You have just entered room "rpofrp."
PsychoQuadDuck has entered the room.
CGNakibe has entered the room.
Der DWSage: <.< >.>
PsychoQuadDuck: (Understand I may be a bit late if this RP starts before I've found a good save point.)
Der DWSage: Huzzah for redundant names!
Der DWSage: ...*Prods someone*
Will Rennar has entered the room.
Der DWSage: Eh, I'mma try a recruiting run.
NYClark2 has entered the room.
Lithaladhwen has entered the room.
Der DWSage: >.> <.< We're trying to set things up here.
Lithaladhwen: 'kay.
Der DWSage: *Ponders if he wants to play Bill...Ludok...Tolaris...or Sorune*
Der DWSage: When in doubt, go with green.
Der DWSage: ...Hm. Perhaps I'll try setting up semi-plot goodness again. >_>
Lithaladhwen: (Hm. Well, I'm here. At least for now.)
Papa Tymisonn has entered the room.
Papa Tymisonn: (Yo.)
Will Rennar: (Hey Chuck.)
Lithaladhwen: (Hi Charles!)
Papa Tymisonn: (Yo all. What's the sitch?
Der DWSage: Sorry, got distracted by mum.
Der DWSage: SO! I think I'm going to go with another alleyway attack. Early evening. >.> <.<
LovelyJester has entered the room.
Der DWSage: Any complaints?
CGNakibe: RAAR!
NYClark2: Alleyway RP?
NYClark2: Who is playing the paddle?
LovelyJester: (Lex is down. Cheer lex up with rp?)
Papa Tymisonn: ... none.
Der DWSage: <BEGIN RP THEN>
LovelyJester: (What sort of rp?)
Der DWSage: <It's a somewhat chilly night in Doma, as the sun goes down and people scurry home...>
Der DWSage: (Semi-plotted CI)
LovelyJester: (Fill me in dadgummit. ah.......)
Der DWSage: (And it's JUST starting. >.>0
Der DWSage: <And thieves come out, much like the last time Sage GMed.>
LovelyJester: (<_<;; I assume since it's plotted no room for new guys.)
Der DWSage: (Plenty of room, Lexi. o.o)
Papa Tymisonn: (There's room for nothing BUT new guys!)
Der DWSage: (Indeed!)
LovelyJester: (....*twirls finger* whooloo.)
Der DWSage: (Fire alarm.)
Lithaladhwen: (Hey, we have a guest, so I don't know if I'll be able to get in. For some reason we're all discussing things in our bedroom. )
LovelyJester: (T_T mwfh.)
Der DWSage: (Okay. Fire alarm = Burnt dinner.)
Der DWSage: <And in one of those alleyways that thieves love so much, a loud, vaguely nekonian voice shouts!>
Der DWSage: This is all the money I have! Without it I'll starve!
Der DWSage: (>.> People are free to enter...now.)
Papa Tymisonn: *a bald, darkskinned, Ashuran priest happens upon the scene*
Papa Tymisonn: ... o.o Hey! You! Leave him be!
LovelyJester: *Followed by.....an MCF! ......But without the hood.....and it's not so much a cloak......as a very loud patchwork coat. BUT SHE'S GOT THE RED EYES*
LovelyJester: >_> *just jingles a bell around her neck*.....
Der DWSage: *One of these voices is an Orc, fairly well-dressed...and being held up at knifepoint by a rather unsavory fellow, tossing a small pouch of money up and down in his hand* Be glad I dun take yer life, Or...eh?
Der DWSage: >_> Butt out, bucko. This is between me an' greeny 'ere.
LovelyJester: >_> Put the pointy down kiddo, afore I put your eyes out.
Papa Tymisonn: She'll do it too. She's CRAZY.
LovelyJester: And your inustani is all wrong. I'd be a bucka.
Der DWSage: Screw th' both of ya.
LovelyJester: >_> We'll be doing that later.
Der DWSage: o_o;;
LovelyJester: But you won't be involved.
Papa Tymisonn: *charges a spell* I'd drop the money now, pal...
LovelyJester: *Grins a cheerful smile full of fangs*
Papa Tymisonn: *grins a bit too*
Der DWSage: *Snort* You mages don't scare me.
PsychoQuadDuck: *also managing to appear upon the scene is a lizardman wearing a light vest and long black pants. He's also quite muscular, but more oddly, he has blue scales and turquoise eyes*
LovelyJester: o_o No?
LovelyJester: Damnation, Daenj'r Joe Bob.
LovelyJester: We may actually have to do some work!
Papa Tymisonn: Well sheeyoot, Jazzy Mae, we might!
Lithaladhwen: (Damn. Dae and Jazz. Fuck. I want to play. But there's too much going on here.)
Will Rennar: *a red-haired young man, apparently on his way home from an errand from the stuff in his arms, overhears the commotion as he passes the entreance to the alley* ...The hell?
LovelyJester: (XD heh.)
Der DWSage: *And with that...the man puts the Orc in front of him, with the knife to his throat!* Ya gonna kill the fop first, then?
LovelyJester: Orc Fop.
LovelyJester: That beats all I've seen.
LovelyJester: n_n Neaaaaaaat.
Papa Tymisonn: ... Hmm. Dear, you've got good aim, right?
Will Rennar: (Those names sound familiar. o.o)
Der DWSage: *Does look rather like a Bard...and rather bishy, now that you get a good look at him*
LovelyJester: I'm not letting you take that out of the breeding pool.
LovelyJester: I SUPPORT PRETTIER ORCS!
Will Rennar: (WOOT! BILL!)
Der DWSage: ...
PsychoQuadDuck: Plus, even if you're using him as a shield, we won't have to in order to get rid of you.
LovelyJester: *does a dance step and pulls out a dagger*
Der DWSage: IM:I'm not sure whether to be relieved or scared.
Papa Tymisonn: Yeah. Put it right between his eyes.
Papa Tymisonn: Death's instant that way.
Der DWSage: THAT sure of your aim?
LovelyJester: >_> I'm pretty damn cool.
Der DWSage: >_>
Papa Tymisonn: Can't deny the truth...
Der DWSage: Well hell. I know when I'm beat.
Der DWSage: IM:*Plot plot plot*
Papa Tymisonn: *still has the spell ready*
Will Rennar: *sets his newly-acquired junk down by the corner, slowly moving towards the source of the ruckus and equally quietly unsheathing his sword*
LovelyJester: Good! Drop pretty boy, and I'll only kick you in the manly spot once!
LovelyJester: :D Twice maybe, because I'm so damn charming.
Lithaladhwen: (Ah... Tassi's friends.)
Der DWSage: >_>
Der DWSage: <_<
Der DWSage: You've got me at a disadvantage then.
Papa Tymisonn: ... that's the idea, genius. e_e
Der DWSage: Y'know, this reminds me of my time in the *Shoves Bill at the two, runs like hell!*
Papa Tymisonn: IM: These thugs today... NO sophistication.
LovelyJester: EEEE!
LovelyJester: *CHASE!*
Papa Tymisonn: *aaaaaaaaaaand PHOTON BEAM!*
OnlineHost: Papa Tymisonn rolled 1 20-sided die: 12
PsychoQuadDuck: *makes his attempt to chase after the thief rather immediately*
Papa Tymisonn: (I would suggest rolling for dodgeration.)
OnlineHost: LovelyJester rolled 1 20-sided die: 1
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 20-sided die: 12
Will Rennar: (QUESTION! Would he happen to be running in Wilren's direction?)
Will Rennar: (*THUD*)
Will Rennar: (Dammit Lex! X_x)
Der DWSage: *Just BARELY manages to avoid the damn beam. He can smell burnt hair*
LovelyJester: *THANKFULLY leaps aside like the inhuman beasty she is, to avoid....burning hideous nasty death magic.*
Der DWSage: (>.> Sure, why not? More fun for me.)
Der DWSage: @_@ Ooga...
Papa Tymisonn: ... argh... *gives chase*
LovelyJester: FUCK DAE! >_< Watch where you aim that holy shit!
PsychoQuadDuck: (Was I supposed to roll as well? Because I still can't from this end.)
Papa Tymisonn: SORRY!
LovelyJester: *Gives chase merrily after the guy!*
LovelyJester: *jingling and laughing all the way*
Papa Tymisonn: (Nah, you're fine.)
Der DWSage: *Chased! And he goes ZOOM like the scared thief he is, using every trick in the book...*
Will Rennar: *sees the orc, whom he recognizes, get shuoved by the guy running at him, smirks, gives his sword a quick whirl, and lets an Air Bullet fly right at him!*
Will Rennar: (*shoved)
LovelyJester: *You've seen pepe le pew chasing down his lovers.....it's like that. With a vampire.*
Der DWSage: (Everyone but Div roll a D6. Anything but a 1, you keep up with him. A 5, you're catching up. A 6, you can tackle/attack him. I'll roll for Div.)
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 6-sided die: 3
OnlineHost: LovelyJester rolled 1 6-sided die: 2
OnlineHost: Will Rennar rolled 1 6-sided die: 3
Der DWSage: ...My money!
Der DWSage: *Also gives chase, able to keep up just as well*
Papa Tymisonn: *and, Dae is PATHETICALLY behind*
OnlineHost: Papa Tymisonn rolled 1 6-sided die: 4
PsychoQuadDuck: (I was going to suggest giving my character - whose name is Zukath, for reference - a penalty because his muscleboundedness prevents him from running well, but oh well.)
Papa Tymisonn: *well, not THAT bad...*
Der DWSage: IM:Fuck, fuck, fuck, need to get a damn hiding place!
Der DWSage: (>.> Eh, so he'll get a -1 to all rolls then.)
LovelyJester: *Grinning and bouncing merrily, making a jingly racket all the way*
PsychoQuadDuck: (Right.)
PsychoQuadDuck: *continues giving chase - barely managing to keep up*
Der DWSage: ...You'll never catch me, spellslingers!
Der DWSage: (And another!)
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 6-sided die: 2
OnlineHost: LovelyJester rolled 1 6-sided die: 2
Will Rennar: (Wait...shouldn't I have rolled an MATK there instead? I mean, he IS coming right at me..)
LovelyJester: I'm more of a biter and a throttler than a spellslinger.
OnlineHost: Papa Tymisonn rolled 1 6-sided die: 5
Papa Tymisonn: o.o IM: Wow. I'm really movin' today! ^_^
LovelyJester: :D But burnin' things up is fun. Then making their dead bodies do the cha cha later is better!
LovelyJester: *.....DAE......is ahead of her?!?!?*
Der DWSage: *And Bill manages to stay right with Jazz! Unfortunately, he won't be as much help*
LovelyJester: *Confused.....but enjoys the view! Ah, to be over 100, dead, and constantly randy!*
Will Rennar: IM: Okay, that missed...no problem, I'll just wait until he gets close enough, then roast his face. *pops fingers*
PsychoQuadDuck: *and of course, if Dae and Jazz weren't ahead of Zukath in the chase already, they'll certainly be at this point*
Der DWSage: >_>
PsychoQuadDuck: *not like the lizardman's giving up, mind you - he's still going to put in the effort*
Der DWSage: IM:Fuck, fuck, FUCK! They're catching up!
Der DWSage: IM:Just a little further...
Der DWSage: (Aaaand again!)
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 6-sided die: 2
OnlineHost: LovelyJester rolled 1 6-sided die: 6
Will Rennar: (...How long is this alley, exactly?)
Der DWSage: (If Cha gets a 5, he can attack.)
LovelyJester: *Bursts ahead, merrily putting on some speed*
Der DWSage: (...<.< I was thinking that he'd fled the alley already. My mistake.)
Will Rennar: (Shit. My bad.)
PsychoQuadDuck: (Hmmm... okay, at this rate, next time Zukath gets a 2 or 1 he'll be too far behind to continue.)
Der DWSage: (However! Lex gets a free hit on thiefy!)
LovelyJester: (how do you want me to roll sageing ton?)
Will Rennar: (...Y'know what, just write me out of this one. Something in my mood's just gone rather sour on me for some reason.)
Will Rennar has left the room.
Der DWSage: (>.> Hm.)
LovelyJester: (o.o........Hmm.)
Der DWSage: (...Roll a D6. Anything but a 1 hits.)
OnlineHost: Papa Tymisonn rolled 1 6-sided die: 3
Papa Tymisonn: (Sorry, random errand.)
Der DWSage: (S'alright.)
OnlineHost: LovelyJester rolled 1 6-sided die: 3
Der DWSage: *Keeping up...sorta.*
LovelyJester: *Leaps foreward and tries to do a nice stabbymcstabbington*
LovelyJester: *To the back. She's classy like that.*
Der DWSage: *And...ohfuck. He's a bleeder, mm-hm.* AGH!
LovelyJester: IM: ...SEXY BLEEDING TIME!
Der DWSage: >_< I SURRENDER! FUCK!
Papa Tymisonn: ... *skrrrrrrrch*
Papa Tymisonn: ... thank the Lady. I would have whipped out LuckOut next...
LovelyJester: *Seats herself upon her victim and removes her knife*
LovelyJester: n_n I so rock.
Papa Tymisonn: Mmhm.
LovelyJester: o_o Godamn that makes me hungry.
LovelyJester: *licks her lips*
Der DWSage: *Aaand he trots up to the group* Thanks...I don't know what I would've done if not for you two.
Der DWSage: *On the ground, trying very hard to just...not move*
Papa Tymisonn: Eh. Was nothin'.
Papa Tymisonn: She did most of the work...
LovelyJester: IM: It'd be over that line to tell the poor guy he bleeds all sexy, wouldn't it?
LovelyJester: IM: Yeah.....over the line.
Papa Tymisonn: T: Yes, it would. :P
PsychoQuadDuck: *and Zukath finally manages to catch up to the group*
LovelyJester: T: Hey! out of my head!
Der DWSage: <_<
Papa Tymisonn: T: ^_^
LovelyJester: T: *mental image of dancing dead cats*
NYClark2: ( Whaaa? )
Papa Tymisonn: T: *mental image of the inside of a church*
LovelyJester: .....T: *ZOMBIE STRIPPER*
Der DWSage: *Goes to roll the guy over, takes his bag back* Th'name's Bill. I'm a Nekonian Bard.
LovelyJester: ......You're nekonian?
LovelyJester: o_o How very complicated!
Der DWSage: (...AGH, MENTAL IMAGE.)
Papa Tymisonn: ... I've heard of... wait, no, Kobakk WASN'T weirder...
Der DWSage: >_> I was adopted.
Papa Tymisonn: (They did something similar in a Gob video... zombie cheerleaders...)
LovelyJester: Jazz Tymisonn!
PsychoQuadDuck: ....I THOUGHT something was up....
LovelyJester: *waves from her perch atop the thief*
Papa Tymisonn: Dae Tymisonn. *extends hand*
Der DWSage: (Zombie Stripper:Well FUCK. There goes my left boob again. I KNEW I shouldn'tve gotten implants.)
Papa Tymisonn: (Team Holyvamp blasting off at the SPEED OF LIGHT!)
LovelyJester: (Decaying tassels.....and eeeeverything....you see so much more!)
Der DWSage: *Takes hand, shakes!*
NYClark2: ( And so much less... )
Papa Tymisonn: ^_^ Nice to meet you...
LovelyJester: (:D It's educational...and Erotic!)
Der DWSage: ^_^; A-heh...I can't really reward you two in any way besides a nice tune or a story.
LovelyJester: o_o That's fine.
LovelyJester: ......Shit, I did it because he looked like he scared good.
LovelyJester: *Raises an eyebrow*
LovelyJester: *jerks a thumb at Dae's direction* Likely he had better reasons.
Der DWSage: 6.6
Papa Tymisonn: Someone was in trouble?
LovelyJester: *Giggles*
Papa Tymisonn: It's my duty to help?
Der DWSage: He's also bleeding. Shouldn't you get him to a doctor or a jail or something?
LovelyJester: *Giggles worse*
Der DWSage: *Bleeds all sexy-like*
LovelyJester: 6_6 Oh Dae can fix that.
Papa Tymisonn: IM:... oh dear gods, that was the GUARD TRAINING talking... >.<
Papa Tymisonn: ... should I?
LovelyJester: .....YEs.
Papa Tymisonn: ... yeah, I should.
Der DWSage: *Mutter* It'd be nice...
LovelyJester: If he gets out of line, I'll just take all that fresh sexy blood away.
Papa Tymisonn: *crouches over the thief* Hold still..
LovelyJester: *Gets off of him and moves the fuck away*
Der DWSage: IM:Great. Just great.
Papa Tymisonn: *HEALMOOOOOOORE!*
PsychoQuadDuck: Not even leaving HIM any?
LovelyJester: :D HE resisted.....me!
Der DWSage: IM:I avoid the Guard for two years straight, and then I get caught by little miss blood fetishist and some sorta freaky priest.
LovelyJester: >_> .....We brought him back once....and we're bein' nice enough to take him to the guards.
LovelyJester: And not kill and eat his bone marrow.
LovelyJester: He should be grateful to whatever mad diety he worships.
NYClark2: ( I thought Jazz was a vampire... not a furry. )
Der DWSage: *Mumble* Athiest.
Papa Tymisonn: (Eh. Close enough.)
LovelyJester: (:D)
Papa Tymisonn: ... are you STUPID?
Der DWSage: Oh, I believe they exist.
LovelyJester: o.o *GIGGLE*
Der DWSage: Believing in them just encourages them.
LovelyJester: This'll be good.
LovelyJester: *leans against a wall*
Der DWSage: *Sit up, wince*
LovelyJester: .....You're trying to deny somethign you could actually see?
PsychoQuadDuck: .....encourages WHAT? You think all the gods are evil and out to get people or something?
Der DWSage: Oh, hell no.
Papa Tymisonn: (Ashura: *plot plot*)
Der DWSage: I think we'd just be better without them getting involved.
Der DWSage: ...Wow.
LovelyJester: >_> DAAAAAAAAMNATION, if I just stop believin' in the sun, me and my buddies could have one hell of a party.
LovelyJester: *putting on a terrible rivan accent for whatever reason*
Der DWSage: <_< I got mugged by an absolute nutter.
PsychoQuadDuck: (Speaking of which, I know it's not important to Jazz, but what time of day IS it?)
LovelyJester: Always the way!
LovelyJester: And saved by nutters too!
Der DWSage: (Evening. Sun just went down.)
LovelyJester: Great city this!
LovelyJester: n_n
PsychoQuadDuck: (Right.)
Papa Tymisonn: ... ANYWAYS... *twists the guy's arm behind his back* Shall we get to the guard station?
LovelyJester: *Cleans her knife and puts it away*
LovelyJester: Indeed!
Der DWSage: *Whimper!* Yeah, yeah...up the river for me, moan, mutter, and whatnot.
LovelyJester: They'll be happy to see us, I'm sure!
Der DWSage: <_< Should I go along to testify, or something?
LovelyJester: Yeah.
LovelyJester: >_> That way it can be in the records.
PsychoQuadDuck: *to Dae* ....sir, could handle carrying the guy? Since I did fail to keep up with him and all....
Der DWSage: *Nods!*
LovelyJester: Then you can tell us a story.
Papa Tymisonn: ... OK.
Papa Tymisonn: Be sure to hurt him. *SHOVE*
LovelyJester: P.S. I like violent ones with explosions!
Der DWSage: o_o;
Der DWSage: Hm...
LovelyJester: IM: I need new ones for the childrens bedtime anyhow. o.O
Der DWSage: *Thinks of a story, the whole long way*
Der DWSage: (...Ohfuck. I just remembered some...interesting stories from a book I got recently. :{ )
LovelyJester: (yaaaay!)
Papa Tymisonn: (This is a good thing. GITONIT!)
Der DWSage: (I think they might make even Lex wince, actually.)
Papa Tymisonn: (The more morbid, the more the Tymisonn kids will like them!)
Lithaladhwen: (Good kids.)
PsychoQuadDuck: *takes hold of the thief and grabs one arm... then twists it into a sort of chicken-wing position. Zukath uses his free hand - the right one - to hold the guy's head down*
Papa Tymisonn: (The best. ^_^)
LovelyJester: (Daaaaamn right.)
PsychoQuadDuck: *and holding him in this manner, Zukath leads/drags the thief along*
Der DWSage: *Held*
NYClark2: ( Hmm...
LovelyJester: >_> Thanks Mr. Ninja Lizard.
NYClark2: ) *
LovelyJester: *marches on the thief's other side*
LovelyJester: *Whistles a tune*
A Rockin SN has entered the room.
Der DWSage: >.> I don't suppose you're familiar with Nekonian stories, are you?
Papa Tymisonn: Can't say I am...
Der DWSage: *Walk, walk*
LovelyJester: Nope!
A Rockin SN: (*walk smash walk*)
PsychoQuadDuck: Ninja? Since when do ninja have massive muscle and hardly any speed to go with it?
LovelyJester: Only know one nekonian........mad woman that.
LovelyJester: :D The neat ninja's would.
LovelyJester: When they are babies, they practice crushing people with their minds.
Der DWSage: Hm...
LovelyJester: And train with a diet of pure bloodmilk.
Der DWSage: >_> Ninja don't necessarily need speed.
Der DWSage: Silence, acrobatics, and flexibility, maybe.
LovelyJester: *Grinning like the fangy little madwoman she is*
Papa Tymisonn: ... don'tcha just LOVE her?
PsychoQuadDuck: I still lack most of those. Maybe have some flexibility but not the kind ninjas would.
Der DWSage: Hm.
LovelyJester: Besides, we've seen a big man who claims to be a ninja.....
LovelyJester: Total shit at it.......
LovelyJester: But he exists.
Papa Tymisonn: ... the BARBARIAN?
Papa Tymisonn: With the blue hair and the hammer?
Der DWSage: *Shrug* Well, who am I to say? The only ninja I've seen have been actors in black pajamas.
LovelyJester: And thanks Darling. *kisses dae on the cheek*
Der DWSage: ...Choark? I've heard stories of him.
LovelyJester: Yes. Sweet boy.
LovelyJester: A little stupid.
LovelyJester: But sweet.
PsychoQuadDuck: ....hold on... he's scared of ghosts, right?
LovelyJester: >_> Terrible breath.
LovelyJester: And my sense of smell is terrible.
LovelyJester: Theeeee same.
PsychoQuadDuck: IM: GODDAMN that episode when he went psychotic hurt.
Papa Tymisonn: *w* Doesn'thelpthecookingatALL... <.<
LovelyJester: T: I'll bite you.
Der DWSage: *Ponders*
Papa Tymisonn: T: Eh. Later. Not in the mood.
Der DWSage: <_< ...I'm guessing you like the more sadistic stories, miss Tymmison?
LovelyJester: T: I didn't mean in a kinky manner.
LovelyJester: It's for the children really.
LovelyJester: But I dont' mind them myself, no!
Papa Tymisonn: This SHOULD be interesting.
Der DWSage: ...The stories I'm thinking of are far from appropriate for children.
LovelyJester: *Smiles.....in her own version of a demure way!*
LovelyJester: ....You've not met our offspring.
Papa Tymisonn: T: You ALWAYS mean it in a kinky manner.
LovelyJester: T: No. Not when I found out about Kodi.
Der DWSage: >_>; Hell, sometimes they make me blush.
Papa Tymisonn: ... yeah. They probably know stories that'd make YOUR toes curl.
LovelyJester: T: That was a rip out your jugular and dance naked over your corpse sort of mood.....
PsychoQuadDuck: IM: And we all know how bad THAT means....
Der DWSage: Doubt it.
LovelyJester: *claps a hand on his shoulder*
Der DWSage: Not after Mad Miss Mab, as I called her.
Papa Tymisonn: T: ... good point.
LovelyJester: I shouldn't tell you what my daughter does with pants then should I love?
LovelyJester: Natural innocense is so CUTE!
Der DWSage: <_< Hm...
Der DWSage: Well, this'll be good torture for my mugger.
LovelyJester: IM: This day can only get better if it ends in rampaging sex.
LovelyJester: Good deal!
PsychoQuadDuck: Normally I'd say the physical right now is bad enough..... but if it means stress relief go ahead.
Der DWSage: *And as they walk along, he begins to tell his bardic tale!* There was once a man named Tosuke, a messenger.
Der DWSage: This man was kind, even though he had to deliver messages of grisly and dire details, and always knew when to soften the blow of a message or deliver it with brutish efficiency.
Der DWSage: *As he talks, he slips into a slightly thicker Nekonian accent!* One day, when he was allowed to go home after weeks of travel, he was stopped by an odd-looking woman on a bridge.
Der DWSage: *Does a perfect old crone voice* "Where are you going?" she asked.
Der DWSage: *And then, the voice of a slightly prudish nobleman* "I'm on my way to Mino, my home village."
Der DWSage: "Is that so? I'd appreciate it if you'd drop off a package on your way there, then. Would you, please?" she asked, most kindly. Just an odd old woman, he thought.
Der DWSage: "Certainly." He replied. "But where at, exactly? I don't want to go too far out of my way."
Der DWSage: (...For my ease, woman will be italics while man will be unbolded.)
Der DWSage: The woman smiled, taking a box the size of a man's head out of her dress. "Take this to the Morokoshi village, directly across from Mino. My sister will be waiting on the western bridge for it."
Der DWSage: Tosuke was offset by the box-it just seemed odd. This entire business seemed odd. "What's the name of the woman? Where does she live? What should I do if she isn't on the bridge?"
Der DWSage: The woman simply pushed the box into his arms, saying, "None of that matters. She'll be on the bridge. But whatever you do, you must NOT open the box. It's for her alone, understood?"
Der DWSage: Tosuke didn't really have a choice after that. He took the box, grudgingly, and rode on home.
Der DWSage: And promptly forgot to deliver the box.
Der DWSage: His slip-up bothered him, certainly, but he figured he could deliver it on his return trip. In the meantime, he simply shoved it on top of one of the cabinets.
Der DWSage: Unfortunately...his wife was a jealous woman. She thought the gift was a present from some mistress.
Der DWSage: She took the box down, unwrapped it, and opened it. The scream she let out brought Tosuke running wildly.
Der DWSage: ...Inside of the box were several gouged eyes, still bleeding, rotting inside of the package. As well as human ears, noses, and mouths. It was like someone was trying to make faces without skin.
Der DWSage: Quickly they wrapped up the box, him not answering why he had it in return for her not asking why she opened it, and he promptly made the return visit to drop off the box.
Der DWSage: Surely enough, a woman was there.
LovelyJester: IM: Gettin' goooooood.
Papa Tymisonn: IM: I'm sick to my stomach, and it's not even ove.r
Der DWSage: "This box has been opened, looked into! Oh, dishonorable twit! Your task was simple enough...you'd have lived if you'd done it correctly!"
Papa Tymisonn: IM: The kids are going to LOVE this!
LovelyJester: *Looks like a child at story time*
Der DWSage: "...Please! It wasn't me! My wife, she..." "It was your fault! And now you'll accept the penalty!"
Der DWSage: With that, poor Tosuke...
Der DWSage: He was immobilized, whether by fear or sorcery he didn't know. But the woman's nails grew longer, curved viciously, and she slowly went to work at his face...
Der DWSage: PLOP! Went his eyes, into the box. SNICK! Went her fingers, sending the ears after. Slice, slash! His lips and nose followed, and poor Tosuke lay dead on the bridge.
Der DWSage: And the jealous wife, who went searching for him the next day, met the same fate.
Der DWSage: *Looks just a little green now*
LovelyJester: *grinning*
LovelyJester: IM: Nekonians are utterly mad.
Papa Tymisonn: IM: Does this story have a POINT yet? e______E
Der DWSage: The moral of this story? Don't deliver for mad women on bridges.
Der DWSage: *Bows* And that was a Mad Miss Mab classic.
Papa Tymisonn: ...
PsychoQuadDuck: I thought the moral had to do with forgetfulness.
Papa Tymisonn: Or some euphemism with eyes...?
Papa Tymisonn: (And your colour's off, Sagebaby.)
Der DWSage: (Bah, looks the same to me. *Changes it anyhow*)
LovelyJester: *cackles*
Der DWSage: Well, you could always change the bodyparts.
LovelyJester: n_n He's right though.
LovelyJester: Ever notice that random old people are the ones you need to run from?
Papa Tymisonn: ... the kids will LOVE that story.
Der DWSage: When the triple-M told it to me, it was with men's mem-*BARF*
LovelyJester: Always with their mad quests.....
Papa Tymisonn: ...
Papa Tymisonn: *snicker*
Der DWSage: >.>
Der DWSage: The moral of this, don't fuck with bards.
PsychoQuadDuck: IM: Ummm...... ouch.
Der DWSage: We'll find ways to screw with you that you've never even dreamed of.
Der DWSage: Oh gods...bastard.
Papa Tymisonn: Thought you didn't BELIEVE in the gods...
Der DWSage: ^_^ *Pleased with himself*
Papa Tymisonn: Sheesh. Have a standard and STICK to it...
Der DWSage: Not in a specific, no...
Papa Tymisonn: :P
Der DWSage: <_< >_>
Der DWSage: So how much farther to this post?
Papa Tymisonn: Not much.
Papa Tymisonn: IM: I wonder if Donal's on tonight...
Papa Tymisonn: IM: ... ...
Papa Tymisonn: IM: Damn guard training. e_e
LovelyJester: (GODAMNIT.)
LovelyJester: (Someone is having sex so hard next door it sounds like they are coming through the wall.)
Lithaladhwen: (Wow.)
PsychoQuadDuck: (.......)
Der DWSage: (...Lovely.)
Papa Tymisonn: (So turn up some music. Or pound on their door and tell them to screw somewhere else.)
Der DWSage: (May I suggest a sledge hammer?)
CGNakibe: (Mew?)
Der DWSage: (Show them exactly how thin the walls are?)
LovelyJester: (That's the thing about sharing three sides of a house with others.)
A Rockin SN: (Try sharing four. =( )
LovelyJester: (.....That's the second set of neighbors that have been at it with loudness today. :\ Lust monkies.)
A Rockin SN: (*lives in a maisonette*)
A Rockin SN: (Though we build with actual building material here in Malta, so noise isn't that much of a problem. =D)
Der DWSage: (Hence why it sinks so often.)
Der DWSage: (*Flee*)
Der DWSage: <_< *Walk, walk*
Der DWSage: So you're going to be telling that one to the children?
Papa Tymisonn: Oh yes.
Papa Tymisonn: SHE'LL be telling it alright.
LovelyJester: *giggles*
LovelyJester: Jenna will love it.
Der DWSage: *Nods* And you'll be discreetly sitting in another room, reading something and blocking out all noise?
LovelyJester: n_n Or looking at a skin mag.
LovelyJester: *snickers*
Der DWSage: IM:Mm. What an odd couple.
Der DWSage: IM:Priest, vampire, and an oddly taciturn lizard.
Papa Tymisonn: ... I got rid of all of those, remember?
Papa Tymisonn: Now I ... just... well, let's just say you're all I need. ^_^
Lithaladhwen: (But Jazz bought more! Javid was there!)
LovelyJester: e_e THEN HOW COME, Kodi keeps finding them all over the house.
LovelyJester: Hide them better damnit.
Lithaladhwen: (Jazz! You bought them yourself!)
CGNakibe has left the room.
Der DWSage: >.>
Papa Tymisonn: ... ^^; *says nothing*
Der DWSage: Try hiding them in a dark-colored bottle that says Castor Oil on it. Or something akin to it.
Der DWSage: Well, jar.
Der DWSage: S'what mum did with the money when she didn't want Uncle Albireo to get into it.
Papa Tymisonn: ... Or in a box that says "Freshly starched Pants..."
Der DWSage: Too obvious.
Papa Tymisonn: ... Jazz?
LovelyJester: >_> Pants don't scare Kodi.
LovelyJester: ......And he's the one that likes "Dae's picture books"
Der DWSage: Or perhaps 'Mystery ingredient.' And hide it in the cooking stuff.
Papa Tymisonn: ... ooh.
LovelyJester: 9__9 Then he takes them over to ship.....and good gods, we're educating the neighborhood with story time.
Papa Tymisonn: (... who plays Ship again?)
Der DWSage: ...Or you could try putting them all in one big box. And write 'Pictures of our wedding night' on the box.
LovelyJester: (Amanda.)
Papa Tymisonn: (S'what I thought. Shame.)
LovelyJester: >_> Nah, the cooking one would likely work.
Papa Tymisonn: Indeed. They'd think elder demons were in there.
LovelyJester: *Dirty look at her husband*
Der DWSage: ...
Papa Tymisonn: ...
Der DWSage: IM:Well, no nooky for him tonight.
Papa Tymisonn: So! There's the guard station!
Papa Tymisonn: *they're there!*
Der DWSage: <.< Oh, hey, so it is.
Der DWSage: And not a MOMENT too soon.
LovelyJester: I could bite you before we hand you over.
Der DWSage: o_o Would I go deaf as a result?
Der DWSage: Because, good lord, this is enough to make a man go straight and narrow.
LovelyJester: n_n Go us.
PsychoQuadDuck: (Sorry about being so quiet.... not only was I distracted, I didn't find much where Zukath's likely to respond.)
Papa Tymisonn: (Forgiven.)
Der DWSage: (Indeed.)
Der DWSage: (We can just say Zukath was trying to 'ignore' storytime.)
PsychoQuadDuck: (Also, how long can people stick around? Because after Sage's thing is closer to done I had a semi-plot thing in mind, though I realize I may have to wait.)
A Rockin SN has left the room.
Papa Tymisonn: (We
Der DWSage: (I'l be around.)
Papa Tymisonn: 'll see.)
LovelyJester: (Same here.)
Papa Tymisonn: (... actually, yeah, it's early. I'll be here.)
PsychoQuadDuck: (Okay.)
Der DWSage: *AND THEY ENTER!*
Papa Tymisonn: *opens the door* Right this way guys...
Der DWSage: (>.> <.< So who plays the Guard?)
LovelyJester: *Looks cheerful to have a REASON to be in the guard station....that's legit even!*
PsychoQuadDuck: *Zukath decides to let the thief lift his head.... although keeping the arm that's chicken-winged in that position*
Papa Tymisonn: (... eh. I will.)
Papa Tymisonn: G1: Hello, folks. Got someone for us?
Der DWSage: Yes. For the love of sneaky PETE, yes.
LovelyJester: *Grins* Yeah.
PsychoQuadDuck: (By the way, for those who don't know what I mean when I say an arm is in a 'chicken-winged' position... I basically mean the arm is held bent and so far back that the shoulder's in pain.)
Der DWSage: o_o; Get me away from these people. I don't care how long you put me in jail.
Papa Tymisonn: ... IM: Who the hell's Sneaky Pete? o.O
LovelyJester: This guy was totally mugging this dude here!
LovelyJester: *points to orcbardbishman!*
Der DWSage: *Waves*
PsychoQuadDuck: (....did I just hear a KoL joke?)
Der DWSage: *Points to his neck. There's a slight indent!* This is where he held the knife.
Papa Tymisonn: (You did.)
Der DWSage: (>.> Yes you did.)
Papa Tymisonn: G1: *takes the fella*
Papa Tymisonn: G1: ... roughed him up a bit, didja?
Der DWSage: I'll take a nice, warm jail cell over these nuts...watch the arm, it's tender.
Der DWSage: ^_^ I never even touched him.
Der DWSage: Psychological pain is always so much more fun.
PsychoQuadDuck: *lets go, of course* Well, he- *hints at the orc* - was so sick of the guy that he wanted to have some fun on the way.
Papa Tymisonn: G1: Right, pal. I won't let the "scary mercs" hurt you anymore...
Papa Tymisonn: *the guard begins to take it away* You guys gotta take it easy on the ones without the skills, alright?
Papa Tymisonn: G1: The uppity uppers are starting to get mad...
Der DWSage: *Whimper* Eyes and ears and lips, oh my...
Der DWSage: IM:Hey, if I play this 'crazy' thing long enough, maybe I can get off scott-free. o.o
Der DWSage: Psh. I don't care...he tried to run off with all the money I have.
Papa Tymisonn: *takes him to the back room*
LovelyJester: oooh!
PsychoQuadDuck: *mutters* Only if I were taught self-control... and that's something it'd take years for me to grasp.
LovelyJester: I hope they use monsters of a nefarious purpose in means of torture!
LovelyJester: *claps merrily*
Papa Tymisonn: ... y'know, he's got a point.
Der DWSage: ...Any chance I can get outta Dungeon Block H?
Der DWSage: I had a friend there once, never was the same after.
Papa Tymisonn: I've heard a lot of grumbling about mercs and overkill...
Papa Tymisonn: G1: We'll see, pal. We'll see.
Der DWSage: o_o He started wearing dresses...and...oh pete, it's too painful to talk about.
Papa Tymisonn: *CASTS him into the holding cell!*
Der DWSage: *Sniff* Poor Omar.
Der DWSage: *CASTED*
Der DWSage: >_> What about Mercenaries and overkill?
LovelyJester: Mmm. So nice to do a good honest days work.
LovelyJester: I feel warm and fuzzy.
Der DWSage: I mean, the worst you did was stab him after he tried to run away.
Der DWSage: And use me as an Orcish shield.
Der DWSage: And even that, you healed.
Der DWSage: I'd like to take credit for the most psychological damage, and that was payback.
Papa Tymisonn: Still. Stabbing someone doesn't get looked on nicely.
Papa Tymisonn: ... at least, not anymore.
Der DWSage: Ah, but he was resisting arrest after attempted assault on a civilian, and then the two of you.
Der DWSage: Orcish projectiles still count as assault, right?
Papa Tymisonn: *shrug* Can't remember...
Der DWSage: >.> I mean, he threw me at you while you were charging up a spell.
PsychoQuadDuck: I don't know if a distraction actually counts as assault. Maybe something else but probably not assault.
LovelyJester: n_n He's locked up.
LovelyJester: You got cash, and ain't dead.
LovelyJester: Let's not argue the point.
LovelyJester: IM: Besides I'm the one that stabbed him up good. So let's just remember that.
Der DWSage: *Nod* Agreed.
LovelyJester: Good freaking deal.
LovelyJester: *Stretches*
Papa Tymisonn: ... who's up for some after-dinner snacks at our place?
LovelyJester: IM: Urge to set some explosives here growing.....Old habits they die hard.
PsychoQuadDuck: Sorry, but I've got other things I need to do.
PsychoQuadDuck: IM: Like try to help that other priest with his weird dream.... why was I assigned something I have NO CLUE ABOUT??
Papa Tymisonn: ... alright. Bill?
PsychoQuadDuck: *assuming no one else asks him anything, Zukath will take his leave*
Der DWSage: o.o I suppose so...
PsychoQuadDuck: (Just have to find the right moment....)
Der DWSage: Well, wait. Who's cooking?
Papa Tymisonn: I'm getting sushi.
Der DWSage: Ooh, sushi.
Der DWSage: I can only hope it's as good as mum's.
LovelyJester: *pouts*
LovelyJester: I made stew.
Papa Tymisonn: ...
Papa Tymisonn: You put in rats.
Papa Tymisonn: LIVE rats.
Der DWSage: >_>
Der DWSage: ...That's what you do with lobster.
Der DWSage: Rats aren't bad, but you have to know how to cook them first.
Der DWSage: Part of that involves skinning them.
PsychoQuadDuck: (Leave it to a guy from NEKONIA to know how to cook rats.)
LovelyJester: ....I thought it needed to be fresh....
LovelyJester: .....Wiggling is fresh.
Der DWSage: ...
Der DWSage: Wiggling is too fresh.
Der DWSage: Look, you skin it first.
Der DWSage: Cut off the head and tail.
PsychoQuadDuck: (...wait, I get it. We're reckoning with pestilence here. No wonder you skin it.)
Papa Tymisonn: ... NO.
Papa Tymisonn: Stop NOW.
Papa Tymisonn: We are not feeding our children, or ME, RATS1
Papa Tymisonn: !
Papa Tymisonn: EVER!
Der DWSage: Make sure you take out the liver and pancreas, because Ishtar alone knows how much disease you get from tha...well, alright, but you're missing out on a good meal.
LovelyJester: *Sigh* Details details.
LovelyJester: Lobster BUG goes in pot.
LovelyJester: Yum yum.
Papa Tymisonn: ... sushi.
LovelyJester: Rat goes in pot, Bleeeeeh.
LovelyJester: And that's raw fish!
LovelyJester: You said nothing raw in the house!
Der DWSage: <_<
Papa Tymisonn: Sushi's the exception. I SAID that!
Der DWSage: And of course, there's all sorts of interesting things to do with seaweed...
Der DWSage: (Speaking of which, seaweed flavored potato chips. Yum.)
LovelyJester: .....Seaweed eh?
LovelyJester: And you say what I put in the pot is bad?
LovelyJester: *shakes her head, making her short messy hair flop about*
Der DWSage: Different cultures, different taste.
Papa Tymisonn: ... >.<
Der DWSage: During my...brief stay in GwaAGH, I ate a lot of raw meat.
Der DWSage: Though it was good raw meat.
Papa Tymisonn: IM: Oh dearest lady, save me from my wife's TERRIBLE cooking. So let it be.
Papa Tymisonn: *aaaaaaaand repeat!*
LovelyJester: I can hear that.
Der DWSage: Very nicely spiced.
LovelyJester: e.e
Papa Tymisonn: ... you two go ahead.
Der DWSage: >_> Perhaps I could cook for you sometime.
Papa Tymisonn: I will get sushi.
Der DWSage: Teach you a few Nekonian dishes.
PsychoQuadDuck: (Just waiting for that right moment......)
Der DWSage: *Shrug* Alright then.
Der DWSage: *And he leads the way out the door!*
LovelyJester: >_> I can't eat it.
LovelyJester: *bounces after*
Papa Tymisonn: I'll get you some me later, hon.
LovelyJester: I don't do solids well.
Papa Tymisonn: After our guest elaves.
LovelyJester: Okay!
Papa Tymisonn: *leaves
PsychoQuadDuck: (Alright, I think my cue's about to arrive.)
LovelyJester: *gestures to a road* Thisssss way!
Papa Tymisonn: *heads the way to the sushi place* See you guys there!
Der DWSage: Hm...
Der DWSage: *Waves back to the priestly-type man!*
Der DWSage: Mmm...
Der DWSage: o.o What if it was still bloody?
Der DWSage: I'm sure there's something I can do with marrow...
PsychoQuadDuck: *not long after Jazz and Dae are out of earshot of each other....*
LovelyJester: <_< If it isn't liquid......
LovelyJester: I honestly can't do it.
LovelyJester: Downside, but other than that, it's dandy.
LovelyJester: o.o I could make a pun about a drinking problem.
LovelyJester: But I'm a good person. Generallly at any rate.
Der DWSage: (BRB)
PsychoQuadDuck: (I'll start my bit once Sage returns.)
LovelyJester: (o.o I have a one track mind. BELLYDANCEBELLYDANCEBELLYDANCE! EEE! DANCE DANCE!)
Papa Tymisonn: (... *gets a magazine as this could take a while*)
LovelyJester: (bellllllllydance. >_> I wanna go dancing.)
Papa Tymisonn: (In 3 weeks, dear. Now go back to being nuts over bellydancing.)
LovelyJester: (T_T But.....I need stuff. Ansuya needs me to buy more videos. I need new veils and things to stick on my boobs.)
Papa Tymisonn: (I know, I know. But until suc- wait, on your BOOBS?)
Papa Tymisonn: (*opens his wallet*)
LovelyJester: (n_n My life rocks.)
LovelyJester: (I also just found a spanish/arabic bellydance mix of I will survive. That's awesome, but I'm not sure in what ways.)
Lithaladhwen: (We're watching the Family Guy movie. I may come in and play if you guys are still going in a while. Don't know yet. I will log, though. I feel like I should at least help somehow.)
Papa Tymisonn: (... that's my favourite disco song. ^_^)
Papa Tymisonn: (You don't like Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story?)
LovelyJester: (:P So money bags, get it for me.)
Lithaladhwen: (And what's the matter with It's Raining Men?)
Lithaladhwen: (I do, but I like RP better.)
Lithaladhwen: (So don't complain you hobag.)
LovelyJester: Be amused.
Papa Tymisonn: (I don't want men to rain.)
LovelyJester: (I do. that'd be nifty. Splat splat. Testosterone everywhere.)
Lithaladhwen: (Where are you guys right now, anyway?)
Lithaladhwen: (I'm gonna go out. Gonna let myself get...absolutely soaking wet!)
Papa Tymisonn: (... O... kay...)
Lithaladhwen: (It's raining men. Hallelujah, it's raining men.)
Lithaladhwen: (Amen.)
Papa Tymisonn: (And we're just exiting a guard station. Dae is off to a sushi place, and they're going back to the Tymisonn residence.)
PsychoQuadDuck: (Man, how long does Sage need to take with this?)
Papa Tymisonn: (Jazz and Zukath, that is.)
Papa Tymisonn: (And Div's about to do "something".)
PsychoQuadDuck: (Zukath left already. Bill - who's Sage's character - was the one that left with Jazz.)
Papa Tymisonn: (... I'm a dope.)
Lithaladhwen: (Also, someone else may need to log this, as my computer wants to restart for some updates, and I think it may eventually do it without my permission.)
Der DWSage: (Hokay. Sorry, back.)
Lithaladhwen: (Thus causing me to not log things. I will upload, though. 'Cuz I have to be good for something to the world at large.)
Der DWSage: (Mum cleverly distracted me with chores.)
PsychoQuadDuck: (Okay.)
Papa Tymisonn: (Righteo, Lith.)
LovelyJester: (Want so many CDS. Birthday must come around. Want CDS. VIDEOS. JINGLIES.)
Papa Tymisonn: *to sushi shop he goes!*
Der DWSage: *And off he goes with miss vampire!*
PsychoQuadDuck: *Jazz and Bill suddenly hear quite a large amount of screaming... most of it panicked yells for people to get out of the way, others just screaming for help... and it's not too far off*
Der DWSage: >.> Marrow has plenty of jui-well, crap.
LovelyJester: ........What a fucking night.
Der DWSage: *Looks for source!* So, uh, think you can handle this?
LovelyJester: ......*takes off towards the yelling* Oh likely!
LovelyJester: But sure to be fun either way!
Papa Tymisonn: *out of earshot of the screams!*
Papa Tymisonn: *orderrrrrrrrs sushi! Ham, lobster, crab, even trout and cod!*
Der DWSage: *Follows, at a safer pace8
Der DWSage: **
Papa Tymisonn: *and SPRING ROLLS! And LOTS of wasabi! ^____________^*
PsychoQuadDuck: *the first thing Jazz and Bill see that gives a clue as to what happened is a bunch of strewn branches in the street*
LovelyJester: OH NO! A HEDGING!
Der DWSage: >_>
PsychoQuadDuck: *the next thing they see is a red dragon, about the height of a horse but a meter longer, with a tail about a meter and a half long. It's got a chain around it's neck, and.....*
Der DWSage: o_o
Der DWSage: Right. Like HELL I'm going in there.
PsychoQuadDuck: *....said chain ties to a tree that looks like it was uprooted and stripped of a lot of branches. Said dragon, thankfully, is sleeping, but he's got his arms around something*
Der DWSage: >_>
Der DWSage: On the other hand...
LovelyJester: e_e oh you gotta be jestin'.
PsychoQuadDuck: (Lemme sum it up for those who are confused by the last statement. He headed down a street - the mere sight provoking shrieks - to find a better spot to sleep than where he was.)
Der DWSage: <_<
Der DWSage: >_>
Lithaladhwen: (Okay. SO.)
Der DWSage: *Pulls out his flute!* Hey, maybe I should handle this.
Lithaladhwen: (HAY GUYZ. WHAT'S GOING ON IN THIS RP?)
Der DWSage: (Div summed it up nicely.)
Lithaladhwen: (I want to roleplaying game.)
Der DWSage: (You know very well who I am.)
PsychoQuadDuck: (Feel free to jump in, actually.)
Papa Tymisonn: (You can come bug Dae, as I slightly conveniently missed the action!)
Der DWSage: >_>
Der DWSage: *What the HELL does the dragon have its arms around, anyway?*
Lithaladhwen: (I haven't been watching, and I fear that backlogging will take a while.)
PsychoQuadDuck: *upon closer inspection.... what the dragon has in his arms is a human who can't possibly be more than eight years old. Strangely, there's no chew marks or any sign the dragon brought the child harm*
Der DWSage: (Backlogging isn't really that necessary.)
Lithaladhwen: (Where are people?)
Der DWSage: (Street.)
Der DWSage: ...
Lithaladhwen: (And who are people? Which street?)
Lithaladhwen: (Time of day?)
Der DWSage: (Evening, and I'd say one near the park. >.>0
Der DWSage: So. Miss Tymisson.
Der DWSage: Think you can get the child out while I keep the dragon asleep?
LovelyJester: .....It ain't hurt.
Papa Tymisonn: *goes home*
PsychoQuadDuck: (Yes, a street near the park makes the most sense. Where else in the city would you tie a dragon to a tree?)
Der DWSage: >_> Still, he might give us information on how to...I don't know...get it out of a busy street?
LovelyJester: (is the child awake?)
Papa Tymisonn: .... ...
Papa Tymisonn: T: Dear? How did I beat you home?
PsychoQuadDuck: *the child is awake, yes, but it's not saying much. Frozen in fear, perhaps?*
Der DWSage: *Begins playing a nice lullaby on his flute! One he's known for years. Good and soothing and whatnot*
LovelyJester: T: There's a dragon blocking the road. It has a child....yeah.
Lithaladhwen: (Okay. I'm in. Anybody have a request?)
Der DWSage: (Nope!)
PsychoQuadDuck: *the dragon does get somewhat sleepier from the song... but as part of that, it draws the child in closer. It's like the dragon mistook the child for a stuffed animal or something*
Der DWSage: IM:Fuck.
Lithaladhwen: (I just did art of Holly, so I'm tempted to play her.)
Der DWSage: (Bill would appreciate that.)
Der DWSage: *Keeps playing until miss Vamp gets close. Those bells are too loud, dammit. :{*
Papa Tymisonn: ...
Papa Tymisonn: T: Need me?
LovelyJester: T:........We need....something big.
Lithaladhwen: (Okay.)
Lithaladhwen: ( http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/29029011/ )
Papa Tymisonn: T: So you need me. :P
LovelyJester: T: Don't flatter yourself.
LovelyJester: T:.....Hey.....Bring my stew.
Papa Tymisonn: T: ... that's a damn good idea...
Der DWSage: (...XD)
Papa Tymisonn: *grabs the pot, and heads outside* T: Where exactly are you?
PsychoQuadDuck: *by now that dragon's got a pretty good grip on the child*
LovelyJester: T: *Shows where*
Papa Tymisonn: T: There in a second.
Papa Tymisonn: *... forty eight seconds hence...*
Papa Tymisonn: *he's still not there*
Papa Tymisonn: *takes a good 2 minutes, 33 seconds for his arrival*
Der DWSage: *Slows up on his playing, trying to not make that dragon grip too tightly*
Lithaladhwen: *A blonde girl dressed in a bright red jacket and purple paisley pants is heading down the street after a performance in a bar not far away...when she sees something odd. A man carrying a pot of.... gods only know what.*
Lithaladhwen: *She's only carrying two things, a wooden flute and a blade and razor-wire covered whip. These are both on her belt, so she has her hands free.*
Lithaladhwen: *to Dae* Excuse me. Do you need some help? Where are you headed?
Papa Tymisonn: ... Uh. Dragon trouble. Situation requires awful stew.
Lithaladhwen: *Her voice is high and feminine, just shy of being irritatingly cute.*
Lithaladhwen: *walks alongside so he can keep going* Why awful stew?
PsychoQuadDuck: (I'm basically waiting for Holly and Dae to arrive on the scene.)
Lithaladhwen: ('kay.)
Papa Tymisonn: We'll see. Want to come see what it does?
Lithaladhwen: ^_^ Sure! Maybe I can help.
Papa Tymisonn: *grins* This way!
Papa Tymisonn: *run-itty!*
Lithaladhwen: *speeds up to match him*
Der DWSage: (>.> *Wonders where Alexis went*)
Papa Tymisonn: (pause-itty?)
LovelyJester: (I'm here.)
LovelyJester: (just waiting.)
Papa Tymisonn: *they arrive on the scene!*
Der DWSage: (*Nod, nod* Maestro GM?)
Lithaladhwen: *looks around*
Lithaladhwen: *w* Wow.
PsychoQuadDuck: (Whoops. Just noticed.)
Papa Tymisonn: ... that's a dragon alright.
Der DWSage: *So totally playing his flute. Getting progressively worse at it*
Lithaladhwen: *whips out her own flute and holds it up as if to ask if it's okay*
Lithaladhwen: IM: Maybe he needs help. At least I'll be able to do something.
Der DWSage: *Headshake!*
Lithaladhwen: *nods*
PsychoQuadDuck: *that dragon is snoozing, although they should do something about the kid before he suffocates from having the air squeezed out of him*
Der DWSage: *Jerks his head towards the kid, yes*
Lithaladhwen: *bites her lower lip, but isn't quite sure what to do*
Papa Tymisonn: *hands his wife the stew* What do you have planned?
Papa Tymisonn: +*w*
LovelyJester: o.o No clue.
LovelyJester: Just.....
LovelyJester: n_n Gonna...do something.
LovelyJester: *Sets the stew down relatively close to the dragon and takes off the lid*
LovelyJester: *uses her coat to fan the smell towards it*
Der DWSage: *Play, play, fucking play*
Papa Tymisonn: ...
Der DWSage: IM:I was hoping you'd, I dunno, surgically remove it's arms with a laser or something. And then get the kid out.
Papa Tymisonn: IM: Oh dearest lady, let this crazy plan work. So let it be.
Lithaladhwen: *watches the crazy woman*
Lithaladhwen: (Lag check.)
PsychoQuadDuck: *after a while of this, the dragon starts thrashing, putting a dent in a nearby building as it does so. On a good note, this is their chance to get the kid*
Papa Tymisonn: Jazz, GO!
LovelyJester: *DASH!*
Der DWSage: Get the stew, too! *Returns to playing, doing a much better job now*
Papa Tymisonn: *nabs that*
PsychoQuadDuck: *Jazz is actually quite easily able to get the kid and get out of the way in time*
LovelyJester: *plunks the kid at a SAFE range*
LovelyJester: o_o We go now yes?
LovelyJester: or we slay the wee timorous beasty?
Der DWSage: *Play, play, nod to Holly*
Papa Tymisonn: ... well, we don't know that it's EVIL...
Papa Tymisonn: Kid seems to be alright...
Lithaladhwen: IM: That man is right. I think I like him.
Lithaladhwen: IM: The woman is very colorful, and she's with the man. I like her as well, I think.
LovelyJester: .....Let's motor to the house!
LovelyJester: *snatches up the kiddo*
PsychoQuadDuck: *the dragon starts to doze off again... but it feels around, the way a sleeping cartoon character might if something suddenly went missing from beneath them*
LovelyJester: I have no idea what a motor is!
Lithaladhwen: They have them in Enchufa and Valth.
LovelyJester: *represses a bit of an overexcited laugh and takes off running*
Papa Tymisonn: ... *follows suit*
PsychoQuadDuck: *then it snaps awake* Alright, WHERE'S the joker who took the teddy bear?
Lithaladhwen: *watches them go, and looks to Bill to see if she might be more useful here*
Der DWSage: >_>
Lithaladhwen: o_o
Der DWSage: *Stops playing!* You had a kid, not a teddy.
PsychoQuadDuck: Nonsense.
Lithaladhwen: No, I know children when I see them. I was one for a very long time. *nod*
Papa Tymisonn: ... yes. You know. A human (I believe) child?
Der DWSage: >_>
Lithaladhwen: (Wait, are Dae and Jazz still there?)
Der DWSage: I think you were sleeping.
PsychoQuadDuck: ...wait a minute, is THAT why it was so damn heavy for its size?
Der DWSage: Good chance of it.
Lithaladhwen: Maybe. *sincere nod again*
Papa Tymisonn: (... I dunno. Lex?)
LovelyJester: Yes.
LovelyJester: Look.
LovelyJester: Child.
LovelyJester: *holds the child up*
PsychoQuadDuck: Goddamn. Sleepiness does more than I thought. *notices the chain around his neck* And where the hell did Jared tie me up THIS time?
LovelyJester: And terrified.
Lithaladhwen: (Apparently they're there.)
Der DWSage: ...
Der DWSage: Y'know, this is just a thought.
Der DWSage: Completely out of the blue.
Der DWSage: Perhaps, just perhaps...
Der DWSage: You sleepwalk?
Lithaladhwen: No, I think that's right smack dab in the middle of the blue. Perfectly valid guess.
Lithaladhwen: (Lag check.)
PsychoQuadDuck: ....no. Let me explain.
Lithaladhwen: (26 seconds.)
PsychoQuadDuck: This 'Jared' and I share a body. I can't be kept in all the time or else he goes insane.
Lithaladhwen: (If I spontaneously exit chat, someone invite me when I come back?)
Der DWSage: (Sure.)
Der DWSage: >_>
LovelyJester: *Shakes her head*
PsychoQuadDuck: Apparently I trashed his house once, and that's why he started chaining me outside.
Der DWSage: I think he needs a heavier post.
Lithaladhwen: ...IM: That's mean.
LovelyJester: ....Well....Mind....sleeping elsewhere where you dont' scare folk and squish children.
PsychoQuadDuck: Meaning he chains himself before letting me take control.
Lithaladhwen has left the room.
PsychoQuadDuck: ....scare folk? Dammit, quit with the nonsense.
Der DWSage: Uh...
Der DWSage: Look around. Notice anything missing?
Der DWSage: Like, say, people?
Der DWSage: This is a fairly busy street.
LovelyJester: >_> Everyone went off screaming.
LovelyJester: Caused a right panic.
PsychoQuadDuck: .....their fault for not realizing I just needed a place to sleep.
Der DWSage: And the kid you were holding?
Der DWSage: IM:What kind of dragons sleeps with a teddy bear anyway? I swear...
PsychoQuadDuck: I dunno, I felt something walk up and try to poke me, and I thought it was a teddy bear.
Der DWSage: ...
Der DWSage: *Blink, blink*
Der DWSage: Let's try this again.
Der DWSage: Something walks up. And pokes you.
Der DWSage: This implies movement on their part.
Der DWSage: This is not common teddy bear behavior.
PsychoQuadDuck: Look, teddy bears have done this before.
Der DWSage: Not unless someone is making voodoo teddy bears that I haven't heard of.
PsychoQuadDuck: I've had them walk up and get my attention before, so don't try making that one up.
LovelyJester: .......You must smoke the pipeweed.
LovelyJester: Teddy bears are ...STUFFED TOYS.
LovelyJester: Not living breathing creatures.
Der DWSage: >_>
LovelyJester: This is a breathing creature.
Der DWSage: Unless you're talking about Moogles.
LovelyJester: Those breath.
Der DWSage: *Sigh*
Der DWSage: <_< *Looks to see if kid is still about*
PsychoQuadDuck: ...I had to test someone's golem-making process once. They made animated teddy bears during that time. I'd KNOW.
PsychoQuadDuck: *the kid has probably run off in fear of the dragon by now*
LovelyJester: >_> That is RARE.
LovelyJester: ...on a normal street, there are likely no bear golems.
LovelyJester: Bring your own bear. Do not snag one you know is not a bear.
LovelyJester: *Gettin' sassy!*
Der DWSage: >_>
LovelyJester: IM: Godsdamned dense dragon.
Der DWSage: *Hand + Forehead* Oi gavoldt.
Der DWSage: You need a keeper, dragon.
Lithaladhwen has left the room.
Papa Tymisonn: Are we done? I don't think this fella's a threat, and the sushi's probably starting to turn...
PsychoQuadDuck: ....look, nevermind about the bear, just do something about- ....hold on a minute, something's not right.
Mekta satak kai has entered the room.
Der DWSage: The fact that your post is uprooted, and you're in the middle of the street with the remains?
Der DWSage: *Point!*
Mekta satak kai: (I'm here.)
PsychoQuadDuck: *for a moment he shakes a bit.... and then he starts shrinking and mutating. Once that's done, he's become a red nekojin, wearing a vest, long pants, and a teal bracer*
Mekta satak kai: (Someone update me.)
PsychoQuadDuck: *said nekojin being quite dazed*
Papa Tymisonn: ... oh brother...
Der DWSage: o_o
Der DWSage: Doma just keeps getting weirder.
LovelyJester: >_> That's it.
LovelyJester: Weirdness factor overloaded.
LovelyJester: Daenj'r. I'm going home. I am feeding and putting the children to bed.
LovelyJester: *starts walking off* Then I need hot sex.
Mekta satak kai: ...*head tilt*
LovelyJester: (And lex is tired. reallllllllll tired.)
Mekta satak kai: (Night Lex.)
Papa Tymisonn: *follows* Sorry, Bill. The wife is tired. Raincheck on that sushi, alright?
LovelyJester: (crazy dog and thinking 4am is a good time to wake up and howl.)
LovelyJester: (nighto.)
LovelyJester has left the room.
PsychoQuadDuck: *finally the nekojin comes to, managing to stand up* Whoa... I.... *notices the uprooted tree* What the hell?
Der DWSage: *Nod*
Der DWSage: >_>
Der DWSage: So, you share a body with a dragon.
Mekta satak kai: Wow. We're lucky Xevan isn't here. I love him, but I don't think this would have gone well.
PsychoQuadDuck: I swore I tied up before letting Rooks take over.
Der DWSage: You did.
Der DWSage: *Point* You didn't get anything heavy enough.
Papa Tymisonn: ... eh. *walks away, for sushi, child de-wakening, and SEX*
Mekta satak kai: (Fuck. Damn lag. Dae and Jazz were, like...the reason I wanted to play.)
PsychoQuadDuck: .....okay, I am REALLY not sure I can stay in the city at night any longer.
Der DWSage: Good idea.
Mekta satak kai: *sighs and sits on the ground*
Der DWSage: That would certainly lower the chances of children getting the wits scared out of them.
PsychoQuadDuck: Children? Scared? *shuddering*
Der DWSage: Your dragon body mistook one for a teddy bear.
Der DWSage: Thanks to miss Tymisson's bad cooking we were able to get it away, but still...
PsychoQuadDuck: .....I can't believe it. I've actually become a public threat.
Der DWSage: >_> So start sleeping outside the city walls.
Der DWSage: He seems harmless. A little addled, but harmless.
PsychoQuadDuck: ...do you KNOW what crazy people roam the countryside at night?
Mekta satak kai: (Dragons with human teddy bears?)
PsychoQuadDuck: And I was sleeping out here because the rest of the group wasn't finished with my part of the cavern they took over.
Der DWSage: <_<
PsychoQuadDuck: They needed to build a cage so Rooks could sleep in it.
Der DWSage: I've stayed out plenty of nights.
Mekta satak kai: I've stayed out there. It's okay, I swear.
Der DWSage: And I'm a wuss.
Mekta satak kai: *is a young teenaged girl* Seriously, you'll be all right.
Papa Tymisonn: *a blue haired fella at least one person will know is passing by*
Mekta satak kai: *looks up*
Mekta satak kai: IM: Cardinal!
Der DWSage: >_>
Mekta satak kai: *vigorous wave*
Der DWSage: Hallo there.
Papa Tymisonn: ... *spotted* Oh, Holly... hi!
Mekta satak kai: ^_^ Hi! How have you been? How's Farida?
PsychoQuadDuck: *is still shaking nervously*
Papa Tymisonn: She's... great. Things are progressing along nicely...
Der DWSage: <_<
Der DWSage: *Sigh*
Der DWSage: Or you could start chaining yourself to buildings.
Mekta satak kai: Really? That's great!
Der DWSage: Those are harder to uproot than trees.
Mekta satak kai: *stands to talk to him since she's too damn short anyway*
Papa Tymisonn: Yup. A few more months yet...
PsychoQuadDuck: Who'd cooperate, though?
Mekta satak kai: ...*jaw drop*
Mekta satak kai: A few more months until what?
Papa Tymisonn: ... you ... didn't hear?
Mekta satak kai: ...No! How did I not hear that?
Der DWSage: Well, how heavy's your house?
Mekta satak kai: Are you having a baby?
Papa Tymisonn: ... ^_^
Der DWSage: *Shrug* The Guard might help.
Der DWSage: >_> Congratulations, by the by.
Mekta satak kai: *squeals and throws her arms around him*
PsychoQuadDuck: ....look, I'm going to need some time to ponder this shock. I'll catch up with you people later.
PsychoQuadDuck: (Unfortunately I have to go, as my roommate's asleep.)
Papa Tymisonn: Heh... Thankyou...
Mekta satak kai: (Night.)
Papa Tymisonn: (Night.)
Der DWSage: (G'night.)
PsychoQuadDuck: *goes on his way*
Der DWSage: Try the Guard, then.
Mekta satak kai: Wow. I haven't seen you in forever. I was wondering what you'd been up to! ^_^
Papa Tymisonn: ... well, it's... a bit obvious... *blush*
Mekta satak kai: *giggles* I didn't mean that!
PsychoQuadDuck has left the room.
Mekta satak kai: *mirror blush*
Der DWSage: >_>
Der DWSage: IM:Save me from the adult-sized children.
Mekta satak kai: (Nothing can save you from them. You may expect Holly, but Cardinal?)
Mekta satak kai: (Well, no one expects the Spanish Inquisitor.)
Papa Tymisonn: (... Ashley makes me chuckle. ^_^)
Der DWSage: (Especially on Gaera.)
Mekta satak kai: (Indeed.)
Der DWSage: *Cleaning off his flute with a blue cloth*
Mekta satak kai: *to Bill* Sorry I couldn't be more help. I wasn't quite sure what to do.
Papa Tymisonn: Help? What went on?
Der DWSage: Little trouble with a dragon.
Der DWSage: *Points to the tree* Apparently, it was sleep-walking.
Der DWSage: And mistook a kid for a teddy bear.
Papa Tymisonn: ... yarg...
Der DWSage: Yeah.
Papa Tymisonn: Everyone's OK, then?
Der DWSage: Yeah, the kid ran off a bit ago. Saved thanks to Awful Rat Stew.
Papa Tymisonn: ... awful rat stew?
Mekta satak kai: I didn't catch most of it. I just walked here with the one man...what was his name?
Der DWSage: Awful Rat Stew.
Der DWSage: >_> Daenj'r, I think.
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Papa Tymisonn: ... Oh... husband of Jazz...
Mekta satak kai: (Heh.)
Papa Tymisonn: No more explanation needed.
Mekta satak kai: Oh. Right. I know that name.
Der DWSage: *Extends hand to Cardinal* Bill, by the by. Nekonian Bard.
Mekta satak kai: She seemed nice. She was pretty.
Mekta satak kai: Didn't get to talk to her much, but her ideas were interesting.
Papa Tymisonn: *shake* Cardinal.
Mekta satak kai: Oh! Sorry. My name is Holly. ^_^
Der DWSage: <_< She's also vaguely...scary.
Der DWSage: But nice, for a Vampire.
Mekta satak kai: Vampires can be nice too.
Papa Tymisonn: They can also terrorize the Guard in their barracks with firecrackers...
Mekta satak kai: *giggle* Well, I guess.
Der DWSage: Hm.
Der DWSage: I think she's also the only one I know who ever liked one of Mad Miss Mab's stories.
Mekta satak kai: What do you mean?
Der DWSage: ...
Der DWSage: It's a very graphic story that shouldn't be told in polite company.
Mekta satak kai: Oh. Well, all stories are good, even if they aren't my favorite types. It's good that someone likes them.
Der DWSage: Mm. Perhaps.
Der DWSage: o_o Though I disagree when the story manages to keep you up for a week the first time you hear ti.
Der DWSage: it*
Papa Tymisonn: ... then don't tell it.
Mekta satak kai: As long as someone likes it. I maintain. All stories are good. If I wouldn't like it maybe I don't need to hear it. But I'm glad Miss Jazz likes it.
Mekta satak kai: *as if reciting* All stories are good, all roads are long, and all general statements are false. ^_^
Papa Tymisonn: ... heh.
Der DWSage: *Snicker*
Der DWSage: Never heard that one.
Mekta satak kai: That was my dad's. Hard to tell where he picks things up.
Der DWSage: *Looks like he's thinking about something!*
Mekta satak kai: Speaking of which.... I think he's probably in Inustan about now. I should check. Maybe in a few days.
Mekta satak kai: *shrug*
Mekta satak kai: What's on your mind, Bill?
Der DWSage: ...o.o Perhaps I'll go with you, if you don't mind a travelling partner.
Mekta satak kai: I always have a travelling partner. I travel with my best friend, Xevan.
Der DWSage: Ah.
Mekta satak kai: I'm not sure if I'll go to Inustan. I think I should just look around for a letter. He probably left one somewhere in... yeah. I never know. ^_^
Mekta satak kai: We like to surprise each other.
Papa Tymisonn: Some surprise...
Mekta satak kai: What do you mean?
Der DWSage: ...Sounds like a game of hide and seek on a grand scale.
Mekta satak kai: Hm. Kind of. Did you ever play that game when you were little where you leave a note where someone will find it, and the note is a clue to where the next note will be? At the end of the line of clues is some little treat or other.
Mekta satak kai: We did that a lot, so it's kind of a tradition.
Der DWSage: *Nods*
Papa Tymisonn: Sounds... fun. If you have the time...
Mekta satak kai: Oh, well I know you're busy. ^_^ How's Farida?
Mekta satak kai: Is she feeling all right? Some women have trouble.
Der DWSage: >_> *Plot, plot, think*
Papa Tymisonn: Oh, she's progressing just fine. No complications so far.
Mekta satak kai: *nod* Good. Tell her I said hi?
Papa Tymisonn: Oh, I will, don't worry.
Der DWSage: <_< Hm. Just be careful to do everything she asks for.
Der DWSage: Even if it involves pickles and seaweed.
Mekta satak kai: I've heard of some strange things, but they're always important. I bet Cardinal takes good care of her. *smile*
Papa Tymisonn: ... that's no different from before she was with child. *said with a smirk*
Mekta satak kai: *giggles*
Mekta satak kai: You two are so cute.
Der DWSage: *Nod*
Mekta satak kai: (What's really bizarre is that Farida and Holly are the same age.)
Papa Tymisonn: Thank you.
Papa Tymisonn: (And Card's a creepy old man, yes.)
Der DWSage: IM:I wonder if there are any good sushi bars open this time of night...
Mekta satak kai: (Shakti: No he's Catholic. That's enough.)
Der DWSage: IM:Wish I'd figured out which one Daenj'r went to.
Mekta satak kai: (Dae went home to have sex.)
Mekta satak kai: (Wacky undead sex.)
Papa Tymisonn: (HOTT sex.)
Papa Tymisonn: (With an extra T.)
Der DWSage: (And possibly extra blood.)
Papa Tymisonn: (Oh, Jazz will be drinking her fill tonight.)
Mekta satak kai: (Heh.)
Mekta satak kai: (Once again.... Tassi's friends.)
Der DWSage: (Bill:>.> Hey, I'm not insane OR possessed! Does this break the trend, Holly?)
Mekta satak kai: *sighs* I don't feel like going home, but I told Xevan I'd only be gone for a couple of hours.
Mekta satak kai: *to Cardinal* Give me something to do. I'm bored. ^_^
Der DWSage: <_<
Mekta satak kai: We should go eat or something.
Mekta satak kai: (No, those are Tassi's friends. It's part of her divine mission to kill undead, but somehow she ended up friends with Jazz.)
Der DWSage: Eating's always good. I know a nice Inustani place if you don't mind a third.
Papa Tymisonn: ... hmmmm...
Mekta satak kai: Oh, that sound lovely.
Mekta satak kai: Cardinal? Want to come?
Papa Tymisonn: ... erm... thinking...
Papa Tymisonn: What time is it?
Mekta satak kai: I don't know. I just got done performing.... Eight? Seven?
Der DWSage: ...About 8, I think.
Mekta satak kai: Ah, there. He knows.
Mekta satak kai: (Now the buzz hits. Being buzzed and playing the shoujo bard! Whoo!)
Papa Tymisonn: ... eight? ... Farida won't mind that too much.
Mekta satak kai: As long as she'd be okay with it. I don't want to get you in trouble.
Mekta satak kai: I know how Xevan worries, and I can't imagine what it would be like to be married. Must be different.
Papa Tymisonn: ... just a moment.
Der DWSage: <_< Hm. Well, it's a ten minute walk...but it's hardly ever tha tbusy.
Papa Tymisonn: Just let me let her know... *closes his eyes*
Mekta satak kai: *nods*
Der DWSage: *Hums a little ditty*
Papa Tymisonn: ... *looks to be wincing a bit*
Papa Tymisonn: ...
Papa Tymisonn: ...
Mekta satak kai: No?
Papa Tymisonn: Alright, done. Let's go.
Mekta satak kai: You sure?
Papa Tymisonn: *nods*
Papa Tymisonn: I'm FAIRLY sure she's not going to leave me.
Der DWSage: That's always good.
Mekta satak kai: ...Cardinal. Are you sure?
Papa Tymisonn: YES. Now, let us go....
Der DWSage: *And what-ho! The Orc leads the way to high adventure! Glory! Prizes! And possibly a burrito*
Papa Tymisonn: ... and ... let's be sure they have take-out.
Der DWSage: *Nod* Something like it.
Mekta satak kai: Okay!
Mekta satak kai: We should get her something.
Mekta satak kai: Ask her if she wants anything.
Papa Tymisonn: .... that's... kind of required.
Papa Tymisonn: She wants... chicken.
Mekta satak kai: ^_^
Papa Tymisonn: And chocolate, if I understood that right. <.<
Der DWSage: *Walk, walk, walk* Well, Momma does a great bean...ah.
Der DWSage: ...Together, or seperate?
Der DWSage: Because she also does nice fried chocolate cream.
Papa Tymisonn: ... It won't matter.
Papa Tymisonn: Once we get both in the same place, both will disappear.
Der DWSage: *Nod* In that case, I know just what you should get her.
Der DWSage: *Walka, walka...and they arrive!*
Mekta satak kai: (You guys mind if I do something really minor?)
Der DWSage: (Such as?)
Mekta satak kai: (Nothing plotty. Just ...eh. What the hell. Why not.)
Mekta satak kai: (I'll get it in a moment.)
Papa Tymisonn: ... *reads the sign*
Der DWSage: *It's a really small place...if the three of them stood side by side, they'd be as wide as the building. Fortunately, it's quite a bit deeper, and two stories*
Der DWSage: Sign:Momma's Diner *Repeated in Inustani*
Papa Tymisonn: ... this should prove... interesting. *a bit reserved*
Besyanteo has entered the room.
Der DWSage: ^_^ Oh, it'll be fine.
Mekta satak kai: *links her arm in Cardinal's* Oh, come on. We can go eat someplace fun. That is if you aren't too married. *giggle*
Der DWSage: Momma and Kito are great people.
Der DWSage: ...And excellent chefs. C'mon.
Der DWSage: *Enter!*
Papa Tymisonn: ... well, I AM, but... can't still have a bit of enjoyment...
Papa Tymisonn: *enterrrrrrrr!*
Der DWSage: *And...they find that it's just as small as they think. With a VERY wide Inustani woman waiting for them just inside the entrance, who smiles as she sees Bill*
Mekta satak kai: *Standing at the front of the eating area and performing is a young-looking elf (but then, when aren't they?) juggling several odd objects like beer steins and flatware*
Papa Tymisonn: o.O Wow... impressive.
Mekta satak kai: *gasps and releases Cardinal, covering her mouth with her hands*
Papa Tymisonn: *there's just... something about jugglers he likes*
Mekta satak kai: *looks like she's about to just EXPLODE with glee*
Mekta satak kai: *takes a glance down to the floor and a huge grin spreads across his face*
Der DWSage: *And she quickly gives him one of those embarassing-type hugs, though he doesn't exactly fight back* -Ah, you return again, eh? Couldn't resist Momma's cooking for long! You need some meat on those bones! Who're your friends?-
Mekta satak kai: *He sweeps aside some sandy blonde hair and finishes his routine with a flourish, taking a nice extravagant bow before he steps off the stage*
Mekta satak kai: *can't help it anymore*
Der DWSage: -Holly and Cardinal. Be nice...one's married and the other has a 'companion.' Who's the Elf?-
Mekta satak kai: He's...He...DAD! *GLOMP*
Mekta satak kai: *is glomped*
Papa Tymisonn: ...
Papa Tymisonn: Wow...
Der DWSage: -...I think she can explain it best.-
Papa Tymisonn: (Like a scene out of Sin City...)
Mekta satak kai: *He laughs and sets her down* Holly! I'd heard you were in Doma but I didn't think I'd run into you so soon!
Mekta satak kai: (No. Not even a little bit. Ew.)
Mekta satak kai: ^_^ You cut your hair! You look beautiful.
Der DWSage: ^_^ *HEAVY Inustan accent* So sweet! All of you, dinner is on me!
Papa Tymisonn: (Oh, HARTIGAN, I wrote to you every day! ^_^,)
Mekta satak kai: Thank you!
Papa Tymisonn: ... huh.
Mekta satak kai: (Oh, shut up. That's weird and weird.)
Mekta satak kai: Oh! ^_^ Sorry.
Der DWSage: (*Italicizes Momma, so as to not get her confused with Cardinal*)
Mekta satak kai: Cardinal, Bill, this is my father, Isaac.
Mekta satak kai: *bows*
Der DWSage: I know what Bill here wants...whoo. Never thought I'd meet someone who could take the food like us natives.
Papa Tymisonn: *nods, extends a hand* Nice to meet you, sir!
Mekta satak kai: *vigorous handshake* Great to meet you as well! And none of this sir. Call me Isaac.
Der DWSage: *Vague grin!* So I guess you won't have to make a trip to Inustan after all, hm?
Mekta satak kai: ^_^ Nope!
Mekta satak kai: Wanted to surprise you. And I wanted to meet this Xevan of yours.
Papa Tymisonn: ^_^
Der DWSage: Pity. I could've shown you around a bit.
Mekta satak kai: He's not my Xevan. You know that. He's.... he's Xevan! Why do you always tease me about that?
Der DWSage: >.>
Der DWSage: Parents ALWAYS tease their children with that.
Mekta satak kai: *hair tousle* Because you're my little girl and I'm glad you made yourself a friend. I know he's "just Xevan." ^_^
Mekta satak kai: *sighs* Did I tell you that Kumo called me Xevan's girlfriend?
Der DWSage: *From the back is a voice!* Momma! No offering free meals!
Der DWSage: It's a nice gesture, but we can't afford it!
Mekta satak kai: Oops. ^_^ We'd better sit down or we'll get in trouble. What do you say, gents? Dinner on me?
Papa Tymisonn: *nods* Thank you!
Der DWSage: You hush! We're getting by fine enough!
Mekta satak kai: Dad, Cardinal said that he and Farida are having a baby!
Der DWSage: *Squeal!*
Mekta satak kai: Oh? That so, huh?
Der DWSage: *Cardinal = HUGGED*
Papa Tymisonn: o.o
Papa Tymisonn: *HUGGED*
Mekta satak kai: *laughs*
Papa Tymisonn: Thank you... ^_^
Mekta satak kai: ^_^
Mekta satak kai: Cardinal, may I babysit? Please?
Der DWSage: Congratulations! Yet another smiling little life being born!
Papa Tymisonn: IM: Can't... breathe...
Mekta satak kai: Just a little?
Mekta satak kai: I guess if she can take care of Drow... *laughs*
Mekta satak kai: Dad, I don't take care of Xevan.
Der DWSage: *Release!* Oh, but you all must be hungry, hm? What do you want to eat?
Mekta satak kai: But you-- Well, yeah, that's different.
Mekta satak kai: Oh! Um. Hm.
Papa Tymisonn: ... *sits, a bit dazed*
Mekta satak kai: How's the paella?
Mekta satak kai: I heard it's simply divine. ^_^
Der DWSage: ^_^ Delicious as always, amigo.
Mekta satak kai: I will take an enormous order of that.
Mekta satak kai: Holly, want to split it?
Mekta satak kai: 'kay!
Papa Tymisonn: ... wait... you have paella here?
Papa Tymisonn: *DELVES INTO the menu*
Der DWSage: (Because I'm a lazy bastard...)
Der DWSage: ( MENU! Plus Paella.)
Mekta satak kai: (XD)
Papa Tymisonn: ... no spanikopita? Drat...
Papa Tymisonn: ... shrimp quesadilla, then. With some... lemonade, if you have it!
Der DWSage: Little hard getting good ingredients in winter, but we make do. And Bill here will want the spicy tacos as always.
Der DWSage: *Scratches chin...and yells to the back* Husband! We have any lemonade left?
Mekta satak kai: So, you guys known each other long, or are you just hanging out tonight?
Der DWSage: Only my special batch! You can always make more! This soon-to-be father is more important!
Mekta satak kai: If you give me water I can make lemonade. More or less.
Der DWSage: Kind of ran into Holly tonight. Little bit of dragon trouble...and I suggested we come here.
Mekta satak kai: Ah. And Cardinal?
Papa Tymisonn: ... just happened along...
Mekta satak kai: Have to make sure my girl isn't falling in with questionable crowds, you know. *laughs*
Mekta satak kai: >_> Dad...
Der DWSage: *Hums as she bustles to the back for food preparation! Much clanking ensues*
Mekta satak kai: I just want to know more about this Ardam that I've been hearing about.
Mekta satak kai: Dad!
Der DWSage: *Chuckle* Nothing to fear from me...I'm a bard. And I prefer my women a bit more green, no offense.
Mekta satak kai: Hey, that's fair.
Mekta satak kai: To each his own.
Mekta satak kai: How about you, Cardinal? Tell me about the missus.
Papa Tymisonn: ... um, well...
Papa Tymisonn: Her name's Farida.
Papa Tymisonn: Our courtship was... an hour... o.o
Der DWSage: *Blink*
Der DWSage: ...Almost the shortest period I've heard of, not counting arranged marriages.
Papa Tymisonn: Well, it was... a business arrangement at first, to be sure...
Der DWSage: Oh, well then.
Papa Tymisonn: At first.
Papa Tymisonn: We ... grew on each other as time passed.
Mekta satak kai: *laughs really hard* Perfect.
Papa Tymisonn: I thought so.
Mekta satak kai: Glad to hear you're doing well. *friendly back slap*
Der DWSage: >.>
Der DWSage: Oh, right.
Der DWSage: I forgot to tell Momma the other order for Farida.
Der DWSage: *Goes to the back to relay such!*
Papa Tymisonn: Thank you!
Der DWSage: Not a problem. Besides, it gets pretty hot back there.
Mekta satak kai: So. *mock-confidential tone to Cardinal* What's your impression of this Ardam? You know him?
Papa Tymisonn: Sorry. Don't...
Mekta satak kai: Dad! He's just a friend!
Mekta satak kai: (Card has met him.)
Mekta satak kai: (He took the warrior-cleric to dinner one night along with Holly.)
Mekta satak kai: (That was actually when Card and Holly met.)
Papa Tymisonn: ... oh, wait, ARDAM...
Papa Tymisonn: Didn't seem like too terrible a fellow, no...
Mekta satak kai: *buries her face in her hands* Dad.... come on!
Mekta satak kai: *solemn nod of manly secrets* Not too terrible? *slow griiiin* That's not what I've heard.
Mekta satak kai: o_o
Der DWSage: *And he returns!* >_> Age-old ritual of embarassing your daughter?
Mekta satak kai: Yes!
Mekta satak kai: Of course. I haven't seen her in.... two years? Little more?
Der DWSage: Can't help you there, Holly.
Der DWSage: The most I can do is tell you that when you have kids, you'll be able to do exactly the same thing.
Der DWSage: Unless you've got some embarassing dad stories, but that's doubtful.
Mekta satak kai: *little whimper* There's nothing going on. He's just a friend. Don't you have friends, Dad? Non-romantic friends?
Der DWSage: And besides, he'd probably topt hem.
Der DWSage: top them.*
Besyanteo has left the room.
Mekta satak kai: *grins again* Maybe I do and maybe I don't. This isn't about me. ...Half-elf, eh? Good-looking?
Mekta satak kai: *absolutely can no longer look at Isaac*
Der DWSage: *El sit*
Mekta satak kai: <_< Hi Bill. How are things?
Der DWSage: Oh, fine.
Der DWSage: Momma and Kito are having another fight in the back, so all's right with the world.
Mekta satak kai: *nod* 'kay.
Mekta satak kai: Oh, fine. I'll leave you alone about your gentleman friend.
Mekta satak kai: >_>
Der DWSage: IM:That means he'll be bringing up something worse.
Mekta satak kai: (There really isn't much that IS worse when you're Holly.)
Der DWSage: (I'm sure the talk about the birds and the bees was fun, then.)
Mekta satak kai: You manage to get Xevan onstage yet? I've seen some really good Drow violinists. You should ask him.
Der DWSage: IM:...I could set up the odd-race troupe.
Mekta satak kai: He doesn't care about that, I think. He just comes to see me.
Papa Tymisonn: IM: This will tickle Farida's funny bone... ... o.o
Mekta satak kai: Ah. Still insistent on the guardian bit?
Papa Tymisonn: IM: In the very unlikely event that she'll hear it.
Der DWSage: IM:Halfway tempted to play a tune myself while we wait for food.
Mekta satak kai: Yeah. I'm sure he'd be suspicious of you if he knew you were in town. He just worries, that's all.
Mekta satak kai: Worriers. Pfft.
Der DWSage: <_<
Der DWSage: Wonder what he'd do if he got some of Kito's special Tequila in him.
Mekta satak kai: *laughs*
Mekta satak kai: Always a surprise what anyone will do, isn't it? *laughs again*
Der DWSage: Mm. Not me, though.
Mekta satak kai: You a drinker, Bill?
Mekta satak kai: I can buy us a round.
Der DWSage: Not really. I either stay perfectly sober...
Der DWSage: Or I just pass out.
Mekta satak kai: Ha! Well, at least you know your limits.
Der DWSage: There's not really much middle-ground for me. *Shrug*
Papa Tymisonn: (Bad word to say at this time of night. Want me around or not? :P)
Mekta satak kai: (Hm?)
Der DWSage: o.o Though, a word of warning.
Papa Tymisonn: (Pass out.)
Der DWSage: Don't ask for Kito's Tequila if you like your sinuses where they are.
Mekta satak kai: *nod* Noted. You know, there used to be a group of people around the ...I want to say Northern areas. They made all their laws by writing down things they thought of while drunk. If they still looked good sober, they were final.
Mekta satak kai: If they made a law while sober...
Mekta satak kai: It had better still look reasonable when they were drunk.
Papa Tymisonn: ... heh.
Mekta satak kai: I guess it worked pretty well. Though they're not around anymore, so that may change your opinion.
Der DWSage: ...
Der DWSage: How very strange. o.o
Mekta satak kai: *shrug* It's a good story at least.
Der DWSage: True enough, that.
Papa Tymisonn: Ah, well, got to love a good one.
Mekta satak kai: Precisely!
Der DWSage: IM:Not around anymore...hm. I wonder how old he is.
Der DWSage: <_<
Mekta satak kai: You know, I think I need to find my way into the Official Library of Doman Archives or whatever they're calling it. I bet there's some good stuff in there. Or at least people to interrogate so I don't have to read everything myself.
Der DWSage: Hm. Those two are taking their sweet ti...ah.
Mekta satak kai: I know people who hang around there.
Mekta satak kai: They're nice.
Der DWSage: ...Are you looking for the library, or the records? The library is seperate from the palace itself, so it's not such a hassle.
Mekta satak kai: Well, that settles it. Project number three for tomorrow! I'll head to...both. That sounds good.
Mekta satak kai: Think that'll keep me occupied, gentlemen?
Der DWSage: >_> Good luck.
Der DWSage: Takes days to get approved to get into the castle, and weeks to get into the records.
Papa Tymisonn: Indeed. You'll need it.
Mekta satak kai: Well, I'll just have to see what I can do, then!
Der DWSage: Something about doppelgangers.
Mekta satak kai: Oh, those.
Mekta satak kai: Interesting people.
Mekta satak kai: You know, I knew a doppelganger lady once, and wow. She had issues.
Der DWSage: ...Sounds fun.
Papa Tymisonn: They all seem to.
Mekta satak kai: A real sweetheart, but she was always trying to figure out what would make everyone else happy.
Der DWSage: Ah. One of those.
Mekta satak kai: Didn't she do anything to make herself happy?
Mekta satak kai: Dunno. Don't think so.
Mekta satak kai: Hm. Kind of sad, really. But she was a nice woman.
Mekta satak kai: Anyway! I ramble.
Der DWSage: IM:...I HAVE to ask.
Der DWSage: >.> What happened to her?
Papa Tymisonn: (brb. urine. and a snack.)
Mekta satak kai: I don't know. We parted ways, had other things to do. She was just a friend, really. Neither of us really expected to keep in touch, but maybe I'll run into her someday.
Der DWSage: Hrm...
Der DWSage: <_<
Der DWSage: ...Our food should be just about ready.
Mekta satak kai: Great. Tossing around beer mugs all night tires you out.
Der DWSage: Hm. They're taking a bit longer than usual, really...
Mekta satak kai: Eh. It's all good!
Mekta satak kai: I love the food here! I don't care how long it takes. I'll probably survive to see it prepared.
Mekta satak kai: It can't take so long an Elf will die of old age waiting.
Der DWSage: Not if you go in the kitchen, you won't.
Mekta satak kai: Good deal for me.
Der DWSage: Mm. Trust me, if you ever go back there...
Der DWSage: You'll either find them fighting, while still cooking food...
Der DWSage: Or making up. While still cooking. Or not. It's optional by that point.
Papa Tymisonn: ...
Der DWSage: Though they've never managed to burn anything, so it must work out fine somehow.
Papa Tymisonn: I sincerely hope so...
Mekta satak kai: Hey. I trust them.
Papa Tymisonn: (your meal comes with free special sauce!)
Der DWSage: (Cha loses.)
Papa Tymisonn: (And with good reason!)
Der DWSage: *As if on cue!*
Der DWSage: *A much skinnier Inustani man comes out of the back, several red splotches on his face visible*
Der DWSage: *On closer examination...yeah. Lipstick*
Mekta satak kai: *giggles* Aw.
Papa Tymisonn: ^^; Heh.
Der DWSage: *He's also balancing all three plates and four drinks on those two arms, and not wavering a bit*
Der DWSage: The red baron strikes again.
Mekta satak kai: Hey, looks excellent, my good sir!
Der DWSage: *And the plates, they come off his arms! They land with clanks and clunks, but not a drop is split from porcelain nor glass*
Der DWSage: ^_^ Have fun kids...hee...
Mekta satak kai: ^_^ Thank you!
Der DWSage: *Wanders back to the kitchen, happily*
Papa Tymisonn: ... looks so excellent...
Der DWSage: *Sniiiiiiff* Mmm, Momma outdid herself once again.
Der DWSage: Bill's Plate:*Can clear your sinuses alright. Jabaneros, anyone?*
Mekta satak kai: Oh, no thank you.
Mekta satak kai: I'll try one. You mind?
Mekta satak kai: I'll split ours with you....damn that smells good.
Papa Tymisonn: Oh, me too. (If we're all assuming that was said and not just in asterisks.)
Mekta satak kai: Bill, you are a brilliant man.
Mekta satak kai: (No, Isaac isn't. He just wants some.)
Der DWSage: ^_^; Ah...well...
Der DWSage: Try just a bite first. It's really hot.
Mekta satak kai: We'll share. Family style food.
Mekta satak kai: I'll just try a little. Spicy food tends to lay me out on the floor. ^^;
Der DWSage: ...In that case, maybe you shouldn't.
Mekta satak kai: *laughs* I'll just have to be tormented by the smell of it from over here.
Mekta satak kai: *grabs some paella for herself*
Der DWSage: Momma cooks it for me like I'm a native...and trust me, it's not meant for normal man nor beast.
Mekta satak kai: Well, tally ho. Brave your hostile and terrifying food!
Der DWSage: Well...I spent long enough in Inustani that I got a taste for it, actually.
Der DWSage: Parents thought I was nuts.
Mekta satak kai: Ah. I love Inustan. Lovely people.
Mekta satak kai: They can be a little...upright. But they're fantastic folks.
Der DWSage: Mm-hm. I've been thinking about hitting the open road again sometime soon...Doma's nice, but it's rather nutty.
Der DWSage: I mean, sleep-walking dragons who mistake 8 year olds for teddy bears?
Papa Tymisonn: *digs into his shrimp quesadilla*
Mekta satak kai: Yeah. I've never stayed in one place for so long.
Mekta satak kai: But there are so many people here! I usually feel like I've figured things out and then I move on.
Der DWSage: A Vampire and priest mercenary couple that work for the guard...and are married?
Der DWSage: Or at the very least live together.
Mekta satak kai: They seemed nice.
Der DWSage: Granted.
Der DWSage: o_o; Well, except for the fact that Jinx shares...interesting...stories with her children.
Mekta satak kai: Ah, the ones that I didn't want to hear?
Mekta satak kai: Wait, which ones are these?
Der DWSage: Yep.
Mekta satak kai: Those'd have to be... oh, right.
Der DWSage: ...Ones I don't share in polite company. Particularly grim and gruesome ones.
Mekta satak kai: Yeah.
Mekta satak kai: *laughs and slaps his knee*
Mekta satak kai: I'm flattered you consider my polite company.
Papa Tymisonn: ... yes, don't tell that one, please. v_v
Mekta satak kai: *me
Der DWSage: >>>
Der DWSage: >.>*
Der DWSage: I was more worried about Cardinal and Holly, actually.
Mekta satak kai: Ah. Yes, that sounds about right.
Der DWSage: Though I did manage to get someone who tried to mug me to throw up over the story.
Papa Tymisonn: ... really?
Mekta satak kai: *suddenly serious* I think that you are an excellent young men.
Mekta satak kai: *man
Mekta satak kai: (Heh. Typos! And we all know why!)
Der DWSage: Yep.
Der DWSage: Though it may have had something to do with the 'revenge powder' I always carry with me...
Der DWSage: *Has finished half his plate. And hey, he's sweating!*
Papa Tymisonn: (Ah, drunkenness. Gotta love it.)
Mekta satak kai: ...Revenge powder?
Papa Tymisonn: ... I'm curious...
Der DWSage: ^_^ Oh, just makes people queasy for a while.
Der DWSage: Kinda like a mild case of food poisoning.
Der DWSage: Sprinkle it in their eyes and nose, they'll feel it soon enough.
Mekta satak kai: Oh. Well that's better than hurting them, I guess.
Mekta satak kai: *approving nod* Tricky thing, that. I like it!
Papa Tymisonn: ... though I'm sure they'd prefer a swift kick in the buttocks...
Der DWSage: Why do you think I prefer the powder?
Der DWSage: IM:I wonder when they'll realize I don't have any such thing as revenge powder?
Mekta satak kai: Long as it works for you. Holly does better with a weapon, I think.
Der DWSage: *Eat, eat, eat*
Der DWSage: Heh...
Mekta satak kai: I don't really use it all that often.
Mekta satak kai: Heh. I know, honey.
Der DWSage: I'm far better off if I avoid fights altogether, really.
Der DWSage: <_<; I've a medical condition.
Mekta satak kai: I don't like fighting. But I do sometimes.
Papa Tymisonn: It's always smarter to avoid confrontation...
Mekta satak kai: What have you got, Bill? Anything interesting?
Papa Tymisonn: (cuz usually the GM will reward you with more XP!)
Der DWSage: (Sorune:*Struts*)
Der DWSage: *Shrug* When I bleed, I don't stop bleeding like normal people.
Der DWSage: It takes me a lot longer.
Mekta satak kai: Oh! I've heard that's more common in Barius.
Der DWSage: Mm-hm. It's called Hemophilia.
Mekta satak kai: The upper class was a little inbred for a while due to the whole endogamy "keep power in the family" deal.
Mekta satak kai: Eventually they learned their lesson.
Mekta satak kai: Didn't realize a strain ran through Orc blood, though. Learn something new every day!
Der DWSage: *Shrug* I think it's something of a mutation in the line.
Der DWSage: Or a curse. Dad always did run with interesting people...
Papa Tymisonn: Dads often do.
Mekta satak kai: Oh yeah? Interesting how?
Mekta satak kai: *giggles*
Der DWSage: >.>
Der DWSage: Well, I could give specific examples, like Mad Miss Mab or Sees-Through-Beer-Bottle...
Der DWSage: Or I could just say, the people you wouldn't take home to introduce to mom.
Mekta satak kai: I don't know. I've met some interesting moms. I bet Mad Miss Mab might even be somebody's mother.
Mekta satak kai: That's weird, Dad.
Der DWSage: Oh lordy, only if she could tie him down long enough.
Mekta satak kai: But can you prove it isnt true?
Der DWSage: That woman was scary.
Der DWSage: o_o Well, unless she ran off without the kids for a three-month tour with my troupe...
Der DWSage: And then not mention them for those three months...
Mekta satak kai: I don't know. Maybe.
Mekta satak kai: Dad and I do that. We have things to do! ^_^
Papa Tymisonn: ... *done his food*
Papa Tymisonn: My, it's good to listen to other sometimes...
Der DWSage: Yes, but you two have a normal relationship.
Der DWSage: And you don't scare me.
Der DWSage: She did.
Papa Tymisonn: IM: Note to self: Meet this Mad Miss Mab...
Mekta satak kai: Well, I should hope I don't scare you.
Der DWSage: ...Actually, I'm not sure I slept for those three months.
Mekta satak kai: I don't imagine Holly has ever scared anyone in her life.
Der DWSage: Mmm...
Der DWSage: >.> I admit, that whip kind of intimidates me.
Der DWSage: *Finishes up his meal with that drink he had!*
Papa Tymisonn: *finishes the last of his drink*
Papa Tymisonn: Bill, you said my wife's order would be ready?
Der DWSage: Hm? Oh yes. It should be waiting in the kitchen.
Papa Tymisonn: Thanks. I should get going...
Mekta satak kai: *looks down* Really?
Papa Tymisonn: She's probably getting antsy.
Mekta satak kai: Well, Cardinal, it was good to meet you!
Der DWSage: I asked her to wait until she finished with our food, so that it'd still be hot.
Mekta satak kai: Tell the lady hello for me.
Papa Tymisonn: I shall. Holly, have yourself a good night, alright?
Mekta satak kai: I don't mean to, you know. Bother people.
Der DWSage: *Nod* But yeah. It was nice meeting you.
Mekta satak kai: ^_^ Thanks, Cardinal!
Mekta satak kai: Have a good night!
Papa Tymisonn: *gets up from the table, bows, and goes to get his food from the kitchen*
Der DWSage: Food:*Is waiting in thick paper containers on a counter just outside the kitchen. And the sounds from inside it...well, Cardinal hardly wants to open the door to peek in, does he? :{*
Der DWSage: 6.6 Well, almost everyone in Doma has a weapon for self-defense.
Papa Tymisonn: ... *grabs the food* Bye! *out the door*
Papa Tymisonn: </cardinal!>
Der DWSage: I'm sort of the odd man out there.
Papa Tymisonn: (Ass... so tired...)
Der DWSage: (G'night.)
Mekta satak kai: (Night, Charles! Thanks!)
Mekta satak kai: Yeah.
Mekta satak kai: You should see it, though. Never thought she'd pick that one, but there you go.
Mekta satak kai: I don't know. It's the one that felt right.
Der DWSage: ...I wonder if I would've gotten mugged if I'd had a battleaxe slung across my back.
Papa Tymisonn: (Night.)
Papa Tymisonn: (Don't forget, Sage. You're logging.)
Der DWSage: (That's right, I am.)
Papa Tymisonn: (Bye.)
Mekta satak kai: What happened?
Der DWSage: Oh, little incident with a mugger earlier.
Papa Tymisonn has left the room.
Mekta satak kai: *look of concern*
Der DWSage: I would've lost all my money if not for Daenj'r and Jazz.
Mekta satak kai: Oh. Well that's good. I'm glad that you had some help.
Mekta satak kai: I remember someone tried to pull that with Holly and me when she was little. They will remember that that was a bad idea.
Der DWSage: *Snigger*
Mekta satak kai: *looks a little uncomfortable*
Mekta satak kai: That thing she uses? Leaves marks. Bad ones.
Mekta satak kai: It's more of a deterrant than anything else.
Mekta satak kai: I don't want to go around disfiguring people! I just don't want to fight with them.
Der DWSage: Hm.
Der DWSage: Well, if you pick fights with someone that looks like Holly
Der DWSage: You're either very desperate, or rather ruthless.
Mekta satak kai: Yeah. I guess.
Mekta satak kai: Maybe.
Mekta satak kai: It isn't usually a problem.
Mekta satak kai: I don't get in many fights.
Mekta satak kai: Eh. Me neither.
Mekta satak kai: Not much better off that Bill here in a fight, I'll bet.
Der DWSage: <_<;
Der DWSage: I...kinda know how to use a sword.
Der DWSage: So long as it's not too heavy. A foil, or something akin to it.
Mekta satak kai: Hey, not a bad choice.
Der DWSage: Mm. Most of my training came from stage-fighting, though.
Mekta satak kai: Oh! Excellent!
Der DWSage: So I know how to parry and duck, sure.
Der DWSage: But I'm not too good at actually landing a blow.
Mekta satak kai: *nod*
Mekta satak kai: Stage fighting is a heck of a lot of fun.
Der DWSage: ^_^ Isn't it, though?
Der DWSage: Even better when you have cheesy dialogue to go with it.
Mekta satak kai: Absolutely. That's really what makes it all worth it. Dramatic poses and bombastic writing!
Der DWSage: ...Perhaps I should pick up a blade somewhere. <_<;
Der DWSage: Might lower my chances of getting mugged.
Mekta satak kai: Maybe. Stage fighting doesn't convince your opponent you've beaten them. Just onlookers.
Mekta satak kai: Your opponent is the real problem, after all.
Der DWSage: I was thinking more along the lines of people thinking an Orc with a blade is more trouble than a bardish Orc with a flute.
Mekta satak kai: I bet.
Mekta satak kai: I don't know. People are sometimes driven off by a little girl. *wink at Holly*
Der DWSage: Hm. I still wonder about that at times...
Der DWSage: >.>
Der DWSage: As someone once said, 'Walk softly and carry a big stick.'
Mekta satak kai: Or if you're Holly, speak softly and carry an exotic mess of barbed wire?
Mekta satak kai: I don't really get in fight that often anyway.
Mekta satak kai: Xevan would have a fit.
Der DWSage: IM:Hm.
Der DWSage: (Kumo:...So long as you keep him from me. I don't WANT to end up as a bucket of fried Pom-Poms. ;_; )
Der DWSage: *Yawns* Well...as nice as it's been chatting with you two...
Mekta satak kai: Yeah, maybe I'll see you around!
Der DWSage: I think I'll retire for the night. Let you two catch up on your own, hm?
Mekta satak kai: Maybe I'll stick around a while, too.
Mekta satak kai: Another night, Bill.
Mekta satak kai: Good to meet you.
Mekta satak kai: Have a good night! ^_^
Der DWSage: Goodnight. ^_^
Der DWSage: *Walk off!*
Mekta satak kai: *Holly and Isaac will hang out here for a while.*
Mekta satak kai: </Holly>
Mekta satak kai: </Isaac>
Der DWSage: (*Logs*)
Mekta satak kai: </RP>
Mekta satak kai: (Thanks, Sage.)