You have just entered room "holycrapcomeplay."
CGNakibe: You remember how many bars of HP Dante starts off with?
CGNakibe: Bout 1/2 of the first bar, right?
T3chn0Namagomi: I forgot. I'm tempted to think 5 or 6, yeah
Der DWSage: <_<
CGNakibe: Since you end up with 2 "Full" bars.
Der DWSage: *Checks notes* Tolaris, Sorune, Keet, Kali, or (Maybe) Kumo...
Der DWSage: Or mystery character...
CGNakibe: Mystery Meat?
T3chn0Namagomi: Mmm...chips with nacho dip
Der DWSage: It's AVERAGE MAN!
Will Rennar has entered the room.
Will Rennar: (*peaks in, curious as to what's going on* o.o)
Der DWSage: <_<
Der DWSage: Nothing yet.
Der DWSage: >_>
Der DWSage: SO! I'm going to start something with a character.
Der DWSage: How many people here intend to RP and not lurk?
CGNakibe: RP interests me today.
Der DWSage: I know Ashley is interested.
T3chn0Namagomi: Might be interested.
Lithaladhwen: Sorry. I was AFK.
Lithaladhwen: I'm RPing.
Lithaladhwen: Brian is having car trouble, and I was talking to his mother.
Der DWSage: Ah. Well then.
Will Rennar: Actually considering it tonight. *checks outside for a blue moon*
Lithaladhwen: *checks outside for a rain of toads and four men on horses*
CGNakibe: Naah. My riding buddies are home today.
Lithaladhwen: Your...your what?
CGNakibe: Pestilence and Plague are busy playing Doom on LAN.
T3chn0Namagomi: APOCALYPSE PONY!
A Rockin SN: CIRCLE CIRCLE SQUARE CIRCLE.
Lithaladhwen: Wow. They're nerdier than they seem in Revelations.
CGNakibe: Hey, who said they couldn't have fun before the destruction of the world?
Lithaladhwen: I'm going to be weird and request first gen.
Lithaladhwen: I've been playing a lot of second gen, and I miss some of my firstgen characters.
T3chn0Namagomi: I'm going to AFK because I'm done with this dip.
A Rockin SN: I still say 2nd gen!
Lithaladhwen: Everyone here has seen my OOC forum post that the JD is being rebuilt, yes?
T3chn0Namagomi: First gen. I would prefer First gen.
A Rockin SN: Nooooooo
LovelyJester has entered the room.
Will Rennar: Hey Lex.
Lithaladhwen: Hiya Lex.
Der DWSage: Sorry folks. Mum ganked the computer from me.
Der DWSage: She was all 'GIVE ME YOUR SECRETS. >:' And I was all like 'NOOOOOO! Never!' and she totally overpowered me with her mom guilt powers.
T3chn0Namagomi: I hate mom guilt powers
CGNakibe: Mothers have horrific powers that defy reality.
Der DWSage: Anyway!
Der DWSage: >_> I think the votes for first gen outnumber the votes for second. >_>
LovelyJester: second!
LovelyJester: el penis!
CGNakibe: First, you say?
Der DWSage: ...Let's take a vote. Those who don't vote in the next two minutes don't get a say. >:
T3chn0Namagomi: First gen.
Der DWSage: First, here.
Will Rennar: *defaults to first due to not having a 2G character*
LovelyJester: second!
CGNakibe: First
Der DWSage: Thirty seconds to voting closing. >:
Der DWSage: ...And that's all folks! First gen t'is!
Der DWSage: <IT IS A WONDERFUL DAY. THOSE WHO DISAGREE SHALL BE MELTED BY MISTER SUN.>
T3chn0Namagomi: <Kamos hates Mister Sun.>
Der DWSage: <And as a part of this wonderful day, a certain blonde guardswoman is taking the day 'patrolling' the park.>
Der DWSage: <And she's humming! You folks should come in any time now.>
LovelyJester: (I dunno who to play.)
A Rockin SN: <It feels like a Loen day>
T3chn0Namagomi: *laying down on a bench beneath a tree on his own, Kamos basically spits onto the ground*
Will Rennar: (Welcome to the club, Lex.)
A Rockin SN: *with a color change so it doesn't clash with Doug*
Lithaladhwen: (Unfortunately, Shakti is currently unavailable to torment Loen. Sadness.)
LovelyJester: <Willow>
LovelyJester: *Is a tree*
LovelyJester: *Tree tree tree whoosh*
Will Rennar: (Am I correct to assume this is happening in Doma?)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Yes)
A Rockin SN: *and today, in the park, there is a certain young man with black hair, pale skin, and blue eyes! He's somewhat tall and rather scarred. And he's practicing sword stuff!*
Der DWSage: (Indeed. In the park, no less!)
A Rockin SN: *And, by the looks of it, damn can he move.*
CGNakibe: (Hmmm.)
Der DWSage: *Hum, hum, hum! And observe of the scarred swordsman!*
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: Blech.
T3chn0Namagomi: Fucking job-stealing guards have to be here as well. Woooonderful
Der DWSage: >_> Some of us have to eat too, y'know.
T3chn0Namagomi: <_< You intruded on my territory first.
Der DWSage: I don't even know who you are. How could I be intruding?
T3chn0Namagomi: By sucking up the available jobs here.
Der DWSage: ...The 'available jobs' today seem to be a whole lot of nothing. So sorry to disappoint you.
Lithaladhwen: (Yeah, Shakti was already arrested for murder. All fun is lost forever.)
Lithaladhwen: (As well as all potential jobs ever. Poor ladyguardsman.)
Der DWSage: (Yeah. We all blame Shakti. >: )
Lithaladhwen: (*Sifts through the wiki for characters*)
Der DWSage: (...I have to do this.)
T3chn0Namagomi: And then, on top of sucking up the available jobs, you people force me to engage in combat in an extremely unwise manner, tactically speaking, as for some reason, elimination of targets is not allowed for anyone BUT the guard.
Der DWSage: (Kamos' angst is inferior to Karn's.)
Der DWSage: To be fair, we catch a lot of flak for it too.
Lithaladhwen: (Oh, why the hell not. I miss Myrnal.)
Lithaladhwen: <The girl.>
CGNakibe: *meanwhile, a young man with long green hair and a glaive strapped to his back leans on a tree and looks around*
A Rockin SN: *slash up, slash down, spins in mid-air for a mid-kick with the other leg, blocks with an imaginary shield on the left arm, swing, counter-arm swing, then a high spinkick. Not the sort of move you'd do with heavy armor*
Lithaladhwen: (For the record. mer-NAHL shal-YEN-za is the name.)
Will Rennar: (Is it just me or did Dan just kung-fu the Konami Code?)
CGNakibe: Tis a nice day out here today.
T3chn0Namagomi: Too damn sunny.
CGNakibe: (Missing a BA Start.)
A Rockin SN: (... If I did, that would have been the most hilarious thing ever.)
Der DWSage: <_<
Der DWSage: *Oh yes.*
Lithaladhwen: *A young woman with curly brown hair crosses into the park, apparently jogging. She's wearing black pants and a white tank top. (cont)*
Der DWSage: *It's not that noticeable, but Kali has a very strange, minor accent to her voice. And it's not really placable. If anything, it's a southern accent*
Lithaladhwen: *She also seems to be accompanied by a large, fuzzy-scruffy, three-legged puppy. Probably some kind of wolfhoun-mix.*
Lithaladhwen: *wolfhound
Lithaladhwen: *Kamos recognizes her.*
Will Rennar: (Shaun: Where do you think the block, swings, and spinkick came in?)
CGNakibe: Huh. Now ain't that a friendly-looking puppy?
CGNakibe: (Point!)
Der DWSage: Hm?
Will Rennar: (Oh frack, as if I didn't have ENOUGH reason not to be here, now there's a storm rolling in. I'm out y'all.)
T3chn0Namagomi: *nods toward Myrnal* Oi.
Der DWSage: *Also turns and sees the dog!*
T3chn0Namagomi: (Sorry Wilren)
Der DWSage: (Tah, Willxaq.)
Lithaladhwen: *stops, and pulls the dog to a stop next to her*
Der DWSage: o.o Very large puppy. What happened to his leg?
Lithaladhwen: *heavy breathing* Hey, Kamos.
Will Rennar has left the room.
Lithaladhwen: His leg? Dunno. He was like this when my parents found him.
T3chn0Namagomi: So it's yours?
Lithaladhwen: Yes.
Lithaladhwen: My parents took him in a while ago, and I found him in my room when I got home.
Der DWSage: Hm.
Lithaladhwen: His name's Heinrich.
T3chn0Namagomi: Sounds like the name of one of those goblins.
Lithaladhwen: Heinrich: *is a big grey scruffy mess of happy dog*
CGNakibe: Heinrich, eh? Interesting name.
CGNakibe: And such a wonderful dog, eh?
Der DWSage: *Tries to start petting the Hein!*
T3chn0Namagomi: Used to have a cat, myself.
CGNakibe: Cats be picky creatures, don't like just anybody.
Lithaladhwen: Yeah, you seem like a cat person, Kamos.
T3chn0Namagomi: Big cat, actually. Ran off one day, but...*shrug*
Lithaladhwen: Heinrich: *tries to jump up on Kali, which is weird with the leg issue, but he manages to stand*
Lithaladhwen: Sitzen Sie, Heinrich.
Der DWSage: (>_> Actual german, or just Gaeran equivalent?)
Lithaladhwen: H: *sits down, disappointed*
T3chn0Namagomi: (Equivalent, I'd think.)
Lithaladhwen: (She's speaking Goblin. Equivalent.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Goblin's the german-equivalent here)
Der DWSage: (Kay then.)
Lithaladhwen: Sorry.
Lithaladhwen: He needs to learn to mind before he gets bigger. And he will.
Der DWSage: *Chuckles, continuing with the petting* I honestly don't mind. Mom used to keep a few Boxers around the house...and I got knocked over more than once by 'em.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...*imagines a dog the size of a pony* Yeeeee...
CGNakibe: So, what's bringin ya to this corner of Doma? Somethin interestin in these parts?
Lithaladhwen: *nod* He'll be bigger than a boxer. His head will probably hit about elbow height.
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: Whew...
Der DWSage: *Shrug again!*
Lithaladhwen: *The dog's head is about knee-height now*
Lithaladhwen: Anyway. My name's Myrnal. I don't think I know anyone here but Kamos, though I might have forgotten you. I suck with names.
Der DWSage: Kali Rodriguez. Doman Guard, and apparently encroaching on Kamos' territory.
Lithaladhwen: Kamos has a territory?
Lithaladhwen: Did you piss on the corners of it and everything? *smirk*
T3chn0Namagomi: They take up jobs that I could be on.
CGNakibe: >.> A merc, eh?
T3chn0Namagomi: And then force me to use tactically nonsensical methods because someone apparently doesn't want their five-year-old seeing a corpse in a street
Lithaladhwen: Oh. Well, you poor bastard.
Der DWSage: >_>
Lithaladhwen: Life must just be terrible for you.
CGNakibe: Oh, sorry. Name's Alash Narstrand. Come and go every now and again.
Der DWSage: You could just clean up after yourself.
Lithaladhwen: (Hey, Nama. We ruling that this is before Doomsday?)
Der DWSage: It wouldn't be the sight that'd do it for me, though. It'd be more the smell. People lose their bowel control when they die, y'know?
T3chn0Namagomi: (Yes)
A Rockin SN: *moves faster with the fighting movement, not paying attention to anything*
Lithaladhwen: This is true. I tend to just drag them into alleys beforehand anyway.
T3chn0Namagomi: <_< You seem to be a good bit more reasonable than a number of others.
Lithaladhwen: You know. The whole ninja darkness shadow thing.
T3chn0Namagomi: (Otherwise, I'd note alterations to Kamos' left hand)
Lithaladhwen: (Aye. True.)
Der DWSage: *Shrug* Besides. Where I come from, mercenaries are all but a thing of the past.
CGNakibe: Ninja? Thought that was just some sorta crazy Nekonian fairy tale thing or sommut?
T3chn0Namagomi: Trust me, they exist
Der DWSage: The ones that are left are called vigilantes and are dealt with cruelly. I'm kinda glad this isn't the same, but still.
Lithaladhwen: *waves*
Lithaladhwen: Hi.
Lithaladhwen: Ninja. Or so they tell me.
CGNakibe: Guess so. o.o Huh.
Der DWSage: <_<
Der DWSage: *As a note! Kali carries a mace, not a sword or other pointy object.*
Lithaladhwen: Where do you come from, Kali? Someplace vigilantes aren't welcome? The very idea saddens me.
Der DWSage: Doubt you've ever heard of it.
T3chn0Namagomi: Well, you haven't told us.
Der DWSage: America. On the planet Earth.
Lithaladhwen: So? Maybe I will later.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...No I haven't.
Lithaladhwen: Ah. Nope. Though I'll keep it in mind, provided I remember who the hell you are the next time we meet.
Lithaladhwen: (Shakti needs to meet more people from Earth. Just for giggles.)
T3chn0Namagomi: Right. If I ever end up there, I'll keep that in mind.
Der DWSage: You do that.
Lithaladhwen: I guess it's fair to call me a vigilante, though. I like the sound of that.
Der DWSage: *Shrug* Ah well. They probably won't notice you if they don't notice all the damn werewolves, vampires, and mages, anyway.
Lithaladhwen: I'm a better vigilante than a mercenary by most accounts.
Lithaladhwen: H: *sniffs Kamos*
T3chn0Namagomi: <_<
Lithaladhwen: They wouldn't notice me anyway. A lot of people don't.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...social thing, it is.
Der DWSage: Because you're a ninja?
Lithaladhwen: H: *sits on Kamos' foot*
Lithaladhwen: Yup. You got it.
T3chn0Namagomi: Oi! *yanks his foot and scrunches up on the bench*
T3chn0Namagomi: (XD)
Lithaladhwen: *laughs*
T3chn0Namagomi: (My dog did that all the time)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Just sat on my foot)
Der DWSage: *Pets the dog happily!*
Lithaladhwen: What's the matter, Kamos? He's just a puppy. He doesn't mean any harm.
Der DWSage: In any case, the Guard does a lot besides just handle the immediate, 'we need to take someone out' work.
Lithaladhwen: H: *returns with appropriate doggie-licking-affection*
T3chn0Namagomi: Sorry. Not a fan of things that put their ass on my foot.
Der DWSage: *Doesn't seem to mind!*
Lithaladhwen: Could be worse. He could put his nose in your ass.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...Thankfully, I'm laying down.
Lithaladhwen: Something like that.
Der DWSage: So long as he doesn't hump your leg, be happy.
Lithaladhwen: Yeah. I don
T3chn0Namagomi: ...Those things try to have sex with your LEG? Uuuugh...
Lithaladhwen: *Yeah, I don't have the heart to get him fixed, so we'll see how that goes.
Lithaladhwen: And...yeah? He's a dog? They... do that?
CGNakibe: ... Never seen yourself a particularly happy dog before, eh?
CGNakibe: They be... a little too happy on occasion.
Lithaladhwen: Yeah, Heinrich is... reaching that age. The awkward adolescent stage.
T3chn0Namagomi: Eeeeee...
Lithaladhwen: Maybe I'll bring him around to visit you, Kamos. For your own...education.
CGNakibe: Ya mean the "Needs t' be hit with paper" stage.
Lithaladhwen: *smirk*
T3chn0Namagomi: Education?
CGNakibe: *chuckles* You two know each other, eh?
T3chn0Namagomi: Yeah.
Lithaladhwen: Kinda. Friend of a friend. Or rather, cousin of a friend.
T3chn0Namagomi: Yeah, she knows my pervert cousin.
CGNakibe: Takes all kinds in the family, I say.
Lithaladhwen: I hired him once. Or rather, agreed to allow him to follow us because he was bored.
Lithaladhwen: He hit on me more than I'd like because he's an oversexed skirtchasing bastard, but all things considered it could have been worse.
Lithaladhwen: At least you generally know where he stands, even if it is behind me staring at my ass.
CGNakibe: Sounds like a heapin helpin of trouble.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...Don't get me started on how he seems to constantly accuse me of having a dragon fetish.
Der DWSage: (Back, again.)
Lithaladhwen: *to Alash* You might be surprised. He was one of the only people around I could rely on for a while. Everyone else was either skipping out or tried to kill me.
T3chn0Namagomi: Tried to kill you?
Lithaladhwen: Yeah.
Der DWSage: Huh.
Lithaladhwen: This one guy we travelled with.
CGNakibe: ... Hell of a way to find a friend.
CGNakibe: Although if that friend ain't payin more attention to th' fight than yer skirt.... *shrugs*
Lithaladhwen: He flipped out and tried to kill all of us. That irritated me. So I killed him. I'd been waiting for a reason anyway.
T3chn0Namagomi: I see.
A Rockin SN: (Test.)
A Rockin SN: (Can you read this?)
T3chn0Namagomi: (yes)
CGNakibe: Hn.
CGNakibe: (NO. >:{)
Der DWSage: o_o
Lithaladhwen: (Yes.)
Der DWSage: I...see.
Der DWSage: (No. I hear it with my eyes, instead.)
Lithaladhwen: He was a prick and he deserved to die. I killed him once, then he came back as a vampire, and I killed him again. End of story.
Lithaladhwen: It was very gratifying.
T3chn0Namagomi: <_< Other guy, not my cousin, for clarification. My cousin's still here, and he's still a pervert.
Der DWSage: I'm sure.
CGNakibe: Sounds like he needed a good stabbin.
Lithaladhwen: Zeke's still here. I wouldn't kill him unless he was hired to kill me first.
T3chn0Namagomi: Vampire? Ugh.
T3chn0Namagomi: Hate fighting undead
T3chn0Namagomi: I hate it.
CGNakibe: Had yerself a time with em, eh?
T3chn0Namagomi: Let's just say that my abilities focus around the disposal of the living, not the undead or demonic.
A Rockin SN has left the room.
Lithaladhwen: Undead? Haven't had much issue with undead. *initiate cutting sarcasm* Oh, well. Except for Xzar'il, that illithilich. Oh, and Elaith's army. And then Corrigan. And more of Elaith's army.
Der DWSage: >_>
CGNakibe: Xzar'il, eh?
Der DWSage: ...This is why I prefer my own powers.
Lithaladhwen: Never mind. I lied.
CGNakibe: Sounds like a name I've heard about in some sorta song or whatever.
Lithaladhwen: Yeah, you know him? He was crazy.
T3chn0Namagomi: Personally, I wish I had a shotgun for the bastards.
Lithaladhwen: Squidfuck has a weird sense of humor, but I didn't like him. I'm glad he's dead, too.
Der DWSage: Mm. I'd settle for a tank.
T3chn0Namagomi: Tank?
Der DWSage: Oh, right.
Der DWSage: Um...think really big, armored cart, set on treads so that you can't even damage the wheels.
Der DWSage: That shoots out highly explosive rounds bigger than your head.
Lithaladhwen: That's... interesting.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...I like the last part.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...I like the last part a lot. Not a big fan of something that sounds so immobile, though.
Lithaladhwen: I like to be closer than that to the people I kill, though. S'why I'm not into guns. I want my enemy's blood on my palms. Maybe that's just me.
Der DWSage: Oh, it's far from immobile.
Der DWSage: Last I checked, the only way to stop them was to put a river between yourself and them.
T3chn0Namagomi: Sounds like it, I mean, all that damn armor means that you can't dodge shit.
Lithaladhwen: H: *curls up and begins biting his toenails on the grass*
Der DWSage: Oh, that?
Der DWSage: >_> For the most part, it doesn't have to dodge.
Lithaladhwen: All that damn armor means you don't have to dodge shit.
Der DWSage: About the only thing that could destroy it would be another tank.
Der DWSage: Or maybe a well-placed grenade.
T3chn0Namagomi: Or some of the magic users around here.
Der DWSage: Granted.
CGNakibe: Armored cart, huh?
CGNakibe: That be a strange idea all around, I think.
Lithaladhwen: Pfft. Magic is shiny and nice, but I don't think I'd like it.
CGNakibe: ... better not tell one of th' crazy mages 'round here, though.
Der DWSage: But mages are a lot rarer where I come from. Or at the very least, they hide better.
CGNakibe: Might get it in their fool heads to MAKE one.
T3chn0Namagomi: Eh. Mine's good at killing stuff.
Der DWSage: <_<
Lithaladhwen: I don't know real magic. I have a couple of cheap tricks, and that's about it.
Der DWSage: I think there'd be more limitations on it around here than there would back home.
Der DWSage: Then again, mages might make it fly, and that'd be real scary.
Lithaladhwen: It's more or less the knives.
T3chn0Namagomi: >_> Can I demonstrate on a tree, or would that be some weird arrestible offense?
Lithaladhwen: *For the record, for once there are no visible knives on Myrnal's person. This is highly unusual.*
Lithaladhwen: *Usually there are at least half a dozen that you can see.*
Der DWSage: Nah. So long as the shrapnel doesn't kill anyone, I don't think.
T3chn0Namagomi: Right then. *gets up, cracks his neck, and looks for a lone tree*
CGNakibe: I... um... I'm told I be havin magic...
Der DWSage: *For the hell of it, let's say there's one nearby!*
Lithaladhwen: You're told? I would think you'd be able to tell.
CGNakibe: ... <.<;;;
CGNakibe: Well, yah.
CGNakibe: Its... not somethin 'm comfortable with.
T3chn0Namagomi: *holds his left wrist with his right hand, points left hand at the tree* All light, burst into flame! Show unto me your final, fiery glimmer! Now! Blast Shell!
T3chn0Namagomi: *red light focuses into a sphere in front of his hand, before firing forward as a bolt...which impacts with the tree with a crimson flash*
Lithaladhwen: *sigh* Sometimes I regret not being able to do the flashy things. That's just cool.
T3chn0Namagomi: (Lessee...60-70 damage or so in PS)
Lithaladhwen: The up-side of flashy destruction is that it's easy to show off. What would a ninja do? Walk really quietly?
Der DWSage: *Whistles*
T3chn0Namagomi: (Higher damage, actually....hm.)
Der DWSage: (I think the tree's gone bye bye. :{ )
Lithaladhwen: (I'm inclined to agree.)
T3chn0Namagomi: *needless to say, a big-ass chunk is literally burnt out of the tree...which falls over into a conveniently-placed body of water*
Der DWSage: <_<
Der DWSage: Yeah, my power isn't nearly so flashy.
Lithaladhwen: Good deal, Kamos. You totally showed that tree who's boss. Now you can say you've marked off your territory.
T3chn0Namagomi: Mainly showing the general destructive potential we're talking about--and why mobility's more important than armor...
Der DWSage: (...Kamos is still wearing his beret, yes?)
Lithaladhwen: Eh.
T3chn0Namagomi: (Nah)
Der DWSage: (Pity. :{ )
CGNakibe: O.o;;
CGNakibe: Wow. Just... Um...
CGNakibe: .... *staring. Geez, this guy doesn't see magic much, does he?*
Lithaladhwen: I still say this is easier to show off. Seriously. I could totally walk behind you really quietly. I could do it right now in fact. Would you be impressed, Kamos?
Der DWSage: <_<
T3chn0Namagomi: I get your point, Myrnal. <_<
Lithaladhwen: *shrug*
Lithaladhwen: I think you get off on showing people how badass you are against the local plant life.
Lithaladhwen: I'm just saying we don't all have that luxury.
T3chn0Namagomi: I think you get off on walking really quietly. *laughs*
Lithaladhwen: *snort*
Der DWSage: >_>
T3chn0Namagomi: Anyway...
CGNakibe: ... Kinda... odd t' see real mages about... o.o;;
Lithaladhwen: (For the record, I'll be here for about another hour.)
Der DWSage: Mine's better.
Der DWSage: I can take out a group of mutant dragon lizard things with nothing but a bag of nails.
T3chn0Namagomi: I've been trying to develop a point-blank version.
CGNakibe: How many Mages ARE there in Doma, anyway?
T3chn0Namagomi: <_< A lot.
Lithaladhwen: Oh, hell. Are we going to start mushroom-slapping each other with our destructive majesty?
Der DWSage: I'd say at least a third of the population.
Der DWSage: With half of those being dedicated mages.
CGNakibe: That's.... that's..... o o
Lithaladhwen: H: *eats a bug*
CGNakibe: *absorb process absorb*
T3chn0Namagomi: I wouldn't call myself a "dedicated" mage.
Lithaladhwen: Well, that's in Doma capital. I can tell you there are fewer just outside the city.
Der DWSage: I'm not even a mage.
Lithaladhwen: Where I live there are almost none, like most of ...well, most of everywhere that isn't Doma capital.
CGNakibe: An' this place ain't got crazy demons flyin out of it daily or nothin?
Lithaladhwen: Sure it does.
Der DWSage: Depends. Licensed or unlicensed?
Der DWSage: Sometimes air traffic control gets hectic and we have to start shooting them down.
Der DWSage: *Looks totally serious*
Lithaladhwen: You're fucking crazy.
CGNakibe: LICENSED? o.O;;
Lithaladhwen: I only know.... one crazy demon around here right now, and I think for the moment she's flying around with Kamos' cousin. *smirk*
T3chn0Namagomi: 9_9 Oh. HER.
Lithaladhwen: You friends?
T3chn0Namagomi: We've met.
Lithaladhwen: Uh huh.
T3chn0Namagomi: And the first thing she starts talking about is my sex life.
Der DWSage: ...Succubus?
T3chn0Namagomi: Something like that.
Lithaladhwen: Yeah. Name's Quinn. She's all right. I'm pretty reasonably well-acquainted with her.
Lithaladhwen: *to Kamos* I brought her over here, you know.
Lithaladhwen: She was on Ka'thalar, until she decided to conquer a new landmass.
T3chn0Namagomi: <_< Oh, THANK YOU. *totally sarcastic*
CGNakibe: Wha.... wha....
CGNakibe: The rumors WERE right.
CGNakibe: Doma is CRAZY. o.O;;;
Lithaladhwen: *patronizing tone* Yes, it is, dear.
Lithaladhwen: Glad you noticed.
CGNakibe: >.>
T3chn0Namagomi: Of course, this is the place where everything sleeps with everything, as long as it's capable of higher cognition.
Der DWSage: *Ponder*
T3chn0Namagomi: How can it NOT be crazy?
Lithaladhwen: I don't sleep with everything. I didn't sleep with Zeke, and I never will.
Lithaladhwen: Feel better, Kamos?
T3chn0Namagomi: *laughs*
Der DWSage: IM:...I will not speak up here.
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: At least Zeke's not here. If he were, he'd start chiming on about my "dragon fetish" or whatever.
CGNakibe: IM: I am NOT hearing this. >.<;;;
Lithaladhwen: There's a whole laundry list of people I haven't slept with, and never will.
Lithaladhwen: You're on it, Kamos. So are.... You. *points to Alash*
Lithaladhwen: Maybe I'm the last stronghold of traditional family values in all of Doma, but I doubt it.
Der DWSage: No, there's also my brother.
Der DWSage: In short, he hasn't gotten laid yet.
T3chn0Namagomi: Meh. Like I'm supposed to care if you want to sleep with me or not.
Lithaladhwen: I don't expect you to. I'm just reassuring you.
Lithaladhwen: I'm fucking hemorrhaging comfort right now, and you just seem to be missing it somehow.
Der DWSage: >_>
Der DWSage: You're...hemorrhaging comfort.
CGNakibe: *shakes his head*
Lithaladhwen: Yes. I'm making a huge considerate mess.
Der DWSage: You're a very strange woman for a ninja.
Der DWSage: Or a vigilante, for that matter.
Lithaladhwen: *head tilt* It's been suggested.
Der DWSage: *Shrug*
T3chn0Namagomi: *shrug*
T3chn0Namagomi: *lays down on the bench again*
Lithaladhwen: I think I'm pretty standard, really. But maybe I'm not one to judge. I think you're strange for a guardsmember.
Der DWSage: Well, yeah.
T3chn0Namagomi: For someone in the guard? She's quite different. Though in a good way.
Lithaladhwen: IM: Conversation is off of me, lala lala la....
Der DWSage: I'm not even from this planet, and yet I encroach on the jobs of innocenct mercenaries just by taking a job I need for food money. ^_^
T3chn0Namagomi: Eh. Let's just say I'm not a fan of the Guard as a whole.
Lithaladhwen: Those poor innocent mercenaries, being oppressed by you terrible bad lawfolk.
Lithaladhwen: Taking the bread right out of their mouths.
Lithaladhwen: You ought to be ashamed.
Der DWSage: I should.
Der DWSage: And yet, I feel nothing but glee at the thought of killing people and getting away with it scot-free.
Lithaladhwen: *laughs*
Der DWSage: ...Sorry Kamos, but I can't resist a set-up like that.
CGNakibe: Hm.
T3chn0Namagomi: Eh. At least you're not like the total asswipes higher up in the Guard.
Lithaladhwen: Yeah. Like that Silvar jackass. What a dick.
T3chn0Namagomi: Not him.
Lithaladhwen: *smirk*
T3chn0Namagomi: Silvar's actually respectable to an extent.
Der DWSage: Mm-hm. He also doesn't like ambushes.
T3chn0Namagomi: That Amanzi-whatever the fuck his name is guy pisses me off.
Der DWSage: Amanzioni, I think.
Lithaladhwen: I have no idea what either of you are talking about.
T3chn0Namagomi: Close enough
Lithaladhwen: IM: Conversation is still off of me.... lala lala lala la.....
Der DWSage: Well, General Hakaril Silvar is the mage general of Doma.
Der DWSage: I worked with him a short time ago. He nearly blew up a house because three drow surprised him.
Lithaladhwen: Was it their house?
Der DWSage: I think so. There were spiders in the basemen.t
Der DWSage: basement*
T3chn0Namagomi: ...Spiders are almost always in basements.
Lithaladhwen: Well, if it's their house, I don't see the problem.
Der DWSage: Ones big enough to eat small children?
T3chn0Namagomi: Oh
Der DWSage: Which they were about to do, by the way.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...then it was probably theirs.
Lithaladhwen: So you went in, were ambushed, and then saved a bunch of kids, all noble-like. That the general idea?
T3chn0Namagomi: ...yeeeeah.
Der DWSage: Yeah. And then we had to go to this cave thing. >_>
Der DWSage: ...And beat up on this completely stupid jackass who liked standing on ledges and making long speeches.
Lithaladhwen: IM: Whee. Saving kids. Best plan ever.
T3chn0Namagomi: People seem to not like doing ambushes here, it seems.
Lithaladhwen: *raises her hand* I ambush people. A lot.
Lithaladhwen: I apologize in advance for the offense.
Der DWSage: Yeah, but I'm sure you'd do it properly.
T3chn0Namagomi: You're an exception. You're smart.
Lithaladhwen: ....
Der DWSage: Would you shout 'CHARGE!' before you ambushed someone?
T3chn0Namagomi: ...No.
Lithaladhwen: I would not, no.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...Why waste an opportunity for a perfectly good headshot?
Der DWSage: Then you'd be better at ambushing than those drow were.
Lithaladhwen: That doesn't make me particularly smart. It makes whoever did that really stupid.
T3chn0Namagomi: Fuck...that wasn't an ambush
T3chn0Namagomi: That was just...
Lithaladhwen: Unusual for drow. I've been ambushed by perfectly competent armies of Drow.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...I don't have any words to describe it. Showboating?
Der DWSage: Probably.
Lithaladhwen: IM: That proceeded to bow at my feet, which was fucking terrifying, but that's not really "group share-time" material.
Der DWSage: Then again, they were led by some priest of Nakibe.
T3chn0Namagomi: Zealots, I take it.
Der DWSage: Yeah. They stole something or other, and we were just there to take it back.
Lithaladhwen: ...Nakibe? Odd. I've seen mainly Ni--followers of the god of hate.
CGNakibe: Who in their right minds would worship Nakibe, eh?
T3chn0Namagomi: Better than the six-hundredth lich or whatever.
CGNakibe: ... *shakes his head*
CGNakibe: Nothin like chaos worshippers.
Der DWSage: Mm. I can see why they'd do it. I just don't see why they'd be stupid to do it.
Lithaladhwen: *runs a hand through her curly hair, yanking it out of her face* Could be worse than Nakibe, I'd say.
CGNakibe: I gotta say, though.
CGNakibe: The few Chaos folk I dun seen ain't that stupid.
Der DWSage: Yeah, could be someone specifically worshipping death and destruction.
Lithaladhwen: No experience. No comment.
Lithaladhwen: ;>_>
Der DWSage: Limited experience, and I think they were brainwashed anyway.
T3chn0Namagomi: Likewise *to Myrnal*
Lithaladhwen: IM: Nope. I am absolutely ignorant of all dark powers known to the world, as well as the people who follow them. This is our official story. I am a mercenary and I just kill when I'm told. Good stuff, good times.
T3chn0Namagomi: Just wish I could fight something with vitals once in a while, you know?
CGNakibe: (Nakibe: I wuv you too *hugs Myrnal*)
T3chn0Namagomi: Something that isn't a demon, either
Lithaladhwen: (Myrnal: You're adorable, but I'll stab you in the face, deity or no deity.)
Der DWSage: Hm.
T3chn0Namagomi: Gets rather boring when you can't use your other spells, or get away with shooting it.
Der DWSage: (Kali:...Nakibe, why are you speaking through a three-legged wolfhound?)
Lithaladhwen: (What the fuck? That would indeed be weird.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Indeed)
CGNakibe: (He'd do it too. DOn't think he wouldn't.)
Lithaladhwen: (If I can't stay for this whole RP, would someone please log it and send me a complete version?)
Der DWSage: (Hence why I accused him of it.)
Der DWSage: (And sure, Ash. I don't think it'll be me, what with my connection.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (I could try, but I often forget)
Lithaladhwen: (Shaun?)
CGNakibe: (I can do this, yes.)
Der DWSage: >_> I'm almost tempted to ask you for a spar.
CGNakibe: (Been playing with my comp.
Lithaladhwen: (Swell. Thanks.)
CGNakibe: (For some reason I just ran out of drive space. >.>;;;-)
Lithaladhwen: *snickers a little*
Lithaladhwen: IM: That would be fun to watch.
Der DWSage: Except I don't like being shot.
T3chn0Namagomi: Not many people would.
T3chn0Namagomi: Though typically, when I spar, I don't really do so with weapons.
CGNakibe: Guns, eh? Never done seen any that was good enough back home.
T3chn0Namagomi: Only way I can keep things nonlethal, really.
CGNakibe: 'd be better with yerself a good Bow or somethin.
Der DWSage: Hm. Then you do it with magic alone?
T3chn0Namagomi: No.
Lithaladhwen: *chuckles*
Lithaladhwen: Poor Kamos. Too deadly for his own good.
Der DWSage: >_> Now I have to be curious. What?
Lithaladhwen: *laughs*
T3chn0Namagomi: Think these boots are just for slogging through mud?
Der DWSage: 6.6 Will you kick me if I say yes?
T3chn0Namagomi: Yes. *smirks*
CGNakibe: ... Yer name ain't Dia, by chance? >.>
CGNakibe: Heard of some crazy witch girl down near home by that name. Hear tell she done much damage with just her boots.
Lithaladhwen: Kamos has pretty hair, but he's no girl. I think he'd have mentioned it.
CGNakibe: *chuckles* Sorry. Just came t' mind right away.
Der DWSage: >_>
Der DWSage: *Shrug* Fine. A spar will do me some good, I think.
CGNakibe: Rumors 'round home were kinda strange sometimes.
Lithaladhwen: *sits down on the ground and yanks Heinrich up onto her lap*
Der DWSage: (...I'm almost tempted. A full PS battle, Nama? >_>)
T3chn0Namagomi: Haven't had a spar since the last one with Deeum...*gets back up, cracks his neck* Right here?
T3chn0Namagomi: (Unarmed vs. unarmed?)
Der DWSage: (Sounds good.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Only because Kamos doesn't do much in the way of nonlethal damage)
Lithaladhwen: *waves her hands* Go forth. I shall watch and be entertained by your senseless public violence.
Der DWSage: (One moment while I bring up Kali's sheet...)
T3chn0Namagomi: ...Hold on a second...I keep it nonlethal, but...
T3chn0Namagomi: *grips his armlet, a red glow surrounding him...this intensifies, before going to a full flash. When he's done? Looks like Kamos, with the addition of horns, wings, and, err...tail*
Lithaladhwen: ..... o_ô
Lithaladhwen: Is that necessary? At all?
Der DWSage has left the room.
CGNakibe: ... O.o;;
Der DWSage has entered the room.
T3chn0Namagomi: I'm able to keep my balance more like this.
CGNakibe: ... another one?
Der DWSage: Hm.
Der DWSage: <_< Can one of you hold this for me? *Holds up the mace!*
Lithaladhwen: ....Oookay.
CGNakibe: S... sure...
CGNakibe: *holds* o o
Lithaladhwen: Can't balance on your own two feet there, Kamos?
T3chn0Namagomi: I can, but I can do better like this.
Der DWSage: *Gives it! And then turns to face Kamos again!* Though, I should warn you.
Der DWSage: >_> I'm telekinetic.
Lithaladhwen: IM: That's.... kind of cool.
T3chn0Namagomi: Not sure that's too much of a problem with me...*drops into fighting stance...*
CGNakibe: *watches*
Der DWSage: It is the way I do it. *Not really a fighting stance. But it's something. I dunno.*
Der DWSage: (Aaaand roll initiative.)
OnlineHost: T3chn0Namagomi rolled 2 6-sided dice: 4 5
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 2 6-sided dice: 5 2
Der DWSage: (9)
T3chn0Namagomi: (17)
Der DWSage: (Almost, but not quite, twice Kali's speed. :{ )
T3chn0Namagomi: (Almost.)
Lithaladhwen: *sits back and cuddles her dog while she watches people prepare to beat on each other*
T3chn0Namagomi: *and Kamos quickly moves foward, executing a wide kick as he stops*
OnlineHost: T3chn0Namagomi rolled 1 20-sided die: 15
Der DWSage: (...>_> Yeah, that definitely connects. PA of 8.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (34)
OnlineHost: T3chn0Namagomi rolled 2 6-sided dice: 1 4
T3chn0Namagomi: (ALMOST super-crit. 22)
T3chn0Namagomi: (No, wait!)
T3chn0Namagomi: (You get a roll, remember?)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Unless we invented a "flat-footed" rule just now)
Der DWSage: (Ah, right.)
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 20-sided die: 6
Der DWSage: (...Yeah, she's hit.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Still a crit.)
Lithaladhwen: (Myrnal: Yes. Invent that rule. Do it.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (XD)
T3chn0Namagomi: (22 damage)
Der DWSage: *OH, but she's hit hard. Right in der kisser. :{*
Lithaladhwen: >.o Hm.
Der DWSage: *...But she's not even moving to fight back. What's the deal here?*
Der DWSage: (Aaaand she tries to stun 'im. MBlock roll from ye, Nama?)
CGNakibe: That's NO way to treat a lady. >.o;;
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 20-sided die: 19
OnlineHost: T3chn0Namagomi rolled 1 20-sided die: 3
T3chn0Namagomi: (Your value?)
Der DWSage: (35.)
Lithaladhwen: *to Alash* I've done worse, admittedly.
T3chn0Namagomi: (41)
Der DWSage: (...>_> What the crap.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (He pumps his MBLK like no tomorrow)
CGNakibe: (Kamos is MBlock supreme.)
Der DWSage: (Indeed he does. The bastard.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Base of 38)
Lithaladhwen: (Kamos is very high-level, and Nama has done his best to use those levels to make him "immune to magic.")
Der DWSage: (Ah. That explains it.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (As I jokingly state)
T3chn0Namagomi: Hey! I thought you were going to fight!
Der DWSage: (Still. That means Kali now stands 0 chance against him. :{ )
Der DWSage: ...The hell? That was my best shot! You shouldn't be able to move right now.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...Heh. I take it you typically use magic?
Lithaladhwen: IM: That's why I poke people with knives and not with my mind. ¬_¬
Der DWSage: *Throws her hands up!* I give. Power-wise, I don't think I can stand up to you. And I said myself that I use telekinetics...not quite magic.
T3chn0Namagomi: Close enough...
Lithaladhwen: Psionic?
T3chn0Namagomi: *de-transforms*
Der DWSage: I'm not even a good psionic. I can just move things with my mind.
Lithaladhwen: Eh. I guess.
CGNakibe: ....
CGNakibe: I... might... um....
Lithaladhwen: Listen. I need to get home and groom this fuzzy bastard.
Der DWSage: *Rubs her jaws* ...And that's hard to do when you've got a boot in your jaw.
CGNakibe: *considers*
T3chn0Namagomi: Heh...sorry 'bout that.
Der DWSage: *Nods* You do that. And s'fine. I know the risks when I spar with people.
CGNakibe: IM: >.>;;; Probably not a good idea...
Lithaladhwen: *to Alash and Kali* Guys, nice meeting you. Kamos, good seeing transform into a monstrous freak.
CGNakibe: IM: Why'd I even think about it in the first place?
T3chn0Namagomi: *re-slings his bardishe*
T3chn0Namagomi: *bardiche
CGNakibe: Leaving so soon?
T3chn0Namagomi: Now now, Deeum likes the wings. And tail. *smirk*
Der DWSage: Ah well. If we were fighting with weapons, I think this would be a fair fight.
Lithaladhwen: Wings, I can understand. Tail, not so much.
Der DWSage: ...Granted, one of us would be dead, but eh.
T3chn0Namagomi: Err...you don't want to know.
Lithaladhwen: Anyway, yeah. He'll shed all over the tavern and Yanna will have a fit. So... yeah. At the risk of invoking maternal wrath... I'd better head home.
CGNakibe: (Shaun: *puuush* Go ahead Alash, go show what you can do! ^^)
Der DWSage: *Nods* Have fun grooming 'im, then.
Lithaladhwen: (Kamos has met Yanna, actually.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Has he?)
CGNakibe: (Alash: >.>;;; 'ell NO! 's already crazy enough 'round here.)
Lithaladhwen: (He's been to the Shining Blade once.)
T3chn0Namagomi: Enjoy yourself, or something.
Lithaladhwen: Talk to you guys later.
T3chn0Namagomi: *nods toward Myrnal*
Lithaladhwen: *wave to the others*
Lithaladhwen: *grabs Heinrich's leash and begins a rather long jog home to the next town over*
Lithaladhwen: </Myrnal and her three-legged dog>
Der DWSage: <_< Could I have my glorified club back?
Der DWSage: *To Alash!*
CGNakibe: Oh. Um. Sure. o.o;;
CGNakibe: *hands it back*
CGNakibe: I was just... wondering, I guess...
Der DWSage: *Takes it, holsters it!* Ah well. This just makes me glad I've got other tricks up my sleeve than just power.
CGNakibe: How I might... stack up.
Der DWSage: Hm? Oh.
T3chn0Namagomi: Howso?
Lithaladhwen: (Bye, kids! Shaun, okay to log?)
CGNakibe: *points to his Glaive. Looks a little bit unsure of things*
Der DWSage: (Bye Ashley. :{ )
T3chn0Namagomi: (Bye Ashley.)
CGNakibe: (I will send it to you next I see you. Just ask. And remind me. ^^;; )
Der DWSage: *Shrug* I'm actually pretty poor at hand-to-hand combat.
CGNakibe: I... um, well... If this guy is okay... *points to Kamos*
Lithaladhwen: (Okay! Bye, my RP friends! Hopefully I'll be around more often than has been usual. Love, peace, and doughnuts!)