatymisonN: ... I, uh... already know.
PapatymisonN: ^^;
Lithaladhwen: I don't have to scorch you with holy energy to check up on you, Sirvix. I wouldn't do that to Hakaril's family.
Arch mage144: You what? You crazy priest, how can you do things like that without asking me!?
Lithaladhwen: I need you around to distract him and make him leave me alone.
T3chn0Namagomi: Morals are too prohibitive anyway.
PapatymisonN: It's ... easy?
Lithaladhwen: And actually, it's not hard to tell, Hakaril.
J4deninj44: *smiles foxily* Oh... I'll distract him all right...
Lithaladhwen: We just don't say anything unless you ask.
Arch mage144: *quirks an eyebrow* Do you kill children who haven't done anything to harm you, Kamos?
Lithaladhwen: Anyway. Sirvix.
PapatymisonN: I barely have to try, really... the demon physiology's the same, just... backwards, kinda...
Lithaladhwen: To the more important conversation at hand.
J4deninj44: Oh, fine. *waves a hand* Look me up and down.
Lithaladhwen: ....
J4deninj44: I haven't woman's hand up my Willy Nilly Hoo Ha in ages.
T3chn0Namagomi: No. But morals tend to lead too much to stuck-up bastards who think--
PapatymisonN: ...
Arch mage144: I somehow doubt it requires a physical inspection.
Lithaladhwen: Well, then. I suppose we'll get there eventually.
Arch mage144: You have "morals."
PapatymisonN: IM: *Instantly kills the mental image*
Arch mage144: You have a problem with "moralizers." There is a distinct difference. *coughs*
T3chn0Namagomi: Not like some of those bitchy angels
Lithaladhwen: But I won't need to check you internally. Come here. *waves her closer*
J4deninj44: (XD PWNED by the Willy Nilly Hoo Ha!)
Lithaladhwen: (Hoo ha, master chief.)
PapatymisonN: I'd be more convinced if you didn't think everyone was "bitchy" half the time, Kam...
Arch mage144: Wait a minute.
J4deninj44: *walks over and clasps her hands behind her*
Arch mage144: Does this mean you're volunteering to deliver my wife's baby, Tassi?
J4deninj44: !
J4deninj44: Are you?!
Lithaladhwen: Oh, why not.
Arch mage144: Someone has to do it. Great Lord Agnostic knows I can't.
Arch mage144: I'm a magician, damnit, not a doctor.
Lithaladhwen: It's what I do. That's like asking Hakaril to give a speech. Of course he will. He'd probably end up doing it anyway.
PapatymisonN: ^_^ Killer... may Ashura be praised... kinda... for the emergence of new life...
T3chn0Namagomi: Well, between religious zealots and psycho-bitches like Enlil...
PapatymisonN: You have WAY too much of a problem with Enlil...
J4deninj44: Oh! How wonderful! *looks at Hakaril* You're great with your hands. *wink* Surgical precision if I do say so myself.
Lithaladhwen: *lays a hand on Sirvix's shoulder and lays one over the massive babybelly*
Lithaladhwen: ...*smirks*
J4deninj44: *hums* ... Oh, that's one there...Can you see it?
Arch mage144: Yes, well, I failed first aid class at Gunnir, so I somehow doubt you want me to be any more surgical than I already have been.
T3chn0Namagomi: When people try to keep you from doing your work your way, you tend to have problems with those people.
Lithaladhwen: (...than he....already has been.)
Arch mage144: (You are not to question that. He doesn't really know what he's talking about either.)
J4deninj44: (OH HO HO HO!)
PapatymisonN: Yeah, yeah, yeah...
Arch mage144: (Though you could read very deeply into that.)
Lithaladhwen: Kamos. If you don't quit prattling on about morality, you're going to find out how much that very thing annoys me.
Lithaladhwen: I'm trying to concentrate.
Arch mage144: (It could be deeply disturbing. It might even make you deeply unhappy.)
PapatymisonN: ... ooh. *hushes*
Lithaladhwen: *to Sirvix* Men. They try, though.
Lithaladhwen: And you're close. For the record.
J4deninj44: 6.6 I think stupid is cute in a man. Like Syphilis.
Lithaladhwen: And that's why you're with our Hakaril.
Lithaladhwen: *smiles*
Arch mage144: Hey!
PapatymisonN: Sounds like a cousin rather than a sickness coming from you, Sirv. *smirk*
Lithaladhwen: *laughs*
Arch mage144: Woman, you are going to regret that remark.
J4deninj44: YOU'VE MET MY COUSIN SYPHILIS!??
PapatymisonN: o.o
J4deninj44: *looks at Dae* Isn't he an absolute moron!
Lithaladhwen: (*laughs*)
PapatymisonN: Uh... no... just a shot in the dark...
Arch mage144: Common demon name, Dae. I think you're just missing something.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...*chuckles a bit*
PapatymisonN: ... I need more education.
Lithaladhwen: At any rate, keep an eye on it, Sirvix. You're close.
J4deninj44: I knew four or five Spyhi- Close... how close?
Arch mage144: Just wait until you've met Headache and Migraine. Twins. Terrifying.
Lithaladhwen: Close enough that I might... hang around you a bit just to make sure I'm there when it happens.
PapatymisonN: Heh. Sounds about as bad as MY family names...
J4deninj44: Oh, dear...
Arch mage144: Wait, how soon is my wife going to give birth?
T3chn0Namagomi: <_< Oi. Hak. Want me to get you a drink just in case?
J4deninj44: Oh...Dear.....Oh god....OH NO!
Arch mage144: No, I'm fine. *headshake*
Arch mage144: Er...are you? *looks at Sirvix*
J4deninj44: I...don't know what to do! Oh dammit!
T3chn0Namagomi: Okay then...guess you're about to be initiated into Hell.
J4deninj44: Hakaril, quickly tell me how to have a baby!
Arch mage144: o_O Been there, done the t-shirt.
Arch mage144: WHAT!?
Lithaladhwen: Oh, filth. We're going inside. You don't need to know anything.
Arch mage144: You...you just push, I think!
T3chn0Namagomi: ...
Lithaladhwen: I know how. I do this all the bloody time.
T3chn0Namagomi: *sweatdrop*
J4deninj44: PUSH WHAT?!!!
Lithaladhwen: I'll help you.
Arch mage144: You do whatever the woman tells you to do! *points to Tassi*
T3chn0Namagomi: ...okay.
PapatymisonN: I can assist if you need me to, Tassi.
Lithaladhwen: What Hakaril said!
Arch mage144: PUSH THE BABY!
J4deninj44: *calms down suddenly*
Lithaladhwen: Thank you, Daenj'r. And everyone stop yelling.
Arch mage144: With those crazy muscles of yours down there! It's what they're for.
J4deninj44: How rude is that?
T3chn0Namagomi: ...
Arch mage144: Aside from other things.
J4deninj44: *grin frown remembers panics*
Lithaladhwen: Thank you, Hakaril. Helpful as always.
Arch mage144: Well, I'm right, aren't I?
Lithaladhwen: Sirvix. Look at me. Look at me. I will help you.
J4deninj44: OH! This are my new panties! I can't ruin them.
Lithaladhwen: IM: New mothers. Gods forbid I ever be like THAT.
PapatymisonN: o.o
J4deninj44: Oh and my make up!
PapatymisonN: IM: Oh no...
Lithaladhwen: *matter of factly* Then I suggest you take the panties off.
T3chn0Namagomi: Damnit, Hakaril, must you describe aspects of her genitalia to everyone within the immediate vicinity?
Arch mage144: I haven't ever delivered a baby before! Great Lord Agnostic, I didn't take a single medical class at Gunnir beyond first aid because I was so terrible at it. Don't look at me like I should know how to solve these problems!
Arch mage144: Who described what? It's a woman's vagina! They're all very similar!
PapatymisonN: Reproductive organs seem to be the subject of the day for you, pal...
Arch mage144: Shouldn't we go inside before you undress my wife?
Lithaladhwen: If you don't want them ruined, get rid of them. And yes, can we please go inside?
J4deninj44: *wiggles her hips like a bellydancer might and kicks her leg flinging panties at Daenj'r* Hold those.
Arch mage144: *hat falls off*
T3chn0Namagomi: <_<
Lithaladhwen: I don't want to pull your... *almost says the sex of the child, ohnoes!* your child into this world ....on the street.
PapatymisonN: *catches them on a finger deftly, then... gains a face full of horror*
PapatymisonN: *HANDOFFTOHAK*
Arch mage144: *jaw is obeying gravity more strongly than usual*
T3chn0Namagomi: *motions to his hat*
Arch mage144: *has panties*
J4deninj44: ...What?
T3chn0Namagomi: Uh, Hakaril. You're hatless.
Arch mage144: *fumbles with them briefly before deciding to put them in his pocket and bend over to retrieve his hat*
Lithaladhwen: *sigh* That's it.
Arch mage144: ...oh, damnit. Wrong pocket.
Lithaladhwen: I'm in charge now. Get inside.
Lithaladhwen: All of you.
J4deninj44: OH! Inside...Inside!
PapatymisonN: *the guards stand at the gates*
Arch mage144: IM: I'm going to have to figure out how to get these back before she notices. She specifically said she didn't want to lose them...
Lithaladhwen: *points at the guards* Shoo.
Arch mage144: Move it, damnit! My wife is going to have a baby!
PapatymisonN: *Hak will have to vouch for Dae and Kamos... VERY VERY MUCH*
J4deninj44: *skips over to the gates behind Tass*
Arch mage144: I will personally feed you to the tentacle monsters if you don't get out of my way and let everyone with me inside!
PapatymisonN: *Everyone else can come in!*
PapatymisonN: *and they're all in!*
Lithaladhwen: (Threats...vouching...s'all good.)
J4deninj44: Oh, there's another one.....
Lithaladhwen: All right. Now we're going to the infirmary, because at least I can be sure it's clean there. Unless you want to do this in Hakaril's office.
T3chn0Namagomi: *does come in*
Arch mage144: No, no. My office is already messy.
J4deninj44: It feels like a cerbie is nesting in my crotch!!
Arch mage144: Infirmary, please.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...
Arch mage144: Now that's just a weird mental image.
PapatymisonN: *both guards eye Kamos warily, as will every other guard who sees him*
Lithaladhwen: Go to the infirmary. I can help you more there.
Lithaladhwen: You people, you can come. But you stay out of the way.
Arch mage144: Kamos, put a paper bag over your head so the guards quit staring at you or something.
J4deninj44: Cerbie...PRECIOUS!!!
T3chn0Namagomi: *Kamos makes insulting hand gestures as he gets free passage*
Arch mage144: And if you insult my guards, I'll have you tied to a pole where they can spit on you or something equally barbaric.
Lithaladhwen: *drags Sirvix to the infirmary*
PapatymisonN: *if he keeps doing that, one or more of them will jump him... and that's just a bad idea all round*
Lithaladhwen: *the rest can follow or they can play with the guards*
Arch mage144: *INFIRMARY OHMG*
J4deninj44: *jingle jangle a black demon fox bounds down the hall* Precio....ous...*dragged* I'm going to have a baby!
T3chn0Namagomi: Now, now. You'd have to be better than just tying.
J4deninj44: I'll tie you, Kamos!
PapatymisonN: IM: Here it comes...
T3chn0Namagomi: ...No.
J4deninj44: Now shut up.
Arch mage144: I will have my best friend manually sever every connection between your brain and each individual muscle and tissue of your body.
Lithaladhwen: ...
J4deninj44: Hakaril...
Lithaladhwen: I'm not going to think about that.
Arch mage144: Shut up and have a baby! *nearly tearing his hair out from father stress*
Lithaladhwen: (*laugh*)
T3chn0Namagomi: ...You SURE you don't want a drink, Hakaril?
J4deninj44: *pout* I'm TRYING!
Lithaladhwen: *leads Sirvix to a suitable empty bed-area and yanks a curtain around more for her own sake than Sirvix's*
Arch mage144: You should lie down first! It will be easier that way!
PapatymisonN: Hey, he's doing better than I did for my first kid...
Arch mage144: I read it in a book once!
PapatymisonN: IM: That I knew of...
J4deninj44: ...Oh...there's another one. *sits down on a cot*
Lithaladhwen: Now, I doubt modesty is much of a concern for you, but I need as few distractions as possible. So the curtain stays.
J4deninj44: ...*bends over and looks between her legs* .... .... ... ... ...
PapatymisonN: (TENTACLES!)
Lithaladhwen: Lie down.
Arch mage144: I was thinking we could make the wall transparent and make a proclamation so that the whole city can watch, actually. Maybe do an illusion projection in the sky.
Lithaladhwen: Hakaril. I want towels and hot water. Go bother the clerics here. They can get them.
Lithaladhwen: *shooing hand motions*
J4deninj44: ... ... I can't do this... You can't do this... *holds Tassi's hands*
PapatymisonN: *they'll be very able to help him!*
Arch mage144: *snaps his fingers and a pile of towels fall on Tassi's head*
Lithaladhwen: *shakes them off* Thank you. But I want hot water, and gods help you if you drop it on me.
Arch mage144: *pulls a huge basin out of his coat--don't even ask where it came from--and he holds his hands over it*
PapatymisonN: Tassi. What do you want me doing?
Arch mage144: *water promptly gushes from his palms like an open tap--it's steaming, and hot!*
J4deninj44: Wait....wait...
J4deninj44: I think it's stopped....
Lithaladhwen: I... need you for backup, really. Dealing with demons can be a bit...exhausting.
PapatymisonN: IM: Here it comes.
Lithaladhwen: Sirvix, I need to tell you something.
PapatymisonN: Tell me about it.
J4deninj44: Hmm?
Lithaladhwen: I have a spell that can get rid of the pain, but you'll be able to move. So I don't want you to lose your mind just because you can't feel below your waist.
J4deninj44: *still staring in the distance waiting for another contraction, wondering if it's stopped*
Lithaladhwen: It's still there, and you still need to pay attention to it. All right?
J4deninj44: No, deary, I think it's fine. It-
J4deninj44: *the whites of her eyes go black and she hisses, fangs growing*
PapatymisonN: IM: And there it is.
Lithaladhwen: .....
Lithaladhwen: And I need you to protect me from the mother if she goes totally mad.
Arch mage144: I have never witnessed a demon birthing before, but if there is one thing I can do, it's control my wife when she's losing her mind.
PapatymisonN: I'm on it.
Lithaladhwen: Take her hand. This may hurt. For you, Hakaril.
PapatymisonN: (scratch_
Arch mage144: *hand!*
J4deninj44: *She flares her wings and grips her stomach, doubling over*
T3chn0Namagomi: *drinks sake!* ...
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: I am NEVER having kids.
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: ...I don't want to know what a dragon birthing would be like anyway.
PapatymisonN: (... just got an evil idea.)
Lithaladhwen: *lays her hands on Sirvix's shoulders* Hold on to her, I need her still.
J4deninj44: *she grabs Hakaril's hand and pulls , flinging him into the nearby wall, without missing a beat*
Lithaladhwen: I can't cast this with her writhing like that.
Arch mage144: *OW*
Lithaladhwen: *ignores Hakaril's sorry fate*
J4deninj44: *she flinches at Tassi's touch and skitters over to a corner*
BaronDeMalta has entered the room.
Arch mage144: ...sweetheart, you can't give birth writhing all over the room like that!
PapatymisonN: (Hey.)
Arch mage144: IM: Can you?
Lithaladhwen: Damn it. What did I tell you boys? I'm not going to hurt her, but she needs to hold still.
PapatymisonN: I'm on it.
Lithaladhwen: Thank you.
PapatymisonN: Hak, c'mon.
J4deninj44: *Horns emerge from her forehead and she hisses at them*
Arch mage144: I'm working on this!
Arch mage144: *tackle*
Arch mage144: IM: I never imagined this would be so complicated.
PapatymisonN: *giving a hand getting her back to the cot!*
Lithaladhwen: *Prepares a spell, holds it, and with great effort on Tassi's part....the holy energy twists and shifts into shadow-aligned magic*
J4deninj44: *with engrossed strength she pulls them down to the floor screaming and kicking*
T3chn0Namagomi: *stays on the other side of the curtain, drinking*
Lithaladhwen: Kamos. Grab her. Or you will never buy a healing potion in this city again.
PapatymisonN: KAM! GET YOUR BUTT IN HERE NOW! WE NEED HELP!
J4deninj44: Precious: O.O *with Kamos*
T3chn0Namagomi: ...
T3chn0Namagomi: *starts chanting* Shadows underneath, underfoot, hold fast! Shadowbind!
Arch mage144: Great Lord Agnostic, just paralyze her from the wait up or something!
J4deninj44: RAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! *lifts Dae over her head* GET AWAY FROM MY BABY!!!!
Lithaladhwen: (All this just to anesthetize the crazy broad.)
Arch mage144: YOUR BABY IS SAFE INSIDE YOUR WOMB!
PapatymisonN: Oshit! o.o
T3chn0Namagomi: *and Kamos performs his signature binding spell!*
J4deninj44: I'LL KILL YOU!!!
Arch mage144: Wait a minute.
Lithaladhwen: (Best. Use of that spell. Ever.)
Arch mage144: *groans as he sprouts dragonfly-like wings from his back*
Arch mage144: *there is a distinctly demonic fire in Hakaril's eyes*
J4deninj44: *writhes against the spells, still holding Dae airborne*
Arch mage144: Now, CALM DOWN AND LISTEN TO ME.
Lithaladhwen: *continues holding her spell, waiting for an opportunity to cast it*
Lithaladhwen: *sighs impatiently*
PapatymisonN: *snakes out of his coat, and her grasp!*
Arch mage144: IM: This theory could always be completely and totally wrong. But hey!
J4deninj44: *hisses at Hakaril and Dae*
PapatymisonN: IM: ... how do these damn demons DO this? o.O
Lithaladhwen: Daenj'r? Stay up there.
Lithaladhwen: Her hands are occupied.
PapatymisonN: ... oh, for...
PapatymisonN: *stays*
J4deninj44: *she opens her mouth and a black orb of shadow, crackling with purple lightening*
Lithaladhwen: *slams her hands down on Sirvix's shoulders and....Sirvix's body goes numb from there down*
Lithaladhwen: Quit it, woman.
PapatymisonN: ... if I die, you pay for the funeral.
PapatymisonN: *to Tassi*
Lithaladhwen: I'm just trying to ease the pain. Heavens.
J4deninj44: *drops Dae*
PapatymisonN: And I want more flowers than the gods.
Arch mage144: *slams his hand over her mouth, fully expecting to be bitten or something*
T3chn0Namagomi: *drinks!* Oiii...am I going to have to block her magic as well?
PapatymisonN: OOF! >.o
J4deninj44: *And bitten he is*
Arch mage144: OWWWWW!
Lithaladhwen: You might. Just do as you're told, Kamos.
J4deninj44: *shake shake snarl growl chomp*
Arch mage144: Can an unconscious woman give birth? I'm really leaning that way!
Lithaladhwen: Yes. She can.
Lithaladhwen: But I'd rather we not have to do that.
Arch mage144: *retratcts his hand* Motherfucker! She actually bit me!
Lithaladhwen: At least I've got the preliminary bit down. She's not in any pain, if that makes you feel better.
J4deninj44: *HISS*
PapatymisonN: She's OUT of pain?
Arch mage144: Yeah, it sorta does.
PapatymisonN: o.o
Arch mage144: Woman, if you do not calm the fuck down this instant I am going to...
T3chn0Namagomi: *waits by to do anything else, while taking another drink*
Arch mage144: IM: ...what will I do, exactly?
Lithaladhwen: Listen. If she were thinking, she'd realize that Daenj'r and I are the key factors in her child's safety. So she is obviously not thinking. This is.... unsettlingly common.
J4deninj44: *look at each of them in turn and snarls* I wIlL dEsTrOy YoUr SoUlS!!
Lithaladhwen: (Graaaaghghggraaah YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL)
T3chn0Namagomi: ...Yeah, so have a lot of others. Much to their dismay, they've all failed.
Lithaladhwen: (Sirvix: *vomits*)
Arch mage144: This seems unlikely. Last I checked, she can't feel the lower half of her.
J4deninj44: (XD!)
Lithaladhwen: So restrain her. However you need to.
Lithaladhwen: She can't feel it and I can heal her if you go too far.
Arch mage144: She's also a hell of a lot stronger than I am right now!
Arch mage144: I don't particularly care to blast my own wife with spells that are intended to shove people into a sensory deprivation hell!
J4deninj44: *trying to break her spell bonds*
PapatymisonN: Then let's work together and get her under control!
Lithaladhwen: Do you care to be killed by her until your child falls onto the floor and she's sane again?
Lithaladhwen: Because she will.
Arch mage144: Can't you just make her give birth faster!?
Lithaladhwen: I can't. Go bother Darin if you really want to speed this up.
J4deninj44: *roars and her wings get spikier and sharper, and harder*
Arch mage144: I have a feeling that might not be good for her. She's in a delicate condition, and haste spells tend to wear you out a...shit.
Lithaladhwen: Yes. Hakaril. Delicate.
Arch mage144: Oh, fuck.
Lithaladhwen: Go get him.
Lithaladhwen: Move.
Arch mage144: *hauls ass*
Lithaladhwen: Kamos, is that spell going to hold?
T3chn0Namagomi: It's not known for its duration, so...*Recast!*
J4deninj44: *fans her wings, stirring up wind enough to toss hair**
Lithaladhwen: *shields her face with one hand*
PapatymisonN: *has none!*
T3chn0Namagomi: *bishy hair toss!*
Lithaladhwen: I can't incapacitate her. I'd kill her if I tried, and I refuse to harm her or the child.
PapatymisonN: *or at least, not very much...*
Lithaladhwen: Kamos, it's now your job to restrain her magically.
Lithaladhwen: Daenj'r, be ready to grab her if she gets away from Kamos.
PapatymisonN: ... o.o I can get in her head.
Lithaladhwen: When Hakaril comes back he can be bitten again or something.
J4deninj44: *hugs her stomach and vomits a black corrosive liquid that burn the tile* StAy AwAy fRoM MY BABY!!
PapatymisonN: See if I can't calm her down...
Lithaladhwen: Oh, wonderful. We've reached the vomiting stage.
T3chn0Namagomi: I could incapacitate her, but...you said this would be too much trouble, and I'm not sure how she'd be affected by negative energy.
Lithaladhwen: And she was frightened she didn't know how to give birth...
Arch mage144: DARIN! *panicked, hand covered in blood from bite wounds, sprouting incubus wings, and generally looking like hell*
Arch mage144: .......
Lithaladhwen: I think she's coming along nicely
Lithaladhwen: Kamos, I told you not to worry about that. She'll be fine.
J4deninj44: *roars again and fires a blast of shadowy chaos magic at a wall Kamos*
Arch mage144: ...Hakaril?
J4deninj44: *from her mouth*
PapatymisonN: SHIT! o.o
T3chn0Namagomi: *simply focuses his aura to block it*
OnlineHost: J4deninj44 rolled 1 6-sided die: 1
Arch mage144: *Darin temporarily adopts a darker font*
J4deninj44: *blocked, well done!*
Lithaladhwen: (Kamos is immune to magic or something.)
Lithaladhwen: (That's his font. Brian has it now.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (He is. Base MBLK 40)
Arch mage144: You have got to get down to the infirmary and help your woman deliver my wife's baby, or someone is going to get seriously injured!
Lithaladhwen: *sighs and attempts to evade problem magic*
Arch mage144: Goddamn, I had no idea that demon birthing was like "RAAAAWRRR" and "CLAWS TEETH NAILS" and "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL!"
Lithaladhwen: Thank you for keeping an eye on her, boys.
Lithaladhwen: When Darin gets here, this should get easier.
Arch mage144: *blinks and looks confused*
PapatymisonN: ... I hope so...
Arch mage144: Okay...if you think I can help...
PapatymisonN: ... a holy shield around us going to affect her?
J4deninj44: *Precious appears at Hakaril's feet and jumps onto his shoulder, only to try and crawl into his coat via the collar*
Arch mage144: Just follow me and don't ask questions, I don't know shit. Your woman will tell you what to do! *RUN*
Lithaladhwen: (This is crazy. Tassi is commanding a squad of mages to take down a birthing mother.)
Arch mage144: *has a dog hanging on him*
BaronDeMalta: (...)
T3chn0Namagomi: *tries to pin down an arm or so with his foot, and then casting another Shadowbind to further immobilize her*
J4deninj44: *the little demon is spooked by something.*
BaronDeMalta: (Demon birthing includes Exorcist quotes?)
Arch mage144: Precious, your owner has lost her fucking mind.
BaronDeMalta: (:P)
Arch mage144: I am never getting her pregnant again.
J4deninj44: *whimpers*
Arch mage144: I am having that woman spayed. No more puppies! You hear me, Precious?
Arch mage144: NO MORE PUPPIES!
CGNakibe: (He says that now. But in a few days...)
Lithaladhwen: *taps her foot and waits for reinforcements*
Arch mage144: *runs in the door* OKAYIFOUNDDARINNOWHE'SCOMING!
Lithaladhwen: (I think Tassi deserves some kind of military rank for commanding this whole mission.)
PapatymisonN: (I asked miss Tass a question...)
J4deninj44: *Snarling breaks the bonds and stands up, screaming*
Arch mage144: *scoots through the door*
Lithaladhwen: Darin. Freeze her.
Lithaladhwen: Now.
Arch mage144: ...oh dear.
J4deninj44: DEATH! *charging shadow all around her*
T3chn0Namagomi: Fucking hell. Expired again.
Arch mage144: Time, cease selectively in the name of peace! STOP!
PapatymisonN: O.O IM: Work...
Arch mage144: (I have no idea whether you want me to roll that or what.)
J4deninj44: *she's gathering energy to suck the souls right out of-.... .... frozen*
Arch mage144: (BOSS BATTLE: DELIVER SIRVIX'S BABY)
J4deninj44: (XD)
Lithaladhwen: All right. Pick her up and lay her out on the stretcher.
Lithaladhwen: Darin, how long do we have?
Arch mage144: But...um...okay. Well...a few minutes, but...her metabolism is totally arrested, so...she...cannot give birth in this state.
Lithaladhwen: I know that.
Arch mage144: *nod*
Arch mage144: *moves the woman*
PapatymisonN: *helps!*
Lithaladhwen: I want you boys to restrain her. Tie her down, I don't care.
J4deninj44: *in mid-roar, stiff as a board*
Lithaladhwen: Whatever you can think of. Darin, I still need you.
Arch mage144: *proceeds to make with the tying, then animates the bedsheets, which proceed to restrain her from the waist up*
Lithaladhwen: Hakaril, get her legs. I'm going to be down there, you know.
PapatymisonN: ... those going to hold her?
T3chn0Namagomi: *then lays down an area Shadowbind*
Arch mage144: Probably not, but I'm trying.
Lithaladhwen: Spread them apart, I assume you can do that.
Lithaladhwen: That's what got you into this.
J4deninj44: (Hmm, how evil...can I be....)
PapatymisonN: *snicker*
Arch mage144: *tears off pieces of sheet and ties both legs in an appropriate position*
Lithaladhwen: *sighs* All right.
Lithaladhwen: This may be dangerous, but I can fix anything that becomes a problem, and it's safer for the rest of us this way.
Arch mage144: I can...manually restore her to normal if you want to continue, Tassi.
Lithaladhwen: I am going to need you to release her.
Lithaladhwen: And then I want you to haste her.
Arch mage144: *nods, understanding*
Arch mage144: This could ultimately be more dangerous, but in theory she'll give birth sooner. Or something.
PapatymisonN: ... a shield around us?
PapatymisonN: Will it hurt her?
J4deninj44: (What? Are you guys preparing for battle?)
Lithaladhwen: If you're scared she'll escape, tie her more securely.
Arch mage144: *Darin flicks his wrist to dispel his current effect*
Lithaladhwen: And probably not, no.
PapatymisonN: (... yeah.)
Lithaladhwen: Not permanently.
Arch mage144: *...and proceeds to cast another spell*
J4deninj44: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAQQQQQQSD:Lfajf;djlqwpoeiruqworijals;v ksa;fdj!!!!
PapatymisonN: *and casts the shield spell, around everyone*
Arch mage144: Spirits of time, accelerate the flow of reality for those you deem worthy! HASTE!
T3chn0Namagomi: *casts another spell* Blackheart Shield! *and Kamos is now surrounded by two shields, including an anti-negative-energy one*
Lithaladhwen: Sirvix! Push!
J4deninj44: *accelrated she thrashes against her bonds*
Lithaladhwen: Listen to me you madwoman!
J4deninj44: I'LL KILL YOU!
Arch mage144: Push, then kill her afterwards!
Lithaladhwen: If you don't listen to me, Sirvix, your child is in even more danger!
Lithaladhwen: Push!
Arch mage144: She will do no such thing! *Darin's wings flare in an unexpected manner, like a bird puffing himself up to appear larger*
Arch mage144: I wasn't fucking serious, man, just relax!
J4deninj44: *SCREAMS at Darin and charges another ball of shadow between her fangs*
Lithaladhwen: Sirvix! Pay attention to your child!
T3chn0Namagomi: *focuses his aura, ready to intercept*
Lithaladhwen: Push!
Lithaladhwen: You're giving birth! Focus, for gods' sake!
Lithaladhwen: *her accent is creeping away from Baronian and....becoming rather...Rivan....*
J4deninj44: *pants and relaxes unexpectedly...*
PapatymisonN: <.<
Lithaladhwen: Ah swear. Do not go near her.
Arch mage144: *motionless* If you wish to focus your energy on killing me instead of bringing new life into this world, then so be it. -.-
Lithaladhwen: Sirvix. Ah want you to push.
J4deninj44: H...Hakaril...
Lithaladhwen: Now.
Lithaladhwen: Hakaril, no.
Arch mage144: Woman, why are you talking like a Rivan o_O?
J4deninj44: Do...Don't let them hurt my baby...
Lithaladhwen: Ah do not have time to explain this raht now.
PapatymisonN: Hak, not now.
Lithaladhwen: Just be careful of her.
Arch mage144: Your baby will be fine. *salutes* I assure you.
Arch mage144: As General of this country, I will protect your child with my life and my army.
J4deninj44: *nods and pushes*
Lithaladhwen: *mutters* All right, now that one was good.
Lithaladhwen: All right. Again, Sirvix.
CGNakibe: (No one doubts that Hak is serious about that.)
T3chn0Namagomi: *sweatdrops*
J4deninj44: *Snarls and hisses at Hakaril* YOU BASTARD!!!
Arch mage144: Ahhhhhh!
J4deninj44: I'm NEVER EVER HAVING SEX WITH YOU AGAIN!!!
Arch mage144: What did I do this time!?
T3chn0Namagomi: ...Right. I'm going to watch from up...here...
Lithaladhwen: This is why Ah told you not to go near her. They're all like this.
Arch mage144: *scratches his head*
T3chn0Namagomi: *chants something a good bit different...and then walks...*
Lithaladhwen: Sirvix! Pay attention!
Arch mage144: IM: You're a succubus, you just aren't thinking clearly right now.
J4deninj44: I'LL KILL YOU!!!
Arch mage144: Give birth first, damnit!
Lithaladhwen: Kill him later. Right now the baby needs you.
Lithaladhwen: So shut up and push.
T3chn0Namagomi: *...up the opposite wall, and onto the ceiling*
J4deninj44: *pushes*
Lithaladhwen: Thank you, Sirvix.
Lithaladhwen: You're doin' fine.
J4deninj44: SHUT UP BITCH!
Lithaladhwen: I will do no such thing, Sirvix.
Lithaladhwen: *Can we assume this goes on for a while?*
PapatymisonN: *towin' the line, keeping the shield up*
Arch mage144: *nervous father*
J4deninj44: *Indeed*
Arch mage144: *concerned observer*
Lithaladhwen: *Now on familiar territory, her accent returns to normal and her orders have the prim Baronian accent once more*
T3chn0Namagomi: *Kamos is now watching this from his perfectly good position on the ceiling*
J4deninj44: .....................!!! Hakaril give me your hand!
Lithaladhwen: Do it. I will heal you after this is done. We're close.
Arch mage144: *offers a hand* IM: I am going to end up minus one hand. I can feel it.
Lithaladhwen: I'm going to reach in and pull your child out. Keep her occupied.
Arch mage144: IM: My kid is never going to hear the end of how much of a pain in the ass it was to bring he or she into this world.
Lithaladhwen: *finding stuff suitably dilated....Tassi totally reaches inside Hakaril's wife, getting all nice and bloody and messy*
J4deninj44: *GRIPP*
Arch mage144: IM: Oh, man, even I haven't gone into her that deeply.
PapatymisonN: IM: I will NEVER get used to that.
J4deninj44: *nails and all, man*
Arch mage144: IM: That is just...
Lithaladhwen: *sloooowwww pulling on the kid*
Arch mage144: *gritting his teeth*
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: ...Okay. I'm NEVER HAVING A KID. EVER
Lithaladhwen: *head is.......*
Lithaladhwen: *....out*
Arch mage144: *nails are far from the worst pain he's experienced*
Lithaladhwen: *the rest follows more quickly*
Arch mage144: *eyes widen*
Arch mage144: It's a boy!
J4deninj44: IS IT OUT GOD DAMMIT!!!
PapatymisonN: ... oh.
Arch mage144: What do you mean, oh?
Lithaladhwen: *wipes the kid off and hold her hand out* Kamos, toss me a knife.
PapatymisonN: IM: Whoops. Looked at it wrong.
PapatymisonN: Nothing. ^^;
Lithaladhwen: Do it now.
T3chn0Namagomi: *takes out his Xenocide Dagger, and hands it to her hilt-first*
Lithaladhwen: Thank you.
Lithaladhwen: *that dagger cuts the SHIT out of that cord*
J4deninj44: .... ... ... *seems to be her self*
T3chn0Namagomi: *Obviously. It's got a +6 to hit and damage*
Arch mage144: ...Vixxy?
J4deninj44: Oh! Did I do it?
Lithaladhwen: *stands, covered in all sorts of birth-nastiness*
Lithaladhwen: *wraps the baby in a towel*
Lithaladhwen: .....*sighs*
J4deninj44: *smiles* Ew, I'm sweatier than Friday night. Hahah!
Lithaladhwen: Sirvix? Hakaril? *hands the child to his mother* You have a son.
Arch mage144: Yes, you did it, though it was ridiculous. My god, Tassi, do human women do this?
Arch mage144: *the baby shakes a bit and his wings slowly unfold*
PapatymisonN: Not even vampire women do this...
Lithaladhwen: *baby is suitably loud and obnoxious*
PapatymisonN: All Jazz did was try to burn me to deaht.
Lithaladhwen: *Because it's baby James and he gets an early start*
PapatymisonN: *death
Arch mage144: I'm surprised vampires have functioning...parts.
Lithaladhwen: The wings made it tricky. They tend to catch a bit.
J4deninj44: OH!!! Let's name him Paynus!!
PapatymisonN: Me too.
Lithaladhwen: But you did a wonderful job, Sirvix.
Arch mage144: They seem to have folded up around his...no, sweetheart.
PapatymisonN: But I ain't complainin'...
J4deninj44: He looks just like a little Paynus.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...So, could you clean off the knife before giving it back? I don't want it to be covered in...
T3chn0Namagomi: ...
Lithaladhwen: IM: Must not...interfere with...the naming. Please let Hakaril convince her.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...
Arch mage144: We already discussed this. He lives on the surface. He can have a demonic middle name to suit your lineage.
Lithaladhwen: IM: Ishtar, mother of all life, let him convince her.
J4deninj44: OH! What about Gonas!
Arch mage144: But he needs to have the first name of a surface-d...
T3chn0Namagomi: *walks back onto the floor*
Arch mage144: You know, I liked Paynus. Really.
Arch mage144: But as a middle name. *sagely*
Arch mage144: How about James? *smirks*
Lithaladhwen: *wipes off Kamos' knife* Thank you, Kamos.
J4deninj44: James.... James....
Lithaladhwen: We couldn't have survived this without you.
T3chn0Namagomi: As surprising as this actually sounds...
J4deninj44: *thinks* James Paynus Silvar....
T3chn0Namagomi: *takes the knife, re-sheathes it*
J4deninj44: It's perfect!
Lithaladhwen: Thank the goddess.
Lithaladhwen: It's a wonderful name.
J4deninj44: HAKARIL! You're hand!
T3chn0Namagomi: And I am now convinced that Deeum and I should never have kids. Ever.
Arch mage144: *looks* Eh, this is...not so bad...
Lithaladhwen: *tiredly waves Hakaril over* Come here. You too, Daenj'r.
Arch mage144: Will Baseton stabbed me in the stomach once.
PapatymisonN: *goes on over*
J4deninj44: *Precious pokes his head out and looks at Hakaril* T2HAK: So...it's safe now, right?
Arch mage144: T2P: I...maybe.
Lithaladhwen: Hakaril. Here.
J4deninj44: *Precious looks at James* T2Hak: Nice cub. It'll look better with fur.
Arch mage144: Yeah?
Arch mage144: T2P: Er, they don't have fur, Precious.
Lithaladhwen: *heals Hakaril first, expending enough energy that she stumbles back a little*
Lithaladhwen: Daenj'r... can you fix yourself?
Arch mage144: Whoa, Tassi, relax, I can call someone else to heal people if you're exhausted.
Arch mage144: You just had to fight a battle that might rival my struggles with Nikumu.
PapatymisonN: Oh, yeah, I'm good.
Arch mage144: Who knew my wife was such a fighter?
Arch mage144: Wait. I did. Whoops!
Lithaladhwen: I'm fine. *sighs*
J4deninj44: *smiles naughtily* Was I a bad girl?
PapatymisonN: Uh... yeah... *places his hands on his chest, and heals himself up*
PapatymisonN: VERY VERY BAD.
Lithaladhwen: And no, Sirvix, you were perfectly normal. Daenj'r is just teasing.
PapatymisonN: ... I think I just healed a rib. o.o
J4deninj44: OH! HOW DELICIOUS! You'll have to tell me all about it!
Lithaladhwen: Sirvix, you... may have injured a couple of people.
Lithaladhwen: But it's normal.
J4deninj44: Damn!! My mother killed three men in five minutes!
CGNakibe: (DAMN. I just realized.)
J4deninj44: *pouts* I'm a terrible mother!
Lithaladhwen: Human women generally don't do it, but it isn't for lack of trying.
CGNakibe: (Missed opportunities to suddenly burst in with the Tome. ;_;-)
J4deninj44: (*pats Shaun*)
PapatymisonN: We're just better guys than were around when your mother gave birth...
PapatymisonN: And you'll be a great mother.
PapatymisonN: Toxic cooties and all.
J4deninj44: *sighs* I guess so...*looks at Hakaril and motions him over*
Lithaladhwen: *sits down on the floor, her job done*
T3chn0Namagomi: *DRINK*
Lithaladhwen: Kamos? May I?
PapatymisonN: (brb)
Arch mage144: Actually, I think the only reason you didn't kill three men is because the only three men in this room were me, Daenj'r, and Kamos.
Arch mage144: And all three of us are at least as dangerous as a birthing succubus.
Arch mage144: *moves toward her*
J4deninj44: *holds his hand* ... Let's do this again next year.
Lithaladhwen: *tired laughter*
Lithaladhwen: Sirvix, I think you need to get some rest now.
Arch mage144: Oh hell no.
Arch mage144: We have to raise one kid before we can decide to have two.
Arch mage144: Okay?
J4deninj44: *sighs and lays back* Okay...
T3chn0Namagomi: <_< Now, now. At LEAST let me have two years to get better at my binding spells first.
Lithaladhwen: *stands, a little unsteadily*
J4deninj44: I am a little tired...Now that you mention it.
Lithaladhwen: Sirvix, promise not to kill me if I check you over?
T3chn0Namagomi: *hands Tassi the bottle of sake*
J4deninj44: Oh! Sure go ahead. *sultry voice* I'm all yours, doctor.
T3chn0Namagomi: You asked, so...
Lithaladhwen: *takes a good long drink before heading to Sirvix's side again*
Lithaladhwen: Thank you Kamos.
Arch mage144: You were hasted, as well, so you probably feel a little burnt out.
J4deninj44: Haste?
Arch mage144: The humanoid physiology is not intended to handle such a rapid experience of the time stream. *nod*
J4deninj44: *looks at Darin* OH!! Hiii!
J4deninj44: Did you see my Willy Nilly, Angel boy?
Arch mage144: *blush* Um...well...
T3chn0Namagomi: ...
Arch mage144: ...er...I...
Lithaladhwen: *rests on the edge of the bed with one hand, and charges up a shadow-aligned healing spell*
Arch mage144: I...was...not...not really paying attention to that.
Lithaladhwen: This is for you, for a job well-done, Sirvix.
Lithaladhwen: *total magical healing is now*
J4deninj44: *grins* How cute. *looks at Tassi and pats her shoulder* It was all you, dear.
Lithaladhwen: Now get some rest.
J4deninj44: I just writhed and tormented like I would any other day.
Lithaladhwen: *leans against the wall and nods* I see.
Lithaladhwen: Well... that's fine, I guess.
Lithaladhwen: Get some sleep. Feed your son.
J4deninj44: *sighs and settles down* I suppose I'll take nap. All of you shoo. I'm going to bond with my little Paynus.
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: Judging from this, I would probably end up getting my arm broken if Deeum DID have a kid.
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: ...and that's if I was lucky.
Lithaladhwen: *collapses down into a chair* I'll hang around in case you need anything. Be sure to let me know.
Arch mage144: Hey, Tassi.
T3chn0Namagomi: *does indeed shoo*
Lithaladhwen: IM: Bloody mad demon births.
Arch mage144: Thanks for the assistance.
Lithaladhwen: IM: Why am I always stuck with the demons?
J4deninj44: Who's a cute James Paynus Silvar? Who is? Who's gonna kill a thousand men one day? You are!
Lithaladhwen: *waves off his thanks* It's my job.
PapatymisonN: *shoos*
Arch mage144: I would've been screwed without you.
Arch mage144: Job or not.
Lithaladhwen: (James gonna shoot fiddy nazis?)
Arch mage144: *squeals*
PapatymisonN: (No. Good James will do that.)
Arch mage144: *goes straight for the teats*
Lithaladhwen: I always get saddled with the demons. Most other clerics are terrified. Daenj'r is a credit to his occupation.
Arch mage144: *unlike a certain Ash Fanrico moment, this one is totally legit*
Lithaladhwen: I was glad to have such excellent backup.
T3chn0Namagomi: *No Gator Tits here, people!*
J4deninj44: *obliges da baby* Hakaril he's just like you!
Lithaladhwen: *laughs*
Arch mage144: I see a distinct resemblance.
J4deninj44: (This is one ....unique...family)
Arch mage144: (Really now.)
Lithaladhwen: (This is what happens when you date Darin. You get mixed up in his friends' unholy birthing shit.)
Arch mage144: (Literally.)
J4deninj44: (Very much so.)
CGNakibe: (*gives James an Indiana Jones hat an a whip*)
Arch mage144: ...oookay. Well.
J4deninj44: (*approves of the whip*)
T3chn0Namagomi: ...Meh. I'm just here for the apparently requisite binding spells.
Lithaladhwen: You have no idea how helpful that was.
J4deninj44: Kamos, you little devil. Tying me up like you did.
Lithaladhwen: I had a cracked vertebra from one woman, and a dislocated hip from another.
Lithaladhwen: You...prevented that. I appreciate it.
PapatymisonN: Keep tellin' ya, far too tame a term...
J4deninj44: I have a cousin named Klapp that loves Bondage.
T3chn0Namagomi: It's either that or knock her out, and I don't think my Mindblast spell would work so well on demons.
J4deninj44: bondage*
T3chn0Namagomi: (...*facepalm*)
J4deninj44: (So...)
J4deninj44: (Cut, paste, that's a wrap?)
Lithaladhwen: (I think so. Tassi'll stick around to make sure stuff is cool.)
PapatymisonN: (We can hit a bar after this...?)
Lithaladhwen: (Tassi might need to after she's sure Sirvix is okay.)
Arch mage144: (Hakaril is not going to the bar.)
J4deninj44: (Hakaril needs a cigar.)
PapatymisonN: (Oh!)
PapatymisonN: Oh! Hey! Hak!
Arch mage144: Yeah?
PapatymisonN: Where're the cigars, man?
PapatymisonN: Time to celebrate!
Lithaladhwen: Not in here. Out with you if you're smoking.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...Celebrate?
PapatymisonN: Well yeah, but ... YEAH!
Arch mage144: I left them in Inustan.
PapatymisonN: ... you can't conjure any?
Arch mage144: No! I'm not that good.
PapatymisonN: Bullshit.
Arch mage144: I could make cigars, but you would wish I hadn't.
Arch mage144: Besides, I don't really smoke much.
PapatymisonN: Neither do I.
PapatymisonN: It's a freakin' tradition, man...
T3chn0Namagomi: So it's tradition to smoke after having a kid.
PapatymisonN: Yeah.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...Riiiight.
Lithaladhwen: Something like that.
Arch mage144: So go to Inustan, get some cigars, and we go somewhere where my kid isn't.
PapatymisonN: I didn't make it up, don't look at me...
PapatymisonN: ... they don't make cigars here?
T3chn0Namagomi: Celebrating one's induction into Hell on Gaera?
Lithaladhwen: My birthing room is not Hell on Gaera.
Lithaladhwen: Thank you.
Arch mage144: Are you talking about the Netherworld or Doma?
T3chn0Namagomi: I didn't say it was.
T3chn0Namagomi: I meant having a kid. <_<
Lithaladhwen: Ah.
J4deninj44: *yawns and strokes James' hair, used to chaos*
Lithaladhwen: Well, I think they're well-equipped to handle it.
Arch mage144: I don't think it'll be so bad.
Lithaladhwen: Just look at them. They'll be fine.
PapatymisonN: Don't screw up and knock up Deeum, man...
Lithaladhwen: In fact, it's probably better this way for the Silvars.
Lithaladhwen: A normal birth would be anticlimactic.
Arch mage144: Yeah!
Arch mage144: Wait.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...Trust me. After what I saw...I don't WANT a kid.
J4deninj44: *laughs*
Lithaladhwen: Or rather, a human birth.
Arch mage144: Dude, your wife isn't a demon.
T3chn0Namagomi: I'm not married yet.
J4deninj44: Doesn't she....lay eggs?
Arch mage144: You can be pregnant and unmarried.
T3chn0Namagomi: That's assuming pure dragon. Not sure how it'd work with a cross, so to speak.
PapatymisonN: He's right! It happened to someone I know! o.o
PapatymisonN: *sarcasm*
Arch mage144: Ask the king.
J4deninj44: (Doesn't Kamos have a ton of kids?)
PapatymisonN: (Oh yeah... )
T3chn0Namagomi: (Illegitimate. XP)
PapatymisonN: (He went on his little screwfest...)
J4deninj44: (He has what two from Sizer...)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Blame the chimerization)
Arch mage144: (Decades from now people will claim to be his children and come seeking child support)
J4deninj44: (XD)
T3chn0Namagomi: (XP)
Lithaladhwen: (Whoa. How many people is Zea related to, and why is KAMOS the one who was setting up franchises?)
Arch mage144: (At least one of them, bafflingly enough, will be black)
J4deninj44: (....)
J4deninj44: (Damn. Kamos needs to wrap it up.)
Arch mage144: (I am now making Michael Jackson jokes)
PapatymisonN: (He does... NOW...)
Arch mage144: (You know how many people claimed to be his kids?)
PapatymisonN: (... why?)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Wrap it up?)
PapatymisonN: (Why on god's green earth would anyone CLAIM to be HIS offspring?)
J4deninj44: (Condom)
Idran1701: (He's famous and he used to not be freaky?)
PapatymisonN: (... WHEN?)
Idran1701: (Billie Jean days.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Magical contraceptive in this case, so...)
PapatymisonN: (... ... I am unaware of a time when he was not "freaky".)
PapatymisonN: (But then again, KoD got to know him REAL well RIGHT after he stole Aya from him...)
J4deninj44: (Excuse me a moment)
Idran1701: (What was freaky about him back during Bad/Thriller/etc.?)
Idran1701: (...Wait, are we talking about Michael Jackson, or Kamos?)
Lithaladhwen: (I don't think anyone knows anymore)
Arch mage144: (He has MONEY.)
Idran1701: (I was talking about Michael Jackson, myself.)
Arch mage144: (Duh.)
Arch mage144: ("Michael Jackson owes me child support")
Arch mage144: (And you can make this claim regardless of skin color, because no body knows what's going on with Mike anyway :D)
Idran1701: (And so was Brian earlier, Chuck, with the "claimed to be his kids" comment.)
Idran1701: (I think Chuck thought you meant Kamos there.)
PapatymisonN: (... everything I said save for the Aya thing was relevant to both men.)
Idran1701: (Oh. Well, then I'll repeat, what was freaky about him back during Bad/Thriller/etc.? :O)
T3chn0Namagomi: Anyway, I need to not imagine these things now. At least your hand got just torn up, Hakaril. I don't WANT to know how badly mine would be crushed.
PapatymisonN: (Uh... you could see his future in his eyes...)
PapatymisonN: (That subtle hint of "crazy"...)
PapatymisonN: (Watch Bad. Watch Thriller. You'll see it.)
CGNakibe: (He grew up famous. You kinda expect that, methinks.)
CGNakibe: (Just... not like this.)
PapatymisonN: You'd still have a hand?
T3chn0Namagomi: Exactly my point.
Arch mage144: *shrugs* I think the two of us are going to be resting for a while.
PapatymisonN: OK. I'm outta here, man...
PapatymisonN: ... but I swear I'll be back with some nice cigars.
PapatymisonN: Tradition demands it. *an eye at Kamos*
T3chn0Namagomi: Heh. Lemme guess, resting for about...six hours? *snrks*
T3chn0Namagomi: Bah. Tradition.
T3chn0Namagomi: Still don't know how I was talked into that expensive-ass wedding idea.
PapatymisonN: ... tightwad.
Lithaladhwen: Hakaril? Can you keep an eye on things here? Come get me if you need anything.
Lithaladhwen: I'll be in... my room. >_>
T3chn0Namagomi: (And she still has the sake!)
T3chn0Namagomi: Yeah, well, those ARE expensive! A good bit moreso than those Accelerators.
Arch mage144: Of course.
T3chn0Namagomi: (Yes, that's my name for the alch.stims now)
PapatymisonN: (We'll be in our bunk.)
Lithaladhwen: *gets up* Darin, I'm going to go wash up. I'll... be out in a bit.
Arch mage144: *nods*
PapatymisonN: (... every single last one of you needs to watch the entirety of Firefly. e_e)
PapatymisonN: ... want to know what's not expensive?
PapatymisonN: Booze. I could use a break after ... all this craziness. o.o
T3chn0Namagomi: Heh.
T3chn0Namagomi: That was a bit draining. *walking on the ceiling again*
PapatymisonN: ... and come down, spider man...
T3chn0Namagomi: Nope. Like my new spell?
PapatymisonN: ... and I was gonna buy you a drink... *walks out the door...*
Lithaladhwen: *heads out to have a wash*
T3chn0Namagomi: Now, now, I can buy my own.
T3chn0Namagomi: *heads out as well*
PapatymisonN: Oh, with alcohol prices being so high, pennypincher? I doubt it...
J4deninj44: (Back but only to say good night.)
J4deninj44: (Good night!)
T3chn0Namagomi: Now, now.
T3chn0Namagomi: (Night)
PapatymisonN: (Sleep well! And thanks for great RP!)
Idran1701: (Indeed, enjoyed lurking in it, myself. Night!)
Lithaladhwen: (Night!)
Lithaladhwen: (Thanks!)
Arch mage144: (Since the RP is over, I think I'll kill the chat window.)
Arch mage144 has left the room.
CGNakibe: (Yes, the lurking was very enjoyable)
T3chn0Namagomi has left the room.
J4deninj44 has left the room.
PapatymisonN has left the room.