You have just entered room "wegotlionsinkenyarp."
AngeloState606: (Lions in Kenya; YOU are outta yer mind, girly!)
OMG Dirty: (*makes the noise from the background*)
OMG Dirty: (WE got liiiiiiiiions only in kenya!)
OMG Dirty: (OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH IN KENYA WE GOT LIONS!)
AngeloState606: (*Shriek*)
Papa Tymisonn: (... eh?)
OMG Dirty: (IN KENYA WE GOTS TIGERS!)
OMG Dirty: (OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH IN KENYA WE GOT TIGERS!)
OMG Dirty: (Okay. Let's get down to bidness.)
OMG Dirty: (Let's finish this story arc with Mr. Rowan.)
Papa Tymisonn: (Indeed. ON TO DRUGGING NIVEK!)
OMG Dirty: *TIMESKIPPO, they are in the gates of town*
AngeloState606: *Looks at the vial and snickers*
AngeloState606: Poor bastard; 'swhat he gets for gettin' snatch with a married woman.
Papa Tymisonn: I'd have to agree.
Papa Tymisonn: ...
Papa Tymisonn: ... do any of us know what this fella looks like?
AngeloState606: Mmm...I've never heard of him, actually...
Papa Tymisonn: Well, unless he's after yer panties, I doubt ye would.
OMG Dirty: .......
OMG Dirty: *Coughs*
OMG Dirty: I know him.
AngeloState606: *Gives Bill a "look"* Really, now? *laughs*
OMG Dirty: ...I've seen him around my sister.
AngeloState606: Do you?
OMG Dirty: *looks highly embarrassed*
AngeloState606: Well, then...that's handy
AngeloState606: What's wrong Elan?
OMG Dirty: *Slips his ring back on, effectively making him look like a human man again*
OMG Dirty: I'd prefer he not recognize me.
AngeloState606: Why the disguise?
AngeloState606: Ah...I see...
Papa Tymisonn: ... this should prove interestin'...
OMG Dirty: *SHUDDER*
OMG Dirty: ......Not that I'm much safer looking like this.
AngeloState606: *Chuckles* Why d'you seem so disturbed, Elan?
Papa Tymisonn: ... what do ye mean, Elan?
OMG Dirty: *Sighs and buttons the topmost button on his collar*
OMG Dirty: ......You'll see.
OMG Dirty: .......I'm glad you volunteered to be the bait, Bill.
AngeloState606: Right, then.
Papa Tymisonn: ... what's that supposed to mean? *worried and a bit angry*
OMG Dirty: *Just gives a grin at Bill*
Papa Tymisonn: ...
Papa Tymisonn: This won't end well, mark me words...
OMG Dirty: For you.
OMG Dirty: Or......for Mr. Rowan really.
AngeloState606: Now, boys...*huff*
OMG Dirty: *Sighs and lifts his palms while bending his head* Ashura forgive me for what I am about to help with.
AngeloState606: Surely Ashura would understand; would she approve of a man sampling the goods of a married woman, hmm?
Papa Tymisonn: Who knows...
Papa Tymisonn: (I do. She'd be angry that they're taking a man's ability to create life.)
Papa Tymisonn: (But, whatev.)
OMG Dirty: ........
AngeloState606: Then again, what do i know...
OMG Dirty: Marriage is sacred yes.
OMG Dirty: But so is the ability to reproduce.
Papa Tymisonn: Whatever. I say, make with th'limpmakin'!
Papa Tymisonn: ... now where's this feller at?
AngeloState606: I'm just int'rested in gettin' that letter translated...
AngeloState606: The Battling Ass, is what the paper says...
Papa Tymisonn: Right, right...
OMG Dirty: >_>.....
OMG Dirty: HMMM.
OMG Dirty: I wonder....
OMG Dirty: ......I wonder if I could purify the toxin out of him.....
OMG Dirty: We'd have given it to him...
OMG Dirty: ......and we could hold his .......abilities hostage until he promised not to mess with that mans wife anymore...
AngeloState606: Yeah, then he catches his wife with him again, and he comes lookin' for me...
Papa Tymisonn: ... I dunno... I guess ye could...
AngeloState606: *Has an annoyed expression on her face*
AngeloState606: I really don't wanna take the chance of gettin' into trouble with the gray elf-man...
OMG Dirty: *sighs and rubs his temples*
OMG Dirty: I'll take you to him.
AngeloState606: Aye...
Papa Tymisonn: ... we done jabberin', mates? Shall we just get on with this and go from there?
OMG Dirty: But I am not pleased with this.
AngeloState606: The Battlin' Ass; what an int'restin' name for a place *chuckles*
AngeloState606: I understand that, Elan; but we need his help...
OMG Dirty: .....Is taking the livlihood and abilities from one man worth the cost, even if he is a scoundrel?
AngeloState606: If it gives me hope of finding me parents again, yes...I'm sorry, but that's just how I feel...*has a sad look in her face*
OMG Dirty: *kisses her temple and starts walking*
AngeloState606: *follows*
Papa Tymisonn: *grumbles, and does the same*
OMG Dirty: IM: Ashura forgive me. I will aid him later when they are no longer around. So the grey elf cannot find them at fault.
AngeloState606: (*Snarl* He's gonna get Annie in trouble...)
AngeloState606: How much further?
OMG Dirty: *Elan leads them deep into the ghetto and in front a ramshackle looking pub, with a large sign that shows a donkey walking upright and hefting a battle ax*
Papa Tymisonn: A battlin' ass with a battlin' axe.
OMG Dirty: (HEY. >_> He's a priest. A priest who's faith has severe fertility undertones. This is bad juju to him.)
AngeloState606: (Yes, but there's a slight chance annie's gonna get bitch slapped for this; does that not occur to him?)
OMG Dirty: *Opens the door for them*
OMG Dirty: (.........He's not whipped yet.)
AngeloState606: Aye...looks classy *eyes the facade of the building*
Papa Tymisonn: So where is he?
OMG Dirty: (ANd he figures doing it behind their backs will incur all wrath on him. Since he's a dark elf anyway.)
AngeloState606: (Hrm...note to self: Whip...Elan.)
AngeloState606: *Walks inside*
AngeloState606: *Looks around*
OMG Dirty: *A moment*
AngeloState606: *w* Which one is he?
OMG Dirty: *Inside the battling ass, is extremely colorful!*
OMG Dirty: *IT looks like it was painted by gypsies!*
OMG Dirty: *The ceiling is lit by what seems to be.....enchanted balls of light.....that are shaped like bats, and are fluttering around like nuts around the ceiling*
AngeloState606: IM: What a bloody garish colorin' scheme...
OMG Dirty: *A large portly man, who can only be described as looking like Mario's fat fat cousin works behind the bar*
AngeloState606: (Marios fat fat cousin; harhar)
Papa Tymisonn: (Does he have a squiggly mustache and a red red nose?)
OMG Dirty: *There are a few assorted patrons, most looking on the down and out*
OMG Dirty: *A large clump at one table appear to be mages, all arguing vehemently about something*
AngeloState606: *w* Just point me in the direction, Elan....
OMG Dirty: (Yes.)
AngeloState606: (HEHEHE...I have a really good idea of how to go about this...*evil laugh*)
OMG Dirty: *And in one corner.........*
OMG Dirty: *Is a drow*
OMG Dirty: *Not just any drow. A sexy one.*
AngeloState606: (DAmmit)
AngeloState606: (Why is she always around at the worst times?)
OMG Dirty: *Unlike Elan or Amana, this one is classically handsome with the chiseled face, like an old actor. Instead of a pretty boy. His hair is long hair is pulled back in neat pony tail, and tied off with a ribbon, and he wears a flowing
Papa Tymisonn: (This ain't her, dear...)
AngeloState606: (oh okay; I just assumed)
AngeloState606: *Let's her hair fall down sexily and unlaces her top a bit to show a little....well, a LOT of cleavage*
OMG Dirty: *Poets shirt made of silk......completely open. Revealing one hell of a torso. Top it off with the tightest black leather pants in all of existance, and bright black eyes, and you have an idea of this individual*
OMG Dirty: That's him. *gestures to the trampish drow enjoying some ale*
AngeloState606: *w* Aye, then...I'll get it started...
Papa Tymisonn: *really not paying attention to him* o____________,o
OMG Dirty: >_>
OMG Dirty: Annie....
OMG Dirty: .....I .....do not think.....that is wise.
AngeloState606: *w* What?
Papa Tymisonn: *not even blinking*
OMG Dirty: .....
AngeloState606: *w* We've got to get him distracted...just watch...
OMG Dirty: *Unbuttons his robe to show off his chest, and lets down his long blonde hair*
Papa Tymisonn: *yep... has been rendered useless*
OMG Dirty: *And tries to beat Annie to the punch*
AngeloState606: *w* Hey, if he went after MARRET, surely he'll go after this...
AngeloState606: *W* STOP! What are you doing?
OMG Dirty: *w* Trust me.
OMG Dirty: *The drow is already looking at the group of three*
OMG Dirty: *As if appraising their monetary value*
AngeloState606: *Is aghast* IM: Damn; spoiled my fun *pulls the laces tight, covering the cleavage; pulls her hair back to the way it was*
OMG Dirty: IM: Women are a madness if I'll willingly put myself through this.
OMG Dirty: T_T
Papa Tymisonn: ... ... *blink*
OMG Dirty: *Walks towards Nivek*
Papa Tymisonn: Uh... um...
Papa Tymisonn: ... ... wait... *w* What's he doing?
AngeloState606: *Notices Bill'selated state; snaps her fingers in front of his face*
AngeloState606: Bill?
OMG Dirty: *The drow leaps to his feet and pulls out three chairs*
OMG Dirty: Come come come......
OMG Dirty: You all must join me at my table......
AngeloState606: *w* I'm....not sure...
Papa Tymisonn: ... OH! Right... sitting... that sounds good...
OMG Dirty: I would not let the most glorious specimens of the God's handiwork go without appreciating them properly.......
Papa Tymisonn: ... IM: Or not...
OMG Dirty: *The last bit is said with a fair bit of innuendo*
AngeloState606: O.o IM: What the bloody hell is he talking about?
AngeloState606: *Apprehensively walks over to the table...and sits*
OMG Dirty: *The drow spares none of them a more direct glance.......is it lechy, or merely still trying to pick a mark between the three?*
OMG Dirty: *Seats himself next to Nivek, looking almost mortified*
Papa Tymisonn: *does so as well, with a slightly similar look*
AngeloState606: IM: What they hay...*Pulls hair back down sexily and shows the cleavage again*
AngeloState606: IM: Might as well be silly.
OMG Dirty: IM: IDIOT WOMAN. I was trying to SAVE you from that.
OMG Dirty: *The man showers them all with a rogueish grin*
OMG Dirty: I do hope I need no introduction......
Papa Tymisonn: Nivek Rowan.
OMG Dirty: Ah good!
AngeloState606: *To Nivek* Oh, no sir *wink*
OMG Dirty: You have then heard of me, and of the great works I commit.....
OMG Dirty: Not a night passes when through the lips of the blessed my name is uttered as reverant as a prayer, but with more longing or satisfaction than can be expressed in the limits of vocabulary.
AngeloState606: Aye, we have *smiles seductively* I wonder, if you've....heard any news today? *crosses her arms across her lap, the signature cleavage enahncer*
OMG Dirty: The common tongue has not words for what I evoke in the hearts of others.
AngeloState606: *The rose is in FULL BLOOM*
Papa Tymisonn: IM: ... dear gods... I thought it was bad when she DIDN'T realize what she was doing...
AngeloState606: Aye...tis true, good sir...
OMG Dirty: *Elan ceases functioning*
AngeloState606: Tis a FINE name...
AngeloState606: *wink*
OMG Dirty: *Which is why he doesn't put up a protest when Nivek's hand pats his leg*
Papa Tymisonn: *not very functional, either*
OMG Dirty: Darling lady......
OMG Dirty: With two such.......delicious escorts, I can only assume, that it is not from want of tending that you come to me today.
OMG Dirty: But for perhaps, a taste of the exotic.....
OMG Dirty: I of course can offer you the best of my services......and to your lads as well.
AngeloState606: (OH SHIT! XD He's gay!)
Papa Tymisonn: (... this is a horrible situation.)
AngeloState606: (LMAO)
OMG Dirty: (Kinda.)
Papa Tymisonn: (And no. He's bi... no... OMNIsexual.)
OMG Dirty: (He's bisexual.)
AngeloState606: (XD)
OMG Dirty: (.....or....just horny. Whichever works.)
Papa Tymisonn: (Lex, admit it. Omnisexual.)
OMG Dirty: (He can't be BOTH. That's Amana!)
AngeloState606: Aye, sir, that would be....delicious *she leans over the table, propping herself up...proudly displaying the rose*
OMG Dirty: *A long hand reaches out and caresses her face*
AngeloState606: Mmmm...*wink* Can I buy you...a drink? *grin*
Papa Tymisonn: IM: *static*
OMG Dirty: Delicate lady, few times have these eyes in my long years, have I witnessed beauty so brilliant, that I would not wish to look upon anything else.....
AngeloState606: Well, then, you may look as much as you like
OMG Dirty: Though, I would love to take you through a glorious afternoon lanquid afternoon of removing those glorious vestaments, to find if other wildflowers grace your skin.....
OMG Dirty: *Wicked grin*
AngeloState606: (XD)
OMG Dirty: WIth or without the aid of your consorts......
OMG Dirty: *gives Elan's leg a squeeze*
OMG Dirty: *Startled little squeel*
Papa Tymisonn: *Bill will need to be poked in order to realize he's actually still alive*
AngeloState606: *Laughs seductively* Perhaps....
OMG Dirty: I say!
OMG Dirty: Back off!
OMG Dirty: I am not to be touched in such a manner!
AngeloState606: O.O
OMG Dirty: And I will not have you saying such things to her.
Papa Tymisonn: ... *blink*
AngeloState606: (ARRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHH)
OMG Dirty: *the hand is removed*
Papa Tymisonn: *realizes Elan's blowing the plan*
Papa Tymisonn: ...
AngeloState606: *SHoots ELAN A FIREY LOOK*
Papa Tymisonn: *JABS him in the sides*
OMG Dirty: ......Oh dear....
OMG Dirty: A virgin yet.
OMG Dirty: ...........*tsks*
AngeloState606: *Touches Niveks hand* Oh, it's okay...*grin*
OMG Dirty: ....Though, I can easily make that a thing of the past. A joy to your company to be sure, to have you mellow out a tad, you pretty boy.
AngeloState606: Please, let me buy you a drink?
OMG Dirty: *Despite jabbings and looks is about to explode*
Papa Tymisonn: ... will you excuse us?
Papa Tymisonn: *DRAGS Elan away from the table*
OMG Dirty: *Doesn't take much!*
Papa Tymisonn: *once he's far enough away...*
OMG Dirty: .....I would never say no, my lady.
AngeloState606: Well, now...*chuckle; scoots closer to Nivek*
Papa Tymisonn: ... *taps Elan's forehead vigorously*
OMG Dirty: Ah then, there is the matter of price to attend to.
Papa Tymisonn: *w* Are you MENTAL?
OMG Dirty: I usually loathe discussing it.
AngeloState606: (is he a prostitute?)
Papa Tymisonn: (Yep.)
OMG Dirty: But as you are new customers, I feel we had better conclude our business before our pleasure.
AngeloState606: (k)
OMG Dirty: (Indeed. He is.)
AngeloState606: Aye...name your price *wink*
OMG Dirty: .....For all three, or just yourself? Or perhaps that adorable lad?
Papa Tymisonn: *w* You are SCREWING this up for her, ya twit!
OMG Dirty: *W* I WAS TRYING TO KEEP THAT OFF OF HER.
AngeloState606: *Gets really close and starts sniffing his neck* Mmmm...what is that lovely scent on you?
OMG Dirty: *w* Next person to get fondled will be Annie, Dimwit.
AngeloState606: *doe eyes*
Papa Tymisonn: *w* How's he supposed to get on if he's LIMP AS A NOODLE? eVe
OMG Dirty: *w* I WANTED TO KEEP HER FROM GETTING ABUSED, YOU NICOMPOOP.
OMG Dirty: *W* That man is disturbed! And Gods only knows what diseases he has.
OMG Dirty: *takes a hand and gently pushes Annie back*
Papa Tymisonn: *w* Yes! He is! But first, Annie's a BIG girl, and any offending appendages will be removed if she touches him!
OMG Dirty: Tsk tsk, pet.
AngeloState606: *is pushed*
OMG Dirty: Don't try to sway me.
Papa Tymisonn: *w* And second, if she doesn't remove them, I WILL.
AngeloState606: *Grins* Well, then...just me, of course.
OMG Dirty: *Motions to show his delightful chest* This isn't for free.
OMG Dirty: *Turns bills head to make him watch Annie's display*
OMG Dirty: *W* you can't just stand here and say this doesn't bother you too.
Papa Tymisonn: *turns his head back* It bothers me too.
OMG Dirty: .......Fine.
OMG Dirty: *W* But if he does anything I heal him after you throttle him, and then you throttle him some more.
OMG Dirty: *marches back*
Papa Tymisonn: IM: Moron...
Papa Tymisonn: *follows*
OMG Dirty: IM: I just want to leave. This is wretched.
AngeloState606: But, before we start *grin* please let me buy you a drink *gives him an innocent face*
Papa Tymisonn: (I'll be right back. Getting food.)
AngeloState606: It's a...tradition for me...*chuckle*
OMG Dirty: I already said Yes.
AngeloState606: Aye, then...*smiles; gets up and approaches Elan*
AngeloState606: *w* Buy him a glass of wine *slips him the vial* and put all of this in it; please be discreet.
OMG Dirty: *Walks towards Annie, eyes to the ceiling, a good mixture of annoyance, rage, and embarrassment on his face*
OMG Dirty: ....
OMG Dirty: IM: Why me Annie? I didn't want MY hand to do this.
OMG Dirty: IM: Oh Ashura, please please please forgive me.
AngeloState606: *walks back to Nivek*
OMG Dirty: *Takes the vial and goes to the bar*
AngeloState606: *Seductive laugh* It's on it's way...now...price?
OMG Dirty: (let's wait for chuck)
AngeloState606: (oh..didn't see that)
AngeloState606: (hehehhe...this is great; who knew she had it in her?)
Papa Tymisonn: (Not I, said the fly...)
AngeloState606: (yay!)
AngeloState606: (He's back, X)
Papa Tymisonn: *w2Annie* By the way, having fun?
AngeloState606: *gives Bill a wink*
OMG Dirty: 150 gil an hour, Princess.
Papa Tymisonn: *w* Thought so.
AngeloState606: Mmmm...sounds like a good deal to me...*grin*
AngeloState606: And, we shall go, as soon as you get your wine...*smile*
AngeloState606: IM: OH SHIT...WHAT HAVE I GOTTEN MESELF INTO???
AngeloState606: *Looks over at Elan*
OMG Dirty: (Elan: I tried to prevent this.)
OMG Dirty: *Elan is shuffling over, looking very disheartened, carrying a glass of wine*
AngeloState606: (Annie: I should be a teacher: Seduction 101)
AngeloState606: And here it is!
OMG Dirty: *Sets it down and quietly walks off again*
OMG Dirty: Ah!
AngeloState606: *Picks it up*
OMG Dirty: Delightful!
AngeloState606: *Puts it to her nose and sniffs it a bit, smiling, and puts it to her lips, pretends to take a sip; puts it to Niveks mouth*
OMG Dirty: *Takes a long drink*
OMG Dirty: .........
OMG Dirty: A bit tart.
AngeloState606: Oh?
OMG Dirty: I would have picked the Merlot.
OMG Dirty: Come child, I have a room waiting.
AngeloState606: *Raises an eyebrow at him and grins; looks in the glass*
AngeloState606: (is the glass empty?)
OMG Dirty: *Si*
AngeloState606: Aye, sir...we shall go.
AngeloState606: IM: HOLYSHITHOLYSHITHOLYSHITHOLYSHIT
AngeloState606: IM: I hope this stuff kicks in soon....
OMG Dirty: *Elan it seems.....has....left entirely*
Papa Tymisonn: *follows behind, gives an unseen-to-Nivek thumbs up... then notes Elan's absence*
AngeloState606: *looks around, notices Elan is gone*
AngeloState606: *w to Bill* Where'd he go??
Papa Tymisonn: IM: A day ago, I would have dismissed that as just being a pussy... but, he's... standin' up for what he believes in... can't slight him for that...
Papa Tymisonn: *w* Dunno...
AngeloState606: *w* Go find him!
OMG Dirty: *Long since has taken off the ring, and is making his way back towards the temple*
Papa Tymisonn: *w* What? Why?
AngeloState606: *w* Please?
OMG Dirty: .....
Papa Tymisonn: ... *w* Can you handle him without me?
OMG Dirty: *An arm is thrown around Annie's waist and she is pressed close to Nivek's side*
AngeloState606: *nods and is pulled*
AngeloState606: Well, aren't we feisty, hmmm?
OMG Dirty: He can watch if you like.
Papa Tymisonn: ... *goes off in search of him*
OMG Dirty: Or not.
OMG Dirty: Pity.
OMG Dirty: A moment, dove. I'm just going to go make arrangements.
Papa Tymisonn: *outside*
OMG Dirty: *kisses her hand*
AngeloState606: Aye *smiles*
OMG Dirty: *And goes towards the barkeep*
Papa Tymisonn: Elan! ELAN! You'd better get your flakey arse back here right now!
OMG Dirty: *Pulls the old tactic of ignoring Bill entirely*
OMG Dirty: *Infact pulls up his white hood and pulls it over his ears*
Papa Tymisonn: *spots him, runs to his side*
AngeloState606: (he's maaaad)
Papa Tymisonn: So, your solution to your delicate sensibilites gettin' stepped on is ABANDONIN' the woman you profess t'have feelin's fer?
AngeloState606: *Watches Nivek and is pondering what she'll do next*
OMG Dirty: You are there. And she willingly puts herself in this situation.
OMG Dirty: WERE there.
OMG Dirty: You left her. Nitwit.
OMG Dirty: So don't judge me.
Papa Tymisonn: She sent me after ye, fellow nitwit.
OMG Dirty: I cannot stand to be in there a moment longer.
OMG Dirty: It is all wrong.
OMG Dirty: I am no one's errand boy, or wannabe assassin.
Papa Tymisonn: IT'S FOR HER, YA DOPE!
Papa Tymisonn: ...
OMG Dirty: Because what we do in there is CLOSE to taking a life, I'm sure you who is more experienced in such things, would agree.
Papa Tymisonn: Are you not willin' to do ANYTHIN' for her?]
OMG Dirty: And I did. Did I not?
OMG Dirty: I gave him the damn serum.
OMG Dirty: But I do not have to sit there like a whipped puppy.
Papa Tymisonn: ... I can tell this is a waste of my time.
OMG Dirty: I am going to go pray. So that perhaps, my goddess won't exact some sort of vengeance on me. For doing something for the sake of a lady, who asked me to do something against my faith.
Papa Tymisonn: *heads back towards the bar* G'bye, Elan. I hope ye can live with yerself after this...
OMG Dirty: ................
OMG Dirty: *Delivers a swift kick to Bill's backside*
AngeloState606: (BUTTKICK)
OMG Dirty: Don't you dare try to guilt trip me.
Papa Tymisonn: (... oh it's on now...)
Papa Tymisonn: ...
Papa Tymisonn: *before any prayers can be said, Bill has put his fist into Elan's teeth*
OMG Dirty: *nIvek comes back looking perplexed*
OMG Dirty: *Commence fistfight*
Papa Tymisonn: *And HOW good a fighter is Elan?*
OMG Dirty: *Elan plants one clumsily in Bill's gut*
OMG Dirty: (Honestly not the greatest.)
AngeloState606: *Sees Nivek's perplexed expression* Somethin' the matter?
OMG Dirty: (He's a mostly pacifist bastard who prefers helping from the sidelines.)
Papa Tymisonn: (Can we just say after a few mutually embarassing moments, Bill puts him down gently but firmly?)
OMG Dirty: (YEah. Elan really does'nt stand a chance with anyone who has a good sense of hand to hand combat.)
OMG Dirty: (But he won't use his offensive magic on bill, as bill cant' defend himself.)
OMG Dirty: (To his knowledge anyway.)
OMG Dirty: As embarrassing as this is my lady.
OMG Dirty: Perhaps you should come back by tomorrow.
AngeloState606: O.o
AngeloState606: Tomorrow? Awww...but why?
Papa Tymisonn: *wipes blood for his lip* Happy?
Papa Tymisonn: No? Too bad. I'm going to go back to Annie now...
OMG Dirty: *Wipes the blood from a pouring cut on his cheek*
Papa Tymisonn: *heads, limping JUST a bit, back to the Ass*
AngeloState606: Am I...not pretty enough for ye? *tears welling in her eyes*
OMG Dirty: *Matches him stride for stride, in obviously much worse condition. Nothing critical. But he got a schooling.*
OMG Dirty: (Now that's just cruel)
Papa Tymisonn: *made sure to do no permanent damage, but Elan knows he's beaten*
OMG Dirty: Sorry doll. Apparantly six times is my limit today.
OMG Dirty: *kisses her hand again*
AngeloState606: I'm not attractive enough, am I? *covers her face mortified and starts sobbing*
OMG Dirty: .........
OMG Dirty: *hugs her close*
AngeloState606: OH! I can see through your flattery!
OMG Dirty: ......Dollface.
AngeloState606: *sobs, pushes him away*
OMG Dirty: You are a terrible actress.
OMG Dirty: And I'm not getting paid to put up with this.
OMG Dirty: *Struts out*
AngeloState606: *Watches him leave; snickers*
Papa Tymisonn: *sees Nivek on his way back in*
OMG Dirty: *Enters the Ass*
OMG Dirty: *TEE HEE*
AngeloState606: (XD)
Papa Tymisonn: (I forget... did we have to bring back proof?)
AngeloState606: *Creeps over to the door*
OMG Dirty: *pays the two men no mind, as well....he's not feeling it*
OMG Dirty: (Nope. The guy just said he'd know.)
AngeloState606: *Watches outside to make sure he's gone*
OMG Dirty: *Walks in, not bothering holding the door for Bill*
Papa Tymisonn: *reenters the bar after Elan*
AngeloState606: *Sees her two friends enter all dirty, bruised and bleeding*
Papa Tymisonn: *Elan FAR more than Bill*
AngeloState606: O.O WHAT THE BLOODY MARM HAPPENED?!?!?
OMG Dirty: ......Muggers.
OMG Dirty: Big ones.
AngeloState606: MUGgERS?!?
Papa Tymisonn: With clubs.
OMG Dirty: Bill kicked their asses properly.
AngeloState606: MUGGERS?
Papa Tymisonn: We're fine.
OMG Dirty: ....I haven't had time to heal us properly yet.
OMG Dirty: Indeed.
AngeloState606: *to bill* Show me your hands!
OMG Dirty: *crosses his arms*
Papa Tymisonn: ... *does so*
Papa Tymisonn: Don't know what that's supposed t'prove...
AngeloState606: (are his fists cut up?)
Papa Tymisonn: (A bit, yes.)
AngeloState606: (Annie: I see black skin hangin' right there!)
OMG Dirty: *Steadfastly willing to deny they were playing the neanderthals and beating on each other*
AngeloState606: *Gives Elan a "look"* Elan?
OMG Dirty: *Elan's mouth is shut tight*
AngeloState606: O.o Elan?
Papa Tymisonn: He's embarassed.
OMG Dirty: They trounced me.
Papa Tymisonn: Soundly.
OMG Dirty: Big Burly orcs.
Papa Tymisonn: With clubs.
AngeloState606: I don't believe you two!
OMG Dirty: *Shoots Bill a "I tried" look*
AngeloState606: *Flies out the door*
Papa Tymisonn: ... son of a... >.<
OMG Dirty: .......*GROAN*
OMG Dirty: *Starts up a fine cuss in the drow tongue*
Papa Tymisonn: *punches a table, damaging it*
AngeloState606: *shouts back to Elan and Bill* I'm in there with creepy nasty-man and you're out here kickin' each other's ASSES!
AngeloState606: What's gotten into you two?
OMG Dirty: *Goes outside to confront Annie*
AngeloState606: Why can't ye just get along?
OMG Dirty: Because we both care for you. That honestly makes things difficult to be buddies when you are a man.
OMG Dirty: We're TRYING very HARD to get along to help you out with your problem.
AngeloState606: *Rolls her eyes; is storming off toward the elfs house*
AngeloState606: Aye...sure looks it...
Papa Tymisonn: ... *goes outside*
OMG Dirty: .......We'd have done this much earlier otherwise.
Papa Tymisonn: *following them if we're walking and talking*
OMG Dirty: *starts muttering prayers to himself, healing his injuries*
AngeloState606: *stops short; looks around confused; is obviously too angry to be coherent; starts muttering to herself*
OMG Dirty: ...Let me heal your leg Bill.
Papa Tymisonn: ... do it on the way...
Papa Tymisonn: ... *sigh*
OMG Dirty: *angry muttering*
OMG Dirty: *Bills leg feels a good deal better, at least he doesn't have the limp at the moment*
Papa Tymisonn: IM: We REALLY did it this time...
Papa Tymisonn: IM: She's going to forget about BOTH of us, and marry... a plumber!
OMG Dirty: *Doesn't bother with healing the rest of bills injuries as they are all rather minor*
AngeloState606: *Shoots the two a look, eyeing them both*
Papa Tymisonn: ...
OMG Dirty: *Elan who is usually a picture of some sort of serenity, looks far more akin to his drow relatives in the fact he looks a solid mixture of thoroughly pissed off, and morose*
OMG Dirty: *Add in a dash of naughty school boy awaiting a lecture from his mother*
Papa Tymisonn: *looks embarassed, mostly*
AngeloState606: *Is breathing heavily, heaving chest and all; yes...very upset*
AngeloState606: I don't CARE how it started...I don't CARE how it ended, but this better not happen again...
AngeloState606: I care for the both of you TOO MUCH to tolerate seein' you tear each other apart.
OMG Dirty: *The chin is set, Elan is also too angry to really gather a proper response at the moment*
OMG Dirty: We didn't.
AngeloState606: Mhmm.
OMG Dirty: You'll note I didn't use my magic, and Bill could have done a hell of a lot worse.
AngeloState606: So that excuses it, hm?
OMG Dirty: No.
Papa Tymisonn: Nope.
Papa Tymisonn: But it won't happen again. My hand to the Gods.
OMG Dirty: But we did hold back.
OMG Dirty: Aye. I promise to.
OMG Dirty: *Too
AngeloState606: *Crosses her arms over her chest and starts tapping her foot* Now shake.
Papa Tymisonn: ...
OMG Dirty: IM: Unless this guttertrash gives me a solid undeniable reason to set him ablaze with holy fire.
Papa Tymisonn: IM: Ugh.
Papa Tymisonn: .... *extends a hand*
AngeloState606: *THE ANGRY MOTHER LOOK*
OMG Dirty: *Looks uncharacteristically defiant over this one*
AngeloState606: O.o
AngeloState606: O.O
AngeloState606: *Still tapping the foot*
OMG Dirty: What does this prove? You know we do not like each other.
AngeloState606: I at least want to see a sign of peace!
OMG Dirty: Fine.
Papa Tymisonn: Just do it, ya *mumbled* stubborn pretty boy... e_e
OMG Dirty: *shakes*
OMG Dirty: *mutter* =Guttertrash thieving cutthroat.=
Papa Tymisonn: *breaks the shake at the quickest convenience*
AngeloState606: *Sighs and puts a hand on her forehead*
AngeloState606: Thank you, boys...
OMG Dirty: IM: Who is a boy? I could be your grandfather.
AngeloState606: I'm really happy you're here helping me, but what good is it if you're too distracted competin' with each other...
Papa Tymisonn: (Wow, Bill's ready to hurt Elan some more...)
Papa Tymisonn: You're right.
OMG Dirty: *sighs*
OMG Dirty: IM: Completely ignore that you essentially forced my hand into doing something against my faith.
OMG Dirty: IM: No. Of course not. I have no reason to be angry, when my faith is one of the most important things in my life.
OMG Dirty: *Merely nods his head*
AngeloState606: *Turns and heads toward the elfs house; starts walking very speedily*
OMG Dirty: IM: I'll just shove any pride I have down my throat and swallow it, and give up what matters to me, and devote myself entirely to you!
OMG Dirty: *Follows as well, doing his best angst face*
AngeloState606: *pulls her hair back while walking and fixes her shirt*
AngeloState606: *is very silent; the kind of silence where you know something's stewing*
Papa Tymisonn: *bored, puts two of his blades on his shoulders*
OMG Dirty: *As the walk continues, Elan's expression mellows....if you look at him, it's easy to believe he's likely doing some form of meditation*
AngeloState606: =I can't believe they left me in there...and why? To beat each other into the ground!+
AngeloState606: =
Papa Tymisonn: (Bill: ... you TOLD ME TO GO, WOMAN! >.<)
AngeloState606: (Annie: But not to get into a fist fight!)
Papa Tymisonn: (Bill: And what would you do if your rival kicked you in the arse?)
AngeloState606: (Annie: It was more of a "go get him and then come right back")
AngeloState606: (Annie: Point.)
Papa Tymisonn: (Bill: Thought so.)
Papa Tymisonn: *we at the house yet?*
OMG Dirty: (Elan: ......I am the villian in this now. I knew it.)
OMG Dirty: (Elan: RACISM!)
AngeloState606: (Annie: See! Those Catholic Priests were smart to choose to keep women out of their lives! Elan makes things complicated!!!!)
OMG Dirty: (Elan: 9.9 Then agaaaaaaain I don't sneak into peoples rooms at night and threaten their lives. dickweed.)
Papa Tymisonn: (Blame Ashura. The horny old bird...)
OMG Dirty: *They finally reach the house, after an hours long walk of complete silence*
AngeloState606: *Walks up to the door and knocks*
OMG Dirty: *No answer!*
AngeloState606: *Peers through the window*
OMG Dirty: *Since the illusion is up to make the place appear deserted, when you look inwards, it looks like a barren shack*
AngeloState606: *Knocks on the door again, louder*
OMG Dirty: *The door opens a crack by itself with a creek*
Papa Tymisonn: ...
OMG Dirty: *And stops with a soft thud*
AngeloState606: O.o *lightly pushes on the door, staying outside, and watching the door open on it's own*
Papa Tymisonn: IM: Well, we may have made a man sterile for no reason. Hilarious.
OMG Dirty: *Before it opens all the way*
OMG Dirty: *THe door won't open anymore, something is blocking it*
Papa Tymisonn: ... stand back, Annie...
AngeloState606: Aye...
AngeloState606: *steps back*
Papa Tymisonn: *steps to the front, and looks behind the door, a blade drawn*
OMG Dirty: *Muttering, a soft light envelops all of them*
OMG Dirty: *Marret is there, collapsed on the floor....in a pool of drying blood*
AngeloState606: Oh...dear...
Papa Tymisonn: .
Papa Tymisonn: (Marret was the fella, right?)
AngeloState606: (no the wife)
OMG Dirty: (nope.)
OMG Dirty: (yep. Wife.)
Papa Tymisonn: ... this isn't good.
OMG Dirty: Move aside.....
AngeloState606: *Draws her dagger from her boot*
Papa Tymisonn: Hate to say it, Annie, but you may not be gettin' that translation after all...
OMG Dirty: Let me see her.....
Papa Tymisonn: *does so*
OMG Dirty: *The white mage in a frantic slips sideways through the door and pulls Marret away from it*
OMG Dirty: *He's feeling her neck, her wrists, and holding his hands over her mouth for some sign of life*
AngeloState606: What happened to her?
OMG Dirty: =DAMN EVERYTHING.=
OMG Dirty: *uses his fingers to shut her eyes*
OMG Dirty: *hangs his head*
OMG Dirty: Someone has stabbed her.
OMG Dirty: Many times...
OMG Dirty: And by the shade of these wounds, I'd say with a poisened weapon.
AngeloState606: *closes her eyes in defeat*
AngeloState606: Where is he?
OMG Dirty: *Lays Marret down and folds her arms*
OMG Dirty: *And looks around*
Papa Tymisonn: We'll find him. But stay close.
Papa Tymisonn: Can't be too happy a fellow right now...
OMG Dirty: *A quick look around the living room reveals nothing*
AngeloState606: Aye...
OMG Dirty: ......Upstairs.
OMG Dirty: *Begins running up the stairs*
Papa Tymisonn: o.o
AngeloState606: *follows*
Papa Tymisonn: ...
Papa Tymisonn: IM: So much for stealth...
OMG Dirty: *Damn those elven ears!*
OMG Dirty: *THey enter into a bedroom, which has been torn to hell*
Papa Tymisonn: *is right behind*
AngeloState606: *Looks around*
OMG Dirty: *The grey elf has propped himself up in the corner of the room, his books piled around him. Apparantly he dragged himself there, a bloody sword at his side*
AngeloState606: *Runs over to the elf*
AngeloState606: *Kneels down next to him to look at his face*
Papa Tymisonn: *runs over to him as well, John and Lucy at the ready*
OMG Dirty: *He's a lot grayer now, so don't worry so much about him*
AngeloState606: *w* Sir?
OMG Dirty: .........Poisened.
OMG Dirty: I can smell it on him.
OMG Dirty: *moves the Elves hand to reveal a single slash to his side, nothing that would have been fatal*
Papa Tymisonn: ... *resheathes his weapons*
AngeloState606: *Covers her face with her hands and weeps softly*
OMG Dirty: *Gets on his knees and begins to mutter a quiet prayer*
OMG Dirty: *Then quietly pats annie's back*
OMG Dirty: *Unsure of whether or not she'll allow him to touch her*
AngeloState606: *Looks up; starts crying a little bit harder* Elan, I'm so sorry....
AngeloState606: I asked you to do it...you really didn't want to....I'm so sorry....
OMG Dirty: *Opens up his arms and hugs her, seeing that trying to comfort her won't earn him a slap*
AngeloState606: *Heavy sobs* It was all for nothing.....nothing...*sobs*
OMG Dirty: Shhhh...
OMG Dirty: They are in a better place...
OMG Dirty: We will find who did this.
AngeloState606: *Cries heavier*
OMG Dirty: ....And in the mean time, I will do what I can to see that Mr. Rowan suffers no ill.
OMG Dirty: *hugs*
OMG Dirty: Am I right, Bill, we will find who did this?
Papa Tymisonn: *nods*
OMG Dirty: *quietly pulls her hair away from her face*
AngeloState606: *Still sobbing*
Papa Tymisonn: *pats Elan's leg with a blade*
OMG Dirty: *Fishes out a handkerchief*
Papa Tymisonn: (scratch)
OMG Dirty: *And wipes her face*
OMG Dirty: We should..probably check around the house....
OMG Dirty: The bodies are warm.
OMG Dirty: ......We aren't safe.
Papa Tymisonn: Keep her safe. I'll be right back.
OMG Dirty: *Nods his head*
AngeloState606: Who...would have DONE this? They should have been able to easily defend themselves...
Papa Tymisonn: *rushes out the door, jumps down the stairs in one motion, and is out the front door, doing a perimeter check!*
OMG Dirty: *Leads Annie over to the bed and has her sit down, then sits next to her and offers her a shoulder*
AngeloState606: *Wipes her eyes and stops sobbing*
OMG Dirty: *HE finds nothing out of the ordinary at all*
AngeloState606: *Leans on his shoulder* I'm so so sorry. Elan....
OMG Dirty: *THe place doesn't seem to be broken into, and all obvious hiding spots contain no criminal*
OMG Dirty: I forgive you Annie.
Papa Tymisonn: ... sneaky...
OMG Dirty: But don't think on that now.
OMG Dirty: I was not exactly well behaved myself.
Papa Tymisonn: *heads back inside, and up the stairs he goes*
OMG Dirty: IM:.....Though that boot to the pants was worth the beating.
OMG Dirty: Anything?
OMG Dirty: *To bill*
Papa Tymisonn: We're clear outside. I'll give the house a check and if it's good, we should be alright.
Papa Tymisonn: Unless spells be about.
OMG Dirty: Let me check.
OMG Dirty: *Closes his eyes, and seems to be concentrating*
OMG Dirty: *opens them*
OMG Dirty: There is magic here.
OMG Dirty: Aside from the illusions.
Papa Tymisonn: ... point me in a direction.
OMG Dirty: ....There is the trace of a teleportation spell that happened here.
Papa Tymisonn: ... drat...
OMG Dirty: Someone popped themselves in, and popped themselves out.
Papa Tymisonn: So whoever was here is long gone,then.
OMG Dirty: .....Afraid so.
OMG Dirty: They could be miles away.
Papa Tymisonn: ... *sheathes blades, finally*
AngeloState606: *Sighs, defeated*
OMG Dirty: ......
Papa Tymisonn: Best go gather the guard, then. This is their territory.
OMG Dirty: .............
OMG Dirty: Wait.
OMG Dirty: *Gets up*
OMG Dirty: *opens one of the grey elves hands*
OMG Dirty: *clutched there, is a talisman with a bit of broken chain*
Papa Tymisonn: What'sat? o.o
AngeloState606: O.o
OMG Dirty: *It's a large dull metal disk, that would look completely worthless to just about everyone*
OMG Dirty: .....This is .....
OMG Dirty: Very powerfullly charged with magic.
OMG Dirty: I can't tell what it does....
OMG Dirty: But perhaps the guard can decifer it.
OMG Dirty: ....IT looks like it was ripped off something.
AngeloState606: Or someone...
OMG Dirty: Exactly.
OMG Dirty: ......*picks up the disk*
AngeloState606: I still can't believe it...how powerful was this person to be able to defeat them?
OMG Dirty: *Elans image waivers and he is suddenly a black shrouded figure, long, lean, skeletal and tall, with glowing eyes, and a fuzzed outline, suggesting, that he is not entirely solid*
Papa Tymisonn: O.O *blades!*
AngeloState606: O.O *speechless*
AngeloState606: *Collapses to the floor*
OMG Dirty: *Drops the amulet*
OMG Dirty: *And Elan resumes his normal form*
OMG Dirty: *And he rushes over to Annie*
AngeloState606: *Is unconcious*
OMG Dirty: *begins patting her face*
OMG Dirty: What happened?
Papa Tymisonn: *right there too*
Papa Tymisonn: You turned into some sort of... specter!
OMG Dirty: *patpatpat!*
OMG Dirty: ........An illustion amulet.
OMG Dirty: Like my ring.
AngeloState606: *still unconcious*
OMG Dirty: .....I bet the elf saw right through it like he did mine.
OMG Dirty: .....And decided to remove the image.
OMG Dirty: .....
Papa Tymisonn: ... let's get out of here.
OMG Dirty: *kisses Annie's cheek*
AngeloState606: *still unconcious*
OMG Dirty: Alright. Let's wake her though.
OMG Dirty: ......Got anythign wet on you?
OMG Dirty: Annie? Wake up, please.
Papa Tymisonn: *picks her up* Perhaps the night air...
OMG Dirty: Right.
Papa Tymisonn: *takes her downstairs, outside*
OMG Dirty: *Follows*
AngeloState606: *still unconcious*
Papa Tymisonn: *sigh* Work on it on the way.
OMG Dirty: ....
OMG Dirty: Right.
OMG Dirty: *begins muttering a simple Cure spell*
OMG Dirty: *And casts it on her*
AngeloState606: *stirs, moaning a little and grabbing the back of her head*
AngeloState606: *then gasps!*
AngeloState606: WHERE IS HE! *She shoots to her feet holding her dagger at arms length)
AngeloState606: *
AngeloState606: *Spins around*
AngeloState606: WHERE ARE YOU, YOU BASTARD!
Papa Tymisonn: Teleportation spell, Annie.
OMG Dirty: .....
Papa Tymisonn: Elan felt it. He's gone.
OMG Dirty: Annie, he is not here.
OMG Dirty: Please calm yourself.
AngeloState606: But...I saw...I saw him....
OMG Dirty: An Illusion.
OMG Dirty: Like my ring.
AngeloState606: *Sigh; puts her dagger back*
OMG Dirty: It went over me when I touched it.
Papa Tymisonn: ... don' worry, Annie. We'll get 'im.
OMG Dirty: .......We need to get to a guard station immediately.
AngeloState606: Aye...*rubs the back of her head*
OMG Dirty: .....We need to report the........murders.
OMG Dirty: *Elan too looks incredibly crestfallen*
AngeloState606: *Nods...and picks up her feet, heavily*
AngeloState606: *Looks at Elan* Are you feelin' alright?
OMG Dirty: ......I would feel better if we had been there only a half hour earlier.
OMG Dirty: .....I could have saved them.
AngeloState606: ....Aye....*is silent*
OMG Dirty: IT is no matter for me to remove poisen.
OMG Dirty: ....Or to mend flesh.
AngeloState606: IM: I'll never find out what that note says....
OMG Dirty: *a slight flash of anger and then the slightly mopey look again*
OMG Dirty: I wonder if we should even seek out that second grey elf in town.
OMG Dirty: Or if they have already suffered similiarly.
AngeloState606: *Shakes her head* Even if we did, what sort of outlandish errand would I be runnin' for him...
OMG Dirty: ...
OMG Dirty: *Sigh* Perhaps we should take the note to the scholars at the academy.
OMG Dirty: They may not be grey elves themselves, but they may be able to translate.
AngeloState606: *Nods, and is silent; looks very sad*
Papa Tymisonn: Don' be givin' up hope, Annie.
Papa Tymisonn: We'll succeed yet.
OMG Dirty: *Shyly reaches out a hand and takes Annie's*
AngeloState606: *Peers up at Bill and gives a slight smile*
OMG Dirty: *Gives it a gentle squeeze*
AngeloState606: *sighs*
AngeloState606: (sleeeeeeeep)
OMG Dirty: (I wholeheartedly agree.)
OMG Dirty: (SLEEP)
Papa Tymisonn: (Agreeed.)
OMG Dirty: /rp
AngeloState606: Well that was interesting...
Papa Tymisonn: That was fun.
AngeloState606: Si, senor
Papa Tymisonn: And I'm real tired.
OMG Dirty: Stupid fighting roosters.
Papa Tymisonn: Goodnight!
AngeloState606: Me tooo
AngeloState606: Heh
Papa Tymisonn: ^_^
OMG Dirty: Nighto!
AngeloState606: Damn cocks!