You have just entered room "rpdiddledoodle."
FFFan80 has entered the room.
Lithaladhwen has entered the room.
T3chn0Namagomi has entered the room.
Lithaladhwen: Okay. This is probably just about everyone for now.
Der DWSage: I hope so.
CGNakibe: Doooom?
FFFan80: Mew o.o
PapatymisonN: Hey! Thought!
FFFan80: ?
PapatymisonN: Dave, would you like to try MAC on for size?
FFFan80: Uh
FFFan80: I dunno
FFFan80: Considering all I really know about it
FFFan80: is it's Gaera in the future with Gundamns
FFFan80: ...
FFFan80: Damn spelling
FFFan80: ...
Lithaladhwen: Yeah, that's about all I knew as well.
FFFan80: *cries*
CGNakibe: *snickers*
Der DWSage: Actually, that's a more accurate spelling than you know. :{
CGNakibe: ITS A GUNDAAAM~! *EXPLODES*
Lithaladhwen: I can IM you with setting info, considering what we "know" could be summed up in about two sentences.
FFFan80: Sure!
Lithaladhwen: A lot of it is dependent on Brian's current RP, the first one to be run in that setting for years.
Der DWSage: Hell, if we're trying MAC, send me a copy-pasted version of the IM as well.
PapatymisonN: I'm takin' bets! 5-1 he picks a Mage as a character!
Lithaladhwen: Will do, Sage.
FFFan80: ...
FFFan80: Charles?
FFFan80: Is it really smart to say that in front of the one you're betting on? =[
PapatymisonN: ... HIDE EVERYTHING! *throws a switch!*
Der DWSage: ...Considering that, 100 bucks on him picking a non-mage.
Der DWSage: <.< I'll split it with ya Dave.
PapatymisonN: Just a normal petshop in here, officer! ^^;
Der DWSage: ...Well it was.
Der DWSage: You threw the wrong switch.
Der DWSage: *Points to the bondage gear that Cha now has lining the walls*
Der DWSage: *As well as the tortured moans of several pets that are attempting to adjust to being behind a wall*
PapatymisonN: ... oh, THAT'S where I put this...
PapatymisonN: Silly me.
PapatymisonN: ... eh. While we're here, anyone interested. I'M TOP. e_e
PapatymisonN: ?
CGNakibe: Kinky~!
Lithaladhwen: Okay. Information has been sent.
Lithaladhwen: What I know, they know.
CGNakibe: But what is it that they know?
Lithaladhwen: Charles: What if I want to be top? I'll take your bitch ass right now. Bring it.
Lithaladhwen: I'm totally top of this here chat.
Der DWSage: >_>
PapatymisonN: ... uh huh. Of this not-actually-existing chat.
Der DWSage: *Hands Ash a whip from the wall*
PapatymisonN: Oh yes, you're top.
Der DWSage: Enjoy.
Lithaladhwen: Thanks Sage, but I have one.
Lithaladhwen: Brian got it for my birthday over a year ago. :D!
PapatymisonN: Who needs whips when you have sandals? FAR more personal.
Der DWSage: But that's a cat o'nine tails. It gives more sting, but leaves less wound.
Lithaladhwen: Hrm.
Lithaladhwen: I don't know. I'm old-fashioned.
Lithaladhwen: I like a good long bullwhip.
Der DWSage: Try it out on our official whipping boy. You'll be convinced.
Der DWSage: *Tears off Cha's shirt*
Lithaladhwen: .....
PapatymisonN: ....
CGNakibe: YAY~!
FFFan80: ......
PapatymisonN: ... let's get RPing.
PapatymisonN: >.>
FFFan80: *gives someone a dollar*
Der DWSage: *Takes!*
CGNakibe: *takes*
FFFan80: *ohnoes?*
Der DWSage: e_e MY dollar.
Lithaladhwen: So, wait. We don't know if people are comfy with MAC>
CGNakibe: *lets go.* Fine, fine. >.>
CGNakibe: *Hooks Sage up to a car battery*
Der DWSage: And I want my wallet back, Shaun.
Lithaladhwen: *.
FFFan80: I'll give it my best shot
Lithaladhwen: We could give it till tomorrow.
Der DWSage: And yeah, I'll give it a shot. May as well.
CGNakibe: Huh? What's this about a wallet?
Der DWSage: You stole my wallet!
FFFan80: I will fall back on my moderate skill in Star Trek jargon =[
Lithaladhwen: I mean, that would give people time to think of things, and other MACly people were planning to be around then.
Der DWSage: I know it wasn't Croc from SMRPG, because he's in jail. :{
CGNakibe: You sure?
Der DWSage: Yes.
Der DWSage: He was in there with Kefka, Lone Wolf, and Locke.
Der DWSage: They were starring in a new sitcom-Three Treasure Hunters and a Madman.
Lithaladhwen: *poisons the water supply for the chat*
Lithaladhwen: Okay.
PapatymisonN: ....
Lithaladhwen: Now, do people new to MAC think a day would help with character-things?
PapatymisonN: *WEEPS BITTERLY FOR THE LOST DOMAN SOULS*
Der DWSage: Anyway, yes. Less spammity spam, more RPity P.
Lithaladhwen: UWEHEHEHEHE
FFFan80: Eh
FFFan80: I can BS something... in theory >_>;
Lithaladhwen: Well, I'd almost prefer to do first-gen tonight, and MAC tomorrow.
Der DWSage: Kay then.
FFFan80: ...
Lithaladhwen: Just because Friday is when we usually have MAC anyway.
FFFan80: You could have mentioned that earlier
Lithaladhwen: I wanted to see what other people thought of MAC.
Der DWSage: Dave, we don't have a second X chromosome. We may as well give up arguing with Ashley. :{
FFFan80: ...so... people say 'sure' and the answer is 'lets do first gen'? o_ó
Lithaladhwen: I decided most of us are either indecisive or doesn't have a character.
Lithaladhwen: *don't
FFFan80: ....
Lithaladhwen: Gawd. Grammar.
FFFan80: *gets out of the line of fire*
Lithaladhwen: First gen we all have a character.
Lithaladhwen: First gen I haven't played in a while, and we can always do MAC tomorrow at the normal time.
PapatymisonN: ... won't be here tomorrow. v_v
PapatymisonN: Choir.
FFFan80: ...
FFFan80: *bops Cha*
FFFan80: You could have, you know, mentioned that
CGNakibe: Ages ago. >.
FFFan80: Yes
PapatymisonN: Sorry. Wrapped up in Jak 3.
PapatymisonN: But hey, don't need my stinky orc there.
CGNakibe: *wraps Cha up in a strait jacket*
FFFan80: ...
PapatymisonN: You can actually LIKE all the characters present. :P
FFFan80: Wha?
Lithaladhwen: Cha plays an orc.
Lithaladhwen: I play... well, someone who hasn't explained her existence yet.
Lithaladhwen: Brian plays Makura.
Lithaladhwen: Shaun plays the sole bastion of reason in the party.
Lithaladhwen: Nama plays the perverted bish.
CGNakibe: Makura a.k.a. "You all hate me because I'm AWESOME."
Lithaladhwen: Yeah.
Lithaladhwen: So first gen.
Lithaladhwen: Setting decision now.
Lithaladhwen: I submit IH, park, The Shining Blade, the woods outside Doma, and.... for the heck of it, Ka'thalar.
PapatymisonN: I say park.
Der DWSage: The anti-library.
T3chn0Namagomi: Sadly, I can't RP for varying reasons.
T3chn0Namagomi has left the room.
Lithaladhwen: That.... was odd.
Lithaladhwen: And unsurprisingly abrupt.
Der DWSage: Indeed.
Lithaladhwen: !
DarkLordKelne has entered the room.
Der DWSage: Hay Kelne. :{
DarkLordKelne: 'lo.
Der DWSage: ...I should play Sorune.
Der DWSage: He's been tinkering with this idea that I've been leaving generally untouched.
DarkLordKelne: Could be interesting.
Der DWSage: ...So, if no one has objections, I'm going to start us off. >_>
Lithaladhwen: Okay.
Lithaladhwen: Wherever you like, sir.
Der DWSage: *It's a lovely day in Doma, only a little bit nippy as autumn sets in, and the park is no less lovely as the leaves are beginning to change color...and under one of those trees is a certain hippy druid*
Der DWSage: *He seems to be tinkering with a few vials of colored liquid, and frowning over most of them*
Lithaladhwen: (Hm. Torn between Joss, Myrnal, and Shakti.)
CGNakibe: (Hmmm)
Lithaladhwen: (Trickytricky.)
PapatymisonN: (I'll make it easy on you.)
PapatymisonN: (Er, well, not completely.)
PapatymisonN: *a happy looking blue haired fellow, in a flat black robe, sits on a bench, enjoying the fall air*
DarkLordKelne: *And Sorune finds someone taking a seat next to him, looking at the bottles with idle curiosity*
DarkLordKelne: Do I want to know what you're cooking up there, Sorune?
Lithaladhwen: (Quite right not completely. See, Joss is fun, but Myrnal's birthday was about two weeks ago and I already played Shakti last night. What to do.)
OnlineHost: Lithaladhwen rolled 1 3-sided die: 1
Lithaladhwen: (....Joss it is. I guess.)
Der DWSage: Now there's a sarcastic voice I've not heard in a while. Hello Kelne.
Lithaladhwen: (For the record.....)
Lithaladhwen: ( wiki things )
DarkLordKelne: Hello to you too. *Favours him with a grin* How've you been?
Der DWSage: *Drips a few drops of yellow into a green vial, making it look...well, like piss. It doesn't smell like it, though* Too idle. So I came up with a project to keep me busy.
Lithaladhwen: *A young boy of 12-13 peeks around the bench at Cardinal* Hey Mister. I know you, don't I?
PapatymisonN: ... yep. Hello, Joss.
PapatymisonN: How have you been? ^_^
Lithaladhwen: Heh. *grins* I see you remembered me! I've been great!
Der DWSage: I'm attempting to create a potion that would allow a person to distinguish between plants that are hazardous to them from plants that are beneficial, or that they can eat safely.
Lithaladhwen: I have a place a ways away and a job and everything.
Lithaladhwen: What've you been up to?
Der DWSage: Mostly by putting a green aura around food, a yellow aura around medicinial, and a red one around poisonous, dangerous plants.
Der DWSage: The tricky part is being able to...program, for lack of a better word, this for multiple races...
PapatymisonN: Eh. Adult stuff. You?
Lithaladhwen: I already said.
PapatymisonN: ... >.< Right.
Lithaladhwen: Today's my day off, so I'm hanging around trying to find something to do.
DarkLordKelne: You realise of course, that if people are needing to eat plants in the wilderness, they probably don't have supplies of any kind, let alone your potion.
PapatymisonN: Oh. OK. Uh... got a ball?
Lithaladhwen: What? Why?
Der DWSage: Yep.
DarkLordKelne: Still, as a theoretical exercise, I'm sure it keeps you busy.
Der DWSage: That's the entire point of having idle time. You make shit that no one else would ever want, let alone need.
PapatymisonN: I kinda feel like a game of football.
Der DWSage: And it's more fun than just writing a book on it.
Lithaladhwen: I don't play many sports. I mainly blew things up as a kid, or made things.
Der DWSage: Of course, Sher would disagree with me...
Lithaladhwen: And I don't think we can make anything here.
Lithaladhwen: *sits in the grass on a pile of leaves*
Lithaladhwen: Man. I think I'm getting old.
DarkLordKelne: I suppose he wants you to make a potion that'll tell him which people are beneficial to eat?
CGNakibe: (*snickers*)
PapatymisonN: Wiser is a better word.
Lithaladhwen: *razzes Cardinal* Ha.
Der DWSage: Actually, I tested one of the potions on him. He has black and white vision, but...
Lithaladhwen: I don't think I've gotten any wiser or anything since I got here. I think I've gotten less fun.
Lithaladhwen: I don't do anything cool anymore.
PapatymisonN: Same thing.
Lithaladhwen: I just deliver stuff. And then go home, make a fire, and go to bed.
Der DWSage: Well, apparently, when he took the potion, he began to see everything in red and black. Gave him a whallop of a migraine after an hour or two, and he had to go lie down.
Lithaladhwen: Then I get up and deliver stuff.
Der DWSage: Threatened to eat me if I ever tried that again.
PapatymisonN: Would you like to know how to play football then?
Der DWSage: *Drip, drip, drip!*
Lithaladhwen: Um. Okay.
PapatymisonN: That's fun, and not very mature.
DarkLordKelne: Another dissatisfied customer.
Lithaladhwen: Awesome. I need to do dumb kid stuff to see if I still like it.
Der DWSage: Meh. I think I've nearly got the formula for normal humans down, though...
Der DWSage: <_<
PapatymisonN: Kay. Stay here. I'm going to get a ball.
Lithaladhwen: ....'kay.
DarkLordKelne: >_> Not going to happen.
PapatymisonN: *heads off!*
Der DWSage: *Hears that last bit from Joss!*
Der DWSage: IM:...I'm tempted to be mean. I'm becoming a crotchety old man at the young age of 60.
Der DWSage: Spoilsport. I suppose I'll hunt down some other person, then.
Der DWSage: ...I wonder what effect it would have on one of the minions.
Der DWSage: How've they been, anyway?
CGNakibe: (Minion: We Are Fou Lu. )
DarkLordKelne: Oh, the usual. Enthusiastic about me being back. Apparently they dug a moat around my house in my absense.
Lithaladhwen: (Aww....)
Der DWSage: How deep?
Der DWSage: And did they manage to reach Nekonia through it?
PapatymisonN: *returns, with an inflated bladder, at a good price!* Here we are.
Lithaladhwen: You bought one?
DarkLordKelne: A good 6 feet or so. So far I haven't spotted any tunnels leading out, so I'm tempted to just fill it with water and forget about it.
PapatymisonN: Mm. Wanted one, anywyas.
PapatymisonN: *anyways
Der DWSage: Damn. I lost five gil, then. And no sharks to viciously devour any rabbits?
Lithaladhwen: I... I guess. Should I take my gloves off? *tugs at a leather glove*
PapatymisonN: No. You're not allowed to use your hands.
Der DWSage: *Drip, drip, as piss-yellow turns into a very artificial blue*
DarkLordKelne: Don't be silly. Sharks need salt water. I'd be looking at crocodiles.
Der DWSage: Of course.
DarkLordKelne: *Is he serious? Probably not.*
Der DWSage: (Because five-year-old girls enjoy crocodiles just as much as evil overlords. And it's important to spend time with family. ~Evil Overlord List.)
Lithaladhwen: Um. Okay. If you say so.
Der DWSage: I'd be able to make a bridge with nothing but a good steak if I came to visit you, then.
PapatymisonN: Now. *drops the ball to the ground*
PapatymisonN: We need two goal posts... ah! Those trees over there!
PapatymisonN: *points to two not too far away from each other trees*
Lithaladhwen: *nods*
Lithaladhwen: Okay.
PapatymisonN: Now, the goal of the game is to kick the ball into the other team's net.
Lithaladhwen: We don't have a net.
DarkLordKelne: I suppose I should put a proper bridge in. So as to avoid guests dripping water through the house.
PapatymisonN: That's what the trees are for. They'll mark the two sides of the net. We can just ... retrieve it when we're done.
Der DWSage: Why do such a crazy thing when one can simply walk over large, vicious lizards?
Der DWSage: (And thus, Kelne garnered the attention of Steph Orwin, Lady Crocodile Catcher.)
DarkLordKelne: Well, there's always the remote possibility they might eat someone I like...
PapatymisonN: No using your hands, as I said...
Lithaladhwen: Okay. So. Um. That's it?
PapatymisonN: And... the rest will come later, as it becomes important.
PapatymisonN: OH. The GOALIE can use his hands.
DarkLordKelne: Small as that list of people is.
Lithaladhwen: Why?
PapatymisonN: You try stopping a ball with no hands.
Der DWSage: Bah. If they can't convince a bunch of lizards to make a bridge so that they can visit you for tea, what sort of friend are they?
Lithaladhwen: Okay, that's fair. But we don't have one of those. A goalie, I mean.
Der DWSage: I've been practicing my crotchety sarcasm while you were away, by the by.
DarkLordKelne: It shows. Been telling those damn kids to get off your forest?
Der DWSage: When they listen, anyway.
PapatymisonN: Well, one of us can attack, and one of us can defend.
Der DWSage: I've been considering making a second house out of gingerbread just to scare them away.
PapatymisonN: Which would you prefer?
Der DWSage: I vetoed the idea when I realized that kids aren't the only things that like sweets.
Der DWSage: You don't know horror until you're faced with a lion that has a toothache.
Lithaladhwen: ....Um. I can defend. I guess. Just block the ball?
PapatymisonN: Yep.
DarkLordKelne: I'm sure it'll be very intimidating right up until the moment it's eaten by pigeons.
Lithaladhwen: ....*heads over to the trees to do his manly goalie duty*
Der DWSage: Or fey.
Der DWSage: Imagine Whisper with a sugar rush.
PapatymisonN: Oh. No magic, alright? I just bought this ball.
Der DWSage: Actually, don't. Your head might explode from the sheer thought.
DarkLordKelne: Doesn't bear thinking about.
Lithaladhwen: I can keep from blowing it up, you know. *scowls*
Lithaladhwen: I can do things besides explode everything.
Der DWSage: ...
Der DWSage: I'm now imagining 32 on a sugar rush.
Der DWSage: He'd dig through the core of the planet before it wore off.
PapatymisonN: I know. Just a heads up.
PapatymisonN: Now... here I come! *goes on the attack, taking it easy on the kid for the first time*
Lithaladhwen: (Opposed AGI?)
DarkLordKelne: So we're agreed - sugar is a dangerous weapon in the wrong hands.
OnlineHost: Lithaladhwen rolled 1 20-sided die: 11
Lithaladhwen: (12!)
DarkLordKelne: Of course, the same can be said for damn near anything.
Der DWSage: Up to, and including, string.
Der DWSage: Speaking of which, don't let your minions have any.
Der DWSage: It could get messy.
OnlineHost: PapatymisonN rolled 1 20-sided die: 14
PapatymisonN: (26.)
Lithaladhwen: Gah. That sucked. We'll try again. *retrieves the ball and kicks it over to Card*
DarkLordKelne: (The Nekonians have banned the use of string under international law ever since that incident with Inustan.)
PapatymisonN: *intercepts it with his foot* It's alright. It's your first time, so don't expect to be the greatest overnight.
PapatymisonN: Ready.
PapatymisonN: ?
Der DWSage: (Since then, the Nekonians have reverted to simply slitting the dogs' throats with their claws.)
DarkLordKelne: Oh, I don't know. If I just refrain from cutting them loose I might get a bit of peace.
Lithaladhwen: I'm the greatest at other things. Or will be.
Lithaladhwen: This is just for fun.
PapatymisonN: Exactly.
Der DWSage: Yeah, but they'll whine a lot.
DarkLordKelne: Eh.
PapatymisonN: Here I come! *on the attack again!*
PapatymisonN: (You roll Dex, I'll roll Agi.)
OnlineHost: Lithaladhwen rolled 1 20-sided die: 14
Lithaladhwen: (16)
OnlineHost: PapatymisonN rolled 1 20-sided die: 5
PapatymisonN: (9)
PapatymisonN: God!
DarkLordKelne: (Does this qualify as 'hits bystander'?)
Der DWSage: (Is Ashley multiplying her rolls by 3? Because I think Cha is.)
PapatymisonN: *Good
PapatymisonN: (I didn't the second time.)
Lithaladhwen: *thwaks it back to Card with his arm* Ha! Cool!
Der DWSage: (Fair 'nough.)
Lithaladhwen: (I didn't. And I should be doing that, yes.)
PapatymisonN: Nice work... again?
Lithaladhwen: (I don't think the first time it would have helped.)
Lithaladhwen: Yeah, sure!
PapatymisonN: (It wouldn't have.)
PapatymisonN: Ready?
DarkLordKelne: How've the others been? I haven't had much chance to check in on many of them.
Der DWSage: Honestly? I don't know.
Der DWSage: Although last I heard, Kumo was arrested for manslaughter.
Lithaladhwen: Yeah. *nods*
Der DWSage: I think he was released, though.
DarkLordKelne: Good to know.
PapatymisonN: Be aware... *attacks!*
OnlineHost: PapatymisonN rolled 1 20-sided die: 13
OnlineHost: Lithaladhwen rolled 1 20-sided die: 16
PapatymisonN: (25.)
Lithaladhwen: (With the addition done correctly, Joss' roll is 19.)
PapatymisonN: *GOOOOOOOOOAL!*
Lithaladhwen: $%*#. ¬\/¬
Lithaladhwen: *grabs the ball*
PapatymisonN: It's OK, it's OK... you're doing very well...
PapatymisonN: Would you like to try attacking now?
Lithaladhwen: Yeah, okay.
PapatymisonN: *switches positions with him*
Der DWSage has left the room.
Der DWSage has entered the room.
Der DWSage: (Dammit, wrong chat I invited myself.)
Der DWSage: (Into*)
Lithaladhwen: (I'm making pista pudding.)
Lithaladhwen: All right. We'll try this, then. Always better to try stuff.
Der DWSage: *Ponders* Enlil's been missing for a long time.
PapatymisonN: Yes it is.
PapatymisonN: Come on, then!
Lithaladhwen: *kicks!*
OnlineHost: Lithaladhwen rolled 1 20-sided die: 11
OnlineHost: PapatymisonN rolled 1 20-sided die: 20
Lithaladhwen: (Yeah, okay.)
PapatymisonN: *catch, tosses it back*
Lithaladhwen: (AFK, must wash a spoon)
PapatymisonN: (Kay.)
Lithaladhwen: *tries again*
OnlineHost: Lithaladhwen rolled 1 20-sided die: 7
Der DWSage: I think Aliester had reason to take her back. Or something.
OnlineHost: PapatymisonN rolled 1 20-sided die: 10
Lithaladhwen: (10)
PapatymisonN: (16.)
PapatymisonN: (Cardinal is good at sports.)
DarkLordKelne: *Shrugs* She can look after herself.
Der DWSage: *Ponder* Kyle hasn't been around for a while either. I think he and Fresca moved.
Der DWSage: Hm. Who'm I missing?
Lithaladhwen: (He is. Joss is good at killing things. And making pretty sculptures from glass.)
DarkLordKelne: End's still dead?
PapatymisonN: One more time, buddy...
Lithaladhwen: Dang. Yeah. One more
OnlineHost: Lithaladhwen rolled 1 20-sided die: 15
Lithaladhwen: (18)
PapatymisonN: (Intentional -5 to his roll.)
OnlineHost: PapatymisonN rolled 1 20-sided die: 20
PapatymisonN: (...)
Lithaladhwen: (Heh.)
FFFan80: (=[)
Lithaladhwen: (Cardinal sucks at sucking.)
PapatymisonN: (... screw it. He lets it in.)
Lithaladhwen: (*snort* Also, my pista pudding looks like green cellulite with nuts in it.)
Lithaladhwen: (But it's still good.)
PapatymisonN: *the ball goes in!*
PapatymisonN: Good one!
Lithaladhwen: Neat!
Lithaladhwen: I can't believe I never tried to play this before!
PapatymisonN: It's not native to this planet.
Lithaladhwen: Are you?
PapatymisonN: Nope.
Lithaladhwen: Whoa.
Lithaladhwen: Cool.
Lithaladhwen: I'm from Riva. Riva's boring.
Der DWSage: Yeah. So far as I know, anyway.
PapatymisonN: So's the place I came from.
CGNakibe: (Welcome to Riva. Now GO HOME.)
Lithaladhwen: Really? More boring than Riva?
Lithaladhwen: (Hey. At least they can't burn Joss for being a mage.)
CGNakibe: (Shakti: Yeah, if you call the Spanish Inquisition boring.)
Der DWSage: (Joss:*Sets them on fire with his l33t football playing powers*)
PapatymisonN: Well, boring, and then so interesting that people don't survive it. It's ... not a good place.
PapatymisonN: You'd hate it
PapatymisonN: .
Lithaladhwen: (Sage and Shaun are both correct.)
Lithaladhwen: ....Yeah, I might
Der DWSage: (Yay, I'm right!)
CGNakibe: (Its good being on top.)
Lithaladhwen: Say. I think I need to go buy some groceries for dinner. Wanna come?
DarkLordKelne: Can't say I'd seen James in a while even before the trip.
PapatymisonN: Sure!
Lithaladhwen: (Mmmmm..... bright green cellulite....)
Lithaladhwen: ("You know that's gotta be puddin' 'cuz Jello don't jiggle like that....")
Der DWSage: Indeed.
Lithaladhwen: (So sayeth my stepfather.)
Der DWSage: *Sigh* Seems like you and me are the only ones left.
Lithaladhwen: *heads out*
PapatymisonN: *follows, calmly*
CGNakibe: (Also: Sorry Ashley. The characters I could use I'm not getting much of a feel for tonight. >.<)
Lithaladhwen: *runs from marketstand to marketstand before they close, grabbing some veggies and getting meat cut up by a butcher-dude*
DarkLordKelne: Well, at least we're not the only ones left alive. That'd just be depressing.
Lithaladhwen: (It's okay. I'm barely feeling it on my end as well. I'm too drawn to my angst-mode right now.)
Lithaladhwen: (And right now Joss is sans angst.)
Der DWSage: Could be worse.
Der DWSage: Could be just you and the minions.
DarkLordKelne: Ugh.
PapatymisonN: So, Joss, where are you staying nowadays?
CGNakibe: (I can RP Naki.)
Lithaladhwen: (The minions would attempt to repopulate the world with more minions. All for Kelne.)
CGNakibe: (Who... really isn't appropriate right now.)
Lithaladhwen: I have a place outside town.
CGNakibe: (Woo! Minion Takeover~!)
Lithaladhwen: (Says who?)
Der DWSage: (Naki is always appropriate.)
Lithaladhwen: (Which begs the question, Kelne.)
CGNakibe: (He wants to piss someone off today.)
Lithaladhwen: (Where do little minions come from?)
Der DWSage: (Even at a Barmitsva. Or however it's spelled.)
CGNakibe: (And how much is that Minion in the window?)
Lithaladhwen: (The one with the shovel and pick?)
DarkLordKelne: (Nobody knows, and nobody wants to know.)
Der DWSage: (And *Ninja'd by 85*)
Der DWSage: (*How does one GET decapitated by the blunt end of a shovel, anyway?*)
CGNakibe: (The Shoveler would know.)
CGNakibe: (Now here's a thought...)
Lithaladhwen: (RP?)
PapatymisonN: (Joss was asked a question.)
Lithaladhwen: (Whoa. I thought I answered. I typed it and everything.)
PapatymisonN: (Crazy.)
CGNakibe: *does the sky seem a little darker to Sorune? Oh, wait, you have a small floating kid on your head. Things do that.)
Lithaladhwen: I told you. I have a place outside town.
CGNakibe: 6.6 Oooooh.
Der DWSage: 9.9
Der DWSage: ...
CGNakibe: Brown stuff. Blue stuff. But what's that yellow stuff over there?
Der DWSage: Kelne, stop making me have your impending doom sense.
Der DWSage: It's bad enough when I just know it's coming.
Der DWSage: ...The yellow stuff is food coloring.
Lithaladhwen: Why do you ask? You hungry?
CGNakibe: Hmm. Why not make it green instead? *a quick wave of the hand*
CGNakibe: Green is good, right?
DarkLordKelne: On the plus side, you may have found a volunteer.
PapatymisonN: Uh... just curious.
CGNakibe: Or how about violet?
CGNakibe: Maybe Chartruse?
CGNakibe: ... nobody likes Chartruse much. Or knows how to spell it.
PapatymisonN: But I could use a bite. Are you inviting me in?
Der DWSage: (For the hell of it, I make Sorune do an Int check.)
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 20-sided die: 15
Lithaladhwen: *shrugs and buys a skin of water* Sure. So to speak.
Der DWSage: *Does spell it. Correctly and quickly*
Lithaladhwen: I mean, it's not in so much as out.
CGNakibe: Wow. You're good. ^^
Lithaladhwen: I'm camping out right now. But I have food enough for two, and campfires are easy.
CGNakibe: *jumps off of Sorune's head. Pats head instead and hands Sorune a cookie. * Here ya go.
Der DWSage: (If you're curious, that was a total of 36.)
DarkLordKelne: *Since he has no particular stake in the potions, he merely observes*
Der DWSage: *Takes it, but sure as hell doesn't eat it*
PapatymisonN: ... oh.
PapatymisonN: A-alright...
Lithaladhwen: (Wow. Good for him. No wonder Shakti thinks he's a sharp boy.)
Der DWSage: 6.6 So who're you?
PapatymisonN: Sure! Let's camp!
CGNakibe: I'm me. Why? You were hoping I was someone else?
Lithaladhwen: Neat. Lemme get some more potatoes. I have some buried under my tent, but I can always use more.
Der DWSage: (A 7 Int can do that.)
Lithaladhwen: (Yeah, it can.)
Der DWSage: Well, how do I know it's you?
Der DWSage: It could be an imposter you.
CGNakibe: Naah.
CGNakibe: Not possible.
PapatymisonN: *nods*
Der DWSage: And how do I know that?
CGNakibe: <.< >.>
DarkLordKelne: (Ebikan: Blast. They're on to me.)
CGNakibe: Do you REALLY wanna know?
Der DWSage: Sure. Entertain me.
CGNakibe: ... Hey. What's this thing supposed to do anyway?
CGNakibe: I mean, aside from be pretty colors.
Der DWSage: It's supposed to be the grown-up equivalent of a useless science project.
Lithaladhwen: *grabs potatoes and slings a big ol' burlap bag of groceries over his back* Cool. Let's head out.
CGNakibe: Oh? Really?
PapatymisonN: Lead the way.
Der DWSage: Done solely for the chance of making things accidently bl...
DarkLordKelne: *Y'know, it's funny. Kelne doesn't seem to be moving, but he's somehow further from the centre of the blast radius.*
Der DWSage: *Stops himself before he finishes with 'blow up'*
CGNakibe: >.>
CGNakibe: Huh?
CGNakibe: What?
DarkLordKelne: *Namely, Sorune.*
CGNakibe: You know its rather impolite to not finish your sentences.
Der DWSage: *Yeah, he figured that*
Der DWSage: ...blue?
CGNakibe: Yeah. Its my favorite. ^^
CGNakibe: Do you like it?
Der DWSage: Sure.
Lithaladhwen: *Joss leads them through the trees to the woods along the road into Doma* I'm back here for now.
Der DWSage: IM:Do NOT tell mysteriously magical children that things blow up.
Der DWSage: IM:Bad things happen when you do that Sorune.
Lithaladhwen: *after a while, he leads them past a clearing and to a little two-man tent he's pitched next to a blackened hearth*
Lithaladhwen: Ta da!
CGNakibe: You still haven't told me what you're doing exactly.
CGNakibe: Or why it hasn't blown up on you yet. o.o
PapatymisonN: Nice little spot...
Der DWSage: IM:Shit.
Lithaladhwen: It doesn't have a street address, but it's quiet at night.
Der DWSage: Because there's absolutely nothing there that can explode.
Der DWSage: Nothing.
Der DWSage: IM:I think.
CGNakibe: >.> Oh?
Lithaladhwen: (Joss: Lies. Everything can burn if you get it hot enough.)
CGNakibe: REEEEEEEALLY? *I don't like that smile either, do you?*
DarkLordKelne: *Yes, he's still further away now.*
Der DWSage: IM:Shiiiiit.
Der DWSage: *Beginning to back up himself!*
CGNakibe: Here, let me give it a shot~! *singsong voice, raised hands*
CGNakibe has left the room.
Der DWSage: (...)
CGNakibe has entered the room.
Lithaladhwen: (He blew himself out of chat.)
Der DWSage: (He done asplodered himself.)
DarkLordKelne: IM: Poor guy's instincts just aren't up to scratch.
PapatymisonN: ... so... this isn't permanent, right? Where did you want to go after this?
CGNakibe: (Hate it when that happens)
Lithaladhwen: I'll save up for a place while I'm working. Right now I don't have rent, which is good.
Lithaladhwen: If winter gets too bad, I'll rent someplace with the money I saved.
Der DWSage: IM:Well, there's about a hundred gil about to blow up.
Der DWSage: Please don't?
CGNakibe: ABRA KA SPLODIE~! *A nice loud sound can be heard and flash can be seen. If you're not Sorune, who probably has trouble doing the "seeing" and "Hearing" thing for a moment*
PapatymisonN: ...
Der DWSage: *He's probably out cold, ain't he?*
CGNakibe: *... strangely, after the smoke clears Sorune is fine. Just a slight headache and... various pigeons?*
DarkLordKelne: *Ducks in case of any multicoloured debris*
PapatymisonN: And there's no one you can stay with for now?
Der DWSage: 9.9
Lithaladhwen: Why would I do that?
Der DWSage: ...Ow?
CGNakibe: HAH! Magic act works. ^^
CGNakibe: AWESOME. ^^
Der DWSage: ...
PapatymisonN: There's something to be said for staying in a house.
Der DWSage: *Tries tweeting at the pigeons, simply to see if they're intelligent*
DarkLordKelne: In all fairness, Sorune, you were tempting fate.
Der DWSage: I was, and I admit it freely.
Lithaladhwen: Eh. It's all the same. All flammable, and all that crap costs money.
CGNakibe: *one of the pigeons looks up at Sorune*
Lithaladhwen: I don't need it, so I'm not paying for it.
CGNakibe: Yep. Tempting fate is pretty bad stuff. *nod nod*
Der DWSage: There are only two things worse than it, and that's tempting taxes or death.
PapatymisonN: Alright.
CGNakibe: Naah. Death's cool.
PapatymisonN: If it's your choice, I have no problem.
Der DWSage: Except for Ayra. Though I've heard she's pretty good at poker...
CGNakibe: He's all "You know, too much work today. Time to relax."
Lithaladhwen: *shrugs*
Lithaladhwen: It's not important. I can take care of myself.
CGNakibe: Oh? You know Ayra? That's nice...
Lithaladhwen: *walks around behind the tent and pulls a rock out*
CGNakibe: *snickers to himself, as if having a private joke*
Lithaladhwen: *lifts out some potatoes*
Der DWSage: In passing, anyway.
DarkLordKelne: IM: What is it about this city that attracts weird kids, anyway?
PapatymisonN: So, what are we having?
CGNakibe: *walks over to Kelne* So. You done practicing your crab walk? o.o
Der DWSage: I've never met her in a...professional purpose.
Lithaladhwen: I was going to have beef stew.
CGNakibe: Yeah, meeting Ayra while she's at work might be somewhat bad.
Lithaladhwen: I got beef, and carrots, and potatoes, and onions.
Der DWSage: >_>
DarkLordKelne: For now. Never hurts to be ready to use it.
Der DWSage: IM:Kelne's paranoia sense should be going off even more right about...now.
CGNakibe: Like now? ^^
PapatymisonN: Sounds like a good meal to me.
DarkLordKelne: Not much point. It's for when someone else is the centre of attention.
Der DWSage: *Funny, but Sorune's the same distance from Kelne that he was from Sorune. And he's slowly packing up any vials that weren't shattered*
Lithaladhwen: *drags a pot out from under a log, and sets it on fire*
Lithaladhwen: Give it a sec. There were bugs on it.
CGNakibe: *... that's odd. The vials are fiine. Well, the ones that the pigeons aren't pecking lazily at.*
Lithaladhwen: *the flames abruptly die when Joss waves a gloved hand over the cast-iron pot*
PapatymisonN: ...
PapatymisonN: IM: Appetizing.
CGNakibe: *the liquid seems to be even kind enough to... stick... to the glass....?*
Der DWSage: ...
Lithaladhwen: It's cool now. They're all vaporized and stuff.
Der DWSage: *Hesitantly turns one such 'sticky' vial upside down, just to see...*
CGNakibe: So, what're you doing here besides wondering whether or not liquid stuff is going to explode?
DarkLordKelne: *Yes, that sense of impending doom's in overdrive, but there's not much to be done about it.*
CGNakibe: *Are we sure gravity is working quite right now?*
Lithaladhwen: *sets up some firewood, lights it with FIAR, and cooks the meat a bit in his hand before tossing it into the pot with all the other ingredients*
PapatymisonN: Well, you're quite the little cook.
Lithaladhwen: So, um. We have to stay while it cooks, because the smell attracts animals.
DarkLordKelne: Catching up on old times, for the most part.
CGNakibe: I haven't been by Doma a while myself. *shrugs* Just had to come by and see what some folks were doing.
Lithaladhwen: You should try it when it's done! I've been cooking a lot for the past few months.
Lithaladhwen: It's good stuff. Making food.
PapatymisonN: Did you want to do it for a living?
Lithaladhwen: *snorts* No. I just gotta eat.
DarkLordKelne: Oh, the usual insanity, I'm sure.
Der DWSage: *Sighs, puts them away anyway...and right side up*
CGNakibe: Got a job you two?
Lithaladhwen: I'm going to go on quests for a living.
CGNakibe: Yeah, that's what makes Doma great. And weird.
CGNakibe: And fun.
Der DWSage: After a fashion. I'm largely retired.
CGNakibe: Largely?
PapatymisonN: Yeah, they're fun, aren't they?
Der DWSage: On occasion, I come out of it for an adventure or general world-saving.
DarkLordKelne: I'm self-employed.
CGNakibe: World saving, eh?
Der DWSage: Got to find an interesting sword last time 'round.
CGNakibe: Haven't done that in a while myself. 9.9
CGNakibe: Too busy with work.
Der DWSage: ...And what's your job?
CGNakibe: Eh. A few odd jobs here and there. *shrugs*
Lithaladhwen: They're my destiny! I'm going to slay all kinds of horrible beasts and save people and be really really famous.
Der DWSage: ...Right.
DarkLordKelne: (Ishtar: Young man, you clean up that mess right now! Naki: Oh all right, I suppose I'll save the world again...)
Lithaladhwen: I just need to save up for a place for now.
PapatymisonN: IM: I REALLY wish he didn't remind me of Juan. v_v
Der DWSage: >_>
CGNakibe: *waves his fingers about, sparkles appear in air*
CGNakibe: What?
CGNakibe: What's with the look? >.>
Lithaladhwen: Hey you. Cardinal.
Lithaladhwen: Where do you live?
PapatymisonN: Oh. In town.
Lithaladhwen: *munches a spare carrot*
Lithaladhwen: Neat.
Der DWSage: ...Are you a marauding Djinn or something? Most kids don't have that much magic.
PapatymisonN: Nice place. I live with my wife and my new son. ^_^
Lithaladhwen: Whoa. Cool. I didn't know you had kids.
Lithaladhwen: How old is he?
CGNakibe: Marauding? *sniff sniff*
CGNakibe: How rude.
PapatymisonN: He's a month old in two days.
CGNakibe: I take ONE day off to go see people and I'm accused of "Marauding" across the place.
CGNakibe: Its just not right, I tell you.
DarkLordKelne: *Crazy kids have never been his strong point. Crazy adults he can deal with. By lopping off their heads if all else fails.*
Der DWSage: *Takes out one of the vials, and turns it upside down* In my book, messing with a few hours worth of research is enough to merit a 'marauding' in my book.
Lithaladhwen: Neat.
Der DWSage: (...Take out one of those 'in my book's.)
Lithaladhwen: Wow. Babies are crazy.
CGNakibe: Fine fine.
Lithaladhwen: I used to babysit some little kids.
CGNakibe: Since you wanna know all about me I'll tell you.
PapatymisonN: You have no idea.
CGNakibe: <.< >.> But you have to PROMISE not to tell.
CGNakibe: Promise?
Der DWSage: IM:He's going to end up being Amana's bastard child or something.
Der DWSage: IM:I just know it.
Der DWSage: I promise. Hell, I'll pinky swear.
Lithaladhwen: I hung out with a lot of kids a while back. The girls did most of the babysitting, but Rendon and I helped.
Lithaladhwen: IM: Rendon.
Lithaladhwen: *sighs*
CGNakibe: Alright then.
DarkLordKelne: I promise nothing. Does that mean I don't have to find out?
CGNakibe: Naah. You can find out. Maybe. I think. I dunno.
DarkLordKelne: Blast. Foiled again.
CGNakibe: You know, that... doesn't sound quite right. 9.9
Lithaladhwen: (Someday I'm going to foil Kelne. Just to make him say that.)
CGNakibe: *summons a kitty into Kelne's arms*
CGNakibe: There. A little better.
Der DWSage: (Sorune has dreams of wrapping him up in tin foil.)
PapatymisonN: Rendon?
Lithaladhwen: (I LOL'd, Shaun.)
Lithaladhwen: This guy I knew.
Der DWSage: (Of course, those dreams also tend to end with him getting chased by a giant box of Lucky Charms.)
Lithaladhwen: *highly-dedicated carrot-eating*
CGNakibe: (Kelne: I'll get you NEXT time, Gadget...)
DarkLordKelne: *Pets the kitty* Cute.
CGNakibe: *w to Sorune* See, when you get down to it... my job all boils down to...
PapatymisonN: ... heh. Hungry?
CGNakibe: *w* A secret.
Lithaladhwen: Kinda. But I can wait. This'll be done in a while.
Der DWSage: ...
Lithaladhwen: I'm just eating the carrot because it's here.
CGNakibe: *sage nod*
CGNakibe: <.< You know, Kelne, you'd make a rather good-looking bunnygirl.
CGNakibe: I mean, I could just see it.
CGNakibe: Hop Hop Hop. ^^
CGNakibe: *hops for emphasis*
Der DWSage: ...
Der DWSage: I had nothing to do with this. >_>
CGNakibe: But its an interesting idea, isn't it?
DarkLordKelne: *Levels an unholy sort of a glare at the kid*
PapatymisonN: You may find yourself climbing a mountain someday.
CGNakibe: ^_^ *clueless grin*
Lithaladhwen: ....I may, huh?
Der DWSage: (Nakibe:*Turns the glare into a physical object, eats it* Mmm, breakfast...)
DarkLordKelne: Not in the least.
PapatymisonN: Yeah. Just because it's there.
CGNakibe: I mean, just a few carrots and maybe a nice cute owner to pet and cuddle and call you George....
Lithaladhwen: Maybe!
CGNakibe: ... nah. George doesn't work for you.
Lithaladhwen: I killed four giants once. But they had stolen something that belonged to my dad.
CGNakibe: You're more of a... Um...
Lithaladhwen: And I had some help. These guys came to be my backup.
Der DWSage: Clarence?
CGNakibe: *thinks* Sandy?
CGNakibe: Oooh, that's good.
CGNakibe: Oh, I just remembered.
CGNakibe: I know I'm me, and there can only be one me.
PapatymisonN: ... hmm.
CGNakibe: But how do I know you're you? o.o
Lithaladhwen: Well, they fought too.
Lithaladhwen: *reluctantly* And they killed one or two to help out.
Der DWSage: Because.
CGNakibe: Kelne's Kitty: *mews, and nuzzles*
DarkLordKelne: Right. Well, this has been all sorts of fun, but I think I'll be off.
Der DWSage: *Leaves it at that*
CGNakibe: Because what?
CGNakibe: Hey!
CGNakibe: You're just gonna go?
Der DWSage: Just because.
CGNakibe: Awww.
DarkLordKelne: Sorune. Weird Kid.
PapatymisonN: Hey, no shame in having help.
CGNakibe: That's not my name.
PapatymisonN: Way to slay four giants.
Lithaladhwen: *emphatic nod*
CGNakibe: You should at least call a person by his name, or else its not polite.
Der DWSage: ...So what is your name?
DarkLordKelne: It'll do for now.
Lithaladhwen: Then one of them choked me. But that's okay. He didn't mean it.
CGNakibe: No no no. >:{
CGNakibe: Nakibe is much better for me, anyway. Weird Kid just doesn't do.
DarkLordKelne: *And with that, he's making his way off.*
Der DWSage: ...Nakibe.
CGNakibe: No no, not at all. *headshake*
Lithaladhwen: He's still a jerk, but he probably didn't hate me or anything.
Lithaladhwen: IM: Though he probably does now. Whatever. He's a jerk.
PapatymisonN: What jerk was this?
CGNakibe: Hi, Pleased to meet you. *holds out hand for the shaking* ^.^
Der DWSage: *Takes, shakes* Sorune. One of few that don't find you evil.
Der DWSage: ...Annoying perhaps.
DarkLordKelne: IM: What am I going to do with this cat, anyway?
Lithaladhwen: *almost spits the name* Stephan.
CGNakibe: Hey, a few millenia of practice can do that.
CGNakibe: Nice to see that my efforts are at least appreciated.
Lithaladhwen: He's not an awful guy. I just don't talk to him anymore.
Der DWSage: Yeah. Next you'll be claiming you invented politicians.
Der DWSage: IM:May as well humor the kid. He's a good mage, but he ain't no god.
PapatymisonN: ... Stephan... Stephan...
PapatymisonN: Hyral?
CGNakibe: Hah, no. But wouldn't you think so?
Lithaladhwen: e_e
CGNakibe: (The fun of this is that I HOPED for that reaction.)
Der DWSage: Well, maybe not politicians.
CGNakibe: Naah, those aren't anything I'd do. They make things boring. Well, till they blow up. 9.9
Lithaladhwen: (Naki should get it more often than he does.)
Der DWSage: But I'm convinced of it with lawyers.
PapatymisonN: Oooh. Heard about him.
CGNakibe: Ya got me there. ^^
CGNakibe: Gotta know the rules to break em, right?
PapatymisonN: Next time I see him, I'll pinch him just for you.
Lithaladhwen: Better not to.
CGNakibe: Or bend em.
Der DWSage: And break them well.
CGNakibe: Or maybe just reshape em so that they look less like rules and more like something else. Maybe a bunny.
Lithaladhwen: I'll probably just set him on fire myself if he bugs me. I don't need you sticking up for me.
CGNakibe: I'm sure sis'd love a bunny or two.
Lithaladhwen: *finishes the carrot and tosses the end behind him into the bushes*
Der DWSage: I'm sure
Der DWSage: (Stephan:*Is set on fire. Responds with even more fire*)
PapatymisonN: Still, I like to do nice things for nice kids.
Lithaladhwen: (Joss: *blows up the JD in retaliation*)
CGNakibe: *hops up, and onto Sorune's head. Oddly no weight can be felt here* So what else have you been doing to entertain yourself except for finding new reasons for your pet to maul you?
PapatymisonN: But I'll leave him alone if you say so.
Lithaladhwen: *nods*
DarkLordKelne: (Kelne: Can't a man even have a drink in peace? e.e)
PapatymisonN: *sniiiiiiiiff* Ooh, smells good...
Lithaladhwen: *nods and pulls his gloves off*
Der DWSage: 9.9 He's not a pet.
Lithaladhwen: Forgive my hands.
Lithaladhwen: *reaches in and pokes things in the pot with his bare hand*
CGNakibe: Good to know, good to know.
Lithaladhwen: The potatoes aren't done.
CGNakibe: *nodnods*
Der DWSage has left the room.
PapatymisonN: ... do you need a spoon?
Lithaladhwen: I have one. I just don't feel like going to get it.
CGNakibe: *chuckles suddenly* hehee. Spoon. ^^
CGNakibe: Ah good times...
PapatymisonN: Kay.
PapatymisonN: And no, I don't mind the hand.
Der DWSage has entered the room.
Der DWSage: And aside from this little science project, not a whole lot.
Lithaladhwen: (SPOOOOONGUAAAAARD.... for happy Chaos.)
CGNakibe: (WB)
CGNakibe: Bah. Adventurers shouldn't stop adventuring too often. It ruins everything.
Der DWSage: There aren't any adventures right now, though.
DarkLordKelne: (Oh dear.)
CGNakibe: Wouldn't say that, now.
CGNakibe: That's, like, tempting fate again or something. 6.6
CGNakibe: *from inside the city* "HELP! HEEEELP"
Der DWSage: Meh. I'm in a park. I'm a Druid. I can't think of a whole lot happening that I couldn't take care of...
DarkLordKelne: (Kelne: Y'know, I swear there wasn't an army of the dead on our doorstep animated by some ancient relic five minutes ago...)
CGNakibe: See what I mean? Tempting. Fate.
Der DWSage: (Color*)
Lithaladhwen: (Something needs to happen, because somehow things became agonizing.)
Der DWSage: <_<
Der DWSage: ...I blame Kelne, because he's not here.
CGNakibe: *chuckles*
Lithaladhwen: (Joss needs to not be sitting and cooking. How did I do that to myself?)
Der DWSage: *Sighs, goes into a jog to find the source of the yelling*
PapatymisonN: (... I dunno. Weevils?)
DarkLordKelne: *Elsewhere, within the city* Somehow, I just know this is Sorune's fault...
CGNakibe: *Thankfully nothing major today. Some lady set upon by hooligans*
Der DWSage: *Bugger. How many?*
CGNakibe: *is still sitting on Sorune's head. Wow.*
Der DWSage: (>.> And shall this be Philsys or Chatsys? Because there are some 'thug' NPCs that are on the wiki...and by thug, I mean 1st level fighters.)
CGNakibe: *three of them closing off any exit from an alley*
PapatymisonN: (it's been Philsys so far.
PapatymisonN: )
CGNakibe: (Mew. Does not matter to me since they were random*
DarkLordKelne: *Sighs irritably* Stay. *Puts the kitty on top of a barrel*
Lithaladhwen: (Hey. If we've done nothing else, Charles, we've set a precedent for PS usage tonight.)
PapatymisonN: (Indeed!)
DarkLordKelne: *And then heads over to the source of the commotion*
CGNakibe: *tsk tsk tsk* This is not good. Not good at all.
Der DWSage: *Sighs himself*
Der DWSage: You three. Leave that woman alone if you don't want serious concussions.
CGNakibe: Thug 1: No need for all that love, all ya have t' do is give us yer money.
CGNakibe: Thug 2: ehehehe... eh?
Der DWSage: IM:Woman's too close. Damn. I can't just take all three of 'em out...
CGNakibe: Thug 3: Mind your own damn business!
Der DWSage: 'Fraid I can't.
Der DWSage: (>.> Cobblestones, mud, or sand on the ground, Shaun?)
Lithaladhwen: (Oh, see. Now I'm bored and we'll all be sorry.)
CGNakibe: Thug 2: Hey! What's that floatin on 'is head?
Der DWSage: 9.9 Just a God of Chaos.
CGNakibe: Thug 1: I don't see nothin. e.e
Der DWSage: Don't mind him. He finds me amusing.
CGNakibe: (Cobblestones)
Lithaladhwen: *A squirrel steals Joss' carrot end and runs off into the woods*
DarkLordKelne: *Kelne arrives on the scene in pretty short order* Now, gentlemen. Let's have a nice, orderly surrender and we won't have to get the white mages involved.
Der DWSage: I don't think they're going to surrender.
CGNakibe: This really ISN'T good, ya know.
CGNakibe: I mean, THIS long without any major incidents?
Der DWSage: *And a quick chant and a sucker-spell!*
Lithaladhwen: *it's followed by a remarkably bold rabbit, who grabs a whole damned carrot*
DarkLordKelne: Yes, but you have to give them the option. Otherwise you get all sorts of complaints later.
Lithaladhwen: Hey!
CGNakibe: Thug 3: *starts fluttering his fingers... a caster?*
Lithaladhwen: I bought that!
Der DWSage: (Thug 1, Stoning!)
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 20-sided die: 18
OnlineHost: CGNakibe rolled 1 20-sided die: 10
PapatymisonN: o.o Whoops.
Der DWSage: (...Yeah, no way he's beating that. Total 53 MATK.)
Lithaladhwen: What? They're just hungry. I said they can have some.
CGNakibe: (WHUMP. Damage of some sort?)
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 2 8-sided dice: 3 7
PapatymisonN: o.o?
PapatymisonN: *looks about*
Lithaladhwen: ( And this is who you see perched in a tree several yards away. )
PapatymisonN: Uh... hello. *waves timidly*
CGNakibe: *Yeah, that guy isn't getting up too soon.*
Lithaladhwen: (Dressed in shades of green and brown is someone neither of you recognizes!)
Der DWSage: (38+48. That's...86 damage.)
CGNakibe: Thug 3: SHIT.
DarkLordKelne: *See that sword? It's out, and Kelne's bringing it to bear on thug 3.*
Lithaladhwen: So, what? You want money for the carrot or what?
Der DWSage: (Subdual, mind you. He doesn't want to actually kill 'im.)
Lithaladhwen: You could've just asked.
CGNakibe: Thug 2: Lets get outta here!
Lithaladhwen: But they can't. You don't talk to rabbits.
Lithaladhwen: No. I talk to people.
CGNakibe: *The thugs start doing their level best to vanish into the woodwork.*
CGNakibe: *That is to say, RUN!*
PapatymisonN: ... you could... be the interpreter?
Der DWSage: *Sigh* Why is it they always make it difficult?
Lithaladhwen: Rabbits are people. And hey, aren't you one of Dawn's brats?
Lithaladhwen: *stands up* No. And who're you?
Der DWSage: *Considers...and begins chanting again.* (Those two within of 10 feet of each other?)
Lithaladhwen: *hops down and bows* Yadali Volpecula. At your service, my little firefly.
DarkLordKelne: Well, it's your show.
CGNakibe: So horribly boring. *yawn*
Lithaladhwen: I think I heard Stephan griping about you once.
CGNakibe: (Nope! They took off in opposing directions)
PapatymisonN: IM: He must do that a lot.
Lithaladhwen: Oh, whatever. So what's the party? I've been gone a while.
Der DWSage: (Curses. Targeting thug 3, then, since casters are generally more intelligent of them. :{ )
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 20-sided die: 18
Lithaladhwen: Gone getting my people to come fix the inn you blew up.
Lithaladhwen: *scowls*
CGNakibe: (Should I REALLY have to roll?)
Der DWSage: (...Again, no way in hell he's resisting that. 53.)
DarkLordKelne: *Considers a moment, then decides to deal with the other by shooting him in the leg.*
Lithaladhwen: (See, if Sorune had picked up Kelne's "impending doom" sense, it'd be going off right about now.)
Der DWSage: (And this is his wind spell!)
Der DWSage: (And yes, it would.)
Lithaladhwen: (Because you KNOW that Yadi's gonna come find him.)
OnlineHost: DarkLordKelne rolled 1 20-sided die: 12
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 2 6-sided dice: 6 2
PapatymisonN: ...
PapatymisonN: Can you be a bit nicer, please?
PapatymisonN: Seems rude to be dredging up the past as you are.
Lithaladhwen: What? Why?
Der DWSage: (92 damage.)
Lithaladhwen: If by "the past" you mean several months....
Der DWSage: (And again, subdual. Knock 'em out, don't kill 'em.)
CGNakibe: *And the magic using thug goes down quite hard as well. Mid-stride too. The wall he runs into as a result probably doesn't hurt so much..*
Lithaladhwen: And anyway. I already talked to relevant people. Like ninja girl. She said he's cool.
Lithaladhwen: Myrnal?
Lithaladhwen: Yeah, that one.
CGNakibe: (What's that total, Kelne?)
Lithaladhwen: Huh.
PapatymisonN: ... in any event.
DarkLordKelne: (Working on it.)
PapatymisonN: Since I'm the only unintroduced one...
PapatymisonN: *stands and bows (I figure he sat at some point)* They call me Cardinal.
Lithaladhwen: ....*makes bird noises at him and then collapses into giggles*
DarkLordKelne: (27)
OnlineHost: CGNakibe rolled 1 20-sided die: 5
Lithaladhwen: *a fox makes his way into the clearing and stands next to Yadi*
Lithaladhwen: Alex! My good man Sir Alex is the one who smelled your dinner, Joss.
Der DWSage: (Ah, the joy of high-level characters against thugs...)
Lithaladhwen: But I promise we can feed ourselves without mooching.
PapatymisonN: ...
CGNakibe: *A shot rings out... that is BARELY dodged by the fleet-footed thief*
PapatymisonN: *grumble*
CGNakibe: *siiighs* Fine fine, I'll handle it.
Lithaladhwen: Good. 'Cuz I didn't invite you or your dog.
Lithaladhwen: Good. I just wanted to come say hi.
Der DWSage: 9.9 Oh, so gracious...I'll check the girl, then.
PapatymisonN: Hi.
Lithaladhwen: Haven't seen you since *dramavoice* The Night of the Great Exploding. *ahem* Or something.
CGNakibe: *... is that thief shrinking?... oh, wait, no, the cobblestones have suddenly become mudlike.*
Lithaladhwen: So hi all around!
Lithaladhwen: Hi to Joss, Hi to Cardinal, Hi from Yadali and Sir Alex.
Lithaladhwen: *yips*
CGNakibe: What the hell..? >.O;; *move move... not going anywhere*
PapatymisonN: Nice to meet you.
CGNakibe: Thank you, kind sirs.
DarkLordKelne: *Mutters irritably* Waste of good ammunition.
Lithaladhwen: Nice to meet you as well! Well, my good men. I have someone to stalk. If I bring food, can we come hang here?
CGNakibe: I don't... I mean... thank you. ^^;;;
Lithaladhwen: ....
Lithaladhwen: Um.
Lithaladhwen: I... Uh...sure.
Der DWSage: >_>
Lithaladhwen: IM: A man must be a good host.
DarkLordKelne: Still, it should at least attract the guard.
Der DWSage: True.
Der DWSage: You alright, miss?
PapatymisonN: ...
Lithaladhwen: IM: A gentleman who makes a good impression with good serving of meat and potatoes and stuff.
Lithaladhwen: I guess.
CGNakibe: Doma has FAR too many guards these days.
Lithaladhwen: Cool. We'll catch up. Seeya!
PapatymisonN: *drums his fingers on his kneepad, not knowing what to make of the awkward situation...*
Lithaladhwen: *she and the fox run off*
Der DWSage: And at the same time, not enough.
CGNakibe: Yes I... um... I think so.
Lithaladhwen: So, um.
Lithaladhwen: Am I imagining it... or is she crazy?
Der DWSage: *Nod* Well, if that's all, then I'll get going. And nice to see you have a little bit of hero in you, Kelne.
Lithaladhwen: *the fox pulls ahead and runs up to Sorune, yipping at him*
Lithaladhwen: =Hey! I know you!=
PapatymisonN: She's crazy.
Lithaladhwen: 'kay.
CGNakibe: Its probably right next to his spleen. Down by the.. 6.6 =Hello Fox=
Lithaladhwen: *stops and takes a few steps back*
DarkLordKelne: Bah.
Lithaladhwen: =You smell like the man who smoked with Yadi.*
Lithaladhwen: *=
Der DWSage: 6.6
CGNakibe: =Ah, brother always WAS a bit of a goof, yeah.=
Lithaladhwen: Alex: *is weirded out by gods, being but a fox*
PapatymisonN: So... the Night of the Great Exploding... whatever?
Der DWSage: =That's probably me.=
PapatymisonN: o.O
CGNakibe: Doubtful.
Lithaladhwen: =No. You're Sorune. The little one on you smells like Yadi's friend.=
Lithaladhwen: *suddenly, Sorune is glomped from behind by an elf-girl*
Lithaladhwen: Hi!
CGNakibe: Although I have to wonder why she was hanging out with him in the first... 6.6
Der DWSage: Erk!
Der DWSage: *Glomped, and...*
CGNakibe: Well hello there! ^^
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 20-sided die: 8
Lithaladhwen: And, um. Sorry about all the blowing up of stuff.
Der DWSage: *...Goes facedown into the cobblestones. Ow*
Lithaladhwen: Seems like I always have to apologize for that.
DarkLordKelne: Well, I can see you're among friends, Sorune.
Lithaladhwen: *Yadali perches on him and looks down at him* I'M BACK!
CGNakibe: And with friends like these.... ^^
Lithaladhwen: Howya been?
PapatymisonN: I've done worse.
DarkLordKelne: Who needs you?
CGNakibe: *Floating cross-legged an inch or two off the ground*
Lithaladhwen: Worse'n burning innocent people for some crazy cult? Because that's what you're beating here.
CGNakibe: You do. Duh.
Der DWSage: *Muffled response! Cobblestones make things incoherent*
PapatymisonN: ... I beat you alright.
Lithaladhwen: *yanks on his shoulder to turn him over*
CGNakibe: Otherwise those minions might not be the type of folks who're willing to find out what the center of Gaera is like. ^^
Der DWSage: *It sounds vaguely like 'Jus' fine' though*
Lithaladhwen: Jeez. Enunciate.
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 6-sided die: 5
PapatymisonN: ^_^ So, is it ready yet?
Der DWSage: *...Sorune's nose looks decidedly out of joint* I saib 'Neber bedder'
Lithaladhwen: *blinks at the fact that Cardinal might be worse than he is and nods at the soup*
Lithaladhwen: Yeah. Close.
CGNakibe: Something should be done about that... o.o
DarkLordKelne: Riiiight. Again. Sorune. Weird Kid.
CGNakibe: *touches Sorune's nose*
DarkLordKelne: *Makes his way off to retrieve the cat*
CGNakibe: *and magic happens.... leaving a rubber clown nose in its place*
PapatymisonN: Good, cuz I'm famished. Farida's resorting far too much to leftovers lately...
Lithaladhwen: Hey! *laughs* That was cool. Who're you? Alex says you smell like Reshtaha.
CGNakibe: See? Things look better with a kitty, Right?
Der DWSage: No, sday Kelne. Endoy the insbani...ty...?
Lithaladhwen: Baby thing I bet. Babies are crazy.
Der DWSage: *Out of sick, sick, curiousity...beeps his nose*
CGNakibe: Your fox has a good nose, Yadali.
CGNakibe: *Beep*
PapatymisonN: But I love him all the same.
DarkLordKelne: *Not turning around, oh no.*
Der DWSage: ...He says he's Nakibe.
Lithaladhwen: Alex: *for the record, is sniffing Naki right now*
Lithaladhwen: Oooooh.
Lithaladhwen: Because that would explain it.
CGNakibe: =So, is it spicy? Weird? Or what?_
Lithaladhwen: =Weird. You don't smell like you've been anywhere.=
CGNakibe: Alex tells me you've been hanging out with brother Reshtaha, yes.
Lithaladhwen: =You just smell like you. The other one didn't even smell like smoke.=
CGNakibe: Smoking with him.
Lithaladhwen: Well, yeah!
CGNakibe: =You can't smell like you've been anywhere when you are everywhere.= *sage nod*
CGNakibe: 9.9 Resh always WAS a weird one.
Der DWSage: ...
CGNakibe: And that's funny coming from me.
Lithaladhwen: We settled some stuff out, and we're cool now. He shares my stash.
PapatymisonN: (Resh: *WHAP* Goof.)
CGNakibe: Good stuff. ^^
Der DWSage: IM:Okay, either Yadali's gone nuts, or I really did have a god of Chaos on my head.
Lithaladhwen: I don't think he's so weird. But then I guess you'd know.
Lithaladhwen: (Welcome to Doma, Sorune.)
CGNakibe: T: Hey, you were a nicer ride than most folks.
Lithaladhwen: *steps back away from Nakibe to hang with Yadi where he's safe*
CGNakibe: T: I think Stephan has tried to knock me off a few times.
Der DWSage: Y'know, as much as I like having attractive young druidesses perched on me...it's generally something I reserve for my wife.
Lithaladhwen: Yeah, okay. Potatoes are done.
Der DWSage: IM:You know, that explains quite a bit.
Lithaladhwen: Meat was good a few minute ago.
PapatymisonN: Great. Let's eat. ^_^
CGNakibe: So why not have kids?
CGNakibe: Craaaaazy druid kids~!
Der DWSage: I do have a son.
Lithaladhwen: *clambers off of Sorune*
PapatymisonN: (And a bit of deus ex machina...)
CGNakibe: (Naki: Hey, I'm not a machine.)
Lithaladhwen: Are you saying I should have babies with Sorune? Because we've already been over this. I mean, look at him.
Der DWSage: ...And shouldn't we do something about the guy stuck in mud? I think I only see his head and his hand.
Lithaladhwen: *points at Sorune* Their father is insane.
PapatymisonN: *and, from the sky... all of a sudden...*
Lithaladhwen: I can't do anything about his children.
CGNakibe: It COULD have been any number of other things, you know.
Der DWSage: ...There goes his head.
CGNakibe: Chocolate pudding next time, maybe.
Lithaladhwen: *the boy and Cardinal are fed beef stew*
PapatymisonN: *an oddly shaped piece of wood with a twin sets of wheels on the bottom drops right on Naki's head*
CGNakibe: 9.9
PapatymisonN: *WHACK!*
CGNakibe: HEY.
CGNakibe: QUIT THAT. >.o;;
Der DWSage: *Naki is away from Sorune's head by now, I hope*
CGNakibe: *thankfully yes*
Lithaladhwen: *looks up* Huh?
Lithaladhwen: It's raining wheels.
PapatymisonN: *on it is the nifty logo that says, "SHUSH YOU"*
Der DWSage: *Sits up, begins walking to the guy in the mud!*
CGNakibe: No. Why SHOULD I shush?
PapatymisonN: *and an anvil drops right behind him*
CGNakibe: *is talking to... the...*dodges slightly to the side*
Der DWSage: *...And away from the Godling fight*
CGNakibe: <.< Isn't that MY department bro?
Lithaladhwen: Oh! People and crap! There's a pyro boy making beef stew and I can kill us something awesome to eat so we can go hang out with him because we really aren't doing anything but having a god-argument, which you can do anytime.
Lithaladhwen: Right?
CGNakibe: That's true isn't it bro. We can do this ANYTIME.
Der DWSage: >_>
PapatymisonN: ... oh, fine.
Der DWSage: Doma gets weirder and weirder by the day.
CGNakibe: I DO try. ^^
CGNakibe: Why do you think Amana's been here so long?
PapatymisonN: *and a redskinned, longhorned, wifebeater clad, be-dreadlocked god appears*
PapatymisonN: I'll show up. Hey, Yadali.
Lithaladhwen: *grins and waves furiously*
CGNakibe: Been a while, Resh.
Der DWSage: Because various gods are vindictive and hate people.
Lithaladhwen: *yips at Resh*
CGNakibe: Hey, I'm not vindictive.
CGNakibe: God of Chaos.
Der DWSage: *Goes to pull mudman out*
PapatymisonN: =Hey Alex. How's stuff?=
CGNakibe: If you want hate brother Nikumu is probably proud to angst you to death. *eyeroll*
PapatymisonN: He needs a vacation.
Lithaladhwen: Ew. Nikumu.
CGNakibe: He needs a LIFE.
FFFan80: *because it's not already crazy enough as it is*
PapatymisonN: He needs to get LAID.
Lithaladhwen: =Hi! Good! Yadali's going to feed us!=
Der DWSage: And a spanking from Ishtar, I'm sure.
CGNakibe: 500 millenia is FAR too long.
PapatymisonN: =Cool! Can I come?=
Lithaladhwen: Nikumu needs a good smack from his mom, I tell you what.
FFFan80: *a pair of gentlemen are walking nearby, not very happy*
CGNakibe: >.>;;; Can you NOT call mom this way please?
Lithaladhwen: =Yeah. You should.=
Lithaladhwen: Even to smack Nikumu?
PapatymisonN: =I'm in.=
CGNakibe: ... She'll probably smack ME too.
FFFan80: *one has long brown hair, a tan overcoat, and rather angry blue eyes*
PapatymisonN: *snicker*
CGNakibe: I'm not even doing anything WRONG.
PapatymisonN: For once.
Lithaladhwen: I'll vouch for you. I'll say everyone here is all friends and being nice.
CGNakibe: How was I supposed to know that the stupid mage would want to resurrect that zombie horde?
FFFan80: *a similar looking gentleman with shorter hair is being pushed along, his hands tied in the back and his green eyes seething with anger*
CGNakibe: I swear. Mortals.
CGNakibe: *siiigh*
PapatymisonN: ... speaking of which...
Lithaladhwen: .....Whoa! STEPHAN!
FFFan80: ...I cannot... bloody f#$king believe... you're doing this to me... e.e+++
Der DWSage: <_<
Lithaladhwen: *wavewave* Hey you crazy bastard. What's up?
CGNakibe: HIIIII~! *waves*
PapatymisonN: *waves* Hi.
Lithaladhwen: Need a hand?
CGNakibe: ^_^
FFFan80: ...just shut up and keep walking, you've made a Godsdamn embarrasment out of yourself enough tod...
Der DWSage: *Has pulled an unconscious thug out by now!*
FFFan80: .....o_o? Eh?
PapatymisonN: ^_^
FFFan80: ....o\/o?
CGNakibe: >:d
FFFan80: ......
Der DWSage: *And simply leaves him on the ground* Hey Daniel. Stephan.
FFFan80: .......
CGNakibe: *>:D
Lithaladhwen: Oh! I do this all the time. I'm Yadali Volpecula and this is Sir Alex and why is Stephan tied up?
FFFan80: *RUUUUNNNNNNNNNSSSSSS* @\/@
Der DWSage: >_>
PapatymisonN: o.o Excitable little fella...
Der DWSage: Wow. Your brother has an impressive rate of speed.
CGNakibe: See? He's glad to see me.
FFFan80: *dragged along!* >_@ GAAAAH!!!! OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!!!!!!
Lithaladhwen: Ha!
Lithaladhwen: Stephan is a hoot.
Lithaladhwen: Crazy cityboy.
CGNakibe: Although I don't think now is the time for a marathon. o.o
Der DWSage: ...Couldn't you teleport right on top of his head?
PapatymisonN: ... should we do something, Nak?
CGNakibe: I COULD.
CGNakibe: But where would the FUN be?
CGNakibe: In the doing something, I mean.
Lithaladhwen: Where WOULDN'T it be?
PapatymisonN: ... oh, can't let it happen.
Lithaladhwen: I mean, come on!
CGNakibe: Teleporting onto his head would be just hilarious. Again.
Der DWSage: Making him go into a catatonic fit by constantly appearing in front of him?
PapatymisonN: (Did you want to stick around, Dan?)
PapatymisonN: (Or was that STRICTLY a cameo?)
CGNakibe: That would be mean and horrible and wrong. o.o
Der DWSage: So you'll be doing it, then.
Lithaladhwen: Whoa. Why would Stephan go into a fit? I mean, aside from the usual?
CGNakibe: ... Yep
Der DWSage: I think the answer has something to do with 'Stephanie.'
Lithaladhwen: .....Okay, that's just weird.
CGNakibe: What can I say, it works.
Der DWSage: Yeah. I've heard stories that the brothers occasionally end up as sisters.
Lithaladhwen: o_o
PapatymisonN: ... ah, they're already gone...
CGNakibe: Hasn't been me doing that in a while.
CGNakibe: Feh. Maybe some other time then.
Der DWSage: ...Pity he ran off.
Der DWSage: I could've used some help dragging these guys to a guard outpost.
Lithaladhwen: Want me to eat them?
Lithaladhwen: *makes chomping motions with her hands*
Der DWSage: I'd prefer you didn't.
Der DWSage: Jail can be a lot more punishing.
PapatymisonN: Oh. Nak. Before we eat. Sev run*?
CGNakibe: You'd get indigestion off that one over there anyway *points to the one stuck down in the street*
Lithaladhwen: Aw, man. That means I have to actually kill something for us to eat.
CGNakibe: Now?
Der DWSage: ...Sev run?
PapatymisonN: It's a store.
Der DWSage: Ah.
Lithaladhwen: Yeah. You should deity us up some food, Reshtaha.
CGNakibe: So are lots of things. >:P
PapatymisonN: (*7-Eleven.)
PapatymisonN: Sure thing, Yadi.
CGNakibe: Fine fine.
FFFan80: (....*beats Charles*)
PapatymisonN: Want another slurpee?
Lithaladhwen: Yeah. The green one.
PapatymisonN: (He's an Earth aficionado. Sue me.)
PapatymisonN: Kay.
Lithaladhwen: I tried the blue one last time.
FFFan80: (*does*)
Der DWSage: *Shrugs, looks at Yadali* I'd prefer they be left to the legal system. More chance of them being left to a 400 pound man named 'dominant Ted.'
PapatymisonN: I'll tell April you said hi.
CGNakibe: Get me a Sobe. And some jerky. Haven't had that in a while.
Lithaladhwen: Can't they be left to a four hundred pound bear named Yadali?
PapatymisonN: Kay...
Der DWSage: This leaves more mental scarring.
CGNakibe: Actually this week its "Friendly Al"
Lithaladhwen: *sighs*
Lithaladhwen: You never let me have any fun. Oh, and I need to talk to you later.
PapatymisonN: Anyone else want something to eat? Candy? Flattened fried potatoes? Flavoured fizzy water?
Lithaladhwen: But that's later.
Lithaladhwen: *yips*
Der DWSage: I'll probably be at a guard station.
Lithaladhwen: =The dry meat in a bag.=
PapatymisonN: =Yes, Alex?=
Lithaladhwen: *laughs at her fox*
CGNakibe: You know, you probably shouldn't be stopping by that plane so often.
Lithaladhwen: He likes the jerky.
PapatymisonN: =Sure thing, buddy.=
PapatymisonN: No one seems to care.
Der DWSage: *Goes to drag the three crooks into roughly the same spot*
PapatymisonN: Be right back. *vanishes*
Lithaladhwen: *sits on the ground with her fox*
PapatymisonN: (Pseudo calsone run!)
Lithaladhwen: IM: What're we gonna do, Alex....
CGNakibe: *a quick wave of the hands and the crooks are tied up... with little blocks of odd material?*
CGNakibe: *They're almost like children's blocks... except hollow on one side.*
Lithaladhwen: (Sweet.)
CGNakibe: (Sage, for that you have no one to blame but yourself. >:P)
Lithaladhwen: Whoa. Holy freaking flying Wistaire. Those are neat.
Lithaladhwen: *taps the blocks* What're they made of?
Der DWSage: (No, no I don't.)
Der DWSage: ...Huh. Very...shiny.
CGNakibe: New material. They're not exactly edible if you're thinking that.
Der DWSage: *Rubs it* It's almost like glass.
Lithaladhwen: I don't eat everything I see, thanks.
Der DWSage: Except without the entire 'clear' thing.
Lithaladhwen: Just the meat things.
Lithaladhwen: And only when I need to.
CGNakibe: Back where they're from they'd call it plastic.
Lithaladhwen: Oh. I think Resh mentioned that stuff when we were eating last time. People throw a lot of it away.
Lithaladhwen: *abruptly loses interest*
CGNakibe: They're actually a fun toy for kids where they're from.
CGNakibe: Good for building stuff.
Lithaladhwen: *shrugs*
Der DWSage: *Nods*
CGNakibe: Except sometimes they get... really really stuck. ^^
Lithaladhwen: *sits with her fox again, whispering in his ear*
Lithaladhwen: *she's saying some shit about drow*
Lithaladhwen: *eats a bug*
Der DWSage: I can see why they'd be popular...they look a lot like the playing logs from back home.
CGNakibe: Similar concept, yeah.
PapatymisonN: *pops back in, with two bags* OK, I'm back...
Der DWSage: What were they called again...I can never remember.
CGNakibe: It really IS a bad thing when Doma is too peaceful, you know. >.>
Der DWSage: *Shrugs* In any case. I suppose it falls on one of us to drag these guys elsewhere, and Kelne already left before responsibility could be applied.
PapatymisonN: Let's see... SoBe Orange Carrot and Original Flavour Jerky for Nak... *hands it over*
Der DWSage: And you call this peaceful, with fights between gods in the middle of the street and Druids attempting to eat thugs?
CGNakibe: Orange? How'd you guess?
Lithaladhwen: I attempted nothing.
PapatymisonN: Random guess.
Lithaladhwen: If I'd really attempted it, I'd have gotten at least one before you stopped me. *grin*
CGNakibe: If Yadali wanted to eat the thugs that badly she would've already.
Lithaladhwen: See? Nakibe knows.
PapatymisonN: Swamp Water slurpee for Yadi... *hands it over*
Lithaladhwen: Yeah...*grabs it* Thanks!
PapatymisonN: Teriyaki jerky for Alex... *gives it up*
CGNakibe: Trust me, Sorune. For Doma this is probably as lacking in fun as you can get.
Lithaladhwen: *Yadali takes it for the fox and starts hand-feeding it to him*
Der DWSage: ...Possible, but unlikely.
PapatymisonN: And a giant hotdog and a bottle of Jones Soda for me. ^_^
Der DWSage: Next you'll be wanting another demon invasion.
Lithaladhwen: *happy little growly noises*
Der DWSage: IM:I DID NOT JUST SAY THAT.
CGNakibe: ... and you're talking to the God of Chaos. >.>
Der DWSage: IM:FUCK.
CGNakibe: You're telling ME about Unlikely?
Lithaladhwen: *snickers*
PapatymisonN: ... I can talk to Kayne... he's not busy.
Lithaladhwen: Can we not have invasions?
Lithaladhwen: I don't want one.
Lithaladhwen: I veto.
PapatymisonN: ... you can do that now?
Lithaladhwen: I can do that. I'm a diplomat and some other stuff.
PapatymisonN: Huh. I thought god outranked diplomat. Go figure.
CGNakibe: You're fun, Yadali. But unfortunately its not something you get say in. Maybe later.
Lithaladhwen: Yeah, but you're still a guy. And that means you're wrong when you disagree.
Lithaladhwen: See?
CGNakibe: *snickers*
PapatymisonN: ... good point. ^_^
CGNakibe: I must admit, she's got the logic down.
PapatymisonN: *POP*
Der DWSage: I'm not sure the double X chromosome logic applies to gods.
Lithaladhwen: Double what?
PapatymisonN: *is a chick*
CGNakibe: The fun thing is that Sorune's point makes itself.
Lithaladhwen: Uh uh.
Lithaladhwen: *casts a spell on herself*
PapatymisonN: Now am I right all the time?
Der DWSage: Oh, sorry. Layman's terms. The 'Females equal right' logic.
Lithaladhwen: *Looks like Reshtaha*
Lithaladhwen: But now I outrank YOU!
CGNakibe: *chuckles*
Lithaladhwen: Ha!
CGNakibe: *turns into a clone of Alex* *yip!*
Lithaladhwen: Because if looking like a girl makes you a girl, then looking like a god means that I'm a God.
Lithaladhwen: o_o
PapatymisonN: I'm me but a chick. I'm the ultimate Me... to you.
PapatymisonN: Plus, I got a nice rack. Look! *stares*
Lithaladhwen: You're crazy. But it's true. You do.
PapatymisonN: Mom really had the right idea. ^_^
Lithaladhwen: I like mine better.
CGNakibe: *nips Resh's leg*
Lithaladhwen: *is herself again*
PapatymisonN: ...
PapatymisonN: *PUNT!* ^_^
Der DWSage: *Begins taking the crooks to justice before he puts his foot into his mouth again!*
PapatymisonN: *is himself*
Lithaladhwen: (Wow. This is so fucked up.)
CGNakibe: *ANIMAL CRUELTY OHNOES!*
PapatymisonN: That was great. ^_^
CGNakibe: T: Screw you guys! I'm going home!
CGNakibe: *ting*
Lithaladhwen: Aw. He left. I liked him.
Lithaladhwen: I bet he'd get to be a pain, but he was fun.
PapatymisonN: Eh. He has his moments.
PapatymisonN: (Resh looked like this, but red and hornier.)
Lithaladhwen: (.....)
Lithaladhwen: (That chick is weird-looking.)
Der DWSage: (She is, isn't she?)
Der DWSage: (Now, I debate either sleep or bringing in another character...)
PapatymisonN: (She's from the video game I'm currently obsessed with.)
Der DWSage: (Because various characters of mine would amuse me in this situation, unlike Sorune.)
CGNakibe: (>.>;;; I'm not obsessed! I can stop anytime I want...)
Lithaladhwen: (You can do what all the rest of us did. And Yadali really is going to have to find Sorune at some point. She didn't come back to Igala to play with gods.)
CGNakibe: (Fun though they may sometimes be)
PapatymisonN: (Better image of her. She's in the middle.)
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Lithaladhwen: (What's all the stuff on her face?)
Der DWSage: (Tattoos.)
PapatymisonN: (Tattoos, I guess. They're common in the game's world.)
Lithaladhwen: (Who's the cutie on the left with the dark hair?)
Lithaladhwen: (Anyway! Sage, any idea what you want to do?)
PapatymisonN: (That's Keira.)
PapatymisonN: (Another love interest for the main character of the game.)
DarkLordKelne: (And all this time I thought Daxter was the main character...
PapatymisonN: (He would be if he did more than make snarky comments in cutscenes and be slightly useful for minigames. <.<)
Der DWSage: (Hm.)
Der DWSage: (1, I sleep. 2, new character. 3, Sorune sticks around.)
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 3-sided die: 2
PapatymisonN: (Although from the commentary from the "actors" (AKA the voice actors pretending to be the characters that were recruited for the game), he's a big ladies man...)
Der DWSage: (New it is! Now...Bill, Tolaris, or Kali? I roll if there's no preference.)
PapatymisonN: (Both the redhead and the blonde in the image have crushes on him.)
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 3-sided die: 3
Lithaladhwen: (I've already stated my preference.)
Lithaladhwen: (I like the dark-haired girl.)
Lithaladhwen: (Kali, Sage?)
PapatymisonN: (The goddess, of course. The more deities, the merrier!)
DarkLordKelne: (Hn. *Ponders*)
CGNakibe: (Mew?)
CGNakibe: (Sage's clone needs to leave.)
Lithaladhwen has left the room.
Lithaladhwen has entered the room.
Lithaladhwen: (AIM crash.)
Lithaladhwen: (Miss anything?)
CGNakibe: (Nothing yet. Sage's clone is still here...)
Der DWSage has left the room.
Der DWSage has entered the room.
Der DWSage: (There we go.)
Der DWSage: (Anyway. Was there a preference? Because the last thing I saw was my roll.)
Lithaladhwen: (No preference.)
Lithaladhwen: (I was booted shortly thereafter.)
PapatymisonN: (I kinda like Bill...)
Der DWSage: (...Know what? I need sleep.)
CGNakibe: (LIAR. >:{)
Der DWSage: (G'night folks.)
DarkLordKelne: (Night.)
CGNakibe: (Night Sage. Sleep well.)
PapatymisonN: (See ya.)
Lithaladhwen: (Bye!)
Lithaladhwen: (We've been OOC-chatting for so long that I'm losing my RP-stamina as well. I don't know how long I can maintain the ADD.)
PapatymisonN: (Eh. I had fun. That was the point.)
CGNakibe: (*getting sucked back into Okami* @.@)
Lithaladhwen: (I had fun, too. Yadali gets them some fish. They have them with chips.)
Lithaladhwen: (There may or may not be pot later.)
CGNakibe: (Crazy hippies. >:{{{ )
Lithaladhwen: (Pretty much. Someone send me a log tomorrow once we're done with this room? *pokes Charles*)
PapatymisonN: (Yeah. Done and done.)