You have just entered room "nailslikejustice."
NYClark2 has entered the room.
MajorGeneralTso has entered the room.
Papa Tymisonn has entered the room.
T3chn0Namagomi has entered the room.
J4deninj44 has entered the room.
Arch mage144 has entered the room.
PsychoQuadDuck has entered the room.
LovelyJester has entered the room.
CGNakibe has entered the room.
DeathRaySpleen has entered the room.
Lithaladhwen: (And fingernails that shine like justice!)
A Rockin SN has entered the room.
Papa Tymisonn: (Howdy.)
CGNakibe: (THIS HAND OF MINE IS BURNING RED!!)
Arch mage144: (*shines*0
NYClark2: ( This is a lot of people... )
Lithaladhwen: (It's from that Short Skirt, Long Jacket song. He wants a girl whose fingernails shine like justice.)
MajorGeneralTso: (*Points at Amanda* I KNOW YOU.)
PsychoQuadDuck: (If I start ranting, don't mind me. I'm playing Mario Party 7 and some semi-frustrating things are going on.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Justice shines. Shines like the money of the people whose favor it is in!)
J4deninj44: (Who? Me?)
NYClark2: ( I know you too! )
Arch mage144: (...SEVEN?)
PsychoQuadDuck: (Yes, Brian, seven.)
CGNakibe: (Aren't they working on an 8? )
Lithaladhwen: (Hi, Amanda! I'm sorry I haven't been inviting you to these! For some reason I assumed you weren't interested.)
NYClark2: ( And we all know what happens when that happens. )
Lithaladhwen: (Yes. Apologies.)
PsychoQuadDuck: (Well, I'm not entirely sure, Shaun. Let me check the release date on 7.)
Papa Tymisonn: (*has no idea if he can stick around* The buddies want to go to a jazzbar tonight...)
Lithaladhwen: (Ah. Well, 3D activities come first, Cha.)
J4deninj44: (Easy assumption to make! Since I don't go into chat.
MajorGeneralTso: (*Makes a comment about text on screen*)
DeathRaySpleen: (*has no idea if he can stick around either, because his brother's over and that usually means he'll be challenged to StarCraft*)
PsychoQuadDuck: (Shaun, the 7th one is only maybe 4 months old, so I don't know about whether they're planning an eighth one.)
Lithaladhwen: (Okay. Roll call. RPers tell me who you are!)
PsychoQuadDuck: (Though since it feels like a nearly-yearly release, I wouldn't be surprised.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Maybe RPing. Pends on the Gen)
NYClark2: ( Same here )
Arch mage144: (First, FYI.)
Arch mage144: (Man, I wish I could play SC with you. I want to beat your sorry ass.)
PsychoQuadDuck: (Still going to be a bit here before I can jump in.)
DeathRaySpleen: (It's kind of sad. He's been waiting for a couple months now to hear about the job he's supposed to be getting with the EPA. In that time, pretty much all he's been doing is practicing Terran.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (:-( I haven't played it in forever anyway. I'd die.)
DeathRaySpleen: (Yeah. Brian absolutely wrecked me every time I played him.)
DeathRaySpleen: (That's not surprising.)
Arch mage144: (Dude, I beat you with a reaver rush.)
DeathRaySpleen: (But my brother started playing, like, a month ago.)
Lithaladhwen: (Okay. Aside from OOC chatter about video games.... We have first gen RP. Any takers besides Nama, Brian, Clark, and myself?)
DeathRaySpleen: (For now, you can count me in.)
Arch mage144: (I'm good. for 1g. Hit me up.)
NYClark2: ( Do you have dire plans? )
Papa Tymisonn: (I will enter should the guys call and say it's off.)
Lithaladhwen: (I do not.)
NYClark2: ( Ok. )
DeathRaySpleen: (*goes to THE DRAWER*)
DeathRaySpleen: (*comes back with Oreos*)
DeathRaySpleen: (Also: I demand you all start playing Magic Carpet 2. ALL OF YOU.)
DeathRaySpleen: (I need an opponent ;_;-)
Lithaladhwen: (...Nay.)
Arch mage144: (no.)
NYClark2: ( Nyet. )
DeathRaySpleen: (Fine, I'll just have to continue to wait on BW, Spaceman, Zem, Thram, and Priam.)
Lithaladhwen: (Anyone have setting preferences? Amanda? You've been quiet, milady.)
DeathRaySpleen: (If it were a far smaller RP, it could be Ake's dojo.)
NYClark2: ( I think only five people are actually RPing. )
NYClark2: ( Or something like that )
Lithaladhwen: (Hell, I could take us someplace if no one else has any idea what to do. One of my characters has parents who own a tavern south of Doma proper.)
DeathRaySpleen: (Oh. Well, that'd be okay, if people want to RP there.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Doubt Kamos would go to a dojo.)
Arch mage144: (Not only do none of my characters know where that is, none has a reason to go there.)
Arch mage144: (I think I'll just be myself this evening.)
J4deninj44: (I've been away from chats for so long, I'm having difficulty following everything. Wow....)
DeathRaySpleen: (Methinks I'll dust off Seryntas.)
NYClark2: ( Attack of the self-inserts )
Arch mage144: (*self-inserts into Clark's face*)
Lithaladhwen: (Heh. It'll slow down once people get on task, I think. *smacks chat*)
Papa Tymisonn: (... huh. No call yet. I'm temporarily in.)
LovelyJester: (*YAWN*)
Lithaladhwen: (Hey, Captain Destruction. *grin*)
Lithaladhwen: (I think I'll go for Shakti this evening.)
Lithaladhwen: (But we still need to consider setting stuffs and things.)
MajorGeneralTso: (...Yep.)
Papa Tymisonn: (Shakti, eh? You don't want Card, do ya?)
Lithaladhwen: (Shakti works in a whorehouse, but I don't know that I'm ready to play ten whores, or to obligate someone else to do so.)
Lithaladhwen: (Sal is perfectly welcome.)
Papa Tymisonn: (He's in, then.)
Der DWSage has entered the room.
Der DWSage: (Okay. Lag test.)
Lithaladhwen: (Hey, Sage.)
DeathRaySpleen: (Wow. I just realized that I've changed Seryntas way too many times.)
Lithaladhwen: (No setting decided yet.)
Der DWSage: (...Hrm. I think my lag will fluctuate.)
Lithaladhwen: (I can pimp invites if you get booted.)
Der DWSage: (That'll be nice.)
Arch mage144: (...ah, yes, the whorehouse.)
Der DWSage: (My connection is deciding to screw with me tonight by going either amazingly slow or blindingly quick.)
Lithaladhwen: (She's not a whore. She just works there. We've all been over this.)
NYClark2: ( I almost forgot about that place... )
Papa Tymisonn: (... OH WAIT!)
Papa Tymisonn: (I promised that the next character I would play would be a straight woman.)
Lithaladhwen: (What? Promised whom?)
Papa Tymisonn: (*points at pinktext over there*)
Lithaladhwen: (I see. Maybe you can get a dispensation to play Cardinal.)
Der DWSage: (Silly Lex.)
DeathRaySpleen: (Also: New OOTS, for those who follow it.)
Der DWSage: (Repressing Cha's obviously bisexual tendencies. :{ )
Der DWSage: (And yes, I saw that.)
Lithaladhwen: (Okay. I'm going to pick a location at random if someone doesn't suggest something.)
DeathRaySpleen: (The BATCAVE!)
Der DWSage: (The Battling Ass, Lex's bar.)
MajorGeneralTso: (The Slums.)
Lithaladhwen: (Places in Doma are the norm. I don't care enough to fight that tonight. Anyplace in particular we want to go?)
Lithaladhwen: (Tai has an interesting idea.)
MajorGeneralTso: (Tai lives there!)
Lithaladhwen: (Jeri's house is around there, though not exactly in the worst area.)
Papa Tymisonn: ( 1 Warrior 2 Mage 3 Something in between)
Lithaladhwen: (Okay. Slums. Good stuff.)
OnlineHost: Papa Tymisonn rolled 1 3-sided die: 2
OnlineHost: J4deninj44 rolled 2 6-sided dice: 1 2
Arch mage144: (Hey, that actually brings me to a good point. Hak has a good reason to go there. He needs to talk to Tai.)
Papa Tymisonn: (Mage it is.)
Lithaladhwen: (Tai, set us up? You playing?)
J4deninj44: wow...I hate AIM triton so hard...
Papa Tymisonn: (1 Nice 2 Cranky 3 In the middle)
J4deninj44: /roll
MajorGeneralTso: (Tai is busy as of the moment, actually...)
OnlineHost: Papa Tymisonn rolled 1 3-sided die: 1
J4deninj44: \\roll
Papa Tymisonn: (Nice it is.)
Lithaladhwen: (He is? Hrm. Alack.)
Papa Tymisonn: (It's //roll, Amanda.)
MajorGeneralTso: (Tai...being the character, as well as myself in the 3rd person.)
J4deninj44: I know. That doesn't work.
J4deninj44: See.
OnlineHost: J4deninj44 rolled 2 6-sided dice: 6 2
Lithaladhwen: (Charles, your method of creating characters is... interesting.)
Arch mage144: (You want //roll -dice 1 -sides #)
OnlineHost: J4deninj44 rolled 1 26-sided die: 23
Papa Tymisonn: (Just tonight. I'm too lazy to think real hard.)
J4deninj44: AIM Triton is teh sux.
Lithaladhwen: (Then... never mind, Charles.)
DeathRaySpleen: (OH. That reminds me: We had a question on greatsword damage on the High School Proficiency Assessment yesterday. Err, that's an NJ standardized test.)
Lithaladhwen: (For the people who don't know Shakti....)
OnlineHost: Papa Tymisonn rolled 1 666-sided die: 606
Arch mage144: (WHAT, Spleen?)
Lithaladhwen: ( A link to art that might help. )
T3chn0Namagomi: (...Wut?)
Papa Tymisonn: (... OK, she'll be VERY evil...)
OnlineHost: Papa Tymisonn rolled 1 69-sided die: 48
Arch mage144: (I bet it was some 2d6 probability distribution.)
DeathRaySpleen: (It was disguised as a question involving "Two fair six-sided number cubes")
Papa Tymisonn: (And on the randy side.)
DeathRaySpleen: (Yeah.)
Lithaladhwen: (Charles: What the fuck?)
Arch mage144: (There are lots of reasons to roll 2d6 aside from greatsword damage.)
DeathRaySpleen: (Had to figure out the probability of getting 8 or more.)
Lithaladhwen: (Is this how you make all your characters?)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Let's hope not.)
DeathRaySpleen: (That's bullshit.)
Lithaladhwen: (I quite frankly find it horrifying. o_o )
Arch mage144: (I am praying the answer is no)
Papa Tymisonn: (It is no.)
DeathRaySpleen: (I saw Henry on the bus after the test, and the first thing that came out of either of our mouths was "Hey, you see the greatsword question?")
Papa Tymisonn: (Usually a lot more thought is put into it.)
Papa Tymisonn: (I'm ... just not that creative tonight.)
Lithaladhwen: (Then ....never mind.)
NYClark2: ( Some people would take that as a reason to not RP. )
NYClark2: ( Or at least, not make a new character. )
Lithaladhwen: (Clark is wise.)
Lithaladhwen: (And Charles is an odd man.)
DeathRaySpleen: (Cha: You should roll on the random NPC traits table from the D&D DMG, too.)
NYClark2: ( My wisdom is why I don't have many characters )
Papa Tymisonn: (Eh. The rest from here I'll fill in.)
Lithaladhwen: (Okay, whatever. I don't care anymore.)
Lithaladhwen: (Someone intro us up.)
MajorGeneralTso: (...Decide on a locale?)
Lithaladhwen: (Slums!)
DeathRaySpleen: (I think we pretty much decided on slums.)
Lithaladhwen: (I guess it's going to be me. That's all good. Stand by.)
Arch mage144: (I'll RP the slum drunk)
Der DWSage has left the room.
Lithaladhwen: (Weren't you going to anyway?)
Arch mage144: (Hakaril is not the slum drunk.)
MajorGeneralTso: (Hakaril misses Taiar by a hair.)
Arch mage144: (Asshole.)
Arch mage144: (That's fine by me, Tai.)
NYClark2: ( Hakaril is the Palace drunk )
Arch mage144: (He has sworn off alcohol!0
Arch mage144: (How can he be the palace drunk!?)
DeathRaySpleen: (Since when?)
MajorGeneralTso: (I was just saying it in relevance to realtime events. *Nods*)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Since a long time ago.)
NYClark2: ( I never heard about that )
Arch mage144: (...since a fucking long time ago, when he got involved with Sirvix.)
DeathRaySpleen: (He was drunk the last time I was in an RP with him.)
Lithaladhwen: (Doesn't ALWAYS stop him.)
Arch mage144: (Whenever he's drinking he's breaking a vow. It's incredibly rare for him, though.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Kamos, of course, would NEVER swear off of alcohol)
Lithaladhwen: (Neither would Tassi.)
DeathRaySpleen: (Nor would Seryntas. Ake, maybe.)
Arch mage144: (Kamos swears off things like happiness instead)
A Rockin SN: (D wouldn't either. :D)
Lithaladhwen: (Tassi and Quinn are my only real drinkers.)
Arch mage144: (Hell, I wouldn't swear off alcohol either, so Hak has more willpower than I do.)
Lithaladhwen: (Anyway.)
Arch mage144: (He spends more time in bars than me.)
DeathRaySpleen: (Seryntas has [s]Drinking on his PS sheet :D)
Arch mage144: (LET'S START RPING ALREADY)
MajorGeneralTso: (Go for it, Ash!)
LovelyJester: (PENIS.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Nah. Just things like tolerating 75% of the people working for Doma)
Papa Tymisonn: <Nara Parfum>
Lithaladhwen: *In the early evening after a relatively warm day, some rain begins misting down, as if emphasizing that the pretty sunny day is totally over now and the Dark of Night has arrived.*
NYClark2: ( I think I am falling asleep... )
Lithaladhwen: (Parfum?)
Papa Tymisonn: (Parfum.)
DeathRaySpleen: (How do you pronounce that?)
Lithaladhwen: (As in... like.... le parfum?)
J4deninj44: (par foom?)
Papa Tymisonn: (Just like it's spelled, actually.)
Arch mage144: *today, Hakaril is slumming it...literally*
DeathRaySpleen: ("PAR-fum"?)
Papa Tymisonn: (Parr fumm.)
LovelyJester: (That's very silly.)
Lithaladhwen: (It's French for perfume, folks.)
J4deninj44: (Par fum)
Papa Tymisonn: (Yes.)
Lithaladhwen: (Total cognate.)
Arch mage144: *he's in the shady (or perhaps just low-income) district today not because he's sightseeing, but because he's looking for someone in particular...*
LovelyJester: (fleghhhhhhh......T_T lex has no inclination towards any character whatsoever tonight.)
Papa Tymisonn: (Play Jinx. She might find a friend...)
LovelyJester: (feh. v.v)
DeathRaySpleen: (Do what Cha did!)
NYClark2: ( No. )
Lithaladhwen: *A tall tan-skinned woman with shoulder-length purple hair wearing a dark blue sari exits an inconspicuous building down the block from Hakaril.*
DeathRaySpleen: (Play...I dunno...his character's twin sister!)
Papa Tymisonn: (No. My methods are evil.)
Lithaladhwen: IM: Jeri can play bouncer tonight.
T3chn0Namagomi: *Of course, Kamos is likely NOT that someone, but he's heading through anyway. After all...a shortcut's a shortcut, and a fight is always interesting.*
Lithaladhwen: <Shakti>
Arch mage144: <Hakaril>
Lithaladhwen: (I linked a thing, so good. Taken care of.)
DeathRaySpleen: <Seryntas>
T3chn0Namagomi: <Kamos, obviously>
Arch mage144: IM: It's Shakti.
LovelyJester: (Bleeeeeeeh. v.v)
Arch mage144: IM: Not who I was looking for, but...
Lithaladhwen: *pulls the loose end of her sari over her head to cover her hair and most of her face*
Arch mage144: SHAKTI!
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: Fucking bastards won't enchant a damn ring...
Lithaladhwen: I-- *waves*
LovelyJester: (1 jinx 2 whisp 3. corrigan 4 random ho 5 amana 6 a pancake.)
Lithaladhwen: *calls over* Hey Silvar.
Lithaladhwen: *begins heading that way*
OnlineHost: LovelyJester rolled 1 6-sided die: 6
LovelyJester: (WHOOOOOO!)
Papa Tymisonn: (SWEET!)
DeathRaySpleen: (I KNEW IT!)
Lithaladhwen: (Whoa.)
DeathRaySpleen: (I was like "Just because of that, she's rolling a 6.")
NYClark2: ( It was rigged! )
Papa Tymisonn: (I'm so happy!)
Arch mage144: *motions to her*
Lithaladhwen: *is totally coming his way* What do you need?
DeathRaySpleen: One hundred, one hundred and ten, one hundred and twenty, one hundred and...*drops 20 gil in a puddle*...fuck me.
LovelyJester: *And for no reason whatsoever, a random pancake on a fancy plate, smothered in syrup and butter, is sitting in the middle of the slums streets! Suspicious!*
Lithaladhwen: My brother get himself in trouble or something?
Papa Tymisonn: ...
Lithaladhwen: (And Lex is doing it. She obeys the dice like a good RPer.)
Arch mage144: No, no.
T3chn0Namagomi: >_>...*and so, a certain someone with guns and the like--known as "Captain Destruction" to some--is walking through the slums!*
Papa Tymisonn: *a young girl, long black hair, tattered red robes, and a big big ugly staff... approaches it*
DeathRaySpleen: (Err. Remind me if Doman gil is all coins?)
Lithaladhwen: *waves to Kamos* Hey, D.
Arch mage144: Not hardly. You think I keep track of your brother?
Papa Tymisonn: (Yup.)
NYClark2: ( Yes. )
Arch mage144: (Most of it.)
LovelyJester: < Pancake >
T3chn0Namagomi: ...D?
Lithaladhwen: *to Hakaril* No, I certainly hope not.
Papa Tymisonn: *looks around*
Arch mage144: *looks* Oh, it's Kamos.
Lithaladhwen: *to Kamos* Yes. D. For Destruction. Captain.
Lithaladhwen: *grin*
Arch mage144: Fuck no, I really don't care about your brother.
Arch mage144: I wanted to give you a heads-up regarding that artifact we found in the ruined vault.
Papa Tymisonn: o.o *licks lips*
Lithaladhwen: Oh, yes?
Arch mage144: I was looking for Tai, but I can't find him.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...*sweatdrop* Oooka--huh?
Arch mage144: I sent it to Regulus with a courier.
Papa Tymisonn: *scoops it up and rushes to the sidewalk*
T3chn0Namagomi: *listening in, and heads over*
Lithaladhwen: You.... uh huh. Mmkay.
LovelyJester: *it's squishy, and cakey*
DeathRaySpleen: *Seryntas bends to pick the coins up out of the puddle and wipes them off on...well, his sleeve is metal. Probably not appropriate.*
Papa Tymisonn: *smeeeeeeeeeeell!*
T3chn0Namagomi: Talking about that one thing that wouldn't work at all?
DeathRaySpleen: Goddammit.
Arch mage144: It's not on this plane anymore. I'll have you know that I tried to activate it and failed miserably for reasons that are unclear to me.
T3chn0Namagomi: Huh.
Arch mage144: Apparently one of my contingent on Regulus got it to work.
DeathRaySpleen: *He just drops them into his coin pouch with the rest of the 150 gil he's carrying.*
Lithaladhwen: Oh, well that's good. Speaking of things.
Papa Tymisonn: ...
T3chn0Namagomi: So...maybe it's a planar issue?
Lithaladhwen: You have to keep reports and shit, right?
Papa Tymisonn: *starts eating it, with filthy fingers*
Arch mage144: Partly, Kamos. Er. Technically.
Arch mage144: Reports of what?
Lithaladhwen: Missions and things. I was just going to let you know that I have to take down reports as well, and if you just wanted to submit copies of mine it wouldn't mean any extra work for me.
Lithaladhwen: I could have them sent your way.
LovelyJester: *OH GOD THE PAIN THE PAIN*
Lithaladhwen: *shrug*
Papa Tymisonn: o.o
LovelyJester: *It tastes delicious however!*
Papa Tymisonn: OWIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEE!
LovelyJester: *The damned most awesome pancakes ever!*
LovelyJester: *Except for the pain.*
DeathRaySpleen: *Seryntas is, of course, one of those people that does not worry about people stealing his money. It could be the polished blue-enameled plate armor, it could be the well-sharpened greatsword.*
LovelyJester: *Stupid people eating pancakes off the street*
Arch mage144: You're not saving me anything, really.
Arch mage144: I'm more or less on top of things.
Papa Tymisonn: The tastiness HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURTS... *drops the plate and edges away...*
Lithaladhwen: All right. Thought I'd at least extend the offer. I did say that I'd help after all.
Papa Tymisonn: *did anyone HEAR the bloodcurdling scream?*
DeathRaySpleen: *It could also be the solid 250-pound wall of muscle that fills that armor and carries that sword.*
Papa Tymisonn: *t'was loud even for the SLUMS....*
T3chn0Namagomi: Hn. By the way--do you know where I can get stuff, well...enchanted?
Lithaladhwen: (Shakti hears ALL SORTS of noises.... but we'll say she did.)
DeathRaySpleen: What the hell was that?
Lithaladhwen: IM: What the fuck was that?
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: Huh. Maybe people are torturing each other to death. Interesting.
Lithaladhwen: IM: If some pimp is getting murdered I want no part of the red tape that comes afterward. Sex workers getting killed in my jurisdiction means more paperwork.
NYClark2: ( Okay, in the spirit of letting dice make our decisions for us. I roll. )
Papa Tymisonn: (How compassionate of you. :P)
DeathRaySpleen: *Hand near the hilt of his weapon, Seryntas sprints in the direction of the scream, hoping possibly to bag a criminal and take the bounty.*
LovelyJester: *OH my.....it seems what looked like chocolate chips were bits of gravel instead. how unfortunate*
Arch mage144: Stuff?
Arch mage144: You need to be more...explicit.
T3chn0Namagomi: Like small pieces of jewelry?
Arch mage144: You could ask an enchanter.
NYClark2: ( 1 I RP, 2 I sleep or perhaps play video games till I fall asleep. )
OnlineHost: NYClark2 rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
T3chn0Namagomi: I don't exactly know where the fuck those people are.
Arch mage144: I also hear someone screaming.
Lithaladhwen: Yeah, I don't do that crap. Maybe one of the girls knows someone. I could ask for you.
Lithaladhwen: Yeah, I heard that, too.
NYClark2: ( Heh. )
Arch mage144: It depends what kind of enchantment you want. *ignores the screaming*
Papa Tymisonn: *feels in her mouth*
Papa Tymisonn: *blood?*
DeathRaySpleen: *Despite the armor, he seems to move quite easily, as though thoroughly accustomed to the bulk. It also happens to be very well-made and well-taken-care-of armor and made of lightweight mithril, so that could be part of it.*
T3chn0Namagomi: *ignoring* Something that makes it...not useless. Doesn't matter how minor as long as it isn't useless.
DeathRaySpleen: *Seryntas reaches the girl and her pancakes.*
DeathRaySpleen: Did you hear screaming?
Lithaladhwen: Uh huh. Well, seriously. I could ask about it. I had a gift for my sister in law made a while back.
Lithaladhwen: *to the random guy* Yes, I did.
Lithaladhwen: Anyway, Captain. I could ask.
DeathRaySpleen: (No, that was to the girl with the pancakes.)
NYClark2: ( I think he means miss parfum )
Lithaladhwen: (Oh, scratch, then.)
Lithaladhwen: (Thank goodness.)
Papa Tymisonn: Owiiiiiiiiiiiiiie....
Lithaladhwen: (Someone else is handling the scenario.)
Arch mage144: What's useless about a symbol of your eternal devotion?
Papa Tymisonn: The pancakes huuuuuuuuuurt...
DeathRaySpleen: Oh, it was you?
T3chn0Namagomi: It has no use in a fight.
Arch mage144: You know, there's a strange irony in that statement.
Arch mage144: You expect your woman to be in a lot of bar brawls defending your honor, Kamos?
Lithaladhwen: *snorts*
Papa Tymisonn: *rocking back and forth... obviously she doesn't have all her marbles*
Lithaladhwen: IM: Ah...Silvar. Jackass.
DeathRaySpleen: Ah. Street pancakes. Really, people should know better.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...She's a knight. Remember?
T3chn0Namagomi: This means that at least part of the time, she does stuff related to fighting.
NYClark2: ::A certain person is ambling along towards Hak and the group:: I think...
Lithaladhwen: So it's for a woman. Yours, specifically.
DeathRaySpleen: Are you okay?
Lithaladhwen: That's different.
Papa Tymisonn: *starting to blubber*
T3chn0Namagomi: Yes, you could say that.
DeathRaySpleen: Uh...there, there?
Arch mage144: I know she's a knight. She works for me.
Lithaladhwen: A lot of the girls carry items that keep them from getting knocked up. Sound like a good direction?
Arch mage144: That one I don't know how to do. You'd be talking to the wrong guy.
Arch mage144: My best friend is an enchanter, though, and he might.
DeathRaySpleen: *Seryntas has no social graces to speak of, and getting sympathy from him is quite like getting sympathy from a stone golem.*
NYClark2: I think I might be lost... ::looking around, up down, left and right::
Arch mage144: IM: ...that's James.
T3chn0Namagomi: *chuckles* Possibly, since neither she nor I would want kids. Ever. But you'd think combat usability would be first...
Papa Tymisonn: *Nara's not high on them either*
NYClark2: Oh wow... the General! Hello!
Papa Tymisonn: Was it you? ;_;
DeathRaySpleen: (Aww, they'd be perfect for one another!)
Papa Tymisonn: Did YOU set the trap? ,e_e,
DeathRaySpleen: Who made the street pancake? No.
Lithaladhwen: ....No. Combat usability is more hindered by pregnancy than anything your standard enchantment would protect against.
Lithaladhwen: She's a woman.
Lithaladhwen: I guarantee you she'd appreciate control over her babymaking.
NYClark2: ::Walks over::
T3chn0Namagomi: ...Maybe I should've looked for a sword or a shield or something of the like down in that place...she liked the last time I gave her a weapon...
Arch mage144: Hello, James.
NYClark2: Babymaking...? You mean they build them now?
Lithaladhwen: 'kay. Just don't bitch to me when you have ten little Mazuos running around.
Arch mage144: ...no.
DeathRaySpleen: It's not the first I've heard of them, though. Street pancakes, street muffins, street filet mignon. You don't want to know what's the secret ingredient in street filet mignon.
Arch mage144: Hey, there we go. I've got it.
NYClark2: ( Street Pizza )
DeathRaySpleen: People think they can take advantage of the underpriveleged like this.
Lithaladhwen: (I don't know, Spleen. Depends on what it's cut with.)
PsychoQuadDuck: (Okay, where the hell has Seryntas been hanging out to come up with those?)
Arch mage144: If you get Sarah a "combat-oriented" gift I'll just have a good excuse to ship her off to Regulus.
DeathRaySpleen: (I was thinking dog droppings.)
Lithaladhwen: (I don't like my street mignon cut with other inferior meats.)
Papa Tymisonn: ... liar.
Arch mage144: There's a war going on, you know.
Lithaladhwen: *laughs*
Papa Tymisonn: Be toasted. *fireball*
DeathRaySpleen: (He's a low-profile bounty hunter.)
OnlineHost: Papa Tymisonn rolled 1 6-sided die: 1
Papa Tymisonn: *miss!*
T3chn0Namagomi: ...*sweatdrop*
Arch mage144: (Does that mean he hunts low-profile bounties or that no one knows he's a bounty hunter?)
NYClark2: ( Both )
DeathRaySpleen: (The first.)
PsychoQuadDuck: (Also, once I can find a good way to enter this RP, I'm going to do so.)
Lithaladhwen: So, Captain. You can have your pregnant girlfriend sent to Regulus....
DeathRaySpleen: (No, he's quite publicly a bounty hunter.)
Lithaladhwen: Or you can go with my idea. What do you say? No babies. No interplanar war?
NYClark2: Captain? I thought you were a General...
Lithaladhwen: *expectant eyebrow raise*
DeathRaySpleen: (But he's also not what you'd call a "high-profile bounty hunter", either.)
Lithaladhwen: *to James* No, he's Captain Destruction to me. *points to Kamos*
PsychoQuadDuck: (So you're saying he'll hunt those bounties no one else wants to hunt?)
NYClark2: Oh...
PsychoQuadDuck: (Or have I got my terms mixed up?)
T3chn0Namagomi: ...I'll never get used to these customs.
DeathRaySpleen: (Essentially. Nuisances, petty thieves, rapists.)
NYClark2: Kamos Destruction? Is that your full name?
Arch mage144: The customs of not buying each other ways to kill people to show them you love them?
Arch mage144: Yeah. Weird shit, isn't it?
DeathRaySpleen: (Occasionally he'll take a bigger job, like in The Next Crisis, but not terribly often.)
T3chn0Namagomi: ...<_< No. Mazuo's my last name. She just seems to like calling me "Captain Destruction".
NYClark2: Oh...
Lithaladhwen: *wide innocent smile*
DeathRaySpleen: (Oh, yeah. Forgot about the fireball.)
NYClark2: ( Have James and Shakti ever met? )
T3chn0Namagomi: More like I'm not used to these things being...expensive.
Papa Tymisonn: (Was wondering...)
NYClark2: ( I don't remember )
DeathRaySpleen: *Seryntas whips his body to the left, but he needn't have worried as the fireball goes way right.* The FUCK are you doing?
Papa Tymisonn: You're a BAD man, aren't you?
DeathRaySpleen: I am not!
T3chn0Namagomi: I mean, the ceremony-deal and all...
Papa Tymisonn: You like setting TRAPS for lil innocents, don't you? HMM?
Papa Tymisonn: *stands!*
Papa Tymisonn: BAD BAD MAN!
NYClark2: What ceremony?
Papa Tymisonn: *fireball!*
OnlineHost: Papa Tymisonn rolled 1 6-sided die: 6
Lithaladhwen: (James and Shakti have not.)
NYClark2: Are you getting married, Kamos?
Papa Tymisonn: *bang on!*
Arch mage144: So things in Valth are cheaper?
Lithaladhwen: Maybe the women are.
DeathRaySpleen: *Seryntas takes a fireball to the chest!* ARGH!
Arch mage144: >.o
T3chn0Namagomi: Valthi marriage has no rings, no ceremony. Basically done by the government.
DeathRaySpleen: (How big a fireball are we talking here?)
Arch mage144: What's the point, then?
Lithaladhwen: So, that's a yes. They're cheaper.
Lithaladhwen: You should have just said so.
Lithaladhwen: Anyway. Ring. Get one.
NYClark2: ::Looks to Shakti:: I... have not met you before... right?
Lithaladhwen: Stop fighting it.
DeathRaySpleen: (Like, D&D 20' fireball?)
T3chn0Namagomi: Uhh...the fact that it's still a binding legal contract?
Lithaladhwen: *to James* No.
Arch mage144: That's a little like saying you wish you could just be full instead of having to eat.
Papa Tymisonn: (Fire 1.)
DeathRaySpleen: (Ah.)
Papa Tymisonn: (So negligible damage to anyone who's not utterly weak.)
T3chn0Namagomi: Already have a ring, actually. This "engagement ring" or whatever it's supposed to be.
NYClark2: Ahh... I thought that was the case. My name is James ::offers a hand::
Lithaladhwen: Good. Step one is covered.
Lithaladhwen: *absently shakes James' hand*
T3chn0Namagomi: ...The ceremony's going to be the real drain, though. I know it...T_T
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: ...My money...
Lithaladhwen: Kamos. Quitcher bitching. Seriously.
DeathRaySpleen: *Seryntas loses his balance and goes down, even if only from surprise, because it really just singed his breastplate.*
Lithaladhwen: Get her an enchantment on it to keep her from accidentally getting pregnant.
Lithaladhwen: I can tell you any woman would want that.
LovelyJester: (................Jewelry that looks and smells of sweets. I'm doomed.)
Lithaladhwen: Especially if you plan to have a honeymoon.
Arch mage144: Business is bad, I guess, otherwise there's no reason to be whining so much.
NYClark2: Engagement ring?
T3chn0Namagomi: Yes, business is bad.
Arch mage144: I just paid you for a mission!
Papa Tymisonn: *over him* Bad BAD man...
Arch mage144: What the hell did you do with the money? You were paid well, not to mention all those treasures you looted.
T3chn0Namagomi: I'm not sure if it's enough to cover the ceremony--and WHAT, dare I ask, is a honeymoon, and how expensive is it?
Arch mage144: It's an excuse to go on vacation.
Lithaladhwen: A honeymoon is what newliweds have after their wedding.
DeathRaySpleen: *Getting to his feet in thirty-five pounds of plate is an interesting experience, but it's something he's done many times before.*
Lithaladhwen: You go on vacation and have lots of sex and good food and sex.
NYClark2: This is fascinating stuff.
T3chn0Namagomi: As in...the magical wards in order to enforce the ban list would be worth a TON on their own...
Papa Tymisonn: *has the staff pointed at him, it's shaking...*
LovelyJester: <And because playing pancakes is no fun......>
Lithaladhwen: The honeymoon is a good thing.
LovelyJester: <Corrigan>
DeathRaySpleen: *So he calmly and quickly gets to his feet with his hands up.*
DeathRaySpleen: I'm not going to hurt you.
Lithaladhwen: For the wedding, she gets hers. On the honeymoon, it's your time. You'll be fine.
Arch mage144: ...ban list?
LovelyJester: *the mage girl feels something brush against her feet, as a red blur runs between her legs, and leaps onto the man she is aiming at*
NYClark2: That sounds fair.
DeathRaySpleen: HUH?
T3chn0Namagomi: Yes. To keep certain idiots and assholes out.
Papa Tymisonn: o.o
Papa Tymisonn: Whuh? The invisibles are back?
Lithaladhwen: Oh. Like who, for curiosity's sake?
NYClark2: Why would they want to go to if they you did not invite them?
LovelyJester: *A brilliant red fox, with dragonfly wings, is perched currently on top of the man, looking a might paniced*
NYClark2: if you*
Arch mage144: Oh. You mean for the wedding?
Arch mage144: Why not just ask them to leave >.>?
T3chn0Namagomi: You know, like all Barians I've met, the king, the chancellor, Enlil...
DeathRaySpleen: (On top, as in on his helmet?)
Arch mage144: Why do they want to go to your wedding anyway?
T3chn0Namagomi: It's called a "precaution".
Lithaladhwen: They won't come. You know why?
NYClark2: ...
LovelyJester: (Yaes.)
T3chn0Namagomi: Not really.
Lithaladhwen: If they come they have to bring you gifts. Makes it too expensive for a joke.
NYClark2: ( Man... something bad just happened )
Lithaladhwen: Their purses demand they stay home and drink alone or whatever it is that the Chancellor does.
NYClark2: ( So much for good first impressions... )
T3chn0Namagomi: Well, at least, maybe I should ban that Aolong person or whoever Miang's mother was.
DeathRaySpleen: *Seryntas grabs the thing off his head and holds it in front of him.* What the hell is this?
T3chn0Namagomi: ...For Deeum's sake...
NYClark2: Ahh... I did not think they would be home...
Arch mage144: Only you would decide to do something as crazy as placing arcane wards against specific people who wouldn't want to go to your wedding anyway.
Lithaladhwen: (Clark: What the hell are you talking about?)
NYClark2: ( James is going to stop making sense now )
T3chn0Namagomi: ...Well, it's either that or hiring some people to enforce it.
LovelyJester: SHHHH!
Lithaladhwen: I've made my suggestion. I think it makes sense because I know plenty of women who like to have control over the number of babies they spit out. Spend your money there. You'll appreciate it later.
NYClark2: They do live here... do they not? Oh... I should not have come here...
LovelyJester: ......*the fox makes a ......shushing motion*
Lithaladhwen: Silvar, if you get a moment, I need to talk to you about something.
T3chn0Namagomi: Also, you sure Will would not want to miss a chance to preach at me?
Lithaladhwen: Whenever you have the time.
Arch mage144: I doubt Will cares.
Arch mage144: I have time now.
LovelyJester: *whispers at him* She'll HEAR you.
Arch mage144: ...James, what are you talking about?
Papa Tymisonn: o.o
Papa Tymisonn: Wubbuh... they... made an invisible VISIBLE?
LovelyJester: *panting hard*
NYClark2: ::Grabs Hakaril's robes:: If you see them... tell them I am sorry!
Lithaladhwen: ...
Arch mage144: ...o_O
Arch mage144: Tell who?
NYClark2: They are not here... are they? ::Looks around::
Lithaladhwen: What the fuck. No one's here, man. Just us.
DeathRaySpleen: O_o
T3chn0Namagomi: ...Huh?
DeathRaySpleen: *Seryntas veeeery carefully sets the fox on the ground and begins to back away.*
NYClark2: She... she might be looking for me as we speak.
Papa Tymisonn: ... ub... uh... YOU!
Lithaladhwen: Who the fuck is She?
Papa Tymisonn: *points at "the invisible"* Why did you make the pancakes all hurty?
Lithaladhwen: *you can hear the capital letters when she says it*
Papa Tymisonn: I didn't do anything to you... I just wanted PANCAKES... ;_;
NYClark2: If I say her name... she might find me...
LovelyJester: *wags his tail*
Arch mage144: No. No one else is here.
LovelyJester: I don't know a pancake.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...Uh huh.
NYClark2: Saying her name once is enough...
LovelyJester: *Stretches his legs*
LovelyJester: Now, if you would be so good as to hide me for a moment.
Arch mage144: You're crazy, man.
PsychoQuadDuck: *as Seryntas backs away, there's a good chance he'll hear someone coming from behind him, or at least in the general vicinity of such*
LovelyJester: I will reward you.....
Papa Tymisonn: Don't... LIE TO ME, invisible...
Lithaladhwen: *head tilt* Seriously. No one's going to fuck with you here.
LovelyJester: =o_o= I am not lying.
LovelyJester: I am a flesh eater.
Lithaladhwen: IM: What the hell happened to him? Who the fuck is he talking about?
Papa Tymisonn: *boy, she doesn't seem ANYTHING like his relatives...*
LovelyJester: Why would I eat something as stupid as human food?
Papa Tymisonn: YOU DON'T EAT IT!
NYClark2: Kamos... you are worried about her too.
LovelyJester: EXACTLY!
Lithaladhwen: IM: He's like I used to be whenever I saw a damn priest.
Papa Tymisonn: You set it for TRAPS and you are MEAN to me!
Papa Tymisonn: MEAN MEAN MEAN!
LovelyJester: I just got here!
Papa Tymisonn: Oh, what a COINCIDENCE...
DeathRaySpleen: *You don't spend twelve years tracking ruthless criminals and not develop sensitive ears. Of course Seryntas hears it.*
LovelyJester: .........Oh .....=CRAP!=
T3chn0Namagomi: ...Who, Deeum?
Papa Tymisonn: TALK LIKE A TWO-LEGS PERSON! e_e
NYClark2: No
LovelyJester: *Sery would then hear, a happy shrieking in the distance*
J4deninj44: (You know I don't remember half of my character's colors...9.9)
LovelyJester: CRAP!
DeathRaySpleen: (I was talking about Div's thing, but sure, that too.)
NYClark2: She is nothing for me to worry about.
LovelyJester: *He very quickly shifts into a tiny red rat with wings and scrambles behind a garbage can*
LovelyJester: <Whisper!>
Papa Tymisonn: COME BACK HERE, INVISIBLE! YOU CAN'T STAY INVISIBLE FOREVER!
Papa Tymisonn: *dive!
Papa Tymisonn: *
Lithaladhwen: *sighs* I'm no good at this shit. Look, man. Your issues are not my problem. No one's going to harass you or "find you" here. You're fine. So.... I don't know. Chill.
T3chn0Namagomi: I really don't know anyone else I'd be worried about currently...seriously.
DeathRaySpleen: *Seryntas glances behind him at whoever or whatever's back there.*
LovelyJester: *And touching down from the sky is a whirl of blue. Blue clothes, blue hair.....and fluttery wings, and craziness*
Papa Tymisonn: *tearing at the garbage*
LovelyJester: Cooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeey!
Papa Tymisonn: Invisibllllllllllllllllllllle!
J4deninj44: (what this Ship's color?)
LovelyJester: *bouncing around the street, sniffing the air*
Lithaladhwen: (Spleen is getting gangraped by Lex's characters. So many...)
Arch mage144: IM: Um. Yeah.
LovelyJester: (.....Was it gold, amanda?)
Arch mage144: IM: Shakti, you talk him down.
Papa Tymisonn: (Heheheheh... so many crazy people after Foxy boy...)
LovelyJester: (Or purple..... )
J4deninj44: (Wait! I think it was gray!)
Papa Tymisonn: (That seems right.)
Lithaladhwen: (That looks right, Amanda.)
J4deninj44: (Oh..or was it purple to match his hair...)
PsychoQuadDuck: *what Seryntas will see is a garoujin - probably about five and a half feet tall - approaching. His clothing is quite tattered - and seems to be wound around with some sort of metal binding....*
Arch mage144: ...yeah, whatever. Anyway, passing up your honemoon is a retarded idea.
Arch mage144: (I think it was also grey.)
NYClark2: Are you certain?
LovelyJester: (I remember purple, but i could be thinking of his hair.)
Lithaladhwen: I'm sure. Fuck. Seriously.
LovelyJester: *She catches a rat, it's not hard to find!*
T3chn0Namagomi: ...This is the first time I've HEARD of a "honeymoon".
LovelyJester: No! Idiot! Mad mortal!
LovelyJester: Put me DOWN!
Lithaladhwen: You need to calm the fuck down. No one's going to bother you here unless it's to steal your wallet. Even then, there are too many people here for that.
PsychoQuadDuck: *....in addition, he looks like he'd just been in a fight. And also, there's two..... things protruding from his back, which look like they COULD be wings, but in this condition it's impossible to tell*
Papa Tymisonn: This is what you GET for being all invisible.
Papa Tymisonn: *pops his whole front house in her mouth*
NYClark2: ::lets go of Hak's robes::
Lithaladhwen: Cripes. Fuck, man.
Arch mage144: ...thank you.
DeathRaySpleen: (House, Cha?)
NYClark2: I am sorry... but... even her name...
Papa Tymisonn: (... half.)
Arch mage144: It's because you're uncivilized. What the hell is Valth?
LovelyJester: (indeed.)
Papa Tymisonn: (Yarg typo.)
LovelyJester: AAAAAAAAAH!
Arch mage144: What do you people do for fun, shoot each other?
Lithaladhwen: Yeah, whatever. She's not here, whoever she is.
Papa Tymisonn: *licking him inside her mouth*
Lithaladhwen: Unless she works at Jeri's house down the street, she isn't here.
LovelyJester: *......turns......into a tall young man, with a bright red pony tail resembling a foxs tail, wearing nothing but a loincloth, and large dragonfly wings*
J4deninj44: (Still in teh street?)
Papa Tymisonn: (Yep.)
Lithaladhwen: (Yes.)
LovelyJester: *Better spit him out while she can!*
NYClark2: House?
PsychoQuadDuck: *the garoujin is not paying much attention to where he's going, of course*
Lithaladhwen: Yeah. Brothel.
T3chn0Namagomi: Definitely DIDN'T have honeymoons. Not like there's any place for such to happen there anyway.
Papa Tymisonn: *still has his hair in her mouth, continues to nibble*
Lithaladhwen: Jeri runs it. Nice lady. I presume you're not talking about her.
LovelyJester: *yanks his pony tail out*
LovelyJester: DO. YOU. MIND?
Papa Tymisonn: ... o.o Pretty invisible...
NYClark2: I have never met her...
LovelyJester: *Shakes his head wildly like a dog*
Lithaladhwen: 'kay. Fine
LovelyJester: *And fusses at his soggy hair*
Lithaladhwen: Just chill out in public places.
DeathRaySpleen: Now...I'm really...confused.
Lithaladhwen: Bad manners to have public freakouts.
LovelyJester: .....=Oh sweet hells.=
J4deninj44: <Gray being the consensus on font. Ship Porte, much older now, still sporting his purple demon horn curls but shaggier hair that falls into his eyes a little, is reading and walking.>
LovelyJester: *lets out a blood curdling shriek*
NYClark2: I am sorry... I am usually fine.
Papa Tymisonn: (How much older, seeing as this is 1st gen...)
LovelyJester: YOU TRIED TO EAT .......MY LOVEMAN!
Lithaladhwen: (I totally remember him. Bit before my time, but I remember Ship.)
Arch mage144: You can't leave Valth to go on vacation? *smirks*
Lithaladhwen: Don't worry about it. Happens to the best of us.
J4deninj44: (How much time has passed???)
Arch mage144: (Like five years.)
LovelyJester: *makes a dash, and attaches herself to Corrigan's arm, who is looking like he has been punched*
J4deninj44: (Then he's ten-11)
Papa Tymisonn: (oh? Really? Kay...)
PsychoQuadDuck: *that garoujin glances up, but doesn't really answer*
Lithaladhwen: (Wow. I've read older logs than I thought!)
J4deninj44: (And Kodie 11-12)
Arch mage144: (Well, I guess it depends what kind of time we're talking about from.)
Papa Tymisonn: ... ANOTHER invisible?
Arch mage144: (It's been at least two or so since the war.)
NYClark2: Kumo says I have been getting better.
Papa Tymisonn: All ... co ... co... collUding together!
Lithaladhwen: I don't know who Kumo is, but that sounds like a good thing.
LovelyJester: ....Gerroff me, you blue devil!
Papa Tymisonn: *points the staff*
LovelyJester: *shoves at whisper*
Arch mage144: That sucks, man.
Papa Tymisonn: MAKEING ME LOOK LIKE A DUM DUM! WHYYYYYYYYYY?
LovelyJester: *Hoooooooooooowwwwwwwl* But I just wannnaaa be together....
Papa Tymisonn: *HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWLS too*
LovelyJester: You can learn to make the eating of plants, and you can have my babies!
LovelyJester: *points wildly at corrigan*
LovelyJester: o_O No.
NYClark2: Not the best first impression... I suppose.
Papa Tymisonn: (... Fey reproductive practices scare me.)
Papa Tymisonn: ... hey!
Lithaladhwen: Whatever. Don't worry about it. I've had weirder acquaintances, I'm sure.
Papa Tymisonn: *pokes Whisper*
Lithaladhwen: Can't remember any right now. But hey.
Papa Tymisonn: You DON'T get to make me look like a DUM DUM and then think I'm not here!
LovelyJester: o_o?
T3chn0Namagomi: Not really...seeing as they don't have anywhere to go as far as the land route goes--unless you consider Riva to be a vacation spot.
Papa Tymisonn: Cuz I am! I'm here! I'm solid... and ... stuff... o.o
LovelyJester: *Makes a dash for it!*
T3chn0Namagomi: And I know NOTHING as far as water-related stuff goes.
Arch mage144: I went to Argovia. I wouldn't call that a land route.
Arch mage144: You don't know anything about boats?
PsychoQuadDuck: *the more disturbing part is that Seryntas might recognize that the garoujin looks... quite amused*
T3chn0Namagomi: Not as far as how to tell where you're going on one.
PsychoQuadDuck: (I'm going to assume at this point Spleen's being greatly distracted.)
Lithaladhwen: Stars, Captain D.
Lithaladhwen: You can tell if you just look up. It isn't hard.
Lithaladhwen: Of course, I cheat.
T3chn0Namagomi: Uh huh. They all look the same.
Lithaladhwen: I use magic, but details are irrelevant.
J4deninj44: *mutters to himself* Hakaril?... No way... *he tries to sneak up behind the General of Doma without being noticed, questioning whether or not that's really him*
NYClark2: You use magic to look at the stars?
Lithaladhwen: I use them to figure out where I am.
T3chn0Namagomi: Most of the boats that leave Valth go to hunt whales anyway.
Arch mage144: ...*not seeing Ship at this instant*
NYClark2: I see.
Arch mage144: You make it sound like no one leaves Valth. Which is obviously not true.
T3chn0Namagomi: It's not a common occurrence.
DeathRaySpleen: (Spleen went to grab a fuckin' cookie.)
Lithaladhwen: You have whales here? Well, I'll be damned.
PsychoQuadDuck: (So effectively, yes, you WERE distracted?)
NYClark2: "Here?" What do you mean
J4deninj44: I think that's him but what's he doing in the hood...? It sounds like him kinda, too. *thinks to himself* Maybe...! He's a drug dealer! *smacks his fist into his palm* Duh!
DeathRaySpleen: (Yeah. By fuckin' cookies.)
NYClark2: by "here?"
T3chn0Namagomi: Yeah. There's a huge business around hunting them.
Arch mage144: IM: That voice is oddly familiar.
Arch mage144: *turns*
Lithaladhwen: Yeah, I know. Where I come from, too.
Arch mage144: ...
Arch mage144: ...o_O SHIP?
Lithaladhwen: Just didn't assume you had the things here.
Arch mage144: is that you?
J4deninj44: !! Aaaaaah. *laughs nervously* I...Uh...Yeeaaaah.
DeathRaySpleen: *Seryntas notices the bloodied garoujin* Hey, you all right, man?
T3chn0Namagomi: Offworlder, huh?
Lithaladhwen: *shrugs* I travel a good bit.
Arch mage144: What the hell are you doing wandering around the Doman ghetto?
Lithaladhwen: Noplace you'd know.
NYClark2: You are from offworld too?
Lithaladhwen: ...What the fuck. This place is insane.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...Seriously.
LovelyJester: (Sorry dog made a big mess.)
Lithaladhwen: No wonder we have two people here. Too many offworlders with the natives and all that shit for one man to take care of.
J4deninj44: *he rups the back of his head and continues to laugh* It's where I get all my books. *he holds up a black covered book, with a grim title in red foil* They have all the cool stuff in this little shop.
Papa Tymisonn: (No sweat.)
J4deninj44: So...uuuuh...how's...business?
PsychoQuadDuck: ...well.... sort of. Just because I enjoy getting beat up doesn't mean my body's still alright after it.
NYClark2: We...?
T3chn0Namagomi: ...How much would that no-pregnancy enchantment cost, by the way?
LovelyJester: Shuttup you antihep, buffoon! He's makin' a run for it!
LovelyJester: *points to the retreating redhead*
Lithaladhwen: We as in my brother, my colleagues, and me.
Papa Tymisonn: o.o
Papa Tymisonn: COME BACK HERE, INVISIBLE! *runs, swinging staff madly*
Lithaladhwen: And the enchantment is pretty inexpensive. We have a guy who provides them as payment.
Lithaladhwen: Pays in trade, which is much appreciated around the house.
Lithaladhwen: Fewer trick babies.
Arch mage144: Business?
LovelyJester: T_T IM: Why on Gaera is it always me?
LovelyJester: IM: Might as well make the best of it.......
Papa Tymisonn: (Cuz you're cute and cuddly.)
NYClark2: Trick babies? Are those like a trick knee or a trick coin?
T3chn0Namagomi: And the equivalence in money--seeing as he uses those as payment...
LovelyJester: *Half runs, half flies in the direction that leads to the forest......*
Lithaladhwen: No. Trick babies as in the babies you end with when you turn tricks without the proper wards.
J4deninj44: ...*shakes his head* Don't get me wrong, Uncle! I mean, on my side of the castle it's totally legit to sell drugs and stuff. *nods, holding his hands as if to stop Hakaril's inevitable explanation* Your secret is safe with me.
Lithaladhwen: Oh, I'd say no more than the ring was. Small price to pay.
Lithaladhwen: Probably less, actually. Bout half.
T3chn0Namagomi: Maybe a bit more than half--I really don't care for gold...
LovelyJester: *stays out of reach......but temptingly close!*
Lithaladhwen: *glances over to Hakaril's conversation and quirks an eyebrow but doesn't address it*
Arch mage144: You stupid kid! I'm not a drug dealer!
LovelyJester: *pursue like the madwoman she is!*
Arch mage144: I'm here looking for a friend of mine who happens to live in the city slum!
Lithaladhwen: Anyway, give me an address to keep in touch with you and I'll send you his business card or something.
DeathRaySpleen: *to the garoujin, because Seryntas has pretty much made up his mind to ignore the DAU's (Doma As Usual):* Do you have somewhere you can go to get bandaged up?
J4deninj44: I am not stupid! You're the one sneaking around the slums! WHAT high ranking Doman official has peeps, dawgs, bitches or hos in the slums?
Papa Tymisonn: (Attention all insane women. There is a cute fox-fey boy in the vicinity. Pursue with great vigor.)
J4deninj44: *looks at him accusingly*
Lithaladhwen: Hey. I'm not his peep, bitch, or ho.
LovelyJester: (HEHEHEHE.)
Lithaladhwen: You want hoes, go down the street. I'm not for sale.
Arch mage144: .....
T3chn0Namagomi: *nods, and tells her about the apartment complex he's been sharing with Deeum*
NYClark2: Dogs are pets... anyone might have them anywhere, at anytime, if they so desire.
Lithaladhwen: Why do I constantly have to clarify this?
Arch mage144: Where did you learn to talk like that, Ship?
PsychoQuadDuck: I don't go to a specific one, no. And frankly the only thing I care about getting healed is the wings - those take too long otherwise.
NYClark2: Is not a hoe a gardening tool?
DeathRaySpleen: (Down in Domizzo/Hang with Hakarizzo...)
Lithaladhwen: *totally pulls a tiny notebook from somewhere and writes it down*
Arch mage144: IM: He's my what, nephew? Second nephew? Something absurd like that.
T3chn0Namagomi: (UGH. NOT THE EXTRA -ZZLE)
DeathRaySpleen: (:D)
Lithaladhwen: *to James* No. It's a slang word for a woman who sells sex.
J4deninj44: *blinks*..Well... Kodi says if I speak like a uppity cracker I won't get respect from the street.... So...I've been trying to current. *looks down and knits his eyebrows, in thought* Did I get it wrong?....
J4deninj44: to keep*
Papa Tymisonn: (*gives Nama a high-powered rifle and Snoop Dogg's address*)
LovelyJester: *bounces deep into the forest....far from the beaten path, where it is growing much thicker, and with fewer rays of sunshine*
Arch mage144: Uppity...what o_O? What the hell?
NYClark2: Hm...
LovelyJester: *Skids to a stop*
LovelyJester: o_o
Papa Tymisonn: *follows, nimbly!*
LovelyJester: .........NO!
Arch mage144: Ship. *smacks himself in the face* Destroying your grammar is not a way to get respect from anyone.
Papa Tymisonn: ... *stops too*
LovelyJester: .........NO NO NO NO NO!
Papa Tymisonn: What? o.o
LovelyJester: Corrigan!
DeathRaySpleen: Well, all right. As long as you have some way to get yourself fixed up.
LovelyJester: *looks over at insane mage woman*
DeathRaySpleen: Were you mugged? Was anything stolen?
T3chn0Namagomi: (*instead goes for a 12-gauge shotgun loaded with slugs*)
LovelyJester: This is not GOOD. It is very very something really the other thing that isn't good.
NYClark2: Crackers can talk?
Arch mage144: Hell if I know.
LovelyJester: *Gives her a shove* You gotta go quick. He's callin' em to eat your flesh.
Lithaladhwen: I don't know. I've never heard the term. Maybe it doesn't translate well.
Papa Tymisonn: ... but ... the invisible went in there...
PsychoQuadDuck: Mugged, yes. I did prevent them from stealing anything though.... they're probably hurting more than me.
NYClark2: Are they magical crackers?
Papa Tymisonn: YER COMIN' WITH ME, MEANIE!
J4deninj44: *is now confused* It's not? Hmm... but whenever I use the words I use in school them gangsta-ass punks don't understand me either....
Arch mage144: I don't even know what he's saying. And he's certainly not speaking Demonic.
T3chn0Namagomi: Uh huh...
Papa Tymisonn: *tosses Whisp over her shoulder, and runs in!*
LovelyJester: *And so, corrigan has seated himself on a tree branch and has pulled out a black horn*
Papa Tymisonn: BANZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI!
Lithaladhwen: I recognizes a couple of the words because of where I work, but I think that the other jargon is way out of my area.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...Yes, I can talk in an extremely confusing manner as well.
Arch mage144: *looks like he has a headache from trying to decipher "the language of the streets"*
LovelyJester: *Gives it a blow.......the sound is strange, low and mournful*
NYClark2: It is not any language I have heard of.
Arch mage144: Who the fuck talks like that? o_O
LovelyJester: Stupid!
J4deninj44: Dammit! And Kodi's been tutoring me so hard. I know I'm getting it right!
LovelyJester: He's callin' the blasphemers!
T3chn0Namagomi: -Especially when it's better to talk like this-
Arch mage144: Uh, no, see. That's just it. I don't understand what you're trying to accomplish. Who exactly are you trying to communicate with?
Papa Tymisonn: Good! More invisos to WHACK!
NYClark2: What good is talking if you can not be understood?
Lithaladhwen: Speaking other languages isn't hard. *Speaking in Spanish. Not Inustani, Spanish.* =It's not that fucking special, jackass.=
Papa Tymisonn: (Fools rush in...)
Lithaladhwen: *to James* You can be a jackass. That's occasionally good.
T3chn0Namagomi: Indeed.
LovelyJester: *wriggles free*
LovelyJester: No whacking!
LovelyJester: They wanna eat you.
Lithaladhwen: e_e
J4deninj44: *snaps* Well... everyone but I don't understand how I be speaking common but one economic class can't understand me if I use the other economic class's vernacular.
Papa Tymisonn: ...
Papa Tymisonn: Eat me?
LovelyJester: *sitting on a branch, swinging his feet*
T3chn0Namagomi: (Surprisingly enough, I find Japanese to be easier than Spanish)
LovelyJester: Well they do. I don't particularly like human flesh. But you did persist in following me.
J4deninj44: *frowns* ... They don't teach Street in school...
Lithaladhwen: *to Ship* Common problem, actually. Dialects can be weird.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...Indeed.
Arch mage144: What do economics have to do with anything? *quirks an eyebrow* Look, if people don't understant you when you speak proper Common they aren't worth talking to.
Papa Tymisonn: ... but... but...
NYClark2: What language was that?
LovelyJester: ........And it seems I'll be doing the mortal folk a favor anyhow.
Papa Tymisonn: BUT I DON' WANNA GET EATENNNNNNNNN?
Papa Tymisonn: *!
Lithaladhwen: What language was what?
NYClark2: The one you spoke.
LovelyJester: 6_6 So. Run.
Papa Tymisonn: ... ;_;
LovelyJester: .....You are not running.
Papa Tymisonn: *backs away, backs away...*
Papa Tymisonn: *RUN!*
Lithaladhwen: It's ...similar to Inustani. It's what they speak where I come from.
LovelyJester: *good thing too, she can hearing a great gallopping and clanking coming from deep within the forest*
J4deninj44: That's not true, Uncle Hakaril! My street dawgs..ah...my...slum...*thinks for a second* Constiuents! Yeah, My street constituents are very knowlegable and helpful.
Lithaladhwen: Mainly only ever use it to yell at my brother or my chocobo.
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: I hope the ceremony won't cost an assload...
LovelyJester: =DAMN YOU CORRIGAN! RUINING OUR LOVE BABIES BY ALWAYS EATING FLESHMEATS.=
J4deninj44: How else would I have gotten this phat kicks? *points to his boots*
Lithaladhwen: IM: Street constituents. I approve of this young man.
LovelyJester: *scrambles after the other nut*
T3chn0Namagomi: *walks out, plotting to get stuff that costs money but has no practical value*
Arch mage144: Okay, that's fair. I'm sure you have worthwhile friends on "the street."
Lithaladhwen: *brief wave to Kamos*
T3chn0Namagomi: *nods to her as he leaves*
Arch mage144: *looks at the boots* Fair, as well. Those are stylish.
Lithaladhwen: IM: Apparently it's my job to spread birth control to Doma's women. I guess if I do one thing for this place, that's a good one. I'll settle for that.
J4deninj44: *nods* I get aaaaall hotties. *looks smug* I have no less that three girlfriends at any one time.
PsychoQuadDuck: *continues speaking, whether Seryntas answers the previous comment from him or not* It's not that important, as far as I care.
Lithaladhwen: *to Ship* Nice. Good work on that. And you can take care of all these women?
Arch mage144: Sure, kid. Whatever.
NYClark2: How many of you are there at any one time?
LovelyJester: *we'll say both nutters made it out of the woods*
Lithaladhwen: (Clark, who's James addressing?)
NYClark2: ( Funk master Ship )
J4deninj44: *smiles at Shakti and nods* I treat all of my women very well, acutally.
Lithaladhwen: Can't criticize, then, can I?
Lithaladhwen: Long as everyone's happy.
Papa Tymisonn: ... ...
J4deninj44: There's only one me but I have no less than three girls at anyone time. I try to rotate through the population...so that I'm fair.
Arch mage144: *quirks his eyebrow* I see.
Papa Tymisonn: *attaches to Pure's leg and starts crying*
Arch mage144: IM: Must be a young incubus thing.
NYClark2: Ahh...
J4deninj44: I figure if I date as many girls as I can... I'll find my one true love quicker.
AngeloState606 has entered the room.
Papa Tymisonn: (Yo Tara. Welcome to the party.)
Lithaladhwen: An interesting theory. And if you do find her?
J4deninj44: Dating three at time just makes it more efficient.
Lithaladhwen: (Hey Tara.)
DeathRaySpleen: (Gah. Called away.)
AngeloState606: (Yello!)
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: I just hope I won't have to worry about her cousin. >.<
LovelyJester: (pure?)
AngeloState606: (Gen? Location? Chars?)
LovelyJester: (hardly. This one is insane. Verses cute kitty girlness.)
Lithaladhwen: (First, Slum, Shakti.)
Papa Tymisonn: (... my brain does NOT work TODAY.)
J4deninj44: *thinks* If I find her... I suppose I'll have to marry her straight away.)
LovelyJester: (I'm your favorite person tara. Also a fox fey. Near the forest.)
NYClark2: Well, so long as you are fair about it.
Papa Tymisonn: (*Whisper)
Lithaladhwen: ...Uh huh.
J4deninj44: (*Ship Porte, for what it's worth)
AngeloState606: (*Screams in horror* Not whisper!!!)
AngeloState606: (Meh...Corrigan makes it a little better.)
Lithaladhwen: You know, my brother married a woman he'd known for about an hour. Now she's having his child. I guess I'm no one to say what works and what doesn't.
T3chn0Namagomi: (*works on something that Kai tempted him to do.*)
NYClark2: I think I know what does not work...
PsychoQuadDuck: (Hm. Still no sign of Spleen.)
J4deninj44: *thinks* That's real efficient...
Lithaladhwen: ( Nama are you... XD )
Arch mage144: That's an interesting theory. I didn't realize you were looking to settle down at your age.
J4deninj44: Well, I assume if I get all the big things planned out in my life I'll have more free time. *nods*
Lithaladhwen: (Lost Brian. His computer turns off.)
AngeloState606: *walking down the street is everone's favorite red-haired-short-elf-bard, but something is different today*
Lithaladhwen: (Have to wait for his AIM to time him out.)
AngeloState606: *Oh that's it. She's not carrying her lute...strange.*
DeathRaySpleen: *In answer to a long-ago statement:* All right. So basically nothing for a hard-working civil servant to do at this point.
Papa Tymisonn: (And Charles is officially multicharring!)
DeathRaySpleen: (Okay, he's not actually a civil servant.)
AngeloState606: *In the arm usually clutching her lute is a bag-full of groceries. It would appear she is heading home*
Arch mage144 has left the room.
DeathRaySpleen: (You should totally just have the king walk through at random.)
Papa Tymisonn: (As soon as Brian returns.)
DeathRaySpleen: (Alone and unguarded.)
Arch mage144 has entered the room.
J4deninj44: I want a wife, two kids of each gender, a dragon, a home in Therney by a lake, and a summer home in the UnderRealm by the Forest of Eternal Misery.
Lithaladhwen: .....Cute.
PsychoQuadDuck: Not really, no.
Arch mage144: IM: Holy shit.
J4deninj44: (What char is that, Charles, and welcome back Brian)
Papa Tymisonn: *and Daenj'r is taking a shortcut through the slums to get home!*
Arch mage144: Ship, you're going to live a good deal longer than I am. Why the rush o_O?
T3chn0Namagomi: (...a dragon? A dragon or a dragongirl? XP)
PsychoQuadDuck: Although I do sometimes wonder what the heck brings me here.
Papa Tymisonn: *he looks about the same, except his trademark dreads have been replaced by a short fuzz*
Lithaladhwen: He doesn't sound any quicker than half the people I used to know.
J4deninj44: ... ... *thinks* You know... I ... don't know but one day I gave it a really long thought and I decided all this stuff.
DeathRaySpleen: *shrug* I'm here on business. Had to pass through to collect a bounty.
Papa Tymisonn: *and he's got a bag... a bag of... WONDERS?*
DeathRaySpleen: *jingles his loaded coin pouch*
Papa Tymisonn: ... *and spies a group*
Lithaladhwen: I mean, I probably would have, like...thirteen children by now if my parents had my way. *sneers a little*
Papa Tymisonn: ... SHIP?
Lithaladhwen: (Rawk! Bag of wonders! Rawk!)
Arch mage144: I see. Well. I hope that works out for you.
NYClark2: But that is not what you wanted.
J4deninj44: Oh and I want a goatee... not a "Uuuuugh, everyone hates me" goatee but a "WOW, he's so refined and romantic- *looks up* DAENJ'R???
Lithaladhwen: *to James* Of course not. My parents can burn in the hell they and their like created for everyone else.
Papa Tymisonn: What the HELL you been up to, boy?
Papa Tymisonn: *walks over*
PsychoQuadDuck: ....wait a minute, I remember why I went through here. I was being chased.
Arch mage144: ...Dae. *nods slightly*
Papa Tymisonn: *you just might hear the bag clack*
DeathRaySpleen: By the guys that mugged you?
Arch mage144: What's in the bag?
Papa Tymisonn: Hak. *grib*
J4deninj44: Nothing much. *shrugs* Just picked up a book for some light reading. *holds up the 500 page book*
Papa Tymisonn: *grin
Papa Tymisonn: (I AM MALFUNCTIONING TONIGHT!)
Lithaladhwen: What is it? Anything interesting?
Lithaladhwen: (Do not trust Charles. He is malfunctioning. Shoving is the answer. RPers must be shoved.)
PsychoQuadDuck: Well, that was only part of it. For some reason, there's a lot of interest in having me captured alive. And not even by any authorities.
NYClark2: ( No stairs readily available though )
Arch mage144: You are grinning at me like I'm going to want to know what's in that bag.
AngeloState606: *After walking a few minutes, she finally reaches her home and puts the groceries away. She then snatches the lute and heads back out the door*
AngeloState606: (I'm gonna lurk until I see a good place to jump in.)
DeathRaySpleen: Why?
Papa Tymisonn: ... you don't.
Papa Tymisonn: You can FIND OUT... but then you'd know what my wife and I do in our spare time.
J4deninj44: Is it more porn? You gotta cut back on that you know.
Papa Tymisonn: You don't want that.
Papa Tymisonn: *whaps Ship playfully on the nose*
J4deninj44: *laughs*
Papa Tymisonn: (... hmm.)
PsychoQuadDuck: I don't entirely know, although I think it has to do with two things. One, I've been working on an adjustment to increase the pull on longbows and such, and two, I discovered something strange growing on the ceiling of my house.
OnlineHost: Papa Tymisonn rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
J4deninj44: Well, you know Hakaril is hitched to a succubus. I've READ what they do and it's not... uh... civilized.
Papa Tymisonn: (Heh. Just checking something.)
NYClark2: I remember a bag like that once... I never saw what was in it... but a thief did, and seemed to wish he had not.
Papa Tymisonn: Then you need to stop READING.
J4deninj44: Speaking of which, I want to marry a human girl... They're... not crazy.
Lithaladhwen: That's a lie.
T3chn0Namagomi: (XD)
Lithaladhwen: Human girls spread those lies to get men.
J4deninj44: Reading expands my mind, Daen'jr!
NYClark2: Crazy?
J4deninj44: *looks at Shakti*... ... really?
Lithaladhwen: Yes.
Arch mage144: Hey now. We're quite civilized.
Papa Tymisonn: A bit too much, Ship, buddy... and... I... have we met, ma'am?
T3chn0Namagomi: (Kamos: ...I DO NOT HAVE A DRAGONGIRL FETISH, DAMNIT.)
Der DWSage has entered the room.
Der DWSage: (I LIVE.)
Der DWSage: (Sorta.)
Der DWSage: (Hey, even little lag.)
NYClark2: Spread what lies?
Lithaladhwen: (Shakti, Ship Porte, Hakaril, James, and Dae in the slums.)
J4deninj44: *looks at Hakaril dubious* Chains and whips are not civilized... they're practically barbaric!
Lithaladhwen: *to James* The lies that they're somehow more stable than other species.
Der DWSage: (Ashley wins the 'about to ask that' award.)
Papa Tymisonn: (And Whisper and an equally nutty chick on the forest outskirts.)
Arch mage144: We do not use chains and whips!
Arch mage144: Where the hell did you hear that!?
T3chn0Namagomi: (HAHAHAHAHAHAHA)
Der DWSage: (...Now you tempt me for both Sorune and Bill.)
Papa Tymisonn: *says nothing* <.<
Lithaladhwen: I know people who do. There are people who use everything from whips to spoons.
DeathRaySpleen: How strange?
Lithaladhwen: Never know what will walk in the door, really.
T3chn0Namagomi: (<_< Amana's fault there on the latter. XP)
NYClark2: It is crazy to use a spoon?
DeathRaySpleen: Like, fungus strange, or hivemind strange?
J4deninj44: ... ... *closes his eyes* I am confined by convention to keep my sources secret.
NYClark2: Try eating soup with a fork... that is crazy.
DeathRaySpleen: (Combine Sorune and Bill into one person!)
Der DWSage: (...No.)
PsychoQuadDuck: Well.... if I had to guess, I'd say 'fungus'.
Arch mage144: You're lying.
Arch mage144: So it doesn't matter whether you keep it secret or not.
Papa Tymisonn: *Shakti was addressed*
DeathRaySpleen: Fungus strange isn't strange enough to be chased down.
Lithaladhwen: (Sorry.)
Lithaladhwen: No. We haven't.
Lithaladhwen: Who are you?
T3chn0Namagomi: ( ...Why am I getting cravings for ramen?)
AngeloState606: (Equally nutty?!? Was that a STAB?)
J4deninj44: I don't lie! I did read about that stuff!
Der DWSage: (Then we'd have a bishy quarter-human, quarter-elf, half-orc bard that bends trees to his will and lives in a metal house.)
LovelyJester: (so tempted to be a jerk and have Amana jump in.)
Papa Tymisonn: Daenj'r Tymisonn. *small bow*
Papa Tymisonn: And you are?
Lithaladhwen: Shakti. First and last name.
Der DWSage: (Bill for now, I suppose.)
Lithaladhwen: I live down the street.
J4deninj44: Maybe...it wasn't you specifically but...I find stereotypes reliable and consistent!
AngeloState606: (Yay! Bill!)
Papa Tymisonn: ... not at the brothel, right?
Der DWSage: *Hey, walking down the slums, humming to himself, is a certain Bishounen Orc boy, dressed in foppish bardy-type clothes*
Lithaladhwen: Jeri's place? No, that's the one.
Der DWSage: *And he's busily writing something with a quill on a piece of parchment*
PsychoQuadDuck: Well, I'm not entirely sure. If I had to guess, these people have some interest in this kind of fungus or something.
AngeloState606: *For a while now the elf-bard has been sitting on the ground proped up against a slummy wall playing on her lute. Not the best of places to play, for obvious reasons, and hasn't been making very much tips*
PsychoQuadDuck: ....oh wait. Fungus strange. Still apparently too strange for them anyway.
Arch mage144: Do you, Ship?
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 6-sided die: 4
Papa Tymisonn: ... oh... cuz you don't look like a... a...
Arch mage144: You've heard that all demons are evil, flesh-eating monsters that strive to destroy surface dwellers, haven't you? *quirks an eyebrow*
Lithaladhwen: I'm not.
Papa Tymisonn: *cough* Well, a woman blessed by Ashura. Oh, you're not?
NYClark2: Gardening tool? She is not. She is a person.
Der DWSage: *And...Bill accidently bumps into Hakaril* Oh, beg pardon...
NYClark2: It is obvious.
Lithaladhwen: But you seem familiar enough with the place. You come by ever?
Lithaladhwen: James, remember our discussion about that word earlier? It's slang for whore.
Papa Tymisonn: No need.
J4deninj44: ... ... Okay! God, Uncle! You make it so hard to be smart. *pouts slightly*
Der DWSage: *Corrects his paper. Is that a nekonian accent?* Sorry, I was getting involved in writing...
DeathRaySpleen: Something tells me I'm not getting the whole story on this.
Arch mage144: That's because when I'm around you have to be smarter than me.
Arch mage144: *smirk*
Lithaladhwen: Everyone says that.
Lithaladhwen: (Lost Brian.)
Lithaladhwen: (You can't see that he's out of chat, but his computer is right next to me and it's off.)
Der DWSage: ( :{ )
Lithaladhwen: (I swear it can tell when he's RPing.)
Papa Tymisonn: ... Hak can vouch for me.
Lithaladhwen: (While we're paused..... Ship amuses me immensely.)
Der DWSage: (...Was this computer a gift from parents whom disapprove of RPing?)
PsychoQuadDuck: I discover something growing on the ceiling of my house, and later in the day I find it ransacked, though the only thing missing is what was growing on that ceiling.
J4deninj44: (Truly?)
PsychoQuadDuck: Don't ask me about why, because I don't know that.
Lithaladhwen: (Totally. To the max.)
NYClark2: ( Yeah really... he can have hours long discussions about anything from pharmaceuticals to fighting games and his computer has no problems. RP for ten minutes and fwink. )
J4deninj44: (I'm glad I can still keep his spirit though it's been so long.)
Arch mage144 has left the room.
Lithaladhwen: (I've read logs with the Portes and I always assumed I'd never get to play with them.)
Lithaladhwen: (Ashley is happy now.)
J4deninj44: (^__^)
LovelyJester: *she gets tapped on the shoulder*
OnlineHost: AngeloState606 rolled 1 20-sided die: 7
LovelyJester: *The elf bard that is*
Arch mage144 has entered the room.
AngeloState606: IM: I've played better, but...hm?
AngeloState606: *Looks in the direction of the shoulder tap*
Der DWSage: (<.< >.> *Vaguely wonders how Hak will respond to being bumped into by a bishounen Orc*)
J4deninj44: *smirks at this* I guess I'll have to put that on my agenda, Uncle. *gives him a challenging look* Don't get dull any time soon.
LovelyJester: *Corrigan plops down beside her, in his more human looking self*
Lithaladhwen: Yeah, whatever. I'm sure you get plenty of sex, Daenj'r.
AngeloState606: Well, hello there.
DeathRaySpleen: That's very odd. Have you hired a detective or anything?
Arch mage144: If I ever do, have this Valthi put a bullet in my head.
Arch mage144: *points to Kamos*
AngeloState606: Haven't seen you in a while.
Der DWSage: >_>
NYClark2: You keep using a word I am not familiar with.
LovelyJester: Good day, lady mortal.
Papa Tymisonn: Oh. Yeah.
Der DWSage: *Shrugs, decides to listen in for a bit while writing*
Papa Tymisonn: *shakes his bag, it clacks some more* Plenty. *biiiiiiig grin*
AngeloState606: *The elf bard is dressed in her normal bardy clothes: pants, blouse, bodice...her hair is secured in a long braid behind her head today instead of it's usual down-ness*
Arch mage144: So, Ship. What have you been up to lately? Aside from, of course, learning "the language of the streets."
AngeloState606: Good day to you, too.
Lithaladhwen: Well, whatever. It's really not any concern of mine where you put your penis.
Arch mage144: IM: I need to map out my goddamned family tree. I have no idea how we're related. We just are.
Lithaladhwen: Keep it wherever it makes you happy.
AngeloState606: Is "you know who" after you again?
LovelyJester: (:D Jinx would kill Dae deader dead.)
Lithaladhwen: Like I said, it's not technically my line of work.
LovelyJester: Not presently. I just gave her, and another mad one a good run.
Papa Tymisonn: And that's fine by me.
AngeloState606: (That's some bag of sex toys you got there. Don't clue in Zyv...she might try to kick your ass and steal said sex toys.)
Papa Tymisonn: (Dae likes havin' a lady on the street, and a FREAK in the bed.)
Arch mage144: IM: It's odd how many in-laws I picked up through marriage.
Lithaladhwen: IM: Yeah, he sounds like an Ashuran.
Der DWSage: IM:Hm. And then a flip...I wonder if that other Orc can do a flip?
AngeloState606: Another, hmm?
Lithaladhwen: (Dae has the right idea.)
LovelyJester: *Growls slightly*
LovelyJester: Madwomen.
LovelyJester: The lot of them.
Papa Tymisonn: So, SHIP.
LovelyJester: Demons.
Papa Tymisonn: *hairtousle* What you been up to?
AngeloState606: You have quite a few admirers, don't you?
DeathRaySpleen: (Parfum reminds me a lot of Lars.)
Der DWSage: IM:...Ship?
DeathRaySpleen: (Wait, fuck, no one here knows who Lars is.)
LovelyJester: *grumbles*
J4deninj44: Not much, I-... *looks at Kodi*
LovelyJester: I do not wish for them.
LovelyJester: Especially none that daft.
Lithaladhwen: (Beru Lars?)
Lithaladhwen: (Owen Lars?)
AngeloState606: *Nudge* Ah. It's alright.
Der DWSage: (...It sounds vaguely familiar.)
AngeloState606: You're safe for now. *chuckle*
LovelyJester: *pulls a small clay pot from a pouch hanging at his side*
DeathRaySpleen: (No, one of Pervy's Elemaer characters. An insane hobo.)
J4deninj44: I uh... I'm on the Young scholars list at school. Hey, K-Rae!
T3chn0Namagomi: ("NAPSTER BAD" Lars Ulrich--oh. XP)
Arch mage144: (That is the reason no one knows. Because it's Elemaer. So no one cares.)
Der DWSage: >_>
Lithaladhwen: (Oh. No, there are about ten thousand reasons why I wouldn't know that character.)
DeathRaySpleen: (I was reading some of the stuff above here.)
LovelyJester: Good.
AngeloState606: *Eyes the clay pot*
LovelyJester: I'm in no mood for any more being chased today.
Der DWSage: That wouldn't be Gunnir, would it?
Der DWSage: *To Amanda's character*
Arch mage144: That's good! I guess you're a little young to be studying anything in particular...*frowns* Hm. Well. Keep up the good work.
LovelyJester: *opens it, dabs a finger in some red shining goo, and goes about touching up some of his tribal body markings, where the paint was smudged in his chase*
Arch mage144: (Hakaril can be and occasionally is a responsible adult.)
PsychoQuadDuck: (Since I missed the fact Spleen already answered my character's previous response...)
T3chn0Namagomi has left the room.
PsychoQuadDuck: .....I haven't yet, no.
J4deninj44: No, it's a local school... I can't afford Gunnir and they might not let me in because i'm...kinda...from the UnderRealm...
LovelyJester: *Inspects his arms and chest*
LovelyJester: Much better.
Der DWSage: *Nods* Pity. I was hoping for someone to help walk me through that awards ceremony...
NYClark2: ( Hmm... Phone )
AngeloState606: *Grin* Is that mandatory? To wear the markings?
Arch mage144: Are you kidding? Gunnir'll take demons. If you want to attend Gunnir, I'll put up the money for it.
DeathRaySpleen: You ought to. And then when you figure out who did it, that's when you put in a call to me.
LovelyJester: Not mandatory.
Papa Tymisonn: Go for it, kiddo...
LovelyJester: But it does show that I belong to the heretics.
Papa Tymisonn: (... I'm STARVED.)
Papa Tymisonn: (I'll be back.)
J4deninj44: *pounces Ship* Yeah, yeah, check it. My boy, here, he's so smart, he's so smart her stop crossbows with his mind. I taught him like errything he knows.
LovelyJester: *drops the pot back in the pouch*
Der DWSage: >_>
LovelyJester: .....and it's very offensive to the blue demon.
Der DWSage: IM:Okay, I HAVE to use this person now.
Arch mage144: (Who what? Who's the pouncer here?)
Der DWSage: IM:Maybe as a background character, but still...
J4deninj44: *smiles at Kodi then Hakaril* Then I'll definitely have to get in.
AngeloState606: *Chuckle* Good ploy...excellent.
Arch mage144: (I swore Kodi was played by someone that isn't you. o_o)
LovelyJester: (nopers!)
LovelyJester: .....You'd think it'd work better.
LovelyJester: She just tries to dunk me underwater to wash it off.
J4deninj44: *Dark skinned, corn-rows, and a grin, Kodi Rae Tymisoon is quite tall, muscular for his age and as up to no good as he's ever been.*
Der DWSage: (Fuck. Test, test.)
J4deninj44: Tymisonn*
Arch mage144: Gunnir was founded as a nexus of arcane learning for everyone. Even if you haven't got money to contribute to tuition you can get in by agreeing to serve as a teacher and researcher for the school after your graduation.
AngeloState606: *Laughs*
LovelyJester: *Shakes his head in a dog like manner* I hate being dunked in water.
PsychoQuadDuck: Well, I'm more concerned about the other possibility right now. I'll deal with the drug thing next.
Der DWSage: (Test, test, test.)
LovelyJester: Hate hate hate!
Lithaladhwen: Never been to Gunnir. Need to go, though.
J4deninj44: *looks excited* Teach? Really?... I'd love that.
AngeloState606: Well...perhaps you ought to dunk her in one of these days.
Lithaladhwen: At least for a visit.
AngeloState606: See how she likes it.
DeathRaySpleen: *nod*
LovelyJester: she'd love it.
Arch mage144: *shrugs* I...I bet you'd be a better teacher than some of the people I knew. *slight frown*
LovelyJester: If she wasn't a tree spirit, she'd be a fish.
LovelyJester: *Stretches his arms, making the muscles go taut*
J4deninj44: Wait, so you're saying you can go and not pay as long as you teach? *looks at Hakaril*
AngeloState606: I'm sorry she's such an annoyance to you.
J4deninj44: (Yeah, Kodi Rae is totally mine. )
LovelyJester: *cocks his head to the side* And why would you be sorry?
LovelyJester: It's my inconvience.
LovelyJester: Bloody damn idiot fey.
AngeloState606: Yes, but I feel sorry that you have to put up with it.
Arch mage144: Well, yeah. It's assumed that you contribute something to the school. If it's financial, it's financial. You can also do service work, which might include teaching or being a teacher's assistant.
AngeloState606: I'm being sympathetic. It's a type of emotion.
Arch mage144: I worked under Archmagus Wray directly as a part time job of sorts.
LovelyJester: I know about emotions.
LovelyJester: *narrows his eyes*
LovelyJester: I even have a few.
Lithaladhwen: *listens*
AngeloState606: I didn't mean to offend you, if I have.
Lithaladhwen: IM: That's interesting.
AngeloState606: I just thought maybe you didn't understand what I meant.
LovelyJester: Currently, I am feeling relieved and tired.
LovelyJester: And badly in need of being scratched.
AngeloState606: Scratched, hmm?
LovelyJester: *leans over and licks her cheek, then turns into his fox form, and plops on her lap without asking*
AngeloState606: Well, I'll happily oblige. *smile*
Der DWSage has left the room.
LovelyJester: Between the wings if you please.
Arch mage144: You do have to show magical promise, though. *looks at Kodi*
AngeloState606: *Laughs and wipes her cheek off and starts scratching between his wings*
LovelyJester: ......ohhhhhh......yeah.
J4deninj44: YO! General H, why you be frontin'? I gots talent!
LovelyJester: A little to the left! Lovely!
J4deninj44: My pops dun taught me sumpin-sumpin.
AngeloState606: *Goes a little to the left!*
LovelyJester: *If foxes could smile*
Arch mage144: Yeah, that's valid. You're Dae's kid. You should be at least capable.
LovelyJester: *settles for a tail wag*
AngeloState606: So what are your plans for the rest of the day?
LovelyJester: None.
PsychoQuadDuck: *continues speaking* I want to say it surprised me, but.... apparently that adjustment has these people insane. *rests his hand against a wall, if possible, and temporarily looks away from Seryntas*
LovelyJester: I generally don't plan.
AngeloState606: Hiding from Whisper, perhaps?
Arch mage144: *eyes narrow slightly, as if Hakaril is staring at something off in the distance, when he is in fact inspecting the younger Tymisonn's aura*
LovelyJester: I suppose I should consume flesh.
AngeloState606: Yes....eating might be a good thing.
LovelyJester: That one girl would have done, but she managed to leave the forest.
AngeloState606: A girl?
LovelyJester: Madwoman.
AngeloState606: Oh, I see.
LovelyJester: Chased me straight into the forest.
AngeloState606: Is she fey as well?
J4deninj44: What da... *Kodi has magical aptitude an average amount, if not untapped to a great extent* Why you mean muggin, General H?
LovelyJester: ......Didn't smell like it. Acted mad enough.
J4deninj44: He's looking at your aura... Is tha right, Uncle?
AngeloState606: *Smile* But she's apparently enamored with you, hmm?
J4deninj44: that*
AngeloState606: Was she chasing your human form or fox form?
LovelyJester: I hope not.
Arch mage144: Just trying to prove my theory. You've got magical capability, though I don't think you've ever used it.
LovelyJester: Human. Though she tried to eat me when I was a rat.
AngeloState606: ....What does she look like?
LovelyJester: =9.9= She had bad mouth dirt.
LovelyJester: Very unclean. It is a bad day.
Lithaladhwen: You know, that's always been a question of mine. I don't know whether I've always been able to use magic, or whether my aura was fucked with.
Lithaladhwen: Silvar, can people do that?
J4deninj44: *eyes Shakti and nudges Ship with a smile*
Arch mage144: What? Fuck with your aura?
AngeloState606: What did she look like?
Arch mage144: Of course.
Arch mage144: *slight grin* It's my favorite way to kill people.
LovelyJester: Small. Dark of skin and hair. Garments were ragged.
LovelyJester: Carried a stick.
Lithaladhwen: Yeah, but you don't, like...give people the ability to use magic.
Lithaladhwen: Not that I've heard at least.
Arch mage144: I can't do that, no. But it's possible.
Arch mage144: Theoretically.
J4deninj44: *eyes widen at Hakaril* IM: Hell, he just got cooler.
Der DWSage has entered the room.
Der DWSage: (FUCK.)
Der DWSage: (Okay, just testing.)
Lithaladhwen: *nods* Good to know. I know that it's been altered, but the exact extent and how is classified or something.
Arch mage144: ...classified?
AngeloState606: Dark skin and hair and carried a stick?
Lithaladhwen: Yeah. I dunno.
AngeloState606: She acted angry?
Arch mage144: But yes. You can "engineer" auras.
LovelyJester: Looked like one of your magus sorts.
LovelyJester: Daft though.
Der DWSage: (>_> Quick recap of what happened after Lex OOC'd "Nopers!"?)
Arch mage144: It's dangerous, though.
LovelyJester: Like Whisper.
Arch mage144: If you err, you'll kill your test subject. But only if you're doing the experiment on a plane with an overlapping astral.
AngeloState606: (Who chased him? I think I have an idea, but I'm not sure...or is it even relevant?)
DeathRaySpleen: *Seryntas nods to the garoujin.* That's definitely odd.
Lithaladhwen: Uh huh. So they could probably have killed me. I guess that means they know what they're doing.
Arch mage144: Whoever they are. *quirks an eyebrow*
Lithaladhwen: I just need to grill you for information on this. Apparently you're the only one who'll tell me anything, which is ironic.
AngeloState606: *Still scratching* Well...perhaps she's gone for good.
LovelyJester: (not relevant.)
PsychoQuadDuck: And to think I haven't even perfected it yet.
Arch mage144: It's amusing, because I don't have a clue what you're talking about other than the parts that relate to applied arcane theory.
LovelyJester: *licks a paw and snuggles up on her lap*
AngeloState606: Are you hungry?
Lithaladhwen: I had my aura altered for a thing, and didn't start magical training until later. I have no way of knowing whether I could always cast magic and just didn't know how, or if that was new.
LovelyJester: Enough to consume a rabbit at the least.
Lithaladhwen: I mean, you've heard about Earth. Not many mages. Not like here.
Arch mage144: Unfortunately, I don't either. I have to assume that if it was altered that you were probably unable before.
AngeloState606: <.< Well, I've just been to market. Would you like for me to cook for you?
DeathRaySpleen: How much did you improve the pull? Because I've been actually very dissatisfied with the bows I've had made.
Arch mage144: I know nothing about the arcane "environment" of Earth.
Arch mage144: Makes it tough to say.
Der DWSage has left the room.
LovelyJester: Cooked......meat?
LovelyJester: *looks at her and licks his muzzle*
LovelyJester: Never had it.
AngeloState606: You know, prepare a meal.
AngeloState606: You've never eaten meat cooked?
LovelyJester: *shakes his head*
PsychoQuadDuck: Well, once I can get the adjustment to stay stable I'm pretty sure the pull is going to be massive.
AngeloState606: Well, here's your chance.
Lithaladhwen: Well, I could tell you more, and in fact I probably should at some point. The "they" I mentioned earlier is actually kind of relevant given current interplanar nonsense around here.
J4deninj44: Uncle? If magic exists everwhere... shouldn't the laws that govern it be the same?
LovelyJester: I don't go into the human dwellings much.
AngeloState606: *Scratches behind his ear and smiles down at him*
LovelyJester: Only recently to hide from Whisper.
Arch mage144: Mmm, you would think.
DeathRaySpleen: It always seems like I'm wasting my muscle with your average bow. I might be interested in something yours when it's done.
AngeloState606: Good thing I'm not human *She smiles down at him*
LovelyJester: .....Ah.
LovelyJester: Yes.
LovelyJester: Ear points.
LovelyJester: An elf.
AngeloState606: (DAMN REPETITION!)
PsychoQuadDuck: Well, it might take a while.
LovelyJester: Sorry. You all look alike.
AngeloState606: *Nods*
DeathRaySpleen: I'm sure if it's designed to be used by humans at all, I can use it.
Arch mage144: But I've run into counterexamples. Right now I have some soldiers exploring a parallel plane called Regulus. It seems that when magic is cast there that the astral energy used to power it is consumed permanently.
LovelyJester: Yes!
Lithaladhwen: That sucks.
LovelyJester: Cooking! I would like to try this thing!
AngeloState606: Excellent.
J4deninj44: Wow...
AngeloState606: I live closeby. Shall we go?
Arch mage144: That's a good enough counterexample for me. And if Earth is on our plane, I would assume that the same proportion of people are born as mages.
LovelyJester: *nods and jumps off her lap*
PsychoQuadDuck: Well, shape-wise, yes, the bow still ought to be usable by humans.
Arch mage144: But I have no way to know. I've never been and have no census data.
DeathRaySpleen: *That much is clear. "Huge" doesn't quite cover Seryntas' arms.*
LovelyJester: *seems to be stretching out his legs*
Lithaladhwen: You don't want to go. Most of it is a hole. I don't ever intend to go back. Too many religious maniacs.
LovelyJester: What sort of animal will be cooked?
DeathRaySpleen: *In a world without star linebackers, there's little to compare him to.*
Papa Tymisonn: (Back.)
Lithaladhwen: You think my brother has a screw loose, you haven't seen anything like the crazy Catholics Earth manufactures.
AngeloState606: Have you ever eaten lamb?
LovelyJester: I've always fancied trying to eat a chocobo. I have to catch one.....
Lithaladhwen: (Hey Charles!)
Arch mage144: Sounds like Riva.
J4deninj44: (WB. Daenj'r's boy is there.)
Arch mage144: Before the revolution, anyway.
AngeloState606: Ah! I can get chocobo meat....
LovelyJester: Ah, Lamb.
Lithaladhwen: I don't know. I left.
LovelyJester: I have nabbed a few.
Lithaladhwen: Things may be different now.
AngeloState606: Whichever sounds more appealing.
Papa Tymisonn: (Coolies.)
LovelyJester: *nods* I like it. Does the taste change with the cooking?
J4deninj44: Catholic? Is that like a mind eating demon with tentacles and stuff?
Lithaladhwen: Yes.
Arch mage144: I think it's a religion.
Lithaladhwen: *laughs*
Lithaladhwen: Yes, Silvar's right.
Lithaladhwen: I lied.
AngeloState606: I'm...not sure. I haven't ever eaten it raw before.
PsychoQuadDuck: Well, it's been nice talking, but I might as well go get myself fixed up.
Papa Tymisonn: ... curious.
Papa Tymisonn: Who do they worship?
Lithaladhwen: I'd honestly rather be around a mind eating demon with tentacles and stuff.
J4deninj44: Oh...* a little confused*
LovelyJester: Lamb will do very nicely.
Papa Tymisonn: Never heard of a ... Catholus, would it be?
LovelyJester: *sniffs at the air*
LovelyJester: Flower man is here.
Arch mage144: I should introduce you to a colony of illithids sometime.
LovelyJester: *turns and peers down the street at Daenj'r*
AngeloState606: Flower man?
Lithaladhwen: They worship an omnipotent god called, well, lots of things. But usually just God. Then there's his son Jesus and I really don't like the whole business.
AngeloState606: *follows his gaze*
AngeloState606: Oh yes.
DeathRaySpleen: Good plan.
Lithaladhwen: Their priests are crazy motherfuckers.
J4deninj44: *sighs at all the smart jargon being thrown around* Gods are whack...
LovelyJester: *sniffs at the air again*
Lithaladhwen: The religion is fine, it's the FUCKING PRIESTS I hate.
LovelyJester: And no sign of the demon.
LovelyJester: Let's hurry then.
Lithaladhwen: Like I said. I left.
AngeloState606: Yes...let's do.
Arch mage144: o_O They have particularly promiscuous priests and you dislike them?
LovelyJester: *shines a bit, and his form stretches, once again, he's the red headed man in tribal attire*
Arch mage144: All they do is fuck?
Papa Tymisonn: ...
Lithaladhwen: That's not what I said.
Lithaladhwen: And you know it. *grin*
Papa Tymisonn: I think she's using it as the expletive.
Arch mage144: Oh. I see.
J4deninj44: I take it back.
Lithaladhwen: *nod to Dae* Always.
J4deninj44: I want to be a Catholic priest!
Lithaladhwen: *winces*
LovelyJester: (HAHAHAHAHA)
Papa Tymisonn: No.
Lithaladhwen: Don't say that. Please.
Papa Tymisonn: You're gonna worship Ashura.
Arch mage144: Sounds like a bad idea, Kodi.
Arch mage144: Catholic priests probably wouldn't approve of your going to Gunnir.
Papa Tymisonn: ... or someone just as nice, at LEAST.
Lithaladhwen: (Sage can't RP. His computer is not allowing it.)
Arch mage144: It gets in the way of your fucking responsibilities.
LovelyJester: (I have to draw Kodi in priest robes. "So....when do we....yaknow?")
AngeloState606: *Takes off down an alley and leaps up some old wooden stairs to a small door*
Lithaladhwen: *grin* They wouldn't approve of magic at all.
LovelyJester: *follows after her*
J4deninj44: Damn, Daddy, I don' wanna worship Ashura...She's whack.... I wanna worship Catholus!
AngeloState606: *Opens the door and leads Corrigan inside*
Lithaladhwen: A Catholic priest would kill you for being a witch.
LovelyJester: (Hehehehehe!)
Lithaladhwen: They'll also kill you for other reasons that never make any damn sense.
Lithaladhwen: Trust me.
LovelyJester: *walks inside, steping high*
PsychoQuadDuck: *without saying anything further to Seryntas, the garoujin is on his way*
Lithaladhwen: (Der DWSage: Ah well. Bill just walked off writing. I now go to sleep in defeat.)
LovelyJester: *takes a slow look around, as if something might jump out at him*
LovelyJester: *Takes to crouching near the door, and looking around slowly*
AngeloState606: *Inside, the apartment is pretty humble. A few chairs in the living room, a small table and chairs off to the side of the front door, a kitchen and a door leading, presumably, to the bedroom area.*
Arch mage144: Bizarre.
AngeloState606: Home, sweet home.
AngeloState606: O.o
Arch mage144: I don't think they would be able to kill me.
AngeloState606: Something wrong?
Arch mage144: Why hasn't your brother tried?
Lithaladhwen: To kill me? Funny you should ask.
Arch mage144: To kill me. Perhaps he just knows better.
Papa Tymisonn: ... Yeah. No worshipping... ... Jesus, was it?
Lithaladhwen: Ah. Well, he learned his lesson before he got here, I think.
Papa Tymisonn: He sounds NUTS.
Lithaladhwen: Jesus is okay. Seriously. It's his followers. Crazy.
J4deninj44: Jesus?
Arch mage144: In any case, a religion that decides to start a war with spellcasters on this plane will find itself rapidly extinct.
Lithaladhwen: *grin* I'm almost hoping for it. But it won't ever happen.
PsychoQuadDuck: (Time for me to switch characters.)
LovelyJester: Haven't been inside many human dwellings.
Papa Tymisonn: ... ok, now I'm curious.
J4deninj44: I'm gonna start my own religion.
LovelyJester: .....It's....a very strange thing for me.
Papa Tymisonn: Tell me about this... guy, was it?
AngeloState606: *Chuckle* Well, make yourself at home.
LovelyJester: .....You have no trees.
Lithaladhwen: (Pat Robertson: We need phaser missiles to blast the extraplanar heathens. Call now to support God's army of witchhunters.)
Papa Tymisonn: *light nose whap* No. You're not worthy.
LovelyJester: That may prove impossible.
LovelyJester: *Slowly gets out of his crouch, and let's his muscles untense*
J4deninj44: *rubs his nose*
AngeloState606: *Smile* Well, make yourself comfortable.
Arch mage144: He can start a religion.
Arch mage144: *laughs* I almost like that idea.
NYClark2: ( But Phaser Missiles use science! We have to kill the scientists too! )
Arch mage144: What would you call your religion, Kodi?
LovelyJester: I would like to see how this cooking is done.
Lithaladhwen: I'm not going to discuss the ins and outs of the whole Jesus thing. Ask Cardinal. He knows. Starting your own religion sounds like a better idea.
LovelyJester: Where does it take place?
AngeloState606: *In the kitchen, starts pulling spicees out and other random ingredients, as well as the lamb she bought earlier*
AngeloState606: Right in here.
LovelyJester: I watched some travelors cook once. Over a fire.....
Papa Tymisonn: (Which just reminds me I gotta do more Church of All stuff.)
J4deninj44: Hmmm...
AngeloState606: Yeap. That's how I'm going to do it!
J4deninj44: Raeism!
LovelyJester: *Stands beside her and hovers, watching intensely*
Papa Tymisonn: And what would you call your followers? Raelians?
Lithaladhwen: You could be the Raeites. Lots of vowels. Makes it sound more mystic or something.
Lithaladhwen: (NO FUCKING RAELIANS)
J4deninj44: *looks at his Uncle with concern and pinches his arm and gives him a look of "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"*
AngeloState606: *Takes some spices (smells like rosemary and thyme) and starts rubbing them into the lamb-meat*
Papa Tymisonn: (^_^)
Arch mage144: And what would the tenets of your religion be?
AngeloState606: This is what you do to season the meat. To give it a little more flavor.
Arch mage144: *smirks, giving Ship a look out of the corner of his eye like he knows exactly what he's doing*
J4deninj44: Yeaaaaah. Hmm...So like Raeism...is abooout... bein' hard, ya know? Tough and shit. So when other priest see you dey's like 'Daaaaaaamn, he got holy."
AngeloState606: *In a corner sits a fireplace with a small fire already burning and a kettle sitting on a hook inside the fireplace*
LovelyJester: (HA.)
J4deninj44: *thinks some more**looks dubious at Hakaril*
Arch mage144: *raises an eyebrow*
Arch mage144: IM: What the fuck?
Lithaladhwen: He's got holy. I see. Good to know.
LovelyJester: You use the plants and meat together?
Papa Tymisonn: *tousles Kodi's hair* Isn't he precious?
Papa Tymisonn: With the blasphemy and all..
LovelyJester: *sniffs at it slightly*
AngeloState606: Of course!
Arch mage144: Blasphemy?
J4deninj44: An like... You also gotta be loyal to yo' dawgs and...*moves his Dad's hand* Damn, Daddy!
Arch mage144: *smirks* We haven't even gotten started on the blasphemy.
J4deninj44: I'm trying to start a religion1
J4deninj44: !*
Lithaladhwen: I'm an expert on blasphemy. I can help.
Papa Tymisonn: ... *sigh* Right. Sorry, son...
Papa Tymisonn: What was that about the loyalty?
Arch mage144: I see. So you want to start a religion where the primary tenets are loyalty to ones "dogs" and a tendency toward being a hardass.
Lithaladhwen: I like it.
Arch mage144: I think I'm going to start a religion, too.
AngeloState606: *Pulls a dagger out and chops the lamb into steaks*
LovelyJester: (Jinx: I could say much worse in public, my sweet little rae raekins! :D)
Papa Tymisonn: ...
Papa Tymisonn: NO.
Papa Tymisonn: No, no no, Hakl.
Papa Tymisonn: -l
Papa Tymisonn: NO.
PsychoQuadDuck: (If I could just find a good cue I'd come back in to this.)
Arch mage144: My religion believes that dogs are the spawn of pure evil and that everyone should live as pacifists in cotton candy castles.
AngeloState606: Tada! Lamb chops!
Lithaladhwen: *laughs*
Lithaladhwen: *covers her face and laughs more*
Arch mage144: Disbelievers are to be butchered and hung from poles in the street as a show of their infidelity.
Arch mage144: Especially those with dreadlocks.
J4deninj44: ....
Lithaladhwen: A true inspiration, Silvar.
Papa Tymisonn: PHEW. What a load off MY mind.
Lithaladhwen: How can I resist your rhetoric?
Lithaladhwen: It's just...brilliant!
Lithaladhwen: *laughs*
LovelyJester: And......you do not use your teeth.....why?
J4deninj44: I'm bust a ....Hakaril you better be glad I'm a man of the cloth!
Papa Tymisonn: *chuckles*
AngeloState606: *Throws a couple more logs on the fire to get the fire a bit bigger and pulls the kettle out*
AngeloState606: *Grin* Because it's easier to use a knife.
Arch mage144: BE A PACIFIST OR DIE, HEATHEN SCUM! *enhances his physical features with a flaming holy aura, giving him the appearance of a righteously burning celestial being*
Arch mage144: *looms over Kodi*
LovelyJester: *Settles for crouching in the middle of the kitchen, and watching what she does*
J4deninj44: I can do that t-too!
Lithaladhwen: *has to crouch down on the ground because she's laughing too hard to stand properly*
Papa Tymisonn: *looks at Hak like he's a moron*
AngeloState606: *Rubs some more of the spices onto the lamb chops and then lays them flat one next to the other in the bottom of the kettle*
J4deninj44: GOT TWO TWIN DRAGONS! *flexes his muscles at Hakaril*
Arch mage144: *stops burning with righteousness*
J4deninj44: *Flex flex pose intimidate posture flex*
LovelyJester: *nostrils are flaring as he smells at the meat*
Arch mage144: ...
AngeloState606: *Puts the kettle back over the now somewhat-roaring fire*
J4deninj44: *smacks his forehead audibly*
LovelyJester: It already smells most tempting. I cannot imagine that burning it a bit makes it taste better....
Lithaladhwen: (It's the intimidating posture passed down through the generations of the Tymisonn family.)
PsychoQuadDuck: *at about that moment, Dae feels something breeze by the back of his head*
Arch mage144: *snaps his fingers, and with a puff of prismatic smoke, a dragon three times the size of Kodi materializes behind the boy*
Arch mage144: I have a dragon, too. Wanna see? *points*
Papa Tymisonn: (And mighty it truly is.)
Lithaladhwen: *LAUGHS* What the fuck, Silvar?
Papa Tymisonn: ... *turns too*
AngeloState606: Now! We just keep an eye on it and turn the chops over when one side is cooked.
Lithaladhwen: *just laughs and laughs*
J4deninj44: *turns around* OH SHIT! *hides behind Daenj'r* Yo, Pops! Do sumpin!
LovelyJester: Keep an eye on it?
Papa Tymisonn: Oh, for the Lady's sake, Hak... e_e
LovelyJester: ......I did not see you put eyes in the container.
LovelyJester: Only flanks.
Lithaladhwen: *to Dae* Oh, me? I'm good. *thumbs up*
Arch mage144: *dismisses the image* Fine, fine. I promise I won't kill her via laughing to death.
Lithaladhwen: No lady am I.
AngeloState606: *Chuckles* I mean watch it.
Papa Tymisonn: *"waves his hand"*
J4deninj44: *hides his face behind his book*
AngeloState606: *Laughs*
LovelyJester: Ah.
Lithaladhwen: There are worse ways to die, after all.
Papa Tymisonn: *w* Make it go away...
LovelyJester: .....*scoots over to the pot, and looms over it, watching most diligently!*
PsychoQuadDuck: *he fails to see what just rushed by. What Dae does NOT fail to notice, however, is that a small bird has landed on his shoulder. It can't seem natural though, given its feathers are almost all red*
LovelyJester: *Poor poor Corey and his misunderstanding of common slang*
Lithaladhwen: (There are red birds, Div.)
Arch mage144: *scratches his head* Anyway, my point is that creating religions is dangerous.
Lithaladhwen: (Like cardinals.)
Arch mage144: So check yourself.
PsychoQuadDuck: (ALL red, though? No other feather color?)
Lithaladhwen: (Have you ever seen one?)
J4deninj44: *glares at Hakaril* My daddy's gon' kick you ass. *pats Daenj'r's back and pushes him a little towards Hakaril* Right, daddy?
PsychoQuadDuck: (I have not, no.)
PsychoQuadDuck: (Not for real anyway.)
Arch mage144: Is that so, Dae?
AngeloState606: And another thing to make it extra tasty....*she pulls a few apples out of a bag and chops them into wedges. She throws them into a bowl and puts cinnamon, sugar, and a bit of scotch into the bowl with the apples*
Papa Tymisonn: If he doesn't make his beast go away, he is...
Arch mage144: *grins mischeviously*
Arch mage144: *it's gone*
Arch mage144: *already is*
Papa Tymisonn: ... That's better.
LovelyJester: http://teacherweb.com/images/cardinal.gif
Papa Tymisonn: (Oh. Missed that.)
Arch mage144: Pity it's just his image. He died in the war.
Papa Tymisonn: Shame.
Lithaladhwen: ( http://www.artistsopenstudiosofnect.org/Woodstock/LoriDavis/Ma le%20Cardinal%20card3.jpg )
J4deninj44: Yeeeeaaah, my Daddy once took out 15 guys ....with his eyes closed. *points to his eyes*....
AngeloState606: *Tosses the apples around in the mixture until the sugar and cinnamon has coated them completely and then tosses them into the kettle with the lamb*
PsychoQuadDuck: (I get the idea, yes.)
Lithaladhwen: (That's two images of red birds.)
Lithaladhwen: (Natural ones, no less.)
Arch mage144: I heard your daddy was eaten by a lump of gelatin.
LovelyJester: *watches*
AngeloState606: And now! We'll turn the chops over and wait.
Lithaladhwen: Gelatin?
Papa Tymisonn: That's a dirty lie and you know it.
Papa Tymisonn: >.>
Arch mage144: Really? Not what I heard.
LovelyJester: .........Mortal food is so much more time consuming.
AngeloState606: *Smile* I hope you like apples.
Arch mage144: An ooze, Shakti.
Papa Tymisonn: Well, you should check your sources.
LovelyJester: .......I can eat them yes.
Lithaladhwen: Ah. Got it.
Papa Tymisonn: Cuz it's a lie.
PsychoQuadDuck: *still perched on Dae's shoulder.... and is making a noise that sounds like he's attempting to laugh*
Papa Tymisonn: ...
Arch mage144: I'll tell Dia she's a liar.
Papa Tymisonn: Thank you, that would be nice.
LovelyJester: Though I love the taste of flesh best.
Papa Tymisonn: ...
Papa Tymisonn: *looks at the bird*
Papa Tymisonn: Shoo.
LovelyJester: *licks his lips slowly*
J4deninj44: ....
Lithaladhwen: Last time I saw a bird like that it was my brother. Odd.
J4deninj44: *w* Daddy? Are you really that whack?
LovelyJester: *his face is a strange mixture of elven-esque beauty, and at the same time, slightly feral*
Lithaladhwen: Took candy from a stranger and became a cardinal.
Papa Tymisonn: *w* Hell no. Hak's just jealous.
J4deninj44: *looks tentatively at Hakaril* I but my Dad could beat you up, Uncle.
J4deninj44: *grins* *w* I knew it! That's what I thought!
PsychoQuadDuck: *the bird, for a moment, refuses to leave his makeshift perch*
Lithaladhwen: IM: Oh, crap. This can't end well. Wait, no. Yes it can. It could be hilarious.
AngeloState606: Have you ever had apples before?
LovelyJester: Yes of course.
LovelyJester: I wasn't always an outcast.
Papa Tymisonn: ... SHOO.
Lithaladhwen: (Lost Brian.)
PsychoQuadDuck: (I'll wait a bit, then.)
Papa Tymisonn: (pausitty.)
AngeloState606: Here! *reaches into the kettle with a long fork and pulls out one of the apple wedges which is warm from cooking and very aromatic* Try this.
AngeloState606: *Hands the fork to Corrigan*
LovelyJester: (ah, shall we pause too?)
AngeloState606: (Doh!)
AngeloState606: (Sorrrry)
Arch mage144 has left the room.
Arch mage144 has entered the room.
Papa Tymisonn: (WB.)
Arch mage144: (Thanks.)
Arch mage144: IM: Note to self. Serve Dae aspic next time he's at the castle.
Arch mage144: IM: See how he reacts.
LovelyJester: *Bites it directly off the fork, and eats it all whole, crunching on it oddly, making a thinking face*
Papa Tymisonn: (Aspic?)
AngeloState606: Well?
Arch mage144: (A gelatinous meat product.)
Arch mage144: (He'd shape it into cubes just for him. :D)
Papa Tymisonn: (... heh.)
LovelyJester: (Ha!)
Lithaladhwen: (Hakaril's such a sweetheart, isn't he?)
LovelyJester: *look of concentration*
LovelyJester: Much better warmed.
PsychoQuadDuck: *after being asked a second time, the bird decides enough is enough and flies off. Certainly not too far, however*
LovelyJester: And rubbed with the stick.
Papa Tymisonn: (Like one that says "I Luv U"...)
Lithaladhwen: (I always pictured him as a Hug Me heart.)
AngeloState606: So you like it?
LovelyJester: *Nods his head*
AngeloState606: Good!
Lithaladhwen: (Dunno why. An excuse to glomp him, maybe.)
LovelyJester: You are good at the food crafting.
LovelyJester: *picks up a cinnamon stick*
Arch mage144: So, you're going to kick my ass, right, Dae? *taps foot, as though waiting impatiently*
AngeloState606: Thank you very much! *Bows all corny like and laughs*
Papa Tymisonn: (Actually, he'd scratch out the You're in You're the Best and put in I'm.)
LovelyJester: We use these to scent ourselves sometimes. For special occassions.
J4deninj44: *nudges his dad*
PsychoQuadDuck: *this can be understood when they hear a voice not too far off saying 'Okay, okay, I get it already.'*
Papa Tymisonn: ... eh. I'd be too bored.
Lithaladhwen: *snicker*
J4deninj44: *grins*
LovelyJester: (Go baby go!)
AngeloState606: *About that time, the chops are sizzling a little bit louder, so she reaches in with a fork and takes the meat out, followed by the apples which she puts on top of the meat on plates*
LovelyJester: (Die with pride!)
Lithaladhwen: Silvar? What do you say? Good manly sport in the street?
J4deninj44: Hakaril, is a an archmage, you can't take him lightly, Kodi.
AngeloState606: Special occasions?
AngeloState606: Like what?
LovelyJester: Ceremonies.
LovelyJester: Festivals.
LovelyJester: The queen and the courts hold parties.
Arch mage144: *quirks his eyebrow* Bored? You don't like losing fights, Dae? *laughs*
AngeloState606: *places the two plates with forks, knives, napkins, and glasses on the dining table*
LovelyJester: *laughs* Though for obvious reasons, I don't get invited!
Arch mage144: I don't want to brawl in the street with Daenj'r. Highly uncivilized. I actually like him.
AngeloState606: Oh that sounds like fun.
PsychoQuadDuck: *and now watching the conversation from a safer distance is a red nekojin. Or it would be, except for the dragon wings, the spade-like shape at the end of his tail, or the general mean look*
Papa Tymisonn: ... *slightly annoyed grin* I WOULD kick your ass, general boy...
Arch mage144: I only drag people I don't like outside for fights.
LovelyJester: I come anyway.
AngeloState606: What do you mean? Why don't you get invited?
LovelyJester: *chuckles* But we usually get chased off.
Lithaladhwen: *chuckles* IM: Boys.
AngeloState606: Whisper?
Arch mage144: Like that fucking chaos mage.
LovelyJester: I'm one of the Hunt.
AngeloState606: Oh...
AngeloState606: I see now.
Papa Tymisonn: But yeah. Wouldn't want to mess up that pretty face, now would I? *claps him on the shoulder*
LovelyJester: We're not welcome amoung the good folk.
Arch mage144: *smirks*
LovelyJester: Whispers interest me is truly baffling.
AngeloState606: Well *pulls a chair out and gestures to it* have a seat.
LovelyJester: ....*looks at it*
AngeloState606: Women are difficult creatures to comprehend sometimes.
AngeloState606: You...sit here?
Lithaladhwen: (Lex, who is this Corrign fellow? I think he and Yadali would get along pretty well.)
AngeloState606: You know what!
Arch mage144: You're a little late. *points to his scar with a finger and slaps the white mage on the back* At least you'd have nothing to lose.
Lithaladhwen: (*Corrigan)
AngeloState606: *Picks up the plates and sets them on the floor*
AngeloState606: *Sits down in front of her plate indian-style*
Papa Tymisonn: Jazz would be heartbroken, and would avenge me.
AngeloState606: Let's eat!
Papa Tymisonn: Probably.
LovelyJester: (Corrigan is my new fey. For once not insane, or mad! :D He just occassionally likes to eat people flesh. And has contempt for most fey nutters, and most women. He's fun.)
Arch mage144: That's possible, but you won't get any uglier. *grins*
Papa Tymisonn: ... most likely.
LovelyJester: ......Ah.
LovelyJester: Thank you.
LovelyJester: *laughs*
Lithaladhwen: (Like I said. We should at least put them in an RP together and see what happens.)
AngeloState606: Fork?
Papa Tymisonn: ...
LovelyJester: (Indeed.
Papa Tymisonn: You should go into comedy.
Lithaladhwen: *laughs and watches the menfolk*
LovelyJester: ......Which?
LovelyJester: *Continues to crouch*
AngeloState606: *Holds a fork out* You eat with this.
AngeloState606: *Demonstrates!*
LovelyJester: *holds it in his hand, like one would hold a sword to hit someone with*
LovelyJester: Pointy end in the flesh, yeah?
LovelyJester: *STAB*
AngeloState606: *Watches and nods*
LovelyJester: *has the whole lamb steak on his fork*
Papa Tymisonn: (Did Brian die again?)
AngeloState606: *Laughs*
AngeloState606: You don't have to use the fork if you don't want to.
LovelyJester: *proceeds to gnaw on the forked hunk of meat*
Arch mage144: (I'm here.)
Arch mage144: Comedy?
Arch mage144: The world is my stage.
LovelyJester: *takes a good bite, and sits thinking a moment*
Papa Tymisonn: Yeah. You could toss it onto that laundry list of titles you got.
LovelyJester: What is the point of the fork?
LovelyJester: Knives cut flesh.
LovelyJester: But .......what is the use of this thing?
Arch mage144: Yeah, yeah. I have a silly question.
Papa Tymisonn: Listening.
Arch mage144: Why are we standing in the slums and having a conversation when we could go to a decent restaurant or something?
Lithaladhwen: Because you accosted me here earlier and none of us have moved, Silvar.
AngeloState606: *Grin* Well, I like to use it because it keeps my fingers from getting dirty with the food, and also so that my dirty hands won't contaminate my food...
Arch mage144: Fine. We have legs.
AngeloState606: But, for today....I'm going to pretend that forks don't exist.
Lithaladhwen: One of the keen observational minds of our generation. We do, yes.
Papa Tymisonn: Got a problem with the slums?
LovelyJester: Ah!
LovelyJester: And I will be a human.
AngeloState606: *Picks up the lamb with her fingers and starts munching*
Arch mage144: It's a weird place to stand around and chat.
Papa Tymisonn: I grew up two blocks that way, y'know...
Papa Tymisonn: *points*
Lithaladhwen: Why? No one's going to bother us.
LovelyJester: *sits mimicing his elven friend*
AngeloState606: *Grin* Alright, then
Lithaladhwen: I'm sure anyone here knows all of us too well for that.
LovelyJester: *and tries to eat with the utensils*
Arch mage144: Anyone who did would regret it immediately.
AngeloState606: *Munch munch*
Lithaladhwen: Yup. Anyway, fine. Food is good.
Lithaladhwen: Let's go have some.
LovelyJester: ......I do however.....
Arch mage144: The other issue is that I'm hungry and there isn't a lot for a stranger to eat here.
LovelyJester: *munch* Like this cooked business.
Papa Tymisonn: Fine, fine...
LovelyJester: It's interesting.
AngeloState606: ^.^ Excelleny!
Lithaladhwen: Where to, O Fearless Leader?
J4deninj44: *learning the friendly art of trash talk*
Papa Tymisonn: Just make it somewhere with a kids menu.
LovelyJester: Don't know if I'd want cooked food all the time.
AngeloState606: (*Excellent)
AngeloState606: I'm happy to hear that!
LovelyJester: It seems to be alot of effort just for the flesh.
Arch mage144: Kids eat the same things as anyone else. o_o
Arch mage144: ...don't they?
PsychoQuadDuck: *that nekojin-dragon guy is gone by now, of course*
Papa Tymisonn: In smaller portions...
AngeloState606: It can be, sometimes.
Papa Tymisonn: *w* And price...
LovelyJester: But!
LovelyJester: Thank you for feeding me.
AngeloState606: This is one of the easier meals to cook.
J4deninj44: Hot dogs!
LovelyJester: I will return the favor sometime.
AngeloState606: Oh, not a problem. It's nice having a guest.
LovelyJester: *gives up and picks up the steak and eats it with his hands*
AngeloState606: Of course. That would be wonderful. *munch munch*
Arch mage144: It's on me, man. Give it a rest.
LovelyJester: I assume you eat all your foods cooked?
Papa Tymisonn: Heh. Alright. Let's get.
Arch mage144: *heads off in the direction of Doma's market district and starts browing restaurant fronts*
AngeloState606: Most of them...
LovelyJester: *nods*
AngeloState606: I eat fish raw sometimes...
LovelyJester: I will bring you a portion from the next hunt.
Lithaladhwen: (That poor boy. Yadali needs to take him hunting and feed him fresh meat. )
Papa Tymisonn: *follows*
LovelyJester: You may cook it as you will.
Lithaladhwen: (Lost Brian.)
LovelyJester: (Indeed.)
AngeloState606: But poultry, I won't eat raw.
Papa Tymisonn: (*wait*)
LovelyJester: ......A poultry?
AngeloState606: ^.^ Thank you, Corrigan!
LovelyJester: IM: Haven't heard of those.
Lithaladhwen: *points to some Inustani restaurant* How 'bout that one?
AngeloState606: Poultry is the bird family: chicken, pheasant, turkey...even chocobo is poultry, I believe.
Lithaladhwen: S'not my money, after all.
AngeloState606: I ate chicken that wasn't cooked all the way once....
AngeloState606: I got incredibly ill.
LovelyJester: AH.
LovelyJester: Common is tricky.
LovelyJester: Too many words for one thing.
AngeloState606: Oh? What do you call it?
LovelyJester: =Bird Flesh.= Easy enough.
Papa Tymisonn: ... eh.
AngeloState606: *Laugh* Yes. You are correct.
Lithaladhwen: There's also a place with some damn good pasta.
LovelyJester: *Sound isn't quite pronounceable for anyone with a normal voicebox*
Lithaladhwen: Around the corner as I recall.
LovelyJester: .......I also assume you would not want any flesh of something that talks and walks on two legs?
Papa Tymisonn: Works for me.
Lithaladhwen: Good deal.
AngeloState606: No...I'm afraid that doesn't quite appeal to me.
Lithaladhwen: (Damn. Brian's AIM is taking a while to time him out.)
LovelyJester: *nods his head*
Arch mage144 has left the room.
Arch mage144 has entered the room.
LovelyJester: The flesh, is flesh.
LovelyJester: But, noted.
LovelyJester: *smiles fangily*
Arch mage144: What, you don't like Inustani?
Arch mage144: Pasta is fine.
Papa Tymisonn: Just not that crazy aobut it.
Papa Tymisonn: *about
AngeloState606: *Finishes her lamb chop and apples*
LovelyJester: I do not care for the taste of human flesh, personally.
Arch mage144: Pasta, then.
LovelyJester: Too gamey.
AngeloState606: *All that remains is a plate*
Lithaladhwen: *heads in* Good. Decided.
LovelyJester: *has long ago finished his lamb*
LovelyJester: *has picked around the apples though*
Arch mage144: *enters the restaurant, where he and the crew are greeted by a small army of waiters*
AngeloState606: So human flesh is too gamey.
Papa Tymisonn: o.o Whoa...
Arch mage144: *the place isn't that busy*
Lithaladhwen: ....
Arch mage144: *they're evidently really bored*
LovelyJester: *YAwns widely*
PsychoQuadDuck: (I'm sorry, but I just don't feel in the mood to RP further.)
Lithaladhwen: IM: Leave me alone. I'm not the one leaving your tip.
LovelyJester: It will do when you have not eaten.
AngeloState606: I'll have to remember that. *chuckles and picks up her plate and his plate and takes them to what would seem to be a sink...*
LovelyJester: The Hunt rarely goes after humans though.
Arch mage144: W: Hello! Welcome! Have a seat! Sit down! We'll be with you shortly!
AngeloState606: I suppose. Hunger can often make you desperate, I'm certain.
Papa Tymisonn: (King: HAKARIL JAMES SILVAR IF YOU OVERTIP SO HELP ME I'LL HANG YOU FROM THE CASTLE WALLS BY YOUR ASS! e_e)
LovelyJester: *nods his head*
Lithaladhwen: (XD)
Lithaladhwen: *sits*
PsychoQuadDuck has left the room.
LovelyJester: (BUY A COW!)
Arch mage144: *takes a seat, where a waiter stands stiffly by the table awaiting orders*
LovelyJester: (HAVE IT GIFTWRAPPED AND SENT WITH DAE AS TAKEOUT FOR JAZZ)
Papa Tymisonn: *makes sure Kodi and Ship are seated first*
Lithaladhwen: IM: Seriously. Stop looking at me like I'm paying your bills.
AngeloState606: *rinses the plates off with some soapy water from the "sink", dries them off with a towel, and puts them away.*
Papa Tymisonn: ... three waters for the boys and me.
LovelyJester: *watching, is wiping, and licking at his face and hands*
J4deninj44: *sits like a gentleman**lounges like its his home*
J4deninj44: Acutally, I'll have a beer.
Papa Tymisonn: ...
J4deninj44: ...Uh...Me...too??
Papa Tymisonn: Yeah, no. Water for them.
Lithaladhwen: Clams linguine. Sauvignon blanc to go with, please.
LovelyJester: Do you have water?
Papa Tymisonn: ... you're ordering ALREADY?
J4deninj44: *frowns**blushes*
Arch mage144: What, man, you're going to hold him back like that?
Arch mage144: He can see over the counter, let him have his ale.
Papa Tymisonn: Yup.
Papa Tymisonn: ... Shush, Hak.
Papa Tymisonn: Have a kid already.
J4deninj44: Yeah! See? Hak.... Yous my dawg!
Papa Tymisonn: Mac and cheese for them, chicken parmigiana for me.
J4deninj44: *pats his heart to show how close Hakaril is to him*
AngeloState606: I do. *points to a door in the back of the living room* Through there is my bedroom. I have a pitcher with water in it. Just pour it into the bowl and use it however you will.
Arch mage144: My wife has been pregnant for an eternity. Must be something about succubus gestation that's unusual.
J4deninj44: *raises his hand* I can see over the counter....
LovelyJester: *nods*
LovelyJester: Good.
LovelyJester: I wish to repay your kindness.
Papa Tymisonn: ... Tell me when the blessed event arrives.
LovelyJester: *Off he darts after the water*
J4deninj44: (Oh yeaaaah, She really needs to have that baby.)
AngeloState606: Oh, you don't have to do that.
Papa Tymisonn: So I can leave the protectorate. :P
LovelyJester: *Some splashing is heard*
AngeloState606: It's a pleasure, truly.
Arch mage144: He'll take one, too. *points to Ship* I'll have tea.
AngeloState606: O.o
AngeloState606: IM: I guess he felt like being clean...er.
Lithaladhwen: (She does! Hakaril has way too many people perfectly willing to babysit so they can still have married-time. She should have her baby.)
LovelyJester: *And out comes Corrigan, holding water in his hands, he darts outside and down the stairs*
J4deninj44: *grins happily and gives a tiny yay*
AngeloState606: o.O
AngeloState606: Corrigan?
LovelyJester: *he leaps to the nearest patch of dirt, and slams the water onto it*
Papa Tymisonn: ...
J4deninj44: (Then it is decided. When shall Sirvix have James Gonas Silvar?)
AngeloState606: *Watches him from her doorway*
LovelyJester: *seems to be muttering and shaping he mud in his hands*
AngeloState606: =Oh dear+
AngeloState606: =
Papa Tymisonn: Hak. We are NOT giving ten year olds BEER.
Papa Tymisonn: Period.
LovelyJester: *Soon a rock bowl is forming from the mud*
Arch mage144: And your veal parmigiana.
Lithaladhwen: (I thought it was Paynus. And SOON.)
Arch mage144: He's my nephew. I can give him whatever I want.
AngeloState606: O.O Ha!
Lithaladhwen: (Like...next week. It would be fun!)
J4deninj44: *looks concerned**looks pleadingly at Hakaril*
LovelyJester: *uses his hands to make small tribal designs in the side*
J4deninj44: (OH YEAH! Gonas is Sirvix's brother.)
Papa Tymisonn: Alright. Fine. Corrupt the young. But leave my son out of it.
Papa Tymisonn: PLEASE.
LovelyJester: *After it's a good size, begins to fill the bowl with dirt*
LovelyJester: *and sticks his finger in the middle so there's a small hole in the dirt*
J4deninj44: (Paynus is right. Thanks, Ashley!)
Arch mage144: Man, what's wrong with drinking an ale with your meal?
LovelyJester: *digs in his pouch for a few seconds*
LovelyJester: (PAAAAAAAAAAAAYNUS!)
J4deninj44: T.T
Lithaladhwen: (The only reason I know is that I RP with James and he's in a campaign I'm running.)
Arch mage144: Waiter: *observes this dispute and looks terribly uncertain as to what's going on*
LovelyJester: (mmm. Paynus.)
Papa Tymisonn: Nothing. If you're OLD ENOUGH, which BOTH of them are not!
Lithaladhwen: (I'm saturated with Paynus.)
AngeloState606: *Still watching him from her stoop*
DeathRaySpleen has left the room.
LovelyJester: *pulls out a handful of seeds, and seems to muddle over picking one out*
Arch mage144: If you don't teach him how to do it responsibly and in your presence just imagine what will happen to him at Gunnir?
J4deninj44: (He's going to have a problem going toGunnir with that name.)
Arch mage144: I should tell you about the stuff we did there.
LovelyJester: Do you prefer pretty things, or things with a function?
J4deninj44: *nod nod nod nod nod*
Lithaladhwen: (Yeah.... James has issues.)
AngeloState606: *Smiles* Both!
Papa Tymisonn: ... no thanks. Not now.
Arch mage144: (He's very proud of that name. It's his demonic heritage.)
LovelyJester: Ah!
Papa Tymisonn: Just frikking humour me, alright?
Papa Tymisonn: No beer.
Lithaladhwen: (It's the Silvar name that complicates things.)
LovelyJester: *pulls out a seed and puts it in the dirt and covers it*
Arch mage144: Fine then. Get one for Ship, if you please. I already put in my order. What do you want, Dae?
LovelyJester: *taps at the dirt and seems to be whispering to it*
J4deninj44: *thuds his head on the table*
Papa Tymisonn: Water. Chicken parmigiana.
LovelyJester: *A small sprout pokes through, and begins to wind it's way out....growing green and leafy*
Lithaladhwen: Sauvignon blanc. Clams linguine.
Papa Tymisonn: ... and some shrimp sushi on the side if they got it. If not, whateve.r
Papa Tymisonn: *whatever.
AngeloState606: O.O =WOW=
J4deninj44: *straightens up and tries to appear more stately* Thank you, Uncle Hakaril. I appreciate your confidence. IM: HELL YEAH
Papa Tymisonn: ... is this on the king's tab?
LovelyJester: More. Come on.
LovelyJester: *nudges it again*
Arch mage144: It's on mine.
Arch mage144: Come on, Dae, do you think I bill the castle for everything?
Arch mage144: This isn't a business expense.
Papa Tymisonn: Yes. *smirk*
J4deninj44: I would.
Arch mage144: You are quite incorrect. I only bill the castle for things it is appropriate to bill the castle for.
Lithaladhwen: (I have to wonder how long Hakaril can continue on this line with a straight face.)
Papa Tymisonn: Like that... was it millions or billions... you tipped a waiter for?
Arch mage144: IM: Which is pretty much anything that I don't feel like paying for and can hide amidst business expenses.
Lithaladhwen: *smirk*
LovelyJester: *And something like this, blooms from a tiny stalk Tadah!*
Arch mage144: The service was excellent, and that was business related. *grin*
Lithaladhwen: You know, Silvar. If we talk business it could be a business expense.
Arch mage144: I wanted to buy the inn, but they refused.
LovelyJester: *holds out the pot*
Lithaladhwen: *snort*
LovelyJester: It will need more water.
Arch mage144: They even brought us a cow.
Papa Tymisonn: Uh huh.
Arch mage144: Your wife was pleased.
Arch mage144: It was all for her, I assure you.
Lithaladhwen: What did your wife need a cow for, Tymisonn?
Arch mage144: IM: I also recieved the most terrifying massage ever.
AngeloState606: *Smiles excitedly* Oh! It's beautiful! *takes the pot and kisses him lightly on the cheek and turns and puts it on a window sill*
Papa Tymisonn: *shrugs* Gaera may never know.
AngeloState606: What is it?
Lithaladhwen: Right.
LovelyJester: I'm not sure.
J4deninj44: 'Dat ho crazy.
LovelyJester: *Tilts his head to one side*
Papa Tymisonn: (Oh! Brian! Sidenote!)
LovelyJester: One of my brothers collected it while travelling.
LovelyJester: I've been waiting a while to find out what it was.
AngeloState606: It's just gorgeous, Corrigan. Thank you so much.
Arch mage144: W: *shows up with beverages, dropping a pint in front of Ship, presenting Hakaril with a teacup, Shakti with her wineglass, and cups of water for the cheapskate religious nuts*
Arch mage144: W: Your meals will be out shortly.
LovelyJester: *bobs his head*
Lithaladhwen: (They come in pints?!)
LovelyJester: A thank you for the cooked meat.
Lithaladhwen: (I'm getting one.)
Papa Tymisonn: (Think back. An RP GMed by Amanda. Female demon wreaking havoc on Doma City. Dae and Rai'm in hot pursuit, plus other people I can't recall.)
Arch mage144: (Yes?_
Papa Tymisonn: (CANNOT REMEMBER THE DEMON'S NAME. Help?)
LovelyJester: *crouches on the floor*
AngeloState606: *Grin* Oh, that was nothing. I should be thanking you. This is so lovely! *touches the bloom lightly*
LovelyJester: I don't make things grow often. It's as you said, my pleasure.
Arch mage144: (I...well, there were a couple instances of things like that. Uta comes to mind, but she wasn't a demon.)
J4deninj44: *Grabs the pint with two hands and examines the foam* Hmm, I'm used to wine...
Papa Tymisonn: (The demoness in question died at the end of the RP.)
AngeloState606: Well, that was very sweet of you.
Arch mage144: (Escaping me.)
Papa Tymisonn: (As it is everyone.)
LovelyJester: *rubs his hands together to get the new coating of dirt off*
Papa Tymisonn: *drink*
LovelyJester: Ah,......explain, sweet?
AngeloState606: *Remembers the wine that she as going to serve with the meal*
Lithaladhwen: *sips her wine and chills*
Papa Tymisonn: *and it's not cheapness it's purity, jerk*
AngeloState606: *Pulls out the bottle* Sweet means pleasant...
Lithaladhwen: Seriously, Hakaril. About the They I was mentioning.
J4deninj44: (wait... Shit....damn...I almost had it.)
Lithaladhwen: Remember how I told you that I had to help you out when you were looking for temps to check on the crazy artifact nonsense?
AngeloState606: It could also mean nice...
Arch mage144: Yes. *sips tea*
AngeloState606: Would you like some wine?
Papa Tymisonn: (It was Night something I think...)
LovelyJester: .......
LovelyJester: I am not sure.
LovelyJester: Human wine has made some of my bretheren mad.
Lithaladhwen: I'm not technically supposed to say anything about the people I work for, but it's a stupid secrecy bullshit thing that makes no damn sense anyway.
AngeloState606: Oh...well...
LovelyJester: The same could be said for fey wine.
AngeloState606: Hmm...
LovelyJester: But as I have not had any, I do not know.
AngeloState606: You haven't?
J4deninj44: *has beer foam on his nose as he chugs a third of the mug**tries to sneak and grab the mug, looked at Daenj'r the whole time,.... *will likely let him try*
Arch mage144: So you're going to discuss it in a restaurant with everyone else here, including my nephew?
Lithaladhwen: *smile* Yeah. Yeah, I am.
AngeloState606: Well...we'd better not chance it. *puts the wine away*
Papa Tymisonn: ...
Lithaladhwen: If it's the only time I can get hold of you, then I really don't care.
Papa Tymisonn: *slaps his hand*
LovelyJester: *looks mildly disappointed*
Arch mage144: Keep your voice down. I hear Inverse may be listening. Rumor has it he has a record of every time the king and queen have farted.
AngeloState606: *Notices the look of disappointment*
Lithaladhwen: That sounds important. He could blackmail you with that.
AngeloState606: Did you want to try some?
LovelyJester: I don't know.
LovelyJester: I'm curious.
AngeloState606: I don't mind sharing my wine at all.
Lithaladhwen: I mean, if you passed gas a week ago...he could make you do anything!
Arch mage144: So tell me.
AngeloState606: Perhaps a little bit?
LovelyJester: But I don't want to end up a blithering twit like my relatives.
AngeloState606: *Retrieves the wine again, uncorks it and pours some into a glass* Here...have a small drink. *holds it out to him*
Lithaladhwen: Long, involved story short, I work for a group of people that stations members on as many planes as they can find. I've worked on a few, and now I'm stationed here.
AngeloState606: See if it makes you feel twitty.
AngeloState606: *Chuckle*
Lithaladhwen: My job is to study the people here and, if necessary, help protect against any threats to the plane.
LovelyJester: .....
LovelyJester: Would I know if I'm a twit?
LovelyJester: Or would I be a twit and think I'm the best?
Arch mage144: So you're part of some interplanar intelligence agency and "protectorate."
LovelyJester: .....Be sure to tell me if I become an idiot.
AngeloState606: I'll watch you carefully. If I see any strange behaviour, I'll cut you off.
LovelyJester: *Takes a tentative drink*
Lithaladhwen: Not so much intelligence agency. There are different kinds of study. I mean, hell. They're funding me to do fieldwork in a brothel.
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AngeloState606: O.O
LovelyJester: (phew. okay. in the clear.)
Arch mage144: I see. Your job might potentially be less productive than mine. No less interesting, though.
AngeloState606: *Blink*
LovelyJester: *sniffs at the cup*
LovelyJester: More bitter than fey nectar.......but not bad.
LovelyJester: *Downs the rest*
Lithaladhwen: More productive than you think. My last job was to... more or less help stop some crazy fucking holy war going on in a place called Ibidan.
AngeloState606: *Tilts her head to the side* No strange behaviour yet.
Arch mage144: Uh huh.
Lithaladhwen: That was obnoxious.
Arch mage144: I imagine.
Arch mage144: So why are you telling me this, and why is it "secret?"
AngeloState606: Would you like more?
J4deninj44: *frowning*
LovelyJester: .........*sigh* Thank Maab.
Lithaladhwen: It's secret because there are --You know, I don't even know. They've never explained it to my satisfaction, which is a very poor way to get me to listen to anything.
LovelyJester: Yes.
Papa Tymisonn: *listening*
AngeloState606: *Smiles and retrieves another glass for herself and fills both glasses with wine*
LovelyJester: I would also like in between my wings scratched again. I know I ask often. But it is hard to properly get there.
AngeloState606: *Holds her cup up in the air* Cheers! ^.^
Arch mage144: Rational.
LovelyJester: ......*Lets out a joyful howl*
Lithaladhwen: I'm telling you because I figured it might be a concern to have people working for you whose loyalties might lie elsewhere. I'm not a spy and I'm probably not going to have access to any more information than you are.
AngeloState606: Of course I'll do it! *sip*
LovelyJester: *And holds up his cup like she does*
Lithaladhwen: If I were a senior member, that might be different. Right now, though.... I can't do much without telling my employers more than they need to know.
Arch mage144: I see. So you thought you might tell me that you're not a spy even though I didn't know you were working for anyon elese.
Arch mage144: *else
Lithaladhwen: (Lost Brian.)
Papa Tymisonn: *anyone
AngeloState606: *CLINK*
LovelyJester: *plops himself in front of her, and leans foreward so his back can be scratched properly*
AngeloState606: *Starts scratching*
LovelyJester: .....I wish I could make these wings go away.
LovelyJester: What is the point, of changing your appearance, if you cannot change all of it.
LovelyJester: They get in the way more often than they are helpful at all.
AngeloState606: But they make you unique.
AngeloState606: Without them, you would blend in.
LovelyJester: I am not unique amoung my kind.
Arch mage144 has left the room.
Arch mage144 has entered the room.
LovelyJester: .....I wonder if they would grow back if I cut them off?
Lithaladhwen: (There you go.)
Arch mage144: Anyway.
AngeloState606: But, among the mortals, you certainly are.
Arch mage144: I have no reason not to trust you, so I don't honestly care.
Lithaladhwen: *shrug* There are other things that I DO see reason to keep reasonably confidential, but I can tell you those when we can speak in private.
AngeloState606: *Frowns a bit* You shouldn't do that. They may seem like a nuisance now, but you may end up missing them when they are gone more that you realize.
Lithaladhwen: However.
Lithaladhwen: That's the gist of it.
LovelyJester: I just wish to be a fox.
LovelyJester: Wings get in the way as a fox.
LovelyJester: *Grunts*
AngeloState606: I see...
Arch mage144: I see.
Lithaladhwen: I was sent here to do a job, and right now I'm helping because it's what I do. Also because my brother and his family live here, and that means no destroying or plundering or otherwise harassing this plane.
AngeloState606: Have you talked to any elders in your tribe about it? Perhaps they may know something about your wings.
LovelyJester: Ah, the ones with the most magic will not talk to me.
Arch mage144: I figured that much.
AngeloState606: Because of the hunt?
Lithaladhwen: I generally disapprove of that sort of thing.
LovelyJester: *nods*
Arch mage144: Rationally.
AngeloState606: *Shrugs* Did you choose to be part of the hunt? Or were you placed there?
LovelyJester: It is a good thing I generally don't give a damn for their company, because they surely do not find mine good.
LovelyJester: I chose.
AngeloState606: I see.
Arch mage144: W: *shows up with food!*
LovelyJester: I prefer meat. I prefer to hunt and to kill.
Arch mage144: Hey! Food!
J4deninj44: Yeah, grub.
AngeloState606: So, the sole purpose of the hunt is for scavenging?
LovelyJester: So they are alive?
LovelyJester: It doesn't matter.
Papa Tymisonn: Great.
Arch mage144: *proceeds eating without any hesitation*
Lithaladhwen: Pasta and bivalves.
J4deninj44: Man, I'm hungry. Hey, Ship pass the beer and the salt please.
LovelyJester: We speak to plants......so why is it alright to eat them?
LovelyJester: .....Things are meant to be eaten.
AngeloState606: So they shun eating flesh.
AngeloState606: I agree.
J4deninj44: *passes him the salt...*
LovelyJester: *nods*
AngeloState606: How would we survive if we couldn't depend upon nature.
Papa Tymisonn: ...
AngeloState606: What about older members of the hunt?
Papa Tymisonn: Don't, Ship.
LovelyJester: Whisper is amoung very few who speak to me.
AngeloState606: *Still scratching*
Papa Tymisonn: *eats his food*
LovelyJester: Ah, quite a few of us, are not so good at magic.
Lithaladhwen: *eateat*
J4deninj44: Yessir. *drinks his beer as he eats leaving Kodi to seethe*
Lithaladhwen: So, Silvar? How much business do we have to discuss before this becomes a business expense?
AngeloState606: Maybe they might know what would happen if wings were cut off, though.
LovelyJester: And if we are, it is to do with dirt, the rocks, the plants.
LovelyJester: none of that helps with my damned wings.
Arch mage144: IM: Man, I never knew Dae was so tight. I bet I could make a diamond in his ass right now.
Arch mage144: *laughs*
Arch mage144: I'm paying for this one, Shakti. Honestly.
LovelyJester: *growls slightly......though it sounds more out of comfort, akin to a purr*
Lithaladhwen: *chuckles* Fine. Your call.
Arch mage144: I am allowed to do that.
LovelyJester: That is good.
LovelyJester: My thanks.
Lithaladhwen: You are of course allowed to spend your own money however you please.
Papa Tymisonn: (Seriously, have Hak have his kid so he can know Dae's "joy"...)
LovelyJester: It feels even better when there is no fur in the way.
Lithaladhwen: You're a big kid. I'm sure it's okay.
AngeloState606: *Stops scratching and touches one of the wings lightly*
J4deninj44: (*cackle*)
AngeloState606: Can you feel that?
LovelyJester: *it's a strange feeling, light and delicate*
Arch mage144: (James turns out alright.)
LovelyJester: Yes.
Arch mage144: (...depending on who you ask.)
AngeloState606: Hmm...
Arch mage144: Precisely.
LovelyJester: Only a bit though. That part of the wing is not very sensitive.
AngeloState606: Then, if you were to get your wings removed...it may be painful...do you think?
Lithaladhwen: (Hideki: Whiny little fucker.)
J4deninj44: (XD)
Lithaladhwen: (I play a character who really hates James. :D )
LovelyJester: It will probably hurt very much.
Arch mage144: *shovels down another mouthful of pasta* So you get to write off helping me as a business expense?
Lithaladhwen: Yes.
LovelyJester: *turns and faces her, grinning wildly* And it will scar badly. I'll probably have stumps.....maybe Whisper will find me truly disgusting then....
Papa Tymisonn: *eating, slapping Kodi's hand at regular intervals*
AngeloState606: *Nods* Perhaps...but everything else you've done to repulse her has not worked.
J4deninj44: *finishes his beer and food, patting his stomach* It was superb. The tastes of the minced flesh against my palette please me and makes me crave more.
Lithaladhwen: I'm cooperating with local authorities. It's part of my job. Therefore my expenses... are their expenses.
J4deninj44: ...
LovelyJester: You're right.
AngeloState606: *Downs the rest of her wine*
LovelyJester: ......But, it's either repulse her or kill her.
LovelyJester: I can't stand much more of this.
AngeloState606: *IDEA!*
LovelyJester: *Drinks*
Arch mage144: I assure you that planar destruction is expensive.
AngeloState606: What if she had competition....
LovelyJester: *raises an eyebrow*
Arch mage144: Mostly the part where you have to rebuild it.
LovelyJester: She'd try to kill it.
Lithaladhwen: (You know what would be great? Yadali would kick Whisper's ass. For like... no reason.)
Arch mage144: In any case, the Regulus situation has escalated and I'm not sure who to blame.
AngeloState606: She might try...
AngeloState606: But could she suceed...
Lithaladhwen: Escalated how?
LovelyJester: (ha! yes. Yadali and poor Corrigan do need to meet.)
LovelyJester: Yes.
LovelyJester: ......She nearly suffocated a dragon once.
LovelyJester: Made a big mud bubble on it's head.....
Lithaladhwen: (Yadali is fucking vicious. And she's hunting around for someone to father her Druid babies and be her life-mate to help her lead her people.)
AngeloState606: Perhaps you should seek a companion! One stronger and smarter than Whisper.
LovelyJester: Really she's not much....of a fighter.
LovelyJester: But she has more magic than we normally do.
LovelyJester: Mad twits shouldn't have magic, yet always have it anyhow.
Lithaladhwen: (Could she take down an angry spellcasting bear? Yadali will help! Damn! Yadi isn't here! Woe!)
LovelyJester: *licks at the inside of the cup*
LovelyJester: (Oh woe, indeed.)
Arch mage144: Well.
AngeloState606: More wine?
LovelyJester: Bloody grass eating, cow worshipping ....pixie.
LovelyJester: *holds out his cup*
LovelyJester: Yes. I like this wine.
AngeloState606: *Fills it and her own*
Arch mage144: As I understand it, the team I sent there accidentally opened some portal or other and the plane is now crawling with destructive chaos beasts.
LovelyJester: ........Perhaps I should eat her favorite cow.
Lithaladhwen: Lovely.
AngeloState606: *Grins madly*
AngeloState606: It's worth a try.
LovelyJester: She'll have a breakdown and say I've destroyed poetry.
AngeloState606: Ever had pot roast? ^.^
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Lithaladhwen: Regulus. I have no idea where that is. We can't possibly have anyone there.
LovelyJester: o_o No.
LovelyJester: Is this a cow food?
AngeloState606: It is.
AngeloState606: It comes from a cow.
LovelyJester: Mmm.
Papa Tymisonn: *listening*
Arch mage144: Probably not.
LovelyJester: I do like cow....
LovelyJester: We steal them from the farms sometimes.
LovelyJester: *Contemplates that*
AngeloState606: Ever tipped one?
Arch mage144: Anyway, it's a mess. I'm going to have to send an army detachment to Regulus as part of our alliance with the electerians, and supposedly the team has gotten involved in some altairian revolution.
AngeloState606: *Snicker*
LovelyJester: ...Tip.
Arch mage144: I'm totally lost as to what to do.
AngeloState606: *Sips*
LovelyJester: To give money, as a thank you?
AngeloState606: No...
LovelyJester: ......Good.
AngeloState606: Pushed it over while it was sleeping.
LovelyJester: Cows do not use money.
AngeloState606: *Snicker*
AngeloState606: Cow-tipping.
LovelyJester: In general. They frown on material possessions.
Lithaladhwen: *low whistle* Shit. Well, I'll ask around. I don't know how much information we'll have if we don't have anybody stationed there, but maybe people can keep an eye out until something comes up.
Papa Tymisonn: I will. *shoves more chicken in his mouth*
AngeloState606: In my younger years, as I was becoming more rebelious, I enjoyed doing things like that.
LovelyJester: .....*Stands a bit wobbly*
AngeloState606: O.o
LovelyJester: Let's go to the cowfield!
AngeloState606: Feeling okay?
Arch mage144: You will what?
LovelyJester: I wish to cow-tip!
Papa Tymisonn: Keep an eye out.
Arch mage144: Appreciated.
AngeloState606: O.o
AngeloState606: Walk a straight line for me.
LovelyJester: I feel very well.
Papa Tymisonn: And hey, if you need some help on this one, call me.
J4deninj44: *steals some of his father's food* Me too.
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J4deninj44: I got yo' back, G-H.
LovelyJester: *does so with ease....he's only the slightest bit tipsy*
Arch mage144: ...don't call me...that.
Lithaladhwen: *chokes on her pasta* G-H?
AngeloState606: *Laughs* Alright.
Lithaladhwen: Wow.
Papa Tymisonn: I rather like it. ^_^
AngeloState606: But, the better time to go cow-tipping is after night-fall.
LovelyJester: ......
LovelyJester: Why?
J4deninj44: It's just letters.
LovelyJester: I wish to participate in this sport now.
AngeloState606: Well, first, so no one sees you. Second, because the cows are more likely to be sleeping then.
LovelyJester: We shall sneak up on them.
Lithaladhwen: Could be worse, Silvar. My sister in law calls me Sharky.
LovelyJester: *nods his head, making his bushy pony tail wobble*
MajorGeneralTso has left the room.
AngeloState606: *Drinks the rest of her wine*
Lithaladhwen: Sometimes I really fucking hate her. *sigh* Sal doesn't though, which means I'm stuck with her whole family.
Papa Tymisonn: *chuckles*
LovelyJester: Come on. *grabs her hand*
AngeloState606: Huh?
LovelyJester: IT will be good sport.
AngeloState606: *Is hand-grabbed*
Papa Tymisonn: You should marry someone just as obnoxious, just to get back at him. And her.
AngeloState606: But we'll be seen!
Arch mage144: Sounds like you should kill her.
Lithaladhwen: I am not getting married. That would require a partner.
LovelyJester: .......We will not!
LovelyJester: I will take us to a far pasture.
AngeloState606: How?
Arch mage144: Or perhaps you could do something to humiliate her into never wanting to see your face again.
Lithaladhwen: The thought of the man who would marry me is enough to horrify me into a coma.
Arch mage144: o_o I...see.
AngeloState606: The cows won't be asleep, though!
LovelyJester: I will sing them asleep.
AngeloState606: IM: What have I done!
Lithaladhwen: Anyway, she's family. Annoying brat or no.
LovelyJester: Cows are natural romantics, and cannot resist a ballad.
LovelyJester: You could play along.
AngeloState606: *Laughs*
AngeloState606: If you insist...
Lithaladhwen: She's having my brother's child, if you hadn't heard, Silvar.
LovelyJester: Bring your music .....thing.
Papa Tymisonn: (Hehe. I've got a couple of characters who'd do it, Shakti!)
AngeloState606: =Singing cows asleep just to tip them over...brilliant.=
LovelyJester: (You always do.)
Lithaladhwen: There are going to be little Messiahs running around.
Papa Tymisonn: (... this is true.)
Lithaladhwen: (Charles: They shouldn't. They'd regret it.)
LovelyJester: (BRB I need a drink, yo.)
LovelyJester: (Give me five minutes.)
AngeloState606: (K)
Arch mage144: I could make her very sorry for you.
Papa Tymisonn: ... congratulations?
Arch mage144: Of course I've heard.
Papa Tymisonn: (Hak has heard about EVERYTHING.)
Lithaladhwen: Eh. I can probably trust my brother with his own child's safety. His wife will keep things in order, I'm sure. I trust her that far.
AngeloState606: (I like circus animal cookies. They are the num-nums.)
Arch mage144: I wouldn't know.
Lithaladhwen: You met her. Sal wanted you to teach her to fight.
Lithaladhwen: Or something.
Arch mage144: Yeah, I thought he was smoking something.
Arch mage144: Something hallucinogenic.
Lithaladhwen: He's not, though it might do him some good. He needs to loosen up a little about a lot of things.
Papa Tymisonn: (Just hash and too much wine.)
Lithaladhwen: He still doesn't drop by Jeri's place because it's a den of corruption or something.
Arch mage144: Sounds like someone else I know. *looks at Dae with a grin*
J4deninj44: Daddy smoke ganja?
J4deninj44: *slaps his father's arm. * Me too!
Papa Tymisonn: ...
Papa Tymisonn: I don't smoke hash.
Papa Tymisonn: IM: Just... take some things to help with happy nights with Mommy... <.<
Arch mage144: No, but you sure as hell need to loosen up. >_>
J4deninj44: Yeah. Man, Hakaril, you are the coolest adult I know. I want to be like you when I grow up.
J4deninj44: Yeah!
Papa Tymisonn: (Hak Tymisonn: Role's been taken!)
Lithaladhwen: ...
Lithaladhwen: There you go, Silvar. Inspiring the young generation to greatness.
Arch mage144: That's my job, isn't it?
Lithaladhwen: It must be.
J4deninj44: I'm going to have a third child and name him after you, even if you do have a silly name.
Lithaladhwen: IM: That's great. Ship.
Arch mage144: *chuckles* You do that.
Papa Tymisonn: ... it's not all it's cracked up to be.
Papa Tymisonn: I think MY Hakaril might be remedial. :P
MajorGeneralTso has entered the room.
Lithaladhwen: Am I the only one at the table who is not and does not plan to be related to a Hakaril?
Arch mage144: Apparently.
Papa Tymisonn: Hopefully, that is...
Arch mage144: Don't look at me. I didn't ask Dae to name a kid after me.
AngeloState606: (Fading....faaast...)
J4deninj44: !!!!
J4deninj44: Oh... my god... Hakaril!
J4deninj44: Your wife is hot, right?
Arch mage144: Damn right she is!
J4deninj44: And you're going to have a baby, right? If it's a girl...can I have here? *holding his head as the realization that he can have a hot chick*
Lithaladhwen: *laughs*
J4deninj44: her*
LovelyJester: (I'm here.)
Arch mage144: ...WHAT?
Arch mage144: NO!
Arch mage144: What do you mean "can I have her!?"
J4deninj44: Why not? Oh man, she'd be so hot@
Lithaladhwen: *slaps the table and laughs harder*
J4deninj44: !*
Papa Tymisonn: ...
Papa Tymisonn: *starts a-laughin'!*
LovelyJester: Come on.
LovelyJester: There are cows that need some wooing.
Arch mage144: Explain to me what that means! Are you asking for her to be your slave or what!?
LovelyJester: *practically yanks her out the door*
AngeloState606: *Snatches her lute just in time to be yanked out the door*
J4deninj44: Well, if she's a succubus I don't care what she is as long as I get to do her!
AngeloState606: (O.O!!!)
J4deninj44: Do one of dem arranged marriages. Oh, Pleeeeeaaaaaase!
AngeloState606: (Wrong choice of words!!!)
Lithaladhwen: (If Hakaril has children... and there are any girls there I WANNA DO THEM)
Arch mage144: No you cannot have sex with my hypothetical unborn daughter!
Arch mage144: And I am not prearranging your marriage with her either!
Lithaladhwen: *buries her face in her hands and LAUGHS*
J4deninj44: I'll be a great husband!
Arch mage144: Unless you want me to teach her how to suck out souls at a young age and have her make you regret courting her...
J4deninj44: ............
Lithaladhwen: Ah, young love.
LovelyJester: *Tearing across town, yanking the other redhead along*
Papa Tymisonn: ... y'know... this WOULD be a nice way to bring together the families...
AngeloState606: *Is being yanked* How far is it?
J4deninj44: .... .... ... ... Yeah!
LovelyJester: A bit!
Lithaladhwen: *gestures at Dae* Yes. Good. Good idea. *laughter*
LovelyJester: I'd fly, but you'd be out of luck.
LovelyJester: It's near the forest, you see.
AngeloState606: Okay!
J4deninj44: And...where exactly will she suck my soul out of? *looking hopeful, in spite of the ramifications*
AngeloState606: *Keeping close behind him; she doesn't tire of running easily*
Arch mage144: She doesn't have to have sex with you for that to function.
LovelyJester: (Jinx: Your armpit.)
Arch mage144: Or maybe you'd prefer I DO IT?
Lithaladhwen: *comes very close to falling out of her chair*
Lithaladhwen: *laughlaughlaugh*
J4deninj44: WHOA! I don't swang that way. Daaaamn, that's like...illegal ain't it?
J4deninj44: I'm underage!
Arch mage144: ...and yet you want my daughter, who isn't even born yet!
Arch mage144: If she isn't underage I don't know who is!
J4deninj44: *trying to hide himself in his his book*
Lithaladhwen: (God bless this RP.)
J4deninj44: That's different. Girs are always eligible.
LovelyJester: (indeed.)
Arch mage144: You are so incorrect.
J4deninj44: It's a natural law. Man love younger women and women love older man.
AngeloState606: (*waving hand in the air* Not me!)
Papa Tymisonn: ... that's not true.
LovelyJester: *After a good bit of running.....poor poor Zav, Corrigan is almost tireless at running for long distances, they reach a field*
Arch mage144: I've never actually used my life-draining abilities, Kodi. Don't give me a reason to try them.
J4deninj44: AND.... I'm black... *thinks that settles things*
Papa Tymisonn: Remember how old Jazz is...
LovelyJester: *bordering the edge of the forest, it's full of a few old tired cows*
Lithaladhwen: *rests her head on her arm...on the table...and laughs*
Arch mage144: Your father married the whitest woman in existence and she's probably got a couple centuries on him.
Arch mage144: >_>
Lithaladhwen: IM: He's black. Well that takes care of everything!
AngeloState606: Alright.
AngeloState606: Here we are.
Papa Tymisonn: Just one and a half.
J4deninj44: Exactly!
Lithaladhwen: *sits up* Oh, hell. *wipes a tear*
Lithaladhwen: Fuck.
J4deninj44: I can get any woman I want because black equals hotness.
J4deninj44: Succubus equals hotness.
Lithaladhwen: *and the laughter restarts*
J4deninj44: Black plus succubus equals world shattering hotness.
LovelyJester: (........I need to make a nerdy as hell, socially awkward gangly succubus.)
LovelyJester: (*nods.*)
Arch mage144: How about not.
AngeloState606: (HEh.)
Arch mage144: Besides. I already had a white mage check. I'm having a boy.
AngeloState606: (Have her chase after Kodi, too)
J4deninj44: ............................*makes a noise, of partial pain and partial amusement.*
AngeloState606: (Like the scary Jessica-wanna be in Roger Rabit)
AngeloState606: (A MAAAAN!?!)
LovelyJester: (Nah. It's the point of the thing. :P And I'm at character overload.)
Papa Tymisonn: (... I SEVERELY want to make a Silvar female.)
Lithaladhwen: (Eew... Tara no. That's scary.)
AngeloState606: (Hehehehhe)
Lithaladhwen: (And NOOOOO little tiny girly Hakaril and Sirvix babies.)
J4deninj44: Damn... well, I'd like to order one pair of hot Silvar Succubus twins.
AngeloState606: Are you going to sing them to sleep?
Arch mage144: You can place your order in hell, young man.
J4deninj44: With big breats, *holds his hands in front of his chest* and big booties.
LovelyJester: (Jazz would have wet herself with laughter at all this if she was there.)
J4deninj44: *pouts*
Lithaladhwen: *head on table again...*
Lithaladhwen: *too much laughter for one evening*
Lithaladhwen: (Yeah, Shakti could quite possibly have heart problems later in life from how hilarious this is.)
LovelyJester: I am indeed.
Arch mage144: You talk about my hypothetical daughters any more and I'll kick your ass, little boy. ¬_¬
AngeloState606: *Watching and waiting*
LovelyJester: *Crouches in front of a particularly old and gnarly cow*
J4deninj44: ! Yessir....
LovelyJester: *pats it's head*
J4deninj44: *from behind his book* You could always be gay. I here gay guys get all the girls.
LovelyJester: *Clears his throat and thinks*
Lithaladhwen: *chuckles* I've heard that, too.
Papa Tymisonn: ...
Arch mage144: ...isn't that counterproductive?
Papa Tymisonn: You are a strange little boy, ship.
J4deninj44: ....
Papa Tymisonn: *Ship
Lithaladhwen: No, not really.
J4deninj44: Just sayin'
Lithaladhwen: You could always pretend to be gay, and then "fall in love with them despite all that" which just makes it mean more and then the girl can't resist. Or something.
Lithaladhwen: That way you can be gay for a while and be her friend...and eventually get in her britches, too.
Lithaladhwen: *wise nod*
Lithaladhwen: I've heard of such plans being really successful.
Arch mage144: You do that.
LovelyJester: *Begins to hum*
Arch mage144: Hit puberty first.
AngeloState606: (*zombie like* Eat...circus animal cookies)
Lithaladhwen: Well, that helps.
LovelyJester: =Oh COW! I love you! You taste so good to eat!=
Lithaladhwen: But you can always plan.
J4deninj44: !!!!
LovelyJester: =I could rip into your flesh with my teeth, and be enraptured!=
LovelyJester: =Oh cow, be mine!=
J4deninj44: Oh god... Puberty. *drops his book and laments* I didn't factor that into my plans.
AngeloState606: *Looking around for potential onlookers* IM: Oh why does this feel like a recipe for disaster?
J4deninj44: I'm going to awkward for like 3 years!
LovelyJester: *hops around and dances in a tribal manner,leaping from crouching to dancing*
AngeloState606: *Watching him*
Lithaladhwen: A minor setback, I assure you.
Lithaladhwen: You'll be better for it in the end.
Arch mage144: You're a demon. Don't you have a totally different physiology o_o?
LovelyJester: .......*unfortunately, this is not a very soothing ballad for a cow, but then again, Corrigan is not a poetic soul.*
J4deninj44: o.o You konw what...I don't know.
Arch mage144: I assumed you'd be, like, mature by now. Or close to it.
LovelyJester: *The cow lets out a loud paniced bellow, and it, and all of it's bovine buddies make a rush to the back of the field away from the capering fey man*
J4deninj44: *looks down his pants* Well, Wee-wee looks the same.
AngeloState606: *Snicker*
AngeloState606: Would you like for me to give it a shot?
Papa Tymisonn: ... strange, strange little boy...
Lithaladhwen: ...
Arch mage144: I'd suggest not inspecting that in public.
Arch mage144: *at this precise moment, the waiter shows up*
J4deninj44: *leans over* ... ... Mines bigger.I know, I know..because you're black.*grin*
Arch mage144: W: ......
Lithaladhwen: *snicker*
Lithaladhwen: Kids are great.
Arch mage144: W: In any case...if you people would like to pay your bill?
Arch mage144: Oh, yeah. *takes care of that*
LovelyJester: (She says that now. Wait til Juan hits the scene.)
Lithaladhwen: (The big secret about Shakti? She loves kids.)
AngeloState606: (Good ol' Juanita.)
LovelyJester: (indeed.)
Lithaladhwen: (She'd teach him about Buddha, get him all sugared up and send him home for his parents to deal with.)
AngeloState606: (I'm real tired...perhaps we can continue the cow serenading another time, X.)
LovelyJester: (We'll just say, that it was not a success.)
Arch mage144: Yeah, well. I think I'm going to head back to the castle. Nice seeing you all. Ship, don't do anything I wouldn't do.
AngeloState606: (Okeedokee...nighto.)
Arch mage144: The list is short, but there is one.
AngeloState606 has left the room.
LovelyJester: (nighto.)
Lithaladhwen: Nice seeing you, Silvar.
Lithaladhwen: Tymisonn and miscellaneous boys...you guys heading out, too?
LovelyJester: *And so, his attempts to woo cows into falling asleep for him, then pushing them over fails. And thus ends Corrigans first bright idea induced by human alcohol.*
Arch mage144: *stands and nods to the group* I'll see you, then. We'll discuss more "business" later, Shakti.
Lithaladhwen: *smirk* Yup.
Papa Tymisonn: ... we should be going, yeah.
Papa Tymisonn: (My body is rejecting consciousness.)
LovelyJester: (weakling.)
J4deninj44: See ya, G?
J4deninj44: .*
LovelyJester: (*drinking caffiene like nobodies damn business!*
Lithaladhwen: Jeri will worry. I swear. I never thought a brothel madam would be so maternal. She literally bitches if I come home to late.
Arch mage144: ...don't call me that.
Papa Tymisonn: (It's the early shifts, babe. They're killin' me!)
Lithaladhwen: *too
J4deninj44: Bye, Uncle Hakaril?
LovelyJester: (yeah yeah. Weakling.)
Lithaladhwen: Home too late. To a brothel. *head shake*
J4deninj44: H-bomb?
LovelyJester: (I get up at the same damn time you do.)
Arch mage144: Later, Ship. Like I said. Nothing I wouldn't do. *salutes Dae* Stay out of trouble. And loosen the fuck up. Kids shouldn't ruin a guy's attitude. *grins*
J4deninj44: Hakker?
Arch mage144: ...we're getting closer, Kodi.
Papa Tymisonn: (And lug boxes around the whole time?)
J4deninj44: *smiles satisfactorily*
Arch mage144: *whirls about militarily and heads out*
LovelyJester: (I do mental box lugging. Very tedius.)
Lithaladhwen: *stands* So, in the interests of not having the freaking Chronoclast yell at me all night, I'd better be getting back, too.
Papa Tymisonn: Alright. Ship, you want to sleep over tonight?
J4deninj44: Can I?
Papa Tymisonn: Sure.
LovelyJester: (Jazz, say no! I want to make incredibly loud embarrassing sex with your uncle all night.)
J4deninj44: *smiles* I'd love that. Can I borrow some books?
LovelyJester: (*)Jazz:
Papa Tymisonn: No problem, little buddy.
J4deninj44: ^_^
Papa Tymisonn: (Dae: Honey, soundproofing, remember?)
Lithaladhwen: *heads out with a wave to the new folk she's met*
J4deninj44: (I know where dad keeps all the porn. *wink*)
Papa Tymisonn: (*jangles his bag* We'll have some fun. Don't you worry. ^_^)
LovelyJester: (Jazz: That's in the bedroom.)
Papa Tymisonn: (Dae: Did you want to go on the counter again?)
LovelyJester: (Jazz: >_> No. I cooked there today. And didn't clean......I thikn it might be somewhat alive, or acidic. Or both.)
Lithaladhwen: </Shakti>
Lithaladhwen: (I'll try to get the log uploaded by tomorrow morning.)
LovelyJester: (Go go Ashley, queen of all logs.)
Lithaladhwen: (I'll lurk until everyone else has left so I get all relevant stuffs.)
Papa Tymisonn: *stands* C'mon, let's go boys.
Lithaladhwen: (Hey, a lot of my logs come from Charles. *salute* )
LovelyJester: (Meh. I'm done. Just being stubborn.)
J4deninj44: *The boys follow Dae, striking up some light conversation.*
Papa Tymisonn: </rp>
Papa Tymisonn: (SO tired.)
Lithaladhwen: </RP!>
Lithaladhwen: (Thanks for playing tonight, folks.)
J4deninj44: *smile* No prob
Lithaladhwen: (Special thanks to Amanda for hanging with us after a long time of me being terrible and not properly distributing invites.)
Lithaladhwen: Ah...got my font back.
J4deninj44: It was fun. And next time...Sirvix gives birth.
Lithaladhwen: ...
Papa Tymisonn: YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Lithaladhwen: Oh hell. That's terrifying.
Papa Tymisonn: *Dae leaves Domador*
Lithaladhwen: Unfortunately, Tassi is offworld.
Lithaladhwen: That would be the most hilarious thing ever.
LovelyJester: Indeed.
Arch mage144: o_o
Arch mage144: We are going to RP THAT?
Lithaladhwen: XD
Papa Tymisonn: Why not? It'll be fun!
LovelyJester: You guys made me want to die of laughter.
Lithaladhwen: Tassi could help! She could deliver the baby!
J4deninj44: Heeeey, sounds cool!
Lithaladhwen: She'd do it for free and be very good at it!
Lithaladhwen: She can even do pain relief stuff to help with the OMG GIANT BABY IN THE UTERUS pain.
Lithaladhwen: Brian and I go on break for about a week, but after that, we should totally think of a time to figure out stuff and birth.
Papa Tymisonn: Gotta love break.
J4deninj44: Yeah. I go on break next week.
Arch mage144: Okay, okay, we'll do it.
Lithaladhwen: ^__^
J4deninj44: WOO!
Lithaladhwen: I'm so much more excited than I should be.
LovelyJester: Hehehe.
J4deninj44: XD
LovelyJester: Invite me.
LovelyJester: I wanna watch!
Lithaladhwen: I want to help! I wish to submit a character to pull a baby out of Sirvix!
LovelyJester: *Waggles eyebrows*
LovelyJester: That sounds so bad.
Arch mage144: ...
Arch mage144: I should make Darin do it.
Lithaladhwen: No. That will scar him for life and he'll never ever have sex.
Arch mage144: He should be present anyway. And Hakaril should insist that he help with the birthing.
Lithaladhwen: Would Hakaril do something that would jeapordize Darin's sex life? Huh!?
Lithaladhwen: Tassi would find some minor way for him to help without having him put his hands in Hakaril's wife.
Arch mage144: Shh. He's going to be there. You can't stop me.
Papa Tymisonn: Night folks.
Lithaladhwen: He can be there. He's just not a midwife!
Lithaladhwen: Night, Charles.
Lithaladhwen: The hilarity of Darin in a birthing room cannot be forsaken.
Lithaladhwen: But Tassi should also totally be there.
Papa Tymisonn has left the room.
Arch mage144: She's offworld.
Lithaladhwen: Dammit! Say it happened before she left!
Arch mage144: Okay.
Arch mage144: Fine.
LovelyJester: Heh.
Lithaladhwen: ^____________^
NYClark2: ( Man, I lurked out of an interesting RP. )
Lithaladhwen: It was entertaining.
Lithaladhwen: Much discussion of Hakaril-babies.
J4deninj44: Hehe.
J4deninj44: Fanart is necessary when the day comes.
Lithaladhwen: I have art of James up, incidentally.
Lithaladhwen: It's on my DA. He's fun-looking and totally needed art.
J4deninj44: I gotta check that out.
Lithaladhwen: Do you have a deviantart account? I'll add you if you do.
NYClark2: You should also hang around more.
LovelyJester has left the room.
MajorGeneralTso: ...
Lithaladhwen: Ah, Tai. Missed ya.
Lithaladhwen: Aha! Amanda has been located on DA. Super.
Lithaladhwen: *adds to deviantwatch* Victory is mine!
MajorGeneralTso: Missed me? Impossible.
J4deninj44: :-D
Lithaladhwen: My AIM and DA handles are the same.
Lithaladhwen: *thumbs up*
J4deninj44: I'll have to add you too.
Lithaladhwen: Super.
MajorGeneralTso: 00000001.
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