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PsychoQuadDuck: (Okay, so remind me how many months it's been since I've been around anyone in this group.)
CGNakibe: (Why am I suddenly thinking of Wild Western RP?)
Mekta satak kai: (Er.... a good few, I think.)
Arch mage144 has entered the room.
FFFan80: (Evening fellow chatroom folks)
Mekta satak kai: (Okay, I think that covers it for my recruitment drive.)
CGNakibe: (Hey Dave!)
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PsychoQuadDuck: (Now the question of who to use is going to be a LOT harder for me, since all my old RP logs got deleted due to a hard drive crash.)
Mekta satak kai: (.....That hurts my soul. I feel for you. I'd be very sad if I lost my logs.)
MajorGeneralTso: (I thought that said lost my legs...)
PsychoQuadDuck: (All I remember is that I had three characters for second gen and probably a bajillion or something for first gen. I mean, I remember some of the names, but not all the specifics for some characters.)
Zero has entered the room.
Mekta satak kai: (You have many characters.)
Mekta satak kai: (Hi Zero.)
Zero: (What is cracking?)
FFFan80: (Working on that)
Marshmallow DM: (My back)
FFFan80: ( =[ )
Marshmallow DM: (=()
TaiarKino has entered the room.
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TaiarKino: (...Alrighty.)
CGNakibe: (*Sends Martina to give DM a massage*)
Marshmallow DM: (NOO)
Arch mage144: (I'll probably jump in at some point, but right now I'm doing some other stuff.)
FFFan80: (And that's ok!)
CGNakibe: (What? She can do a good job.)
PsychoQuadDuck: (It's funny that even after at least two, probably three months, I STILL recognize everyone in this channel... besides that GeneralTso guy who just left.)
Mekta satak kai: (I am here and heavily addicted. I'll be RPing given the slightest opportunity! ^_^ )
Marshmallow DM: (That's Tai)
PsychoQuadDuck: (Right.)
TaiarKino: (Yeppers. But I use this name for RPing...)
Mekta satak kai: (A good omen.)
Mekta satak kai: (Anyway, we have the majority of people in here who received links to the room, so shall we consider setting/generation/etc?)
PsychoQuadDuck: (Which generation doesn't matter to me, actually.)
TaiarKino: (Mmm...o.o...)
Arch mage144: (I would prefer standard if my preference matters to anyone.)
TaiarKino: (Standard sounds good.)
Marshmallow DM: (Ah, that's your RP SN? What's your night-on-the-town SN? :o)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Indeed.)
TaiarKino: (I use MajorGeneralTso normally now. Cause it's more generally accessible to normal people...Than anything relating to Tai.)
PsychoQuadDuck: (Standard's fine by me. Lets me sort through the jumble that is what I actually remember of my characters and find one.)
Marshmallow DM: (*adds you to her list then*)
Mekta satak kai: (Standard is keen.)
Zero: (Part of me was holding out for MAC :-( )
FFFan80: (I have an idea. )
FFFan80: (Which may be odd, but I think amusing )
Marshmallow DM: (Will it have care bears?)
TaiarKino: (...<.<...)
FFFan80: ( =[ )
Marshmallow DM: ( :'( )
T3chn0Namagomi: (*hits Abe Lincoln and Jackie Chan with a Care Bear Stare*)
FFFan80: ( If by that you mean bears that are compassionate... )
FFFan80: ( then no =[ )
CGNakibe: (... Expendarpee!)
CGNakibe: (An Ultimate Shodown of Ultimate Destiny!)
Mekta satak kai: (I vote for Dave's idea.)
CGNakibe: (What IS Dave's Idea?)
TaiarKino: (...What is- Yeah...)
Mekta satak kai: (It is....)
FFFan80: ( <.< ...do you wish to find out? )
Mekta satak kai: (.....)
Mekta satak kai: (...a secret.)
CGNakibe: (Sore Wa Himitsu Desu. *nod nod*)
FFFan80: ( Here goes nothing! )
Arch mage144: (Ideas are potentially good.)
FFFan80: ** Doma, Present Day **
FFFan80: ** The harsh winter climate still comes and goes in the bustling city, this day giving the citizens a brief break of sunshine **
FFFan80: ** While the city is known for it's 'oddness', which many attribute to the vast diversity of it's citzenry...**
FFFan80: ** Something odder than usual seems to be afoot in the capital this day **
Zero: (Odder than usual? Impossible!)
Mekta satak kai: (Oh, but it is!)
FFFan80: ** A Guard Station, located between the business and residential areas of the city **
CGNakibe: (Lies! Nothing is odder than Doma.!0
T3chn0Namagomi: (*Shaun finds himself attacked by Vritra*)
FFFan80: <Doman Guard>: ...that's the 4th case we've received this morning. Ya think we should, you know, report this to the castle? <_<;
FFFan80: <Doman Guard #2>: *stretches* 9_< Nah, it's not that odd for people to go missing in town. Probably just more tourists getting lost.
FFFan80: <Doman Guard>: ...I dunno... that last woman's lived here for like... ever. I really doubt her husband would just 'get lost', you know?
FFFan80: <Doman Guard #2>: Eh, probably just too drunk to remember the way home somewhere, I'll bet.
FFFan80: <Doman Guard>: But...
FFFan80: <Doman Guard #2> *sigh* Look kid, I know you're new, and all, but you're really too paranoid.
FFFan80: <Doman Guard #2> -_- You probably think demons are going to pop out of the sewer or something...
FFFan80: =9.9= Mrow.
Mekta satak kai: (*blows up the sewer*)
FFFan80: <Doman Guard#2> @#$#@%$##@$ O_@
FFFan80: <Doman Guard #2> .....
FFFan80: <Doman Guard> ...*smirks*
FFFan80: <Doman Guard #2> ...*PUNT* FRIGGIN CATS >_<
FFFan80: REOOOWW =>_<=
FFFan80: =e.@= *hisses and runs off*
FFFan80: <Doman Guard> ...what was that about being too paranoid? <_<
FFFan80: <Doman Guard #2> ...friggin little ratty fluffballs, it's like they're everyfriggin place lately >_<
FFFan80: <Doman Guard #2> Fine, fine... if you wanna make a fool outta yourself, go ahead and report it. But I'm telling you, there's nothing to it. Nothing more weird than normal...
FFFan80: ( And people can pop in if they'd like to =D; )
CGNakibe: (Hmm. *thinku*)
Zero: (I was gonna ask...)
T3chn0Namagomi: (...Wait. Guard RP, this is?)
FFFan80: <Doman Guard> ....*turns in a huff, starts for Doma Castle*
FFFan80: ( Not necessarily, no )
TaiarKino: (...I still have Mazo Kutai!)
TaiarKino: (...And Sillus, to a lesser and more sane extent.)
Zero: *A rather tallish and frailish looking fellow in raggy clothes; stained white shirt and oily green vest, coated all in a dark grey coat appears from a bend in the street!*
T3chn0Namagomi: (Okay, so this is near the castle?)
Zero: Did...did I just hear someone kick a cat?
FFFan80: <DG> ...this just isn't right... I can't explain why, but... it just seems... odd...
FFFan80: <DG> ...?
FFFan80: <DG> Ah, good day citizen
FFFan80: <DG> *gives formal salute of Doman Guardness* -.-
Zero: *Nods.* Right. I am fairly sure that I heard someone kick a cat.
FFFan80: <DG> I am... sad to say yes. >_>;
CGNakibe: (Hmmm...)
FFFan80: <DG> My colleague's a bit jumpy.
FFFan80: <DG> IM: ...I wonder if I should ask him...
Mekta satak kai: *A tall, purple-haired woman in a dark blue sari approaches the conversation*
Mekta satak kai: ( http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/23149271/ )
Mekta satak kai: <Shakti>
Zero: That's no excuse at all for a man to harm a cat.
FFFan80: <DG>: IM: ...then again, it could cause an unnecessary panic...
FFFan80: <DG> IM: ...then again...
Mekta satak kai: Excuse me, you're a member of the guard, right?
FFFan80: <DG> I wasn't excusing him, I was...
Zero: *Advances, and turns to the Catkicker*
FFFan80: <DG> o.o?
FFFan80: <DG> Ah, good day madam *salute*
FFFan80: <DG#2> ....>.>?
Mekta satak kai: Yeah, thanks, whatever. I have a question.
FFFan80: <DG#2> IM: ...oh gods, not another drunk
Zero: Explain your actions.
FFFan80: <DG> o.o?
PsychoQuadDuck: *from another part of the street comes a tabby cat. It is slightly larger than normal - and I do mean slightly - and the fur on its forehead and the back of its head looks slightly darker in spots*
FFFan80: <DG> Well, I'll certainly do my best to help, what is it?
Zero: *Though a bit dirty, this fellow does not have the posture at all befitting a drunk!*
FFFan80: <DG#2> ...
FFFan80: <DG#2> Mind being a weeeeeee bit more specific there? o_ó
Mekta satak kai: Well, we're missing some girls back at the house. They've missed a couple of appointments, and so have their clients. Is this a city-wide thing or just a problem in the shitty part of town?
Zero: You kicked a cat, did you not?
Mekta satak kai: He what? Why?
FFFan80: <DG> o_o
Mekta satak kai: IM: What the hell does a cat do to anyone?
Zero: *Looks over.* I'm asking him that.
FFFan80: <DG> *has that 'You two?!?!' look about him*
PsychoQuadDuck: *and of course, said cat starts approaching the newer of the two guardsmen*
FFFan80: <DG#2> ...and... ?
CGNakibe: *a young blonde-haired brown-eyed man that looks a little too fancily-dressed for the average person walks up* What's this about missing girls? o.o
FFFan80: <DG> ...this can't just be a coincidence...
Zero: *Glares a cold and steely fury right into the guard.* That's a crime.
Mekta satak kai: *to the girl* Some girls who work downtown. Other folks, too. Jeri sent me to ask around.
FFFan80: <DG> <_<
FFFan80: <DG> >_>; *looks around nervously*
FFFan80: <DG> I... don't want to give the wrong impression here, or cause panic.
FFFan80: <DG> But... I suspect there is something amiss here.
Mekta satak kai: Lovely.
FFFan80: <DG#2> ...a crime...
Zero: According to the Well-Being of Defenseless Animals act, you've got a day of community service ahead of you.
CGNakibe: Hm. Sounds like something I could possibly help you with. No need to concern others. *lookshaughtily at Shakti*
FFFan80: <DG#2> It's a crime that some little fuzzball sat on my foot, and scared me to death.
FFFan80: <DG#2> The damn thing's fine. I saw it run off, so calm down.
Mekta satak kai: *cracks the bones in one hand and addresses Shaun's girl* What the fuck is your problem?
Zero: ...You've no respect for your own laws, have you?
CGNakibe: <.< Well, cats DO tend to be rather rude animals if you ask me.
CGNakibe: (Guy, actually. Although there's a thought too.)
PsychoQuadDuck: *looks up at Shakti*
Mekta satak kai: (I thought it was a woman. Well that makes this even better!)
FFFan80: <DG> ....o_o; *sweatdrops at the current company*
Mekta satak kai: 6_6 Hey, Cat. Just a second. I'm talking to the jackass who doesn't think I need to know what's going on.
CGNakibe: >.> I don't see why such a... *looks her over* person like yourself would be needed by the Doman Guard. I mean, I SUPPOSE you could make yourself useful..
CGNakibe: *shrugs*
Mekta satak kai: What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
PsychoQuadDuck: ....fine, fine, I'll wait. *that's right, that's the cat speaking.... although that's not so odd in Doma, now is it?*
FFFan80: <DG> o_o -_-
FFFan80: <DG> 6_6; Um... hello sir.
Zero: *Draws away from the Catkicker.*
Zero: And in other lands, it's a lashing or ten.
Zero: *Looks around, assessing both Shakti and Nak's duder.*
CGNakibe: *Arian Renfield, for the record*
Mekta satak kai: (Thanks! Names are good.)
FFFan80: <DG#2> *ahem* Sir, Maam, if you're going to fight, try not to get into a brawl? I've broken up three today and my compassion is at an all time low right now e_e
Zero: <Is Keir>
CGNakibe: It means you should leave the saving of people to the Professionals. e.e
CGNakibe: *chuckles* Fight? Whatever for?
Mekta satak kai: You don't know what the hell I do for a living. Don't presume I'm some dumb bitch who'll let assholes like you talk down to her.
CGNakibe: I don't see anything WORTH fighting about, myself.
FFFan80: <DG> ...>_< *facepalms*
TaiarKino: There's quite a commotion at the Castle today. <.<...*Is suddenly next to the Second Guard*
CGNakibe: Now, what else is there about these missing girls? *ignore ignore*
FFFan80: <DG#2> O_@ GAH
FFFan80: *falls over*
Mekta satak kai: You don't want to fight me because you're a freaking pansy. Afraid of a woman. Lovely. *harsh laugh*
PsychoQuadDuck: IM: I almost shouldn't be standing around here. They're almost certain to accidentally punt me if this keeps up.
TaiarKino: ...What's goin on? >.>...
Zero: *Looks to Mr. Tai's Character*
TaiarKino: *Is Tai.*
FFFan80: <DG#2> WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!
CGNakibe: >.> HMPH.
Mekta satak kai: That's what I thought. Jackass.
CGNakibe: Why would I be afraid of you? Give me one good reason?
Zero: IM: Oh Lords, I've got to get out of here.
TaiarKino: ...Damn, I didn't think I was gone that long. >.>...My reputation with the guards is already gone?
Zero: IM: But, staying could have its advantage,
Mekta satak kai: *grins* Is that a request?
FFFan80: <DG#2> .......
FFFan80: <DG#2> *blink* o_o
FFFan80: <DG#2> ...aren't you the one that... the queen...
Zero: *Backs off even more.*
CGNakibe: *grins equally wide* I've dueled more imposing figures than you, my dear. But perhaps later when business isn't pressing.
Arch mage144: (Where are we?)
TaiarKino: ...Yes. Leeet's say I'm a close personal friend of the Queen.
Mekta satak kai: Later. This business is pressing for me, too. I know these people.
FFFan80: (Guard's station )
Mekta satak kai: You don't know jack shit, it seems.
CGNakibe: ... well, at least you're good for ONE thing. >.>
FFFan80: <DG#2> IM: ...what the hell do I do now?!
Mekta satak kai: We have yet to prove the same about you, my fine gentleman.
Mekta satak kai: Anyway.
Mekta satak kai: Three girls, two regular clients.
FFFan80: <DG> >_<;
Mekta satak kai: One of our doorguards, also.
Mekta satak kai: The lady next door is missing four girls.
FFFan80: <DG> ...Goodness... o_o; That's... a lot of people.
Mekta satak kai: That's why I wanted to know if it was all over Doma or just where we live.
CGNakibe: Hm. *nods* How long between the first and the last abduction?
FFFan80: <DG#2> *to Tai* ...and is there... some reason you're not talking to... her?
Arch mage144: (Ah, OK. Guard station in the city?)
Arch mage144: (Time to make the rounds.)
TaiarKino: ...What? Who said I wasn't talking to her?
T3chn0Namagomi: *and a certain blue-haired mercenary walks onto the scene*
FFFan80: <DG> ...well, we had one report at... a little past breakfast time.
Arch mage144: *from a slight distance off* HEY! Look sharp, people, it's time for an inspection! Cower in fear, because General Silvar is here!
PsychoQuadDuck: *finally speaks up again* If it's anything like-....
Arch mage144: IM: This is the most boring part of my job.
PsychoQuadDuck: IM: Oh great.
CGNakibe: <.< AH. The infamous General Silvar.
Arch mage144: *approaches the guard station*
Zero: IM: No, staying has no advantage.
FFFan80: <DG> Last one was about 10 minutes ago.
Mekta satak kai: *eyeroll* Hi, Silvar.
Arch mage144: *looks at Shakti* Why do I keep running into you in guardhouses?
Arch mage144: What did you do this time?
TaiarKino: ...Yo Hak. *Holds up a hand* Been a while.
CGNakibe: I do believe I have heard of you, sir. It IS an honor to finally meet you iin person.
FFFan80: <DG> ...o_@
Arch mage144: ...Taiar? *raises an eyebrow
Mekta satak kai: Hey, I'm here on an errand.
Arch mage144: Is that really you?
Arch mage144: *squint*
CGNakibe: IM: >.> Repeat criminal, I see.
Arch mage144: And who are you? Did you also get arrested?
Mekta satak kai: *looks at Taiar* IM: Uh...'kay. Apparently he's significant. Wonder who he is?
FFFan80: <DG#2> *salute* General
TaiarKino: ...Yeah, More or less. <.<...*Is sporting a little ponytail now, but is marginally the same person*
CGNakibe: IM: ... Taiar? What kind of name is THAT? e.e
FFFan80: <DG> *salutes* o_o; Um hello General.
CGNakibe: IM: And what makes him more important than ME?!? e.e
CGNakibe: *If looks could kill.. well, Tai would be suffering most horribly right about now*
Zero: *Seems to be suspiciously avoiding eye-contact with Hakola!*
Mekta satak kai: (If James and Arian are ever in the same room, the entire world would implode from all the self-importance.)
CGNakibe: (Impressive arrogance! :D!)
FFFan80: ( x_x )
FFFan80: ( ...will... keep... up... )
Arch mage144: *suspiciously avoided; naturally, does not notice*
TaiarKino: *Doesn't notice Arian, luckily. Or...is pointedly ignoring him.*
PsychoQuadDuck: ....wait a minute... General.... THE General? How come it took so long between me hearing of you and actually seeing you?
Arch mage144: Tai. Hot damn. I haven't seen you since...a long time. Maybe even the war.
Arch mage144: Because you're blind.
Arch mage144: What are you up to? Still consuming negative emotions as usual? Living on the terror, fear, and despair of the masses?
CGNakibe: IM: Silly commons. What makes them think THEY'RE worth the General's time anyway?
TaiarKino: Yeah...Things got kinda busy with my faux marriage...Then I kinda left the city...for a long...long...time.
Mekta satak kai: IM: Faux marriages. Heh.
Arch mage144: Would you like me to torture this woman for your buffet purposes? *indicates Shakti*
Mekta satak kai: *waves at Tai*
FFFan80: <DG> o_@
TaiarKino: Ah, No. I'm trying to cut down. <.<;;...
T3chn0Namagomi: ...I'd rather he torment the guards.
FFFan80: <DG> General?!
CGNakibe: IM: Faux marriages? Is that the NEW thing for commonfolk?
Arch mage144: I'm only kidding.
PsychoQuadDuck: IM: Why would someone be well-known if they never show up anywhere?
Mekta satak kai: Hardly an original idea, Silvar. It's been done before by better than you, I'm afraid.
FFFan80: <DG> ~_~;
TaiarKino: ...Okay, well, That's a lie. But- Oh.
CGNakibe: IM: Heh.
Arch mage144: Why the hell aren't you two straightening up and polishing your helmets like I'm going to feed you to the tentacles?
Arch mage144: *to the guardsmen*
FFFan80: <DG#2> .....
CGNakibe: (Hak: DUNGEON BLOCK H FOR YOU! >:{ )
Arch mage144: And who're you again? *to Arian*
TaiarKino: *Catches the Wave from the corner of his eye and waves back...Then notices Arian*
FFFan80: <DG#2> *salutes* ~_~;
FFFan80: <DG> Normally I would, sir, but I think we may have a bit of a semi-crisis.
Arch mage144: *still does not notice Kerr, mostly because Kerr is trying to evade his gaze :D*
Arch mage144: *Kier
Arch mage144: *Keir
Arch mage144: (*can't spell*)
CGNakibe: *bristles a bit at the implied insult* Arian Renfield, sir, son of the noble lord Rayes Renfield.
Arch mage144: I don't believe we've met.
TaiarKino: (...Renfield you asshole!...*Dissolves into dust*)
Zero: (Keir :U)
Arch mage144: General Hakaril James Silvar, Archmage, at no one's service but his own. *slight bow*
Arch mage144: Now tell me about this "semi-crisis."
Zero: *Doesn't mind, merely watches the guards quiver! It's interesting how they move their knees!*
Mekta satak kai: *folds her arms and waits for the official story*
CGNakibe: *bows. Quite elegantly, thank you*
TaiarKino: *Grabs the Second Guard in a headlock...And then waits for the story as well* ...<.<...
FFFan80: <DG> Well, sir.
FFFan80: <DG> We've... received several missing persons reports this morning.
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: Well, about time some of these fucking bastards stopped being so fucking high and mighty
Arch mage144: Uh huh.
FFFan80: <DG> And it seems a bit more suspect than usual
CGNakibe: IM: >.> *looks at Kamos*
CGNakibe: IM: <.< *looks at Shakti*
Zero: IM: It's odd how they don't care for their laws at all, but turn to water when the one who signs their checks appears.
Mekta satak kai: *arches an eyebrow at Arian*
Arch mage144: I am assuming you mean "more missing persons than usual."
Arch mage144: And as such the question is "why."
Arch mage144: Or perhaps "who."
Mekta satak kai: IM: Asslicking fuckwad jackass.
CGNakibe: IM: Hmph. -.- What sort of state this country is in when it must leave its important duties to the commons.
FFFan80: <DG> In addtion, this woman *gestures to Shakti* reported many people missing as well.
CGNakibe: IM: <.< Especially that bitchy piece of gutter-trash.
CGNakibe: (Awww, look. Shakti and Arian LIKE each other.)
FFFan80: <DG#2>
Mekta satak kai: Yup. Whores from a few houses. Sent me to check on things because apparently I'm their errand girl now.
FFFan80: <DG#2> ...you know, I did suggest he go to you earlier at the castle...>.>
CGNakibe: *coughs. Politely, of course*
Arch mage144: Oh really. Whores disappearing?
FFFan80: <DG> ....
CGNakibe: IM: I should've recognized that stench.
FFFan80: <DG> ....e_@ *my my that's not love looking at him*
Arch mage144: They usually come back the next morning, I would imagine. And I know some of those girls. I don't think they'd just let themselves be kidnapped or whatever.
Mekta satak kai: Yeah, you'd think.
Arch mage144: Also, Kamos, what the hell are you doing at my guard station?
Mekta satak kai: They generally know better than to wander off with strange men.
TaiarKino: ...I feel like I should be surprised at that Hak...But then again...I guess not.
FFFan80: =9.9=
FFFan80: *Hakaril suddenly finds a tabby cat on his foot*
PsychoQuadDuck: I'd easily say it's not just whores who went missing.
Arch mage144: You're surprised that I know whores?
FFFan80: =9.<= *batting at his cape, no less!*
Arch mage144: Oh? Who else? And who are you?
Arch mage144: ...*looks at the cat*
Zero: *Watches the cat, now.*
Arch mage144: *kneels*
Mekta satak kai: ....
Arch mage144: Hi, kitty.
FFFan80: =o.o=
CGNakibe: *raises eyebrow*
Zero: IM: That wasn't the one here earlier, was it?
T3chn0Namagomi: I was going to insult and potentially harass the kinds of bastards who are responsible for a sudden drop in employment, but you did a far better thing than I. ^.^
TaiarKino: I guess more surprised that you'd be so open about it. <.<;;;...I mean, You're a general.
FFFan80: =>_<= *swats at his nose and runs!*
T3chn0Namagomi: And I will commend you for that. *Kamos begins to walk away*
PsychoQuadDuck: Just refer to me as Apollo.
Mekta satak kai: *to Tai* You might be surprised who comes around. A lot of people up here are better acquainted with the girls than Silvar here is.
Arch mage144: You mean you came here specifically to mock real law enforcement because it keeps mercenaries out of work?
Arch mage144: You don't get out much, do you? If you're looking for a job, I might be able to assist you.
CGNakibe: IM: Insolent worm. *to Kamos' back*
PsychoQuadDuck: (I'm assuming Hak asked him with the 'who else' bit, so...)
T3chn0Namagomi: Doing what, dare I ask?
Arch mage144: Potentially aggressive negotiations.
Arch mage144: (Yes, that's right, Div.)
Arch mage144: Apollo? Right.
TaiarKino: ...Really? Damn. I thought royalty lived the good life. ;;;>.>...
T3chn0Namagomi: Aggressive negotiations with...?
Arch mage144: I'll discuss it with you shortly after I deal with this missing persons report.
TaiarKino: ...I'm around the Whorehouses all day and I just try to ignore 'em.
CGNakibe: IM: Damn. I was hoping the honorless dog would slink back into his hole. e.e
Arch mage144: Stick around for a minute.
Arch mage144: Damnit, Taiar, I don't know the whores because I need their services!
Mekta satak kai: You should drop by. Though right now we're kind of shorthanded.
Arch mage144: I know the whores because I support their establishment politically.
Mekta satak kai: *approving nod to Silvar*
TaiarKino: Nah...That isn't really my thing...
Zero: (My AIM keeps sticking :-( )
Arch mage144: Also, I seem to be missing my cat.
Mekta satak kai: IM: I rather like the governmental approach here.
CGNakibe: *slight disgusted look that soon passes from his face*
T3chn0Namagomi: >_> Oh. Didn't see you, Tai.
CGNakibe: -.-;
PsychoQuadDuck: IM: Should I even mention why I think it's not just whores to him?
TaiarKino: ...Oh! Hah!...Sorry, my mistake Hak. I thought...yeah. I mean, for you!...That would be...okay.
PsychoQuadDuck: IM: He's too.... absorbed in himself.
Mekta satak kai: (Hak? NO!)
CGNakibe: (NEVER.)
FFFan80: <DG> *coughs*
Arch mage144: I'm married to a succubus.
Arch mage144: Okay, guardsmen, I want a full report,.
TaiarKino: Yo Kamos. *Holds up a hand in greeting to him too.*
CGNakibe: *another raised eyebrow.*
FFFan80: <DG> Um, General? Minor crisis? >_>;
Arch mage144: I need more information, damnit.
FFFan80: <DG> Well, I was in the process of trying to do that o_o;
Arch mage144: So tell me about the crisis! I'm listening to you while I also perform social multitasking!
FFFan80: <DG> Then you showed up, sir.
Arch mage144: Okay, so give me the report to my face.
Arch mage144: People are missing. More than usual. Some prostitutes as well. Do we have leads?
FFFan80: <DM> Well... other than them all being missing, none yet >_>;
Arch mage144: Alright then.
TaiarKino: (...Dungeon Master...)
FFFan80: <DM> I was hoping to get some information from this woman, actually *gestures to Shakti again*
Arch mage144: So we don't know where to look, why they're disappearing, or anything else?
Arch mage144: (DM. XD)
FFFan80: ( x_x; *trying!* )
Mekta satak kai: Well, I was hoping to find out if anything else unusual was going on. I mean, unusual for Doma.
CGNakibe: (Dungeon Master: *gives out today's cryptic clue for the kids to solve.)
TaiarKino: (I think we recognize the color by now, you can try dropping the code? ^-^;;...)
FFFan80: ( =[ )
Mekta satak kai: I wanted to check and see if anyone else had noticed anything weird. Aside from all the fucking stray animals.
FFFan80: ( But I like my nametags... )
TaiarKino: (Well...I can't go against that. *Nod Nod*)
Mekta satak kai: (I like them, too, Dave. I support them.)
Zero: (I gotta drop out; AIM is lagging, and I gotta vacuum.)
Mekta satak kai: (Alack. Bye!)
PsychoQuadDuck: *looks back to Shakti* Do you consider the entire staff of a business going missing as something unusual?
FFFan80: =>.9= *the noble gentleman, feels a tugging on his pants!*
Mekta satak kai: (I'll log things if you want to read them.)
Zero: (Sorry I wasn't very active!)
Zero: (Sure.)
CGNakibe: *chuckles* Perhaps you'd like us to round up every stray cat in Doma, perhaps?
Mekta satak kai: 6_6 Yes. More or less why I'm here.
Zero: *Keir, having his fill of inept folk yammering at each other, simply strolls off!*
Mekta satak kai: Perhaps I'd like to break your kneecaps. Perhaps I'd like to get back on topic.
Mekta satak kai: Anyway.
CGNakibe: Hm? *looks down*
Arch mage144: Stray cat population is increasing, whore population is decreasing?
CGNakibe: What's this?
FFFan80: <DM> 6.< ...maybe there's something in common.
FFFan80: (ARGH)
Arch mage144: It's possible.
CGNakibe: v.v
TaiarKino: ...*Makes a half joking observation* ...Maybe they're turning into cats.
Zero has left the room.
Arch mage144: Tai may be on to something.
FFFan80: <DG> ...is there anywhere your um... 'employees' tended to all go to?
Mekta satak kai: That's..... terrifyingly probable.
CGNakibe: ... Hm. But what for?
T3chn0Namagomi: ...I've experienced worse...
Arch mage144: I knew a mage once with a very strange sense of humor. He used to transform anyone he didn't like into rabbits.
TaiarKino: ...Oh yeah, It is in Doma. <.<;;...Damn, I really have been away for a while.
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: e.e And Aya had to go and fucking break my gun after that!
Arch mage144: He tended to keep them in a cage in his room.
Arch mage144: Oddly enough, he won a lot of prizes at some fair for his "beautiful, well-bred rabbits."
Mekta satak kai: *laughs*
CGNakibe: ... a mage at Gunnir college? o.o
Arch mage144: Someone figured it out eventually. I think he was expelled.
CGNakibe: I thought I'd heard this tale before.
CGNakibe: *nod nod*
PsychoQuadDuck: I do know that three days ago they were going for more business supplies. See, it's mainly a potion business.
Arch mage144: It's possible that, in a grand twist of irony, he was polymorphed into a carp and now lives in the school moat.
FFFan80: <DG> Um, sir, while I'm sure that's a... remote.. possibility, perahps we should actually look into where people were last seen? >_>;
PsychoQuadDuck: I haven't heard from them since.
Arch mage144: Right, right.
Arch mage144: Shakti?
Arch mage144: Where were your people last seen?
Arch mage144: And Apollo--where?
FFFan80: *Bad news*
Mekta satak kai: They were making their usual rounds, most of them stay around the houses, though. It's safer.
CGNakibe: *Oh? What sort of Bad news?*
FFFan80: *RRRRRRRRRRIP*
FFFan80: =^,^= *the doggy has run off with part of Mr. Nobleman's pantleg*
CGNakibe: GAAH!!
Mekta satak kai: *smothers laughter with one hand*
CGNakibe: You FILTHY ANIMAL!! e.e
CGNakibe: *GLARES DAGGERS AT SHAKTI*
T3chn0Namagomi: *smirks amusedly*
Mekta satak kai: IM: You wonderful canine work of genius. I should take you home.
FFFan80: <DG#2> ...FINALLY someone else who notices 9_9
CGNakibe: (*Myrnal shows up* Ooooh. *TAKES*)
Mekta satak kai: (XD)
Mekta satak kai: (Right out of his eyes. Nice.)
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: THAT is a noteworthy thing to teach a dog.
Arch mage144: ...*raises an eyebrow* I believe he's eating your pants.
Arch mage144: You should stop him.
FFFan80: <DG> *thinks* 6_<
FFFan80: <DG> You know...
Mekta satak kai: They look better on the dog. Really brings out his eyes. *snort*
CGNakibe: -V-++ IM: IMPORTED FUCKING SILK.
FFFan80: <DG> Two of the people we spoke with mentioned the park...
Arch mage144: Yes? People are disappearing in the park?
TaiarKino: ...Nice pants too.
PsychoQuadDuck: IM: I think I'll wait.
T3chn0Namagomi: I think even the dog needs a bit of "refined" food to eat now and then.
Mekta satak kai: *snort of laughter again*
CGNakibe: *trying VERY hard not to do something he'll regret in front of the important General, but Shakti can probably see his hand shaking, EVER-so-close to a rapier on his belt*
Mekta satak kai: IM: Don't I know that blue-haired guy?
FFFan80: <DG> o_o ...and now that I think about it, another person mentioned a shop... that's pretty close to there actually
Mekta satak kai: *Shakti grins and puts her hand on a kukri at her own belt*
TaiarKino: (...Sewer Bug?)
Mekta satak kai: Gotta problem there, Sweetheart?
FFFan80: <DG> *looks to Shakti* >.>? Any of that sound familiar, miss?
Mekta satak kai: *to the guard* The park seems likely. A couple of girls like to go there.
Arch mage144: *glances from Arian to Shakti*
CGNakibe: -V-You would do yourself WELL to keep your mouth SHUT, vile gutter snipe. eVe
T3chn0Namagomi: *smirking at the scene*
Arch mage144: Then we search the park first, naturally. You two are coming with me. Shakti, you're free to come as well. And you, Apollo, though I can't give either one of you orders.
T3chn0Namagomi: Ah, and the rich pompous bastard's allowed to talk all he wants?
Mekta satak kai: Gutter snipe? That's an interesting one. You may have a creative streak that redeems your otherwise lacking social skills.
CGNakibe: I can certainly help you bring this to a speedy conclusion, sir.
CGNakibe: *mutter* Much better than this piece of lowborn trash, anyway.
Mekta satak kai: (Do you know how popular Shakti is in the interdimensional community?!)
CGNakibe: (I've never heard of this woman before, so how important can she BE? -.e)
T3chn0Namagomi: You think you can win against someone who kills for a living? I'm amused.
Arch mage144: Hold on a second, people.
Arch mage144: What the fuck are we fighting about?
TaiarKino: Oh...The anger and detest in the air...So sweet and yet not without a hint of vinegar...*Slaps Arian on the back* Good man.
FFFan80: <DG#2> I'll keep a watch here, sir. *salutes*
Mekta satak kai: This guy is an asshole and deserves to be torn a new one as punishment.
CGNakibe: <.< Could you remove your arm from my person, sir?
TaiarKino: ...>.>...Sorry. *Takes his hand back*
Mekta satak kai: Anyway. Fuck him. The park?
Mekta satak kai: Park is good.
Arch mage144: I'm not fucking anyone in this room.
CGNakibe: *smiles sweetly* No thanks. Wouldn't want to catch anything.
FFFan80: <DG> ...indeed. Maybe someone's noticed something
Arch mage144: I'm going to the park. You are going with me. *points to DG* That's an order. Everyone else can follow me if they want. I enjoy having a fanclub.
Arch mage144: *goes to the park!*
CGNakibe: Park? Hm.
FFFan80: <DG> Yessir
Mekta satak kai: *follows*
FFFan80: *follows*
CGNakibe: IM: ... >.> General has a bit of an ego.
TaiarKino: ...Not like I have anything else to do.
CGNakibe: *follows!*
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: I'm only curious about these "negotiations"
TaiarKino: *Points at DG2* I'll be back for you. e.e
T3chn0Namagomi: *follows*
TaiarKino: *Follows Hak*
PsychoQuadDuck: *opts to follow Hak*
FFFan80: ** While the group is away... **
CGNakibe: (There is SO much love in this RP right now.)
FFFan80: <DG#2> <_<; ...finally, some time alone...
FFFan80: <DG#2> ...<.< >.>
FFFan80: <DG#2> *picks up and unfolds a magazie* ...hellooooooo Miss Chainmail of the Month.... ^___^
Mekta satak kai: (Excellent.)
CGNakibe: (Heh.)
FFFan80: *....Footsteps*
FFFan80: <DG#2> O_@ IWASNTDOINGANYTHINGGENERAL
T3chn0Namagomi: <DG#3> Skanky Sorceresses Monthly is much better, man.
T3chn0Namagomi: *seems to have walked in as well*
FFFan80: (*bops Doug*)
FFFan80: (This is supposed to be brief >.>; )
T3chn0Namagomi: (Sorry. :-( )
FFFan80: <DG#2> ...I didn't ask you e_@++
FFFan80: <DG#2> *shoo's out* Don't you have a patrol to keep?
T3chn0Namagomi: <DG#3> Nah. I got Mauser on it.
FFFan80: <DG#2> .....
FFFan80: <DG#2> Go help him e_e;
FFFan80: <DG#2> Now
T3chn0Namagomi: <DG#3>But...she's rather klutzy, and I don't want to be in range of that pike when she falls!
FFFan80: <DG#2> .....
FFFan80: <DG#2> I DONT CARE JUST DO IT
T3chn0Namagomi: <DG#3>Eep! *runs out!*
FFFan80: <DG#2> *sighs*
FFFan80: <DG#2> ...a man just wants some quality time to himself and... sheesh...
FFFan80: *...footsteps again!*
FFFan80: <DG#2> ...dammit, I said get OUT alrea...
FFFan80: <DG#2> ...who the hell are you? ....wait... what the fuck are yooeeeeeeeeeeAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
FFFan80: *** DUN DUN DUUUUUN ***
FFFan80: *** Doma City - Merchant's Row, en route to the Park ***
Arch mage144: *walking to the park, la la lah*
FFFan80: ** Our crack team of investigators heads off, through the bustling road of trade and travel **
FFFan80: ** Something does seem to be slightly amiss, to those looking around **
T3chn0Namagomi: *is indeed looking around*
CGNakibe: *is looking out... and walking BEHIND Shakti and Kamos.*
PsychoQuadDuck: *is glancing around as well*
FFFan80: =6.6= =e.e= =9.<= * There seem to be several packs of stray dogs lurking about, in the alleyways and roaming about the general populace *
CGNakibe: *After all, common trash like them are like to stab a man in teh back >:{*
FFFan80: =6.6= =6.6= =6.6= *a trio of cats watch from a window perch*
Arch mage144: ...what the fuck?
T3chn0Namagomi: *Aww, give Kamos some credit. He'd rather shoot.*
CGNakibe: Hm. I hate to say it, but I don't believe there were this many strays when I first arrived...
Arch mage144: Since when did Doma's...spay and neuter your animals, people!
T3chn0Namagomi: ...Damn, that's a lot of cats
CGNakibe: (Now we know!)
FFFan80: ** With another trio making short work of a gentleman's fish stand* =>.6 =9.9= =n.n=
CGNakibe: (And Knowing is Half the Battle!)
Mekta satak kai: (The more you know. *sparklerainbow*)
Arch mage144: (Next we're going to play Plinko and spin the wheel in an attempt to get $1.00)
T3chn0Namagomi: (YAY!)
TaiarKino: (...Does Gaera have Calculus and Advance Mathematics such as?)
CGNakibe: (And thus you have all been Edumacated.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (I am on The Price is Right!)
Arch mage144: Okay, um. Did someone cast "summon swarm of strays" or something?
FFFan80: ACK, GET YE SELVES OFF ME LIVELYHOOD YA VARMINTS!!! >_< *Swat/swing!*
Mekta satak kai: Not I.
Arch mage144: What the hell, man?
T3chn0Namagomi: (Valth isn't quite to Calc yet.)
Arch mage144: I am starting to think that we should give credence to the "disappearing people are becoming animals" theory.
Mekta satak kai: (What? Why not? That has nothing to do with tech level.)
PsychoQuadDuck: IM: I don't recall this many wandering animals.
CGNakibe: I don't know that spell.
Arch mage144: (Calc was invented by Newton)
CGNakibe: ... I would agree, General. o.o;;;
TaiarKino: ...Yes. I can't believe I hit something with that guess.
Mekta satak kai: (But was used by people before he invented the term.)
CGNakibe: This is MOST disturbing, in any case.
T3chn0Namagomi: (...I see. o_o)
Arch mage144: (If they have 1800s level technology, they should have a fundamental understanding of complicated math)
FFFan80: ....yip...
T3chn0Namagomi: (I know nothing about math history.)
Mekta satak kai: (Like.... ancient peoples with no calculators.)
Mekta satak kai: (They could do some impressive shit with numbers.)
Arch mage144: (Yeah, the Egyptians figured out pi to 20 decimal places or something)
CGNakibe: (Doug: MOST Math we know of has been around for THOUSANDS of years.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (So...yeah, I guess Valth could likely have calculus.)
Mekta satak kai: (Yay!)
FFFan80: =v.v=; *there appears to be a very frightened little dalmation pup, all by it's lonesome*
T3chn0Namagomi: (Kamos didn't take it, though. XP)
Mekta satak kai: IM: Oh....hell. Cute.
Arch mage144: (Where are the other 100 of them?)
Arch mage144: *kneels before the puppy*
Mekta satak kai: *approaches the puppy, because even she's a victim of cuteness*
Arch mage144: Hi, puppy! *holds out a hand*
PsychoQuadDuck: IM: This place is creeping me out now.
FFFan80: =9.9=
FFFan80: =0.0=
CGNakibe: *GLARES at the dog too. Just what he needs. ANOTHER pant-ripping monster*
FFFan80: *scurries behind a box* =>.<=;
Arch mage144: Okay, someone call a druid.
PsychoQuadDuck: *is staying quite a distance away from the dog*
TaiarKino: ...I wouldn't be surprised if Kino was hanging around out here...*Looks around the animals*
T3chn0Namagomi: ...It's...a dog...
CGNakibe: o.o Huh. Perhaps the dog is afraid of people.
Arch mage144: Yes, it's a dog.
Mekta satak kai: *w to the dog* Hey. C'mere.
Mekta satak kai: *w* I'll feed you.
Arch mage144: Okay, this is getting ridiculous. I'd order a full-scale search for wizards capable of casting such magic, but that'd take forever and it'd never work.
FFFan80: =>.o=
Arch mage144: I'd get a search party full of puppies.
FFFan80: *cautiously pokes nose out* =o.o=
TaiarKino: ...That might be worth it. >.>...
Mekta satak kai: *w* Hey. I'll buy you food.
FFFan80: =9.9=
T3chn0Namagomi: ...
CGNakibe: *opens up his pack*
CGNakibe: *digs around*
Mekta satak kai: *snaps her fingers to call it closer*
CGNakibe: *finds a sandwich and throws it out towards the pup*
FFFan80: =O_o=
FFFan80: *hides again!*
FFFan80: =>_<=
CGNakibe: -.- If all it wants is food, it can have that.
Mekta satak kai: *over her shoulder* Congratulations, you're finally worthwhile.
CGNakibe: More than you, anyway. >.>
Mekta satak kai: *to dog* Hey. Want the jackass's sandwich?
T3chn0Namagomi: It's been cooked with hot air!
FFFan80: <DG> Um... I feel bad and all but.. maybe we should get moving? >_>;
FFFan80: =>.o=;
T3chn0Namagomi: *jokingly, of course*
Arch mage144: As long as he isn't a shitty sandwich maker, his temperment has no effect on the quality of his sandwich.
CGNakibe: IM: It should be glad that I actually saved enough of lunch. e.e
FFFan80: *sniffs the sandwich* =6.<=
Mekta satak kai: *to the dog* You eat that. I'll be back later.
FFFan80: =-.-= =>.6= *nibbles*
Mekta satak kai: *stands*
Mekta satak kai: Yeah, let's go. I'll come back for him.
CGNakibe: My butler has an excellent idea of what TASTE is, thank you.
Arch mage144: Your butler makes your sandwiches for you?
T3chn0Namagomi: ...
Arch mage144: What kind of man are you?
Mekta satak kai: Does he wipe your ass for you?
Arch mage144: *moves forward, parkwise*
Mekta satak kai: *likewise*
CGNakibe: No, but if you're offering, I suppose I could pay you a few gil to do it.. e.e
FFFan80: *ironically*
FFFan80: =9.<= *someone is sniffing said ass*
CGNakibe: Ishtar knows you probably NEED the money.
Mekta satak kai: No thanks. I doubt you could pay any of our girls enough to touch you.
T3chn0Namagomi: *smirking*
CGNakibe: <.< Back off, hound. *rather gentle kick from a rather assholish guy*
FFFan80: ........
Arch mage144: Man, leave the dog alone.
FFFan80: =>o<= *CHOMP*
T3chn0Namagomi: *continues on*
CGNakibe: OW. DAMN YOU LET GO!!!
FFFan80: =>.e=
CGNakibe: *SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE*
FFFan80: =e.<=
Mekta satak kai: They say dogs are very good judges of character.
FFFan80: <DG> o_o;;;
Mekta satak kai: *talk while walk*
TaiarKino: ...*Kneels take and tries to take hold of the dog on Arian*
T3chn0Namagomi: ...I guess bad character leaves a good aftertaste.
FFFan80: =>.e=;;
CGNakibe: eVe *seethes*
TaiarKino: (...That take should be down.)
FFFan80: *...reluctantly lets go*
Arch mage144: ...
Arch mage144: IM: This is ridiculous.
PsychoQuadDuck: *I don't know how noticeable this is, but Apollo has slipped away from the situation*
FFFan80: *...then books it!* =>\/>=
Arch mage144: IM: I should tell them all to go the fuck home and let me do my job.
CGNakibe: eVe *preens himself, looking rather angrily at the dog* Damn mutts.
Arch mage144: IM: But the infighting is hilarious.
TaiarKino: ...>.>...Cute dogs. *Follows along the group*
T3chn0Namagomi: *Kamos is following*
CGNakibe: *limps along, thoroughly pissed*
PsychoQuadDuck: (Sorry I couldn't be more useful here..... I'll stick around for a bit longer and then I have to go.)
Arch mage144: IM: Though if either one lifts a hand against the other I'll kill them both. The guy first.
Arch mage144: (No problem)
Mekta satak kai: *there's a veritable spring in her step after Arian's latest animal issue*
FFFan80: ( Sorry man, I can only split my attention so many ways at a time x.x )
Mekta satak kai: (Bye, Div!)
T3chn0Namagomi: *seems to be snickering after this*
CGNakibe: *Arian wonders at how many ways he could make Shakti's lifer miserable after this is all over*
FFFan80: ** Time passes, and after a short while, they eventually reach the park **
Arch mage144: *park'd*
Mekta satak kai: *As folks arrive at the park, the presence of the Ducks is nothing unusual. The thing that is unusual is the presence of a young woman almost completely covered in a swarm of waterfowl.*
T3chn0Namagomi: *paaku!*
Mekta satak kai: ( http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/24726433/ )
CGNakibe: (Naki: Hak ain't kiddin. This is good stuff.)
TaiarKino: ...She tried to feed the ducks, I'm guessing.
CGNakibe: o.O;; *sees the young woman covered in Doma's most vicious fowl*
T3chn0Namagomi: ...Interesting way of doing so...
CGNakibe: IM: ... never seen THAT before.
CGNakibe: IM: ... if the little monsters want a piece of me, however.. eVe
Mekta satak kai: *From what little of her can be seen, she's dressed in green and there's a fox nobly restraining himself by a nearby park bench.*
Mekta satak kai: *She also seems to be quacking at them.*
Arch mage144: IM: Is t hat who I think it is?
FFFan80: <DG> Um... perhaps we should help her, sir? >_>;
Arch mage144: IM: I did want to call in a druid.
Arch mage144: YADALI!
Mekta satak kai: What the fuck?
FFFan80: <DG> o_o
Arch mage144: She doesn't need help. She's probably incredibly happy.
T3chn0Namagomi: Uhh...what?
FFFan80: <DG> You know her?
CGNakibe: .... odd... >.>
Arch mage144: Weird circumstances brought us together on Ka'thalar.
Mekta satak kai: *The head of an elf girl pops up above the crowd of birds. She has grey hair that stands up on her head like dandelion fluff.*
Mekta satak kai: General Hakaril!
TaiarKino: ...;;;>.>....
Mekta satak kai: Come feed the ducks! They're really friendly!
T3chn0Namagomi: ...>.>;
CGNakibe: IM: GODS, does this man associate himself with EVERY ragamuffin that comes through?
Arch mage144: I'm not here to feed ducks.
Mekta satak kai: What the-- whatever.
Arch mage144: I'm looking for the source of a problem.
Arch mage144: What are the ducks telling you?
CGNakibe: >.> IM: Mmmm... roast fowl would be quite nice today...
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: NOT touching the damn ducks.
Mekta satak kai: The ducks say that there are too many cats here lately. And the dogs are acting up, too. They haven't slept in days.
Mekta satak kai: Wh?
Mekta satak kai: *Why?
FFFan80: <DG> We think it may be related to several missing people, madam. o.o;
CGNakibe: There seems to be an increase in vicious beasts about Doma of late. >.>
Arch mage144: I need you to talk to the cats.
Arch mage144: I need you to find out if they were ever people.
T3chn0Namagomi: None more vicious than his ever-enlarged head. *smirk*
Mekta satak kai: Why? They're probably fine the way they are.
CGNakibe: *ignore ignore*
Arch mage144: Uh. No.
Mekta satak kai: IM: This Kamos is redeeming himself today.
Arch mage144: People do not like being turned into animals against their will.
Mekta satak kai: ...Why?
FFFan80: *GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*
FFFan80: *GRRRRRRRRRRRRR*
Mekta satak kai: *stands as the ducks scatter* Damn! Them again.
TaiarKino: ...*Turns towards the growling*
FFFan80: ** There appears to be a mini-commotion behind the druid, as two dogs go at it **
CGNakibe: -.- I have had ENOUGH Of this today...
Arch mage144: Don't argue with me, Yadali. This is not the time to question my logic. Are you willing to help or not?
T3chn0Namagomi: *looks at the angry dogs* Uh huh...
CGNakibe: *pulls a fancy glove from off his left hand, just in case*
Mekta satak kai: *stomps across the grass toward them* Just a second! These dogs just WILL NOT listen to me!
CGNakibe: *Don't wanna get any MORE stuff ruined*
Mekta satak kai: *begins growling and barking at the fighting dogs as she makes her way over*
FFFan80: ** They stop, and glance at the druid **
Mekta satak kai: *anyone who looks over at Alex will note that he's edging away. Maybe he knows what she's doing.*
CGNakibe: IM: Hm. As long as she's being useful, I might as well take advantage of the reprieve.
FFFan80: ** But still growling at one another **
CGNakibe: IM: Although... what in the hells is she DOING? o.O;;
Mekta satak kai: =You need to knock it off! We just talked about this!=
FFFan80: ........
Mekta satak kai: =Are you fighting over a bitch or something?=
FFFan80: ** Both dogs appear to be similiar to huskies **
Arch mage144: I have no idea what's going on, but that's okay, because it means she's doing something right.
Mekta satak kai: Silvar, tell me this is normal behavior here.
T3chn0Namagomi: -Weird barking and growling woman...okay...-
FFFan80: ** And as they come close to the group **
Mekta satak kai: Tell me it's okay to pretend this isn't something I need to worry about.
CGNakibe: *tries to figure out if its magic she's using... because this probably would be a valuable skill to learn right about now*
FFFan80: * Tai and Hakaril get the vague sense of something familiar about the two dogs *
FFFan80: =>\/>= =<\/<=
Mekta satak kai: =Well? Answer me. What is it?=
CGNakibe: (Uh oh.)
Arch mage144: She's talking to the dogs.
TaiarKino: ...Huh. You know...they...
FFFan80: =He won't let me chase the cats!=
Arch mage144: It's druidry. She's a druid.
T3chn0Namagomi: (Uh oh indeed)
CGNakibe: (At least Naki is amused. >:P)
FFFan80: =Because they're not food!= =>_<=
T3chn0Namagomi: -Yeesh. Druids. I never got what they were all about-
CGNakibe: ... I've... never seen this sort of magic before... o.o
FFFan80: =Not for YOU maybe...= =>_>=
Mekta satak kai: *to the others* One won't let the other chase cats.
FFFan80: *grrrrrrrrrrrrr* =e.e=
TaiarKino: ...certainly are going at it. <.<;;;...
Mekta satak kai: Says they aren't food and then more arguing and stuff.
CGNakibe: ... *snickers* Is that all?
Mekta satak kai: Oh, for fuck's sake.
Arch mage144: Cats aren't food. Right.
CGNakibe: Well, I suppose that's about what I should've expected from hungry mutts.
PsychoQuadDuck has left the room.
Mekta satak kai: =Anything else? What brought this up?=
Arch mage144: Ask if they were people, Yadali.
Mekta satak kai: Oh, right!
Arch mage144: Ask if they were people. *facepalms*
T3chn0Namagomi: ...This sort of magic? Eh. Definitely polymorphing.
Mekta satak kai: =I have a question.= General Hakaril =wants to know if you were people.=
FFFan80: =o.o=
FFFan80: =o\/o=?
Mekta satak kai: =I mean, bipedal people.=
Arch mage144: *walks toward the dogs and Yadali*
Mekta satak kai: =Don't give me that look. I asked you a question! It's a fair question, I think.=
FFFan80: =o.<=? =I... don't know...=
CGNakibe: IM: Rather... distractable. >.>;;
Mekta satak kai: One says he doesn't know.
TaiarKino: *Pulls his Mazokuy Glaive out of the air to lean against while they're at it* ...This is a pretty weird day, eh guys?
Mekta satak kai: I'd think he'd know that kind of thing.
Mekta satak kai: =What do you mean, you don't know?=
Arch mage144: It's possible. It's also possible that he wouldn't.
Mekta satak kai: =Do you remember being a puppy, or being a bipedal childthing?=
CGNakibe: <.< IM: More strange magic. *interest interest*
Mekta satak kai: IM: This is the most bizarre interrogation procedure I've ever seen.
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: People and their weird applications of magic. I prefer my combat-grade stuff, thank you.
FFFan80: =o.o= =...there was this nice bipedal with a stick, and grey fur=
Arch mage144: IM: Man, talking to animals is weird.
CGNakibe: *examines weird magic*
FFFan80: =9.9= =She brought us to the park=
Mekta satak kai: =When was that?=
FFFan80: =o.<=
Mekta satak kai: Someone brought them to the park. Grey fur and a stick, from the reports.
Mekta satak kai: I'm asking him when that was. *nodnod*
FFFan80: =After we caught sunup meal= =9.9=
CGNakibe: (Naki: *Turns the blue-Doggy into a cat for his amusement.)
TaiarKino: ...<.<...*Watches Arian* ...Enjoying yourself?
Mekta satak kai: =Oh, okay. And before then?=
FFFan80: =o.o=
FFFan80: =>.o=; =...I...can't...remember...=
CGNakibe: -.- Hm? o.o Oh. I have no idea what you're talking about. >.>;;
Mekta satak kai: =Uh huh.=
Mekta satak kai: General Hakaril?
Arch mage144: *sits on a bench and rests his chin in his hands* What?
Mekta satak kai: I think they're people.
Arch mage144: Okay. Why do you think that?
Mekta satak kai: They don't remember things past this morning. Sometimes that happens when people aren't ready for drastic form-changes and things.
Arch mage144: Okay then.
Mekta satak kai: A regular dog would remember last night's dinner.
CGNakibe: ... Hm.
TaiarKino: ...<.<...Just asking. *Looks away*
Mekta satak kai: Want me to see if I can get them back the way they were?
CGNakibe: I assume you've talked with enough regular dogs to know. *slight bit of skepticism*
Mekta satak kai: I have. HAVE YOU?! *mutter* City people.
Zero has entered the room.
Zero: (I forgot the plural!)
Arch mage144: Can you?
CGNakibe: No, I can't say I've been... blessed... with that ability. >.>
Zero: (What've I missed? :3)
Arch mage144: Do you talk to dogs for a living, Arian? What's that? No?
Mekta satak kai: I don't know. I do this to myself all the time.
CGNakibe: *somehow sounds SLIGHTLY less sarcastic. Only slightly*
Arch mage144: Trust the fucking druid.
Mekta satak kai: Thank you.
Mekta satak kai: Glad somebody does.
CGNakibe: *shrugs* Don't really have much of a choice in the matter. Besides, it does sound like she might know what she's talking about.
FFFan80: =o.o=?
Mekta satak kai: =I have an idea.=
FFFan80: =>\/>= *glares about*
Zero: (Who's doing what? :U)
TaiarKino: *Chuckles at Arian* ...You got told.
T3chn0Namagomi: *smirks*
CGNakibe: *doesn't seem QUITE as miffed about it as he was with Shakti, somehow*
FFFan80: =9.9=? =For stopping someone from being bad?=
FFFan80: =¬.¬=
FFFan80: =<\/<=
Mekta satak kai: =I'm not really worried about that. I think that you may not always have been dogs. If you want me to try and get you back the way you were....=
Mekta satak kai: =I can try some things.=
FFFan80: =o.o= =ok.=
Mekta satak kai: I'm going to ask if I can play around with some stuff.
FFFan80: =o\/O= =Ok?!=
FFFan80: =^.^= =She sounds nice.=
CGNakibe: IM: Wonder what she's doing now....
FFFan80: ...=>_<= *buries muzzle in paws*
CGNakibe: *starts looking on the astral*
Mekta satak kai: =I change my form all the time, and I know that sometimes when you get stuck in another form, it's hard to remember where you used to be.=
Mekta satak kai: =So, I'm going to see if I can fix stuff. That sound all right to you guys?=
FFFan80: =9\/9= =Whatever=
CGNakibe: Is it just me, or does one of them seem happier about this than the other? o.o
Mekta satak kai: (I don't even know what to roll for this.....)
FFFan80: =o.o= =Will I know why I like nuzzling the cats?=
FFFan80: =Cause you're weird= =<.<=
FFFan80: =e.e=
FFFan80: =e.e=
TaiarKino: ...I think it's just you.
CGNakibe: Hm.
NYClark2 has entered the room.
Mekta satak kai: *Yadali attempts to identify and possibly dispel whatever enchantment has been placed on the dogs.*
CGNakibe: (What DO you roll for this, really?)
TaiarKino: ...Otherwise, you are a much more dog-understanding person than I am. Which is possible.
Mekta satak kai: (I'm working on it.)
NYClark2: ( a dmillion )
CGNakibe: e.e Normally they aren't biting me for no reason, I must say.
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: Honestly, I'm surprised why he hasn't been bitten more.
Mekta satak kai: (I'm going to be an evil godmoding bitch I think. Dave said it's okay.)
Mekta satak kai: *sits on the ground and calls the nice dog closer to her*
FFFan80: =9.9=?
Mekta satak kai: =Come on. I have an idea. It's okay, I swear!=
FFFan80: *scoots over* =o.o=?
Mekta satak kai: =Come sit by me.=
FFFan80: *does* =9.9=
TaiarKino: ...I dunno, stray dogs do that. Maybe they're hungry...That one did eat your pants. <.<...
CGNakibe: *watches eagerly*
Mekta satak kai: *She puts her hands on his shoulders and runs a tentative bit of magic over him, which rapidly increases in intensity.*
FFFan80: =>.<=
Mekta satak kai: *After a dozen or so seconds of this, she finds herself sitting across from a young man with her hands on both of his shoulders.*
Mekta satak kai: *jumps back, startled*
CGNakibe: *mutters something about lightning and dogs*
FFFan80: -_- ......*tis a brown haired man, in a tan trenchcoat and light blue mail.*
CGNakibe: o.O;;;
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: At least this stuff can be undone...
CGNakibe: IM: ... HOLY CRAP.
FFFan80: *Hakaril may be kicking himself =[*
FFFan80: o_o -_-
FFFan80: ...
TaiarKino: (Holy shit its Dan?)
Mekta satak kai: What the fucking fuck?
FFFan80: ...what the bloody hell?
FFFan80: ......
Arch mage144: ...DAN?
FFFan80: Why am I in the park?!
CGNakibe: What in Ishtar's name is going on here?!? o.O;;;
Arch mage144: You got, um, puppied.
Mekta satak kai: That should be about right.
FFFan80: .......
TaiarKino: Holy Shit Its Dan! *Points at him with his Glaive increduously*
FFFan80: Hakaril? o_o;
FFFan80: ...Tai.
FFFan80: ....
Arch mage144: Dan.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...Apparently someone wanted to turn you into a dog.
Arch mage144: Who turned you into a dog?
FFFan80: >_< *rubs forehead* Ishtar help me, did I get drunk again?
FFFan80: ......dog?
Mekta satak kai: Well that was a good test run. *to the other dog* =You want to go next?=
CGNakibe: *a small blue-haired child walks by*
FFFan80: o_o; ...what are you talking about?
CGNakibe: Awww, what a cute little doggie. ^^ *looking at the other dog*
Arch mage144: Okay, let's try again.
TaiarKino: *Puts his Weapon at the rest again* Yeah. It was really something. <.<...
FFFan80: =e.e= =What did you do to him?!= *barks at the woman*
Mekta satak kai: =I put him back!=
FFFan80: =>\/>=?
Arch mage144: People have been disappearing. The theory was that they were being polymorphed into animals.
Mekta satak kai: =That's what he's supposed to look like!=
CGNakibe: Can I have him, miss? Huh? Can I keep him? o.o
Arch mage144: You have effectively offered us proof of this theory.
Mekta satak kai: Huh? No.
FFFan80: ......
CGNakibe: Why noooot? ;_;
FFFan80: Wait.
Mekta satak kai: Because I said so.
Mekta satak kai: And I know things.
FFFan80: I was... somewhere this morning with St...
FFFan80: ....
FFFan80: Where's Stephan?
CGNakibe: Hm.
FFFan80: *sniffs*
FFFan80: .....
FFFan80: ............
FFFan80: *GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRR* =e\/@=
T3chn0Namagomi: ...
CGNakibe: *huggles the puppy* Aww, but I'd pet him and love him and call him George.
T3chn0Namagomi: Figures they'd both be here.
CGNakibe: ... or Dante. Whichever is cooler.
CGNakibe: IM: ... what an.. .err.. interesting day.
FFFan80: *CHOMP!*
TaiarKino: ...Dante. *Laughs a little* Ah man...That brings back memories.
CGNakibe: OW! *backs away from the doggie*
Arch mage144: ......
Mekta satak kai: Stephan? *misc Druid profanity* Wow! It is Stephan! How cool is that!
Arch mage144: Okay, turn him back before he gets cuddled some more.
FFFan80: .........
FFFan80: *looks*
Mekta satak kai: And you! Stop that!
FFFan80: o_o
CGNakibe: Awww. ;_;
Mekta satak kai: No cuddling. I think he's allergic.
FFFan80: =>.<= *hate hate growl*
Mekta satak kai: =You come here, you.=
FFFan80: ......*THUDS* X_x
CGNakibe: That's alright. I don't think he likes me.
FFFan80: *dragged over*
CGNakibe: *runs off, chuckling* He never did seem to like me much anyway...
Mekta satak kai: =Now come here, damn it. Sit down.=
CGNakibe: IM: At least I'm not the ONLY one with trouble with dogs about now. >.>
FFFan80: =>\/9=
Mekta satak kai: Okay, this is... whatever.
Mekta satak kai: I don't even know what to say about this right now.
CGNakibe: I don't know which part of this is weirder.
Arch mage144: Shakti, this could be so much worse.
Arch mage144: You have no idea.
FFFan80: *sits up suddenly* WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO HIM?! o_@
Mekta satak kai: I think that's what freaks me out.
CGNakibe: .... and how did he GET turned into a dog anyway? o.o
Mekta satak kai: This is only the tip of the proverbial iceberg.
CGNakibe: Same thing that happened to you, sir... >.>
TaiarKino: ... We could have been wrong and people were actually missing.
Mekta satak kai: *Tries the same routine with Stephan....=
CGNakibe: Suddenly I like THAT idea better.
Papa Tymisonn has entered the room.
T3chn0Namagomi: However, it wasn't so. And as such, people were turned into animals.
Mekta satak kai: *Stephan feels something changing....he seems to have a much clearer idea of what's going on around him....and that's nice.*
Papa Tymisonn: (*gives Doug a purple nurple*)
FFFan80: >_< ...my brain's all hazy...
Mekta satak kai: *However, he also is now aware that he's a damn dog. This is problematic.*
Papa Tymisonn: (Hey all.)
Mekta satak kai: *In fact, he remains a dog.*
Arch mage144: It's probably a side effect of the spell.
FFFan80: Y..you said people are missing?
Mekta satak kai: Huh. Well that's weird.
CGNakibe: Apparently so.
FFFan80: ........
Mekta satak kai: Hey, uh...Hakaril and Dan people.
Mekta satak kai: Something's different with him.
CGNakibe: *.. suddenly wishing HE could learn that bit*
Papa Tymisonn: (Locale?)
CGNakibe: *amuses himself with the idea of training Shakti to fetch his slippers*
Arch mage144: ...what?
FFFan80: =o\/o=? =
Arch mage144: You can't turn him back?
CGNakibe: ^^
Mekta satak kai: I don't know. All I know is that I couldn't do it the same way I did with what's-his-name over there.
Arch mage144: ...that's actually kind of funny. I have a feeling I know who he is. No one would fight with Dan that vehemently...
Arch mage144: ...except his brother.
Mekta satak kai: Hey, Stephan. Hold on.
CGNakibe: *eyebrow raise*
FFFan80: =o\/<= ...*seems to be trying to do...something, with his muzzle*
Mekta satak kai: *Casts a spell that makes it much easier for Stephan to emulate human speech with his new mouth-parts.*
FFFan80: =o_o=
FFFan80: =-_-=
FFFan80: .......
FFFan80: @#$#@$#@$#@$#@$ =>o<=
FFFan80: >_O;
TaiarKino: ...*Chuckles* He hasn't changed a bit, eh?
CGNakibe: .... a rather foul-mouthed sort, isn't he?
T3chn0Namagomi: ...Yeah...that's the first thing I'd say if I were changed into an animal
CGNakibe: >.> I'm sure YOU feel right at home. *pointed look at Shakti*
FFFan80: I AM GOING TO RIP THAT @#$#@$ING BLOODY OLD HAGS @$#@$#@ING HEART OUT OF HER SAGGING OLD HIDE =e_@=
Arch mage144: Stephan, calm the fuck down.
Besyanteo has entered the room.
FFFan80: .....*faints again* X_x
CGNakibe: What's this about a hag? o.o
T3chn0Namagomi: ...Hag?
Arch mage144: You need to tell me who did this to you.
Mekta satak kai: Fuck you, you persnickity pompous shitbag. I'm not bothering with you right now.
FFFan80: ....calm down?
FFFan80: ....CALM DOWN?!
Mekta satak kai: *takes a few steps away from Arian*
Mekta satak kai: IM: Yay! I helped.
FFFan80: I'M ON ALL BLOODY@#$#@$ING FOURS DONT TELL ME TO CALM DOWN =e_@=+++
T3chn0Namagomi: ...Hmm...here's a better idea...how about you tell or show us where this "hag" is...
CGNakibe: Could you at least tell us about this.. Hag you mentioned.. err.... v.v Sir?
FFFan80: x_x
Besyanteo: (... Now there's a scene to walk in on.)
Arch mage144: *facepalms* STEPHAN.
CGNakibe: *ignores Shakti. Probably best for all involved*
Arch mage144: Tell us who did this to you so we can beat the shit out of her.
FFFan80: ...oh hell no. Not without me you're not
FFFan80: I'll make bloody @##@$ing due with teeth if need be =e.e=
T3chn0Namagomi: ...He said "we". That includes you.
FFFan80: .....
FFFan80: Oh
FFFan80: ......
TaiarKino: ...Arguable.
FFFan80: ........well, fine.
Besyanteo: (Where's Stephan and company?)
Mekta satak kai: (Park.)
FFFan80: *sighs* =~_~=
Besyanteo: (Danke much.)
CGNakibe: ... *mutters* Just what I need, more DOGS. -.-;;
Arch mage144: You are welcome to come along if you tell us who did this.
Arch mage144: We have to find her, after all.
TaiarKino: Talking Dogs no less!
FFFan80: ....=e_e=
Mekta satak kai: *calls Alex over*
NYClark2: ( You mean this is "open"? It looks so much like important goings on. )
Mekta satak kai: *sits next to Yadi patiently*
Besyanteo: *And, comes walking along, a youngish fellow in red light plate, with a white cloak.*
Mekta satak kai: Hey, talking dogs are awesome.
Papa Tymisonn: *a little red bird flits onto Shakti's shoulder*
Besyanteo: *His hair is brown and kind of a messy friz, and his features are kind of squarish*
FFFan80: She was selling some kind of candy thing.
Papa Tymisonn: *it seems... disturbed!*
CGNakibe: *glares a bit at Tai, then facepalms*
Mekta satak kai: *flicks her hand at it to shoo it away*
TaiarKino: They are pretty cool. <.<...Albeit...I kinda like mine at home not talking...
Besyanteo: ... *and Stephan hears a familiar voice exclaim: *... Holy shit, a talking dog!
Mekta satak kai: Hey get off my....=Holy shit.=
FFFan80: I told SOMEONE to say the hell with it, but no, he had to be all bloody DAN-like and buy some. =>_<=
CGNakibe: The things I go through...
T3chn0Namagomi: ...I like cats better.
Mekta satak kai: Druid, come over here.
Papa Tymisonn: *it flits off a bit, then goes back on her shoulder*
FFFan80: =o_o=
Mekta satak kai: What? *looks over*
FFFan80: x_x *still out*
CGNakibe: IM: Peck her! :D!
Mekta satak kai: Fix this bird before it accidentally shits on my shoulder.
Besyanteo: *Bes just stares at Stephan unknowingly for a minute*
CGNakibe: >.> *trying NOT to be amused by the idea of something nesting in Shakti's head*
Mekta satak kai: Do it right the fuck now.
Arch mage144: ...okay, so.
Papa Tymisonn: o.o
Arch mage144: People are eating candy that turns them into pets.
Papa Tymisonn: *flits onto her head*
Mekta satak kai: =Bird, come over here. She wants me to put you back.=
Besyanteo: ... So this is a person. That makes more sense. 6.6
CGNakibe: >.> Looks like someone's found the right tree.
Mekta satak kai: =Come on. I'm going to help.=
FFFan80: ....candy? o_o
Papa Tymisonn: *fliiiiiits over to Yadali's shoulder*
Arch mage144: That's what you're saying, Stephan?
Besyanteo: ....
NYClark2: ( Hmm... )
Mekta satak kai: =You can't sit there. You'll smush me after a second or two. On the ground, please.=
Besyanteo: Stephan?
Papa Tymisonn: *seems to nod, and flits to the earth*
FFFan80: =>_<= *oh if dogs could blush*
Mekta satak kai: *puts her fingertips on his head and does her fixy-thing*
FFFan80: ...GAH THE CANDY
CGNakibe: Candy?
T3chn0Namagomi: ...This would figure. CANDY that turns people into animals.
Papa Tymisonn: *POP! Cardinal!*
Mekta satak kai: *The bird finds himself nice and bipedal sitting on the ground.*
FFFan80: *rips a few pieces of it out of his pockets, which fall to the ground* o_o;
Besyanteo: *Yup, he's laughing. Totally oblivious to Dan and Stephan's otehr friends*
Mekta satak kai: *repeated facepalms*
Papa Tymisonn: ... o.o
Arch mage144: Okay. So. Yes. Candy.
Mekta satak kai: *facepalm, and again, and again* Damn it, Sal!
Papa Tymisonn: *BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARF*
Arch mage144: Where did you get the candy, Dan?
Mekta satak kai: Oh, for fuck's sake.
CGNakibe: ... A friend of yours, miss? XD
Mekta satak kai: There. All better.
Besyanteo: (Dan: From a stranger. o.o)
Arch mage144: This is getting absurd. You too, Cardinal? >.>
CGNakibe: Just be glad he didn't aim a few inches to the left...
FFFan80: This... this I thought was a nice old lady. o_o;
Mekta satak kai: My fucking brother.
Besyanteo: (HAk: dot dot dot)
Papa Tymisonn: *there's a LOT of bugs in there*
TaiarKino: ...*Picks the Candy up from the ground* 6.6...
Papa Tymisonn: ... *spit* Nice to see you too, Es...
Mekta satak kai: Hey, Sal. I hear grasshoppers taste like liver. That true?
CGNakibe: Oh, look. He brought you dinner too.
T3chn0Namagomi: Only the most absurd in Doma. 9_9
Mekta satak kai: Yes, it is!
Papa Tymisonn: Crunchy liver, actually... e_e
Mekta satak kai: I like it better that way. Good texture.
TaiarKino: Here Kamos, try a piece? >.>...*Holds it out*
T3chn0Namagomi: No.
Besyanteo: *he calms down, and awkwardly looks around. Hey, other people are here!*
CGNakibe: *walks over to the Stephan-puppy, chuckling at Shakti all the while*
Besyanteo: Er. All friends of the Hyrals, I take it?
TaiarKino: Aw, Why not? I saved it before the 10 second rule. >.>...
CGNakibe: So, where was this old hag?
FFFan80: .....
Arch mage144: Tai, don't tempt him with candy.
Arch mage144: He's Valthi. They can't resist candy.
Arch mage144: Or so I heard.
FFFan80: You put one hand on me and you're going to be short some fingers =e.e=
Papa Tymisonn: *stands, with some effort*
Papa Tymisonn: What hit me?
Mekta satak kai: Maybe we should start keeping some around, then.
Arch mage144: Candy.
TaiarKino: ...Oh. Fair, Fair. *Stashes it away for mischief later!*
NYClark2: ::A certain person known to some of the folks here, a mid 20sish looking 5'6" man, comes walking in to the park::
CGNakibe: ... *glares at Stephan* I've had enough of dogs biting me today. e.e
Mekta satak kai: *to Cardinal* Magic hit you. Then I fixed you because I'm awesome.
Arch mage144: Look, we need to find the candy-selling bitch who's responsible for this. Then we need to figure out a way to fix everyone that's become an animal.
FFFan80: ....oh Goddess...
CGNakibe: *suddenly small sparks of lightning flow between Arian's fingertips*
Arch mage144: I'm thinking an amplified anti-enchantment spell might do the job.
FFFan80: She was selling them in the market road o_o;
CGNakibe: If I'm going to pet you at all its to give you a rather interesting hairstyle.
FFFan80: Almost everyone goes through there!
CGNakibe: *turns to Daniel* Hm? <.<
T3chn0Namagomi: ...9_9
NYClark2: ::he seems a bit oblivious to what's going on:: Ahh, I remember this place... it's been so long.
T3chn0Namagomi: Greeeeat. Back to the market.
CGNakibe: Market road, you say?
Papa Tymisonn: ... thank you...
CGNakibe: When was this?
Mekta satak kai: You guys, if you don't mind I'm going to take my brother home so his wife can take care of him.
Mekta satak kai: Someone needs to keep an eye on him. e\/e
Papa Tymisonn: What?
Mekta satak kai: (Wow, italics messes that up royally.)
CGNakibe: *sweetly to Shakti* Bye now! Don't call us, we'll call you. ^^
NYClark2: The park, they call it. A good place to park yourself on a lonely day.
Besyanteo: (... Bleh. It's hard to react in time. o_o;-)
T3chn0Namagomi: *unslings his rifle, loads, and cocks it* Well, time for some coercion through superior arms, I say.
Mekta satak kai: *points to Arian* If I so much as hear from you, no one will ever hear from you again.
CGNakibe: IM: My day suddenly turns around...
Mekta satak kai: Come on, Sal.
FFFan80: This morning... there's no telling how much damage she's done o_o;
TaiarKino: ...Damn Kamos. ;;;>.>...It's an old lady. Come on.
CGNakibe: Why would I call you at all? >:D
Arch mage144: Okay, Shakti. I'm not going to stop you.
T3chn0Namagomi: An old magic-using lady.
Papa Tymisonn: ... why exactly are you angry at me?
Papa Tymisonn: o.O
Arch mage144: Get Cardinal someplace where he won't be tempted to eat magic candy.
Mekta satak kai: *points to Hakaril*
Papa Tymisonn: ... it was MAGIC? >.<
Arch mage144: Kamos, why is your initial reaction to shoot everything?
Mekta satak kai: Because you ATE MAGIC CANDY!
CGNakibe: *falling down laughing now* XD
Besyanteo: ... <_< ... >_> ...
Mekta satak kai: Fuck. You're going home where Farida can keep an eye on you.
T3chn0Namagomi: Because things tend to die when they get shot.
TaiarKino: An old lady with Magic Candy-...Oh, I guess since you're Valthi it makes sense you'd jump to the defenses...about Candy...*Follows along with Hak's words*
Besyanteo: Your friends are kind of all over the place, Stephan.
Mekta satak kai: Okay, so ....finding, shooting, breaking enchantments, etc. Good plans, all.
Mekta satak kai: But in what order?
T3chn0Namagomi: The order you just said
CGNakibe: Ah HAH.... hahahah... heh.... Ah, that's good. *calms down*
Mekta satak kai: Okay. I approve.
Papa Tymisonn: ... how in God's name was I supposed to know it was MAGICAL?
FFFan80: ......
CGNakibe: Arresting sounds more my style.
Mekta satak kai: SALVADOR MESSIAH!
T3chn0Namagomi: Arresting never works.
Mekta satak kai: DO NOT TAKE CANDY FROM STRANGERS!
Besyanteo: >_>;
T3chn0Namagomi: They're still alive after that.
CGNakibe: *snickers*
Mekta satak kai: *drags him by the arm in the direction of his home*
Mekta satak kai: Come on, you.
CGNakibe: Sort of the point.
NYClark2: ::walks closer to the others:: You would not believe the storms around here.
Arch mage144: This is absurd. Dan!
FFFan80: *To Bes* =~\/~=++ ...don't #$#@$ing believe this...
FFFan80: Yes? o_o;
T3chn0Namagomi: There's no point to keeping an enemy alive.
Arch mage144: Kamos! Yadali!
CGNakibe: They're still alive to face the King's Justice.
Papa Tymisonn: e_e
Besyanteo: 6_6 ... You know,
Arch mage144: Arian! And whoever else isn't a total idiot!
Mekta satak kai: Hakaril! Silvar! What?
T3chn0Namagomi: *turns to Hakaril*
Papa Tymisonn: I know the way. I can lift you, y'know...
Besyanteo: if you started walking towards wherever the candy woman was,
NYClark2: Huh? Is that a talking dog?
CGNakibe: Yes, General?
Besyanteo: I'm sure they'd all jsut follow.
Mekta satak kai: Don't you touch me. *mutters to herself*
FFFan80: .......
T3chn0Namagomi: Who the fuck cares about some bastard who didn't even earn his own power?
Arch mage144: Come with me to find the candy lady, alright? Leave Shakti and Cardinal to their catfight.
TaiarKino: ...*Raises his hand for Hak*
FFFan80: You make a good point.
Arch mage144: What the hell are you talking about, Kamos?
Besyanteo: Of course I do.
Arch mage144: You too, Tai.
NYClark2: I guess today is not a good day for me. Not in the least.
FFFan80: ......=e.e= *off he goes!*
Arch mage144: Also, talking dog Stephan should accompany us.
Besyanteo: *follow!*
TaiarKino: Nice.
CGNakibe: *snicker* Yes sir.
CGNakibe: *follows*
FFFan80: Um, Hakaril?
Arch mage144: *goes to the market, looking for a woman with BAD CANDY!*
Mekta satak kai: Yay. Let's go, for fun and magical hijinks.
FFFan80: >_>; *points* I think he just left
T3chn0Namagomi: *follows*
CGNakibe: (OHNOES!)
Arch mage144: ...he did!
Mekta satak kai: *Alex follows as well, slipping in behind Yadali*
TaiarKino: *Shoulders his Glaive and follows to parade about the city!
TaiarKino: *
NYClark2: Hello Dan!
FFFan80: ......o_o
FFFan80: What are you doing here?
NYClark2: ::Pats him on the shoulder:: When did you get a talking dog?
FFFan80: .......
Besyanteo: (Jeridan: Shouldn't you be in therapy still?)
FFFan80: <_<; ...
FFFan80: I'm not sure this is the best time for this.
NYClark2: ( Yes, he should. )
T3chn0Namagomi: ...That would be his brother.
FFFan80: ~_~; *facepalms*
NYClark2: You mean Stephan?
CGNakibe: So, what drew you to our mysterious candy anyway, mister.... Daniel, was it?
NYClark2: Ok, so you all saw it too then.
CGNakibe: >.>
FFFan80: ....
FFFan80: Um...
Arch mage144: *whistles a little*
NYClark2: Right, I guess today is not as bad as I thought.
FFFan80: It looked good? v_v;
Besyanteo: ... Well, I think one of them followed anyway. <_<
CGNakibe: *face + palm*
Besyanteo: *looks to see who all else is moving now*
Mekta satak kai: Hey, General Hakaril Person.
Arch mage144: Man, I could sure go for some candy right now!
Arch mage144: Huh?
FFFan80: ** The market seems almost empty of people, save the 'strays' **
Mekta satak kai: What do you think would happen if we gave the candy to someone who'd already been all transformed and stuff?
T3chn0Namagomi: -Keep him alive to face the king's justice, my ass. He's too fucking merciful- *muttering*
Besyanteo: *Is anyone besides HAk following the Puppy Express train to the market? :{?*
Mekta satak kai: (Yadali is, as is her fox, Sir Alex.)
CGNakibe: ... just one question, General Hakaril. How are we going to round up all the strays?
T3chn0Namagomi: *Kamos is*
NYClark2: ::Is following Dan, if he is going::
Papa Tymisonn: (OK, that was intriguing. I'm going to bed now.)
CGNakibe: *as is Renfield*
LovelyJester has entered the room.
Besyanteo: (HI Lex.)
Mekta satak kai: I can find them. I find your lack of faith disturbing, City Boy.
Mekta satak kai: (Hi, Lex.)
Papa Tymisonn has left the room.
Besyanteo: (Whee, reference.)
Mekta satak kai: (Wait for Brian.)
Mekta satak kai: (His computer just shut off.)
LovelyJester: (Hey guys. Just popping in.
Mekta satak kai: (Hi, Lex.)
LovelyJester: (I'll likely disappear for dreamland shortly.)
Mekta satak kai: (We love you!)
NYClark2: ( Hey Lex )
TaiarKino: (Katamari!)
LovelyJester: (LOVED OH SHIT?!)
Zero: (Still at the park? Who's all doing what?)
Besyanteo: (BEsyanteo Hak and Kamos and a bunch of others are following puppy stephan to market)
Besyanteo: (From the park)
FFFan80: ** The group notices the strays getting a bit denser, so to speak, more of them crammed together as they move through the market **
NYClark2: ::Following Dan::
Besyanteo: (And brian's computer hates him)
FFFan80: ...my Goddess... o_o;
Mekta satak kai: Wow. This could keep my busy for days! *sound positively delighted*
Arch mage144 has left the room.
FFFan80: .....<_<;
NYClark2: Quite a lot of animals here... can they talk too?
Arch mage144 has entered the room.
Arch mage144: We're not going to hunt them all down. That would be a huge waste of time.
TaiarKino: (...Welcome back.)
Arch mage144: Once we dispatch the candy saleswoman, we're going to project an enormous disenchantment spell.
Arch mage144: It might have some unintended side-effects, but it's better than the status quo.
Mekta satak kai: Ooooh, fun.
T3chn0Namagomi: Indeed...wait, how will WE project one? I don't know anything related to disenchantment.
FFFan80: ** Finally, something decidedly bi-pedal in nature stands out in the crowd **
Besyanteo: Hey, there's someone.
TaiarKino: ...You are noticably excluded from the ''We'' then Kamos. Done and done.
CGNakibe: Hm.
FFFan80: * Tis, indeed, an old woman. Who looks, well... old womanish. You could mistake her for someone's grandmother, in her simple dress and apron *
Arch mage144: I'm going to figure the details of that out later. If I have to call in Gunnir specialists I will.
Mekta satak kai: Oh, oh, oh! Can I come with?
FFFan80: * ...and, perhaps a bit disturbingly, she appears to be petting Stephan *
T3chn0Namagomi: ...
FFFan80: =-.-= .......
Besyanteo: ... o_o;
Mekta satak kai: I want to go to Gunnir. You think they'd let me visit?
CGNakibe: How would you manage that, General? Last I heard you could only do that with several weeks and an Array spell.
FFFan80: ...there there, no more mean doggie... thatsa good boy... 6.6
Arch mage144: If it takes time, it takes time.
Mekta satak kai: Whoa! You leave him alone!
Mekta satak kai: Alex, go bite her!
FFFan80: o_o
T3chn0Namagomi: *tries to get a feel for her aura*
Arch mage144: I will discuss the specifics of such ritual spells later!
FFFan80: Oh dearie me.
Arch mage144: Hello, miss! *wave*
Mekta satak kai: *a streak of red fur darts out after the old woman*
CGNakibe: o.o >.> Madam.
Arch mage144: Is that your dog?
FFFan80: *Despite appearances, she's definitely no slouch in the magic department*
Besyanteo: IM: ... And everyone goes batshit.
FFFan80: 6.6
FFFan80: *taps her staff*
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: As I thought. A sorceress, and a strong one.
CGNakibe: Are you the one who has been distributing candy to the various citizens of this fair city?
Mekta satak kai: (You want batshit??)
Mekta satak kai: (You may get it....)
FFFan80: *Alex suddenly feels compelled to take a nap.*
NYClark2: ( I can give you batshit. But I don't care too. )
Mekta satak kai: *curls up by the stand*
FFFan80: *Cause, you know, naps are good*
Besyanteo: (>_> ... *no comment*)
Mekta satak kai: Don't you fucking CAST MAGIC ON MY FOX!
TaiarKino: ...I sure hope that doesn't work on us. ;;;>.>...
CGNakibe: ... I take that as a yes. >.>;;
Mekta satak kai: (I'll give you batshit.)
FFFan80: o_o If you can't keep your little precious under control, what's a woman to do?
Arch mage144: (I don't have any bats.)
Arch mage144: Excuse me, miss?
Besyanteo: (*sends Kai Guano.*)
FFFan80: Yes, young man?
Arch mage144: I think I might have to arrest you.
NYClark2: Certainly getting loud around here.
FFFan80: Whatever for? o_o
Besyanteo: (...)
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: If she goes hostile, I'm going to end this in one shot.
Mekta satak kai: *Yadali doesn't seem to take well to people doing anything to her dog. She begins breathing rather heavily and her muscles tense noticeably.*
CGNakibe: *sighs* If you would please come with us, miss...
Arch mage144: Does she look familiar, Dan?
FFFan80: But I haven't done anything wrong.
FFFan80: ...I'm pretty sure that's her o_o;
NYClark2: Who is she, Dan?
Mekta satak kai: *In fact, Yadali transforms herself into a bear over the course of several seconds. She ROARS at the woman in lieu of now-impossible speech.*
T3chn0Namagomi: For a mass polymorphing? That's pretty wrong by any standards.
FFFan80: ...I don't know, other than someone who sells candy <_<;
Arch mage144: Good enough for...WHOAH.
Mekta satak kai: (Batshit Yadali action.)
CGNakibe: We have reason to believe that you have been turning the populace into barnyard ani... HOLY CRAP. >.<
TaiarKino: ...Uh oh.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...
LovelyJester has left the room.
Besyanteo: ...
CGNakibe: O.O;;;
Besyanteo: 9_9
Besyanteo: Big.
NYClark2: :: Jumps back:: What is going on?
T3chn0Namagomi: Alright. So it's a bear.
CGNakibe: *INSTANTLY draws rapier, just in case*
Arch mage144: Yadali, you are not judge, jury, and executioner! That's my job!
CGNakibe: An ANGRY bear.
FFFan80: *Stephan darts in the way, ohnoes =[* =e_e=
NYClark2: Dan, do you see this?
FFFan80: GAH!
T3chn0Namagomi: Shove it, Hakaril!
FFFan80: My my, such hostility.
Mekta satak kai: *growls at Hakaril, and he can feel the heat of her breath on his face....but she doesn't advance on the woman*
TaiarKino: ...*Looks at Stephen, looks back to Yadali* ...Damn. That dog is gonna fight off that bear. >.>...
FFFan80: I was right to do what I've done, oh yes... ~_~
Besyanteo: >_>
Arch mage144: I'll shove you, Kamos! Lady, come with us, you're under arrest for suspicion of misuse of magical artifacts and illegal polymorphing!
CGNakibe: Right? e.e
CGNakibe: You call turning people into dogs that RIP MY PANTS RIGHT?!? eVe
Mekta satak kai: *is covered in hostile bristling fur*
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: I'm going to take her out in one shot!
Arch mage144: If you're innocent, you've got nothing to worry about, but I'm a little doubtful.
FFFan80: Of course.
Mekta satak kai: *flexes her claws*
Arch mage144: Drop the staff.
FFFan80: Haven't you ever noticed, how much more love there is in a home with animals in it?
Besyanteo: >_>
Arch mage144: ...yes, I have sever...
Arch mage144: ...actually...
FFFan80: I'm just making more of it.... ~.~
TaiarKino: ...Yes, actually I have.
Arch mage144: IM: *thoughts of Noire, Precious, and the ToD*
Arch mage144: IM: ......
CGNakibe: *note, he's not stupid enough to get in front of the (apparently not-yet) rampaging bear*
Besyanteo: Lady.
CGNakibe: (ToD: Arr Arr!)
Arch mage144: IM: Fuck, no wonder my home is like a small battlefield.
Besyanteo: I've noticed you're transforming and mind controlling people.
Arch mage144: ...in retrospect, no.
TaiarKino: ...Which is actually very bad for me. <.<;;...
Arch mage144: My pets are always trying to kill each other.
FFFan80: Oh, there's always little tiffs between a family.
FFFan80: But deep down, they love each other all the same.
Mekta satak kai: *long, low growling*
CGNakibe: (ToD: Noire Started it!!)
FFFan80: It was true of all my little kitties at my home, and will soon be true for Doma as well... ~.~
Besyanteo: >_> ...
CGNakibe: IM: ... crazy.... cat lady.
Besyanteo: Hey, uh, how bout no?
Arch mage144: Yeah, uh, you're insane.
Mekta satak kai: IM: And what the fuck has she done to them?!
T3chn0Namagomi: *Kamos raises a hand, as a black light erupts from the ring on his right hand. The light around him seems to dim ever so slightly, and black electricity begins to form in his left hand, eventually stabilizing itself...*
Mekta satak kai: IM: Hakaril has ten seconds to let me kill her.
Besyanteo: <_<
Besyanteo: ... Mr. Hakaril.
Mekta satak kai: *takes a step forward*
FFFan80: Me? I'll tell you what's insane, this city.
TaiarKino: ...We got a Bloodthirsty crowd here today, Hak. <.<;;...
CGNakibe: *Arian's Rapier, for its part, starts crackling with electrical energies*
Besyanteo: They're all getting ready to kill things.
Arch mage144: I suppose I can just let them.
FFFan80: So much noise, such anger and yelling, but this will make it all better!
TaiarKino: *Is still standing calmly with his Glaive shouldered*
Arch mage144: *shrug*
Mekta satak kai: *glances to Alex*
Mekta satak kai: IM: Still okay. Good.
CGNakibe: I'd rather not fight an old woman. Please. Just come with us.
Arch mage144: Look, I really don't want to strike down an old woman in the marketplace.
FFFan80: ...Strike me... down?
Arch mage144: Like I said. Under arrest. Come quietly or you're going to be very sad.
Mekta satak kai: *growling that crescendos into another roar*
CGNakibe: *says the guy with the crackly sword*
FFFan80: ~_~ ...now we just can't have that....
Besyanteo: IM: Maybe I should just get out of the way...
Arch mage144: Half of our number seems to want to kill you.
Arch mage144: You have two choices.
FFFan80: *taps the staff into the ground!*
T3chn0Namagomi: Darkness beyond life and death itself, gather before me now. I allow myself your dominion! Devastate and come forth, quick death, and strike down all who oppose me! *The black sphere hovers, crackling*
T3chn0Namagomi: BLACK WAVE!!!
Besyanteo: *goes to pick up Stephan*
Besyanteo: *and flee*
FFFan80: ** The group notices.... **
Besyanteo: *Atleast a little ways*
Mekta satak kai: (Brian's gone again.)
Mekta satak kai: (He'll be back in a moment.)
FFFan80: =e.e= =e.e= =e.e= ** ...several of the strays now seem to be glaring in their direction **
CGNakibe: (Kamos is apparently quick to try to shoot things.)
Besyanteo: (HE is. You should see him and Tareen.)
TaiarKino: (...Does he look at your monitor while his is out?)
Mekta satak kai: (He can, but Hakaril can't act while Brian's computer is off, so it's kind of a moot point.)
TaiarKino: (*Nods* I just wanted to...uh...HI BRIAN! WOOO!!!)
Arch mage144 has left the room.
Arch mage144 has entered the room.
CGNakibe: (Welcome back!)
CGNakibe: (NOW FIX ME A SAMMICH. eVe)
T3chn0Namagomi: ( Kai applauded the idea of what happened to Tareen, IIRC.)
Arch mage144: ...oh Great Lord Agnostic, I am not dealing with this shit.
FFFan80: My pretties! These mean people want to destroy our growing family...
Mekta satak kai: (Yes, I did.)
Arch mage144: I am not fighting an army of polymorphed puppies.
Arch mage144: (Apparently Kamos is attempting a preemptive strike. >.>)
FFFan80: =e\/e=+++ *...Bes gets the impression he may risk losing limbs trying to grab Stephan*
T3chn0Namagomi: *The black sphere erupts forward toward the woman in a massive column of negative energy, in the form of black lightning*
Besyanteo: *while trying to get Stephan to a safe distance* If someone jsut sapped her, this would all be over by now!
Besyanteo: *and he has thick leather gloves. Bite all you like stephy*
FFFan80: *A trio of kitties leap up!*
TaiarKino: ...Oh no. Come ooon...
FFFan80: =X.x=;; =x.X=;; =X.x=;;; *and get kerzapped*
Besyanteo: .....
FFFan80: My babies!
Besyanteo: <_<
FFFan80: You brutes!
Zero: (Nama, you do remember that Kyle said he'd do his best to get Kamos shipped back to Valth, were he to injure any more small animals, right? That could make for an amusing RP.)
CGNakibe: Damn. >.<
Besyanteo: ... *an edge in his voice*
Besyanteo: Woman.
TaiarKino: *Winces* ...That was some pretty evil crap, Kamos. >.>...You just Black Lightninged Three Kittens.
Mekta satak kai: *Yadali can't seem to resist now that fighting is actually occurring. Behind Kamos' spell is a large brown bear-Druid charging at the old woman*
CGNakibe: Those might be PEOPLE!
Besyanteo: Were those people?
CGNakibe: YOU IDIOT. eVe
T3chn0Namagomi: She used them as shields.
Arch mage144: (How do you "ship" people to Valth? You going to put Kamos in a box and send him via Gaeran Fed-EX?)
Zero: (You hire the Green Riders to haul 'em by a rope through a briar patch.)
Arch mage144: Damnit, Kamos, no more area of effect bullshit!
Besyanteo: (warning: Contents fragile and may contain hazardous substances)
TaiarKino: (*Slaps ''To Abu-Dabi'' on Kamos' Box*)
Arch mage144: *draws his sword* I'm not in the mood to see civilians get injured today. I've had enough of this garbage!
CGNakibe: *points at the old woman, using a subtle spell to make her find even the slightest thing funny*
FFFan80: *Yadali finds a large husky trying to bite into her foreleg* =>\/<= *which would be someone's sibling*
CGNakibe: (Box: Comes back stamped *Return To Sender*)
FFFan80: O_o NO!
Besyanteo: *aparently didn't get Stephan*
Besyanteo: *which means he can take out his sword*
TaiarKino: (Daaamn you Nermal!...I mean, Kamos!!!...)
Zero: (Hahahah.)
Besyanteo: *and he can go and try to slam the hilt into the back of the woman's head*
Mekta satak kai: *She totally fucking ignores him in favor of mauling that old lady.*
Zero: (I forgot the song from that one episode.(
Besyanteo: (Should I roll, Dave?)
FFFan80: *thinks* ...we have to do something...
FFFan80: (go for it )
CGNakibe: (Or should I? o.o)
Mekta satak kai: (I actually have a sheet for Yadali, though it's in D&D.)
Arch mage144: (This is like 6 people vs. one old lady)
Mekta satak kai: (Five people and a bear.)
CGNakibe: (So do I, actually. o.o)
OnlineHost: Besyanteo rolled 1 6-sided die: 2
TaiarKino: ...Something along the lines of attacking an elderly lady, Dan? >.>...Isn't that against your Palidan code or something...
FFFan80: (and random animals =O)
CGNakibe: ( A rather ANGRY bear.)
FFFan80: ......
OnlineHost: CGNakibe rolled 1 6-sided die: 6
FFFan80: Not if she's GETTING PEOPLE KILLED e_e;
TaiarKino: No one is dead yet!...Just pleasantly more fluffy. Stacy would have a field day with this. <.<;;...
Arch mage144: *points his sword at the woman, adopting a fencer's stance* If you won't go without a fight, I am not going to hesitate further!
FFFan80: EEK!
Besyanteo: (What was Shain going for?)
Besyanteo: (Shaun*)
Arch mage144: (Except that OOCly I am because the GM is getting spammed with attacks)
Mekta satak kai: (I'm going to roll for Yadali.)
OnlineHost: Mekta satak kai rolled 1 20-sided die: 1
CGNakibe: (Shaun was trying to give her Tasha's Hideous Laughter!)
OnlineHost: Mekta satak kai rolled 1 20-sided die: 20
Besyanteo: (... Ha.)
OnlineHost: Mekta satak kai rolled 1 20-sided die: 2
Besyanteo: (She dodges a sap by standing, but is wracked with uncontreolable laughter.)
Mekta satak kai: (Okay, so she hits with the second claw but not the bite.)
Besyanteo: (Nice.)
Mekta satak kai: (Shall I attempt to grapple the old woman?)
Zero: (I have no idea what all these dice are for :-( )
FFFan80: >_e ...you... you vicious little thing...
TaiarKino: (*Chills out for a second* ...<.<...*Does a little boogie*)
Arch mage144: (We are apparently using six different systems, too)
OnlineHost: Mekta satak kai rolled 1 20-sided die: 11
CGNakibe: (Only six?)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Apparently)
CGNakibe: (I'm surprised. We can do better. >:{{)
FFFan80: (x_X THERE ARE ABOUT 8 PEOPLE DOING THINGS I'M TRYING OK?)
Besyanteo: (I have an idea.)
CGNakibe: (Quick, someone hunt up the Lo5R rules!)
TaiarKino: (...Maybe we should stop for a moment and let Dave bring order to this battle.)
Mekta satak kai: (11+15=26.)
CGNakibe: (Yes, lets.)
Zero: (Yeah really. :-( Poor Dave.)
Mekta satak kai: (Yes, stopping is good.)
FFFan80: (Ok. )
CGNakibe: (Repeat after me. Dave is in Control.)
TaiarKino: (*Uses Fallout2 battle system! Another one!*)
Mekta satak kai: (Dave is in control.)
FFFan80: (Old school dice-sys)
FFFan80: (Everyone roll a d20)
OnlineHost: T3chn0Namagomi rolled 1 20-sided die: 14
Besyanteo: (*runs out of action points. Gets shot and explodes in a fit of gore. Teh fans cheer!*)
OnlineHost: TaiarKino rolled 1 20-sided die: 11
OnlineHost: CGNakibe rolled 1 20-sided die: 9
OnlineHost: Besyanteo rolled 1 20-sided die: 9
CGNakibe: (Frank Horrigan laughs.)
Besyanteo: (He does.)
TaiarKino: (*Kills the hardest enemy in the game instantly by a Critical Stab to the eyes*)
OnlineHost: FFFan80 rolled 1 20-sided die: 8
Zero: (What sort of dice system is this?)
Marshmallow DM has left the room.
Besyanteo: (Also: I move that Shaun's attack be the only one counted so far. Because an uber sorceress wracked with uncontrollable laughter strikes me and all kinds of awesome.)
FFFan80: (old "We are just BSing a story so using d6 to see if people hit or miss" system =D; )
Besyanteo: (But that's jsut me. :o)
NYClark2: ( Nothing like getting a phone call in the middle of something. )
TaiarKino: (Oooh...Classic.)
Zero: (Yeah :-( d20s all over the place confused me for a bit.)
FFFan80: (*pokes people*)
Mekta satak kai: (*is poked.*)
CGNakibe: (Rar.)
TaiarKino: (Oof.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Alright, so...my turn?)
Arch mage144: (I think that was partly because Kai broke out her d20 sheet for the character)
Mekta satak kai: (She'll have a PS sheet in about 24 hours.)
FFFan80: (This isn't D&D or Philsys)
CGNakibe: (Too bad. I could've gotten XP by killing the party and stealing their gold. >:{{{ )
NYClark2: ( Am I too late for the fun? )
Besyanteo: (Freestyle, as I recall it: we all have 10 HP. we roll d6s on our turn. 3 or 4 hits for 1 HP. 5 or 6 gets you 2.)
Mekta satak kai: (I think adding extra people at this point will increase the chaos.)
Zero: (Bes is right!)
CGNakibe: (Naki: CHAOS CHAOS WAI!)
NYClark2: ( Well, I was here before I got called away. )
Besyanteo: (Turn based, hence the d20 init rolls)
OnlineHost: Mekta satak kai rolled 1 20-sided die: 9
Besyanteo: (And then our GM decides anythign else that comes up.)
OnlineHost: Arch mage144 rolled 1 20-sided die: 16
NYClark2: ( I am playing someone who isn't totally aware of things, so maybe he won't actually fight. )
Besyanteo: (Works.)
TaiarKino: (Naki, he was good. Good ol' Naki...)
FFFan80: (Shaun/Bes/Kai you'll need to reroll, as you all got 9 =D; )
Mekta satak kai: (Indeed. This is worthy of being confusing to outside observers.)
OnlineHost: Besyanteo rolled 1 20-sided die: 20
Besyanteo: (... whoa.)
OnlineHost: CGNakibe rolled 1 20-sided die: 19
OnlineHost: Mekta satak kai rolled 1 20-sided die: 14
CGNakibe: (The Dice Gods are kind.)
OnlineHost: NYClark2 rolled 1 20-sided die: 19
Besyanteo: (Oh: And of course, you don't -have- to attack on your turn, of course. ... but most people do.)
FFFan80: (Dan/Yadari/Arian/Besyanteo/Tai/Kamos/Hakaril/James)
TaiarKino: (...Vs An Old Lady. *CUE ROCKIN BATTLE MUSIC*)
Mekta satak kai: (Yadari! That sounds like something Farwind would call her.)
Arch mage144: (It's an Earthbound battle sequence, Tai)
FFFan80: (Old lady has 20HP, as it's late =[ )
T3chn0Namagomi: (*plays the DDS2 battle theme!*)
TaiarKino: (*Brushes his Teeth at the Old Lady!*)
CGNakibe: (*puts on Giygas' theme just for kicks*)
FFFan80: ** Dan does the most logical thing one can do in a situation like this **
NYClark2: Dan... this is a lot to take in.
FFFan80: ** ...running over and trying to pry his sibling off Yadari ** >_< GETOFFHERYOUMORON!
Zero has left the room.
Mekta satak kai: (*Yadali)
Mekta satak kai: (And that's nice of him, by the way.)
FFFan80: (x_x)
FFFan80: (sorry)
Mekta satak kai: (That's why she often shortens it to Yadi. It's easier to remember.)
Mekta satak kai: (That and one name just isn't enough.)
FFFan80: (Speaking of whom, go nuts)
Mekta satak kai: *maul attempt*
NYClark2: ( I thought it was Yadli... hmm... )
CGNakibe: (MvC Announcer: LETS GO CRAZY!)
Mekta satak kai: *seriously wants to tear the woman into pieces right there in the middle of the street*
Mekta satak kai: (What shall I roll, sir? d6?)
TaiarKino: (*Overdone oldies* Heaven or Hell?)
FFFan80: (d6)
NYClark2: ( Beat em up guy! )
CGNakibe: (Face it Straight!)
OnlineHost: Mekta satak kai rolled 1 6-sided die: 5
Besyanteo: (Bam.)
Mekta satak kai: (Roar.)
CGNakibe: (The Powaaah of the bear!)
NYClark2: That is one large dog.
FFFan80: *Lets out a loud shiek, as a good chunk of her dress is torn and bloodied* >o@
FFFan80: (18, Meester snooty pants is up)
TaiarKino: ...I went around the world and came back to watch a bear attack an old lady. <.<;;...
CGNakibe: (*sticks his nose up at that comment* >:{)
Besyanteo: (Atleast Tai's getting a nice, full meal here.)
CGNakibe: *gets in slightly forwards, in a fencing stance... and stabs at the old woman. Nothing fatal, just trying to pin her down and let the electricity do its work*
NYClark2: ( Oh wow, it's Tai, the Mazoku? Neat! )
OnlineHost: CGNakibe rolled 1 6-sided die: 1
Mekta satak kai: (Tai is super freaking keen.)
FFFan80: *remember that missing pant leg?*
TaiarKino: (I forgot how to RP! *Sobs*)
CGNakibe: (Tai must be rather full right about now.)
FFFan80: =e\/<= *apparently, he wants the arm to go along with it now*
CGNakibe: (Lots of HATE and AAAANGST today.)
CGNakibe: GOD DAMMIT, HOUND!!! *SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE* eVE
Mekta satak kai: (The fair is a ver..itable smorgasbord-orgasbord-orgasbord... after the gates are shut....)
Arch mage144: IM: This is something absurd about watching a bear maul an old woman.
FFFan80: (B to the E to the S, is up)
Arch mage144: *there
Mekta satak kai: (At night it all can be found all around on the ground all around....)
Mekta satak kai: (That's where the Mazoku glut....)
Mekta satak kai: (Templeton is da shiznat, y'all.)
Besyanteo: *he holds his sword out at his side, so that it makes a wall between the old woman and those who have yet to attack her* Lady, this is your last chance.
Besyanteo: You're hurting people. If you don';t come quietly, these people will rip you apart.
Besyanteo: Stop this now.
Besyanteo: (SKipping attack)
FFFan80: NO, I WON'T LET YOU RUIN MY FAMILY! e_@
FFFan80: YOU DONT UNDERSTAND
Besyanteo: ... Than it's your funeral.
Besyanteo: *he draws his sword back*
Besyanteo: *they're free to do whatever*
Besyanteo: (NEEEEEEEEEEZT.)
FFFan80: (AngstSponge is up)
Besyanteo: (... next, even. god I'm such a typo whore.)
CGNakibe: (Nezetta isn't here.)
TaiarKino: (...Do I have Square Pants too?)
CGNakibe: (Although there's a thought...)
TaiarKino: ...I feel really bad attacking an old lady.
OnlineHost: TaiarKino rolled 1 6-sided die: 1
NYClark2: (No no, sponge. As in soaking it up, not giving it out. )
CGNakibe: (Chattering Teeth!)
Besyanteo: (Tai: So I won't!)
TaiarKino: ...*Takes a step back away from the Elderly beating crowd* Take it away guys. ;;>.>....
NYClark2: ( That's awesome. )
FFFan80: (ArmsDepo is next)
Besyanteo: (No, what's awesome is that if it were an old man wizard with a slightly meaner attitude,)
Besyanteo: (People would be all over his ass already)
CGNakibe: (Arms Akimbo?)
T3chn0Namagomi: Hmph. Not in the mood for this. *Fires a quick couple of shots at the old woman*
OnlineHost: T3chn0Namagomi rolled 1 6-sided die: 1
TaiarKino: Dooon't shoot the kittnes.
T3chn0Namagomi: (...)
TaiarKino: ...Or puppies.
FFFan80: (YOU PEOPLE NEED TO PAY HOMAGE TO DICEGAMI >=[ )
NYClark2: Or the very large dog
T3chn0Namagomi: (I NEED MY NON-DIE STAT MODS.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (XP)
TaiarKino: (Hey, The dice gods saved me from attacking. ;;;>.>...)
NYClark2: ( We coulda used these rolls in the MAC RP. )
FFFan80: **The old woman just barely gets out of the way in time, a vegetable stand behind her exploding and raining fruit all over the place**
Besyanteo: (*Next round* ... no really. They'll kill you. *next round* .. honest... *and the next* ... Fuck it, I'm going home.)
CGNakibe: (Clark: Its always the rolls you DON'T want.)
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: The carrots deserved it.
FFFan80: ...*which several of the birds start pecking at* 6.6 6.<
NYClark2: ( Exactly )
CGNakibe: (Also Doug?)
T3chn0Namagomi: (?)
CGNakibe: (The Celery Stalks at Midnight!)
FFFan80: (ImprovisationalLawyer)
T3chn0Namagomi: (OHNOES!)
Mekta satak kai: (Carrots are resistant to negative energy, you know. I mean, for vegetables. They aren't as tough as all that, but this has been your random magical trivia for the day.)
Arch mage144: This is totally absurd.
TaiarKino: Isn't it? Isn't iiit...?
Arch mage144: Lady, I'm going to have to ask you once again...come with me!
NYClark2: ( Carrots can have up to a +80% bonus to their Exp gain. )
FFFan80: NEVER
Besyanteo: >_>;
CGNakibe: (*idly wonders how Hak and 8-bit's Red Mage would get along*)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Resisting...urge...to...make...dirty...jokes)
FFFan80: YOU WANT TO TAKE ME AWAY FROM MY BABIES
Arch mage144: *a brilliant flash issues from Hakaril's body, its intent to blind and disable, not kill*
OnlineHost: Arch mage144 rolled 1 6-sided die: 5
Arch mage144: (The effectiveness of that is up to you.)
FFFan80: > @ GAH
CGNakibe: (Apparently Disabling shots are the way to go this afternoon.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Nope. Arian's missed, remember?)
CGNakibe: (The Hideous Laughter rolled a 5.)
CGNakibe: (>:{{{ )
Besyanteo: (It's an old insane cat woman. Killing her feels something like killing a hobo who was too persistent about that spare change.)
FFFan80: *blinded, allowing Yadali a quich chomp into the woman's arm while she can't see*
T3chn0Namagomi: (It's a sorceress.)
FFFan80: (Because this needs to get going =[ )
FFFan80: (16)
FFFan80: (BoyScoutFromBaron)
CGNakibe: (How does Old Woman taste anyway, Yadali?)
Mekta satak kai: (*gravelly voice* Like blood....)
FFFan80: We don't want to seperate you! We're stopping YOU from seperating families!
Mekta satak kai: ( ^_^ )
Mekta satak kai: (Lost Brian again.)
FFFan80: Think about all the ones you're breaking up right now!
FFFan80: No I'm not! They're all joining my family. Just like I'll make sure you all do after this, and anyone else I haven't found yet, so we can all be happy!
Arch mage144 has left the room.
Arch mage144 has entered the room.
FFFan80: o_o
FFFan80: IM:
FFFan80: Kyra: =9.9= Yip?
FFFan80: .....e_e
Mekta satak kai: IM: EAT YOU OLD WOMAN.
OnlineHost: FFFan80 rolled 1 6-sided die: 2
Mekta satak kai: IM: GOING TO EAT YOU.
Mekta satak kai: IM: Alex is MY FAMILY you old bitch.
FFFan80: *The old woman gets a blunt halberd end to the side of the skull!* >o< LEAVE MY WIFE AND KIDS ALONG YOU BLOODY CRAZY BITCH
CGNakibe: (Suddenly I wish Farwind was here.)
FFFan80: (15)
Arch mage144: IM: Holy shit, Dan is angry.
Mekta satak kai: (I don't think Farwind needs to see this...)
FFFan80: (TeddyBearWithTeeth)
NYClark2: Whoa... Dan is...
Mekta satak kai: *maul attempt for great bloody gorey justice*
OnlineHost: Mekta satak kai rolled 2 6-sided dice: 5 3
Mekta satak kai: (Oops.)
Mekta satak kai: (Mulligan.)
OnlineHost: Mekta satak kai rolled 1 6-sided die: 4
Mekta satak kai: (A nice average. Interesting.)
NYClark2: That must be some kind of monster!
FFFan80: *Her right side is starting to look like a mass of gashes* >_@,
NYClark2: Dan, are you ok?
FFFan80: (14)
FFFan80: e_e+++
FFFan80: (Screwed up)
FFFan80: (SuperFightingRobot)
NYClark2: ( But no need to go back. )
TaiarKino: (...BananaNA! Megaman!)
NYClark2: ::Runs over to Dan and the woman:: This thing... it can not be. Dan, no need to worry!
OnlineHost: NYClark2 rolled 1 6-sided die: 6
NYClark2: ::goes for the old standby, and sends a punch to the old woman's solar plexis::
Besyanteo: (Jeridan: ... I've never heard of rush ,and now I will not cosplay him.)
CGNakibe: (Naki: Aww... not even for me? ;_; )
Besyanteo: (Jeridan: ... *STAB* No. =D)
NYClark2: ( James: Is rush some sort of band? )
CGNakibe: (Naki: *turns Jeridan into the Evermore Toaster Dog without the Bazooka* Awww. >:{ )
FFFan80: *OW.*
FFFan80: ~_@; *the old lady is definitely starting to feel the hurt*
FFFan80: (10)
FFFan80: (<.<)
FFFan80: (>.>)
TaiarKino: (That thing was the Epitome of Awesome.)
FFFan80: *strikes her staff down*
FFFan80: MY BABIES, COME HELP MOMMY!
CGNakibe: (Perhaps a tad TOO awesome. >.> Maxed shots from it hit for TONS.)
FFFan80: (everyone roll a d6 =O)
OnlineHost: CGNakibe rolled 1 6-sided die: 6
OnlineHost: Besyanteo rolled 1 6-sided die: 3
OnlineHost: NYClark2 rolled 1 6-sided die: 6
OnlineHost: Mekta satak kai rolled 1 6-sided die: 2
CGNakibe: (Awesome!)
OnlineHost: TaiarKino rolled 1 6-sided die: 3
OnlineHost: T3chn0Namagomi rolled 1 6-sided die: 1
NYClark2: ( Awesome as well! )
OnlineHost: Arch mage144 rolled 2 6-sided dice: 5 5
OnlineHost: FFFan80 rolled 1 6-sided die: 3
OnlineHost: Arch mage144 rolled 1 6-sided die: 2
Arch mage144: (Damn)
T3chn0Namagomi: (...I wonder why I always get stuck with these rolls whenever a d6 RP happens)
TaiarKino: (...SHould've allowed the 5. I mean...You did get it twice.)
FFFan80: **Daniel finds himself, ironically**
FFFan80: *With a pair of cats on his shoulders, swatting at his face*
FFFan80: >_@;;; GAH GET OFF GET OFF GAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Besyanteo: (Ha.)
FFFan80: *A rather large St. Bernard tries to charge Yadali* =e.e=
FFFan80: *...but a nice big swipe from her paw says otherwise* =X.@=;;;
Mekta satak kai: (XD)
CGNakibe: (Yadi: BAD DOG, NO BISCUIT! eVe)
FFFan80: *You know, I think someone has a stalker =[*
FFFan80: *Because a certain dog is back again, working on the other pant leg. And flesh* =>\/e=
T3chn0Namagomi: (...Note to self. Understand what a roll does before interpreting it. I am a dum-dum :-( )
FFFan80: *Poor nobleman*
CGNakibe: DAMMIT!! THAT'S IT!!! eVe
FFFan80: *Besyanteo has several pigeons trying to peck at his head... not to mention their aerial artilery*
Besyanteo: <_<
Besyanteo: >_o; HEY. STOPPIT. *flail!*
FFFan80: *As does Taiar!*
Besyanteo: *not sword flailing, mind you*
TaiarKino: Ack! Hey, Come on!...I didn't even do anything! *Fails to dodge Pigeon Crap and Beaks*
FFFan80: *A trio of kitties tries to charge at Kamos!* =e.e= =e.e= =e.e=
FFFan80: *...until they see the last 3*
FFFan80: =x.X= =x.x= =X.x=
T3chn0Namagomi: e.e Back off, fuckers.
Mekta satak kai: (Poor Tai.)
FFFan80: =@_x=;;; =o_@=;; =O_O=;; *FLEE*
Besyanteo: (He could just poof around to aovid them. Right?)
Besyanteo: (avoid*)
FFFan80: *And then, something terrible happens*
TaiarKino: (Yeah...But, I can't dodge what the dice say. <.<...)
Besyanteo: (True.)
FFFan80: *A tragedy greater than any ever experienced within the walls of Doma*
TaiarKino: (That would be plain cheating. And god moding.)
FFFan80: *A seagull swoops down*
FFFan80: *And makes off with Hakaril hat*
Besyanteo: (I KNEW IT)
Arch mage144: ...HEY!
Arch mage144: That's my fucking hat!
CGNakibe: (HAHAHAHAH!)
Arch mage144: MY FUCKING HAT!
Arch mage144: THIS IS WAR, LADY! THERE IS NO MORE HOLDING BACK!
NYClark2: ( Now Hak takes 1/3 more damage )
T3chn0Namagomi: (He assaulted your hat. You can get a new one.)
Mekta satak kai: (XD)
FFFan80: **And James finds that, due to being rather shiney**
Mekta satak kai: (That's not the point! That's his hat!)
Arch mage144: (That hat has symbolic value, actually...)
FFFan80: **Several seagulls seem to be making a bee-line for him to unload**
Mekta satak kai: (That's like breaking Kamos' gun. He can get a new one, sure....but it's not HIS GUN.)
CGNakibe: (Its his HAT, man.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Ah. I was actually just quoting Dominic Deegan)
CGNakibe: (*somehow Doug is hit by a fish*)
Besyanteo: (Silly toupee. =D)
T3chn0Namagomi: (One of TWO times Siggy was bein--GAH! Goddamnit!)
Besyanteo: (FAP)
CGNakibe: (^^)
Besyanteo: (Best curse EVER.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (For Spark, anyway)
CGNakibe: (YEP! :D!)
NYClark2: ::Is not all that shiney, but becomes a target nontheless.::
NYClark2: Hey... is it... raining?
NYClark2: Ahh! I never saw rain that looked like that! Get it away!
FFFan80: (MrWarbucks)
CGNakibe: (You'll never get THAT one off)
CGNakibe: ... GODS DAMN IT!! eVe
OnlineHost: CGNakibe rolled 1 6-sided die: 3
CGNakibe: *flails about with his ungloved electrified hand, giving all that touch him a Most Violent new hairstyle.*
Besyanteo: (...)
Besyanteo: (Oh my.)
FFFan80: *Including a certain old lady!* EEEEEEEEEE
FFFan80: (9)
FFFan80: (MontyBesthon)
CGNakibe: (Bes: Tis only a flesh wound! *arm falls off*)
Besyanteo: (Bes: *buys a piston engine*)
Besyanteo: *Well, she was warned and all. Maybe he could just...*
OnlineHost: Besyanteo rolled 1 6-sided die: 1
Besyanteo: *no, no he couldn't he was headed for the old woman, but he tripped on a terrier.*
Besyanteo: *And lies in a heap, cursing and being pecked by birds*
TaiarKino: (I guess...It's me.)
CGNakibe: (The birds... THE BIRDS!!! >.<)
FFFan80: (TaiLurksInTheHeartsofMan)
OnlineHost: TaiarKino rolled 1 6-sided die: 4
TaiarKino: I guess I'll have to be involved at least this much. KINO! COME! *From above some marketplace stall, maybe from a building, a Black and White furred wolf cub leaps to his side*
FFFan80: (Audience: Awwwwww )
Besyanteo: (Old lady: SIC'EM!)
Besyanteo: (Kino: *does*)
Besyanteo: (Tai: ... DAMMIT WOMAN. >_<)
Mekta satak kai: IM: Neat. I approve.
Arch mage144: IM: Where'd that come from o.o?
TaiarKino: Give the old lady a scare. *Tai procedes to wipe off some Bird Poo as Kino goes and morphs into a beast of a Wolf, Ferocious and Noble at the same time.*
FFFan80: >_e;; ...*tries to do something to the 'pup'... but is too hurt to concentrate*
CGNakibe: IM: Great, more... huge... snarling mutts. o.o;;
FFFan80: > @;;; *getting a good bite taken into her other arm*
TaiarKino: *At the conclusion of the little show, he slows to a size suitable to be ridden...And unleashes a Howl/Growl that would shake the very foundation of a man's soul*
FFFan80: o_o *semi-dumbstruck*
TaiarKino: (That's the attack. I dunno...Give her a heart attack or something. <.<;;...)
NYClark2: This day just keeps getting stranger and stranger... Maybe Kumo can help me sort this out.
FFFan80: (My fault)
Mekta satak kai: *big toothy bear grin*
FFFan80: *As she recoils from the howl*
FFFan80: (8)
NYClark2: That is another big dog...
Arch mage144: IM: Today is certainly full of animals.
FFFan80: (Kamos BadGuy)
CGNakibe: (Kamos: ROCK YOU. eVe)
Mekta satak kai: (*sputter of laughter*)
FFFan80: (*referring to GG... or am I? =O?*)
Mekta satak kai: (Kamos: *gross neck-cracking*)
Arch mage144: (*cue Holy Orders*)
Besyanteo: (Heh.)
T3chn0Namagomi: I don't have time for this...*neck crack, and then some red light flashes into Kamos' hand...*
OnlineHost: T3chn0Namagomi rolled 1 6-sided die: 5
TaiarKino: (Gunflame has a whole new meaning.)
CGNakibe: (Volcanic VIPAAAH!)
T3chn0Namagomi: *Quickly turning a dark violet as the purple sphere bursts into "flames", Kamos readies his hand to practically throw it downward* Blackness of hatred, sear through flesh and steel alike! Corrosion!
T3chn0Namagomi: *Kamos slams the flame holding hand into the ground, a jet of purple-black flame leaping diagonally up at the old woman*
Arch mage144: (GUNFLAME)
Besyanteo: (Dear GM: )
Arch mage144: (Dragon Install'd, no less)
T3chn0Namagomi: (DO NOT TEMPT THE GG ADDICT!)
Besyanteo: (If we decide to turn on KAmos for frying too many innocents at once, will you GM it?)
Mekta satak kai: (That....may not go well.)
Arch mage144: (It would totally not.)
CGNakibe: (No one said it would. >:P)
Mekta satak kai: (I don't even know what side Yadali would be on....)
T3chn0Namagomi: (What is it with the popularity of anti-Kamos parties nowadays?)
CGNakibe: (The side of the kitties. Duh.)
CGNakibe: (Cute, cuddly kitties.)
Besyanteo: (That's fine. This is just turning into a matter of being IC.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (I already rolled, for the count)
Mekta satak kai: (The kitties are actually people, which means they should have been taking care of themselves and not taking candy from strangers.)
CGNakibe: (Quite right.)
Mekta satak kai: (Real kitties would receive more consideration, though these get a little.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (And, as they're being mind-controlled as living shields...)
FFFan80: *Howls in pain, as every part of her body, even her clothing, is singled and burned* @.<
FFFan80: (5)
Mekta satak kai: (Yadali is almost totally devoid of morality. Makes most of her choices easier for her.)
NYClark2: ( What is it with Kamos and collateral damage? Is the counter question. )
Mekta satak kai: (Both valid and interesting.)
CGNakibe: (Yeah. Kamos doesn't seem to take too well to the idea of "minimal casualties", is what sets others off.)
FFFan80: (HatlessAndFree)
T3chn0Namagomi: (He does to the idea of minimal allied casualties. Those cats don't count. They were used as hu--err, kitty shields)
Arch mage144: ...that hat isn't just an ordinary haberdasher.
Arch mage144: I had better be able to find it again.
Arch mage144: ...not that you're going to get a chance to find out whether I do!
CGNakibe: (I'll have you know that Hak is at least 0.99 cents when you buy a happy meal.)
Arch mage144: *raises his hand and makes a clenching motion with his fist--the simplest description is that he's doing his impression of Lord Vader performing a "Force Choke"*
OnlineHost: Arch mage144 rolled 1 6-sided die: 3
FFFan80: *Coughs and gurgles, grabbing at her throat* >_@
Arch mage144: *attempts to strangle the old woman with psychokinetic-esque astral manipulations*
CGNakibe: IM: >.> Why am I so close to the pissed-off Archmagi?
Arch mage144: *eyes narrowed*
FFFan80: (It's getting a bit late, anyone mind if I roll for something?)
Besyanteo: (Go for it.)
NYClark2: ( Nope. )
Arch mage144: (I am myself getting ready to go to bed as soon as this is over.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Sure)
CGNakibe: (Mind? No no. I haven't had that in a long while..)
OnlineHost: FFFan80 rolled 1 6-sided die: 6
T3chn0Namagomi: (I need to go to bed soon as well)
FFFan80: *...and the old lady slumps down to the ground* - -
T3chn0Namagomi: (Yay powernapping! Or maybe I should just stay up)
NYClark2: ( Too bad, I was hoping for some talking time afterwards. )
FFFan80: =o_o= =-_-= =o_o=
FFFan80: *all the animals seem to calm down a moment*
Besyanteo: *he stands back up, still muttering curses*
FFFan80: *...before all booking it like crazy out of the area from the scary people with boom things*
NYClark2: ::looks around::
Arch mage144: *lowers his fist, "releasing" the woman, and walks toward her collapsed figure*
FFFan80: =-.-= *slumped over on the ground*
NYClark2: Is it over?
T3chn0Namagomi: Looks like it. To make sure, though...
Arch mage144: *raises his hand over his head and appears to be focusing on something*
Mekta satak kai: *transforms back into her normal --if such a word can be used of Yadali-- elf form*
Arch mage144: *one eye open* Kamos, if you shoot her, I'll place you under immediate arrest.
Mekta satak kai: *by the time she's fully elf again, she's already on her knees next to Alex*
T3chn0Namagomi: ...
CGNakibe: *growls, sighs, and re-sheathes his rapier*
CGNakibe: Are we done?
T3chn0Namagomi: e.e I hate this country.
NYClark2: Dan, are you ok?
Arch mage144: Every guard in the city will be hunting you. If she's still alive, she's going to prison.
FFFan80: **With the old woman's active magic gone, Alex may feel more alert!**
Mekta satak kai: *picks up Alex and pulls him into her lap*
T3chn0Namagomi: ...*takes his Genocide Dagger out* Can I stab her instead?
Arch mage144: Maybe in Valth you execute people in the streets, but this is Doma.
Arch mage144: Here, we are civilized.
Arch mage144: Ah. Found it. >.o
TaiarKino: *Continues wiping bird poop off himself, also gathering around the elderly lady* Says the man who choked an old lady...<.<...
CGNakibe: Found what? o.o
Mekta satak kai: *Alex wakes up and they converse in little quiet keening whiny fox noises*
Besyanteo: *he putsh is sword away and ries to brush off the bird poo*
T3chn0Namagomi: ...Civilized apparently equates to depending on the guards for everything. 9_9
FFFan80: - - *...barely has a pulse. She's in rough shape, probably won't live much longer without attention*
Arch mage144: *Hakaril's hat, badly tattered from talons and bird scratches, comes flying toward him and is caught in his open hand*
NYClark2: The guards are fine folks.
T3chn0Namagomi: No, they're not.
CGNakibe: *shakes his head a bit at the hat*
NYClark2: Some of them are.
FFFan80: Stephan? *shake shake* Stephan say something ó_ò;
CGNakibe: (The Hat Came Back. Sounds like a Dr Seuss book.)
Arch mage144: *he reseats the hat on his head where it belongs* Civilized, Kamos, means having some semblance of law.
TaiarKino: (A precious friend gave me this Hat...and I'll give it back to him...WHEN I'M THE PIRATE KING!!!)
T3chn0Namagomi: They are singlehandedly responsible for a drastic loss in income.
Mekta satak kai: *is totally absorbed with Alex*
FFFan80: *Awww*
NYClark2: And look, we managed to get the job done with only one.
Arch mage144: As much as I hate the shit. Vigilantes get all the real work done in this country...
FFFan80: ....>_>;
Arch mage144: ...but this is neither the time nor place for vigilantes. She's an old woman. She's arguably deranged.
CGNakibe: Hn. -.-
T3chn0Namagomi: I live by my own laws, not laws decreed by some bastard who didn't do shit to gain political power
Arch mage144: As much as I would like to kill her for her grievous offense against me...
Arch mage144: Kamos, this is my law, and I've got as much distate for politics as you do. Trust me.
T3chn0Namagomi: -V-
FFFan80: ...I feel a bit sorry for her, really... to feel that alone... v_v
Arch mage144: She's not evil.
CGNakibe: Laws are meant to be followed. To give the world some semblence of ORDER. -.-
Mekta satak kai: (Lost Brian.)
T3chn0Namagomi: Good and evil don't matter
Mekta satak kai: (His computer is off again.)
NYClark2: ( Quick, find him! )
T3chn0Namagomi: And it's easy for a spoiled aristocrat to harp on about order
CGNakibe: *facepalms* A barbarian like you wouldn't understand. -.-
CGNakibe: Nor should I expect you to, I suppose.
Besyanteo: (... Doug)
Mekta satak kai: *looks up* Oh, come on. Everyone shut up. Seriously.
Besyanteo: (Naki. :{)
Besyanteo: (... :{)
Arch mage144 has left the room.
Arch mage144 has entered the room.
Mekta satak kai: Arguing over how people can make laws and why some are better than others.
CGNakibe: (Mew. I know, Bes.)
Besyanteo: (There he is.)
Arch mage144: Don't you have any sense of justice, Kamos?
Besyanteo: <_<
CGNakibe: .. I'll go find a healer for her and the... cats, General.
Besyanteo: ... *ignore*
NYClark2: So... you are ok, Dan? ::Pats him on the shoulder::
Arch mage144: Dan, can you take her to the guard for me? Tell them she's potentially dangerous and not to let their guard down.
T3chn0Namagomi: Justice is something paid for.
Besyanteo: *he picks up Stephan*
FFFan80: =>.-=
Besyanteo: Hey. 6_6
Besyanteo: You alright?
FFFan80: I... I suppose I can... but... <_<;
Arch mage144: Do you ever shoot your employers in the back, Kamos?
FFFan80: =-_-= *out of it*
T3chn0Namagomi: Only if they betray me first.
CGNakibe: ... *just stands by and watches*
Arch mage144: Heh. Rational.
Mekta satak kai: You want me to come with you in case the old lady acts up?
Arch mage144: Do you take hits on women and children?
FFFan80: Can you make sure he's alright?
Mekta satak kai: I really don't feel like arguing about the laws of man right now.
Arch mage144: Stephan? Yeah, no problem. Yadali will take care of him.
T3chn0Namagomi: Women, yes. Children, depends.
Besyanteo: <_<
Besyanteo: (... hate Trillian.)
FFFan80: ...Kyra's going to love hearing about this one... <_<; 9_<; *carries the woman along*
Arch mage144: I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or smack you.
CGNakibe: ....
Mekta satak kai: I'm going to go with guard-guy.
CGNakibe: About that healer, General?
Mekta satak kai: You guys bicker.
Besyanteo: Which one of you is Yadali? <_< >_>
Mekta satak kai: *raises hand*
Arch mage144: Yadali, make sure she doesn't die. Anyway. I have a potential job for you, now that all this garbage is over. You're going to bitch about not getting work in my presence?
Mekta satak kai: I am. Yadali Volpecula, at your service. *little bow*
CGNakibe: Hm. o.o
Besyanteo: ... Ah, right. I'll follow you then.
Mekta satak kai: And sure. I will. No dead ladies.
Besyanteo: The man with the hat said you could fix Stephan?
Mekta satak kai: *follows Dan, as does Sir Alex*
Besyanteo: *goes to follow Yadali!*
Mekta satak kai: Yup. Probably.
Besyanteo: *and by proxy, Dan!*
CGNakibe: *Yadali gains x1 Repect Points, redeemable with your local asshole noble*
Mekta satak kai: I fixed the other guy, so it shouldn't be too bad.
NYClark2: ::Follows Dan::
FFFan80: (I have to do this =[)
T3chn0Namagomi: You said this was about potentially aggressive negotiations.
Mekta satak kai: (He should know that she's royalty. And a knight. Her damn FOX outranks him.)
FFFan80: ....Daniel? o_o
FFFan80: *a mage in green approaches the entourage!*
Besyanteo: ... IM: Uh oh.
Arch mage144: Yeah. I'm not really sure about the details yet, but I'm putting you on standby. I figured I'd give you notice, because you're around.
FFFan80: IM: ...Goddess help me.
NYClark2: ::Looks to Yadali:: Hello... How did you turn into that big dog? It was a big dog, right? And then you turned back. It was very strange...
Arch mage144: There's some negotiation going on with some extraplanar beings...
NYClark2: It actually happened... right?
Mekta satak kai: ....You've never seen a bear before?
FFFan80: Where in the world have you been? I was worried sick when you and Stephan didn't show up!
T3chn0Namagomi: Hmm...
CGNakibe: *wanders off*
FFFan80: ....um, funny story there, uh...
NYClark2: Oh, a bear! Hmm... yes, that makes more sense.
Mekta satak kai: Lives in the woods? Big furry thing? I just looked like one. You can't miss them.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...Wait...don't say it's those damn bug things...
Arch mage144: ...that negotiation is not likely to be the aggressive bit.
Arch mage144: Bugs? No.
FFFan80: ...oh Gods, what happened to that poor woman? o_o;
T3chn0Namagomi: Whew
FFFan80: .....
FFFan80: ........
FFFan80: ...did Stephan have something to do with this? e_e;
Mekta satak kai: Oh, the woman? No, that was us.
TaiarKino: ...>.>...*Flings the last of what he can do with the bird Poop on the ground* We all did.
Mekta satak kai: *big half-crazed grin*
FFFan80: o_o?
FFFan80: ...have we met?
Mekta satak kai: She deserved it, I promise. And...yeah, I think.
Arch mage144: I'll provide you with more details after I see how negotiations with the electerians go.
NYClark2: This woman is some kind of monster apparently.
Arch mage144: Aya and I are going to formulate a plan.
Mekta satak kai: I saw you talking to the Stephan a while ago.
FFFan80: Ah.
Mekta satak kai: (Yes. The Stephan.)
NYClark2: Hi Mid.
FFFan80: Do you know where he is? I have been quite worried about him. o.o;
Mekta satak kai: I'm not a monster! I'm an elf!
CGNakibe: (Sorry, I'm a bit tired. Might as well have Renfield just wander off into the sunset or something.)
Mekta satak kai: Stephan's the dog. He won't be for long.
Mekta satak kai: I'll take care of it.
FFFan80: >_< IM: I'm dead. Deeeeeeeead.
NYClark2: I have not seen you in ages.
FFFan80: Why, yes it has been a long time Jam...
FFFan80: ......
FFFan80: O_@ WHAT?
TaiarKino: *Stands next to Dan* I sense despair in you, young one. <.<...
Besyanteo: ... Yeah.
Mekta satak kai: Yeah, but it's okay. I have an idea.
Arch mage144: I'm returning to my office. This crisis is officially averted.
FFFan80: =-_-=
Besyanteo: I've got him here. He's sleeping now.
Besyanteo: (... e_e)
NYClark2: The monster did it.
FFFan80: O_@
Mekta satak kai: Here, would you put Stephan down?
FFFan80: *yells at Tai* DONT DO THAT >_<
Arch mage144: Midoku! Is that you? Excellent!@
TaiarKino: *Enormo-Wolf returns to his cute little puppy form and circles around Tai*
NYClark2: At least, that is what I think was going on.
NYClark2: ( Mid is walking with Dan and the rest. )
FFFan80: =-.-=
Besyanteo: *he does as instructed!*
TaiarKino: Sorry. Old habits are hard to break. ^-^;;...
FFFan80: ó_ò ...my goodness...
Mekta satak kai: *attempts to fix Stephan*
Arch mage144: Ah, damn, he seems busy. Tai, would you give me a hand at the castle? I'm going to need to construct a nine-point power apparatus to amplify a disenchantment.
Besyanteo: The way I heard it...
Mekta satak kai: Come on, you. Be a human.
Besyanteo: That old woman sold Dan some candy.
Arch mage144: You mazoku have to know something about magic, right?
Besyanteo: Which, through some miracle, he managed to share with Stephan I suppose.
Arch mage144: I imagine you have at least a decent understanding of transfigurations and curses.
Besyanteo: ... And it dogged him. 6_6
Besyanteo: But then,
TaiarKino: ...Decent might be going strong about it.
Besyanteo: I came into the middle of a very loud, very confusing conversation.
Besyanteo: So I'm not sure. >.>
FFFan80: .......*and with some well placed prayers/incanting, and general druidry, Stephan is himself again*
TaiarKino: ...But I know some. <.<...But I'm willing to lend a hand and follow some orders if you need me to Hak.
FFFan80: -_-
NYClark2: It was rather strange.
Mekta satak kai: *Stephan finds himself sitting on his completely human behind on the ground*
NYClark2: Stephan is back to himself again!
Mekta satak kai: There. You're human again. Good job on that.
TaiarKino: ...Plus, its an excuse to get back into the castle and see if any of my old guard ''friends'' remember who I am...*Chuckles*
T3chn0Namagomi: Damnit, I'm getting a drink. *walks off*
FFFan80: *leans over* ....Stephan? o_o;
Mekta satak kai: (Lost Brian.)
Mekta satak kai: (Hakaril is going to head out and he'll get back to people on solutions later.)
Mekta satak kai: (Brian is going to bed.)
Mekta satak kai: (So, on his behalf...)
NYClark2: ( G'night Brian. )
CGNakibe: (Night night and stuff!)
Mekta satak kai: </Hakaril>
Besyanteo: (what they said)
FFFan80: -_- .......... o_o
Besyanteo: ... Well, with that taken care of,
FFFan80: -_- o_o ....where the hell am I? I... > O
Besyanteo: I'm going to go bathe.
FFFan80: *GLOMP*
Besyanteo: *and off he goes!*
T3chn0Namagomi: </Kamos>
NYClark2: Hi Stephan... it has been awhile...
FFFan80: Um... take care? >_>;
Arch mage144 has left the room.
T3chn0Namagomi has left the room.
Besyanteo: <.< ... I am kind of covered in bird shit. Sorry to run off so quickly.
FFFan80: >_@;;; ...hi.
Mekta satak kai: Are you guys all right here? I've had a day. I think I need to ...go... relax.
Besyanteo: I'll talk to you later Dan.
FFFan80: *currently having the hell squeezed out of him*
Mekta satak kai: IM: That's so cute.
FFFan80: *waves to Bes*
Besyanteo: *off he goes!*
NYClark2: Well, see you later... Umm... Miss Bear.
Besyanteo: *and he waves back, course*
Besyanteo: </Besyanteo>
FFFan80: Thank you again miss.
Mekta satak kai: Any time!
NYClark2: That was good of you to undog Stephan.
Besyanteo has left the room.
Mekta satak kai: It was nice mauling old women with you guys. You're all right.
FFFan80: ....o_@ Mauling old women?
FFFan80: 6_6; ...what happened to you all?
Mekta satak kai: *nod* Don't worry about it.
NYClark2: The monster ::points to the old woman::
FFFan80: >_o; ...I'll explain later.
Mekta satak kai: I'm going to go sit in the woods and... >_> ...have a smoke.
FFFan80: ...o_o? Um... ok.
Mekta satak kai: Feel free to join me later if you're feeling up to it.
Mekta satak kai: Bring food. You'll want it.
FFFan80: ....<_<;
NYClark2: Ok, sounds relaxing.
FFFan80: IM: I think I had enough of that back in the day, thank you.
Mekta satak kai: (As Yadali attempts to recruit some Doman bong-buddies....)
FFFan80: (You don't want Stephan high =[ )
Mekta satak kai: (Maybe she does. For novelty's sake.)
NYClark2: ( Oh man... James is already messed up enough right now, thank you very much. )
Mekta satak kai: *heads off with Alex to smoke off her battle-rage bloodlust*
Mekta satak kai: </Yadali>
Mekta satak kai: (I'm retiring as well, folks. I will be logging and uploading, though.)
NYClark2: ( Who here is not tired? )
NYClark2: ( I'm not, but am I the only one? )
FFFan80: (I have work in less than 8 hours)
Mekta satak kai: (I'm tired and I don't want to keep Brian up.)
FFFan80: (Sleep is desperately needed >_>; )
Mekta satak kai: </RP?>
FFFan80: </RP>
Mekta satak kai: *logs*