You have just entered room "gohereifyouwanna."
NYClark2 has entered the room.
NYClark2: (( It worked! ))
TheWaiChibiAngel has entered the room.
EternalDragonAya has entered the room.
PsychoQuadDuck has entered the room.
PsychoQuadDuck: (Hmmm.... first thing we need to figure out is where this is gonna be. Or is this already plot-driven?)
PsychoQuadDuck has left the room.
Mekta satak kai: (Still waiting for Lex)
PsychoQuadDuck has entered the room.
PsychoQuadDuck: (Alright, time to see if this is unfrozen yet.)
Mekta satak kai: (Still waiting for Lex.)
NYClark2: (( Figuring out what it is gonna be I think. ))
PsychoQuadDuck: (Okay, there we go. By the way, does this already have a plot designated to it?)
Mekta satak kai: (Depends on whom I get. Probably not, but if something hits me I may steal it for plot purposes. Why?)
NYClark2: (( Nope. I think it has nothing designated to it, except maybe the interest of prospective RPers ))
CGNakibe has entered the room.
PsychoQuadDuck: (If people desire a plot, I might be able to come up with one, especially since I had two, maybe three ideas floating in my head. I'd probably combine two of them.)
PsychoQuadDuck: (If we don't want plot, one of those ideas still becomes viable for an incident in CI.)
OMG Dirty has entered the room.
NYClark2: (( I was hoping for CI, so I can try dusting off on of my little used characters. Practically new. ))
NYClark2: (( -on* ))
PsychoQuadDuck: (Okay. I can probably come up with one or maybe two short incidents, then.)
OMG Dirty: (:D Rp Lex is for. She has to run to the store. but will be gone five minutes. Then she is all over that.)
OMG Dirty: (is this okay?)
Mekta satak kai: (I am okay with that. S'not too long to wait for me provided other people are okay with it.)
NYClark2: (( Sounds okay to me. ))
PsychoQuadDuck: (Works fine for me.)
OMG Dirty: (Sweet. Let me motor out and I'll be right back. Barring world war.)
PsychoQuadDuck: (Can people read this okay?)
Mekta satak kai: (I can.)
NYClark2: (( How about this? ))
PsychoQuadDuck: (Looks fine to me.)
PsychoQuadDuck: (Okay, funky things are happening to my font. Back in a bit.)
NYClark2: (( Looks like all his font powers drained away, restoring him to a default font state. ))
PsychoQuadDuck: (Alright, for some reason this doesn't want to hold on to any colors or formats. Or does it?)
PsychoQuadDuck: (Okay, for some reason it goes back to defaults all the time. So how do I fix it? Change the defaults of course.)
NYClark2: (( That'll show em. ))
PsychoQuadDuck: (Um.... are we that insistent on waiting for Lex?)
Mekta satak kai: (You guys can go ahead. I had something I wanted to discuss with her.)
PsychoQuadDuck: (Alrighty..... so what location should we use for this? I motion for either Doma Park or the streets.)
Mekta satak kai: (I don't know and have no opinion.)
Mekta satak kai: (You guys go ahead.)
OMG Dirty: (I'm here!)
OMG Dirty: (sorry sorry!)
OMG Dirty: (O_o Some evil bastard tried to run me off the highway.)
NYClark2: (( Ack! Are you ok? ))
PsychoQuadDuck: (Clark! We need to get things going, such as establishing a location. Since few others responded I ask you.)
NYClark2: (( Me? ))
OMG Dirty: (I'm fine. But I damn nearly wasn't.)
PsychoQuadDuck: (Yes.)
OMG Dirty: (HE nearly rams me off the road, and makes me swerve to avoid getting rear ended at 70+, and I nearly hit another fucking car. THEN HE FLIPS ME OFF?!)
NYClark2: (( I vote for the typical tavern, I mean, one of our lovely drinking/sleeping establishments ))
OMG Dirty: (A setting works. Any. I don't careth.)
PsychoQuadDuck: (Alright, in that case I suggest the Ivory Horn. I can run my little incident just outside it.)
NYClark2: (( Ok ))
PsychoQuadDuck: (Also: Lex: Damn. Just when you need a police officer....)
PsychoQuadDuck: (You finish that statement however you want.)
NYClark2: (( Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water... ))
OMG Dirty: (e_e I do.)
OMG Dirty: (Thankfully I live in the same building as three.)
OMG Dirty: (>_> A burglar would have to be a damn fool to pull shenanigans here. I've got three squad cars next to mine. That's fantastic insurance.)
PsychoQuadDuck: (Did you happen to get the license plate of the belligerent (did I spell that right?) driver?)
OMG Dirty: (Nope. Going to fast. Highway shenanigans.)
OMG Dirty: (And I was too busy shouting prayers and naughty things.)
CGNakibe: (Hijinx are better than shenanigans. >:{)
OMG Dirty: (Less drama, more RP!)
PsychoQuadDuck: (Anyway, I'm not sure who should start the RP. Mine requires some leadup but in a desperate situation I may be able to start us off.)
CGNakibe: (Also Lex: People like that piss me off. Greatly.)
NYClark2: ::And so we have the Ivory Horn on a typical evening. With a few nondescript customers in the background, for background's sake::
PsychoQuadDuck: (I still can't start my bit yet, I might point out.)
NYClark2: ::When not so suddenly, or even very rapidly, a young, slightly tan, man (see: NOT PALE), wearing the typical robes of the whitemage and carrying a slightly heavy looking book under one arm, and a walking stick in the other enters::
OMG Dirty: (So the white mage walks into the bar......)
OMG Dirty: (And says OUCH!)
NYClark2: (( And then heals himself! ))
OMG Dirty: (DAMN! Beat me to the punchline.)
PsychoQuadDuck: (I need at least one other to enter before I can run my little bit.)
OMG Dirty: <Jazz Ann Tymisonn, vampire>
Mekta satak kai: (a picture or maybe two)
Mekta satak kai: <Tassi Abigail Wells, healer>
NYClark2: ::He brushes some leaves out of his somewhat short hair, and looks for a place to sit::
OMG Dirty: *Followed shortly by someone who is pale. The not right sort of pale. The "OH god, oh god!" pale. With bright red eyes!*
OMG Dirty: *SHe wears a long patchwork coat of bright colors and black tights under that, and a bell round her throat*
NYClark2: <Josua Silver, aspiring white mage>
OMG Dirty: *Gives a quick look about, for a familiar drinking buddy...but sees none, so heads for a table, jingling as she goes!*
PsychoQuadDuck: (That name has got to be able to cause some confusion if a directory of who's who in all of Doma were ever made.)
Mekta satak kai: (Oh, and the other character I'll be playing tonight.)
Mekta satak kai: <Pele>
OMG Dirty: (I haven't drawn jazz in ages.(aside from that silly maid picture.) I believe I shall doodle while I rp!)
NYClark2: ::Heads to an empty table, and sets the book down with an audible *thump* and sighs slightly, putting a hand to his chest and sitting down::
NYClark2: (( I say it again, you dern people and your dern drawing skills. ))
NYClark2: (( I have to rely on the written word to describe my characters. ))
OMG Dirty: *eyes the newbie white mage with the slightest trace of distaste, and orders herself a nice glass of red wine!*
Mekta satak kai: *A blonde walks into a bar.*
NYClark2: (( And doesn't even notice? ))
NYClark2: (( "Har ha bloneds aer dum" ))
Mekta satak kai: *Though evening draws an interesting crowd. Some are vampires, and some are simply nocturnal animals. The animal accompanying Tassi falls into the second category. She's followed by a full-grown badger on a leash.*
Mekta satak kai: *She's wearing a pink wool overcoat over a light blue broomstick skirt. The badger's about the size of a small dog and looks like a badger.*
TheWaiChibiAngel: (Pele!)
Mekta satak kai: (I forgot you were in here, Shini!)
OMG Dirty: o_O
TheWaiChibiAngel: ( :-( )
Mekta satak kai: *Walks to the bar with a friendly wave to the man dressed as a white mage. Astonishingly enough, Pele is behaving.*
Mekta satak kai: Hello, Jazz.
NYClark2: ::Is neither a vampire nor a badger, and orders a bowl of tomato soup from the waitstaff::
Mekta satak kai: *orders her usual evening whiskey*
NYClark2: ::Waves back to the woman slowly, and notices the badger::
OMG Dirty: IM: Alright. I gotta ask.
OMG Dirty: Hello Tassi.
OMG Dirty: ......*raises an eyebrow and gives a questioning look about the badger*
Mekta satak kai: Oh, Pele. *speaks with a marked Baronian accent* I suppose you haven't been introduced, then.
NYClark2: IM: Well, it is on a leash.
Mekta satak kai: I actually haven't been caring for him lately.
Mekta satak kai: He's needed some... lessons in ettiquette. But he's a good deal better now.
Mekta satak kai: Pele: *sniffs Jazz, seems confused, sniffs again, gives up*
OMG Dirty: .....*reaches down in an attempt to pet it*
OMG Dirty: 6_6 And I thought lapdragons were an interesting sight.
Mekta satak kai: *crouches down to the ground but allows it*
Mekta satak kai: Pele: 9_9
Mekta satak kai: Well, I met him a few months ago in the park. He seemed... diseased at the time. I've been caring for him but, while I'm usually quite good with animals, an adolescent badger was a little much even for me.
Mekta satak kai: A Druid has been teaching him some rules of public behavior.
PsychoQuadDuck: *unfortunately, before the conversation can go too much farther, there is a scream outside. A scream that is distinctly female*
OMG Dirty: (Blast! PHONE!)
PsychoQuadDuck: (Sorry, but that was the best incident intro I could develop for this situation.)
NYClark2: (( Ono! Someone hijacked the president! ))
Mekta satak kai: (I'm waiting for Lex, but I'm with you.)
PsychoQuadDuck: (Unless they do something about it there's not much I can use to continue it.)
Mekta satak kai: (Tassi will.)
NYClark2: (( Josua will too. But let's wait for Lex anyway ))
PsychoQuadDuck: (Alright, then I will.)
OMG Dirty: (alright. good to go.)
NYClark2: (( Welcome back ))
OMG Dirty: (I'm still talking but I'm good.)
Mekta satak kai: *Without a word, Tassi drops the leash and rushes out the door, leaving Pele to decide what to do for himself. Luckily, he follows*
NYClark2: ::Josua looks up in the general direction of the scream, then stands, grabs the book and starts for the door::
PsychoQuadDuck: *what Tassi discovers is... odd. Not odd in the fact that it's an assault in progress, or that the victim is female.*
OMG Dirty: *Follows!*
PsychoQuadDuck: *I should also point that the victim is human, by the way*
Mekta satak kai: (....Ye gods.)
PsychoQuadDuck: *It's the perp that's odd - it looks like an inky black tortoise, without much in the way of features except for two spikes on his elbows*
NYClark2: ::Is also discovering this oddness:: What is... that?
Mekta satak kai: (Is he accompanied by the Shredder?)
OMG Dirty: (*SNICKER*)
OMG Dirty: o_O Well shit.
PsychoQuadDuck: (I knew I was going to get that joke sooner or later. No, I derived from something else - revealed later of course.)
NYClark2: (( Is this thing humanoid? Or just a big tortoise? ))
PsychoQuadDuck: (Humanoid, but only in the fact he's on two legs.)
NYClark2: (( Or just a normal sized tortoise, even. ))
PsychoQuadDuck: *and apparently the.... thing is paying no attention to the trio*
Mekta satak kai: *Notices that it's ignoring them. Pulls a small mace from her backpack. It glows like the damn sun. Light streams out of it, hopefully attracting it's attention for at least a moment.*
Mekta satak kai: *Swings it at the thing to make it notice her.*
NYClark2: ::Averts his eyes a bit, damn that was a brightun::
OMG Dirty: *Forms a small fireball in her hand* HEY. Knock it off!
PsychoQuadDuck: *the creature subsequently takes a swipe at the mace - it's noteworthy that its movements are rather stiff*
OMG Dirty: *Well....it is a turtle.*
PsychoQuadDuck: *I mean, stiff even for a turtle.*
OMG Dirty: Hey, fuck head.
Mekta satak kai: Jazz, I can't kill this. Distract it and I'll take care of the woman.
OMG Dirty: Gotcha!
OMG Dirty: *throws a small fireball at it*
OMG Dirty: (Do I need to roll....etc?)
OMG Dirty: (How is this to be done?)
Mekta satak kai: (Indeed.)
NYClark2: ::Now that the turtle is occupied, he makes his way over to the woman:: Are you alright, miss?
PsychoQuadDuck: (Nah, not this time. I'll tell you when you need to roll (it'd be d6 as usual) for it, but not that first fireball.)
PsychoQuadDuck: *the woman is, quite simply, cowering - hey, she was just the victim of an assault here, and almost ANYONE in that situation would be scared*
Mekta satak kai: *to Josua* Get her out of here, now!
Mekta satak kai: I'll follow you.
Mekta satak kai: *to Jazz* Normally I'd stay to heal you, but... *wince* I really can't.
OMG Dirty: <_< Eh, I got that covered.
OMG Dirty: *makes a shooing motion at Tassi*
NYClark2: Ahh... ok. ::puts the book under the arm holding his walking stick, and offers his now empty hand to the woman:: Can you stand?
PsychoQuadDuck: *as for our creature, that fireball hits - burning part of his inkiness away to reveal a lighter tone, but the blackness closes up*
PsychoQuadDuck: (Damn thing kept refusing to send for size reasons.)
Mekta satak kai: *She needs no further encouragement and goes to help Josua with the lady.*
OMG Dirty: Interestin'....
PsychoQuadDuck: *the woman doesn't respond - she seems to be in a little too much trauma*
Mekta satak kai: *throws an arm over the woman's shoulder and attempts to lead her away, out of sight of the tortoise*
PsychoQuadDuck: *funny thing - she doesn't resist it at all. Hopefully this is a unique case for Doman women*
NYClark2: Ahh... she seems to be out of it. . ::Helps as much as he can from the other side, which turns out to be not that much:: Hopefully getting her away from that thing will help her calm down.
Mekta satak kai: *Leads her the hell away*
PsychoQuadDuck: *by the way, what's Pele up to? I know the badger followed Tassi out of the bar, but what after that?*
Mekta satak kai: It's all right. You're going to be fine, it's being taken care of, I promise.
OMG Dirty: *Begins muttering under her breath, fangs showing, her pale hands dancing in front of her*
Mekta satak kai: *Pele's staying with Tassi. He learned to heel.*
OMG Dirty: *The air around Mr. Turtle is getting quite hot!*
NYClark2: (( So Tassi is a heeler and a healer? ))
OMG Dirty: *Attempts to cast her Ignite spell I told you about*
Mekta satak kai: (Sure.)
PsychoQuadDuck: *she finally speaks up* I- I was just talking to him a- *still kinda terrified*
NYClark2: (( What the fuck? ))
PsychoQuadDuck: (I say give that a d8.)
NYClark2: (( Your previous post looks like shredded wheat ))
Mekta satak kai: It's all right. You can wait a moment to calm down a bit. You're going to be all right.
PsychoQuadDuck: (...I just put it in italics is all, Clark.)
PsychoQuadDuck: (Seems kinda subtle to me, actually.)
Mekta satak kai: (It tilts it really far with your font, Div.)
NYClark2: (( No, it is glitched up somehow ))
Mekta satak kai: (Oh, well that's another problem entirely, then.)
NYClark2: (( When I highlight it, it looks like it changes ))
OnlineHost: OMG Dirty rolled 1 8-sided die: 4
NYClark2: (( Can you repost it or IM it ot me or something? ))
PsychoQuadDuck: (This computer limits my text options sadly. Let me try something.)
NYClark2: (( Ok ))
PsychoQuadDuck: *part of the turtle is lit aflame - mainly around the chest. But the fire's having trouble eating away at the inkiness*
PsychoQuadDuck: (If that didn't change my text at all, I have no other options. I am too limited by this machine's AIM client.)
Mekta satak kai: (That changed it. It's a different font.)
NYClark2: It's ok, take a deep breath.
PsychoQuadDuck: (Who COULD read that message from before at all?)
NYClark2: (( I copied the post into word to read it. ))
Mekta satak kai: (I could.)
NYClark2: (( I don't really want to have to do that every time the woman speaks ))
OMG Dirty: *sigh* Okay.
PsychoQuadDuck: (Does it slant that much with this one?)
OMG Dirty: Fine. Magic sucks on you.
NYClark2: (( Nope ))
OMG Dirty: *digs in that patchwork coat*
Mekta satak kai: (No. It's a nice font.)
OMG Dirty: *And pulls out a handfull of small firecracker like explosives and starts hurling them at him*
NYClark2: (( It wasn't a slant problem, it was a "it's been sliced up" problem. it looked like venetian blinds ))
NYClark2: (( That font italicizes fine ))
Mekta satak kai: *looks back nervously toward Jazz* IM: I really hate walking away from a fight. It feels wrong.
PsychoQuadDuck: *the woman is having a lot of trouble staying calm, despite two people trying to help*
PsychoQuadDuck: *the creature tries to take a swipe at Jazz*
PsychoQuadDuck: (I hope the dice roller works the same...)
PsychoQuadDuck: (....nope.)
Mekta satak kai: Look, nothing's going to happen to you. I'm a healer and I won't let it. All right? The woman taking care of that creature is going to keep it away from us. It's all right. I trust her.
PsychoQuadDuck: (Someone care to roll a d4 for me?)
Mekta satak kai: IM: I said that! Goddess!
OnlineHost: Mekta satak kai rolled 1 4-sided die: 2
PsychoQuadDuck: (My client doesn't allow dice rolling for some reason.)
Mekta satak kai: (Odd.)
Mekta satak kai: (You... need a new one.)
NYClark2: I'm... also a healer...
NYClark2: IM: Sort of...
PsychoQuadDuck: *of course, the stiffness all but assures a miss*
Mekta satak kai: There, you see? Two healers. *looks down* And a badger. Which I'll explain another time. *brief smile*
NYClark2: Umm... not to seem pessimistic or worrisome but... Is there any particular place we are going to? Or are we simply trying to get away from that thing?
OMG Dirty: (there are tons of dice rollers online.)
Mekta satak kai: I'm just getting away from it. *to the woman* Do you want to go back to my shrine, or is there somewhere else you'd be more comfortable?
PsychoQuadDuck: *the woman finally speaks again* Just... t-take me somewhere I w-won't have to deal with that.... thing!
Mekta satak kai: All right. I can take you to a temple not far from here. It's not where I'm working right now, but they know me and it'll be fine.
Mekta satak kai: *points down the street* It's a block that way. Is that all right?
OMG Dirty: *Throws another round of firecrackers at it*
PsychoQuadDuck: *the first round of firecrackers didn't seem to do too much, but on the second...*
PsychoQuadDuck: *that inkiness does something unexpected and melts off of the tortoise completely. What this leaves...*
NYClark2: I think that is likely a good idea. We can look to any wounds you may have there.
PsychoQuadDuck: *...is a more realistic tortoise, with a shell reaching from the neck and shoulders to about half down the thighs. Two things are off.*
PsychoQuadDuck: *One, it looks like he's wearing clothing underneath the shell rather than outside it. Second, there's numerous weapons strapped to him*
PsychoQuadDuck: *Two knives on each upper arm and lower thigh, plus a boomerang strapped to each lower arm - the cause of the spikes. Said tortoise...*
OMG Dirty: (.......ninja turtle)
PsychoQuadDuck: *...falls limply to the ground, while the inkiness tries to escape*
OMG Dirty: (I ripped off his ninja duds!)
CGNakibe: (Wasn't there one called Spike?)
CGNakibe: (Oh, Tokka. The second movie.)
OMG Dirty: ....
NYClark2: (( You mean Slash? ))
PsychoQuadDuck: (Still the wrong reference, I dare say.)
CGNakibe: (Bah. Been a while. Thanks Clark.)
OMG Dirty: *Throws another round of explosives at the blackness*
CGNakibe: (Daring isn't rewarded at THIS company, mister. e.e)
NYClark2: (( Jazz attacks the darkness! ))
PsychoQuadDuck: (For my sake, can we just assume the victim's been taken to a temple?)
Mekta satak kai: (Two points for Clark.)
OMG Dirty: (Or a gazebo!)
Mekta satak kai: (Sure. I was waiting for her to reply in some way.)
NYClark2: (( Ok ))
Mekta satak kai: *Tassi leads them to a temple nearby. The healers there seem surprised to see her, but they don't question it.*
PsychoQuadDuck: *that inkiness just continues to try and escape - the firecrackers at this point don't seem to offer much effect*
NYClark2: IM: These guys all know what they're doing.
PsychoQuadDuck: *as for our tortoise buddy, he's lying on the ground, rather dazed*
OMG Dirty: .....
OMG Dirty: IM: Okay. Fire's a no go.....Neither are explosives....
OMG Dirty: *pulls a small vial from another patchwork pocket*
OMG Dirty: *And smashes it on the ground over the STUFF*
NYClark2: This woman was attacked by some... thing.
OMG Dirty: *And goodness golly Miss Molly, It's highly stinky!*
PsychoQuadDuck: *the inkiness, struck directly, responds by.... splitting. And it's escaping at a faster rate now*
Mekta satak kai: I don't actually know what it was either. I'll call you if we need your help, all right? *to Pele* Pele, go play with Trisha.
Mekta satak kai: Pele: *goes to harass one of the younger girls*
PsychoQuadDuck: *however, the foul stench has gotten the attention of the tortoise, and he turns to his side (leaning on those limbs more)*
OMG Dirty: o_O Shit.
PsychoQuadDuck: *and the tortoise finally speaks, in a kinda rough tone with an unfamiliar accent* Egad, that's awfel!
OMG Dirty: Magical peace of crap!
OMG Dirty: *looks to the turtle man*
OMG Dirty: .....Twitch one ugly limb, and I'll blow it off.
PsychoQuadDuck: What'sith the trigger pleaser, lady?
Mekta satak kai: Hold on, I'm just going to quickly make sure you're all right. *checks the woman for injuries*
PsychoQuadDuck: *the woman's physical injuries don't look that severe - the group must have arrived right at the start of the problem*
OMG Dirty: (Did the turtle say that?)
NYClark2: ::Wonders if he'll actually be able to do much if the woman is seriously injured::
Mekta satak kai: *Heals whatever's wrong with her, even if it's just minor scrapes*
Mekta satak kai: *Sigh of relief that it wasn't worse*
NYClark2: ::Also makes with the minor healing::
Mekta satak kai: *to Josua* Thank you.
PsychoQuadDuck: (Yes.)
NYClark2: Ahh... ::nods:: You're welcome. Glad I was able to help.
PsychoQuadDuck: (I'd have used italics if it were the victim, and I'm leaving the other relevant characters in the hands of Ash and Clark.)
OMG Dirty: Just shut up.
NYClark2: I'm Josua, by the way. Josua Silver. ::Offers a hand to the healer lady::
Mekta satak kai: (I'm just inventing NPCs for the hell of it. They're not important at the moment.)
OMG Dirty: And stay put.
OMG Dirty: IM: THINK JAZZ.
Mekta satak kai: *takes and shakes* Tassi Abigail Wells. Good to meet you.
NYClark2: ::Nods:: Nice to meet you too.
OMG Dirty: .........
OMG Dirty: What is that stuff. Tell me now!
PsychoQuadDuck: Hell if I know. I jus recall suddely being blinded by darkness.
PsychoQuadDuck: (Typos are intentional in this scenario.)
Mekta satak kai: (I figured.)
OMG Dirty: .........
OMG Dirty: Fine.
OMG Dirty: ......IM: Worth a shot.
Mekta satak kai: IM: I hope Jazz is all right. She really can't follow us here. Or at least she certainly wouldn't want to.
OMG Dirty: *Uses a bit of shadow based magic on it*
PsychoQuadDuck: *the targeted puddle grows, but slows down. The other shadow glob is at the point where chasing it is now or never*
NYClark2: (( Am I correct in presuming that the other WMs are taking care of the woman now? ))
PsychoQuadDuck: (Likely.)
Mekta satak kai: (I don't know. I keep waiting for her to do something.)
Mekta satak kai: (And she... doesn't.)
NYClark2: (( ::shrug:: Happy healer conversation time then ))
Mekta satak kai: (I guess.)
Mekta satak kai: (I don't know. Hold on.)
NYClark2: (( Ok ::holds on:: ))
OMG Dirty: (*Holds)
Mekta satak kai: *to the woman* Listen, if you're all right here, we're going to go back and make sure our friend is all right. If you need anything, the ladies here will help you out. They know me and it'll go on my tab.
Mekta satak kai: *clicks her tongue at Pele* IM: I need to go check on what's happening back there.
Mekta satak kai: Josua, do you want to stay here, or would you like to come along?
NYClark2: Ahh, I think I'll come along. You're friend might need some tending to after dealing with that thing.
NYClark2: Your*
NYClark2: (( dammit... I hate doing that ))
Mekta satak kai: *sighs as she's walking out the door* She's a vampire. Your healing will likely do her little good.
Mekta satak kai: Neither will mine.
Mekta satak kai: Pele: *follows, casually sniffing Josua as he ambles along*
PsychoQuadDuck: *the inky blob that had been augmented continues to try to make a break for it. As for the small one, it's gone by now*
PsychoQuadDuck: (Sorry, a lot going in the background here.)
NYClark2: Hm? ::Follows along:: A vampire? Well... she did seem more than a bit pale.
NYClark2: But, I doubt I'll be much help back there either. The professionals have it well in hand.
Mekta satak kai: Yes. So we might not be of much use. Still... *breaks into a jog*
Mekta satak kai: *Heading toward Jazz and the other stuff*
NYClark2: ::Picks up the pace a bit as well, but not much for some reason::
PsychoQuadDuck: *meanwhile, our tortoise friend tries to make an effort to get in a more comfortable position - on his hands and knees, precisely*
NYClark2: ::He does not keep pace with her, but does follow along::
OMG Dirty: Damnit.
OMG Dirty: FUCK.
OMG Dirty: *points at the inkiness* You stay put you nasty bastard.
OMG Dirty: *tries once again to set the whole thing alight*
OMG Dirty: *Ignitey!*
PsychoQuadDuck: *bad thing is apparently, when in blob form, the stuff is much harder to light*
Mekta satak kai: *catches up to Jazz and the other stuff*
Mekta satak kai: *logical jump* What is that? Would holy magic do any good?
OMG Dirty: o_O Dunno.
OMG Dirty: Try it.
OMG Dirty: Let me get the hell out of the way first.
NYClark2: ::And soon after, catches up to Tassi, and leans on his walking staff, panting a bit::
OMG Dirty: *makes a clear path from in front of Tassi and the blob*
NYClark2: ::Looks at the blob, still catching his breath:: What is ::pant:: that?
Mekta satak kai: *waits for Jazz to be well away before letting off a mild healing spell as a tester*
PsychoQuadDuck: *the tortoise makes an attempt to stand at this point, while the blob is still trying to get away*
PsychoQuadDuck: *but said blob bubbles and fumes the moment the healing spell hits*
Mekta satak kai: *pleased grin*
Mekta satak kai: *hits whatever's left with more healing spells---divide that up systematically how you will*
NYClark2: ::When he catches his breath he sends a few weak healing spells the blob's way as well::
PsychoQuadDuck: *there is more bubbling, fuming, and eventually the thing just evaporates from the stress of standard healing magic*
Mekta satak kai: *as soon as it's gone she stops and glances over to make sure Jazz isn't having an allergic reaction or something*
NYClark2: Well... it's gone... whatever it was.
PsychoQuadDuck: *the tortoise, meanwhile, is on his feet, and by now, surely his new look has been noticed by the two that just rearrived*
OMG Dirty: *looking mildly freaked out and ready to bolt, actually*
Mekta satak kai: I'm done, Jazz.
Mekta satak kai: You all right?
Mekta satak kai: IM: Worried about a bloody vampire. This is what happens. I'd heard people go to Doma and end up going strange, but this is really something entirely other.
NYClark2: Sorry about that... ahh... miss.
OMG Dirty: ......Bit nauseous.
OMG Dirty: But alright.
Mekta satak kai: *nods to Jazz*
Mekta satak kai: You. *points to the tortoise* Explain yourself. This instant.
NYClark2: ::Looks to the tortoise:: Ahh... yes.
NYClark2: IM: Assuming it can talk.
PsychoQuadDuck: You know abot as much of this as I do. I was jus talking to her and all of a sudden a leg feels cold.
OMG Dirty: <_<
PsychoQuadDuck: Next thin I know I'm blind and unable to move.
OMG Dirty: I set the damn thing on fire enough, and it melted off him.
Mekta satak kai: *slow nod* That's... highly unusual.
PsychoQuadDuck: ....now that I noice, my arms and legs feel very sore.
OMG Dirty: .......Aversion to holy magic.
NYClark2: Well, whatever it was, it did not care much for healing magic.
OMG Dirty: Very strange. I've not heard of anything like this.
PsychoQuadDuck: (My incident, although taking longer than I predicted, is essentially over except for any interaction with the tortoise.)
Mekta satak kai: So. Who are you?
PsychoQuadDuck: (Any such interaction must be limited, though, because I can only stay up for about 20 more minutes.)
Mekta satak kai: I presume you can tell me that.
PsychoQuadDuck: Me? Trealinzomavor. Jus call me Trevor thogh.
OMG Dirty: ....Trevor Turtle.
OMG Dirty: Got it.
OMG Dirty: ....Did you know that lady?
Mekta satak kai: My name is Tassi, and I don't know if you're aware, but there's a very frightened woman not far from here whom you attacked not long ago. And you're telling me you know nothing about it? Nothing useful at all? *eyebrow*
PsychoQuadDuck: .....I did what to her?
Mekta satak kai: You attacked her.
NYClark2: My name is Josua. You gave that woman quite a shock and a few scrapes, you know. Luckily it was nothing more.
Mekta satak kai: Pele: *sits on Jazz's foot*
Mekta satak kai: Pele: *weighs nearly 30 lbs*
PsychoQuadDuck: ....quit hassling for what's out of my control. I told you I was unable to move during the whole thing.
PsychoQuadDuck: I'd tried to ask her for directions before this shit happend.
OMG Dirty: *looks*
OMG Dirty: ......*Tries to unwedge foot*
Mekta satak kai: *Pele looks up at her balefully. She is trying to take his seat, after all.*
Mekta satak kai: *With a long-suffering look, he stands and sits next to her.*
NYClark2: We're not hassling. We just are trying to find out what happened. And also letting you know what happened apparently.
NYClark2: All that woman knows is that you attacked her, so if you can't explain yourself, you might have more than being lost to worry about.
PsychoQuadDuck: I've aready given my explanation. I tried to ask her for directions and the.... thing took advantge.
OMG Dirty: *Shakes her head and pats the thing*
OMG Dirty: .....Who was the woman?
PsychoQuadDuck: *if they will recall, the woman did say she WAS talking to him and SOMETHING happened - she'd been too terrified to explain*
NYClark2: A healing temple down the road.
PsychoQuadDuck: I had met her only a little ago...... she claimed to know someone I was to meet when I asked.
Mekta satak kai: Who?
PsychoQuadDuck: The last name of the girl I needed to meet was Hester.... nothing of the first name though. The Hester girl wanted aid in security.
OMG Dirty: .....You stopped to ask for directions, and she was trying to give you a job?
OMG Dirty: I'm a bit confused her, Trev.
Mekta satak kai: I think he was looking for a job with someone else, asked this woman for directions, and then chaos descended upon them or something.
Mekta satak kai: *shrugs*
PsychoQuadDuck: No. I already was asked for the job before I got here. I asked around and this woman happened to know the the girl.
NYClark2: I think he already had the job, and she knew where he was going.
PsychoQuadDuck: (Skip the fact that there's two 'the' s at the end.)
Mekta satak kai: Look. Good luck with your job. Just understand that totally random attacks in the street worry people.
Mekta satak kai: If the problem has been resolved, then it's been resolved.
PsychoQuadDuck: IM: I explain this to them, and they STILL are harassing me acting like I'm the guilty one.
Mekta satak kai: It seems as though whatever it was that caused it has been taken care of.
NYClark2: Well, I suppose the next logical thing would be to see if the woman has recovered enough to tell her side of it. But I doubt she'll shed much more light onto the source of that strange shadowy blob. ::shrug::
Mekta satak kai: No, I doubt she knows much about it.
PsychoQuadDuck: Now look. I have to try and find that place. I'll consider catching up with you three later.
NYClark2: ::nods:: Well, good luck with your job, Trevor.
PsychoQuadDuck: *nods and proceeds to leave*
PsychoQuadDuck: (I have to get going, unfortunately.)
Mekta satak kai: *sighs* IM: I intend to finish my drink after this foolishness.
OMG Dirty: (Okay. Tah.)
Mekta satak kai: (Bye)
OMG Dirty: *Rolls her eyes*
PsychoQuadDuck has left the room.
OMG Dirty: IM: Never fucking fails.
NYClark2: IM: I never got to have even one sip of soup.
Mekta satak kai: (Blah blah you're treating me like I'm guilty because I'm a giant tortoise-man!)
OMG Dirty: IM: Go the pub. Attempt to soothingly get smashed, and some wacky foreigner musses it all up.
NYClark2: So then, back to supper.
Mekta satak kai: *sighs* Yes. all means.
TheWaiChibiAngel: (WHAT CRAZY DIV THING DID I MISS?)
OMG Dirty: ....Damn right.
OMG Dirty: ...Drinks all around on me.
Mekta satak kai: (Shini's instinct is correct.)
OMG Dirty: So maybe. We can all drink one, before more blasted stupidity goes on!
Mekta satak kai: (He missed a crazy Div thing.)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (99.6% of Div things are crazy.)
NYClark2: Then we are in agreement. ::nods::
TheWaiChibiAngel: (And not in a good way.)
Mekta satak kai: Hopefully more than one.
OMG Dirty: Poor optimist.
OMG Dirty: Any moment, a mysterious old man will run in bleeding, yelling for some people to go to his tower, which is being invaded by drow, who are trying to rape his magical cat.
OMG Dirty: *locates her wine and plops down in a chair with a sigh*
NYClark2: I just hope there is time to enjoy something to eat.
Mekta satak kai: *smothers a laugh with one hand*
NYClark2: ::Laughs:: Is that sort of thing common?
Mekta satak kai: *recovers her whiskey and orders a steak*
Mekta satak kai: IM: Dinner for Pele and for me. Should work just fine.
NYClark2: I only started studying the white arts somewhat recently. ::Had recieved none of his orders, place a new order for a bowl of tomato soup::
NYClark2: (( places* ))
Mekta satak kai: (Clark? No one plays the NPCs here. If you want food or anything, you can just get it.)
NYClark2: (( I know that ))
NYClark2: (( I just mean that he had nothing left over from when he left last time ))
Mekta satak kai: (Ah.)
NYClark2: (( You might be fine drinking left out drinks. But eating left out eats? ))
OMG Dirty: More common than any self respecting bar patron will like to admit.
Mekta satak kai: *to Josua* Oh? I've been working on it for.... nearly fifteen years. Since I was about ten. I've had some help, and some 'disadvantages' but it's been all right.
OMG Dirty: ....I'd have to say, 70 percent of the weird shit that's happened recently in my life, has started in a damn watering hole.
NYClark2: Hm... do you think I will be able to make up for the time lost?
Mekta satak kai: *nods* My circumstances were different. I didn't start getting interested in it until after I died. That was ages ago, though.
Mekta satak kai: I can't imagine you'll have a problem learning it.
NYClark2: Died?
Mekta satak kai: I died, and then was reborn later. It's rather a long story, and not very interesting.
OMG Dirty: *snickers*
Mekta satak kai: *feeds Pele a piece of steak, who eats it. Pele growls and grumbles appreciatively*
OMG Dirty: On the contrary deaht usually is.
OMG Dirty: ......But, as for stories.
NYClark2: Well, if you say so. ::Recieves his soup and has a couple of spoonfuls::
OMG Dirty: .....What's.....with the....P...Pele, thing, here?
Mekta satak kai: Ah. *glad for a change of subject* I met him in the park a few months ago. He was badly in need of some healing. I helped him and when I realized that no one else was going to take care of him, I decided he needed a name.
TheWaiChibiAngel: (SHE decided?)
Mekta satak kai: So, and this is where the story gets a little odd, a talking duck named Vasquez suggested Pele.
Mekta satak kai: Seemed very pleased that I took his suggestion, though it was a little difficult to tell as I do not actually speak whatever language Vasquez preferred.
Mekta satak kai: (She decided, but she didn't name him. Vasquez did, because that duck is cool, yo.)
NYClark2: That is an interesting, and odd, story.
NYClark2: ::sip sip::
NYClark2: (( Is that one of Zero's characters? ))
OMG Dirty: ......I have met this duck I think.
Mekta satak kai: I'd imagine he's hard to forget.
Mekta satak kai: (Idran, wasn't it?)
NYClark2: A talking duck... ::shakes his head:: A wierd turtle... and a shadowy blob... I guess you miss out on the strangeness of this city if you are just a simple merchant.
Mekta satak kai: Possibly. I think that the mercenaries get the bulk of it, really.
Mekta satak kai: I don't tend to go out killing monsters and things, though recently I did end up on Ka'thalar. It was a welcome change to be of some use.
OMG Dirty: (Si.)
OMG Dirty: It's hard to miss strangeness here.
OMG Dirty: I tend to think that Doma's foundation is built on oddness.
Mekta satak kai: I won't disagree, though I do tend to like it. *private smile* Oddities often mean interesting people to go with them.
OMG Dirty: True.
OMG Dirty: My husband and I are living proof of Doma's quirks.
Mekta satak kai: *chuckles* Possibly.
OMG Dirty: I, of all people, married a white mage.
NYClark2: ::Nod:: We wouldn't be having this conversation if not for Doma's oddness.
Mekta satak kai: I only met him briefly. He seemed like a nice man to me.
OMG Dirty: .....He's a fathead.
OMG Dirty: ......But he's got good qualities.
OMG Dirty: *a momentary flash of something akin to bitterness, but that soon subsides as she takes a drink*
NYClark2: ::Enjoys some more soup:: That seems like an interesting choice for a... ::looks to Tassi:: you did say vampire right? ::looks back to Jazz:: to make.
OMG Dirty: Can't stop love.
OMG Dirty: Or hormones it seems.
Mekta satak kai: *smiles into her whiskey and finishes it*
NYClark2: (( Vampires have hormones? ))
OMG Dirty: (:D maybe. maybe not. She could have been talking about her husband.)
OMG Dirty: *takes another long drink and finishes her glass*
EternalDragonAya has left the room.
NYClark2: Hmm... I don't know much about that either. ::Finishes his soup::
OMG Dirty: ......I....don't think I caught your name.
OMG Dirty: *to newbie mage*
NYClark2: Josua Silver. ::offers hand:: And yours?
OMG Dirty: *holds it out! Egads it's cold and oddly textured!*
OMG Dirty: Jazz Tymisonn.
OMG Dirty: Though I'm known as Jinx as well.
OMG Dirty: (whoo! Drawing finished)
OMG Dirty: (uploads time!)
NYClark2: ::shakes:: Which do you prefer to be called?
OMG Dirty: Either works.
OMG Dirty: Just not Mrs.
OMG Dirty: ......Or J.
OMG Dirty: Or any stupid abbreviation.
NYClark2: If everyone were abbreviated, there'd be no way to tell us apart.
NYClark2: Think of how many J's there would be, Jazz.
NYClark2: ::Orders a lemonade to wash down that soup::
Mekta satak kai: *refills her whiskey* Jazz, do you want anything while I'm up?
OMG Dirty: Oh, more wine thanks.
OMG Dirty: *smiles fangily*
OMG Dirty: Oh I know.
OMG Dirty: In my family alone, way too damn many.
OMG Dirty: My baby girl is named Jenna.
OMG Dirty: As was her grandma.
OMG Dirty: .....And I know we have more J's somewhere.
Mekta satak kai: *looks away a moment before nodding with a smile* I'll get you another.
Mekta satak kai: IM: I don't even remember him.
OMG Dirty: Oh right.....
OMG Dirty: ....*laughs quietly*
OMG Dirty: ....I cannot believe I forgot that.
OMG Dirty: My little brothers name was James.
Mekta satak kai: *brings back booze!*
Mekta satak kai: *feeds Pele the rest of her steak.... seems she lost her apetite and gives him most of it. Pele, being an animal, doesn't complain*
Mekta satak kai: Pele: *eats noisily and happily*
OMG Dirty: http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/25131695/
Mekta satak kai: *appetite
Mekta satak kai: (*click*)
NYClark2: ::Nods, getting himself that Lemonade and taking a seat::
Mekta satak kai: (I like. Muchly.)
NYClark2: (( Neato ))
OMG Dirty: (Graaaaaacias. Doodlin' is funtimes.)
Mekta satak kai: *sips her drink quietly*
OMG Dirty: ....I wonder how that thing would do with Peaches.
NYClark2: That is quite a number of J's.
NYClark2: ::Sips himself that lemonadey goodness, and it's no hard lemonade, just plain old lemony-ade::
Mekta satak kai: *pushes her drink away lightly* IM: I don't need to sit here drinking and wondering about my son. That really can't be healthy. I simply refuse to do it, and that's that.
OMG Dirty: *Smiles*
OMG Dirty: Though the one thing that does get confusing.....
OMG Dirty: Is Dae insisted we name one of our boys after Hakaril.
Mekta satak kai: *laughs*
NYClark2: Hakaril?
Mekta satak kai: That's bound to be interesting.
NYClark2: The royal archmage?
OMG Dirty: Yeah.
OMG Dirty: ......As if Silvar needed more ego boosts.
OMG Dirty: *Chuckles at this*
OMG Dirty: We just call him Hakky though.
OMG Dirty: Which......is almost worse.
Mekta satak kai: *blinks a couple of times* I'm... not even considering children yet. I can't imagine talking to Darin about the hypothetical names of our children.
NYClark2: ::Sips his lemonade::
OMG Dirty: *chuckles*
OMG Dirty: How long have you been together then?
NYClark2: I'm even further behind than that. Not even in a relationship.
Mekta satak kai: *looks down and blushes* Um. I... a couple of months, I suppose.
OMG Dirty: >_> Eh, they'll sneek up on you.
OMG Dirty: *sneak
Mekta satak kai: I... find that unlikely at this stage. *blush*
OMG Dirty: ....Next thing you know, you're on your back having a kid, and he's yelling, "BABY, please marry me!"
OMG Dirty: *slaps her hand on the table and throws her head back and laughs hard*
Mekta satak kai: *swallows and pulls her drink back over*
NYClark2: ::Almost spits up his drink. But doesn't::
OMG Dirty: *Wipes one of her eyes, as a little redness forms at the corner*
OMG Dirty: Don't worry about it. Just enjoy what you have now.
Mekta satak kai: I've... *another swallow* had children before. I remember some of it. I cannot imagine that Darin and I will... be having children very soon.
OMG Dirty: I see.
OMG Dirty: *won't press that one*
OMG Dirty: Enjoy your freedom with him then.
Mekta satak kai: *awkward laugh* I will.
OMG Dirty: .......The way things work....
Mekta satak kai: *actual laugh* You sound like General Silvar.
OMG Dirty: It's best to take every moment, and savor it. Lucio knows when it will all end.
OMG Dirty: Eh?
OMG Dirty: A long time ago, he and Dae used to hang out. I tagged along.
OMG Dirty: Maybe I picked up his drunk ramblin' skills.
Mekta satak kai: He's very supportive of Darin and me. Occasionally a bit more supportive than I might like.
OMG Dirty: HA!
OMG Dirty: I can imagine!
NYClark2: IM: I don't have much I can say about this... ::sips some more lemonade::
OMG Dirty: Him and that wife of his.
OMG Dirty: I never see her anymore, since she started teachin'.
Mekta satak kai: He's really quite impossible! You should hear the things he was trying to get Darin to say to me a while ago. The most absurd pickup lines. *laugh*
OMG Dirty: *Snort* Yeah.
OMG Dirty: *Shakes her head* Hak...is....interesting. Whether it's the mechanics of magic, to drunken babbling on the odder sides of relationships...
Mekta satak kai: *chuckle*
NYClark2: Pickup lines?
OMG Dirty: IT was nice to see him again the other night. Hadn't seen his scarred up mug in awhile.
NYClark2: He shows up in places like this?
Mekta satak kai: He certainly seems to prefer them to paperwork.
OMG Dirty: Used to all meet at the Jade Dragon.....
NYClark2: I heard that was a popular place.
Mekta satak kai: Until it was burned down. Darin tells me that they've sent for help to rebuild it.
OMG Dirty: That'd be somethin'.
OMG Dirty: I wonder if it'd be the same though?
Mekta satak kai: I think they've called for Druids. There are several diplomatic strings attached and all of that of course.
NYClark2: I wouldn't know.
Mekta satak kai: But it should be getting done relatively soon, from what I hear.
NYClark2: But as to whether or not it would be enjoyable, I suppose that depends entirely on the people who show up.
NYClark2: IM: Heh... I can hear my grandfather now... "Druids? What's wrong with fucking carpenters?"
OMG Dirty: Just wonderin' if all the old drunkards, mercs and oddballs will show back up.
Mekta satak kai: I'm certain. They're an adaptable sort.
NYClark2: Might not be the same group... but you can be certain that drunkards, mercs and oddballs will show up.
OMG Dirty: <_< oh certainly.
NYClark2: Which makes you wonder... which of those do we fall under?
OMG Dirty: Oh, oddball definately. *dings the bell round her neck* Though I do take Merc work sometimes to feed the kids.
NYClark2: Well, I'm no mercenary, or drunkard. I guess that places me as well.
Mekta satak kai: *nods* I don't do much of it. Most of it isn't open to me. I help where I can, though.
OMG Dirty: Can't classify everything.
OMG Dirty: *smirks*
OMG Dirty: (Eyes grow heavytimes.)
Mekta satak kai: (As do mine)
NYClark2: Well, we managed to make it through supper and drinks without any more trouble.
Mekta satak kai: Yes, we did. *sigh* But I think that it might be time for me to retire for the evening.
Mekta satak kai: I'm supposed to be helping a woman deliver twins tomorrow.
NYClark2: ::Nods:: Good luck with that.
OMG Dirty: .....I should get back too.
NYClark2: I should head home as well.
OMG Dirty: Gods know what kind of torture my children are putting the babysitter through.
OMG Dirty: *winces*
Mekta satak kai: Good night. Josua, it was good to meet you. Jazz, see you again sometime?
OMG Dirty: More than likely.
OMG Dirty: *gives a wink to the two of them, pays for drinkage, and is out the door*
NYClark2: Good to meet you both as well.
Mekta satak kai: *heads out*
NYClark2: ::Pays for foods rendered and adios friendidos::
NYClark2: </RP>
Mekta satak kai: (Indeed.)
Mekta satak kai: (*logs*)
NYClark2: (( Whoo! I made it! ))
OMG Dirty: (tah guys.)