You have just entered room "dinnertimerppt2."
OMG Dirty: Tara's having a mental breakdown.
OMG Dirty: she'll get online.
Papa Tymisonn: ... a literal mental breakdown?
OMG Dirty: I happened to call sam "Loudy McDrunkerson" last night, and that's got tara in a raving tizzy of hysterics today.
Papa Tymisonn: Excellent...
AngeloState606 has entered the room.
OMG Dirty: Shall we invite our resident shakti?
AngeloState606: (if ye 'ant to)
Papa Tymisonn: In RP, or in real life? I've already invited her, but she's giving her eyes a rest right now...
AngeloState606: (so we left off at the discussion of the cards...elan thoughts it was "utter rubbish" and annie was keeping quiet so as to not sound stooopid
AngeloState606: (i gotta be somewhere at 9, though, so we have just a little under 2 hours...and that's saaaad)
OMG Dirty: Aharz.
OMG Dirty: That's just fine.
OMG Dirty: We'll continue as is.....
OMG Dirty: Now.......where did we leave off?
AngeloState606: (look up)
Papa Tymisonn: (I'll paste it to both of you.)
AngeloState606: (i just read mine)
Papa Tymisonn: (We all ready?)
OMG Dirty: <farida and Elan>
OMG Dirty: Oh honestly, Card, it's not that bad.
OMG Dirty: It can do really good things too.
OMG Dirty: He just squandered the good thing.
Papa Tymisonn: Maybe you'll want to have anyone who touches them wear gloves, or something...
AngeloState606: *annie twidles her thumb, pretty much indiferent on the topic*
Papa Tymisonn: Anyways, point's this. There's something to those cards.
Papa Tymisonn: Now that I think of it, we should have them examined so we know what exactly they do...
OMG Dirty: <_< I'd rather not.
OMG Dirty: Someone might take 'em.
OMG Dirty: >_> They sound very much like they are inherently chaotic.
Papa Tymisonn: ... ugh. The C word. You know who that means...
AngeloState606: who?
AngeloState606: (AARRRRR)
Papa Tymisonn: ... Nakibe...
OMG Dirty: The God of Chaos, Madam Rosie.
OMG Dirty: One who works against all things, in my mind, that are good.
AngeloState606: hmm...my appologies...i'm not familliar with the, uh, gods...
OMG Dirty: >_>
Papa Tymisonn: Or at least, all things that aren't amusing to him.
OMG Dirty: *Farida fidgets with her skirts, with her skirt pocket in particular, where her treasure is kept*
OMG Dirty: *gives a small smile*
OMG Dirty: That is easily fixed.
OMG Dirty: There are many Gods, and Goddesses.
OMG Dirty: But like people, their personalities and goals vary widely.
AngeloState606: aye....seems t'be so...
OMG Dirty: Some have even seen them in person.
Papa Tymisonn: Multiple gods... if you ask me, your creators decided to confuse you.
OMG Dirty: *takes a sip of tea*
OMG Dirty: I think my creators are sometimes, themselves confused.
OMG Dirty: But, I believe I serve one that is dedicated towards helping and nurturing the people of Gaera.
AngeloState606: hrm...wouldn't they all be jeaolous of each other?
Papa Tymisonn: I can barely keep them all straight. Ishtar, Ashura, Nikumu, Reshtaha, Primaer, Ryuugami, Nekogami, Kayne...
OMG Dirty: Do not forget Lucio.......
OMG Dirty: Or Maab.
AngeloState606: hrm...which do ye serve, Cardinal?
OMG Dirty: *Freddy gives Annie a look of, I try to stay out of it, myself*
Papa Tymisonn: None you've heard of.
OMG Dirty: >_> A crazy one God.
AngeloState606: one God?
OMG Dirty: IM: Who apparantly likes killing people.
AngeloState606: hrm...one God seems to make more sense to me...
OMG Dirty: I bet he's got all the traits of all of 'em.
OMG Dirty: Wonder he can make it without getting 'imself confused.
OMG Dirty: I've met another who believed in the one God.
OMG Dirty: *Shakes his head*
Papa Tymisonn: ... you have? o.o
OMG Dirty: A very interesting concept....
Papa Tymisonn: *genuinely surprised*
OMG Dirty: Yes.
Papa Tymisonn: Who?
OMG Dirty: A man with wings, he came through the temple a long long time ago.
AngeloState606: with wings?
AngeloState606: wings attatched? on his back?
Papa Tymisonn: ...
Papa Tymisonn: Wow...
OMG Dirty: *Raises his eyebrows*
AngeloState606: i've seen pictures of such men...
OMG Dirty: Just another interesting bit of spice from the Doman streets.
AngeloState606: never knew what they were, though
OMG Dirty: >_> I've heard fierce things.
OMG Dirty: Some call them Angels....
Papa Tymisonn: ... you... you're joking.
AngeloState606: angels...
OMG Dirty: No.
AngeloState606: *gives freddy a slightly confused look*
OMG Dirty: To be honest. OF all the races on this great planet.....
OMG Dirty: They are amoung those that scare me most.
OMG Dirty: *Shrugs and looks back equally confused*
Papa Tymisonn: ... scare you?
OMG Dirty: Some claim they are beings closely related to the Gods. Similiar somehow. But that is a smaller opinion.....A few think of them as rare beings of this planet.
AngeloState606: well, cardinal, you seem quite familiar with an-gels
AngeloState606: what is your knowledge of them?
OMG Dirty: They worship the blood God, Mister Messiah.
Papa Tymisonn: ... well, from where I'm from, angels are the emmisaries of the One God.
Papa Tymisonn: And, they are nothing to fear.
AngeloState606: emmisaries, eh?
OMG Dirty: Perhaps our angels are different.....
AngeloState606: what exactly does an an-gel do?
OMG Dirty: They are human looking....with large downy wings....
OMG Dirty: And for some reason, they have a great fear of blood....
OMG Dirty: But also worship the blood God.
OMG Dirty: They hide away, hermits all.
OMG Dirty: Bloodshed drives them to acts of destruction.....
OMG Dirty: <__< They sound horrible...
AngeloState606: what do you think Cardinal? are these the same as the angels you're familiar with?
Papa Tymisonn: ... no.
AngeloState606: well, what do your angels do?
OMG Dirty: *shakes his head, making his braids click together* I do hope, I do not come across one again.
Papa Tymisonn: They usually tell mere mortals what God's plan is for them.
AngeloState606: so, they only appear in unusual situations?
OMG Dirty: Why doesn't he do it himself?
OMG Dirty: I've heard several people have SEEN gods.
Papa Tymisonn: Well, as the teachings go, God did do that.
OMG Dirty: *Farida disappears into the kitchen, and magically reappears, refilling everyone's cup with more pumpkin tea*
Papa Tymisonn: (Ah crap. Cardinal's on the borderline of telling the entirety of the gospel...)
OMG Dirty: (A distraction?)
OMG Dirty: (I can do distraction. nVn)
AngeloState606: *annie listens curiously...all the while she remembers that, when she was a child living with the old man and woman, that the old woman at night would always kiss her on the forehead and say "goodnight angel annie"*
Papa Tymisonn: You see, the world has lost God's way. They were doing whatever they wanted, and ignored Him.
AngeloState606: *so she's certain that the old woman was familiar with these angels*
OMG Dirty: *goes to fill Elan's tea......and gets to listening to what Card is saying.......*
OMG Dirty: *Well she misses.......*
Papa Tymisonn: Even the religious leaders of the time disregarded His ways..
OMG Dirty: *And hot tea goes coursing down the front of Elan's pristine white robes*
AngeloState606: *annie watches horrified*
AngeloState606: IM: BLOODY HELL! he'll never return here for a dinner party!
OMG Dirty: *And there is a holy shrieking*
OMG Dirty: *The drow leaps to his feet and start patting at himself and trying to pull the garment away*
Papa Tymisonn: o.o Oh dear, Elan!
AngeloState606: *annie runs to get a towel from the kitchen and rushes it over and starts blotting his front*
OMG Dirty: HOT!
Papa Tymisonn: *... tries not to snicker*
OMG Dirty: =HOTHOTHOT=
OMG Dirty: *And with uberspeed, off goes the robes*
OMG Dirty: *which are flung far away from him*
OMG Dirty: *.....thankfully he wears pants*
AngeloState606: *now that the robes are gone, annie bashfully looks at the floor and hands his a slightly damp towel so that he may continue to dry off*
Papa Tymisonn: I have a spare set of robes in my closet!
Papa Tymisonn: *leads him to his room*
OMG Dirty: *small amount of muttering as he inspects his chest and stomach, twinging a little as he can feel a light scalding*
OMG Dirty: *Dries off*
OMG Dirty: ....I would be terribly greatful......
OMG Dirty: *however he closes his eyes, and holds his hands palm out*
Papa Tymisonn: *puts a nice brown robe, with red lining, in Elan's hands*
AngeloState606: *annie walks over and stands next to freddy; she shoots her a look of "what the hell!*
OMG Dirty: *elan mumbles something in an unrecognizable language, his hands start to glow, and he quietly touches his chest, then dons the robe*
OMG Dirty: Thanks very much.
OMG Dirty: Now healed, and dry he looks much more relieved.
OMG Dirty: Sorry Elan.
Papa Tymisonn: (***)
AngeloState606: i can clean the robe for ye, too?
OMG Dirty: T'was just an accident.......
AngeloState606: *nervous laugh8
OMG Dirty: .....You are really too kind Madam Rosie.
OMG Dirty: But I wouldn't ask that.
OMG Dirty: I do my own laundry.
OMG Dirty: I'll clean it up, and bring it by.
AngeloState606: aye...tis fine...i'll be able to fix the hem and clean it for ye...
AngeloState606: but whatever you prefer
OMG Dirty: .....And little Mrs., I'd love a cup of tea now. Preferably, in my cup, this time. *smiles*
OMG Dirty: So, so SO sorry.
OMG Dirty: *fetches Elan a new cup, and fills it with tea, being excruciatingly careful*
OMG Dirty: .....*looks a bit cowed*
OMG Dirty: ....Dessert....anyone?
AngeloState606: aye...twould be lovely
AngeloState606: *annie has quite the sweet tooth*
OMG Dirty: IM: Being little Mrs. housewife is so hard. I'm never going to get this. ._.
OMG Dirty: *and off she goes in a flurry of colorful skirts off to the kitchen*
OMG Dirty: *Seats himself, and puts things to right in the mess he made..and folds up the soiled goat bitten robes*
Papa Tymisonn: ... *sigh*
AngeloState606: *annie looks over at elan and gives a reassuring smile*
OMG Dirty: *Then leans back, picks up his tea cup, blows on it a bit, and takes an appreciative drink*
Papa Tymisonn: Well, not a good night to be dressed, mm?
OMG Dirty: I suppose not.
OMG Dirty: *chuckles*
AngeloState606: (so was he shirtless???!!? was he hottttttttttttttttt??!?!)
OMG Dirty: As much as it seems the will of the Goddess tonight, to see me naked....
OMG Dirty: (Yesx2. He is what we call a bish. FEAR THE BISH.)
AngeloState606: *annie blushes...big time*
AngeloState606: (fear the bish, eh? WTF is a bish?)
Papa Tymisonn: (Bishounen. Japanese for pretty boy.)
OMG Dirty: (Bishounen, is a japanese term to describe a handsome young man.)
OMG Dirty: (Pretty boy.)
AngeloState606: (i seee...so he has nicely sculpted pectorals?)
Papa Tymisonn: (... Tara is intrigued...)
Papa Tymisonn: Well, who knows. Maybe she's a peeping Tina...
AngeloState606: (it's information for annie...she wanted to now)
OMG Dirty: (He's no manly man. But there is muscle tone. By which I mean, think not of Vin Diesels DD's. But something smaller and sleeker, but there. and nice.)
OMG Dirty: (He is a bloody elf.)
AngeloState606: (dds? XD)
Papa Tymisonn: (I think she means double Ds.)
OMG Dirty: (in the world of man boobies. Vin Diesel is totally the = of pam anderson.)
AngeloState606: (i got that)
AngeloState606: (yeap...i'd just never thought to describe him THAT way)
OMG Dirty: (Except his are so real.....)
OMG Dirty: (Sooooooo real.)
OMG Dirty: (n_n)
Papa Tymisonn: (... focus...)
AngeloState606: (*drool*)
AngeloState606: (yes..back to the RP)
OMG Dirty: (Sorry what?_
Papa Tymisonn: (The both of you!)
AngeloState606: a peepin' tina, hrm?
AngeloState606: *light snicker*
OMG Dirty: *Farida comes back in with little cakes with cream and blueberries on them*
AngeloState606: well, i've always felt that the body is a natural thing and is never somethin' to be ashamed of...
OMG Dirty: *She sets one down in front of everyone*
OMG Dirty: *.......though she's added what looks like extra cream on hers*
OMG Dirty: Unless it's fearful ugly.
AngeloState606: *annie looks at her little cake, kinda scared to take a bite*
OMG Dirty: *Cackles*
OMG Dirty: Oh no worries.
AngeloState606: there's no lamb in this right?
OMG Dirty: I didn't bake these.
OMG Dirty: I picked them up at the market.
AngeloState606: ah...right
OMG Dirty: I just added the cream and fruit.
AngeloState606: *gobble gobble*
Papa Tymisonn: Wait... you don't eat lamb?
OMG Dirty: *Their alright. Not award winning, but a good little dessert*
AngeloState606: no, freddy, i believe every body is something to appreciate...
OMG Dirty: *Takes a bite*
OMG Dirty: Oh...*looks terribly happy*
OMG Dirty: It's been so long since I've had sweets.
Papa Tymisonn: *eats*
OMG Dirty: I'm afraid I don't have them nearly enough.
OMG Dirty: *Takes another bite*
AngeloState606: IM: not anymore...not after tonight's dinner *smiles at card*
Papa Tymisonn: Well, unless your doctrine says not to...
OMG Dirty: *Stuffs her face with cake, looking a bit dejected*
Papa Tymisonn: Farida, what's wrong?
AngeloState606: these are right lovely, freddy
OMG Dirty: Nuffing.
OMG Dirty: *Stuffs a particularly large bite of cake in her mouth*
AngeloState606: ye shall give me the recipe *winks*
Papa Tymisonn: ... *realizes this the first sign of things to come* ... alright.
OMG Dirty: Yes. It has certainly been .............more entertaining than my nightly meal with the other brothers.
Papa Tymisonn: (A Daenj'r Tymisonn interjection.)
Papa Tymisonn: (Dae: ... ...)
AngeloState606: *annie sighs*
OMG Dirty: (Elan: *kickapow* Out of here baldy! You cramp my style!)
Papa Tymisonn: (... CLOSE THE DEAL, DUDE! *frantic back patting* Oh, El, buddy, you're SO in... *PUNTED!*)
AngeloState606: IM: and more enjoyable than spending the night alone in a tavern
AngeloState606: (wtf are y'all smokin?)
OMG Dirty: (elan: e_e oh yes. I am going to kick your ass. In the name of Ashura.)
OMG Dirty: (we're being OOC silly.)
AngeloState606: (gotcha)
OMG Dirty: (Charles has another Ashuran priest named Dae. Who would delight in teasing Elan about this.)
Papa Tymisonn: (But he's currently stuck in a fic that I'm working on.)
AngeloState606: (*snicker* kaaaaay)
Papa Tymisonn: (And VOW to finish.)
OMG Dirty: (Yeaaaah. you better. jerkface.)
OMG Dirty: >_> <_<
OMG Dirty: *looks down at her empty plate and heaves a sigh*
AngeloState606: *after finishing her little cake, she stands and picks up everyone's dish*
Papa Tymisonn: Is there more, dear? I can get it.
AngeloState606: *whomever is finished, anyway*
OMG Dirty: No.
OMG Dirty: Only picked up enough for the one go.
OMG Dirty: *helps clear*
Papa Tymisonn: Oh. Thank you, Elan.
OMG Dirty: IM:.........This feels absolutely strange. First time I've worn anything but white in............Five years.
AngeloState606: *annie smiles at elan shyly*
OMG Dirty: *takes the dishes Annie is holding and goes and carefully puts them away in the sink*
OMG Dirty: *Farida's little head bonks on to Cardinal's shoulder*
Papa Tymisonn: (Dae:... DID YOU SEE THAT, GENIUS! SHE WANTS YOU, MAN... yeesh. First time you haven't been scared of a girl and THIS is how you act? Sad...)
AngeloState606: *annie sits back down near freddie*
Papa Tymisonn: *instantly rubs her shoulder*
OMG Dirty: (Elan: BACKOFF MAN! you've been gone for months! AND IM GETTING BETTER! I just......don't like them touching me.)
AngeloState606: *she pats freddie on the hand* thankee, lass...it was absolutely lovely
OMG Dirty: *eyes light up*
OMG Dirty: ........Anyone for a party game then?
AngeloState606: a party game?
OMG Dirty: *Devilish little grin*
Papa Tymisonn: (D: You're in service of Ashura. Learn.)
OMG Dirty: Aye!
AngeloState606: *remembers a bad bad night on the night wing involving a "game"*
AngeloState606: it doesn't involve grog, does it
Papa Tymisonn: ... sure... uh... what'd you have in mind?
OMG Dirty: (Elan: I can serve the Goddess........and .......never....do....that.)
OMG Dirty: <_< I can't drink any more.
OMG Dirty: So no.
OMG Dirty: *pats her nonexistant stomach*
AngeloState606: aye, then! a game would be right lovely
Papa Tymisonn: (D: Yeah, but not WELL.)
OMG Dirty: Yes, drinking woudl be a terrible idea for you little miss.
AngeloState606: (annie will shake her tattood pirate breastesses if y'all don't stop fightin'!!!)
OMG Dirty: (Elan: Shut it baldy, or I'll shut it for ye! Go home to your wife an' get food poisened!)
Lithaladhwen has entered the room.
AngeloState606: (FOCUS!! i gotta leave in about 35 minutes)
Papa Tymisonn: (Ja.)
Papa Tymisonn: ... uh... Charades?
OMG Dirty: Let's have a sit down in the living room then.
OMG Dirty: ........I was thinking of something......more fun.
OMG Dirty: *Smiles*
AngeloState606: *annies heads out to the living room and stands in the middle a little worried about what freddy has in mind*
Papa Tymisonn: *takes his bride to the sitting area* Well? Spill!
OMG Dirty: WELL.
OMG Dirty: *larger smirk*
OMG Dirty: *Follows with his cup of tea, and takes his chair from before*
OMG Dirty: Ever heard of the ancient, honored party game of......
AngeloState606: *annie fiddles with her skirt and the laces of her bodice, waiting for instructions from freddy*
OMG Dirty: TRUTHS or DARING DEEDS.
OMG Dirty: One person is IT.
OMG Dirty: I'll be it. Since I know how to play.
AngeloState606: truth or dae?
AngeloState606: *dare*
OMG Dirty: I get to pick one of you, and I get to ask you......
OMG Dirty: Do you wanting to be telling a truth, or doing a daring deed?
OMG Dirty: Then you gotta pick....
OMG Dirty: If you pick a truth....
OMG Dirty: I can ask you anything I want. And you gotta tell me the truth.
OMG Dirty: .....If you pick a Dare....then I can tell you to do anything I want....And you gotta do it!
AngeloState606: *annie feels like she's turning red...she feels very warm in her face*
OMG Dirty: .....Then after they answer or do the dare, it's their turn, and they get to ask a person "Truth or daring deed?"
OMG Dirty: See?
OMG Dirty: Terribly charmin' little game.
OMG Dirty: Used to play it round the campfire....
Papa Tymisonn: ... this is a frightening game.
AngeloState606: IM: aye, charmin'....*scowl*
OMG Dirty: *Smiles*
OMG Dirty: Alright then....
OMG Dirty: Who shall I pick.......
OMG Dirty: *eyes them all down*
AngeloState606: *annie looks at the floor, evading eye contact*
AngeloState606: IM: notmenotmenotmenotmenotme
OMG Dirty: Cardinal!
OMG Dirty: Truth, or Daring deed, my husband.
AngeloState606: IM: thank heaven!
Papa Tymisonn: ... ... truth.
Papa Tymisonn: No! Daring deed!
Papa Tymisonn: Daring deed!
OMG Dirty: ............
OMG Dirty: .....YOU SAID TRUTH.
Papa Tymisonn: IM: Truth could get quite dangerous.
OMG Dirty: .......you sure you want a darin' deed........
Papa Tymisonn: I changed my mind.
OMG Dirty: e.e Well yer stuck now.
OMG Dirty: ....
OMG Dirty: Sing us a kids song. While dancing with the goat......wearing one of my skirts.
Papa Tymisonn: ... ... alright.
AngeloState606: *annie bursts out laughing at the mere image of him doing that in her mind*
OMG Dirty: IM: SCORE! THIS IS PRICELESS!
Papa Tymisonn: *goes to the bedroom*
OMG Dirty: .....O......oh my.
OMG Dirty: *looking fairly amused*
AngeloState606: aye, freddy! that's brilliant!
Papa Tymisonn: *from within* Someone get Apuro for me!
AngeloState606: i'll get him!
OMG Dirty: I know.
OMG Dirty: Be thinkin' on what you wanna do to other people.
OMG Dirty: In case it comes around your turn.
OMG Dirty: *Giggles*
AngeloState606: *annie runs to the front door and flings it open looking for apuro; finds him; grabs his leash and leads him inside*
OMG Dirty: Cardinal is "IT" after his song and dance number......
Papa Tymisonn: *returns, in a multicoloured skirt*
AngeloState606: *snickers; leads him to the bedroom door*
AngeloState606: aye, here he is
OMG Dirty: *BUSTS out laughing*
AngeloState606: *starts guffawing hysterically*
OMG Dirty: I must say, Cardinal. That is a smashing look on you.
Papa Tymisonn: ... thank you, all.
OMG Dirty: *looks on the verge of a laughing fit as well*
AngeloState606: *annie looks at elan, unable to contain her laughter*
Papa Tymisonn: *picks up Apuro's front hooves and begins to sway and sing*
AngeloState606: *points and laughs*
Papa Tymisonn: Una rata vieja que era planchadora...
OMG Dirty: IM: Oh gods, I wonder whats' in store for me?
Papa Tymisonn: Por planchar su falda se quemo la cola...
OMG Dirty: *CAckling madly from her spot on the couch*
Papa Tymisonn: Se puso pomada y se amarro un trapito
Papa Tymisonn: Y a la pobre rata le quedo un rabito...
AngeloState606: *is laughing so hard she's stopped making sounds*
Papa Tymisonn: Lero lero lero! Lero lero la!
OMG Dirty: IM: speaking in his langauge again.....always sounds so strange.....
AngeloState606: *tears creep from her eyes*
Papa Tymisonn: Esa rata vieja no sabe planchar! HEY!
Papa Tymisonn: *flourish!*
OMG Dirty: *Freddy is a redfaced ball of humor*
OMG Dirty: WHOOOOOO!
OMG Dirty: *Claps, a wide smile on his face*
AngeloState606: aye! that's enough! i'm gonna have a bloody stroke!
Papa Tymisonn: Keep clapping, Elan, you're next.
OMG Dirty: (You know, I gotta draw that right?)
AngeloState606: *gasps and smiles at elan*
OMG Dirty: o_O Ggh.
AngeloState606: (hell yes)
Papa Tymisonn: (That just mean's you're evil, that's all.)
Papa Tymisonn: ... Truth or Daring Deed?
AngeloState606: (lmao)
Papa Tymisonn: *sits on the couch, skirt and all*
OMG Dirty: IM: Well......wise men say there is nothing to be feared in the truth.....But if the possibilities are limitless.......But capering in a skirt seems.....well.....
OMG Dirty: *Seems to be undergoing internal conflict*
Papa Tymisonn: (My source.)
Papa Tymisonn: We're waiting.
OMG Dirty: IM: But actions speak louder than words......
AngeloState606: (ah...i was curious)
OMG Dirty: ...
OMG Dirty: IM: But.....
OMG Dirty: *Finally reaches in his pants pocket and pulls out a gil*
OMG Dirty: *Flips it*
OnlineHost: OMG Dirty rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
OMG Dirty: I can only speak the truth.
Papa Tymisonn: ... alright...
AngeloState606: IM: truth? hrm...it'd be interesting to know the contents of his inner thoughts....
OMG Dirty: *Takes her husbands hand and kisses his cheek*
AngeloState606: IM: *singing* i've got a loverly bunch o' coconuts...deedileedeedee...there they are a'standin' in a row
OMG Dirty: IM: Make it a good one Cardinal.
Papa Tymisonn: *smiles* So, what IS your fantasy woman? That dream female you have stuck in the back of your head?
AngeloState606: (i have a feeling none...or ashura, herself)
OMG Dirty: *looks a bit flabbergasted*
OMG Dirty: I haven't.......really thought on it much....
OMG Dirty: *twiddles his fingers and starts to darken around the face*
OMG Dirty: ....One things for sure...not a Drow.
OMG Dirty: .......Do....you mean in looks.....or in.....personality, morals, background....education?
OMG Dirty: .....It's a rather large question isn't it?
OMG Dirty: IM: No dice Elfy.
OMG Dirty: You'll have to fess up sometime.
AngeloState606: IM: yo ho! yo ho! a pirates life for me!
Papa Tymisonn: Tell it all.
OMG Dirty: Well....
OMG Dirty: Looks I don't mind one way or another.....
AngeloState606: IM: you two are gonna scare 'im away..i'm sure of it!
OMG Dirty: Except..I find long hair extremely lovely. I've seen the women in the city with it all cut off. IT just doesn't seem very flattering at all.
OMG Dirty: ......One that is DECIDEDLY a woman. ....I'd really not go further on that one.
OMG Dirty: *awful thoughts of his sister*
Papa Tymisonn: ...
Papa Tymisonn: IM: OK...
AngeloState606: IM: decidedly a woman? what's that s'posed to mean?
OMG Dirty: Someone who enjoys good books, and nature. And would not mind so much........how much of my life I devote to my Goddess.
Papa Tymisonn: (Elan: Wow, you're such a nice gal, RuPaul. I could really fall for a girl like you...)
OMG Dirty: (Elan: *SHUDDER*)
AngeloState606: (you dumbass!)
OMG Dirty: And........someone who would want to be a mother, and be married. I do not understand, or endorce "open relationships"
OMG Dirty: Dreadful, complicated idea.
OMG Dirty: *Blushing harder*
OMG Dirty: Have I said enough Truth?
OMG Dirty: *There is a knock knock on the door*
AngeloState606: *annie glances over to the front door*
AngeloState606: IM: wonder who that is?
OMG Dirty: >_> Eh, what?
OMG Dirty: You expecting someone, dear?
OMG Dirty: *Goes up to get the door*
Papa Tymisonn: ... huh. Who could that be?
OMG Dirty: *opens it to reveal*
OMG Dirty: *.....A man identical to Elan, identical in everyway save the hair. This one's hair is very long, falling to mid back, and tied back neatly in a pony tail, he wears a suit of black silk, trimmed in furs, and is decked out like
OMG Dirty: *Aristocracy, a long chain of black beads around his neck*
AngeloState606: *looks confused*
Papa Tymisonn: ... IM: Wait a moment...
OMG Dirty: *HE's also smoking a cigarette*
OMG Dirty: Um....
OMG Dirty: .......Can I help you?
Papa Tymisonn: ... Farida, back up.
OMG Dirty: *Does so*
Papa Tymisonn: Inhaling smoke could be bad for the both of you...
OMG Dirty: *The man advances*
OMG Dirty: My apologies....
Papa Tymisonn: *gets up and stands in the way* May I help you, sir?
OMG Dirty: *throws the cigarette on the ground and smashes it under a boot*
AngeloState606: *annie looks at elan with a question on her face*
OMG Dirty: Just here......to spend a little quality time with my brother, make sure he's not in the company of scoundrels.
OMG Dirty: *grins....*
OMG Dirty: *Elan looks mildly......terrified*
Papa Tymisonn: He's not. e_e
AngeloState606: <.< >.> <.< >.> <.< >.>
OMG Dirty: Ah, then I shall join in, and verify for myself.
AngeloState606: IM: wtf?
Papa Tymisonn: You know, the last name Il Bast stuck with me when he mentioned it...
OMG Dirty: I heard the sounds of merrimaking....
OMG Dirty: *pulls off his sunglasses*
AngeloState606: *to elan* you didn't mention a brother?
OMG Dirty: What's in a name, mate?
AngeloState606: (sunglasses? really...)
Papa Tymisonn: ... *tilts his head to the side* You know, I can almost see it...
Papa Tymisonn: The feminine part of you, that is...
OMG Dirty: *Unlike Elan's eyes though, his are dark black, with red pupils, they look mildly scarred over*
Papa Tymisonn: Hidden very well, I'd say... e_e
OMG Dirty: .....I see.
OMG Dirty: I think, Elan, doesn't need to stay here much longer.....the company is very rude.
OMG Dirty: Might rub off on his impeccalbe little manners.
AngeloState606: *listening to the conversation....looks more confused with each exchange of words*
OMG Dirty: *w* I don't have a brother, Madam Rosie.
AngeloState606: <.< >.> <.< >.>
OMG Dirty: Cardinal.....
OMG Dirty: What is your problem?
AngeloState606: *w* that's your sister?!?
OMG Dirty: ...*W* You've no idea.
Papa Tymisonn: *gives the "just a moment" face*
AngeloState606: *w* aye...'tis all clear to me now...
Papa Tymisonn: ... you can go now, or I can summon the guard. Almost literally.
OMG Dirty: I even came baring gifts, as befitting a proper dinner guest.....
OMG Dirty: Though it seems I'm a bit late for that.
OMG Dirty: *flourishes his hand and a bouqet of blue roses appears*
OMG Dirty: I happened to help your guard when the Demon's invaded.....
AngeloState606: *annie sees this bit of magic and is slightly intrigued*
OMG Dirty: I fought alongside the lot of you.....
Papa Tymisonn: *takes them* How self preserving of you.
OMG Dirty: You're not a very bright man.....
OMG Dirty: Are you?
OMG Dirty: Chaos does not necessitate evil.
OMG Dirty: *Steps inside*
OMG Dirty: Lovely place.....
AngeloState606: *w* is she a magic person?
OMG Dirty: Homey, even.
Papa Tymisonn: *stands in the way still*
Papa Tymisonn: I still think you should go. Immediately.
OMG Dirty: I'm a priest lady love.
OMG Dirty: *gives her a wink and a rogueish smile*
OMG Dirty: Runs in the family.
AngeloState606: *annie looks confused*
OMG Dirty: Head priest....actually.
AngeloState606: IM: is he..er, she...talking to me?
OMG Dirty: *Disappears with a CRACK and a puff of foul smelling smoke*
Papa Tymisonn: AAGH! *coughsputter*
AngeloState606: *coughs from the dreadful smelling smoke*
Papa Tymisonn: ... and she complains of the company her brother keeps...
OMG Dirty: *Crack*
OMG Dirty: I do.
OMG Dirty: *walks out of the kitchen stirring a cup of tea*
AngeloState606: *gasp*
OMG Dirty: Very rude not to invite someone in.
Papa Tymisonn: My home, my choice, Amana.
AngeloState606: amana?
OMG Dirty: My name, Child.
Papa Tymisonn: Or do you not respect me as a homeowner?
OMG Dirty: I respect very little, and I respect alot.
OMG Dirty: But where one begins, and the other ends, I'm never entirely sure.
AngeloState606: *annie feels a little firghtened and gets closer to elan, trying to hide behind him*
Papa Tymisonn: (awww)
OMG Dirty: *moves just a bit, shielding her*
AngeloState606: (shuddup...he's probably gonna get scared anyway)
OMG Dirty: Knock it off, sis.
Papa Tymisonn: ... listen, I will make this CRYSTAL clear.
OMG Dirty: Cardinal.
OMG Dirty: Let me handle this.
OMG Dirty: Please.
Papa Tymisonn: I have absolutely n-...
OMG Dirty: *Stands*
Papa Tymisonn: ... alright...
OMG Dirty: >_> WHAT is wrong with you?
OMG Dirty: You know better than barging in and scaring people.
Papa Tymisonn: *allows Elan to take the forefront, as he sees to Farida*
OMG Dirty: If you want to hang about, you ask like a normal person.
OMG Dirty: *takes a sip of tea and seats himself at the table*
OMG Dirty: This is Doma city.
OMG Dirty: I moved here as it is far from the Norm, and yet it is the norm..
OMG Dirty: *Takes another sip*
OMG Dirty: If you want my attention, I will talk to you after my evening prayers.
Papa Tymisonn: >.< IM: Trying to confuse... that's just great...
OMG Dirty: Can you blame your big brother for wanting to see to it that my poor darling is fitting in well with his new social circle.
OMG Dirty: I worry.....
OMG Dirty: *pats Elan's cheek*
AngeloState606: IM: that's a woman? bloody hell...what happened to her...
OMG Dirty: *By the open shirt, Annie can see that it IS a man. and though identical to Elan, he's....strangely more Charismatic*
OMG Dirty: *w* I don't like this CArdinal.
AngeloState606: (so he/she's even prettier than elan?)
OMG Dirty: (yes. Doubly so.)
Lithaladhwen: (W.T. Fuckstein?)
Papa Tymisonn: *w* If anyone can deal with Amana, it's her brother, I'd guess. But I'll protect you if things escalate, don't worry.
OMG Dirty: As much as I would adore to stay in such a pleasant abode, I missed what I came for. I was hopping for a spot of lamb.....
OMG Dirty: >_> We'll have dinner later.
AngeloState606: IM: HAH! you can have it...
OMG Dirty: ........Now DONT you have prayers or altars to attend to or something.....
OMG Dirty: .......I should be saying my prayers should I?
AngeloState606: *annie glares over elans shoulder at Amana*
OMG Dirty: *Lets off a strange giggle, that is neither this nor that, but highly creepy*
AngeloState606: *whispering something in gaelic*
OMG Dirty: NO.
OMG Dirty: NO. Just.....go on.
OMG Dirty: I'll have tea with you later...
OMG Dirty: Ruin all the fun....
AngeloState606: IM: AVAST, bloody cur!
Papa Tymisonn: ...
OMG Dirty: ....I was just going to leave a present for the newlyweds, and the delectable lady buccaneer.....
AngeloState606: IM: delectable?
OMG Dirty: *Winks and grins lecherously*
OMG Dirty: *Just then the shape moves and changes......Amana changes but doesn't......now it's a voluptous woman elf*
OMG Dirty: I'll just be off then.
OMG Dirty: Lovely tea.
OMG Dirty: .....And hold onto those Cards, sweetness.
OMG Dirty: I'll be back to discuss those later.
Papa Tymisonn: e_e
AngeloState606: *is amazed at the display of shapeshifting*
OMG Dirty: *bows politely and disappears once again leaving the puff of gas*
Papa Tymisonn: IM: If she dares...
Lithaladhwen: (Lex, why are you playing roughly ten thousand characters every time I stumble onto one of your RPs?)
Papa Tymisonn: *OMGangst!*
OMG Dirty: *Sigh of relief*
OMG Dirty: (I go the way of Dave.)
OMG Dirty: (I try to kill my sanity with MPD)
AngeloState606: *annie collapses into a chair*
OMG Dirty: ......If you meet her.
OMG Dirty: ......It's best.....to just talk civilly.
Lithaladhwen: (Doesn't that get a little masturbatory?)
OMG Dirty: She actually responds to that.
AngeloState606: (ALRIGHTY, y'all...i gotta go)
Papa Tymisonn: (Kay.)
OMG Dirty: (Depends. I don't do it all the time. you just catch the small moments.)
Papa Tymisonn: ... I refuse. Not to one like her.
AngeloState606: (if i'm back in an hour, do you wanna continue?)
OMG Dirty: (Sure bitch.)
AngeloState606: (YAY!)
Papa Tymisonn: (Huge pause?)
OMG Dirty: (if chuck is up for it.)
Papa Tymisonn: (It's fine.)
AngeloState606: *annie smiles exhaustedly at elan, taking note of his advice*
Lithaladhwen: (I don't know. Unless they want to head out and see what pregnancy test connections Shakti has found for them.)
AngeloState606: (YAYAY)
AngeloState606: (be back in a little while!)
AngeloState606 has left the room.
OMG Dirty: (Also Kai, it's hard not to have umpteen characters when you've been about as long as I have.)
Lithaladhwen: (I can imagine, but.... it's hard to get involved in an RP when it seems to be going along just fine with one person roleplaying alone.)
OMG Dirty: (*Sigh*)
OMG Dirty: (I'm glad you see it that way.)
Lithaladhwen: (I only have eight or so characters at this point, not counting NPCs which may/may not survive my campaign, so I don't have the same problem....)
Lithaladhwen: (But, you know. Stuff.)
OMG Dirty: (The only RPs you've really participated with me in, were the gypsy themed ones, and these, with Tara here recently.
OMG Dirty: (The gypsies, well no one fucking took the NPCS that were offered to advance plot, so I took them over.)
Lithaladhwen: (Yes, and while I've read others, these are also the only ones I'm invited to.)
OMG Dirty: (And as for the ones with Tara, I've tried to fill out, as she's only been comfortable rping with just Charles and I.)
OMG Dirty: (I do not really like the idea that I come across as a plot mongerer.)
Lithaladhwen: (And I technically did take over an NPC. I just can't be Shakti ex Machina every time you guys have been going for a while and want someone else in.)
Papa Tymisonn: (I simply like having you here.)
OMG Dirty: (well of course not. IT doesn't fit the character does it?)
Lithaladhwen: (No, it doesn't.)
OMG Dirty: (and the invites, to these, and the invitation to play Shakti (As honestly with these characters, unless something else happens, is the only one who knows them enough) were in the general good nature of a CI rp invite. Nothing more.
Lithaladhwen: (Yeah, I know. I appreciate being invited because RP=good.)
Lithaladhwen: (But I'm just saying, part of the reason they may not know as many other people could be that they don't have to leave the house to interact with a hundred other characters all played by the same RPers who are already present.)
OMG Dirty: (Understood.)
Lithaladhwen: (I would have loved to use Tassi or even Yadali for some of these, but the current cast doesn't interact with anyone else.)
Papa Tymisonn: (So, let's get them in.)
OMG Dirty: (That's because of Tara "AngeloState." .....She's new to the idea of online roleplay. It's her first couple goes. This ideas of the dinner party was formed mostly to break her in a bit more. I Invited her
OMG Dirty: but she freaked and lurked.
OMG Dirty: This has been one continuation of one rp. They will leave the house. Things will be done that don't involve mastabatory rp and the like.
OMG Dirty: ....Sorry for the tirade. I took some of what you said a might to heart.
Lithaladhwen: It's not a problem.
OMG Dirty: I'm going to go kill things and stop being an emo whore.
Lithaladhwen: I meant it, though. It's hard for other people to get involved in an RP where they don't feel necessary.
Lithaladhwen: Killing is also good. Go forth, milady.
OMG Dirty: ....I understand your point.
OMG Dirty: I also assure you, this is a minority of what I do.
Lithaladhwen: Coolness.
Papa Tymisonn: Hey! Let's get this party restarted!
AngeloState606 has entered the room.
Papa Tymisonn: Welcome back, Tara.
AngeloState606: (annie wants elan soooooo baaaaaaaaaad)
AngeloState606: (makes kissy noises)
Lithaladhwen: (Depending on where you guys are going, I may be able to provide a Brian.)
AngeloState606: llalaaaa
AngeloState606: (what's X up to?)
OMG Dirty: (Sorry el banyo called.)
OMG Dirty: (up to y'all where you want it to move.)
OMG Dirty: (Would the Ivory horn work?)
Lithaladhwen: (He and I are getting hooked up with ramen at the moment, which is why he's not in chat yet. I know where Shakti would be, but Hakaril also knows Card and Farida, and he also knows people.)
Lithaladhwen: (People that I play.)
Arch mage144 has entered the room.
Papa Tymisonn: (*throws tomatoes at Brian* Hello!)
AngeloState606: (mkay)
Arch mage144: (*tomatoed*)
Arch mage144: (Ahh, delicious lobster flavored ramen.)
OMG Dirty: (well. I was thinking, leaving this spot.)
Arch mage144: (*gets his font on*)
OMG Dirty: (Any suggestions on an appropriate CI friendly location?)
AngeloState606: (well, we left off where manly sis just left)
Arch mage144: (It doesn't matter to me, as long as it's someplace either a) public or b) where someone can cause Trouble (TM) and Hak has to show up)
Papa Tymisonn: (... did someone say trouble? I think I have just the char...)
OMG Dirty: (Let me get rolling the wheels of scene change)
Arch mage144: (Trouble (TM) is a registered trademark of Milton-Bradley, INC)
OMG Dirty: <Farida & Elan>
Papa Tymisonn: <Cardinal>
OMG Dirty: ......I think however, I had best leave for the evening....somehow, after that little escapade. Deadly lamb, and getting gnawed by a goat....
Arch mage144: <Hakaril>
OMG Dirty: That I need a drink.
Papa Tymisonn: (We just have to let the folks leave first, Brian.)
Arch mage144: (Of course)
Papa Tymisonn: ... well, alright. Nice seeing you, Elan.
OMG Dirty: *indicates the robe* I will return this tomorrow.
Lithaladhwen: (Brian: "Hay guyz!! What'sgoing on in this RP??")
OMG Dirty: *bows his head a little*
Papa Tymisonn: Take your time. I've got dozens like that.
AngeloState606: would ye mind a bit o' company?
OMG Dirty: .........
OMG Dirty: No......
OMG Dirty: By all means.
AngeloState606: i just thought that a drink sounds right lovely, as well
OMG Dirty: Well, I promise next time won't be so spazzy....
OMG Dirty: Bye guys!
OMG Dirty: *Farida opens the door to show them out*
AngeloState606: aye, freddy, it was lovely
AngeloState606: *hugs freddy*
OMG Dirty: *Gives Anne a wink*
Papa Tymisonn: *stands with her*
AngeloState606: see ye in the morn
OMG Dirty: Yep.
AngeloState606: *blushes*
OMG Dirty: I had a ...er....great time.
OMG Dirty: *heads out the door*
Papa Tymisonn: *waves*
OMG Dirty: IM: Next time, I'll wear tear resistant clothing.
OMG Dirty: Mind the Ivory Horn then?
Lithaladhwen: (How about the IH bathroom?)
AngeloState606: nay, sounds fantastic
AngeloState606: (she wishes!)
Papa Tymisonn: ... they're fun. ^_^ I hope they get together soon...
OMG Dirty: *Snort* we'll see about that.
OMG Dirty: (.......bathroom?)
Papa Tymisonn: O
OMG Dirty: *AND SCENECHANGE BECAUSE WALKING IS TIME CONSUMING*
Papa Tymisonn: I'm sure you will.
OMG Dirty: He's as skittish as a rabbit.
Lithaladhwen: <Tassi Abigail Wells>
AngeloState606: *annie steps through the door at ivory horn*
OMG Dirty: ......And she's not alot better.
Arch mage144: *meanwhile, at the Ivory Horn...*
Lithaladhwen: <sans Pele>
OMG Dirty: *ENTERING THE BUILDING, but sadly isn't elvis*
Arch mage144: I told you, Darin, it's easy.
AngeloState606: (dip shit!)
Arch mage144: Um...but...I don't see...
Papa Tymisonn: (I feel like havin' a little red vs. blue tonight...)
OMG Dirty: (Hush your face ho bag.)
AngeloState606: *annie looks at elan, gesturing to an empty table*
OMG Dirty: *nods*
AngeloState606: (you hush yours, biznitch)
Arch mage144: Look, first, you get her pants off. That's step one. Well, strictly speaking, maybe that shouldn't be step one.
OMG Dirty: *pulls out a chair for her*
AngeloState606: thankee, elan
OMG Dirty: (Bite me, sperm bank.)
Arch mage144: Maybe I should explain foreplay.
Lithaladhwen: (How bout we start with a kiss before we go barrelling on to... never mind.)
AngeloState606: (sperm bank? what are you implying?)
Papa Tymisonn: *a redheaded, excellently clothed, rather smelly drunk sort of ... lands next to Hakaril*
OMG Dirty: (.......Stuff._
Papa Tymisonn: *drinks from a very expensive bottle*
Arch mage144: Hakaril...as I understand it...Miss Tassi and I are...not exactly...on terms that are quite so...familiar...
AngeloState606: (HOLD ON...fill me in on these other characters....i'm gettin' confuzzled)
Arch mage144: Yeah, look, but you've got to be prepared for when you are! I wish I'd known then what I know now...comes from being married to a succubus...
OMG Dirty: (>_> I'll explain a bit in IM)
Lithaladhwen: (Hold on. I'll IM you.)
AngeloState606: (okeedokee)
Lithaladhwen: (I have pictures!)
OMG Dirty: (ACtually, kai would be better.)
Arch mage144: ( http://zeke.tzo.com/rpgww/archmage/Hakaril_DMSCV_color.jpg )
OMG Dirty: (If you would please, ma'am.)
Arch mage144: (That's Hakaril. Green font.)
OMG Dirty: .....Those will be some very weird children.
Papa Tymisonn: (I am playing Jansen Cade. Rich guy. Pseudo-ex-mercenary. Lonely fellow.)
Arch mage144: (As I understand it, Kai is linking you the purple-fonted character of mine)
Arch mage144: ...*looks over at the drunk perched behind him*
Papa Tymisonn: ... a half drow? ... interesting...
Papa Tymisonn: *glug*
Arch mage144: Do you mind? I'm trying to explain to my friend here some very important concepts.
Arch mage144: Drinking in my ear is incredibly rude.
Papa Tymisonn: No, I *brrp* don't mind. *glug*
Arch mage144: Um...Hakaril, maybe these...lessons...should be saved for...later...
Arch mage144: IM: ...or never...
AngeloState606: *annie looks exhaustedly over at elan*
Arch mage144: Yeah, er, whatever. What's your name?
AngeloState606: well, i had a nice time, i did...despite the end where it got a tad sour, but it was still lovely
Papa Tymisonn: Jansen. You? *glugglug*
AngeloState606: *annie tugs on the scarf holding up her hair and releases it, allowing her hair to fall freely*
OMG Dirty: Yeah.
Arch mage144: *stands up from his chair, coat flapping up dramatically as he adjusts his hat and flips his hair in a disgustingly bishounen fashion*
OMG Dirty: .......Think it'd be kinda blue, or blue in spots?
OMG Dirty: *seats himself*
OMG Dirty: Yeah sorry about that.
Lithaladhwen: (One picture of Tassi.)
Papa Tymisonn: I'm thinking... light blue...
Papa Tymisonn: But speckles would be neat...
Arch mage144: I am Hakaril James Silvar, Archmage, Doman General, Scholar, Poet, Planar Cartographer, Astralist, Master Conjurerer, Demon Hunter, Wyrmslayer, Dracokitty Breeder, Gunnir Graduate and Improvisational Lawyer!
AngeloState606: tis alright
AngeloState606: the comp'ny was still good
Papa Tymisonn: ... ... weirdo. *drinkydrink*
Arch mage144: Hakaril...do you...really think he needs...all that information?
AngeloState606: *shy smile*
Arch mage144: Absolutely.
OMG Dirty: Well, enough excitement for me. I'm going to bed.
Arch mage144: ...to my friend. Not to you. I am not a weirdo.
OMG Dirty: *Raises a white eyebrow*
Papa Tymisonn: *finishes off the bottle* Could have foooooooooooooled me. ^^
OMG Dirty: I'm glad you say so....
Arch mage144: I am a genius with a flair for arcane knowledge, drama, and passion.
OMG Dirty: *turns and looks over at the drunkard*
Papa Tymisonn: Right behind you...
AngeloState606: *annie looks around the room for a bartender or a wench*
Lithaladhwen: (Description from Lex for the person with whom I am unfamiliar?)
Papa Tymisonn: ... well, the only vibe I'm getting is pompous ass. *puts the empty bottle on the bar*
OMG Dirty: (AHARZ. yes.)
Arch mage144: *standing at the counter is a tall man with enormous feathered wings, coal black hair, and white clothing*
AngeloState606: *spots a man with feathered wings; is intrigued*
Arch mage144: *he appears to be wiping a glass nonchalantly and has a very innocent smile on his face, as though he is largely oblivious to the cares of the world*
Arch mage144: *one might assume that he is the bartender*
AngeloState606: *to elan* is that the bartender?
OMG Dirty: *Is a drow, of slight build, wearing robes, his hair is long and in braids with gold beads here and there, of the mildly bish nature. Bright blue eyes, and most unflappable.*
Arch mage144: *wipe, wipe, dry glass, mop counter* o.o
OMG Dirty: ........
OMG Dirty: He seems to be doing the whole.....bit.
Arch mage144: (Elan, right?)
OMG Dirty: So......I'd assume so!
OMG Dirty: (Correct, sir.)
Arch mage144: (OK, I remember him, vaguely)
Arch mage144: Hello! o.o Can I assist you in providing refreshments?
OMG Dirty: (yeah....Looks almost identical to Amana when it's a dude.)
AngeloState606: aye...
AngeloState606: yer finest wine would be lovely, please
Arch mage144: What would you like? *blinks* o.o -.- o.o
AngeloState606: *looks at elan* this is on me *wink*
OMG Dirty: ....*waits on Annie to order*
OMG Dirty: Ah.
Papa Tymisonn: *kicks the goat back into the yard, figuratively, and joins his wife*
OMG Dirty: .......er.....thanks.
OMG Dirty: Red wine please.....
OMG Dirty: Nothing fancy please.
Arch mage144: Oh, certainly! We have an excellent Rivan vintage available at the moment, a fantastic sparkling wine, year 1297. I am told that it has excellent apricot notes and a delightful berry finish!
Lithaladhwen: (XD)
OMG Dirty: >_> .......
Lithaladhwen: (How about the meniscus, Riss'ar?)
OMG Dirty: ON second thought. Cheap beer please.
Papa Tymisonn: *whistles* Barkeep! More champagne... same brand...
AngeloState606: are you sure ye wouldn't like to try the nice stuff that i'm gettin'?
AngeloState606: (well SHE sounds unintelligent)
Arch mage144: (The meniscus obeys all of the laws of physics and is a very clear color, with the bubbles around the edge indicating an approximate alcohol volume of 12 and a half percent. o.o)
OMG Dirty: ....How about you just surprise me then, Rosie?
AngeloState606: aye...we'll both be surprised...
AngeloState606: two glasses, tehn
AngeloState606: (*then)
Lithaladhwen: (Found a picture of Darin, Tassi, and her badger Pele as well. Thought I'd share.)
Arch mage144: *scratches his head* You would like to be "surprised?" Does that mean you want the wine I just described, or that you want me to recommend something else on tap? o.o;;
AngeloState606: wait, is what you described your finest wine?
Arch mage144: Look, man. I don't really have time to deal with a drunk.
Arch mage144: Well, um, I am not really an expert on such things, but it is our current special. That's what I'm told to say! I believe it is a very good wine. *nod nod*
Lithaladhwen: *A blonde walks into a bar.... No really. (desc coming!)*
Arch mage144: Hey, Darin, isn't that her? You should totally try one of those lines I told you!
AngeloState606: *kinda skews her face and looks at elan for a clue of what he may think*
Papa Tymisonn: Oh, f@#$ you. BARKEEP! Where the hell's that champagne?
Arch mage144: Um, Hakaril...I do not think...that that is wise...
Lithaladhwen: *She's wearing a white broomstick skirt, a light pink button-up sweater with the sleeves rolled up, and an undershirt that looks to be made of flattened feathers.*
OMG Dirty: *Shrugs his shoulders*
OMG Dirty: Er......we'll just have that wine you named off.
Lithaladhwen: *For once, she seems to have left her badger at home.*
Arch mage144: Just a moment sir! And of course! *goes to the back room, returns with wine and a bottle for Jansen*
AngeloState606: *annie knods at the barkeep*
Arch mage144: Please, enjoy it! *sets the wine down with a couple of glasses*
Lithaladhwen: *Orders herself a whiskey and looks around until noticing Hakaril and Darin.*
OMG Dirty: (KNODS.)
OMG Dirty: (WHOOO~)
AngeloState606: (sorry, dude)
Lithaladhwen: *waves, with an extra smile for Darin*
AngeloState606: (fuckin' a)
Arch mage144: C'mon, Darin. It's an excellent way to express your interest.
Arch mage144: Just try it. The one we practiced is good.
Arch mage144: Do it for my sake, would you?
Papa Tymisonn: *accidentally knocks over the glasses and uncorks it, drinking it straight up*
Arch mage144: *looks like he's going to die of embarrassment*
Lithaladhwen: IM: What is the General up to now.
Arch mage144: *gets up, walks over to Tassi, and flushes the color of a tomato*
AngeloState606: *annie picks up the bottle and pours some of the wine into the glasses*
Arch mage144: Um...if I...told you you had a nice body...would you hold it against me?
Arch mage144: IM: This is a terrible idea...
Papa Tymisonn: (.... HA! Bad pick up lines ahoy!)
Lithaladhwen: *Patient smile* *w* Did General Silvar suggest that?
AngeloState606: *she slides a glass over to elan and then picks up her own*
Arch mage144: *w* Um...yes...he said if that was not successful that I should try "excuse me, I seem to have lost my address...can I have yours?"
Lithaladhwen: *represses laughter*
Lithaladhwen: Darin...
AngeloState606: well, i feel like gettin' a little bit "gone" tonight...*she says before taking a gulp of the wine*
Lithaladhwen: You don't have to act like the General. I like you the way you are.
AngeloState606: *she sets her glass down and starts fiddling with strands of her long hair*
Arch mage144: Oh...I tried to tell him that...he said he was sure you did...but that I should try...a more "aggressive" approach. *blinks, looks down, turns bright red*
Lithaladhwen: *stern glance to Hakaril*
Lithaladhwen: I see.
Lithaladhwen: Well, Darin, you do fine on your own.
Arch mage144: IM: Go get 'er, Darin. You deserve a night of passion with the crazy healer lady.
AngeloState606: so, describe how a normal day passes for ya, elan?
Lithaladhwen: (XDD.....D)
Arch mage144: Oh...
Papa Tymisonn: ... *driiiiiink*
Arch mage144: Damnit...Jansen, was it?
Lithaladhwen: Come on. Let's go sit down, and hopefully he'll behave himself.
Papa Tymisonn: Yeah... *brrrrrrrrp*
Papa Tymisonn: What is it?
Arch mage144: ...you want to share that bottle with me? I'll buy your next one. It's been a long day, and I'm trying to get an angel laid.
Arch mage144: I don't know if it's working. I am very stressed out.
Papa Tymisonn: *hands it over*
Papa Tymisonn: Maybe you don't suck as much as I thought you did...
Arch mage144: Um...okay...I believe he will...he is very well-mannered.
Lithaladhwen: He is. *sips whiskey*
Lithaladhwen: *sits down at the table*
Arch mage144: Hey! I take that incredibly personally! *drinks straight from the bottle and glares at Jansen*
Lithaladhwen: Hello, General. Who's your friend?
Arch mage144: Who the hell are you to decide that I suck!?
Lithaladhwen: *eyebrow*
Lithaladhwen: *whiskey sip*
OMG Dirty: *Smiles*
OMG Dirty: *takes a sip*
Arch mage144: ......
OMG Dirty: I get up. I breathe, possibly.
Lithaladhwen: IM: Well-behaved.
OMG Dirty: I bath possibly.
OMG Dirty: ...I pray. Constantly.
Papa Tymisonn: ... perrrrrsonal opinion, pal... I could think the Pope sucked, even if he definitely didn't.
Arch mage144: Yeah, whatever. And hello, Tassi!
Arch mage144: ...the who?
Papa Tymisonn: (The church of Ashura has a Pope.)
Arch mage144: (Oh, right.)
Lithaladhwen: (Excellent.)
Arch mage144: Oh, the Ashuran Pope.
OMG Dirty: I spend most of the time reading, and helping around the temple. Nothing really interesting, I'm afraid.
Arch mage144: He might suck. I've never met him.
Papa Tymisonn: Yeah, him. *motions for Hak to return the bottle*
OMG Dirty: (Oh poo. I was hoping it was the CRIME POPE)
OMG Dirty: (he's neat.)
Arch mage144: *drinks from bottle again before returning it*
Lithaladhwen: (Pope-acabra.)
Arch mage144: (POPEMAN)
Papa Tymisonn: And if he did or didn't, don't *brr* matter... if I THINK he does, that's my f@#$in' business, right?
OMG Dirty: ..I.....am afraid, there is nothing to tell, Madam Rosie.
Papa Tymisonn: *driiiiiiiiink* Same with you, pal... 'cept... you DON'T, from what I could tell...
OMG Dirty: IM:.......If I didn't know better......
Papa Tymisonn: ... could use an attitude adjustment, though...
OMG Dirty: IM: Oh sweet Ashura, this seems ten fold like a date......
OMG Dirty: *COUGH*
Arch mage144: ...yeah, whatever. What do you do, besides get hammered and harass important people?
Arch mage144: He seems to be...somewhat busy, Tassi...
Lithaladhwen: IM: I'll let the General handle this one. I don't feel like being everyone's mother tonight.
Papa Tymisonn: Get rich sellin' land and shoot people on merc jobs.
Lithaladhwen: It would seem.
Lithaladhwen: I've... had a long day, so I think I'll just let him be. He seems to be enjoying himself.
Arch mage144: He has...lots of starnge acquaintences.
Arch mage144: *strange
Arch mage144: "Shoot people on merc jobs?" Does that mean that you're a mercenary, or you shoot mercenaries?
Papa Tymisonn: I am a mercenerrrrry. *starting to slurr*
AngeloState606: hrm...well, what's important is that ya enjoy it...
Arch mage144: You, sir, are in a highly honorable profession of murder for money, and I salute you, as long as you never try to kill me or anyone I know.
AngeloState606: i miss the sea right dreadfully...not a day goes by that i don't wish i could return to me ship and me crew
Lithaladhwen: Quite a few... *carefully enunciates* mercenaries, it would seem.
Papa Tymisonn: Don't ever get on a wanted postrr, then
OMG Dirty: >_> I wouldn't advise it.
AngeloState606: hmm? why's that?
OMG Dirty: I hear Doma is cracking down on such activities on the seas.....
AngeloState606: *drink drink*
AngeloState606: really? hmm...
Arch mage144: I am not likely to do so.
Lithaladhwen: *sip*
Arch mage144: IM: Well. It's been a while, anyway.
OMG Dirty: Yes, really.
Papa Tymisonn: Smart man.
AngeloState606: me former first mate georgie should make it here soon...i hope everythin' is okay...
OMG Dirty: Hardly, goes unnoticed when brigands start terrorizing merchant ships yes?
Arch mage144: So, um...Tassi...how are things...at the temple?
Papa Tymisonn: (The King: ... ah, what the hell, I'm bored. *puts up a 10,000 gil bounty for Hak*)
OMG Dirty: When business is lost, politicts come into play shortly after.
Lithaladhwen: IM: If I really wanted to be unpleasant, I would cleanse that bar patron's system of liquor.
AngeloState606: well, it depends on how ya do it
AngeloState606: i s'pose that's true...
OMG Dirty: .......I still dont' really approve of it.
OMG Dirty: And with the way things are going, in practice it seems like career suicide.
Lithaladhwen: They're going fine. I've taught one of the girls to take care of Pele, so he should be getting used to other people any time now.
Papa Tymisonn: And do you really do all the s@#$ you said you do?
AngeloState606: heh...when i first got on the ship 8 years ago, i didn't even know it was a pirate ship *chuckle*
Lithaladhwen: That also means I can have a babysitter when I want to go out in the evening.
AngeloState606: they were very private about that...
Arch mage144: Oh, how nice...Pele is a...bit rambunctious for most...public places...
AngeloState606: 'twasn't til the night i was being held down getting branded that i realized i was on a pirate ship
Lithaladhwen: He tries.
Arch mage144: He is generally...well-behaved, I must admit.
AngeloState606: *laughs*
Arch mage144: *deadpan* All of it.
Arch mage144: All of the shit.
AngeloState606: BUT *pour, drink* those were the days, aye they were
Papa Tymisonn: Wow. That's a hell of a lot for a skinny guy like you...
AngeloState606: however, i have really enjoyed being here in Doma, too...
Lithaladhwen: He certainly seems to have taken a liking to you. But sometimes his affection is difficult to receive in the spirit in which it's given.
AngeloState606: since i've finally been able to find friends...
Arch mage144: Sometimes...his company is...a bit taxing. Even if he is...affectionate.
OMG Dirty: *nods*
OMG Dirty: *plays with one of his braids*
Arch mage144: I...occasionally prefer...less aggressive company.
Arch mage144: *smiles a little*
OMG Dirty: .....The goods at your store.....
Lithaladhwen: He's a lot like your friend there. *gestures at Hakaril*
AngeloState606: aye?
OMG Dirty: I shouldn't have to ask, should I.....
Arch mage144: Skinny guy!?
AngeloState606: *chuckle*
Papa Tymisonn: Want me to order you a sandwich?
Arch mage144: ...no.
Arch mage144: What the hell would I want that for? o_O
AngeloState606: about the origins of such wares?
Lithaladhwen: Very lovely company, but not so lovely as some.
Lithaladhwen: *smiles back at him*
Arch mage144: He is...certainly a handful. But...not really so difficult to deal with...I have practice.
Arch mage144: He was...my roommate, you know.
Papa Tymisonn: Beef up a bit.
OMG Dirty: *nods and gives her a sombering glare*
Lithaladhwen: I've heard.
Lithaladhwen: He mentioned it once, I believe.
AngeloState606: well, let's just say there were some very wealthy sailors who didn't need them *smile, drink*
Papa Tymisonn: I need one too, don't get me wrong...
OMG Dirty: *Sighs*
OMG Dirty: You're undercutting the honest jewelers doing that......and supporting further dishonesty......
Arch mage144: You, sir, need a lot more than a sandwich. And where did you get the idea that I needed to "beef up?" I have more stamina than most people I know!
Papa Tymisonn: Prove it. Hold your breath.
AngeloState606: aye...but it was me only option at the time...
Arch mage144: I'll do you one better. I can make a succubus beg me to stop.
Lithaladhwen: Oh, speaking of old friends.
Lithaladhwen: The others at the temple were very impressed with you.
AngeloState606: i s'pose i could have just ended up here in doma and bought a little shack somewhere and just existed, but i like havin' contact with people
Arch mage144: What? I...what did I do?
Lithaladhwen: *little grin*
Lithaladhwen: They thought you were very charming.
OMG Dirty: *Sighs*
Arch mage144: ...charming?
AngeloState606: besides, appraisin' the treasure was always me job...
OMG Dirty: I'm not trying to say you should give up your livihood.
Lithaladhwen: *very serious nod* Yes.
OMG Dirty: .....But, now you have quite a bit of capital yes?
AngeloState606: aye...business has been good
OMG Dirty: Why not start buying from reputable dealers?
Papa Tymisonn: ... Introduce me. We'll make sounds that Argovians can hear.
OMG Dirty: *Elan hears this......*
OMG Dirty: ..........................
AngeloState606: aye...there's nothin' wrong with that
Arch mage144: She's my wife!
Papa Tymisonn: Then don't offer her. Sheesh... *drink*
Arch mage144: I'm not going to let you sleep with her because of some stupid bet!
Arch mage144: >.> Who said I was...oh, never mind.
OMG Dirty: *looks over wide eyed at the general adn the drunk*
AngeloState606: *annie notices a troubled expression on elan's face*
Lithaladhwen: Very charming, and very handsome.
Papa Tymisonn: *WELL DRESSED drunk, thank you*
OMG Dirty: (yeah yeah. Pot. Black.)
AngeloState606: *drink* somethin' wrong?
Papa Tymisonn: *chuckles*
OMG Dirty: Ever pick up on the tail end of a conversation, and wish to the Gods you could have only gone deaf seconds beforehand?
Lithaladhwen: (Changes font, for ease of reading.)
Arch mage144: Barkeep! Get this man another bottle of champagne, I don't care what kind, and get me an Argovian rum.
AngeloState606: *laugh* aye, i hafta admit, that has happened to me once or twice
Lithaladhwen: *sip* IM: This can only go well....
Arch mage144: Yes sir, General Hakaril sir! o.o *does as told*
Arch mage144: *drinks the provided beverage*
Papa Tymisonn: *does as well*
Arch mage144: *stares Jansen straight in the eye* Now you look!
Papa Tymisonn: o.o
AngeloState606: care for more wine, elan?
Arch mage144: I...am a very important man! *takes another shot*
Lithaladhwen: IM: Oh, my.
Arch mage144: And I...*shot* WILL NOT! *pour, shot* TOLERATE! *pour, shot* YOUR...SASS! *hic*
Lithaladhwen: >.o
Papa Tymisonn: ... *driiiiiiiiink*
Papa Tymisonn: ... you know what makes you important, man?
Lithaladhwen: IM: I.... don't know what the correct course of action is here.
Arch mage144: Oh dear. This reminds me of...Gunnir...
AngeloState606: IM: wonder what he's thinkin'....
Papa Tymisonn: You. Have. Love.
Lithaladhwen: You've seen this before, then?
AngeloState606: IM: i probably don't want to know...
Papa Tymisonn: *pokes him with every word*
Arch mage144: ...whoa. That's deep.
Papa Tymisonn: *driiiiiiink*
Lithaladhwen: *blinks at the drunken wisdom*
Arch mage144: You know what's really awesome?
Lithaladhwen: IM: I see......
OMG Dirty: Yes please, actually.
Lithaladhwen: IM:......
OMG Dirty: *holds out his glass*
Papa Tymisonn: What's that?
Papa Tymisonn: (... I think the wine and rum is laced with THC...)
AngeloState606: *annie pours more wine into elans glass, and then more into her own*
Arch mage144: You're so totally right, man! And I'm gonna totally show you something really awesome!
OMG Dirty: (his sass, or his Sass. this is a big HUGE GIRONORMOUS, difference.)
Arch mage144: *stands up and starts making wild gestures*
Lithaladhwen: (SASS)
Lithaladhwen: *scoots back a little*
Arch mage144: You see, Tassi, this is the part where...
OMG Dirty: (Damn. There's no sassin SASS)
Papa Tymisonn: o.o The f@#$ you doing?
AngeloState606: *annie becomes distracted by the person standing up and making gestures*
Arch mage144: TRANSFORM! *points at the chair he was standing in and shouts loudly*
AngeloState606: i believe he's enjoying his drink a bit much, would you say?
Arch mage144: *the chair becomes a miniature walrus made of wood*
Arch mage144: ...yeah.
Lithaladhwen: *throws back the final finger of whiskey all at once*
Lithaladhwen: I see.
AngeloState606: *annie sees this display of magic*
AngeloState606: bloody hell o.O
AngeloState606: how 'bout that
Lithaladhwen: General, that was extremely interesting.
Papa Tymisonn: ... that's... f@#$ing... COOL...
AngeloState606: you're awful quiet, elan...somethin' on yer mind?
Arch mage144: And again! *points at the table* TRANSFORM!
Lithaladhwen: *w* Darin, how do we stop him?
Arch mage144: *the table becomes a rosebush*
Arch mage144: IM: Oh no. General Silvar is drinking.
Arch mage144: *the rosebush spontaneously combusts* AH HA!
Arch mage144: *w* Um...that depends...do you value your life?
Papa Tymisonn: o.o
Lithaladhwen: *w* Not to excess. Why?
OMG Dirty: .......Just watching the drunken Casting.
Arch mage144: *w* Well...um...I never got past that part.
OMG Dirty: There should be a law against that.
Lithaladhwen: *w* I see. Well, you know best, I suppose.
Papa Tymisonn: .... uh... is that dangerous, man?
Arch mage144: ...yeah, see, once, I spent the whole evening as a sheep!
Arch mage144: And I was drunk!
AngeloState606: what? castin' in general or drunken castin'?
Lithaladhwen: *belated note... Tassi speaks with a mild Baronian accent.*
Arch mage144: And they locked me in a box with a beetle the size of a horse!
Arch mage144: *accenting and emphasizing words as he slurs a bit*
Lithaladhwen: IM: Oh... filth. I don't know what to do.
Papa Tymisonn: S@#$. That's COOL.
Arch mage144: *w* Do you have a spell that...cleanses poisons from the body?
Lithaladhwen: IM: He's going to hurt someone. And I'm going to have to fix it. *sigh*
OMG Dirty: Drunken casting of course....
Arch mage144: Yeah!
Lithaladhwen: *w* I do... but he'll just drink more, won't he? He can afford it.
OMG Dirty: o_O someone who could make cows explode with a thought, shouldn't very well be mucking' about on a drunken lark.
AngeloState606: aye...the poor bastard prob'ly won't remember that in the morning
Arch mage144: *pulls a package out of his pocket and sets it on the non-walrused chair*
Papa Tymisonn: Do me, do me! *gets up and opens arms wide, like preparing to get hit with a bucket of water*
AngeloState606: so, mind if i ask ya somethin'?
Arch mage144: *pulls out what look like little fluffy white balls, twitches his fingers, and conjures a pointy stick*
OMG Dirty: ......No, go ahead.
AngeloState606: well, not to spoil the happy mood, but, what's the story about yer sister?
Arch mage144: *shoves the stick through one of the balls, which appears to have a soft texture, and holds it over the burning rosebush*
Lithaladhwen: IM: Oh heavens. This is going to be either horrible or very interesting.
Arch mage144: I would rather make marshmallows!
Arch mage144: *looks extremely content*
AngeloState606: *annie awaits a response by pulling her hair over a shoulder and running her fingers through it
Papa Tymisonn: ... kay. Any for me?
Arch mage144: *w* We could call his wife...but I think...she might join in.
Lithaladhwen: *w*That might be worse.
OMG Dirty: *snorts*
OMG Dirty: Do you really want to hear about something so dreadful?
Arch mage144: Oh, fine. *conjures another stick, shoves marshmallows on it, hands it to Jansen* You know, you're all right, man. You like marshmallows!
OMG Dirty: *looks over his shoulder at the weirdos again*
AngeloState606: well, i'm curious, really...it'll help me understand...things...a litle bit better
OMG Dirty: *w* Good lord, should they be doing that indoors?
Papa Tymisonn: *roast roast* Yeah... you can go driking with me any time..
Arch mage144: Um, Sir General Hakaril Silvar, sir, it might be inadvisable to start fires indoors.
OMG Dirty: .....The property damage.....
Lithaladhwen: General... are you certain that's safe?
Arch mage144: o.o *sweatdrop*
AngeloState606: *glances over at them...annie isn't really all that surprised by anything anymore*
Lithaladhwen: Someone could get hurt. And I'm very tired.
Arch mage144: ...oh yeah. We are indoors, aren't we?
Lithaladhwen: Yes, General.
AngeloState606: i 'spose not...i wonder why the barkeep doesn't say anything...
Arch mage144: Fuck!
Arch mage144: Sorry, Riss'ar. Put it on my tab, will you? You know. The tab. *nodding*
Arch mage144: Um, yes sir. o.o; I can do that.
OMG Dirty: He is....it seems.
OMG Dirty: ......Poor fellow....
OMG Dirty: .....*looks back to Annie*
Arch mage144: I'd go burn rose bushes outside, but damn, it smells good in here. Like roses.
OMG Dirty: Well.....
OMG Dirty: Originally......
Papa Tymisonn: Yeah...
OMG Dirty: My sister and I......we ran away from the drow city as children......
Lithaladhwen: It's not the roses that are a problem. It's the fire in a wooden building.
OMG Dirty: I was much younger, so she took care of me the best she could for a short while.....
Arch mage144: Hakaril...maybe you should go back to the castle...I think that...maybe...that would be best.
OMG Dirty: But one day she abandoned me with an old human man.
Lithaladhwen: Do you want to spend the night at the temple, or are you all right to get back?
OMG Dirty: ......I hadn't really seen her since.
OMG Dirty: Found her again three years ago, here in Doma City.
Arch mage144: That is a damned good idea. Party at the castle! You're totally invited. Vixxy can toast marshmallows with us. I wonder if Aya's busy. Hell, let's grab the King and get him in on it.
Lithaladhwen: *sigh*
Arch mage144: Huge bonfire in the gardens!
Lithaladhwen: General. I don't think that's necessary.
Lithaladhwen: You're... having enough fun for everyone.
Papa Tymisonn: Who cares? It'd be fun!
Arch mage144: It is entirely necessary! *leans forward and looks like he might have a little trouble with gravity*
AngeloState606: hmm...that must have been frightening as a child...
Papa Tymisonn: Infite the howle damn kindgom!
Arch mage144: Yeah, all of them! Wait, no.
AngeloState606: you know, to be left by the only person you knew with someone you didn't know...
Lithaladhwen: Are you all right? *puts out an arm to make sure he doesn't keel over*
Arch mage144: Not Will Baseton. He's kind of a loser. And we're not inviting Vince.
Arch mage144: You hear that, Tassi? Vince isn't invited! So tell him he can't come!
Papa Tymisonn: Eh, whatever. Let's just get sloshed while we're at it.
Lithaladhwen: I will. Thank you. I'll do that.
OMG Dirty: Actually.
OMG Dirty: I welcomed the new mentor in my life.
OMG Dirty: ......Even at that young age.....
Arch mage144: Okay! *totally stumbles away from Tassi, bottle in hand, heading towards the door*
AngeloState606: really? well, i can understand that...
OMG Dirty: Amana was getting.....VERY peculiar.
Arch mage144: *the rosebush puts itself out inexplicably*
Papa Tymisonn: Hey! Where ya going1?
AngeloState606: aye....i noticed...
Arch mage144: The castle!
OMG Dirty: .........The cutlery thing was enough to make any young boy terrified for life.
Lithaladhwen: *follows and insists on making sure he doesn't harm himself on nearby objects*
AngeloState606: cutlery?
Papa Tymisonn: OK! Tell that king of yours hi for me!
Arch mage144: I think he...will be okay...
Lithaladhwen: Are you sure, Darin?
Arch mage144: Uh...alright! I'll tell him "Jansen says hi!"
Papa Tymisonn: Thanks!
Arch mage144: He has been...much worse.
Arch mage144: His story about being a sheep is...one of the tamer ones.
Lithaladhwen: All right, then. *releases Silvar* You take care, General.
Arch mage144: Hakaril was...quite a wild student.
Lithaladhwen: He's a wild general. I can only imagine his school years.
Arch mage144: Yeah, you too, Tassi. Don't take life too seriously, right? Just because you're shoving your arms in people's guts all the time and delivering babies and fixing incontinence or whatever.
Arch mage144: They fix that at the temple?
Lithaladhwen: We fix everything.
Lithaladhwen: Or we're willing to at least.
Arch mage144: Good to know. I'll come by if I injure myself playing with fire.
Lithaladhwen: Please do.
Arch mage144: *turns to Darin and gives him a stern look* And damnit, try harder to get laid! I can't do everything for you!
Lithaladhwen: *facepalm*
Arch mage144: *walks out the door singing an old tune that someone might recognize as a classic Gunnir drinking song*
OMG Dirty: Honestly. You don't want to know.
OMG Dirty: I don't want to know.
OMG Dirty: But I know.
OMG Dirty: And it hurts.
OMG Dirty: Possibly here.
OMG Dirty: *points to his head*
Lithaladhwen: *watches him go with some measure of both concern and annoyance*
Lithaladhwen: Well.
Lithaladhwen: That was interesting.
Arch mage144: *Hakaril's voice fades as he heads down the street* I left my leg in the teleport stream / I spent the night as a sheep... / But at Gunnir the taps keep flowing / Until we all fall asleep!
Lithaladhwen: (XD)
Lithaladhwen: (XDD....D)
AngeloState606: *lightly chuckles* hrm...well, if you're certain, but really, i think i've seen, heard, and experienced enough in my short lifetime that it probably can't be that troublesome
Lithaladhwen: (XD^7)
Arch mage144: ...I hope he sobers up before his wife finds him.
Lithaladhwen: It will probably take him a while to get home anyway.
OMG Dirty: No.
OMG Dirty: Annie.
OMG Dirty: Really.
OMG Dirty: It is beyond.......wrong on so many levels.
Lithaladhwen: His attention span will probably keep him off track long enough for him to sober up a little.
Papa Tymisonn: *has passed out, marshmallow on his face*
OMG Dirty: It has made demons blush.
OMG Dirty: ........But when I found her......
OMG Dirty: Well......to put it lightly, she wasn't the same.
Arch mage144: Yes...perhaps you are right.
AngeloState606: i...can tell
Arch mage144: ...what if he really does start a bonfire in the castle gardens?
OMG Dirty: >_> She had become a priest in the service of the God of chaos.
Arch mage144: I...never knew he was so fond of marshmallows.
Lithaladhwen: Someone will take care of him.
OMG Dirty: ............And has taken to her job with relish.
Lithaladhwen: I'm sure they're used to it by now, and much better equipped than we are.
OMG Dirty: So much so, that when her own God cursed her to forever flip flop genders randomly......she embraced it as being closer to her chaotic ideal.
OMG Dirty: She loves her curse.
AngeloState606: i see
Arch mage144: Yes...sometimes I think he relies entirely too much on divine providence to keep him alive.
AngeloState606: i wonder what she did to upset her God...
AngeloState606: for such a curse...
OMG Dirty: Nothing.
Lithaladhwen: Well, he does seem to push it a bit. But nonetheless... he is alive.
Arch mage144: *Tassi is likely to notice that this is the first time she's really heard Darin speak forwardly or frankly about another person*
OMG Dirty: .....That's just the way he works.
OMG Dirty: Thought it was funny.
Arch mage144: *it isn't common for him to express his opinions, after all*
Lithaladhwen: (She would!)
AngeloState606: o.O hmm
Lithaladhwen: (She likes his opinions, and takes note of them when they appear!)
Lithaladhwen: So, whether he takes it a little far, it doesn't seem to have snapped back at him just yet.
Arch mage144: (I am totally drawing attention to the fact that she is subtly changing his personality. =P)
Lithaladhwen: (^_^)
Arch mage144: Luckily for him. *nods sagely*
AngeloState606: well, is it a bittersweet thing, then, that ya found her here?
Arch mage144: So...I apologize if Hakaril interrupted your...plans for the evening...
Lithaladhwen: Oh, no. Not at all. I just had a busy day today, and I'm nearly out of healing spells.
OMG Dirty: ......I suppose.
OMG Dirty: ...........I am more.....
OMG Dirty: One of the sole voices of sanity she listens too.
Lithaladhwen: I spent some time renewing wards in another part of town, and that's a little taxing.
OMG Dirty: *To
AngeloState606: hmm...then i 'spose you aren't sure whether or not it's a good thing to have a sibling...
OMG Dirty: She can either be a very helpful (IF highly annoying) soul.......or the very next instant be a murderous whimsical bastard.
OMG Dirty: .....That thing she is now, has commited enough atrocities, that the guard would be GLAD to bring her in, with little provocation.
AngeloState606: ah....so, with her curse, she doesn't know when she'll switch between a man and a woman, then?
AngeloState606: or can she control it?
Arch mage144: Oh...what sort of wards?
OMG Dirty: No.
OMG Dirty: Can't control it.
OMG Dirty: Has no idea when it'll happen.
Lithaladhwen: Wards to prevent the spread of disease, among other things. It has to be done periodically, and I volunteered today.
OMG Dirty: though experience dictates to me, it's usually when it's least convenient, or at least highly amusing.
Lithaladhwen: Some healers won't do it, though I hardly think that they're qualified to take a moral high-ground if they won't do their job to help people no matter what.
Lithaladhwen: *shrug*
Lithaladhwen: I don't know.
Arch mage144: Oh, I understand. You mean in...the brothels?
Lithaladhwen: Yes.
Lithaladhwen: *straight-faced, no blushing!*
Arch mage144: *nods* I see. That is...a very important task.
Lithaladhwen: I think so. Someone has to do it.
AngeloState606: i see...so, it was very amusing to the, uh, "chaos god " to change her mid-visit, hmm?
Lithaladhwen: Some healers don't like to get their hands dirty, which often keeps them from the people they're supposed to be helping.
OMG Dirty: I don't know.
Arch mage144: General Silvar has described...a lot of the more "interesting" facets of Doman law to me. I...have reason to see why he...serves this country.
OMG Dirty: I wasn't there for it.
OMG Dirty: But I hear tell, it happened in the Queen's personal bathroom.
Lithaladhwen: *wry smile* He's certainly well-suited to Doma.
Lithaladhwen: And it to him.
Arch mage144: I can...hardly imagine him living anywhere else.
Arch mage144: Certainly not Prandia...
AngeloState606: O.o what was she doing in the queens bathroom?
Arch mage144: He would...fit in as well there as...I do in Celestia.
Lithaladhwen: *blink* That's an interesting comparison.
Arch mage144: Both are...much more rigid places.
Lithaladhwen: I suppose from what I've seen of the Celestial plane, you must be right.
OMG Dirty: *chuckles*
OMG Dirty: Bathing apparantly.
AngeloState606: *drinks remaining bit of wine in her glass; knods at the barkeep*
OMG Dirty: I don't want to know anymore than that, myself.
Lithaladhwen: Though the idea of General Silvar gallivanting about that particular locale is rather amusing.
AngeloState606: .....aye
AngeloState606: *snicker*
Arch mage144: He has...apparently spent a bit of time there...
Arch mage144: But generally...when he goes...he is...fairly demanding.
AngeloState606: you know....that would have been quite funny to witness...
Lithaladhwen: How so?
OMG Dirty: *Shakes head*
AngeloState606: (fuckin' A!!!! why am i spelling like a fuck head tonight!!! *NODS! NODS NODS NODS!*)
OMG Dirty: I do not think so.
OMG Dirty: (because.........you are a fuckhead.)
OMG Dirty: (Fuckhead.)
AngeloState606: (at least i'm not a fuckbutt)
AngeloState606: (eewwww...BURN!)
Lithaladhwen: (nuh uh. YOU'RE a fuckhead, Lex.)
OMG Dirty: (Yes. But I'm a sexy sassy fuckhead.)
Arch mage144: (Ah, yes, the classic...fuckbutt.)
AngeloState606: (hehe)
OMG Dirty: (TAra is off brand fuckhead. SO GENERIC)
AngeloState606: (hey, gimme a break...i had a break to work on a tax assignment earlier)
Arch mage144: Well...if I remember correctly...the last time he visited it was to hunt down my...father...and demand that he stop being "cryptic, vague, and generally unhelpful."
AngeloState606: well, i guess it depends on how you look at the situation
AngeloState606: *annie calls to the bartender*
OMG Dirty: (we need to wrap this up soon, she-bitch, I open Multimedia tomorrow.)
Arch mage144: Yes, miss? o.o
AngeloState606: (don't worry...we're getting to a closing spot)
Lithaladhwen: You've mentioned your father. From what you told me, General Silvar was probably correct to criticize him.
Arch mage144: Can I help you? *looking somewhat relieved that the drunken pyromaniac quasi-boy scout Hakaril has left*
AngeloState606: i believe we are done wtih this bottle, sir
AngeloState606: *to elan* would ya care for more drink, elan?
Arch mage144: Oh, was it as good as advertised? o.o Would you like another?
AngeloState606: *smiles to pretty pretty bartender* yes, it was quite nice...
AngeloState606: elan? more?
OMG Dirty: No thanks.
OMG Dirty: Actually.......
OMG Dirty: I have to wake up at dawn tomorrow.......
AngeloState606: aye, then...*gives the bartender the coin required to pay for the wine*
OMG Dirty: Helping Natric perform a ceremony......
OMG Dirty: Afraid I have to leave you for the night.
AngeloState606: aye
AngeloState606: well, it has been a quite nice night
Lithaladhwen: I don't mean any disrespect, but I can't imagine I'd have any more luck being civil with your father, either.
Arch mage144: *retrives another bottle*
OMG Dirty: *bows his head to her* I'll be stopping by your shop tomorrow to see how the enchantment is holding.
Arch mage144: Oh...I have not spoken with him in...some time now...
AngeloState606: *blushes* thank you
OMG Dirty: *Gives a grin* Thank you very much for the wine.
Arch mage144: ...this is...not something I particularly lament.
OMG Dirty: After the rest of the evening, it was very welcome.
AngeloState606: you're quite welcome
OMG Dirty: *and off he goes*
AngeloState606: *annie walks to the door of the tavern, watching him walk away*
AngeloState606: *unsure of the hour, she winds her hair up into a bun, again, and heads off to her home*
Lithaladhwen: I'm not very close with my parents, but for very different reasons.
Lithaladhwen: They've never been unkind to anyone consciously as far as I can tell.
Lithaladhwen: But I think that as a child I frightened them a bit.
Lithaladhwen: So it's still a little awkward.
AngeloState606: *she reaches her house, changes into her nightgown; braids her long hair; puts out the light and goes to sleep*
AngeloState606: (DONE)
Arch mage144: *nods* I see...
Lithaladhwen: I seem to have gotten better at putting them at ease. It was much more difficult before I learned how I was supposed to act.
Arch mage144: Oh, I see. Until you learned...proper manners?
Lithaladhwen: Something like that.
Arch mage144: I...definitely understand. I...had things to learn, too...lessons about...propriety.
Lithaladhwen: I learned the accent to their speech, and I learned how a child behaves.
AngeloState606 has left the room.
Lithaladhwen: *sighs and looks into her glass*
Lithaladhwen: *abruptly chuckles*
Arch mage144: ...are...you alright, Tassi?
Lithaladhwen: You know, I'd love to sit here with you all night. But...
Lithaladhwen: I'm falling asleep.
Arch mage144: Oh...yes, it is late.
Lithaladhwen: *laughs again*
Arch mage144: Perhaps you should return...to the temple...
Lithaladhwen: Perhaps.
Lithaladhwen: Care to escort me back?
Arch mage144: Oh, um...of course I will. *nods*
Lithaladhwen: *smile* Excellent, then.
Lithaladhwen: *pays for her drinks and heads out, presumably with Darin*
Arch mage144: *heads out with Tassi!*
Lithaladhwen: </Tassi>
Arch mage144: </Darin, Hakaril, Riss'ar>
Arch mage144: (Too many chars at once o.o;-)
Arch mage144: (Damnit, emote)
Lithaladhwen: </RP?>