You have just entered room "datenightrpgww."
AngeloState606 has entered the room.
Papa Tymisonn: ... I was supposed to invite Lovely Jester, right?
AngeloState606: yeppers
Papa Tymisonn: Just checking.
AngeloState606: didja invite her?
Papa Tymisonn: Yes.
AngeloState606: okay...she's looking for it
AngeloState606: she's having to use aimexpress, so it might be acting wonky
AngeloState606: try it again, cha
AngeloState606: she's gonna sign out and then sign back in
LovelyJester has entered the room.
Papa Tymisonn: Yo.
LovelyJester: There. about freaking time.
LovelyJester: Stupid Aim.
AngeloState606: YAY
AngeloState606: (alright...let's check my sexy sexy memory)
Papa Tymisonn: It screwed up on you? You have to use AIME? Owie.
LovelyJester: Yeah.
Papa Tymisonn: I have a copy of the last RP, y'know...
LovelyJester: At work remember.
LovelyJester: Being very illegal at the moment.
Papa Tymisonn: ... oh yeah...
AngeloState606: (card and annie just walked into the room where elan is in a bed half naked with a bandage on his head; card is checking for evil in the room)
AngeloState606: (annie is about to break the news of the contobersial kiss)
AngeloState606: (controversial....damned spelling errors)
LovelyJester: <Elan Ill Bast>
LovelyJester: <The Priest of sweetness, and scaredness of boobies>
LovelyJester: (Teeh hee! This is fun! Because I'm making money, hanging with tara, and RPing. XD)
AngeloState606: (yay...the only thing to make it better would be...um...BEER!)
AngeloState606: (hehehhe)
Papa Tymisonn: (I'll call the liquor store.)
LovelyJester: (By which you mean, the captains Saintly Rum.)
Papa Tymisonn: <Cardinal>
AngeloState606: <Annie rose...shy and coy...wearing a green, sleeveless dress that laces over the chest with a long white chemise underneath, showing through; her hair is tied up and she's wearing her signature necklace>
LovelyJester: (And something Cheesey.)
AngeloState606: (do i need to change my font)
LovelyJester: (Though to attain true perfection......)
AngeloState606: (there...that's wonderfully homosexual looking)
LovelyJester: (That "Be considerate of others poster" would feature nekkid Christian Bale. :D)
AngeloState606: (*is panting*)
AngeloState606: (THERE SHE GOES AGAIN!!! crazy bisexual fer'ners!)
LovelyJester: (brb.)
AngeloState606: (she's helping someone right quick cha)
Papa Tymisonn: (I'm waiting.)
LovelyJester: (darn crazy foreigners! NOOOO!)
AngeloState606: (sweet God! are you the only DA present to these people? do they not see another one sitting over there??)
LovelyJester: (I'm in the magic chair. People always go to the person on the right.)
LovelyJester: (always.)
AngeloState606: (lol....the magic chair?? really?!?!)
AngeloState606: (okay...let's get started...I neeeeds it like I neeeds the crack)
LovelyJester: (YAES! It means I will answer all questions, fix all printers, and deal with all people who don't know how to use a comp.)
LovelyJester: (look, everyone gravitates to this side of the room.)
LovelyJester: (It's because the elevator is on this side.)
LovelyJester: (ITS LAZINESS!)
AngeloState606: (yepp...perhaps you should ask sujhita if you can trade...)
AngeloState606: (total laziness)
LovelyJester: (:P totally.)
LovelyJester: (normally I sit in the other chair.
AngeloState606: (okay....let's go! you still there CHA?)
LovelyJester: (Chuckles. Let's rock.)
AngeloState606: *Annie says to Elan* Well, we hadn't really heard about this, Elan...*looks at Cardinal for a sign of evil or no evil*
LovelyJester: *blinks and rubs his head*
AngeloState606: There was actually something I needed to tell ya...
LovelyJester: A considerate mugger to be sure.
LovelyJester: Very kind of them to have someone pick me up...
AngeloState606: *Annie feels a little uneasy, remembering the kiss, and still unsure of what exactly was going on*
AngeloState606: Well, I, uh, think the magic you left at me house...I think it's gone....
LovelyJester: What?!
LovelyJester: *looks genuinely startled*
LovelyJester: That was consecrated holy ground!
LovelyJester: I put enough of an enchantment to last a week!
AngeloState606: I don't know fer sure, but, I've a feeling that it may have...dispersed...
LovelyJester: <__< Dispersed?
AngeloState606: By someone...
LovelyJester: .......That'd take a black mage of a much much higher degree of skill.
Papa Tymisonn: Sorry!
Papa Tymisonn: (Sorry!)
AngeloState606: Aye...I don't know much 'bout that.
Papa Tymisonn: (Got called upstairs on something I thought would take 2 minutes, and mother came home with groceries, so... ... sorry.)
AngeloState606: But, whom ever it was who did it...uh...Mr. Cardinal here thinks...*motioning to to Card* it was someone...disguised....well, as you....
AngeloState606: *Annie blushes deeply*
Papa Tymisonn: I shouldn't have to tell you who I thought it was.
LovelyJester: <_< Disguised as me?
Papa Tymisonn: *has long ago given the sign of no evil*
LovelyJester: *brow furrows*
AngeloState606: *Annie's eyes are averted to the floor*
AngeloState606: *She takes a step back*
LovelyJester: I really......detest the actions of nosy sisters sometimes.
LovelyJester: *rubs his forehead*
AngeloState606: But, when you are well, you may want to come check for yourself...to see if the magic is still there...
LovelyJester: It'll take a fair amount of work to re-consecrate that ground too......
AngeloState606: *Annie keeps thinking about the kiss...pondering if she should tell him or not*
AngeloState606: (*and she gets all HOT and BOTHERED and decides to RAVISH him right there where he lays!!!!*)
AngeloState606: (hehehehe)
Papa Tymisonn: ... there's one other thing, Elan.
Papa Tymisonn: Your sister, she...
LovelyJester: <_<
AngeloState606: *Annie gives card a sharp look*
LovelyJester: She WHAT?
AngeloState606: *And blushes*
Papa Tymisonn: Mimicked you perfectly. At least, from what Annie told me.
Papa Tymisonn: Including your eyes...
LovelyJester: IM: OH Ashura, give me strength to withstand the machinations of my sibling.
LovelyJester: *Raises an eyebrow*
Papa Tymisonn: Any ideas how she did that?
LovelyJester: ........Yes.
Papa Tymisonn: ... well?
LovelyJester: It's how she avoids getting arrested.
LovelyJester: Ever wonder how a most wanted criminal manages to trounce about Doma unbothered?
Papa Tymisonn: ... of course...
LovelyJester: I won't tell you her other alias, of course, I owe her that much.
LovelyJester: But It seems she's made a new one.
LovelyJester: .....She enchants certain items.....
AngeloState606: Aye, she has...
LovelyJester: So that while she wears them, she has the illusion of being an entirely different person.
LovelyJester: Amana is no illusionist. She has one of her cohorts make it for her. At a great price, so I hear.
AngeloState606: *Annie suddenly feels very anxious and starts backing out to the door; she covers her face with a hand and turns*
AngeloState606: I must get back to my shoppe...
AngeloState606: Goodbye...
AngeloState606: *she flees out the door of the room and to the front of the temple*
Papa Tymisonn: ... ... uh... I should rejoin her...
Papa Tymisonn: But Elan, do yourself a favour.
Papa Tymisonn: Do something subtle about your appearance.
LovelyJester: <_< Subtle?
LovelyJester: .......And.....what.......did my sister do?
Papa Tymisonn: I'd like to be able to distinguish you from your "dear" sister...
AngeloState606: *She reaches the square in front of the temple and takes a deep breath, feeling her face very warm*
Papa Tymisonn: ... if the lady did not say, I do not want to either.
LovelyJester: o_O
LovelyJester: This does not make me a happy man.
Papa Tymisonn: You'll survive.
LovelyJester: Subtle.....
LovelyJester: Well, since she's already paid for it......
AngeloState606: *She sees a fountain and takes some water in her hands and splashes it on her face*
LovelyJester: It's already made.
LovelyJester: The illusion won't change.
LovelyJester: *Snaps his fingers*
LovelyJester: I'll get a small tattoo on the palm of my hand.
LovelyJester: You can check for it when we meet, with a shake hands, yes?
AngeloState606: (HYPOCRITE!!! he doesn't like annies tattoos!!!)
Papa Tymisonn: Exactly. ... on the fleshy part between your thumb and forefinger.
Papa Tymisonn: Makes checking easy.
LovelyJester: (He doesn't LIKE them. but it's the only permanent thing he can think of. :P)
LovelyJester: (maybe she's rubbing off on him. He'll get a nekkid chick on his palm and make it DANCE!)
AngeloState606: (hehehe...i know ....just gotta be difficult)
AngeloState606: (XD crazy bitch)
LovelyJester: (XD HAR HAR!)
LovelyJester: *nods* I will. .....And I will inform Madam Annie of the same.
LovelyJester: If you would please let your wife know as well.....
AngeloState606: *Still splashing water and rubbing her face*
AngeloState606: (WOOT...wet tshirt contest in front of the temple!! OH YES!)
Papa Tymisonn: Right. ... get well soon, Elan.
LovelyJester: I feel fine.
LovelyJester: This is the good thing about working with healers, yes?
Papa Tymisonn: ... then get even better soon. *smiles, nods, and takes his leave*
LovelyJester: *Follows quickly*
LovelyJester: I feel I need to apologize to Annie for my sisters actions.
Papa Tymisonn: ... oh, well, uh... alright...
AngeloState606: (he's still not wearing any clothes)
LovelyJester: (he's wearing PANTS!)
LovelyJester: (.....they were under the sheets.)
LovelyJester: (El pantalones!)
LovelyJester: (El he hee hee)
AngeloState606: (pantaloons)
AngeloState606: (what the hell is her problem?!? why can't people use a regular stapler??)
Papa Tymisonn: (... you lost me.)
AngeloState606: (XD)
Papa Tymisonn: *goes outside, finds Annie getting wet*
AngeloState606: (the swingline is two feet to HER LEFT!)
AngeloState606: (GOOD GIRL!!! GOLD STAR!)
AngeloState606: *Annie feels much more calm now after feeling the cool water on her face*
AngeloState606: *She pulls her hair down and starts to walk toward her shoppe; see's cardinal*
AngeloState606: I much feel better, now...
LovelyJester: *And a bandaged Elan in just his pants!*
LovelyJester: *PANTALOONSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS*
AngeloState606: <.< >.> <.< >.>
LovelyJester: (OH MY FREAKING GOD. HE WENT LEFT!)
LovelyJester: (AHAHAHAHAHAHA HE WENT LEFT.)
AngeloState606: (ROTFLMAO)
LovelyJester: (sorry chuck. She's sitting across from me.)
AngeloState606: *Sees Elan and feels anxious all over again; keeps having flashbacks to when his...sister...gave her that...kiss*
Papa Tymisonn: (... OH. OK.)
AngeloState606: (you should go shake his hand, X)
LovelyJester: (I should. But I think he's talking about homework. meaning he's not a real customer.)
Papa Tymisonn: Uh... I'll go ahead to the shoppe. *does so, swiftly!*
LovelyJester: (WHICH IS WHY HE WENT LEFT.)
LovelyJester: (LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFFFFFT)
LovelyJester: >_>
Papa Tymisonn: (0)
LovelyJester: IM: Traitor.
Papa Tymisonn: (That up there is the loop. I'M OUT OF IT. v_v)
LovelyJester: (so, we'll have a normal rp in a bit? please cos I'm borrrrrred?)
LovelyJester: Miss Annie, I don't know what my sister did......
LovelyJester: But I apologize for her actions.
AngeloState606: *Annie pulls her hair over her shoulder and starts pulling on it*
LovelyJester: I'll try to make them right.
LovelyJester: .........I hope........no one was hurt.
AngeloState606: *She bites her lip and looks at him then straight to the ground*
AngeloState606: It's okay, Elan...no one was hurt...
AngeloState606: *Blushes at the sight of his manly bare chest*
LovelyJester: (SO manly! So ELFY!)
Papa Tymisonn: (Bill: It's not that manly! *tears his shirt open* Now THIS is a chest!)
LovelyJester: (That doesn't sound as great. It sounds kinda silly.)
LovelyJester: (BUT ORLANDO BLOOM IS NOT SO MANLY BUT STILL EL HAWT.)
AngeloState606: But, perhaps when you are feeling better it would be nice to know for sure if the spell has been lifted...
LovelyJester: ( http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5435/163/1600/orlando%20bloom.jpg el Rowr.)
AngeloState606: (*Annie inspects bills chest* OOHH...ingrown hair! you know what that means!! *runs to get tweezers*)
Papa Tymisonn: (Bill: ... eep.)
AngeloState606: *she suddenly feels much calmer and gives a shy smile*
AngeloState606: I really should get back to me shoppe, Elan *she smiles a little bigger*
LovelyJester: .....Yes....
LovelyJester: I'll check......
Papa Tymisonn: *checks the rear door of the shoppe to see if it's unlocked*
AngeloState606: And you should get back to bed, probably...
Papa Tymisonn: *wants to suprise "freddy"...*
LovelyJester: ..........I'd hate to think she put any more enchantments on it......
LovelyJester: But.....I need......clothes...
LovelyJester: ..........*coughs*
AngeloState606: And take care of that sore *Annie points to his bandage*
LovelyJester: I'll be by later.
LovelyJester: Oh that?
LovelyJester: *says a small prayer, his hand glows white and he touches his head*
LovelyJester: *Takes off the bandage and heads back into the temple*
AngeloState606: O.o
AngeloState606: *Annie walks back to her shoppe feeling 100% better than she felt earlier on the way to the temple*
LovelyJester: (Sexy white mage powerrrrrrs)
LovelyJester: *Freddy is there*
LovelyJester: *and she's making tea*
LovelyJester: *.......She is ALWAYS making tea.....*
Papa Tymisonn: *so, is the back door locked? He'd love to sneak up on her...*
LovelyJester: *IT is!*
LovelyJester: *Freddy is busying herself with the tea, and sorting a box of rings*
Papa Tymisonn: *sneaky sneaks in the back, and just... observes her for a bit*
Papa Tymisonn: ... IM: I think she got more beautiful on me...
LovelyJester: *starts polishing the stones on a gold ring*
Papa Tymisonn: IM: Little sneak.
LovelyJester: *while absentmindedly stirring a cup of tea with the other hand*
AngeloState606: *Annie walks up to the back of her shoppe and sees cardinal trying to sneak up on Freddy*
Papa Tymisonn: Looks lovely, dear...
LovelyJester: o_O = BURGLARS!=
Papa Tymisonn: What? O.O
AngeloState606: *Annie laughs out loud at Freddy's reaction*
LovelyJester: *sets up a fine catarwhal, eyes closed and flails!*
Papa Tymisonn: Farida, it's me!
LovelyJester: *manages to splash a little tea on Card before settling down*
AngeloState606: Does that burn?
LovelyJester: o_O
LovelyJester: *hand to her heart*
LovelyJester: You......are.......very bad.......
Papa Tymisonn: ... ow.
Papa Tymisonn: *wipes off the tea...*
LovelyJester: *Gets a rag and starts to clean him up, while administering playful slaps to show her irritation*
AngeloState606: Well, much happen while we were gone, Mrs. Freddy?
LovelyJester: Nothing much.
LovelyJester: Little old lady came in.
LovelyJester: Bought one of the broaches you've been trying to get rid of.
LovelyJester: That tacky green one.
LovelyJester: *wiping at card's coat and mumbling in her crazy gypsy language*
AngeloState606: Aye...tis good.
AngeloState606: Any other...strange visitors?
LovelyJester: No.
LovelyJester: Nothing out of the ordinary.
LovelyJester: A little catchild came in.
AngeloState606: Aye...good...very good...
AngeloState606: A catchild?
LovelyJester: But she was quickly collected by her mom.
LovelyJester: Yes.
LovelyJester: She was like Elan.
LovelyJester: But had kitty ears.
LovelyJester: Very cute.
Papa Tymisonn: ... odd.
LovelyJester: She was playing with her dollies. Must have run away from the mom.
AngeloState606: Hrm...
LovelyJester: We played a little.
AngeloState606: *Annie raises her eyebrows and shrugs*
LovelyJester: other than that.....No.
LovelyJester: Very normal day.
AngeloState606: Right lovely...it is...
AngeloState606: 'Bout what time is it?
LovelyJester: *kisses Card on the cheek and finishes cleaning him up*
Papa Tymisonn: Thank you, dear.
LovelyJester: Seems lunchtime to me.
AngeloState606: Aye...good...
LovelyJester: How about we close shop and get some food?
AngeloState606: Aye...a good plan it is...
AngeloState606: And I'll have enough time to get cleaned up and ready for dinner tonight with ol' Blades Bill...
Papa Tymisonn: *and, conveniently, a food cart is a-rollin' through in front!*
LovelyJester: <_< Oh, the other Mister Pirate.....
LovelyJester: *chuckles*
LovelyJester: *gets her cat grin again*
LovelyJester: Hey!
LovelyJester: *points out the store window*
AngeloState606: *Gives Freddy the eye*
AngeloState606: No more tea for the boys t'day, Farida.
AngeloState606: *Chuckles*
AngeloState606: *Looks out the store window*
LovelyJester: Oh, too late for that.
AngeloState606: Hrm
LovelyJester: Mr. Bill left his cup.
LovelyJester: I read Mr. Bill's tea.
LovelyJester: *smirky grin*
Papa Tymisonn: ... and?
AngeloState606: ....you wahaT?
LovelyJester: Oh.....
LovelyJester: *Singsong voice*
LovelyJester: I don't think I'll tell.
LovelyJester: It was verrrrrrrry personal.
AngeloState606: O.o
LovelyJester: *skips towards to door to procure food*
Papa Tymisonn: (Wait, hold on... Mr. Bill? OH NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOO*gratuitous death*)
Papa Tymisonn: ... don'tcha just love her? *follows*
LovelyJester: (XD)
AngeloState606: *Annie sighs deeply and follows them*
AngeloState606: *Locking the door behind her*
LovelyJester: *inspects the GOODS, by which I mean the cart. With the food.*
AngeloState606: *w* Cardinal?
Papa Tymisonn: Hello, folks! What would you like today?
Papa Tymisonn: *w* Yes Annie?
LovelyJester: What do you have, eh?
LovelyJester: *peering intently at the wares, like a starving pirana*
AngeloState606: You still owe me an explanation...remember the conversation we were having on the way to the temple?
AngeloState606: O.o
Papa Tymisonn: Oh, well, have a look at my menu! *flips over a board, revealing many tasty sandwiches, soups, salads, and drinks!*
Papa Tymisonn: *sigh*
AngeloState606: *To the merchant* I'll have a turkey sandwhich on rye, please...
AngeloState606: *Back to Cardinal* I've not forgotten, sir *gives a smirk*
Papa Tymisonn: *nods*
LovelyJester: 6_6 .....*can't read.....*
Papa Tymisonn: *the fellow is quite noticeably scratching his head*
LovelyJester: o_o .......So....what ......do....you have?
AngeloState606: *Annie remembers that Freddy can't read*
Papa Tymisonn: *doesn't know*
AngeloState606: *she starts to readthe menu out loud to her*
LovelyJester: OH!
LovelyJester: ......A ham sandwhich then!
Papa Tymisonn: IM: ... that was odd...
LovelyJester: And veggitable soup.
LovelyJester: And strawberry cakes!
Papa Tymisonn: ... I'll have the large garden salad with chicken.
LovelyJester: *claps her hands together*
LovelyJester: IM: Foooooood.
AngeloState606: *Annie laughs* Pansy man!
AngeloState606: A salad?
Papa Tymisonn: *wait... is that something happening in the shop? ... naw, couldn't be...*
Papa Tymisonn: I'll have you know it's how I stay in such good shape.
OnlineHost: LovelyJester rolled 1 20-sided die: 19
LovelyJester: >_>
AngeloState606: Aye...
LovelyJester: ..........
LovelyJester: THE SHOP!
LovelyJester: *points*
AngeloState606: *Starts munching on her sandwhich*
AngeloState606: Huh?
AngeloState606: *looks at the shop*
Papa Tymisonn: *two men are robbing the display case!*
AngeloState606: O.O
Papa Tymisonn: o.o
LovelyJester: *Tears towards the shop full speed*
AngeloState606: BLOODY BASTARDS!
LovelyJester: GET OUT OF THERE YOU JERKS!
Papa Tymisonn: *rushes in!*
LovelyJester: *A full 5'5 of fury!*
Papa Tymisonn: Farida! Baby, remember? Stay out of this!
AngeloState606: *Annie draws her dagger from her boot*
AngeloState606: *She lunges at one of the pilfers*
LovelyJester: (OKAY. hold.)
LovelyJester: (Chuck. you're gm.)
Papa Tymisonn: *Card's sword is drawn, the guys are bolting, and the cart... is gone!*
LovelyJester: (Tell us what you want us to do battlewise.)
LovelyJester: .......
Papa Tymisonn: (This is now a chase.)
LovelyJester: ..........The food man!
LovelyJester: .....He's a distraction!
LovelyJester: ............CONNED A CON!
LovelyJester: *growl of rage*
Papa Tymisonn: (OK, Tara, roll a d20.)
LovelyJester: *And out the little colorfully dressed woman goes, and after food man!*
Papa Tymisonn: (... you too, Lex.)
OnlineHost: LovelyJester rolled 1 20-sided die: 3
OnlineHost: AngeloState606 rolled 2 6-sided dice: 2 3
AngeloState606: (oops)
AngeloState606: (lemme try that again)
LovelyJester: *//roll -dice 1 -sides 20
Papa Tymisonn: (K)
LovelyJester: (take out the *)
OnlineHost: AngeloState606 rolled 1 20-sided die: 5
Papa Tymisonn: (This will be Cardinal.)
AngeloState606: (ah...put the dashes in the wrong places)
OnlineHost: Papa Tymisonn rolled 1 20-sided die: 16
AngeloState606: (even on line i suck at rolling)
Papa Tymisonn: (This will be the two robbers.)
OnlineHost: Papa Tymisonn rolled 2 20-sided dice: 5 18
Papa Tymisonn: (And this will be Food Cart Boy.)
OnlineHost: Papa Tymisonn rolled 1 20-sided die: 6
Papa Tymisonn: *The first robber was slow, but so was Annie. Luckily, she was just quick enough to nab his shirt!*
AngeloState606: AAAAARRRRGG!
AngeloState606: (that's me battle cry ;-) )
Papa Tymisonn: *Cardinal's robber was VERY fast, but so was he! UNluckily, he was just a bit quicker, but Cardinal's right on his tail!*
Papa Tymisonn: *And the food cart guy is now rushing through the streets, with a tiny Traveller terror nipping at his heels!*
AngeloState606: (So I have his shirt? Can i stab him into a bloody pulp?)
Papa Tymisonn: (Let's just say one free attack.)
Papa Tymisonn: (Lex and I have to roll again.)
AngeloState606: (sooooo, I can do something to him?)
Papa Tymisonn: (One free normal attack, yes. Or whatever. Do what you think Annie would do.)
Papa Tymisonn: (Lex? Apres vous...)
OnlineHost: LovelyJester rolled 1 20-sided die: 12
OnlineHost: Papa Tymisonn rolled 1 20-sided die: 7
AngeloState606: *Annie forces his hand down onto the counter and plunges her dagger through it, pinning him to the counter; she runs across the room and pulls a very sharp cutlass out of a corner and is prepared to finish him*
OnlineHost: Papa Tymisonn rolled 2 20-sided dice: 3 19
LovelyJester: (Tara. wait.)
Papa Tymisonn: (No, it's OK. I got it.)
LovelyJester: (Alrighty.)
AngeloState606: (okeedokee...do i need to roll again, or was that illegal?)
LovelyJester: (just wait for cha to calls on ya.)
AngeloState606: (he told me i had a free attack)
LovelyJester: (He did then. Sorry. Just seemed a lot of action lumped together)
LovelyJester: (I just saw.)
AngeloState606: (tis okay)
Papa Tymisonn: *The cart man accidentally gets his cart snagged on something, and Farida LEAPS at the opportunity!*
Papa Tymisonn: *Cardinal, unfortunately, loses his man*
LovelyJester: *And the tiny terror is on him*
LovelyJester: *she may not have a fighting style per se, but she had siblings so the tackle and punch is nothing new to her*
Papa Tymisonn: *The one thief is screaming in pain* PLEASE! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME, I'M SORRY...
Papa Tymisonn: I'LL TELL YOU ANYTHING YOU WANT TO KNOW! OR TO THE GUARD! ANYTHING! ;___; JUST PLEASE DON'T KILL ME...
Papa Tymisonn: *is lame*
AngeloState606: *annie is furious! but, she's still clear headed*
Papa Tymisonn: *Farida's man is thrashing!* Get off me, woman!
AngeloState606: YA BLOODY BILGE RAT! WHO THE HELL DO YA THINK YA ARE TO COME INTO ME SHOPPE AND TRY TO ROB ME?!??! YOU KNOW THERE BE CONSEQUENCES FOR SUCH ACTIONS!!
LovelyJester: I will......IF
LovelyJester: ......Ya take a card....
AngeloState606: (uh oh...too bad for him!)
LovelyJester: *flourishes a deck of cards under his nose*
Papa Tymisonn: *nabs one, and FLINGS IT* Go fetch!
AngeloState606: Who do you work for? Or are you just a dirty scoundrel -
AngeloState606: Stealing from an honest, hard working, lady...
LovelyJester: I don't have to......
LovelyJester: *The card falls face up*
AngeloState606: *She has the cutlass pressed firmly against his throat*
LovelyJester: *The fool shows his face*
LovelyJester: *Smiles*
LovelyJester: I'm sorry......
Papa Tymisonn: *Annie's thief* IT'S A JEWELLERY STORE! WE JUST WANTED SOME MONEY! I'M SORRY... *blubbering*
LovelyJester: *If the thief has any money, any property, any clothing, any item of value, anything and everything of worth.....is GONE*
AngeloState606: *Annie eyes the poor fool*
Papa Tymisonn: *naked, even his cart is gone* O.O GAAAAAAAAAAAH!
LovelyJester: *Continues her tackle/holding on him*
AngeloState606: *She steps to the side and yanks the dagger out of the cabinet...freeing his blood soaked hand; still holding the cutless to his throat*
LovelyJester: I'm a mighty witch! BWAHAHAHA! Next I'll take your manly bits if you don't cooperate!
LovelyJester: I can read the future too! And I can see yours! Very very very bleak.
AngeloState606: *Annie shouts to Cardinal* What should we do with them?
Papa Tymisonn: *covering himself* W-w-... but... ... >.< Just get me some clothes...
LovelyJester: NOW. Walk, and I won't take anything else.
LovelyJester: *wraps one of her scarves around his waist*
LovelyJester: NOW move!
LovelyJester: *Snatches the card up from the ground*
Papa Tymisonn: We should take them to a guard station, Annie...
Papa Tymisonn: *moves!*
LovelyJester: I summoned a reaper last week......I could do it again if you make me cross!
AngeloState606: Aye...I have a cabinet next to me bed with some shackles...
LovelyJester: *Chases him back to the store*
AngeloState606: Fetch them please, Cardinal.
LovelyJester: *A smug little woman in every right.....holding the thief at bay.....with a deck of cards*
Papa Tymisonn: *has wet himself*
LovelyJester: n_n
Papa Tymisonn: *goes and gets them*
LovelyJester: *Arrives at the store with her catch*
Papa Tymisonn: ... wait... why do you have shackles?
LovelyJester: (SEEEEEX)
LovelyJester: (CRAZY SEX)
AngeloState606: *Annie winks smuggly at Cardinal*
AngeloState606: Hello? Ex-pirate.
Papa Tymisonn: ... right...
AngeloState606: *Annie gives her prisoner a devlish grin*
LovelyJester: *prods her captive into the store and stands in front of the door*
Papa Tymisonn: *just horrified that he's urinated all over himself*
Papa Tymisonn: *Annie's thief, of course*
AngeloState606: *Annie glances at the floor of her shop*
LovelyJester: *Farida's cocky factor has increased by at least two fold*
AngeloState606: Tsk...bloody marm...
AngeloState606: You've made a dreadful mess of blood and piss all over me floor?!?
Papa Tymisonn: (Wow... blood... urine... there's gonna be a LOVELY smell in there...)
LovelyJester: I got mine!
AngeloState606: Aye...Card is fetchin' me shackles.
LovelyJester: >_> Criminy, Cap'n. Did you have to mess him up so bad.
Papa Tymisonn: I'm sorry! I swear I'll come back and clean it up!
AngeloState606: O' course...nobody crosses Annie Rose...
Papa Tymisonn: >.<
LovelyJester: Mine was pretty reasonable once I used my mighty WITCHCRAFT OF ANCIENT EVIL.
LovelyJester: *Cackles loudly*
AngeloState606: An' gets away with it...
Papa Tymisonn: *Card hands over the shackles, and looks VERY displeased with Farida*
LovelyJester: >_> What?
AngeloState606: Card, you mind securing his ankles and wrists please?
Papa Tymisonn: ... didn't I TELL you to stay out of it?
LovelyJester: I'm okay. He's okay. The thieves are stopped.....
LovelyJester: ......*hands on hips*
Papa Tymisonn: That doesn't matter! You could have been hurt!
Papa Tymisonn: I lo-...
AngeloState606: Aye...he's right, Miss Freddy...
Papa Tymisonn: ... care about you too much to let something happen to you!
LovelyJester: *Raises an eyebrow*
AngeloState606: But, we need to get these criminals accounted for at the guard...
LovelyJester: I'm not gonna sit by an' let them run off.
LovelyJester: I'm not a weak baby.
AngeloState606: AVAST!
LovelyJester: Annie is a woman too, and you didn't raise a fuss!
AngeloState606: but I'm not with child, lass
Papa Tymisonn: ... *secures ankles*
LovelyJester: >__> *Grumbling mightily in her native tongue*
LovelyJester: *Compulsively shuffles her cards as she rumbles to herself*
AngeloState606: His wrists, too please, Card...
Papa Tymisonn: IM: ... did I actually say that word? ... I was not expecting that...
Papa Tymisonn: ... oh. *secure!*
AngeloState606: Thankee, Card...*points to the other prisoner*
LovelyJester: *flounces past card and inspects the case to see if they lost anything*
Papa Tymisonn: *does the same*
AngeloState606: Aye...*hands card her cutlass* keep them still while I get a bandage for stinky here..*looks disgusted at her prisoner*
Papa Tymisonn: *Annie's guy had most of the jewels. The other guy had less, making him quicker!*
LovelyJester: *Sighs*
AngeloState606: * to the prisoners* Sit your dirty arses on the floor, NOW!
LovelyJester: We lost some Cap'n.
Papa Tymisonn: *they do so, one in fear, one sighingly*
LovelyJester: >_> Maybe if we tell the card soon enough, we'll get it back.
AngeloState606: *Sigh* I figured as much..*Annie disappears to the back and reappears with bandages*
LovelyJester: *What an oppurtune time.......*
LovelyJester: *For a certain white mage to come in the door with a horrified expression*
AngeloState606: *Annie starts to wrap his hand* Nay...it'll be fine. We're all okay....they're just jewels.
LovelyJester: o_O What in Ashura's name is going ON here today?
Papa Tymisonn: ... theft...
AngeloState606: *She hisses to the stinky prisoner* But ya better tell yer friend to never show 'is bloody face 'round here again.
LovelyJester: *Elan rubs where his head was bonked*
LovelyJester: >_> Let me tend to him.
Papa Tymisonn: *he nods emphatically*
LovelyJester: *Crouches next to the prisoner*
AngeloState606: Aye...if ya wish..
LovelyJester: ......NOW.
Papa Tymisonn: ...
LovelyJester: I'm going to provide you with aid.
Papa Tymisonn: You're not with... HIM, are ya?
LovelyJester: *Raises an eyebrow*
AngeloState606: *Annie smiles, rather pleased*
LovelyJester: Him?
Papa Tymisonn: ... OK, good, you're not...
AngeloState606: *She disappears to the back for a mop*
LovelyJester: .....What do you mean him?
LovelyJester: The length of time it takes you to answer, is how long I will put off on healing you.
Papa Tymisonn: *not menacing, just scared* Listen, pal, do you like livin'?
LovelyJester: Of course.
AngeloState606: *She reappers with the mop and smacks the stinky one with a mop* Ooops, sorry....just trying to clean up.
AngeloState606: *chuckles*
Papa Tymisonn: Then you'll stop askin' questions about him, K?
LovelyJester: ......HIM.
Papa Tymisonn: Just trust me on this one...
LovelyJester: Well, then.
LovelyJester: I shall leave your wounds.
LovelyJester: I hear the guards have gentle hands when they aren't beating people with metal sticks.
AngeloState606: *Proceeds to clean up the spills on the floor*
Papa Tymisonn: Trust me, pal. I'm savin' your life. o_o
LovelyJester: *For once the serene expression is gone, and Elan looks rather annoyed, and mildly fierce*
AngeloState606: *Annie notices this exchange and puts the mop down*
AngeloState606: Perhaps we shall just take them to the guard, now?
Papa Tymisonn: (*and a new RP idea blooms in the back of Charles' head...*)
LovelyJester: I don't care about the doings of second rate mobsters.
LovelyJester: But what I do care about, is your reasons for robbing THIS store.
Papa Tymisonn: I SWEAR, it was just a random pick.
LovelyJester: And I want your most heated assurance, that the only reason you ventured to this particular local, is it's convenience......
Papa Tymisonn: *nods!*
Papa Tymisonn: *meanwhile, takes Farida off to the side*
Papa Tymisonn: There is another reason why I asked you to stay out of things.
LovelyJester: ........NOW, you will tell me about Him, or you will tell the guards.
LovelyJester: Because I am going to tell them, what you have said so far.
LovelyJester: Either way, you will come clean.
Papa Tymisonn: I'll tell the guards. o.o
LovelyJester: *wipes her hands off*
LovelyJester: Oh really?
AngeloState606: *Annie hisses at him again and reaches for her dagger* You want another taste, ya dirty scoundrel? Do ya?!?
LovelyJester: *looks frusterated with Cardinal, not to mention rather flushed, that was a good chase after all*
AngeloState606: ANSWER HIM!
Papa Tymisonn: Do you fight? At all? Do you have a drop of formal training?
Papa Tymisonn: (That was Card!)
LovelyJester: No.
Papa Tymisonn: (This is the thief!)
LovelyJester: *crosses her arms*
Papa Tymisonn: NO!
LovelyJester: Leave it Annie.
Papa Tymisonn: ... you guys are no guards, and THEY won't get it out of me.
LovelyJester: ......He is stopped. He is not going to commit violence against you.
LovelyJester: He is immobile. Please no threats of harming him, either.
AngeloState606: *Raises an eyebrow at the prisoner* Aye...let's get them out of my store.
Papa Tymisonn: Exactly. What if he had pulled a knife? Struck you?
LovelyJester: But I'm not going to help him, this is for certain.
LovelyJester: *Sticks out her lip*
LovelyJester: He didn't have one.
LovelyJester: And I was too fast.
AngeloState606: ON your FEET!
Papa Tymisonn: That's not the point... I'm saying, the NEXT time you decide to do something so brash...
LovelyJester: *Stands and dusts himself off*
LovelyJester: Sit there and let them walk all over me?
Papa Tymisonn: *puts his hand on her stomach* Two people who mean a lot to me may be hurt...
LovelyJester: HA!
LovelyJester: The baby is fine.
LovelyJester: I am fine.
Papa Tymisonn: *the prisoners have trouble, what with their feet being bound*
LovelyJester: *steps back*
Papa Tymisonn: ... and the next time?
LovelyJester: But if you want me away from danger, you should probably just lock me up in the house.
AngeloState606: *Annie grabs one by the collar and yanks him up*
LovelyJester: *Flounces to the back room, INDIGNATION*
AngeloState606: *Grabs the other by the chains bounding his wrists, yanks him up*
LovelyJester: .......*sighs*
Papa Tymisonn: ... >.< *mumble* dammit!
Papa Tymisonn: *returns to the group* Well, shall we go?
LovelyJester: >.>
LovelyJester: Is Madam Messiah alright?
AngeloState606: *Looks at Elan* Will you assist me in escorting these scurvey dogs to the guard, please?
Papa Tymisonn: ... yeah... *sigh*
LovelyJester: *nods* Of course.
AngeloState606: Aye...Cardinal, please stay here and keep an eye on the store...
Papa Tymisonn: *nods*
LovelyJester: *Farida is barring the back door firmly*
LovelyJester: e_e *And muttering what might be very foul things indeed in her tongue*
Papa Tymisonn: Go on. We'll be fine.
AngeloState606: Aye...*to elan* Take yer pick?
LovelyJester: *picks up the mop and gets to work on the floor*
LovelyJester: *Takes the dirtier of the two*
LovelyJester: And I would not try anything.
Papa Tymisonn: *Fella covered in Blood and Urine it is!*
AngeloState606: Aye....*Annie says with her dagger held closely at her side*
Papa Tymisonn: *FCIBAU nods*
LovelyJester: Just because I am a priest, does not mean I cannot force you to come along.
AngeloState606: (huh?)
Papa Tymisonn: *As does Captain Nudity*
Papa Tymisonn: (Acronym.)
LovelyJester: *Makes him MARCH!*
AngeloState606: *Annie pushes the nekkid one* Neccesary roughness, lad...I ain't afraid to do it...
LovelyJester: *Sigh* This is......an eventful day.
LovelyJester: ......Perhaps you should relocate your shop to a better side of town.
Papa Tymisonn: *and out those two go!*
AngeloState606: Aye...you have no idea....
AngeloState606: Perhaps....I've considered it...
LovelyJester: *clean clean grumble*
Papa Tymisonn: ... so, I don't know why you're mad at me.
LovelyJester: >.>
LovelyJester: *hands on the tiny hips of doom!*
AngeloState606: But, I've never really been motivated enough to look for real estate over there....
LovelyJester: ........I.....am not one to stand behind others.
LovelyJester: Like a coward.
LovelyJester: Or a weak, woman.
LovelyJester: Perhaps you should, my lady.
Papa Tymisonn: I understand that. I mean, look at Shakti. I REALLY know that.
LovelyJester: *the sereneness is still gone, Elan looks very tired*
LovelyJester: .......Fine. I'll sit back. I'll stay put.
LovelyJester: ......Or you teach me!
Papa Tymisonn: ... ... ... I... could do that...
AngeloState606: *Sigh* I'll need some help...I've never had to do it before...me first mate had some friends of his line this place up for me... *Notices Elans tiredness*
AngeloState606: Are you alright?
LovelyJester: If you are so worried about me, and the life of your child, help me defend myself!
LovelyJester: Though I would like to point out, husband, that I brought him back with minimal violence.
LovelyJester: .....It's taxing today.
Papa Tymisonn: But until I deem you worthy to handle yourself, you must PROMISE not to pull a stunt like that again!
LovelyJester: I am worried about the barrier....
LovelyJester: I am worried about what my sister has done in my name.....
LovelyJester: I am worried about how safe you and Madam Messiah are in your shop.
LovelyJester: These are common thieves.
LovelyJester: ............Something more sinister could get in just as easily.
LovelyJester: That troubles me most.
AngeloState606: Aye, those are understandable fears...but I can handle meself...
LovelyJester: *raises an eyebrow and looks at her oddly for a moment*
AngeloState606: I may be a woman, but I'm not afraid to put up a fight
LovelyJester: I've no doubt you can against someone who is flesh and blood, and comes at you with a sword.
AngeloState606: However, the one thing that does scare me....
LovelyJester: But that isn't who I'm afraid of entering your shop.
AngeloState606: Well, you know who I'm talking about...
LovelyJester: *looks at him grudgingly*
AngeloState606: And that's where I need your help.
LovelyJester: *holds out a hand*
LovelyJester: Fine.
LovelyJester: *looks like a small child on the verge of having a fit because they didn't win an argument*
Papa Tymisonn: *hugs her instead* Thank you.
LovelyJester: I know exactly who.
LovelyJester: And that's what I've been talking about.
LovelyJester: ....Though I'd prefer if less thieves appeared too.
Papa Tymisonn: *two guards are at the station, bored to tears*
LovelyJester: ........I could easily patch you or them up, but I'd prefer not to.
AngeloState606: *Chuckles* I'd prefer that as well
Papa Tymisonn: G1: What a boring day...
LovelyJester: *hugs Cardinal and he can feel a bit of wetness on his shoulder*
AngeloState606: But, we'll let the guards handle them, now...
LovelyJester: *nods*
Papa Tymisonn: G2: Ach, yeh. I've not seenannybuddy fer awwurs!
LovelyJester: *Pushes el stinky out in front of him*
LovelyJester: We've thieves for you.
LovelyJester: They just attempted to rob this woman's jewelry shoppe.
AngeloState606: Aye...bloody bastards thought they'd get away with it, too
AngeloState606: There was another one with 'em...
AngeloState606: Made off with some o' me wares...
Papa Tymisonn: G1: ... huh? Oh! Thieves! Great!
AngeloState606: But I ain't concerned about me inventory...just to find the arse and get him behind bars...that's what's important...
Papa Tymisonn: G1: AND there's another one? Sweet! SOMETHING TO DO! *gleefully takes him into custody*
LovelyJester: >_> One escaped.
Papa Tymisonn: G2: Thankye fer bringinumin! Bu'furs' I'll be needin' yer 'fill out all these here f'rms!
AngeloState606: Aye...
LovelyJester: Annie can give the description.
AngeloState606: *Annie raises an eyebrow*
Papa Tymisonn: *the other guard is in the back, so he can't interpret*
AngeloState606: =Damned beauracracy=
Papa Tymisonn: *Cardinal hugs her closer* *w* I just couldn't bear to lose you...
AngeloState606: Alright...
AngeloState606: *Annie fills out the forms and hands them to the guards and then gives them a description of the other criminal*
LovelyJester: *looks up at him oddly*
LovelyJester: Y....youdon't mean that?
Papa Tymisonn: ... I think I do...
LovelyJester: *turns the brightest scarlet in the history of Farida's facial expressions*
AngeloState606: *To the guard* Is that all, then?
LovelyJester: <_< *SIGH*
Papa Tymisonn: G2: Thank yer. Me par'ner'll be returnin' sh'rtly t'intervyoo the both'a y'er.
LovelyJester: *nods*
AngeloState606: o.O
AngeloState606: Aye....?
LovelyJester: Let's go back to your shop, Miss Annie. I want to check out the barrier.
AngeloState606: *whispers to Elan* Why?
LovelyJester: IM: For records.
Papa Tymisonn: *looks her right in the eye* Do not ever leave me, you. It would... ...
LovelyJester: *W* FOR RECORDS
Papa Tymisonn: Suck.
AngeloState606: *Annie is a little annoyed*
LovelyJester: *Busts out in the hysterical sort of laughter*
AngeloState606: Sir, can ya make it quick...I really need to get back to my shoppe...
LovelyJester: Like I would!
Papa Tymisonn: G2: WAIT! Yer c'nt be leavin' now! W're still needin'ter intervyoo yer!
LovelyJester: I've got a little blue haired =baby= in my stomach.
LovelyJester: IM: bollocks.
LovelyJester: *Crosses his arms, and pulls out a handkerchief and wipes idely at his hands*
AngeloState606: Can we hurry it up a tad?
Papa Tymisonn: ... I'll assume you meant baby.
LovelyJester: Yes.
AngeloState606: *Annie gives the guard an annoyed look*
LovelyJester: *kisses his cheek*
LovelyJester: ....Hard to think right now.
LovelyJester: Messed up the Common.
Papa Tymisonn: G2: Yer cannuh rush JUSTICE. Jush sit tight, folks. 'E'll be around shourtly...
Papa Tymisonn: *the second guard then whips out a book and begins to read...*
LovelyJester: >__>
LovelyJester: .......
AngeloState606: *Sigh*
LovelyJester: IM: I'm writing a very heated letter about the service.
AngeloState606: Bloody, hell, boys!
AngeloState606: Me shoppe has just been robbed...i've brought the culprits...I need to get back to me shoppe!
LovelyJester: I won't leave Salvador.
LovelyJester: I promise.
Papa Tymisonn: *strokes her hair* Good.
Papa Tymisonn: *the guard just flips a page in his book*
AngeloState606: *Annie starts tapping an impatient foot*
AngeloState606: AVAST!
AngeloState606: NOW!
AngeloState606: Or I'm leaving!
Papa Tymisonn: G2: That'rd be'rgainst th'r law, mish...
AngeloState606: How?
AngeloState606: HOW?
LovelyJester: *puts a hand gently on the back of Annie's arm*
Papa Tymisonn: G2: Illegal to not stay around for the followup. It's a hefty fine...
LovelyJester: Please Annie.....Calm down.
AngeloState606: Well, then, tell him to put his damn book down and to do his job.
LovelyJester: *W* I'd hate to have to bail you out for getting to sassy with the guard.
AngeloState606: *Annie rolls her eyes frustrated and finds a seat*
Papa Tymisonn: G2: I'd be doin'r innervyoo m'self, but... ... I'm naw'allowed anym'rr...
Papa Tymisonn: *boy, wonder why?*
AngeloState606: (yeah...i wonder if he's been enjoying his grog a bit much)
Papa Tymisonn: (Naw, he's just got a REAL bad accent.)
AngeloState606: (alrighty)
Papa Tymisonn: So, shall we begin?
Papa Tymisonn: *hands over the cutlass left by Annie*
AngeloState606: *Annie looks at Elan and laughs a little*
LovelyJester: Now?
LovelyJester: *Looks at him curiously*
LovelyJester: ......I was thinking when we got home.....
Papa Tymisonn: Why not?
AngeloState606: *then she closes her eyes and laughs a little bit more*
Papa Tymisonn: Besides, we need not danger Apuro with swords flying about...
LovelyJester: *mild twinkle of naughtiness enters the eyes and leaves*
LovelyJester: Don't crack up on me......
Papa Tymisonn: IM: ... that was a missed opportunity. But oh well. PLENTY more where that came from.
LovelyJester: *pats her arm again*
Papa Tymisonn: So, take it.
AngeloState606: Well, I'm just thinking about all that's happened today...
Papa Tymisonn: *holding it out*
LovelyJester: *Does so!*
AngeloState606: And...just how everything's unfolded...
Papa Tymisonn: Wrong.
Papa Tymisonn: *adjusts her grip* Like so.
LovelyJester: o.o How wrong, I'm holding it aren't I?
AngeloState606: It's hard to believe that what happened this morning actually happened....and that this is happening now...
LovelyJester: *eyes her*
LovelyJester: Please Annie, I know it's prying.
Papa Tymisonn: It's the difference between a killing thrust and having it knocked from your hand.
LovelyJester: But this is bothering me very badly.
LovelyJester: What did my sister do?
AngeloState606: Aw...nuthin...you don't wanna know...
LovelyJester: I do very much.
LovelyJester: It was obviously something uncouth.
AngeloState606: It was awful fun capturing that scoundrel...bloody nostalgic it was...
LovelyJester: .....Don't try and change the subject on me.
LovelyJester: *holds out the sword*
LovelyJester: .....Okay. I've got the sharp thing.
LovelyJester: I think I have the rest.
LovelyJester: .......This end, goes in the bad guy.
Papa Tymisonn: *knocks it out of her hand*
AngeloState606: *Annie pulls her dagger from where she was holding at her waist, lifts her skirt to have access to her boots and tucks it in the strap on her boot*
Papa Tymisonn: *with REAL ease*
LovelyJester: >_> You're no fun.
Papa Tymisonn: (Boy, what does THIS remind me of?)
LovelyJester: (I have no idea!)
Papa Tymisonn: Pick it back up, in the way I showed you.
LovelyJester: *picks it up*
Papa Tymisonn: Good. Now, why are you standing like that?
AngeloState606: Well, she, uh...must have a strange sense o' humor...we'll say that much....
LovelyJester: .....Because feet go on the floor.
LovelyJester: ........
LovelyJester: *grimaces*
Papa Tymisonn: Your stance is abominable.
LovelyJester: Please.
LovelyJester: If she is doing things, and pretending to be me.....I would like to KN OW what she is doing.
LovelyJester: And yet, I still stand.
AngeloState606: Well, here's what happened....
LovelyJester: *CHEEKY*
Papa Tymisonn: Like this. *stands feet apart, knees bent, side toward where the enemy would be*
Papa Tymisonn: Strong stance means you don't fall over.
LovelyJester: *mimics!*
Papa Tymisonn: Good!
LovelyJester: You may fall over, but I'm very graceful. Next thing.
AngeloState606: You left...a few minutes later "you" came back inside me shoppe, "you" wrapped yourself 'round me, and "you" kissed me very deeply...
AngeloState606: o.O
LovelyJester: *A moment the expression does not change*
Papa Tymisonn: ... attack.
LovelyJester: ......*And then there is a swell of color, and he is almost a thunderous black*
LovelyJester: *HIs face dances between mortified and enraged*
AngeloState606: Aye...told ye ya didn't want to know...
Papa Tymisonn: (Heh... fun...)
LovelyJester: *Stands up, back military straight*
LovelyJester: I AM GOING TO WRING HER NECK.
AngeloState606: O.O
AngeloState606: Elan, calm down...
AngeloState606: *Very surprised at this change of demeanor*
Papa Tymisonn: *the first guard returns!* Well! Sorry for the wait, you two...
AngeloState606: Aye!
AngeloState606: Shall we get on with it, please?
Papa Tymisonn: Sure thing! *examines the forms they filled out*
LovelyJester: *Looking very much like a timebomb at the moment*
Papa Tymisonn: ... uh... oh, great... e_e
AngeloState606: *Annie touches his arm gently; now it's her turn to calm him down*
LovelyJester: *lunges foreward playfully, with no real force, afraid of hurting Sal*
Papa Tymisonn: Which way did the one who escaped go?
AngeloState606: I didn't see...I was inside keeping the smelly one at bay...
Papa Tymisonn: *sidesteps easily, spanking her bottom with his blade as she passes* Take this seriously, dear...
Papa Tymisonn: ... so, he ran out the front or back?
AngeloState606: (spanky spanky kinky one)
AngeloState606: The front door...
Papa Tymisonn: (It's common for fencers...)
LovelyJester: *lets out a little shriek and takes after him again*
Papa Tymisonn: Great. Interview's over. And you can thank this guy for your wait. *slaps his shoulder*
Papa Tymisonn: SOMEONE forgot to mention that most of the pertinent information WAS ON HERE. e_e
AngeloState606: *Annie gives the other guard an evil look*
AngeloState606: =Dumb ass=
LovelyJester: *Calms down a bit.....and seems to go back to a mostly more Elan like demeaner....with the exception he still seems perterbed, and he cant' seem to decide whether or not having sustained contact with her is too scary or comforting*
Papa Tymisonn: *dances out of the way, yawning*
LovelyJester: *Chase, waves the blade at him*
AngeloState606: Thankee sir
AngeloState606: We shall be on our way.
Papa Tymisonn: *dodge dodge dodge!*
LovelyJester: =Hold still!=
LovelyJester: *lunge lunge, waves madly*
Papa Tymisonn: *nods* Good work, folks. You save us a lot of effort...
AngeloState606: *Annie looks at Elan somewhat concerned*
Papa Tymisonn: *finally meets her blade with his* Finally! A good one!
AngeloState606: At the time it happened, you have no idea what was going through me brain...
LovelyJester: *notes this, and waves a hand to dismiss any concerns*
AngeloState606: Even at the temple I wasn't sure what to think
LovelyJester: I'm fine.
LovelyJester: ......I'm very sorry for that.
LovelyJester: That was out of line.
LovelyJester: Even for her.
Papa Tymisonn: *pushes away* Alright, so what made that swing better than the others?
AngeloState606: Aye...tis a bit strange...
LovelyJester: =I'm going to get you this evening!=
AngeloState606: But, no hard feelings...against ye...
LovelyJester: .....I hit you. Duh.
AngeloState606: I'm over it...
LovelyJester: *colors a bit at this and looks off*
Papa Tymisonn: (Can I assume you two are walking back to the shop now?)
AngeloState606: (AYE MATEY)
LovelyJester: You do not have siblings.
LovelyJester: ........She takes it as her time honored position to both protect me, and to make my life miserable.
AngeloState606: No...none.
AngeloState606: Protect ya, eh?
Papa Tymisonn: No. I'm sure it was an accident, but you actually swung for ME, and not randomly.
AngeloState606: o.O
LovelyJester: ..She has saved my neck a few times in the past.
LovelyJester: ......She's chaotic.
AngeloState606: Aye...
LovelyJester: She's not exactly evil.
LovelyJester: There are times when she does work for good.
Papa Tymisonn: *the pair have a shadow... it lingers about ten feet back, and stares at the ground*
LovelyJester: But she finds it much more satifsying to be a bastard......
AngeloState606: *Laughs* I've noticed
LovelyJester: *looks at the ground*
LovelyJester: I'm....
LovelyJester: I wish I could make it up to you.
LovelyJester: >_> But the point remains.
LovelyJester: ........I still hit something.
AngeloState606: *Annie smiles at him* Don't trouble yerself...you've done nothing wrong...there's nothing to make up for...
LovelyJester: .....And I figure, all of this, is just to hit or poke someone until they stop hitting and poking you.
LovelyJester: *LUNGE SWING*
Papa Tymisonn: *easy block* But the point is, it only takes ONE poke.
LovelyJester: IM: That......is the crappy part. o_O I'd very much like to make up for it.
LovelyJester: *Gets very quiet*
LovelyJester: *Swing swing flail, lots of dancing around*
AngeloState606: Besides, if you wanted to, how would you make up for it?
Papa Tymisonn: *dodges it all* ... well at least you can dance...
LovelyJester: *Stops a moment*
LovelyJester: ....I have no idea.
LovelyJester: But something preferably nice.
Papa Tymisonn: *the shadow keeps its pace*
LovelyJester: I intend to fix the shop of course.....
LovelyJester: And....try to the best of my abilities, to see that she cannot enter again....
LovelyJester: ......From...now on....
LovelyJester: *holds out his hand*
LovelyJester: *And lifts back a little bandage*
LovelyJester: *On the fleshy bit of his hand is a small tattoo*
AngeloState606: *Annie raises an eyebrow and has a troubled expression*
LovelyJester: Look for this. If it's there, then it's me.
AngeloState606: Aye, of course *She smiles at him widely*
AngeloState606: (What's it a tattoo of? BOOBIES??!?)
LovelyJester: (nooooooooooooooo........)
LovelyJester: *IT happens to be an achient symbol meaning "Truth"*
LovelyJester: Just offer to shake my hand whenever you see me.
AngeloState606: (Annie: You know, Elan, this means you can't donate blood for at least a YEAR! GAWSH!)
LovelyJester: Check to see if it's there.....
AngeloState606: Aye, I will.
LovelyJester: Of course I dance.
LovelyJester: I am a traveller.
AngeloState606: *They arrive to the shoppe and Annie see something out of the corner of her eye*
LovelyJester: *does a twirl and slashes at him*
AngeloState606: Oh, ahoy, Bill!
Papa Tymisonn: *block!*
LovelyJester: IM: Oh hells.....
LovelyJester: IM: This just gets better.
Papa Tymisonn: ... I liked that... your dancing...
Papa Tymisonn: It could be adapted to fighting form...
AngeloState606: How're you today?
Papa Tymisonn: ... but... ooh. You may not like what I say next...
LovelyJester: Yeah yeah. *side steps and takes a slash for his side*
Papa Tymisonn: *looks up* Hmm? Oh! Annie! Ahoy!
Papa Tymisonn: *has his hands behind his back.*
AngeloState606: Are you out for a nice afternoon stroll, too?
LovelyJester: Bill. *bows his head slightly*
Papa Tymisonn: Uh... sure! Yes, sure...
LovelyJester: IM: Following.....
LovelyJester: IM: Creepy.
AngeloState606: Bill you remember Elan?
Papa Tymisonn: Of course.
Papa Tymisonn: *hands stay put*
AngeloState606: *Annie notices that his hands are behind his back*
LovelyJester: *Does however extend a hand*
AngeloState606: Whatcha got there?
Papa Tymisonn: o.o Uh... some rapscallion... glued me hands together! Terrible business... off to the doctor's now...
LovelyJester: .......
LovelyJester: I can fix that easily.
Papa Tymisonn: NO NEED!
LovelyJester: *tries to circle round him to look at his hands*
Papa Tymisonn: *eventually backs himself into a corner*
AngeloState606: *Annie chuckles* How'd you do that?
Papa Tymisonn: It was sudden! Must go, the glue burns! Bye! *ducks down a sidestreet, and RUUUUUUUUUUNS!*
LovelyJester: ...............
Papa Tymisonn: *he REALLY didn't want her to see her flowers early*
AngeloState606: I'll see you later on, Bill!
AngeloState606: *WAves*
LovelyJester: >_> Miss Annie....
AngeloState606: (Awww how sweet)
LovelyJester: Did you see the man who got away?
AngeloState606: Yes?
LovelyJester: ......The other thief?
AngeloState606: No, 'fraid I didn't
LovelyJester: ..............
Papa Tymisonn: (... you are DEVIOUS....)
LovelyJester: *looks noticably perturbed*
AngeloState606: Why do you ask?
LovelyJester: .....This robbery was recent.
AngeloState606: Aye...
LovelyJester: ........He was skulking around following us.
AngeloState606: Oh, you're not suggesting...
LovelyJester: And kept hidden until you said something yes?
AngeloState606: Bill?
LovelyJester: >_> Why would he not show his hands?
Papa Tymisonn: Well... I would not be the best person to instruct you.
LovelyJester: He was acting very suscipious.
AngeloState606: Oh, Elan...don't be silly...I would have noticed him in me shoppe...
LovelyJester: (Elan isn't being dirty........he.....just is looking for a suspect! Yeah!)
LovelyJester: <_<
AngeloState606: I saw the other person but briefly...and I can assure you it wasn't Bill
LovelyJester: But you didn't get a look at the other robber.
LovelyJester: ....*unconvinced*
LovelyJester: Just be careful tonight.
LovelyJester: IM: He looks like a scoundrel.
AngeloState606: Aye, Elan...But, we can ask Cardinal to give the guard a description...
AngeloState606: Cardinal was chasing the other'n like wildfire
LovelyJester: And why not?
AngeloState606: I'm certain Cardinal got a better look.
Papa Tymisonn: Your style would be best served...
LovelyJester: >_>
LovelyJester: I will speak with Cardinal soon.
Papa Tymisonn: ... by a FEMALE teacher. <.<
LovelyJester: o_O What why?
AngeloState606: Aye...*Annie smiles shyly at him*
LovelyJester: Why can't YOU just teach me........
AngeloState606: Thank you for your concern, Elan...
Papa Tymisonn: Men's and womens's styles are different. You need someone who can be as graceful as you...
LovelyJester: *smiles back a bit*
AngeloState606: (OH!!! WHAT WAS THAT!! HE SMILED AT ME!! AND HE DIDN'T CRINGE!!!)
LovelyJester: (AMAZING. HES GROWING A PAIR!)
AngeloState606: (slowly but surely; i bet he'll have to buy new undies to accomodate them)
LovelyJester: Don't be silly, darling.
Papa Tymisonn: (Bill:*mumbles* The size of peas...
Papa Tymisonn: )
LovelyJester: *kiss on the cheek*
LovelyJester: (Elan: Oh no. Ashura has gifted me. *Wink wink nudge nudge*)
AngeloState606: Well, don't worry about the ward, today Elan...you look dreadfully tired.
AngeloState606: (AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!)
AngeloState606: (YOU! PANTS OFF! NOW!)
LovelyJester: I'd feel better if I gave it a look over.
Papa Tymisonn: ... you're not hearing me, dear...
AngeloState606: Well, you can, but don't worry about restoring it until tomorrow after you've had a full nights rest.
LovelyJester: Please let me, I will stay out of your way.....
Papa Tymisonn: ... my ...
LovelyJester: *holds up his hand*
LovelyJester: I am fine.
Papa Tymisonn: Sister would be a better teacher than I.
LovelyJester: I assure you.
LovelyJester: And if you want me to really get a good nights sleep, you'll let me do this now.
AngeloState606: *Sigh* Okay...as you wish.
LovelyJester: ...........NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
LovelyJester: NO NO NO NO NO!
LovelyJester: *flops down on the floor like a spoiled child*
LovelyJester: She'll stab me in my liver!
AngeloState606: *Annie walks back into her shoppe and hears freddy having a fit*
AngeloState606: What in bloody hell is going on?
LovelyJester: I won't!
Papa Tymisonn: She's a GOOD fighter. Probably better than me.
LovelyJester: *Freddy is laying on the floor on her back, arms crossed, looking terribly cross*
AngeloState606: Freddy, get up...you look like a child!
LovelyJester: >_> Is....Madam Messiah alright?
LovelyJester: I have one!
Papa Tymisonn: *sits crosslegged beside her*
LovelyJester: *points to her belly* Right here.
LovelyJester: I'm acting for two!
AngeloState606: Aye! So you best learn to be the adult!
Papa Tymisonn: ... she's great, isn't she?
Papa Tymisonn: Picture of maturity...
AngeloState606: Otherwise ye'll both drive poor Cardinal to drink!
LovelyJester: .....He wouldn't.
LovelyJester: I picked a good one.
LovelyJester: *sticks out her tongue at her friend*
Papa Tymisonn: I don't know... I like a nice margarita every now and again...
AngeloState606: *looks at Freddy annoyed*
Papa Tymisonn: Oh, and tequila fresh from the bottle? Yummy...
AngeloState606: Up, lass, up!
LovelyJester: You're full of it.
LovelyJester: That's what you are.
Papa Tymisonn: *grins, pleased with himself*
AngeloState606: *Annie starts laughing at the two*
LovelyJester: .......And when you lie, it's good policy to not grin afterwards.
LovelyJester: IT gives the whole damn act away.
AngeloState606: We need to be quiet. Elan is about to check the magic.
Papa Tymisonn: *nods, the grin still there*
LovelyJester: *holds out a hand for Card to help her up*
LovelyJester: *w* I am not learning from Shakti. She'll beat me with my own leg.
LovelyJester: *w* While giggling.
AngeloState606: (Are you that flexible??)
LovelyJester: *looking bemused at all of this*
LovelyJester: *Steps inside*
Papa Tymisonn: *w* She'd love the chance to make you ready for a duel. Plus you're carrying her niece or nephew, so you're off limits for the next eight months.
LovelyJester: *Elan .......looks horrible....*
Papa Tymisonn: *helps her up, stands himself*
AngeloState606: *Annie looks back at Elan...her smile fades*
AngeloState606: Elan? What's wrong?
LovelyJester: *He stumbles into the store and gets on his knees*
AngeloState606: Elan?
LovelyJester: *IGnores annie and begins to pray*
AngeloState606: *Annie watches him, troubled*
LovelyJester: *The glow is terribly faint this time, and it barely spreads out to cover the room, but after he's finished, he looks a bit more healthy*
AngeloState606: *w* Something's wrong.
AngeloState606: What...happened?
LovelyJester: *he stands*
LovelyJester: <_< Sorry....I didn't do such a great job this time.
AngeloState606: You don't look well, Elan. Come lay down a moment.
LovelyJester: I'll come back tomorrow and have another go..
LovelyJester: *shakes his head*
LovelyJester: I don't think I should.
AngeloState606: You looked horrible for a moment! You scared the hell out o' me.
LovelyJester: ........To counteract a ground being made holy........
LovelyJester: You have to defile it.......
LovelyJester: .....This was very much cursed soil.....
AngeloState606: *Annie is confused*
AngeloState606: What do you mean?
LovelyJester: ...I removed it the best of my abilities....
LovelyJester: <_< amana did not think.
LovelyJester: She used dark magic to remove my holy ward.
LovelyJester: It worked because she is much stronger than I am.
LovelyJester: .......Unfortunately.....
AngeloState606: Sooo...the dark magic hurts you?
LovelyJester: Due to my faith, and the source of my powers....it...is damaging for me to enter places that are tainted.
Papa Tymisonn: ... well that's just great...
LovelyJester: Sometimes. It didn't effect me the first time I entered.
LovelyJester: I wasn't as tired then.
LovelyJester: *shakes his head*
LovelyJester: ......I have much lessoned it.
LovelyJester: But for me to spend a length of time here would be a bad idea.
LovelyJester: I'll go rest, and come back tomorrow, and try again when I am feeling more rested.
LovelyJester: Perhaps I will bring some of the other brothers.
AngeloState606: Aye...that's a very good idea...
AngeloState606: Perhaps...if that is your wish.
LovelyJester: .....Something like that.
LovelyJester: *Grimaces a little and out he goes*
LovelyJester: >_>
LovelyJester: ........Poor guy. Bad day.
AngeloState606: *Annie sighs* What a day this has been....
Papa Tymisonn: *nods*
AngeloState606: Aye....I'll drink to that...*Grabs a handy rum bottle and throws a little back; puts the top on and puts it away*
LovelyJester: IM: He better get with it and ask her out.
AngeloState606: What time is it
LovelyJester: IM: UGH. I almost wish his sister had been more sneaky and just ASKED HER OUT, and then got it set up where they had to go out.
LovelyJester: ...It's getting late.
LovelyJester: You better start getting ready.
AngeloState606: Aye...I should...
AngeloState606: Would ya like to help me, lass?
Papa Tymisonn: Ooh. I'll get out of the way...
LovelyJester: >_> Actually I need to go get dinner started.
AngeloState606: Oh, okay then...
Papa Tymisonn: No no. I'll cook, and bring something back to you.
LovelyJester: Wear that new green one you bought.
LovelyJester: It's lovely.......
LovelyJester: Awww.....
Papa Tymisonn: You stay here and help Annie.
AngeloState606: Aye...how'd you know?
LovelyJester: <_<
LovelyJester: *The twinkle fades again*
LovelyJester: IM: =Blast!=
Papa Tymisonn: (Wow. She really wants to have sex with him...)
AngeloState606: (huh? WTF?)
Papa Tymisonn: I'll be back in a half hour. *gives a nice kiss*
LovelyJester: (:P She's a growing girl. Needs vitamins and apparantly to exercise her hormones!)
LovelyJester: *smooch*
LovelyJester: Bye....
Papa Tymisonn: (You see that sparkle in the skinny girl's eye? That twinkle? That's me, PLANNING MY ESCAPE!)
AngeloState606: (yeessh)
AngeloState606: (okeedokee, crazy man)
Papa Tymisonn: ... *goes in for another one* OK, I'm going now. Bye...
Papa Tymisonn: ... ... *leaves.
Papa Tymisonn: *
LovelyJester: *Snaps her fingers*
AngeloState606: *Annie heads back to her room after locking up the doors*
LovelyJester: =Blast!-
AngeloState606: *Starts stripping her clothes*
AngeloState606: Whay?
LovelyJester: *follows Annie*
LovelyJester: >_> Nothing.
Papa Tymisonn: (Cardinal is feeling my hunger pangs. I'll be back soon...)
AngeloState606: If ye'd rather go home with your husband, that's fine with me...don't worry, lass...
AngeloState606: (fucking AIM! it keeps randomly switching my font back to black!)
AngeloState606: *Annie is down to her undies and is fishing through her wardrobe*
LovelyJester: (mine too.)
LovelyJester: No. I'll stay.
LovelyJester: Help you get pretty.
LovelyJester: ........I'll commit naughty acts on him later.
LovelyJester: *cheeky grin*
AngeloState606: *Laughs* Yeah...I'll need lots of that help!
AngeloState606: And you keep that information to yerself, lass *Chuckles*
LovelyJester: Oh hush!
LovelyJester: You're really pretty.
LovelyJester: In you know......
LovelyJester: ......the "way".
AngeloState606: ...the "way"?
AngeloState606: O.o
LovelyJester: You've got the fair skin, and the light hair.
LovelyJester: Even Travellor men like that, and they tend to like dark skinned people like me.
AngeloState606: And the scary pirate tendencies...although, it was rather exciting to be able to get after those dirty bastards earlier...it was like going back in time *sigh*
LovelyJester: *inspects her braid a moment*
LovelyJester: ....Cardinal was very mad at me.
AngeloState606: Aye...he should've been, lass...
LovelyJester: Not you too!
LovelyJester: *looks mildly grumpy*
AngeloState606: But, I'm sure you understand now
AngeloState606: Not trying to pick on ya, lass...
AngeloState606: I'm sure Cardinal has already expressed the reasons why...
LovelyJester: Yeessssss.
LovelyJester: *looks like a mutinous girl*
AngeloState606: But that's all water under the bridge...we're all safe and happy and healthy...
LovelyJester: *For all her maturity in some ways, Farida is still a teenager*
LovelyJester: *goes and pulls out a brush and attacks Annie's hair*
LovelyJester: I'll never understand how you get it so ratty.
AngeloState606: Hehe...prob'ly 'cause I always wear it up...
LovelyJester: Probably.
LovelyJester: *Brush brush brush*
LovelyJester: ......I wonder what Sal is throwing together.
AngeloState606: *Annie steps over to the wardrobe and pulls out an emerald green dress; it's satin with a scoop neck and sleeves that reach past her wrists; the skirt of it is very flowy and graceful and it has detailing around the wrists and hem*
LovelyJester: .......He is not the most accomplished cook either.
LovelyJester: >_>
AngeloState606: Hrm...well, then...I'm sure it'll be a surprise no matter what...
LovelyJester: Yeah that one.
LovelyJester: ......I have a feeling Bill will like it.
AngeloState606: Aye, tis lovely...I bought it at the festival...
AngeloState606: Thought it might come in handy someday
LovelyJester: >_> Yep.
AngeloState606: Aye...we'll see if he does...
AngeloState606: He's a nice fellow...
LovelyJester: NOW, remember, that kind of fabric wrinkles, .......
AngeloState606: o.O Aye?
LovelyJester: So if you take it off in the heat of passion, make sure you throw it so it doesn't land in a pile.
LovelyJester: *Straight face*
AngeloState606: *Annie bursts out laughing*
LovelyJester: *Howls with laughter too*
AngeloState606: *Then straight faced* Oh dear! You don't think that's what he's *gulp* lookin' for, do ya?
AngeloState606: Which reminds me!!! What did you mean by reading his tea?
AngeloState606: What did you see?
AngeloState606: (I think i'll name alexis SNEEZY)
AngeloState606: (And snotty)
LovelyJester: (no. Call me booger.)
AngeloState606: (Heh)
Papa Tymisonn: (*gives the poor girl a tissue*)
AngeloState606: Answers, lass...I need answers...
LovelyJester: .........No thanks.
LovelyJester: If Bill wants to know. I'll tell Bill.
LovelyJester: *makes the neener neener face at Annie*
AngeloState606: *Annie slips the dress on and starts pulling up the zipper*
Papa Tymisonn: (Zipper?)
LovelyJester: *pulls it up*
AngeloState606: *Annie gives Freddy the evil eye*
LovelyJester: And put it this way.
Papa Tymisonn: (Hold for juuuuuuust a moment.)
LovelyJester: Bill is more likely to try for that than Elan.
AngeloState606: (wait...zippers didn't exist)
LovelyJester: *Buttons!*
Papa Tymisonn: (Yes.)
AngeloState606: *buttons*
AngeloState606: (soooory)
Papa Tymisonn: (It's OK. Easy mistake.)
LovelyJester: (You've made it before.)
AngeloState606: (kiss my ass)
AngeloState606: (boogers)
LovelyJester: (not you.)
LovelyJester: (Charles.)
Papa Tymisonn: (*does so*)
Papa Tymisonn: (Yes?)
AngeloState606: (oh...well...you can still kiss my ass, boogers)
LovelyJester: (Yaniv would not appreciate that.)
LovelyJester: (He'd just want a camera if I did it.)
AngeloState606: (no no...i wasn't telling CHA to kiss my ass...i was telling booger to kiss my ass)
AngeloState606: (hehehhe)
Papa Tymisonn: (
Papa Tymisonn: (What's done is done.)
AngeloState606: *Annie walks over to the mirror and looks at herself*
LovelyJester: (speaking of which, that pic of you and marrissa is GREAAAAAT)
LovelyJester: (I'm going to post it on the interweb)
AngeloState606: (hehehe; i didn't get to see it; suuuuure)
LovelyJester: Very nice.
LovelyJester: >_> Did you wear pretty underthings?
Papa Tymisonn: (ANNIE'S WEARIN' GRANNIE PANTIES!)
LovelyJester: Do you smell nice? Or do you smell like sweat and kicking butt?
AngeloState606: So why do ya mention it if ya aren't gonna tell me? I want to know, especially if it has something to do with me....
LovelyJester: Maybe. Maybe not.
LovelyJester: *wiggles her eyebrows*
AngeloState606: *Annie takes a deep breath*
AngeloState606: I smell nice...and I just wore me normal underthings...don't see a reason to wear anything special...nor *cough* do I have anything special *blushes*
LovelyJester: <_< WELL.
LovelyJester: ..WE'll have to go shopping.
LovelyJester: .........In case he gets saucy.
AngeloState606: Remember, lass...you're quite a bit younger than me, and ye've been much much much farther than I...
AngeloState606: He won't get saucy...I won't allow it...
LovelyJester: .........Yeah and?
LovelyJester: So you don't want to get saucy?
AngeloState606: Not really...not yet...
LovelyJester: *Looks skeptical*
Papa Tymisonn: *Cardinal returns, with a box of hot food*
LovelyJester: *Giggles*
Papa Tymisonn: Hello, ladies...
AngeloState606: <.< >.> <,< >.>
LovelyJester: That's what you saaaaay..
LovelyJester: *Bounces towards her husband*
AngeloState606: What? Why don't you beleive me?
LovelyJester: Doesn't Annie look Lovely?
LovelyJester: >_> Not a bit.
Papa Tymisonn: *has maaaaaaaaade...*
LovelyJester: Not a shiney bit.
Papa Tymisonn: *PAELLA!*
LovelyJester: I saw the way you ogled Elan when he took off his shirt.
AngeloState606: Why don't you believe me?
Papa Tymisonn: ... and yes, she does. ... Lovely, in fact...
AngeloState606: Hrm? When did I do that?
AngeloState606: *Remembers the robe exchange*
LovelyJester: *Rolls her eyes*
AngeloState606: No, I turned and looked the othe way*
AngeloState606: (oops, minus the *)
LovelyJester: ......I saw you undressin' him, in your MIND!
AngeloState606: *Annie gives Freddy this horrified look*
LovelyJester: ......*peeps in the box, her tummy already protesting their distinct lack of lunch*
AngeloState606: Lass, that couldn't be farther from the truth *Annie is blushing like crazy*
Papa Tymisonn: *it's paella*
LovelyJester: Sure. Right.
LovelyJester: Whatever Cap'N.
AngeloState606: Cardinal, you believe me, dont you?
Papa Tymisonn: *chicken, rice, spices... very good smelling*
Papa Tymisonn: ... you know the thing I wanted to tell you, but haven't?
LovelyJester: ...........
LovelyJester: Did...........
AngeloState606: ....o.O
LovelyJester: Why did you put fish and chicken and lobster and mussels........
LovelyJester: ..and peas......
AngeloState606: *Annie looks horrified at that combination*
LovelyJester: That's most of the meat for the week.
LovelyJester: o_O
Papa Tymisonn: I made enough to last, dear. Now worry not.
LovelyJester: *kiss on the cheek*
LovelyJester: It smells very nice though.
Papa Tymisonn: Yes it does. I can't believe saffron is so cheap here...
Papa Tymisonn: Oh, and Annie, the two men are obviously in competition for your affection.
LovelyJester: *sets up a table in the back*
LovelyJester: ......OH BLAST!
LovelyJester: <_< You ruined the fun!
Papa Tymisonn: She deserves to know, dear... *takes a nibble at the paella*
AngeloState606: *Annie blushes*
LovelyJester: She didn't figure out Elan yet.
LovelyJester: And it was getting good.
AngeloState606: But....Elan seems so...uninterested....and Bill, well, he's just a friend....
LovelyJester: *Seats herself and sets up a pretty heart portion on her plate*
LovelyJester: HA.
LovelyJester: Ha.
LovelyJester: HA.
Papa Tymisonn: You have much to learn of men, Annie...
LovelyJester: Bill is a friend, my backside.
LovelyJester: He asked you out, =Darling.=.
LovelyJester: And again tonight.
LovelyJester: This is a date.
LovelyJester: And you know it.
AngeloState606: Hrm...*blushes more*
LovelyJester: Him and Elan each time they have met, have been nonverbally butting heads each time.
AngeloState606: I wish I didn't know now...I won't know how to act!
LovelyJester: .....The only reason Elan doesn't act, is I believe, he doesn't quite understand why hes so interested.
LovelyJester: But he is.
Papa Tymisonn: *nods*
LovelyJester: Bloody elves.
AngeloState606: Why wouldn't he understand?
AngeloState606: That makes no sense?
LovelyJester: He's probably like 100 and he acts like a 19 year old.
LovelyJester: I don't know. Elves are strange ones.
Papa Tymisonn: ... but he's an Ashuran....
AngeloState606: I see...Cardinal, she won't tell me about the tea!
LovelyJester: *Takes a bite of her husbands cooking*
AngeloState606: She said she saw something in his tea....
Papa Tymisonn: ... and that's why she's not telling you.
Papa Tymisonn: It's HIS tea.
LovelyJester: Mmm........Very nice, my dear.
Papa Tymisonn: It's private...
LovelyJester: *kisses his cheek*
Papa Tymisonn: Thank you.
AngeloState606: But, she's dangled it in front of me! Like bait!
LovelyJester: o_o Yes.
Papa Tymisonn: She does that...
LovelyJester: As I am your friend.
AngeloState606: *Annie plops down onto her bed and starts putting on a pair of boots*
LovelyJester: It is my job to annoy you. For my own pleasure.
LovelyJester: And then be a good person the rest of the time.
AngeloState606: Hrm...
LovelyJester: >_> As for the Ashuran part, ......I don't understand it either.
LovelyJester: .......I thought they had some pretty ....loose beliefs on things.
Papa Tymisonn: They're not loose.
LovelyJester: But he acts like other priests.
LovelyJester: Oh?
AngeloState606: Aye..don't Ashuran priests have some sort of reputation for, uh, promiscuity?
LovelyJester: But I thought they had crazy naked rituals.
Papa Tymisonn: It's part of their religion. A form of worship.
Papa Tymisonn: That sounds pretty rigid to me.
Papa Tymisonn: ... pardon the pun.
LovelyJester: ....................
LovelyJester: *SWAT*
Papa Tymisonn: Sorry! I didn't realize till after!
AngeloState606: *After putting on these boots, she stands up and twirls a bit*
LovelyJester: Sure......
LovelyJester: You look very very pretty!
LovelyJester: n_n Bill will surely think so.
LovelyJester: Just you watch.
LovelyJester: It will be a date.
AngeloState606: *blushes*
Papa Tymisonn: If he's got a pulse, he'll like it.
AngeloState606: (FUCKING AIM!)
LovelyJester: You'll know.
LovelyJester: It's the second date, he'll push his luck a little more.
AngeloState606: *Blushes more*
LovelyJester: *wiggles her eyebrows*
Papa Tymisonn: (Card: *slaughters a sheep, harvests its bladder* Don't forget to use protection!)
AngeloState606: But, I want to be in love before anything like "that" happens...
AngeloState606: (YUKKK)
LovelyJester: >_>
Papa Tymisonn: <_<
LovelyJester: *keeps quiet on this issue*
Papa Tymisonn: *does as well*
LovelyJester: *But takes Card's hand under the table in a reassuring way*
AngeloState606: O.o
Papa Tymisonn: (It's like that Sinatra song, but out of order...)
Papa Tymisonn: ^_^
AngeloState606: (what?)
AngeloState606: (which one?)
Papa Tymisonn: (First comes marriage, then comes the baby carriage...)
AngeloState606: (hey, they married first)
Papa Tymisonn: (And they're going to get around to that love thing any day now, I swear...)
AngeloState606: (hehe...yeah...that's the out of order part)
Papa Tymisonn: So, when's he supposed to arrive?
AngeloState606: Well, I'm gonna meet hiim at the Ivory Horn at sundown....
AngeloState606: *Annie looks out the window*
LovelyJester: (pause guys. we'll figure out what to do from here later.)
LovelyJester: (Cha save a log.)
AngeloState606: (okeedokee)
AngeloState606: (yes please)
AngeloState606 has left the room.
LovelyJester has left the room.