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Der DWSage: Mmm...Legend of Mana Remixes from Overclocked...
Der DWSage: ...I think I'll use Tolaris this RP 'round.
Mekta satak kai: (You going to invite other people?)
Marshmallow DM has entered the room.
Female Pretense has entered the room.
Female Pretense: (thank you!)
Mekta satak kai: (But of course.)
Der DWSage: (Tolaris this time around.)
Der DWSage: (And...I dun wanna get my old buddy list, and I don't have it on this SN.)
Mekta satak kai: (So, you invited us so we can get together the posse?)
Der DWSage: (Possibly, possibly...)
Mekta satak kai: (Okay. Here I go.)
Der DWSage: (*Waits...*)
Mekta satak kai: (Hold on. I need to distribute the link now.)
Zero has entered the room.
Syra Zemyla has entered the room.
Syra Zemyla: (Let's get this started quick.)
Zero: (Hi guys.)
Der DWSage: (Lets.)
Zero: (Aye!)
Zero: (This sausage is spicy :-( )
Arch mage144 has entered the room.
Der DWSage: (Is it a Knob Goblin Sausage?)
Zero: (No.)
Der DWSage: (Is it Hebrew National?)
Zero: (No.)
Der DWSage: (Then it is inferior. >: )
Zero: (But it is spicy.)
CGNakibe has entered the room.
Der DWSage: (ANYHOW! 1-Park. 2-Streets. 3-Bar. 4-Market. Unless someone has a preference for location, I roll.)
Zero: (I suggest the message board square :-( )
Mekta satak kai: (Go ahead and roll.)
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 4-sided die: 4
E mouse2000 has entered the room.
Zero: (Or you can ignore my suggestion! :D)
E mouse2000: (AND IN THE WISEASS CORNER, A GIGANTIC MUS SHREDING MATHBOOKS FOR BEDDING!)
E mouse2000: (*casts LURKMORE*)
Mekta satak kai: (Why the message board square?)
Zero: (...Why anywhere?)
Der DWSage: (I wast distracted! And what is message board square?)
Mekta satak kai: (I don't know. I play the owners of an inn south of Doma capital, but I don't really care.)
Zero: (I forget the exact name; but the place where all the news and shit of Doma is posted up. Ads and merc work and stuff.)
Mekta satak kai: (Rolling is just as good to me.)
Der DWSage: (...That works. So, message board square!)
Zero: (Bulletein Square.)
Zero: (Bulletin.**)
Mekta satak kai: (Whatever.)
Syra Zemyla: (I thought we were going to be on an actual messageboard. ;_; )
Zero: (Kyle: hay guyz i am new wassup???)
Mekta satak kai: (None of my characters really have a reasont to be there, so it'll probably depend on who's in town whether I just lurk or not.)
Der DWSage: *Coming through the square is a rather clean, somewhat young-looking man. He's wearing a blue outfit, and has a red beret on. But no regular beret, oh no...it's got a blue cape attached to the back. It goes down to his knees.*
Arch mage144: (...a cape?)
Der DWSage: *In his hand is a paper, and in the other is a hammer and nails!*
Mekta satak kai: (Is he wearing a wimple?)
Mekta satak kai: (To go with the head-cape.)
Der DWSage: (>_> Aye, a cape. And no, no wimple. He was silly when I first introduced him, and I thought he would be a one-shot. No such luck.)
Arch mage144: (...how long is this cape?)
Mekta satak kai: (Heh.)
Arch mage144: (This is confusing)
Arch mage144: (Wait. WTF?)
Zero: (It goes down to his knees.)
Der DWSage: (From head to back of knees, yes.)
Arch mage144: (I realized this. It does not clarify why anyone would actually wear that.)
E mouse2000: (Because it looks cool!)
Syra Zemyla: (Like Lawrence of Arabia style?)
E mouse2000: (Obviously.)
Zero: (I always saw it as like a sort of...sash, thing.)
Der DWSage: ( aim:Gochat?Roomname=CI+OOC+Now For all your OOC needs!)
E mouse2000: (But I was gonna be a wiseass! :-()
Zero: <Ned>
Der DWSage: (So be a wiseass in there, too.)
Zero: *A rather smartly dressed fellow; in the height of business fashion, is examining thoughtfully the greatest innovation in idea communication!*
OMG Dirty has entered the room.
Der DWSage: *Begins hammering his notice on the board...it seems to be an advertisement for a healing house! One free healing potion with every injury costing more than 50 gil!*
Zero: IM: Well golly. It says here that...wait, this is clearly false!
Zero: IM: Who would charge less than I for alterations?
Zero: IM: I must, for the good of the public, rectify this libelous advertisement!
Der DWSage: <_< Pleasant night, eh?
Zero: Oh yes. *Tears an ad off of the wall!*
Syra Zemyla: *And a young woman walks over to the message board. She has violet hair and eyes, and stands at a hair under 4 feet tall. Her most noticeable feature, however, is the set of dragonfly wings coming from her back.*
Der DWSage: *Was it his ad?*
Zero: *Oh no. A rivel ad.*
E mouse2000: (Rivel ad being drivel from the river?)
Arch mage144: *rival
E mouse2000: (*wiseass, :-(*)
Zero: (I noticed that typo; I chose not to correct it of my own accord.)
Mekta satak kai: (Don't fuck with him bitch. He's the most powerful rivel in the lands.)
Der DWSage: >_>
Der DWSage: *Shrug* Not very kind, but I guess I can't complain...their service wasn't the best.
Zero: I happen to know for a fact that the proprietor of that establishment uses the cheapest materials he can buy.
Zero: Why, did you see how easy the paper tore?
Der DWSage: ...
Der DWSage: *Looks at his own ad disquietingly for a moment*
Syra Zemyla: Of course! You should inscribe your ads in iron plate!
E mouse2000: (Fuck, make it diamond. THAT'LL teach 'em!)
Arch mage144: But does he sell his wares more cheaply than you do?
Mekta satak kai: (Now all we need is a gigantic diamond.)
Der DWSage: It's the age old debate...price, or quality?
Arch mage144: *standing behind Ned is a tall man with waist-length, tied back blue hair, dressed in black with a red military-style beret*
Zero: >_> He might.
Zero: IM: Where have I seen this clown before?
Arch mage144: So he's not lying, eh?
Der DWSage: *Looks at the others!*
Zero: We'll see.
Der DWSage: Nice cap.
Arch mage144: Now hold it a minute. *grin*
Arch mage144: ( image )
Zero: Hmmm?
Arch mage144: You can't just go tearing down other people's ads like that.
Arch mage144: This is a public advertising board.
OMG Dirty: (Godamn....hiccups.)
Zero: Well, consider it a public service. He's...fraudulent!
Der DWSage: <_<
Zero: His threads are shabby.
Arch mage144: But you just said his prices might be lower than yours.
Der DWSage: I don't think so...cheap and poorly managed maybe, but not fraudulent.
Arch mage144: He didn't say he did better work, just cheaper work. No lies there.
Zero: You clearly do not understand economics.
Arch mage144: Excuse me?
Arch mage144: I am a very practiced businessman.
Der DWSage: IM:Am I a loon attractor or something?
Zero: Oh?
Arch mage144: Yeah. My card.
Arch mage144: *reaches into his pocket and produces a small, white card with plain black letters*
Marshmallow DM has left the room.
Arch mage144: *The card reads: "Zeke Mazuo, Mercenary for Hire"*
Der DWSage: IM:One of them may need my card before we're done here.
Der DWSage: 6.6
Zero: *Counters the card with his own; a ninja star imprinted with a stylized illustration of himself!*
Syra Zemyla: (Oh, right, Hakaril is the one who needs to print his business cards on legal-sized sheets of paper.)
Arch mage144: I'm a self-made man, and I've got a definite understanding of economics. Real business sense.
Der DWSage: (*Sniggers*)
Zero: "Ninja Ned; Ninja Tailor of Epic Style"
Arch mage144: What if I ripped down all your advertisements? *looks at the card*
Arch mage144: Uh huh.
Zero: You couldn't find them all!
Arch mage144: There's very little I can't find.
Syra Zemyla: *picks up the advertisement that was torn off the wall*
Der DWSage: *Looks over at the card of Zeke, almost immediately hands him his own card. It's to a healing house, and apparently quite cheap!*
Zero: Once a week I plant a few about the city.
Der DWSage: <_<
Arch mage144: But that's not really very important. *winks and wags a finger*
Arch mage144: I bet if your competitor hired me to eliminate all of your advertising, I could pull it off.
Syra Zemyla: *and looks at it*
Arch mage144: He could hire me to eliminate your customers, too, but that's not very sporting.
Syra Zemyla: Literally? *smiles*
Zero: Haha.
Mekta satak kai: *a woman in black with large black bat wings storms out of a restaurant nearby*
Zero: Like I'd need you to do that for me.
Mekta satak kai: IM: Great. Not only was lunch terrible, everyone there was married.
Der DWSage: ...Look. Ned, was it? Can we just agree that ou didn't do the wisest, or most ethical of things? I don't want visitors this late at night.
Mekta satak kai: <Quinn>
Arch mage144: I'm not going to. No one's paying me to do it.
Arch mage144: That is business sense.
Mekta satak kai: IM: The park always has about a 50-50 chance of interesting people. I'll just go there.
Arch mage144: Don't do anything you aren't properly paid for.
Der DWSage: <_<
Zero: I give free samples, people like me, I have more customers.
Mekta satak kai: IM: Maybe someone cute will fry a duck again. I liked that.
Mekta satak kai: *passes the group*
Mekta satak kai: ...
Mekta satak kai: *pauses momentarily*
Arch mage144: Free samples don't work so well in my business.
Mekta satak kai: *grins and keeps going* IM: I'll come back around this way in a bit.
Der DWSage: *Begins backing off, as he apparently isn't being listened to...and nearly bumps into the bat-winged woman.* Oh...my apologies, miss.
Syra Zemyla: I would imagine not.
Female Pretense: (*Counters the card with his own; a ninja star imprinted with a stylized illustration of himself!*)
Female Pretense: (I see I've been missing awesome)
Mekta satak kai: Hm? Oh. ....You're fine. I'm not picky about personal space or anything.
Mekta satak kai: What's your name?
Zero: (Ninja Ned is a ninja!)
Der DWSage: Tolaris Kasin. I'm thinking I'm a professional nut attractor.
Mekta satak kai: Lucky guy.
Mekta satak kai: Nice to meet you.
Mekta satak kai: *offers a slightly clawed hand to shake* I'm Quinn.
TheWaiChibiAngel has entered the room.
Der DWSage: *Takes it* Though my real job, for now anyway, is accountant to a White Mage...just as glorious as it sounds, too.
Mekta satak kai: *shakes his hand and handles it like it's .... not a hand, we'll say that.*
Zero: Well...that's clearly not any business I'd get into, then.
Mekta satak kai: Pleasure to meet you.
Female Pretense: (SOMEONE BUY ME DSL)
Female Pretense: (RAWR)
Zero: Though I have helped out with the local law enforcement, to, you know, track down deadly criminals.
E mouse2000: (Succubus, I assume?)
Female Pretense: (>:|)
Arch mage144: Accountant?
Arch mage144: Better than personal nut-job attractor.
Mekta satak kai: (Indeed.)
Der DWSage: *Takes the hand with no effort. He's been around!* Same here. And yes, accountant. And only on some levels.
Arch mage144: Local law enforcement?
Syra Zemyla: (Bring in AltJeremy and AltAlice! :D)
Arch mage144: Not bad.
Zero: *Nods.* Doma's finest.
Mekta satak kai: *notices the blue-haired fellow*
Mekta satak kai: ...And what's your name?
Arch mage144: *grins lecherously at Quinn* My name is Zeke Mazuo. Here's my card. *hands her one*
Syra Zemyla: Where did you get the business cards made? I sure could use some.
Mekta satak kai: *takes the card and slips it into her top, though gods only know where it fits or could be hidden*
Mekta satak kai: *grins back*
Mekta satak kai: So. How are you boys doing today?
Zero: >_>;
Zero: <_<;
Mekta satak kai: Anything interesting?
Zero: IM: Man, I was hoping it'd be less crowded here tonight.
Der DWSage: *Points at the ad* Only way I can get out of the House.
Mekta satak kai: That must get boring. What do you do for fun, then?
Arch mage144: I'm pretty good. Things just keep getting better.
Mekta satak kai: *doesn't reply to Zeke, just winks*
Der DWSage: I fend off the sexual advances from the White Mage, or I get stunned at how his prodigy seems to be smarter than I am. And he's ten.
Mekta satak kai: Why would you do that?
Mekta satak kai: IM: Wait! Mazuo. I have heard that name.
Mekta satak kai: IM: Someone TOLD me I'd like him.
Mekta satak kai: IM: Some relative.
Der DWSage: Because the White Mage is a he.
Mekta satak kai: Uh huh. I guess that bothers guys more often than it bothers me.
E mouse2000: (har ha)
Arch mage144: ...sexual advances from your employer, eh?
Mekta satak kai: I don't think you should decide your friends based on what's in their pants.
Syra Zemyla: It's a dangerous situation.
Der DWSage: And the kid...he acts like he's twenty years older than me. And dear Ishtar, it gets annoying.
Zero: *Slowly begins to walk away.*
Mekta satak kai: Much more important what they do with it.
Der DWSage: >_>
Syra Zemyla: He could fire you if you don't perform well in bed.
Arch mage144: *slow smile*
Der DWSage: He's a good friend. I just don't much fancy seeing him robeless.
E mouse2000: (I'm almost afraid to know what goes on in the Unspoken Forum if this is casual talk with you guys. :P)
Mekta satak kai: *shrugs*
Der DWSage: (BRB, dammit)
Mekta satak kai: Well, if he's not your type, he's not your type.
Mekta satak kai: But how do you know he's a good friend if you haven't slept with him? Doesn't that bother you?
Mekta satak kai: It would bother me.
Mekta satak kai: You never know WHAT he's really like.
Der DWSage: Hell no.
Arch mage144: Miss, your philosophy is positively brilliant.
Arch mage144: We should go get a drink.
Arch mage144: We might want to get several.
Der DWSage: o_o I never slept with the kid either. I consider him a friend too.
Female Pretense: (XD)
Der DWSage: And his father is living with us. Should I sleep with someone over eighty to see if he's of moral character?
Syra Zemyla: What's probably bothering him is what two guys in bed have to do. If he became a girl, then he probably wouldn't have as much problem with it.
Mekta satak kai: Eh. Whatever.
Arch mage144: ...what exactly are they obligated to do?
Mekta satak kai: IM: He was right. I like this guy.
Arch mage144: You make it sound like they've got no choice in the mattter!
Der DWSage: o_o
Mekta satak kai: *laughs* Well, you never know. He might do it while you're not looking!
Der DWSage: ...You're a sooky, aren't you.
Mekta satak kai: A what?
Mekta satak kai: Don't call me that.
Der DWSage: Succubus. I'm having Nightbride flashbacks all over again.
Zero: (ADIOS)
Der DWSage: (Night.)
Syra Zemyla: (WTF BZ.)
Mekta satak kai: Oh. Half. But I've never had anyone tell me half a succubus wasn't enough.
Mekta satak kai: (Night.)
Zero has left the room.
Arch mage144: o_o
Arch mage144: *blank stare* You're a succubus?
Der DWSage: IM:*Disturbing flashbacks to NB times...*
Mekta satak kai: Sure. You're a human. We've all learned something today. Why?
Arch mage144: IM: In retrospect, that should've been obvious.
Der DWSage: *Eye begins twitching!*
Arch mage144: Noooo reason.
Mekta satak kai: You're not worried about the soul-sucking thing, are you?
Syra Zemyla: (Zeke: Because I'm half-celestial, and if we have sex, we'll blow up and level a city block.)
E mouse2000: (Sage begins to remind me of Jeremy!)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (Belatedly:-)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (Half a succubus just isn't enough.)
Mekta satak kai: Because I never do that to my friends.
TheWaiChibiAngel: (Belatedly2:-)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (Didn't Zeke get arrested for murder?)
Syra Zemyla: (He's too cool to do time.)
Arch mage144: Well, that's good. I trust you.
Arch mage144: (Er, when did that happen?)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (No, wiat, it was attempted murder.)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (Which is still pretty bad.)
Syra Zemyla: (Also, I think they would make special condoms to prevent soul-sucking.)
Arch mage144: (Oh, wait, I remember that. That plot never actually came to a conclusion and had to be retconned)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (Ah, fair enough.)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (*nods* Procede.)
Arch mage144: (Because if it wasn't, Ashley's RP makes no sense, because Dawn was a PC)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (YOU MAKE NO SENSE)
Arch mage144: (Functionally speaking, that never happened.)
Mekta satak kai: Good. Because I do hope that we can be friends. You seem like a very nice man to me, and I wouldn't do anything of the sort to such a gentleman. *wink*
Der DWSage: >_>
Arch mage144: I would love to be your friend.
Arch mage144: You seem very charming.
Der DWSage: IM:Gag me with a spoon.
Der DWSage: IM:Wait, crap. She can't read minds, can she?
Mekta satak kai: *moves reeeaaallly close to Zeke* It's been suggested.
Arch mage144: We should definitely get to know each other very well.
Arch mage144: ...oh it has, has it?
Mekta satak kai: It has. Though drinking doesn't do me as much good as it used to. Special training and all.
Syra Zemyla: *to Tolaris* This is definitely getting too sappy for me.
Mekta satak kai: Doesn't stop us from getting acquainted in other ways, though.
Der DWSage: Yep.
Arch mage144: ...special training?
Mekta satak kai: (This is sappy? Do you cry during porn?)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (I bet he does.)
E mouse2000: (... I'm almost tempted to quote that.)
Syra Zemyla: (No, but my character might.)
Der DWSage: <_< It's also triggering uncomfortable flashbacks. I think I'll leave now.
Mekta satak kai: (You can totally quote that if you want.)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (Zem cries as he directs porn.)
Syra Zemyla: You don't mind if I accompany you, do you?
Mekta satak kai: Yeah. See, I have this whole ...thing. Drunken master thing. It's not important at the moment.
Arch mage144: (Zem directs porn?)
Mekta satak kai: *inches closer*
Mekta satak kai: *grins up at him*
TheWaiChibiAngel: (Only when he needs to have a good cry.)
Arch mage144: Whoa, whoa. Drunken master? What does that entail?
Der DWSage: Not. One. Bit.
Mekta satak kai: Fighting. And alcohol.
Mekta satak kai: Lots of both.
Der DWSage: *Heads towards the nearest bar! He wishes he could get good and drunk, too*
Arch mage144: Wow. That's awesome. Definitely my style.
Arch mage144: You do that often?
Syra Zemyla: *follows!*
Mekta satak kai: What? Fight? When I can. One of my favorite things to do. Most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off.
Mekta satak kai: And sometimes it better if you do.
Arch mage144: IM: Sweet Kazeros.
Arch mage144: IM: Tonight, I will most definitely be on my knees in a position of prayer, prostrating myself as I should.
Der DWSage: <_< I'm Tolaris. You?
Mekta satak kai: (Zeke has interesting religious experiences.)
Syra Zemyla: Narra. Nice to meet you.
Arch mage144: (His preferred religious experience involves shouting "OH GOD" quite frequently)
Female Pretense: (your mom makes no sense)
E mouse2000: (You people frighten me.)
Arch mage144: (I'm playing my pervert mercenary and I got pimped a succubus.)
Arch mage144: (It happens.)
Mekta satak kai: You don't SEEM bothered by that.
Der DWSage: (As we should.)
Mekta satak kai: You didn't strike me as the insecure type. Lots of guys...
Der DWSage: Same here. Now I don't have to deal with Sookies...
Mekta satak kai: They don't feel right about it.
Mekta satak kai: *derisive snort*
Arch mage144: Fighting?
Arch mage144: Or nudity?
Syra Zemyla: She did come on a little strong.
Arch mage144: 'cause both are cool with me, miss.
Mekta satak kai: Well, some guys think they should do all the fighting. I'm glad to do some of the work, especially when I like what I'm doing.
Arch mage144: I bet you are. *grin*
Der DWSage: They, quite frankly, make me uncomfortable. All of them that I've met want nothing more than a quick lay, soul maybe included.
Der DWSage: I'm one of the few crazies who believe in commitment. >_>
Mekta satak kai: You know, Zeke. I was told about you. *nod*
Mekta satak kai: Some relative of yours told me I'd like you.
Syra Zemyla: *and they arrive at the bar!*
Mekta satak kai: I'm always glad when rumors of nice men pan out. Makes my day.
Arch mage144: Relative?
Mekta satak kai: Yeah. Forget his name. He's engaged or something.
Arch mage144: Good to know word gets around as to who's the best.
Arch mage144: Even if it's not likely that he and I have...personal experience together.
Arch mage144: We probably don't know each other as well as we could.
Der DWSage: *Arrives, orders something very, very light on alcohol*
Mekta satak kai: Well, if you're related that's probably enough. One of very few exceptions to that rule.
Mekta satak kai: Anyway.
Mekta satak kai: If you're looking for a drink....
Mekta satak kai: I'm in a position to know where the good ones can be had.
Mekta satak kai: *links her arm in his*
Mekta satak kai: What do you say?
Syra Zemyla: *Orders something very strong and sits at the same table*
Syra Zemyla: (For convenience, we'll say we're at the Ivory Horn.)
Arch mage144: Yeah. Drinks are good. Especially with good company.
Der DWSage: <_< So what do you do for a living?
Arch mage144: I say yes, naturally.
Syra Zemyla: Well, I'm a freelance magician.
Mekta satak kai: Hm. Yes. I had two places in mind. There are a couple of nice bars and inns around here, but I also have a very nice collection at my place. Wouldn't want you to have to settle for less than the best, after all.
Mekta satak kai: I know for a fact that I've got things they probably don't carry in the public houses.
Arch mage144: I'll bet you do.
Arch mage144: Things you can't get anywhere else.
Der DWSage: Hm...what kind of magic do you specialize in? I'm living with two whites, as well as a black who's working at being a white...
Mekta satak kai: Well, it's settled then. *pulls him off in that direction*
Mekta satak kai: (I don't know how much of this is suitable CIRP fodder....)
Syra Zemyla: I am a specialist in malediction.
Mekta satak kai: (I mean, you all know the rest.)
Der DWSage: (True.)
Arch mage144: (*laughing*)
Arch mage144: *draaaaagged*
E mouse2000: (Unless you really WANT to make Zem cry... ;_;-)
Arch mage144: *puts up no resistance*
Syra Zemyla: (No, I'm fine.)
Der DWSage: *Nods* Interesting...say. Have you ever heard of anyone using a magic focus besides, you know, arm motions and words?
E mouse2000: (No. SUFFER. *throws naked Alice through WiseassSpace*)
Syra Zemyla: I know some people use holy symbols.
Mekta satak kai: </Quinn... to the max.>
Der DWSage: Well...actually, I meant more along the lines of someone dancing as their focus.
Syra Zemyla: No, but that counts as a motion focus.
Mekta satak kai: (Damn. The problem with playing her is that she's never in the RP for long.)
Syra Zemyla: (Does anyone know the stats for a glaive-glaive-glaive-guisarme-glaive?)
E mouse2000: (Always finds someone to sedice, eh?)
Mekta satak kai: (Just about. Even if it isn't a PC, it's pretty much assumed that she finds somebody.)
Der DWSage: *Shrugs* I've just never heard of anyone dancing for magic. I have to admit the kid puts on a hell of a show when he starts with the illusions, though.
Arch mage144 has left the room.