You have just entered room "milopluszyvannaequalstwo."
OMG Priam: *leads Zyvanna towards, and out, the gate of Doma city. A smallish ranch type construction can be seen maybe twenty minutes' walk away!*
LovelyJester has entered the room.
AngeloState606: *Still following behind him*
OMG Priam: 'Ere et es.
OMG Priam: Hoeme sweet hoeme.
AngeloState606: Very nice.
AngeloState606: So where do you work on the machine?
OMG Priam: 'At big ol' place thair, at building on th' side? 'at is th' workshop for all th' manual workens.
OMG Priam: Tinkerin' an' whathaveye.
AngeloState606: *Nods*
AngeloState606: Can't wait to see it. *grin*
OMG Priam: 'at's the livin quart'rs *points*, and 'at's Kurt's 'plannen room.'
AngeloState606: I see.
AngeloState606: So you and Kurt live here together?
OMG Priam: Us'lly. 'E goes an' does 'is own theng a lot, though. Kinda a weird guy, but ah never did really unnerstan' 'em mayges.
AngeloState606: Ah! He's a mage, then.
OMG Priam: Ooh, aye.
AngeloState606: Is your machine powered by magic?
OMG Priam: Sort o'.
OMG Priam: See, we gots these sheeps, an' we boil their wool to get some kinda explosive mixtyure.
AngeloState606: O.o
AngeloState606: Really?
AngeloState606: That's innovative.
OMG Priam: We put 'at in th' macheen, an use et t' make foerce, an' divert 'at foerce to drive s'm wheels.
OMG Priam: Or treds, or feet, or whate'er Kurt decides on f'r this model.
AngeloState606: How far along are you from being finished?
OMG Priam: D'pends on how well this one works oot, an' whether we gotta start o'er agen.
AngeloState606: You've an accent. Where are you from?
OMG Priam: Ah've been travellin' most o' mah layfe; I think mah parents said they's from Baron, or there'bouts.
OMG Priam: Where're yew fr'm?
AngeloState606: U'harea.
OMG Priam: Es'cuse me?
AngeloState606: But, I've been traveling for about 14 years.
OMG Priam: *reaches the facility, holds the outer gate open for her*
AngeloState606: It's north of Kalshana.
AngeloState606: *walks through the gate*
OMG Priam: Ooh, ah think ah knoe where 'at es.
OMG Priam: *points in vaguely the right direction* That waye, aye?
AngeloState606: *Smiles and nods*
OMG Priam: Ah. *nodnod*
OMG Priam: *goes to the garage buliding, there are a few of these weird sheeplike creatures running about, although they more resemble ambulatory puffballs*
AngeloState606: (uno momento)
AngeloState606: (Sorry)
AngeloState606: (Fiance on phone; being a pest)
OMG Priam: (I did not know you were engaged! Belated congratulations.)
AngeloState606: (Thanks)
AngeloState606: (Wedding's in May)
LovelyJester: (Yes, Bachelorette party too! Beth has good plans. :D:D:D:D)
OMG Priam: (=O)
LovelyJester: (You are so doomed, bitch.)
AngeloState606: (Yay! Doom!)
AngeloState606: (BACK!)
OMG Priam: (HOORJ)
AngeloState606: *Watches the sheepies running around*
AngeloState606: They're so cute.
OMG Priam: Yeh, theiy ar'.
OMG Priam: *ruffles one's fluff, but not for very long. Pulls back, in caution*
AngeloState606: Are they tempermental? O.o
OMG Priam: Nah...well....jus' try et. Be caerful, tho.
AngeloState606: *Starts softly caressing one of the sheep*
OMG Priam: *it is soft! ....and growing very hot, very quickly!*
LovelyJester: (She's making the sheep hot. Godamn furries.)
AngeloState606: *Pulls her hand away*
AngeloState606: O.o
AngeloState606: Why does it get so hot?
OMG Priam: Ooh, Kurt says they's made o' fire.
OMG Priam: 'At's why we harvest th' wool, cause et exploeds so well.
AngeloState606: *cocks her head to the side* Made of fire?
OMG Priam: *shrugs*
AngeloState606: Well...I can't wait to see the machine.
OMG Priam: Reight in 'eer. *opens the door to the side building!*
AngeloState606: *Peers in*
OMG Priam: *the inside, which is lit by some torches burning off magic rather than flame, is very spacious--some tools lie on shelves and desks about the perimeter, but the center contains the main event.*
OMG Priam: *This thing is about nine feet tall, looking something like a teacup mounted on top of a table mounted on top of roller skates.
AngeloState606: O.O
AngeloState606: Fascinating.
OMG Priam: Et's no' funcshen'l right noe....
OMG Priam: ....thank goodness....
AngeloState606: Thank goodness? I thought you wanted it to work?
OMG Priam: Bu' we're werken on....well, aye, ah do, but....*hand wanders to pants, groin region* there's certain seide effects.
AngeloState606: *Chokes back a laugh*
AngeloState606: Side effects?
OMG Priam: *solemn nod*
OMG Priam: Y'see...
AngeloState606: >.> Like what?
OMG Priam: W'll, ah thenk at leest th' motor'll run.
OMG Priam: Cov'r yer eers!
AngeloState606: *Does so!*
OMG Priam: *it is a shame that Priam cannot enlarge the font size while in a chatroom, because the calamity that ensues would require a 36-point typeface to properly convey. The tools on the shelves rattle with the force of the noise.*
OMG Priam: *Milo turns it off after about five seconds.*
AngeloState606: O.O
AngeloState606: =Dammitall!=
OMG Priam: *the rattling, humming, rapid-explosions noise still rings in the air.*
OMG Priam: Aye, y'see.
OMG Priam: Noe...
OMG Priam: Kurt taught me a li'l o' mageck...
AngeloState606: *Removes her hands from her ears*
OMG Priam: an' ah c'n make the thin' go moch, moch softair.
AngeloState606: Uhhuh?
AngeloState606: Really?
OMG Priam: Aye.
AngeloState606: And why don't you?
OMG Priam: Is no' pleasant. I's leike takin' a kick t' th' jyewels fr'm a trained kick'r.
AngeloState606: (XD)
AngeloState606: I see...
AngeloState606: So, those are the side effects, hmm?
OMG Priam: Aye.
AngeloState606: *patpat* Well, does it do the same for Kurt?
OMG Priam: (And this is how Milo got the nickname, which, given Zyvanne's ulterior motives, is hilarious: Penis Mage.)
OMG Priam: Nae, he cannae do et.
OMG Priam: Onley ah c'n cast th' spill.
AngeloState606: *Burts out laughing*
AngeloState606: I'm sorry...but for some reason...I just find that really amusing.
AngeloState606: Is there no other way? Have you tried a different spell?
OMG Priam: What's so funney aboat et?
OMG Priam: Kurt's been tryen a bunch o' thens.
AngeloState606: (Penis Mage because I'm sure it doesn't work right anymore.)
AngeloState606: (*snicker*)
OMG Priam: Alweys comes up shoert, sayin' somethen 'boot 'mechanical conductaance' or someth'n.
AngeloState606: *Grins*
AngeloState606: Mages are always so hard to understand.
OMG Priam: Aye, that they air.
AngeloState606: Any other magical contraptions that you've been working on?
OMG Priam: Nae. This babe's been gettin' all our blod, swet, an' teers.
OMG Priam: *pats the thing. Clang.*
AngeloState606: *Grin*
AngeloState606: So, why does the spell only affect your crotch?
OMG Priam: Will...
AngeloState606: Why not a trained kick to the face or the stomach?
OMG Priam: 'Eer. Le's go int' th' o'er room.
AngeloState606: O.o
OMG Priam: *holds door for her*
AngeloState606: Alright. *goes through it.*
OMG Priam: *they are outside, and Milo leads her to what he noted before as the living quarters.*
AngeloState606: *Following*
OMG Priam: *they head in, and he takes them to what resembles a kitchen and eating area.
OMG Priam: *
OMG Priam: Tea?
AngeloState606: Sure.
OMG Priam: Sugar cayne en et?
OMG Priam: *holds a stick thereof up*
AngeloState606: Please. *smiles*
OMG Priam: Be jes' a minit, 'en. 'ave a seet. *gestures to one, at a nearby table*
AngeloState606: *Sits on a chair, props her lute up against the wall*
OMG Priam: Y'see...
OMG Priam: *gets some water into a sort of makeshift pot from a nearby reservoir*
OMG Priam: W'n Kurt taught m' th' mageck...
AngeloState606: *Her pointed elf ears twitch a little bit as she listens*
OMG Priam: I dunnoe. I've 'erd 'at some mayges jes study bewks an' stuff.
OMG Priam: Bu' Kurt said to 'draw fr'm yer center o' power.'
AngeloState606: ...Center of power?
OMG Priam: An, ah figyure, where better is a man t' draw fr'm th'n his li'l buddies?
AngeloState606: (XD)
AngeloState606: (This hilarious!)
AngeloState606: So you took it quite literally, hmm?
AngeloState606: (*is)
OMG Priam: Talk aboot 'chi' an' 'ess'nce' an' 'spiritual harm'ny' all ye wan', this *grabs groin* is wh't's importn't to a man, an' we all knoe et.
AngeloState606: *Cocks her head to one side and nods*
OMG Priam: An' et works, so et seem's th' world agrees wi' me.
AngeloState606: IM: Not just to men, either.
AngeloState606: But it hurts you when you use that power....
OMG Priam: Aye, bu' ah'll take a hit e'ry noe an' 'en t' make sure all goes will.
AngeloState606: *Nods acknowledgingly*
AngeloState606: Doesn't it do permanent damage?
AngeloState606: I mean, a man can only take so many kicks to the nuts before things start...misbehaving.
OMG Priam: *puts some leaves in the pot, and sets it on a metal plate. Milo turns a knob, and a flame, very precise and regulated, heats the plate.*
OMG Priam: Mm, ah dunnoe. Seems t' be faine, ah th'nk. Bu' we're lewken intae moer...humane...meth'ds o' less noise-ing.
AngeloState606: I'll say.
AngeloState606: How long have you been doing it THIS way?
OMG Priam: E'er since we 'ad our ferst work'ble pro'otype, rilly.
LovelyJester: (Nut magic. *Shakes head*)
AngeloState606: (*Snicker*)
AngeloState606: So, you've been taken a kick to the nuts for...7 years now?
OMG Priam: 'at's someth'n like two yeers. Mebbe twice a week, tops, since.
AngeloState606: Oh...two years. Pardon.
OMG Priam: Oh, we been thinkin on th' thing for se'n yeers, an' buildin et for four, bu' it took us two yeers just t' make the thing run like et shood.
AngeloState606: IM: I'm doubting that it's functioning correctly anymore. *Eyes wander to Milo's groin area*
AngeloState606: That makes sense.
OMG Priam: *notices the stare*
OMG Priam: ....wot? Et's not bruised 'r nothen.
AngeloState606: *Raises an eyebrow* You don't worry, though?
AngeloState606: That if the occasion were to arise that there may be problems?
AngeloState606: >.>
OMG Priam: *shrug* Ah ain't usen it for anethen' else, reight noe. May 's will do someth'n wit' et, eh?
OMG Priam: Tho' ah 've to saye, et's nice to 'ave a bit o' a break fr'm castin'.
AngeloState606: I imagine.
AngeloState606: *Pulls her hair over her shoulder again and starts playing with it; seems to be a habit of hers.*
OMG Priam: Ah tell yew, tho. Kurt's an awfully 'andy guy t'ave.
AngeloState606: Mages usually are.
OMG Priam: Naice t' make tea wi'out 'avin t' rub two stecks t'gether, aye? *finishes boiling tea, turns the knob on the device back to its original position*
AngeloState606: Especially when they're able to get things to work that normal folks can't.
AngeloState606: Exactly.
AngeloState606: *Sniffs the air*
AngeloState606: Smells good.
OMG Priam: *sets cup down, pours tea. Not very expensive stuff, but it gets the job done, and it's very clean*
OMG Priam: Aye. Kurt's got s'm c'nections fr'm his 'ome, an' they send 'im some reel good stuff e'ry now'n'agen.
AngeloState606: *Small smile*
AngeloState606: IM: My family doesn't even know where I am....
AngeloState606: So where on the machine will those flasks come in handy?
OMG Priam: Th' engine, moestly.
OMG Priam: Tho th' joints an' wheels need et someteims, tew.
AngeloState606: Of course.
AngeloState606: *Picks up her cup and takes a sip of the tea*
AngeloState606: *Stares at him with glaring green eyes over her cup of tea*
OMG Priam: *blows a little steam off his cup, catches glare. Wipes at his cheeks.* Sorre, go' somethen' on me face?
AngeloState606: *Raises an eyebrow*
AngeloState606: *Grins* No...
AngeloState606: *sip...staring still*
OMG Priam: *eyebrow is returned, but questioning instead of answeirng*
OMG Priam: *kind of sips at his tea, like maybe there's something wrong he doesn't know about*
AngeloState606: *Sets her cup down and leans back in her chair*
AngeloState606: *STREEEEETTTTCH!*
OMG Priam: Yew feelin' allrite?
AngeloState606: IM: Is this man daft!
AngeloState606: IM: I need sex...and I need it soon.
OMG Priam: im: Maybe she's tired. Or maybe she's thinking of new things for the machine!
AngeloState606: Is it warm in here? *Waves her face*
OMG Priam: *thinks for a second* A li'l, ah s'pose.
OMG Priam: im: She seemed so interested and excited in the machine earlier...
OMG Priam: im: Maybe she was.......OH.
AngeloState606: *She tugs on the laces of her bodice to loosen them a bit.*
AngeloState606: *Fanning herself*
OMG Priam: *look of a dawning of realization on his face*
OMG Priam: *followed by a grin matching her earlier one*
AngeloState606: *Smiles*
AngeloState606: <.<
AngeloState606: Well?
OMG Priam: Well? *grin*
Lithaladhwen: (This is the most hilarious thing ever.)
AngeloState606: *Jumps accross the table tackle-kissing him and gets to work!*
AngeloState606: (XD)
Lithaladhwen: (Okay, I stand corrected.)
OMG Priam: !!
Lithaladhwen: (It is rapidly becoming the most hilarious thing ever.)
AngeloState606: (Damned horny elves!)
OMG Priam: *shocked for a second, and paws at the clattering dishes, but is quickly persuaded to pay attention to more pressing matters. Like boobies.)
AngeloState606: (She needs valyum or something)
AngeloState606: *And a few minutes later.....*
AngeloState606: (Does IT still work??)
Lithaladhwen: (.....IT?!)
OMG Priam: *she finds that he is, indeed, very accustomed to working with his hands!*
OMG Priam: *Quite a few minutes after that, she finds that yes, its rigors have made it very strong indeed.*
Lithaladhwen: (Priam....XD)
AngeloState606: (Oh shite)
AngeloState606: (Forgive the stupid web-abbreviation, but rotflmao)
Lithaladhwen: (I think that's pretty damned appropriate.)
OMG Priam: (Given the absurdity of the situation, it is allowed)
AngeloState606: *AND a few hours later...*
AngeloState606: *Lets just say Zyv does NOT tire easily*
OMG Priam: *and Milo does endurance training for a living, practically*
OMG Priam: *ANYWAY*
AngeloState606: *CUT to the smoking cigarette scene*
OMG Priam: *plops on the bed-hammock-y thing, in whatever position they ended up being*
OMG Priam: Hooh!
AngeloState606: *Cheshire grinning*
OMG Priam: 'At....'at was.....really....somethin'....
AngeloState606: You're quite skilled.
OMG Priam: Center o' power, remembair? *panting a little*
AngeloState606: Absolutely.
OMG Priam: *coy grin* Ye ne'er were tew int'rest'd in mah machine, were ye?
AngeloState606: Actually, when I saw it, I became more interested...
AngeloState606: But...what girl can resist a man who makes her tea?
OMG Priam: Rilly? Ye're no' just sayin' that?
AngeloState606: *Bats eyelashes*
AngeloState606: I was interested in it when I saw it.
OMG Priam: (This is getting hilariouser and hilariouser)
AngeloState606: If you can ever get it running to your expectations, I think it will be a spectacular invention.
AngeloState606: But, there was an extra motivation, I must admit.
OMG Priam: Oh? *wiggles. Never un-penetrated, yet. More grinning.*
AngeloState606: *rolls over onto her side and sighs*
OMG Priam: *good sigh? bad sigh?*
AngeloState606: (Tired sigh)
AngeloState606: How about more of that tea?
Lithaladhwen: (This did not happen while Tassi was living there. I can tell you that.)
OMG Priam: (No doubt!)
Lithaladhwen: (I guess it's about time Milo brought a pretty girl home and got something out of it. ^_~ )
OMG Priam: Oh, aye, shyure.
AngeloState606: *smiles* I need a little extra energy. *WINK*
OMG Priam: *kisses her on some place he found during their antics, or at least on the cheek, and gets up, tossing an apron on.*
OMG Priam: Ooh, ah maight need some too, 'en! *still breathing a little heavy*
AngeloState606: *Grin*
AngeloState606: *Lays on her back and stares at the ceiling*
AngeloState606: IM: That was....the best I've had in....a while...*watches him through the door*
OMG Priam: Apron: *does not cover much, particularly if viewed from the rear*
Lithaladhwen: (XD)
AngeloState606: (*Snicker*)
AngeloState606: (Might as well be naked!)
Lithaladhwen: (Yeah. None of this while Tassi was there. He wore clothes, right?)
OMG Priam: (Yeah, pretty much)
OMG Priam: (Yeah. At least a pair of pants, all the time.)
Lithaladhwen: (I mean, she could deal if he didn't....but clothes are great.)
AngeloState606: (Ex-girlfriend, I presume?)
OMG Priam: (House guest.)
AngeloState606: (Ah...that works.)
OMG Priam: (And Milo is a gentleman, except when the situation apparently calls otherwise.)
AngeloState606: (It would appear to be so...it took him long enough to get the hint.)
Lithaladhwen: (She was a healer who hung out there with her badger in exchange for free healing spells whenever something exploded or burned or collapsed.)
AngeloState606: (I seee)
AngeloState606: (I am enlightened. YAY!)
Lithaladhwen: (She moved out when she started seeing someone in the city.)
AngeloState606: (Makes sense)
AngeloState606: *STands up and wraps a blanket around her and shuffles out to the kitchen*
OMG Priam: *messing about with the teapot again, heating up a fresh batch, since the one he'd made had had way more than enough time to cool*
AngeloState606: *Sits down on a chair and picks up her lute and starts lightly strumming a song out*
OMG Priam: *kind of waves his finger to the music, or sways, depending on the tempo chosen*
AngeloState606: *Laughs; looks around in the kitchen*
AngeloState606: Guess I caused a bit of a mess, hmm?
OMG Priam: Ah'll saye! *grins fiercely*
AngeloState606: *Mischievous chuckle* You don't seem to mind. *grin*
AngeloState606: *Stands and picks up some of the mess*
OMG Priam: Aye, aye. *turns, looks, while she picks up things*
AngeloState606: Hmm?
OMG Priam: *doesn't divert his stare, instead, smiles*
AngeloState606: *The blanket comes loose and starts to fall off until she catches it*
AngeloState606: OOPS!
OMG Priam: Ach, doan worrey aboot et none.
Lithaladhwen: (I should hope not.)
AngeloState606: *Looks out a window* You aren't expecting Kurt back soon, are you?
OMG Priam: E'en if Kurt comes 'round, 'e's a more int'lekhsul type anywaye. 'sides, 's been a long taime since we'd seen some good curv's around heer.
AngeloState606: Oh, stop! You're making me want you again! *Playfully slaps at him*
Lithaladhwen: (Oh, poor Milo. What an awful thing.)
OMG Priam: *wiggles fingers suggestively, questioning look on his face* Wan' somethin' t' taide ye o'er?
AngeloState606: *Cocks an eyebrow* Maaaybe.
OMG Priam: *gestures to chair* Ah aim t' please.
AngeloState606: *Sits in the chair*
OMG Priam: *magic fingers do their thing! It can be presumed that the table furnishings go back to the floor, I think.*
AngeloState606: (XD)
Lithaladhwen: (....)
OMG Priam: An' that'll haff t' doo, unt'l ah c'n recyup'rate.
OMG Priam: (Elapsed time: some 15-20 minutes)
AngeloState606: *Slaps him on the ass and walks around picking up her clothes; disappears into the bedroom and dresses*
AngeloState606: *Reappears back into the kitchen and takes a seat at the table, waiting for the tea.*
OMG Priam: Tea: *is eventually served!*
AngeloState606: *Smiles at him*
AngeloState606: You've been an angel to me, Milo.
AngeloState606: *Drinks the tea*
OMG Priam: Ah do mah best.
OMG Priam: Tho ah worry th't ye sound leike ye're leevin.
AngeloState606: As much as it pains me...*she places a hand on his face*
AngeloState606: I have to get back and try to earn my daily bread.
AngeloState606: *She gestures at her lute*
OMG Priam: C'n we meet agen?
AngeloState606: Of course. *smiles*
OMG Priam: im: Possibly frequently?
AngeloState606: I know where you live...and I promise that I'm not hard to find inside the city.
OMG Priam: Gewd. *smiles* If ye wan', ye c'n stay 'ere.
OMG Priam: Ah meen, as a place t' sleep.
Lithaladhwen: (Ah, Milo. Always picking up strays.)
AngeloState606: *Grin* Thanks...I have a place of my own, though.
OMG Priam: (They stlil haven't cleaned up the room after Tassi's particular alterations, either)
OMG Priam: *shrugs* Offer stan's, tho. Got a spare rewm, n' ev'rythin'.
Lithaladhwen: (What did Tassi do besides have bedding?)
AngeloState606: *Winks* Give me a few days to think about it.
AngeloState606: *Picks up her lute and starts toward the door*
AngeloState606: *She stops* Aren't you going to see me out?
OMG Priam: *hugs her from behind* Good t' meet ye, Zyvannae.
OMG Priam: (dangit, typing >_> )
AngeloState606: *Is hugged*
OMG Priam: *and groped, though just a little*
AngeloState606: Pleasure to me you, as well. *Kisses him lightly on the cheek and out the door she flies!*
OMG Priam: *waits a little while before shouting:* G'Bye!
AngeloState606: (Zyvanna's been sex-deprived for quite a while)
AngeloState606: (But, she's found a fun partner!)
OMG Priam: (Milo too, but he's had more important things on ihs mind)
Lithaladhwen: (Hey. Quinn more or less offered to help. She'd totally make it worth Zyvanna's time.)
OMG Priam: (*his)
AngeloState606: (I'm sure she would! But the whole no penis thing would probably bother Zyvanna)
AngeloState606: (She really likes the cock.)
OMG Priam: (Milo, on the other hand, happens to own one of those)
AngeloState606: (Indeed!)
Lithaladhwen: (So does Quinn. Believe me she's a fan. But there's something to be said for a woman who knows what she's doing.)
AngeloState606: (*Snicker*)
AngeloState606: (Well, that was fun! But it's past my bedtime.....)
AngeloState606: (Anyone logging?)
OMG Priam: (You are in the presence of the queen of logs.)
AngeloState606: (Yay!)
AngeloState606: (Alright, y'all. Nighto!)
AngeloState606 has left the room.
Lithaladhwen: (I'm....I see. *blushes and logs*)
OMG Priam: (heh. Well, that was fun.)
Lithaladhwen: (It was fun to see someone like.....seduce Milo.)
Lithaladhwen: (I somehow never expect that.)
OMG Priam: (Man, me neithre)
OMG Priam: (Thing is, he was actually first going to express some interest in her)
OMG Priam: (And then they got to talking about the Project, and Milo gets one-track about that)
Lithaladhwen: (Hee.)
LovelyJester: ( That was entertaining though.)
LovelyJester: ( Milo: blah blah blah blah accent blah! Zav: TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS!)
OMG Priam: (indeed!)
Lithaladhwen: (Lex wins.)
Lithaladhwen: (I'm relogging so that will be included.)
LovelyJester: (I usually do. :D)
OMG Priam: (Worthy.)
Lithaladhwen: (We need to immortalize that.)
LovelyJester: (shitfuckdamn. I have to open the lab in 5 hours. SLEEP NOW.)
LovelyJester: (bye!)
Lithaladhwen: (bye)
LovelyJester has left the room.
Lithaladhwen: (I'm outtie.)
Lithaladhwen: (*logs*)