You have just entered room "allhallowsrp."
AngeloState606 has entered the room.
Papa Tymisonn: (I shall be back. I still smell Wendy's on me.)
AngeloState606: (oooh? REALLY? Shouldn't you be studying, X?)
OMG Dirty: (A SHORT rp tara.)
AngeloState606: (fine with me)
OMG Dirty: (allow me to underline. SHORT.)
AngeloState606: (FINE with me)
OMG Dirty: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
AngeloState606: (screams in pain!!!)
AngeloState606: (sweet GOD where did you find that???)
OMG Dirty: (HAHAHAHA)
AngeloState606: (it hurts my soul! but...I....HAVE TO....listen...AGAIN!)
OMG Dirty: (HEHEHEHE)
OMG Dirty: (LLAMA LLAMA DUCK!)
AngeloState606: (fuckin' A; that must be from the same ass hole who did the badgers thing
AngeloState606: )
OMG Dirty: (I could link you to a worse one.)
AngeloState606: (*shriek* please...NOOoooooooooooo!)
OMG Dirty: http://www.transbuddha.com/alphamonkey/html/trevor.html
AngeloState606: (you've shown me that one before; I think the llama one is worse; it's like injecting crack through your ears
AngeloState606: )
Papa Tymisonn: (I'm back.)
AngeloState606: (YAY; she's trying to poison me through my eyes!)
OMG Dirty: http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/magical+trevor+3/
AngeloState606: (NO...NO MORE)
AngeloState606: (I reFUSE to click on that)
OMG Dirty: http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/kenya/
AngeloState606: (make it stopppppppp)
OMG Dirty: (HAHAHAHA!)
AngeloState606: (She's evil, charles...pure evil)
Papa Tymisonn: (Just the way I like 'em.)
OMG Dirty: http://www.stevesullivan.co.uk/heapmov.html
OMG Dirty: (Careful with that one tara!)
OMG Dirty: (It's naaaaaaughty.)
OMG Dirty: (well now! What should we do!)
AngeloState606: (No...i haven't opened one since magical treasure)
OMG Dirty: (I vote it be the next day with Georgie there!)
OMG Dirty: (OPEN EM!)
OMG Dirty: (OPEN EM ALL)
Papa Tymisonn: (Works for me. Wait... MORNING? Awww...)
AngeloState606: (Georgie didn't even finish telling Annie what was going on; he was just about to bust out with the story of her parents)
Papa Tymisonn: (I actually really want some nighttimeness...)
OMG Dirty: (Alright)
OMG Dirty: (Set up the scene tara. I don't remember.)
AngeloState606: <Annie, Elan, and Georgie are sitting around Annie's table; it's very late at night>
AngeloState606: Ya see, lass....the Nightwing...the very ship you captained...well, your parents sailed in that ship for 12 years....
AngeloState606: Durin' that time, your father, Tommy, became very good friends with Denny.
AngeloState606: Tommy.....*Annie said looking rather distant, tears still speechless*
AngeloState606: Aye...the last night Denny saw him and yer mum...well, he wasn't too sure 'bout what happened...
AngeloState606: It was late...he was sleepin'....and he woke with a loud noise comin' from yer parents room.
AngeloState606: But, when he went over there, your parents, well....
AngeloState606: *Annie starts to feel tears filling her eyes again* What, Georgie?
AngeloState606: *Clears his throat* Well, Miss...they were gone...vanished...
AngeloState606: *Denny points to the necklace she always wears* Denny just found that...laying on the ground....next to a, uh, note...written on the floorboards...
AngeloState606: By yer pappy, seemin'ly...for Denny to find you.
AngeloState606: *Annie has a look of confusion first, then a touch of anger* You knew 'bout this the whole time? Denny knew? Why didn't anyone tell me??
AngeloState606: *Denny frowns* That's a fair question, lass...truth is, Denny didn't know how to tell ya...nor did I...
AngeloState606: Didn't think it would be of any consequence, but when all the strange happenin's started, well, I thought you deserved to know...just in case...
OMG Dirty: *Quietly listens*
AngeloState606: *Annie tilts her head in thought* So...me parents..vanished?
AngeloState606: Aye, lass....it was almost as if they'd never been on the boat...
AngeloState606: So...*Annie feels a revelation*so they...they may be...alive??
AngeloState606: *Georgie raises an eyebrow* Well, you know...that's a possibility, lass...but I wouldn't put my money on it.
Papa Tymisonn: *Annie may just feel a pair of eyes at the window, staring at the scene*
AngeloState606: I say it sounds like a damn good possibility! Elan! We HAVE to find out what that letter says!
AngeloState606: You said that it mentioned my parents...
AngeloState606: *Georgie peers around the room and sees a figure watching them through the window*
AngeloState606: HEY! *He jumps up and thrusts the door open*
Papa Tymisonn: O.O
AngeloState606: MIND YER BLOODY BUSINESS, SCUM!
AngeloState606: *Annie watches Georgie and sees him out the door; she follows to see who he's talking to*
Papa Tymisonn: *the man, with his dark hair, four swords, and half full bottle of whiskey, just kind of... backs off, and begins to go away*
AngeloState606: *Sees that it's Blades Bill* OH, Bill! Georgie, it's alright; he's a friend.
AngeloState606: What're you doin' out at this time o' night?
Papa Tymisonn: Umuh... nuffin', nuffin', I... was jush...
Papa Tymisonn: *obviously drunk*
OMG Dirty: .......
OMG Dirty: .......
OMG Dirty: *Steps towards Bill*
OMG Dirty: Hold a minute, friend.
OMG Dirty: *lays a hand on Bills forehead*
Papa Tymisonn: o.o
OnlineHost: OMG Dirty rolled 1 6-sided die: 6
AngeloState606: *Watches*
OMG Dirty: *SHABAM, de drunkified, White light pours over Bill, and he feels.....cleansed*
AngeloState606: Bill?
AngeloState606: Are you...okay?
Papa Tymisonn: *coughs harshly*
Papa Tymisonn: ... Yeah...
AngeloState606: O.o *w* Lass, you've become quite the social butterfly, hmm?
Papa Tymisonn: ... way to take me fun away, Elan... *jokingly, of course*
AngeloState606: *Gives georgie a look*
AngeloState606: Well, come inside...
AngeloState606: Let's all go back inside...
AngeloState606: *To Bill* Sorry, there, lad; I, uh, well, I'm awful protective o' this little lady...no hard feelings?
Papa Tymisonn: None. *offers a hand of shaking!*
AngeloState606: *hearty shake, smiles* I'm Georgie! Pleased to meet ye!
Papa Tymisonn: They call me Blades Bill.
AngeloState606: *Annie finds a seat at her table and looks as if she's deep in thought over the information that has been relayed to her; she finds her thoughts fixed on the last note she received*
Papa Tymisonn: *sits as well*
OMG Dirty: Not a problem.
OMG Dirty: *seats himself*
Papa Tymisonn: ... *puts the whiskey on the table* Anyone want some? I'm thinkin' that I'm done for th'night...
AngeloState606: *Waves a hand* Nay...thankee...I beleive you are done, sir. *Annie gives Bill an almost scolding-mother look*
Papa Tymisonn: *surprised by this... gives a "sorry, mommy" look to his feet in return*
AngeloState606: There's got to be someone who can translate that note for me...there just has to...
AngeloState606: *Looks confused* Note? What note?
AngeloState606: *Annie opens a drawer and pulls the note out and sets it on the table*
AngeloState606: That was delivered to me not too long ago...by a...very...familiar looking being...
AngeloState606: He's come back, then! The one who found ye on the ship? Oh BLASTed hell....*slams his fist down on the table*
OMG Dirty: *jumps a bit from the sudden outburst of violence*
Papa Tymisonn: ... it's that bad, is it?
AngeloState606: *Stands and begins pacing a bit* Annie, lass, I'm dreadfully tired; and I don't believe this excitement is good for the old ticker *pats his chest* I think I need to head back to the inn and... get some rest...
AngeloState606: *Gives Georgie a hug* Alright, Georgie; please come by tomorrow. Now go get some rest.
AngeloState606: Aye, I most certainly will, Lass. Well, boys, nice to meet ye...be good to this lady...*he shakes a finger and heads out the door, closing it behind him*
AngeloState606: *Smiles for a second and then has a very stressful look on her face* There's got to be someone who can tell me what that note says...
Papa Tymisonn: ... why not ask the royalty?
OMG Dirty: .....I can go......
AngeloState606: The royalty? *Squints her eyes* Will they know...
OMG Dirty: and talk to the grey elves....
OMG Dirty: *This seems to have a lot of gravity to him*
Papa Tymisonn: ... maybe try Elan's idea first.
AngeloState606: You? Are ya sure, Elan? I may be ignorant about some things, but I'm not sure what kind of...reception...the grey elves would have to you...
Papa Tymisonn: ... how dangerous are these grey elves?
AngeloState606 has left the room.
Papa Tymisonn: (Eep.)
AngeloState606 has entered the room.
Papa Tymisonn: (Dubya bee.)
AngeloState606: (sorry; yaniv was sending me a link to something and when i opened it, it make my comp go all retarded)
AngeloState606: (Okay, what was the last thing said?)
Papa Tymisonn: (Depends. What did you see last?)
OMG Dirty: You? Are ya sure, Elan? I may be ignorant about some things, but I'm not sure what kind of...reception...the grey elves would have to you...
AngeloState606: (okay)
OMG Dirty: ......I do not know.
Papa Tymisonn: ... how dangerous are these grey elves?
OMG Dirty: ......It varies.
OMG Dirty: The same as it does with all species.
OMG Dirty: But....
AngeloState606: Aye...
OMG Dirty: Chances are, they will not take kindly to.....my presence.
AngeloState606: Perhaps...I should...handle it myself...I mean...go talk to the gray elf...
OMG Dirty: .......I do not think that is wise.
AngeloState606: I mean, this is my conflict and I'd hate to drag others into it...
AngeloState606: Especially people I care about...
AngeloState606: Why not? If he refuses, I will not press it; I won't do anything to offend him...
OMG Dirty: *holds up his hand*
OMG Dirty: .....Your crew is dead.
OMG Dirty: I do not think.....it is wise....
OMG Dirty: To throw yourself ALONE with a person who can kill a slew of people.
Papa Tymisonn: ... I could join her.
Papa Tymisonn: Increase her chances...
OMG Dirty: ......I think we should all go.
AngeloState606: How can you be sure that the gray elf here...is the one responsible...
OMG Dirty: ......I may not be much of a fighter....
OMG Dirty: But I can create barriers to protect her from things you can't.
Papa Tymisonn: In other words, you can keep us alive.
OMG Dirty: >_> I doubt you can reflect magical attacks.
OMG Dirty: Exactly.
Papa Tymisonn: I do not object to that.
OMG Dirty: And heal you, should that not work.
Papa Tymisonn: ... it's sounding like a good plan...
AngeloState606: Then again, this gray elf may be completely unrelated to all this...
Papa Tymisonn: Better than getting very drunk, anyways.
OMG Dirty: >_>
OMG Dirty: Well then. At least we've tried.
OMG Dirty: And maybe THEY could translate the letter, am I right?
AngeloState606: Aye...the translation of the letter is what I'm most int'rested in right now....
AngeloState606: But, I've a feelin' that the gray elf that is responsible for writing the letter...I don't believe that he lives here in Doma...it's just a gut feelin' I have...
OMG Dirty: .....Though, we should wait.
OMG Dirty: *slight smile*
AngeloState606: Wait? For what?
OMG Dirty: I highly doubt any person would like to be disturbed in the middle of the evening.
OMG Dirty: We can at least be polite.
AngeloState606: Well, yes...it is...rather late. *Looks out the window at the night sky*
OMG Dirty: *nods his head*
Papa Tymisonn: ... ... I should go.
OMG Dirty: No.....I should......
AngeloState606: Are ya feeling okay, Bill?
OMG Dirty: I was just passing by and saw the light on....
AngeloState606: Well, then...
Papa Tymisonn: Well, I should get me rest, if we're to make for these gray elves. And me hotel's so far away...
AngeloState606: I am...rather tired...
Papa Tymisonn: Well, you rest then. I'll be back in th'morning, mm?
OMG Dirty: As will I.
AngeloState606: Aye, then...Bill *Taps a finger on the whiskey bottle* I'll be keepin' this mister! *gives a smile*
AngeloState606: Elan...wait...I should have a word with you...
OMG Dirty: *raises a white eyebrow*
OMG Dirty: As you wish.
Papa Tymisonn: ... till the morn', folks.
AngeloState606: G'night Bill *Smile, hug*
Papa Tymisonn: *returns the hug, gently* ... be happy, Annie.
Papa Tymisonn: *gets up, lingering as he looks at the pair, the duo, the... couple...*
Papa Tymisonn: *and leaves*
OMG Dirty: *looking rather out of place, and unsure of why he's still here*
AngeloState606: *Annie turns and looks at Elan, smiles*
AngeloState606: Something wrong?
OMG Dirty: *hides his hands inside his robe sleeves, and fiddles*
OMG Dirty: Distressing news, all around, I must say.
AngeloState606: Mmm...that's the last thing I'd ever thought I'd hear, t'be honest; me parents might still be alive...*She puts a hand on the musical figuring Georgie gave her*
AngeloState606: *Chuckles nervously*
OMG Dirty: ..........I wonder.....if that is good..or bad in the long run.
OMG Dirty: *pulls an errant braid out of his face*
AngeloState606: That me parents are alive? *sigh* Well, after losin' so much, so often, it's nice to have somethin' to hang on to...besides, I'd finally be able to ask them what happened...
OMG Dirty: *And tucks it behind one of his long ears*
OMG Dirty: True.
OMG Dirty: ......But....
OMG Dirty: I fear......what they may be like, after living so long in whatever circumstances they are currently in.
AngeloState606: Aye...tis true...*sigh* But *She closes her eyes and smiles* that's not why I asked you to stay...
OMG Dirty: *looks to the ceiling in his normal gesture of nervousness or avoidance*
Papa Tymisonn: (Bill: ... darn.)
OMG Dirty: Oh?
AngeloState606: *She looks at him with a shy smile* Earlier this evening, I read your note...and after much contemplation, I'd reached a decision....
OMG Dirty: IM:.......................RUN.
Papa Tymisonn: (HA!)
OMG Dirty: IM: NO IDIOT. STAY.
AngeloState606: *She stands closer to him and grabs his hands*
OMG Dirty: *still looking up*
OMG Dirty: IM: TRAPPED TRAPPED!
AngeloState606: *Pulls his face down to be able to look him in the eye*
Papa Tymisonn: (Bill: Like a rat in a trap, ye ungrateful cur. APPRECIATE THE GIFT YE'VE BEEN GIVEN, YA SCURVY KNAVE!)
OMG Dirty: *Relinquishes and looks, a cute version of a deer caught in headlights*
AngeloState606: *She laughs and gives him a light peck on the chin* My decision, however, will not be relayed until I've cleared up this mess with the gray elf....*Smiles*
OMG Dirty: IM: Here it comes. She is of course not interested in your ridiculous blue hide. Silly priest. Back to the temple--
Papa Tymisonn: (... TEASE! EVIL HORRIBLE TEMPTING TEASE!)
OMG Dirty: *eyes widen*
AngeloState606: I don't want to risk anything happening to the person I....care for...*blush*
OMG Dirty: *eyebrows knit together*
OMG Dirty: IM: TEASE!
AngeloState606: (Annie: *coy* Huh? Tease? What do you mean?)
OMG Dirty: *reaches foreward and holds her close*
OMG Dirty: Honestly, you frusterate me more than any person I know. Even my sister.
OMG Dirty: *Movie star smooch*
Papa Tymisonn: (Amana: We'll see about that!)
AngeloState606: IM: OH, heaven...
OMG Dirty: *Quickly lets her go, and out Elan goes*
OMG Dirty: IM: NO WONDER MY SISTER IS CRAZY.
Papa Tymisonn: (*all of a sudden, the Ashuran temple crawls with giant spiders*)
AngeloState606: *Blushes like a tomato and begins to ready herself for bed after locking all the doors*
OMG Dirty: IM: Woman drives man MAD. Therefore being both is counterproductive and can only lead to long term craziness.
OMG Dirty: IM: ..............So long sanity. Viva madness.
OMG Dirty: *Heads off to the temple, confused as hell*
AngeloState606: (*evil laugh*)
Papa Tymisonn: (... Lex. Go through the motions of Elan going to bed.)
Papa Tymisonn: (Please?)
OMG Dirty: (Hai.)
AngeloState606: *After changing into her pajamas, she sits in her chair and plays her hornpipe for a while*
OMG Dirty: *Elan quietly strides through the silent halls of the darkened Ashuran temple*
AngeloState606: *She stares at the figurine the whole time and thinks about Georgie*
OMG Dirty: *The only thing making a noise is the volumous folds of his cloak*
OMG Dirty: *He reaches his barren cell and opens the door, and though he does not need it to see, lights a candle in his lantern*
Papa Tymisonn: *well, his and the robes of the few other mages roaming about*
OMG Dirty: (At like.....midnight?)
Papa Tymisonn: (Never heard of midnight mass?)
AngeloState606: (heheh...right on!)
OMG Dirty: (Ah. Didn't know it applied to ashurans)
Papa Tymisonn: *the candle light falls on the things in Elan's room... and one other thing...*
OMG Dirty: *closes his door, and off goes his robe with a flourish, it flies across the back of his chair*
OMG Dirty: *He goes to plop down on his bed in just his trousers*
Papa Tymisonn: *it's... well, it's Blades Bill... with a drawn sword in one hand... and a half finished bottle of spiced rum in the other*
OMG Dirty: ......*stops short*
Papa Tymisonn: *and Lucy is at Elan's neck*
Papa Tymisonn: We need to talk.
OMG Dirty: .....To qoute my sister, No shit.
OMG Dirty: Put that away.
Papa Tymisonn: No.
OMG Dirty: ......
Papa Tymisonn: And dunchoo try to 'eal me!
OMG Dirty: I am not defenseless.
Papa Tymisonn: I'll cut ye down where ye stand!
Papa Tymisonn: *wobble*
OMG Dirty: *frowns*
Papa Tymisonn: I'm ... no fool. I know I've lost 'er...
Papa Tymisonn: T'YUUU. e_e
OMG Dirty: *Quietly says a quick prayer*
AngeloState606: (XD)
Papa Tymisonn: *puts blade closer to him* DUN TRY IT!
OMG Dirty: *And a shielding spell forms around him, pushing back his blade*
OMG Dirty: .....I told you.
OMG Dirty: I specialize in defensive magic.
Papa Tymisonn: *BOUNCE!*
Papa Tymisonn: ... rrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRARRRRRRRGH! *begins slashing madly at the shield*
OMG Dirty: Do not wave your weapons at me. Sit down.
OMG Dirty: .......
Papa Tymisonn: *loses steam...*
OMG Dirty: I will use force if you do not knock it off.
Papa Tymisonn: ...
AngeloState606: (omigawsh; that's...kinda funny...in a sad way)
Papa Tymisonn: *plops down on the ground*
OMG Dirty: Good.
OMG Dirty: Now. Talk. Or I'll purify all that evil spirits out of you.
Papa Tymisonn: ... you... yer... great white... high
OMG Dirty: *Seats himself in a chair, not dropping his shield, which is faintly evident because of a strange moving glow*
Papa Tymisonn: 'n mighty... FOP...
Papa Tymisonn: Yuu... had best be good to her... 'rno magic, no god, no spell on Gaera...
Papa Tymisonn: Will save you from me.
OMG Dirty: *Sighs*
OMG Dirty: Bill.
OMG Dirty: She didn't decide anything.
OMG Dirty: She told me she hadn't decided.
Papa Tymisonn: Are ye DAFT?
OMG Dirty: Possibly.
Papa Tymisonn: I see how she... looks at ye...
Papa Tymisonn: ... her heart... it's yers, ya stupid git, now accept it!
OMG Dirty: ......Look, can I please purify you? I have a feeling we'll get a lot more talking done if you're coherent.
Papa Tymisonn: Dun' bother, I'm done talkin'.
Papa Tymisonn: *tries to get up...*
OMG Dirty: .......She hasn't decided.
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OMG Dirty: Something which has infuriated me.
Papa Tymisonn: *does so, with some effort*
AngeloState606: *After a while, she puts the hornpipe down, cranks the musical figurine and then lays down and goes to sleep*
Papa Tymisonn: ... ...
OMG Dirty: And, if she does pick me. I'm as confused as you.
Papa Tymisonn: Wait... sh'... she hasn't?
OMG Dirty: You are far more her type.
OMG Dirty: But I cannot deny I care for her. So I will try anyway. To the best I know how.
OMG Dirty: SO. Until then. It seems we are still on equal footing.
Papa Tymisonn: ... but...
OMG Dirty: And if you'll knock off trying to attack me. And sneaking in my chambers.
OMG Dirty: We can compete like gentlemen.
Papa Tymisonn: Sneak? A feller named Nat... Nate..... Natthew? told me where yer slept!
OMG Dirty: ............*palm to forehead*
OMG Dirty: ......You were still waiting here to ambush me.
Papa Tymisonn: ... I ... never intended to hurt ye...
OMG Dirty: I do not (nor does anyone else I know) take kindly to getting a blade to their throat when they are readying for bed.
Papa Tymisonn: She'd... never... never fergive me fer that...
OMG Dirty: ......Then don't act like a damned ninny!
OMG Dirty: ....I don't think she'd like you holding a sword to my throat either.
Papa Tymisonn: ... ... then dun tell her, alright? PROMISE!
OMG Dirty: ........Let me purify you. And I will.
Papa Tymisonn: ... ... *nods*
OMG Dirty: *holds a hand out and once again purifies his body of the effects of the alcohol*
Papa Tymisonn: ...
OMG Dirty: ........We don't need you with a hangover in the morning.
OMG Dirty: ....If things go bad you're our best offense.
Papa Tymisonn: ... ... I really do care for her, Elan. Just as much as you do.
OMG Dirty: .......I know.
OMG Dirty: ..........I can tell, because you're here.
OMG Dirty: It seems women drive men to be incredibly stupid.
Papa Tymisonn: ... we're not getting all friendly just yet, white mage.
OMG Dirty: *Snort*
OMG Dirty: Don't you worry about that.
Papa Tymisonn: That's a relief.
OMG Dirty: I fully intend to do my best to see that I win her affections.
OMG Dirty: It's her I'm interest in. Not you, scoundrel.
OMG Dirty: *interested
Papa Tymisonn: Smart of you. I make a poor lady-friend.
OMG Dirty: But we both need to cooperate, at least until this gray elf rubbish is taken care of.
OMG Dirty: I have a feeling Miss Annie's life is at stake over this.
Papa Tymisonn: It would be... if she didn't have us to watch over her.
OMG Dirty: Agreed.
OMG Dirty: .........Now get out of my bedroom.
Papa Tymisonn: I was thinking the exact same thing.
Papa Tymisonn: Sleep well, Elan. You'll need it. *leaves*
OMG Dirty: And I am not a fop. Whiskey drenched, Sod.
OMG Dirty: *Shuts his door tight*
OMG Dirty: *And magically locks it*
AngeloState606: (XD)
Papa Tymisonn: *it's knocked at again* Elan? Elan? Did you find your friend?
OMG Dirty: nVn
OMG Dirty: .......IM: Oh bollocks.
Papa Tymisonn: (We don't need to pursue that, we can just timeskip.)
OMG Dirty: **EL TIMESKIP**
AngeloState606: (TIMESKIP!!!)
Papa Tymisonn: (LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!)
AngeloState606: *Annie opens her eyes and rolls over with a grunt*
OMG Dirty: *It's a bright, and fucking cold morning in Doma city!*
AngeloState606: (*SCREAMS IN AGONY*)
OMG Dirty: (it's just a jump to the left!*)
Papa Tymisonn: (... you don't like Rocky Horror?)
OMG Dirty: (And a step to the riiiiiiiiiight!)
AngeloState606: *She sits up and listens for Freddy to be scrambling around*
Papa Tymisonn: (*dresses up in stockings and a corset*)
AngeloState606: Freddy?
OMG Dirty: (put your hands on your hips! ANd bend your knees in tight, then the peeeeeeeeeeelllllllvic thrust, it'll drive you in~saaaaan-e.*
AngeloState606: *She hears nothing* IM: I guess she hasn't made it in yet.
OMG Dirty: I'm here!
OMG Dirty: *Freddy bounces into her bosses room*
OMG Dirty: Didn't want to wake you.
OMG Dirty: Get up.
AngeloState606: (I like RHPS, but that song gets stuck in my HEEEEEEEAD like....gorilla glue)
OMG Dirty: I've got porridge and tea.
AngeloState606: Aye, lass; I'm happy to see ya...
AngeloState606: Porridge and tea, hmm? *Annie says while walking into the wash room, tossing off her pajamas as she goes*
OMG Dirty: *Freddy has her hair down today, and is wearing her purple sari, and belly baring shirt again today*
AngeloState606: That sounds good...*emerges in a bathrobe and does the water run, routine*
OMG Dirty: *Her tummy has the tiniest curve to it, but it's mostly hidden by the sari drape*
AngeloState606: *Steps outsdie* IM: It's bloody cold!
AngeloState606: (*outside)
Papa Tymisonn: *all of a sudden, Annie and Freddy see two figures take up positions outide*
OMG Dirty: *Goes into the kitchen and prepares a cup of tea, adding sugar and milk in the amounts her boss likes*
Papa Tymisonn: *outside
AngeloState606: *Fills the tub up with water and jumps in*
OMG Dirty: .......The hell is all that?
AngeloState606: *Sees two people outside the window*
OMG Dirty: *sets down the tea, and stands at the SIDE of the window, keeping from standing directly in front of it*
AngeloState606: *The window in the bathroom, that is*
Papa Tymisonn: *it's two guards, at the ready!*
AngeloState606: Freddy?
AngeloState606: What are they doin'?
Papa Tymisonn: *just... standing there*
AngeloState606: Hmm...*scrub* think those are the ones to keep an aye on me shop?
OMG Dirty: I hope so.
AngeloState606: *eye
OMG Dirty: ........Their in uniform. So I bet they are.
OMG Dirty: FInish your bath.
AngeloState606: I s'pose...*scrub, hair dip, scrub, rinse, scrub, rinse, jump out*
OMG Dirty: *sets out her bosses bowl of porridge, and sets out a bit of butter, jam, and sugar to add to it*
AngeloState606: *Dries off and throws the robe back on*
Papa Tymisonn: (Guard: *leers through the window*)
OMG Dirty: *Then goes about dusting the display cases*
AngeloState606: (shame on you, charles)
OMG Dirty: (Farida: >_> Aye, keep lookin'. She'll carve off your balls with her cutlass.)
Papa Tymisonn: (No! Shame on that GUARD! Hentai...)
AngeloState606: *Sits down to eat the porridge and drink the tea*
AngeloState606: Thankee for breakfast lass *eat eat* It's awful nice of ya.
OMG Dirty: Eh.
OMG Dirty: There's always some left over from Cardinal and I's breakfast.
Papa Tymisonn: (Well, I'm going to start multitasking. I'll keep an eye on things here, and start making Bill's sheet.)
OMG Dirty: So why not share!
OMG Dirty: *seats herself*
AngeloState606: Aye...*eateat*
OMG Dirty: .....What's your plans for the today?
OMG Dirty: WHICH dashing suitor did you choose?
AngeloState606: *finishes her food and tea and starts combing her hair*
OMG Dirty: You kinda left me hanging last night.
Papa Tymisonn: *Cardinal, today, is on royal business, so don't look for him about today*
AngeloState606: Today? Well, we're gonna try to go talk to one of the gray elves today...about that mysterious note...
OMG Dirty: (Farida: v.v Awwwwwwwwwwww.........)
OMG Dirty: I see.
AngeloState606: Which did I choose? Well *chuckle* that's a secret....
Papa Tymisonn: *He'll be back tonight.*
OMG Dirty: *takes a sip of tea*
OMG Dirty: .........Oh for =SHITS= sake Annie Rose.
AngeloState606: *Sly smile* Aye?
OMG Dirty: As far as I can tell. I'm your best friend.
OMG Dirty: Don't you try that crap on me!
OMG Dirty: I am not a man!
OMG Dirty: I am not made stupid by "innocently" flashed breasts or legs!
Papa Tymisonn: (Ha!)
AngeloState606: *Chuckles* Well, t'be honest, I was ready to choose Elan....
AngeloState606: But, some things have come up...so I'm not gonna officially make a decision until later....
OMG Dirty: (or by seizure poll dances that send ships in the sea of bacon straight to hell.)
OMG Dirty: I see.
OMG Dirty: I knew it. The cards never lie.
AngeloState606: (LOL)
Papa Tymisonn: (My choice is... DAENJ'R!)
Papa Tymisonn: (Dae: ... eh wha? ... baby, we're not lookin' for a third, right?)
OMG Dirty: *Goes and puts the open sign on*
OMG Dirty: (Jazz: *MAUL*)
Papa Tymisonn: (Dae: Just checking. *goes to look for his teeth*)
OMG Dirty: (Jazz: *Openly burns the maid costume*)
Papa Tymisonn: (Dae: *starts eating lots of fatty foods*)
OMG Dirty: (Jazz: *Shaves her head*)
AngeloState606: *Annie fishes through her closet and pulls out a pair of pants and tall boots; she finds a long shirt with long sleeves that goes to the middle of her thigh and puts on a belt over it; she puts her hair in a soft braid*
OMG Dirty: *polishing some brass bracelets*
OMG Dirty: Though.
Papa Tymisonn: (Dae: ... sexy...)
OMG Dirty: The cards said you desired Elan.
OMG Dirty: Not that you would end up together.
OMG Dirty: That, I guess, is still up in the air.
OMG Dirty: (Jazz: ......*Goes and finds another muscular man to sup from*)
AngeloState606: Hmm...*pulls out a random collection of things from the display case and starts polishing* Aye...
AngeloState606: Tis true...
Papa Tymisonn: (Crimson Defender: Hey there, sweet thing... ^_^)
OMG Dirty: (Jazz: >_> Fine. Penisman. You'll have to do.)
Papa Tymisonn: (... that's truly a scary thought.)
Papa Tymisonn: (... I gotta pull him out again sometime... He's fun...)
OMG Dirty: *A figure in white can be seen approaching the store*
OMG Dirty: *snicker* And here comes the worlds biggest virgin!
OMG Dirty: .......Next to you at any rate.
OMG Dirty: *wanders towards the back and takes her eavesdropping position*
AngeloState606: *Feels a few strands of hair fall in her face and brushes them away and then looks up* Hmm?
AngeloState606: *Clicks her tongue* Freddy! *chuckle*
OMG Dirty: *However the figure is walking side by side with a figure in black*
OMG Dirty: *Of Identical height and build*
AngeloState606: IM: Who is he with?
OMG Dirty: *And coloring......*
AngeloState606: *She nervously pulls her braid over her shoulder* IM: DAMN
OMG Dirty: *The two figures stop outside the store, and seem to be having a quiet discussion*
OMG Dirty: *Amana looks towards the store and gives a flirtatious wink straight at Annie......and then he's gone*
AngeloState606: *She looks at Freddy and motions for tea* IM: DAMN that BITCH
AngeloState606: IM: I can't stand Amana...
OMG Dirty: *A moment later Elan enters the store, looking his normal Zen-master self*
Papa Tymisonn: *the two guards stand in Elan's way* And you are?
OMG Dirty: o_o Um.
OMG Dirty: Elan Ill Bast. I've come to visit miss Annie Rose?
OMG Dirty: The proprietor?
Papa Tymisonn: *one peeks in* Miss Rose? Is he OK to enter?
AngeloState606: *Gives the man a befuddled look* Aye...he is...
AngeloState606: Anyone is unless they happen to be shootin' arrows at me door...
OMG Dirty: *Bows politely to the guards and enters*
OMG Dirty: At least they are thorough.
AngeloState606: G'mornin' Elan *hugs*
Papa Tymisonn: *they let him pass*
OMG Dirty: *hugs her*
OMG Dirty: *Though as usual it is a brief hug*
OMG Dirty: *But today is special and it is followed with a quick peck on the forehead*
AngeloState606: *Smiles* I saw ya out there with Amana...is she well?
AngeloState606: IM: At least as far as health goes; I know she's CRAZY!
OMG Dirty: Oh, of course.
AngeloState606: Aye...right then...
OMG Dirty: She was just asking me if I would tutor her charge for awhile.
AngeloState606: Her charge?
OMG Dirty: *nods*
OMG Dirty: Some time ago......
OMG Dirty: She took interest in an orphaned girl.
OMG Dirty: She's been her benefactor since.
AngeloState606: Oh, really?
OMG Dirty: Gives her money for food and lodging, and hires her teachers to train her into a proper black mage.
AngeloState606: IM: At least she's got some sort of a heart...gnarly bitch...
OMG Dirty: I'm supposed to help balance her a little.
OMG Dirty: Teach Abby a little white magic.
AngeloState606: Aye...that's noble.
Papa Tymisonn: (Jansen: HEY! She's not all alone! ... she... just doesn't like me...)
OMG Dirty: She's a nice little girl. Amana is trying to get her into the mage academy.
AngeloState606: Really? So, Amana has sort of adopted the girl as a daughter?
Papa Tymisonn: *the guards let Bill in*
OMG Dirty: Heavens no.
OMG Dirty: .....I would worry if she did.
Papa Tymisonn: (Jansen: Not if I can help it! I'll put a bullet in her head first!)
OMG Dirty: She lets the girl run about on her own.
AngeloState606: Hmm *Sees Bill* Oh g'mornin' Bill!
Papa Tymisonn: *waves*
OMG Dirty: But funds living expenses and school.
AngeloState606: *Smiles*
OMG Dirty: Like a scholarship.
AngeloState606: I see I see....
OMG Dirty: ....*Grudging nod of the head*
OMG Dirty: I would worry.....if she took any more active a role in her life than she does.
AngeloState606: Hmmm...well, then...I can see what you mean...your sister is, certainly, a strange individual...
OMG Dirty: To say the least.
OMG Dirty: *ANd out comes the dolled up Freddy, with two cups of tea*
OMG Dirty: *one for Elan, and one for Bill*
OMG Dirty: *And a wink for her Cap'N*
AngeloState606: Ah, tea time!
Papa Tymisonn: Oh. Freddy... Thank ye.
OMG Dirty: No problem Mr. Bill.
AngeloState606: *Can't help but always be suspiscious*
OMG Dirty: You look like you need it.
AngeloState606: *when it comes to the tea*
OMG Dirty: *And her cheshire grin emerges*
OMG Dirty: *This mornings batch smells of almonds......and some sort of sweet fruit and honey*
OMG Dirty: (Freddy: FEAR ME! I AM THE TEA MAGE!)
Papa Tymisonn: *driiiiiiink* Mmm... good stuff.
AngeloState606: *Sips, brushes loose strands of hair from her face*
OMG Dirty: *Seems pleased, and off the little dark skinned girl bustles*
OMG Dirty: *takes a deep drink*
OMG Dirty: .......I know this flavor.
OMG Dirty: .........*Takes another drink and swishes it around in his mouth, thinking*
AngeloState606: Well, I s'pose we can enjoy our tea and then head on to the elf's house...*sip*
OMG Dirty: ......She used a spice from the underdark.
AngeloState606: I do hope Georgie comes by later on today...
AngeloState606: She did? Really? Is that good or bad?
OMG Dirty: Good.
OMG Dirty: Don't woryr.
OMG Dirty: *worry
OMG Dirty: Not everything of my people's is innately deadly.
OMG Dirty: *....there is disgust at the term "my people"*
AngeloState606: Hmm *sip*
OMG Dirty: It's just from a particular moss that is cultivated there for cooking.
AngeloState606: Miss Freddy, as usual, the tea is lovely...
AngeloState606: IM: I better make sure....
AngeloState606: Will you excuse me a moment, boys?
AngeloState606: *Smiles, disappears to the back*
OMG Dirty: *busily sorting through a new shipment*
AngeloState606: *w* Freddy! It's not...."special" tea, is it?
OMG Dirty: *The dagger eyes at Bill*
OMG Dirty: *w* oh it's special all right!
Papa Tymisonn: ...
Papa Tymisonn: Uh...
AngeloState606: *w* Noooo, Freddy! *smacks forehead* Well, what kind of "special effects" will there be?
OMG Dirty: *W* OH. none of that. It just cost me 30 gil for a package! So enjoy it! AND DONT TELL CARD!
OMG Dirty: *sips his tea and maintains his polite stare of contempt*
AngeloState606: *w* Oh, good! I was worried! *Smiles*
AngeloState606: *Reappers back in the front*
OMG Dirty: IM: Except for the slight increase in energy, it really does nothing! :D
AngeloState606: Back! *sits, sips*
OMG Dirty: *finishes his tea*
AngeloState606: So, what is the plan for today, hmm?
OMG Dirty: Well it was lovely.
OMG Dirty: ........Well. I have found where the elf lives.
Papa Tymisonn: *drinks the last of it*
AngeloState606: Aye...
OMG Dirty: So, we visit.
AngeloState606: Would it be alright if I were to speak to him?
OMG Dirty: I do not know.
OMG Dirty: We'll just have to find out.
OMG Dirty: And my sister did have something of use to give me.
AngeloState606: Hmm...right. *sips, finishes the tea*
AngeloState606: What's that?
OMG Dirty: *he pulls a small silver ring from his pocket*
OMG Dirty: *And puts it on*
OMG Dirty: *Elan's visage changes to that.....of what he would look like as a human man*
AngeloState606: O.O
AngeloState606: Oh dear....that's very...interesting...
OMG Dirty: *Still fine featured, and a "pretty boy", but with light blonde hair, and a small goattee*
OMG Dirty: ......So I do not arouse the distaste of the elf.
AngeloState606: IM: Goodness he's beautiful...
OMG Dirty: .....I hope you both do not mind.
OMG Dirty: *Fidgets slightly, seemingly uncomfortable in his disguise*
AngeloState606: *Brushes those strands of hair from her face*
OMG Dirty: But it is a good distance on the border of town*
AngeloState606: Not at all...as long as you don't...
Papa Tymisonn: j...
Papa Tymisonn: ...
Papa Tymisonn: ... That's just disturbin'. Let's go...
OMG Dirty: *flashes her a pearly white smile*
OMG Dirty: ....>_> Disturbing?
OMG Dirty: ......Does the ring not work?
OMG Dirty: *looks down at it*
Papa Tymisonn: Oh, it works...
AngeloState606: Freddy! Why don't you offer the guards some tea...perhaps they'll need some of it
Papa Tymisonn: You... it... >.< Let's just go, already...
OMG Dirty: Yes Ma'am!
AngeloState606: *shakes her head and chuckles at the boys*
OMG Dirty: *bounces out the door with a tray of tea, and offers a cup to each guard*
OMG Dirty: *Confused*
OMG Dirty: .......IM: UGH. I am so PALE.
AngeloState606: *Follows them out the door*
OMG Dirty: .....IM: And pink. I feel like a piggy.
OMG Dirty: *Follows*
AngeloState606: Well, Bill...are ya feelin' okay this morning?
Papa Tymisonn: As a fiddle.
AngeloState606: *Smiles at him*
Papa Tymisonn: *grins back*
OMG Dirty: .......He should be.
AngeloState606: Good good...
OMG Dirty: *Grumble*
AngeloState606: Hmm?
Papa Tymisonn: *eyes Elan slyly*
OMG Dirty: *Starts walking resolutely*
OMG Dirty: *But keeps his yap shut*
OMG Dirty: It is a fine day after all.
AngeloState606: Well, which way are we headin'?
Papa Tymisonn: *and the guards thankfully accept the tea*
OMG Dirty: ....*pulls his winter wool cloaks closer to his body*
OMG Dirty: Southern gate.
OMG Dirty: It's an hours walk to the house from there.
AngeloState606: I see...well, then...
AngeloState606: *Picks up the pace*
Papa Tymisonn: *keeps pace*
AngeloState606: *checks her pockets for the note; it's there*
OMG Dirty: (Shall we do the time warp again?)
AngeloState606: (YES)
OMG Dirty: (*jumps to the left*)
AngeloState606: (*SCREAMS*)
OMG Dirty: (*and pulls her knees in TIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT*)
Papa Tymisonn: (^_________^)
Papa Tymisonn: (Corsets! Fishnets! Makeup! WHEEEEEEEEEE!)
AngeloState606: *They come upon a house in a clearing*
OMG Dirty: *THey are outside of Doma city, just skirting the border of the thick forest, and are off the main road....making their way through the thick grasses, towards a spot growing on the horizon*
OMG Dirty: (I thought I was doing this?)
AngeloState606: (Just gettin' it moving :-D)
OMG Dirty: (Let the Gm do it lovey. Unless you want to take over.)
AngeloState606: (Go ahead)
OMG Dirty: (If you want to play out the elf and the next parts, by all means.)
AngeloState606: (Settle down; do your thing)
OMG Dirty: (No. I'm being serious. do you have something in mind?)
OMG Dirty: (I'm not being uppity.)
AngeloState606: (No...I don't see this particular elf being the elf that attacked annie)
AngeloState606: (Whereever it goes, annie will follow)
OMG Dirty: (Alrighto. I have an idea then.)
OMG Dirty: *IT's not a particularly fancy house*
OMG Dirty: .......*But it's not something you would expect in the middle of nowhere. As it is not rustic in any way*
OMG Dirty: *It looks like an upper middle class, deserted and off road*
OMG Dirty: *With no current signs of life showing on the outside......*
AngeloState606: Are ya sure this is where he lives?
OMG Dirty: *A toweringly large tree with nodding purple blossoms overshadows the house*
OMG Dirty: That I am.
AngeloState606: *Looks around at everything* It looks awful deserted...
OMG Dirty: .......
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OMG Dirty: .....I do not think so.
AngeloState606: Hmm...okay...
Papa Tymisonn: ... greeeeeeeeat.
AngeloState606: *Walks up to closer to the house and peers in a window*
OMG Dirty: *looking distinctly nervous*
OMG Dirty: *rubs the tip of where his long elven ear would be, but is not*
AngeloState606: *Goes over to the door and knocks loudly*
OMG Dirty: .......*shadows Annie*
AngeloState606: *Listens for sounds inside*
OMG Dirty: *Rumbles from inside*
Papa Tymisonn: *takes up the rear, aching to put his blades on his shoulders*
OMG Dirty: Can you NOT see we are not at home?
OMG Dirty: *It's a sharp womans voice*
AngeloState606: O.o Ma'am? I just...needed, um....
AngeloState606: I needed a little bit of help...with something....
OMG Dirty: *And the door is thrown open*
OMG Dirty: *A TALL, 6'0 at least woman, of the voluptious and then some variety leans in the door frame, wearing only a short silk shift in bright purple*
Papa Tymisonn: IM: I'm going to not say a word. I might get us blown up.
AngeloState606: *Annie lowers her head* Miss, I am Annie Rose....these are my companions Elan and Bill...I needed some help with something....
OMG Dirty: *She's got masses of curly black hair, bright blue eyes......and two sets of batlike wings. One one her back.....and another tiny set on top of her head*
AngeloState606: IM: She doesn't LOOK like a gray elf
AngeloState606: IM: Then again, how many have I seen...
OMG Dirty: IM:..........Oh Ashura. A succubus.
OMG Dirty: What on Gaera do you need my help for.
OMG Dirty: And come inside.
Papa Tymisonn: IM: This may not end well. o.o
OMG Dirty: It's freezing out.
AngeloState606: Aye...*steps inside*
OMG Dirty: *The woman stands aside and points in*
Papa Tymisonn: *takes up the rear, hands on his forward swords*
OMG Dirty: *The house is cozily appointed and a merry fire burns inside, best of all, it's WARM*
OMG Dirty: IM: WOW, would you look at those legs........SWEET ASHURA ELAN. HAVE YOU LOST YOUR WITS?! That's a DEMON.
OMG Dirty: ......Look. I've no idea what you folks want.
OMG Dirty: But my name's Marret.
AngeloState606: Aye...Well...You...uh, you're not a gray elf...are you?
OMG Dirty: So. You've five minutes to convince me not to kick you out like the strangers you are.
OMG Dirty: ......Gray elf?
OMG Dirty: Honey.
OMG Dirty: Do I look like an elf to you? *She does a very alluring pose and lifts up her hair to show no sign of pointed ears*
OMG Dirty: I'm a succubus.
AngeloState606: *Looks at Elan frustrated*
OMG Dirty: .....You'd be wanting my husband.
Papa Tymisonn: *gulps hard* IM: This is not good.
AngeloState606: Oh...right, then...
OMG Dirty: ......*Sigh* If you're willing to wait, he'll be around shortly.
OMG Dirty: He went hunting early this morning.
AngeloState606: Well, I was hoping he would be able to help me with something...
OMG Dirty: ......I however, am going to go change.
AngeloState606: Oh...okay...
OMG Dirty: I'm not going to let him find me in the house scantily clad with strange men.......again.
OMG Dirty: *And off she goes upstairs*
AngeloState606: *Stands around nervously*
Papa Tymisonn: ... I am very worried.
OMG Dirty: *looks thoroughly nervous*
OMG Dirty: I agree.
OMG Dirty: Not good.
AngeloState606: *Looks at the two of them*
OMG Dirty: *The house itself is nothing nefarious. It seems just like a nice quiet retreat, stocked full of books, comfy chairs, and things for creatures of comfort*
AngeloState606: *w* Well, the sooner we can leave the better...
AngeloState606: *w* Just try not to act so....male.
OMG Dirty: *Eyes widen*
Papa Tymisonn: ... *w* How am I supposed to do that?
OMG Dirty: ....I am sorry!
OMG Dirty: ......*W* But I agree.
OMG Dirty: *w* How are we supposed to accomplish that?
AngeloState606: *Chuckles lightly* True...it's impossible, isn't it?
OMG Dirty: *Marret comes back down, wearing a comfy looking purple set of robes*
AngeloState606: *Brushes the strands of hair away from her eyes*
OMG Dirty: .....I suppose I had better play hostess.
OMG Dirty: Wine? Brandy? Dwarven Redeye and a biscuit?
Papa Tymisonn: ... I'm fine.
OMG Dirty: *It's......like ten am. A bit early for alcohol*
AngeloState606: No, thankee, Miss...
OMG Dirty: Ah, no.
AngeloState606: *Smiles*
OMG Dirty: *Frowns a bit*
OMG Dirty: Some smoking tobacco?
AngeloState606: You've a lovely home...
OMG Dirty: ......*Grins warmly*
OMG Dirty: Isn't it nice?
OMG Dirty: I didn't decorate it, but I must say it's perfect.
OMG Dirty: She had very good taste.
Papa Tymisonn: *almost says something, then doesn't*
AngeloState606: Aye....
AngeloState606: So how many years are ya goin' on marriage?
OMG Dirty: Only a couple months really.
AngeloState606: Oh newlyweds, hmm? That's right lovely...
OMG Dirty: *Just then a tall figure enters the room*
AngeloState606: *Smiles*
OMG Dirty: *He stands much taller than that of an average human man, and he is covered in a dark grey cloak from head to foot, the hood pulled up over his face*
OMG Dirty: ......I did not know we had company.
OMG Dirty: *Has a deep regal voice with a strange accent*
AngeloState606: *Squints her eyes a tad*
OMG Dirty: Aye. Barged up to the house demanding to see the resident elf.
OMG Dirty: So I invited them in, didn't I?
AngeloState606: Aye, sir...me name is Annie Rose...
OMG Dirty: *holds up a hand to quiet Annie for a moment*
OMG Dirty: Alright Marret. It's outside on the work table. Go clean it.
AngeloState606: *is quieted*
OMG Dirty: *And out the Suck-a-bus goes*
OMG Dirty: *he pulls off his cloak and hangs it on a peg*
OMG Dirty: *he's dressed in clothing like that of a woodsman, but cleaner, and with an elven cut*
OMG Dirty: *His face is like that of a normal elves, but it is more angular, and he has sharp cheekbones, and bright purple eyes, and whitey blonde hair......his skin is pale, with a mild grey tint, and he is extremely thin, though what is
AngeloState606: *Eyes him a little bit; his height and build is very similar to her attacker*
OMG Dirty: *Visible of his forearms is deeply muscled......there's just absolutely no fat on this individual*
OMG Dirty: ....*He strides over and seats himself in a large overstuffed chair and takes out a pipe*
OMG Dirty: Now. Explain yourself.
AngeloState606: *But the purple eyes reveal to her that he is certainly not her attacker*
OMG Dirty: *proceeds to light it, and to puff away*
AngeloState606: Aye...well, I was hopin' ye could help me translate something...
OMG Dirty: And why would I do that?
Papa Tymisonn: IM: I'll split yer head open. e_e
AngeloState606: Well, I received a note....and we believe the tongue it's written in is gray elvish...
AngeloState606: And, I'll pay ye, sir...for your trouble....
AngeloState606: What's yer price?
OMG Dirty: Price is not an issue.
OMG Dirty: I have little use for money.
AngeloState606: *Watches his face intently* Aye
OMG Dirty: Why should I help someone against one of my brethren, especially when they are in the company of a drow.
Papa Tymisonn: ...
Papa Tymisonn: *facepalm*
OMG Dirty: *Sighs and quietly removes the ring*
Papa Tymisonn: Nice work, Elan...
AngeloState606: Um...uh...*feels kinda "DERRRR"*
OMG Dirty: .........Oh it is a grand illusion.
Papa Tymisonn: (... I love that word.)
AngeloState606: Well, uh....sir...*blush*
OMG Dirty: But you see....I can see through illusions easily.
OMG Dirty: .......I even put one up outside to make this place look deserted, so me and my wife could have some peace.
AngeloState606: I appologize, sir...
OMG Dirty: My apologies for the deception Sir.
OMG Dirty: *Holds up his hand again for silencE*
AngeloState606: *Silenced*
OMG Dirty: The less said from you the better. *to Elan*
AngeloState606: *Looks over at Elan and then Bill and back to the elf*
OMG Dirty: ........I'd suggest you come up with a reason quickly.
AngeloState606: Well, what little we were able to translate of the letter revealed something about my parents...
AngeloState606: I've never known them, sir...and I've been visited by this "messenger" twice now...
OMG Dirty: *takes a puff of his pipe*
AngeloState606: The first visit, well, wasn't a very friendly one...and I'm not sure why...
AngeloState606: I'm hoping that the letter may be able to answer some questions...I 'spose
AngeloState606: *looks down at the floor nervously*
OMG Dirty: ......I'll decode it for you.
OMG Dirty: If you do something for me.
AngeloState606: Aye? You will? *Fights to hide her appeasement*
AngeloState606: Hmm?
AngeloState606: Well, sir...I shall try...
OMG Dirty: *looks quietly to the door*
OMG Dirty: *Motions a hand and a wooden bar slides down, effectively locking it from the inside*
Papa Tymisonn: o.o
OMG Dirty: .......My lovely wife Marret, I've caught several times with lovers.
AngeloState606: *Whips her head around to see this and suddenly feels very scared*
Papa Tymisonn: *a blade is out, instinctively*
OMG Dirty: ......One man in particular.
AngeloState606: ....Aye...
Papa Tymisonn: ... *puts it back*
OMG Dirty: .....I can do nothing directly. That would be distasteful.
OMG Dirty: .........I want you, to slip something into his food or drink for me. And see to it he consumes it all.
OMG Dirty: That will be payment enough.
Papa Tymisonn: ... so... you want us to murder him?
OMG Dirty: ................What......is it?
OMG Dirty: *Slightly mean spirited grin*
OMG Dirty: Worse than that.
Papa Tymisonn: ... *remembers to shut up now*
OMG Dirty: It's a formula that causes sustained damage to the ability to hold one's manliness.
OMG Dirty: If you catch my drift.
AngeloState606: *Chuckles; coughs to hide that laugh*
OMG Dirty: ......I'd prefer lasting humiliation to outright murder.
AngeloState606: Aye, then...
AngeloState606: *Holds her hand out for the formula*
Papa Tymisonn: IM: ... huh. Crafty fellow...
OMG Dirty: .....Do this for me. And I'll tell you what the note says.
AngeloState606: Just tell us who he is and it'll be done....
OMG Dirty: *Strides accross the room and takes out a sheet of paper and scribbles down a name and where to find him*
OMG Dirty: *And he fetches a small vial from on the very very top of a cubbard from the back*
OMG Dirty: *HAnds it to Annie*
AngeloState606: *Nods and smiles*
OMG Dirty: I'll know if you do it or not.
AngeloState606: We have a deal then? *holds her hand out for a shake*
OMG Dirty: *shakes*
AngeloState606: Aye...we'll return as soon as it is finished, sir.
OMG Dirty: *A terribly strong grip that!*
AngeloState606: IM: Hey, careful on the hand, buddy
OMG Dirty: *The name on the paper, in flowing script.....is Nivek Rowan*
AngeloState606: *Smiles*
AngeloState606: (where do we find him?)
Papa Tymisonn: (... HA! Sweet!)
OMG Dirty: *It simply says, the Battling Ass, which is located in the seedier part of the ghetto*
AngeloState606: (BATTLING ASS?!?!)
AngeloState606: (XD)
Papa Tymisonn: (It's one meeeeeeeeeean donkey...)
AngeloState606: *Walks toward the door, but it is still barred; lifts the wooden piece to free the door*
OMG Dirty: *puts his ring back on*
OMG Dirty: *MArret comes barrelling through*
OMG Dirty: *holding a platter full of raw meat*
OMG Dirty: All ready darling!
OMG Dirty: Good good.
OMG Dirty: I will see you soon, I hope.
OMG Dirty: Now please leave us.
AngeloState606: Aye *Chuckle; heads outside*
OMG Dirty: *follows*
OMG Dirty: ..........I think this is a bad thing we are doing.
Papa Tymisonn: *does as well*
AngeloState606: *Laughs* I think it's rather amusing...
Papa Tymisonn: Oh, what's the harm?
OMG Dirty: How do we know it is not poisen?
OMG Dirty: ........Also.....I can only imagine losing one's ability to reproduce to be quite a loss......
Papa Tymisonn: ... I'm sure the philanderer will be fine...
AngeloState606: Hmm...well, the man should know better than to walk on sacred ground; in other words, fool with a married woman...
Papa Tymisonn: ... and I actually have a plan for this one...
OMG Dirty: What's that?
AngeloState606: Hmm?
Papa Tymisonn: I'll distract the bastard with some drunken antics. And while he's distracted...
AngeloState606: We'll slip it into his food and drink, hmm?
AngeloState606: Sounds awful clever t'me...what d'you think, Elan/
OMG Dirty: <_< I do not like this.
AngeloState606: But this is what I have to do to get his help...
OMG Dirty: (Elan: it stinks of side quest.)
AngeloState606: (Annie: totally side quest stenched)
OMG Dirty: (And we should call it a night folks. I need sleepytimes.)
Papa Tymisonn: Besides, you're a white mage... you can revive him if he really dies, right?
AngeloState606: Aye...
Papa Tymisonn: (Kay.)
OMG Dirty: ......Not....if he really dies.
AngeloState606: (si...sleepy)
OMG Dirty: I can purify poisens if I'm quick enough.
OMG Dirty: /end
Papa Tymisonn: (Yes. Bed is good.)
Papa Tymisonn: (NIght ladies.)
AngeloState606: can someone send me the log, please?
OMG Dirty: tomorrow.
OMG Dirty: nighto.
AngeloState606: i lost the first part *snarl*