PapatymisonN: (Welcome back.)
Lithaladhwen: (Hey.)
Lithaladhwen
: (This computer won't let me use the disc drive, which is aggravating me to no end. Anyway.)
PapatymisonN
: (I'll save it.)
Lithaladhwen: (No, I'm trying to install something. It won't acknowledge that there's a disk in the drive.)
Lithaladhwen
: (I've rebooted it three times.)
PapatymisonN
: (... weird.)
Lithaladhwen: (Anyway. Annoyance aside.)
PapatymisonN
: (Start us up.)
Lithaladhwen: *After making a run to the druid village about a mile away, Yadali was relieved to find that other settlements had long ago stopped questioning her presence. She visited an old childhood friend who had always had better luck than she at finding those... special recreational herbs she made such heavy use of when stressed. Now was one of those times.*
Lithaladhwen
: *She curled up under a tree with her "nephew" and settled in for a rare moment of calm in a life full of frantic and seemingly-random activity.*
PapatymisonN
: (Shall he just... pop in?)
Lithaladhwen: (Whatever you like. She wouldn't really think to go looking for him, now would she?)
PapatymisonN
: *a young man, pale skin, long, thick dreadlocks, and a wifebeater and jeans approaches* Hi.
Lithaladhwen: *Her lip curls in a snarl and she stands* Why are you here? If you're lost, the way out is south until you hit the river. Follow that east. If you're not lost, I suggest you turn around anyway.
Lithaladhwen
: You're no druid. And you're not welcome here.
PapatymisonN
: Hey, hey, hey, just calm down... I just heard from somewhere that, uh...
PapatymisonN: You had some primo bud...?
Lithaladhwen: *head tilt* And where'd you hear that? You're not from around here, and I think you're full of shit. Do you know what happens to outsiders who hang around here?
Lithaladhwen
: (Yadi: Get offa my lawn, you!)
PapatymisonN
: They die, get processed by my reapers, and are sent to the appropriate section of the afterlife?
Lithaladhwen: Some of them, yeah. Others we keep.
Lithaladhwen
: So? Tell me what you're doing here, or I choose for you.
PapatymisonN
: *sits next to her* I'm here to smoke up. Like you.
Lithaladhwen: I'm here because I live here. I can do as I please.
Lithaladhwen
: You don't, and you may not. *stands*
Lithaladhwen
: *Alex moves closer to Resh, starts to sniff him, and then backs away.*
Lithaladhwen
: ...
Lithaladhwen
: *yips at her nephew and seems disconcerted at his answer*
Lithaladhwen
: What are you?
PapatymisonN
: I can tell you the normal way, or the flashy way.
PapatymisonN: I kinda want flashy way, cuz I don't do that often.
Lithaladhwen: Sure. Just don't break anything important. Like me or anything nearby.
PapatymisonN
: ^_^ Sweet.
PapatymisonN: *gets up, and... changes...*
PapatymisonN: *his attire turns to a pitch black shawl, rimmed in red...*
PapatymisonN: *his skin turns crimson, scaly, and fangs and horns stretch into being*
PapatymisonN: *as if backlit by a bloody sun, he gazes upon her, eyes bright like lanterns*
Lithaladhwen: ....*her eyes widen briefly, and then she...snarls... and steps between him and her fox*
Lithaladhwen
: I know you.
Lithaladhwen
: (She's totally seen him before, under less friendly circumstances. There was an incident with one of his avatars.)
PapatymisonN
: I AM RESHTAHA, RULER OF THE UNDERWORLD, KEEPER OF SOULS, WIELDER OF DARKNESS...
Lithaladhwen
: >.o
Lithaladhwen
: I KNOW! SHUT IT OR YOU'LL SCARE EVERYTHING AWAY!
Lithaladhwen
: *claps her hands over her mouth*
PapatymisonN
: *changes back*
PapatymisonN: Hey, you wanted the flashy way.
PapatymisonN: Now, you wanna get blazed or not?
Lithaladhwen: I don't like your choice of avatars. Do you even pay attention? Elaith? That fucking freak? Sorry we killed him and all, I mean, I'm sure you had awesome reasons for letting whatever misguided fragment of yourself into that guy, but I think it sucked.
PapatymisonN
: ... *shrugs* Sorry.
Lithaladhwen: Hm. Okay, then.
Lithaladhwen
: I just felt like I had to get that out there.
PapatymisonN
: Oh, by all means.
Lithaladhwen: He was going to ruin everything, and cover it with abominable monstrosities. I'm not cool with that. Not on my land.
PapatymisonN
: ... I really need a Customer Service desk or something...
Lithaladhwen: Meh. Whatever. I apparently can bitch at you without getting blasted, so that covers my needs.
Lithaladhwen
: *holds out her own joint* Here. Take mine. I'll roll another.
PapatymisonN
: Thanks...
PapatymisonN: *uses his thumb as a lighter*
Lithaladhwen: Cool.
PapatymisonN
: I saw it in a cartoon...
PapatymisonN: ... ... and that's MUCH better... ^_^
Lithaladhwen: So, if you're a god, can't you just will yourself high? I mean, that's possible, right?
Lithaladhwen
: (And....we begin the impertinent questions.)
PapatymisonN
: And where, my dear Yadali, is the fun in that?
PapatymisonN: Plus, you of all people need to see my good side...
Lithaladhwen: Eh. Death is cool.
Lithaladhwen
: I mean, if things didn't die, nothing'd fertilize the ground and make other things live.
Lithaladhwen
: Eventually I'll die, my people will eat me, and things continue as normal.
Lithaladhwen
: It's just the weird unnatural grey areas that I'm going to destroy, no matter how much you like them. It's just my thing.
PapatymisonN
: I hear ya.
Lithaladhwen: So you do your thing and I'll do mine, and if that's all cool with you than I see no reason not to share my stash.
Lithaladhwen
: At least I know you aren't some random outsider here to poach in our territory.
PapatymisonN
: *takes a hit*
Lithaladhwen: *rolls her own and does likewise*
PapatymisonN
: Nope... just a guy wantin' to get high...
Lithaladhwen: I approve.
Lithaladhwen
: *snaps her fingers and calls Alex over, who seems reassured by Yadali's apparent comfort with the situation.
Lithaladhwen
: *
Lithaladhwen
: *curls up on the opposite side of Yadali, and peers around at Resh, sniffing the air*
PapatymisonN
: *waves to the dog* Hey lil buddy... ^_^
PapatymisonN: How ya doing?
PapatymisonN: Uh... wait... um...
PapatymisonN: How's tha go?
Lithaladhwen: *blinks and sniffs some more*
PapatymisonN
: ... oh yeah...
PapatymisonN: =How ya doing, little dog buddy...?=
Lithaladhwen: =Fine. I remember you. You were bad. And smelled different.=
PapatymisonN
: =That was a= douchebag =with my powers...=
Lithaladhwen: =Don't know. Our pack was in danger. Yadali said so.=
Lithaladhwen
: =He's okay, Alex. That was part of him. This is the good part. The smoking part.=
Lithaladhwen
: *sneezes*
PapatymisonN
: Ehehhehheh... he sneezed... ^^
Lithaladhwen: I think this is a little stronger than he's used to. Stronger than I'm used to, as well. *grabs a strawberry from a nearby plant and eats it* But then again that's the point.
Lithaladhwen
: It's apparently strong enough to attract gods. How you liking it?
PapatymisonN
: ... uh... I... think this is some of the best shit I've had... ^_^
PapatymisonN: ... heheheheheheh...
Lithaladhwen: *giggles* Awesome. This is where you get it. No pollution or dumb shit.
Lithaladhwen
: I'll tell you if I find more.
Lithaladhwen
: But....
Lithaladhwen
: *looks around suspiciously* You can't tell anybody else we have it. Or else they'll come for it. They go after your natural resources, you know. The city people. If they hear that we have better weed.....
Lithaladhwen
: There'll be no end to them.
Lithaladhwen
: They'll come in waves. On airships and through portals to take it.
Lithaladhwen
: And they'll take the land and pollute everything and there won't be any druids anymore.
Lithaladhwen
: So keep the weed a secret, 'kay?
PapatymisonN
: ... whoa... they'd really DO that?
Lithaladhwen: *w* Yeah. They're crazy.
Lithaladhwen
: *w* Like, my friend Chandler? He's great, but he's nuts.
Lithaladhwen
: *w* Even he can't know. I trust him and all, but they just can't control themselves sometimes.
Lithaladhwen
: *w* It's all conquest and pillaging. They hear about one good thing, they take them all. Best if they never know we're here.
PapatymisonN
: *nods, and puts his fingers to his lips* Shhhhhhhhh... ehehehehhe...
Lithaladhwen: *giggles* Exactly.
Lithaladhwen
: Secret.
Lithaladhwen
: Our secret. But I'll tell you, because you aren't a city person. That means it's okay. I think.
Lithaladhwen
: *nods*
PapatymisonN
: Yea. I'm like, totally a... uh...
PapatymisonN: ...
PapatymisonN: ... hold on, uh...
Lithaladhwen: Whoa.
Lithaladhwen
: You're....
Lithaladhwen
: Yeah.
PapatymisonN
: Realm of the Gods type... ... is that it?
PapatymisonN: I dunno...
Lithaladhwen: .....YEAH.
PapatymisonN
: ... YEAH...
Lithaladhwen: You're all....up there and stuff.
Lithaladhwen
: Or over there.
Lithaladhwen
: Or down there.
Lithaladhwen
: You're somewhere else entirely. Wherever.
Lithaladhwen
: Just not a city.
PapatymisonN
: So totally not...
PapatymisonN: There's um... not enough gods to make a city...
PapatymisonN: It's... like... a village...
PapatymisonN: That controoooooooooools...
PapatymisonN: The planet.
PapatymisonN: ... ... yeah.
Lithaladhwen: YEEEAAAH. Only different.
Lithaladhwen
: Wait!
Lithaladhwen
: What about, like... Wistaire and Freneth and Sarahane and Mekk and stuff.
Lithaladhwen
: Do they live on the edge of the village?
Lithaladhwen
: Or do they, like.... not?
PapatymisonN
: ... ... we... I... they don't LIKE us...
Lithaladhwen: Oh, dude. That sucks.
Lithaladhwen
: So do they, like... have their own village?
Lithaladhwen
: Does Tunare ever go there?
Lithaladhwen
: Cuz she should.
Lithaladhwen
: They're like... all around in nature and stuff.
Lithaladhwen
: She should visit.
PapatymisonN
: I... I dunno...
PapatymisonN: I'll ask her, I think...
PapatymisonN: ... *SNICKER*
PapatymisonN: Dude, I TOTALLY said I'll ask her, I THINk...
PapatymisonN: Like... I MIGHT ask her, but I FOR SURE will ask her... MAYBE...
PapatymisonN: ... ... dude, I think I'm high. o.o
Lithaladhwen: *giggles again*
Lithaladhwen
: You are.
Lithaladhwen
: You're so high.
Lithaladhwen
: You're like... all CRAZY and stuff.
PapatymisonN
: Well, HEY, little mortal, yuuuuuuuuuuu are gettin' there yerself...
Lithaladhwen: I'm so not! *grabs more strawberrys* Holy crap these are good.
Lithaladhwen
: I am sooooo not high.
Lithaladhwen
: You're high, your Godly Highness.
Lithaladhwen
: *snickers*
PapatymisonN
: ... well... uh... yeah...
PapatymisonN: But, if I, a Godly Highness, am high, than YOU, a Fleshy ... Lowness... *snicker*
PapatymisonN: Should be flyyyyyyyyyyin' like a little... whatchacallit...
PapatymisonN: Kite.
Lithaladhwen: Your Highness. Heh. Godly Highness of being high.
Lithaladhwen
: And I have been smoking since... well, I dunno. Not so long as you, but a while. And I. Can tell.
Lithaladhwen
: When I'm hiiiiiiiiggggghhhhhhhh.....*giggle*
PapatymisonN
: ... aaaaaaaaaaaand?
Lithaladhwen: Okay. I'm a little gone.
Lithaladhwen
: You might be right.
PapatymisonN
: I'm always right. I'm ... Reeeeeeeeeeshataha...
PapatymisonN: ... *SNICKER*
Lithaladhwen: *throws her head back and laughs*
PapatymisonN
: Ah, man, I'm so done...
Lithaladhwen: Here. Eat a strawberry. They're CRAZY. Just like... feel them in your mouth when you eat them.
Lithaladhwen
: *offers a handful*
Lithaladhwen
: They're all.... berryish.
PapatymisonN
: ... wanna seeeeeeeeee something?
Lithaladhwen: o.o
Lithaladhwen
: *w* Yeah!
PapatymisonN
: *w* Kay.
PapatymisonN: *opens his mouth... and it unhinges... like a snake's!*
PapatymisonN: *drops the whole handful into his mouth...*
PapatymisonN: *chews... *
Lithaladhwen: .......Cooooool.
PapatymisonN
: *aaaaaaaand spits the green parts out into his hand*
PapatymisonN: *gulp* Ta daaaaaaaah...
Lithaladhwen: *claps* Heh heh.
Lithaladhwen
: That was awesome.
Lithaladhwen
: So like. Guess what. Do you, like... talk to Kazeros?
Lithaladhwen
: Because he's SO AWESOME. He said I'm going to have tons and tons of babies.
Lithaladhwen
: Like, lots.
Lithaladhwen
: As in many.
PapatymisonN
: Oh, yeah. All the time.
PapatymisonN: He's such a cool guy...
Lithaladhwen: Tell him I said hi! I mean, every time I see a temple or something I poke my head in and yell hello, but in case he's busy or something, you should totally tell him Yadali says howdy.
Lithaladhwen
: Because Yadali does.
Lithaladhwen
: *waves at Resh*
PapatymisonN
: Okay... I so totally would do that...
PapatymisonN: ... man... always happens...
PapatymisonN: ... got the munchies.
Lithaladhwen: Oh! There are blueberries about two minutes from here.
Lithaladhwen
: Bear told me.
Lithaladhwen
: I bet she wouldn't mind sharing.
Lithaladhwen
: Wanna go hit up the blueberry bush?
PapatymisonN
: Nah, I waaaaaaaaant...
PapatymisonN: ... Doritos.
PapatymisonN: Cool Ranch... Doritos.
Lithaladhwen: Well, I don't have your crazy godfood, so if you want whatever that is, you gotta bring it yourself.
PapatymisonN
: Here, come with me...
PapatymisonN: *stands, with difficulty, and offers his hand...*
Lithaladhwen: *takes his hand and still falls over onto the ground*
Lithaladhwen
: *laughs*
Lithaladhwen
: Okay, seriously. I can do this.
PapatymisonN
: *when she stands, she finds that she's standing on a lonely intersection in the dead of night...
PapatymisonN: *
Lithaladhwen: ....
Lithaladhwen
: Whoa. I'm tripping so hard right now.
PapatymisonN
: *in front of them is an odd building, lit up like the day, with all kinds of things inside, and writing everywhere*
Lithaladhwen: (Is Alex there?)
PapatymisonN
: (Yep.)
Lithaladhwen: 6_6 Cool. At least we didn't leave him.
Lithaladhwen
: *sniffing furiously at the air in front of the crazy lit-up place*
Lithaladhwen
: Dude. Reshtaha.
Lithaladhwen
: This place is lit even more than we are.
Lithaladhwen
: *snickers*
PapatymisonN
: *giggles happily*
PapatymisonN: C'mon, let's go in...
Lithaladhwen: Exploration! Yes.
PapatymisonN
: Yeah, they call this a 7-Eleven... it's like a food shop...
Lithaladhwen: Where do they grow it all?
PapatymisonN
: *goes in, the cashier, a squat woman with zits, shoots a hello to them*
PapatymisonN: Uh... it's ... shipped in, I think...
Lithaladhwen: Shipped? What do you mean, shipped? Like, they bring it on boats? Doesn't it go bad?
PapatymisonN
: No, no... *
PapatymisonN: *picks up his beloved bag*
PapatymisonN: See, first, they make the food, WAY far away.
PapatymisonN: Then, they put it in bags like this, aaaaaaaand... it stays fresh.
Lithaladhwen: ...*pokes the bag and winces as it crinkles*
Lithaladhwen
: What's it made of?
PapatymisonN
: Something they call... uh...
PapatymisonN: Plastic...
PapatymisonN: Yeah. It's like rubber, but ... thinner.
PapatymisonN: And... *opens it*
PapatymisonN: REAL thin metal inside...
Lithaladhwen: *peers in*
Lithaladhwen
: What happens when you're done with the bag? Can you use it again?
Lithaladhwen
: *sniffs* Smells good.
PapatymisonN
: ... I dunno... I usually just pop them and throw them away...
Lithaladhwen: *steps back* Well, I'm not gonna do that.
PapatymisonN
: OK.
PapatymisonN: We'll use it for.. uh... something...
Lithaladhwen: Um. Hm.
PapatymisonN
: ... hey, you want a Slurpee?
Lithaladhwen: A what?
PapatymisonN
: oh, uh... it's a kind of... uh... drink.
PapatymisonN: That's got little bits of crushed ice...
Lithaladhwen: ...Cool.
Lithaladhwen
: I want one.
PapatymisonN
: Kay... *heads to the other side, to the slurpee machine*
PapatymisonN: ... oh, uh... you can't read this... ... uh...
Lithaladhwen: *follows, fox in tow*
Lithaladhwen
: You read it. You know stuff.
Lithaladhwen
: With your crazy godmind.
PapatymisonN
: *somehow, April, the cashier, is cool with it*
Lithaladhwen: Heh.
PapatymisonN
: ... this is easier. *pokes her forehead*
PapatymisonN: *Yadali can read English*
Lithaladhwen: o_o -_- o_o
Lithaladhwen
: Whoa.
Lithaladhwen
: *points at the blue raspberry* I want to know if being blue makes it different.
PapatymisonN
: OK... How big a cup you want? o.o
Lithaladhwen: How big do they come?
PapatymisonN
: *pulls out the large one, just shy of a litre*
Lithaladhwen: ....Yeah. The huuuuuuuge one.
Lithaladhwen
: *points at it*
PapatymisonN
: *puts on the dome lid, and fills the thing past the top, till it spills out a bit*
PapatymisonN: Pick a straw, I'm... gonna make mine...
Lithaladhwen: ...Okay. What's a straw?
PapatymisonN
: *gets an equal size cup, and starts pouring a little of each in*
PapatymisonN: The... tube things.
PapatymisonN: *points*
Lithaladhwen: Oh. Mmkay.
Lithaladhwen
: *tears open the paper, sees a trashcan... and grimaces*
Lithaladhwen
: They throw everything away.
Lithaladhwen
: *eats the paper*
Lithaladhwen
: There.
PapatymisonN
: ... hehe... coooooool...
Lithaladhwen: Well, I'm not gonna throw it ooouuuuut. Man.
Lithaladhwen
: At least if I eat it I can poop it out later and the ground can do something good with it.
Lithaladhwen
: So much thrown-away wasted stuff.
PapatymisonN
: Yeah... one downside...
PapatymisonN: *with his giant bag of Doritos and rainbow slurpee in tow, heads to April*
PapatymisonN: Hey April.
Lithaladhwen: *follows, watching him carefully*
PapatymisonN
: A: Hey Reggie. Who's your friend?
PapatymisonN: That's Yadi.
Lithaladhwen: *waves furiously*
PapatymisonN
: A: *waves back*
Lithaladhwen: I'm going to have a... a... what is it... REGGIE?
PapatymisonN
: A: *to Resh* *w* You guys high?
Lithaladhwen: *snickers8
Lithaladhwen
: *wiggles her ears in response*
Lithaladhwen
: *grins*
PapatymisonN
: *w* Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Lithaladhwen: (Wiggly elf ears for the win.)
PapatymisonN
: *puts a few multicouloured bills on the table*
PapatymisonN: Man, you Canadians have WEIRD money...
Lithaladhwen: ....What's Canadian?
PapatymisonN
: ... oh, oh, uh...*puts some chocolate on the table* That too...
PapatymisonN: I'll tell ya when we get back...
Lithaladhwen: Okay!
PapatymisonN
: A: Uh... Reggie, that's too much...
PapatymisonN: ... so? ^_^
PapatymisonN: Bye, April!
PapatymisonN: Come on, Yadi...
PapatymisonN: *waves g'bye*
Lithaladhwen: ...yeah... yeah. Right. *likewise waves and is followed out by her fox*
Lithaladhwen
: So is she like... your 7-eleven kept woman or something?
PapatymisonN
: *and when she exits, she gazes upon the tree they were sitting under before*
PapatymisonN: Nah, she's just the only one there I like...
PapatymisonN: ... and I don't KEEP women...
Lithaladhwen: Well what do you do with 'em then? I mean, you can't marry a mortal or anything.
PapatymisonN
: ... I ... don't... get laid much, cuz I got the death thing going on...
Lithaladhwen: Oh, well that sucks.
Lithaladhwen
: Why's that stop you? You only meet dead chicks?
PapatymisonN
: No, it's me... being death means being a BAD boyfriend, so...
Lithaladhwen: Hm. That's true. Too much responsibility. Couldn't really let go and chill with a chick.
Lithaladhwen
: Cuz then you have to be there when she dies and be all detached and crap.
Lithaladhwen
: That would suck.
Lithaladhwen
: Screw that.
PapatymisonN
: Fuck yeah... I'm a lone wolf.
PapatymisonN: A... solitary eagle...
Lithaladhwen: You so are, man.
PapatymisonN
: ... a cuddly tapir.
Lithaladhwen: That one's weird.
PapatymisonN
: ... blame television...
PapatymisonN: ... losing my buzz...
PapatymisonN: *pop*
PapatymisonN: *new joint in his lips*
PapatymisonN: Some of mine...
Lithaladhwen: ...Huh.
PapatymisonN
: *pop*
PapatymisonN: *one for her, too*
Lithaladhwen: ^_^
Lithaladhwen
: Thanks!
Lithaladhwen
: Anyway, I'm glad I don't have all that responsibility yet.
Lithaladhwen
: *takes a long drag*
Lithaladhwen
: I don't have to lead anybody for a while.
PapatymisonN
: Except for Al over there...
Lithaladhwen: Alex comes because he wants to. We're family. It's different.
PapatymisonN
: Ah, OK, cool, cool...
PapatymisonN: (BRB. Lil bit of laundry.)
Lithaladhwen: ('kay. Leaving shortly after midnight myself.)
PapatymisonN
: ... gods, I should get laid one of these days...
PapatymisonN: Make Agent babies...
Lithaladhwen: ...
Lithaladhwen
: Well, I'm not doing it.
Lithaladhwen
: I'm having druid babies.
Lithaladhwen
: It's nothing personal, but crazy death demigod babies would be strange.
PapatymisonN
: Kay.
PapatymisonN: That's SO fine, but just so you know....
PapatymisonN: I'm an AWESOME lay. ^_^
Lithaladhwen: *waves her hands back and forth in an exaggerated negative sweeping motion* NOPE! Mating for life, however long that ends up being.
Lithaladhwen
: And you can't commit.
Lithaladhwen
: So, no dice, Resh.
Lithaladhwen
: *drags on her joint*
PapatymisonN
: *drags another as well...*
PapatymisonN: Eh. I just wanna fuck someone. No sex is BOOOOOOOOORing.
Lithaladhwen: Um. Well, I dunno. There've gotta be nymphs around here or something. They're usually pretty nice about that. I heard anyway. From my dad.
PapatymisonN
: ... SLUUUUUUUUUUT...
Lithaladhwen: You should go find a girl! It would be totally cool!
PapatymisonN
: +S
Lithaladhwen: *covers her mouth with her hands* If all you want is to get laid!
Lithaladhwen
: *points at him accusingly*
Lithaladhwen
: You're no better Mister GodMan!
Lithaladhwen
: So there!
Lithaladhwen
: *snickers*
PapatymisonN
: But they'll sleep with AAAAAAAAANYTHING...
Lithaladhwen: Nuh uh.
PapatymisonN
: Yuh huh!
Lithaladhwen: NYUH UH.
PapatymisonN
: YUH HUUUUUH!
Lithaladhwen: Nuh uh times a hundred.
PapatymisonN
: Yuh huh times a number mortals can't count to, so NYEAH. :P
Lithaladhwen: *gasps* No fair!
Lithaladhwen
: Anyway. You can't be mad at them for sleeping with anything.
Lithaladhwen
: What are you looking for? A girl who'll just have sex and nothing else.
Lithaladhwen
: So?
PapatymisonN
: ... I didn't say I was MAAAAAAAD...
Lithaladhwen: What do you expect to find?
Lithaladhwen
: Go...gooo....FROLICK or something.
Lithaladhwen
: They're out there.
PapatymisonN
: ... kay...
Lithaladhwen: So?! What're you waiting for? Go talk to pretty forest girls!
Lithaladhwen
: We can hang out another time.
Lithaladhwen
: Tell me how it went.
PapatymisonN
: ... *finishes his joint*
PapatymisonN: Kay.
PapatymisonN: See ya.
PapatymisonN: *gets up*
Lithaladhwen: Eventually, at the very least!
PapatymisonN
: ... we HAVETA HAVETA HAVETA do this some other time.
Lithaladhwen: We should smoke when I'm dead.
Lithaladhwen
: That would be cool.
PapatymisonN
: Kay. Won't be for a while though...
Lithaladhwen: Oh! Well, then come visit before then, I guess.
PapatymisonN
: *nods emphatically, and walks off*
Lithaladhwen: *sits back down on the ground and continues eating her strawberries*
Lithaladhwen
: Well. He's much nicer in person.
Lithaladhwen
: *yips*
PapatymisonN
: *He's getting laid right now*
Lithaladhwen: *Yadi's not. But she's happy for him.*
Lithaladhwen
: </RP>
PapatymisonN
: </rp>
Lithaladhwen: You know. Quinn would show him a fine time.
Lithaladhwen
: She'd consider it her responsibility.
PapatymisonN
: ... aaaaaaaand it's done. ^_^
Lithaladhwen: What's done?
PapatymisonN
: Resh would ask, I presume Quinn would accept...
PapatymisonN: Do you really see much air being in that conversation? :P
Lithaladhwen: Ah. Shit yes she would. Especially if he told her who he was.
Lithaladhwen
: Oh, fuck.
Lithaladhwen
: Zea's boss has slept with her mom. There is no fucking escape. o_o
Lithaladhwen
: What have we done.
Lithaladhwen
: *blink*
PapatymisonN
: ... ... dear god...
PapatymisonN: ... o.o Is it too late to say he didn't reveal his identity?
Lithaladhwen: I don't know. That wouldn't change the fact that he did.
Lithaladhwen
: If Zea ever found out, she would be rendered unable to speak for several minutes.
Lithaladhwen
: Possibly about an hour.
PapatymisonN
: ... hehehehehehe...
Lithaladhwen: She'd just walk away, stunned.
Lithaladhwen
: Unable to explain to anyone just what the hell had just happened.
Lithaladhwen
: What do you say when you learn your mom has slept with not only half the population of Igala, but with your god?
Lithaladhwen
: Yikes.
PapatymisonN
: ... she gets around? ^^;
Lithaladhwen: Wow.
Lithaladhwen
: Quinn has... erm. Outdone herself.
Lithaladhwen
: Even I'm impressed.
PapatymisonN
: Eh. She's Quinn. She can do anything.
Lithaladhwen: She... damn well can, apparently.
Lithaladhwen
: So are we ruling that that's where he went?
PapatymisonN
: No. Not immediately.
Lithaladhwen: He went and found Quinn, like everyone else?
PapatymisonN
: Da.
Lithaladhwen: Where is the train of logic there? "Oh, I heard she's good, and probably won't be all weird about it."
PapatymisonN
: Yeah, abouts. Plus, uh...
PapatymisonN: Wait, Zea's alive now, right?
Lithaladhwen: No.
Lithaladhwen
: Not for another two or three years.
Lithaladhwen
: But it could easily be a way for her to catch his attention. "Hey, I slept with that mortal. Oh, look. Her daughter's fucking gifted. Groovy."
PapatymisonN
: Exarktly.
PapatymisonN: And, I'm thinking he'd smell the destiny.
Lithaladhwen: Oh, sure.
Lithaladhwen
: As far as Zea's concerned, he may as well have masterminded the whole thing.
Lithaladhwen
: Whole "divine purpose" bit.
PapatymisonN
: ... who knows?
Lithaladhwen: Presumably Resh. Zea is comfortable with her assumption.
PapatymisonN
: Indeed.
PapatymisonN: And no one ever said Resh had to tell.
Lithaladhwen: He....probably shouldn't.
Lithaladhwen
: Though if Quinn ever meets him, she'll probably realize it and laugh until she collapses on her ass right onto the floor.
Lithaladhwen
: Then not be able to explain why through tears of hysterical laughter.
PapatymisonN
: That should work.
PapatymisonN: Wow, font.
Lithaladhwen: What should work?
Lithaladhwen
: Charles.
PapatymisonN
: Yes?
Lithaladhwen: Besyanteo: Now, if he's willign to do Quinn...
Besyanteo
: WILL he ask Zea when she gets older? :o
Lithaladhwen
: *curls up in a ball and dies*
Besyanteo
: XD
Lithaladhwen
: Chat knows.
PapatymisonN
: He won't.
Lithaladhwen: *whimpers* Thank you.
PapatymisonN
: No sweat.
PapatymisonN: I considered that whole aspect, and decided against it entirely.
Lithaladhwen: As did I, and I prayed you would come to the same conclusion.
Lithaladhwen
: That avenue is... potentially weird and potentially interesting. But it would be ten times weirder for a long time before it got to "awesome."
PapatymisonN
: Indeed.
Lithaladhwen: I don't think Zea is cut out to be the consort of Death.
Lithaladhwen
: I mean, anything is possible, but it seems unlikely.
PapatymisonN
: And... just weird, yes.
Lithaladhwen: Aye.
Lithaladhwen
: Anyway. Bed is soon.
PapatymisonN
: OK.
PapatymisonN: Sleep tight.
Lithaladhwen: I hope Resh enjoys his evening with the nymph(s), and maybe he and Quinn can hook up later.
PapatymisonN
: And I'm glad you and the whole world enjoyed the Land of the Lost ... (sexually related pun).
Lithaladhwen: I don't think we even need to RP it. It's enough to say that it happened.
PapatymisonN
: Indeed.
PapatymisonN: That'd be a boring and quick RP.
Lithaladhwen: Yeah.
Lithaladhwen
: Much more amusing to RP the whole thing coming out.
Lithaladhwen
: But that's for a later date, and later amusement.
PapatymisonN
: Aye. Go sleep, you. 1