You have just entered room "kickedinthenads."
PapatymisonN has entered the room.
PapatymisonN: SUCCESS!
AngeloState606 has entered the room.
Lithaladhwen: You guys have plans or what?
AngeloState606: Heh.
AngeloState606: Nice room name.
AngeloState606: *having an excellent mental picture*
PapatymisonN: Past first gen? No.
Lithaladhwen: PapatymisonN: ... can you make a chat room? Tara and I are both getting kicked in the nads.
AngeloState606: Heh.
Besyanteo has entered the room.
AngeloState606: Good way to put it, Cha.
Choark has entered the room.
FFFan80 has entered the room.
MajorGeneralTso has entered the room.
AngeloState606: I'll make sure Yaniv is feeling okay, though, since those are the only nads I own.
Choark: Owie, my poor rock solid nads broke someones foot
Choark: ;_;
FFFan80: Eh?
Syra Zemyla has entered the room.
Choark: Hello!
AngeloState606: Ahoy.
T3chn0Namagomi has entered the room.
Choark: Hello Hello again!
Syra Zemyla: (Hey everyone.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (So why do I have to come?)
AngeloState606: (Get us started, el Cha.)
Choark: ((( *Force shileds activated!* )))
Besyanteo: (Doot? >.>)
Choark: ((( <_< >_> Whats going on Red Commandore!? )))
Besyanteo: ( bored )
FFFan80: (*launches photon torpedo's at Cho*)
Choark: (( Shit *Bang* Shields at 2/3 strength! Zulu, fire ninja stars at them! ))
Choark: (( *Ninja stars zoom at Dave* ))
Besyanteo: (<.< ... >.> ...)
Syra Zemyla: (I am trying to build mecha in a Lego creation toolkit.)
Besyanteo: (... Is this going to lead to a punt beam? :{?)
Syra Zemyla: (It's not easy.)
PapatymisonN: (FIRST GEN!)
PapatymisonN: (That's the only thing I want.)
AngeloState606: (INDEED!)
PapatymisonN: (And, Doug, I request Kamos.)
Besyanteo: (... I'm out.)
AngeloState606: (Who's Kamos again?)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Oookay. I see...)
Syra Zemyla: (Whoamg.)
Choark: ( He's the super happy mercenary of Love and Peace. )
AngeloState606: (Nevermind; looking it up...)
Choark: ( Gives out candy to the young and pats the heads of cute kitties )
PapatymisonN: (Anyhow, anyone object to it being a Bar?)
AngeloState606: (*shrug*)
PapatymisonN: (... OK, then. Alcoholism it is!0
PapatymisonN: <rp>
PapatymisonN: *Welcome to the Ivory Horn, folks. It's feeling as homey as you want it to.*
Choark: ( I have an objection! See Link! )
T3chn0Namagomi: (...How the hell did you do that?)
AngeloState606: (XD)
T3chn0Namagomi: (What do you type in?)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Or, where do you type in, to be more exact?)
A Rockin SN has left the room.
PapatymisonN: *The alcohol's flowin' and people are feelin' friendly... enjoy!*
Besyanteo: ( http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=906447 )
PapatymisonN: (First gen bar, Danno.)
T3chn0Namagomi: *Well, not all of them are. Kamos is (Dan left) just interested in drinking*
Besyanteo: ( Doug: http://objection.mrdictionary.net )
PapatymisonN: (... Oh. He's still registered as invited on my thing.)
A Rockin SN has entered the room.
PapatymisonN: (First gen bar, Danno.)
Choark: ( For you Bes >=P )
Besyanteo: (Of course they are. This let's me relate to my foriegn friends in the UK! That and Maltesers. Mmmm.)
PapatymisonN: *and in walks a fellow in tan garments. They look comfortable, yet expensive*
T3chn0Namagomi: *Kamos is already sitting there, drinking sake. Yes, right from the damn bottle.*
Choark: ( and now I leave *waves* Bye! )
Choark has left the room.
Besyanteo: (LateR)
Besyanteo: (Yarr)
PapatymisonN: *dark skin? black hair? blue eyes? Mr. Garbage should recognize him immediately, even without the turban and facemask...*
T3chn0Namagomi: e.e Oh wonderful. The bastard who earned nothing.
PapatymisonN: Oh wonderful. The bastard who earns scorn. *grin*
PapatymisonN: How you doing, Kamos?
T3chn0Namagomi: You have no right to know.
PapatymisonN: You never do lighten up, do you?
Besyanteo has left the room.
T3chn0Namagomi: I have no reason to actually like you, you know.
AngeloState606: *A young-looking, rather short woman enters the bar with deep red hair and a lute in tow*
AngeloState606: <Zyvanna>
PapatymisonN: True. But there's no reason you can't be civil, right?
AngeloState606: *yawn*
T3chn0Namagomi: There's no reason I'm obligated to be.
AngeloState606: *takes a seat next to Kamos*
PapatymisonN: *rolls his eyes* We have this fight too much. People will think we're a couple.
AngeloState606: A glass of wine, please, Barkeep!
PapatymisonN: *sits on Kam's other side* And a beer for me, please.
AngeloState606: *Smiles at the two arguing men*
T3chn0Namagomi: No they won't. I sleep with Deeum too much for that.
AngeloState606: *Turns her head to see a full wine glass sitting in front of her; picks it up and takes a sip*
PapatymisonN: Let's hope. *drink*
T3chn0Namagomi: *takes a swig from the bottle of sake*
AngeloState606: Having a pleasant evening, gentlemen?
PapatymisonN: How is she, anyways? I don't speak to her much...
PapatymisonN: Oh. Yes. Thank you. ^_^
AngeloState606: *Nods with a grin*
AngeloState606: *sip*
AngeloState606: *Her elf-ears twitch a bit*
T3chn0Namagomi: And why are you so curious all of a sudden? Planning on stealing her to start a harem? *snrrk* I really doubt you're her type anyway.
Syra Zemyla: (Hmm. I'm going to lurk. My stomach hurts and my homework isn't getting any more done just sitting and RPing. ;_; )
Syra Zemyla: (Unless I get a brilliant plan.)
PapatymisonN: *chuckles* She's safe, don't worry.
PapatymisonN: Just curious, is all.
AngeloState606: *Clears her throat*
AngeloState606: *Holds up her lute in proper playing position and starts to sing a pretty song in elvish*
T3chn0Namagomi: *simply takes another drink* Still don't understand the reasoning for your curiosity. She's fine, if that means anything.
AngeloState606: *strumming the strings simultaneously*
PapatymisonN: I'm simply curious for curiosity's sake. Plus, I'm making conversation.
PapatymisonN: Please let me know when I've commited a war crime. I may not catch it.
AngeloState606: *sings a bit more and then finished her song*
AngeloState606: *sips her wine while one or two random patrons drop a few coins in front of her*
AngeloState606: Thank you, sir...thank you...
AngeloState606: *Glances back and forth between the two men*
AngeloState606: (Cha, what character are you?)
PapatymisonN: (King Charles Robert Franklyn Galzern Domanada himself.)
T3chn0Namagomi: That would require one or both of us to actually make a declaration of war first.
MajorGeneralTso: (The King!)
PapatymisonN: (Yeah, that guy.)
PapatymisonN: So you haven't? *smirk*
MajorGeneralTso: (He's quite the fellow.)
MajorGeneralTso: (A jolly good fellow, I might even say.)
AngeloState606: *Remembers the day in the library a while back*
AngeloState606: *Finally realizes who one of the men is*
T3chn0Namagomi: I'm not in the mood to face off against an army yet.
AngeloState606: *Tunes her lute a bit and then starts singing another song, a more humorous one, about disguises*
PapatymisonN: I'd have to say that's a smart move.
PapatymisonN: *not wearing a disguise... unless you count NOT wearing his turban and facemask*
PapatymisonN: Alternately, your use of the word "yet" worries me JUST a bit.
AngeloState606: (So he's not being covert?)
PapatymisonN: (Nope.)
T3chn0Namagomi: *smirks*
AngeloState606: (That's a first...)
AngeloState606: (At least since I've been RPing...)
PapatymisonN: (You started RPing after the war.)
AngeloState606: (Indeed!)
PapatymisonN: ... Anyways...
CGNakibe has entered the room.
PapatymisonN: Ugh. Another beer, please.
T3chn0Namagomi: Besides. Why declare war? There's smarter ways to go about it that don't involve a heads-up fight that, though some would perceive as honorable, would be just plain stupid.
PapatymisonN: I agree. It's why we don't have wars that often.
AngeloState606: *Finishes a few more songs and drops money and a tip on the counter and exits the bar*
AngeloState606: *Enters the bar just as a red-haired elven woman exits, is a woman with long sandy-blonde hair tied up into a loose bun*
AngeloState606: *She walks to a table and seats herself and looks at a menu*
AngeloState606: IM: No....no.....
AngeloState606: IM: None of this will do....
AngeloState606: *Walks up to the bar*
AngeloState606: Excuse me, sir?
AngeloState606: Bartender: Yes'm?
AngeloState606: I was wondering...can I make a special request for an order?
AngeloState606: BT: O' course, miss...you name it! I'm sure I c'n whip summat up fer ya...
AngeloState606: *blush* I was wondering...can you make me...um...white-cake topped with beans and bananas?
T3chn0Namagomi: ...
AngeloState606: BT: O.O
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: I think he meant drinks -V-
AngeloState606: BT: -.O
PapatymisonN: ... IM: Beans and bananas? o.o
PapatymisonN: IM: Heh. Congratulations...
AngeloState606: BT: Sure...miss...I believe we have some o' that...let me, uh...let me get tha' together for ya...*forces a smile*
T3chn0Namagomi: *takes a drink*
AngeloState606: *blushes again* Thank you, sir...
AngeloState606: *Returns to her seat*
T3chn0Namagomi: Oookay...that was an odd order.
T3chn0Namagomi: Person must have strange tastes.
PapatymisonN: ... seems normal enough.
AngeloState606: *Pulls a book out of her pocket and flips through the pages*
PapatymisonN: *w* expecting?
T3chn0Namagomi: Beans typically don't go on a cake.
AngeloState606: *The title: "Triplets?!? Poor you...*
T3chn0Namagomi: ...
T3chn0Namagomi: *sweatdrop*
PapatymisonN: See?
AngeloState606: *Flips a page*
T3chn0Namagomi: Yeah. I'm particularly glad I use protection. -.-
PapatymisonN: When Aya was with Elle, sometimes she demanded a quarter of a forest, all covered in frosting and pickles.
AngeloState606: BT: *Carries a plate with a piece of frosted white-cake piled with black beans and banana slices and a glass of water*
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: *imagining a pregnant Deeum*
T3chn0Namagomi: ...Yeah. I don't want kids. Ever.
AngeloState606: BT: 'Ere ya go, miss...*sets the glass of water down* Though' you migh' need this as well...
FFFan80 has left the room.
PapatymisonN: I'm with you.
T3chn0Namagomi: Too bad for you.
PapatymisonN: You... don't need to procreate.
AngeloState606: Thank you sir! *she beams at him*
T3chn0Namagomi: 9_9 I don't LIKE kids.
AngeloState606: *Gobbles it down in about two bites...at least it seems that way*
AngeloState606: IM: YUM! But I'm still hungry...
AngeloState606: *Looks at the menu again*
AngeloState606: *Shakes her head*
AngeloState606: *Walks back up to the bar*
AngeloState606: *Clears her throat*
AngeloState606: Sir?
AngeloState606: BT: <.<;;
AngeloState606: BT: Done already, miss? O.O
AngeloState606: *Smiles*
AngeloState606: Yessir...I was wondering...
AngeloState606: Can you make something else for me, too?
AngeloState606: BT: O.O
PapatymisonN: ... I'm betting they don't like you.
AngeloState606: BT: Well....if ya saw part o' it on the menu...I imagine I can do it...o.O
AngeloState606: Yessir...
T3chn0Namagomi: Meh. Some see me as "badass". Others are just plain annoying.
AngeloState606: I was hoping you could take a blueberry muffin and cover it with tomato paste and relish?
AngeloState606: BT: *The bartender suddenly looks a little green*
PapatymisonN: Yes. We're of one mind on this. Do not have children.
PapatymisonN: The Tymisonn kids are bad enough. We don't need YOUR progeny destroying villages left and right.
AngeloState606: BT: I, uh...*tries hard to suppress a gag-reflex* yes'm...*RUNS to the kitchen*
Lithaladhwen: (Hey kids.)
AngeloState606: *Returns to her table*
PapatymisonN: (What are you doiing back so fast?)
Lithaladhwen: (We're going to go another night.)
T3chn0Namagomi: *smirks*
Lithaladhwen: (Characters, location?)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Kamos, bar, 1st-gen)
AngeloState606: *Doesn't hear the comotion in the kitchen from the nauseated bartender*
PapatymisonN: (KoD.)
AngeloState606: (Annie Rose)
PapatymisonN: (An' that's it, somehow.
PapatymisonN: )
AngeloState606: (With BIZARRE pregnancy cravings)
Lithaladhwen: (Yeah, okay.)
MajorGeneralTso: (Yep...)
AngeloState606: *Several minutes later, the bartender reemerges with a plate with the requested muffin-relish-tomato paste*
AngeloState606: BT:...'ere ya go miss....*he looks awfully sweaty*
AngeloState606: Thanks so much! *looks up at the bartender* Are you alright?
AngeloState606: BT: *Looks down at the plate and runs off again before responding*
Lithaladhwen: *A grey-skinned woman in black with large bat wings decides to drop in and see who's drinking.*
Lithaladhwen: (Quinn!)
AngeloState606: *Eats it as if it were the best tasting thing in the world!*
Lithaladhwen: *surveys the patrons, sees only one she recognizes...Kamos*
T3chn0Namagomi: ...Not you again...*drinks, and then facepalm!*
MajorGeneralTso: (Goooo Quinn!)
Lithaladhwen: Hey, Kamos. Who's your friend? *winks at Charles* Don't believe we've met.
T3chn0Namagomi: He's not a friend.
Lithaladhwen: He seems nice from here.
AngeloState606: *Rubs her barely-there belly and drinks her water*
PapatymisonN: *stands to his feet, and bows* My name is Charles Domanada. It's a pleasure.
T3chn0Namagomi: He's trying to start a harem, though. He may be interested in having you in it. *snickers*
AngeloState606: *Flips through her book s'more*
Lithaladhwen: *blinks* Ooh. *grins* Hi.
PapatymisonN: And he's lying.
Lithaladhwen: Pleasure is all mine, your highness.
PapatymisonN: Indeed. Care for a drink?
Lithaladhwen: (Welcome to your subjects, Charles. Tallyho.)
Lithaladhwen: I may, actually. How sweet of you to ask.
PapatymisonN: Not a problem.
Lithaladhwen: *to Kamos* I don't do harems. Well, I do. But I don't join them.
Lithaladhwen: Big difference. You'd know that if you let me introduce you around.
PapatymisonN: ... you have such interesting friends, Kamos. *smirk*
Lithaladhwen: To be more precise...I'm a friend of his dear cousin.
PapatymisonN: Is he anything like him? *points a thumb at Kamos*
Lithaladhwen: I don't know. Kamos won't let me find out.
T3chn0Namagomi: He's a pervert.
PapatymisonN: I like him already. ^_^
Lithaladhwen: He's lovely.
Lithaladhwen: Also, I'll have a Block H cocktail, your highness.
Lithaladhwen: My usual. They make it special.
PapatymisonN: (*forgot that Quinn takes "knowledge" to mean the Biblical sense*)
Lithaladhwen: (Well, now you know.)
T3chn0Namagomi: She's keeping his libido under check, which at least means that he won't go around accusing me of having a dragon fetish or whatever.
Lithaladhwen: I don't think even I can keep his libido in check, which is why he's my favorite.
Lithaladhwen: I believe I may have met my match. *delighted little fangy grin*
PapatymisonN: ... Interesting.
PapatymisonN: *orders that drink...*
PapatymisonN: *with a shudder, might I add*
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: At least she's not getting on me about my sex life.
Lithaladhwen: (It's equal parts Dead Man's Washrag, Liquid Circumcision, and good old Valthka.)
Lithaladhwen: You ever try one, your highness?
Lithaladhwen: *offers him a sip*
A Rockin SN: (Hmm)
A Rockin SN: (1st Gen?)
PapatymisonN: ... Let's just say I REALLY didn't like it.
PapatymisonN: (Yep.)
PapatymisonN: And, please, Charles.
PapatymisonN: Been called Your Highness a few too many times lately.
Lithaladhwen: Well, all right, Charles. My name is Quinn. I'll call you whatever you like.
PapatymisonN: Lovely to meet you.
Lithaladhwen: Back atcha.
PapatymisonN: *gets a third beer*
Lithaladhwen: So, what brings you out to mingle with the commoners? Bored?
A Rockin SN: *tired of not being played, and presuming this is on a different time than the plot, a young-looking girl walks in! She looks... around 12 or 13, elven, but is all of 3'11" in height.*
PapatymisonN: Felt cooped up. Barely been out in years.
A Rockin SN: *She's also trying to seem inconspicuous. You would too if you were a young-looking girl sneaking in a bar. With a robe and everything*
Lithaladhwen: Yeah. I left Ka'thalar for the same reason.
KnightsofSquare has entered the room.
Lithaladhwen: Came over when the army returned from Ka'thalar.
Lithaladhwen: Whole Elaith thing screwed things up, and I was looking to conquer a new landmass anyway.
AngeloState606: *Drinks the water sitting in front of her and then approaches the bar again*
PapatymisonN: Good plan. Warlords don't make for the most pleasant company.
AngeloState606: BT: .....
Lithaladhwen: Well, I knew a couple of his subordinates.
Lithaladhwen: Arachael was crazy. *grins*
AngeloState606: BT: *sweat starts to appear on his forehead again*
AngeloState606: BT: Y-y-yes'm?
Lithaladhwen: But apparently in the bad way, which is always sad.
AngeloState606: *Gives him about twice as much as what would normally be owed*
AngeloState606: For your trouble, sir....
PapatymisonN: I suppose.
Lithaladhwen: *sighs*
PapatymisonN: Kamos is crazy in BOTH the bad and good way.
AngeloState606: BT: *Breathes a sigh of relief* Thankee, miss...you have a pleasant evenin'...
Lithaladhwen: I wouldn't know.
Lithaladhwen: Like I said, he won't let me find out.
AngeloState606: *The pregnant woman exits the bar*
PapatymisonN: He's not the best conversationalist.
Lithaladhwen: I suppose I have to assume he's taken care of, though I hardly have enough evidence to... comfort me on the issue.
T3chn0Namagomi: Well, I'm not cheating on Deeum, so you're not going to find out.
PapatymisonN: ... wait, I'm missing something.
Lithaladhwen: *throws her hands up defensively* All right, all right! I'm not going to pressure you. Much.
T3chn0Namagomi: Yeah, she has an interesting way of "finding out" about people, apparently. 9_9
PapatymisonN: ... OH...
Lithaladhwen: Oh, seriously. Is it all that odd?
Lithaladhwen: I've explained this to you already.
PapatymisonN: ... *looks at her quizzically* And speaking with people to find out about them... COMPLETELY out of the question?
Lithaladhwen: Oh, well. It helps.
AngeloState606: (I'm gonna hafta lurk, y'all)
Lithaladhwen: But how well can you know somebody you never slept with?
Lithaladhwen: Think about it.
PapatymisonN: (Come back soon, Tara.)
PapatymisonN: ... I don't wish to know Kamos that well. Ever.
Lithaladhwen: Well, I don't wish to criticize...
Lithaladhwen: But that's always seemed a little sexist to me.
Lithaladhwen: I mean, it isn't his fault he has a penis.
Lithaladhwen: Doesn't make him a bad person.n
Lithaladhwen: Does it, Kamos?
PapatymisonN: (back in a second.)
Lithaladhwen: (Okay.)
T3chn0Namagomi: I don't have sex with guys.
Lithaladhwen: Your loss.
Lithaladhwen: Men need attention, too. You should know.
Lithaladhwen: You're a man.
Lithaladhwen: I'd think you would have more sympathy for your own sex.
T3chn0Namagomi: I'm not homosexual.
Lithaladhwen: I'm not either.
Lithaladhwen: *grin*
PapatymisonN: (I believe the proper prefix is
PapatymisonN: "omni-".)
Lithaladhwen: But Charles. Here's an example of what I mean about knowing people.
Lithaladhwen: I mean, take for example, the High Chancellor of New Nekonia. You're diplomats. I'm sure you've met. But I guarantee you that you don't really know him.
Lithaladhwen: Not as well as you could.
pd Rydia has entered the room.
Lithaladhwen: Not as well as, say, I do.
PapatymisonN: *chuckling* Are you really suggesting that the key to diplomatic harmony is world leader orgies?
Lithaladhwen: (Bar. First Gen. Quinn, Kamos, and the King.)
PapatymisonN: (High Chancellor: *still twitching*)
Lithaladhwen: Well, I didn't suggest it, but I'll agree with it.
PapatymisonN: *laughing heartily* I must admit, Quinn. You are QUITE amusing.
Lithaladhwen: You don't know the half of it.
PapatymisonN: My wife is a golden dragon. I never will.
Lithaladhwen: *sigh* Yeah, I heard.
Lithaladhwen: She's cute though. I'm not worried.
Lithaladhwen: I'm sure you're both fine.
PapatymisonN: Oh. We are. *cheshire grin*
Lithaladhwen: *mirrors his grin* Then I feel better already.
Lithaladhwen: You know, it really is good to know that I don't have to singlehandedly ensure the happiness of this whole population.
Lithaladhwen: I can leave that to you and your wife.
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: At least she isn't blabbing about stuff to do with my sex life...
Lithaladhwen: I do try to help, though.
PapatymisonN: I'm ... sure you're doing a FINE job.
Lithaladhwen: So I'm told.
PapatymisonN: (King: I meant the word job as a suffix.)
Lithaladhwen: (So did she. =D )
PapatymisonN: (:P)
PapatymisonN: So, other than "knowing" people, Quinn, how do you spend your time?
Lithaladhwen: Barfights.
Lithaladhwen: *mischievous grin*
Lithaladhwen: When I can get them.
PapatymisonN: Oh. That sounds like fun.
PapatymisonN: Man, been a while since I've been in a fight that wasn't harmless sparring...
Lithaladhwen: *sips her drink* It's something of a hobby with me. If I find a good one, I can have someone come get you.
Lithaladhwen: Might be fun.
PapatymisonN: ... I'll find you a way to contact me.
PapatymisonN: I'm hard to get a hold of unless I desire it.
Lithaladhwen: *smile* Lovely. Consider the invitation... open.
PapatymisonN: *raises his drink to her a bit* Yes ma'am.
Lithaladhwen: *toasts him in return*
PapatymisonN: *drink*
Lithaladhwen: *tosses back her horrible cocktail*
PapatymisonN: *looks to Kamos* You alive?
T3chn0Namagomi: *seems to be simply chugging sake straight from the bottle*
PapatymisonN: Take that as a no.
Lithaladhwen: *watches Kamos* There may be hope for him yet.
Lithaladhwen: I consider myself something of a professional drinker as well.
Lithaladhwen: I'm sure our Kamos will be fine.
PapatymisonN: I'm sure. *tries to look at the bottle to see the proof*
pd Rydia: (is Quinn hitting on the king?)
CGNakibe: (I'd be surprised if she isn't.)
Lithaladhwen: (Maybe a little.)
PapatymisonN: (Yes. Yes she is.)
pd Rydia: (:D)
T3chn0Namagomi: *It's sake. Rice wine. I'm not sure it'd have too high of proof*
KnightsofSquare: (about 32 proof, actually)
KnightsofSquare: (on the low end)
Lithaladhwen: (Eh. Slightly stronger than wine.)
KnightsofSquare: (Go go google rangers!)
PapatymisonN: ... huh.
pd Rydia: (sacramental wine is around 20 proof!)
pd Rydia: (higher than the beringer we used to keep)
PapatymisonN: Bartender? Gregan spiced rum, please.
PapatymisonN: The bottle.
T3chn0Namagomi: (Right.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Thank you!)
Lithaladhwen: Oh, the king is a lovely man with lovely taste.
PapatymisonN: I try. *takes a slug*
Lithaladhwen: *laughs*
PapatymisonN: *happily winces*
PapatymisonN: Want some?
KnightsofSquare: (IIRC, there's actually some church law about the maximum/minimum proof of the sacramental wine, and higher proofs are prefered, since alcohol has a sterilizing effect and it's a communal cup)
Lithaladhwen: I think I'd finish it. Help yourself.
Lithaladhwen: (That's fantastic, Koss.)
CGNakibe: (Knowledge levels increase!)
Lithaladhwen: (The more we know. *rainbow*)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Dun-dun dun!)
PapatymisonN: *takes another slug* Kam?
PapatymisonN: Wanna step up to the varsity team?
T3chn0Namagomi: Define varsity.
PapatymisonN: In secondary school, you have the teams for the youngsters, which is called JUNIOUR varsity, and the ones for the advanced students, VARSITY.
Lithaladhwen: *nods*
PapatymisonN: You're drinking JV right now, friend.
PapatymisonN: ^_^
Lithaladhwen: It's true.
T3chn0Namagomi: I drink it because I like the taste. And my school didn't have sports.
Lithaladhwen: And team captains....well, they drink Liquid Circumcision.
Lithaladhwen: Your cousin drinks it. Why don't you try?
Lithaladhwen: (Quinn and the king are conspiring to... get Kamos drunk. >_> )
PapatymisonN: (Weirder things, Ash.)
Lithaladhwen: (Indeed.)
Lithaladhwen: Come on, Kamos. What's the worst that could happen?
T3chn0Namagomi: Fine, fine. Bartender, one bottle of dragonale!
Lithaladhwen: I promise I won't take advantage of you.
T3chn0Namagomi: <_< I really hope you don't.
Lithaladhwen: Hey! I promised, didn't I?
Lithaladhwen: Second-best behavior, I swear.
PapatymisonN: Oh. Don't touch me, either.
Lithaladhwen: I thought I told you I wasn't worried about you, Charles?
T3chn0Namagomi: *and Kamos gets the dragonale*
Lithaladhwen: Honestly. No faith in me at all.
PapatymisonN: I thought I'd better make that clear before I'm too drunk to see.
Lithaladhwen: *sighs and raises her right hand* I swear by my demon blood I will not date-rape the king.
PapatymisonN: Thank you.
Lithaladhwen: You're welcome.
PapatymisonN: *gluuuuuuug*
PapatymisonN: KAFF.
PapatymisonN: ... I...
PapatymisonN: Am on my way.
T3chn0Namagomi: *starts chugging the dragonale*
Lithaladhwen: That's good to hear. I'm sure you're stressed and could probably use it.
T3chn0Namagomi: (So, how're we going to handle this? Opposed [s]Drinking checks?)
PapatymisonN: You have no idea.
Lithaladhwen: If I were truly on my best behavior I'd be more helpful, but I promised you second-best and you can count on me to keep to that.
PapatymisonN: Do you know what it's like having to deal with BARIAN delegates?
Lithaladhwen: (Quinn is a drunken master. I don't know how much good booze does her anyway.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (I didn't mean Quinn. XP)
PapatymisonN: They're... obstinant... dopes!
Lithaladhwen: *sighs* Repressed and sarcastic bastards from what I'veseen.
PapatymisonN: (And don't bother. Just start getting drunk.)
T3chn0Namagomi: Meh. I already hate Barians...
Lithaladhwen: Yes. And they're too...efficient. It's all in-out-in-out. I'd like to see just one Barian with any care for foreplay.
Lithaladhwen: *sighs again*
PapatymisonN: *drink* And they HAVE to get their way!
Lithaladhwen: Yes. Before you get yours, no less.
PapatymisonN: If you get yours at all! They don't care!
PapatymisonN: *chuckles* Inconsiderate f*cks, the lot of them.
PapatymisonN: ^_^
Lithaladhwen: Absolutely.
Lithaladhwen: I'm so glad someone else understands.
PapatymisonN: I try.
PapatymisonN: I do wish to be a man of the people...
T3chn0Namagomi: *takes another drink, and Kamos' face starts to get slightly flushed* Bah. You want to know fucking inconsiderate, try those fucking anti-tech nature psychos! NO respect for modern development.
PapatymisonN: Who, th'fey?
Lithaladhwen: Oh, I've met some wild druids in my day.
CGNakibe has left the room.
T3chn0Namagomi: No...the godsdamned psychotic elves...
Lithaladhwen: Ka'thalar is full of them. Some are....a trip and a half, we'll say.
T3chn0Namagomi: And a good number of those druids as well.
PapatymisonN: Jus' don't get in their way, ya weirdo... *drink*
Lithaladhwen: Like I said. Some are wonderful fun.
PapatymisonN: I'll bet.
T3chn0Namagomi: Bah! It's not like most of them could touch me with their magic anyway! *drink*
PapatymisonN: Jus'... don't get inthr way.
PapatymisonN: ... in. Their. Way.
PapatymisonN: Huh. That drunk already. Whoduv thunk?
T3chn0Namagomi: Baah! Lightweeight! *chugs*
AngeloState606 has left the room.
PapatymisonN: I'm still not drunk...
PapatymisonN: THAT drunk.
PapatymisonN: *driiiiiiiink*
PapatymisonN: Ass.
T3chn0Namagomi: Dickhead.
PapatymisonN: Psycho.
Lithaladhwen: ^_^
Lithaladhwen: You boys.
T3chn0Namagomi: Bastard.
T3chn0Namagomi: *Drink!*
PapatymisonN: F*ck-up.
T3chn0Namagomi: Least I earned all my power~!
PapatymisonN: You're a pathetic mercenary twerp. Yeah. SOME power...
Lithaladhwen: Oh, now be nice.
Lithaladhwen: *points at Kamos* No regicide.
Lithaladhwen: *to Charles* No killing Zeke's cousin.
Lithaladhwen: I'll have all sorts of people angry with me.
PapatymisonN: Not unless he makes me.
T3chn0Namagomi: Bah. You don't know the meaning of power. *drink*
Lithaladhwen: Hey, Kamos.
Lithaladhwen: Do you know what a man's soul tastes like?
Lithaladhwen: That's the meaning of power.
T3chn0Namagomi: No, hot chick, I don't know what a man's soul tashtes like
Lithaladhwen: Then you don't know what power is either.
Lithaladhwen: I promise you that I do.
Lithaladhwen: And power is absolutely blissfully divine.
Lithaladhwen: You're missing out.
PapatymisonN: So forcefeed him someone's soul.
PapatymisonN: Vaniyakna's a pain in my ass... get his.
PapatymisonN: *drrrink*
Lithaladhwen: I can't hand them around you know.
T3chn0Namagomi: *drink, becoming more flushed* He doeshn't know what it tashtesh like either!
Lithaladhwen: I can take them or leave them where they are.
Lithaladhwen: That's it.
PapatymisonN: So have some mennulist put the mem'ries in her head...
PapatymisonN: Hish.
PapatymisonN: Yu unnerstand. *brp*
Lithaladhwen: I do.
Lithaladhwen: It's okay.
Lithaladhwen: (In the Indiana Jones series, it is said in the novels that as a teenager, Indiana lost his virginity to Mata Hari.)
Lithaladhwen: (Thank you, wikipedia.)
PapatymisonN: (... hi. larious.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Not that I know who that is.)
PapatymisonN: (Famous spy. Used her sexuality to do the job.)
Lithaladhwen: (Mata Hari)
PapatymisonN: (... wasn't actually that GOOD at it, but still.)
T3chn0Namagomi: *drink...and suddenly gets up and starts walking out!*
Lithaladhwen: (That's debatable. Better than Mata Bond.)
Lithaladhwen: Leaving so soon, Kamos?
T3chn0Namagomi: Yeesh, hot winged chick, I'm le...leeving.
PapatymisonN: Quitter! ^^
T3chn0Namagomi: *seems to be taking the bottle with him, note*
Lithaladhwen: Well, cute cousin of my friend, have fun and pat your girl's ass for me.
pd Rydia: (http://lukiih.deviantart.com/journal/9681075/ )
pd Rydia: (err http://lukiih.deviantart.com/journal/9681075/ )
Lithaladhwen: (Cool. Thanks.)
T3chn0Namagomi: *walks off, chugging the damn bottle of dragonale*
PapatymisonN: ... damn quitter.
Lithaladhwen: *sigh* Well, there goes the boy.
PapatymisonN: Du yuu know how many BREAKS I gave his ass? e_e
Lithaladhwen: I swear, his cousin is better.
Lithaladhwen: Zeke Mazuo. Absolute sweetheart.
PapatymisonN: I'll make him m'personal boddygard. Willat make ya happy?
Lithaladhwen: Oh, but then he wouldn't have time for me anymore, and then what ever would I do?
Lithaladhwen: But I'll tell him you offered.
PapatymisonN: Yuu cud work there tuu.
Lithaladhwen: Oh, could I? *amused!*
PapatymisonN: Yuu cud... f*ck all the Barian delegates. Loosen 'em up. Get their secrets.
Lithaladhwen: I could.
T3chn0Namagomi: (Valth refuses to send delegates. XD)
Lithaladhwen: (*facepalm*)
PapatymisonN: (We'll send her THERE.)
Lithaladhwen: But I should warn you, I'm not very trustworthy.
PapatymisonN: No?
Lithaladhwen: Not unless we're very good friends, which you and I are not.
PapatymisonN: ... oh. Yeah. Dunno if that'll happen.
PapatymisonN: Unless you can sway my wife an'... gollin draggin.
Lithaladhwen: I know. I think it's your job to convince her.
Lithaladhwen: But hey. If she doesn't mind, I don't mind. I've seen your wife. She's a hot little number herself.
PapatymisonN: I don't like bein' bitt... btit... Bit. Ten. In. Half.
PapatymisonN: ... yeah, she is, isn' she? ^_^
PapatymisonN: Soem guys haff all th'luck.
Lithaladhwen: *shoulder pat* You're a lucky man. *nod* You've done well for yourself.
PapatymisonN: Thanksh.
Lithaladhwen: But you really don't want to employ me. I'll have the decency to tell you now.
Lithaladhwen: I'm not an honest or loyal person.
Lithaladhwen: *serious nod*
PapatymisonN: Yuu'd seell ME out? ME? King Roberc Charls Blablah Domannanana... na?
pd Rydia: (Cha: fail)
pd Rydia: (The correct line was: )
Lithaladhwen: (I'm quoting that, Charles.)
pd Rydia: ("It's good to be the king")
pd Rydia: ( :[ )
PapatymisonN: (... next time, Diane. Next time.)
Lithaladhwen: *sigh* Maybe. But I'm telling you now I'm dishonest, which in a way makes me....less dishonest.
Lithaladhwen: But you always know what a dishonest woman will do. Honestly.
Lithaladhwen: It's the honest ones that will doublecross you.
Lithaladhwen: You'll never have me in the first place. *pours some of his rum into her glass and drinks it*
Lithaladhwen: So we'll always be on the same page, right?
PapatymisonN: I gesh.
KnightsofSquare: (I have an excellent plan)
KnightsofSquare: (Name her Grand Vizier. That way, everyone will KNOW she's disloyal)
Lithaladhwen: (XD)
Lithaladhwen: (She won't try to marry his daughter at least.)
Lithaladhwen: (Quinn doesn't marry.)
PapatymisonN: (Brilliant!)
PapatymisonN: (I'll have her snake staff commissioned immediately!)
Lithaladhwen: (She can bite you herself.)
PapatymisonN: (In the way you'd like and the way you'd NOT like, I'll bet.)
Lithaladhwen: But, all questions of proper loyalty aside, tonight I will drink with you, and ensure you get safely home to your cute wife.
Lithaladhwen: Fair?
PapatymisonN: Fair! ^_^
Lithaladhwen: *orders him a Block H* Now, Charles. I want you to be open-minded about this one.
Lithaladhwen: It's wonderful, I swear.
Lithaladhwen: It's usually described as feeling like.....
PapatymisonN: ... I bet but...
PapatymisonN: I was in there. o.o
PapatymisonN: Thje real plash.
Lithaladhwen: Having a tentacle rammed down your throat. *with emphasis!* In the good wy.
Lithaladhwen: *way
Lithaladhwen: I promise.
Lithaladhwen: Only ever in the good way.
Lithaladhwen: Come on.
PapatymisonN: ... *takes it*
LovelyJester has entered the room.
PapatymisonN: *drink*
Lithaladhwen: Excellent. That right there is some Varsity drinking.
PapatymisonN: O.<
PapatymisonN: ...
PapatymisonN: It's not like having a tennacle rammed down your throat.
Lithaladhwen: Surprisingly enough, I wouldn't know.
Lithaladhwen: What is it like then?
PapatymisonN: Slimy and wrong and choking and painful and painful.
Lithaladhwen: (See....even Quinn doesn't fuck tentacle monsters.)
Lithaladhwen: The drink or the actual tentacles?
Lithaladhwen: Because I don't think the cocktail is half bad.
PapatymisonN: Actual tennacles.
LovelyJester: (PENIS! also where is this happening?)
PapatymisonN: The cocktail's... tame.
Lithaladhwen: Ah, well. I did say "the good way" didn't I?
PapatymisonN: (IH.)
Lithaladhwen: The way that gets you very very drunk.
LovelyJester: (First gen I'm assuming?)
Lithaladhwen: Even I can feel this one.
Lithaladhwen: (Yes. Quinn is boozing Charles up.)
Lithaladhwen: (Though she promised not to date-rape him afterward.)
PapatymisonN: ... compared to a tennacle.
PapatymisonN: For a drink... um...
PapatymisonN: o.o I think I'm gonna pass out.
PapatymisonN: ... ...
PapatymisonN: No, I'm not. ... not yet.
Lithaladhwen: *tilts her head curiously* Well, I'll carry you home if you do. Not a big deal.
Lithaladhwen: *shrug*
Lithaladhwen: Ordinarily I'd leave you here, but that seems unwise what with you being who you are.
PapatymisonN: Gimme a bit. I... wanna tryyyyyyy...
PapatymisonN: ... whadda yuu suggest?
PapatymisonN: *with the E made short*
LovelyJester: (hehehehe.)
LovelyJester: *There is a jingling at the door*
Lithaladhwen: (Ohshitjazz)
PapatymisonN: o.o
PapatymisonN: Jeshter. ^_^
LovelyJester: *The jingling approaches! It's attached to a pale woman in loud colors!*
PapatymisonN: Hiya jeshter! Howya doin'?
Lithaladhwen: Ooh, hello there. *little fingertip wave to Jazz*
Lithaladhwen: IM: She's cute.
PapatymisonN: (Dae: NO.)
Lithaladhwen: IM: But tonight seems to be the night of married folk. So sad.
Lithaladhwen: (Quinn: Yes?)
Lithaladhwen: IM: So many of those... MONOGAMY types.
PapatymisonN: (Dae: O.O NO!)
LovelyJester: *Waves merrily and tosses her arms around Charles*
LovelyJester: Bullsheet!
LovelyJester: ....You smell like a hobo!
PapatymisonN: (Also: Quinn needs to go to Denobulus.)
LovelyJester: Even I can pick up the scent of so much alcohol.
PapatymisonN: I been drinkin'. ^_^
LovelyJester: No shit.
PapatymisonN: *hands her a bottle* Gregan spice rum?
LovelyJester: *plops herself down*
LovelyJester: >.> <.<
Lithaladhwen: I don't believe we've met, miss.
Lithaladhwen: My name's Quinn. Pleasure to meet you.
LovelyJester: *Fanged Grin (tm)*
LovelyJester: *does a little bow* JAzz Tymisonn, most call me Jinx though.
Lithaladhwen: Jinx, then. You drinking?
Lithaladhwen: IM: From the looks of her...
Lithaladhwen: IM: Drinking something. Maybe not booze.
Lithaladhwen: IM: She's lucky she's cute.
LovelyJester: *grins* Always!
LovelyJester: Dae's got the kids tonight. So I'm free!
Lithaladhwen: Fantastic.
LovelyJester: IM: Poor bastard.
Lithaladhwen: *grins back* What'll you have?
PapatymisonN: (Dae: *bound, gagged, and on fire*)
LovelyJester: Plus I haven't seen the king drunk since that ishmus party six years ago.
LovelyJester: Hell, anything.
PapatymisonN: *wiggles the bottle*
LovelyJester: Though potent please, I do have engagements later this evening.
PapatymisonN: Greggin spice rum... taaaaaaaaaasty...
LovelyJester: So I can't lounge around long.
LovelyJester: ......Alright Sheets. Alright.
LovelyJester: *pours herself some*
PapatymisonN: *isn't wearing his turban or face mask... just some nice, casual tan garments*
PapatymisonN: *its got some bite*
LovelyJester: ......burny.
LovelyJester: Which means it must be good!
LovelyJester: *Drinks it down*
Lithaladhwen: It is.
Lithaladhwen: We tested it before you got here to make sure it was good enough for royalty.
Lithaladhwen: I think Charles decided it ws.
Lithaladhwen: *was
PapatymisonN: Yup.
LovelyJester: Oh yes. He'll be dancnig naked down the hallways freaking out guards if he keeps it up. Good times.
PapatymisonN: Dragginale works too, but angsty, can't-get-over-me-stealin-his-girl mercs were drinkin' it so I said no.
Lithaladhwen: Poor Kamos. I think I could really do him some good. But he's all...uptight.
Lithaladhwen: So sad.
PapatymisonN: *w2Quinn* S'why he dussin' like me. He an' me were courtin' Aya at the same time, and she went with the guy who DIDN' goinsane 'n destroy stuff.
Lithaladhwen: Oooh. *nod* I like you better, too. Don't tell Kamos.
PapatymisonN: Thanksh. I'll makka proclamashin tamarrah. ^_^
Lithaladhwen: ...Whatever you say.
PapatymisonN: ... Hi Jazz. ^_^ *waves*
Lithaladhwen: IM: If you even remember any of this....
Lithaladhwen: IM: We'll see if he remembers offering me a job. Too funny. I have to tell Zeke.
LovelyJester: <_<
LovelyJester: Hey Chuck.
LovelyJester: *sneaks a hand over and wiggles the bottle away*
PapatymisonN: ... oh, fine...
Lithaladhwen: *sigh* You may be right. I think he's well-saturated by now.
Lithaladhwen: Are you going to get him home, Jinx, or should I?
Lithaladhwen: He probably shouldn't be wandering around alone.
PapatymisonN: Naaaaaaaaaaah, she'sh gatta hushband t'rescue.
Lithaladhwen: Oh, dear. That's no good.
PapatymisonN: ... ideeeeeeeeeeeeea. o.o
PapatymisonN: BOTH OF YOU walk me home. ^_^
Lithaladhwen: Oh. *grin* I wouldn't mind.
Lithaladhwen: I think the two of us can handle you.
LovelyJester: >.>
LovelyJester: I sure can.
LovelyJester: I bite if you get fresh or puke on my clothing.
Lithaladhwen: I promise I won't vomit on you, Jinx.
PapatymisonN: ... me tuu.
Lithaladhwen: I'll keep an eye on our poor besotted monarch as well.
PapatymisonN: Or... I'll give you ten billion gil.
Lithaladhwen: IM: No promises on anything else. Biting is...hardly that much of a deterrant.
Lithaladhwen: IM: I've allowed more than that before, and likely will again.
LovelyJester: Good good.
LovelyJester: (other than that guys. I'm out. I have early classes and am trying to set better habits.
Lithaladhwen: (Same.)
LovelyJester: (Rp on if you wish, jinx will be somewhat silent)
LovelyJester has left the room.
PapatymisonN: (... let's cut it here, then.)
Lithaladhwen: (Indeed. The ladies can take him home off-camera.)
Lithaladhwen: (Now Charles is officially a man. He's gone drinking with Quinn.)
PapatymisonN: (... so knocking up a golden dragon doesn't count?)
Lithaladhwen: (Brian rules that Hakaril notices this.)
Lithaladhwen: (Those two bringing Charles home.)
Lithaladhwen: ("So Charles. Heard you had a wild night last night. Heard Quinn was involved. ...Your wife doesn't know about this yet,does she?")
PapatymisonN: ("I made it up to her.")
Lithaladhwen: (Quinn wouldn't claim to have slept with the king. She'd verify that nothing happened.)
Lithaladhwen: (And when Quinn says you didn't sleep with anyone...you damn well didn't.)
Lithaladhwen: </Quinn>
Lithaladhwen: </RP?>
PapatymisonN: Indeed.
Lithaladhwen: </( )>
Lithaladhwen: There!
Lithaladhwen: I totally logged the hell out of that.
PapatymisonN: Hells yeah.
Lithaladhwen: Our drunken sovereign.
PapatymisonN: Monarch. He's not that sovereign anymore.
PapatymisonN: ... that reminds me. We need to have another election.
PapatymisonN: One that people might CARE about.
pd Rydia: (HFS it's cho)
Lithaladhwen: ...
Lithaladhwen: Whoa.
Lithaladhwen: And an election for what?
Lithaladhwen: Brian claims to have that game, Dia.
PapatymisonN: The Keepers of Doma. AKA Senators.
Lithaladhwen: I see.
PapatymisonN: See, that's the thing. No one remembers they exist.
Lithaladhwen: Yeah. Pretty much.
Lithaladhwen: They don't do anything.
Lithaladhwen: They do less than Charles.
Lithaladhwen: And that's....like...hard to accomplish.
Lithaladhwen: No one knows they exist at all.
Lithaladhwen: Who'd the candidates be? PCs?
Lithaladhwen: *elects Shakti*
Lithaladhwen: The alien is representing the will of whores all over the nation.
Lithaladhwen: Take that.
Lithaladhwen: Brian: Vote Darin, man.
Lithaladhwen: Brian: Darin for Senator.
PapatymisonN: OK.
Lithaladhwen: Brian: You can count on him to...to... do nothing offensive.
PapatymisonN: And we can CHANGE the name to the Senate.
Lithaladhwen: *nod*
Lithaladhwen: We should vote on that first.
PapatymisonN: Oh. And the reason why they do nothing is because no one cares.
Lithaladhwen: Yeah.
Lithaladhwen: Vicious cycle.
Lithaladhwen: Brian and I didn't know about them.
PapatymisonN: No one took an interest, so they... don't do anything noticeable.
Lithaladhwen: What exactly would you want people to do? What does "take an interest" entail?
PapatymisonN: *had the king make a proclamation in the Fanfiction section after the war*
Lithaladhwen: Oh. Right.
Lithaladhwen: I was totally here then.
Lithaladhwen: I remember now.
Lithaladhwen: I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE A COMPUTER THEN
PapatymisonN: And I tried to get ACTUAL elections going, but no one seemed to care.
Lithaladhwen: How would you do that? Besides electing PCs, there's no reason for anyone to care.
PapatymisonN: There WERE PCs. I even made this Spritkan guy running for the Domador seat.
PapatymisonN: Three guesses where I got the idea for the name.
PapatymisonN: Hint: Add an E.
Lithaladhwen: Oh.
Lithaladhwen: My point remains.
Lithaladhwen: No pre-existing PCs that anybody knew at all were involved.
Lithaladhwen: It's, like... "Hey look! A dozen NPCs are doing things! Elect one!"
PapatymisonN: I TRIED to have people get their PCS on the ticket too. Only Kelne gave a damn...
Lithaladhwen: I don't know how you can get PCs interested in elections like that. People aren't even interested in real-life politics.
PapatymisonN: And thus was why it ultimately failed.
Arch mage144 has entered the room.
Lithaladhwen: The only one of my PCs that was born in the country of Doma is Myrnal, and why the fuck anyone would want her representing them is beyond me.
Arch mage144: All of my characters would vote for her.
PapatymisonN: I still thought the birth of some form of democracy in Doma would turn at least a FEW more heads.
Lithaladhwen: Treacherous bastards, all of them.
Lithaladhwen: Even Ardam?
Lithaladhwen: Charles: No one reads that forum, still. And like I said, most of them probably pay little attention to real-life politics, let alone caring about RP politics.
PapatymisonN: I gambled that RP politics would prove to be more interesting.
PapatymisonN: I lost.
Lithaladhwen: Alas
Lithaladhwen: Unless it directly involves their character as part of a plot, most people don't care.
Lithaladhwen: Also, Brian has still not answered my question.
Arch mage144: Yes, even Ardam.
Arch mage144: Ardam doesn't really vote, though.
Lithaladhwen: o_o
Arch mage144: He's usually not in town for the elections.
Lithaladhwen: I can't believe he would vote for her!
Arch mage144: If he were, he'd vote, though.
Arch mage144: Why not?
Lithaladhwen: Because! He should know better!
Arch mage144: He thinks she's a good person.
Lithaladhwen: The woman has killed him, damn it! She's crazy!
Arch mage144: It wasn't her fault, she was possessed.
Lithaladhwen: BY NIKUMU
Arch mage144: She would never do that if she had a choice.
Lithaladhwen: Do you want your senator to be Nikumu periodically?
PapatymisonN: *watches, greatly amused*
Arch mage144: He doesn't think she will ever be again.
Arch mage144: She was cleansed by his god and is under his protection.
Arch mage144: No evil forces can touch Myrnal unless she lets them.
Lithaladhwen: Yeah, well. He's probably right. But still! Don't they have background checks to catch just that kind of thing?
Arch mage144: Hakaril would put in a good word for her.
Lithaladhwen: "Oh, shit. This one's been a vessel for the powers of unadulterated darkness. That's no good."
Arch mage144: "She was possessed once, but hey, it could happen to anyone. She's a good person when she's not possessed."
Lithaladhwen: .....
T3chn0Namagomi: Heh. Kamos would be banned, of course--not that he'd pursue political power in place of personal power.
Arch mage144: You get one possession.
pd Rydia: (::CACKLE::-)
Lithaladhwen: Whiskey tango fucking foxtrot, Brian.
Arch mage144: Why, aside from being foreign, would he be "banned?"
PapatymisonN: He killed an entire village, for one...
Arch mage144: There is a great irony to the fact that Kamos is always bitching about the monarchy when apparently the real power is in the hands of an elected senate.
Lithaladhwen: And when Valth is run by three men and a cat.
pd Rydia: oh wait, RP ovar
PapatymisonN: Yeah.
PapatymisonN: Hi, Diane.
Lithaladhwen: Hi Dia.
Arch mage144: The cat holds all the real power.
Lithaladhwen: We're discussing why you don't elect my RP characters into the Doman senate.
Arch mage144: They put out a mat on the floor and whatever choice the cat sits on is selected.
Arch mage144: Sometimes unscrupulous members of the council will put food on certain places.
PapatymisonN: *seriously considering changing the name now...*
PapatymisonN: Doman Senate is so... streamlined...
Lithaladhwen: It is!
PapatymisonN: Whereas Doman Keeper's Council... not as much.
T3chn0Namagomi: Heh. It's always either that or the other "council" jokes with Valth. I'm surprised the obvious one hasn't come in--oh, wait. That's for MAC Valth.
A Rockin SN: Doman Council of Elders
Lithaladhwen: Well, Valth is no better as far as fair elections go, as far as I've seen.
Arch mage144: Elders? Doesn't that imply age, experience, and venerability? A patriarchy, if you will?
Lithaladhwen: They have that whole oligarchy thing going on.
PapatymisonN: *a fourteen year old sits in for Hyraldor*
A Rockin SN: Traditionally, Brian
Arch mage144: I vote for Doman Senate, if you really want to make it sound like an actual political organization.
A Rockin SN: But sometimes an Elder system becomes just a Senate. Technically.
A Rockin SN: The Roman Senate was a Council of Elders
T3chn0Namagomi: Actually, the other joke would be Yet Another EVA Parallel.
Arch mage144: The old men of Valth?
Arch mage144: Do they usually converse in SOUND ONLY mode?
T3chn0Namagomi: XD
Lithaladhwen: Yeah. Three men and a cat.
T3chn0Namagomi: Scarily enough, with the idea for the facilities being decentralized by MAC...
Lithaladhwen: The cat totally earned his position, though. He keeps the council chamber free of rodents.
Lithaladhwen: Therefore, everyone on the Valthi council has earned his power.
Lithaladhwen: Unlike that bastard Domanada.
A Rockin SN: Hey, Caligula named his horse Senator
PapatymisonN: Cuz he sucks SO MUCH... uh... oh, wait....
Lithaladhwen: I know.
Lithaladhwen: *to Dan*
PapatymisonN: FOUGHT A G-D ESPER! e_e
Lithaladhwen: I read that the other day.
Lithaladhwen: I didn't know Gaera had a Veldt.
PapatymisonN: ... Forbidden plains. Same diff. <.<
PapatymisonN: Or something. >.>
Lithaladhwen: >_>
Arch mage144: Huge difference, actually...
PapatymisonN: QUIT LOOKIN' AT ME!
A Rockin SN: What IS in the Forbidden Plains?
PapatymisonN: I DON'T KNOW YOU! THAT'S MY PURSE!
PapatymisonN: *kicks Dan in the crotch*
Arch mage144: Strictly speaking, not much.
Lithaladhwen: The Forbidden Plains
T3chn0Namagomi: [01: SOUND ONLY] Let's send out all the damn emo kids, train them to be mecha pilots, and then annoy the MAC personnel to death by sending them there!
Arch mage144: It's "forbidden" because it was the site of a huge battlefield long ago.
Lithaladhwen: Read the text before you ask silly questions in class.
Arch mage144: Contested territory between Nekonia and Doma.
T3chn0Namagomi: [02: SOUND ONLY] Yes. And then we can SAVE MY THIRD YACHT!!!
Arch mage144: There are the remains of countless dragons buried there, as well as the ruins of several ancient cities.
T3chn0Namagomi: </Chugworth>
Lithaladhwen: [03:SOUND ONLY] MEOW
PapatymisonN: Brian, you ran an RP there, as I recall... with a Beholder, right?
PapatymisonN: Or, SOMEONE ran an RP with a Beholder there...
Arch mage144: Several of my RPs have taken place in either fringe towns or ruins on the plains. I've run a couple RPs that involved beholders.
T3chn0Namagomi: [04:SOUND ONLY] DAMNIT! Who let the cat on the transmission! This is for official duty only!
PapatymisonN: I think Dae was in this one, but whatever.
Arch mage144: [05:SOUND ONLY]
T3chn0Namagomi: Yeah. He got eaten by a G-cube
Arch mage144: [05:SOUND ONLY] Oh, wait, you can't see me raise my hand. We're on SOUND ONLY mode.
Lithaladhwen: [SOME GUY: SOUND ONLY] OLIOLIOLIOLIO
PapatymisonN: And thus began a LONG love affair... e_e
T3chn0Namagomi: [13:SOUND ONLY] SHUT THE FUCK UP, I'VE GOT A VIEW OF TWO OF THE HOT PILOTS HAVING LESBIAN SEX FROM HERE!
Lithaladhwen: [SOME GUY: SOUND ONLY] OLIOLI--
Lithaladhwen: [SOME GUY: SOUND ONLY] OLIOLIOLIOLIO
T3chn0Namagomi: [11:SOUND ONLY]RRRGH! CRAB BATTLE!
pd Rydia: there's some settlements in the FP, IIRC
T3chn0Namagomi: [13:SOUND ONLY] SCREW THIS! *signs off*
A Rockin SN: There's a settlement of halflings there
pd Rydia: that've cropped up from RP to RP--yeah
pd Rydia: Pheryl's village was there
A Rockin SN: Was part of Pervy's 2nd gen RP
Lithaladhwen: There's also a druid there.
pd Rydia: the way I bged it in the MUSH was that the races not involved in the war are more likely to settle there
Lithaladhwen: Fenn lives there.
A Rockin SN: [08:SOUND ONLY] I rolled up the school in my katamari!
T3chn0Namagomi: [09:SOUND ONLY] We really need to start heavily taxing Nekonian imports...
T3chn0Namagomi: [02:SOUND ONLY] So we can save MY NEW YACHT!
A Rockin SN: [08:SOUND ONLY] I rolled your yacht in the katamari too! Naaa! Na na na na na, Katamari Damacyyy!
PapatymisonN: ... I want to see a Tusken's face.
Arch mage144: Yeah, people not living there is mostly supersition-related.
Arch mage144: People do.
T3chn0Namagomi: [01:SOUND ONLY] I really just wanted to get rid of the depressed whiny mecha pilots...
Syra Zemyla: But people can't live there! It's forbidden!
Lithaladhwen: [SOME GUY: SOUND ONLY] OLIOLIOOOOOO!!
Lithaladhwen: Seriously. Enough transmissions!
T3chn0Namagomi: Gotcha
A Rockin SN: It'd be the best ruling council ever
Lithaladhwen: I'll keep doing that, I swear!
Lithaladhwen: You can't stop me!
A Rockin SN: It only made the council better.
PapatymisonN: ... yeah. Since I have utter control of the Doman Keeper's Council, they vote unanimously to call themselves the Senate.
Lithaladhwen: Whoo!
Lithaladhwen: Democracy of one!
A Rockin SN: D will be a canditate!
PapatymisonN: Kay.
Lithaladhwen: Anyway. None of my characters can serve on that council but Myrnal, and she's ruled out for reasons of insanity and former dealings with dark gods.
Lithaladhwen: I said so.
PapatymisonN: Would she even be interested?
Lithaladhwen: She would rather die.
PapatymisonN: Well there ya go.
pd Rydia: superstition, and a little bit of ghostliness
Lithaladhwen: All of my other characters are foreign and/or otherwise affiliated.
pd Rydia: not much of a problem with sufficient white mages
A Rockin SN: White mages are boring.
pd Rydia: I should post up the MUSH stuff on the forum, or something
Lithaladhwen: The wiki?
A Rockin SN: *HAMMERED by a 4'9" white mage, flies over the horizon*
pd Rydia: white mages are essential FF1 stuff
Lithaladhwen: We love the w iki.
pd Rydia: OH, Dan
A Rockin SN: Yes?
pd Rydia: http://www.bladeandepsilon.com/ez/danzaiver.htm
pd Rydia: we do love the wiki
A Rockin SN: DANZAIVER!
A Rockin SN: Awesome fighting game character
A Rockin SN: Just for his raw cheesiness
T3chn0Namagomi: You wanna see raw cheeze?
A Rockin SN: Doug.
T3chn0Namagomi: Just take a look at Ideon or GaoGaiGar.
A Rockin SN: He's a Power Rangers parody.
T3chn0Namagomi: Oh, other kind of cheeze.
Lithaladhwen: But can he bake bread?
Lithaladhwen: Because a man who can walk into a kitchen and make bread is TOTALLY RAW.
T3chn0Namagomi: Though, Ideon IS in an 80s Super Robot Anime.
A Rockin SN: Heh
A Rockin SN: he manages to be a Power Rangers parody, and STILL have cool moves.
PapatymisonN: Truth.
PapatymisonN: Cuz Power Rangers moves are cheesy, more often than not.
A Rockin SN: Well.
A Rockin SN: He has a sword and gun.
A Rockin SN: So he's not completely Power Rangerish.
A Rockin SN: .....THE POWER OF THE SUPREME RULER DESTROYS EVIL! THE ULTIMATE HERO! DANZAIVER! *posing Power Rangers style*
T3chn0Namagomi: Red Ranger from first season had a sword and gun.
PapatymisonN: Lots of Red Rangers have swords and guns.
T3chn0Namagomi: SILENCE. *shoots Cha with the galaxy-destroying Ideon Gun*
PapatymisonN: *isn't a galaxy, so is not affected*
T3chn0Namagomi: *Even in the very downgraded SRW version, it still does around 50,000+ damage*
PapatymisonN: *... to a GALAXY*
T3chn0Namagomi: Uh, no.
T3chn0Namagomi: To other mecha.
T3chn0Namagomi: And anything else that happens to be in the way of the blast
PapatymisonN: Very well. I'll take one half-step to the left, and be utterly safe. THERE! Problem solved!
T3chn0Namagomi: Only works when you're at point-blank.
T3chn0Namagomi: Damn thing affects almost the damn battlefield with its spread. ^.^
PapatymisonN: One full step forward, then. Behind the shooter. Whee!
T3chn0Namagomi: That attack is, nonetheless, gigacheeze for a game where gigacheeze is typically the norm.
PapatymisonN: Gotcha.
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pd Rydia: o.o
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