You have just entered room "ciofforeverandalways."
Der DWSage: Mmm...Legend of Mana Remixes from Overclocked...
Der DWSage: ...I think I'll use Tolaris this RP 'round.
Mekta satak kai: (You going to invite other people?)
Marshmallow DM has entered the room.
Female Pretense has entered the room.
Female Pretense: (thank you!)
Mekta satak kai: (But of course.)
Der DWSage: (Tolaris this time around.)
Der DWSage: (And...I dun wanna get my old buddy list, and I don't have it on this SN.)
Mekta satak kai: (So, you invited us so we can get together the posse?)
Der DWSage: (Possibly, possibly...)
Mekta satak kai: (Okay. Here I go.)
Der DWSage: (*Waits...*)
Mekta satak kai: (Hold on. I need to distribute the link now.)
Zero has entered the room.
Syra Zemyla has entered the room.
Syra Zemyla: (Let's get this started quick.)
Zero: (Hi guys.)
Der DWSage: (Lets.)
Zero: (Aye!)
Zero: (This sausage is spicy :-( )
Arch mage144 has entered the room.
Der DWSage: (Is it a Knob Goblin Sausage?)
Zero: (No.)
Der DWSage: (Is it Hebrew National?)
Zero: (No.)
Der DWSage: (Then it is inferior. >: )
Zero: (But it is spicy.)
CGNakibe has entered the room.
Der DWSage: (ANYHOW! 1-Park. 2-Streets. 3-Bar. 4-Market. Unless someone has a preference for location, I roll.)
Zero: (I suggest the message board square :-( )
Mekta satak kai: (Go ahead and roll.)
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 4-sided die: 4
E mouse2000 has entered the room.
Zero: (Or you can ignore my suggestion! :D)
E mouse2000: (AND IN THE WISEASS CORNER, A GIGANTIC MUS SHREDING MATHBOOKS FOR BEDDING!)
E mouse2000: (*casts LURKMORE*)
Mekta satak kai: (Why the message board square?)
Zero: (...Why anywhere?)
Der DWSage: (I wast distracted! And what is message board square?)
Mekta satak kai: (I don't know. I play the owners of an inn south of Doma capital, but I don't really care.)
Zero: (I forget the exact name; but the place where all the news and shit of Doma is posted up. Ads and merc work and stuff.)
Mekta satak kai: (Rolling is just as good to me.)
Der DWSage: (...That works. So, message board square!)
Zero: (Bulletein Square.)
Zero: (Bulletin.**)
Mekta satak kai: (Whatever.)
Syra Zemyla: (I thought we were going to be on an actual messageboard. ;_; )
Zero: (Kyle: hay guyz i am new wassup???)
Mekta satak kai: (None of my characters really have a reasont to be there, so it'll probably depend on who's in town whether I just lurk or not.)
Der DWSage: *Coming through the square is a rather clean, somewhat young-looking man. He's wearing a blue outfit, and has a red beret on. But no regular beret, oh no...it's got a blue cape attached to the back. It goes down to his knees.*
Arch mage144: (...a cape?)
Der DWSage: *In his hand is a paper, and in the other is a hammer and nails!*
Mekta satak kai: (Is he wearing a wimple?)
Mekta satak kai: (To go with the head-cape.)
Der DWSage: (>_> Aye, a cape. And no, no wimple. He was silly when I first introduced him, and I thought he would be a one-shot. No such luck.)
Arch mage144: (...how long is this cape?)
Mekta satak kai: (Heh.)
Arch mage144: (This is confusing)
Arch mage144: (Wait. WTF?)
Zero: (It goes down to his knees.)
Der DWSage: (From head to back of knees, yes.)
Arch mage144: (I realized this. It does not clarify why anyone would actually wear that.)
E mouse2000: (Because it looks cool!)
Syra Zemyla: (Like Lawrence of Arabia style?)
E mouse2000: (Obviously.)
Zero: (I always saw it as like a sort of...sash, thing.)
Der DWSage: ( aim:Gochat?Roomname=CI+OOC+Now For all your OOC needs!)
E mouse2000: (But I was gonna be a wiseass! :-()
Zero: <Ned>
Der DWSage: (So be a wiseass in there, too.)
Zero: *A rather smartly dressed fellow; in the height of business fashion, is examining thoughtfully the greatest innovation in idea communication!*
OMG Dirty has entered the room.
Der DWSage: *Begins hammering his notice on the board...it seems to be an advertisement for a healing house! One free healing potion with every injury costing more than 50 gil!*
Zero: IM: Well golly. It says here that...wait, this is clearly false!
Zero: IM: Who would charge less than I for alterations?
Zero: IM: I must, for the good of the public, rectify this libelous advertisement!
Der DWSage: <_< Pleasant night, eh?
Zero: Oh yes. *Tears an ad off of the wall!*
Syra Zemyla: *And a young woman walks over to the message board. She has violet hair and eyes, and stands at a hair under 4 feet tall. Her most noticeable feature, however, is the set of dragonfly wings coming from her back.*
Der DWSage: *Was it his ad?*
Zero: *Oh no. A rivel ad.*
E mouse2000: (Rivel ad being drivel from the river?)
Arch mage144: *rival
E mouse2000: (*wiseass, :-(*)
Zero: (I noticed that typo; I chose not to correct it of my own accord.)
Mekta satak kai: (Don't fuck with him bitch. He's the most powerful rivel in the lands.)
Der DWSage: >_>
Der DWSage: *Shrug* Not very kind, but I guess I can't complain...their service wasn't the best.
Zero: I happen to know for a fact that the proprietor of that establishment uses the cheapest materials he can buy.
Zero: Why, did you see how easy the paper tore?
Der DWSage: ...
Der DWSage: *Looks at his own ad disquietingly for a moment*
Syra Zemyla: Of course! You should inscribe your ads in iron plate!
E mouse2000: (Fuck, make it diamond. THAT'LL teach 'em!)
Arch mage144: But does he sell his wares more cheaply than you do?
Mekta satak kai: (Now all we need is a gigantic diamond.)
Der DWSage: It's the age old debate...price, or quality?
Arch mage144: *standing behind Ned is a tall man with waist-length, tied back blue hair, dressed in black with a red military-style beret*
Zero: >_> He might.
Zero: IM: Where have I seen this clown before?
Arch mage144: So he's not lying, eh?
Der DWSage: *Looks at the others!*
Zero: We'll see.
Der DWSage: Nice cap.
Arch mage144: Now hold it a minute. *grin*
Arch mage144: ( image )
Zero: Hmmm?
Arch mage144: You can't just go tearing down other people's ads like that.
Arch mage144: This is a public advertising board.
OMG Dirty: (Godamn....hiccups.)
Zero: Well, consider it a public service. He's...fraudulent!
Der DWSage: <_<
Zero: His threads are shabby.
Arch mage144: But you just said his prices might be lower than yours.
Der DWSage: I don't think so...cheap and poorly managed maybe, but not fraudulent.
Arch mage144: He didn't say he did better work, just cheaper work. No lies there.
Zero: You clearly do not understand economics.
Arch mage144: Excuse me?
Arch mage144: I am a very practiced businessman.
Der DWSage: IM:Am I a loon attractor or something?
Zero: Oh?
Arch mage144: Yeah. My card.
Arch mage144: *reaches into his pocket and produces a small, white card with plain black letters*
Marshmallow DM has left the room.
Arch mage144: *The card reads: "Zeke Mazuo, Mercenary for Hire"*
Der DWSage: IM:One of them may need my card before we're done here.
Der DWSage: 6.6
Zero: *Counters the card with his own; a ninja star imprinted with a stylized illustration of himself!*
Syra Zemyla: (Oh, right, Hakaril is the one who needs to print his business cards on legal-sized sheets of paper.)
Arch mage144: I'm a self-made man, and I've got a definite understanding of economics. Real business sense.
Der DWSage: (*Sniggers*)
Zero: "Ninja Ned; Ninja Tailor of Epic Style"
Arch mage144: What if I ripped down all your advertisements? *looks at the card*
Arch mage144: Uh huh.
Zero: You couldn't find them all!
Arch mage144: There's very little I can't find.
Syra Zemyla: *picks up the advertisement that was torn off the wall*
Der DWSage: *Looks over at the card of Zeke, almost immediately hands him his own card. It's to a healing house, and apparently quite cheap!*
Zero: Once a week I plant a few about the city.
Der DWSage: <_<
Arch mage144: But that's not really very important. *winks and wags a finger*
Arch mage144: I bet if your competitor hired me to eliminate all of your advertising, I could pull it off.
Syra Zemyla: *and looks at it*
Arch mage144: He could hire me to eliminate your customers, too, but that's not very sporting.
Syra Zemyla: Literally? *smiles*
Zero: Haha.
Mekta satak kai: *a woman in black with large black bat wings storms out of a restaurant nearby*
Zero: Like I'd need you to do that for me.
Mekta satak kai: IM: Great. Not only was lunch terrible, everyone there was married.
Der DWSage: ...Look. Ned, was it? Can we just agree that ou didn't do the wisest, or most ethical of things? I don't want visitors this late at night.
Mekta satak kai: <Quinn>
Arch mage144: I'm not going to. No one's paying me to do it.
Arch mage144: That is business sense.
Mekta satak kai: IM: The park always has about a 50-50 chance of interesting people. I'll just go there.
Arch mage144: Don't do anything you aren't properly paid for.
Der DWSage: <_<
Zero: I give free samples, people like me, I have more customers.
Mekta satak kai: IM: Maybe someone cute will fry a duck again. I liked that.
Mekta satak kai: *passes the group*
Mekta satak kai: ...
Mekta satak kai: *pauses momentarily*
Arch mage144: Free samples don't work so well in my business.
Mekta satak kai: *grins and keeps going* IM: I'll come back around this way in a bit.
Der DWSage: *Begins backing off, as he apparently isn't being listened to...and nearly bumps into the bat-winged woman.* Oh...my apologies, miss.
Syra Zemyla: I would imagine not.
Female Pretense: (*Counters the card with his own; a ninja star imprinted with a stylized illustration of himself!*)
Female Pretense: (I see I've been missing awesome)
Mekta satak kai: Hm? Oh. ....You're fine. I'm not picky about personal space or anything.
Mekta satak kai: What's your name?
Zero: (Ninja Ned is a ninja!)
Der DWSage: Tolaris Kasin. I'm thinking I'm a professional nut attractor.
Mekta satak kai: Lucky guy.
Mekta satak kai: Nice to meet you.
Mekta satak kai: *offers a slightly clawed hand to shake* I'm Quinn.
TheWaiChibiAngel has entered the room.
Der DWSage: *Takes it* Though my real job, for now anyway, is accountant to a White Mage...just as glorious as it sounds, too.
Mekta satak kai: *shakes his hand and handles it like it's .... not a hand, we'll say that.*
Zero: Well...that's clearly not any business I'd get into, then.
Mekta satak kai: Pleasure to meet you.
Female Pretense: (SOMEONE BUY ME DSL)
Female Pretense: (RAWR)
Zero: Though I have helped out with the local law enforcement, to, you know, track down deadly criminals.
E mouse2000: (Succubus, I assume?)
Female Pretense: (>:|)
Arch mage144: Accountant?
Arch mage144: Better than personal nut-job attractor.
Mekta satak kai: (Indeed.)
Der DWSage: *Takes the hand with no effort. He's been around!* Same here. And yes, accountant. And only on some levels.
Arch mage144: Local law enforcement?
Syra Zemyla: (Bring in AltJeremy and AltAlice! :D)
Arch mage144: Not bad.
Zero: *Nods.* Doma's finest.
Mekta satak kai: *notices the blue-haired fellow*
Mekta satak kai: ...And what's your name?
Arch mage144: *grins lecherously at Quinn* My name is Zeke Mazuo. Here's my card. *hands her one*
Syra Zemyla: Where did you get the business cards made? I sure could use some.
Mekta satak kai: *takes the card and slips it into her top, though gods only know where it fits or could be hidden*
Mekta satak kai: *grins back*
Mekta satak kai: So. How are you boys doing today?
Zero: >_>;
Zero: <_<;
Mekta satak kai: Anything interesting?
Zero: IM: Man, I was hoping it'd be less crowded here tonight.
Der DWSage: *Points at the ad* Only way I can get out of the House.
Mekta satak kai: That must get boring. What do you do for fun, then?
Arch mage144: I'm pretty good. Things just keep getting better.
Mekta satak kai: *doesn't reply to Zeke, just winks*
Der DWSage: I fend off the sexual advances from the White Mage, or I get stunned at how his prodigy seems to be smarter than I am. And he's ten.
Mekta satak kai: Why would you do that?
Mekta satak kai: IM: Wait! Mazuo. I have heard that name.
Mekta satak kai: IM: Someone TOLD me I'd like him.
Mekta satak kai: IM: Some relative.
Der DWSage: Because the White Mage is a he.
Mekta satak kai: Uh huh. I guess that bothers guys more often than it bothers me.
E mouse2000: (har ha)
Arch mage144: ...sexual advances from your employer, eh?
Mekta satak kai: I don't think you should decide your friends based on what's in their pants.
Syra Zemyla: It's a dangerous situation.
Der DWSage: And the kid...he acts like he's twenty years older than me. And dear Ishtar, it gets annoying.
Zero: *Slowly begins to walk away.*
Mekta satak kai: Much more important what they do with it.
Der DWSage: >_>
Syra Zemyla: He could fire you if you don't perform well in bed.
Arch mage144: *slow smile*
Der DWSage: He's a good friend. I just don't much fancy seeing him robeless.
E mouse2000: (I'm almost afraid to know what goes on in the Unspoken Forum if this is casual talk with you guys. :P)
Mekta satak kai: *shrugs*
Der DWSage: (BRB, dammit)
Mekta satak kai: Well, if he's not your type, he's not your type.
Mekta satak kai: But how do you know he's a good friend if you haven't slept with him? Doesn't that bother you?
Mekta satak kai: It would bother me.
Mekta satak kai: You never know WHAT he's really like.
Der DWSage: Hell no.
Arch mage144: Miss, your philosophy is positively brilliant.
Arch mage144: We should go get a drink.
Arch mage144: We might want to get several.
Der DWSage: o_o I never slept with the kid either. I consider him a friend too.
Female Pretense: (XD)
Der DWSage: And his father is living with us. Should I sleep with someone over eighty to see if he's of moral character?
Syra Zemyla: What's probably bothering him is what two guys in bed have to do. If he became a girl, then he probably wouldn't have as much problem with it.
Mekta satak kai: Eh. Whatever.
Arch mage144: ...what exactly are they obligated to do?
Mekta satak kai: IM: He was right. I like this guy.
Arch mage144: You make it sound like they've got no choice in the mattter!
Der DWSage: o_o
Mekta satak kai: *laughs* Well, you never know. He might do it while you're not looking!
Der DWSage: ...You're a sooky, aren't you.
Mekta satak kai: A what?
Mekta satak kai: Don't call me that.
Der DWSage: Succubus. I'm having Nightbride flashbacks all over again.
Zero: (ADIOS)
Der DWSage: (Night.)
Syra Zemyla: (WTF BZ.)
Mekta satak kai: Oh. Half. But I've never had anyone tell me half a succubus wasn't enough.
Mekta satak kai: (Night.)
Zero has left the room.
Arch mage144: o_o
Arch mage144: *blank stare* You're a succubus?
Der DWSage: IM:*Disturbing flashbacks to NB times...*
Mekta satak kai: Sure. You're a human. We've all learned something today. Why?
Arch mage144: IM: In retrospect, that should've been obvious.
Der DWSage: *Eye begins twitching!*
Arch mage144: Noooo reason.
Mekta satak kai: You're not worried about the soul-sucking thing, are you?
Syra Zemyla: (Zeke: Because I'm half-celestial, and if we have sex, we'll blow up and level a city block.)
E mouse2000: (Sage begins to remind me of Jeremy!)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (Belatedly:-)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (Half a succubus just isn't enough.)
Mekta satak kai: Because I never do that to my friends.
TheWaiChibiAngel: (Belatedly2:-)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (Didn't Zeke get arrested for murder?)
Syra Zemyla: (He's too cool to do time.)
Arch mage144: Well, that's good. I trust you.
Arch mage144: (Er, when did that happen?)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (No, wiat, it was attempted murder.)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (Which is still pretty bad.)
Syra Zemyla: (Also, I think they would make special condoms to prevent soul-sucking.)
Arch mage144: (Oh, wait, I remember that. That plot never actually came to a conclusion and had to be retconned)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (Ah, fair enough.)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (*nods* Procede.)
Arch mage144: (Because if it wasn't, Ashley's RP makes no sense, because Dawn was a PC)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (YOU MAKE NO SENSE)
Arch mage144: (Functionally speaking, that never happened.)
Mekta satak kai: Good. Because I do hope that we can be friends. You seem like a very nice man to me, and I wouldn't do anything of the sort to such a gentleman. *wink*
Der DWSage: >_>
Arch mage144: I would love to be your friend.
Arch mage144: You seem very charming.
Der DWSage: IM:Gag me with a spoon.
Der DWSage: IM:Wait, crap. She can't read minds, can she?
Mekta satak kai: *moves reeeaaallly close to Zeke* It's been suggested.
Arch mage144: We should definitely get to know each other very well.
Arch mage144: ...oh it has, has it?
Mekta satak kai: It has. Though drinking doesn't do me as much good as it used to. Special training and all.
Syra Zemyla: *to Tolaris* This is definitely getting too sappy for me.
Mekta satak kai: Doesn't stop us from getting acquainted in other ways, though.
Der DWSage: Yep.
Arch mage144: ...special training?
Mekta satak kai: (This is sappy? Do you cry during porn?)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (I bet he does.)
E mouse2000: (... I'm almost tempted to quote that.)
Syra Zemyla: (No, but my character might.)
Der DWSage: <_< It's also triggering uncomfortable flashbacks. I think I'll leave now.
Mekta satak kai: (You can totally quote that if you want.)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (Zem cries as he directs porn.)
Syra Zemyla: You don't mind if I accompany you, do you?
Mekta satak kai: Yeah. See, I have this whole ...thing. Drunken master thing. It's not important at the moment.
Arch mage144: (Zem directs porn?)
Mekta satak kai: *inches closer*
Mekta satak kai: *grins up at him*
TheWaiChibiAngel: (Only when he needs to have a good cry.)
Arch mage144: Whoa, whoa. Drunken master? What does that entail?
Der DWSage: Not. One. Bit.
Mekta satak kai: Fighting. And alcohol.
Mekta satak kai: Lots of both.
Der DWSage: *Heads towards the nearest bar! He wishes he could get good and drunk, too*
Arch mage144: Wow. That's awesome. Definitely my style.
Arch mage144: You do that often?
Syra Zemyla: *follows!*
Mekta satak kai: What? Fight? When I can. One of my favorite things to do. Most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off.
Mekta satak kai: And sometimes it better if you do.
Arch mage144: IM: Sweet Kazeros.
Arch mage144: IM: Tonight, I will most definitely be on my knees in a position of prayer, prostrating myself as I should.
Der DWSage: <_< I'm Tolaris. You?
Mekta satak kai: (Zeke has interesting religious experiences.)
Syra Zemyla: Narra. Nice to meet you.
Arch mage144: (His preferred religious experience involves shouting "OH GOD" quite frequently)
Female Pretense: (your mom makes no sense)
E mouse2000: (You people frighten me.)
Arch mage144: (I'm playing my pervert mercenary and I got pimped a succubus.)
Arch mage144: (It happens.)
Mekta satak kai: You don't SEEM bothered by that.
Der DWSage: (As we should.)
Mekta satak kai: You didn't strike me as the insecure type. Lots of guys...
Der DWSage: Same here. Now I don't have to deal with Sookies...
Mekta satak kai: They don't feel right about it.
Mekta satak kai: *derisive snort*
Arch mage144: Fighting?
Arch mage144: Or nudity?
Syra Zemyla: She did come on a little strong.
Arch mage144: 'cause both are cool with me, miss.
Mekta satak kai: Well, some guys think they should do all the fighting. I'm glad to do some of the work, especially when I like what I'm doing.
Arch mage144: I bet you are. *grin*
Der DWSage: They, quite frankly, make me uncomfortable. All of them that I've met want nothing more than a quick lay, soul maybe included.
Der DWSage: I'm one of the few crazies who believe in commitment. >_>
Mekta satak kai: You know, Zeke. I was told about you. *nod*
Mekta satak kai: Some relative of yours told me I'd like you.
Syra Zemyla: *and they arrive at the bar!*
Mekta satak kai: I'm always glad when rumors of nice men pan out. Makes my day.
Arch mage144: Relative?
Mekta satak kai: Yeah. Forget his name. He's engaged or something.
Arch mage144: Good to know word gets around as to who's the best.
Arch mage144: Even if it's not likely that he and I have...personal experience together.
Arch mage144: We probably don't know each other as well as we could.
Der DWSage: *Arrives, orders something very, very light on alcohol*
Mekta satak kai: Well, if you're related that's probably enough. One of very few exceptions to that rule.
Mekta satak kai: Anyway.
Mekta satak kai: If you're looking for a drink....
Mekta satak kai: I'm in a position to know where the good ones can be had.
Mekta satak kai: *links her arm in his*
Mekta satak kai: What do you say?
Syra Zemyla: *Orders something very strong and sits at the same table*
Syra Zemyla: (For convenience, we'll say we're at the Ivory Horn.)
Arch mage144: Yeah. Drinks are good. Especially with good company.
Der DWSage: <_< So what do you do for a living?
Arch mage144: I say yes, naturally.
Syra Zemyla: Well, I'm a freelance magician.
Mekta satak kai: Hm. Yes. I had two places in mind. There are a couple of nice bars and inns around here, but I also have a very nice collection at my place. Wouldn't want you to have to settle for less than the best, after all.
Mekta satak kai: I know for a fact that I've got things they probably don't carry in the public houses.
Arch mage144: I'll bet you do.
Arch mage144: Things you can't get anywhere else.
Der DWSage: Hm...what kind of magic do you specialize in? I'm living with two whites, as well as a black who's working at being a white...
Mekta satak kai: Well, it's settled then. *pulls him off in that direction*
Mekta satak kai: (I don't know how much of this is suitable CIRP fodder....)
Syra Zemyla: I am a specialist in malediction.
Mekta satak kai: (I mean, you all know the rest.)
Der DWSage: (True.)
Arch mage144: (*laughing*)
Arch mage144: *draaaaagged*
E mouse2000: (Unless you really WANT to make Zem cry... ;_;-)
Arch mage144: *puts up no resistance*
Syra Zemyla: (No, I'm fine.)
Der DWSage: *Nods* Interesting...say. Have you ever heard of anyone using a magic focus besides, you know, arm motions and words?
E mouse2000: (No. SUFFER. *throws naked Alice through WiseassSpace*)
Syra Zemyla: I know some people use holy symbols.
Mekta satak kai: </Quinn... to the max.>
Der DWSage: Well...actually, I meant more along the lines of someone dancing as their focus.
Syra Zemyla: No, but that counts as a motion focus.
Mekta satak kai: (Damn. The problem with playing her is that she's never in the RP for long.)
Syra Zemyla: (Does anyone know the stats for a glaive-glaive-glaive-guisarme-glaive?)
E mouse2000: (Always finds someone to sedice, eh?)
Mekta satak kai: (Just about. Even if it isn't a PC, it's pretty much assumed that she finds somebody.)
Der DWSage: *Shrugs* I've just never heard of anyone dancing for magic. I have to admit the kid puts on a hell of a show when he starts with the illusions, though.
Arch mage144 has left the room.
Arch mage144 has entered the room.
Syra Zemyla has left the room.
Syra Zemyla has entered the room.
Syra Zemyla: *She drinks, and exhales contentedly*
Syra Zemyla: However, the dances for the more complicated spells would probably be prohibitively complex.
Der DWSage: ...Funny thing is, they always are.
Der DWSage: And he never seems to mind. Though he does trip a lot on some of the fancier ones.
Syra Zemyla: Is his dancing for magic natural?
Der DWSage: Y'know...I'm not sure. To be honest, he scares me a bit.
Der DWSage: Which is saying something, since he's two feet tall and I can lift him with one hand.
Syra Zemyla: (Anyways, I have to go, WTF everyone.)
Der DWSage: (Night Zem.)
Mekta satak kai: (Night.)
Syra Zemyla: Sorry, but I have pressing appointments. But I hope to see you again! *leaves the bar, and then flies off*
Female Pretense: (which bar?)
Female Pretense: (and is anyone RPing but Sage?)
Syra Zemyla: (The IH.)
Der DWSage: (Ivory Horn, presumably. And...it seems not.)
Syra Zemyla has left the room.
TheWaiChibiAngel: (I have a milkshake!)
Mekta satak kai: (I might if the situation becomes dire.)
Der DWSage: *Nurses his drink! It is fruity and does not give him a buzz. Which he craves and despises at the same time!*
Female Pretense: (eh, I suppose I'll RP when people are more lively. :[)
Mekta satak kai: (Now what if everyone said that?)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (90% of my characters are off the planet. That is, my major characters. :-( )
E mouse2000: (Don't look at me, I'm just lurking.)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (*Looks*)
Der DWSage: (Bastards, all of yez.)
E mouse2000: (And in fact, I desire Azumanga Daioh. I will probably be leaving soon.)
Female Pretense: (then there'd be no RP! But I didn't say that yesterday or the day before)
BlackwindIsao has entered the room.
Mekta satak kai: (I guess I can play Holly. Let me get my stuff.)
Der DWSage: (*Waits*)
BlackwindIsao: (Ya'll mind if'n I jump in?
BlackwindIsao: *)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (I DO)
Der DWSage: (Not a bit. Ivory Horn, have a desc in a sec)
Mekta satak kai: (Okay. Got mah font on.)
Mekta satak kai: *A young girl opens the door to the IH and sits down at a table, seeming very tired.*
Mekta satak kai: *She's a rather short girl with sandy blonde hair that would cover her eyes if it could ever manage to lie down on her head in an orderly fashion.*
Mekta satak kai: *She wears knee-high brown boots, purple paisley pants and a bright red jacket. Her taste for flashy clothing also shows up in a red mage hat that she wears everywhere she goes.*
E mouse2000: (The Chat, was seriously wounded, BUT THE SOUL STILL BURNS!)
NebbieQ has entered the room.
Mekta satak kai: (Cue standard description)
NebbieQ: (Good timing!)
Mekta satak kai: (You want an IM, Neb?)
Der DWSage: *Fairly young guy. He's wearing a blue outfit, and has a red beret on. But no regular beret, oh no...it's got a blue cape attached to the back. It goes down to his knees. And drinking!*
BlackwindIsao: <Jesiah Black>
NebbieQ: (Gimme a moment to consider characters.)
Mekta satak kai: *sigh* Man. That was a long performance. I need a sandwich.
Der DWSage: <_<
Mekta satak kai: *pulls off her hat*
Der DWSage: Oh, hey there. Holly, right?
Mekta satak kai: *She's wearing some little purplish patterned scarf thing in her hair*
Mekta satak kai: Hi! Yeah.
BlackwindIsao: *A young looking elf dressed in blue scholars robes enters and heads towards the counter* One of whatever is the strongest thing you've got.
Mekta satak kai: I don't think we've actually met, but Kumo mentioned you.
THENinjaRabbi has entered the room.
Der DWSage: Tolaris, the guy who managed to get half of your show before he had more money-related paperwork and business-related things to do.
Der DWSage: *Holds out hand!*
Idran1701 has entered the room.
Mekta satak kai: *shakes* Oh. What did you think?
Female Pretense: (*throws a cheesewheel at Adam*)
NebbieQ: *And who is this entering the inn?*
Der DWSage: Very nice. A pity I couldn't stay for more.
BlackwindIsao has left the room.
E mouse2000: (*traps Adam in a laundry bag reading 'Why not wash your clothes?'*)
Mekta satak kai: That is too bad. If I hadn't just finished a performance, I'd go ahead and go now.
Mekta satak kai: But I'm kind of tired. *sheepish grin*
NebbieQ: *Tis a short, slightly stern looking woman. Her brown hair is short and chin length, and her hazel eyes peer out from a set of loosely placed glasses.*
Der DWSage: *Shrugs* It's fine either way. By the by...do you think there's...well, anything odd about Kumo?
BlackwindIsao has entered the room.
Mekta satak kai: *blink* No. Why?
Mekta satak kai: He seems nice enough to me.
NebbieQ: *She adjusts one of the suspenders that's beginning to slip over her buttoned up shirt, before she notices a familiar face.*
NebbieQ: IM: ...Tolaris?
Der DWSage: ...Eh, maybe it's just my paranoia sense acting up.
Mekta satak kai: Why?
Der DWSage: ...I think it has to do with how I met him.
Mekta satak kai: How was that?
NebbieQ: *Walks up towards the table he's sitting at with Holly, looking a great deal more cheerful than she was before.* Hello, stranger. I hope I'm not interrupting anything.
Der DWSage: I was with Jal and Nion...the two White Mages at the House. We were about a million miles from civilization on a wild goose chase for a blindness cure for my friend...
Der DWSage: <_< And...hello there. Ah...your face looks familiar, but I can't place the name.
Mekta satak kai: Hi! My name's Holly.
Mekta satak kai: I don't think we've met.
Der DWSage: ...Wait, you're the woman who adopted Tareen...Neb?
NebbieQ: *nods* We met a while back.
NebbieQ: *Smiles at her.* Hello there. You're a friend of his, I take it?
Der DWSage: *Grins a bit* Well...friend of a friend, anyhow.
Mekta satak kai: I technically just met him, but we have a mutual friend.
Mekta satak kai: ^_^
Mekta satak kai: What he said.
Der DWSage: She's a great performer, though. I've never heard such music.
Mekta satak kai: *blushes and giggles a little*
NebbieQ: Oh? What instrument do you play?
Mekta satak kai: I sing and I play the flute.
Der DWSage: ...Say, Neb, have you ever met a Moogle named Kumo?
BlackwindIsao: *Scribbles notes on a sheet of paper*
NebbieQ: *Shakes her head* The name sounds familiar, but I can't recall.
NebbieQ: Why do you ask?
Mekta satak kai: I think he's concerned about something.
Mekta satak kai: He won't say. *playful razz*
Der DWSage: I'm having paranoid issues with him. I think they stem from how I met him, and that's only because I didn't finish my story.
Der DWSage: *Last to Holly!*
NebbieQ: *Furrows her brow* What's the matter?
Mekta satak kai: Yes, please finish your story. I'm curious.
NebbieQ: Also, do either of you mind if I take a seat?
Mekta satak kai: Go ahead!
Mekta satak kai: ^_^
Der DWSage: Go ahead. Well, we were out in the wilderness. Deep wilderness, and if it hadn't been for my sword and Jal's protection spells, we would've been monster-chow.
Mekta satak kai: *listens intently*
NebbieQ: *Takes an empty chair from nearby and plops herself down.*
Der DWSage: Then we hear sobbing...I figure it's a trick, but Jal goes to see what it is. It turns out it's a little blue-white Moogle, ten or eleven years old. I can never remember.
Mekta satak kai: oh... o_o
Mekta satak kai: What was wrong?
Female Pretense has left the room.
TheWaiChibiAngel: Over there! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's...A very pale elf with leather duds smoking a cigarette!*
Der DWSage: Well...Jal was most definitely keeping what actually happened when he met him a secret. This is a man who would rather cut off his left arm than keep secrets, partly because he's bad with them.
Der DWSage: All he really told me was that he needed to learn control... >_>
NebbieQ: And nothing else?
Mekta satak kai: ...
Der DWSage: He can use black magic. Quite well, actually.
Mekta satak kai: *look of genuine concern*
TheWaiChibiAngel: (Kumo peed on him.)
Mekta satak kai: Was he all right?
Der DWSage: ...I think so. He was bloody, but he didn't look hurt.
NebbieQ: Do you think he had an accident with his magic?
Mekta satak kai: Oh. Someone else's?
Der DWSage: Accident...I don't think so. I think it would be something bigger to keep Jal hush-hush on it.
Mekta satak kai: IM: He doesn't seem like he'd want to hurt anyone. But then, I have and I probably don't give that impression either.
Der DWSage: And yeah, I think it was. Maybe something he tried to eat?
Mekta satak kai: ....Maybe.
Mekta satak kai: You ever ask Kumo?
Der DWSage: I keep telling myself that so I can sleep nights.
Der DWSage: And no. I respect Jal enough to not even bother...but it sure as hell niggles at my mind constantly.
NebbieQ: *nods*
NebbieQ: What's making you worry about him now, though?
Mekta satak kai: Well, if it has to do with Kumo, isn't it also up to him to decide who knows? I'm sure Jal has good reasons...
Mekta satak kai: But... you could ask Kumo.
E mouse2000: (Okay, I really need to leave here or my head's going to explode from nervousness at 'ignoring' all these IMs)
E mouse2000 has left the room.
Der DWSage: ...Yeah, if it weren't for one thing. I think he's also trying to forget about what happened leading up to it.
Der DWSage: He doesn't just dance and tinker with white magic. He's thrown himself completely into it. He usually just stops for eating and sleeping. Occasionally, he takes a walk so we don't worry too much.
Mekta satak kai: *bites her bottom lip* Yeah. I guess if he doesn't want to talk about it, you shouldn't make him. But it's not usually good to just try and forget things like that.
NebbieQ: How long ago did you meet him, out of curiousity?
Der DWSage: About...a month ago. That sounds right.
Female Pretense has entered the room.
TheWaiChibiAngel: That is the most retarded thing I've ever heard.
Der DWSage: <_<
NebbieQ: Excuse me?
Mekta satak kai: Then you don't have to listen. He's a friend of ours. I for one am worried about him.
TheWaiChibiAngel: Huh? >_>
Der DWSage: And who is this blessed voice of reason in our midst, hm?
TheWaiChibiAngel: I was tlaking to myself.
TheWaiChibiAngel: About some kid.
NebbieQ: *Glances over to the elf.*
TheWaiChibiAngel: Who apparantly dances constantly, and only stops to sleep.
Mekta satak kai: What about him?
TheWaiChibiAngel: Nothin'.
Der DWSage: *Also glance! Slight glare, to boot!*
TheWaiChibiAngel: Just sayin'.
Mekta satak kai: Well, if you can't say something nice, even if it's to yourself.
Mekta satak kai: Don't talk.
Mekta satak kai: It's not helpful.l
BlackwindIsao: *IM: What an idiot*
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Hey! It looks a lot like the guy on the left!*
Mekta satak kai: IM: Why is being mean like that?
NebbieQ: *Rolls her eyes.* Charming. Perhaps you should find some other way to spend your time besides eavesdropping.
Mekta satak kai: IM: I don't think any of us know him. And I bet he doesn't know Kumo.
TheWaiChibiAngel: I would,, if I still had a job.
TheWaiChibiAngel: But no!
TheWaiChibiAngel: People on this world have to be a bunch of retards.
Der DWSage: ...
Mekta satak kai: You're here.
Mekta satak kai: And that's not very nice.
NebbieQ: Then go look for a new one.
Der DWSage: IM:Great. A typical 'better than thou' type of elf.
TheWaiChibiAngel: Not from here, though.
Mekta satak kai: I don't care. That's rude.
TheWaiChibiAngel: Then ignore me.
Mekta satak kai: I should.
TheWaiChibiAngel: Nobody's making you listen to me.
Mekta satak kai: *proceeds to do so*
Der DWSage: IM:Haven't had to deal with one of those since one of them argued that she shouldn't have to pay because she was so beautiful.
Female Pretense: (this RP begs for a drunk Migi)
Der DWSage: IM:And damn was she surprised when she figured out she was hitting on a gay man.
NebbieQ: IM: Hmph. I swear, if I was as arrogant as he is...
Der DWSage: *Uber ignore powers!* Sorry, I think it's one of my superpowers to worry constantly about things, even when there's nothing to worry about.
Mekta satak kai: It's hardly the worst thing you can do. I'm not big on worrying, but there's nothing wrong with being careful.
NebbieQ: *Shrugs* I'd be concerned myself. You said he was studying white magic, right? Well, do you know if there's anything specific he was learning?
Mekta satak kai: IM: I hope he's all right. He was nice.
Female Pretense: *this is the Ivory Horn, CORRECT?!*
Mekta satak kai: (yes)
Arch mage144: (yes)
Arch mage144: (HAY GUYZ WHAT'S GOING ON IN THIS RP!? :-(((( )
Female Pretense: *that means there's a big fuckin' tree in the middle of the room!*
Female Pretense: *named Justin*
Mekta satak kai: (Yes, it does.)
Arch mage144: (There is.)
Female Pretense: ( ::cool:: )
TheWaiChibiAngel: IM: what the hell is the deal with that tree?
Der DWSage: Nothing specific at all...in fact, that's kind of worrying in of itself. Jal's been helping him with healing, shielding, learning herbs...everything.
Female Pretense: ( ::horse through car window:: )
Female Pretense: *and with no further ADO*
Female Pretense: *RUSTLE*
Mekta satak kai: *looks a little lost in thought*
Mekta satak kai: IM: He seemed okay when I was performing with him. Was he really?
Arch mage144: *a humanoid figure dressed in a green leather tunic with a green vest, brown leather pants and boots, and shortish brown hair strides into the inn*
Mekta satak kai: IM: I don't know. ._.
NebbieQ: Hmn. Maybe you should ask Kumo what's going on, if only for his own good.
Arch mage144: *he has slightly pointed ears, and is most likely a half elf--at his belt he wears a sword with a vaguely cross-shaped hilt, and around his neck is a silver emblem--it's the symbol of Kazeros!*
Der DWSage: And his black magic...all he's really done, besides illusions, was solely to prove he could. Lighting a candle and filling a cup of water.
Arch mage144: *which basically looks like a four-pointed arrow*
Mekta satak kai: IM: I wish I knew he was okay.
Der DWSage: ...Maybe I should.
Mekta satak kai: Do you want me to? I'm worried about him.
Mekta satak kai: I mean, we shouldn't all do it, but he might need to talk to someone.
Arch mage144: ( http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/18956378/ if a visual is required)
Female Pretense: *how close is this table to the tree?*
NebbieQ: If that doesn't work...well, you could offer to help him. He might open up a little and begin to talk, after time.
Female Pretense: *where the folks is?*
NebbieQ: *Is at a table! Where the table is exactly, I do not know.*
Der DWSage: ...Could you? I don't really know him that well, and he might feel more comfortable around you.
Mekta satak kai: (not really close, but in the same room!)
Female Pretense: *!*
Mekta satak kai: Maybe. *resolute* I will.
Der DWSage: *Let's just say, half a room away?*
NebbieQ: Good luck.
Der DWSage: ...Thanks.
Mekta satak kai: *small smile*
Mekta satak kai: I just want to know he's okay, that's all. He's nice.
Der DWSage: He is. He's a good kid, really.
Mekta satak kai: *sighs*
Female Pretense: *there is a scuttling movement up in the tree branches!
Female Pretense: *If one is to notice such, half a room away, in a busy tavern-inn*
TheWaiChibiAngel: ...
NebbieQ: Also...I might be jumping to conclusions here, but I think I might know something about what's behind this.
TheWaiChibiAngel: What the bloody hell is that!?
Mekta satak kai: *unfortunately does not notice the young man at the door*
Female Pretense: *Domans may be used to such things*
Der DWSage: >_> Hm?
Female Pretense: *however...*
BlackwindIsao: *Galnces over at the tree from the bar*
Der DWSage: *Ignores the tree!*
NebbieQ: *Looks up towards the branches, her train of thought momentarily interrupted.*
Der DWSage: *...But does follow Neb's line of sight*
Mekta satak kai: *oblivious*
Mekta satak kai: *sits and frets a little*
Female Pretense: *the movement stops...but for the snap of a branch, and a leaf falling free to drift to the floor*
NebbieQ: *Continues looking.* IM: What's going on there?
BlackwindIsao: *Eyes move to the branch the snapping sound came from*
NebbieQ: *Still looking, but continues to talk.*
Arch mage144: *fortunately does notice the bard he talked to about a week ago*
Der DWSage: IM:Somebody must've decided to climb the tree.
Mekta satak kai: IM: What's everyone looking at? *glance*
NebbieQ: ...anyways. I don't know him myself, so I could be wrong...but I think he might feel guilty.
Arch mage144: *and is generally social anyway*
Der DWSage: ...
Female Pretense: *Isao's character catches sight of a tiny, shiny flick!*
Arch mage144: *moves into the crowd of people* Hi!
Mekta satak kai: ....Ardam! Hi.
Mekta satak kai: *waves*
Arch mage144: Hey, Holly.
TheWaiChibiAngel: ...
NebbieQ: IM: And another one enters the fold.
Arch mage144: Who're your friends?
Der DWSage: That was what I thought, to be honest. The blood...he wouldn't use a knife on a beast. He'd dance, or run like hell. He's smarter than that.
BlackwindIsao: *Pockets his notes and moves over towards the tree. Apparently intrigued*
NebbieQ: *Turns away from the tree to look at the newcomer.* I'm Neb. I just met Holly a few minutes ago, actually.
Mekta satak kai: Um, give me a sec. Neb, Tolaris, some rude guy, and a tree.
Mekta satak kai: That about covers it.
Mekta satak kai: *nod*
Female Pretense: *Isao character description please?*
TheWaiChibiAngel: ...Rasputin.
Arch mage144: The tree is your friend? *blink*
Mekta satak kai: Not really. It's just there. ^_^
Arch mage144: Oh, and the gentleman you referred to as the rude guy is Rasputin?
TheWaiChibiAngel: And it's nice of you to acknolwedge me if you were ignoring me.
Mekta satak kai: We're not talking to him. He's rude. Doesn't matter what his name is until he decides to be nice.
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Slllooooow....Appplauuuuddddd.*
Der DWSage: *Waves* Tolaris.
NebbieQ: IM: Well, at least I know what to call him when I need to tell him to shut up.
Der DWSage: <_<
Arch mage144: Oh. Okay. o.o
NebbieQ: IM: ...pah, he's not even worth it. He's just a fleck of dust.
Mekta satak kai: You should sit down!
Mekta satak kai: ^_^
Mekta satak kai: How've you been?
BlackwindIsao: *Jessie is a five foot nine inch tall elf, wearing blue scholars robes and a pair of half moon reading glasses. He wears what looks to be a short sword that probably has never seen use... ever.*
Arch mage144: Anyway. Neb, Tolaris. *bows slightly, sits, orders an ale, drinks*
Der DWSage: IM:Dammit, where's Jal and his 'STFU' spell when I need it? I wish he could just stick a barrier over his tongue and be done with it.
NebbieQ: *Nods to him* It's a pleasure to meet you.
Arch mage144: And you!
Der DWSage: *Is drinking something that is very non-alcoholic, unfortunately for him*
Female Pretense: *suddenly, tree monsters! Hundreds of them!*
Der DWSage: <_<
Female Pretense: *that is to say, something weighty drops upon Jessie's head*
Female Pretense: *maybe 10 pounds*
NebbieQ: (Jessie: Oh shi-)
Female Pretense: KYEE! ^______^
Der DWSage: ...
NebbieQ: *Clears her throat, and is about to say something-until the loud thump and cry of Kyee steals her thunder.*
Der DWSage: *Oh, yes. He has a hammer at his side. I've been forgetting this note*
NebbieQ: ...the hells?
Female Pretense: *flapping and odd squawking and chirruping noises ensue!*
Der DWSage: She's fine.
TheWaiChibiAngel: ...
BlackwindIsao: *Crouches slightly from the weight and then reaches rather clamly towards his head to remove said creature*
Arch mage144: o_o By Kazeros. What's going on over there?
NebbieQ: *Is now looking over at Jessie, with a slightly bewildered expression on her face.*
TheWaiChibiAngel: How...How did Twilight get destroyed, and yet this place keeps going? o_o *Sounds honestly curious*
NebbieQ: IM: What is that thing?
Idran1701 has left the room.
Female Pretense: *removed calmly, and calms down remarkably*
Female Pretense: *although grins rather toothily*
Female Pretense: *it is--*
Der DWSage: ...This is certainly Doma.
Female Pretense: *--a lapdragon!*
Female Pretense: *YOU WOULD HAVE NEVER GUESSED THAT*
NebbieQ: IM: ...wait, did he say Memoria?
Female Pretense: *with a little collar on*
NebbieQ: *Now this is odd! Normally Neb goes nuts over those cute little reptiles, but she seems to be paying more attention to the elf!*
NebbieQ: *Not that anyone here would know this.*
Arch mage144: o_o It's a...little dragon. It seems to have pounced that poor person.
Female Pretense: Meep! ^_^ *waggles paws*
TheWaiChibiAngel: No, but seriously. o_O
BlackwindIsao: Well hey guy. What were you doing up in that tree there?
Female Pretense: Mreep~! Kyeee!
Der DWSage: Lap-dragon. It's tamed.
Mekta satak kai: ....Cute.
Mekta satak kai: ^__^
NebbieQ: ...it is...
NebbieQ: *Sounds a bit distracted.*
Der DWSage: Has a collar and everything. *Sips his drink calmly*
Female Pretense: *tilts head and uses his body weight to swing himself back and forth, while held in place*
Arch mage144: Oh. o.o A little tame dragon. I've never seen a lapdragon before.
Arch mage144: *drink*
Mekta satak kai: ^_^ IM: Cute!
Female Pretense: T[general]: hunting.
BlackwindIsao: *Checks the tag for ID and or ownership*
Female Pretense: T: Hunting Doooomaaans.
Female Pretense: T: Foooooooor...
Mekta satak kai: IM: Found them, I think.
NebbieQ: Excuse me for a moment, I have something to ask our "friend" over there.
Female Pretense: *pauses, during this pause, Jessie can read the name: Azul: The Jade Dragon Inn*
Der DWSage: <_< Mmm...call me if things get rough.
Female Pretense: T: FOOD THOUGHTS.
Female Pretense: >___>
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Der DWSage: *Fingers his beret nervously for a second*
Female Pretense: *waggles tail*
Arch mage144: Er. I believe I'm getting messages from...the dragon.
Mekta satak kai: Food thoughts?
Mekta satak kai: You hear that, too? What does it mean?
Female Pretense: *chirrups!*
NebbieQ: They do that. My family used to have a lapdragon a few years ago.
Mekta satak kai: IM: Eee! Cute.
Der DWSage: Hm? Oh, yeah. I've heard they do that.
NebbieQ: And I'm guessing it means its hungry.
Der DWSage: >_>
NebbieQ: it's*
Der DWSage: ...What do they eat again?
Female Pretense: !
NebbieQ: *Thinku~*
Female Pretense: Sssss!
NebbieQ: (What would a lapdragon eat? :o)
Female Pretense: Ssssnnnndk!
NebbieQ: Usually anything and everything.
Der DWSage: Right then.
NebbieQ: The one we had was quite fond of meat scraps.
Mekta satak kai: Oh. Okay. *orders a sandwich* I was meaning to get something anyway.
Female Pretense: >o< Ssssssssiiiinnnndkkkkkwiiicccchhhhk!
Mekta satak kai: *offers the lapdragon half the sandwich* You hungry?
Der DWSage: ...I'd get something for him if I weren't near broke myself.
Female Pretense: O_____________O
Mekta satak kai: ^_^
NebbieQ: Anyways, I'll talk to you all later.
Mekta satak kai: Oh, are you leaving?
Der DWSage: *Nods* I'm serious about calling me if things get rough. He's not exactly mister pleasant.
Female Pretense: *if Azul were a religious lapdragon, Holly would now be his goddess*
BlackwindIsao: Walks over to the bar with the dragon. Can you get this guy a plate of beef?
Female Pretense: *or perhaps the sandwich would be*
Female Pretense: *its hard to tell*
NebbieQ: Just a few tables over to Mister Rasputin over there. But, I don't think it will get to that Tolaris.
Mekta satak kai: *Well, the sandwich offer is out there. He can totally take some food.*
Female Pretense: *wriggles free of Jessie and sets upon that sandwich with gusto!*
Mekta satak kai: ^_^ Glad you like it!
Mekta satak kai: *takes a bite of her own*
NebbieQ: *And with that she gets out of her seat and gives the group a small wave, before walking over to the ornery elf.*
Mekta satak kai: Ardam, are you going to have anything?
Der DWSage: >_>
Arch mage144: I think it's hungry.
Arch mage144: o_o Oh...yes!
Der DWSage: IM:I think I should keep an eye on those two...
TheWaiChibiAngel: Hello...Nueva.
NebbieQ: Rasputin.
TheWaiChibiAngel: (Neb: Hello...Newman. e_e)
TheWaiChibiAngel: Come to buy me a drink?
TheWaiChibiAngel: Or tell me how much you're going to ignore me?
Arch mage144: *orders a bowl of beef stew*
Female Pretense: *all the while, tail thumping rhythmatically against the floor/table/whatever surface he's sitting upon*
Der DWSage: *Discreetly keeps eye on the elf and Neb! Also, orders his own sandwich*
TheWaiChibiAngel: Then bring me up in polite conversation with yoru friends later?
NebbieQ: *Makes a dismissive motion with her hand* Maybe later.
Female Pretense: T: sandwich sandwich sandwich sandwich sandwich~
NebbieQ: And if you forgive me, it took me a while to recognise your name. <_<
Arch mage144: I think the lapdragon likes sandwiches.
Mekta satak kai: *attempts to pat the hungry little varmint*
Mekta satak kai: I think so!
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Neb may note that Rasputin isn't looking at her. Rude :-(*
Female Pretense: *leans into the petting, just enough so that he can still eat the last bits of the sandwich*
NebbieQ: *She didn't really sound apologetic when she said that.*
TheWaiChibiAngel: Funny. Go to the right place on the right world, and everyone and their brother knows the name.
Mekta satak kai: ^_^ *continues petting as she talks* So, what have you been up to, Ardam?
NebbieQ: *Takes a seat.* I'm sorry that you aren't quite so famous here.
NebbieQ: Out of curiousity, how did you come back? When Bismark last mentioned you, you had dissapeared.
Arch mage144: Oh, not much.
Arch mage144: Honestly, I've been somewhat bored lately. I think I need a new quest.
Arch mage144: Ever since I got finished with my old divine mission, I haven't really gotten any new instructions...
Mekta satak kai: Oh. Hm. *thinks*
TheWaiChibiAngel: You'll find when you live in a broken pocket dimension, it's not hard to get to and from places, if you know what you're doing.
Female Pretense: *Holly finds Azul forcing his way into her lap, as his food is now consumed, and attention is to be gotten*
Mekta satak kai: *totally allows that*
TheWaiChibiAngel: Though I'm surprised you remember Bismarck.
Female Pretense: o.o Mrrrrrriao?
Mekta satak kai: You're so cute! *patting!*
Female Pretense: T: Thank you!
Female Pretense: n_n
Mekta satak kai: IM: Are you still hungry?
NebbieQ: It's not exactly easy for me to forget him.
Arch mage144: *looks at the lapdragon* He seems very friendly.
TheWaiChibiAngel: Well, you humans have such short spans of memories.
Der DWSage: *...Nibbles on sandwich, watching the bar*
NebbieQ: *Shrugs* You'd be surprised.
BlackwindIsao: *Gives the dragon a beef sandwich*
Female Pretense: o__o
Mekta satak kai: *moves a little to one side to allow others to feed the lapdragon*
Mekta satak kai: *putting her about three inches closer to Ardam*
Mekta satak kai: Scuse me!
Mekta satak kai: ^_^
Mekta satak kai: Sorry 'bout that.
Female Pretense: *leeeans out to snag the offered food and drag it closer, so as to allow continued pampering*
BlackwindIsao: Dear me... I beg your pardon.
NebbieQ: However, from how he and the others said it, it sounded like your departure was rather unexpected.
Female Pretense: T: Thanks!
Female Pretense: n____n
Arch mage144: Ah, that's okay. Don't worry about it. o.o;
Mekta satak kai: Anyway, I haven't heard much lately that you'd be interested in. There's a temple to Kazeros up the way if you haven't been there yet. I mean, it's beent here for a while...
Female Pretense: IM: Solis is going to be SO JEALOUS!
TheWaiChibiAngel: Well, I hadn't let anyone know that I was skipping on cleaning up the insides of that kid's head to see a musical performance.
Mekta satak kai: But now they might be able to point you somewhere. Who knows.
Arch mage144: Oh, yes. I've been to all the temples in the area. Most of them know me by name.
NebbieQ: How noble of you.
Arch mage144: Perhaps I should go do a bit of meditation and see if anything comes to me...
TheWaiChibiAngel: Hey, did you really want to dick around in there?
Mekta satak kai: *difficult to read inspection of the crazy warrior cleric*
Mekta satak kai: If you think it would help, you probably should.
NebbieQ: Think of the girl as a friend of the family.
Arch mage144: It might...I should give it a shot. I don't know. I've been relaxing lately. Divine missions are a lot of work!
TheWaiChibiAngel: Touching.
Female Pretense: *seems to be getting...rounder...but the sandwich is gone*
Female Pretense: *Azul's certainly paying sharp attention to the people speaking*
NebbieQ: I assume you told Bismark something else when you returned, though.
Mekta satak kai: I bet. Never had the opportunity myself, but travelling can be interesting on its own.
TheWaiChibiAngel: Told him I got caught up fixing one of the formations.
TheWaiChibiAngel: The formations that, I'll note, the people from THIS world keep FUCKING UP!
NebbieQ: And how, exactly, would they be doing this?
TheWaiChibiAngel: By being the special ed class of the universe.
Mekta satak kai: I mean, Farlanghn doesn't really tell me where to go or what to do. He's just kind of... eh. I don't know.
TheWaiChibiAngel: You know that little kid that vacuumed up all the magic the generator had in it? Yeah, that formation's fucked. At least until I can recharge that shit.
Mekta satak kai: I don't really travel for any god. I just enjoy it. ^_^
Arch mage144: Farlanghn?
NebbieQ: I can't say I've heard of her.
Female Pretense: *rumbles a bit on Holly's last statement* n_n
Arch mage144: Oh, that's right. The god of roads! I've heard of him. So you realize your spiritual self through travel?
NebbieQ: (I thought Farlanghn was a Greyhawk diety. o.O)
TheWaiChibiAngel: Well, she did.
Mekta satak kai: (And Dammara's so totally not from that same source.)
TheWaiChibiAngel: That punk kid with the ears?
TheWaiChibiAngel: Fuck that kid, man.
Arch mage144: (Nothing says there can't be a Farlanghn in Gaera. Or an equivalent.)
Mekta satak kai: *shrug* It's what I do. Kind of picked it up after a while.
TheWaiChibiAngel: Next time I see him, I'm jabbing him in the eye.
TheWaiChibiAngel: Got any advice for that?
NebbieQ: (It's just the first I've heard about him in Gaera, that's all.)
Mekta satak kai: (He's even minor in Greyhawk. That's the point.)
NebbieQ: *Shrugs* Why should I care?
Der DWSage: *Listening in on Rasputin and Neb as much as he can, oh yes. He's not doing much else, after all.*
TheWaiChibiAngel: Just sayin', you're the one who stabbed him first.
NebbieQ: ...
TheWaiChibiAngel: Figured you'd have some pointers.
Mekta satak kai: My father was a travelling musician, and we'd stop at a roadside shrine every couple of years to play.
NebbieQ: *Oh. That punk kid with the ears.*
NebbieQ: *Rasputin will note that Neb's face has gotten very sour, as if she bit down on a lemon before being turned into stone.*
TheWaiChibiAngel: It's a pun, see.
TheWaiChibiAngel: Get it? Stabbing? Pointers?
BlackwindIsao: IM: Perhaps I should take this guy back to the Jade dragon....
TheWaiChibiAngel: Bah, sharp as a bag of hammers.
Der DWSage: IM:Jal, I really, really wish you were here with a STFU spell, as you keep calling it.
NebbieQ: I understand the joke, I just don't find it particularly funny.
NebbieQ: IM: I wonder if there's a way to eviscerate somebody with a salt shaker, and get away with it.
TheWaiChibiAngel: See, that's because you're like school in Riva.
TheWaiChibiAngel: No real class.
CGNakibe has left the room.
Female Pretense: o.o
Female Pretense: >__>
NebbieQ: And you must be the highest wit in all the land.
Female Pretense: <__<
Mekta satak kai: There are even fewer shrines to Farlanghn than anyone else I've ever heard of. With the possible exception of Great Lord Agnostic. Those are REALLY rare.
NebbieQ: Do you want your crown and scepter now, or do you want to wait?
Mekta satak kai: *pats lapdragon because it's cute*
Female Pretense: *nibbles on the edge of the table*
Female Pretense: *rumbles*
Female Pretense: n_n
Mekta satak kai: *pulls it away from the table but continues attention-giving*
A Rockin SN has entered the room.
TheWaiChibiAngel: When the land consists of four people, and three of them have rods up their asses, yes.
BlackwindIsao: Is the dragon still hungry?
Mekta satak kai: (Ivory Horn, first gen, midday, Holly)
TheWaiChibiAngel: I am the wittiest in the land.
Female Pretense: *crrrruunnncch* 9___9??
TheWaiChibiAngel: You, on the other hand...
Mekta satak kai: *w* You shouldn't eat that.
TheWaiChibiAngel: Well, it's too bad that you can't see what I can, eh?
Female Pretense: 6____6;;
Mekta satak kai: *gives Azul the remains of her sandwich* Here, if you don't mind eating after me.
NebbieQ: Just what are you getting at?
Female Pretense: T: It's for teeth...
Der DWSage: IM:Wow. He wins all of the official asshole awards. And most of the unofficial ones.
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Leans back* Don't worry about it, if my hints are too subtle...
Mekta satak kai: *w*Those are expensive. You shouldn't chew on things that belong to other people. This sandwich is for you, though if you want it.
TheWaiChibiAngel: Well, you might want to ask Janda what we've had her do for practice.
A Rockin SN: (I am A Rockin SN. Follower of the CI of Now and Forever. You will soon RP.)
Arch mage144: Who's the Great Lord Agnostic?
TheWaiChibiAngel: (DID YOU FIND OUT WHICH EMAIL?)
TheWaiChibiAngel: Oh, wait!
TheWaiChibiAngel: You CAN'T!
Female Pretense: T: Thank you. But I'm not hungry anymore, you fed me lots, because you're awesome.
A Rockin SN: (Now that I said what I needed to... *tries to decide on character*)
Female Pretense: *__*
A Rockin SN: (Didn't meet Jean)
Mekta satak kai: He's... it's... You know I can't even really describe it.
TheWaiChibiAngel: Because SHE. FUCKING. FELL. OFF. THE FACE. OF THE PLANET!
Der DWSage: (Tolaris here. Need a description?)
Der DWSage: IM:...What?
NebbieQ: *Glares at him* And why exactly do you feel the need to rub this in?
Mekta satak kai: *smiles at the lapdragon and finishes her sandwich herself*
Arch mage144: o_o You can't?
Mekta satak kai: It's... weird. I've never even met anyone that worships him. And yet every now and again you run across a statue or something.
Mekta satak kai: *shrug*
Mekta satak kai: Maybe it's just a really old religion.
Female Pretense: T: Can chew on that *bubble* *fracture* that everyone dislikes?
Female Pretense: 9____9
NebbieQ: (...does this make the Great Lord Agnostic the Gaera equivilent of Buddy Christ?)
Der DWSage: IM:Note to self. REALLY need to speak with Enlil, soon.
BlackwindIsao: You want me to take you home to the Jade dragon, Azul?
TheWaiChibiAngel: Because I'm currently out of a job because of it.
TheWaiChibiAngel: Looked for the brat for TWO MONTHS.
TheWaiChibiAngel: Granted, that's your time, which is meaningless to me...
Arch mage144: A statue?
TheWaiChibiAngel: But goddamn, it's annoying to have a kid drop off the planet.
Arch mage144: Yeah, maybe. Sometimes you find remnants of old faiths scattered across Gaera. Occasionally monuments, sometimes artifacts of great power.
NebbieQ: So, what happened? You were supposed to help them out, and you were fired for incompetance?
BlackwindIsao: *Snickers*
Mekta satak kai: Pretty much. It's kind of sad, actually.
Mekta satak kai: I mean, you'd imagine that gods want to be worshipped for a reason. When they're forgotten, it's just kind of sad.
TheWaiChibiAngel: No. I gave up.
TheWaiChibiAngel: We declared her lost.
TheWaiChibiAngel: You know what the shitty part is?
TheWaiChibiAngel: Her mom's gone, too.
Der DWSage: IM:What the hell?
TheWaiChibiAngel: So we can't even TELL her we lost her kid.
NebbieQ: I know.
Female Pretense: (oshit, Dan RPing?!)
NebbieQ: They aren't the only two missing, though.
A Rockin SN: (What?!)
Female Pretense: *wriggle wriggle*
NebbieQ: I don't suppose you've heard anything about them?
Female Pretense: >.>
Female Pretense: <.<
Arch mage144: I don't think anyone will ever forget my deity. He's hard to forget.
Mekta satak kai: You want to get down?
Arch mage144: And pretty easy to get along with!
Mekta satak kai: *releases the lapdragon*
TheWaiChibiAngel: Not scince the Momlady said we better find her kid or she'd declare genocide on Twilight.
Mekta satak kai: *to Ardam* What do you mean?
Arch mage144: *looks at the lapdragon* He was kinda cute.
Female Pretense: *pop! makes a clickity clack noise as he hits the ground*
Female Pretense: T: Thank you!
Mekta satak kai: *waves to Azul*
NebbieQ: ...
Arch mage144: Well, I just mean that I have a pretty agreeable relationship with my deity.
BlackwindIsao: *Keeps his eyes on the dragon*
NebbieQ: That doesn't sound like-...wait. You were able to find her?
Female Pretense: *stealthily scuttles--ZIPS LIKE LIGHTNING--to the edges of the room*
TheWaiChibiAngel: Yeah. Like, four fuckin' months ago
TheWaiChibiAngel: We have no idea where she went after that.
NebbieQ: Did you find anybody else?
TheWaiChibiAngel: She had a whole bunch of people with her.
Der DWSage: IM:...Enlil, genocide?
NebbieQ: *Neb definately sounds different now. While her voice was somewhat cold and distant before, she's now beginning to sound desparate.*
Mekta satak kai: Isn't that kind of the point? Especially with a deity like Kazeros.
TheWaiChibiAngel: That Baseton twit, some tall, blonde lady...
NebbieQ: Go on, go on.
Der DWSage: IM:o_o What in the holy fucking hell of sporks is going on?
TheWaiChibiAngel: Some guy with a crazy hat.
Arch mage144: Of course it is. *nods*
Mekta satak kai: You'd have to be... I don't know... pretty bad for him to have a problem with you.
TheWaiChibiAngel: Some rabbit-dude and a neko-kid.
Der DWSage: *Tries to act nonchalant. The mask is starting to break, though. :{*
BlackwindIsao has left the room.
NebbieQ: IM: Oh my gods, it's them!
NebbieQ: What happened to them?
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Shrugs* Saw them about...
TheWaiChibiAngel: ...One hundred thirty two days ago or so.
NebbieQ: Where did they go, Rasputin?!
TheWaiChibiAngel: Which one?
NebbieQ: Spob and Tareen...those were the last two you mentioned.
TheWaiChibiAngel: Ah, them.
Female Pretense: (nighty folks)
TheWaiChibiAngel: Hang on. *Rolls his eyes*
NebbieQ: (Night.)
TheWaiChibiAngel: Tareen, little shapeshifter kid. Spob's her...Brother?
Mekta satak kai: (night)
TheWaiChibiAngel: ...Uncle?
TheWaiChibiAngel: Dad?
TheWaiChibiAngel: Shit, I dunno.
NebbieQ: We're both taking care of her now, but that isn't the point. What happened to them?
NebbieQ: *Begins to jiggle her foot, occasionally tapping the floor.*
TheWaiChibiAngel: Tareen turned into a sentient spaceship, and Spob grew an extra head. Everyone got on board and now they're having amusing adventures, cruising the galaxy.
NebbieQ: Damn it, quit playing games!
Mekta satak kai: So, how exactly do you know when you've got a divine mission to take care of? Does he just tell you?
TheWaiChibiAngel: Okay, well, I lost track of the one I was supposed to be reporting to, what makes you think I know where anyone ELSE went?
NebbieQ: Look, you said you saw them. I was hoping that maybe you came across them when you were looking for her.
NebbieQ: If you didn't know, you should have just said so!
Arch mage144: Oh, yeah!
Arch mage144: I usually have dreams. That's how it used to work.
TheWaiChibiAngel: Stop yelling!
Mekta satak kai: That's really interesting. What kind of dreams? I mean.... I guess he makes himself clear, but how does a god tell you what they want?
NebbieQ: I will when you stop giving me reasons to.
Arch mage144: I haven't had one in a while, though...not since we defeated Elaith. Sometimes they were a little vague.
Mekta satak kai: Maybe you've earned a vacation.
Mekta satak kai: ^_^
Mekta satak kai: Hold on, I need some ice cream.
Mekta satak kai: *goes to grab some frosty dairy awesomeness*
NebbieQ: (Be right back.)
Arch mage144: But they also had...oh, sure, ice cream o.o
Mekta satak kai: *from the counter* You want some, Ardam?
Arch mage144: Sure! I'm personally fond of vanilla.
Mekta satak kai: Anything on it?
TheWaiChibiAngel: I'm answering your questions.
NebbieQ: Would it kill you to be straight forward?
Arch mage144: Nope!
TheWaiChibiAngel: Yes. I've got "Tothepointitus".
Mekta satak kai: Okay!
Mekta satak kai: *brings back a bowl of vanilla icce cream and one of the classic strawberry-vanilla-chocolate mixes*
NebbieQ: *Rests her head on her left hand, letting her fingers run through her hair. Her brow is furrowed, adding to the look of frustration on her face.*
Mekta satak kai: Here. It's on me.
Mekta satak kai: *places a spoon in his bowl and starts in on her own*
NebbieQ: ...you said you met Enlil, right? Where did you find her?
Mekta satak kai: IM: Strawberry first, I think. *totally eats her ice cream happily*
Mekta satak kai: ^_^
TheWaiChibiAngel: In the fields outside town.
NebbieQ: Did she say anything about what was going on?
TheWaiChibiAngel: Nope.
TheWaiChibiAngel: Just that I was supposed to find Kidgirl A-Sap.
NebbieQ: Great.
NebbieQ: What was she doing outside of Doma, anyways?
TheWaiChibiAngel: Heading to some...Place...
NebbieQ: What place?
TheWaiChibiAngel: It was four months ago and I was trying not to get Genocided by Momlady.
NebbieQ: That doesn't exactly sound like her.
NebbieQ: IM: Then again, if I was in her place...
TheWaiChibiAngel: Ever taken a chick away from the nest?
TheWaiChibiAngel: The mama-bird acts CRAZY.
TheWaiChibiAngel: ...Like you are.
TheWaiChibiAngel: ...Except less stabby, I'd guess.
Der DWSage: IM:...I really feel the urge to go and stab him. With a table. With the wide end of the table.
NebbieQ: ...
NebbieQ: IM: That bastard...who the hell does he think he is?
TheWaiChibiAngel: (Rasputin: Notoriously hard to kill. That's who.)
NebbieQ: ...you know what? I'm leaving.
TheWaiChibiAngel: (Neb:...I can't flaw your logic.)
NebbieQ: Thank you for being even more useless than before.
TheWaiChibiAngel: Just sayin'.
NebbieQ: Tell me, do you actually have anything worthwhile to say? Or do you just like the sound of your own voice?
Der DWSage: (Tolaris:But Neb, that just means you can tie him up and torture him for hours without worrying whether or not you break him!)
TheWaiChibiAngel: A little of column A, a little of column B.
TheWaiChibiAngel: But remember who started talking to who.
NebbieQ: *Instead of answering him, Neb just stands up and begins walking out of the Ivory Horn.*
NebbieQ: IM: ...just what was I thinking, anyways?
Der DWSage: *Follows Neb*
TheWaiChibiAngel: 'Oi.
TheWaiChibiAngel: Bossman's callin' favors.
Der DWSage: ...Neb. How long's Tareen been missing?
NebbieQ: ...what?
NebbieQ: *Pauses as she hears Rasputin and Tolaris.*
Der DWSage: I eavesdropped. I do that when I worry about the turns the conversation can take.
NebbieQ: She's been missing for as long as everybody else. I haven't seen any of them in four months.
Arch mage144: Oh...um...
Arch mage144: Thanks, Holly!
Arch mage144: I'll just have to pay you back somehow later. *grin*
Der DWSage: ...<_<
Mekta satak kai: Nah. My treat.
NebbieQ: *Looks over at Rasputin. It seems he has her attention again.*
NebbieQ: What's this about favors? >_>
TheWaiChibiAngel: Bossman's callin' favors.
Der DWSage: *Looks over to Rasputin as well, with thinly veiled contempt!*
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Gets up, and begins to saunter off.*
Female Pretense has left the room.
NebbieQ: ...wait.
NebbieQ: What does he want?
Mekta satak kai: *eats ice cream totally oblivious to what may or may not have been flirting*
TheWaiChibiAngel: He wants to find them.
TheWaiChibiAngel: The kids, espially.
NebbieQ: *Pauses, for a moment.*
NebbieQ: ...is there anything I can do?
TheWaiChibiAngel: Possessions, if you can swing it. The more attached to the person, the better. Bismarck's in the slums now, trying to get something of theirs.
Arch mage144: But I should pay you back.
Der DWSage: <_< Hm...you mean in the building Enlil opened to the homeless?
TheWaiChibiAngel: Yeah. The building they, y'know, live in. >_>
TheWaiChibiAngel: Right now, the best we think we can secure is bedsheets for them. Meaning it may take awihle to devine thing.
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Things
NebbieQ: ...one of Enlil's daughters used to work at my store, before she dissapeared. I have some of the things she handled, if that helps.
TheWaiChibiAngel: ....One of?
TheWaiChibiAngel: Shit, there was more than one?
Der DWSage: Just making sure. Us 'special eds' of the Universe like to double-check things.
NebbieQ: Tia, if that name means anything.
TheWaiChibiAngel: Oh.
TheWaiChibiAngel: I heard the name come up.
TheWaiChibiAngel: I thought she was just having troubl saying tear.*
NebbieQ: *Glares at him for a moment, but it passes quickly.*
NebbieQ: I'll go get them. Where should I drop them off?
TheWaiChibiAngel: Meet me and Bismarck in the square. Noonish, tomorrow. We need you to find the really GOOD stuff. Stuff they were really attached to.
Der DWSage: ...
Der DWSage: >_> Would people work?
TheWaiChibiAngel: <_<
TheWaiChibiAngel: ....*Blink*
TheWaiChibiAngel: WHY?
Mekta satak kai: Why? It's fine!
Der DWSage: Enlil loved all of those people in the slums. Tareen loves Neb. If they're not going to just go up in a puff of smoke, I can't see why they won't work.
Arch mage144: I'm serious!
Arch mage144: It's the right thing to do. Perhaps I'll buy you dinner sometime.
TheWaiChibiAngel: I guess it would, but divining an entire CITY BLOCK would be hard.
TheWaiChibiAngel: Expecially scince the person's own memories would get nine kinds of in the way.
Mekta satak kai: Tell me a story sometime and we'll call it even.
Der DWSage: *Shrugs* Just an idea.
Mekta satak kai: I can afford to buy you ice cream. ^_^
NebbieQ: Would a single person work? It would be less effective than an object, mind...
TheWaiChibiAngel: If that person was, y'know, close to who we were looking for.
Der DWSage: IM:Come to that, hell, a wall might work. If she hasn't outgrown that, that is. o_o
Arch mage144: A story?
Arch mage144: Hm...I could do that...
NebbieQ: I was close to Spob and Tareen, and I knew Enlil and her daughters fairly well.
TheWaiChibiAngel: That may be stretching it too thin. But I guess something's better than nothing.
Mekta satak kai: ^_^
NebbieQ: We can talk about it more tomorrow.
Der DWSage: IM:...Pity we can't just find Aliester and ask him for something. Or to fix it all. But I guess that won't work at all.
Arch mage144: What would you like to hear a story about?
Mekta satak kai: (Aliester! Bizarro Pervy!)
TheWaiChibiAngel: Try and find some stuff, anyway.
Arch mage144: (XD)
NebbieQ: That won't be hard. I have something for Tia, and Spob and Tareen left most of their things at the house.
Der DWSage: I'll help out...perhaps I can get something from the homeless in Glass Square.
Mekta satak kai: Anything you think is interesting. Stories are part of what I do.
TheWaiChibiAngel: Okay.
TheWaiChibiAngel: Who the hell are you, again?>
Der DWSage: A random person, who dislikes it when his favorite angel goes missing.
Der DWSage: Hell, she was one of the few sane people in Doma.
NebbieQ: He knows some of the people who dissapeared. >_>
TheWaiChibiAngel: ...'Kay.
Arch mage144: Well...
TheWaiChibiAngel: Well, I'm going to be on my way. *Nods* Things to see, people to do.
NebbieQ: I hope they know a good white mage.
TheWaiChibiAngel: And for the love of god, and all that is holy, watch out for Clock, Keis, and Falchetta.
NebbieQ: Hmn?
Der DWSage: *Holds out card. It is for a house of healing!*
NebbieQ: I've never heard of those three in my life.
Der DWSage: ...Falchetta? Dragon girl from Barius, I know that much.
NebbieQ: *For the record, she didn't sound quite as caustic with that last little jab. Maybe she was joking?*
TheWaiChibiAngel: ...Huh>
Mekta satak kai: (For the love of god... and all that is holy.... .MY ANUS IS BLEEDING)
NebbieQ: (Yaaaay!)
TheWaiChibiAngel: No, Falchetta's a little kid that ate a magic battery.
TheWaiChibiAngel: I have no idea what the hell you're talking about.
TheWaiChibiAngel: (How does Tolaris know that, anyway? >_>)
NebbieQ: IM: Sounds sort of like Tareen.
Mekta satak kai: (Happy music ensues.)
Der DWSage: ...Hm. Two people, same first names, I guess.
NebbieQ: (Heard about it from Kumo? I don't know.)
Arch mage144: Hmm. If you want to hear a story, I guess I can tell one.
Der DWSage: (>_> I remember ye olden days, when Falchetta was hanging out with the people. Tolaris was there, and stuff. I know he met her at least once.)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (Yeah. Falchetta's a kid in 1st gen.)
Mekta satak kai: *finishes up her ice cream and rests her chin on her hands*
TheWaiChibiAngel: Okay,
TheWaiChibiAngel: Clock is a guy.
TheWaiChibiAngel: Keis is a woman.
NebbieQ: And besides that, they are...?
TheWaiChibiAngel: Falchetta is a little kid that could very possibly explode.
Arch mage144: I didn't want to tell you this story, you know. >.>
Mekta satak kai: ^_^
Arch mage144: Because you know I'm in it. -_-
TheWaiChibiAngel: They're not exactly good people to be around. Or Keys and Clock aren't. Falchetta's just kind of...With them.
Mekta satak kai: You know, you don' t have to if it'll make you uncomfortable.
NebbieQ: What do they look like?
Mekta satak kai: It's okay.
Arch mage144: Nah, I'll tell you. I owe you for the ice cream. *eats ice cream*
Arch mage144: Besides, it's an interesting story. And I think it should be retold.
TheWaiChibiAngel: Couldn't tell you if I wanted to.
Mekta satak kai: IM: Excellent!
Arch mage144: So that lots of people know what about happened.
NebbieQ: IM: Well isn't that useful.
NebbieQ: What about Falchetta?
Mekta satak kai: *nods*
Der DWSage: (Pretend Tol never mentioned Falchetta. He doesn't know her a'tall.)
TheWaiChibiAngel: Used to be a little blonde kid. Now is a little purple haired elf kid.
NebbieQ: *Nods*
Arch mage144: Anyway, a few months ago, the dreams I was having really intensified. I kept getting messages and images that I needed to seek out out a very dangerous wizard, a man in black who would bring ruin to the world if no one had the
NebbieQ: What makes Keys and Clock so dangerous, exactly?
TheWaiChibiAngel: (I have such inspired names.)
Arch mage144: courage to oppose him. I knew that it was my divine mission, providence from my deity, Kazeros, and that I was being charged to take care of this threat.
TheWaiChibiAngel: (Clock! Keys!)
Mekta satak kai: *listens*
TheWaiChibiAngel: (Watch out, they might be joined by Empty Soda Can)
Der DWSage: (Tolaris:*Creates a Clockwork Orange with them and a nearby orange*)
Arch mage144: So I heard rumors that a group of wizards had built a tower on the outskirts of Doma and I decided I should investigate it.
Arch mage144: (*straps Tolaris to a chair and makes him viddy films*)
TheWaiChibiAngel: Remember I said bossman's looking for them all?
NebbieQ: *nods*
Der DWSage: (Tolaris:*Immune. Since he doesn't know what 'viddy' is*)
Arch mage144: I decided that the best way to enter the tower would be from the upper floor, so I scaled the outer wall! It was amazing. The wind up there was very strong.
TheWaiChibiAngel: So are they.
NebbieQ: But why?
Arch mage144: When I got close to the top, I found a window, and I decided that if I was really going to strike fear into the evildoers living in the tower that I needed to crash dramatically through it, shattering the glass like I was going to
Arch mage144: shatter their impure hearts!
Mekta satak kai: *claps her hands excitedly*
Arch mage144: ...in retrospect, that may have been somewhat naive.
Mekta satak kai: Well, you're still here, aren't you?
Mekta satak kai: And besides. It makes a good story.
TheWaiChibiAngel: Depends. There's a lot of reasons.
Arch mage144: It could have gone better. I landed on the floor in a pile of glass shards, and as soon as I got to my feet, I was being stared at by a circle of wizards and some blue creatures with lots of teeth were trying to devour me.
A Rockin SN: (Location again?)
NebbieQ: (Ivory Horn.)
Arch mage144: *bites his lip* I probably could have died right then and there, and my mission would have been over.
Mekta satak kai: o_o
NebbieQ: Tell me about them.
Arch mage144: But that didn't happen!
Arch mage144: Because a group of people who were in the tower for the same reason as me helped me fight the wizards and the monsters, and then we punished all the wizards by using an artifact that they kept to turn them into moths!
Mekta satak kai: *laughs*
TheWaiChibiAngel: WELLLLLLL. *Ahem*
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Stops*
Arch mage144: I later learned their names. One of them was a woman, Myrnal, very fleet of foot and quick with a knife. And there was a sorcerer named Rildyn, an elf. And a gnome, a sort of knight, named Corrigan.
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Pulls a package of cigarettes out of a coat pocket, and taps one out*
TheWaiChibiAngel: Light?
Der DWSage: IM:o_o I want to stab him in the crotch, and make sure he never, ever reproduces. Ever.
Arch mage144: Corrigan turned out to be not-so-friendly in the end...*sighs sadly* And I thought he was an okay person, too...I knew there was good in him, but I don't know if he agreed.
Mekta satak kai: *chews her lower lip*
NebbieQ: Sorry, can't say I have one.
Mekta satak kai: Hm.
Mekta satak kai: Never mind. Go on. Sorry.
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Looks to Tolaris*
Der DWSage: Disgusting habit. Nope.
TheWaiChibiAngel: Ugh. Horse shit.
TheWaiChibiAngel: Can't really weave a tale like this without the proper ambiance.
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Begins walking*
Arch mage144: Anyway, the three of them were working for General Silvar, at the castle, so I went back with them.
Der DWSage: >_>
NebbieQ: Ambiance my ass. >_>
NebbieQ: *Begins following after him, regardless.*
TheWaiChibiAngel: It's not my fault that I'm a chainsmoker!
Mekta satak kai: *recognition! But doesn't interrupt*
Der DWSage: IM:Yes it is.
Der DWSage: *Follows Neb*
Arch mage144: The General told us that there was a problem with celestials attacking towns in the north. Celestials! Destroying and razing human settlements, completely at random!
NebbieQ: IM: As annoying as this is, he's the only guy who can tell me what's going on now.
TheWaiChibiAngel: I need a goddamn light before I can talk about it.
Mekta satak kai: ...
Arch mage144: I couldn't believe it. I had to go with them and find out what was wrong, and I had to do my best to stop it.
Mekta satak kai: *nods*
NebbieQ: I have some matches from Enchafu at my store. We drop by there if you can't get them from anybody else.
Arch mage144: *Enchufa
NebbieQ: *Yes!
NebbieQ: (I meant to type that. Bleah.)
Arch mage144: So we went north, and we met a celestial named the Archangel Christopher. I don't think anyone liked him very much. I didn't really say anything at the time, but I always felt he was somewhat arrogant.
TheWaiChibiAngel: What now?
THENinjaRabbi has left the room.
Arch mage144: Just because we're mortal doesn't mean we're trash, you know. It's not really very nice for celestials to talk all the time about how pathetic they think mortals are, especially when we're trying to help.
NebbieQ: They just came in with the last load of stock.
Arch mage144: Anyway, he told us that there was an abandoned shrine nearby that might have a clue to why the celestials were attacking, so we went there to see what we might find. And we encountered the wizard in black!
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Nods* Alright.
Arch mage144: He didn't tell us anything about himself. We didn't know his name. He just unleashed an enslaved celestial warrior on us and fled the scene with some dusty book he found in the shrine.
TheWaiChibiAngel: ...
NebbieQ: What?
TheWaiChibiAngel: How the hell are you keeping that store up when you're missing two of your workers? >_>
Mekta satak kai: I see.
Arch mage144: So we decided to search the shrine for more clues, and we found an engraving on the wall with an inscription that described a book containing all of the knowledge in creation. It sounded very impressive.
Mekta satak kai: *mystified* Yeah, that would.
Mekta satak kai: Also kind of dangerous.
NebbieQ: I pulled a favor with an old friend to help out.
Arch mage144: We planned to go back to Doma and tell General Silvar what we found. But on the way back, when we stopped to camp, we got dragged into some sort of alternate plane, a very elaborate illusion created by an evil mindflayer lich.
NebbieQ: Besides, we have a deal set up with another store. I can get him or some of his employees to help out, provided I do the same for him when I can.
TheWaiChibiAngel: (Tia: Please don't make me work for Drak ;_;-)
Mekta satak kai: Whoa.
Arch mage144: His name was Xzar'il, but we didn't find that out for a while. He tried to trap us in this nightmare world that he created while we were sleeping, but we found a way to escape. It was a close call, though. Corrigan almost died.
TheWaiChibiAngel: (Tia: IF YOU HAVE A SOUL, YOU WON'T SEND ME OVER THERE! It's like being bossed around by a wooden block. A wooden block that STARES.)
Mekta satak kai: Man.... wow.
NebbieQ: (Neb: ...we'll send one of the clocks in your place. We just need to glue some feathers to it, first.)
Der DWSage: (*Sniggers*)
TheWaiChibiAngel: Aha...
TheWaiChibiAngel: Anyway, where was I? *Walking*
Der DWSage: Why Clock, Key, and Falchetta want these disappearing people.
NebbieQ: *Leading the way to the store~*
TheWaiChibiAngel: Falchetta's too dumb to want anything other than a cookie and a glass of milk. She wants them because Clock and Keis want them.
NebbieQ: (What time is it supposed to be, by the way?)
TheWaiChibiAngel: Falchetta's not what you'd call the sharpest knife in the drawer.
Mekta satak kai: (middayish)
Mekta satak kai: (probably late afternoon by now)
NebbieQ: And the others?
TheWaiChibiAngel: Clock and Keis, they're part of something bigger. Couldn't say waht, but I have theories.
NebbieQ: Oh?
TheWaiChibiAngel: Poke around in Kidgirl's memory long enough, and you find something about an Archangel.
Der DWSage: *Listens patiently, while in his head he's violently murdering Rasputin. Several times.*
NebbieQ: *nods*
TheWaiChibiAngel: That may have something to do with it. Maybe she's really an archangel and just wanged her head hard enough that she forgot? *Shrugs*
TheWaiChibiAngel: It could also be something to do with Tia.
NebbieQ: That's a wonderful way to put it. >_>
NebbieQ: Anyways, what does this have to do with them?
TheWaiChibiAngel: They're not exactly on what you'd call the best of terms with Bossman.
TheWaiChibiAngel: So, I'm thinking that they're thinking that if they get that Archangel, they get us to turn over Odessa to them.
NebbieQ: Odessa?
TheWaiChibiAngel: Name of the continent we live on in Memoria. Or, rather, the group that runs the continent. Us.
NebbieQ: And why would they want that?
TheWaiChibiAngel: Resources.
TheWaiChibiAngel: Hard to explain.
TheWaiChibiAngel: You'd need to know something about, y'know, the world.
NebbieQ: We've got time before we get to the store. Fill us in.
TheWaiChibiAngel: Might wanna ask Bossman, instead.
TheWaiChibiAngel: Or Bismarck.
TheWaiChibiAngel: Or Annie.
TheWaiChibiAngel: Or someone that's not Rasputin.
NebbieQ: *sighs* I guess it can wait til tomorrow, then.
NebbieQ: What else do you know?
TheWaiChibiAngel: That other than that, the rest can go rot for all they care.
TheWaiChibiAngel: I just know that your little freak of nature is high on Bossman's "Find this person NOW!" List.
NebbieQ: ...
NebbieQ: Don't call them that.
TheWaiChibiAngel: Well, what SHOULD I call them?
NebbieQ: Use common sense. Calling them by their names is a good start, or saying that they're family.
NebbieQ: (Test~)
TheWaiChibiAngel: We have different kinds of common sense.
TheWaiChibiAngel: Mine involves telling it 'like it is'.
Der DWSage: IM:And I do believe that 'snap' sound was my last nerve. Neb, tell me that you're going to kill him. It might be more merciful.
NebbieQ: Oh, is that what they call being a jackass nowadays?
TheWaiChibiAngel: Yep.
NebbieQ: Good luck finding your own matches, then.
NebbieQ: IM: Oh yeah, like that's going to matter to him. Good job!
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Shrugs*
TheWaiChibiAngel: There's gotta be a bum with pyrokinesis or something around somewhere.
Arch mage144: Anyway, when we escaped the nightmare realm, we got back to Doma and General Silvar told us all about Xzar'il. He also said that he'd heard about a book containing all the knowledge in the universe, but he didn't know where it was.
NebbieQ: *Shrugs, and turns a corner.*
TheWaiChibiAngel: Okay, bye.
Der DWSage: *Follows Neb* Please tell me you have a cunning plan for cutting out his entire crotch area so that he can never, ever, breed.
Arch mage144: But he decided that the best way for us to find out more information was to go straight to the Celestial plane. So we went! He transported us there to hunt down some answers.
NebbieQ: *Mutters* That will have to wait until after I talk to Bismark.
Arch mage144: We talked with a celestial named Callibel, and he said he wasn't sure what was going on, but that there was definitely something wrong, and no one wanted to talk about it.
Arch mage144: There was something wrong in the Celestial plane, and he knew it. *nod*
Der DWSage: Damn. Because Jal's good enough that I'm sure we could do it to him half a dozen times.
NebbieQ: *Grins* Well, I could help out with some of my magic...but like I said, it'll have to wait.
NebbieQ: Ugh. I can't believe I was talking to him for so long.
Der DWSage: I know. I have this urge to stab something and then take a long, long bath to get the sleaze off.
Arch mage144: So we looked around, and I almost got killed by some crazy chaos monsters, and General Silvar found Christopher and demanded answers.
TheWaiChibiAngel: (Too bad I'm twice the man Hak could ever be. :-( )
Mekta satak kai: IM: Crazy chaos monsters. Okay.
NebbieQ: (Height doesn't count, Shini. :-( )
NebbieQ: (Not everybody can be giants.)
Der DWSage: (Chair launcher also doesn't count.)
Mekta satak kai: (Just beacuse you're three-dimensional doesn't mean you have to go oppressing RP characters.)
NebbieQ: I know the feeling...
TheWaiChibiAngel: (I might be a giant.)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (*Sings about Istanbul*
Mekta satak kai: (No, THEY might be giants. *points*)
Der DWSage: <_< I'm going to go to the slums...see if any crazy hobos don't have something of Enlil's.
NebbieQ: Still...*sighs* I just want answers, you know?
Der DWSage: ...I know.
NebbieQ: *nods* Good luck. I need to start heading back myself.
NebbieQ: I'll see you tomorrow?
Arch mage144: Christopher confirmed the theory about the book. He called it "The Codex of Infinite Wisdom," which was definitely very impressive. We had to find it, because it was causing the celestials on the material plane to go
Arch mage144: insane somehow.
Mekta satak kai: ...How?
Der DWSage: *Sighs* You have hope. Tareen will come back. And yeah, see you tomorrow.
NebbieQ: Alright. And one more thing.
NebbieQ: Thanks, Tolaris.
Arch mage144: Well, it had to do with the fact that the book is a multi-planar artifact. It can only hold all that knowledge because it spreads itself out multidimensionally.
NebbieQ: Thanks for everything.
Mekta satak kai: Makes sense.
Der DWSage: *Grins a bit* It's what I'm here for...to offer help to old friends I hardly even remember.
Arch mage144: And parts of it were poking into the Celestial realms, throwing off arcane energy that was driving celestials insane. They were overwhelmed by the urge to find the book and destroy things.
Arch mage144: But this is where the story gets really complicated. ^^;;
Arch mage144: I should save it for another time.
Mekta satak kai: Maybe.
NebbieQ: *Chuckles* Remind me to pay back the favor some time.
Mekta satak kai: I mean, if my friend found out I spent all day sitting in a bar with a boy he'd have kittens.
Mekta satak kai: ^_^
Arch mage144: Your friend?
Arch mage144: Oh, you mean the drow?
Mekta satak kai: Yeah. He worries.
Arch mage144: Drow can't have kittens. That's impossible. >.>
Mekta satak kai: XP
Mekta satak kai: You know what I mean.
Arch mage144: Tell you what. Tomorrow evening I buy you dinner here, same place, same time, and tell you more of the story?
Arch mage144: You can bring him, if you want.
NebbieQ: (Nivek: Have you ever been hit by an inconvenient polymorph spell?)
Mekta satak kai: You don't have to buy me dinner, but I'd love to hear the rest.
Der DWSage: *Shrugs* Why? I'm not doing this for a favor. I'm doing it because...well, I'm me.
Mekta satak kai: *stands and pulls on her hat*
Mekta satak kai: See you then?
Arch mage144: Of course. And I'm most certainly buying you dinner.
NebbieQ: And I appreciate that, really.
Mekta satak kai: *amused eye-roll* All right, fine. Talk to you tomorrow.
A Rockin SN: *Neb feels something balancing on her head...*
Mekta satak kai: *walks out with a wave, and as she exits, he can see that on the back of her belt she's wearing one of those crazy freaking whip daggers*
Arch mage144: *nods* See you!
Arch mage144: IM: Wow, that's an interesting weapon. She doesn't look like the type to use it much...
Mekta satak kai: </Holly>
NebbieQ: IM: ...what the?
NebbieQ: (Dan should join in on RPs before they die down. :-( )
NebbieQ: *Looks up!*
Der DWSage: (He should, dammit.)
Der DWSage: *Also looks!*
Arch mage144: IM: She seems friendly. I'd like to keep talking to her. Dinner will be a good opportunity to get to be better friends with her. *nod* And maybe her drow friend, too.
Der DWSage: *He is halfway expecting the Great Gazoo!*
Arch mage144: *finishes his ice cream and leaves the inn*
NebbieQ: *Well, looking is uesless from her angle.*
Arch mage144: </Ardam>
NebbieQ: *She does, however, reach up to feel what it is!*
Mekta satak kai: (I'll log the rest of this in the mornin'. Night all!)
A Rockin SN: *it's an apple!*
NebbieQ: IM: What the...
NebbieQ: *Pulls it off of her head, and looks around at who could've left it there.*
A Rockin SN: *And she sees D... Just as he pulls the trigger on his gun! ... And a puff of smoke comes out. Not even a bang*
NebbieQ: D!
NebbieQ: *Does not sound amused.*
Der DWSage: o_o
Der DWSage: The HELL?
NebbieQ: IM: Oh for the love of!
A Rockin SN: *blinks and spins the "gun" in his hand, before offering it to Neb*
A Rockin SN: Want to try it?
Der DWSage: *Grabs beret off head...and before their very eyes, it changes to a blade!* Ye...what was that you were trying to do?
NebbieQ: I'll pass. <_< What were you-whoa there, Tolaris!
NebbieQ: It wasn't real, it was just a prank.
A Rockin SN: *jumps back as it happens, a darkish aura appearing in a hand* Oy, oy oy... I'm tame!
Der DWSage: ...Right. Sorry, edgy after dealing with yon asshole-for-brains.
NebbieQ: *Sighs* Now that nobody's trying to kill each other...
Der DWSage: *Holds it up, and it turns back to cape-beret as he replaces it on his head.*
NebbieQ: D, this is Tolaris. Tolaris, D.
NebbieQ: We met each other a while back, and we were catching up for a bit in the inn.
A Rockin SN: *lowers his hand as the aura disappears*
Der DWSage: *Nods, extends hand himself* Nice to meet you...and now that I think there's no danger, I'm going to get started on searching in Glass Square.
NebbieQ: Alright then. Good luck.
Der DWSage: I pray I won't need it.
Der DWSage: *Walks off. Little does he know that within of minutes, he will be vomited on, assaulted, and generally disturbed by Doma's 'finest.'*
NebbieQ: (Gaurd: This will never get old.)
A Rockin SN: Uhm...
A Rockin SN: Interesting fellow.
NebbieQ: *Shrugs* Usually he's more laid back.
Der DWSage: (Night all.)
NebbieQ: (Night.)
OMG Dirty has left the room.
NebbieQ: Anyways, I need to head back to work now. You can come along if you want.
A Rockin SN: *happily* WOW! You'd trust me not to break anything?
A Rockin SN: *beams happily*
NebbieQ: Weeeelll...we'll just have to make sure you stay near the food.
A Rockin SN: Oooh, food. Count me in!
NebbieQ: Still, I won't be able to do much talking once we get to the store. I'll be pretty busy.
A Rockin SN: (Serias: You'll be too busy BREAKING SAMURAI.)
NebbieQ: (Neb: Oh, that was over a year ago. Suck it up, pansy.)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (Over a year and a half, I think.)
A Rockin SN: (Yeah.)
NebbieQ: (I still have the screen name in reserve, though!)
NebbieQ: We can talk on the way there, though.
NebbieQ: *Begins walking once more*
NebbieQ: ...what is that thing, anyways?
A Rockin SN: Oh. A smoke gun.
A Rockin SN: *aims it at the air, and it lets out a small ball of smoke, which simply disperses*
NebbieQ: Huh. What does it use?
A Rockin SN: That's a secret, of course.
NebbieQ: Let me guess...it's powered by all the hot air you're full of?
NebbieQ: *Winks*
A Rockin SN: *grins* And all it does is shoot smoke? I think not!
NebbieQ: Oh, how mysterious! I am truly in awe of your new toy.
A Rockin SN: I can't blame you, so am I
A Rockin SN: *!
NebbieQ: So, where'd you pick that thing up? I hope you aren't visiting my competition.
A Rockin SN: What do you mean? I made it myself.
NebbieQ: ...really?
NebbieQ: Huh. I'm actually impressed. o_o
A Rockin SN: *chuckling* It's my pastime.
NebbieQ: I remember that you were always tinkering with stuff, usually for a prank.
NebbieQ: It's nice to see that you actually did something productive with it...well, relatively that is.
A Rockin SN: *happily* What? I made plenty of productive things!
NebbieQ: Like?
A Rockin SN: *ponder* Well...
TheWaiChibiAngel has left the room.
A Rockin SN: A really, really, really loud bomb that makes lots of light?
A Rockin SN: ... I dunno.
NebbieQ: ...that could be useful in the right situation, if you needed a distraction. >.9
NebbieQ: I don't suppose you have any more of them.
A Rockin SN: The guns or the bombs?
NebbieQ: The bombs.
A Rockin SN: I could try making some...
A Rockin SN: I could go blind or deaf, but by Ishtar I'm going to try~!
A Rockin SN: *nodnod*
NebbieQ: Just make sure that Kilra doesn't kill you in the process, okay?
A Rockin SN: What? Are you kidding?
A Rockin SN: I'd never experiment while Kilra's around.
A Rockin SN: (Holy crap.)
A Rockin SN: (I just realized I only ate two pieces of bread yesterday and today. O_o)
NebbieQ: (That explains a lot.)
A Rockin SN: (e_e Like?)
NebbieQ: (The fact that even I could bodyslam you, despite height differences.)
NebbieQ: (Anyways, write yourself out of the RP and hasten yourself to the kitchen!)
NebbieQ: (It's late enough in Malta to claim that you're just getting breakfast.)
A Rockin SN: (... You can bodyslam me?)
A Rockin SN: (Not even Shini can. e_e)
A Rockin SN: Not with anything of any danger anyway.
A Rockin SN: After all, it would be unfitting if I died or got hurt in an accident of my creation! Death and injury are for adventures.
NebbieQ: *Chuckles* No wonder you get along so well.
A Rockin SN: (I fixed something up, don't worry. =P)
NebbieQ: (Okiedoke.)
NebbieQ: *And soon, they come to the store, and Neb heads in.* I'll talk to you later.
NebbieQ: (And I need to leave. :-( I need sleep soon, and I have to take care of some things first.)
A Rockin SN: Okeys! *follows!*
NebbieQ: <Aaaand...they're in>
NebbieQ: </End RP>
NebbieQ has left the room.
Der DWSage has left the room.