You have just entered room "phrasesandquotes."
Papa Tymisonn has entered the room.
DeathRaySpleen has entered the room.
CGNakibe has entered the room.
Will Rennar: (...Why do I have this sudden urge to buy a vowel?)
DeathRaySpleen: (Morning.)
CGNakibe: (Sure. In CHINA.)
Der DWSage: (Because it would only cost 400 dollars!)
DeathRaySpleen: (:D)
TheWaiChibiAngel has entered the room.
Arch mage144 has entered the room.
DeathRaySpleen: (Anyway. So...setting?)
Arch mage144: (Your mom is a good setting.)
Lithaladhwen: (Undecided yet.
Lithaladhwen: *)
DeathRaySpleen: (Yes. We will RP on my mother.)
DeathRaySpleen: (Wonderful.)
Der DWSage: (I call pants.)
Will Rennar: (Dammit!)
Lithaladhwen: (Gaera. Gen is irrelevant.)
Der DWSage: (*Spites Xaq*
Der DWSage: )*
Lithaladhwen: (Location is irrelevant.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (I say Brian's second cousin. XP)
Lithaladhwen: (I think she goes to school here or something.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Or whatever that joke was)
DeathRaySpleen: (Should I cast my vote for 1st gen so I can play Ake Tanner, or 2nd gen so I can be Drew Fireblade?)
CGNakibe: (Gen: Nobody loves me. ;_; )
NYClark2 has entered the room.
Lithaladhwen: (Poor Gen. All.... barefoot and shit.)
Der DWSage: (I say Lithaladwen: because she's blue! *Hug*)
DeathRaySpleen: (I'm on Trillian! Everyone's blue! *hugs all around*)
Arch mage144: (She does, actually.)
Will Rennar: (I'd have to vote 1st m'self, since I don't exactly have more than 1 character at my disposal....granted, that's a hell of an improvement for me.)
Arch mage144: (Or at least some c ousin.)
Will Rennar: (Also.. *crushes the whole chat in a bear hug, as Mac AIM renders everyone else blue!*)
Lithaladhwen: (*is immune to hugs*)
Syra Zemyla has entered the room.
T3chn0Namagomi: (*guard-impacts the hug*)
Der DWSage: (For now, however, BRB.)
Syra Zemyla: (Hmm. I'm going to have to leave in an hour...)
Will Rennar: (WTF Zem.)
CGNakibe: (*uses crushing hug to plant C4 on Xaq*)
A Rockin SN has entered the room.
Will Rennar: (*waves to Dan, then inexplicably explodes*)
Will Rennar: (*respawns, punches Shaun right in the eyeball*)
T3chn0Namagomi: *dies in the explosion*
T3chn0Namagomi: *telefrags Wilren*
DeathRaySpleen: (Let's RP in my new D&D setting :D)
DeathRaySpleen: (We can all be members of the Bloodjaw Clan!)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Only not, as I do not want to be a wereshark)
DeathRaySpleen: (:-()
Will Rennar: (*SHPLACK!* OW! X_x)
Syra Zemyla: (WTF Dan.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Anyway...RP startage? Or no?)
Lithaladhwen: (Let's RP. First gen Gaera. Setting? If you guys don't pick one by the time one minute is up, I'm rolling for it.)
Arch mage144: (And 1st gen is more than fine; I would like to recommend, locationally speaking, that we either take advantage of Doma's fine market or something close by.)
Der DWSage: (There. Little brother needed math help.)
DeathRaySpleen: (Don't care!)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Okay. Fine with Brian here)
Will Rennar: (I second AM's suggestion.)
DeathRaySpleen: <Ake Tanner>
Will Rennar: <Will Rennar (obviously)>
Arch mage144: (Nothing like chasing alcohol with...more alcohol)
Der DWSage: (Hm!)
Will Rennar: (As long as you're not like you were that one night in chat, Brian....)
Arch mage144: (I am totally capable of typing.)
Arch mage144: (As evidenced by the fact that I am typing.)
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 7-sided die: 6
Will Rennar: (Good.)
Der DWSage: (Ludok t'is.)
T3chn0Namagomi: <Kamos Mazuo>
Der DWSage: (Miscolor. :{ )
Der DWSage: (Time of day?)
Lithaladhwen: (Evening.)
Arch mage144: <Zeke Mazuo>
Der DWSage: (*Nods*)
DeathRaySpleen: (Oh, good, Sage and AM aren't the same color.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Wait, should it be pre-Doomsday or post-Doomsday, I wonder...)
Lithaladhwen: (Pre.)
Arch mage144: (...only one of my characters uses the silver font, and my font is different from his anyway...)
Arch mage144: (Pre.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Gotcha.)
DeathRaySpleen: (Doomsday? What doomsday are we talking about?)
Will Rennar: (No Doomsday for me, thank you. ;.; )
T3chn0Namagomi: (It's an important plot deal here)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Doomsday as in Doug's Valth plot.)
DeathRaySpleen: (Oh.)
Syra Zemyla: (And I will lurk.)
Lithaladhwen: (I'm actually torn between Yadali and Holly.)
Syra Zemyla: (Though I kind of want to be part of doomsday later.)
Der DWSage: *And walking down the street...is a completely average man, wearing a black coat with a gray shirt. Those with good vision will notice that his eyes are a rather milky gray...and he has a bag of vegetables in his arm*
Lithaladhwen: (I might have to go with Holly.)
CGNakibe: (Gonna go eat, and probably gonna pull out Farwind or Solis in a bit. Whichever one floats my boat. Or Arian.)
DeathRaySpleen: (Kai: Quinn :D)
T3chn0Namagomi: *Kamos is idly walking down the street, carrying a bottle of sake which he seems to be taking occasional swigs from.*
DeathRaySpleen: (Only 'cuz I'm Ake.)
Lithaladhwen: (Spleen: She'd leave with Zeke. It would be a very short RP.)
Arch mage144: (Kamos is Auron?)
T3chn0Namagomi: (No. Because Kamos has a gun, for one thing. XP
DeathRaySpleen: (Yeah, but there'd be tension with Ake. It'd be a good time.)
DeathRaySpleen: (Ah, well.)
Will Rennar: *about a hundred feet away, snacking on a bit of fruit, is a young man with red hair, blue glasses, and an apparent stiffness in his legs from the way he's stretching.* Nrrrgh...
Arch mage144: *Zeke, meanwhile, is perusing the wares of a local shopkeep who seems to specialize in fresh produce*
T3chn0Namagomi: (For another, Kamos has a positive initiative. XP)
Lithaladhwen: (There wouldn't be tension. Quinn is... not anyone's woman. Either that or she's everyone's woman. Whatever.)
DeathRaySpleen: (Well yeah, but Ake doesn't know that. Yet.)
Arch mage144: So, you mean to tell me that I can get a whole, live chicken for only 40 gil? I don't know about that.
DeathRaySpleen: (Anyway, it doesn't matter.)
Arch mage144: Man: Oh, yes! My chickens are the cheapest!
Arch mage144: *another man, behind Zeke, cuts in* Man2: Hey, don't buy his bullshit! Or should I say chickenshit! I've got the best wares in town!
Arch mage144: Oh, and what are you offering?
Arch mage144: Man2: FRESH FISH! I catch em', you buy em!
DeathRaySpleen: *Ake passes by on his way to his dojo and hears Zeke's comment.* IM: I wonder if you could get a half, live chicken.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...<_< I REALLY hope you're able to cook *to Zeke*
Der DWSage: >_>
Der DWSage: <_<
DeathRaySpleen: IM: I wonder how that would work...
Lithaladhwen: (Chicken Little was originally half a chicken.)
Der DWSage: (Ludok:Depends on how long you want it to live. I'm sure it wouldn't realize it was dead for, oh, a whole half-second.)
Will Rennar: *glances an inquisitive, and fairly disbelieving, eye in Zeke's direction* IM: One wonders how much meat that chicken would have on it...
Arch mage144: *looks at Kamos* Hey, Kam-Kam!
T3chn0Namagomi: ...
T3chn0Namagomi: e.e Don't call me that.
Arch mage144: Of course I can. Sort of. That's not really the point, is it?
Arch mage144: Every man can use some fresh produce now and again.
Will Rennar: *tries to stifle a snicker*
T3chn0Namagomi: Well, I can't cook. Period.
Arch mage144: Isn't that what every man is looking for? A nice piece of meat? *smirk*
Der DWSage: o.o
Arch mage144: Not my problem if you can't cook. You can just add that to the list of things you can't do, I suppose.
Arch mage144: That list includes "seducing the Queen of Doma" and "finding a hot dragongirl to suit your fetish."
T3chn0Namagomi: ...
Der DWSage: *Listens in on the discussion between Zeke and Kamos. Just because*
Lithaladhwen: (XD)
Arch mage144: (Oh yeah, can definitely play Zeke b etter after I've had a f ew.)
Will Rennar: *practically gags on his fruit* IM: He did NOT just say that!
T3chn0Namagomi: For the count, I'm done with the former. Forever.
DeathRaySpleen: *To the seller of fish* Do you have salmon? I could go with some salmon. I'm an amateur sushi chef.
T3chn0Namagomi: e.e She went out of her way to break one of my guns.
Lithaladhwen: (Seller: *is not played by anyone*)
DeathRaySpleen: (I know.)
T3chn0Namagomi: And I won't even talk with you on the latter, because I do NOT HAVE A DRAGONGIRL FETISH. >.<
CGNakibe: (Horrible breakup that was.)
DeathRaySpleen: (I didn't think Brian had any special attachment to him, so I was going to take him over.)
Arch mage144: Lies. Lies and trickery, Kam-Kam. I've never seen you date a girl that wasn't a dragon.
Arch mage144: Like that current girl of yours. Deeum, right?
T3chn0Namagomi: (Oh yes. Kamos reciprocated when he found out by kicking her. In the stomach.)
T3chn0Namagomi: ...o#o
Arch mage144: Man2: I have salmon! Fresh! Fresh salmon!
Arch mage144: man2: I caught it, you buy it!
DeathRaySpleen: (Anyway. Yeah. Ake is very amateur. Making food and playing the ukelele are two things that Ake cannot do, no matter how hard he tries.)
CGNakibe: (Kamos: HEY! I haven't hit on Dia yet!)
DeathRaySpleen: How much?
CGNakibe: (Richard: eVe ... what?)
Arch mage144: Man2: 10 gil! 10 gil a salmon! It's cheap and delicious!
Lithaladhwen: (Dia and Richard are hilarious in every way.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Kamos: You can have her anyway. She's scary.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (...Yes. Kamos is scared of Dia.)
CGNakibe: (Dia: *calmly walks up and SMACKS THEM BOTH*)
Arch mage144: Man2: It's a strong one! I caught it as it was jumping up the waterfall! I swear.
Der DWSage: (*Chuckles*)
Arch mage144: Yeah, see. I win.
Der DWSage: *Listen, listen, gentle smirk!*
T3chn0Namagomi: ...I hate you.
Arch mage144: So, what's so great about dragongirls, anyway?
DeathRaySpleen: (10 gil...remind me, is that $20 or $5? I remember there being a 1:2 ratio involved, but I don't remember whether we decided the dollar was greater than the Doman gil or not.)
Der DWSage: (20.)
Will Rennar: *blinks, rattles head, goes to find something to drink, speaking to himself* Nice to know not everyone's so asinine towards dragons anyway.....*groans softly*
Lithaladhwen: (I don't know if the booze is allowing Quinn to do as she pleases....but for some reason I can't seem to stop myself...)
T3chn0Namagomi: Not my fault most of the women I went after happen to be dragons.
A Rockin SN: (Brian- Is that an Aladdin reference I caught?)
DeathRaySpleen: Ten gil? How big is the fish?
Lithaladhwen: (Heheh. Aladdin is great.)
Arch mage144: (No, i t's $5.)
A Rockin SN: ("Fresh fish! Fresh fish! We catch 'em, you buy 'em!")
Arch mage144: (YES, DAN.)
Arch mage144: Man2: Big fish!
DeathRaySpleen: (I thought so.)
A Rockin SN: (:O)
Will Rennar: (I don't suppose there'd be a water/booze/etc. vendor in the same general area as the fish vendor, would there?)
Arch mage144: How is that not your fault?
T3chn0Namagomi: Who I fall for is not my fault.
DeathRaySpleen: Not a little fish? Not, say, a fish that I wouldn't find suspect in any way?
Lithaladhwen: (Okay, a link for the sake of procedure, even though lots of people here know her...)
Lithaladhwen: ( http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/21521865/ )
DeathRaySpleen: (Brian: Does this guy have an accent? I can see him having an accent.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (In the biblical sense, even!)
Arch mage144: I don't see what you mean.
Arch mage144: (Spleen: He has an Arabian accent because he's the fish salesman from Aladdin.)
T3chn0Namagomi: 9_9 You wouldn't.
Arch mage144: (So yeah.)
Der DWSage: >_> I think he's saying that he can't control what he's attracted to. Like some people can't resist a delicious Shepherd's pie.
Der DWSage: IM:Mmm, shepherd's pie.
Arch mage144: The women I chase are actively decided. I know who's hot and who's not.
Arch mage144: ...who the hell are you?
DeathRaySpleen: (Oh, that's the reference. I wasn't sure what the hell they were referrring to you referring to.)
Der DWSage: ^_^ Just a passerby. Name's Ludok.
DeathRaySpleen: (So he's a foreigner? Okay.)
Arch mage144: A passerby, eh?
T3chn0Namagomi: 9_9 That's my perverted cousin. Always out for the one-night stands.
Der DWSage: Ah. Explains something, I s'pose.
Lithaladhwen: *voice from behind Zeke* What's this about one-night stands?
Lithaladhwen: <Quinn>
DeathRaySpleen: *Ake is speaking quickly, hoping the man will be confused by the startling intricacies of the Doman tongue.*
Der DWSage: *Blinks, rubs his eyes a bit* Hn. I'd say something about family resemblance, but my eyes don't work that well.
Lithaladhwen: *For the sake of people who don't know her.... she's a rather tall, well-muscled woman with greyish skin/scales and black bat wings.*
Lithaladhwen: *She's also dressed in attire rather unsuitable for the weather....namely black leather pants and a similar halter top.*
T3chn0Namagomi: <_< Ah. You.
Lithaladhwen: *taps Zeke's shoulder with one clawed fingertip* Hi there, Zeke.
Arch mage144: *looks*
T3chn0Namagomi: I take it you two are familiar...
Lithaladhwen: *fingertip wave to Kamos* Hey there.
Arch mage144: ...hi, Quinn. *griiiin*
Will Rennar: *walks back, spots Quinn, gets that "Yikes!" look for a moment* IM: Whoa. I definitely need to get out more.
Arch mage144: See what I mean about knowing who's got it?
T3chn0Namagomi: 9_9
DeathRaySpleen: So you're saying that you can afford to sell your fish at dirt prices even though everyone else sells theirs for almost twice as much?
Arch mage144: Ah, Kamos, you're such a prude.
Arch mage144: Man2: FRESH FISH!
Arch mage144: Man2: I caught it!
Arch mage144: Man2: YOU BUY IT.
Will Rennar: IM: Ahh, that reminds me...
T3chn0Namagomi: -You wouldn't understand anything about love-
Lithaladhwen: I'd like to think that I do, yes. Zeke strikes me as a man with excellent judgment.
Arch mage144: -I know everything about love.-
Lithaladhwen: (It's true. He does.)
T3chn0Namagomi: -Wyvernshit. You know everything about sex.-
Will Rennar: *walks over to the fishmeister* Excuse me, sir...you have any tuna?
DeathRaySpleen: And that despite this, <well-known fish-buying place> has a building and you have a stall?
Der DWSage: (Fishman:*Pulls out a crossbow* I SAID YOU BUY IT ALREADY. eVe)
DeathRaySpleen: Yes, I imagine he does have tuna. I imagine he will pay you to take his tuna.
Arch mage144: I do.
Arch mage144: Naturally, my judgment is perfect.
Will Rennar: (I imagine -text- is telepathy?)
Lithaladhwen: (Valthi.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Valthi)
Arch mage144: Man2: I sell my wares on the street! It gives them a more honest feel!
Will Rennar: (Ah. My mistake.)
Der DWSage: *Leans against the wall, smiling as he listens in*
Arch mage144: Man2: Sometimes flies land on them, but it just improves the taste! My fish is the best and the freshest!
Der DWSage: *Well, a stall anyway*
Arch mage144: Man2: Why must you crap on my fish!?
DeathRaySpleen: (The stall. Ramshackle? Smelly?)
T3chn0Namagomi: -I wonder if one of us was adopted...-
Arch mage144: (His stall is nice. It's an open-air market.)
Arch mage144: -Dude, I'm your cousin, it's not like I'm your brother. Who cares, Mr. Chastity of the State?-
DeathRaySpleen: (It doesn't smell like anything besides fish?)
Arch mage144: (Fish.)
DeathRaySpleen: Let me see the fish.
Der DWSage: >.> *Takes down mental description fo what he can see of the two cousins*
Will Rennar: Care to show some of your wares by any chance, sir? I find the look and smell of a fish a much better judge than the speak of it.
Lithaladhwen: *to Kamos* So, how've you been besides engaged? *slips an arm around Zeke's waist*
T3chn0Namagomi: ...I didn't say I WAS engaged yet.
Lithaladhwen: Well, are you now?
T3chn0Namagomi: I'd need to get her some sort of gift for that if I remember correctly, and it'd have to be something actually practical. Which means it would cost MONEY.
Arch mage144: He's not engaged. Kamos isn't a marriage type. He's married to the Valthi government.
Arch mage144: He's also cheap as fuck.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...
Will Rennar: IM: Man, I feel like more of a fish out of water than this guy's produce...
Arch mage144: (Image of Zeke is coming soon, Sage)
Lithaladhwen: (I'll find an image of Zeke.)
T3chn0Namagomi: I have no damn money.
Arch mage144: Man2: *shows Ake a fish*
T3chn0Namagomi: Just about, anyway.
Will Rennar: IM: Still, a lot nicer than back home at least.
Arch mage144: That's because you're a lousy mercenary, obviously. I have just as much money as I need.
Der DWSage: <_<
Lithaladhwen: ( http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/14787400/ )
T3chn0Namagomi: e.e
Will Rennar: *looks at the fish*
DeathRaySpleen: *examines the fish for color, size, and cleanness.*
Der DWSage: (Much appreciated, Ash.)
Lithaladhwen: (Dark blue hair, pale-ish skin because he's Valthi, violet eyes.)
Der DWSage: IM:Hm...bit of family troublery brewing.
Lithaladhwen: (Red beret, by the way. Everything else is black.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Kamos is similar as far as hair/skin/eye colors go. Different outfit, though)
Arch mage144: *it's a nice fish; nice, silvery scales*
Der DWSage: IM:Yes...troublery.
Arch mage144: *it's very clean and has been decapitated for your ease of cooking*
Will Rennar: Ummm, yeah, kinda noticed that last bit rather quickly...
Lithaladhwen: Hm. Not engaged. But obviously one of THOSE monogamy people. Can't just be money.
Lithaladhwen: How's the sex? Not good?
Arch mage144: Kamos is one of those "loser" people.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...
T3chn0Namagomi: Money and timing, to be exact.
Arch mage144: Timing?
T3chn0Namagomi: Timing.
Will Rennar: IM: Yeesh...glad my legs are feeling better. Something tells me running might be a good idea here in a minute.
Lithaladhwen: I asked you about the sex. It's important if you're going to be together "forever," you know.
DeathRaySpleen: Hmm. Not bad.
CGNakibe: (Hmmmm...)
T3chn0Namagomi: ...WHY IS EVERYONE HERE OBSESSED WITH SEX?!
CGNakibe: (Arian would most likely cause this war to become something more personal.)
Lithaladhwen: Why aren't you? You're obviously not doing it right.
DeathRaySpleen: *Ake looks at the fish from an angle, and catches a glimpse of leather and wings and...*
Arch mage144: Yeah, Quinn's got it.
DeathRaySpleen: IM: ...
T3chn0Namagomi: ...
Lithaladhwen: Yes I do. *grin*
Arch mage144: Man2: What I tell you!? Is good fish! You buy! You buy!
Will Rennar: *glances at Ake* Something wrong? *looks down at what he's looking at*
DeathRaySpleen: Whatever. Not today.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...You two are perfect for each other. I'm surprised you two aren't screwing each other right now. 9_9 *turns, and starts to walk away*
Will Rennar: *tries to supress another snicker, ever so slightly fails*
Der DWSage: (Grah. Being pulled away from comp...)
Der DWSage: *Walks off home!*
DeathRaySpleen: *Ake plunks the fish back into the merchant's hands*
Der DWSage: (I'll return! With another character!)
Lithaladhwen: Sometimes, so am I, Kamos.
Lithaladhwen: But that's not the point. You didn't answer my question.
Lithaladhwen: I just want to make sure you're doing all right. *innocent smile*
T3chn0Namagomi: It's because there's more to things than sex. >.<
DeathRaySpleen: *Still watching Quinn to make sure she hasn't seen him yet, Ake begins to improve his appearance.*
Will Rennar: *under breath* Interesting friends this guy has....
Arch mage144: Of course there are!
Lithaladhwen: *pouts* Sure, there is. I like lots of things besides sex.
Arch mage144: But, like. Not when you're having sex.
DeathRaySpleen: *Headband on, black belt adjusted. Fish-scented hands...* IM: Fuck.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...
T3chn0Namagomi: ...
Arch mage144: Tell me, Kamos, is there anything else in the entire world that matters more than your woman in that moment?
T3chn0Namagomi: ...
T3chn0Namagomi: *broken, it seems*
Lithaladhwen: *approving nod to Zeke*
Lithaladhwen: And that's why you're my favorite. *peck on the cheek*
T3chn0Namagomi: *THUD*
DeathRaySpleen: *Ake wipes his hands on his boots, trying to get the smell of a raw, beheaded salmon off them. Involved in this, he misses said peck.*
T3chn0Namagomi: *The mercenary seems to have fallen to the ground out of brokenness.*
Arch mage144: *pecked* IM: All right! I am so getting laid tonight.
Arch mage144: IM: Also, my cousin has issues.
Will Rennar: ...*sighs* Well, thanks anyway sir. Maybe some other ti-- *turns to look at Kamos an instant after the thud* ...That looked painful.
Lithaladhwen: (He really is.)
Syra Zemyla has left the room.
Arch mage144: Man2: So, you like fish?
Lithaladhwen: What's the matter with him?
Lithaladhwen: *gesture to Kamos*
DeathRaySpleen: IM: HAH. Ake Tanner, you're a genius.
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: My cousin is a maniac
DeathRaySpleen: *Ake jumps to his feet and plunks payment for the fish down.*
Will Rennar: *offers Kamos a hand* Need a hand gettin 'up, bud?
DeathRaySpleen: IM: I'll offer to cook for her. And I won't make sushi, because I don't want to poison her!
T3chn0Namagomi: *WHUMP, falling over from his side to his back, with a rather "broken" expression to his face*
DeathRaySpleen: Sure. Fish. Yes. Please.
Will Rennar: ...Iiiiii'll take that as a yes.
Lithaladhwen: *finger-wave to WilRen* Hey. You know him?
Will Rennar: Only from what I've had the pleasure of listening to in the past few minutes.....and before I forget my manners once again, name's Wilren.
Arch mage144: Man2: *sells Ake fish*
Lithaladhwen: *grin* Quinn. Pleasure to meet you, Wilren.
Arch mage144: *bows slightly and hands Wilren a business card*
Arch mage144: *the card reads: "Zeke Mazuo, Mercenary for Hire" and is otherwise blank*
Arch mage144: My name is Zeke.
DeathRaySpleen: Err. Can I get a bag and some wax paper, maybe?
Lithaladhwen: *offers Wilren the hand that isn't on Zeke*
Arch mage144: Man2: *hooks Ake up*
DeathRaySpleen: Thanks.
CGNakibe: *A small fox wanders by, looking around at the collection of people here* =o.o=
DeathRaySpleen: (It still looks like Ake has gone unseen by Quinn, right?)
Lithaladhwen: (Yes, he has. He's over at another stand and she's busy at the moment.)
Will Rennar: *takes the card* (is that hand for helping me or Kamos up?)
T3chn0Namagomi: *unbreaks* AAAAAAAAGH!!! WHAT IS IT WITH EVERYONE AND THEIR OBSESSIVE FASCINATION WITH SEX?!?!
Lithaladhwen: (For shaking and general greeting...she doesn't care about Kamos. He doesn't want her sex.)
Will Rennar: *jumps back* GAAGH!!
Lithaladhwen: *blink*
Lithaladhwen: I still say you can't be doing it right.
Arch mage144: ...it's awesome?
CGNakibe: *walks up to Kamos and Wilren*
Arch mage144: Why are you some sort of weird celibate freak?
CGNakibe: *sniffs* =o.o=
Lithaladhwen: That must be lonely and uncomfortable.
CGNakibe: =>.>=
Will Rennar: *raises an eyebrow, looks at Zeke* Nothing wrong with celibacy, thank y--eh? *glances at the fox*
Arch mage144: Yeah, I bet it really sucks. Not that I would know.
CGNakibe: Zechso? =o.o=
Lithaladhwen: No....*proud smile* You wouldn't.
DeathRaySpleen: *With what he hopes is a genuine-looking not-a-care-in-the-world smile on his face, Ake begins to walk an elaborate path that will bring him close enough to Quinn that it would make no sense for him not to see her.*
Lithaladhwen: And you won't if I have anything to say about i.
Lithaladhwen: *it
Will Rennar: *eyes nearly bug out for a moment* IM: ...Okay, I think I may as well get used to the fact that this whole country is what I grew up considering "weird".
CGNakibe: *trying to slowly grasp more of common*
Lithaladhwen: *little wave to Ake*
Arch mage144: *looks at Ake* Friend of yours?
Will Rennar: *glacnes at Quinn* IM: ...Not to mention more than a little shameless, apparently.
Lithaladhwen: Mmhm. I met him a few nights ago after an opera party.
DeathRaySpleen: *Ake does a passable enough job of pretending like he hadn't just gone through a whole ritual of self-adjustment and bought a fish he didn't want for this woman.*
Lithaladhwen: He's a martial artist, which is always good.
DeathRaySpleen: Oh! Hey, Quinn.
CGNakibe: *thinks* Mar-ket? Fish? =o.o=
Lithaladhwen: Hey there, Ake. *still has an arm around Zeke's waist* So, how've you been?
DeathRaySpleen: Not bad! Yourself?
Will Rennar: Yyyep. *offers the fox a piece of fruit he hasn't bitten into yet* Hungry?
DeathRaySpleen: IM: Ooookay. Not seeing a family resemblance here.
DeathRaySpleen: (Zeke and Quinn, that is.)
Lithaladhwen: (Noo....not even the same race. Not totally.)
Arch mage144: A martial artist?
Lithaladhwen: *nods to Zeke* He's pretty good, aren't you, Ake?
Lithaladhwen: IM: This is kind of nice. Old friends and new friends.
DeathRaySpleen: I don't know. I've never fought myself.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...
T3chn0Namagomi: -.-
DeathRaySpleen: You've fought me. How was I?
DeathRaySpleen: IM: During and after the fight, that is.
Will Rennar: I imagine fighting one's self would be kinda tricky....
CGNakibe: *definitely the fox has an accent* Hun-gry? *sniffs at the offered food* =o.o=
Lithaladhwen: I have. You aren't bad, especially for your age. I had a lovely time.
Lithaladhwen: Quite a nice evening altogether.
Will Rennar: *under breath* One can only HOPE she's talking about the fight...
Lithaladhwen: *winks to Wilren*
CGNakibe: *gingerly takes the food, although he's not quite sure about the word that goes with it*
Will Rennar: IM: SHIT! Did she just hear me!?
T3chn0Namagomi: *under his breath*...Weaponless combat is an obsolete thing...
DeathRaySpleen: I'm not that old. I'm only 28.
Arch mage144: *raises an eyebrow*
CGNakibe: (Damian: I'd politely disagree with that, sir. >.>)
DeathRaySpleen: *It wasn't that funny. Ake realizes this as it's halfway out of his mouth.*
Arch mage144: Older than I am, but not by much.
Arch mage144: Then again, Quinn is much older than either one of us.
Will Rennar: *turns his attention back to the fox* Try it. It's good. *takes a bite out of the fruit he was munching on earlier*
Lithaladhwen: *mock offense* You shush. Never discuss a lady's age. *lopsided smile*
DeathRaySpleen: (Well I was pretty sure [as was Ake] that she was calling him young and inexperienced.)
Arch mage144: Not that it ultimately makes her any less of a woman.
CGNakibe: >Excuse me, but what does< hun-gary >mean?<
DeathRaySpleen: No, that it doesn't.
T3chn0Namagomi: <_< It talks...
Lithaladhwen: (She's very old, and thus knows the value of experience.)
Lithaladhwen: *smiles*
CGNakibe: *looks up at Wilren, hopeful that maybe THIS person can speak his language.*
Lithaladhwen: IM: This is a good city. You go out and you always meet someone you know.
DeathRaySpleen: *The others will notice a decidedly...fishy smell from the bag. Just a reminder.*
Will Rennar: It means you want or need food. Like when your tummy goes *pats his own stomach and makes an imitation of his own stomach growling*.
Arch mage144: I smell fish.
Arch mage144: Man, that makes me hungry.
Lithaladhwen: You grocery shopping, Ake?
DeathRaySpleen: As well you should. I bought a salmon.
Will Rennar: (Wait....did that > mean he was speaking fox?)
DeathRaySpleen: Yeah.
T3chn0Namagomi: (Either fox or animal in general)
DeathRaySpleen: Impulse buy, really.
Will Rennar: (Oop, dammit.... *strikes out last statement*)
Will Rennar: (REWRITE) Uhhh.....eh?
Lithaladhwen: (Or possibly in common, since he was asking about a word Wilren used.)
DeathRaySpleen: (Ake speaks Dwarven, if that helps...)
T3chn0Namagomi: *takes a huge drink from his sake bottle*
Lithaladhwen: (I have a knife of ogreslaying. It's got a plus nine against ogres!)
Arch mage144: Salmon? Ah, man! Delicious!
Arch mage144: (Are there any girls there?)
Arch mage144: (If so, I WANT TO DO THEM)
Lithaladhwen: (Quinn: *waves*)
T3chn0Namagomi: (I'M ATTACKING THE DARKNESS!)
Arch mage144: (Alright!)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (AM I GETTING DRUNK?)
Lithaladhwen: Ake, I didn't know you cooked.
Lithaladhwen: (Uh...I am.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (ROLL THE DICE TO SEE IF I'M GETTING DRUNK!)
DeathRaySpleen: I do. A little.
Will Rennar: Sorry, I don't speak fox, but uhh...*taking a guess here* "hungry" means you need food.
DeathRaySpleen: (Oh, man. This is one of those have-to-be-there stories, I guess, but here goes:-)
CGNakibe: (No, Nekonian, Doug.)
OnlineHost: Arch mage144 rolled 1 20-sided die: 13
T3chn0Namagomi: (AH.)
Arch mage144: (I am getting drunk)
OnlineHost: A Rockin SN rolled 1 20-sided die: 14
A Rockin SN: (So am I.)
OnlineHost: T3chn0Namagomi rolled 1 20-sided die: 11
DeathRaySpleen: (So my friends and I are playing D&D. Their characters had been in a bar, but they decided to go to the library to do research on the Crimson Unicorn.)
CGNakibe: *tilts head. Obviously he's not getting it*
Will Rennar: *shrugs, takes a bite out of his own bit of fruit* ...Gugh. Sucker got a little too warm for my taste.
T3chn0Namagomi: (...am I?)
Arch mage144: (Yeah, but I'm actually getting drumk)
DeathRaySpleen: (But Eytan was determined to make sure his character was drunk and disorderly.)
A Rockin SN: (Brian- So am I.)
Lithaladhwen: (I rolled a 13, too.)
Arch mage144: (Dan and I WIN)
Lithaladhwen: (We're so awesome.)
Arch mage144: (I might have to get another drink soon)
CGNakibe: Me... I... no understand. =o.o=;;;
Lithaladhwen: (I am a drunk and I have come to distribute succubus sex.)
DeathRaySpleen: (So he goes up to the librarian and goes "Can I get your phone number?")
A Rockin SN: (That makes 5 beers I ust drank)
Arch mage144: (NO PHONES IN D&D >_<)
DeathRaySpleen: (I said "This is D&D. There are no phones.")
Will Rennar: Ahh. Sorry. *looks apologetically at the fox*
Arch mage144: (You're ahead of me, Dan, I'm only at one white russian and one glass of wine)
Lithaladhwen: *to Ake* So what are you making? You having a lady friend over?
DeathRaySpleen: (He said, "Oh, right. 'Can I get your...uh...pigeon number?'")
A Rockin SN: (Awesome. =D)
Lithaladhwen: (XD)
Arch mage144: (XD)
CGNakibe: (And Farwind only knows Nekonian, Fox, and that's about it.)
A Rockin SN: (XD)
Will Rennar: (*THUD*)
CGNakibe: (He's learning common.)
DeathRaySpleen: Nope, just at home. Alone, in the dojo.
Arch mage144: So, your name's Ake?
Will Rennar: (....Damn. That reminds me....I never specified what languages Wilren knows aside from common.)
Arch mage144: *hands him a business card*
CGNakibe: =v.v= Rar. *nibbles at the fruit gingerly*
TheWaiChibiAngel: (HEY, AM.)
TheWaiChibiAngel: ( http://data.4chan.org/b/src/1138844007248.jpg )
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: And I do NOT HAVE A DRAGONGIRL FETISH. *Kamos starts to walk away again*
CGNakibe: (Kamos has a dragon TAIL fetish)
CGNakibe: (DUH.)
DeathRaySpleen: Ake Tanner. Nice to-*Ake's hand, extended for a handshake, instead hits cardstock, slightly confusing him* Nice to meet you, Mr...*reads card* Mazuo.
T3chn0Namagomi: (Kamos: *shoots Shaun*)
CGNakibe: (Nakibe: *mocks Kamos*)
Will Rennar: *glances at Kamos as he walks off* Hope he's gonna be alright....
T3chn0Namagomi: -V-
Lithaladhwen: He won't be if he doesn't admit he's having problems. *sage nod*
DeathRaySpleen: Nice card.
CGNakibe: *lets out something that almost sounds like a sigh*
A Rockin SN: (I'll have another two beers, then I'll be happy.)
CGNakibe: =... days like this make me wish those bad two-legs never came along= =-.-=
Will Rennar: I still fail to see the problem with not being a manwhore, personally.
DeathRaySpleen: Anyway. So yeah, I'm probably just going to drill on some dummies tonight.
A Rockin SN: (Of course, my most beers is 11 beers, but I won't be nearing that today!)
DeathRaySpleen: Not as fun as real opponents, of course.
Lithaladhwen: No, not usually. *grin*
Will Rennar: *turns to look at the fox again* You okay?
CGNakibe: No Okay. =v.v=
Will Rennar: Sorry to hear it, little friend.
DeathRaySpleen: IM: Although fighting that girl is scary. Good gods, I'm glad I'm a lot faster than she is.
CGNakibe: (Imagine if Farwind's first sentence in Common was "Purple Monkey Dishwater.")
Arch mage144: (BRB)
Will Rennar: (**THUD**)
Lithaladhwen: (Yeah, she's pretty good in melee combat.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Power or speed?)
DeathRaySpleen: (Look at her PS stats on the board.)
CGNakibe: (Doug? Drunken Masta)
Lithaladhwen: (Power, generally.)
Lithaladhwen: (And Shaun has the right of it.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Oh. They're on the board? Huh. *checks*)
Lithaladhwen: (First sheet in my thread.)
Will Rennar: (OMG DOUG IS JACKIE CHAN?!)
Lithaladhwen: (No. Quinn, apparently.)
Will Rennar: (...Oh. *frowns, disappointed*)
DeathRaySpleen: (Ake, third post down.)
DeathRaySpleen: (Agi +5 vs. Str +5.)
Lithaladhwen: (Her base AT/PA isn't bad, though.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Heh...Kamos would likely have a field day with his magic)
A Rockin SN: (*deflects a bullet with his fist*)
Lithaladhwen: (Add four ranks for....shit never mind we need to RP.)
Will Rennar: (YES.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Eh. Kamos is out for the time being.)
DeathRaySpleen: (Ake was fighting in a gi, so he didn't take AT/PA penalties for equip-- yeah, RP.)
Arch mage144: Yeah, Mazuo.
T3chn0Namagomi: (And I hereby *LURK*)
Arch mage144: (Quinn fights naked.)
Lithaladhwen: (She does not. Usually.)
Arch mage144: (Why are you lurking)
Arch mage144: (?)
Arch mage144: Zeke Mazuo. Mercenary for hire. You're literate, I assume.
Will Rennar: Mercenary? Heh, sounds like an interesting line of work...
Will Rennar: *snickers* Lot more fun than "Mr. Odd-jobs" anyway...
Arch mage144: You have no idea.
DeathRaySpleen: Yes. I'm literate.
Arch mage144: You need a hit, Sir Wilren?
DeathRaySpleen: I did not go to three years of architecture college illiterate.
Will Rennar: Nnnnot particularly. A JOB, perhaps, but...
Lithaladhwen: Oh, well. Jobs. Jobs aren't hard.
Arch mage144: So you don't need my services? A pity.
CGNakibe: *decides to at least get a quick sniff at Zeke while he has the chance* =o.o=
Arch mage144: *smells like gunpowder and alcohol*
Will Rennar: *scratches head, mumbles under breath* You ARE a curious one, aren't you little fox...
Lithaladhwen: Curiosity is good for you. He could certainly pick a worse man to take an interest in. *grins at Zeke*
CGNakibe: Rar? =o.o=??
Lithaladhwen: Though I have to say, I really can't see things working out between the two of you. *laughs*
CGNakibe: =o.o= *wonders what Quinn is talking about*
Arch mage144: ....
Arch mage144: *looks at Farwind*
CGNakibe: Nani? =o.o=
Will Rennar: *glances at the fruit he gave Farwind* (Just wondering how much of it he ate.)
CGNakibe: (Not very much of it, really. a few quick bites.)
DeathRaySpleen: *Ake doesn't take well to Zeke. He doesn't think he's got a sense of humor. And he hates the smell of gunpowder.*
CGNakibe: (He can't be very hungry, can he?)
Will Rennar: IM: Hmm, rules out my earlier theory...just wish I understood half the stuff the little guy said.
Will Rennar: IM: ....Come to think of it, in all the chatter with him, I didn't even get a name.
Smartzvn85 has left the room.
CGNakibe: >Do you know how to speak this language?< *to Zeke*
Will Rennar: ...Anyone have a clue what he just said? O.o
Arch mage144: No.
Arch mage144: He's talking?
CGNakibe: =o.o=
Will Rennar: Well, I would imagine that if he can speak Common, all that noise he's making is probably...umm....Fox-ese?
CGNakibe: Fox? =o.o=
CGNakibe: Me Fox. =o.o=
Lithaladhwen: I don't know. The most I can say in a lot of languages is "yes, no..." and "beer."
Lithaladhwen: *shrug*
DeathRaySpleen: I speak a little Dwarvish, but he's not saying "Grd'zk gruf'tgr krn tk'r".
Will Rennar: ...That fails to surprise me for some reason...
CGNakibe: (Quinn forgot curse words.)
Lithaladhwen: (Everyone knows those!)
CGNakibe: (Then she'd have all the essentials.)
DeathRaySpleen: For some reason, dwarves have several different words for beer.
DeathRaySpleen: *That was a joke.*
Arch mage144: That's because Dwarves know what's up.
Lithaladhwen: Different words for different beer.
Will Rennar: Yes, we know you're a fox....ummm....I'm sorry, I didn't even ask what your name was.
CGNakibe: =I really need to see if Yadi can teach more of this language.= =-.-=
Arch mage144: Yeah, there are different kinds of beer.
CGNakibe: Name.... Name... =9.9= *thinks*
Lithaladhwen: *points to herself* Quinn.
Lithaladhwen: *points to Farwind* You?
Arch mage144: Like dark lager, light lager, ale, drafts, Rivan-style, Nekonian, lite...
CGNakibe: ... OH! Me... I... Farwind. =o.o=
Arch mage144: ...are you teaching that fox common?
CGNakibe: Quinn? =o.o= *holds a paw towards her*
Lithaladhwen: Me? I just wanted to know his name. I mean, it's the least I can do. *accepts the paw*
DeathRaySpleen: It's probably not a normal fox, then.
Lithaladhwen: IM: Not like I can fuck him after all....
T3chn0Namagomi has left the room.
CGNakibe: *shakes paw!*
Lithaladhwen: IM: Er, well...I'm not going to. I could.
Will Rennar: Just wanted to know his name. Farwind, you say? *smiles* I'm Wilren. Nice to meet you.
DeathRaySpleen: In which case it's an intelligent life form and should learn Common.
Will Rennar: (**THUD**)
CGNakibe: ... Wil-ren. =o.o=
DeathRaySpleen: As should many of our fine cart drivers 9_9
CGNakibe: Nice.... meet... *thinks*
Lithaladhwen: I've met lots of perfectly nice people who didn't know any more common than I know... I don't know. Celestial.
Lithaladhwen: They were still very nice people.
CGNakibe: *process process*
CGNakibe: (Nothing helps you learn a language like having no one around that speaks yours.)
A Rockin SN: (Chicken Noodle Soup!)
Will Rennar: (BLUE FOX-EARS OF DEATH!)
Arch mage144: Being unable to speak common is no sin.
DeathRaySpleen: Yeah, but I just mean that he should learn it as long as he's going to be hanging around Doma.
Arch mage144: Granted.
CGNakibe: (*Farwind picks Xaq up... with his MIND!*)
Lithaladhwen: (*Farwind crushes the Barians... with his MIND*)
Will Rennar: (*Psychokinesis'd around for a moment, hits the ground for about 228 damage*)
Will Rennar: (But anyway..)
CGNakibe: (Vaniyakna is not amused.)
Arch mage144: (HIS MIND!)
Arch mage144: (He is n ever amused.)
Arch mage144: (So who cares?)
Will Rennar: Speaking of which...*looks at Farwind* What brings you here, Farwind?
DeathRaySpleen: (Bah. 1d6 per 10 feet fallen.)
CGNakibe: ... =o.o= =-.-= =o.o=
DeathRaySpleen: (I think it probably amused him when he made Boris wash his summoned creatures >_<)
Will Rennar: IM: ...Damn, where's an interpretor when you need one? O_o;;
Lithaladhwen: IM: See, I don't really know that I care. He's cute, and I won't deny that.
Lithaladhwen: IM: But is there really any point in talking to him?
CGNakibe: Rar. =v.v=
Lithaladhwen: IM: He's just going to sit there and be cute. Meanwhile, I'm not any closer to sex than I was before.
Lithaladhwen: IM: Though Zeke helps.
Lithaladhwen: *grin* IM: He's a very helpful man.
Will Rennar: *THUNK* *sighs* It was worth a shot at least...
CGNakibe: *sighs, and starts sniffing at the fish vendors*
DeathRaySpleen: (And suddenly Ake's muscles mean nothing? That's gratitude, right there.)
Lithaladhwen: (Gratitude? Ake's just a friend. So is Zeke.)
DeathRaySpleen: (I'm just kidding.)
CGNakibe: (Armstrong: I'll show you the TRUE strength of the Armstrong family, passed down through GENERATIONS!!! *muscle twitch*)
Will Rennar: (With friends like you, who needs brothels? :b )
Lithaladhwen: (Precisely.)
CGNakibe: (The other couple million men in Doma.)
CGNakibe: (Quinn wasn't omnipresent last I checked. >;P)
Will Rennar: (Touché.)
DeathRaySpleen: (What is the population of Doma City, anyway?)
Lithaladhwen: (She'll get to them eventually. They just need to be patient.)
DeathRaySpleen: (That's something to shoot for: Having sex with every eligible PC in the entire setting.)
Lithaladhwen: (Believe me. I'm working on it.)
Arch mage144: (She could do it.)
CGNakibe: (A whole life's work!0
Arch mage144: (She's female.)
Arch mage144: (Such is an advantage.)
Will Rennar: (**THUD**)
Lithaladhwen: (She's already walked into rooms and slept with everyone there except for one guy.)
Arch mage144: (willxaq needs an interpreter?)
CGNakibe: (Who was utterly scared she was going to suck his soul, right?0
Lithaladhwen: (No, I think he just wasn't looking for sex.)
Arch mage144: *of all the people to be browsing the wares of market salesmen right now, none is potentially more famous than one red-hatted individual...*
Will Rennar: (No, just a faster modem and a softer desk.)
CGNakibe: =o.o= *sniff sniff, turns, sniff sniff*
Lithaladhwen: ("Contrary to popular belief, Hakaril is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases he may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol.")
CGNakibe: Hakaru!
Arch mage144: *walks over to the group of Ake, Zeke, Willren, Quinn and Farwind, looking dreadfully amused*
CGNakibe: (Truer words were never spoken.)
Arch mage144: HEY!
Arch mage144: *drapes an arm across Wilren*
CGNakibe: =^.^= *welcoming yip!*
DeathRaySpleen: So Quinn, if you're not too busy later, you want to come by my dojo for a rematch?
Arch mage144: Hey, Foxxy!
DeathRaySpleen: Uh, hi.
Will Rennar: *glances up at Hakaril* Uhhh....can I help you?
Lithaladhwen: *raises an eyebrow* Hm. I might be able to swing that, Ake.
Arch mage144: ...you are gonna do what with Quinn?
Arch mage144: You and everyone else! Ha! Ha!
DeathRaySpleen: Grapple.
Lithaladhwen: *nod*
DeathRaySpleen: IM: Asshole.
Will Rennar: *sniffs Hak's breath*
Arch mage144: *takes a swig from a bottle in his other hand*
Lithaladhwen: And not everyone. Just my friends.
Arch mage144: *is clearly drinking*
Will Rennar: Thought so.
CGNakibe: >Its a pleasure to meet you again here, five-paw Hakaru! I'm... having problems talking to anyone else except Yadi.< =v.v=
Arch mage144: ....what?
Arch mage144: =No speakee Engrish!=
Arch mage144: =Wait no.=
Lithaladhwen: (He doesn't have his dictionary with him.)
DeathRaySpleen: IM: Wait, isn't that...
Arch mage144: Biru, onegishimasu! Chisai!
Will Rennar: *blinks* You understand what Farwind's saying?
CGNakibe: =o.o= Geh?
DeathRaySpleen: IM: Nah, probably not.
Arch mage144: Demo, watashi wa koi desu!
Lithaladhwen: What are you having, Hakaril?
Arch mage144: Gomen nasai -.o
CGNakibe: =o.o= Hai.
Will Rennar: .....*deadpans* Neeeeevermind.
Arch mage144: Ah!
Arch mage144: I am drinking...um...wine!
DeathRaySpleen: IM: It is.
CGNakibe: >You smell of grape-water.<
DeathRaySpleen: Hakaril. You're Hakaril Silvar.
Arch mage144: So I am!
Arch mage144: what's your point, man?
DeathRaySpleen: I don't know. You're famous.
CGNakibe: (Why do I get the feeling that Hakaril has exhausted most of his knowledge of Nekonian already?)
Will Rennar: *grabs Hak's arm and un-drapes it from himself*
Lithaladhwen: (Considering he's lapsing into some repressed carp identity? Yeah.... that's probably accurate.)
DeathRaySpleen: And drunk, it seems. You're sure that's just wine?
Arch mage144: Yes, I am.
Arch mage144: Yes.
Arch mage144: This is not my first bottle!
DeathRaySpleen: I can smell.
Lithaladhwen: *grin*
Will Rennar: Can't say the surprises me.
Arch mage144: It doesn't? WHY?
CGNakibe: *frustrated growl* =-.-=;;; =Smell too strong to be right-think=
Arch mage144: Do you really think a General like me spends all his time drinking? Imagine if such were the rule of officials of government!
DeathRaySpleen: *Ake is quite amused. It's not every day you meet a famous person drowning their sorrows in public.*
Will Rennar: By the way, as long as you're feeling all buddy-buddy from a moment ago, name's Wilren.
Will Rennar: IM: Not that he'll remember in the next 20 minutes as hammered as he is...
Arch mage144: Ah, right, hi Wilren!
Arch mage144: Your name is all contractiony.
CGNakibe: *anyone who pays attention might notice that Farwind is shaking his head. Perhaps from the smell of booze*
Lithaladhwen: Nice to see you enjoying yourself, Hakaril. I usually have to take it on faith that you're being taken care of, but it's nice to have proof.
Arch mage144: Yeah, you know it.
Arch mage144: Vixxy takes good care of me.
Arch mage144: Wait, why does that concern you?
Lithaladhwen: Why shouldn't it?
Lithaladhwen: You're a nice man.
DeathRaySpleen: *Ake scratches his nose, and almost reels, forgetting that he had fish-hands still.*
Will Rennar: *glances over at Quinn* Umm, question.....just who is this guy, anyway?
Will Rennar: Caught the name, but not much else...
CGNakibe: (Uh oh.)
Will Rennar: (Did I just screw up?)
Lithaladhwen: I'll let him cover that.
Arch mage144: What?
CGNakibe: (Chance of getting the full Hakaril Title, 75%)
Will Rennar: IM: I was afraid she'd say that....
Will Rennar: (Oh fuck...)
Arch mage144: I'm nice? Says who? I would kill anyone who stood in my way!
Arch mage144: Like that fucker!
Arch mage144: Also, you don't know me?
DeathRaySpleen: (Which fucker?)
Lithaladhwen: (I don't know that Hakaril is quite sure at this point.)
Will Rennar: Can't say I'm familiar with much of anything about this place aside from how to get around.
CGNakibe: (Uncle Fukar: WHAT? eVe)
DeathRaySpleen: (Also: I will return in the span of but a moment! Fear not!)
Will Rennar: (Take your time, something tells me I've opened up a nice little tirade here...)
Lithaladhwen: (Brian is...busy.)
CGNakibe: *pads over to the fruit, and starts chewing, trying to pay attention to the various words and phrases*
Arch mage144: My name is Hakaril James Silvar, General, Archmage, Astralist, Planar Cartographer, Author, Wyrmslayer, Demon Hunter, Conjurer, Economist, Scholar, Poet, Metallurgist, Swordsman, Knight, Exorcist...
Will Rennar: IM: Wino...
Arch mage144: ...Dracokitty Breeder, Planeswalker, Applied Magical Theorist, Occasional Drunkard, and Improvisational Lawyer!
Will Rennar: ....*blinks* Nice. Beats my resume by a little bit...."hand for hire, freelance weatherman"'s about it.
Arch mage144: Your resume can suck my royal cock.
Arch mage144: I'm sorry, did I say something vulgar?
Lithaladhwen: *laughs*
Arch mage144: Hah!
Lithaladhwen: No, you're fine.
DeathRaySpleen: But can he dance?
Arch mage144: Hah!
Arch mage144: Never!
Arch mage144: Dancing is forbidden!
CGNakibe: =o.o=
DeathRaySpleen: (Ake totally said that shortly after Hak's spiel)
Lithaladhwen: (Lag?)
DeathRaySpleen: (No, I had to go to the bathroom.)
Will Rennar: *mumbles under his breath* I imagine he's probably a bit easier to deal with when he's not plastered...
CGNakibe: (... wouldn't Will be surprised. >:{)
Arch mage144: I made dancing illegal in 1310!
DeathRaySpleen: (OHNO FOOTLOOSE?!)
CGNakibe: Irrega? =o.o=
Will Rennar: Well that wasn't very nice of ya.
Lithaladhwen: You did not. I know this for a fact. I know several ladies who do so professionally.
DeathRaySpleen: Well apparently he didn't touch public intoxication.
Arch mage144: Obviosuly not!
Lithaladhwen: Then I'd really be in trouble. *chuckle*
Arch mage144: Yeah, dancing is not, in fact, forbidden.
CGNakibe: (Farwind: You know, its good being a fox.)
CGNakibe: (Farwind: People feed you because they think you're lost, and you can call people names and no one understands you.)
Will Rennar: IM: Yeesh....leave home for all the insanity going on there, and what do I find in my travels? All new kinds of insanity.....oh well.
A Rockin SN: (WHAT LOCATION, HUMANOIDS?)
CGNakibe: *curls up next to Will's foot, getting comfort AND a better look at the weirdos*
Lithaladhwen: Well, Ake...I was kind of thinking I'd be entertaining at my place later tonight, but you're certainly welcome to come along, provided existing company has no objection. *glance to Zeke*
CGNakibe: (I'mma kitsune!)
Arch mage144: What?
Lithaladhwen: (Doma market stuff.)
Arch mage144: ...what?
Arch mage144: You want to join us, Zeke?
Arch mage144: *Ake
Lithaladhwen: (Drunkass.)
Lithaladhwen: (Though rhymes are murder on a drunkard's mind.)
Arch mage144: (Yeah, so what)
Will Rennar: *looks down, chuckles, kneels down, and places a hand over Farwind's head. The air around him gets a little bit warmer* Cozy?
CGNakibe: =o.o= *yips*
Will Rennar: Oop, sorry...
A Rockin SN: *ZOOM!* *A certain white-haired Valthi runs through, somersaulting over someone, and barreling a poor woman over* Oops, sorry! *moves aside and keeps running through, coming near the others as he passes through the crowd.*
A Rockin SN: (Presuming this IS in the market.)
Will Rennar: Guess with all that fur you're plenty warm as-- *blinks* The HELL was that? O.o
Lithaladhwen: (Yeah. It is! She running over anyone in particular?)
A Rockin SN: (He)
A Rockin SN: (And, no.)
Lithaladhwen: (Typo. Booze.)
A Rockin SN: (Booze here too.)
CGNakibe: *perks up*
CGNakibe: =o.o= Rar? *sniff sniff*
Lithaladhwen: (*pokes Spleen*)
Will Rennar: (*lurks to go grab a quick munchies-fix.*)
Arch mage144: What the fuck?
A Rockin SN: *THUD*
A Rockin SN: *falls over as he tries to maneuver through the crowd*
Will Rennar: (*returns*) ....*tries not to laugh* THAT was certainly graceful...
Arch mage144: ...who was that?
Lithaladhwen: What the hell was that?
A Rockin SN: Did.. someone say soemthing? *mutters* I couldn't hear over the sound of my teeth shattering...
CGNakibe: =weird two-legs=
A Rockin SN: *something
Lithaladhwen: You haven't seen teeth shattering yet. What are you doing?
Will Rennar: *walks over, offers the Valthi a hand* Need a hand?
A Rockin SN: What can I say... Some people just don't have a sense of humor..
Will Rennar: IM: Sheesh, seems people are faceplanting left and right tonight...
A Rockin SN: *takes WilRen's hand as he stands up*
Will Rennar: You alright? That looked...less than pleasant.
CGNakibe: *sniff sniff* =o.o=
A Rockin SN: Mmyeah, I'm fine. At least I lost the crazy cleaver guy.
Will Rennar: e.o Uh?
Lithaladhwen: Cleaver guy? Was he about six feet tall, blue eyes, black hair?
Lithaladhwen: I may know him.
Der DWSage: (Back, at last.)
A Rockin SN: Can't remember, I was too busy running.
Lithaladhwen: *shrug* Probably him. What'd you do?
Der DWSage: (So, still market?)
Will Rennar: (Yep.)
A Rockin SN: Long story. It involves Valthi technology, high volumes and chickens.
Lithaladhwen: Oh, well. Don't ask me about those.
CGNakibe: =>.o=;;
Lithaladhwen: Couldn't help you.
A Rockin SN: I don't plan to.
CGNakibe: =I wish I knew more of this stupid language thing.= =>.<=;;
Lithaladhwen: So, what's your name?
Arch mage144: ...YOU NEED TO EXPLAIN WHO YOU ARE.
Arch mage144: (Oops)\
Arch mage144: (Caps0
Der DWSage: (I'm tempted to use Bill...or Sorune...)
A Rockin SN: I do? Oh, well, then. Name's D.
A Rockin SN: *nodnod*
Lithaladhwen: *secretly applauds herself for remembering to ask*
Arch mage144: D?
Arch mage144: That's a letter.
Will Rennar: ...Do I dare ask about the chicke---no, no I don't.
CGNakibe: Name. =o.o= Name!
Lithaladhwen: *nod to Farwind* Yes.
Will Rennar: Pleasure to meet you, D. IM: I guess.
Lithaladhwen: My name's Quinn. So. You in town long, D?
Will Rennar: *shakes his hand since he's still holding it* Wilren.
CGNakibe: Farwind. =9.9=
Arch mage144: Quinn!
Arch mage144: Can you really handle that many of us at once?
Will Rennar: IM: Sheesh! Sees him fall flat on his face once and she's hitting on him?
A Rockin SN: *his body shakes in its entirety as he's still not still steady* Uh, I live here.
Lithaladhwen: Hm? Of course. Have you no faith in me at all, Zeke?
Arch mage144: You know, I have a lot of faith in you.
Lithaladhwen: *grins*
Arch mage144: ...but seriously.
Will Rennar: IM: Ugh, she IS hitting on him. Women these days...
Lithaladhwen: *looks around...*
Lithaladhwen: *counts on her fingertips*
Lithaladhwen: Hardly my record.
Arch mage144: What's your record?
Will Rennar: *deadpans with that "OMGWTF" look*
A Rockin SN: *blinks*
Lithaladhwen: I think it would only upset you, dear. *little waist-squeeze*
Der DWSage: *And...walking into the market is an Orc! But not your typical Orc, oh no...this one looks like a bish.*
CGNakibe: (... Bish... Orc?)
CGNakibe: (DOES NOT COMPUTE.)
Arch mage144: But I want to know! I have no delusions, unlike some people. Like my dear cousin.
Will Rennar: (Stonewater's here?)
CGNakibe: (Ah, aside from those orcs.)
Lithaladhwen: I know that. I can be honest with you and that's something I value. But to tell the truth I really wasn't counting. I just know it was more than this.
Der DWSage: *Thin build, wearing more of a blue bardic costume, and green, oh yes, definitely green. And he has a flute on his waist!*
Der DWSage: (*Chuckles*)
CGNakibe: (Bardic orc!)
A Rockin SN: *shakes his head, setting white hair aside* Uh, pleased to know I'm already making women all ... Uh, imaginative and all, but I'm taken you know.
Der DWSage: (I'm glad I made Bill. He breaks so many laws of reality just by existnig.)
Lithaladhwen: (I demand artistic rendering to prove to me that this is possible*
Lithaladhwen: *)
DeathRaySpleen: (I'm sorry! I'm back!)
Der DWSage: (Existing, too.)
A Rockin SN: At least last time I asked her... *seems to ponder this*
Der DWSage: <.<
Der DWSage: >.>
DeathRaySpleen: (Dad came into my room and started talking to me about midterms, and long experience has taught me to minimize all windows when this is happening.)
Der DWSage: IM:Wonder if these folks would mind some music...
Lithaladhwen: I don't believe in stringing men along. I think women should be straightforward about what they want, don't you, D?
DeathRaySpleen: (I'm glad I discovered Windows key + D.)
A Rockin SN: Wow, would that be... Well, easier.
CGNakibe: (In short, long discussion about how he expects you to pass exams and how "playing" online before doesn't help you study, yes?)
DeathRaySpleen: (If we've moved, Ake followed Quinn.)
DeathRaySpleen: (I haven't yet backlogged.)
Will Rennar: And would probably cause most men's brains to strangle themselves...
Der DWSage: (We haven't, apparently.)
Lithaladhwen: (We haven't gone anywhere. Quinn's making friends.)
A Rockin SN: *most could notice one of the latest models of guns hanging, as well as his attire, which is very Valthi*
DeathRaySpleen: (Exams are over.)
CGNakibe: (How'd y ou do?)
Will Rennar: (I refer to my earlier statement about friends.)
DeathRaySpleen: (I failed the fuck out of pre-calculus, which is weird because I thought I did pretty decently.)
Lithaladhwen: Well, I don't think it does anyone any good to be all sneaky and underhanded about what they want. After all, aren't women always talking about communication and things?
Lithaladhwen: I think they're the worst ones about it sometimes.
DeathRaySpleen: (Math and I are terrible enemies. That's why I can't stand playing D&D without Henry or a calculator.)
Der DWSage: o.o
A Rockin SN: (That helps a lot, considering I need to pass mine to not repeat. :-( )
CGNakibe: (Ow and Fuck.)
CGNakibe: (Also, I mock you both. >:{{{ )
CGNakibe: (... and then remember I have Differential Equations, and thus lose. ;_; )
Will Rennar: Hmm, point noted.
Der DWSage: (Har ha.)
Der DWSage: (I remember those. They can be annoying.)
A Rockin SN: My girl never talked about that. Good, until I notice she's more into the whole "heroism" and "stabbing things" lark.
Der DWSage: o__o
A Rockin SN: *mutters* Bah.
Will Rennar: (Wow....."Come Undone" by Duran Duran is QUITE nice RPing music. o.o )
Der DWSage: *In a definite Nekonian accent!* What in the Nil...?
CGNakibe: Geh? =o.o=
A Rockin SN: Never you mind.
Lithaladhwen: (For the record, I chose now to teach Brian tai chi. He fell over.)
CGNakibe: *thinks. Recognizes accent, somewhat*
CGNakibe: (HEH.)
Lithaladhwen: (All the way to the floor.)
Der DWSage: 6.6
Der DWSage: Well, aren't you cute?
CGNakibe: >Do you speak this language?< =o.o=
Der DWSage: >Oh, you speak Nekonian?<
Lithaladhwen: I know girls who are into those things.
Lithaladhwen: Especially the stabbing things bit.
A Rockin SN: Yes! Yes, I am! Wait.. You're talking to the wolf... *mutters* Bah.
A Rockin SN: Wait, huh?
CGNakibe: >... Wow. A two-leg that actually SPEAKS this language< =o.o=
Arch mage144: They're into Nekonian?
DeathRaySpleen: IM: *about D* Another fucking gunman.
Lithaladhwen: Heroism and stabbing.
Arch mage144: I'm into thta.
Arch mage144: *that
Der DWSage: o.o I speak seven different languages, sir.
CGNakibe: >... finally!!!< *yip bark hip hooray!*
Der DWSage: -Including Valthi.-
Der DWSage: 6.6
Will Rennar: ...Holy cripes, you can understand Farwind?
DeathRaySpleen: I like heroism. I prefer punching over stabbing, though.
CGNakibe: Geh? =o.o= *doesn't understand*
CGNakibe: >I don't know that language, though.<
A Rockin SN: Yay! Someone who punches things!
Der DWSage: >...Well, this is Doma. Most people don't speak Nekonian here. And that was Valthi.<
CGNakibe: >Or the ones two-legs speak in this territory.<
A Rockin SN: *beams happily at Ake*
Lithaladhwen: ....Well, punching things, sure.
CGNakibe: >I'm... still learning. Not very good at it. < =v.v=
Lithaladhwen: I do that.
CGNakibe: >You have a different smell from the other two-legged... humans... around here< =o.o=
Will Rennar: Speaking of which....what's your name, stranger? *introduces himself to the orc*
Der DWSage: >Well...I'm an Orc.<
Der DWSage: *Looks up!* Bill. Bill the Bard.
A Rockin SN: Huh. Many people seem to punch things.
Lithaladhwen: Well, that's not all I do, but it's a living.
Lithaladhwen: And kind of a hobby.
Will Rennar: Ah. Pleasure to meetcha. IM: A bard? Huh. Interesting.
A Rockin SN: I don't either.
A Rockin SN: I just, uh... Dunno. Fob a living off of my benefactors, I guess.
A Rockin SN: But I punch things, and invent stuff! Surely that's worth something, right?
Der DWSage: Same here.
Lithaladhwen: I think that sounds very important. What do you invent?
Lithaladhwen: IM: Talk about his work. Men like that.
Der DWSage: *Looks back down!* >Or it could be the fact that I bathe regularly.>
Lithaladhwen: IM: Good for their ego.
Der DWSage: <*
Lithaladhwen: IM: The way to a man's heart is through his pride.
A Rockin SN: Well, all sorts of things!
CGNakibe: >Orc? Different type of two-leg? That makes sense.< =o.o=
Lithaladhwen: IM: And a man's heart is good for one thing. It controls the rest of him.
CGNakibe: >And baths are good. A couple of these people smell like grape-water, though, so it wouldn't help.<
Arch mage144: (It pumps blood to his penis)
Lithaladhwen: Do tell. Creativity is certainly important, and vastly underrated.
Lithaladhwen: (That's right. That's exactly why she likes it.)
Der DWSage: >Wine, you mean?<
DeathRaySpleen: *to D* Punch things first, invent stuff later, huh? Yeah, just like me, except replace "invent stuff" with "punch more stuff, or take a nap."
CGNakibe: >Yes, wine.<
A Rockin SN: Take a nap, huh? Sweet, that.
A Rockin SN: I do that alot.
A Rockin SN: *ponders* Well...
DeathRaySpleen: I also play the ukelele badly and cook.
Lithaladhwen: I don't sleep much, I have to admit. Most of my naps are euphemisms.
CGNakibe: >Its just so... odd to finally see someone here besides Yadi that I can talk to. Yadi only knows Fox, though, so its a little different. <
Will Rennar: When you're not busy ricocheting all over Doma, at least, right?
A Rockin SN: I invented a number of explosives, as well as shoes-on-wheels, but I doubt anyone would be interested in that...
Will Rennar: Shoes on wheels?
A Rockin SN: Yeah! They let you go real fast. Faster than walking anyway!
CGNakibe: (D will soon put the two together and get ROCKET SKATES)
Der DWSage: >Oh? Who's Yadi?<
Will Rennar: *whistles* NNifty.
Lithaladhwen: That sounds very interesting. You say they aren't catching on, though?
CGNakibe: >She likes woods and forest like I do and she can talk fox.< =o.o=
A Rockin SN: Nope.
Der DWSage: >Oh...that sounds like a Druid. Or maybe a Ranger.<
A Rockin SN: Mostly because I tend to run over people's pets with them. Meh.
CGNakibe: >She said she was going to help me try to find my mother and father.<
Der DWSage: >Unless she's a werefox. I've heard stories of them...you lost your parents?<
Lithaladhwen: Oh, pets. Pfft. My sister keeps pets.
Will Rennar: Eesh...that'd do it.
DeathRaySpleen: ("Yes, Thog, the new plan will still involve rocket skates.")
CGNakibe: >Yeah. Bad two legs... elves... were chasing them for some reason.<
Lithaladhwen: By the way, Zeke? If a woman named Shillelagh propositions you? Don't touch her.
Der DWSage: (*Chuckles*)
Lithaladhwen: You know I'm not possessive or anything, but it's really for your own good.
Der DWSage: >...How strange. Dark-skinned elves?<
Lithaladhwen: She doesn't care much for humans. She's a racist old bitch.
CGNakibe: >No. Light-skinned.<
Der DWSage: >Hm.<
Der DWSage: >And...you were seperated when they were chased?<
CGNakibe: >They said something about.... *thinks* Gathering... experiments? Something like that. <
A Rockin SN: (Okay. I just missed my mouth with my beer. Maybe I should stop.)
CGNakibe: >Yeah. <
DeathRaySpleen: (Hey, you can still type, though.)
Der DWSage: >...Animal experimentation?<
A Rockin SN: (After many attempts, sure)
Der DWSage: IM:He's obviously not a normal fox...
Lithaladhwen: (brb)
Der DWSage: IM:But what are these...experiments?
DeathRaySpleen: You know, we could all, like, go to a bar or something. We don't need to stand here in the market.
DeathRaySpleen: *Yes, still carrying a bag with a fish in it.*
Lithaladhwen: Why go to a bar? We could all go to my place.
Will Rennar: Good idea. I completely forgot I was thirsty somehow...
Der DWSage: >Any chance I could meet Yadi? This sounds very interesting...<
A Rockin SN: Depends. Where is drink cheaper at?
DeathRaySpleen: Or we could all go to Quinn's place.
TheWaiChibiAngel has left the room.
DeathRaySpleen: Quinn has a magic portable hole with drinks inside.
Lithaladhwen: Well, at a bar it costs you money.
Lithaladhwen: Your wallet is the last thing I'm after, D. *winks*
CGNakibe: >She's up in the Ivory Horn right now... I think. <
Will Rennar: IM: I doubt I'm reading too far into that....
CGNakibe: > I've been out so long she's probably wandering around with Alex now. <
Will Rennar: Well, free drinks sound like a definite plus.
A Rockin SN: Is that so? Well, fine by me then.
Lithaladhwen: Okay, so that's D, Zeke, Wilren, Ake, are you coming, Hakaril
CGNakibe: >If she's gone she probably won't be back till nightfall. <
Lithaladhwen: *?
Arch mage144: Hell no.
Der DWSage: >Hm. Well, I know the way to the Ivory Horn. I could stand to stay there for a while. Maybe even make some money while I'm there.<
Arch mage144: I like my soul, damnit.
CGNakibe: (Quinn is working on an orgy! >:D! )
Lithaladhwen: (Shaun: Maybe.)
CGNakibe: >Money? o.o<
Lithaladhwen: I figured. Always polite to extend the invitation, though.
DeathRaySpleen: I should go home and at least put my fish in the icebox before it gets really smelly.
Der DWSage: >What I trade for food and shelter. And baths.<
DeathRaySpleen: Oh, come on. I still have a soul.
DeathRaySpleen: I think.
Lithaladhwen: But like I said. You seem well-taken-care-of to me, Hakaril.
A Rockin SN: Soul? What's this about souls?
Lithaladhwen: I don't have to worry about you.
DeathRaySpleen: *Ake looks at Quinn skeptically* I still have a soul, right?
CGNakibe: >Trade? < =o.o= >Never had to do that. Just had to learn to hunt myself.<
Will Rennar: Here, lemme see the fish for a second.
Arch mage144: I assure you that I am.
DeathRaySpleen: *forks it over! It's in a bag. It's a salmon.*
Der DWSage: >Heh...Two-legs are different.<
Lithaladhwen: *to Ake* Are you alive? Then yes.
Der DWSage: *Pulls a Gil out of his pocket!*
DeathRaySpleen: *IT HAS NO HEAD! :O*
Arch mage144: That noted, though I have no idea what you're talking about, I'm going...BACK TO THE CASTLE.
DeathRaySpleen: (But your princess is in another one!)
Arch mage144: With my wine! Vixxy be damned!
Der DWSage: >Some people don't hunt, or aren't able to. So they gather these instead.<
Will Rennar: *holds the bag in both hands for a moment, then hands it back. Ake finds the bag's a fair bit colder* That should help a little bit.
Lithaladhwen: Nice seeing you again, Hakaril. Have a nice evening.
CGNakibe: >I know. Some are even five-paws like me, too.<
CGNakibe: >... mages, I think someone called them.<
CGNakibe: =o.o=
Arch mage144: *walks off, apparently dancing with the bottle* You too, Quinn! You too! I hope you get laid 27 times!
Lithaladhwen: *waves*
Lithaladhwen: IM: Don't we all.
CGNakibe: >But its all five-paws to me.< *shrugs*
A Rockin SN: Laid... 27 times?
Lithaladhwen: Sure.
Arch mage144: Oh hell yeah.
Der DWSage: >If you perform a service of some sort, healing, teaching, hunting, or even just spreading information, you can gather these...five paws?<
A Rockin SN: Wouldn't that be painful?
Lithaladhwen: Little over two dozen.
Arch mage144: 27 is a bare minimum.
Arch mage144: Bare. Minimum.
CGNakibe: >Five Paws< *nod nod*
A Rockin SN: If you say so.
Arch mage144: I can account for at least 20.
DeathRaySpleen: *snicker*
Lithaladhwen: Painful? I'm built for it, sweetheart. You have nothing to worry about.
A Rockin SN: I go for quality over quantity.
A Rockin SN: *nodnod*
DeathRaySpleen: IM: Bare. Heh.
Lithaladhwen: *affectionate waist-hug for Zeke*
Der DWSage: >Where do you get the fifth?<
Arch mage144: Quality and quantity.
Arch mage144: *hugged about the waist*
Will Rennar: IM: Sheesh.
Der DWSage: *Looks Fairwind over closely!*
Lithaladhwen: *nod to Zeke*
A Rockin SN: So high quality quantity doesn't matter!
CGNakibe: >Its... umm... <=o.<=
A Rockin SN: *Nods*
CGNakibe: >I'll show you!<
Arch mage144: Yeah.
Lithaladhwen: I would say that both are very important.
Lithaladhwen: After all...
Lithaladhwen: The next step after you get something right? Do it again. *grin*
Lithaladhwen: Quality and quantity.
Der DWSage: >Please do.<
CGNakibe: *the odd blue diamond-shape on his forehead glows ever so slightly... and the fruit that Will left starts to rise from the ground*
A Rockin SN: Fine! Jeeze.
CGNakibe: =-.-=
Der DWSage: *Blink*
A Rockin SN: But not today. I like to be able to... Express myself.
CGNakibe: =o.o= >See? Fifth paw.<
A Rockin SN: IM: And not lose my soul. Soul's good. Soul's fine. Soul is important bargaining chip with demons.
Der DWSage: >...Like a third eye. Or something.<
CGNakibe: >Third... eye?< =>.o=
DeathRaySpleen: *To Zeke* Bah. You can't even really fight. Nothing nets you a woman like almost hyperextending her elbow.
Lithaladhwen: What do you mean, express yourself? I assure you, your creativity would be appreciated no matter how it manifests.
Arch mage144: What?
Der DWSage: >What two-legs refer to...what you just did. Or telekinesis.<
Lithaladhwen: IM: Oh, maybe they'll fight.
Arch mage144: *pulls a blade from both sides of his belt, dual-wielding a pair of short sword-like weapons*
CGNakibe: >Telekinesis?< =o.o= >Wow.<
Arch mage144: You can suck my cock, Mr. Punches and Kicks.
Lithaladhwen: IM: This is so hot.
Lithaladhwen: *self-satisfied little smile*
CGNakibe: >Fifth-paw also is good for making not-there sounds or sights<
Der DWSage: <_<
Arch mage144: I'll kick your sorry ass seven ways until tomorrow.
Will Rennar: Whoa, whoa, eeeeasy fellas.....
Der DWSage: >Oh. So like magic...er, maybe we should leave. Those two are about to fight.<
Will Rennar: *gets the heck out of the way*
Lithaladhwen: *to Wilren* Sh, they're fine.
Lithaladhwen: IM: They're both.... just fine. *griiin*
CGNakibe: >Smell violence from here. What are they fighting about anyway?< =<.<=
DeathRaySpleen: Someone hold the fish.
Der DWSage: >A woman. Of course.<
CGNakibe: *siiiigh*
Will Rennar: ....If you say so. *takes hand off sword hilt, grabs the fish. Again.*
CGNakibe: =-.-=
CGNakibe: *pads a good distance away*
Der DWSage: *Follows!*
DeathRaySpleen: Show me what you'd do if you were gonna fight me, Zeke.
Der DWSage: >Trying to prove themselves alpha just for a woman. Typical.<
CGNakibe: >Reminds me of my cousins. They were always sniffing after girl-foxes.<
Arch mage144: Okay. I will.
CGNakibe: >... never understood why older males did that...<
CGNakibe: =<.<=
Der DWSage: >You'll understand when you're older.<
Der DWSage: >Trust me.<
CGNakibe: >They told me it was because I was one-tail, and not... Not you too.< =>.<=
Arch mage144: *flicks the blades idly back and forth before slamming them together at the hilt, forming a single double-sided sword and spinning it, generating a crushing vacuum*
Will Rennar: *condensation forms on the bag the salmon is in* ....Okay, that should keep it from spoiling any.
Lithaladhwen: *steps back to allow the boys a chance to show off*
Der DWSage: ...
Der DWSage: IM:Hooo boy.
DeathRaySpleen: (You're probably going to have to define the crushing vacuum.)
Lithaladhwen: (They both have PS sheets....)
DeathRaySpleen: (Is it affecting Ake only? Can he move?)
CGNakibe: *roll eyes and barks at them* =IDIOT TWO-LEGS!!!= =>.<=
Arch mage144: (Anyone in the area of effect has both the air sucked out of their lungs and an enormous high-pressure burst affecting them.)
Der DWSage: IM:HOOO boy.
Der DWSage: <_<
Arch mage144: (A column in front of him.
Arch mage144: )
Der DWSage: >Gotta agree with you there, whatever you said.<
DeathRaySpleen: (Yeah, but I don't want to fight this guy in PS. Ake's sheet is level 1.)
A Rockin SN: *cough cough*
CGNakibe: >Idiots.<
Arch mage144: (So is his.)
Lithaladhwen: (Zeke is level one as well.)
DeathRaySpleen: (Oh.)
CGNakibe: (Not as uneven as you thought.)
Der DWSage: >Hm.<
CGNakibe: (PS Zeke isn't an NPC. >;P)
Der DWSage: (I should make a sheet for Bill.)
Lithaladhwen: (You should.)
DeathRaySpleen: (In which case, if you want to, we can square off in a systematic sort of way.)
Der DWSage: (It'd be nice to make a sheet for someone not combat based. =D)
Lithaladhwen: (Philsys GO!)
Arch mage144: (Your call
CGNakibe: >She smelled like she didn't care which of them she follwed off, too.<
DeathRaySpleen: (It doesn't matter much to me.)
Will Rennar: (*The chat room spins and blurs for a moment....BATTLE TRANSISTION!*)
Arch mage144: (PS it is then?)
Der DWSage: >Probably not. Woman's a demon, I think. Succubus or something.<
Arch mage144: (Who's GM?)
CGNakibe: >Succubus?<
DeathRaySpleen: (Not me. I don't know the system at all.)
Lithaladhwen: (I can.)
CGNakibe: (Rar? I could too.)
Der DWSage: (Bill:*Totally plays the battle theme on flute.*)
Lithaladhwen: (Because it's just opposed rolls and Brian is too drunk.)
Der DWSage: >She...sleeps with men for the fun of it.<
CGNakibe: >Ah.<
Der DWSage: IM:I'll NOT tell him the true thing.
CGNakibe: =o.o=
DeathRaySpleen: (I'm on Trillian and can't see my own rolls, so someone's going to have to post them in.)
CGNakibe: (What? Bill doesn't want to corrupt young Kitsune minds?)
Will Rennar: (I got it!)
Der DWSage: (Nope!)
Will Rennar: (*provides Spleen with die roll coverage*)
Lithaladhwen: (Thanks, Wilren.)
CGNakibe: (Playlist provides Afterburner theme)
CGNakibe: (Classic gaming FOR THE WIN!)
DeathRaySpleen: (Ake gave up initiative, if he would have won it.)
Will Rennar: (Dark Chest of Wonders, GO!)
Der DWSage: >So...she'll probably end up with both of them anyway.<
CGNakibe: >... I repeat. Idiots. <
Der DWSage: >I'd get involved...but I don't think I'd be much good.<
OnlineHost: Arch mage144 rolled 1 20-sided die: 11
DeathRaySpleen: (Also, Ake's going to be more or less pulling his punches, unless Zeke actually tries to go for him with anything that could cause serious injury.)
DeathRaySpleen: (Do I roll?)
A Rockin SN: *blink*
Lithaladhwen: (MDef roll.)
Arch mage144: (Ash is rolling for you)
A Rockin SN: Hey, isn't this kinda illegal?
DeathRaySpleen: (Someone's going to have to walk me through literally every single roll.)
CGNakibe: (Suggestion that damage is reduced to 1/4th normal or so. Otherwise this will be VERY fast.)
OnlineHost: Lithaladhwen rolled 1 20-sided die: 4
CGNakibe: (Spleen: Everything from here on out is the same as D&D, rollswise)
Lithaladhwen: (You rolled a four.)
DeathRaySpleen: (I can see your rolls.)
DeathRaySpleen: (I just can't see my own.)
Lithaladhwen: (You take 38 plus....)
OnlineHost: Lithaladhwen rolled 2 6-sided dice: 3 1
Der DWSage: >I don't have any weapons, I don't have any fighting ability, and no magic at all. And I'm a hemophil...that is, I bleed more than normal people.<
Lithaladhwen: (42 damage.)
Will Rennar: (...Nevermind.)
DeathRaySpleen: IM: OW FUCK.
CGNakibe: >Weird. Never heard of someone that bleeds more than others before. <
Lithaladhwen: (75-42=33HP.)
CGNakibe: >And not a five-paw, huh?<
Lithaladhwen: IM: That is so hot.
DeathRaySpleen: OKAY. I BELIEVE I SAID "IF WE WERE GOING TO FIGHT."
Der DWSage: >It's not a common disease. And no, I'm not.<
Der DWSage: >I'm just a Bard.<
CGNakibe: (Shaun suggests you multiply HP by 4, Ashley. Because this is going to be VERY SHORT in PS otherwise.)
CGNakibe: >Bard? Singing-person?<
Lithaladhwen: *is tempted to carry Zeke off right now.*
A Rockin SN: ...
DeathRaySpleen: All right. Fine. If that's how you want it.
A Rockin SN: This has gotten pretty dangerous.
Lithaladhwen: (Divide damage by four?)
Der DWSage: >I play the flute, actually. Pretty good at it.<
CGNakibe: >Never met a bard before<
A Rockin SN: *takes out his pistol and points it in the air* *BANG*
Der DWSage: (Either way.)
Lithaladhwen: (Because I can do that if that's what you mean.)
CGNakibe: (One or the other.)
Arch mage144: We are SO going to fight if you asked for it, bitch!
Der DWSage: *Takes flute off of waste, blows a tone on it!*
Lithaladhwen: (Okay. I will do that, so hold you mofos.)
CGNakibe: (Damage in PS is HIGH, generally speaking.)
DeathRaySpleen: *Ake turns to the sound of the gun, slightly off-balance*
Lithaladhwen: (Takes 18 damage instead, in the interests of fun combat.)
Lithaladhwen: (I'll be dividing damage by four before I post it from here on out.)
DeathRaySpleen: (Fine with me. Brian?)
DeathRaySpleen: What're you shooting for?
Lithaladhwen: (Brian goes next.)
Arch mage144: Shooting? *continues twirling h is blades*
Arch mage144: Ah, yes, him.
DeathRaySpleen: (That was to D.)
Arch mage144: *holds the swallow in front of him*
DeathRaySpleen: (Why does Brian go again?)
Arch mage144: (I...don't.)
Lithaladhwen: (Oh, no. I'm drunk and therefore apologize.)
Lithaladhwen: (Ake is next.)
DeathRaySpleen: (Also: I don't know what Pain Resistance and Improved Dodge do, but keep in mind that I have them.)
Der DWSage: ...
Will Rennar: (FUCKUP! FIVE POINTS FROM GRIFFINDOR!)
Lithaladhwen: (Oddly enough my grammar survives the deluge of alcohol, but my logical and chronological organization of thought does not.)
Der DWSage: *On a whim, decides to play a tune for the battlers, a jiggy piece that moves quite quickly!*
Der DWSage: (*Chuckles*)
Will Rennar: IM: ...Yep, he's a bard alright. ..Not half bad, either.
DeathRaySpleen: (Fuck. There were so many attacks I meant to add to this sheet.)
CGNakibe: *dances* =^.^=
DeathRaySpleen: (Oh, well.)
Lithaladhwen: *appreciative nod to their accompanist*
Der DWSage: *And yes, he's good at it.*
A Rockin SN: You shouldn't fight. The guards could come any minute.
DeathRaySpleen: (I get...one attack, aye?)
Lithaladhwen: (Correct. You don't have 8 ranks yet.)
Arch mage144: Fuck you and your guards!
DeathRaySpleen: ('Kay.)
Will Rennar: No thanks to your warning shot, D. *rolls eyes* I say we let these guys pound each other and get to those drinks.
Arch mage144: This guy deserves an ass-kicking!
Der DWSage: *Stops a moment!* Not like they'll stop anyway. Let 'em get it out of their system.
Lithaladhwen: I can handle the guards. No worries. *bright fangy smile*
Der DWSage: *Resum-o!*
DeathRaySpleen: (Hn. This system have special attack rules like in D&D? Trip, disarm, grapple, etc.?)
CGNakibe: (Nope, but it COULD.)
DeathRaySpleen: (Or would I have had to put that in my techs?)
CGNakibe: (Usually that sort of thing gets created as a special attack of one sort or another to avoid abuse.)
Lithaladhwen: (Techs.)
Lithaladhwen: (Like Shaun said, to avoid abuse.)
DeathRaySpleen: (Well I wrote this sheet before I got back into D&D and learned the true meaning of unarmed combat.)
DeathRaySpleen: (Oh, wait. I have three ranks of Disarm.)
DeathRaySpleen: (I don't know how this works, but...)
DeathRaySpleen: *Ake attempts to relieve Zeke of his weapon!*
A Rockin SN: *to Will* You know, I think I like the paid-for drinks more now.
A Rockin SN: You know, the whole "having paid for them" thing might make them taste better. In fact, I'm off for a couple now.
Lithaladhwen: (Opposed disarm check and AT roll. Sound fair?)
A Rockin SN: *puts the pistol back in* Have fun with the whole killing each other things! *runs off*
CGNakibe: (Quite fair.)
DeathRaySpleen: (I have no idea.)
Will Rennar: *shrugs* Between me and my wallet, I'll take Quinn's offer. But whatever floats your boat.
OnlineHost: Lithaladhwen rolled 1 20-sided die: 11
DeathRaySpleen: (All I know is that I basically wrote this sheet totally blind.)
Lithaladhwen: (25 total for Ake.)
OnlineHost: Arch mage144 rolled 1 20-sided die: 4
Will Rennar: (Welcome to my world, Spleen! :D )
DeathRaySpleen: (Fighting him d20 would've been better. That both of us know.)
Arch mage144: (17 total; Zeke has no d20 sheet that's usable, and also, I am disarmed.)
Lithaladhwen: *Ake manages to get the weapon away from Zeke*
Lithaladhwen: IM: Oh, the drama. *smirk* I won't let them REAAALLLY hurt each other, but this is just too much for me to turn down.
Arch mage144: *drops his swallow, having it wrested out of his grasp by Ake**
Der DWSage: <.<
Arch mage144: o_o Hey! That's mine!
Der DWSage: IM:Impressive.
DeathRaySpleen: (Do I have it, or is it on the ground?)
Lithaladhwen: (He has it.)
Will Rennar: (YOINK!)
DeathRaySpleen: You can have it back after class! Prepare to get schooled!
Arch mage144: You bastard!
Will Rennar: IM: ...Well, at least his fighting is better than his taunts.
Arch mage144: *raises a hand, narrowing his eyes, and makes a choking grip motion*
Lithaladhwen: IM: No killing Zeke, now....or I might have to step in.
OnlineHost: Arch mage144 rolled 1 20-sided die: 9
Arch mage144: (17 MATK roll.)
Arch mage144: (Spell: Choke.)
OnlineHost: Lithaladhwen rolled 1 20-sided die: 2
Lithaladhwen: (He resists...no effect. Ake's turn.)
A Rockin SN: (Darth Vader has abandoned you!)
Lithaladhwen: (He finds Zeke's lack of faith disturbing. Kazeros, on the other hand...finds very little to be disturbing.)
DeathRaySpleen: HYAAAH!!
A Rockin SN: (*goes to sleep*)
DeathRaySpleen: *PUNCHPUNCH!*
DeathRaySpleen: (Tech: Tornado Fist.)
Der DWSage: *Play, play!*
OnlineHost: Lithaladhwen rolled 1 20-sided die: 11
CGNakibe: (Spleen: As I said. Zeke was a d20 NPC. Who knows how "useable" or even "Fair" that was.)
Lithaladhwen: (25 total for his first attack...)
OnlineHost: Lithaladhwen rolled 1 20-sided die: 4
CGNakibe: (In fact, the class that Brian made specifically for Zeke was decidedly UNfair, if memory served.)
Lithaladhwen: (18 for the second.)
OnlineHost: Arch mage144 rolled 2 20-sided dice: 18 12
Will Rennar: (That's gonna sting.)
Arch mage144: (32 and 27)
Arch mage144: (Both dodge)
Will Rennar: (Or not.)
Lithaladhwen: *Zeke manages to evade both attacks OMGZ*
DeathRaySpleen: (Err. It should be noted that Mr. Tanner was attacking both times with his main hand, which is the one not holding Zeke's weapon.)
Arch mage144: (Without his weapon, he's still at 29 and 26)
Lithaladhwen: (Yeah...I gave him his AT+skill ranks.)
DeathRaySpleen: (I don't know what those numbers mean.)
DeathRaySpleen: (Are they better than Ake?)
Arch mage144: (You miss. On both>0
Lithaladhwen: (Zeke is next.)
Arch mage144: *grits his teeth, pulls two pistols from his belt, and fires both at point blank*
CGNakibe: (Those numbers were better than your numbers, Spleen.)
Arch mage144: (No, Shaun, wrong.)
Arch mage144: (Not unfair.O
CGNakibe: (Wait, he was equivalent to an urban-variant Ranger, right?)
Lithaladhwen: (The class looked pretty balanced to me, actually.)
CGNakibe: (I must be thinking of something else, then. ^^;;; )
Arch mage144: (Also using 2x Focused AIM, so +5 onboth...)
OnlineHost: Arch mage144 rolled 2 20-sided dice: 3 1
DeathRaySpleen: (I've been SHOT AT?!)
CGNakibe: (Those are some decidedly poor rolls.)
Will Rennar: (**THUD**)
Arch mage144: (24 and 22)
OnlineHost: Lithaladhwen rolled 2 20-sided dice: 13 10
NYClark2: ( Isn't a 1 a 1? As in, critical fuckup? )
Will Rennar: (Whoever's behind Ake right now? DUCK.)
Arch mage144: (They are.)
Arch mage144: (And no.)
Arch mage144: (This is not D20; no autofailuresw
DeathRaySpleen: (What's the word? Am I shot?)
Lithaladhwen: (25, 22 for Ake.)
Lithaladhwen: (Tie means he hits....somehow.)
CGNakibe: (One misses, one of them is a graze.)
Lithaladhwen: *Despite the fact that people are rolling poorly today --perhaps distracted by some random friendly lady-- Zeke hits for....*
OnlineHost: Lithaladhwen rolled 3 6-sided dice: 2 2 6
Lithaladhwen: (2 damage.)
Lithaladhwen: (Because I divided by four and WotC taught me to round down.)
Lithaladhwen: (Ake's next.)
DeathRaySpleen: (You can't divide a gunshot by four.)
NYClark2: ( Shh )
Lithaladhwen: (I'm dividing damage by four so that you don't fucking die.)
DeathRaySpleen: (I object to that and insist that I take full damage.)
NYClark2: ( Be quiet and fight. )
DeathRaySpleen: (Will full damage kill me?)
Lithaladhwen: (You want retroactive full damage, too? Need I remind you of his first attack?)
Lithaladhwen: (Ake took 42 damage in the first round.)
NYClark2: ( The damage all around was divided by four to make this battle interesting to watch and to last a bit more than two rounds )
DeathRaySpleen: (Oh, so we're just pulling damage in the system? There's no element to it of the fighters not wanting to kill one another?)
Will Rennar: (I doubt a grazing bullet is going to kill Ake.)
Der DWSage: (It was just for length of combat.)
Arch mage144: (Damage was divided by 4 initially to make it last longer.)
Lithaladhwen: (I'm softening the damage. You can want to kill each other all you want.)
Lithaladhwen: (It will just take you longer so that it's more fun for us to watch.)
Arch mage144: (Personally I have no problem with not softening damage since PS is all about favoring the attacker.)
DeathRaySpleen: (Ah.)
DeathRaySpleen: (Well just go as we've gone, then.)
Lithaladhwen: (Okay, I'll keep dividing then, if that's what the combatants agree to....)
NYClark2: ( Seems like some fighting games in that regard. )
DeathRaySpleen: You fucking shot me? You motherfucker!
Lithaladhwen: (Since it was announced earlier and no one objected.)
Arch mage144: You're lucky I didn't hit anything vital!
Lithaladhwen: IM: I hardly think Zeke would fuck his mother. I wouldn't fuck mine. But who am I to judge.
Lithaladhwen: IM: They're so cute.
Arch mage144: Now give me back my fucking weapon and go home, you bitch!
Arch mage144: You started this shit!
Der DWSage: <.<
Arch mage144: Saying a mercenary like me can't even fight! People pay for my kind of talent!
Der DWSage: IM:Yeah, that was a little low...
Arch mage144: Give up now or you'll die of lead poisoning!
Lithaladhwen: (I feel...*sways a little* quite elegant...)
Der DWSage: IM:Wonder if I can just peg one of them with a rock.
Will Rennar: (Umm, just an FYI, I have to get going here in about 10-15 minutes. <.<; )
Will Rennar: (Lost track of time. Sorry.)
Lithaladhwen: (Ake, go ahead.)
DeathRaySpleen: People pay because you have no values! Killing for money.
Lithaladhwen: (There are only two of you. You know the init order. You can just do things in that order without getting the word from me.)
DeathRaySpleen: You make me sick.
Arch mage144: I bet I get laid more often than you do!
DeathRaySpleen: *jabjabPUNCH!!!* (Gale Strike)
Der DWSage: IM:Hm. The merc doesn't care what he does, so long as he wins.
Der DWSage: IM:On the other hand, the martialist doesn't hold much back either.
CGNakibe: >They're getting rather angry out there<
OnlineHost: Lithaladhwen rolled 1 20-sided die: 11
OnlineHost: Arch mage144 rolled 1 20-sided die: 18
Der DWSage: *Music stop* >Yeah. I'll get involved if the merc decides to aim for something more vital...< *Music go!*
Lithaladhwen: (Fifteen versus thirty for the parry roll. Ake fails on that one.)
Lithaladhwen: (Zeke is next.)
CGNakibe: >Don't bother. I can do something if I need to.<
CGNakibe: =-.-=
Der DWSage: >Oh, good. I was just going to throw a rock at him.<
Arch mage144: What did I tell you, eh? I can fight better than you can dream!
OnlineHost: Arch mage144 rolled 1 20-sided die: 4
NYClark2: ( It was a big rock! )
Arch mage144: *shoots at Ake*
Arch mage144: (20)\
Der DWSage: (Bill:No, no, it was a rather small one. Actually, a half-brick.)
OnlineHost: Lithaladhwen rolled 1 20-sided die: 15
DeathRaySpleen: (Ake: It's not my fucking fault my player doesn't know the system and yours practically invented it!)
Lithaladhwen: (Zeke misses.)
NYClark2: ( That has nothing to do with the die rolls )
DeathRaySpleen: (I know. It's a joke.)
Der DWSage: (Bill:Oh shut it the both of you. *Pegs Ake with another rock*)
Lithaladhwen: (Whatever. Despite Brian's prowess with PS, it somehow manages to be Ake's turn. We'll have to fix that. =P )
CGNakibe: (Heh. )
DeathRaySpleen: (:D)
Will Rennar: (HA!)
CGNakibe: (What's that? Rig the dice?)
DeathRaySpleen: (What's my TP, boss?)
CGNakibe: (RIG TEH DICE?!?)
CGNakibe: (OVER TEH BRIDGE!)
DeathRaySpleen: (:D!)
Will Rennar: (Dammit, Shaun, *I* was gonna say that!)
Lithaladhwen: (How about you keep track of it?)
Will Rennar: (...No, seriously, I was. Get out of my head.)
Lithaladhwen: (Also: Over the bridge.)
DeathRaySpleen: (Well, do I lose TP if my attack fails?)
NYClark2: ( Yes. )
CGNakibe: (Yep)
DeathRaySpleen: (In which caaaase...)
Lithaladhwen: (Yes. You spent the energy, but didn't succeed on the thing.)
Der DWSage: (Indeed.)
CGNakibe: (Sorcs lose prepared spells if their spells fizzle)
DeathRaySpleen: (12.)
DeathRaySpleen: (Hn. I conserve.)
NYClark2: ( Hit him with the super ultra mega fist! )
DeathRaySpleen: *Punch!*
Lithaladhwen: (Okay. That's officially your job. You know why? I'm drunk, that's why. You're lucky I can add and subtract tiwht a calculator.)
Lithaladhwen: (So...I can roll though.)
CGNakibe: (Hey, I offered to GM. >:{)
OnlineHost: Lithaladhwen rolled 1 20-sided die: 16
OnlineHost: Arch mage144 rolled 1 20-sided die: 8
CGNakibe: (Also: THIS HAND OF MINE IS BURNING RED!!)
Will Rennar: (*SUPER ATOMIC FLYING PUNCH OF JUSTIIIIIIICE!!!* *arms go flying off into the distance*)
Arch mage144: (20)0
NYClark2: ( Rocketto Paanch! )
Lithaladhwen: (That looks like a hit to me! Not critical, though.)
DeathRaySpleen: (Yes! I finally hit the bastard!)
Lithaladhwen: (Unarmed damage has been revised, though Spleen. I can update that for you because I can leech off of Brian's knowledge even though he's also feeling elegant.)
NYClark2: ( For 0.25 damage )
OnlineHost: Lithaladhwen rolled 1 6-sided die: 2
Arch mage144: (I am so elegant)
DeathRaySpleen: (Has it been revised to be better or worse?)
Lithaladhwen: (It's not as powerful, since there's a reason people use weapons.)
Arch mage144: (Overall weaker, ever so slightly)
Der DWSage: (Zeke:What the...? Decimal damage? Oh, this is going to play HELL with my status screen!)
Lithaladhwen: (Even things like brass knuckles give you an advantage.)
Arch mage144: (Because previously at around level 5 mages were dealing far less damage than unarmed fighters)
DeathRaySpleen: (Then it's a good thing Ake's career is about fighting people who also don't have weapons!)
Lithaladhwen: (2 damage to Zeke.)
NYClark2: ( And we don't want mages to be under powered. )
Arch mage144: (More accurately we don't want people who don't spend anything to punch people to do 2x more damage than people spending MP to attack)
Lithaladhwen: (We would like people to choose things based on character concept, not inherent superiority of one character type.)
Arch mage144: Damnit! *socked in the gut, gasps*
CGNakibe: (The rules for Unarmed fighters is actually now IN LINE with how armed folk work)
Arch mage144: Why won't you just go the fuck away? Leave me and the woman of my dreams alone!
OnlineHost: Arch mage144 rolled 1 20-sided die: 13
Lithaladhwen: Are you boys done yet? I....awwww....*smiles* You're so cute.
CGNakibe: (Skill + Stat [* multiplier] )
DeathRaySpleen: *w* I didn't have to dream about her the other night.
Lithaladhwen: (Lost my font, but whatever.)
Arch mage144: (Choke attempt 3: 21 total)
Der DWSage: (Yeah, AIM seems to be doing that at random lately.)
Lithaladhwen: IM: Oh, are they fighting over me? That's so cute.
Will Rennar: *sighs* This is going to get ugly quick...
OnlineHost: Lithaladhwen rolled 1 20-sided die: 9
CGNakibe: (AIM seems to be contracting lameness left and right lately.)
Der DWSage: (I say we give some techies to Dia. So that she can eat them.)
CGNakibe: (AGREED)
Lithaladhwen: (Ake resists! Yayness. Guess who's turn it is now...)
Lithaladhwen: (*whose)
DeathRaySpleen: (The handsome one!)
Lithaladhwen: (Zeke's totally handsome as well.)
CGNakibe: >... foxes like me never try to kill each other in fights. < =-.-=;;;
CGNakibe: >Especially not over a female.<
Der DWSage: *Finishes up his song. Ye gads*
Der DWSage: >Feh. Reminds me of my time in GwaAgh.<
Arch mage144: Give it up already, you sonovabitch! This is bullshit!
Lithaladhwen: (Also, Brian chooses now to tell me Zeke is wearing armor. AC4. Aiiyaa....Drunken combatants. ¬_¬ )
CGNakibe: >GwaAgh?< *confused confused* =o.o=
CGNakibe: (Forget it. It hasn't been used before now. >:{ )
CGNakibe: (Zeke will just have to learn to SUFFER.)
DeathRaySpleen: *Ake twitches to the left, then brings his leg around in a roundhouse to the right, and then HOLY SHIT changes the momentum into a punch! It's also a Gale Fist.*
DeathRaySpleen: (*Strike)
OnlineHost: Lithaladhwen rolled 1 20-sided die: 6
Der DWSage: >Another country. Very...brutal people there. Lots of Orcs, too.<
OnlineHost: Arch mage144 rolled 1 20-sided die: 14
Lithaladhwen: (I have to remember to spell the dice server things correctly.)
Arch mage144: (26)
Lithaladhwen: (Zeke makes his Shini roll. He dodges.)
CGNakibe: >Country? Is that like territory?< =o.o=
Arch mage144: *avoids the incoming blow*
DeathRaySpleen: (I can't hit you with anything today, can I?)
Arch mage144: ...you're pretty good at dodging my attacks, little man
Lithaladhwen: (Zeke's not doing too well, either.)
DeathRaySpleen: (The only attack I hit on was the one I wasn't wasting any TP to use.)
CGNakibe: *imagines a country full of Bill*
CGNakibe: =@.@= Rar.
Arch mage144: Call it even?
Lithaladhwen: *appraising glance to both parties*
Arch mage144: ...if you acknowledge that I can fight. *sneer*
DeathRaySpleen: *Ake relaxes his stance, slides back.*
Der DWSage: o.o
Arch mage144: And, of course, you give my swallow back.
Lithaladhwen: IM: My friends are so adorable.
DeathRaySpleen: You need to learn what to do when you don't have this. That's your problem. *throws it back*
DeathRaySpleen: I can teach you.
Arch mage144: I know precisely what to do when I don't have that.
Der DWSage: >...Orcs are usually bigger, brawnier, and smellier than I am.<
Arch mage144: Despite being trained as a mage-hunter, I know a bit of the art as well.
Lithaladhwen: *flexes her hand and the bones in it crack noisily* Now, now. Play nice.
CGNakibe: *nose wrinkles*
Arch mage144: You just seem to be pretty good at resisting it. Shame, really.
CGNakibe: >They've stopped. FINALLY.< =o.o=
Der DWSage: <_<
Will Rennar: Whew....
Arch mage144: I would have enjoyed suffocating you slowly.
DeathRaySpleen: There's a certain point where magic and expensive weapons fail you and all you can trust is you.
Arch mage144: *holsters his pistols and picks up his swallow*
Der DWSage: >Yep.<
Arch mage144: Yeah, whatever. You tell that to all the guys I've shot over the years.
Lithaladhwen: *bites her lower lip and shakes off various mental images that do not bear description*
CGNakibe: RarRar!
Arch mage144: Quinn, are we taking this guy home with us?
Lithaladhwen: That depends. Can you boys play nice now that you've settled things a bit?
Der DWSage: >Twits.<
DeathRaySpleen: (Well it's 11:30 at night and I have school tomorrow...)
CGNakibe: (Also! Swallows rock)
CGNakibe: >Indeed.<
DeathRaySpleen: I have a fish and a gunshot wound.
Lithaladhwen: Yes. Yes you do.
Der DWSage: ...
Arch mage144: Good luck with the gunshot wound.
CGNakibe: (Somehow the vision of an Orc and a Kitsune calmly calling Ake and Zeke idiots for fighting over Quinn... is INFINTELY amusing)
Will Rennar: Oh yeah, that reminds me. *hands Ake his bag-of-fish back. It's practically frozen by now, and Wilren looks a little worn out*
DeathRaySpleen: (d20 Ake: Good luck with the Quivering Palm I hit you with. I'll be thinking about you Monday!)
Will Rennar: I've got to learn to keep that under control....blergh.
DeathRaySpleen: Whoa. Nice.
Lithaladhwen: (The best part about it? They don't have to fight over Quinn. She's friends with everyone even remotely attractive.)
Will Rennar: (For the record, Wilren unconciously overused his Thermal Shift ability there. That bag's probably sitting at about 5 degrees Farenheit right now.)
Lithaladhwen: If you want to go home because of whatever injury you're having problems with, that's fine. But even I don't fight at my place, and I won't have it from you two, either.
Lithaladhwen: You can certainly come if you'll drink and be nice.
Will Rennar: (Whereas HE'S sitting at about 5 MP.)
Lithaladhwen: (As your pro-tem gamemaster, I do not care. But thank you for the information!)
Arch mage144: (I believe that's spllled pro temporé)
Lithaladhwen: (Pro tem is the abbreviation.)
DeathRaySpleen: (The rest of you aren't stopping, are you?)
Arch mage144: Yeah, yeah, no more fights.
DeathRaySpleen: (Normally, Ake would go with. But I gotta be in bed twenty minutes ago.)
Der DWSage: <_<
Lithaladhwen: (Okay. Understood. He can hang with Quinn any other night ever, really.)
Der DWSage: >Definitely twits.<
DeathRaySpleen: (Right.)
DeathRaySpleen: I gotta...I got stuff to do.
Will Rennar: (Whereas I need to get going in about 20 minutes....normally I'd duck out right NOW, but my TV antenna's not picking up Leno, so fuck it.)
Lithaladhwen: *pouts* All right. Well, it was nice seeing you. Maybe we'll hook up another time.
Lithaladhwen: Enjoy your salmon.
DeathRaySpleen: I'll see you, Quinn. *He flashes her a rugged, I-just-suffered-a-gunshot-wound smile.*
DeathRaySpleen: I will.
DeathRaySpleen: It was nice meeting you all.
DeathRaySpleen: *That last was directed at everyone but Zeke.*
Besyanteo has entered the room.
Der DWSage: (Hey Jason.)
Besyanteo: (Yo.)
Arch mage144: IM: Hmph. What a loser.
Der DWSage: (You just missed out on a spontaneous PS fight.)
DeathRaySpleen: *Ake makes eye contact with Zeke, holds it for a moment, and then nods slowly, then takes his fish and his wound and goes home.*
Will Rennar: Take care, Ake. Enjoy the fish.
Lithaladhwen: *one arm is around Zeke's waist again as the other waves to Ake*
Arch mage144: *quirks an eyebrow*
Arch mage144: Heh. Have a nice evening.
DeathRaySpleen: Yeah. You, too.
DeathRaySpleen: (Later, guys!)
Arch mage144: (Later.)
Der DWSage: (Need descriptions of various people? :{ )
Lithaladhwen: (I'm Quinn. Bes knows her.)
DeathRaySpleen: (Brian: Remind me, I want to get your opinion on some relics >_<)
Der DWSage: (I'm not sure he knows Bill, though.)
Arch mage144: (OK.)
DeathRaySpleen: (I forgot. Another time.)
Lithaladhwen: (Though not so well as many know her.)
CGNakibe: (Farwind. Small kitsune who is trying to slowly absorb common. Like some sort of Common-absorbing... thing.)
Arch mage144: I'm thinking I might return to my room at the inn.
DeathRaySpleen has left the room.
Arch mage144: *winces* He hit me rather hard, not that I'll ever admit that to him...
Will Rennar: (Wilren. Freezer of fish, apparently.)
Lithaladhwen: *pouts* Oh. *actual concern OMGZ!* Are you all right?
Arch mage144: Next time I'll shoot him in the head.
Besyanteo: (People I don't know the appearances of: Wilren, Zeke, and Bill)
Arch mage144: I'm fine.
CGNakibe: (Wilren also subcontracts as a refrigerator.)
Besyanteo: (Everyone's gotta make a living somehow.)
Lithaladhwen: (Brian has a link to a picture of the Zeke)
CGNakibe: (Crazy Rich Person: *shoves Wilren into a porcelan Box*)
Lithaladhwen: IM: Woman of his dreams. That's so sweet.
Arch mage144: ( http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/14787400/ )
Lithaladhwen: Well, you want company? After all, have to make sure you get home safely, don't I?
Arch mage144: (He has blue hair, like Kamos, roughly Sephiroth-length)
Arch mage144: Of course I do, Miss Quinn. *wink*
Will Rennar: (Red hair in a loose ponytail, blue glasses.)
Besyanteo: (Roit.)
Lithaladhwen: Hm. I thought so. A man after my own heart. *smile*
Arch mage144: You know it.
Arch mage144: I would appreciate your company like you wouldn't believe.
Will Rennar: IM: Guess the drinks are off then....damn. I'm still thirsty.
Der DWSage: >...Y'know, Doma really is strange.<
Lithaladhwen: Oh, I never doubt it. You always make it worth my while.
Arch mage144: *motions to everyone around him* Let me know if you ever need me.
Arch mage144: I'm currently needed elsewhere.
Arch mage144: *starts walking toward the nearest inn*
Lithaladhwen: *hooks her arm in his* You most certainly are.
Arch mage144: IM: Oh yeah.
Lithaladhwen: Have a nice evening, boys! It was really nice to meet you.
Will Rennar: Uh-huh. Later, Zeke.
CGNakibe: >Strange? And this territory is called Doma?< =o.o=
Der DWSage: >Very. And yes, it is.<
Lithaladhwen: (This is the longest we've ever been in an RP with Zeke and Quinn. Usually they leave pretty quickly. This might be a new record.)
Besyanteo: (They dislike eachother greaytly, or jsut the opposite? I've been a bit distracted.)
Will Rennar: *shrugs* I gotta get back to the inn I'm staying at m'self, actually...have some acquaintances I need to meet up with tomorrow. Cheerio, folks. *gives a polite wave, walks off*
Lithaladhwen: (Quinn and Zeke....think very much alike.)
Lithaladhwen: (That should suffice for explanation.)
Besyanteo: (Ah ha.)
Lithaladhwen: </Quinn>
Lithaladhwen: <Presumably /Zeke as well.>
Will Rennar: </Will Rennar (Obviously.)>
Der DWSage: </Not being Bill>
Lithaladhwen: (This is not appropriate for public RP. *fingerwag at the chat*)
Besyanteo: (I take it RP is over? :o)
Der DWSage: (Nope!)
Will Rennar: (It is for me. G'night folks. ~.~ )
Besyanteo: (I think that just leaves Bill and .... The fox. Forgot his name already.)
Lithaladhwen: (I can log in the morning if people continue to RP.)
Der DWSage: (Bill and Fairwind are about.)
Besyanteo: (Night Xaq.)
Will Rennar: (*puts Duran Duran on perma-loop for some night music, takes off*)
Besyanteo: (Hn. Bill and Fairwind.)
Will Rennar has left the room.
Besyanteo: (I don't really have anyone who can talk to Fairwind.)
Der DWSage: (Bill can always interpret!)
Besyanteo: (He can? Spiff.)
CGNakibe: (Yayering!)
Besyanteo: (*grabs a die*)
Der DWSage: (Bill knows almost every language there is, actually. Something of a linguist, that one. *Sage nod*)
Lithaladhwen: (Farwind, btw)
Lithaladhwen: (Anyway.....*lurks*)
Der DWSage: (Far. Farwind.)
Besyanteo: (My d4 likes JEridan!)
Besyanteo: (Hoo ha.)
CGNakibe: (Rar. BRB)
Besyanteo: *You both know him well enough! He's just a walking down the street, but he doesn't look too fine. Aparently, he's still grumpy about having glowing green eyes.*
Besyanteo: (Isn't that always the way of it. =P)
Der DWSage: *Has no such eyes! Instead, he's talking in Nekonian to a fox!*
CGNakibe: *sniff sniff* >There's a familiar smell... and there's something weird about it...< =>.o=
Der DWSage: >_>
CGNakibe: (There is a sort of irony in something from the canine family talking in "cat language" >;P)
Besyanteo: (Heh.)
Der DWSage: (A sort, yes.)
Der DWSage: (Also, Jason reminds me that he is the one to suggest Bill. And now I'm glad he did!)
Besyanteo: *And, as he's going, he notices he's getting glances! ... from an oddly womanly orc, and... a fox.*
Besyanteo: (You're welcome. =D)
Der DWSage: 6.6 >Something weird?<
Besyanteo: <_< IM: ... Say. Nothing. Just keep walking...
Der DWSage: *Speaking Nekonian, no da.*
Besyanteo: *keeps walking. Unless dsiturbed, it may be time to change cahracters pretty quickly.*
Besyanteo: (disturbed* even)
Der DWSage: *Waves to Jeridan!*
Besyanteo: IM: ... dammit.
CGNakibe: >Yeah, weird.<
Besyanteo: *he waves back* Er, hi.
Der DWSage: *Just being friendly, of course*
Besyanteo: Did you need something?
CGNakibe: Yip! =^_^=
Der DWSage: Not really. Just being polite.
Besyanteo: 6_6 IM: Vaguely familiar...
Besyanteo: (I may stop that. it takes an excessive amount of time to edit those colors. Arr.)
CGNakibe: *sniff sniff sniff* =Yip=
Der DWSage: >...Is he the odd scent, then?<
Besyanteo: Alright. ... *is he being sniffed?*
CGNakibe: Rrr? =o.o= *cocks head at Jeridan*
CGNakibe: (He is indeed)
Besyanteo: ... 6_6;
CGNakibe: >What's wrong with his eyes?< =o.o=
Der DWSage: >He's got that funny disease that's running around.<
CGNakibe: >Oh, the one that makes you talk into people's minds for some reason.<
Der DWSage: >Yeah.<
Besyanteo: (Should I be doing that at random? :o)
CGNakibe: *slight growl at that* >Nothing like having someone yell into your head.< =-.-=
Der DWSage: *Smile* I'm Bill, this is Farwind. And yes, he's speaking Nekonian.
Besyanteo: I'm not so surprised that he's speaking Nekonian. I've seen much stranger. I just don't find myself being sniffed often.
Besyanteo: Oh, and Jeridan.
Der DWSage: *Shrug* He's young.
CGNakibe: ....
CGNakibe: >... that disease would explain the funny smell about him, now that I think about it.<
Der DWSage: >Oh?<
Der DWSage: o.o Sorry, he just thinks you smell...odd.
Besyanteo: ...
Besyanteo: *No comment, aparently*
CGNakibe: >Its a weird sort of.... sour smell<
Der DWSage: No offense.
Der DWSage: >Sour?<
CGNakibe: >Not as bad as other sickness, just... slightly off<
Besyanteo: IM: I hate using interpretters.
Der DWSage: >Hm.<
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CGNakibe: =o.o=
Besyanteo: *NOTHING IS RUINED. EVERYTHING IS FINE.*
CGNakibe: (Nothing's alright!)
Der DWSage: *Shrugs* Ah well. You missed a hell of a fight a moment ago...
NYClark2: ( Everything right is wrong again. )
Besyanteo: ... What? o_o
Besyanteo: Between who? Over what?
Lithaladhwen: (Heeeeeee.....)
Der DWSage: Some Valthi mercenary and a martial artist. Over, what else? A woman.
Besyanteo: ......
Besyanteo: Did... this Valthi man have blue hair and a beret?
Besyanteo: IM: God dammit KAmos.
Der DWSage: *Thinks a moment!*
NYClark2: ( He's gonna think it was Kamos. )
Besyanteo: (=D)
CGNakibe: (Obviously.)
NYClark2: ( He's the only Valthi Mercenary in town! )
Der DWSage: Nope. His beret was red.
Besyanteo: (JEridan never mentioned color of the beret.)
Besyanteo: (Just his hair.)
Besyanteo: (Jeridan doesn't know Zeke. =D)
Lithaladhwen: (Holy shit. That's fucking hilarious.)
CGNakibe: (Gotta love that.)
Der DWSage: (He'll assume he meant a blue beret either way. Dangling modifier or something.)
Besyanteo: .... Hn.
Der DWSage: I think she was a succubus, actually.
Besyanteo: IM: ... That just means he bought a new hat. Dammit, I'll see you out of the knights and in a proper cell one of these days. e_e
CGNakibe: (... you know.)
Besyanteo: Did the Valthi man appear intoxicated at all? <_<
CGNakibe: (Does Jeridan know about Deeum?)
Der DWSage: Sober, really.
Besyanteo: (Jeridan doesn't keep up on Kamos' personal life.)
CGNakibe: =What's he talking to you about?= =o.o=
Besyanteo: (and knows Deeum as a person only passingly.)
CGNakibe: (Good for Kamos.)
Der DWSage: >The fight. I think he knows one of the men involved.<
Besyanteo: (During the war, he commented on how she smelled once, and she clocked him on the head. =D)
Lithaladhwen: (Damn. Quinn is like... breaking up homes by proxy now.)
CGNakibe: Ah. =o.o= *nod nod*
Der DWSage: o.o Come to think of it, the man really only started fighting once the martial artist accused him of not having any skill fighting.
Lithaladhwen: (Anyway, I'll log again in the morning. Night all!)
Der DWSage: I think. I didn't pay attention until he started shooting.
Besyanteo: (Night!)
Der DWSage: (G'night, Ash.)
Besyanteo: Can you describe this martial artist? *goes into report mode! ... Hey look, he's even grabbed a charcoal stick and a pad of paper!*
CGNakibe: (Night night!)
Der DWSage: Ah...sure. Gimme a moment...
CGNakibe: (I notice he doesn't even ask about the Valthi merc. RACISM! >:{)
Besyanteo: (Just BS it. =P I don't intend to do anything with this.)
Besyanteo: (Not unless Doug walks in in the next few minutes)
CGNakibe: *sniff sniff*
CGNakibe: =o.o= =-.-= *thinks*
Der DWSage: *Describes!*
Besyanteo: (Griff would have a field day, but that doesn't feel right, ya know?)
CGNakibe: >Is it hard for two-legs... Humans.. and Orcs... to deal without smell?< =o.o=
Besyanteo: *writeswrites!* Did they come to blows?
Der DWSage: Definitely.
Der DWSage: >Oh, sometimes. Not often.<
CGNakibe: > I notice that many can only smell strong smells.<
CGNakibe: =o.o= >Its weird.<
Der DWSage: *Ponder!* The Merc pulled out a swallow, and after he was disarmed, started shooting.
Der DWSage: Neither were seriously hurt, thankfully.
Besyanteo: ...
Besyanteo: a Swallow? *raised brow*
Der DWSage: o.o A swallow. Twin-bladed weapon?
Besyanteo: ... I think I may have been a bit premature. Could you describe him more fully?
Besyanteo: IM: Because Kamos is definitely a gun whore.
Der DWSage: *Does so! Describes this fellow, who isn't that different from Kamos!*
Der DWSage: (Dammit.)
Der DWSage: (Color.)
Besyanteo: (Trillian does that to me! =D)
Der DWSage: (AIM is just sucking lately.)
Lithaladhwen: (AIM always does that when you put in a link. But yay for linking things!)