You have just entered room "gohereifyouwanna."
UltimateKoD has entered the room.
OMG Dirty has entered the room.
UltimateKoD: (Yo.)
Mekta satak kai: (Hey. I'm totally reusing this room since there was already a link in chat from last night.)
OMG Dirty: (indeed.)
OMG Dirty: (Cha is going to rp?
NYClark2 has entered the room.
OMG Dirty: (Whee! peoples!)
OMG Dirty: (peoples are sexy.)
NYClark2: (( Deja vu ))
UltimateKoD: (He is, for he has some time.)
OMG Dirty: (That is uber sweet.)
Mekta satak kai: (Brian and I will be right in. I'm teaching him how to make iced green tea.)
UltimateKoD: (... don't you just... y'know... put ice in green tea?)
Mekta satak kai: (Yeah. See/)
Mekta satak kai: (Anyway, does anyone have a lust for plot, or do we not care?)
OMG Dirty: (i'm for anything involving us, and rping.
UltimateKoD: (CIs are easier to escape, in case something happens to me. But plot makes me happy.)
NYClark2: (( No plotlust here. ))
OMG Dirty: (PENIS)
OMG Dirty: (....er....CI is fine. I'm not inspired for gming tonight, and if anyone else isn't, I don't mind.)
T3chn0Namagomi has entered the room.
UltimateKoD: (Yo.)
Mekta satak kai: (Hiya.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Location and characters?)
OMG Dirty: (Let's just roll it to get things started, yeah?)
Mekta satak kai: (We haven't started yet. We haven't even decided on gen, though if I might request first...)
Mekta satak kai: (What Lex said.)
OMG Dirty: (we haven't decided yet sir dougington.)
Mekta satak kai: (Sir Dougimus the Bold.)
OMG Dirty: (Screw democracy, I'm all for random chance!)
Mekta satak kai: (Dice-ocracy.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (More tempted toward first here)
OnlineHost: Mekta satak kai rolled 1 3-sided die: 3
Mekta satak kai: (Damn. Roll again. Forest, market, or outside Doma.)
OnlineHost: Mekta satak kai rolled 1 3-sided die: 2
Mekta satak kai: (Market?)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Sure, why not?)
NYClark2: (( Sounds fine. ))
Arch mage144 has entered the room.
OMG Dirty: (works for moi.)
UltimateKoD: (Hey Brian.)
UltimateKoD: (*throws a penny*)
Mekta satak kai: (Time of day....)
OnlineHost: Mekta satak kai rolled 1 7-sided die: 3
Mekta satak kai: (Early afternoon?)
Mekta satak kai: (I rolled for Hobbit meals.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (I see.)
UltimateKoD: (Works for me.)
Mekta satak kai: (Breakfast, second breakfast, elevenses, luncheon, afternoon tea, dinner and supper.)
OMG Dirty: (Mmmm.....Supper.)
NYClark2: (( I'm surprised they never thought to have desert or a midnight snack ))
NYClark2: (( Dessert* ))
Arch mage144: (I know I try to have a desert as often as possible.)
Mekta satak kai: (Supper counts. Dessert applies to most meals.)
Arch mage144: (I prefer the Gobi.)
Arch mage144: (It's a cool desert.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (I prefer Antarctica as far as deserts go.)
Arch mage144: (You would. It's barren and depressing, and there's no life there.)
Mekta satak kai: (Nama is barren? You mean he can't conceive? That's terrible!)
T3chn0Namagomi: (ROCK! That means I can have all the sex I want and not have to worry about kids! XP)
Arch mage144: (I could say so many mean things.(
T3chn0Namagomi: (Indeed you could.)
OMG Dirty: (Quips bubble inside me.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Anyway, let us do things related to actual, uh, RP?)
UltimateKoD: (I agree.)
UltimateKoD: (Start while I think of someone to us- Oh, I know...)
OMG Dirty: (DAMNIT RPTIMES. *plays mchammer*)
OMG Dirty: (Jinx, Whisper, Jaede, Lindy, Farida)
OnlineHost: OMG Dirty rolled 1 5-sided die: 5
OMG Dirty: (The gypsy it is.)
OnlineHost: NYClark2 rolled 1 1-sided die: 1
NYClark2: (( Josua it is ))
OMG Dirty: *And there is but a slip of a teenage girl, with the dark skin and the dark hair, peeking into market stalls! She dressed like the color chart exploded on her! And you can hear her coming with all that jewelry.*
UltimateKoD: (*going to play Card for ease of RP*)
Mekta satak kai: (This makes it easy for me.)
Mekta satak kai: (Very much so.)
UltimateKoD: *and here comes her wallet*
UltimateKoD: *with a brand new blue and red jacket which makes him look SNAZZY*
OMG Dirty: *She seems to be rooting through a spice stand, instead of reading things, either smelling them or feeling them*
Mekta satak kai: (I'll be in when the pasta's done boiling.)
OMG Dirty: (Hokay!)
UltimateKoD: *this, by the way, is Cardinal, star mage, offworlder, new husband, daddy to be, and all around schmuck*
UltimateKoD: Done looking?
OMG Dirty: Nope!
OMG Dirty: *opens a small glass bottle and smells the contents*
UltimateKoD: But we've been at this for 2 hours, dear...
UltimateKoD: Aren't your feet swollen?
OMG Dirty: *....quickly wrinkles her nose and shakes her head*
OMG Dirty: Nope, fine!
NYClark2: ::And sitting near one of the stalls is a young man wearing the robes of the white mage, reading a book somewhat heavy looking book.::
OMG Dirty: *puts down the offensive bottle*
OMG Dirty: We'll be done soon, Sal.
UltimateKoD: *sigh*
OMG Dirty: Then you can go read, or get bitten by the goat.
UltimateKoD: IM: That woman could shop for DAYS and not get weary... and all on my gil?
UltimateKoD: *!
UltimateKoD: Well, I do have some notes to write...
OMG Dirty: *mutters to herself, apparantly disappointed with the selection*
OMG Dirty: And don't you grumble.
OMG Dirty: These are going to go into YOUR stomach.
OMG Dirty: Unless of course, you want to do the shopping, and fix dinner tonight.
UltimateKoD: ... I'll be fine...
NYClark2: ::And manning the stall is a man who is not young in the least, who looks to the young man:: Dammit boy, all that reading ain't helping me sell this inventory.
Mekta satak kai: <Shakti>
OMG Dirty: *kisses his cheek*
OMG Dirty: Just one more booth.
OMG Dirty: I promise.
UltimateKoD: *sighs, and smiles* Alright...
Mekta satak kai: *Farida sees a flash of blue in the crowd, but nothing more just yet*
OMG Dirty: *takes his arm*
Mekta satak kai: IM: I was hoping they'd be out sometime soon.
OMG Dirty: *prickles on the neck! DUN DUN DUN*
NYClark2: ::The old man takes a deep breath, and then lets out an advertisement::
CGNakibe has entered the room.
NYClark2: GET'CHER CANDY HERE!
UltimateKoD: o.o
OMG Dirty: *WINCE*
Mekta satak kai: *Farida feels a tap on her shoulder from behind. When she turns, she sees a caramel-skinned woman in a dark blue sari with one end of the cloth pulled up to cover dark purple hair.*
UltimateKoD: IM: No chocolate, no chocolate, no chocolate...
OMG Dirty: ....*beelines in that direction, dragging card*
OMG Dirty: ......
OMG Dirty: *Stops short at the tappination!*
Mekta satak kai: *Waves that they should continue for chocolate and follows them over.*
OMG Dirty: Shakti. *yep, that's a greeting.*
Mekta satak kai: Farida.
NYClark2: ::Winces as well:: Gramps... Dad sent me here to help if things got busy, but he told me to focus on my studies if it wasn't.
OMG Dirty: *Goes back to her single mission of procuring sweets*
OMG Dirty: *All thoughts of dinner are gone, feeding her immense sweet tooth is now the goal*
UltimateKoD: *lets her go*
UltimateKoD: Es... how have you been? Haven't seen you in weeks...
Mekta satak kai: Busy. You?
UltimateKoD: The same, really. Any new discoveries?
NYClark2: Well, pardon the fuck outta me, Josua, but I am trying to make it busy. Unlike you. ::Looks to approaching customers:: Ahh Welcome.
OMG Dirty: *And the gypsy descends on the candy stand like a hawk going for the KILL!*
Mekta satak kai: Yes. Some clerics are bastards to prostitutes, and some of them less so. Of course there are more details there and some actual justification, but that's the gist of it.
UltimateKoD: Ah. Well, I know your attitudes to priests. ... you controlled yourself, right?
NYClark2: We've got all manner of confectious delights here.
OMG Dirty: ......Chocolate?
NYClark2: Of course. In many shapes, sizes and variations.
OMG Dirty: *Black eyes shine with the glow of someone who is already planning on stuffing herself silly once the house has been reached.*
OMG Dirty: *Say goodbye to that girlish figure*
OMG Dirty: ..Well, what sorts then?
NYClark2: Dark, white, milk. Solid, hollow, various cream fillings.
OMG Dirty: Dark, what sorts of fillings?
Mekta satak kai: Heh. I control myself when they're decent human beings. Though there is one that I sent a healer to kill.
Mekta satak kai: I hope she gets him. She'll have better luck than I will.
NYClark2: Fruits creams, caramel, nuts, cherries, stawberries...
UltimateKoD: ... a healer to- never mind. I'd just hurt my own head.
UltimateKoD: Look, I have something to ask of you.
OMG Dirty: ....Let's see.
OMG Dirty: I want five with.....Caramel.
OMG Dirty: And five with almonds.
NYClark2: ::Nods::
NYClark2: ::Nods again::
OMG Dirty: And oh.....10 with strawberry....
OMG Dirty: .........Have any taffy?
NYClark2: ::Gets a bag, and sets to scoopin::
UltimateKoD: Farida... she ... is a little too impulsive.
OMG Dirty: *And low, visions of sugar plums dancing her head, slowly towards her stomach, a growl it is heard*
Arch mage144: Am I hearing that people are having trouble holding onto their money?
UltimateKoD: A couple of weeks ago, the shop where she works was robbed, and she WENT AFTER one of them.
NYClark2: Of course. ::smiles and continues to scoop out her requests:: How many would you like?
Arch mage144: *right behind you! Damn, Hak is sneaky sometimes*
UltimateKoD: With an unborn child in her! I couldn't believe it!
OMG Dirty: (Behind whom?)
Mekta satak kai: Yeah? So?
Mekta satak kai: Good for her.
Mekta satak kai: *glances behind Cardinal* Hi, Silvar.
UltimateKoD: I'll... ...
NYClark2: ::Looks up from his reading::
Mekta satak kai: *to Cardinal* I think your wife is spending lots of money. Yours, I presume?
UltimateKoD: *looks behind him, nods* General.
Arch mage144: (Behind Card.)
Arch mage144: Cardinal.
UltimateKoD: ... argh. I'll be right back, but I still need to ask you that question, Es... *goes off to the candy stand*
Arch mage144: I suppose that both of those are titles, now, aren't there?
NYClark2: IM: Silvar? The archmage? First I talk to people who apparently know him yesterday... and now I'm seeing him.
UltimateKoD: I guess... *leaves earshot*
UltimateKoD: *arrives by his wife* Getting something, dearest?
OMG Dirty: OH!
OMG Dirty: Make it a good ten pieces!
OMG Dirty: Yes!
OMG Dirty: *Wide grin*
UltimateKoD: ... how much of something?
Arch mage144: ...where the hell do you think you're going, I just got here!
OMG Dirty: ........A bit.
Arch mage144: *looks at Shakti* Man, he's a jerk.
OMG Dirty: Go talk to your friends. I'm good.
Mekta satak kai: *snickers* You have no idea. But he's not so bad. Hardly the worst in the family. *smirk*
Mekta satak kai: Shall we go harass him?
OMG Dirty: IM: Hovering. I am not spending your money, tightfist. I have a job now you know.
NYClark2: So, that's five caramel, five almonds, ten strawberry and ::Scoops:: ten taffy.
Arch mage144: Not until I have acquired ice-cream.
OMG Dirty: IM: I'm spending MY money.
OMG Dirty: Perfect!
Mekta satak kai: You do that. I'm waiting for his wife. *points to Farida*
OMG Dirty: *Claps her hands together*
Arch mage144: I came to the market specifically for ice-cream.
NYClark2: ::Closes the bag::
Arch mage144: *walks over to the candy vendor person*
NYClark2: (( I never did figure out how much to charge for things ))
OMG Dirty: (just wiggle out of it.)
NYClark2: That'll be ::fair price:: please.
Arch mage144: *an appropriate amount of money is exchanged*
OMG Dirty: (Say *he tells her the price ZOMG*)
OMG Dirty: *And hands it over!*
UltimateKoD: T2Farida: I heard that.
NYClark2: ::Exhanges goods for money::
OMG Dirty: IM: Good. Nosy. Turn that thing off.
UltimateKoD: (I love my telepathic characters... *hugs his Card and Dae plushies*)
UltimateKoD: OK.
OMG Dirty: IM: You are hovering over me like I'm a child.
NYClark2: Thank you for shopping at the Silver Gumdrop.
Arch mage144: IM: I am waiting patiently in line.
OMG Dirty: *Grabs her bag and heads towards Shakti, in hopes her husband will get whatever nattering done with her, so they can go home, and she can eat those sweets*
Mekta satak kai: *waits, tapping her foot*
NYClark2: This stand is but a sample of our wares, we have a store in the city, the address is on the bag. Have a good day.
UltimateKoD: *goes on back*
Arch mage144: *steps up* I'd like...
UltimateKoD: Sorry about that, sister...
NYClark2: ::Looks to Josua:: See, the yell fucking works.
Arch mage144: *points to the ice-cream* Some ice-cream. What flavors do you have?
OMG Dirty: *impatiently pops a chocolately caramel in her mouth*
Mekta satak kai: It's fine. *to Farida* May I talk to you?
OMG Dirty: *Raises and eyebrow at this and.......can't speak just yet. Damn caramel*
UltimateKoD: IM: Er? I haven't... I never...
OMG Dirty: *a moment of slow chewing* ......Alright.
OMG Dirty: *inner sigh of impatience*
Mekta satak kai: *to the side of the street, beyond earshot of random people*
NYClark2: But damn if I had trouble being so "polite." Your father thinks that sort of thing "helps business." I don't know where he got the idea. Having good products and working hard helps business!
Arch mage144: ......
UltimateKoD: *has to wait now*
NYClark2: Yes, Gramps... ::nodding, going back to his reading::
Arch mage144: Excuse me? *raises an eyebrow* (Addressing Clark's candy salesman.)
UltimateKoD: IM: Ugh. Girl talk. I miss the monastery.
NYClark2: ::Looks to the general:: Excuse me sir. ::nod-bow:: I was speaking to my grandson. ::points to Josua::
Arch mage144: Your grandson isn't your customer, is he?
Arch mage144: Don't you know anything about the fundamentals of business? "The customer is always right, except when he isn't."
NYClark2: IM: Oh crap... he got the general's attention! Gramps!
Mekta satak kai: Okay, remember that I told you I'd talk to some of the ladies about your uh... *gestures broadly at Farida's stomach area* yeah.
NYClark2: That's right.
OMG Dirty: *raises her eyebrow*
OMG Dirty: Uh huh.
Mekta satak kai: *produces small wooden box* I got them to make an extra one of these. They keep them around for several reasons, but anyway.
Arch mage144: Yeah. So. What flavors of ice-cream do you have? *adjusts his hat*
Mekta satak kai: *opens it in front of Farida*
OMG Dirty: IM: The hells?
Mekta satak kai: *Inside is a gold chain with three pendants nested in the backing next to it, each with a different gemstone set in it. One is red, one white, and one green.*
OMG Dirty: *zomg, something that shines*
Mekta satak kai: The white one and the green ones you wear when you're not, you know. Pregnant. Green is for when you want to conceive, white is for any other time.
NYClark2: We- have ::interupts:: Chocolate, Vanilla, Strawberry and other fruit variations, Cookie based concoctions and other frozen delights... Sir.
OMG Dirty: o_O
OMG Dirty: Really now?
Mekta satak kai: The red you wear if you already are.
OMG Dirty: ......What does the red to?
OMG Dirty: *Do
Arch mage144: Excellent. I would love three scoops of vanilla.
OMG Dirty: (magical birth control. XD)
Mekta satak kai: It'll glow if something's wrong or if you're close to term.
Mekta satak kai: *shrug*
OMG Dirty: .........
Arch mage144: *digs in his impossibly voluminous pockets for a few spare coins*
OMG Dirty: That....is amazing.
Mekta satak kai: *another shrug*
OMG Dirty: ..........*eyes it again*
OMG Dirty: Thanks.
Mekta satak kai: So, anyway. Yeah. *hands it over*
OMG Dirty: ....*tightlipped, takes it*
NYClark2: ::Looks to his grandson:: You heard the man, drop the book, and pick up that scoop.
Mekta satak kai: They obviously use the white ones more.
OMG Dirty: IM:.........This...is the key....to infinite crazy sex with no hassles.
OMG Dirty: *small grin* I can see why.
Mekta satak kai: Babies are bad for business. At least for that business.
NYClark2: Yes Gramps! ::Shoots up, leaving the book on the chair::
Mekta satak kai: Anyway, that's all I wanted.
OMG Dirty: .....
OMG Dirty: *Nods*
OMG Dirty: IM: This is an incredibly nice gift.
Arch mage144: Hm. *grins* You know, I love ice-cream
NYClark2: ::Scoops out three nice sized scoops of vanilla, presumably on a cone::
UltimateKoD: *wanders over once it looks like they're done*
OMG Dirty: IM: I can only assume she doesn't want any more children to happen between Cardinal and I.
OMG Dirty: IM: Or she is somehow a good person. But I'll work with whats convenient.
Mekta satak kai: (Maybe!)
UltimateKoD: All done your chat, ladies?
OMG Dirty: .......Yeah.
Mekta satak kai: Yeah.
OMG Dirty: Chatty.
Arch mage144: *drops the necessary coins on the counter* Excellent. *tips his hat*
Arch mage144: Citizens of Doma, don't do anything I wouldn't do!
NYClark2: Here you go, ::handing over motion:: that'll be ::fair price:: general sir...
NYClark2: (( Guess I was a bit slow on the draw ))
UltimateKoD: Great. But, I think there was something Farida wanted to ask you...
OMG Dirty: >_>
OMG Dirty: IM:....No.
OMG Dirty: IM: I said NO.
UltimateKoD: Go on, don't be shy...
OMG Dirty: IM: Turn that weirdo magic on and listen to my head thoughts. NO!
Mekta satak kai: o_ô
OMG Dirty: *looks like a child being forced to do something VERY unpleasant*
Arch mage144: Thank you. *licks the ice-cream*
UltimateKoD: T2Farida: You know, I have the power to take control of your body...
Arch mage144: Damn. That's good.
Mekta satak kai: IM: What the fuck is going on?
Mekta satak kai: What the fuck is going on?
NYClark2: Only the best from the Silver Gumdrop.
OMG Dirty: IM: You wouldn't.
UltimateKoD: T: Try me.
OMG Dirty: e_e HE......
Arch mage144: Hah! The Silver Gumdrop. That's...somehow ironic. If only it were the Silvar Gumdrop. That's what I'd call my candy store. *salutes, whirls about militarily on one heel, and walks out the door...*
NYClark2: Our store's address is on your napkin.
OMG Dirty: wants you to teach me to sword fight.
OMG Dirty: IM: Do it. I dare.
Arch mage144: *inspects the napkin on the way out* So it is!
OMG Dirty: IM: See how long I can go without speaking, or cooking.
Arch mage144: *...and promptly walks right into an argument between two women and Cardinal*
Arch mage144: IM: There they are.
OMG Dirty: IM: And how often the goat goes piddle on your side of the bed.
Arch mage144: IM: ...they are not happy. I know this.
Arch mage144: IM: Shakti looks pissed, and they're married.
UltimateKoD: ...
UltimateKoD: Hello again, General...
Mekta satak kai: One more time. What the fuck is going on? If I have to ask again, something breaks.
Arch mage144: *salute*
OMG Dirty: I just said!
Arch mage144: I'm tailing you, didn't you know, Cardinal?
Mekta satak kai: There has to be more than that.
Arch mage144: Or are you trying to avoid me? *licks his ice cream again*
OMG Dirty: .....He's mad because I tried to help in the robbery.
UltimateKoD: ... let's leave the ladies alone for now... *takes Hak away from the "discussion"*
Mekta satak kai: Oh, that. He's being dumb.
Mekta satak kai: Do what you want.
OMG Dirty: .......And I don't know swords.
OMG Dirty: So he is very upset.
NYClark2: ::grumble:: ::quiet:: Hmph... fucking general sure... crazy mage, ok. but we Silvers know about the merchant stuff. That's in our blood. fucker.
OMG Dirty: I still brought him in, with no violence, so I do not see the problem.
OMG Dirty: *Crosses her arms*
Arch mage144: ...*taken away*
Arch mage144: What the fuck is going on?
OMG Dirty: And HE won't teach me, because I think he wants to torture me some.
UltimateKoD: ... Bad timing, sir. Bad timing.
Mekta satak kai: That's what I thought.
OMG Dirty: He says I need a woman teacher.
Arch mage144: Are the women arguing?
OMG Dirty: *rolls eyes*
Mekta satak kai: Because I can't imagine him having his heart set on seeing you with a kukri.
OMG Dirty: A what?
UltimateKoD: Just a bit. And... it's...
UltimateKoD: Sort of my fault. ^^;
Mekta satak kai: *pulls out her own kukri*
Arch mage144: The hell did you do?
Mekta satak kai: This is what I use.
NYClark2: ::Calms down and looks to Josua:: You sure got lively when that dandy showed up.
Arch mage144: Refuse to buy her something?
OMG Dirty: It all makes crazy sense now.
UltimateKoD: Well...
OMG Dirty: *pops another candy in her mouth*
OMG Dirty: I of course, do not want to.
Mekta satak kai: *It's a big heavy blade with a bend in it so the blade tip drops down really far*
Mekta satak kai: *yells to Cardinal* Sal! Come over here!
OMG Dirty: I'm sure you don't think spending large quantities of time together is a hot idea either.
UltimateKoD: Farida's workplace was robbed, she went AFTER a thug for some reason, I got angr- ...
Arch mage144: *looks over at the yelling woman*
UltimateKoD: Just a moment...
Arch mage144: Wouldn't you have done the same in her place?
UltimateKoD: *goes over, greatly worried*
NYClark2: Ahh... I was just trying to make sure things went smoothly is all. You know he's an important figure and all.
Arch mage144: *stands there, not following*
Mekta satak kai: Sal?
OMG Dirty: IM: Who's the blue haired fellow?
UltimateKoD: *turns backwards, not changing direction* I'm not a pregnant woman.
Arch mage144: *quirks an eyebrow*
UltimateKoD: *arrives back with the girls* Yes?
Arch mage144: (Farida and Hak've met. Remember the incident with the tarot cards?)
OMG Dirty: (RIGHT)
Mekta satak kai: Do you want her to fight or don't you?
OMG Dirty: (That's what you get. Memories already going.)
NYClark2: Yeah. I know. And it takes the same coin for me to give him the same goods as anyone else.
UltimateKoD: ... I want her to be able to defend herself, if need be.
UltimateKoD: *emphasis on the If need be*
Mekta satak kai: Okay. That's fair. Here's my question.
OMG Dirty: *standing by, allowing Shakti to express REASON!*
Mekta satak kai: Why the fuck don't YOU teach her? What's this bullshit about a woman teacher? You know that my weapon's harder to learn than, oh, say... a rapier.
Mekta satak kai: So why don't you, her husband, teach her?
Mekta satak kai: That's your job. Or else I'd've married her.
UltimateKoD: She already has her own style.
UltimateKoD: IM: ... heh... that's an amusing thought...
UltimateKoD: IM: Wonder if they'd last long enough to get divorced...
Arch mage144: *listening to the conversation, despite being "outside" of it*
OMG Dirty: (Pervert.)
UltimateKoD: *visions of his sister and wife, dead, both in wedding dresses*
Mekta satak kai: (Don't think about your sister that way.)
OMG Dirty: *pops another chocolate in her mouth*
Mekta satak kai: (Ew. Weird.)
Arch mage144: (That's really fucking weird.)
UltimateKoD: She... dances when she fights.
Mekta satak kai: I don't dance.
NYClark2: I know... but- ut. Go back to your studies.
UltimateKoD: I just think she'd be better off in your hands, that's all...
Mekta satak kai: Why?
Mekta satak kai: Seriously. What the hell kind of logic is that?
NYClark2: (( Card: Because... I can't dance... ;_; ))
Mekta satak kai: "She dances. Women dance. I'll get Es to do it."
Mekta satak kai: Seriously, Sal. What is that.
UltimateKoD: That's not it.
UltimateKoD: You're more... graceful than I.
Mekta satak kai: *laughs*
Arch mage144: *waves frantically* Hello! I'm still over here!
Mekta satak kai: *waves to him* Hey, Silvar.
UltimateKoD: ... *turns his head* Yes you are, sir.
UltimateKoD: *returns attention to his sister*
Mekta satak kai: My brother's being an idiot. You should come over here and watch the dumbshow.
Arch mage144: And I can hear everything you're saying, so if you want me to leave, you should say so instead of standing over there talking about learning to use a sword without me.
UltimateKoD: Hey!
Mekta satak kai: You should come over here. It's fun.
Arch mage144: *walks over* You know, I know how to use a sword, too. *pulls aside his coat, revealing the blade at his belt*
NYClark2: ::Sighs, and goes back to his book learnin::
Mekta satak kai: Ha! *points* There. You do it.
Arch mage144: It's really mostly peripheral. I'm the son of a blacksmith. It'd be embarrassing if I didn't know how to wield a sword.
UltimateKoD: ... oh, but I'm sure you're a busy man, General.
Mekta satak kai: IM: I do not dance. Hurts my joints and shit. No way. And not for her.
NYClark2: (( Oh snap, Gramps might change his tune if he knew that tidbit... ))
Arch mage144: As a matter of fact, I am.
NYClark2: (( But maybe not ))
OMG Dirty: *even though this argument is about her, is being more of a quiet observer*
Arch mage144: I have a great many responsibilities.
Arch mage144: What do you do all day, Cardinal?
UltimateKoD: Work. And you? *slightly defensive smirk*
OMG Dirty: IM: At least SHE can talk some sense into him.
OMG Dirty: IM: Ridiculous, stupid stupid idea.
Arch mage144: Work.
Arch mage144: But sometimes, I get ice cream.
Arch mage144: *holds up the ice cream*
UltimateKoD: ... that's... wonderful, sir.
Arch mage144: I would like to know the last time that you lead an army against a wizard bent on world domination.
Arch mage144: Or perhaps the last time you were forced to take an emergency trip to a faraway continent to do so?
NYClark2: (( Or the last time you drunkenly turned yourself into a goat? ))
Arch mage144: *cracks his knuckles* Or maybe you would like to have been responsible for hunting down Dawn Valerian?
Mekta satak kai: (That's true. He totally sent people after her.)
UltimateKoD: I'm sorry if I'm not the world traveler you are. I guess I have too many ties to Doma City to be roaming about all the time.
UltimateKoD: IM: Besides, I've travelled far enough for one lifetime...
Mekta satak kai: IM: And now we stand here while the boys try to outdick each other.
CGNakibe: (Why the sudden pissing contest?)
OMG Dirty: *Sigh*
Mekta satak kai: (Testosterone poisoning.)
UltimateKoD: (... he started it... >.>)
OMG Dirty: *offers a chocolate to Shakti, noting a similiar annoyance*
Mekta satak kai: .... .... ..*takes with a nod of thanks*
Mekta satak kai: *w to Farida* At least they're distracted.
OMG Dirty: *W* Damn, but how long will THIS take?
Arch mage144: I suppose.
Arch mage144: My point is that I do have a real job, Cardinal.
Arch mage144: I'm not just some twit with a desk position.
Mekta satak kai: *w* No freaking clue. They're busy being guys with very important jobs.
UltimateKoD: ... you DO realize when I said you were a busy man, I WASN'T being sarcastic, right?
Arch mage144: Actually, no. *blinks*
UltimateKoD: IM: A busy man, yes. A smart man? Well, that's coming into question...
Arch mage144: *takes a huge bite out of his ice cream*
UltimateKoD: Ah. Well, I wasn't.
Arch mage144: Oh. In that case.
Mekta satak kai: IM: Shit, we're getting back to topic.
NYClark2: (( Way to "choose to defuse" ))
OMG Dirty: *W* Very important jobs of being making hot air.
Arch mage144: *crams the rest of the conein his mouth*
Mekta satak kai: *snicker*
Arch mage144: *looks very silly doing so*
UltimateKoD: ... anyways...
OMG Dirty: IM: The general is a little crazy.
UltimateKoD: If my sister is refusing to do it, then I suppose I will give a try at training you, dear... *last bit was directed to Farida*
OMG Dirty: Goody.
Mekta satak kai: >_>
Mekta satak kai: IM: His damn job. His damn wife and damn swords and dancing and shit.
OMG Dirty: I don't WANT to learn from Shakti.
Arch mage144: So this whole argument is about teaching your wife martial styles?
OMG Dirty: Doesn't what I want come into play here?
Mekta satak kai: Yes. What about what she wants?
UltimateKoD: Well, that was the jumping-off point...
Mekta satak kai: IM: Nail him. Guilt. GUILT.
Arch mage144: I'm a little out of practice, myself. If she needs a sparring partner, I'm more than willing to fence with her.
OMG Dirty: *crosses her arms*
OMG Dirty: *And fixes a good glare on Card*
OMG Dirty: IM: No.
Arch mage144: *draws his sword, assumes a fencer's stance, and levels it at Cardinal*
UltimateKoD: IM: ... ... I want to run away.
Mekta satak kai: (Farida and Shakti unite in their hatred of one another!)
UltimateKoD: IM: Or not! *sword is out and ready as well*
OMG Dirty: (Yes. Funny how that workds.)
OMG Dirty: (they'll work together to ensure NOT working together)
OMG Dirty: *Snort*
UltimateKoD: ... that was instinct, sir.
Arch mage144: Easy, man, I'm not going to stab you.
OMG Dirty: IM: And the pissing contest enters the hit each other with sticks phase.
Arch mage144: *twirls the blade and puts it away*
OMG Dirty: *A snicker escapes*
UltimateKoD: *resheaths with an easy flip of the blade*
OMG Dirty: Maybe when I have more lessons Mr. General.
Arch mage144: Well, of course, I wouldn't want to beat you too badly.
Arch mage144: *raises an eyebrow*
Arch mage144: You don't know magic, do you?
Arch mage144: Aside from that goofy deck of cards you've got?
OMG Dirty: No..
UltimateKoD: IM: This guy just HAS to lace an insult into everything he says, doesn't he?
OMG Dirty: *Shakes her head* None of my family did magic. Had no way to see if I could learn it.
Arch mage144: Ah, well then. I was going to say.
Arch mage144: If Cardinal is worried about your personal defense...
Arch mage144: There's nothing like knowing a few useful spells.
OMG Dirty: IM: Magic takes schooling though. .....I've never been.
OMG Dirty: ....I'd imagine.
OMG Dirty: IM: At least then I could successfully set Card's head on fire.
OMG Dirty: *Entertains thoughts of setting other various things on fire*
OMG Dirty: Don't know any mind magic do you?
Mekta satak kai: IM: There. I'm off the hook. Good deal.
Arch mage144: ........
OMG Dirty: IM: I'd like to shut a certain person OUT.
Arch mage144: *eyes narrow a little*
Arch mage144: No.
OMG Dirty: ....Damn.
UltimateKoD: IM: THAT set him off...
OMG Dirty: IM: What?
Arch mage144: IM: *snarling*
UltimateKoD: IM: And gosh, what a shame. I have an advantage over the great General Silvar... a pity. *secret glee!*
Mekta satak kai: IM: Ooh. Pissy General. Cool.
OMG Dirty: *pointed look at Card*
OMG Dirty: Otherwise that'd be handy against certain, nosey, intrusive, people.
Arch mage144: ...*grits his teeth*
OMG Dirty: (*Snort*)
Arch mage144: Yes. Nosy. Intrusive. Arrogant. Irritating. Murderers.
Mekta satak kai: *blink*
OMG Dirty: ...Wait......what?
Arch mage144: ...excuse me. I think I'm a little off-topic.
UltimateKoD: ... calm down, General...
OMG Dirty: .....Just a bit.
Arch mage144: I am completely calm.
OMG Dirty: IM: I say BULLSHIT. Because you can't hear me! Nanny nanny boooo!
UltimateKoD: Good.
UltimateKoD: (OK, what plot line of Hak's have I missed?)
Arch mage144: (You totally missed his best friend and roommate being murdered by a psionicist to make an example why people shouldn't tell him he's wrong in class.)
Arch mage144: (There's actually more to that story, and the psion in question was part of a big cult of hate-worshippers, but hey, that's not important right now.)
CGNakibe: (All that you NEED to know is that Hak hates psions.)
Mekta satak kai: IM: Why is everyone freaking out? No one's allowed to be pissy anymore? I am so fucked.
CGNakibe: (Nikumu is pleased with this hate.)
Mekta satak kai: (Nikumu also hates it. Just a little.)
UltimateKoD has left the room.
CGNakibe: (Nikumu hates lots of things.)
Mekta satak kai: (... Uh oh.)
OMG Dirty: (well hellfire.)
OMG Dirty: (I hope it was bad connection and not sis time.)
OMG Dirty: (let's wait a moment, with HOPE)
CGNakibe: (Mew. v.v)
Mekta satak kai: (Lex says he emailed her.)
Mekta satak kai: (There he is.)
UltimateKoD has entered the room.
UltimateKoD: (OK, so, no more radio on the computer. It makes IE cry.)
Mekta satak kai: (We worry, you know. tsktsk)
UltimateKoD: (And if you're wondering, no, I won't download Firefox onto my sister's computer without her express permission, which I doubt I will get.)
UltimateKoD: (Anyhoo, Hak was stressing over the mention of mental magicz, yes?)
Mekta satak kai: (Hai.)
Arch mage144: (A little, though he's much better than he used to be. >.>)
CGNakibe: (Rar.)
Mekta satak kai: Whatever. At any rate, Farida can learn whatever she wants from whoever that isn't me. Deal?
UltimateKoD: That's fine by me.
OMG Dirty: Works for ME.
UltimateKoD: ... General, may I have a short word with you in private?
UltimateKoD: (... we lose Brian?)
Mekta satak kai: (nope)
Mekta satak kai: (Finishing the iced green tea cycle.)
Arch mage144: (No, I was getting a soda.)
Arch mage144: (And that.)
Arch mage144: ...what?
Arch mage144: Yeah, sure. What do we need to talk about?
UltimateKoD: *takes him away from the girls again*
Arch mage144: Cardinal, why the hell do you keep dragging me off to have private discussions?
OMG Dirty: o_O
UltimateKoD: Because what I have to say may be of interest to you.
Mekta satak kai: *sigh*
OMG Dirty: IM: Why does everyone keep seperating off.
Arch mage144: Sure, I'm listening.
OMG Dirty: ....Damnit.
Mekta satak kai: *mutter to Farida* I think he's doing this on purpose.
Mekta satak kai: That would be just like him.
UltimateKoD: Plus, sometimes I just need to get away from them. Anyways...
OMG Dirty: He'd have to be.
UltimateKoD: I assume you don't like having other people in your head.
Arch mage144: Your women don't keep you entertained?
Arch mage144: *narrows his eyes a little* What's it to you?
Mekta satak kai: IM: I feel like I should make small talk. But that's WHAT HE WANTS. I refuse.
UltimateKoD: Well, along my journeys, I've learned a technique that can block out mental attacks, to a degree.
Mekta satak kai: *watches the guys* That's seriously rude. And when I say something's rude people should listen.
Arch mage144: It's not that simple, Cardinal.
Arch mage144: Look, I'm over it. It's something that happened to me a long time ago.
Mekta satak kai: IM: Shut up, Es. Don't. Silence.
UltimateKoD: Alright, alright. I wasn't asking about it. I didn't think you'd want to even bring it up.
UltimateKoD: I'm just saying, if you want some kind of defense against mind magic, I can help.
OMG Dirty: *Snickers*
OMG Dirty: What is so important?
Arch mage144: ...no. I'm fine. And I don't need defenses against mind magic. I have what I need.
UltimateKoD: The offer will always be on the table, sir.
Mekta satak kai: I really don't feel like standing here waiting for the boys to decide they can talk in front of us.
Mekta satak kai: I do have work to do. If this is going to be irritating, I'd rather be doing it.
OMG Dirty: So, go tell them off. Or at least Cardinal.
OMG Dirty: I can tell you are itching to.
Mekta satak kai: *grin*
Mekta satak kai: I kind of am.
Arch mage144: Yeah, sure. If I decide I don't want people reading my mind, and I want a mind mage teaching me anything at all, I'll come find you.
Arch mage144: I stopped taking courses on the subject for several reasons.
Arch mage144: The fact that I wasn't any good at it is only one of them.
UltimateKoD: Good idea. Let's head back.
Mekta satak kai: What would be really amusing would be pulling him aside for a secret lecture.
UltimateKoD: *begins to do so*
Arch mage144: Please.
OMG Dirty: Pure irony.
Mekta satak kai: Heh. *waits for Sal to return*
OMG Dirty: IM: If she doesn't get you. I will.
Arch mage144: *they return*
CGNakibe: (That the sequel to "They Live"?)
UltimateKoD: Sorry about that.
UltimateKoD: (... I LOVE THAT MOVIE.)
Arch mage144: ...
OMG Dirty: *hands on hips*
Mekta satak kai: Sal... may I talk to you for a moment. In private?
Mekta satak kai: *inward snicker*
Mekta satak kai: IM: Jackass.
UltimateKoD: ...
UltimateKoD: IM: Uh oh.
UltimateKoD: Alright...
OMG Dirty: *Represes a snort*
OMG Dirty: *+s
Mekta satak kai: *sweet smile* Thanks. Just a moment, I promise.
OMG Dirty: *looks to the general with a truly amused look on her face*
UltimateKoD: Lead the way.
Mekta satak kai: *away*
UltimateKoD: *led*
Mekta satak kai: Sal? Is it possible for you to have a conversation without leading the other people away like you can't talk in front of us?
Mekta satak kai: That could really only be more annoying if you started spelling words instead of saying them to protect the ladies from the important manly conversation.
Mekta satak kai: I'm sure if I didn't say something you'd have heard about it later.
UltimateKoD: It wasn't about the men keeping the women-folk uninformed.
UltimateKoD: I was just discussing something with the General in private. I didn't want to broadcast whatever it was around.
UltimateKoD: It would have been just the same if he were female.
Mekta satak kai: It's weird, and kind of rude. It feels like you're c-o-n-s-p-i-r-i-n-g against us.
UltimateKoD: Esperanza, if we were c-o-n-s-p-i-r-i-n-g against you, you'd never know till it was too late.
UltimateKoD: *grin*
Mekta satak kai: *brief narrowing of eyes* Whatever.
Mekta satak kai: IM: Tell me something I don't know.
UltimateKoD: ^^ I love you, sister.
Mekta satak kai: *low growl* Whatever. Look.
Mekta satak kai: It was rude. And if I didn't say something you'd have heard about it later. I'm doing you a favor.
Arch mage144: HEY YOU GUYS! *waving*
UltimateKoD: Sorry. Won't happen again. Let's drop it, mm?
UltimateKoD: *waves back* We're on our way...
Mekta satak kai: Yeah, whatever.
Mekta satak kai: *heads back*
Mekta satak kai: *eyeroll for Farida's benefit*
Mekta satak kai: IM: She can take it from there if she wants.
Arch mage144: Much better.
Arch mage144: So. What the hell're you all doing today, aside from spending Cardinal's money and bitching at each other about swordplay?
UltimateKoD: *there too*
OMG Dirty: IM: He learns nothing.
OMG Dirty: I am not spending his godsdamned money.
OMG Dirty: I spend my own.
OMG Dirty: *narrows eyes at Card*
Arch mage144: I believe you.
Arch mage144: I prefer to spend my own money, as well.
Arch mage144: *grins*
Mekta satak kai: (No he doesn't!)
OMG Dirty: IM: Telling everyone that I am always at your pocket?
Arch mage144: IM: What I consider to be my money is occasionally somewhat loose.
UltimateKoD: (KoD: *audits Hak*)
Arch mage144: (He wouldn't find anything, really.)
Arch mage144: (His submitted expenses are totally correct.)
Arch mage144: (Hak: *escapes on a dragon*)
Mekta satak kai: *shrug* Working with the Prostitute's Guild. They wanted me to look into some things, and I've got nothing else to do.
Mekta satak kai: Running a couple of errands, that kind of thing.
UltimateKoD: *didn't hear that*
UltimateKoD: *if she wants him to be in her head all the time, she'll have to ask*
Mekta satak kai: IM: Killing priests. Vampire murderer priests with brainwashed idiotic followers that he'll probably just kill because he's a fucking evil priest.
Arch mage144: The Prostitute's Guild, eh?
Mekta satak kai: Yeah.
Arch mage144: Oh, yeah? What're they doing these days, besides the customers?
UltimateKoD: *interested in this*
OMG Dirty: *Snort*
Mekta satak kai: Same old thing, really. The house I'm staying in was worried about this religious nut and they sent me to see what was up. Turns out he's evil and whatnot. Huge fucking surprise.
UltimateKoD: Oh?
Mekta satak kai: So, that's kind of what I'm keeping an eye on right now.
Arch mage144: *quirks an eyebrow* Now you're talking about something interesting.
Arch mage144: An evil religious nut? I've dealt with a few of those.
Arch mage144: I'm reminded of a "Father Lagnus."
UltimateKoD: (Did Hak ever encounter Selendrile?)
Mekta satak kai: They were worried he'd go after the whores. Some do.
Mekta satak kai: I don't think he will, though. I just want to kill him now. Seems like a good idea.
Arch mage144: (I don't think so).
UltimateKoD: (Kay.)
Arch mage144: *laughs* You want to kill him, eh? What'd he do, aside from "be evil?"
UltimateKoD: (That's what I'd like to know!)
Mekta satak kai: Eh. Evil vampire priest deal...thing. I don't know what the history is.
Arch mage144: Whoa, whoa. Vampire?
Mekta satak kai: Yeah. Didn't I mention that?
Mekta satak kai: Guess not.
UltimateKoD: So his little cult was full of vampires?
UltimateKoD: (*going to be a bit of a devil's advocate*)
Mekta satak kai: I don't fucking know. Freaking... vampire with a bunch of followers. Baptising them by pouring a mixture of his blood and other stuff on them.
Mekta satak kai: This seems like a bad sign.
UltimateKoD: Indeed.
Mekta satak kai: That and the fact that this woman there was pretty damn convinced he was up to something, and I'm inclined to believe her.
UltimateKoD: Woman?
Mekta satak kai: Yeah, woman. She seemed like she'd know.
Arch mage144: *raises an eyebrow* Very interesting.
UltimateKoD: No name on this woman?
Arch mage144: I should like to investigate this myself.
OMG Dirty: (Si he did.)
Arch mage144: *cracks his knuckles*
OMG Dirty: (Hak was at the first one. With Rai'm, and Dae.)
Mekta satak kai: Her friends were calling her Jazz. Or alternately some other thing that made about as little sense.
Arch mage144: !
Arch mage144: Hey, I know Jazz.
UltimateKoD: Name sounds familiar... doesn't she work for the Castle?
OMG Dirty: o_O
Mekta satak kai: I don't know. Not my business.
CGNakibe: (Hmmm..)
Arch mage144: *raises an eyebrow* She's Castle staff? That I...don't know about. I should, in theory.
Arch mage144: She's Daenj'r's wife.
UltimateKoD: (Yep. She does... festivals and stuff.)
Arch mage144: He's a white mage. Ashuran.
UltimateKoD: (That wasn't supposed to be in parentheses.
UltimateKoD: )
OMG Dirty: (Jazz is VERY loosely employed to the fact, she doesn't know what the fuck her job is really. other than occasionally throw a party.)
Mekta satak kai: (*laughs*)
Arch mage144: (She and Hakaril can totally compete for that responsibility.)
OMG Dirty: (:P)
UltimateKoD: (KoD: You can throw more parties, really. ... and Hak, I'm cutting your budget. DRASTICALLY.)
OMG Dirty: (She even occasionally throws parties!)
UltimateKoD: ... well, we certainly know a lot about this woman, don't we?
Arch mage144: Er, I do.
Arch mage144: She likes to drink her husband's blood when he's intoxicated.
UltimateKoD: ...
Arch mage144: It's her preferred means of getting hammered.
Arch mage144: Kinky, if you ask me.
Mekta satak kai: That's... whatever makes them happy. You should see the things they do at the house sometimes.
Mekta satak kai: I try not to, personally.
Arch mage144: Yeah, I know. The Prostitute's Guild is intended to cater to a specific customer's needs.
Mekta satak kai: Yeah. They do more polymorphing than you'd think. *shudder*
Mekta satak kai: IM: Fucking furpiles.
Arch mage144: (Ew.)
Arch mage144: ...I'm somehow not surprised.
UltimateKoD: I am. IM: Ick.
Arch mage144: Why?
Arch mage144: You think it's weird that people like to have sex with, say, a nekojin?
UltimateKoD: No, not at all.
UltimateKoD: It's the actual CAT that disturbs me.
Arch mage144: I knew a cute nekojin girl when I was at Gunnir...*trails off*
UltimateKoD: (HA HAK'S A CLOSET FURRY OMG!)
Mekta satak kai: Can't fuck with cats. Seriously. They're too small. Or alterna-- you know. Never mind.
Mekta satak kai: Customers have asked some strange things.
Arch mage144: (*chokes a duck*)
Arch mage144: (Duck: *presents*)
UltimateKoD: (Oh, THAT'S what they call it these days...)
NYClark2: (( Huh? ))
Arch mage144: (No, no. To perform sexual favors on a duck, you have to choke it so that it'll drop its genetalia.)
Arch mage144: (They usually keep them internally.)
OMG Dirty: o_O
OMG Dirty: You guys have the problems.
Arch mage144: "The" problems
Arch mage144: *?
OMG Dirty: Yes.
Arch mage144: What problems are those?
Mekta satak kai: I don't have the problems. The customers have the problems. I just hear about them.
OMG Dirty: Discussing raping cats is considered the problems.
Mekta satak kai: *laughs*
UltimateKoD: (Brian, why you know that is a dark secret that should never be revealed.)
UltimateKoD: ... lets... talk about something else.
Arch mage144: (Wikipedia: "You searched for 'duck sex.' No page with that title exists.")
Arch mage144: (Damn!)
CGNakibe: (And people wonder why the internet is weird.)
Arch mage144: ("Many species in the stiff-tail duck family have relatively long penises, said McCracken, but more along the lines of 8 inches (20 centimeters).")
Arch mage144: (Jesus! That duck has a bigger cock than I do!)
UltimateKoD: Uh... oh. Dearest. Are you having one of those... showers... for children? Is that what it's called?
Arch mage144: (Proportionally speaking, that's terrifying!)
Mekta satak kai: (*screams*)
UltimateKoD: (What brought that on?)
UltimateKoD: (Oh, the terror.)
CGNakibe: (WARK? o.o)
UltimateKoD: (Monster Duck Penis Terrorizes Countryside! Thousands Run In Fear!)
OMG Dirty: ...A what?
UltimateKoD: Oh, one of those... parties, I suppose... where you get lots of gifts for your child? I think they call them showers... why is beyond me...
Mekta satak kai: You shower them with gifts and attention and crap?
UltimateKoD: That makes sense.
OMG Dirty: Never heard of it.
NYClark2: (( Man... that is a good reason to call it that. ))
UltimateKoD: (RP is nothing if not informative.)
Mekta satak kai: Do you want pregnancy gifts?
UltimateKoD: IM: It would cut down on things I would have to buy...
OMG Dirty: .....Who doesn't?
Mekta satak kai: Well, now you've heard of it.
UltimateKoD: I can always see if your family can come to town for it...
Arch mage144: You guys are talking about a baby shower, right?
UltimateKoD: THAT'S what it's called.
UltimateKoD: Thank you...
Arch mage144: Yeah, but at Gunnir it had something to do with making it rain whenever someone was giving birth.
UltimateKoD: ... that's... a bit of a silly joke.
Arch mage144: I think it had to do with a general misunderstanding, actually.
OMG Dirty: o_O That is what I thought when you first said it.
Arch mage144: An entire campus full of wizards tends to take things very literally.
UltimateKoD: (I bet they go to Tri Wizard Tourneys...)
UltimateKoD: (... *really needs Potter books 4, 5, and 6)
UltimateKoD: ... I'm kind of glad I never attended...
Arch mage144: Why?
UltimateKoD: Seems like I wouldn't have fit in...
NYClark2: (( Because wizards do not understand figurative language. Smart folks, them wizards. ))
Arch mage144: Not all wizards are like that.
Arch mage144: *points to himself*
UltimateKoD: Thank God...
UltimateKoD: *go ahead and note the lack of S, I don't mind*
CGNakibe: (Ishtar is displeased. >:{{{ )
OMG Dirty: (She hates hime!)
CGNakibe: (Not by much, but eh.)
OMG Dirty: IM: I bet school is a horrible place.
Mekta satak kai: I don't know. I think you could have fun if you tried, Sal. *grin*
Mekta satak kai: Eventually you wouldn't be able to help yourself.
UltimateKoD: *smirk* It'd take a lot, dear sister.
UltimateKoD: (You never realize how much you miss a popup blocker till you don't have one... *surfing OCRemix*)
Arch mage144: Gunnir is a fantastic place.
OMG Dirty: *has turned just a bit, and idely checking out that necklace!*
Mekta satak kai: *She can switch between pendants as her reproductive needs require*
OMG Dirty: *indeed, strange strange magic*
Arch mage144: *but useful!*
OMG Dirty: *arranges it so that the red amulet is on, and closes the box again, waiting until home to put it on, so card won't notice anything*
OMG Dirty: (Daaaaamn right.)
Mekta satak kai: (Shakti's got the hookups.)
Arch mage144: o.o
Arch mage144: What's that?
UltimateKoD: I would imagine. But I liked private tutoring.
UltimateKoD: And what's what?
Arch mage144: That. The magical amulet you're wearing
Arch mage144: *playing with
UltimateKoD: o.o Dear, where'd you get that?
UltimateKoD: (She went idle. Just play some solitaire till she returns.)
OMG Dirty: (ARG
OMG Dirty: (Sorry.)
OMG Dirty: (Attack of the incessant mother.)
UltimateKoD: (I adore that woman.)
OMG Dirty: <_<
OMG Dirty: Um.
OMG Dirty: .....At the store I work at.
OMG Dirty: OH!
OMG Dirty: You mean this magical amulet.
OMG Dirty: >_> <_<
OMG Dirty: *Is wearing several necklaces, it's viable!*
OMG Dirty: *mutter* Shakti gave it to me.
UltimateKoD: ... oh?
UltimateKoD: Sister, how nice of you...
Mekta satak kai: ....
Mekta satak kai: That's me. I'm awesome. ¬_¬
UltimateKoD: IM: Yep. Something's up.
OMG Dirty: <_<
Mekta satak kai: *clears throat awkwardly*
UltimateKoD: *will pursue this later*
OMG Dirty: IM: CHANGE OF SUBJECT.
OMG Dirty: (Oh you bet he will.)
Mekta satak kai: (Ew.)
OMG Dirty: (HA! I win points!)
Arch mage144: *raises an eyebrow*
UltimateKoD: (Shock value points?)
Arch mage144: That's an enchantment I don't recognize at all.
OMG Dirty: (Damn right.)
UltimateKoD: Must be rare, then...
OMG Dirty: *Shifts her weight from side to side*
UltimateKoD: ... OK, now who's keeping secrets?
Mekta satak kai: It was the idea of one of the ladies. She thought that if my *repressed distaste* sister in law was going to have a child, there might be something they could do.
Mekta satak kai: Beyond that, it's Farida's business and not mine.
Mekta satak kai: IM: There. You fend off the curious mages.
OMG Dirty: IM:......Fucking curiosity.
UltimateKoD: ... huh.
OMG Dirty: .....IM: Wow, better watch that.
UltimateKoD: Well, we can... discuss it at home, dear. Who's up for some food?
Mekta satak kai: (I can't be up until o-dark-hundred tonight, since I have to work tomorrow. But I don't need to go to bed yet.)
Arch mage144: *raises an eyebrow* I see.
OMG Dirty: Me.
OMG Dirty: I was going to cook, but if we're talking a resturaunt, that is a much better idea.
Arch mage144: Food is good.
Mekta satak kai: Agreed. Eating things that are edible is the correct choice. Where are we going? Any ideas?
UltimateKoD: ... IH?
Arch mage144: (...IH?)
NYClark2: (( Ivory Horn... I believe ))
Mekta satak kai: You mean the Ivory Horn? Sure. Whatever.
Mekta satak kai: (We know. It's just odd IC.)
UltimateKoD: (Odd, but not unacceptable.)
NYClark2: (( Yeah, it doesn't roll off the tongue like "the JD" ))
Mekta satak kai: (Indeed.)
OMG Dirty: That will do!
OMG Dirty: IM: Better yet. No cooking.
UltimateKoD: Well, should be this way... let's go, folks.
UltimateKoD: IM: It'll be nice to have a meal with my sister...
Mekta satak kai: *follows Cardinal*
Arch mage144: *goes!*
Mekta satak kai: IM: Last time I was here some dumb fuck lectured me on the practicalities of torture. I almost hope he's here.
OMG Dirty: *Follows OMG*
Mekta satak kai: IM: Unless I want to eat. And I probably wouldn't. Too busy killing.
Mekta satak kai: IM: And then my appetite would be all up and then I'd have nothing to eat because they'd kick me out.
Mekta satak kai: IM: So I guess skipping right to dinner is nice, too.
UltimateKoD: *opens his arm just a bit, in case "Freddy" wants to take it*
OMG Dirty: *Still rather annoyed with CArd, but sees the invitation and takes it*
UltimateKoD: *pats her hand, smiling*
Mekta satak kai: IM: Oh, honestly.
OMG Dirty: *Gives him a pinch*
UltimateKoD: Ow! ... and that was for?
OMG Dirty: *Smile/smirks*
OMG Dirty: Oh, everything, really.
UltimateKoD: ... so a standard pinch, then.
OMG Dirty: No. You definately earned it.
OMG Dirty: (I tire. and this is slower than hell.)
UltimateKoD: (It is a nice place to end...)
OMG Dirty: (Yeah. Night guys.)
OMG Dirty has left the room.
UltimateKoD: (Yeah, night kids.
UltimateKoD has left the room.