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OMG Dirty has entered the room.
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OMG Dirty: Also I note the room name.
OMG Dirty: Bad Charles.
Papa Tymisonn: ^_^
OMG Dirty: Also, No babeh.
OMG Dirty: Besides, I checked.
OMG Dirty: She wouldn't be showing signs until at least four weeks into being preggers.
OMG Dirty: The only thing that MIGHT show is a missed period.
Papa Tymisonn: ... white mages can detect early pregnancies.
OMG Dirty: your logic on this is?
Papa Tymisonn: They can sense life. At least, Ashuran ones can.
OMG Dirty: :P
OMG Dirty: Yes well. Cardinal is most definately not Ashuran.
Papa Tymisonn: He's not anything, really.
Papa Tymisonn: But, if a white mage were to happen by, then I could finagle it for him to say "Congratulations!"
OMG Dirty: exactly!
OMG Dirty: Hmm.
OMG Dirty: Hey.
OMG Dirty: Card hasn't bought Farida's ring.
Papa Tymisonn: Now you're talkin'.
Papa Tymisonn: Let's go. RPIN' SHOWDOWN!
OMG Dirty: you know.
OMG Dirty: I don't really feel like others.
OMG Dirty: Let's just rp.
OMG Dirty: is this alright?
Papa Tymisonn: Yeah.
Papa Tymisonn: ... just you and me? Doesn't seem like a very NPC friendly affair...
OMG Dirty: nada.
OMG Dirty: Or anyone else really.
OMG Dirty: who else could tag along on a ring buying expedition?
Papa Tymisonn: Truth.
Papa Tymisonn: All we'd even possibly need is someone to be the jeweller.
OMG Dirty: that's not terribly exciting.
OMG Dirty: one of us could do it.
OMG Dirty: I could go watch tv.
OMG Dirty: everything sounds sucky.
OMG Dirty: ._.
Papa Tymisonn: ... I may have a line on someone doing it.
Papa Tymisonn: HOld on
AngeloState606 has entered the room.
Papa Tymisonn: Greetings, madam jeweller.
OMG Dirty: Zee ho?
OMG Dirty: You're going to rp?
AngeloState606: ahoy, me hearty
OMG Dirty: PENIS!
OMG Dirty: *points and shouts*
Papa Tymisonn: I's good, ain't I?
OMG Dirty: PENISPENISPENIS.
OMG Dirty: *pointwave*
AngeloState606: argggg, don't be crossin' me missy er i'll be sendin' ye to davey jones locker
OMG Dirty: Please do.
OMG Dirty: I hear he's HOTT.
Papa Tymisonn: Oh yeah. But he was short compared to Mickey Dolenz.
Papa Tymisonn: Now! WHO WANTS SOME HOT FRESH RP?
AngeloState606: aye, i've no inklin' of this dolenz lad
AngeloState606: aye!
OMG Dirty: PENIS!
OMG Dirty: I MEAN, YES!
Papa Tymisonn: <Cardinal, redgarbed ex-Spaniard mage de LUJO!>
OMG Dirty: <a gypsy. Named Farida. ho ho ho!>
AngeloState606: <a pirate jeweler whose wares have come from questionable sources. ARG! me name be Annie Rose>
Papa Tymisonn: <... ha! Let's RP!>
AngeloState606: <avast!>
OMG Dirty: *It begins on a lovely day with Farida waiting on a market bench waiting for Cardinal to meet her*
Papa Tymisonn: *all of a sudden, Farida's eyes are covered*
Papa Tymisonn: Guess who.
OMG Dirty: *She's a seventeen year old gypsy of the dark skinned variety. She has a goat on a leash*
OMG Dirty: Enrique with the muscles that are SO large?
OMG Dirty: *smirk*
Papa Tymisonn: *is in his mid 20s, by the by*
AngeloState606: <esmerelda, is that you? hehe>
Papa Tymisonn: ... Try again. :P
Papa Tymisonn: (Eh. Goats and gypsies go hand in hoof.)
OMG Dirty: (Not esmerelda. She's not voluptous enough.)
OMG Dirty: (Dude, picture Andrea with darker skin and some boobs.)
AngeloState606: (hrm...and esmerelda was pretty dang voluptuous)
AngeloState606: (gotcha)
Papa Tymisonn: (She was voluptuousness incarnate, really.)
OMG Dirty: (And a nose ring. Because she's HARDCORE!)
AngeloState606: (AVAST!)
OMG Dirty: (and by nosering, I mean a little stud.)
Papa Tymisonn: (But! Back to RP.)
OMG Dirty: (yeah sure.)
OMG Dirty: It's probably that dope I married.
OMG Dirty: (PENISPENISPENISPENISSSSSSSSSSS)
Papa Tymisonn: *kiss on the top of the head, clamber onto the seat* Bingo, lady.
OMG Dirty: Bingo?
OMG Dirty: ....Now you have the wrong name.
Papa Tymisonn: ... do you want that ring or not?
AngeloState606: (AVAST!)
OMG Dirty: .......
OMG Dirty: You ask very silly questions.
OMG Dirty: It's been a month and my finger is still naked.
OMG Dirty: Very bad luck, I should think.
AngeloState606: (a month?!?)
OMG Dirty: (Yep.)
Papa Tymisonn: (It was a quicky wedding.)
AngeloState606: (slow bastard.....arrrrrr)
OMG Dirty: (:\ Have Annie beat him for being a bad husband.)
Papa Tymisonn: Well, today's the day for good luck, then.
AngeloState606: (i will as soon as ye enter me shoppe)
OMG Dirty: 9_9 That's what you always say, and then you're up to no good.
OMG Dirty: *stands and gives Apuro a yank, to get it's goat bottom moving*
AngeloState606: (you tanked apuro!!! XD)
AngeloState606: (dammit...yanked)
Papa Tymisonn: *tosses his arm around her as they walk* Well, does it look like I'm up to things now?
Papa Tymisonn: Here we are, walking to the shop, to get you something pretty.
OMG Dirty: (chuck did it!)
OMG Dirty: Yes. But I'm sure you've got no good up your sleeve.
AngeloState606: (me shoppe be called "Ms. Rose's Treasures")
OMG Dirty: Making me give up my families career that we have followed for centuries....
Papa Tymisonn: Hey, you can still practice, if you like.
Papa Tymisonn: Just don't profit off it, that's all.
OMG Dirty: <_< But I like spending money.
AngeloState606: (aye....tis the way o' the lassies)
Papa Tymisonn: So, either leech off of me, or get a different job.
AngeloState606: (i'm getting the vibe that he doesn't like you being a gypsy)
Mekta satak kai has entered the room.
OMG Dirty: (yep! uno momemnto i need PASTA)
Mekta satak kai: (*lurks*)
AngeloState606: (okeedokee...gots ta call yaniv)
Papa Tymisonn: (Not the gypsy part. The dishonest/dangerous fortune teller.)
AngeloState606: (ah...i SEEE)
OMG Dirty: (calls YANIV we'll stall.)
AngeloState606: done
OMG Dirty: *pouts*
OMG Dirty: But I like very much leeching off you. And other jobs require hard work and less fun. Besides I am gifted with the fortunes!
Papa Tymisonn: ... just, please... this is the only thing I ask of you, really.
OMG Dirty: <_<
OMG Dirty: Just the one?
Mekta satak kai: (Log request... and farewell. Happy RPing.)
Mekta satak kai has left the room.
OMG Dirty: .......I can sell anything else then?
OMG Dirty: *spreading grin, this will be tested, these boundaries*
Papa Tymisonn: Within reason, yes.
AngeloState606: (hrm...shouldn't the two of you have duked that out BEFORE the blessed wedlock?)
AngeloState606: (or were you just think, "yay i get to get laid")
Papa Tymisonn: (... they married about half an hour after they met.)
Papa Tymisonn: (And she pretty much snookered him into it.)
AngeloState606: (i seeeeee)
OMG Dirty: (:D Farida gypsy hoodwinked him into it.)
OMG Dirty: We shall find this "reason".
Papa Tymisonn: ... try not to.
AngeloState606: *suddenly, a loud, garrish pirate-woman chases a rather scurvey dog out of her shoppe*
Papa Tymisonn: *they arrive at Ms. Rose's Treasures!*
OMG Dirty: >_>
OMG Dirty: ........This is the place?
OMG Dirty: .......Classy.
Papa Tymisonn: Best one in town, I swear.
AngeloState606: Ye bloody bilge rat! Ye keep yer blasted smelly mits off me wares!
OMG Dirty: <__<
AngeloState606: *she trumps back inside and spots the two of you*
Papa Tymisonn: ... I thin- o.o
Papa Tymisonn: Uh... hi.
OMG Dirty: You sure, husband?
AngeloState606: Ahoy, me hearties!
OMG Dirty: o_o Who's hearty?
OMG Dirty: *crosses her arms*
OMG Dirty: IM: I am *NOT* fat.
AngeloState606: Tis a lovely day out, nay?
OMG Dirty: (IM means internal monologue by the by. IT's farida's thoughts.)
Papa Tymisonn: It is... uh... do you work at this shop?
AngeloState606: Hearties doesn't mean "fat" me love...simply means "friend"
Papa Tymisonn: (And *w* means whisper..)
AngeloState606: Aye, this be me shoppe.....Ms. Rose's Treasures
OMG Dirty: ......
AngeloState606: I'm Annie Rose, but you can call me Rosie if ye wish
Papa Tymisonn: (And in the rare chance I use it, T: means telepathy.)
OMG Dirty: *eyes dart around looking at the SHINIES*
Papa Tymisonn: Sure thing... r-Rosie...
AngeloState606: (okeedokee)
AngeloState606: See anything that strikes yer fancy, me buxom beauty?
OMG Dirty: Where's the wedding rings then?
AngeloState606: Ah! A couple of newlyweds!
OMG Dirty: >_> Not so new.
OMG Dirty: We've been married a month.
Papa Tymisonn: New enough...
AngeloState606: Oh much praises, me friends!
AngeloState606: tis a noble thing
OMG Dirty: *Smirks* It's felt longer.
OMG Dirty: *Snickers*
AngeloState606: A..ha...
Papa Tymisonn: She's such a joker... <.<
OMG Dirty: Who's joking!
OMG Dirty: *darts about looking at rings, drawn to the biggest, goldest SHINEY THINGS*
AngeloState606: Well, I always feel generous in situations such as this....it just so happens that the hopeless romantic buried deep in me black-er-soul gives special rates to the lovebirds
Papa Tymisonn: *looking at the prices, not the rings*
Papa Tymisonn: Dear, do you like this one? *it's, like 100 gil*
OMG Dirty: <_<
OMG Dirty: It's.....okay.
AngeloState606: *pulls out the ring he gestures to*
OMG Dirty: *Angelic grin*
AngeloState606: perhaps slipping it on yer pretty hand will help ye out, lass
OMG Dirty: *looks longingly at the more expensive ones*
OMG Dirty: ......These aren't cursed or anything right?
AngeloState606: or is there one the lady would prefer to sample?
AngeloState606: nay, me lass....
Papa Tymisonn: ... oh, go ahead, dear. Try one on.
AngeloState606: but all of them are very unique and valuable
OMG Dirty: *holds out her hand*
OMG Dirty: *She's already wearing a large deal of jewelry, but alot of it is not so great. Or so very tasteful*
AngeloState606: which would ye like to try on, me love?
OMG Dirty: That one!
OMG Dirty: *points to a gold band with several small red stones*
AngeloState606: *pulls out the one she was gesturing to*
AngeloState606: this one?
OMG Dirty: Yes!
AngeloState606: go ahead! slipper on!
OMG Dirty: .....Aye!
OMG Dirty: ....Arr!
OMG Dirty: *Snickers*
OMG Dirty: *puts the ring on the appropriate finger*
AngeloState606: this one normally would cost around 500 gold, but for the lovebirds....
AngeloState606: hmmm....
AngeloState606: how does 350 sound?/
OMG Dirty: *looks hopefully at CArdinal*
OMG Dirty: You really should have given me the 50 eagle and ran.
AngeloState606: 50 eagle?
Papa Tymisonn: I'm thining that...
Papa Tymisonn: ... never mind, Rosie.
AngeloState606: aye
Papa Tymisonn: *thinking
Papa Tymisonn: ... hmm... honestly, Farida, just pick one you love.
AngeloState606: anything ye like, me lass...you may try it on...
OMG Dirty: *ecstatic look, begins to forage through the cases like a bat from hell, trying to find what she likes*
AngeloState606: so, how did the two of ye meet, eh?
OMG Dirty: It was in the Cards.
AngeloState606: ms. rosie always likes to hear a good love story...
Papa Tymisonn: ... this isn't one of them.
AngeloState606: in the cards? do i have a gypsy lady in me midst?
OMG Dirty: *deadpan* Yes.
AngeloState606: *feeling a little nervous, starts to watch her inventory a little more carefully*
OMG Dirty: *still rummaging*
AngeloState606: aye...tis a....fascinating lifestyle
AngeloState606: much like me own
OMG Dirty: You see, it was in his tea.....
OMG Dirty: It was on his palm. It was in his Cards.
OMG Dirty: NO escape!
AngeloState606: had to be come a lubber due to right horrible circumstances
Papa Tymisonn: It was in her plan from the second she saw me...
AngeloState606: ah, that's right lovely
OMG Dirty: Yes well.
Papa Tymisonn: I'm not so much a husband as I am a longrunning mark...
OMG Dirty: You were cute, naive and plainly single.
AngeloState606: i, meself, has never been able to land a good man to take care of
AngeloState606: but, i 'spose that's just in my cards...HA!
Papa Tymisonn: ... she's supposed to take CARE of me?
OMG Dirty: AND you really screwed yourself over by mentioning you work at the castle.
Papa Tymisonn: This is news...
OMG Dirty: <_< EXCUSE ME?
OMG Dirty: WHO cleans?
OMG Dirty: Who takes care of the goat?
OMG Dirty: Who is taking cooking lessons and preparing meals?
AngeloState606: *clears throat*
OMG Dirty: And patching up your house, eh?
Papa Tymisonn: OK, OK, I was joking...
Papa Tymisonn: No need to blow up on me...
AngeloState606: well, um, me beauty, find anything you can't resist?
OMG Dirty: *attention diverted*
OMG Dirty: YES!
OMG Dirty: I still really like this one.......
OMG Dirty: *holds out the gold and red jeweled ring*
AngeloState606: aye, tis quite lovely
Papa Tymisonn: How much is that one?
AngeloState606: (this is the one you tried on earlier, yes?
OMG Dirty: (Si.)
Papa Tymisonn: (Oh.)
Papa Tymisonn: Oh wait.
AngeloState606: so, the offer be 350 gold
Papa Tymisonn: ... ... that seems fair.
AngeloState606: how does that fare ye ears, sir?
OMG Dirty: *Gleeful shriek*
OMG Dirty: *launches herself at Card and hugs him*
Papa Tymisonn: o.o ^_^
Papa Tymisonn: Yeah, yeah, I know.
AngeloState606: aww....so lovely...it makes me heart hurt
OMG Dirty: That could be indigestion.
AngeloState606: i'll happily take off another 50 gold...that'll be 300 gold
OMG Dirty: o_o Wow.
Papa Tymisonn: ... oh, wow. Thank you.
OMG Dirty: IM: Forgiving for a piratey person.
AngeloState606: aye, tis not a problem, me hearties
OMG Dirty: Thank you very much.
Papa Tymisonn: But, we still have to find a set of handcuffs for me...
Papa Tymisonn: Where are your men's rings?
AngeloState606: handcuffs, ye say?
AngeloState606: well, you're in the right place....
OMG Dirty: <_< handcuffs.
OMG Dirty: ..........
OMG Dirty: *Ideas*
AngeloState606: i AM a pirate, after all....
AngeloState606: w: they're in the back...don't want to scare off the well-to-do
OMG Dirty: *Ideas percolate*
OMG Dirty: >__>
Papa Tymisonn: (Card: ... ... Creepy, but intriguing...)
AngeloState606: BUT, you'd like to see rings for the lad, eh?
Papa Tymisonn: Please.
OMG Dirty: n_n
AngeloState606: aye! follow me
OMG Dirty: *lost in THOUGHTS*
AngeloState606: *motions you toward a display case accross the shoppe*
AngeloState606: here they be, lad
Papa Tymisonn: *goes on over*
AngeloState606: take yer time...there's much to be seen
Papa Tymisonn: *not looking for anything fancy, just a simple band*
AngeloState606: *while the couple is looking a rings, ms. rose's door opens; she looks up and turns white as a sheet*
AngeloState606: *there's a man standing in a dark cloak; he mumbles something and then walks back out*
OMG Dirty: *Is humming merrily to herself and inspecting hte ring, while keeping Apuro from eating anything*
Papa Tymisonn: (Did she just get a note with a black spot on it?)
OMG Dirty: (Dude, tara, remember when I did that to Byron?)
AngeloState606: *annie walks over to the door and peers out; looking down at the floor, there is a note with a black spot on it*
AngeloState606: (no...remind me)
AngeloState606: bloody hell?
OMG Dirty: (I started acting like a pirate and gave him the BLACK SPOT)
Papa Tymisonn: I like this one. How mu-...
Papa Tymisonn: What have you got there?
OMG Dirty: (he didn't understand and thought I was stupid. Aaron starting doing that CRAZY laugh.)
AngeloState606: *annie picks up the note hands shaking; she has an idea what it might be, but doesn't want to open it*
Papa Tymisonn: IM: That doesn't look good.
Papa Tymisonn: (And I was seriously joking....)
AngeloState606: I, uh....i 'spose i just got a delivery of sorts...*her voice is shaking*
AngeloState606: (it's okay...i'm just throwing something in there to see where it goes...hehe
OMG Dirty: *THe door bell rings once more, and a tall dark elf, with white braided hair, in the robes of a priest walks in, he has a shy, serene look, and he is terribly good looking*
OMG Dirty: <Elan the dark elf priest>
AngeloState606: *annie clutches her chest; she seems surprised to see him, as if she knows him*
OMG Dirty: *Looks at the woman oddly*
Papa Tymisonn: o.o What on earth is going on?
OMG Dirty: Earth?
Papa Tymisonn: (P.S. You'll have no idea what the hell Earth is.)
AngeloState606: A-ahoy, matey...how be the day faring?
Papa Tymisonn: ... it's an expression.
Papa Tymisonn: Just not a common one.
OMG Dirty: *lets out a little hiss and hides herself behind a display case*
OMG Dirty: *Farida has no love for Drow after having been attacked by some drow rogues on the road*
OMG Dirty: The...um....day....uh.
OMG Dirty: *looks distinctly uncomfortable all the sudden*
AngeloState606: *annie looks around and notices that farida seems frightened*
OMG Dirty: ......fares.....well....ma'am.
AngeloState606: Aye, seemed to be so....until, well.....
Papa Tymisonn: ... I like this one.
Papa Tymisonn: It's simple.
Papa Tymisonn: IM: And cheap.
Papa Tymisonn: How much?
OMG Dirty: *seems to shrink a bit into his robes*
AngeloState606: *annie's attention is diverted back to cardinal*
OMG Dirty: IM: I'll never get this right. I hate shop attendants. I hate WOMAN shop attendants.....
AngeloState606: Pardon a moment, sire...must take care of a bit of business...
OMG Dirty: *watching with the goat from behind the counter*
OMG Dirty: IM: Oooh! He's a tricky one! Look! He's gussied up like a priest man!
AngeloState606: that ring, uh, that ring is quite lovely....*speaking nervously* this lovely ring is normally 200 gold, but i'll sell it to ye for, uh, 75 gold...
OMG Dirty: *looking EVEN more uncomfortable with the young gypsy giving him the evil eye*
AngeloState606: *seems to be trying to hurry C and F along*
Papa Tymisonn: ... sold.
OMG Dirty: Um.....please don't be afraid.
OMG Dirty: .......I mean no harm little miss.
AngeloState606: *annie notices the strange exchanges of uncomfortable glances between Elan and Fradia*
OMG Dirty: I'm just here for a present....
AngeloState606: *annie takes C's money and gives him the ring*
OMG Dirty: *Stands and continues giving him a grudging look*
OMG Dirty: *looks the girl up and down in a peculiar way*
AngeloState606: pardon for a moment....i have a lounge in the back, would the two of ye mind waiting back there for a tidge?
OMG Dirty: Oh my.....
OMG Dirty: *Advances wide eyed with what looks like Joy on Farida*
OMG Dirty: Ashura's greatest blessings on you little one!
Papa Tymisonn: ... Uh... Farida, let's go sit in the back for a moment...
AngeloState606: *annie kinda ushers them back through the doorway*
OMG Dirty: *Touches the gypsy's head and looks like he's saying a prayer for a moment*
AngeloState606: I'll be back with ye in a short while
OMG Dirty: Congratulations on the child.
OMG Dirty: *is ushered off dumbfounded*
Papa Tymisonn: O.O!!!!!!!
AngeloState606: (hold on, he touches faridas head or mine?)
Papa Tymisonn: WHAT?
OMG Dirty: (Farida's)
AngeloState606: (k)
OMG Dirty: >_> Ah, you must be the father.
AngeloState606: *annie gets rather wide-eyes herself*
OMG Dirty: Blessings on you too.
Papa Tymisonn: I'M THE WHAT?
AngeloState606: *annie pushes them through the door FAST*
OMG Dirty: It's new, and it's faint. But there's life in there.
Papa Tymisonn: *shoved!*
AngeloState606: Elan, what are you doing here?
OMG Dirty: *Wide grin* My deepest congratulations! *Calls after him*
Papa Tymisonn: I'm the what? Huh? Huh? I don't - HUH?
OMG Dirty: o_O I know you miss?
AngeloState606: *annie lets out a gaelic curse between her teeth*
Papa Tymisonn: (She knows him? o.O)
OMG Dirty: I think....he's crazy personally.
OMG Dirty: *pokes her flat stomach*
Papa Tymisonn: ... well, he COULD be, but...
Papa Tymisonn: o.O It's ... possible...
AngeloState606: No, but i know you, sir
Papa Tymisonn: Takes a while for people to show...
AngeloState606: And i don't appreciate ye comin' into me shope and scaring me customers
OMG Dirty: o_o Not really. we've not been married long enough.
Papa Tymisonn: It only takes one time, my dear.
OMG Dirty: Apologies!
OMG Dirty: I just wanted to share the good news!
AngeloState606: aye
OMG Dirty: It is not often that life is begun.....
AngeloState606: *mutters*
Papa Tymisonn: (The good news of Ashura! SCREW EVERYONE!)
OMG Dirty: I merely came into your shop in search of a birthday present....
AngeloState606: they've been married not a month, matey
OMG Dirty: <_< Yes. But there's something in there.
OMG Dirty: Fresh. But it's begun.
AngeloState606: hrm...tis not my business
OMG Dirty: .........Ashura wills newlyweds to work fast.
AngeloState606: (ashura?)
Papa Tymisonn: (The local goddess of life and fertility.)
AngeloState606: (got it)
AngeloState606: well, I 'spose they've followed the will of Ashura...or perhaps at least the lass did
Papa Tymisonn: Besides, it's not like we've ... tried to refrain... <.<
AngeloState606: *winks at elan*
AngeloState606: (aren't you in the back..you know...out of earshot?)
OMG Dirty: *turns a darker shade of blue, a drow blush mayhaps*
Papa Tymisonn: (Still talking to Farida.)
OMG Dirty: Now, that, is none of my business.
AngeloState606: (okeedoke)
OMG Dirty: <__< Yes well.
OMG Dirty: It's what you're supposed to do, right?
AngeloState606: aye....tis not always a good thing to declare something as sensitive as bringin' new life into this world, nay?
OMG Dirty: o_o Oh =shit.= I'm going to get really fat.
AngeloState606: avast...what can i help ye with?
OMG Dirty: On the contrary, er...madam. It is the best sort of thing to declare.
Papa Tymisonn: You'll burn it back off in no time.
OMG Dirty: I need a present, for a lady.
OMG Dirty: Something with dark gems....
AngeloState606: *annie contemplates for a moment*
OMG Dirty: >_< We're gonna have a kid.
OMG Dirty: That's not a goat.
AngeloState606: Aye! i've got just the thing...fresh shipment...heh
OMG Dirty: *looks suddenly very pale*
Papa Tymisonn: ... I'm sure the little guy... or girl... will turn out fine.
AngeloState606: *annie walks to a locked cabinet toward the back of the shoppe and pulls out a large collection of keys from her skirt and begins fumbling through each key, trying the lock*
OMG Dirty: *latches onto Card* My knees have gone wobbly.
OMG Dirty: T_T I'm only seventeen......
AngeloState606: *after find the correct key, opens the cabinet and pulls out a circlet made of a dark pewter with several dark soapy looking stones inlaid in a pretty pattern*
Papa Tymisonn: *kiss on the top of the head* You'll be eighteen by then. And, by then, I'm sure we'll both be ready.
AngeloState606: how does this fare?
OMG Dirty: Yeah okay.
Papa Tymisonn: That's my girl.
OMG Dirty: *eyes looking wide enough to be dinner plates*
OMG Dirty: .........I didn't really think this bit through.
OMG Dirty: Very nicely.
OMG Dirty: How much is the tag?
AngeloState606: a lovely ware such as this does not come easily, thus the need for a larger price tag...
Papa Tymisonn: Is the master con artist finally in over her head?
OMG Dirty: >_> I'm sure.
AngeloState606: it'll be 1000 gold, sir
OMG Dirty: I'm sure it has little to do with my heritage.
AngeloState606: i'm afraid i can offer no less.
OMG Dirty: .....Madam, that.....looks to be made of pewter.
OMG Dirty: What are the stones to ring the price so high?
OMG Dirty: *snaps* No.
OMG Dirty: And I'm not a con artist anymore.
OMG Dirty: I'm all honest now.
Papa Tymisonn: Sorry... just a joke...
Papa Tymisonn: A bad one...
Papa Tymisonn: *embrace*
AngeloState606: aye, they are all diamonds, but diamonds of the beautiful, dark colors are more rare than the mermaid of the ocean, me lad
OMG Dirty: *grumblemumbles*
OMG Dirty: <_<
OMG Dirty: Let me rephrase.
Papa Tymisonn: I'll be with you the entire way, Farida.
OMG Dirty: I am but a priest.
OMG Dirty: And this is for my sister.
OMG Dirty: Love her as I do.
OMG Dirty: Rare diamonds are a little much for her birthday.
OMG Dirty: Even if it is her third 75th.
AngeloState606: aye
AngeloState606: too much, eh?
AngeloState606: hmmm
OMG Dirty: Something.....a little less opulant.
OMG Dirty: *nods his head*
OMG Dirty: *His braids all have small gold beads on the end, so they make a small tinkling noise if he moves his head*
AngeloState606: well, i may have just what ye needs, sir
OMG Dirty: better be.
OMG Dirty: I've kept my promise about staying.
OMG Dirty: And I've not left you naked and alone yet.
OMG Dirty: ....IM: Naked and with me, apparantly a little too much. >_<
AngeloState606: *annie walks the circlet back to the cabinet and locks it up; she then turns to a display case and pulls out a necklace*
OMG Dirty: Hey.
OMG Dirty: *holds out her ring*
Papa Tymisonn: Yes?
OMG Dirty: Going to put it on me?
Papa Tymisonn: ... good idea.
OMG Dirty: *leans down and inspects the necklace*
Papa Tymisonn: *gets on one knee*
AngeloState606: *the necklace is made up of a dark, long chain, and the pendant is a solitary soapstone in the shape of a star in a dark, dark green color*
Papa Tymisonn: With this ring, I thee wed. *puts it on*
OMG Dirty: And how much for this, madam pirate?
OMG Dirty: o.O What are you doing?
AngeloState606: 30 gold, sir
OMG Dirty: *smiles*
OMG Dirty: Much more my price range.
AngeloState606: *smiles back*
Papa Tymisonn: It's tradition where I'm from.
OMG Dirty: I'll take it.
Papa Tymisonn: Truncated, as it may be.
OMG Dirty: Can you wrap it for me?
AngeloState606: aye, me hearty; tis not a problem
OMG Dirty: IM: A pirate jeweler. It only makes sense I suppose. Gods she's frightening with all those Tattoos.
AngeloState606: have you a minute to wait, or would ye prefer to come back? 'twill take a mere minute to wrap it
OMG Dirty: I'll wait.
OMG Dirty: Oh. Okay then.
OMG Dirty: *smooch!*
AngeloState606: *smiles gently and walks to the back; walks in on F kissing C*
AngeloState606: aye, the lovebirds are so sweet! *sigh*
Papa Tymisonn: ^_^
OMG Dirty: *STands up straight* We was doing nothin'!
OMG Dirty: >_<
Papa Tymisonn: ... eh heh ... *goes a bit red & sheepish*
AngeloState606: *smiles; picks up a small, flat wooden box and lays the necklace in it in a displaying manner; picks up a short velvet sash and wraps it around the box in a pretty knot*
AngeloState606: *takes the box out to elan*
OMG Dirty: >_> My most gracious thanks.
AngeloState606: he, she be, good sir; *smiles at him* please return anytime...sorry for the dreadful greeting earlier
OMG Dirty: *lays out the appropriate coin, plus a small tip on the counter, keeping as far from the pirate woman as possible*
AngeloState606: i just get a little nervous when there are people around who don't know ye
Mekta satak kai has entered the room.
OMG Dirty: *Takes the box and takes a few steps backwards*
OMG Dirty: No no, no trouble at all.
AngeloState606: *annies walks toward him*
Papa Tymisonn: (BRB. Need something in my tummy.)
OMG Dirty: *Distinctly nervous* I daresay, it will be awhile before I need jewelry again.
Mekta satak kai: (recap?)
AngeloState606: *she opens the door for him and touches his arm gently*
Papa Tymisonn: (*gonna slap down a couple of grilled cheese sandies*)
OMG Dirty: (HEHEHEHEHE.)
Mekta satak kai: (Someone IM me.)
OMG Dirty: (I will.)
Mekta satak kai: (Oh, and I've heard about The Thing.)
AngeloState606: tis alright; i'll be here for a while
OMG Dirty: *Jerks back like his arm is on fire, and the usually serene man gives her a look like he's been slapped*
AngeloState606: hand a lovely day, sir
OMG Dirty: *And out the door he goes, in a flap of white robes*
AngeloState606: (oops meant have*
AngeloState606: *annies walks back to the back and brings out the lovebirds
AngeloState606: well, me lubbers, i 'spose i should see you on with yer lovely new jewelry
OMG Dirty: (We gotta wait for chuck. he's making sammiches.)
AngeloState606: (okeedokee)
Papa Tymisonn: (Back.)
Papa Tymisonn: (Everyone caught up?)
Mekta satak kai: (Yes.)
Papa Tymisonn: I... "s'pose"...
AngeloState606: (yay)
OMG Dirty: >_> yeah.
OMG Dirty: *still wide eyed and pale*
OMG Dirty: *And quiet for the normally mouthy little woman*
AngeloState606: *annie walks over to a quite shocked F and walks her over to the sink*
Papa Tymisonn: *back, he rubs!*
AngeloState606: here, lass, have a drink of water...ye looks like ye needs it
OMG Dirty: Yes, thanks.
OMG Dirty: *Does so*
OMG Dirty: *pats her face with water*
AngeloState606: *annie looks at C and gauges his expression*
OMG Dirty: I wanna go home, Sal.
Papa Tymisonn: *feeling weird, but... happy!*
Papa Tymisonn: ... alright, Farida...
AngeloState606: well, i, uh, spose ye wasted no time! *nervous laugh* tis lovely to bring life into the world, aye
AngeloState606: *annies pulls scarf out of her hair and lets her long sandy locks fall down to her waist*
Papa Tymisonn: (sexy!)
AngeloState606: tis another thing i regret...not having children o' me own.....i think i'd've made a right lovely mum
OMG Dirty: >_> want mine?
Papa Tymisonn: Ah ah ah...
OMG Dirty: *The skinny girl points to her stomach*
Papa Tymisonn: I want my heir, missy.
AngeloState606: nay, lass...nothing beats the love that develops between a mother and her child
AngeloState606: you'll see, lass....
AngeloState606: you'll see
OMG Dirty: Yeah.
OMG Dirty: *The Farida is not so cocky. She looks kinda deflated*
AngeloState606: well, i 'spose we've already exchanged coin for the rings? *winks at the two of you...pretty much letting you have them for free*
Papa Tymisonn: ... o.o
OMG Dirty: <_<
OMG Dirty: ...
OMG Dirty: .....
Papa Tymisonn: Uh... yeah, I... guess...
OMG Dirty: Wait what?
AngeloState606: i'm always here....if ye needs a friend or anything at all
OMG Dirty: Seriously?!
OMG Dirty: o_O
OMG Dirty: ....Hey......you wouldn't...need a hand around the shop.....
OMG Dirty: I can....help pay 'em off...
AngeloState606: you'll need to save that coin...bringing a little one in the world, they'll need care...
Papa Tymisonn: ... that's a good idea, Farida...
AngeloState606: well, if you'd like; i wouldn't mind the company, but really...you may keep your coin for the rings...
OMG Dirty: o_o He wont let me read the cards anymore. I'm bored. Please let me work just a little.
OMG Dirty: Maybe I can help in the mornings when he's gone!
AngeloState606: aye, lass! tis a wonderful idea
AngeloState606: how about starting tomorrow, nay?
OMG Dirty: *looking more delighted with this plan! with working in a place with so many shinies! With getting out of the house, and possibly acquiring such a strange friend!*
OMG Dirty: *NODNODNOD*
AngeloState606: *annie smiles and puts on a sort of coat*
OMG Dirty: I'll see you tomorrow Miss Rosie.
AngeloState606: well, i'm off to the pub; hafta enjoy my nightly grog
Mekta satak kai: <Shakti>
AngeloState606: aye, lass...you get your rest
OMG Dirty: IM: SCORE. I hope she teaches me how to swear real good like that.
Papa Tymisonn: Indeed. Let's go, dear... *out of the shop, yes?*
OMG Dirty: *Yes*
Mekta satak kai: *Down the street from the shop, Shakti is talking to a woman who can only be a prostitute. Because come on. You can usually tell when they're hookers.*
OMG Dirty: *hanging on Card's arm, looking a bit drained but happy*
AngeloState606: *annie watches the two leave the shop; she sighs and looks around her lonley quarters. she puts on a hat and heads out the back door to the bar*
Papa Tymisonn: o.o IM: Es...
OMG Dirty: o_o
Mekta satak kai: Yeah, sure. I'll be there... tomorrow? Tell me if they show up.
Mekta satak kai: See you later.
OMG Dirty: IM: BLAST. DEMON IN LAW.
Papa Tymisonn: (... o.o brb.)
Mekta satak kai: *hooker walks away down some shady alleyway*
AngeloState606: *annie passes someone who could quite possibly be a hooker*
OMG Dirty: *A drow is looking highly paniced and is looking about in the middle of the street at the ground, this way and that*
AngeloState606: *annie looks at him for a moment*
AngeloState606: are you lost?
OMG Dirty: ......
Mekta satak kai: *Shakti pauses in the street and leans on a building to write something in a small book*
OMG Dirty: *looks startled at meeting the pirate again*
OMG Dirty: ......uh...no.
OMG Dirty: I lost my coin bag...
AngeloState606: oh? that's right dreadful...
Papa Tymisonn: (Back. Sorry. Bodily emergency...)
OMG Dirty: Yes.
AngeloState606: where were you when you last had it?
OMG Dirty: I'm trying to back track and find it....
OMG Dirty: >_> In your shop.
AngeloState606: hmm
Papa Tymisonn: ... *w*
Papa Tymisonn: Let's avoid her...
OMG Dirty: *Shock*
AngeloState606: well....would ye like some help in the search?
Mekta satak kai: *looks up to the happy family and is hardcore startled*
OMG Dirty: o_O *w* Why on gaera you avoidin' your kin?
Mekta satak kai: ....
Mekta satak kai: IM: What are they doing here?
Papa Tymisonn: *w* Juuuuuuust watch.
OMG Dirty: *w* I don't like her, but that is not right.
Papa Tymisonn: *now that he's spotted, waves*
AngeloState606: *just then, annie remember the note that the shady character dropped in her shoppe earlier that day; she pulls it from her pocket and glances at it for a second, but, feeling her heart race, decides to not open it just yet*
OMG Dirty: *Bows his head*
OMG Dirty: Many thanks Madam.
OMG Dirty: Two heads are better than one, yes.
AngeloState606: ah, tis alright
OMG Dirty: It's small, about ye big, and made of black leather, it has an eye embroidered on it.
AngeloState606: i was just heading to the pub for some grog; heaven knows i can do with out that hehe *laughs nervously*
OMG Dirty: *looks with blatant curiosity at the odd location her sister in law has shown up*
Mekta satak kai: IM: Yeah. Nice save.
Mekta satak kai: *waves back*
AngeloState606: an eye, hm? well, i spose we should start at the front o' me shoppe?
OMG Dirty: I suppose we could.
OMG Dirty: *keeps a fair pace away from her, all appendages hidden within the folds of his robes, it's even like he's managed to pull his collar farther up*
AngeloState606: *annie and elan walk together through the streets glancing around randomly*
Mekta satak kai: *closes her book and walks over* So. What are you sneaking around the slums for?
OMG Dirty: *Either he's allergic to pirates, or tattooed women*
Papa Tymisonn: Oh, uh... *shows off the ring*
Papa Tymisonn: Figured I'd finally get around to it.
OMG Dirty: *Grins*
OMG Dirty: *shows off the gold band with the red stones she picked out*
OMG Dirty: I work here now, too.
OMG Dirty: *gestures to the jewelry shop*
AngeloState606: *annie looks at elan and notices that he seems to be so awkward*
OMG Dirty: *Shiftily*
Mekta satak kai: *mild surprise* Oh.
OMG Dirty: Also. Shakti.
OMG Dirty: ......I wanted to.....
Mekta satak kai: Just... didn't expect you guys in this part of town.
OMG Dirty: *Deep breath* Say thank you for helping out with keeping my deck.
OMG Dirty: >V>
AngeloState606: heh, you know, i, uh, got these tattoos almost as a mark to show who i am, i 'spose
OMG Dirty: I bought you a large batch of the spice I used the other night for you. Since you like it so.
Papa Tymisonn: IM: Wow. Unsolicited. She continues to impress.
OMG Dirty: As thanks. Don't look too much into it.
AngeloState606: this one, here, *points to the back of her neck* this one was put there against me will
Mekta satak kai: *now looks profoundly uncomfortable* >_> Don't... give it another thought.
Mekta satak kai: IM: As in seriously. We need to not mention that again.
AngeloState606: twas a awful 'sperience....i'll never forget it
OMG Dirty: <_< .....
OMG Dirty: *Shivers at that*
Papa Tymisonn: ... well, since it's at our house...
OMG Dirty: I have seen such tattoos given.
AngeloState606: it was my first week on the ship...i was 16...
Papa Tymisonn: Would you like to join us for some dinner?
OMG Dirty: I'm glad I escaped with none.
OMG Dirty: Though that was in a far different place......
AngeloState606: oh? have you been put under a rite of initiation?
Mekta satak kai: I.... um.
OMG Dirty: *looks at the sky with a slight air of distrust...or perhaps wonder*
OMG Dirty: No.
Mekta satak kai: Sure. I've pretty much finished up here.
OMG Dirty: They are used to show ownership where I come from....
AngeloState606: ah...now i understand...
Papa Tymisonn: Good.
Papa Tymisonn: IM: Food should placate her.
OMG Dirty: My sister managed to spare me that humiliation.
OMG Dirty: For that I'm grateful.
AngeloState606: i've heard stories, you know, about the women there
OMG Dirty: >_>
OMG Dirty: Good.
OMG Dirty: I'm......dying of hunger.
OMG Dirty: ......I want jelly.
OMG Dirty: And cake.
AngeloState606: i can't imagine having to endure such cruelty...meself, i've always been a bit off an odd one...
Mekta satak kai: That's... awesome, Farida.
Mekta satak kai: You eat the hell out of some cake.
OMG Dirty: *represses a shudder*
Papa Tymisonn: IM: It begins. o.o
AngeloState606: i spose i don't really fit the complete pirate ideal
AngeloState606: *nervous laugh*
Mekta satak kai: *pulls a flask out of a dark red shoulder bag*
OMG Dirty: Not many up here would take to living in my people's community.
Papa Tymisonn: ... well, my two favourite ladies, let's go.
Mekta satak kai: *weighs it in one hand before putting it back* IM: I'm going to need that.
OMG Dirty: >_> I think I will.
Mekta satak kai: ...Yeah.
OMG Dirty: IM: Eat the hell out of it? What does THAT mean?
AngeloState606: aye....tis almost the same on the ship...it's a tough life if ye can't blend, know wut i mean?
Mekta satak kai: *Also, she's totally still wearing her big mean kukri-full-of-mercy*
OMG Dirty: <_< Perhaps.
OMG Dirty: I did not stay long.
OMG Dirty: I left as a child, to live up here.
OMG Dirty: I find my stay amoung humans far preferable.
Papa Tymisonn: *leads the way*
AngeloState606: really? it must've been awful frightening....to come where you are so, you know, unique...
OMG Dirty: (I want to draw shakti dressed as the bride. The bride in a sari. And I'm not sure why.)
Mekta satak kai: *follows*
Mekta satak kai: (the bride?)
OMG Dirty: (kill bill.)
Mekta satak kai: (Or The Bride? Because that almost makes sense.)
OMG Dirty: You don't really think about that as a child.
Mekta satak kai: (Get out of my thought bubble, you.)
OMG Dirty: I was raised by an old man.
OMG Dirty: It was only when I came to the city, I realized how different I was.
OMG Dirty: Thankfully, Doma capital is diverse enough, that I do not stick out TOO badly.
OMG Dirty: There are FAR worse things here.
AngeloState606: 'tis true...the innocence that a child bears is so lovely...it's not until you are older that you learn how difficult our world is
OMG Dirty: IM: My sister for instance.
OMG Dirty: (No, out of mine. I like bubbles.)
OMG Dirty: *CUT TO HOUSE*
Papa Tymisonn: IM: How'm I going to tell her? o.o How'm I going to tell her? o.o How'm I going to tell her? o.o
OMG Dirty: o_o Why were you in the slums, eh?
AngeloState606: *annie and elan continue walking and reach the front of annies shoppe*
OMG Dirty: *let's them into the house and goes about reheating dinner and laying everything out*
Mekta satak kai: *looks vaguely uncomfortable as usual.*
AngeloState606: well, here we are...lets take a gander; hopes we find somethin'
Mekta satak kai: *Makes you wonder why she keeps accepting these invitations.*
OMG Dirty: (She's an emotional masochist apparaantly.)
OMG Dirty: I do hope so.
Papa Tymisonn: *cuz she loves her brother. duh.*
Mekta satak kai: (Oh, probably.)
OMG Dirty: That's a months wages in there.
Mekta satak kai: (Shaddup, Chuckles!)
AngeloState606: *annie looks around on the ground and sees nothin'*
Mekta satak kai: (That's a damn dirty lie!)
OMG Dirty: I'd rather like to eat something aside from what the other Brothers provide.
OMG Dirty: *Gets to looking*
OMG Dirty: The elders, while lovely, cannot cook.
AngeloState606: *sigh* well, i imagine so if the brothers provide anything similar to what would crawl out of the bung hole on me old ship *chuckle*
OMG Dirty: ......
OMG Dirty: *Stops, looks at her*
OMG Dirty: Out of the what?
AngeloState606: *guffaws for a moment*
AngeloState606: the bung hole?
OMG Dirty: ..........
Papa Tymisonn: Well, sis?
OMG Dirty: *turns a darker shade of blue*
OMG Dirty: PArdon, but do you really think.....
AngeloState606: well, the bung is where the rations be stored...
OMG Dirty: that is.....
OMG Dirty: .........YOU store them WHERE?
OMG Dirty: o__O
AngeloState606: and the bung hole is where you access the food....
OMG Dirty: IM: I will never ever join pirates. It is most definately official.
Mekta satak kai: Hm? What?
OMG Dirty: <__<
Papa Tymisonn: Why were you in the slums?
AngeloState606: my appologies, sir...i know nuthin' else to call it....
OMG Dirty: I was wrong. This is far worse than the colonies...
OMG Dirty: *Head is filled with terrible visions*
Mekta satak kai: Oh. I was talking to a couple of members of the local prostitute's guild.
Mekta satak kai: Why?
OMG Dirty: *the lamps are lit, the goat is released to frolic on the floor*
AngeloState606: *clears throat nervously; it's becoming quite apparent why annie has been unable to land a man*
OMG Dirty: (CHuck you get goat duty as i'm mpd.)
Papa Tymisonn: (Sure, sure.)
OMG Dirty: *And Farida has pulled out chairs for both of them and is warming up what looks to be some sort of noodles and beef*
AngeloState606: well, did ye notice if ye had the pouch when you left?
Papa Tymisonn: Apuro: *begins to gnaw on some upholstery*
OMG Dirty: .......I did not notice much, madam, I left in a hurry.
Papa Tymisonn: ... wait. Prostitute's guild?
AngeloState606: hmm....well, i 'spose twouldn't hurt to gaze inside for a moment...
Papa Tymisonn: (They control Old Town, man... as beautiful as they are deadly...)
OMG Dirty: <_< *clattering in the kitchen*
Mekta satak kai: That's what I said.
OMG Dirty: *the little bejewled head of Shakti's little inlaw/nemesis pokes out of the kitchen*
Papa Tymisonn: For what conceivable reason?
Mekta satak kai: What's the matter with talking to prostitutes?
OMG Dirty: If you would be so kind.....
AngeloState606: *annie pulls out her keys and unlocks the door; she steps inside and senses elan behind her; she can't help but notice that he smells of sandalwood...a very familiar smell*
OMG Dirty: That would be greatly appreciated.
OMG Dirty: *eyes flick around in the dark*
OMG Dirty: *sure enough, on the door frame is his money pouch*
OMG Dirty: *Snatchs it and checks the contents*
Papa Tymisonn: Well, it implies a couple things.
OMG Dirty: *SIGH*
AngeloState606: avast! how lucky
OMG Dirty: Thank Ashura, giver of life......
AngeloState606: aye...*laughs nervously*
Mekta satak kai: Ooh. Implications.
Mekta satak kai: Not implications.
OMG Dirty: *tucks it neatly inside his robes*
AngeloState606: well, i'm happy to be able to help
Mekta satak kai: Anything but that.
OMG Dirty: I cannot express my gratitude enough.
AngeloState606: twas my pleasure to be able to help ye
OMG Dirty: Please, anytime you need healing or prayers, come to the temple. I will do so for you, as repayment.
Papa Tymisonn: Oh yes, my sister. She cannot possibly care what people *drags the goat away from the couch with her foot* think.
AngeloState606: *annie smiles at him and walks out of the shop, locking the door behind her*
Papa Tymisonn: *Apuro puts up a fight*
AngeloState606: well, have a nice evening, sir...
OMG Dirty: Or I can buy you a glass of wine.
OMG Dirty: Your choice, really.
AngeloState606: *annie, shocked, fuddles her words a moment*
OMG Dirty: <_< It was not a come on.
OMG Dirty: I assure you.
Papa Tymisonn: *tug, tug, a look of "I do this all the time now"*
AngeloState606: well, i, uh, der, bla, um....
Mekta satak kai: Well, I hardly see why it matters.
AngeloState606: aye, twould be...be lovely *smile*
OMG Dirty: 9_9 Please think nothing of the rumors of Ashuran priests. I merely wish to express my gratitude.
Mekta satak kai: You didn't have anything in your notes about them. Which I guess I can understand. *smirk*
AngeloState606: *smile* understood, sir
Mekta satak kai: But honestly. I didn't expect you'd be so righteously offended.
Papa Tymisonn: ... I just wonder what business my sister has with prostitutes sometimes.
OMG Dirty: Do you like the Jade Dragon?
OMG Dirty: It's not a far pace off.
Mekta satak kai: (JD's been destroyed)
OMG Dirty: (DOH. that's right~)
AngeloState606: i've never been, actually....
OMG Dirty: (Show's how long it's been since I've rped properly.)
OMG Dirty: (Ivory Horn it is then.)
Papa Tymisonn: Forgive me for wondering.
Mekta satak kai: Well, apparently you and I are interested in studying different demographics. You go for the royals and whatnot.
AngeloState606: i mostly stick to the Bloated Gill.....it's more of the crowd that is comfortable with me
Mekta satak kai: While I talk to people.
AngeloState606: being a pirate and all...
Papa Tymisonn: Royals are people too, sister. As real as anyone.
AngeloState606: *annie follows elan...still kinda nervous....*
OMG Dirty: >_> Well....then. We'll go there.
Papa Tymisonn: Not that I have disdain for lower classes, but you get as dirty as you like.
Mekta satak kai: Yeah, but that doesn't mean they're the only people. Or even the most important ones.
OMG Dirty: I'm afraid I don't know where this pub is though.
OMG Dirty: So....if you don't mind leading the way.
AngeloState606: IM: oh shite! what do i do? what do i say? *curses in gaelic*
Mekta satak kai: There's nothing 'dirty' about the lower classes.
OMG Dirty: (DOH that was ELAN)
Mekta satak kai: You spend too much time in the castle.
OMG Dirty: (The last three lines anyway.)
Papa Tymisonn: ... ... ... you have a point.
OMG Dirty: <farida>
Papa Tymisonn: That was someone else talking...
OMG Dirty: *hustles out food for them*
Papa Tymisonn: Sorry.
Papa Tymisonn: I didn't me- food!
Papa Tymisonn: *sits*
Mekta satak kai: Forgiven. *sits*
OMG Dirty: *Cardinal and Sharky get plates of pasta with a nice spicey sauce with beef....and fresh bread*
AngeloState606: oh
OMG Dirty: *FArida has laid out cake for herself, dripping with Jelly.*
Mekta satak kai: IM: She made the sauce again.
Papa Tymisonn: It looks heavenly! ^_^
AngeloState606: (got it; sorry got lost)
Mekta satak kai: IM: The sauce is good.
OMG Dirty: nVn
Mekta satak kai: *her usual irritated scowl relents a little at the smell of the food*
Papa Tymisonn: Well, sis? Dig in!
Papa Tymisonn: *eats!*
OMG Dirty: *looks mightily pleased with herself and begins to eat the cake with in a ravenous manner*
AngeloState606: *annie leads elan to the bloated gill; they walk a few minutes in silence....*
Mekta satak kai: *eats as well*
OMG Dirty: How did you hear of me, by the way?
Papa Tymisonn: ... IM: Now's a good a time as any...
Papa Tymisonn: So, uh... Shakti... I have some... good... news...
AngeloState606: just chatter from others, you know...
Mekta satak kai: <_<
OMG Dirty: >_> I'm sure.
OMG Dirty: I know I stick out a bit.
AngeloState606: don't have many friends, so i mostly hear what other people talk 'bout
OMG Dirty: From the other Brothers.
Mekta satak kai: Yeah?
AngeloState606: hrm...well, it's nice to see a different face....
OMG Dirty: You need to explore a bit then.
AngeloState606: breaks the bore of normal day to day life
Papa Tymisonn: Yeah.
OMG Dirty: I've never been to a city with so many races present.
Papa Tymisonn: ... uh... *eat*
OMG Dirty: I saw three succubi yesterday.
OMG Dirty: And a shark man of all things.
Mekta satak kai: Sal.
AngeloState606: well, being on the sea for so long, i saw so many people from all races and places, aye....
OMG Dirty: *wipes a bit of jelly off her nose*
Mekta satak kai: You're being very vague.
OMG Dirty: <_<
Papa Tymisonn: I am? Oh.
OMG Dirty: Just spit it out.
AngeloState606: but, i've never need a succubi...
Papa Tymisonn: *eat*
OMG Dirty: Or I'll tell.
Mekta satak kai: ....
OMG Dirty: And ruin your fun.
Mekta satak kai: IM: No.
AngeloState606: (i've never SEEN a succubi)
Mekta satak kai: IM: They both have a secret good-news thing to share.
Papa Tymisonn: ... *swallow*
AngeloState606: that must have been interesting, nay?
Papa Tymisonn: Alright.
Mekta satak kai: *chokes on her meat*
Mekta satak kai: *manages to swallow it before dying*
OMG Dirty: Fairly normal.......
OMG Dirty: actually.
Papa Tymisonn: ... you'regoingtobeanaunt*EATEATEAT!*
OMG Dirty: I guess that's why I've not been run out of town with pitch forks yet.
OMG Dirty: (DAMN those were ELAN too.)
Mekta satak kai: *chokes again*
AngeloState606: (heh...sokay)
OMG Dirty: <Farida>
Mekta satak kai: *takes a little longer to free her airways*
Mekta satak kai: ...
OMG Dirty: *looks not so much excited by just down right DAZED*
Papa Tymisonn: Boy this is good pasta! I've never had better! *eateat!*
AngeloState606: well, i imagine this city is fairly accpeting of different people...
Mekta satak kai: ...
Mekta satak kai: What?
OMG Dirty: >_> oh shut it, Card. It's no big secret.
Papa Tymisonn: ...
OMG Dirty: Not anymore anyway.
Mekta satak kai: So... uh.
Mekta satak kai: Okay.
Mekta satak kai: You, uh.... just find this out?
AngeloState606: i've been here for a few years now, but the most trouble i had was when i first docked....
OMG Dirty: .....*nods*
Papa Tymisonn: A white mage happened upon her, and blurted it out.
OMG Dirty: Oh, the guard captain then?
AngeloState606: but, after that, i was able to open my shoppe and it's all history after that....
Mekta satak kai: That's... well.
OMG Dirty: I hear he's an expirate himself.....
OMG Dirty: Yeah.
OMG Dirty: Glorious.
Mekta satak kai: *Takes out her flask and offers a brief toast* Good luck with that. You guys.... good for you.
Mekta satak kai: IM: Better him than me.
OMG Dirty: *looks somewhat mournful and stuffs another bite of cake in her mouth*
AngeloState606: hrm....he didn't pay me much mind...being a woman and all...sometimes it seems like just having breasts calls for special treatment *sigh*
Mekta satak kai: *drinks!*
OMG Dirty: .......
AngeloState606: i've been taking care of meself since i was 14....
OMG Dirty: *Clears his throat*
OMG Dirty: I hardly......think breasts are a decent topic......
Mekta satak kai: So... you know when you're due?
OMG Dirty: No idea.
AngeloState606: *realizing what she said, is quite embarassed*
OMG Dirty: He said I am not very far along.
Papa Tymisonn: I'd probably guess 8 to 9 months.
OMG Dirty: I suppose we need to go see someone to find out.
OMG Dirty: T_T
OMG Dirty: *heaves a sigh*
AngeloState606: oh, i, uh...i'm sorry...i didn't mean to, uh....
OMG Dirty: IM: I am going to have the fattest of asses.
Mekta satak kai: Well, I'm sure one of the girls knows a place.
Papa Tymisonn: (Card: Bigger the berry, sweeter the juice.)
AngeloState606: IM: ARRRRG! dreadful girl! why do you even bother!
Mekta satak kai: They.... IM: This is so awkward....
OMG Dirty: It's ......alright, madam.
Mekta satak kai: ...have that done from time to time.
OMG Dirty: *yanks a bit on one of his braids*
OMG Dirty: I hear much more, and see much more at the temple.
OMG Dirty: *clears his throat again, despite saying that, he still doesn't look all that comfortable*
AngeloState606: oh? well, then i guess my fodder of a conversationalism isn't too unberable, aye?
OMG Dirty: <_<
OMG Dirty: No. Just......
AngeloState606: *they reach the bloated gill and pause in front of the door*
OMG Dirty: no more words of where the food is kept.
OMG Dirty: That...kinda hurt.
AngeloState606: *chuckles*
OMG Dirty: >_> I imagine they do.
AngeloState606: aye, that's usually a bit of a shock to most...it sounds absolutely dreadful, but it really is just "pirate" for a wooden barrel....
OMG Dirty: *has finished her plate and wanders into the kitchen to get another slice*
OMG Dirty: IM: at least getting fat gives me license to eat way too much sweets.
AngeloState606: well, shall we go inside?
OMG Dirty: *opens the door*
OMG Dirty: After you.
Mekta satak kai: So, Sal.
AngeloState606: *smiles nervously and steps inside*
Papa Tymisonn: Yes?
OMG Dirty: *Wanders in and sits at the first available table*
AngeloState606: *smelling his scent again...makes her nervous suddenly*
Mekta satak kai: You're uh... I'm not going to have to babysit, am I?
Mekta satak kai: Because I don't know how good I'd be at the nurturing thing.
OMG Dirty: *makes sure to pull out a chair*
Papa Tymisonn: o.o That would imply you're staying in the country, wouldn't it?
OMG Dirty: *While terrified, he's at least a terrified gentleman*
Mekta satak kai: I might have some work here with the guild.
AngeloState606: *annie sits in the chair and nods to the barkeep*
OMG Dirty: *CLANG*
OMG Dirty: o_O
Mekta satak kai: They're kind of... overlooked a lot.
Mekta satak kai: I mean, not sex work.
AngeloState606: *the barkeep seems a little shocked seeing annie there with another person...*
OMG Dirty: IM: OH damn! That would have been funny has hell.
Mekta satak kai: The kind of work I'm technically here to do.
Papa Tymisonn: ... so... you're staying?
Mekta satak kai: <_< Maybe.
Papa Tymisonn: That's... good! Yes!
OMG Dirty: >_> I'll pick up the tab tonight. The least I can do.
Mekta satak kai: ...
Mekta satak kai: You're... enthused.
AngeloState606: *annie smiles softly and quickly averts her eyes to the ground*
Mekta satak kai: Which is odd considering you were trying to get rid of me when I first got here.
AngeloState606: thankee, sir...
Mekta satak kai: Thought I'd unbalance the cosmos.
Papa Tymisonn: What? That was a legitimate worry!
OMG Dirty: IM: WHAT? DAMN!
Mekta satak kai: 9_9
AngeloState606: *the barkeep comes over to the table and looking a tad confused asks for the order*
Mekta satak kai: Look. I don't think you need to be bringing kids or wives to the slums.
OMG Dirty: Whatever wine you have, sir, red if it's available. And whatever the lady likes.
Mekta satak kai: And I don't think I'll have time to bring myself out here once I get started.
Mekta satak kai: So...
Mekta satak kai: I might not be around as often as you seem to think. Doma's a big place.
AngeloState606: i, um, i'll try the wine...
OMG Dirty: *Elan will stick out like a thumb here. If only because it's very obvious he's a priest, and he's so pristinely clean!*
AngeloState606: (yeah.....thought so! that's why the barkeep looks so confused)
Papa Tymisonn: I understand.
AngeloState606: i've actually never had wine before...
Mekta satak kai: Give Farida my most sarcastic apologies.
Papa Tymisonn: No thanks.
Mekta satak kai: *shrug*
Mekta satak kai: *eat*
OMG Dirty: >_> You don't have to.
OMG Dirty: More tea?
Mekta satak kai: ...sure.
OMG Dirty: *pours*
Mekta satak kai: <_< Thanks.
OMG Dirty: *Resists pouring a bit on Shakti for giggles*
Mekta satak kai: *sip*
OMG Dirty: *though pictures this in her head*
Mekta satak kai: IM: Would it be impolite to spike it?
Mekta satak kai: IM: Because I think I need a drink.
Mekta satak kai: IM: And not freaking tea, either.
OMG Dirty: <_< really?
OMG Dirty: It's lovely.
Papa Tymisonn: Some for me too, dear.
OMG Dirty: Though it's hard to say what people prefer.
OMG Dirty: Most people who haven't had much, like whites....or sweet reds.....
AngeloState606: *smiles* well, i'm not afriad to try new things...
OMG Dirty: *pours Card some too*
OMG Dirty: .......
OMG Dirty: *Avoids commenting on that*
OMG Dirty: Apologies.
AngeloState606: you'd think with all of my travels that i would have come accross it
OMG Dirty: WE really haven't introduced ourselves have we?
OMG Dirty: I'm Elan Ill Bast, priest of Ashura.
Papa Tymisonn: *drinka!*
OMG Dirty: *Sits down on the floor and plays with Apuro*
OMG Dirty: *who is determined to chew off one of the buckles on her boots*
AngeloState606: Ill Bast, eh? i've heard that name somewhere before...*shrugs it off*
OMG Dirty: .....Probably.
Mekta satak kai: (Elan Ill Mitch?)
AngeloState606: me name be Annie Rose...when i was on the ship, me shipmates called me Rosie...ye can call me Rosie if ye like...or Annie is fine..
OMG Dirty: (NOOOOOO. He likes to pray not to punch. But his favorite think is dance. not rap.)
AngeloState606: *the barkeep brings the wine over with two glasses*
OMG Dirty: (And that probably was Elan.)
OMG Dirty: (EGADS.)
Mekta satak kai: (Your fonts hate you tonight.)
OMG Dirty: (yeah. I don't have the touch tonight.)
AngeloState606: (sokay...i got it)
OMG Dirty: I'll stick with Ms. Rosie then.
OMG Dirty: Easy to remember due to the uh.....
AngeloState606: *smiles*
OMG Dirty: *gestures at his chest*
AngeloState606: *light chuckle*
OMG Dirty: *holds out the wine class* Cheers then.
AngeloState606: heh....yeah...that's nother one of those things ye do at that young age and then later on realize ye probably shouldn't have done it
AngeloState606: *holds up glass*
Papa Tymisonn: ... not bad...
Mekta satak kai: (We should RP them asking the whores about pregnancy tests and stuff. That would be amusing.)
OMG Dirty: Of course it isn't bad.
Papa Tymisonn: Of course... ... *deep breath* I'm going to be a dad. o.o
Mekta satak kai: ...No, it isn't. *eats*
OMG Dirty: (Yes. yes it would. but probably not tonight. I grow kinda tired.)
Papa Tymisonn: *promptly, falls off his chair*
Mekta satak kai: (Same here. I wasn't implying tonight)
OMG Dirty: o_o
AngeloState606: *annie drinks the wine*
OMG Dirty: =SHIT.-
Mekta satak kai: *sighs*
Papa Tymisonn: *apparently, it just hit him*
OMG Dirty: *Scoots over and fans his face*
OMG Dirty: HEY. you are stealing my bit.
Mekta satak kai: Sal.... *eyeroll*
Papa Tymisonn: It's a good bit. I like it. o.o
AngeloState606: IM: bloody marm! that's brilliant
Mekta satak kai: *blink+shudder*
OMG Dirty: *Not the best wine, but it wont' kill her!*
AngeloState606: *annie smiles and drinks more wine*
AngeloState606: i like it...
OMG Dirty: *swishes his glass, sniffs it, then drinks it down in one smooth drink*
AngeloState606: it's very....smooth
OMG Dirty: *HE maybe a bit of a pansy, but he apparantly boozes enough*
OMG Dirty: That's the point then.
OMG Dirty: I detest things like whiskey.
OMG Dirty: *clinks down a few gil for the bartender*
AngeloState606: aye....the whiskey is a bit masochistic....tis like getting punched in the nose over and over, aye
Papa Tymisonn: Am I even ready to be a dad? Am I allowed? I haven't checked the DPG regulations on this...
AngeloState606: *finishes her glass*
OMG Dirty: I'm afraid Ms. Rosie, I have to go. I have an early altar service to tend to in the morning.
AngeloState606: *sighs*
Mekta satak kai: What are they gonna do, Sal?
OMG Dirty: *fans his face some more*
OMG Dirty: 6_6
AngeloState606: well, thankee...it was lovely
Mekta satak kai: The DPG can't do shit about it.
OMG Dirty: You should have thought of that.
Mekta satak kai: They've let me get away with some crazy shit.
OMG Dirty: Beforehand.
Mekta satak kai: Shit you don't even know about.
Mekta satak kai: They're not going to bother you.
AngeloState606: I spose i should head to bed, as well
OMG Dirty: If they objected to it, they wouldn't have let you marry me. It's inevitable after that.
AngeloState606: *annie and elan walk out to the street*
OMG Dirty: *Bows his head making his braids clink*
Mekta satak kai: What she said. I mean, "What? Cardinal started a family?? Hell no!"
AngeloState606: well *she tugs on her hat* have a lovelyevening
OMG Dirty: Have a good rest.
OMG Dirty: As I said.
Mekta satak kai: They don't freaking care.
OMG Dirty: If you ever need healing, or advice.
AngeloState606: *smiles...she turns and walks toward her home*
OMG Dirty: I'm at the Ashuran temple.
OMG Dirty: *and off he goes!*
AngeloState606: thankee....elan...
Papa Tymisonn: ... alright...
Papa Tymisonn: ... it's intimidating.
AngeloState606: *annie walks with the wind blowing against her face...she's feeling slightly happy inside...then she remembers the note*
OMG Dirty: 6_6 Gods, I'm handling it better.
Papa Tymisonn: .... yup.
OMG Dirty: You're not the one who is going to bloat with childflesh.
AngeloState606: *she gulps hard and pulls it out of her pocket*
Mekta satak kai: She's right. You're being a wuss.
Mekta satak kai: *points* Worry about her first. Worry about the DPG never.
Mekta satak kai: *eyeroll*
AngeloState606: *she stops next to a lantern and stares at it for a moment*
Mekta satak kai: IM: He is concerned with some stupid shit. He's going to be a father and he's thinking about the DPG!
Mekta satak kai: *mentally tears her hair out*
Mekta satak kai: IM: Agh.
Papa Tymisonn: ... *breathe*
Papa Tymisonn: Sorry. Just needed to freak out a bit.
Papa Tymisonn: *gets up*
Mekta satak kai: You feel better?
Papa Tymisonn: I'm good now.
Mekta satak kai: Good.
OMG Dirty: *Apuro nibbles on his hair some*
Mekta satak kai: *exasperated sigh*
AngeloState606: *she takes a deep breath and pulls the note open, staring in confusion at the contents on the note*
OMG Dirty: *kisses her husband on the forehead and goes and pours him another cup of tea and hands it to him*
Papa Tymisonn: *drinka*
OMG Dirty: IM: Soooooo fat.....
Papa Tymisonn: *calming...*
Mekta satak kai: Look, if you want me to go talk to the people about the thing, I can do that.
OMG Dirty: *Images of a giant wobbly stomach growing until it ecclipses her entirely*
AngeloState606: *on the note, is a long sentence written in a strange script in RED ink; annie can only guess that it's elvish....*
OMG Dirty: *SEts out a glass contianer with a bow on it in front of Shakti, then puts apuro away*
Mekta satak kai: *blinks in the direction of the container*
OMG Dirty: I'm going to lay down. This has been weird. Stay up as late as you like.
Mekta satak kai: What's this? *points*
OMG Dirty: *With that, Farida disappears into their bedroom*
AngeloState606: *she closes her eyes and sighs....she folds the note and puts it back in her pocket, intent on enjoying the rest of her evening*
Mekta satak kai: I... wait. Aw, hell.
Mekta satak kai: Sal, what is this?
Papa Tymisonn: (Just a moment.)
Papa Tymisonn: Should be the spice, Es.
Mekta satak kai: I... what? Why is she giving me that?
Mekta satak kai: *eyes it suspiciously*
Mekta satak kai: I think she said something about it earlier.
AngeloState606: *annie makes it back to her home and changes into her night gown; she sits in front of a mirror and braids her hair; she stares at herself for a minute, blows out the candle, and lays down to sleep*
Papa Tymisonn: Yeah... for the whole "Hakaril and the Cards" thing...
Mekta satak kai: What? For telling off that chancellor jackass? That's like giving me candy as a reward for breathing.
Papa Tymisonn: Well, keep breathing.
Mekta satak kai: And keep bitching, apparently.
Mekta satak kai: *sighs and takes the container*
Mekta satak kai: Tell ... her I said thank you. ¬_¬
OMG Dirty: (HAR HAR HAR!)
OMG Dirty: (Gifts are the best sort of way to make people uncomfy.)
Mekta satak kai: (Yeah, they are.)
Papa Tymisonn: I will.
Mekta satak kai: That guy was such a dick.
Mekta satak kai: What did Silvar call him? Vince?
Papa Tymisonn: Vincent Smartz, yes. Apparently, he's usually a dick where being a dick is needed. It's why the king keeps him around.
Mekta satak kai: I'm remembering that name. He's a self-righteous prick.
Papa Tymisonn: Well, if he does his job well, then he's fine by me.
Mekta satak kai: Didn't look like he was doing it well to me.
Papa Tymisonn: Well, that wasn't his job. He was being a dick on his own time.
Mekta satak kai: Uh huh.
Mekta satak kai: Seemed like he thought it WAS his job to be a dick.
Mekta satak kai: If he's going to swing his authoritarian cock around whenever he likes....
Papa Tymisonn: OK, language.
Papa Tymisonn: You're getting vulgar.
Mekta satak kai: What? Oh, fine. I forget.
Mekta satak kai: But you know what I mean.
Mekta satak kai: He aggravates me. And I think you know why.
Papa Tymisonn: Don't have to tell me.
Mekta satak kai: Why do people put up with that crap?
Papa Tymisonn: Don't look at me. He never crossed me.
Mekta satak kai: If not for Silvar, I'd be worried he gets away with it all the time.
Papa Tymisonn: Oh, the king keeps him in line too.
Mekta satak kai: Good. Less work for me.
Mekta satak kai: Someone ought to take him down a couple of notches. I'm glad it doesn't have to be me.
Papa Tymisonn: (... why the hell are they trying to make MILK COOL?)
Mekta satak kai: Also a little sad.
Papa Tymisonn: Why's that?
Mekta satak kai: But mainly relieved.
Mekta satak kai: Why what?
Papa Tymisonn: Why are you sad at this, exactly?
AngeloState606 has left the room.
Mekta satak kai: I'd like to have the pleasure of deflating him. But I'm sure people have it covered.
Mekta satak kai: Do you ever have to work with him?
Papa Tymisonn: No, not really. Every now and again at best.
Mekta satak kai: Huh.
Mekta satak kai: I'm glad I won't have to deal with him again. Unless he pays for sex, in which case I might see him around while I do my field work.
Mekta satak kai: *shrug*
Mekta satak kai: You think he does?
Papa Tymisonn: ...
Papa Tymisonn: Wouldn't know?
Mekta satak kai: You should ask.
Papa Tymisonn: No thanks. Man's business is his own.
OMG Dirty: (Card: so uh......chancellor......Pay for any poonani lately?)
Mekta satak kai: (Top notch poonani.)
Mekta satak kai: (Lex wins.)
Mekta satak kai: Eh. Whatever.
Mekta satak kai: Anyway, I should probably get back. I'll ask the people about the thing while I'm working on the stuff.
Papa Tymisonn: Thanks, sis. Appreciate the help.
Papa Tymisonn: Oh, and sis?
Mekta satak kai: ...
Papa Tymisonn: Don't be dragged into sin and decay. You're better than that, my child. :P
Mekta satak kai: You worried I'm going to start turning tricks?
Papa Tymisonn: Heck no. Just bugging you. ^_^
Mekta satak kai: Heh. Well, stop by if you're ever in the red-light district.
Mekta satak kai: *gets up, grabbing the spices as she does so*
Papa Tymisonn: Night.
Mekta satak kai: Seeya.
Mekta satak kai: *exit*
Mekta satak kai: </Shakti>
Mekta satak kai: (tired.)
Mekta satak kai: (Send me a log whenever the RP is declared done.)
Papa Tymisonn: (Kay-o. Won't be long now.)
Papa Tymisonn: (Heck, make it now.)
Mekta satak kai: (k)
OMG Dirty: (night)
Mekta satak kai: (night)
OMG Dirty has left the room.
Mekta satak kai: (Send log!)