You have just entered room "Arpee." Smartzvn85 has entered the room. Besyanteo: invite otehrs you see. most of the peopel I know are going to bed now Smartzvn85: I just wanna die! :D Besyanteo: *shoots Vince* Smartzvn85: ... Besyanteo: If you didn't want it, shouldn't have asked for it. Smartzvn85: Seriously though, college is stressing the hell out of me. Smartzvn85: I hate my dorm so much. CuteCuddlyDoom has entered the room. CuteCuddlyDoom: (Mew? o.o) Arch mage144: I see. Besyanteo: setting up still OMG Dirty has entered the room. Arch mage144: Perhaps we can actually get something going in here. Smartzvn85: Last week everyone in my goddamn floor keeps me up. CuteCuddlyDoom: Perhaps. Smartzvn85: Fucking drunks. Besyanteo: Dare I invite Doug? Arch mage144: Why not? CuteCuddlyDoom: Gotta love folks that are drunk off their asses, huh V? Smartzvn85: Oh well, this is what I get for going to college in New Orleans. Smartzvn85: Thanks to them, I might have to withdraw from my English class because I missed so many of them from oversleeping TheWaiChibiAngel has entered the room. Besyanteo: 6 should be enough. Smartzvn85: Not only that, I'm sucking in my classes in general Besyanteo: ... and Cha seems to not be accept invites anyway Besyanteo: accepting* OMG Dirty: hello. OMG Dirty: :D Smartzvn85: Well then, maybe I can use Smartz for today. Smartzvn85: I haven't used him in forever. Besyanteo: Right: Smartzvn85: I was being too much of a pimp with Xan Besyanteo: First Gen then? Besyanteo: the word is Lech Smartzvn85: ;D Besyanteo: ... No, see, Smartzvn85: You know you loved it. Besyanteo: Xander was never a pimp, and won't be. Smartzvn85: I'm kidding, geez. Smartzvn85: Get that redwood out of your ass. Besyanteo: And I swear if he dreams it, I'll bribe PErvy to have someone invade his dreams. :{ OMG Dirty: o__o helo peoples. i could try to rp. but it would be very drunk arpe. CuteCuddlyDoom: Heh. Smartzvn85: Aw! I was planning to get druno! CuteCuddlyDoom: Mrrrrrow. Lithaladhwen has entered the room. Smartzvn85: *drunk too! Smartzvn85: Damn, my keyboard is sucking. Arch mage144: Drunk is good. OMG Dirty: my typing is sucking! Arch mage144: But not necessarily for RP Arch mage144: I know my typing goes to shit when I'm intoxicated even if my mind happens to be working clearly... OMG Dirty: :D yay for rum, in all it's rummy glory, and various alcohols I drank too. Besyanteo: and wang-ice OMG Dirty: ypings going better than i would have thought. OMG Dirty: WANG ICE! OMG Dirty: .....a powerful antipenis drink it is. OMG Dirty: http://p068.ezboard.com/frpgww60462frm3.showMessage?topicID=4339.topic Smartzvn85: ....anti-penis drink? Arch mage144: ...I'll make a point to stay far away from that. OMG Dirty: yes....very antipenisy. CuteCuddlyDoom: BZZZZT. Besyanteo: ... So yeah, RP. FirstGen, Doma? Besyanteo: hush mushroom boy. OMG Dirty: http://onfinite.com/libraries/329544/c2c.jpg Arch mage144: I figured that was pretty apparent Arch mage144: It's the default setting, no? Besyanteo: It is, but people like a change of pace occasionally CuteCuddlyDoom: ANTI-CAT SPRAY Besyanteo: PReferences for Bar, Castle, Forest, Market? Besyanteo: Other? Arch mage144: Some of us RP around here once a fortnight. CuteCuddlyDoom: And then Anti-Pirate spray afterwards. Arch mage144: ...wait, a fortnight is like two days, isn't it. CuteCuddlyDoom: A fortnight is two weeks, I believe. Arch mage144: Or that. OMG Dirty: i don't know if i can. i'm .....probably going to do the bed thing soon. Arch mage144: I need to find my blank CDs...anyway, RP thing. Arch mage144: Um, no preference. CuteCuddlyDoom: Thingy RP? Besyanteo: ... Ok then. Besyanteo: I nominate one of the following: Besyanteo: IH, JD, Park OMG Dirty: I nominate your face veofre i leave for bed. Arch mage144: Whatever. It's all novel to me. JD? Arch mage144: Bes' face could be an interesting setting! Besyanteo: ... Besyanteo: *blinks. dandruff falls, everyone dies.* Besyanteo: JD then. strong, exotic drink for all! Arch mage144: If by exotic drink you mean "common ales" then sure. Besyanteo: (evening time. Pick yer characters and go IC, natch.) Arch mage144: TheWaiChibiAngel: (Someone pick for me. :( ) Arch mage144: *this particular evening Hakaril is lazily leaning against the bar on his usual stool, scratching his head idly as he sips at a cup of hot green tea* Besyanteo: (Griff, Kristoph, Nezetta) OnlineHost: Besyanteo rolled 1 3-sided die: 2 Besyanteo: (get thy catman drunk) TheWaiChibiAngel: (I'm vetoing Kristoph. :( ) Besyanteo: (Get they dragon woman drunk) TheWaiChibiAngel: (As Kristoph and Hakaril normally try to kill one another.) Arch mage144: (That could be fun anyway.) Besyanteo: (... Dude.) Besyanteo: (I would love to see that) TheWaiChibiAngel: (ALright, it's a vote.) TheWaiChibiAngel: (Kristoph or Nezetta?) Besyanteo: (Kristoph. :{) TheWaiChibiAngel: (One person is not a democracy, people :( ) Smartzvn85: (Kristoph!) TheWaiChibiAngel: (Vince doesn' TheWaiChibiAngel: (Doesn't count.) Smartzvn85: (FUCK YOU.) TheWaiChibiAngel: (He's not a registered voter, after all.)( Smartzvn85: Smartzvn85: (What are you talking about, I'm 19!) Besyanteo: (Hey.) TheWaiChibiAngel: (That means little.) Besyanteo: (It's not like he voted for NEz and then played Xander) Besyanteo: (=P) Besyanteo: (Also, for my own use:) OnlineHost: Besyanteo rolled 1 3-sided die: 2 Besyanteo: (Derek then) Besyanteo: *A dalmation Inujin wearing a cape walks into a bar. ... Sadly this isn't the begining of a bad joke.* Arch mage144: (That's too bad. I want to know the punchline.) Smartzvn85: (He says "Ow!") Besyanteo: *He looks mildly irritated, and goes to order himself some 'strong' tea.* Arch mage144: *drains his tea and glances over at the irritated puppy dog a few stools down* Besyanteo: *Not sake. Aparently that Valthi bastard drinks that stuff.* Arch mage144: Riss'ar the Celestial Barkeep: Hello there sir! o.o Arch mage144: Can I get you something? Besyanteo: (... the JD has a celestial barkeep? o_o) TheWaiChibiAngel: (It does!) TheWaiChibiAngel: (Riss'ar.) Besyanteo: (I'd not seen this before. Interesting.) TheWaiChibiAngel: (Angel of..Innocence, right?) Arch mage144: (He's been there for a really long time, and yes) TheWaiChibiAngel: (Yay!) Besyanteo: (spose I can toss the NPCing then) Besyanteo: What light alcohols do you have? Arch mage144: *blinks* Um, well, they all weigh about the same... Besyanteo: ... Arch mage144: ...Riss'ar, I think he means in terms of concentration. Strength. Potency. How fast you get drunk. CuteCuddlyDoom: (Badum-CHING) Besyanteo: IM: What. OnlineHost: Besyanteo rolled 1 66-sided die: 16 Arch mage144: Oh! We have a fine selection of Rivan wines, and the usual dragonale, and a bit of imported Nekonian sake, and depending on your personal tastes, miscellaneous flavored malt beverages. Besyanteo: *he pulls a face, but only breifly* Besyanteo: Can I see a wine list? Arch mage144: You certainly can. o.o *points to a menu lying idly on the counter a few seats down* That should be most of our usual stock. OMG Dirty has left the room. Besyanteo: >_> ... *he points at it, and it seems to skid over by itself* Besyanteo: *he then proceeds to open it and read it!* TheWaiChibiAngel: *Whish-BANG! The door to the JD flies open! And bangs. :O* Besyanteo: *he tries to ignore it. It's a bar, people are rowdy sometimes* Arch mage144: Ah. A mage. There's no aura on that wine list, so you must be a telekinetic. TheWaiChibiAngel: *As everyone's favorite part-Nekojin mage darkens them!* TheWaiChibiAngel: *He looks serious! OH SHIT!* TheWaiChibiAngel: IM: There is no way. I'm going to. No way. Don't doubt me, punk. Not happening. Besyanteo: t2Hak: I'm alot of things, it seems. Have an interest? Arch mage144: ...Great Lord Agnostic. It's him. Besyanteo: ... >_> Besyanteo: ... Oh right. TheWaiChibiAngel: IM: I'm going to make you look like a little girl. Or make yourself one, trying. ...I think Erech just won. Shut up, the both of you! Besyanteo: ... Isn't he a pervert or something? I can't recall. CuteCuddlyDoom: (Shaun is suddenly interested in the idea of Swiss Miss Griff. o.o >:P ) TheWaiChibiAngel: IM: It's not going to happen! Yes, it is! How are you even going to see who can drink who under the table? We're all in here. SHUT UP! Besyanteo: (Lys did well on that one. =D) Arch mage144: *glances at the inujin* Accursed brainspeak. I'm interested peripherally, but your magic is...not my favorite type. I'm always pleased to meet a man of talent, however. Besyanteo: Heh. ... I'd say I'm varied, ratehr than talented... *readread* Arch mage144: All magic is a talent. Besyanteo: Barriers, healing, several elements, minor telepathy, manipulation... TheWaiChibiAngel: *Begins walking!* Arch mage144: Intriguing choices of specialization... TheWaiChibiAngel: *Passes Hak...Then stops, backing up, and looking over!* IM: Oh my god. Arch mage144: IM: What the hell is Kristoph doing this time? TheWaiChibiAngel: Well, well. If it isn't old Blue Hair. < <_< > Besyanteo: If you want to call it that I suppose. *he points to something on the list, showing it to Riss'ar* Besyanteo: ... <_< CuteCuddlyDoom: *meanwhile, as others are interested in their hobbies or drinks, a young black-haired man with an odd glaive comes into the bar, looking rather pleased with himself* Arch mage144: "Old blue hair?" What the hell kind of nickname is that? Besyanteo: IM: ah good. Old firneds. Besyanteo: (... friends*) TheWaiChibiAngel: A fitting one. Besyanteo: (... I need to settle down with Derek. I think I teach him a new magic each time he enters freestyle. :{) CuteCuddlyDoom: ^_^ 's always nice t' be resting oneself when one is out on vacation. Arch mage144: o.o *blinks* Oh, very good choice, sir! That one's been aged a good fifty years, I'd say, and we just got it in from Inustan yesterday! Have to go put a tap in the cask, I guess...be right back, sir. Arch mage144: It's a description, I'll grant you that. Arch mage144: It's a terrible nickname. No wit about it. Besyanteo: Alright. TheWaiChibiAngel: I also came up with it in about two seconds. Want me to try again? Arch mage144: Please. If you're going to try to demonstrate that you have a brain, take all the time you need. Besyanteo: *sits, to watch and listen as the Cat-man and the Archmage talk* Arch mage144: There's no water in a stone, after all. CuteCuddlyDoom: <.< >.> Ey, Barkeep! TheWaiChibiAngel: Funny, coming from a guy who married something infamous for sucking one's soul. Besyanteo: *to the glaive holder* He's in back, give him a minute. Arch mage144: *comes out with a glass and presents it to Derek* Here you go! And what would you like, sir? Arch mage144: Also famous for giving fantastic fellatio. Arch mage144: I think it was a smooth decision. Besyanteo: *he takes the glass carefulyl, and sips lightly!* Arch mage144: *it's a good year!* Besyanteo: IM: ... Blunt. CuteCuddlyDoom: Hm. What d' ya have in sweet wineshm? TheWaiChibiAngel: ... Besyanteo: IM: Good wine though. TheWaiChibiAngel: ......Fuck you. CuteCuddlyDoom: *wines, hm TheWaiChibiAngel: IM: There's absolutely no response to that. CuteCuddlyDoom: (Damn my lack of typing skills. ;_; ) Besyanteo: ... I think you just won the arguement. Arch mage144: *hands (Shaun's char) a wine list* Here you go, sir. The less dry wines are in this section of the list. *points* Arch mage144: That's how it tends to work. TheWaiChibiAngel: Really? Arch mage144: She got top marks in school, too. Arch mage144: She'd show you her grade card if you asked. Besyanteo: Oh? Where'd she attend? TheWaiChibiAngel: Last time we argued, I recall a giant stuffed bear ctrying to kill you. Arch mage144: I dunno. Some demonic school. Besyanteo: ... *he looks at Kristoph* Besyanteo: Are you a substance abuser? Arch mage144: I also recall ripping that monstrosity to shreds. TheWaiChibiAngel: No. I'm a Chaos Mage. Which feels fairly close, sometimes. < >_> > Arch mage144: You also wet your pants. TheWaiChibiAngel: I was also five, and had to pee anyway. Besyanteo: ... IM: Ah ha. CuteCuddlyDoom: *Alash takes the wine list and peruses it* IM: ... okay, that 'un's not too good... eww... too costly... TheWaiChibiAngel: And I'm sure your mother's proud, the way you beat up a stuffed toy. Arch mage144: ...... Besyanteo: *sip* Arch mage144: *leaps up from his seat and graps Kristoph by the collar* Besyanteo: ... TheWaiChibiAngel: *Grabbed* Urk! < >_O> Besyanteo: Mind the sign, sirs... Besyanteo: Shadow Dragon. Besyanteo: *sip* Arch mage144: What do you know about my mother, you half-wit chaos dabbler!? TheWaiChibiAngel: He has a-urk-point! TheWaiChibiAngel: Dragon, dragon! Arch mage144: *releases* CuteCuddlyDoom: .. how about this one over there, huh? CuteCuddlyDoom: Er, excuse me a minute. TheWaiChibiAngel: *Dropped* Besyanteo: ... On that note, TheWaiChibiAngel: Ohh, soft spot for mom, huh? It's okay. Kris loves his mom, too. Arch mage144: Oh, very good choice, sir...MISTER GENERAL SILVAR! Besyanteo: wait till he gives you another excuse. Then just drag him outsi- TheWaiChibiAngel: ...But then again, he's five. *Nods* Besyanteo: <_< Besyanteo: General. TheWaiChibiAngel: IM: And a total mama's boy. Hey! It's true, you are. CuteCuddlyDoom: *walks over to where Hakaril is just dropping the cute (if foulmouthed) kitty* >.> Didn't know that was the proper way to treat one's children 'round here myself. Arch mage144: *walks over to the conflict* You take it outside! CuteCuddlyDoom: Hm? General? o.o TheWaiChibiAngel: *Is not a child at current :O* Besyanteo: IM: Well I'll be damned. Arch mage144: Go wash mugs or something, Riss'ar. He's made this personal. CuteCuddlyDoom: (Whoopsies. ^_^;;; ) TheWaiChibiAngel: (It's okay. It's confusing, I know.) CuteCuddlyDoom: ( I HATE YOU. >:{{ ) Besyanteo: (Hey.) Besyanteo: (You don't have to RP one of his guardians. =P) CuteCuddlyDoom: (... nor would I want to. >.>) Arch mage144: *raises a chiding finger at Kristoph* Next time you want to bring my family into the picture and make this a personal conflict, make sure they're still alive to defend themselves from your ill-mannered tongue. Arch mage144: Or I'll be forced to say a few words in their stead. Besyanteo: (*Gnosis plays*) TheWaiChibiAngel: Okay. TheWaiChibiAngel: Your mom's a dirty, dirty whore and your father was a monkey. TheWaiChibiAngel: IM: ...You fucking idiot. Besyanteo: ... Besyanteo: *staring blankly* TheWaiChibiAngel: IM: I do believe it's time to run. Arch mage144: My father was many things, I must say. CuteCuddlyDoom: o.o ... this can't end well. >.> Arch mage144: Still is. Arch mage144: A bit of a brute at times, though understanding, even about my choice of wife. Arch mage144: I think she sold him with that little leather outfit she was wearing. TheWaiChibiAngel: Oh, so your dad's a pervert, too. TheWaiChibiAngel: Okay. o_o TheWaiChibiAngel: *Put some cat ears on that emote!* Arch mage144: Like a good father. *sage nod* Besyanteo: ... Do you have a death wish kid? ... I'm being entirely serious Arch mage144: And though he was a little on the hairy side, no, not a monkey. Arch mage144: Now. CuteCuddlyDoom: Hey hey now gentlemen... Arch mage144: *grits his teeth* TheWaiChibiAngel: Don't call me a kid. I'm thirty-three. < >_> > Besyanteo: Thirty six. Half my lifetime. Besyanteo: I'll call you what I want. CuteCuddlyDoom: 'tis a fine night *tries to work his smiling way in between Hak and Kristoph* Why ruin it by doing this sort of thing in the middle of the bar? ^_^;;; TheWaiChibiAngel: You want me to give YOU cat ears, too? < >_> > Arch mage144: If you knew my mother, which you did not, because she died when I was younger than your chaos-spawned illegitimate half-self... TheWaiChibiAngel: Or sic a giant plush bear on you? Besyanteo: ... *he laughs.* Arch mage144: ...you would have nothing but nice things to say about her even though she might have had a couple of bastard children. CuteCuddlyDoom: <.< >.> IM: ... I can see this is NOT going to work... *steps quickly out of the way again* TheWaiChibiAngel: Ooooh. < <_< > Besyanteo: General, I think he must be sick in the head. Just send him home. TheWaiChibiAngel: Illigetimate or not, he still has a better mother than you could've ever asked for. Arch mage144: ...and you might have gotten the chance to walk out of here without a few wounds. Arch mage144: I can lash you all day with my tongue, or I can request that we go outside so I can beat you senseless the old fashioned way. Got a preference? CuteCuddlyDoom: (Alash: So much for being a peacemaker. -.- ) Besyanteo: IM: ... Well, this looks like a good wholeseome bit of Barney. TheWaiChibiAngel: Hmph. TheWaiChibiAngel: Heheheh. TheWaiChibiAngel: You really think you've got me, don't you? Besyanteo: (... way belatedly: ) Arch mage144: Mister General Silvar, sir, if you start a fight in here, I'll have to call the guards. Arch mage144: ...Riss'ar, the guards are under my command. Besyanteo: (Derek's odd in that he's an inujin speaking with a Baronian accent.) Arch mage144: Fine. I'll call Miss Dia! o.o Arch mage144: ...... Besyanteo: (There's a reason, but I'm not sure Hak cares right now.) Arch mage144: Hell. Besyanteo: *finishes his wine* CuteCuddlyDoom: *mutters to self* Maybe I picked the wrong bar tonight.-.-;; TheWaiChibiAngel: IM: Oh! Oh! Let me, let me! TheWaiChibiAngel: IM: No. DO IT. TheWaiChibiAngel: IM: DO IT NOW. < >_< > TheWaiChibiAngel: And I'm sure the crown would love to hear that you've been beating up random townspeople. TheWaiChibiAngel: Let alone children. Besyanteo: ... Besyanteo: *watches Kristoph the way a scientist might study a new species of beetle under a microscope. Albeit an ugly new species of beetle.* Arch mage144: I dunno. I think I've got a little more chance of convincing Aya that it was a legitimate grievance than you'll have convincing her that I was just spoiling for a fight. TheWaiChibiAngel: I think that Kris could convince Ayra that he didn't deserve it in the least. TheWaiChibiAngel: It wouldn't be hard, I don't think.... TheWaiChibiAngel: And I think the queen would listen to her sister before listening to some cocky cock-faced general. < <_< > Arch mage144: I think Kris could look very fashionable in a pair of stone shoes on the bottom of Lake Azure. Besyanteo: ... TheWaiChibiAngel: .... Besyanteo: Sir... <_<; TheWaiChibiAngel: *Takes out a coin!* Besyanteo: There's no need to threaten kids because this fellow is an asshole. Arch mage144: Threaten kids? TheWaiChibiAngel: *And he flips it. :O* Arch mage144: Kris is no child. TheWaiChibiAngel: IM: Call it. Heads. OnlineHost: TheWaiChibiAngel rolled 1 2-sided die: 2 TheWaiChibiAngel: IM: Tales. My go. TheWaiChibiAngel: Outside. Now. Besyanteo: ... *sigh* Arch mage144: He's the deranged split-personality...oh, so you want to fight now, do you? Changed your mind? CuteCuddlyDoom: *w to Derek* ... What's going on here, eh? TheWaiChibiAngel: Yes. Yes, I do. TheWaiChibiAngel: And I'm going to mop the floor with your goddamn face. Besyanteo: *to the guy!* The cat man is challenging the general to a fight, because he's a blodoy moron. Arch mage144: Touchy all of a sudden. Besyanteo: bloody* TheWaiChibiAngel: General means shit, when it's handed to you. < >_> > Arch mage144: I must've touched a nerve. TheWaiChibiAngel: I'm more qualified than he is. CuteCuddlyDoom: ... oh, great. Great. And WHY THIS BAR? >.< Arch mage144: ...... Arch mage144: *laughing uproariously* Besyanteo: >_> Besyanteo: *pays Riss'ar* Besyanteo: Yeah, I'm gonna have to watch this. Arch mage144: *falls off his barstool, knocking it to the floor, nearly hitting his face on the bar itself, slams to the floor, and continues to roll around laughing* TheWaiChibiAngel: Prove me wrong. Besyanteo: (if you want to grab sheets, I'll GM PS.) Arch mage144: YOU...YOU! Besyanteo: (otherwise have at it in whatever other system you like) Arch mage144: This time you're going to make me wet myself! TheWaiChibiAngel: Wanna bet on it? Arch mage144: *continues laughing* TheWaiChibiAngel: I said, do you want to bet on it!? Arch mage144: *finally manages to stand and looks Kristoph in the eye* Arch mage144: And what are the terms of this bet, exactly? Besyanteo: (*grabs dice*) Arch mage144: (I'm okay with that.) TheWaiChibiAngel: (Either way is fine with me, though in PS, Kristoph is doomed :( ) Besyanteo: (... well yeah.) Besyanteo: (I thought we'd represent it accurately.) Arch mage144: (What level is he?) TheWaiChibiAngel: (2! Maybe 3.) Arch mage144: (I'm with Bes for accurate representation, but if you just want to screw around it doesn't matter to me. It depends partially on the terms of the bet.) TheWaiChibiAngel: *Shrugs* Well.. Besyanteo: (Got Hak's sheet. Link Kristoph?) CuteCuddlyDoom: (Good thing Alash isn't in this. >:P) TheWaiChibiAngel: If I win, you admit that you're not qualified for the position, and step down. TheWaiChibiAngel: ( http://www.angelfire.com/games4/dknights/shinigori.htm ) Arch mage144: Aha. Arch mage144: And if I win, what do I get? You're asking me to stake my career on a fight with you. TheWaiChibiAngel: If you win... TheWaiChibiAngel: Well, you're not going to. Besyanteo: >_> TheWaiChibiAngel: But I'll let you decide. Arch mage144: You'll let me decide. Arch mage144: Can I get that in writing? Besyanteo: I'll put 500 gill on the General to win, if you'll take the bet. Besyanteo: *pwwkign at auras now* TheWaiChibiAngel: *Smirks* Besyanteo: (peeking*) TheWaiChibiAngel: Sure. Gimme a peice of paper. Arch mage144: *whisks one out of apparently thin air* TheWaiChibiAngel: IM: You're not serious. Don't worry. CuteCuddlyDoom: <.<;;; And you're LETTING this happen why? o.o Besyanteo: (well. Three Mag 6 men in one place. Whee. o.o) Arch mage144: *pulls a quill out of his pocket* TheWaiChibiAngel: Pen. Arch mage144: Ahead of you. TheWaiChibiAngel: *Takes both* TheWaiChibiAngel: *Begins writing!* Arch mage144: And if I lose, I'll resign my position as General of Doma.. Arch mage144: Hand me that parchment so I can record my end of the bargain. TheWaiChibiAngel: "I, Kristoph H Akina, allow Hakaril Whatever-his-Surname-is, to pick the conditions of the bet*" TheWaiChibiAngel: *Yes, there is a star there :O* Besyanteo: (music ready... ready to GM.) Arch mage144: *takes the parchment and reads it over* Arch mage144: *does that asterisk refer to any fine print?* TheWaiChibiAngel: *Indeed it does. :D* Arch mage144: *what's it say?* TheWaiChibiAngel: *"As long as the duel stays completely between Kristoph H Akina and Hakaril Whateverhisnameis, with no outside interference on either side- TheWaiChibiAngel: Should any other persons enter the duel, the contact is made instantly null and void." Arch mage144: *writes in his own terms* TheWaiChibiAngel: IM: ...You devious bastard. ^^ CuteCuddlyDoom: (FF8: Force Your way is good here.) Besyanteo: *waits patiently* Arch mage144: "Should I be defeated in single combat by Kristoph H Akina, I, Hakaril James Silvar, who does indeed have a last name, even if it is not the one he was initially born with as he decided to give that one up in favor TheWaiChibiAngel: IM: What? What is it? Kristoph could've been a lawyer, that's what. He made a loophole. Besyanteo: (battle with Kefka, Black MAges album) CuteCuddlyDoom: (This ain't a final bossfight IMO. >:{ ) Arch mage144: of another name which was more suitable for his purposes at the time but is still legally recognizable if so desired as the laws of Doma state that a man of legal age may change his name without permission as long as he fills out TheWaiChibiAngel: (...Hak is fucking great.) TheWaiChibiAngel: (Also:) CuteCuddlyDoom: (Hak wins the Rules Lawyering game.) TheWaiChibiAngel: (Inferno town theme, very appropriate for writing a contract. :D) TheWaiChibiAngel: (That is, Inferno town from HoMaM3 :O) Arch mage144: suitable paperwork entailing the change and informing all local authorities so as not to create unnecessary confusion in the ranks or in terms of tax detailing or with regard to public licensing of weapons or land tracts, shall Besyanteo: *finishes aura peeking!* IM: ... oh my. That Kristoph fellow is so boned. Arch mage144: officially resign my position as General of the Doman Forces and relinquish the position to a chosen appropriate candidate designated within one week of the loss of aforementioned single combat." Arch mage144: *signs the document with a personal rune instead of his name* CuteCuddlyDoom: (Who in their right minds wants to bet against Hak right now?) Arch mage144: *hands it over to Kristoph* Arch mage144: All in order? Besyanteo: (No one. But Derek's hoping the will anyway. Easy 125 bucks) Besyanteo: (they will*) TheWaiChibiAngel: *Reads* You still have yet to tell me what happens if I lose. TheWaiChibiAngel: *Font* Besyanteo: (Hak: ... fuck. Now we have to ammend it. This will take months. ._.) Arch mage144: I don't have to decide until you do. TheWaiChibiAngel: *Signs himself* Arch mage144: Excellent. CuteCuddlyDoom: (Are you sure that Hak wasn't better suited for legal practices as opposed to magical ones, Brian? >:P) Arch mage144: (He is an improvisational lawyer, so sayeth his titles.) Arch mage144: (He represented Ara and the rest of the group in court once) TheWaiChibiAngel: (I recall hearing of that.) CuteCuddlyDoom: (Of which he has many. And I remember this. Didn't Ash kinda ruin part of his case?) Arch mage144: (Unsurprisingly, yes!) TheWaiChibiAngel: (But Kristoph was one Cyber-Kristoph. How can you go wrong? :( ) Besyanteo: (Blah. less OOC?) Arch mage144: (Yes. Let's go.) Arch mage144: Outside, then. TheWaiChibiAngel: I still need to know. Arch mage144: You do? Arch mage144: Fine. Um... TheWaiChibiAngel: It would be nice. CuteCuddlyDoom: (Hak: Too bad. SUFFER IN IGNORANCE. eVe) Arch mage144: If I win, you have to... Arch mage144: Let's see. If I make you my slave you'll find a way to sabotage me. TheWaiChibiAngel: No shit. Arch mage144: I doubt you have enough money for me to find it worthwhile to demand some sort of monetary reparation. Arch mage144: I think I'll give the chancellor a break. TheWaiChibiAngel: Not as much as before, but I'm certainly not poor. < <_<;> Arch mage144: If I win, you have to clean Cell Block H for the next month. TheWaiChibiAngel: Me? Besyanteo: ... IM: I was going to mention the prisons, but not that one. o_o; TheWaiChibiAngel: As in, Kristoph Akina? Arch mage144: If that's your name, sure. And Kris, too, if you flipflop due to chaos bullshit. Whoever's living in your body. TheWaiChibiAngel: So, Kris and Kristoph have to clean it for the next month. Got it. TheWaiChibiAngel: In writing, please? *Indicates the contract* Besyanteo: (*grabs a soda*) Arch mage144: "Kris, Kristoph, and any chaos-generated entities inhabiting or possessing the body of the man whom of which I shall be duelling with in single combat, no matter what their level of power or arbitrary cosmic ranking CuteCuddlyDoom: ... *sighs* Well. If this has to happen... are you still taking bets mister... err... ^_^;;; TheWaiChibiAngel: IM: Fuckshit! TheWaiChibiAngel: (Hak has done the correct thing :O) Arch mage144: are required to clean Cell Block H for a month if I am victorious in single combat against his current form. With a toothbrush. Maybe. If I'm feeling generous. On days in which I am in a bad mood, he may be forced to use his tongue. CuteCuddlyDoom: (Okay, THAT'S just wrong.) Arch mage144: If I am feeling generous, he may get a sponge and bucket." Besyanteo: ... Besyanteo: IM: Well. He did insult the man's mother. Arch mage144: That clear enough for you? Lithaladhwen has left the room. TheWaiChibiAngel: Fair enough. Arch mage144: Most excellent. Smartzvn85: (Sorry, I'm not in a chatty mood right now...I actually have to start packing up for my vacation later) Arch mage144: *rolls up the contract* Besyanteo: (Arr. :{ Kay.) Arch mage144: (That's okay, Hak's going to cut Vince some slack if he wins this duel :D) Arch mage144: Outside! Arch mage144: *march* Besyanteo: *waits for Kristoph togo as well* TheWaiChibiAngel: *Walks with confidance!* CuteCuddlyDoom: *follows, interested in what will explode.* Besyanteo: *he follows!* Besyanteo: (2d6's when you're ready.) OnlineHost: TheWaiChibiAngel rolled 2 6-sided dice: 5 3 Smartzvn85: (Wait...what? I wasnt actually following) Arch mage144: *stands in the streets of Doma outside the JD, the wind whistling in his hair* TheWaiChibiAngel: (10, total.) Besyanteo: (PS duel, Hak vs Kristoph) OnlineHost: Arch mage144 rolled 2 6-sided dice: 3 2 Besyanteo: (9) Arch mage144: (Yup) Besyanteo: (Kristoph has Init) Besyanteo: (there's a bet.) Besyanteo: (Should Hak lose, he loses position of General) Besyanteo: (Should Kristoph lose, he cleans block h for a month) Besyanteo: (possibly by tongue) Arch mage144: *assumes a combat stance* I'm ready for you, chaos mage...let's see if you can control the forces you claim to master! CuteCuddlyDoom: (If Naki were here he'd approve of this bet. Either way, he wins. ^_^) TheWaiChibiAngel: I'm more of a mage than you'll ever be! TheWaiChibiAngel: *Whips off that brown mantle and cloak, and goes right into it, pulling chaotic energy into his hands as quickly as humanly possible, and let's off the best spell he can reliably do-* Ehana koren staniga- Destabilization! TheWaiChibiAngel: (Just as it says :O* Arch mage144: (You want us rolling our own dice?) Besyanteo: (no, working on it) Besyanteo: (doing Haks' mDef) Arch mage144: (It's 23 + d20, +6 from COU, +7 from INT) Arch mage144: (Magic damage is reduced by 6) Smartzvn85: (You assholes >:{{) Besyanteo: (... What?) Besyanteo: (frie4ndly duel man) Smartzvn85: (Vince does not clean the Cellblocks!) Besyanteo: (... sorta) Besyanteo: (... Oh my. o_o) Smartzvn85: (DEFINATELY not Cell Block H) Besyanteo: (this is interesting) TheWaiChibiAngel: (Hmm?) Smartzvn85: (If you remember my comic, he made Daniel do it) Arch mage144: (Well, V's responsible for making sure someone does it) Arch mage144: (Hak found him someone, if he wins) Besyanteo: *A field of chaotic energy bursts from Erech, slamming against Hak... who holds it at bay. He does not wholly deflect it, but instead it stands on the edge of his aura, and clashes.* Smartzvn85: (Oh yes, of course Brian!) Besyanteo: (you tested evenly) Arch mage144: *grits his teeth* Besyanteo: (now! *makes a few rolls*) TheWaiChibiAngel: Go down, damnit! Besyanteo: *There's a loud snapping sound, as the energy pulls itself into one spot, and ricochets away!* Besyanteo: *... at our glaive carrying friend!* Arch mage144: *raises an eyebrow* Besyanteo: *it flies by, before heading skyward* Besyanteo: (shaun still there? I never saw your character's name) TheWaiChibiAngel: .... CuteCuddlyDoom: (Alash Narstrand) Besyanteo: *Alash stands, looking slightly more crispy than before* Besyanteo: *but mostly fine* Besyanteo: (Hak's go) CuteCuddlyDoom: O.o;; *crisped* -.-++ Arch mage144: Way to blast innocent bystanders, "chaos mage." You're as unpredictable as you are lousy! Arch mage144: *crosses his arms* IM: Let's go for maximum humiliation on this one... Besyanteo: o_o; *considers finding cover* CuteCuddlyDoom: *note that an astute observer might find that Alash's face has changed a bit after this... a little more than just being comically charred* TheWaiChibiAngel: You're the one who deflected it, asspipe! Arch mage144: Celestial voices from beyond the mortal planes, strike fear and terror into the unworthy who dwell below! MUTED CHORUS! CuteCuddlyDoom: COULD YOU NOT AIM YOUR BLASTS AT ME?!? Arch mage144: (And...) Arch mage144: *quickens that one* Arch mage144: Arcane nothingness, give the gift of life to that which has no vital force! Animate Object! Arch mage144: (That's targeting Kristoph's clothing.) Besyanteo: (right. *works*) TheWaiChibiAngel: (One animated article of clothing was bad enough. ._.) Besyanteo: (.... Heh. I see.) Besyanteo: (*tests against evil!*) Besyanteo: (... oh this will be good) CuteCuddlyDoom: (Define "Good". >.>) TheWaiChibiAngel: (It's certainly no duck with a pompadore.) Arch mage144: (Which reminds me.) Arch mage144: (Why DID Griff punch a duck?) Besyanteo: (No, but it's good nonetheless) TheWaiChibiAngel: (Because it got him angry.) Arch mage144: (...that's IT?) CuteCuddlyDoom: (Because it was Naki. And yes that too.) TheWaiChibiAngel: (Griff needs more reason? o_o) Arch mage144: (...no, he did fight with a door, after all...) Besyanteo: (... oh my. Can he even resist that?) Smartzvn85: (....Why do I always feel that spells should rhyme?) Besyanteo: (... nope.) CuteCuddlyDoom: (Ah, Legend of Mana's boss theme: "Pain the Universe". Good stuff for this.) Besyanteo: *Three things happen, in fairly sequential order. First, the world goes black for Kristoph. There is simply nothing there, and quite suddenly. Next, he feels a tighnes in his throat. He somehow feels that if he tried, he could not Besyanteo: speak. And lastly...* Besyanteo: OOOH MAAAH GAAAAWD! Besyanteo: *Something inside Kristoph's pants is talking. And sounds very upset* Besyanteo: SOMEONE KILL MEEEEE! Arch mage144: *quirks an eyebrow* TheWaiChibiAngel: IM: Oh. My. ...What is that? CuteCuddlyDoom: o.O What... the hell?!? Besyanteo: I AM BEING VIOLATED! CuteCuddlyDoom: (Its a talking wang! :D!) Besyanteo: (Tell me: ) Besyanteo: (Is Kristoph a boxers or breifs man?) Arch mage144: Are you wearing a talking codpiece? TheWaiChibiAngel: (Boxers.) Besyanteo: ... oh my gods. Besyanteo: ... look at him astrally. *he's chuckling* CuteCuddlyDoom: What... just happened here? >.>;;; Arch mage144: *quirks an eyebrow* Oh, excellent. It worked. Arch mage144: I think I win, don't you, Kristoph? Besyanteo: for the love of god... get me off him... *sounds of crying* Arch mage144: *smirks* Oh, right. You can't talk. Struck dumb by the visions of angels and all that. Besyanteo: it smells in here! TheWaiChibiAngel: IM: ...Oh, fuck no. Arch mage144: I'd have him sign a document declaring his loss, but he probably can't see, either. TheWaiChibiAngel: IM: OH, FUCK NO. TheWaiChibiAngel: *Shakes his head, furiously* Besyanteo: *Kristoph can feel his boxers trying very hard not to touch him* Arch mage144: Shake your head yes or no, Kristoph. Do I have to knock you on your ass, or are you satisfied? TheWaiChibiAngel: *Reaches for where he usually puts his knife! Seeing as how it's always in the same place, he shouldn't have too much trouble finding it* Besyanteo: can't... breathe... TheWaiChibiAngel: IM: You'll thank me for this later. ....What? Besyanteo: (I'mma rule he gets the knife, yeah) Arch mage144: (If he keeps it on his person, should be easy to find) Besyanteo: (... oh shit. Wait.) Besyanteo: (... I fucked up. x_x) TheWaiChibiAngel: (He can still hear, yes?) Besyanteo: (he an!) Besyanteo: (can* but legally speaking, since Kristoph can't resist a mage roll totally 40,) Smartzvn85: ("Kristoph is now a girl. Congrats.") Besyanteo: (totalling*) Besyanteo: (he should also be paralyzed.) Besyanteo: (too late now? >_>;) Arch mage144: (Ah, let him move) Besyanteo: (Kay) Arch mage144: (It's too late to worry about that now and it's more interesting this way) Besyanteo: (right.) CuteCuddlyDoom: (More funny, you mean.) TheWaiChibiAngel: IM: What the hell are you doing? Way of the ninja. Way of th..What? Arch mage144: (There is that...) TheWaiChibiAngel: *You know, those cat ears of his are sensative! Thus, he's doing something stupid. He's trying to keep track of Hak by sound. ;_;* Besyanteo: (Nena - 99 Red Balloons. Cuz I felt like it.) Besyanteo: (gimme a d20) OnlineHost: TheWaiChibiAngel rolled 1 20-sided die: 4 TheWaiChibiAngel: (This was doomed to failure. :( ) Besyanteo: *Kristoph begins walking...* CuteCuddlyDoom: Just when you thought things weren't interesting enough in life... Besyanteo: *and feels himself bump against something hard and flat.* Besyanteo: *everyone else can see he jsut headbutted the JD* Besyanteo: ... This is sad. TheWaiChibiAngel: IM: .... .... .... CuteCuddlyDoom: *snickers* Besyanteo: Make him stop moving! Arch mage144: *murmurs quietly before achieving a quick astral lock* So, Kristoph... TheWaiChibiAngel: IM: ...Oh god. Arch mage144: I can do that. Besyanteo: .... OH GOD HIS ASS TOUCHED ME! TheWaiChibiAngel: IM: Oh, god. TheWaiChibiAngel: IM:......Oh god, oh god. >_< Arch mage144: ASTRAL THROW! *pitches the blinded chaos mage onto his back on the ground in the middle of the road* Besyanteo: (*works*) Arch mage144: If you get up, I'll hit you again. Lie there and forfeit. *grins* Besyanteo: *Kristoph indeed flew! and landed hard! ... however, without getting much height, it's just painful and embarassing* Arch mage144: (That's the idea!) TheWaiChibiAngel: *He'll work to stand, if possible!* Besyanteo: *He can stand! But he has no idea where he is* Besyanteo: (still Kristoph's go) Besyanteo: (d20 to track by sound, if you like.) CuteCuddlyDoom: Y'know, this just looks sad now. TheWaiChibiAngel: *Searches in his pockets, searching for one of two plushies- GM's call if he has either of them.* TheWaiChibiAngel: (Searching for Mr. Bear, or Raikris. As stated, GMs call.) TheWaiChibiAngel: (Though I simply ask to consider Kris's attachment to the bear, at least. He loves that bear. :( ) OnlineHost: Besyanteo rolled 2 66-sided dice: 56 26 Besyanteo: *Erech finds Mr. Bear.* TheWaiChibiAngel: (Font!) CuteCuddlyDoom: (The tender mercies.) TheWaiChibiAngel: (Whups.) Besyanteo: (...Kristoph*) TheWaiChibiAngel: *Smirks, and begins pulling it out, while charging the pulling hand with chaotic magics, hoping to awaken the animate plushie! And unceremoniously throws it!* TheWaiChibiAngel: *Hak may note that the teddybear has changed scince he blew it up the last time. It's a panda now!* Arch mage144: ...calling for backup, Kristoph? TheWaiChibiAngel: IM: Throwing in the bear? Nulling the contract. TheWaiChibiAngel: *Holds up a finger, and waves it from side to side!* Besyanteo: (.... looking for the tech for this.) Besyanteo: (and Mr. BEar is not a person to void the contract.) TheWaiChibiAngel: (It WOULD be Pandemonium, but it states only Kris can do it on purpose. Thus, I'm perfectly fine with it not working.) Besyanteo: (using pandemonium?) Besyanteo: (right) TheWaiChibiAngel: (I love that tech. :D) TheWaiChibiAngel: (If only because of the name.) Arch mage144: (It sounds most excellent.) Besyanteo: (...) CuteCuddlyDoom: (It does indeed.) Besyanteo: (HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA) CuteCuddlyDoom: (Shaun smells BEEG FEESH.) Besyanteo: *through a fluke, Kristoph throws the plushie directly at Hak's face! It looks bad, as Chaos energy flies into the bear... teh stone inside stirs...* TheWaiChibiAngel: (Oh god.) Besyanteo: *and Hak is hit in the face by a small plushie with a stone inside it.* Besyanteo: *which bounces onto the ground* Besyanteo: *Just a plushie.* Arch mage144: >.< Arch mage144: Ow! TheWaiChibiAngel: IM: HAH! Arch mage144: ...you bastard, you hit me in the face! Besyanteo: (Hak loses one quarter of an HP? =D) Besyanteo: (Hak's turn) Arch mage144: I was going to give you mercy, but now you're going to suffer! Besyanteo: ... That was.. pathetic. Besyanteo: o_o TheWaiChibiAngel: IM: That doesn't sound good. CuteCuddlyDoom: Almost shameful. CuteCuddlyDoom: But then I s'pose that shameful is coming next. >.> Arch mage144: No more pulling punches! TheWaiChibiAngel: *Flips the bird!* TheWaiChibiAngel: *PRobably to the wall, but eh.* Besyanteo: *Kristoph flips off awall!* Besyanteo: (... hivemind) Besyanteo: I want my mommy... *sniffle* Arch mage144: Astral forces that tie the souls of mortals to the void, bend to the superior will of the greatest of wizards! Tear the fabric of creation asunder, and rip free the life-ties that bind my foes to this existence! Arch mage144: ASTRAL JOLT! Arch mage144: (That'd be number 2, for the record.) Arch mage144: *there is little visual effect--but the air shimmers violently as the astral plane is displaced by the surge of arcane energy, creating ripples, and the sound of a sonic boom can be heard* Besyanteo: (.. oh my) Besyanteo: (... Oh my.) Arch mage144: (Our GM is constantly surprised, it seems) CuteCuddlyDoom: (.... >.> That better not mean what I THINK it means.) Besyanteo: *Kristoph hears it coming. And there's nothing he can do, it's movign way too fast... It smalls into him like a locomotive. The enchanted boxers shreik and die, while Kristoph's body is hurled against the wall of a building on Besyanteo: the opposing side of the street. And cracks the paint.* Besyanteo: *Kristoph falls forward, well unconcious.* CuteCuddlyDoom: (Poor paint. ;_; ) Besyanteo: (184 damage on a crit.) TheWaiChibiAngel: (...) Arch mage144: *walks over to check Kristoph's vital signs* Besyanteo: (Deathless battle by deault) CuteCuddlyDoom: o.o Woah. TheWaiChibiAngel: (That would've, like, vaporized him. o_O) Besyanteo: (default*) Besyanteo: (and yes,) Arch mage144: (Yeah, I told Bes that in the event it'd kill him that he should live somehow) Besyanteo: (it's almost three times his max) Besyanteo: ... That. Arch mage144: (I don't want your character to die from dueling with Hakaril o_o; ) Besyanteo: o_o; Was completely unnecesary. Arch mage144: No it wasn't. Arch mage144: He insulted my mother. *mutters* TheWaiChibiAngel: (*Dusts something off*) CuteCuddlyDoom: Almost makes you feel bad for the guy. >.> Besyanteo: ... you damaged someone's house. Arch mage144: I'll pay for it. Arch mage144: It was worth it. Besyanteo: >_> ... Eh. Fine then. Besyanteo: ... *goes to exmine the plushie* Arch mage144: *notes Kristoph's pulse* Alive. Barely. TheWaiChibiAngel: *There is a slow, loud appload from nearby!* Besyanteo: What was his plan here? 6_6 Besyanteo: >_> Arch mage144: *squints and examines him astrally* His aura is frayed like a ball of yarn run through a guillotine. Arch mage144: Lesson learned, I hope. Besyanteo: *looking to he who claps!* Besyanteo: *who be it?* TheWaiChibiAngel: *The clapper...* Arch mage144: *pulls out the contract and shoves it in Kristoph's pocket* CuteCuddlyDoom: *also looks to the person who claps* >.> TheWaiChibiAngel: *Is a man in regal looking blue and white robes! He's got silver hair, along with a light covering of facial hair. He has a cane tucked under his arm, as he continues to clap, a wide grin plastered to his face* Well done, General. Arch mage144: *thinks better of it, gets out a second piece of paper, throws both of them up in the air and suspends them via enchantment, and proceeds to instruct the pen to copy the first document onto the second* TheWaiChibiAngel: Well done. Arch mage144: ......who are you? TheWaiChibiAngel: My name is Diego. Arch mage144: I've never heard of you. But that's okay! Besyanteo: *goes to put Mr. Bear back in Kristoph's pocket* Arch mage144: *bows slightly* I appreciate your applause. TheWaiChibiAngel: You. Stop. *Points the cane at Derrik* Besyanteo: >_> TheWaiChibiAngel: The bear. Give it to me. Arch mage144: We ought to get him to a cleric. I'm satisfied. And I don't want him to die, exactly...not like this. Besyanteo: ... No, actually, he may be an idiot, but it is his property. Besyanteo: *bear to pocket action!* TheWaiChibiAngel: Can you prove it is his? e_e Arch mage144: *glances from Diego to the bear* CuteCuddlyDoom: Umm. Arch mage144: Not really. You want to report it as stolen? CuteCuddlyDoom: Excuse me Mister... Diego, was it? CuteCuddlyDoom: What's the fuss over this odd bear? o.o Besyanteo: >_> Don't glare at me over a child's toy. Arch mage144: It's a magic bear, or something. Arch mage144: I've seen it before. Kinda. Arch mage144: Similar artifact. TheWaiChibiAngel: Diego Yohm. Formerly of the Rivan Dragoons. And, in truth, it is- Was- The last vestigate of my daughter's childhood. Before he found it, anyhow. Arch mage144: Really. Besyanteo: ... Besyanteo: >_> Rivan Dragoon. CuteCuddlyDoom: Hm. Arch mage144: I need to get this man to a healer. *points to Kristoph* Besyanteo: Tell you what. Arch mage144: If you want to find some way to prove the bear belongs to you, fine. I'm really not attached to it--or this poor chaos mage here. Arch mage144: So if he took your daughter's stuffed toy, retrieve it. TheWaiChibiAngel: That's precisely what I'm attempting to do, General. <_< Besyanteo: I have a friend fairly high in the guard. I'm sure the General has better things to worry about, CuteCuddlyDoom: You could at LEAST wait till this guy gets to see a healer, you know. e.e CuteCuddlyDoom: I mean, he's injured, for Ishtar's sake. Besyanteo: he can look into it's previous ownership. Arch mage144: We'll get him conscious and then you can talk about it. Besyanteo: Right. TheWaiChibiAngel: How will he investigate a Rivan case? Arch mage144: I'm going to have to be going. I'm late for an appointment, and I also have to inform Vince that we've got a new cell sweeper. Besyanteo: <.< Unless, you can float him along, I'll take his legs? Arch mage144: Too much work to levitate him. Carry him. *lifts* Besyanteo: *lifts from the other end!* Arch mage144: (I've got to go for OOC "holy fuck it's late and my family is pissed reasons, unfortunately") CuteCuddlyDoom: (Mew.) Besyanteo: (Kay.) TheWaiChibiAngel: (That's fine :O) Arch mage144: (Someone be sure to save a log of this) Arch mage144: (I want to see it) Besyanteo: *some time later!*