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AngeloState606 has entered the room.
AngeloState606: Ooh
LovelyJester: Invite others cha.
AngeloState606: What about the other?
LovelyJester: What do you mean?
AngeloState606: I was in another chat...
LovelyJester: Oh.
AngeloState606: But I'm not sure who invited me into it...
LovelyJester: I got booted out.
Zero has entered the room.
AngeloState606: Shibby!
Zero: (WHAT IS THIS)
Besyanteo has entered the room.
AngeloState606: X, you left your tool thingy over here.
FFFan80 has entered the room.
Besyanteo: (*waves a pen around*)
LovelyJester: Please put that somewhere safe.
LovelyJester: That came from Uncle Dave.
LovelyJester: I'll get it tomorrow.
Besyanteo: (What's going on now?)
LovelyJester: Nothing!
LovelyJester: But things will.
LovelyJester: Shortly.
Besyanteo: Doh.
LovelyJester: INTEREST IN MAYBE CI, MAYBE IF LEX IS NOT A LAZYSHIT plotty sort of dealy?
Besyanteo: KAY
Besyanteo: Hm. LEX.
Besyanteo: DO YOU LiKE DEREK OR BES BETTER?
Besyanteo: For this RP anyway.
Zero: *WHAT ABOUT FEISAL*
Besyanteo: HE'S AN AGINSTY SHIT.
Besyanteo: ANGSTY TOO.
Zero: *KYLE TOLD HIM TO STOP!!*
Besyanteo: HE WON'T BE OPPRESSED BY THE MAN.
Zero: *GRAMMA JEENA TOLD HIM TO STOP*
Besyanteo: Who?
Zero: *GRAMMA JEENA*
Besyanteo: LIES.
Zero: *YES*
Besyanteo: KAY. :{
Papa Tymisonn: ... I could always do something with my Church of All thing...
Besyanteo: Pass. :{
Papa Tymisonn: Kay.
Besyanteo: *Stacks tea cups*
Zero: *Kyle could ride a chocobo and scare people!*
AngeloState606 has left the room.
LovelyJester: Both work.
LovelyJester: o_O where did tara go?!
Zero: *Moon.*
Besyanteo: Shine.
Zero: *Goes down rough.*
Zero: *Comes up rough.*
Zero: *Makes you tough.*
Papa Tymisonn: *takes a puff*
Besyanteo: Rove Shine?
Besyanteo: Raison d'etre.
AngeloState606 has entered the room.
LovelyJester: Alright.
LovelyJester: State your characters of preference.
FFFan80: An end table
AngeloState606: <Annie Rose; pirate lass desperate to learn what's become of her parents; feeling a bit dejected after the slaying of the person who may be able to help her>
Besyanteo: (sorry, busy for a sec. x_x)
Zero has left the room.
Papa Tymisonn: <Blades Bill, bastard>
LovelyJester: *The setting is good old Doma park, it's cold. Damn cold. The sort that makes you want warm liquids of the spicy nature. And it's Late afternoon, with the sky growing ever darker......dun dun dun*
AngeloState606: *Is sitting on the ground wrapped in a heavy cloak and playing her hornpipe, like she usually does when sitting in Doma park*
Papa Tymisonn: *when, all of a sudden, flowers appear! IN FRONT OF HER FACE!*
AngeloState606: *Gasp* Oh!
AngeloState606: *Looks up at the flower bearer*
AngeloState606: *Sees Bill*
AngeloState606: *Jumps up and huggles him*
Papa Tymisonn: ^_^ Annie... I missed ye...
AngeloState606: Bloody hell, mate! It feels like it's been forever since I seen ye!
AngeloState606: How've ya been?
Besyanteo: (Dave and I will enter shortly. Whee.)
Papa Tymisonn: Good, then bad, then good again.
Papa Tymisonn: And how've you been? I bet you've had a marvelous time without me...
AngeloState606: *Laughs nervously* Oh, hardly. *Remembers the drunken display at the Church of All*
AngeloState606: *Sits back down on the ground and pats the earth next to her* Give it a rest, hmm?
Papa Tymisonn: *sits*
Papa Tymisonn: *but before that, removes his blades and puts them in his lap*
LovelyJester: *A good sturdy breeze rattles through the trees, and the birds make a good rowdy cacophony of noise*
AngeloState606: What int'restin' things happened to you on your journey?
Papa Tymisonn: *and if you're wondering, they're red roses. Can't really go wrong there*
Papa Tymisonn: Oh, well let's see. Old shipmate needed help, I went down to Baron, got captured by some orcs, got out... and now I'm 'ere.
Papa Tymisonn: ... or did ye want to hear the long version?
AngeloState606: *Laugh* Only if there's some detail you think I can't live without knowin'.
Besyanteo: *Something approaches! ... Or is it two somethings? They're big! ... Well, kinda big*
LovelyJester: *A naked blue haired nymph streaks through the park, letting out a wild howl*
Besyanteo: *They seem to be... cat elves?*
AngeloState606: *Sees the two somethings approaching, notices whisper's naked ass running around*
Papa Tymisonn: Oh, the whole thing you can not know and live...
Papa Tymisonn: But do ye want t- what the?
AngeloState606: *Slaps forehead in dismay*
Papa Tymisonn: ... ye jus' gotta LOVE this town...
Besyanteo: *One has dark skin, and short body fur to match. Long, elf like ears. White on black eyes, Black hair kept long, put back in a tight braid, a necklaces with two dravnir claws, a long golden panther like tail ending in a silver spot*
Besyanteo: *Right now, he's wearing! A large red parka and thick pants*
Besyanteo: (*goes to hunt up the drasvnier description*)
Besyanteo: (Dravnir: large bobcat/wolf like creature. the talons are just about the size of your thumb.)
AngeloState606: *Eyes the cat elves* o.O
LovelyJester: *Not a whole hell of a lot of the wailing is in Common. But if anyone listens, they'd swear she yelled the word BISCUITS in there at some point*
Besyanteo: (*waits for Dave now.*)
Papa Tymisonn: Let's jus' stay here. Mebbe they won't notice us...
AngeloState606: (Biscuits? What about bacon soap?)
AngeloState606: Agreed.
LovelyJester: *A mass of vines erupt from her hair, and starts whacking something madly in the bushes*
LovelyJester: *Before she lets out another howl, and dives directly behind them*
AngeloState606: *Shouts out to Whisper* You're hurting the bush, Whisper! How could you!??!
FFFan80: *The other looks very similiar! Only slightly taller, with longer hair tied into two braids hanging from the front. He also has the dravnir claws, though they are worn as earings
AngeloState606: *Chuckles*
Papa Tymisonn: ... oh, great... HER again...
AngeloState606: Yeah...bloody nymphs.
LovelyJester: *A scared looking fox darts out from behind the bush*
LovelyJester: =o_o=
FFFan80: *He wears a blue parker. And... much to his brother's continual dismay... a hood with catears on it*
LovelyJester: ......*makes a beeline towards the pirates*
AngeloState606: *Sees the fox*
AngeloState606: O.o
Besyanteo: IM: >_>; ... I can't believe he wore that thing.
Papa Tymisonn: IM: And it b'gins... e_e
LovelyJester: *tramples over Annie, leaps over Bill, and barrels down the path towards the cat elves*
Besyanteo: *he shivers* Blah. So cold out. >_<
AngeloState606: *Head shake*
Papa Tymisonn: O___)
AngeloState606: I'm so glad you're back.
Papa Tymisonn: Bloody-!
LovelyJester: *AND THROUGH The legs of the shorter fellow it goes!*
Besyanteo: *That's the fox running?*
Besyanteo: Eh? 6_6
FFFan80: <.<?
AngeloState606: I do hope we'll be able to get that letter translated soon.
LovelyJester: *The fox is so running!*
Papa Tymisonn: ... and I liked that orcish prison...
Besyanteo: >_> ... *shrugs and looks back the way he'd been going*
AngeloState606: Hmm?
Papa Tymisonn: It was more of a cage, really... o_e
FFFan80: o.o?
Besyanteo: Just a fox.
FFFan80: Oh, little hunter. 6.6
Besyanteo: *Walks!*
LovelyJester: *AND out charges naked nymph whisper and all her vines after the fox!*
FFFan80: Fuzz wish he had long fur ~.~; *shivers*
FFFan80: *follows*
Besyanteo: o_O!
Besyanteo: *being run at by a nude nymph?*
FFFan80: .....o_o?
LovelyJester: =GET BACK HERE DAMN YOU WATERMANSTEVE=
Besyanteo: IM: OH MOONCAT NOT AGAIN
LovelyJester: *Indeed!*
Besyanteo: *Jumps aside!*
FFFan80: O_O
LovelyJester: *Whisper barrels past, shouting something in Fey*
Papa Tymisonn: ...
FFFan80: ......
FFFan80: She try hurt you?
FFFan80: ......
FFFan80: e_e
LovelyJester: *The fox goes wide eyed and bushy tailed*
Besyanteo: ... I... don't think so...?
LovelyJester: =O_o=
FFFan80: ....o_o Oh.
Papa Tymisonn: ... y'know...
LovelyJester: *And dives INTO a tree*
Besyanteo: *he stands again from his Dive*
FFFan80: 6.< *helps up*
LovelyJester: *Disappearing*
AngeloState606: So, you liked the orc prison?
FFFan80: Brother?
AngeloState606: *Is confused*
LovelyJester: *Whisper follows shortly after*
Besyanteo: Eh? *dusting off*
Papa Tymisonn: Sarcasm, Annie, sarcasm...
FFFan80: Why lady out in cold with no covers? o_o?
Besyanteo: >_>; Because people on this world are insane bro.
FFFan80: o_o Oh.
LovelyJester: *The trees almost seem to be having an argument at eachother*
FFFan80: 9_<
FFFan80: Like man from village who talk to trees? o.o
Besyanteo: Still... *seems in indecision*
AngeloState606: Right then.
LovelyJester: *the branches are shaking a little more than usual at each other*
Besyanteo: Yes, like that.
LovelyJester: *and they are making a peculiar noise*
FFFan80: Oh. ^.^
AngeloState606: So were you able to help your friend out?
Besyanteo: I suppose we should see if she's in... some kind of trouble.
LovelyJester: *And another figure appears walking slowly through the park*
Besyanteo: *heads over to see what the hells up with the nymph*
FFFan80: We get her covers? o.o
FFFan80: <.<?
FFFan80: o.o? *follows*
Besyanteo: Maybe, yeah.
Papa Tymisonn: Aye.
AngeloState606: Good good.
Papa Tymisonn: He's free and clear with them Orcs...
AngeloState606: Sorry 'bout havin' to encounter the orcs.
AngeloState606: I've ne'er come accross 'em meself, but I've heard all sorts of bad things 'bout them.
Papa Tymisonn: I went in knowin' that might be how it could go.
Papa Tymisonn: And and they're as good or bad as anyone else...
Papa Tymisonn: It's jus'...
Besyanteo: *And, to Whisper!* Hey. Are you alright? o_o;
AngeloState606: They're ugly?
LovelyJester: *It's a bish*
Papa Tymisonn: Average intelligence ain't what it's supposed to be...
LovelyJester: *In white robes, and a thick grey wool cloak*
AngeloState606: *Laughs*
Besyanteo: (The nude fae turned into a bish?)
LovelyJester: (nope!)
AngeloState606: (No; It's elan)
Besyanteo: (Kay)
LovelyJester: *A girls head pokes out of the tree*
Papa Tymisonn: (Congratulations, Miss Harper! It's a beautiful baby bish!)
FFFan80: o.o?
LovelyJester: e_e 'Allo Mortalfuzzbots.
AngeloState606: (*Maniacal laugh*)
Besyanteo: *he looks to face the head!* ... Hi. Is something wrong?
FFFan80: *and Fuzz does another thing that, much to his brother's ire, he can't seem to shake the habit of doing*
LovelyJester: *It is whisper of course, only looking a bit older, with masses of light blue hair, big blue eyes, and of course, the slightly mad look of all the people of her kind*
LovelyJester: YES!
FFFan80: *leans forward, and nuzzle Whisper on the nose* Hi! ^.^
LovelyJester: o_o
AngeloState606: I wonder if Elan was able to have the other brothers at the temple translate the letter...
FFFan80: o.o?
Besyanteo: *That doesn't bug him so much, as people's odd reacitosn to the greeting*
LovelyJester: *kiss on the forehead!*
FFFan80: >.o
Papa Tymisonn: We'll see... there he is. *points*
FFFan80: .....*o.o*
OnlineHost: LovelyJester rolled 1 20-sided die: 14
Besyanteo: IM: ... Well, atleast this one didn't try to hit him. <.<;
AngeloState606: Huh? *Looks*
LovelyJester: (mwahahaha.)
AngeloState606: *Sees Elan* Oh!
AngeloState606: *Starts waving frantically*
Papa Tymisonn: IM: I wonder if he still feels beaten up after that wallopin' I gave 'im...
LovelyJester: *And so the poor soul is rained on by a bunch of flowers, until he's got quite a mound on/around him*
FFFan80: 9.<?
Besyanteo: <.<; IM: ... What?
FFFan80: 6.6?
FFFan80: *sniffs*
AngeloState606: How lovely! I get to see both of my men after a long absense! *giggles*
LovelyJester: *He should also feel very damn well with the world*
FFFan80: o.o ..... ^___^
Besyanteo: (I'm not sure that changes his feelings any. o_o)
LovelyJester: ......
LovelyJester: (XD Good then!)
LovelyJester: *merely raises a white eyebrow at that*
FFFan80: Fuzz like flowers.
Besyanteo: ... Well, that was nice.
FFFan80: >.>
LovelyJester: ........
LovelyJester: EGADS!
FFFan80: *hugs bush* Fuzz like bush. ^.^
AngeloState606: *Stands and greets Elan with a friendly hug*
LovelyJester: THE BUGGERYBUGGER is gettin' away!
Besyanteo: ...
Besyanteo: What?
Besyanteo: o_o;
LovelyJester: o_o
FFFan80: 6.6
LovelyJester: *Steps out of the tree, and shrinks to that of her normal form, the teenage girl with large wings, and a shimmery sundress*
Besyanteo: IM: Note to self: Stop trying to help Domans. It's always weird.
FFFan80: *hugs bench* Fuzz like sitting thing. ^.^
LovelyJester: HE.
AngeloState606: So good to see ya!
LovelyJester: GET.
LovelyJester: AWAY.
LovelyJester: FUZZMAN!
Besyanteo: ... <_< Uhm.
LovelyJester: *waves her arms*
Papa Tymisonn: (Give her a moment, Tara.)
Besyanteo: What did you do to Fuzak?
LovelyJester: .......Indeed.
LovelyJester: *gives annie a hug back*
LovelyJester: IM: Both? That IS interesting.
LovelyJester: *notes the flowers*
LovelyJester: *picks up one of the roses and eyes it*
AngeloState606: *Returns to her seat*
AngeloState606: Aren't they lovely?
LovelyJester: <_< Healed.
Besyanteo: ... >_> ... Healed.
AngeloState606: *Motions for him to sit on the side opposit of Bill*
Besyanteo: ... Right. ... I'm going to let you cahse your fox now, and walk this way
FFFan80: *leaps into the flower pile*
Papa Tymisonn: IM: Ugh. e_e
LovelyJester: *reaches into the tree and pulls out a fox.......only......now....that it's standing still, you can see a set of fairy wings on it's back*
FFFan80: Fuzz like flowers ^.^
Besyanteo: ... Unless you already caught it.
LovelyJester: Quite.
Besyanteo: o_ó IM: ... with wings.
Besyanteo: <.< Yes, they're pretty flowers, aren't they?
FFFan80: o_o
AngeloState606: Oh, I've missed you two...
LovelyJester: *holds out the rose, and begins to mutter something*
Besyanteo: Why don't you, uh, thank the nice lady who gave them to you?
FFFan80: *Makiba may notice the sibling trying to snatch his hand!*
LovelyJester: *he moves his other hand slowly over the flower, as if pulling and shaping it*
LovelyJester: *It begins to glow gently*
AngeloState606: *Watches*
Besyanteo: ... *lets him* Eh?
FFFan80: *YOINK!*
Besyanteo: *Pulled!* >_o;
Besyanteo: Fuzz, what are you doing?
LovelyJester: *It's turning a deep blue.......and....it seems almost metallic*
AngeloState606: O.o
FFFan80: *hug of doom!* Fuzz like brother ^.^
LovelyJester: *with a little more shaping, the stem is then wound around into loop.....*
AngeloState606: o.O
Besyanteo: ...Heh. YEah, you too Fuzz. *hug* IM: chest... Now I need to be healed!
LovelyJester: *takes Annie's hand and slips it on, apparantly he made a bracelet*
AngeloState606: *Her face lights up*
FFFan80: Fuzz like everything!
AngeloState606: Oh what a neat thing
LovelyJester: *Growls at the fox*
AngeloState606: It's beautiful!
LovelyJester: *Growls back*
AngeloState606: *Looks up at Elan beaming*
LovelyJester: e_e I eat you face!
LovelyJester: SO hard!
Papa Tymisonn: ... I admit it.
Besyanteo: ... >_>;
Papa Tymisonn: That was pretty amazing.
FFFan80: o_o
FFFan80: -_-
FFFan80: o_o
Besyanteo: IM: Maybe we should have stayed in tonight. ... And it's SO COLD.
AngeloState606: Thankee, Elan.
LovelyJester: *almost smirks....but smiles instead*
FFFan80: little one talk?
LovelyJester: It's nothing...
LovelyJester: It will still whither in a few days......
LovelyJester: But until then.....enjoy it.
LovelyJester: *Bark* SO BAD!
AngeloState606: I most certainly will. *She says eyeing it closely*
Besyanteo: Well, some things here do that. Remember that singing box last week, in the shop? <.<
LovelyJester: GIVE. IT. BACK.
FFFan80: ....>_< *winces*
AngeloState606: Well, Bill has just returned from a bit of a trip.
LovelyJester: *Seats himself*
LovelyJester: Fascinating I'm sure.
FFFan80: Box lie to Fuzz e.e
LovelyJester: And what did you do on your trip?
Besyanteo: ... It was just athing Fuzz. <_<;
Papa Tymisonn: Long or short story, there, Elan? I do weave a good tale...
LovelyJester: *The foxs shape shimmers, and a fey youth that looks mayhaps a little older than whisper forms from it....leaving whisper grabbing onto his leg*
LovelyJester: *She promptly drops him due to the weight change*
AngeloState606: *Just smiles, happy to be back in the company of her friends*
LovelyJester: By all means, lets hear it.
FFFan80: o.o
Papa Tymisonn: Alright, then...
Papa Tymisonn: (*about to potentially plot out a fic*)
LovelyJester: *He's got bright orange hair, and large wings too, and he wears tatty green pants, and some red tribal paint on the side of his face*
FFFan80: All little fuzzy things do that? o_o?
LovelyJester: *Gets up and dusts himself off*
Papa Tymisonn: So, las' week, I get a letter from me ol' shipmate Barnacle.
LovelyJester: Yes.
LovelyJester: We're all demonds.
Besyanteo: >_> ... Please don't say things like that to him.
Besyanteo: And no, they don't Fuzz. <.<
FFFan80: ....O_O
FFFan80: ....you sure? o.o;
LovelyJester: *Tackles the foxfey*
Papa Tymisonn: Tells me he's back home in Baron, but there's some old trouble he left there that's back up again...
Besyanteo: Yeah. I'm sure. <.< *paT*
Papa Tymisonn: Needs me 'elp.
FFFan80: >.o ...ok
Besyanteo: Wanna go get something to eat?
LovelyJester: YOU DANDERface FUZZYBOTTOM RAPSCALLION JIVE TURKEY!
FFFan80: o.o
FFFan80: Will it be warm? o___o
LovelyJester: *commence some good old fashioned scrapping there in the path*
Besyanteo: Mooncat, I hope so. *shivver*
FFFan80: Yes! ^o^
LovelyJester: *The two fay seem hell bent on ripping eachother apart*
Papa Tymisonn: So, I go down there, and turns out, he lives onna town just north o' the GwaAAG border, eh?
Papa Tymisonn: Like, FEET from it!
FFFan80: o.o
Besyanteo: *Seems determined to ignore them now. Insane little things*
FFFan80: They playing?
Besyanteo: ... I'd jsut bet they are. >_>;
AngeloState606: O.O
Papa Tymisonn: An', o'course, the orcs figger, these little 'umans are weak enough, why not take 'em?
Besyanteo: *He starts to head for the park path again!*
LovelyJester: IM: Oh bollocks, now I'm in for it.
FFFan80: *follows!*
Papa Tymisonn: But see, there's a problem. These little 'umans ain't as tough as they look...
AngeloState606: *Looks over at Elan and smiles at him warmly*
FFFan80: *cathood and all =O*
Besyanteo: </Fuzzy brothers?>
LovelyJester: (sorry guys.)
LovelyJester: (By all means, feel free to step in otherwise)
Besyanteo: (PArt of it is that I'm needing to do other things now. >_>;-)
Papa Tymisonn: This little town (they calls it Balderhub) is filled to the BRIM wit' warrior monks, just-retired knights, child mages, you name it!
FFFan80: (I'm also a bit distracted atm =D; )
Besyanteo: (I might come back with Bes or Derek, but I have dishes and board RPs)
LovelyJester: (Salright then. GO WITH DISTRACTION!)
LovelyJester: (Hokay.)
Besyanteo: (*fwips!*)
FFFan80: (*punts Soul Calibur*)
LovelyJester: (chuck is equally occupied.)
Papa Tymisonn: (And yet, I'm still here...)
FFFan80: (meep o.o)
FFFan80: (HUSH >=[ )
Papa Tymisonn: (*just char creating right now*)
LovelyJester: *YAwns slightly*
Papa Tymisonn: So, the orcs could ne'er take it!
AngeloState606: *Picks up a rose from the bouqet Bill gave her and holds it just below her nose, smelling it*
Papa Tymisonn: But when Barnacle got back, they tol' 'im the knights, the mages, an' the monks an' all are startin' to die off.
LovelyJester: *And down the path towards the trio......comes a dark skinned bishounen in white*
Papa Tymisonn: WHUFF! Innair sleep! Jus' gone!
AngeloState606: Gone? Really?
LovelyJester: *That stops.......and stares a moment*
Papa Tymisonn: Jus' dead, s'what I mean... no one can suss out why...
LovelyJester: *Points a finger in indignant wrath*
LovelyJester: AMANA!
Papa Tymisonn: O.O
LovelyJester: *Stands*
LovelyJester: Wait, what?
Papa Tymisonn: Nope. 'Er brother. Move on, mate.
LovelyJester: *Two elans are standing face to face*
Papa Tymisonn: ...
AngeloState606: O.O
Papa Tymisonn: *SWORDS TO BOTH THEIR NECKS*
AngeloState606: IM: Oh SHITE!
LovelyJester: HEY!
LovelyJester: Do you mind?
AngeloState606: *Looks at the Elan that had been sitting with them* Hold out your hand please?
LovelyJester: *Elan 1* *holds out his hand*
AngeloState606: *Looks*
LovelyJester: *Sure enough, there's a tat for truth*
AngeloState606: *Looks at the other...*
LovelyJester: *Though number two holds out it's hand too*
LovelyJester: *Another tat, identical*
AngeloState606: =FUCK=
AngeloState606: Okay...which is which.
LovelyJester: <elan 1 is bold>
LovelyJester: .....Annie, I am Elan.
LovelyJester: This has to be my sister.
LovelyJester: *snorts*
LovelyJester: Very funny, Sis.
LovelyJester: Knock it off.
LovelyJester: What did you do, update your illusion?
AngeloState606: *Feeling a bit nervous...steps back a few steps*
LovelyJester: AND TAKE YOUR SWORD DOWN.
LovelyJester: Indeed. Knock it off, Bill.
AngeloState606: *Puts a hand on Bill's arm*
AngeloState606: It's okay, Bill.
Papa Tymisonn: ...
AngeloState606: *Removes her hand*
Papa Tymisonn: *drops his swords, buthands Annie Lucy* Hold onto this, just in case it's not, then...
Papa Tymisonn: *but hands
AngeloState606: *Takes it...but just looks confused*
AngeloState606: It's okay, Bill. I don't think we'll need them.
AngeloState606: *Hands Lucy back to Bill*
Papa Tymisonn: ... I hope not. *resheathes all four in a flash of motion*
LovelyJester: *Sighs* Will you stop this?
LovelyJester: It has never amused me.
Papa Tymisonn: Nope.
Papa Tymisonn: (scratch)
AngeloState606: *Is speechless*
LovelyJester: ........You cut it out.
LovelyJester: *Turns to Annie*
LovelyJester: This is me!
LovelyJester: *he points to his chest*
Papa Tymisonn: (AKA, I erase the last thing I said, Tara. If we haven't gone over that before...)
AngeloState606: (Okeedoke.)
AngeloState606: Okay...
AngeloState606: A test.
AngeloState606: When we returned to the Gray elf's house, where did we find him? And what was his wife doing?
LovelyJester: They were so dead.
LovelyJester: Yes. Dead.
AngeloState606: ......
Papa Tymisonn: That didn't help.
AngeloState606: Gives Elan #1 a sharp look.
AngeloState606: Who did we visit that afternoon as a favor to the gray elf?
AngeloState606: (Oops! That was supposed to be an action; insert * and *)
LovelyJester: I didn't bother to remember such a horrid little creatures name.
LovelyJester: *That was supposed to be bold*
AngeloState606: (gotcha)
AngeloState606: *Turns to Elan #2*
AngeloState606: Well?
LovelyJester: .....Nivek Rowan, my sister would know him, wouldn't you sis?
AngeloState606: Ding ding ding!
AngeloState606: One last chance...
AngeloState606: What happened outside of the inn that day? *to Elan #1*
LovelyJester: To win a fabulous prize?
LovelyJester: I wouldn't know. I left.
Papa Tymisonn: ... you know, if we knock 'em both out, that... *idea*
AngeloState606: *shakes her head*
Papa Tymisonn: Ugly ol' wench may return to her true shape...
AngeloState606: *Walks over to Elan #2*
AngeloState606: *Looks at him closely*
LovelyJester: *Sure seems to be Elan*
LovelyJester: *Same handsome face, dark skin, big blue eyes, and strange manner of braiding his hair in the elven fashion, even the pristinely neat, white robes*
AngeloState606: *Has an idea*
LovelyJester: *Smells slightly of incense*
AngeloState606: *Laughs on the inside*
AngeloState606: IM: Maybe this will work...maybe not....oh piss; I should try anyway.
AngeloState606: *Suddenly, Annie throws herself on the ground*
LovelyJester: *Both Gasp*
LovelyJester: *And soon both are kneeling over her*
Papa Tymisonn: o.O Annie? What're ye getting at?
LovelyJester: *And a bit of shoving goes on*
AngeloState606: Oh! Me stomach!
LovelyJester: .....
LovelyJester: Annie.
LovelyJester: I appreciate the ruse....
AngeloState606: Elan! That night of passion...I think...
LovelyJester: o_O
Papa Tymisonn: ...
Papa Tymisonn: *turns away, trying VERY HARD not to show his SUPREME amusement*
AngeloState606: OH MY STOMACH!
LovelyJester: .........
LovelyJester: Annie.
AngeloState606: *Is rolling around on the ground, making a spectacle*
Papa Tymisonn: ... ^_^ IM: Well that's not workin'...
AngeloState606: *Stops*
AngeloState606: DAMMIT!
LovelyJester: *looking disturbed and amuseD*
Papa Tymisonn: *are both Elans kneeling down still*
Papa Tymisonn: ?
LovelyJester: I can sense life.
LovelyJester: You aren't pregnant.
LovelyJester: o_O and Most certainly.....
LovelyJester: Not by me.
AngeloState606: *Gives Elan #2 an annoyed look*
AngeloState606: Yes, well...
LovelyJester: *they are*
AngeloState606: It was a test, dammit
AngeloState606: And it didn't work.
AngeloState606: Pardon me.
Papa Tymisonn: ... forget this.
Papa Tymisonn: *SCHMUCKS both Elans with twin sword hilt attack!*
Papa Tymisonn: (I'll roll, if you want me to.)
AngeloState606: BILL!
OnlineHost: LovelyJester rolled 1 20-sided die: 16
LovelyJester: *And down they both go in a pile*
AngeloState606: It's not necessary!
AngeloState606: *Looks at them*
Papa Tymisonn: I know. But you have to admit, it's MUCH faster.
LovelyJester: *Being a mage isn't really all that great for fortitude*
AngeloState606: Well...
LovelyJester: ........*nothing happens*
Papa Tymisonn: Sorry, Annie... we were gettin' nowhere.
AngeloState606: We still can't tell who's who.
AngeloState606: *Sigh*
LovelyJester: *Still two drow priests*
Papa Tymisonn: Do you know anyone who's got magic? Maybe they can tell one from the other...
AngeloState606: No...I don't
Papa Tymisonn: (Uh... Cardinal?)
AngeloState606: (OH YEAH)
AngeloState606: Yes, actually.
AngeloState606: Shall I fetch him?
Papa Tymisonn: Is he far? I could jus' carry them there, if it's not a long distance...
AngeloState606: Carry them? Both of them?
Papa Tymisonn: They can't weigh THAT much.
AngeloState606: Well, if ye think ye can do it...
AngeloState606: Let's go.
Papa Tymisonn: *heaves one over his shoulder... AND the other*
Papa Tymisonn: As I thought... light as feathers.
LovelyJester: *If bill can hoist about 300 pounds for a sustained amount of time*
Papa Tymisonn: *probably not as long as he thinks, but he'll most likely manage*
AngeloState606: (OOOhh...big strong maaaan)
AngeloState606: Well, let's get moving, then.
LovelyJester: (At least make a str check man. that's ........a bit much to haul a few blocks.)
LovelyJester: *Just dressing after a fit of....newlywed activities*
Papa Tymisonn: (Roll a d20 and add my STR x 3?)
LovelyJester: *pulls on a nightgown and shuffles into the kitchen to make tea*
Papa Tymisonn: (I think that's how PS does it...
LovelyJester: (Sure fine.)
OnlineHost: Papa Tymisonn rolled 1 20-sided die: 1
AngeloState606: (I just realized that was Freddy; I thought it was whisper. I was like, "So THAT's what she was doing running around naked")
Papa Tymisonn: (10.)
LovelyJester: (HE so drops them.)
LovelyJester: (That's a one.)
LovelyJester: (that's a fumble.)
Papa Tymisonn: *TRIP*
Papa Tymisonn: BLAST it.
AngeloState606: *Chuckles*
LovelyJester: *Both bish go flying*
AngeloState606: Want to try again, or should I help ye?
Papa Tymisonn: Must have been a root or something... e_e
LovelyJester: *one flops oversideways at a disturbing angle*
LovelyJester: *The other falls on it's head*
Papa Tymisonn: ... *gets up*
Papa Tymisonn: I'll DRAG them.
AngeloState606: (I don't know why, but that's really freakin' amusing to me)
LovelyJester: *One mutters slightly* Phraktos, Ussta karliik jivviimen!
AngeloState606: O.O
Papa Tymisonn: That does NOT sound like Elan.
AngeloState606: No...it certainly doesn't...
Papa Tymisonn: *sword! Neck! ... yo*
LovelyJester: l' jiv'undus zhah mzilt!
LovelyJester: *it twitches slightly and opens one eye*
AngeloState606: *Stands over the woken one*
AngeloState606: (Is it #1 or #2?)
LovelyJester: (You don't know! They got dropped, and mixed up!)
AngeloState606: (Piss)
AngeloState606: *Looks closer at the woken one*
LovelyJester: *nothing has changed!*
AngeloState606: O.o Are you okay?
LovelyJester: My head......
LovelyJester: Goddess, my head.....
Papa Tymisonn: Annie... we STILL can't be sure...
AngeloState606: IM: Oh, I don't know what to think...
AngeloState606: *Stands back*
LovelyJester: *looks over at the other Elan*
LovelyJester: .......My Goddess, you killed him.
AngeloState606: *Looks at this one in amazement*
AngeloState606: Okay, Amana! That's enough!
AngeloState606: What do you WANT?
LovelyJester: 9_9 I am NOT Amana.
Papa Tymisonn: ... we still can't be sure it's AMANA either, dear...
AngeloState606: If you were Elan, you wouldn't have called *points* that, him!
LovelyJester: Oh bollocks.
LovelyJester: Fine.
LovelyJester: *pulls off a button on his robe*
AngeloState606: What is it this time?
Papa Tymisonn: IM: ... that was good. o.o
LovelyJester: *And there sits Amana male form, with his long long white hair, pierced ears, strange eyes, and glasses*
AngeloState606: Just feeling bored? Want to screw with your brother's friends a little more?
Papa Tymisonn: IM: Damn fine detective work, that... I'd've missed it.
LovelyJester: *The white robes turn into black, open to reveal the drow chest*
Papa Tymisonn: *the sword has never left*
LovelyJester: Just wanted to break up you and spankie's date.
AngeloState606: IM: Wow....he's hottttt....NO NO...back to Gaera, Annie!
AngeloState606: *hisses* We weren't on a date.
LovelyJester: And put that down, Junior.
Papa Tymisonn: *but, begins to nudge Elan with his foot*
LovelyJester: What the hell did you do to my brother?
Papa Tymisonn: I would, if your reputation didn't proceed you...
AngeloState606: *Rolls her eyes at Amana*
AngeloState606: *Leans over the real Elan*
LovelyJester: *Disappears in a puff of black stinky smoke*
Papa Tymisonn: ... you come here, looking like your brother, and expect a fella like me to not knock y-
AngeloState606: *Puts a hand behind his head and starts patting his face gently*
Papa Tymisonn: ... KNOCK YE OUT AN'ASK QUESTIONS LATER! >_<
Papa Tymisonn: DAMN but that's irritating. e_e
LovelyJester: *CRACK*
AngeloState606: Elan? *pat pat*
LovelyJester: *Amana appears behind him, with a rapier at his back*
AngeloState606: *Sees Amana again*
Papa Tymisonn: ... ye're a sly bitch, aren't ya?]
AngeloState606: IM: Oh dear...
LovelyJester: I say.......
AngeloState606: *Starts patting harder* Elan? Please, wake up...*pat pat*
LovelyJester: Nice ass.
AngeloState606: (XD)
LovelyJester: *reaches into his pocket and pulls out a necklace*
LovelyJester: *Tosses it round bills neck and disappears*
LovelyJester: *Crackpoof!*
Papa Tymisonn: ...
Papa Tymisonn: *RIPS IT OFF IMMEDIATELY!*
LovelyJester: *Can't!*
LovelyJester: *it doesn't seem to want to tear*
Papa Tymisonn: BLOODY HELL, THAT WITCH PUT A HEX ON ME!
LovelyJester: *nor will it lift over his head*
AngeloState606: *Starts to shake Elan*
LovelyJester: Oh!
LovelyJester: OW!
AngeloState606: Please...wake up!
LovelyJester: *claps his hands to his head*
LovelyJester: *And rolls over....into Annie's lap*
AngeloState606: *Is overjoyed*
AngeloState606: Oh, thank goodness!
Papa Tymisonn: *say hello to my little friend, misdirected rage!*
AngeloState606: *puts a hand on his face* ARe you okay?
LovelyJester: *And Bills new accessory is made of a very thin blueish metal chain*
Papa Tymisonn: YOUR BLOODY SISTER PUT A SPELL ON THIS THING! eVe
Papa Tymisonn: *shows the chain*
LovelyJester: *eyes are blurry but adjust*
LovelyJester: Eh?
Papa Tymisonn: YOU HAD BETTER SHOW ME HOW TO GET IT OFF, OR BY NIKUMU, I'LL...
Papa Tymisonn: e_e
LovelyJester: *sits up.......blushing brightly seeing where his head had been*
AngeloState606: Calm down a moment, Bill...
LovelyJester: o_o I didn't put it there.
LovelyJester: Don't yell at me.
Papa Tymisonn: You tell that bloody SLUT of a sister of yours to get back here, and I'll gladly have her take your place!
AngeloState606: *Hug attacks Elan* Oh I'm so sorry...
AngeloState606: I didn't know how to tell...
LovelyJester: *Hugged*
LovelyJester: *pats her back, and ignores bill for the moment*
LovelyJester: It's alright Annie.
LovelyJester: I couldn't think how to prove who I was.
AngeloState606: *Stands and offers a hand to help him to his feet*
LovelyJester: .....We'll have to come up with a new system.
LovelyJester: *accepts*
Papa Tymisonn: A new tattoo every week?
AngeloState606: How did she do it?
LovelyJester: o_O I don't know about that.
LovelyJester: Must have updated her illusion spell.
LovelyJester: *Shrugs* Goddess Knows.
LovelyJester: *Stands and walks up to bill and begins to inspect his neck*
AngeloState606: *Shakes her head*
AngeloState606: So, what is this on Bills neck?
LovelyJester: mmm....
LovelyJester: Yes.
LovelyJester: Cursed to not come off.
LovelyJester: But don't worry.....that will wear off.
LovelyJester: ......But I doubt she just wanted to change your fashion sense.....
Papa Tymisonn: It's what it'll do in the INTERIM that worries me, Elan..
LovelyJester: This likely does something else.
Papa Tymisonn: What the hell's her sense of humour like?
AngeloState606: *Looks worried*
Papa Tymisonn: Will it kill me? Make me dance around like a buffoon?
LovelyJester: *Touches the chain a moment and closes his eyes, and seems to be concentrating on it*
Papa Tymisonn: Have me spit profanities at random intervals?
LovelyJester: Shhhh.....
Papa Tymisonn: ...
LovelyJester: *leans closer to bill, and his hands glow as he touches the chain and concentrates more*
Papa Tymisonn: (... oh no...)
AngeloState606: *Watches*
LovelyJester: *Pulls back and chuckles!*
AngeloState606: O.o what is it?
Papa Tymisonn: And?
LovelyJester: *The chuckling turns into a full fledged fit of gusting laughter*
AngeloState606: o.O
AngeloState606: Elan?
LovelyJester: *slaps his knees and rocks back and forth*
AngeloState606: (This sounds like the Aaron laugh)
Papa Tymisonn: Elan, I'm warnin' you...
LovelyJester: (DING!)
AngeloState606: (XD)
LovelyJester: G.....GAY!
Papa Tymisonn: You better quit the fits and tell me WHAT THIS BLOODY NECKLACE DOES! >.<
Papa Tymisonn: ...
Papa Tymisonn: WHAT?
LovelyJester: *ANother louder round of laughter*
AngeloState606: Gay?
AngeloState606: O.O
AngeloState606: This necklace has turned him gay??
LovelyJester: She......She.....*HOWL*
Papa Tymisonn: ...
LovelyJester: She cursed you to be irresitable to gay men!
LovelyJester: *takes to his crazy laugh again*
Papa Tymisonn: ... that does it. I'm hidin' in the temple basement...
AngeloState606: *She bites her lip, feeling quite amused herself, holding back her own fits of laughter*
Papa Tymisonn: *starts off in that direction!*
AngeloState606: No, no!
AngeloState606: Bill, stop!
LovelyJester: Oh it's not that bad!
LovelyJester: She could have done worse.
LovelyJester: ........
AngeloState606: *Can't hold it back any longer and begins laughing*
Papa Tymisonn: OH no, Annie. I won't be lettin' m'self be grabbed at by fellas all damned day!
LovelyJester: She could have made you a singing bald monkey.
LovelyJester: IM: Wouldn't really be far off.
AngeloState606: *Runs in front of him, blocking his path*
AngeloState606: Oh, Bill...*smiles*
Papa Tymisonn: ...
AngeloState606: *to Elan* Is there any way to remove it? Or does he just have to wait until the spell has worn off?
LovelyJester: I can try.
Papa Tymisonn: Do it, then.
LovelyJester: But I'm not....that great with enchantments and such.
LovelyJester: You might need a more specialized mage.
AngeloState606: I'm sure he would appreciate it greatly if you tried, Elan.
AngeloState606: *Begins snickering again*
Papa Tymisonn: ... *sigh*
Papa Tymisonn: Is there a chance you'll make it worse? e_e
LovelyJester: ........Not that I know of.
Papa Tymisonn: *that'll be a dealbreaker, it will*
Papa Tymisonn: So, there COULD be a chance.
LovelyJester: IM: Though I would if I could.
LovelyJester: I suggest you find a mage then.
LovelyJester: *runs his hands through his braids*
LovelyJester: >_o
LovelyJester: YOU BASTARD.
LovelyJester: You left a knot!
AngeloState606: O.o
Papa Tymisonn: ... what?
LovelyJester: *Mutters and his hands glow*
LovelyJester: *Holds them there on his head looking displeased*
Papa Tymisonn: I didn't do that, I swear!
AngeloState606: *Shakes her head*
AngeloState606: Who shall we speak to? I don't know any mages...
LovelyJester: *Doubts this, as is evident by his face*
LovelyJester: (Also good place to stop. I'm tired. it's late. I have to pack tomorrow morning.)
LovelyJester: (Night peeps.
Papa Tymisonn: (OK.)
Papa Tymisonn: (Night, Lex.)
LovelyJester has left the room.
AngeloState606 has left the room.