Conversation with airsalmonflyingcirclesrp at 2005-10-03 21:45:55 on Female Pretense (aim)

(21:45:56) Female Pretense entered the room.
(21:46:19) Der DWSage entered the room.
(21:46:28) KnightsofSquare entered the room.
(21:46:49) T3chn0Namagomi entered the room.
(21:47:01) Papa Tymisonn entered the room.
(21:47:14) TaiarSV entered the room.
(21:47:20) TaiarSV: (Bastiches?!)
(21:47:22) TaiarSV left the room.
(21:47:27) Syra Zemyla entered the room.
(21:47:27) DarkLordKelne entered the room.
(21:47:28) Der DWSage: (Bastiches.)
(21:47:42) Idran1701 entered the room.
(21:47:58) Besyanteo entered the room.
(21:48:09) Bes: (?)
(21:48:12) Syra Zemyla: (OMG!)
(21:48:20) Arch mage144 entered the room.
(21:48:26) Dianington: (WE ARE TRYING TO START AN RP)
(21:48:28) Brian/2: (*is invited to an RP*)
(21:48:38) Bes: (To all you, I say: HAMMER)
(21:48:38) Kelne: (I tell you now that I'll be lurking.)
(21:48:43) Brian/2: (*is in a lab and will soon be packing up his laptop, grabbing Ashley from work and walking her home*)
(21:48:45) Dianington: (ALSO I do not have Ashley's Kettakakakakaiaiaiai SN)
(21:48:52) Dianington: oic :[
(21:49:01) Bes: o rly?
(21:49:03) Dianington: Kelne's a jerk. :'[
(21:49:05) Der DWSage: (Now, let's start on RP?)
(21:49:08) Dianington: ya rly
(21:49:11) Bes: o rly?
(21:49:14) Dianington: (owl)
(21:49:22) Bes: Yes
(21:49:35) Dianington: WAIT
(21:49:49) Dianington: have we invited everyone possible? :'(
(21:49:56) Brian/2: (Mekta sekta Kai)
(21:49:59) Dianington: who may possibly want to RP?
(21:50:00) Brian/2: (She isn't online anyway)
(21:50:03) Dianington: thanks, Brian!
(21:50:08) Dianington: yeah, but I can add it to my list now
(21:50:11) Der DWSage: *Waves hand energetically!*
(21:50:39) Idranni: *will probably also be called a jerk* :(
(21:50:48) Dianington: JERK
(21:50:51) Brian/2: It might be setak, I forget.
(21:51:04) OMG Dirty entered the room.
(21:51:06) Papa Tymisonn: No, it's satak.
(21:51:14) Brian/2: Thank you.
(21:51:23) Nuestra Señorita de Piñas: (halloo.)
(21:51:25) Zero entered the room.
(21:51:30) Brian/2: I don't speak that language.
(21:51:43) Disco King Kyle: (Sorry dudes, but I have physics to wrassle with :( )
(21:51:48) Der DWSage: (Lies.)
(21:51:52) Der DWSage: (Filthy, filthy lies.)
(21:51:58) Brian/2: You are not forgiven.
(21:51:59) Dianington: wrassle quickly and then join
(21:52:00) Disco King Kyle: (PHYSICS)
(21:52:01) Dianington: >:
(21:52:07) Dianington: only then will forgiveness be given
(21:52:13) Disco King Kyle: (No, because after physics I have Arrested Development with Idran.)
(21:52:19) Disco King Kyle: (We're TV Buddies! ;D)
(21:52:28) Disco King Kyle: (Isn't that right, Idran?)
(21:52:30) TheWaiChibiAngel entered the room.
(21:53:00) Lintmancer entered the room.
(21:53:01) Dianington: (HA)
(21:53:02) THENinjaRabbi entered the room.
(21:53:04) Supercalibanjilistic: What the shit?
(21:53:08) Der DWSage: (ANYHOW! Should we, perhaps, start a Guard RP? Or should we RP in the park/in a bar/IN SPACE?)
(21:53:09) Dianington: (double HA!)
(21:53:12) Supercalibanjilistic: (What is all this crazy nonsense)
(21:53:22) Dianington: (Banj will RP, RIGHT?)
(21:53:25) Dianington: ( >: )
(21:53:26) Papa Tymisonn: (Dae's in, if you want him.)
(21:53:26) Supercalibanjilistic: (I what.)
(21:53:29) Supercalibanjilistic: (What are you people on about.)
(21:53:54) Bes: (Bleh. Distracted, anyway. I might be in in a while)
(21:54:00) Zero left the room.
(21:54:12) Dianington: (RPing, natch)
(21:54:14) Der DWSage: (Hm, hm, hm...)
(21:54:30) Dianington: (dunno about a guard RP. I can't GM on spur. Can YOU? >.>)
(21:54:46) Der DWSage: (Not really.)
(21:54:48) T3chn0Namagomi: (Eh. I'm considering character options, based on where the RP would be.)
(21:54:49) Dianington: (park/bar/SPACE is fine. Park is good.)
(21:54:50) Teddygori, wai: (GRIFF COULD BOSS PEOPLE AROUND.)
(21:54:54) Teddygori, wai: (But I'm distracted.)
(21:54:56) Teddygori, wai: (So he won't.)
(21:54:56) Papa Tymisonn: (I used to... but, the result was things like Phallicman...)
(21:55:01) Syra Zemyla: (I wouldn't mind a guard RP.)
(21:55:07) Papa Tymisonn: (It was good, but I think I'd like to be better._
(21:55:09) Syra Zemyla: (I have 2 characters who have joined the guard!)
(21:56:24) Bes: (looks up* Guard? What?)
(21:56:31) Dianington: point being in a guard RP, someone'd need to GM, or else'd it'd likely just wind up in the
(21:56:32) Dianington: same park/bar/SPACE/blah situation. >.>
(21:56:37) Teddygori, wai: (You know what?0
(21:56:49) Teddygori, wai: (Everyone who has a guard character should IM me, so I have a roster of them.)
(21:56:55) Papa Tymisonn: (... *will attempt to multitask, and type out something he's already written*)
(21:57:15) Papa Tymisonn: (... what's the most common script-type font?)
(21:57:15) Der DWSage: (*Awaits decision*)
(21:57:52) Nuestra Señorita de Piñas: (I have no guards.)
(21:58:04) Dianington: doman marketplace
(21:58:07) Dianington: midday
(21:58:12) Dianington: start your characters
(21:58:15) Teddygori, wai: (Midday...LIKE YOUR MOM!?)
(21:58:17) Dianington: RAWR. >:0
(21:58:20) Papa Tymisonn: (Lex: And if you did, you'd blow them up with firecrackers.)
(21:58:24) T3chn0Namagomi: (None, though I have a character idea who might fit in the guards.)
(21:58:25) Dianington: (OSNAP)
(21:58:52) Syra Zemyla: (There are many guards in the castle!)
(21:59:47) Dianington: It's another beautiful day in the Doman marketplace. The sun is shining, birds are singing, and
(21:59:56) Dianington: merchants are, of course, merchanting.
(22:00:00) Teddygori, wai: (And?! AND?!)
(22:00:50) Dianington: *Sizreina--hair tied up in a ponytail--is sitting on a wooden crate, reciting this as Domans bustle past*
(22:01:26) Supercalibanjilistic: (Doma: Do you mean, like, code-script?)
(22:01:36) Dianington: *She's seated next to a fruit vender, whose customers are giving her strange looks and pointing*
(22:01:45) Idranni: (I assume he means cursive-script, Banj.)
(22:01:48) Arch mage144 left the room.
(22:02:09) Supercalibanjilistic: (Ah. I like Amaze for that purpose.)
(22:02:12) Der DWSage: *And apporaching quickly from the left, dressed in the robes of a White Mage and struggling with a rather heavy bag...well, heavy for someone two foot nothing, is a blue-white Moogle!*
(22:02:23) Arch mage144 entered the room.
(22:02:37) Syra Zemyla: (Now what is Dahlia's color?)
(22:02:47) Syra Zemyla: (Ah, right, this is it.)
(22:03:03) Dianington: What do you think of the weather today, Mr. Merchant? Do you think it will rain? ^9.9^
(22:03:16) Der DWSage: <_< Ishtar, I hope not.
(22:03:22) Nuestra Señorita de Piñas: (this is CI, or plotted?)
(22:03:44) Dianington: *looks up to the sky, and proceeds to answer her own question*
(22:03:47) Dianington: Why, miss, I don't believe it wi--Ah? ^6.6^ Oh, hell!
(22:03:50) Dianington: (CIRP)
(22:03:54) Dianington: *hello
(22:04:02) Dianington: (lag. D:)
(22:04:39) Der DWSage: Hello to you too. *Grunts as he puts the bag down for a moment-it seems to be filled with herbs!*
(22:05:00) Arch mage144 left the room.
(22:05:01) Nuestra Señorita de Piñas: (w00t)
(22:05:07) Dianington: *sniffs daintily--there's no scent of anything like dragonnip or catnip, is there?*
(22:05:14) Nuestra Señorita de Piñas: <Elan Ill Bast>
(22:05:31) Der DWSage: *None, unfortunately.* Name's Kumo. You?
(22:05:53) Nuestra Señorita de Piñas: (My friend is giving rpgww a shot, yo. she's joining in.)
(22:05:53) AngeloState606 entered the room.
(22:05:55) Dianington: Siz~! <^_^> Pleased to meet you!
(22:06:01) Dianington: (neato. Hello!)
(22:06:10) Nuestra Señorita de Piñas: (Guys, this is Tara. She's neat.)
(22:06:10) Syra Zemyla: (Yay!)
(22:06:13) AngeloState606: howdy
(22:06:20) Der DWSage: (Kay. Hiya Tara.)
(22:06:20) Dianington: (oh hey, I know that name.)
(22:06:20) AngeloState606: i'm totally neat
(22:06:25) Nuestra Señorita de Piñas: (in parenthesis. we're in rp.)
(22:06:33) Nuestra Señorita de Piñas: (This is for OOC comments.)
(22:06:40) AngeloState606: (okeedokee)
(22:06:51) Dianington: (heheh)
(22:07:31) Syra Zemyla: (What does Doman guard armor look like?)
(22:07:47) Dianington: (kinda like what Mario wears.)
(22:07:49) Greater Mike: (It has bunnies painted on it.)
(22:07:59) Bes: (No clue. PC guards don't seem to use standard uniform.)
(22:08:05) Dianington: (Actually, I think someone drew fanart sometime of it. Damned if I know where it is on the site)
(22:08:08) Greater Mike: (they're all REBELS)
(22:08:11) Der DWSage: *Holds up a hand* Same here. Good day out, but I -really- hope there's no rain.
(22:08:14) Dianington: (I'll hunt later if you like. I'm RPing. D:)
(22:08:22) Syra Zemyla: (Oh, then they wear the orange jumpsuits?)
(22:08:22) Bes: (I'm not RPing, so I'll hunt now!)
(22:08:24) Dianington: (also, someone created a Salmon OOC chat)
(22:08:29) Dianington: (try Pervy
(22:08:37) Dianington: (s sister's art, Bes)
(22:08:41) Dianington: (I HAVE A HUNCH
(22:08:44) Bes: (Kay!)
(22:08:46) Dianington: (fucking parenthesis)
(22:09:32) Dianington: ^o.o^ Weeeell...there's no clouds, and it's not really windy, so it probably won't rain.
(22:09:42) Dianington: That's how it is in Doma...I think...
(22:09:45) Dianington: ^9.9^
(22:10:11) Der DWSage: Usually...I just don't want it to rain so that it doesn't screw up my performance.
(22:10:12) Dianington: Or was that Lissar...Lissarin...Linnas...
(22:10:13) Bes: (Closest things avaliable that PErvy's sister has done: Doman Guard Emblem,)
(22:10:14) Syra Zemyla: *And from the right, wearing standard Doman guard armor (whatever that may be) is a black-haired female guard.*
(22:10:24) Bes: (And pictures of the capn, Griff, and Hamilton)
(22:10:40) Dianington: Lirnas...Lirsan...Lannas...
(22:10:49) Dianington: Liiiiiinnnnnnnaaaaarrrrssss...
(22:10:50) Bes: (... Also, a picture of Dia telling someone to get off her damn lawn!)
(22:10:52) LadyMarguessan entered the room.
(22:10:56) Der DWSage: *Waits!*
(22:11:17) Bes: ( DAMN KIDS. >_< )
(22:11:21) Teddygori, wai: (ALSO:)
(22:11:36) LadyMarguessan: ((*has no idea what is going on but joins anyway*))
(22:11:48) Teddygori, wai: (Uniform depends on the person. I believe there's robes, padded armor, and full out armor.)
(22:11:54) Dianington: Hm... Oh, well, I guess it doesn't matter. ^o.o^
(22:12:03) Dianington: *waits a moment* .....Performance?
(22:12:09) Syra Zemyla: (Well, this wouldn't be the full-plate, but it's fairly substantial armor.)
(22:12:10) Dianington: *tilts head*
(22:12:15) Dianington: ( Salmon OOC SHIT )
(22:12:20) Dianington: (go chat!)
(22:12:24) AngeloState606: (i love salmon)
(22:12:36) Teddygori, wai: (Guards wouldn't have full plate.)
(22:12:39) AngeloState606: (you could hook me up to a salmon IV and i'd be good)
(22:12:51) Teddygori, wai: (They'd have chainmail, at the best. Plate is expensive and hard to move around in.)
(22:13:02) Bes: (... Wut.)
(22:13:12) Greater Mike: (I eat my food off of plates)
(22:13:16) Greater Mike: (YOUR THESIS IS REFUTED)
(22:13:27) Bes: ( x_X )
(22:13:35) Syra Zemyla: (Link to the OOC chat?)
(22:14:13) Dianington: (Salmon OOC SHIT)
(22:14:20) Syra Zemyla: *She stands there, enforcing order by her very presence!*
(22:14:31) Dianington: ( aim:GoChat?RoomName=salmonoocshit )
(22:15:09) Der DWSage: (Gah, BRB.)
(22:15:21) Dianington: *notes guard* IM: I supposed I shouldn't play any tricks, then. <u_u> *mentally deflated*
(22:15:27) Der DWSage: Actuallly...can you watch my bag for a sec? I have to find a bathroom real fast.
(22:15:41) Der DWSage: *Goes without waiting for answer!*
(22:15:44) Dianington: ^o.o^ Okaaaay.
(22:15:51) Dianington: ^>.>^ Fast little things.
(22:16:08) Dianington: *scoops up bag and wraps her arms around it, while resting her chin atop it*
(22:16:37) Dianington: ...And so, our heroine was abandoned with only a bag of stuff to remember him by!
(22:17:08) Dianington: Would he return? Would she ever see him again? Was there chocolate inside the bag?
(22:17:12) Dianington: Only time could tell!
(22:17:16) Syra Zemyla: (Is she saying that?)
(22:17:22) Dianington: (yes)
(22:17:41) Syra Zemyla: (How do I tell them that I have no internal monologue?)
(22:19:28) Dianington: ...Mmm, chocolate.
(22:19:45) Dianington: *swishes tail, and eyes the bag*
(22:20:01) AngeloState606: (chocolate! you could hook me up to a chocolate IV, tooo)
(22:21:32) Dianington: ...^>.>^
(22:21:52) Syra Zemyla: *she >_>s at the person monologuing*
(22:22:01) Dianington: But she couldn't do it. She couldn't betray that trust that had been placed in her. No!
(22:22:17) Dianington: She would rather STARVE than do something so dishonorable!
(22:22:20) Dianington: *drama~!*
(22:22:45) Dianington: *complete with hand to the forehead and arched back, as if to faint*
(22:23:57) Dianington: Oh, HOW will our heroine survive this insufferably cruel fate?
(22:24:09) AngeloState606 left the room.
(22:24:12) Dianington: To perish from famine while awaiting the return of the short stranger who asked her to watch his bag!
(22:24:22) Mekta satak kai entered the room.
(22:24:26) Dianington: It is just too--too much!
(22:24:30) Mekta satak kai: (Damn.)
(22:24:43) Syra Zemyla: (Who is Mekta satak kai?)
(22:24:57) Mekta satak kai: (Three words. Third word Kai.)
(22:25:16) Dianington: *collapses backwards into a boneless-looking little pile of catgirl sprawled over bag and box*
(22:25:25) Syra Zemyla: (Ah. ANd the color should have clued me in too.)
(22:27:43) Dianington: *and...is not moving*
(22:28:02) Arch mage144 entered the room.
(22:28:10) Syra Zemyla: *Mentally puts her into the "crazy but harmless" category*
(22:28:18) Dianington: ( aim:GoChat?RoomName=salmonoocshit )
(22:28:21) Syra Zemyla: IM: I doubt anyone has died from drama.
(22:29:34) T3chn0Namagomi: *Meanwhile, a very distinguishable figure is walking along. Maybe it's because of her red hair, tied into a ponytail. Maybe it's because she's wearing gauntlets with studded leather. Maybe it's because she's facking tall.*
(22:29:47) Syra Zemyla: (How facking tall?)
(22:30:16) Supercalibanjilistic: (Holy'Shit")
(22:31:09) Papa Tymisonn left the room.
(22:32:11) T3chn0Namagomi: *Likely tall enough for people to actually theorize the possibility of her not having to look up to look Griff in the eyes if she so had to*
(22:33:09) Syra Zemyla: IM: Hmm, that one bears watching.
(22:33:22) Bes: (BUT CAN SHE STARE DOWN CHOKO?!)
(22:33:30) Dianington: *starts humming--not humming a tune, but humming like a drone of bees*
(22:34:44) T3chn0Namagomi: *Of course, we also have the fact that she seems to be carrying some concealed edged implement of killing. And that feral, hardedged appearance to herself in general. And the gold eyes. Yes, gold.*
(22:37:26) T3chn0Namagomi: *She nonetheless seems to be walking along, looking around half-curious half-disinterested*
(22:39:28) Dianington: Vvzzzzzz...
(22:39:46) Dianington: *tail begins to flip, an ear twitches*
(22:39:58) Syra Zemyla: IM: Unfortunately, I can't watch all of the people here who have concealed implements of killing...
(22:40:05) Dianington: *and then--silence*
(22:40:15) Dianington: ...it's boring being dead.
(22:40:21) Dianington: *sits up and rubs her eyes*
(22:41:42) KnightsofSquare left the room.
(22:42:36) T3chn0Namagomi: *not noticing anything of interest...yet...she then accidentally bumps her foot against Siz*
(22:42:59) KnightsofSquare entered the room.
(22:43:12) Dianington: *bumped* Oh, my foot! ^o.o^!
(22:43:33) Dianington: Pardon me--oh, didn't I see you yesterday?
(22:43:37) T3chn0Namagomi: ...What are you doing? *looking down*
(22:43:43) Dianington: Oh, oh! Shocking good lighting woman!
(22:43:49) T3chn0Namagomi: (XD)
(22:43:50) Dianington: Good to see you again!
(22:44:01) Dianington: Do you have any ducks today?
(22:44:18) Dianington: *is sitting on a crate near a fruit stand, but doesn't seem to hear the question!*
(22:44:26) T3chn0Namagomi: No. I am not hungry as of this moment.
(22:44:36) T3chn0Namagomi: Thus, I have not hunted yet.
(22:44:44) Dianington: Oh, okay. That makes a lot of sense!
(22:45:22) Dianington: I'm kinda hungry. I think I may buy some fruit from here. *looks over at the kiosk* But I shouldn't go far away.
(22:45:32) Dianington: *looks at the bag she's holding* I'm watching this for someone.
(22:46:07) T3chn0Namagomi: ...*walks over, then seems to try to look in the bag herself without asking permission*
(22:47:46) Dianington: ^o.o^ ^6.6^ *opens the bag and shuffles around* Yeah, I was wondering if there was chocolate inside...
(22:48:23) T3chn0Namagomi: *opens the bag and takes a sniff to see what might be in there*
(22:48:43) Syra Zemyla: *starts to step over, then stops* IM: As long as they don't take anything out...
(22:49:46) Dianington: *siiighs* I wish he would have let me known how long to expect him to be gone...
(22:49:57) Dianington: *starts kicking her legs against the box she's sitting on, making a tha-thump, tha-thump noise*
(22:50:30) Dianington: *Grunts as he puts the bag down for a moment-it seems to be filled with herbs!*
(22:50:41) Dianington: *that was Trev's description*
(22:50:46) Dianington: *so it's probably full of herbs*
(22:50:52) Dianington: ^6.6^ Hmmm...no catnip...
(22:50:54) Syra Zemyla: (Happy herbs?)
(22:51:01) Dianington: *closes the bag up delicately*
(22:51:12) T3chn0Namagomi: ...Unusual.
(22:51:44) Dianington: He mentioned something about performing--maybe he does stage magic. Like, throw this plant into fire,
(22:51:45) Dianington: and it goes KAPOW!
(22:51:52) Dianington: in a very spectacular manner.
(22:51:56) Dianington: ^o.o^
(22:52:07) Dianington: Or maybe they're special moogle drugs.
(22:52:17) Dianington: Like...moogle nip. Or moogle dust, or something.
(22:52:23) T3chn0Namagomi: ...What is a "moogle"?
(22:52:26) Der DWSage: *At that moment, Kumo comes back!*
(22:52:44) Der DWSage: >_> What are you doing with my potion ingredients?
(22:52:51) Dianington: Oh, potions!
(22:52:57) Dianington: That's what they could also be used for!
(22:53:01) Dianington: That would make a lot of sense.
(22:53:03) Dianington: <^_^>
(22:53:48) Der DWSage: ...
(22:53:52) T3chn0Namagomi: (Kumo's the moogle, right?)
(22:53:56) Der DWSage: (Aye.)
(22:54:04) Syra Zemyla: *relaxes and smiles*
(22:54:05) Der DWSage: (Wearing WM robes, no less.)
(22:54:07) T3chn0Namagomi: *turns, looking down at the moogle*
(22:54:11) Dianington: ^o.o^ You were gone a long time. *Holds bag out with both hands* Here's your stuff!
(22:54:40) T3chn0Namagomi: *Her gold eyes seem to be studying Kumo a decent bit*
(22:54:45) Dianington: *Kumo will find it all in order--which is exactly why Sizreina is not going to explain that*
(22:54:49) Der DWSage: *Takes, grunts with effort as he takes it! Hey, he's tiny. Give 'im a break.* I know...got held up by a crazy guy who insisted I buy stuff if I was to use his bathroom.
(22:54:50) Besyanteo left the room.
(22:54:53) Dianington: Kumo isn't a duck, don't worry.
(22:55:05) Der DWSage: When it was a private house, not a shop.
(22:55:20) T3chn0Namagomi: ...He looks tasty.
(22:55:23) Der DWSage: >_>
(22:55:31) Der DWSage: I assure you, I'd give you indigestion.
(22:55:35) TheWaiChibiAngel left the room.
(22:56:32) OMG Dirty left the room.
(22:56:46) Dianington: There are stupid things to eat, it's better to eat them, than someone who can fix your house,
(22:56:48) Dianington: or make you feel better if you're sick. ^9.9^
(22:57:08) Der DWSage: *Holds out robes* I've studied black magic, too.
(22:57:10) T3chn0Namagomi: ...He still looks like he'd taste good.
(22:57:14) Dianington: ...Besides, he's so cute and little, you just want to pick him up and HUGE him!
(22:57:17) Dianington: *does so!*
(22:57:20) Syra Zemyla: (Dammit, I picked the wrong character, and I have to go soon.)
(22:57:21) Dianington: <^____^>
(22:57:25) Der DWSage: *Hugged!*
(22:57:36) Dianington: *squees slightly!*
(22:57:37) Der DWSage: *Looks like he can't breath!*
(22:57:42) Der DWSage: breathe*
(22:57:43) Dianington: *puts Kumo back down*
(22:57:59) Dianington: Oh, are you hungry now? Are you going to shock a duck?
(22:58:04) Dianington: I didn't get to see yesterday!
(22:58:12) Der DWSage: >_>
(22:58:20) Der DWSage: ...I shock back. Don't even think about it.
(22:58:21) T3chn0Namagomi: ...There are no ducks in the immediate area to hunt.
(22:58:31) Syra Zemyla: *And she goes off shift!*
(22:58:39) Dianington: The park is nearby.
(22:58:40) Syra Zemyla left the room.
(22:58:58) Dianington: Well, I can buy you some food from a store, too. Or some fruit right here. ^o.o^
(22:59:16) T3chn0Namagomi: ...Store?
(22:59:34) Der DWSage: ...Place of business. Where people trade currency for goods. Store.
(23:00:02) T3chn0Namagomi: I lack the resources to buy food, and it would not make sense for one to buy food for another.
(23:00:07) Dianington: *goes and buys a few pieces of fruit, and comes back, offering a piece to Kumo, and one to Shocking Dragon*
(23:00:14) Dianington: ^o.o^
(23:00:22) OMG Priam entered the room.
(23:00:24) T3chn0Namagomi: ...*sniffs the fruit*
(23:00:39) Der DWSage: *Refuses!* Already had something to eat, but thanks.
(23:00:52) Der DWSage: *Pokes about in the bag, vaguely double-checking his shopping list*
(23:01:03) Dianington: *munches down on her piece* Kayf.
(23:01:12) Dianington: Try it! It's okay for dragons.
(23:01:33) Mekta satak kai: *a fox sniffs The Amazing Lightning Woman's leg*
(23:02:32) Der DWSage: >_>
(23:02:37) Der DWSage: IM:Bad idea, little foxxy.
(23:02:58) T3chn0Namagomi: *touches her tongue to the fruit...and looks down at the fox*
(23:03:04) Mekta satak kai: *Behind the fox is an elf of medium height with grey hair that stands up like dandilion seeds*
(23:03:34) Dianington: *all the cool kids are noticing the fox* ^6.6^
(23:03:36) Der DWSage: 9_9 Hey there.
(23:03:38) Mekta satak kai: *She's wearing a green kaftan-type outfit, and by the amount of green one might guess at her station in life. She's totally a Druid.*
(23:03:48) Mekta satak kai: Alex, sit.
(23:03:52) Mekta satak kai: Fox: *sits*
(23:03:54) Der DWSage: *Is all of two feet high. Middle-height = Totally towering over him*
(23:03:58) Dianington: It's a doggy!
(23:04:04) Mekta satak kai: Shake, Alex.
(23:04:10) Mekta satak kai: Alex: *offers a paw*
(23:04:47) Dianington: *reaches down and shakes the offered paw* <n_n>
(23:04:54) Mekta satak kai: *w to Alex* What'd the lady smell like? ...Heh.
(23:05:13) Mekta satak kai: Anyway. *grabs an apple off the cart and flicks money over to pay for it*
(23:05:32) Mekta satak kai: *proceeds to savage the apple, occasionally taking pieces off and offering them to the fox*
(23:05:41) Der DWSage: Hm...
(23:05:45) Dianington: ^o.o^ I smell like dragon. A little boy told me so yesterday.
(23:05:55) Der DWSage: 9_9 Ah, miss? Are you a Druid?
(23:06:00) Dianington: ^u_u^ and I tried so hard to be a fiddler crab...
(23:06:18) Mekta satak kai: Yup.
(23:06:25) T3chn0Namagomi: *seems to be cautiously tasting the piece of fruit*
(23:06:32) Dianington: *it's fruit!*
(23:06:35) Adam 2d3: (locale?)
(23:06:38) Dianington: *probably pretty sweet*
(23:06:43) Der DWSage: (Doma Market.)
(23:06:43) Dianington: *Doman marketplace, middayish*
(23:06:50) Mekta satak kai: And I wasn't talking about you. He was smelling her. *points rather openly at the lady whose name isn't Syntax*
(23:06:56) Dianington: *near a fruitstand, and boy is that vendor freaking out by now*
(23:07:11) Dianington: Oh, my mistake. ^o.o^ I'm sorry.
(23:07:16) Der DWSage: Tell me, do you believe that eating all plant life is fine, or only seed-producing fruit and vegetables?
(23:07:30) Dianington: *blink*
(23:07:46) Mekta satak kai: What? I eat what's good for me. What kind of question is that?
(23:08:08) Mekta satak kai: *feeds Alex more apple and takes another bite*
(23:08:16) Der DWSage: *Shrugs* Just one of curiosity. I know another Druid of the latter kind, and he's kinda...crazy. He thinks doom and destruction is coming to Doma.
(23:08:26) T3chn0Namagomi: ...o.o *nibbles on it*
(23:08:28) Mekta satak kai: It probably isn't.
(23:09:04) Der DWSage: Well, given the fact that it is Doma, it probably is. But people will be able to handle it, too.
(23:09:06) Dianington: ^o.o^ *watches the fox, the most interesting craeture present at this point in time!*
(23:09:25) Mekta satak kai: Wouldn't do any good to bring doom here. I mean, what's the use? Everyone here is so jaded.
(23:09:39) Mekta satak kai: Alex: *sniffs Siz cautiously*
(23:09:56) Mekta satak kai: *Alex waves his tail back and forth a little*
(23:10:09) Mekta satak kai: *apple BITE*
(23:10:26) Dianington: <^_^> Hello, Mr. ...Alex, is it? Pleasure. Would you care for some fruit? *offers a bit of her bannana*
(23:10:40) Der DWSage: And if they're not jaded, they band together into a rag-tag group and totally kick the ass of whatever the latest evil is.
(23:10:46) Mekta satak kai: *Alex gingerly takes it from her and eats it*
(23:10:55) Dianington: <n_n> *JOY*
(23:11:08) Mekta satak kai: That too. They even do that outside of Doma, which is always convenient for everyone else.
(23:11:12) Mekta satak kai: Or at least it was for us.
(23:11:34) Mekta satak kai: Oh, and little girl? He's a knight, if you're interested. You can just call him Alex. He doesn't care.
(23:11:42) Mekta satak kai: But it's technically Sir Alex. *grin*
(23:12:24) OMG Priam left the room.
(23:12:25) Der DWSage: *Sniggers* Yeah...
(23:12:31) Der DWSage: That brings back some memories...
(23:12:38) Dianington: Thank you. You're very polite, Sir Alex. <^_^>
(23:12:56) Dianington: I'm glad I was able to meet you today.
(23:13:34) OMG Priam entered the room.
(23:13:40) Mekta satak kai: Alex: *sits next to her and places his head on her expectantly as if to say, "Now there will be attention."*
(23:14:22) Mekta satak kai: *finishes her apple, crunching through the core and sucking out the juice*
(23:14:28) Mekta satak kai: Those are awesome.
(23:14:30) Dianington: *scritches his head and behind his ears obediently, smirking a bit*
(23:15:07) Mekta satak kai: *gets another apple and starts in*
(23:15:29) T3chn0Namagomi: *seems to have walked off...in the direction of the park again. Poor ducks.*
(23:15:35) Mekta satak kai: So. What are the crazy city-dwellers up to today? Any insane adventures in the works?
(23:16:25) Der DWSage: Does shopping for White Mages count?
(23:16:35) Dianington: Petting foxes. ^n_n^
(23:16:46) Der DWSage: *Opens bag full of dried herbs! Probably ten-fifteen pounds worth!*
(23:16:47) Mekta satak kai: That depends. What are you buying them for?
(23:16:56) Adam 2d3: *a very loud rumbling sound approaches*
(23:17:05) Dianington: ^o.o^
(23:17:14) Mekta satak kai: (Is that the damned Corolla?)
(23:17:15) Der DWSage: General potions...do you hear that, or am I going crazy again?
(23:17:44) Adam 2d3: *getting louder, and louder, and then apparently passing by, since it becomes a little softer before it turns off altogether.* (Yep!)
(23:18:17) Mekta satak kai: I heard. *snaps her fingers at Alex and runs off in that direction*
(23:18:21) Mekta satak kai: *Alex follows*
(23:18:29) Brian/2: (Oh, the corolla!)
(23:19:32) Dianington: *shakes head*
(23:20:05) Dianington: *looks at Kumo*
(23:20:11) Adam 2d3: *the two come across a machination not unlike a large metal turtle, with four sets of treads along the bottom, at ninety-degree intervals around the thing.*
(23:20:20) Adam 2d3: *Two men seem to be going about the business of twisting knobs and pulling levers on the thing.*
(23:20:29) Mekta satak kai: What the *string of untranslateable Druid profanity*
(23:20:36) Der DWSage: o_o
(23:20:44) Mekta satak kai: *crosses her arms*
(23:20:44) Der DWSage: I second that.
(23:21:31) Adam 2d3: *looks over to the visitors to the sight* Well, that is the last time I listen to you when you say that we can pass that close to the market without attracting attention.
(23:21:36) Mekta satak kai: IM: Freaking insane machinery bullshit with the... whatever. I should try those grapes. They looked good. I wonder what that machine is? Chandler's inventions are so much more useful. I mean, I can transport myself.
(23:22:08) Mekta satak kai: IM: I don't need some machine turtle loud thing.
(23:22:12) Dianington: *wanders over toward the hubbub, slowly*
(23:22:17) Der DWSage: >_>
(23:22:19) Adam 2d3: Pah! They'ull deel with et! This es PRAWGRISS!
(23:22:23) Mekta satak kai: Hey. Who're you? What the thing?
(23:22:24) Der DWSage: *Grabs bag, follows Siz!*
(23:22:26) Mekta satak kai: *What's
(23:22:42) Der DWSage: I think it's progress. Very noisy, loud, smelly progress.
(23:22:46) Adam 2d3: *twist, pull, fasten. Hops off it, and heads in the direction of the market, and more immediately, the visitors*
(23:22:58) Brian/2: *the door of a nearby restaurant FLIES open at light speed and a man dressed in a black coat with absurdly spikey red hair and mechanic's goggles pushed up onto his forehead comes darting out like a rocket*
(23:23:00) Adam 2d3: Ah call et th' Peabody!
(23:23:07) Brian/2: HOLY SHIT! What the hell is making that noise!?
(23:23:09) Der DWSage: ...
(23:23:09) Brian/2: O_O
(23:23:11) Mekta satak kai: *gasp*
(23:23:17) Mekta satak kai: CHANDLER! Hi!
(23:23:22) Brian/2: *spots the Corolla*
(23:23:27) Mekta satak kai: *waves vigorously*
(23:23:30) Brian/2: *notices Yadali*
(23:23:48) Brian/2: *pulls a bottle out of his pocket, pops the top, and pulls deeply at a bubbly brown liquid*
(23:23:48) Dianington: ^9.9^
(23:23:59) Mekta satak kai: *Alex runs over to Chandler and yips at him excitedly*
(23:24:00) Brian/2: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING!?
(23:24:00) Adam 2d3: >_>
(23:24:00) Der DWSage: *For future reference, is two feet tall, wearing White Mage robes, and Mooglish. And carrying a bag half as tall as he is*
(23:24:13) Dianington: *flattens ears*
(23:24:16) Adam 2d3: It's the latest in...er...what did ye call et?
(23:24:18) Dianington: <e_e>
(23:24:25) Adam 2d3: Autoambulatory technological advancement.
(23:24:28) Dianington: *takes a deep breath*
(23:24:32) Brian/2: It's amazing! Did you build it?
(23:24:33) Adam 2d3: Yeh, thet.
(23:24:40) Der DWSage: 9_9 So...a chocobo-less carriage?
(23:24:42) Adam 2d3: Shure ded! *beaming*
(23:24:51) Dianington: *breathes out slowly*
(23:24:52) Der DWSage: To put it in layman's terms?
(23:24:54) Mekta satak kai: IM: Oh, no! Inventors, all of them. This is going to be insane.
(23:24:56) Adam 2d3: WE built it.
(23:25:22) Adam 2d3: It's a craft that can propel itself, without the need for wind, water current, or regular brushing and manure-cleaning.
(23:25:24) Brian/2: You two built it? I'm impressed! This is amazing! It's fascinating! It moves!
(23:25:31) Dianington: (volt cola?)
(23:25:34) Adam 2d3: It shyure doss!
(23:25:37) Brian/2: (Oh yes.)
(23:25:39) Mekta satak kai: IM: But that's okay. Hm. I wonder if I'd like red grapes or green better. Seedless? Should I talk to them? I don't know. They seem content to me.
(23:25:40) Der DWSage: >_>
(23:25:43) Dianington: (with or without added alcohol?)
(23:25:53) Der DWSage: So instead you have regular maintenence and...what do you 'feed' it?
(23:25:54) Mekta satak kai: Who are you people?
(23:25:59) Brian/2: (Without. It's all about the caffeine rush.)
(23:26:22) Adam 2d3: Ooh, sorrey aboat thet. Mah name es Milo, an' this 'ere is Kurt. 'E's from Baron!
(23:26:29) Mekta satak kai: You *points to Milo* and you *points to Kurt*
(23:26:30) Adam 2d3: Well, not Baron itself, but thereabouts.
(23:26:34) Mekta satak kai: *abruptly waves*
(23:26:37) Dianington: *uncharacteristically, does NOT take this opportunity to reintroduce herself to Yadali*
(23:26:48) Mekta satak kai: Hey. Yadali Volpecula at your service. *extravagant bow*
(23:26:51) Dianington: *onoes, is actually mildly miffed by all the LOUD NOISE*
(23:27:06) Der DWSage: <_<
(23:27:07) Adam 2d3: *bows back* *follows suit, after a moment*
(23:27:14) Mekta satak kai: Alex: *is demanding attention from Chandler*
(23:27:18) Der DWSage: *Notes miffedness, ruffles in pockets!*
(23:27:37) Brian/2: Ah, I see. Fascinating, yes! Anyway, I'm Chandler. Chandler Sablemech. An inventor, like yourselves!
(23:27:46) T3chn0Namagomi left the room.
(23:27:52) Adam 2d3: It's gewd t'meet ye, Chandlaer Sablemecch!
(23:28:07) Adam 2d3: You're an inventor?
(23:28:18) Adam 2d3: ...I don't suppose you're skilled in the magical arts as well?
(23:28:39) Der DWSage: *Finally, he pulls out...earplugs! And he hands them to Siz!* Here.
(23:28:43) Mekta satak kai: IM: I don't even want to think about what he'd sound like speaking Druid. Where's Alex? Oh. Over there.
(23:29:41) Adam 2d3: What AM I saying! I beg your collective pardon for interrupting your day. Milo, you can stay here if you like, I'm going to fetch those components.
(23:29:50) Dianington: *notices what's being offered to her and chuckles perking up a bit* Thanks, but I'd like to listen in on this.
(23:29:56) Dianington: It's cute, watching Gaeran progress.
(23:30:00) Der DWSage: Eh.
(23:30:07) Der DWSage: Depends on your definition of 'cute.'
(23:30:08) Dianington: *finds herself a seat and...seats herself*
(23:30:13) Dianington: <^_^>
(23:30:17) Mekta satak kai: My days exist to be interrupted.
(23:30:40) Brian/2: Er, no. No magic here. Not a mage by any means. Don't have the talent. *headshake*
(23:30:50) Dianington: ^>.>^
(23:31:17) Der DWSage: 9_9 Hey! Mister...Milo, was it? What's it use instead of, you know, chocobo feed?
(23:31:18) Adam 2d3: *gives a wry look at Chandler's response. Snaps his fingers, as if to say "aw, shucks."*
(23:31:51) Adam 2d3: Ooh, et uses a spesh'l breuw we make back et home. Uses wool, et does!
(23:31:58) Mekta satak kai: What? How?
(23:31:58) Der DWSage: <_<
(23:32:08) Mekta satak kai: I've used wool for some crazy shit, believe me.
(23:32:11) Mekta satak kai: That never came up.
(23:32:19) Adam 2d3: *goes into market, whilst the others are distracted*
(23:32:28) Der DWSage: In future versions, do you intend to cut down on the smell a bit? If it catches on, I don't want the outside world to smell like...this.
(23:32:29) Brian/2: *raises an eyebrow* What the hell do you need me to be a mage for?
(23:32:35) Adam 2d3: Will, ah guess it's not ektually wool, but et's close.
(23:33:02) Mekta satak kai: It does have kind of an odor. It's not, like... expelling anything is it?
(23:33:14) Adam 2d3: An' th' smell...will, we're testin a buncha thins out on these macheens. Th' noise first an' foermost, ya knoe.
(23:33:14) Der DWSage: Might be a small complaint, but if you want the layman to find it worthwhile...oh dear Ishtar, I'm thinking like Tolaris now.
(23:33:25) Dianington: ^>.>^ *clasps her hands together and rests her chin atop them, watching the goings
(23:33:29) Dianington: *on as if it were a TV drama--or a play*
(23:35:14) Adam 2d3: Ah doan't thenk it's prodyusen anythen, noe. Ah'm not sure we've ever measured et, thogh...
(23:35:30) Mekta satak kai: Hm. Good.
(23:35:44) Mekta satak kai: I'd hate to hate anything so interesting.
(23:36:35) Adam 2d3: Ooh, by th' taime we're dun with et, there woan't be anythen to 'ate!
(23:36:48) Der DWSage: 9_9
(23:36:58) Der DWSage: ...Um...this might be a silly question, but...
(23:37:08) LadyMarguessan left the room.
(23:37:20) Der DWSage: What's to stop people from running over others that aren't in one of these things?
(23:37:33) Mekta satak kai: Same thing that stops me from running over people when I'm a bear.
(23:37:36) Mekta satak kai: *apple bite*
(23:37:40) Dianington: *laughs*
(23:37:42) Brian/2: Yeah, what the hell kind of question is that?
(23:37:52) Brian/2: What's to stop people who have swords from stabbing people who don't have swords?
(23:38:00) Adam 2d3: ^_^
(23:38:04) Mekta satak kai: *snorts and chokes on her apple momentarily*
(23:38:05) Dianington: You need special roads to drive them on, too.
(23:38:25) Adam 2d3: ....hunh?
(23:38:29) Der DWSage: *Shrug* Like I said, silly question.
(23:38:37) Dianington: they'll start to break down quick if you try driving them over mountains
(23:38:54) Adam 2d3: Will, thet's why yew doan't drive 'em on mountens.
(23:38:55) Mekta satak kai: IM: I wonder if Chandler has any Volt. I wonder what grape-flavored Volt would taste like. Probably like grapes and Volt, which doesn't help since I haven't tried grapes.
(23:39:01) Mekta satak kai: Chandler, you like grapes?
(23:39:17) Adam 2d3: .......*idea!*
(23:39:28) Dianington: ^>.>^
(23:39:31) Brian/2: ...yeah, why?
(23:39:35) Mekta satak kai: Nothing.
(23:39:38) Dianington: *tail swish*
(23:39:39) Brian/2: *blinks*
(23:39:44) Brian/2: *drinks*
(23:39:46) Adam 2d3: >_>
(23:39:47) Adam 2d3: <_<
(23:39:59) Adam 2d3: *goes back to the thing*
(23:40:04) Der DWSage: *Looks the machine over critically*
(23:40:10) Mekta satak kai: IM: Hm. I should go get some grapes. Try them with Volt. Maybe if they taste good WITH it, they'll taste good IN it.
(23:40:11) Adam 2d3: *the Peabody, might as well use its name*
(23:40:15) Mekta satak kai: IM:....
(23:40:25) Mekta satak kai: Chandler, you got any more Volt on you?
(23:40:31) Brian/2: What? Yeah. You want one?
(23:40:31) Dianington: IM: Bad Siz. Don't meddle in technology. Bad. Bad.
(23:40:38) Dianington: IM: Think happy, pink thoughts.
(23:40:39) Mekta satak kai: ....Yes, please.
(23:40:43) Dianington: IM: Kumo as a pink moogle.
(23:40:48) Dianington: IM: ...hee hee hee...
(23:40:58) Brian/2: *pulls a bottle out of his coat*
(23:41:02) Mekta satak kai: *grin*
(23:41:06) Der DWSage: (Kumo:I have this sudden urge to throttle someone...how odd. o.o)
(23:41:07) Brian/2: Not totally cold, I'm warning you.
(23:41:12) Adam 2d3: *hops in the thing, apparently banging his head on something inside, accompanied by some sort of swearing. After a period of silence, he reemerges, and seals the thing back down*
(23:41:13) Mekta satak kai: Don't care! Thanks!
(23:41:20) Mekta satak kai: *snatches it and opens it*
(23:41:26) Mekta satak kai: I'll be right back! Alex, come on!
(23:41:33) Mekta satak kai: *runs off toward the market stand*
(23:41:34) Dianington: ^o.o^
(23:41:37) Brian/2: IM: She definitely likes Volt Cola. I'm so proud.
(23:43:07) Dianington: ...hey, Kumo? What was the name of that Dragon lady?
(23:43:11) Dianington: The one who wanted to eat you?
(23:43:15) Dianington: ^o.o^
(23:44:14) Der DWSage: ...I didn't catch it. Why?
(23:44:30) Dianington: I have this feeling I'm wake up one day and hear about her in the news.
(23:44:40) Dianington: *sighs* I hope she doesn't eat anyone.
(23:44:44) Mekta satak kai: *comes running back with some red grapes in one hand and the bottle in the other*
(23:44:47) Dianington: ...Especially not anyone I know.
(23:44:56) Mekta satak kai: Okay. *panting a little* I have an idea.
(23:45:08) Der DWSage: ..
(23:45:27) Mekta satak kai: IwasthinkingthatgrapestastereallygoodbutIhadn'teatenthembeforesoIwantedtotrythemtoseeiftheywouldtastegoodwithVolt....
(23:45:32) Der DWSage: If it's me, listen for the following headline that says, 'Kid Moogle fries local dragon!' That will be me.
(23:45:44) Dianington: ^o.o^ You're a kid?
(23:45:48) Mekta satak kai: AndIthinkthattheydosoIwaswonderingwhatyouthoughtgrape-flavoredVoltwouldtastelike.
(23:45:51) Mekta satak kai: *breathes*
(23:46:08) Dianington: *picks up her tail--with a little bit of effort--and starts playing with it. It's fluffy!*
(23:46:13) Mekta satak kai: *Alex catches up with her, finally*
(23:46:17) Der DWSage: *Nods* Ten years next month. And my race tends to live for about five hundred.
(23:46:33) Dianington: Ohh, I see.
(23:46:48) Dianington: You're very mature. <^_^>
(23:46:53) Brian/2: *has been staring blankly at Yadali*
(23:47:06) Mekta satak kai: What?
(23:47:09) Dianington: *WIIIIDE open for it*
(23:47:10) Brian/2: I'm glad you decided to breathe. Okay, you want grape flavored Volt?
(23:47:19) Mekta satak kai: I dunno. Youthinkitwouldtastegood?
(23:47:28) Mekta satak kai: *questiony eyebrow*
(23:47:40) Brian/2: Um...maybe! But I would have to substitute the grape for one of the secret ingredients. They'd be awful together. *nod nod*
(23:47:52) Der DWSage: >_>
(23:48:05) Der DWSage: Thanks. *Refrains from mean comments*!
(23:48:36) Mekta satak kai: You would know better than I would. I just trust you tomakeatastybeverage.Withlotsofenergyinit.
(23:48:40) Mekta satak kai: *drinks*
(23:48:42) Mekta satak kai: *breathes*
(23:48:46) Dianington: *marks Kumo down for respect points!*
(23:48:54) Brian/2: o_o Yes, you do.
(23:48:57) Brian/2: I can see this.
(23:49:01) Mekta satak kai: ^_^
(23:49:11) Der DWSage: Been through too much to really be childlike anymore...
(23:49:13) Brian/2: So yeah! I'll try that. As soon as I get back to the lab.
(23:49:23) Mekta satak kai: Awesome! Tell me how that goes! I'm all curious.
(23:49:25) Der DWSage: Did I mention I helped save the world once?
(23:49:36) Brian/2: You'll get a sample as soon as I bottle it. And find you.
(23:49:43) Mekta satak kai: Thanks! *to Kumo* Oh! I did that once!
(23:49:50) Dianington: *Hms* I haven't done anything like that. Even though I live in Doma now.
(23:49:51) Adam 2d3: *decides he is curious about exactly what Kurt is getting, and wanders off in that direction.*
(23:50:00) Mekta satak kai: I was following these people and then there was a dragon and the god of freedom and lots of undead and then everything was awesome.
(23:50:01) Der DWSage: You must be the only one who hasn't.
(23:50:06) Mekta satak kai: It's how I met Chandler, actually.
(23:50:07) Mekta satak kai: *points*
(23:50:08) Der DWSage: >_>
(23:50:18) Brian/2: Yeah, it is!
(23:50:21) Der DWSage: ...You got Chandler, I got Minion 32.
(23:50:24) Brian/2: I was totally there.
(23:50:26) Dianington: ^o.o^
(23:50:43) Dianington: *changes demeanor slightly upon Yadali's reentry into the conversation*
(23:50:47) Brian/2: I flew the airship! I also got kidnapped by a necromancer's sonovabitch servant. I KNEW THEY WANTED TO KILL ME!
(23:51:02) Dianington: *just--back to her bright, wide-eyed, blank-faced self*
(23:51:05) Mekta satak kai: *gasp* Bastards! They're dead, right? Of course they are. If not I'd totally eat them.
(23:51:07) Dianington: ^O_O^
(23:51:10) Dianington: Holy shit!
(23:51:11) Mekta satak kai: *chomping motions with her hands*
(23:51:21) Der DWSage: o_o
(23:51:33) Mekta satak kai: Like that.
(23:51:43) Mekta satak kai: Only, more of me as a bear and less of me as me.
(23:51:45) Mekta satak kai: You know the drill.
(23:51:47) Dianington: ^n__n^ Heeee...!
(23:51:49) Der DWSage: Holy shit, you're almost as frightening as Kelne. When he's a she-bunny.
(23:51:59) Brian/2: Oh yeah, they're dead. The guys killed them. And Myrnal.
(23:52:07) Mekta satak kai: She almost counts as a guy.
(23:52:09) Mekta satak kai: She's weird.
(23:52:14) Brian/2: *thoughtful about this*
(23:52:15) Mekta satak kai: She gives me a weird vibe.
(23:52:16) Brian/2: Yeah, almost
(23:52:25) Dianington: *wags her tail with her hand*
(23:52:31) Brian/2: And then there was Quinn. She totally wanted me to explain how the ship's guns worked.
(23:52:39) Dianington: (...)
(23:52:44) Dianington: (>_>)
(23:52:44) Mekta satak kai: It could be because when I first met her she was Nikumu. And who's that?
(23:52:54) Greater Mike: (Oh, baby)
(23:53:08) Brian/2: A woman.
(23:53:23) Mekta satak kai: Well, duh. She YOUR woman? *winks*
(23:53:51) Brian/2: Uh, no!
(23:53:59) Brian/2: ...I don't think she's anyone's woman...
(23:54:10) Mekta satak kai: Heheh.
(23:54:15) Mekta satak kai: Whatever, Chandler.
(23:54:17) Brian/2: ...or maybe she's everyone's woman...
(23:54:26) Brian/2: I guess it depends on your perspective. o.o;
(23:54:34) Mekta satak kai: So, from that perspective... she your woman?
(23:54:40) Brian/2: No!
(23:54:44) Brian/2: IM: Unfortunately.
(23:54:51) Der DWSage: IM:Weirder and weirder...
(23:54:54) Mekta satak kai: Well, whatever. It happens.
(23:55:41) Brian/2: IM: But that would have been TOTALLY unsafe.
(23:55:58) Brian/2: IM: I bet I'd be dead right now!
(23:56:00) Dianington: So when and how did you save the world?
(23:56:16) Mekta satak kai: Uh... a while ago or something.
(23:56:18) Brian/2: A few months ago, and I didn't, I just drove.
(23:56:24) Brian/2: But I guess that counts as helping.
(23:56:30) Dianington: ^o.o^
(23:56:39) Dianington: Am I the only one here who hasn't saved the world?
(23:56:55) Mekta satak kai: I stalked people and mauled things and then I started doing diplomatic stuff. My parents were right.
(23:57:07) Mekta satak kai: And then I found out that I'll probably have lots and lots of kids.
(23:57:11) Mekta satak kai: Which I already knew.
(23:57:22) Mekta satak kai: Because I've heard that I can get pregnant like falling off a log.
(23:57:28) Mekta satak kai: That ever happen to you?
(23:57:36) Mekta satak kai: I've never done it.
(23:57:40) Brian/2: ...me neither.
(23:57:40) Mekta satak kai: Be pregnant that is.
(23:57:45) Der DWSage: >_> Yeah, I think so Siz.
(23:57:49) Dianington: No. Getting pregnant for me normally involves sex.
(23:57:50) Brian/2: I have fallen off a log.
(23:57:53) Der DWSage: ...
(23:57:56) Der DWSage: <_<
(23:57:57) Dianington: ^o.o^
(23:58:03) Brian/2: It hurt.
(23:58:06) Der DWSage: I am staying the hell out of this one.
(23:58:07) OMG Priam left the room.
(23:58:13) Mekta satak kai: See, that's the thing. I'm sure if I thought about sex long enough I'd somehow end up with a baby or seven.
(23:58:23) Mekta satak kai: Super duper fertile, or so the legends go.
(23:58:27) Mekta satak kai: *shrug*
(23:58:27) Der DWSage: ...
(23:58:29) Dianington: Wow. That'd be inconvenient.
(23:58:30) Mekta satak kai: *apple bite*
(23:58:35) Der DWSage: Very.
(23:59:07) Brian/2: That's definitely a high level of fertility.
(23:59:16) Mekta satak kai: That and foxes mate for life. And while I like you guys well enough, I don't think I need any of you to father my children.
(23:59:19) Mekta satak kai: *apple bite*
(23:59:28) Dianington: IM: "How do I know this is my baby? How do I know this isn't your THOUGHT-baby?"
(23:59:31) Dianington: im: "How can you say such a thing? *sob*"
(23:59:35) Brian/2: You're an elf, not a fox? o_o
(23:59:43) Mekta satak kai: What's the difference?
(23:59:51) Brian/2: Um...there are lots of differences.
(23:59:59) Mekta satak kai: Well, sure. But no important ones.
(00:00:04) Greater Mike: (the f is at the beginning of fox!)
(00:00:18) Brian/2: *blinks* Biologically speaking, they're pretty different.
(00:00:24) Mekta satak kai: Sure.
(00:00:26) Dianington: (yes, but there are many positions for sex)
(00:00:47) Mekta satak kai: But he's *points to Alex* as much related to me as anyone else. He's kind of my nephew.
(00:00:56) Der DWSage: IM:Maybe if I stay silent, she won't notice me.
(00:01:21) Brian/2: o_o If you say so.
(00:01:26) Brian/2: IM: She's a druid. Right.
(00:01:28) Mekta satak kai: Near as I can tell, I'm not related to anyone. So what does it matter whether I'm an elf or not except for the purposes of breeding?
(00:01:44) Mekta satak kai: Humanoids are better for that, yeah.
(00:01:59) Mekta satak kai: But I'm not ready to squeeze out puppies yet. Too young.
(00:02:03) Mekta satak kai: Stuff to do.
(00:02:05) Mekta satak kai: No babies yet.
(00:02:16) Mekta satak kai: *nod*
(00:02:28) Brian/2: o_o Um. Right.
(00:02:35) Brian/2: No babies. I don't want any either.
(00:02:46) Greater Mike: (Humanoids have thumbs)
(00:02:54) Mekta satak kai: (Therefore they can outsmart bears?)
(00:02:57) Der DWSage: IM:I still am one.
(00:03:01) Brian/2: (How hard can it be to outsmart something without opposable thumbs?)
(00:03:03) Der DWSage: (Only if they have tasers.)
(00:03:07) Dianington: (not civilized business bears!)
(00:03:09) Mekta satak kai: (XD)
(00:03:22) Mekta satak kai: I don't know. I think you'd have interesting kids.
(00:03:32) Mekta satak kai: *inspects him carefully for a moment*
(00:03:36) Mekta satak kai: Heh.
(00:03:40) Mekta satak kai: That would be amusing.
(00:03:46) Dianington: ^o.o^ *kicks her legs--tha-thump, thathumpity*
(00:03:55) Dianington: *not talking on the kid issue*
(00:04:28) Mekta satak kai: What do you guys think? Should he have kids sooner, or later?
(00:04:36) Mekta satak kai: Because he should have them at some point. What do you say, Chandler?
(00:04:41) Brian/2: Er.
(00:04:42) Mekta satak kai: I wanna be Aunt Yadi.
(00:04:48) Brian/2: Having children would get in the way of my work.
(00:04:56) Der DWSage: ...You're asking me? I'm ten years old, and barely know his name.
(00:04:59) Brian/2: And...how would you be the aunt!? We're not even related!
(00:05:04) Der DWSage: <_<
(00:05:22) Mekta satak kai: So? Fine. I'll have kids at some point. We know this. You can be their crazy city-dwelling Uncle Chandler.
(00:05:28) Mekta satak kai: *emphatic nod*
(00:05:31) Brian/2: But...er...fine.
(00:05:32) Dianington: *laughs*
(00:05:35) Brian/2: IM: I'm going to be an uncle!?
(00:05:40) Der DWSage: IM:Don't. Get. Involved. It'll be that Nekojin incident all over again.
(00:06:13) Der DWSage: IM:I still have claw marks on my bum from that one. Who knew her mother was an avid celibate except for that one time to have kids? ._.
(00:06:32) Mekta satak kai: Alex: *sniffs Kumo*
(00:06:42) Mekta satak kai: *Alex sits in front of him*
(00:06:48) Dianington: I think kids should have him. Maybe a few vagrants show up on his doorstep one day, and adopt him.
(00:06:49) Der DWSage: *Sniffed. Smells of Ether, Moogle, and White Mage!*
(00:06:49) Dianington: Crazy shenanigans will ensue as they come to understand and love each other!
(00:06:54) Mekta satak kai: Genius.
(00:06:55) Brian/2: Oh no. No no.
(00:07:01) Dianington: ^n_n^!
(00:07:07) Mekta satak kai: That would be fantastic.
(00:07:12) Mekta satak kai: Come on Chandler!
(00:07:19) Mekta satak kai: It'll be fun!
(00:07:19) Brian/2: Bad bad bad.
(00:07:22) Dianington: I'll find one for you!
(00:07:26) Der DWSage: o_o Look, if you ever need counseling from this, my clinic is *Gives address!* We won't bill you. Seriously.
(00:07:29) Brian/2: Inventors do not have children. We have inventions. They're better!
(00:07:37) Mekta satak kai: Eh. But who will carry on your work?
(00:07:41) Brian/2: I'll build someone.
(00:07:43) Mekta satak kai: You can't trust some stranger.
(00:07:45) Dianington: I know a cute little red-headed girl who needs a good home. She looks just like you!
(00:07:58) Mekta satak kai: (Chandler: "I'll name her... Alita!")
(00:08:09) Mekta satak kai: Aha! See, Chandler? Fate.
(00:08:39) Brian/2: No!
(00:08:41) Dianington: !^n_n^!
(00:08:42) Mekta satak kai: Come on. It's just a couple of kids.
(00:08:47) Brian/2: I do not need kids!!
(00:08:49) Mekta satak kai: Like, six or seven. No more.
(00:08:50) Brian/2: You're trying to ruin me!
(00:08:53) Der DWSage: Run. Run while you still have your sanity, man!
(00:09:02) Mekta satak kai: Why would I do that?
(00:09:04) Dianington: *is in your Doma, enjoying your discomfort*
(00:09:24) Mekta satak kai: *looks kind of hurt* I like your inventions.
(00:09:35) Mekta satak kai: I'm not trying to ruin you! *sticks out her tongue at him*
(00:09:36) Brian/2: You want me to have kids!
(00:09:40) Brian/2: It'll ruin me!
(00:09:47) Mekta satak kai: *Druid profanity* on you. Whatever. Fine!
(00:09:52) Brian/2: Inventors with kids aren't able to invent things anymore!
(00:10:09) Dianington: Are you that bad of an inventor?
(00:10:14) Dianington: ^>.>^
(00:10:15) Brian/2: All great inventors invent their great inventions before they have families, and most of them never have them.
(00:10:25) Dianington: *Pff*
(00:10:40) Brian/2: They just get in the way. Dirty laundry to do, dinners to cook, messes to clean up...I don't have time for that!
(00:10:43) Mekta satak kai: But what if one of your kids is a genius like you?
(00:10:51) Mekta satak kai: Then they can invent things, too.
(00:10:55) Der DWSage: >_>
(00:10:56) Brian/2: Not when they're a little kid!
(00:10:56) Dianington: ...competition! ^>.>^
(00:10:59) Dianington: So that's it!
(00:11:02) Mekta satak kai: There'll be a whole family of Sablemech inventors.
(00:11:04) Der DWSage: IM:The word 'competition' comes...damn, beat me to it.
(00:11:05) Brian/2: And by the time they grow up, I'll be too old to invent things.
(00:11:25) Mekta satak kai: *flails her arms around* You're crazy!
(00:11:33) Mekta satak kai: Kids are awesome!
(00:11:33) Brian/2: You all want me to suffer in mediocrity!
(00:11:46) Brian/2: Children are a straight and narrow path to obscurity in the world of science!
(00:11:55) Dianington: *falls over laughing*
(00:11:56) Brian/2: Everyone already knows how to make them! They're not interesting anymore!
(00:12:00) Greater Mike: (SURRENDER OR DIE IN OBSCURITY!)
(00:12:03) Mekta satak kai: Fine, fine. I guess that's true.
(00:12:41) Mekta satak kai: I mean, everything is interesting if you look at it right.
(00:12:52) Mekta satak kai: But you like new things. But wait!
(00:12:59) Mekta satak kai: Kids are doing new stuff all the time!
(00:13:06) Der DWSage: .....
(00:13:08) Mekta satak kai: They're crazay-creative.
(00:13:11) Mekta satak kai: *crazy
(00:13:29) Der DWSage: o_o If I may suggest crazy repellent? They'd sell like hotcakes in Doma.
(00:13:33) Brian/2: Destroying my inventions by accident and chewing things up and spitting everywhere is not creative.
(00:13:38) Der DWSage: I'd be your first customer.
(00:14:03) Mekta satak kai: That wouldn't happen. When you need private inventor time, I'll babysit!
(00:14:13) Brian/2: .....
(00:14:14) Mekta satak kai: It would be awesome.
(00:14:45) Brian/2: Look, I'm not adopting kids, and I don't know who'd have them with me, so even if you babysit, I don't need kids. >.>
(00:14:52) Mekta satak kai: All right. Fine.
(00:15:03) Mekta satak kai: Cripes, man.
(00:15:10) Mekta satak kai: I'll just have to have twice as many to make up for it.
(00:15:16) Brian/2: Now, if you know someone who'll practice making kids with me, that's another story.
(00:15:28) Der DWSage: 9_9 Crazy repellent. For the love of Ishtar, make crazy repellent.
(00:15:51) Dianington: Hee hee, hee...oh... *wipes tears away*
(00:15:52) Brian/2: I don't think you can do that.
(00:15:56) Mekta satak kai: I'll send them your way. *serious nod...would she really do it?*
(00:16:07) Der DWSage: <_<
(00:16:12) Der DWSage: ...In economy size.
(00:16:26) Dianington: *sits up*
(00:16:28) Der DWSage: *Nod* Yeah, crazy repellent in economy size.
(00:16:43) Mekta satak kai: Why would you want to repel crazy? Crazy is just a derogatory word for interesting.
(00:16:55) Dianington: Hey, would you babysit for me?
(00:17:07) Brian/2: How would you create a chemical that did that anyway? That's impossible.
(00:17:18) Der DWSage: Hey, if anyone could do it, it would be you.
(00:17:19) Mekta satak kai: I don't know. Don't know your kids.
(00:17:35) Mekta satak kai: That and I have some ambassador stuff to handle from time to time.
(00:17:58) Der DWSage: >_>
(00:18:02) Der DWSage: <_<
(00:18:14) Der DWSage: IM:...I'm the only sane one left...
(00:18:26) Dianington: Teenaged daughter. She's a good kid, if...teenaged.
(00:18:33) Mekta satak kai: Alex: *staaaaaaaaares at Kumo*
(00:18:49) Dianington: Oh, and she's not a lot like me, which seems to reassure a lot of people. <^_^>
(00:18:51) Mekta satak kai: Why would you need a babysitter for a teenager?
(00:18:54) Der DWSage: *Pats Alex*
(00:19:14) Brian/2: Yeah, that's a little weird. o_o
(00:19:17) Mekta satak kai: Alex: *curls up on the ground and sets his nose on his tail*
(00:20:00) Mekta satak kai: My first babysitters were Alex's great-great- Oh whatever. I don't have the attention span for all the greats.
(00:20:12) Mekta satak kai: His grandmother and her little ones.
(00:20:15) Mekta satak kai: *nod*
(00:20:19) Mekta satak kai: That's why he's my nephew.
(00:20:51) Der DWSage: >_>
(00:21:01) Der DWSage: *Scratches Alex's ears absent-mindedly*
(00:21:21) Mekta satak kai: Alex: *contented little grumbly noises*
(00:22:11) Dianington: ^o.o^ When she has school, and I'd like to do a performance out of town, I generally wind up not being able to.
(00:22:21) Dianington: A day or two is one thing, but I don't like leaving her alone for several days at a time.
(00:22:22) Dianington: ;;^>.>^ I'm afraid I'll come back to a cinder of a house.
(00:22:52) Mekta satak kai: You should talk to her about burning things, then. Usually frown upon.
(00:22:57) Dianington: IM: "No, really, Will, it's okay...it won't catch fire, and we have water anyway..."
(00:23:02) Brian/2: Yeah, even I try to avoid burning things.
(00:23:08) Der DWSage: ...
(00:23:11) Brian/2: It's generally not a good idea.
(00:23:37) Mekta satak kai: I burned a dolphin made of cheese once.
(00:23:38) Dianington: *tilts head* IM: These people are very familiar with children.
(00:23:40) Mekta satak kai: It smelled bad.
(00:23:42) Dianington: ^o.o^
(00:23:45) Mekta satak kai: I never did it again.
(00:23:47) Dianington: A dolphin made of cheese?
(00:23:54) Mekta satak kai: Yeah.
(00:24:09) Der DWSage: IM:I wonder if Jal could make a potion to temporarily supress dragonflame...
(00:24:14) Dianington: Who made a cheese dolphin?
(00:24:26) Mekta satak kai: Long story involving a boat and some hummus and then there was this talking bird with a cat hanging onto his tail.
(00:24:35) Mekta satak kai: That... Hm. Might not actually have happened.
(00:24:39) Mekta satak kai: Huh.
(00:25:05) Dianington: ^o.o^ I wish I had a cheese dolphin.
(00:25:08) Dianington: It sounds tasty.
(00:25:21) Dianington: Maybe mozzarella...
(00:25:44) Mekta satak kai: I think it was Port Wine Cheese. Sometimes it comes in cheese balls, and sometimes it's a dolphin.
(00:25:55) Brian/2: ......
(00:26:05) Mekta satak kai: But... I'm not actually sure whether I really did that at all. But I remember doing it well enough.
(00:26:21) Mekta satak kai: So, the point stands.
(00:26:23) Dianington: Well, if it taught you not to play with fire, then it's all good.
(00:26:26) Brian/2: Um...
(00:26:29) Brian/2: ...nevermind.
(00:26:38) Dianington: <^_^>
(00:26:42) Dianington: Nevermind what?
(00:26:49) Mekta satak kai: Which reminds me, Chandler. There's this shopkeeper you have to meet. He's really neat.
(00:26:50) Dianington: *not good at following orders!*
(00:26:55) Mekta satak kai: Sells all kinds of cool stuff.
(00:27:11) Der DWSage: IM:I am totally not insane enough to follow all this.
(00:27:13) Mekta satak kai: At least, it all seems really cool in his shop.
(00:27:24) Brian/2: I do? What's he sell?
(00:27:27) Mekta satak kai: But when you get home, it's not as cool. So it's good to just stay there and hang out with him.
(00:27:32) Mekta satak kai: I dunno. Stuff.
(00:27:43) Mekta satak kai: Magical stuff, but also natural neat things.
(00:27:48) Dianington: ^o.o^ *pricks ears forward*
(00:27:51) Mekta satak kai: He's kind of quirky.
(00:28:02) Mekta satak kai: And very interested in things.
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(00:28:30) Brian/2: Oh? ...what kind of things?
(00:28:38) Brian/2: You're not really describing anything o_o
(00:28:45) Mekta satak kai: It's... hard to describe.
(00:28:56) Dianington: ^>.>^
(00:28:58) Mekta satak kai: You'll have to drop by with me the next trip back. You'll see.
(00:29:07) Dianington: *hms*
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(00:29:26) Brian/2: I don't really go to Ka'thalar all that often. o_o I mean, I never do.
(00:29:51) Dianington: Ride a dragon there!
(00:29:56) Mekta satak kai: Well, I have to go home sometime. And even if someone else is flying an airship or whatever, you're definitely invited.
(00:29:58) Brian/2: ...I have an airship.
(00:30:03) Dianington: <^_^>
(00:30:04) Brian/2: I don't have a dragon that I can conveniently ride.
(00:30:14) Dianington: I met a dragon yesterday, maybe you can ask her.
(00:30:17) Brian/2: What the hell kind of assumption is that?
(00:30:21) Dianington: I don't remember her name, though. Sorry.
(00:30:31) Brian/2: I can't just randomly get a dragon to carry me across the ocean! That's the least helpful suggestion ever!
(00:30:37) Brian/2: And that information isn't helpful either!
(00:30:38) Dianington: Or maybe you can ride a large cat. Cats are awesome.
(00:30:43) Mekta satak kai: Or a kraken.
(00:30:50) Mekta satak kai: Those are weird.
(00:30:56) Dianington: What's a kraken? Don't those have to do with water somehow?
(00:30:57) Brian/2: ......
(00:31:01) Mekta satak kai: Yup.
(00:31:02) Dianington: Or soup?
(00:31:05) Mekta satak kai: Water.
(00:31:07) Brian/2: WHERE will I get a large cat!?
(00:31:09) Dianington: *scratches head*
(00:31:13) Dianington: at a shop, maybe?
(00:31:15) Mekta satak kai: My mother can turn into a tiger.
(00:31:15) Brian/2: A large cat that can CROSS WATER!?
(00:31:27) Mekta satak kai: Though that's kind of a long trip for her to swim.
(00:31:27) Dianington: She CAN?!
(00:31:33) Mekta satak kai: Sure. It's a thing.
(00:31:36) Dianington: Tha--
(00:31:42) Dianington: That's AWESOME
(00:31:43) Brian/2: That doesn't even make sense. -_-;;;
(00:31:45) Dianington: ^T_T^
(00:31:50) Mekta satak kai: Though she's not REALLY my mother. Just kind of.
(00:32:02) Mekta satak kai: What doesn't make sense? That she can turn into a tiger?
(00:32:03) Der DWSage: IM:...Don't tigers love the water?
(00:32:09) Dianington: I'm a kitty, and -I- can cross water. ^u_u^
(00:32:21) Dianington: ...I'm kinda skinny, though.
(00:32:23) Brian/2: ...you...right.
(00:32:47) Mekta satak kai: Yeah. I don't know that you could carry Chandler and me to another continent.
(00:33:00) Mekta satak kai: But yeah. What's so weird about turning into an animal?
(00:33:08) Dianington: Probably not. ^o.o^ Maybe if I flew, and it was really close...
(00:33:25) Brian/2: Um, that's not what's weird.
(00:33:30) Mekta satak kai: What's weird?
(00:33:37) Dianington: Weird?
(00:33:39) Mekta satak kai: *has no concept of weirdness*
(00:33:49) Dianington: *loves weirdness*
(00:33:50) Brian/2: The completely arbitrary and ridiculous suggestion that I ride a dragon to another continent!
(00:33:55) Dianington: ^o.o^
(00:33:55) Mekta satak kai: Oh.
(00:33:56) Mekta satak kai: That.
(00:34:06) Dianington: You need to lighten up.
(00:34:14) Mekta satak kai: Well, it would be worth it if you could find one.
(00:34:19) Dianington: <^_^> *pokes Chandler's nose* BEEP!
(00:34:20) Brian/2: I'm not going to get any lighter.
(00:34:22) Mekta satak kai: But I agree. Improbable.
(00:34:34) Brian/2: *jumps back three feet*
(00:34:38) Brian/2: *screaming*
(00:34:48) Dianington: ^O_O^
(00:34:52) Dianington: HOLY SHIT!
(00:34:54) Mekta satak kai: *facepalm* IM: He's great.
(00:34:58) Der DWSage: >_>
(00:35:06) Der DWSage: ...You alright?
(00:35:07) Dianington: *grabs her stomach and folds over laughing*
(00:35:19) Dianington: *the type of laughing that hurts, and barely makes any sound*
(00:35:56) Brian/2: ......
(00:36:00) Brian/2: What are you laughing at!?
(00:36:09) Brian/2: You startled me!
(00:36:16) Der DWSage: <_< Seriously, are you hurt? Or can I laugh now?
(00:36:18) Brian/2: People don't just go shoving fingers in each other's faces like that!
(00:36:37) Mekta satak kai: Alex: *opens one eye and closes it again*
(00:36:51) Dianington: I--I'm so---so...sorry...I...ahahaha...
(00:37:58) Dianington: Ow...oowwwww... *pulls herself up, tears streaming down her face from laughing, grinning like a fool*
(00:38:04) Dianington: You should have seen yourself!
(00:38:07) Dianington: You jumped!
(00:38:29) Dianington: Like...like... *jumps herself, which obviously hurts her sides, and starts laughing again*
(00:39:42) Mekta satak kai: (I'm all alone in OOC)
(00:40:34) Brian/2: You were probably trying to kill me!
(00:40:35) Dianington: (it's true)
(00:41:09) Mekta satak kai: Chandler, no one here's going to kill you.
(00:41:11) Dianington: *drops her head into her lap in defeat, in no state to defend her actions*
(00:41:39) Brian/2: You could have been.
(00:41:54) Der DWSage: ...
(00:43:20) Der DWSage: I've seen attempts on people's lives.
(00:43:28) Der DWSage: That was...well, general silliness.
(00:43:41) Brian/2: That's what you think.
(00:43:51) Mekta satak kai: I wouldn't have and you know it.
(00:44:42) Dianington: It's...a game my Dad and I used to play. *choking back laughter*
(00:44:49) Dianington: And I'd play with my brothers
(00:44:49) Der DWSage: >_>
(00:45:16) Dianington: It's just a game. Your poke a nose, and make different noises.
(00:45:38) Der DWSage: *Would so participate, if he could reach a nose*
(00:45:42) Brian/2: ...sure it is.
(00:45:51) Brian/2: You're trying to lull me into a false sense of security!
(00:46:48) Mekta satak kai: Why would she want to kill you? Is everyone in on this? The moogle guy? Me even? Seriously! Go accuse the fruit stand guy.
(00:46:53) Der DWSage: <_<
(00:46:56) Mekta satak kai: I saw him looking all shifty-eyed earlier.
(00:47:01) Mekta satak kai: He must be the brains behind it all.
(00:47:06) Brian/2: ......
(00:47:10) Der DWSage: In my defense, I asked if you were hurt before I snickered.
(00:47:14) Brian/2: Are you serious? *low whisper*
(00:47:35) Mekta satak kai: *low whisper* ....no.
(00:47:38) Der DWSage: *...Just can't take it anymore. Bursts out laughing, falling onto the bag he's been keeping oh-so-diligently!*
(00:48:31) Dianington: <u_u>
(00:50:51) Der DWSage: *Yep, still laughing.*
(00:52:22) Dianington: *lets her tail droop behind her*
(00:52:31) Dianington: If I'm upsetting then I'll go along now.
(00:52:38) Mekta satak kai: No, you're fine.
(00:52:48) Mekta satak kai: Chandler, are you all right?
(00:52:59) Mekta satak kai: *offers him the rest of her apple*
(00:53:56) Brian/2: ...I'm...fine.
(00:53:58) Brian/2: ...not hungry.
(00:54:07) Der DWSage: *Snicker, snicker*
(00:54:19) Mekta satak kai: Okay.
(00:55:01) Mekta satak kai: *sits on the ground and calls Alex over to her*
(00:55:39) Mekta satak kai: Alex: *more or less sits on her lap*
(00:55:55) Mekta satak kai: *talks to Alex in Druid and gives him a big doggy hug*
(00:55:57) Mekta satak kai: ^_^
(00:56:06) Mekta satak kai: *whispers to Alex*
(00:56:19) Brian/2: >.>
(00:56:24) Mekta satak kai: Alex: *abruptly runs over to Chandler*
(00:56:26) Brian/2: IM: She's conspiring against me with the fox.
(00:56:36) Mekta satak kai: Alex: *sits and staaaaares*
(00:56:43) Der DWSage: ...
(00:56:46) Mekta satak kai: Alex: *sudden yip*
(00:57:06) Dianington: ^o.o^
(00:57:11) Mekta satak kai: *The fox sits right up next to Chandler and lies down on the ground next to him*
(00:57:14) Der DWSage: *Has finally stopped laughing, to see this new evil*
(00:57:24) Mekta satak kai: *Yadali watches to see what Chandler does*
(00:57:47) Brian/2: ......
(00:58:01) Brian/2: .......
(00:58:05) Brian/2: *sits next to Alex*
(00:58:15) Brian/2: *...tries to pet him*
(00:58:28) Mekta satak kai: Alex: *puts his head on Chandler's knee and submits to petting*
(00:58:34) Brian/2: ...IM: Deceptive.
(00:58:36) Mekta satak kai: Alex: *puppydog eyes!*
(00:58:42) Brian/2: IM: But...so cute...
(00:59:09) Dianington: (I need sleep =_=)
(00:59:18) Mekta satak kai: (Same here.)
(00:59:25) Der DWSage: <_<
(00:59:28) Der DWSage: *Suddenly!*
(00:59:48) Der DWSage: *Kumo jumps up behind Chandler and yells, * IT'S A PLOT! RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN! I'LL HOLD THEM OFF!
(01:00:01) Brian/2: O_O
(01:00:03) Mekta satak kai: Alex, here!
(01:00:04) Brian/2: *RUNS!*
(01:00:06) Mekta satak kai: *dog fucking runs to Yadi*
(01:00:08) Der DWSage: >_>
(01:00:11) Mekta satak kai: Damn it!
(01:00:15) Mekta satak kai: *snickers* That was good.
(01:00:17) Der DWSage: I'm sorry. I couldn't resist.
(01:00:30) Mekta satak kai: I'll go find him. Nicely done, though!
(01:00:38) Mekta satak kai: He's somewhere by now.
(01:00:44) Mekta satak kai: I just have to go there and not get shot.
(01:00:47) Der DWSage: Other side of the city?
(01:00:49) Mekta satak kai: No prob.
(01:00:54) Mekta satak kai: Yeah, likely.
(01:01:09) Mekta satak kai: Alex? Go get him!
(01:01:13) Mekta satak kai: *Alex runs off after Chandler*
(01:01:17) Dianington: <o_o>
(01:01:21) Mekta satak kai: I'll see you around! I have to go!
(01:01:24) Dianington: Good luck not getting shot.
(01:01:28) Dianington: Goodbye!
(01:01:30) Mekta satak kai: *turns into a damn fox and runs after Alex*
(01:01:33) Dianington: Nice meeting you.
(01:01:39) Mekta satak kai: *apple drops to the ground*
(01:01:42) Dianington: Oh, I see...
(01:01:47) Dianington: foxes mate for life...
(01:01:50) Dianington: *blink*
(01:01:59) Der DWSage: *Nod* Hm...
(01:02:05) Mekta satak kai: (She's dirty. Yadi doesn't have sex with Alex.)
(01:02:06) Der DWSage: ...The look on his face was priceless.
(01:03:09) Brian/2: *is way, way gone*
(01:03:55) Dianington: (of course not, Alex is family)
(01:03:57) Mekta satak kai: (Can someone who's been in here send me a log when this is done?)
(01:04:03) Mekta satak kai: (Yes! See? Dia knows.)
(01:04:16) Dianington: (I can upload the log)
(01:04:29) Dianington: (FOOM)