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Lithaladhwen: You should invite people!
Zero: (Hoo ha!)
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FFFan80: I HATE YOU ALL
FFFan80: I mean, hello o.o
DarkLordKelne has entered the room.
Lithaladhwen: Common typo.
FFFan80: Indeed
Syra Zemyla: (Yay!)
Zero: (HOI)
Lithaladhwen: (Hammertime!)
CGNakibe has entered the room.
FFFan80: (How's everyone?)
DarkLordKelne: (Good, good.)
FFFan80: (As I sense random chat invitage *poke*)
CGNakibe: (*Enters into the RP Witness Protection Program*)
FFFan80: (It doesn't work Shaun)
FFFan80: (I've tried =[ )
CGNakibe: (Darn. >:{)
FFFan80: (...course randomly breaking into character probably doesn't help)
T3chn0Namagomi has entered the room.
FFFan80: (So what's going on?)
Syra Zemyla: (We are going to start an RP!)
Lithaladhwen: (It would seem.)
FFFan80: (...and?)
Lithaladhwen: (I'm wearing orange underwear?)
Lithaladhwen: (What do you want to know?)
Syra Zemyla: (It is going to be either 1st gen or MAC, since my 2nd gen characters are all on vacation.)
Syra Zemyla: (Yes, together.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (First gen.)
A Rockin SN: (I think I'm going for the shapeshifter this time.)
Lithaladhwen: (I'll lurk until I stop lurking.)
Syra Zemyla: (I'm going for the moogle look this season.)
CGNakibe: (Kupopo!)
Syra Zemyla: (Anyone have location information?)
Arch mage144 has entered the room.
T3chn0Namagomi: (Mmm. Moogle. Them's good eatin'.)
Syra Zemyla: (Since no one does, I do. Park.)
Syra Zemyla: (And people need to turn on the flashing feature of the chat rooms.)
Zero: (Why? :-()
Lithaladhwen: (Mine is always on. I do this so that I don't piss off other RPers by not replying to things.)
Syra Zemyla: (So they know when someone talks and can choose to conciously ignore them instead of ignoring them out of ignorance. Much better.)
OMG Dirty has entered the room.
CGNakibe: (Mine is always on too. But I tend to piss people off with not-replying anyway.)
CGNakibe: (Welcome Lex!)
OMG Dirty: (boing?)
OMG Dirty: (What's going on?)
CGNakibe: (Zoom!)
Lithaladhwen: (Heya Lex.)
Syra Zemyla: (1st gen RP at park, hasn't started yet. I am playing Choba.)
OMG Dirty: (Arharz.)
OMG Dirty: (I think I could use a little rp. I've worked waaaaaaaay too long today.)
OMG Dirty: (Count lex in, she's just gotta figure out her character....)
Papa Tymisonn has entered the room.
Smartzvn85 has entered the room.
Smartzvn85: (Holy shit)
T3chn0Namagomi: <Meh. As I can't figure out how to properly develop and enter Syntriaxelle as of right now, Kamos it is.>
Lithaladhwen: (Lotta people here, neh?)
Arch mage144: (...who?)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Long story.)
Syra Zemyla: (And starting!)
Syra Zemyla: *Choba is in the park, tending a rather well-made fire. She seems also to be staring at it intently.*
Papa Tymisonn: <Card>
OMG Dirty: (description for people who know not this character?)
FFFan80: (*Will consider once he's not keeping people alive. Sadly, you know, not ER style, but online style =[*)
Syra Zemyla: *She is a moogle with bright blue eyes and white fur, which seems kind of scorched. She wears the traditional black mage robe but not the hat.*
OMG Dirty: <Farida of Doom.>
Lithaladhwen: (Hee! I might have to RP at some point tonight with this mix. Heehee.)
T3chn0Namagomi: *of course, I think we all know of Kamos. Also known as that bastard who uses guns and doesn't like religion. Or certain ways of getting power.*
Papa Tymisonn: (^_^)
Lithaladhwen: (I have to jump in the rain locker. I will probably be back in 30 min. I may RP then!)
OMG Dirty: (yay!)
Syra Zemyla: The books said this would work... *continues concentrating*
T3chn0Namagomi: *Anyway, he's sitting in the park by himself. Not drinking sake, as to partly keep Kelne from retroactively deducting funds. XP*
OMG Dirty: (MOTHERFUCKING HICCUPS.)
Syra Zemyla: (Hold your breath and type.)
Papa Tymisonn: (Work the booth, Farida.)
OMG Dirty: (What booth!)
Syra Zemyla: (John Wilkes Booth.)
OMG Dirty: (Unless.....in IM please. Ideas.)
Papa Tymisonn: (Fortune tellers booth.)
OnlineHost: OMG Dirty rolled 1 20-sided die: 7
Zero has left the room.
OMG Dirty: *Indeed a garish gypsy girl is wandering down the path in the park, she stops and sets up a sign and a small fold out table and lays a few items out on it, the sign reads, Fortunes by Farida*
T3chn0Namagomi: ...
T3chn0Namagomi: *watches with much curiosity* IM: Fortunes, huh...I wonder how much of fortunes they are...
OMG Dirty: *pulls a deck of cards out of a leather pouch and arranges them on the table*
Syra Zemyla: *suddenly, the fire leaps out of the pit, and dashes off...*
OnlineHost: Syra Zemyla rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
Syra Zemyla: *...towards Kamos!*
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: ...Why'd someone be giving away fortunes anyway? Wouldn't it be better to either keep them for yourself or
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: The hell?!
OMG Dirty: *begins singing a song in a weird langauge, bouncy in nature, she has an alright voice, but nothing to brag about*
T3chn0Namagomi: *gets up, jumps to the side a bit, and chants shortly, holding his arm out as red energy gathers in it* Blast Shell!
OMG Dirty: *Stops at watchs*
T3chn0Namagomi: *the energy bolt then flies toward the running fire*
OMG Dirty: *and
Syra Zemyla: *Choba turned to try and chase it, just as Kamos throw his Blast Shell*
Syra Zemyla: (What element is it?)
FFFan80: (Ouch elemental)
T3chn0Namagomi: (None. Energy-type)
Papa Tymisonn: (... oy.)
Syra Zemyla: *The fire bursts into embers which sizzle out*
T3chn0Namagomi: The hell was that thing? o_o;
OMG Dirty: Your doom, obviously.
T3chn0Namagomi: No. If it was my doom, I'd be dead by now.
Syra Zemyla: Well, I wasn't expecting it to do that.
Smartzvn85: (....It's only fire d00d. Stomp it out.)
T3chn0Namagomi: What are these "fortune" things, anyway? *looking at the table set up*
Syra Zemyla: It was supposed to be under my control.
T3chn0Namagomi: >_> Seemed like it was under less control than that.
T3chn0Namagomi: IM: Please let it be money or treasure or something of the like
Syra Zemyla: *She concentrates for a moment* Hmm, seems like someone animated a golem here earlier, and it affected the mana flows.
OMG Dirty: Your fortune.....
OMG Dirty: Your lot in life.
OMG Dirty: I can tell you about yourself, and your fute.
OMG Dirty: *future
OMG Dirty: If of course, the cards are willing.
OMG Dirty: All for a nice price. *grins widely*
T3chn0Namagomi: Exactly how much of a nice price?
Smartzvn85: (Watch, as Lex BSes a fortune! ...Or actually has cards out in front of her)
Papa Tymisonn: (She has a way.)
CGNakibe: (There are many ways.)
Smartzvn85: (Or rolls it)
CGNakibe: (As many as there are guards in the castle.)
Syra Zemyla: I'm interested, too.
Smartzvn85: (....Woah. That is quite an old reference....relatively speaking.)
CGNakibe: (V: No. AN old reference would be if a pizza fell down onto your face RIGHT NOW. >:P)
OMG Dirty: Just a few gil.
OMG Dirty: Nothing to bad.
OMG Dirty: Ten gil for your cards......
OMG Dirty: 5 for your palm.....
T3chn0Namagomi: ...Eh. *shrugs, plinks down 15. He IS wearing gloves, though, to note*
OMG Dirty: *Claps her hands and smiles widely*
OMG Dirty: *gets out her cards and begins to shuffle them in a pretty expert manner*
T3chn0Namagomi: *watches, interestedly*
OMG Dirty: (uno momento, por favor.)
Syra Zemyla: *watches to see if there is any magic involved*
Papa Tymisonn: (Just so you all know, the new Family Guy Movie is awesome.)
OMG Dirty: *Absolutely none about the gypsy girl, a fair bit about the deck*
OMG Dirty: *She lays down four cards*
OMG Dirty: *Face down*
OMG Dirty: This card......is you.
OMG Dirty: *Taps the first card and turns it over.....*
OMG Dirty: *And reveals a picture of a hooded skeleton with a scythe*
OMG Dirty: This card symbolizes death.....
Papa Tymisonn: *Trouble struts down the avenue*
OMG Dirty: But dont' worry, this just means you are in a stage of transformation, hopefully not into the afterlife....
Papa Tymisonn: *it's saucy! It's dangerous!*
OMG Dirty: This is your current status...*flips over the next*
Papa Tymisonn: *... and it's on a leash held by a blue haired bishounen*
T3chn0Namagomi: *just watches, curiously*
Papa Tymisonn: *did I mention it's a goat? No? Sorry...*
OMG Dirty: *Turns over a card showing six small pentacles*
Papa Tymisonn: *Cardinal, the extraterrestrial starmage, is that blue haired bishy*
OMG Dirty: Ah, this shows you are about to be gifted with an epiphany. Much more knowledge will come your way in terms of life, and what really matters.
Papa Tymisonn: *walks down the road*
OMG Dirty: But this blocks your path.....*turns over the third card*
OMG Dirty: *Is deeply into her shenanigans*
T3chn0Namagomi: ...Uh huh...
OMG Dirty: *Does not notice the bish and his goat*
Papa Tymisonn: ... I swear to you, Apuro, if you let loose before the park, I'm giving you back to Mama for stew...
T3chn0Namagomi: *Kamos is bishier. XP*
Papa Tymisonn: *Says you*
T3chn0Namagomi: *And Deeum, likely.*
Papa Tymisonn: *Because her opinion so obviously counts*
OMG Dirty: *Turns over the other card......it bares seven swords*
OMG Dirty: *Snort*
Papa Tymisonn: *spots the cart*
OMG Dirty: Obviously.....
Papa Tymisonn: ... ... you're kidding...
Papa Tymisonn: *booth
OMG Dirty: You have absolutely....
Papa Tymisonn: *approach*
OMG Dirty: no guile or tact.
Papa Tymisonn: Farida?
OMG Dirty: You rely almost completely on brute force to get what you wan--
OMG Dirty: ...........
OMG Dirty: Hello there, Husband.
Papa Tymisonn: Wife.
Syra Zemyla: (Crap, I have to go, WTF everyone.)
T3chn0Namagomi: Well, it's worked so far, hasn't it?
Papa Tymisonn: ... almost done?
OMG Dirty: >_> Not if you want to attain enlightment.
OMG Dirty: And not sit about in a stale, bruty sweaty muddlement.
T3chn0Namagomi: *sweatdrop*
OMG Dirty: THE CARDS SAY SO.
OMG Dirty: NOW, let's see what is in store for your future eh?
OMG Dirty: *Flips over the last card*
Syra Zemyla has left the room.
Papa Tymisonn: *leans over to her shoulder*
Papa Tymisonn: *w* Once you're done, we should start walking.
OMG Dirty: *And the last card shows a woman of heavenly beauty holding large brass scales*
OMG Dirty: *w* Fine.
OMG Dirty: I see.....
OMG Dirty: You are to be judged for your action and inaction, you will to fully enjoy what lies before you, will have to fully integrate and celebrate all parts of yourself.
OMG Dirty: And come to terms with the parts that are locked away.
OMG Dirty: You must find balance.
OMG Dirty: *holds out a hand, and does the gimmie sign*
Papa Tymisonn: *has read Kamos' report, and internally snickers*
OMG Dirty: If you do this, you will feel as if you have been given a second lease on your life. A chance to start over.
T3chn0Namagomi: IM:...Oh yeah. The palm dealie.
OMG Dirty: *the fingers wiggle again*
OMG Dirty: Fifteen gil.
T3chn0Namagomi: *Kamos already gave her 15.*
T3chn0Namagomi: *Or is she asking for another?*
OMG Dirty: *She's hoping for a tip then*
OMG Dirty: *looks mildly hopeful, it was a promising fortune after all!*
Papa Tymisonn: *sigh*
T3chn0Namagomi: Er, didn't I pay for something else?
OMG Dirty: ......*Frowns and shoes the remainder of the gil in her pocket*
OMG Dirty: Yes yes.
OMG Dirty: *shoves
T3chn0Namagomi: ...Oh, yeah. The palm thing...
T3chn0Namagomi: *takes the glove off his left hand*
OMG Dirty: *away go the cards, neatly shuffled away, and back into their pouch*
OMG Dirty: I'm afraid I promised my husband we'd talk.
OMG Dirty: Come by the park another time and I can read your palms.....
OMG Dirty: I may have Tea readings to offer next time too.....
T3chn0Namagomi: ...Eh. *puts the glove back on, tosses another gil on the table*
OMG Dirty: *Snatch, pocket*
OMG Dirty: *the coin disappears with amazing speed, the only thing giving away her movement is the jingle of her jewelry*
T3chn0Namagomi: *nods, and begins to walk away*
Papa Tymisonn: ... shall we go?
Lithaladhwen: (I am returned.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (You missed Kamos' tarot reading. XP)
Lithaladhwen: (No I didn't. I read it before announcing myself.)
Lithaladhwen: (It was amusing.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Ah.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (And very Kamos in a way
OMG Dirty: Yeah yeah.
OMG Dirty: *tucks the sign under the table*
Papa Tymisonn: *meanwhile, Apuro has... finished*
Papa Tymisonn: *sighs, and gets the sack*
OMG Dirty: *giggles at this*
OMG Dirty: IM: Glad it's not me this time!
Lithaladhwen: (Hm. What to do, what to do...)
Papa Tymisonn: ... I have something to say.
Papa Tymisonn: You are SO MUCH better than this.
KnightsofSquare has left the room.
OMG Dirty: *hands on hips*
OMG Dirty: I know it wasn't my best reading, but I was just warming up.
Papa Tymisonn: I meant the readings in general. You can do so much more with your life..
EternalDragonAya has left the room.
OMG Dirty: Like what?
OMG Dirty: I know how to do this.
OMG Dirty: And what is so WRONG with it?
DarkLordKelne: (*Hums cheerfully and files away the tarot reading for future reference*)
Papa Tymisonn: ... are they true?
Lithaladhwen: (Heheh. Good for you Kelne.)
OMG Dirty: <_<
OMG Dirty: I don't know, It's not like I follow ALL my customers.
OMG Dirty: You're just special. *cheeky grin*
FFFan80: *...Fadira gets the sudden sense, that something ominous is about to happen*
KnightsofSquare has entered the room.
Lithaladhwen: (*Farida)
FFFan80: *...that, and the fact someone's approaching her at a hurried pace*
FFFan80: (*oops)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Is Kamos able to do ANYTHING without you retroactively subtracting from his money?)
Papa Tymisonn: *sigh*
Arch mage144: (You're the one that really wants to keep precise track of player wealth.)
OMG Dirty: <_<
OMG Dirty: IM: Money coming this way maybe?
Papa Tymisonn: *looks over as well*
DarkLordKelne: (Money? This isn't about money.)
FFFan80: *Tis a human man, in what is likely his early 20's. Long blonde hair, square jawed and somewhat built*
FFFan80: *And apparently, very very upset* e.e
DarkLordKelne: (This is about your impending doom.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (9_9)
Papa Tymisonn: ... karma...
FFFan80: ...you...
Papa Tymisonn: Stop right there!
FFFan80: ...yooooooouuuuu... >_e
Papa Tymisonn: *nipping rant in the bud!*
Papa Tymisonn: ... what did she charge you?
FFFan80: ...oh, this isn't about money.
Papa Tymisonn: ... it had better be.
FFFan80: ...this is about 3 years of commitment DESTROYED by this... this... e_<
Papa Tymisonn: Because I promise you, if it's not, you will SORELY regret it.
T3chn0Namagomi: (I meant for equipment purposes so people wouldn't BS ungodly equipment from nowhere. :-(. )
DarkLordKelne: (We don't.)
Lithaladhwen: (I can't randomly acquire the Lance of Longinus? You fascist.)
FFFan80: *oh jes, is seething*
OMG Dirty: <__<
OMG Dirty: ....Um...
Papa Tymisonn: *motions for Farida to stay out of this*
Papa Tymisonn: Now, what. Does. She. Owe. You?
OMG Dirty: ....Cardinal...
FFFan80: .....
OMG Dirty: o_O I didn't tell this mans fortune.
FFFan80: You think money can fix this?!
T3chn0Namagomi: (Yes. My fascism is preventing a horribly done confusing sequel movie that could easily be portrayed as a "Fuck You" to all fans. XP)
Papa Tymisonn: ...
OMG Dirty: *hands on hips*
Papa Tymisonn: ... then what's it about?
OMG Dirty: Honestly no trust at all.
FFFan80: Years of dating, shows, those... damned shopping trips >_<
FFFan80: All for nothing! Cause of THIS yahoo! e_e
T3chn0Namagomi: (Brian obviously knows what I mean.)
Papa Tymisonn: Calm down. Clear your head, let your anger subside, then speak.
Papa Tymisonn: *years of workin' the confessional booth should hopefully pay off...*
FFFan80: ...calm down?!
Papa Tymisonn: ... yes.
OMG Dirty: o_O
Lithaladhwen: (Where are they now?)
Papa Tymisonn: (Park.)
OMG Dirty: (PArk do join in!)
Lithaladhwen: (I...think I have to.)
OMG Dirty: (it's a perfectly horrid time for a certain sister in law to show.)
OMG Dirty: (:D)
Papa Tymisonn: *someone chews on the corner of Card's coat*
Lithaladhwen: (You might be surprised.)
FFFan80: >_< My girlfriend leaves me... because SHE tells her some crap about 'Bad Omens' and 'Changing her destiny' AND I'M SUPPOSED TO BE CALM?!
OMG Dirty: *picks up the goat*
Lithaladhwen: *is sitting under a tree in the woods*
Lithaladhwen: (http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/23149271/)
Papa Tymisonn: ... if you're acting like this, maybe she was right...
Lithaladhwen: Sit until I reach enlightenment my ass.
Lithaladhwen: *gets up* Screw it. Everlasting bliss can wait.
FFFan80: .......
FFFan80: Excuse me? e.e
OMG Dirty: *goes up to Mr. Angry face and flicks him hard on the nose*
T3chn0Namagomi: (Oi, Kelne. Could I have the halberd retroactively changed to a glaive? It's actually within Kamos' STR req.)
Papa Tymisonn: o.o
OMG Dirty: No. Bad. Go away.
Lithaladhwen: *walks out of the treeline*
Papa Tymisonn: *hand on sword!*
DarkLordKelne: (Hm. Yeah, I'll allow it.)
Lithaladhwen: *sees wackiness happening and Cardinal pseudo-arming himself*
Lithaladhwen: Whoa what the fuck.
T3chn0Namagomi: (Any difference in cost, as IIRC, the halberd cost 500)
FFFan80: >_o
FFFan80: ......
Lithaladhwen: *pulls a shiny new kukri out of her belt and walks over*
FFFan80: .........
FFFan80: ..............
FFFan80: *twitch*
Lithaladhwen: Sal, what's going on?
Lithaladhwen: <Shakti>
FFFan80: *noting the somewhat outnumbered-ness, seems to be... somewhat restraining himself* e.e;
Papa Tymisonn: *gives the Just a Moment hand to his sis* Listen, sir, if Farida was wrong, you will be able to patch things up with your girlfriend. If she was right, then what happened was destined to happen anyways.
Lithaladhwen: *taps her foot and doesn't put away the kukri*
OMG Dirty: >_>;;
Papa Tymisonn: In any event, what's done is done.
Papa Tymisonn: You are doing yourself no good here.
Lithaladhwen: Kukri: *sun glint*
OMG Dirty: *clears her throat*
DarkLordKelne: (Belatedly: No, same price.)
FFFan80: <\/<
OMG Dirty: I'm sorry, but following the cards is entirely your choice, except of course, when it is not.
OMG Dirty: *Shrugs*
OMG Dirty: You'll find another lady.
OMG Dirty: *puts the goat down*
Papa Tymisonn: You should go now.
Papa Tymisonn: Please.
Lithaladhwen: *grins at the stranger*
T3chn0Namagomi: (Oh, and no more Big Brother act plzkthx)
FFFan80: So, that's it?
Papa Tymisonn: (BRB. Feel guilty about not taking up the dishes.)
FFFan80: "Oh well"?
Papa Tymisonn: Yes. Simple, isn't it?
OMG Dirty: I can always check your cards in repayment.....
FFFan80: I'm supposed to "Oh well" my formerly content girlfriend dumping me, cause now she thinks she needs to be a godsdamned NUN?
Papa Tymisonn: *internal guffawing, envisioning Esperanza in a habit*
OMG Dirty: If you act like this, she has good reason.....
Lithaladhwen: It sucks when they realize they can do better.
Lithaladhwen: I'm sure she'd be very proud of your behavior today. If she knew what a gentleman you are, how could she resist you?
Lithaladhwen: e_e
FFFan80: ...I don't remember asking for your opinion.
Lithaladhwen: *grin* I haven't given you my opinion. You'll know when I have. *sun glint*
OMG Dirty: *digs in her pockets and pulls out her cards*
T3chn0Namagomi: (Inquiry. Use the revised PS damage formula for two-handing weapons?)
Lithaladhwen: Farida's offering you another reading. That's very generous of her. I suggest you take it like the civil well-mannered young man I just know that you are.
FFFan80: ...
FFFan80: Sure, what the hell, this might be amusing e.e
OMG Dirty: *Grins*
Lithaladhwen: *gallantly steps aside*
Papa Tymisonn: *does so as well*
Papa Tymisonn: *hand still on sword, of course... he's quite ready to murder this man if she so much as... well, you get it*
Lithaladhwen: *nudges Sal and raises an eyebrow at him as if to say, "What the fuck?"*
OMG Dirty: (working out plotty stuff with davington.)
Papa Tymisonn: *gives the sign/facial expression of "You don't want to know"*
Lithaladhwen: *hardcore eyeroll combined with adjusting her grip on her kukri*
OMG Dirty: I'm going to offer you the best I can....
OMG Dirty: And I've rarely given anyone this oppurtunity.
FFFan80: ...uh huh. Sure.
OMG Dirty: You may draw from my deck. One, two or three cards......
OMG Dirty: But be warned....they will change your life. Either for the better, or for the worse. But since there is a chance it will help you, it is the best I can offer.
OMG Dirty: *holds out the deck fanned out face down*
FFFan80: ...why one, two, or three? e.é
OMG Dirty: Depends.
OMG Dirty: How far do you want to push your luck?
OMG Dirty: By all means take three, but the stakes get higher....more chance for either good or bad.
Lithaladhwen: *that unsettling grin again*
Lithaladhwen: IM: Push your luck. Please. I've had a long day.
FFFan80: .......
FFFan80: 6\/6
FFFan80: ......
OMG Dirty: *Anyone that's in tune with all things magic, can tell there's not a drop of magic about Farida, but that deck of hers is pretty damn thick with it*
Lithaladhwen: IM: GIVE me a reason to kill you.
KnightsofSquare has left the room.
FFFan80: *compromises.... and takes 2!*
KnightsofSquare has entered the room.
OMG Dirty: *The card shows a wise looking man*
OMG Dirty: *Suddenly Mr. Angry feels that, the next thing he could ever want to know, the very next question he asks, he will get the complete answer. To absolutely anything*
Lithaladhwen: (This never ends well.)
OMG Dirty: And your last card.....
FFFan80: >.o ...weird...
T3chn0Namagomi: (I want to know the answers to all the calculus tests I have this semester!)
Papa Tymisonn: (Won't matter. You'll be hit by a bus before then.)
OMG Dirty: (I promise I drew this again! EGADS!)
T3chn0Namagomi: (:-( la.)
OMG Dirty: *Shows Death*
Papa Tymisonn: (And if you want to sell them before you die, I want a cut.)
OMG Dirty: *pales a little*
OMG Dirty: I warned you.....of course....
FFFan80: ......
OMG Dirty: *And rising up from a thick cloud of very NOT moxious smoke is a version of a skeleton in a shroud*
Lithaladhwen: *steps back*
FFFan80: ....O_@
OMG Dirty: *it points a boney finger at him*
FFFan80: *fumbling backwards*
OMG Dirty: >_> Death is challenging you to a duel.
Papa Tymisonn: ... ==what in God's==... o.O
FFFan80: ..w...
FFFan80: ...what?
Papa Tymisonn: *that was spanish, by the by*
OMG Dirty: *W* Don't worry! It's not the real death. It's a lackey!
OMG Dirty: GO GET HIM TIGER!
OMG Dirty: *slap on the back*
FFFan80: .......
Lithaladhwen: *to Cardinal* =God? Honestly. It's Death.=
OMG Dirty: If you don't get him, he's gonna get you!
FFFan80: ....What did I do to deserve this?!
OMG Dirty: *Advances, a scythe materializing*
OMG Dirty: You took a chance, I warned you!
Lithaladhwen: *so totally out of the way with a satisfied smile*
Lithaladhwen: IM: Guy was a jackass anyway.
Papa Tymisonn: (I choose Death, The Reaper, in attack mode!)
OMG Dirty: *scuttles behind Cardinal*
T3chn0Namagomi: (...XD)
OMG Dirty: (XD)
Lithaladhwen: (XD)
T3chn0Namagomi: (...This is going to be very, very funny)
OMG Dirty: (FARIDA IS NOT YUGIOH!)
OMG Dirty: (XD)
Papa Tymisonn: (Don't deny it, Lex. Believe in the heart of the cards...)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Nah. Just the Deck of Many Things.)
CGNakibe: (I play my JUDGE MAN!)
FFFan80: *A voice suddenly speaks up*
OMG Dirty: (yeah, that's it exactly.)
CGNakibe: (In Attack mode!)
OMG Dirty: (And she is not yugioh. She doesn't have bad hair and a weird old man voice)
CGNakibe: (The time has come, the walrus said, to talk of many things...)
T3chn0Namagomi: (And she doesn't cheat)
Lithaladhwen: (of sailing ships and sealing wax)
CGNakibe: (of cabbages and Kings!)
OMG Dirty: (BRAVO BRAVO!)
Lithaladhwen: (*high fives Shaun*)
FFFan80: You are self absorbed, you rarely think of anyone but yourself, you failed to take the feelings of those around you into consideration, and you are too pig-headed to realize what affect your attitude has on those around you
FFFan80: .......
Lithaladhwen: IM: He's not talking to me is he?
Papa Tymisonn: (... never seen Yugi cheat... though I have seen him screw around within the confines of the rules...)
Lithaladhwen: IM: Because that would suck.
OMG Dirty: There's your answer!
FFFan80: That, is the answer to your question...
OMG Dirty: Glad you used my gift of any wisdom you could want on something wise!
Lithaladhwen: *snicker*
OMG Dirty: *GIGGLE*
FFFan80: .....
OMG Dirty: IM: Suckerrrrrrr.........
T3chn0Namagomi: (...XD)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Deck of Many Things pwns.)
OMG Dirty: *hugs Card from behind, feeling mighty full of herself*
FFFan80: OK OK FINE WHATEVER I SUCK I'M AN ASSHOLE JUST STOP THE DAMN THING ALREADY
Papa Tymisonn: *sighs, pats her*
OMG Dirty: (It does. Which is why no one is to touch Farida's cards. They are naughty.)
Papa Tymisonn: ... go stop the little reaper, dear...
FFFan80: @_O;
T3chn0Namagomi: (But she can't! :D!)
OMG Dirty: The reaper is still advancing, swinging that scythe in ever wider circles.
OMG Dirty: How am I to stop it?
OMG Dirty: I can't fight.
OMG Dirty: Thats the death card.....
OMG Dirty: It's got to be beaten in a duel, or it WILL kill him.
Papa Tymisonn: *how big is it?*
Lithaladhwen: *sheathes the kukri* Heh.
OMG Dirty: *Dude sized*
Papa Tymisonn: ... sister, you want this one?
Papa Tymisonn: I'd be glad to do it myself.
Lithaladhwen: Why should I help him?
FFFan80: ......
Papa Tymisonn: You get to fight death. It'd be fun.
Lithaladhwen: Death is here to avenge your woman. I say let him be.
FFFan80: ........
OMG Dirty: Why do they always run? *gutteral rumble from the walking corpse man*
OMG Dirty: *SWING*
Papa Tymisonn: (Ayra: Death so does not look like that. He's got a mophead and beeeeeeeeeads!)
OMG Dirty: (He's a lackey. :\)
Lithaladhwen: (XD)
OMG Dirty: (He scrubs deaths toilet.)
Lithaladhwen: (Zea: He needs better lackeys. *shifty eyes*)
OMG Dirty: (This is a newbie summon.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Aha. XP)
FFFan80: .........Whatever the hell you all think of me.
FFFan80: >_< ...just tell Jessica I'm sorry, Ok?
T3chn0Namagomi: (Semi-hardcore would summon Darius. Who has saving throws and spell DCs from hell.)
FFFan80: *CHAAAAAAAARGE!*
OMG Dirty: Oh bother.....
Papa Tymisonn: What the...
Lithaladhwen: *exasperated sigh* Oh, gross. Now I might have to do something.
Arch mage144: (...who?)
OMG Dirty: *That was Farida by the way*
FFFan80: *blindly I might add*
Papa Tymisonn: *quick attacks the death!*
OMG Dirty: >_> This one is very dead.
T3chn0Namagomi: (That favored soul of Reshtaha)
OMG Dirty: (Roll it chuckington.)
OnlineHost: Papa Tymisonn rolled 1 20-sided die: 7
CGNakibe: (Yes folks. This Dead Guy is INDEED dead.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (The one with the DC 25 Destruction spell, and saves in the high teens/low 20s range)
OMG Dirty: *Hits, THE GUY, the one in the shroud*
OMG Dirty: (I'm going for spirit, not numbers.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (XP)
Papa Tymisonn: o.o
T3chn0Namagomi: (And his version of Death Knell, Brian and I agreed on, makes the enemy's body explode akin to D2 Corpse Explosion! :D!)
OMG Dirty: *Death turns and attackinates Cardinal*
OMG Dirty: (yes well this isn't dnd is it? I just ganked the idea.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Just joking. :-( )
T3chn0Namagomi: (I need to get to bed anyway. Tomorrow I get to find out how bad I bombed that exam)
OMG Dirty: (Yes, go kiss a pig.)
Lithaladhwen: *kukri draw*
OMG Dirty: (nighto.)
Lithaladhwen: (night)
Papa Tymisonn: (Tah.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Night)
T3chn0Namagomi has left the room.
OMG Dirty: *Swings at Card*
OnlineHost: OMG Dirty rolled 1 20-sided die: 3
OMG Dirty: *Ker miss*
FFFan80: ....o_o
FFFan80: IM: ...that dude's trying to... save me?
OMG Dirty: (Wait, let's decide on a system. Windows, or d20ish)
Lithaladhwen: (I know nothing about window)
Papa Tymisonn: (1s are good.)
FFFan80: (Not too up to speed on windows either =/)
Lithaladhwen: (Yeah, but i have no concept of what size dice to roll for what)
OMG Dirty: *Then wackinates the FUCK out of card*
OMG Dirty: (how good is she with that thing?)
Papa Tymisonn: ... e_e
OMG Dirty: *Card takes a nice slice on the side*
Lithaladhwen: (She's pretty good. It's the only weapon she uses aside from magic.)
OMG Dirty: Farida : *lets out a little shriek*
Papa Tymisonn: *not wishing to mess around with a damn spook anymore, whips up a Supernova*
OMG Dirty: (Do 10 then. everyone adjust accordingly.)
OnlineHost: Papa Tymisonn rolled 1 10-sided die: 3
OMG Dirty: (At your discretion charles)
OMG Dirty: *El hit*
OMG Dirty: (Describe the effects please)
Lithaladhwen: *swings her kukri, going for the thing's main scythe arm*
OnlineHost: Lithaladhwen rolled 1 10-sided die: 7
Papa Tymisonn: (heavy star-elemental damage)
Lithaladhwen: (Alas, I don't know enough of the star magic yet)
CGNakibe: (So someone got hit with the Olson Twins?)
OMG Dirty: *In a thick heavy accent* Man there goes me scythe!
OMG Dirty: *And puffs in a cloud of smoke, mumblin'*
Papa Tymisonn: (The power of nuclear fusion.)
OMG Dirty: (:\ You whopped Grim.)
CGNakibe: (Olsen Twins: FU-SION HA!)
Lithaladhwen: (He totally put the whammy on him.)
OMG Dirty: .......Wow.
FFFan80: (...DAMMIT SHAUN >_< )
OMG Dirty: IM: Now that.......was sexy.
CGNakibe: (Happy to help! ^^_
Papa Tymisonn: (Go back to Billy and Mandy, you CN reject...)
OMG Dirty: *shuffles her cards and slips them back into their package and into her pocket*
FFFan80: ......
Papa Tymisonn: ... *points at the the fellow* Was that proof enough?
FFFan80: >_<
FFFan80: o_o
Papa Tymisonn: Are you convinced? Mm?
FFFan80: >_<
FFFan80: ......
FFFan80: ........
Lithaladhwen: Heh. Jackass.
FFFan80: I think....
FFFan80: I need to go... good... and drunk.... @_@
FFFan80: *hauls ass!*
OMG Dirty: Yeah.
OMG Dirty: Go and drunk.
Lithaladhwen: *grudgingly* Farida... ¬_¬ You all right?
OMG Dirty: Yes.
Papa Tymisonn: ... dios mio...
OMG Dirty: ......Dia what?
Papa Tymisonn: e_e
Lithaladhwen: IM: Agh. It is so his job to take care of the female. Not my job. Not my job.
OMG Dirty: Don't look at me like that!
Papa Tymisonn: ... nothing.
OMG Dirty: He chose to take the cards!
OMG Dirty: I didn't hand him Death.
OMG Dirty: He could have gotten anything......
OMG Dirty: *Crosses her arms*
Papa Tymisonn: ... it's not you.
Papa Tymisonn: He was just... a fool.
FFFan80: ...Pardon me.
OMG Dirty: <.<
OMG Dirty: IM: I wish Death had kicked his ass a little first though.......
FFFan80: *tis a brown haired gentleman, with a seal of the Doman Guard on his armor... and somewhat of a heavy Baron accent.*
OMG Dirty: IM: It was very nice of Cardinal to save him......but I wish death had got to punch him at least --......
FFFan80: Is... anything the matter over here?
OMG Dirty: o_o No officer.
OMG Dirty: IM: SHIT.
Papa Tymisonn: *shows his qualification, indicating he's part of the Guard as well*
FFFan80: I couldn't help notcing a few people... running and screaming away from this general area.
OMG Dirty: IM: SHITSHITSHIT. IT's the fuzz!
FFFan80: >.>?
Papa Tymisonn: Just a minor disturbance. I handled it.
OMG Dirty: *goes to Card's side, to partially shield it's cutness from view of Mr. Guard*
FFFan80: I see... and, what exactly was it?
Papa Tymisonn: Her cards have... a power. She accidentally summoned a Grim Reaper...
OMG Dirty: IM: ......CARDINAL.
Lithaladhwen: e_e
OMG Dirty: IM: Shut your face!
FFFan80: .....
Lithaladhwen: Look.
FFFan80: *blink*
FFFan80: Um
OMG Dirty: IM: You'll get them taken away!
FFFan80: Come again?
Lithaladhwen: That guy was harassing the girl.
Lithaladhwen: He's not now. That's all you need to know.
FFFan80: ...
Lithaladhwen: *eyeroll of ultimate annoyance*
OMG Dirty: IM: The ever present sister in law is being helpful today.
FFFan80: I mean no disrespect, miss.
Lithaladhwen: (Nice to have the super bitch on your side for once, isn't it?)
OMG Dirty: IM:.......I think I'll be nice in return.
Lithaladhwen: *arm cross*
FFFan80: But, you just told me an envoy of the God of Death, was summoned to deal with a man harassing you.
Papa Tymisonn: Yes. Yes I did.
FFFan80: o_ó ...that's not exactly something I can just overlook.
OMG Dirty: IM: =SHIT. OPPRESSION! HELP FATHER, I'M ABOUT TO BE OPPRESSED!=
Papa Tymisonn: It was an accident.
Lithaladhwen: (Can Carlo see the violence inherent in the system?)
OMG Dirty: <_< He was trying to pick a fight.....
OMG Dirty: (He CAN!)
FFFan80: ....an accident.
Lithaladhwen: It was random. It's his own damn fault.
OMG Dirty: He was very very angry.
FFFan80: (I feel like I'm on an episode of Cops)
Papa Tymisonn: Yes. An accidental summoning. They happen.
OMG Dirty: Yes, an accident!
FFFan80: (Only, you know, without the blur effect and cursing every three seconds)
OMG Dirty: *nervous giggles*
Lithaladhwen: *runs a hand through her hair and sighs*
Lithaladhwen: IM: This is beyond all definitions of stupid.
OMG Dirty: IM: I can't even rig the deck, it automatically arranges itself.
FFFan80: You know, there are restrictions on that sort of thing now, I hope you realize.
OMG Dirty: Restrictions on what?
FFFan80: Practice of magic within the city.
Papa Tymisonn: Won't happen again. I'll take personal care of it, Mr. ...?
OMG Dirty: But I don't do magic....
FFFan80: ....
FFFan80: What exactly are you calling this, then? o_ó
OMG Dirty: <_< The cards did it, Sir.
FFFan80: And, it's Hyral sir, Daniel Hyral.
FFFan80: .....
Lithaladhwen: You people have karma here?
Papa Tymisonn: ... oh yes... one of the king's "heroes"...
FFFan80: ....
Lithaladhwen: It's when you're a jackass and random chance in the form of a deck of cards bitchslaps you into reality.
Lithaladhwen: The guy is fine. Everyone's fine.
FFFan80: *coughs* Well, anyway <_<;
FFFan80: As much as I'd like to believe you, miss.
OMG Dirty: o_o;
FFFan80: That would be like me finding a crater in the middle of the street.
OMG Dirty: IM: No no no nono! I don't want to go to jail. I've HEARD of this jail.....
OMG Dirty: *hugging hard onto Cardinal*
FFFan80: And told "Everyone's fine", even though some yahoo blew it up.
Lithaladhwen: That's a rediculous exaggeration.
OMG Dirty: IT could have been a very nice thing. But he drew a very bad thing.
Lithaladhwen: There isn't even propery damage here.
OMG Dirty: But we solved it.
FFFan80: Really?
OMG Dirty: I was trying to make it up to him since he was angry.
FFFan80: You call a dozen people screaming "DEMONS" as they flee from this park, and possibly causing a riot of panic, not a problem?
Papa Tymisonn: ... to be truthful...
FFFan80: ?
Papa Tymisonn: That pretty much happens every day in this city, doesn't it?
Papa Tymisonn: *you know it's true, baby*
Lithaladhwen: *eyeroll, looking at the sky, trees, the grass, anything but Hyral*
Lithaladhwen: IM: Just doing his job, just doing his job, just doing his job....
FFFan80: Just because unusual things tend to happen here.
OMG Dirty: <_< I'm really sorry......
FFFan80: Does not mean the Guard just turns a blind eye to it all.
OMG Dirty: I promise not to summon Death again....
OMG Dirty: Pretty please don't punish me?
FFFan80: .....
OMG Dirty: *The gypsy teenager smile of TRYING to look entirely sincere*
FFFan80: Ok, I'll tell you what.
FFFan80: There's a gentleman in the nearby guardstation who's somewhat versed in this sort of thing.
OMG Dirty: <__<
FFFan80: Let him give that a look over, and if he says it's safe, you're good to go.
Lithaladhwen: IM: This doesn't bode well.
FFFan80: (If someone wants to be said gentleman feel free!)
FFFan80: (As my BS has limits =D; )
OMG Dirty: <_<
Smartzvn85: (Hm.)
OMG Dirty: Uh.....uhn...
OMG Dirty: <_<;; Okay....
Arch mage144: (...)
Smartzvn85: (What is said gentlemen well versed in, exactly?)
FFFan80: (Various magic doo-dads)
FFFan80: (To use the technical term =[ )
Arch mage144: (You know who you should take her to.)
Lithaladhwen: (^__^)
FFFan80: (....oh lordy)
Smartzvn85: (...So...a curator?)
FFFan80: Follow me please, if you would <.<
FFFan80: *and... off they go?*
Papa Tymisonn: *yep*
Lithaladhwen: *goes with, straggling way behind*
Smartzvn85: (*plays said gentleman*)
Smartzvn85: (:D RP for me, huzzah!)
Arch mage144: (Er.)
Smartzvn85: (...Or not?)
Papa Tymisonn: *w* You should consider new cards, my dear...
Lithaladhwen: (I think Brian suggested someone earlier. A Hakaril someone.)
Arch mage144: (I think a specific gentleman was inadvertently suggested)
OMG Dirty: No.
OMG Dirty: These have been in my family for generations.
Smartzvn85: (Alright, you win....blast it all)
Arch mage144: (Er, well, not so inadvertently)
FFFan80: *And so the group approaches the station*
OMG Dirty: Besides, they only do that if someone who isn't blood family draws from them.
FFFan80: *With... two or three panicked individuals speaking to the guards there*
Smartzvn85: (*fonty go bye-bye*)
FFFan80: THE EYES, MY GODS THEY BURNED INTO MY VERY SOUL ;-;
FFFan80: AND THE SCYTHE WAS, LIKE, 20 FEET LONG! >_<
Papa Tymisonn: IM: Someone has a VERY flammable soul, then...
Lithaladhwen: Like a wuss crossed with a marshmallow. Honestly.
FFFan80: IT TRIED TO GET MY POOR LITTLE JIMMY HERE ,v.v,
FFFan80: ...I thought he looked totally awesome o.o
FFFan80: SEE?! SO TRAUMATIZED HE CAN'T THINK STRAIGHT
FFFan80: .......
FFFan80: ...maybe we should just hurry in >_>;
Papa Tymisonn: (Does that little boy have a ballcap and a hugeass nose?)
OMG Dirty: <_<;
Papa Tymisonn: Let's.
FFFan80: *scooot*
Papa Tymisonn: *hustle!*
OMG Dirty: *Jingle!*
Lithaladhwen: *slips in as well*
FFFan80: <.<? >.>? *looks about for 'him'*
Arch mage144: *at the guard station...*
FFFan80: Hello?
Arch mage144: *is a very familiar figure sitting in an enormous overstuffed hair--his hair is blue, his hat is red, his clothes are black, and he's everyone's favorite Archmage!*
Smartzvn85: (...Who are you playing, Ashley?)
Lithaladhwen: IM: Just here so Sal doesn't get in trouble. I don't have to help that little bitch. You hate her, yes you do. You're not helping her.
Lithaladhwen: (Shakti)
Smartzvn85: (Ah.)
Lithaladhwen: IM: In fact, this is her fault.
FFFan80: ...ah, there he is.
FFFan80: *coughs*
Lithaladhwen: IM: Or something.
Arch mage144: *waves to Dan* Hey, Dan, Shakti. What's going on?
Papa Tymisonn: Ah... General Silvar, hell-
Papa Tymisonn: ... you know my sister?
Lithaladhwen: *waves* Didn't know you'd be here, Silvar.
Arch mage144: I met her yesterday. And hello, Cardinal.
OMG Dirty: IM: General? Well I'm #$^$ed.
FFFan80: Well, we... seem to have a slight issue here.
Smartzvn85: (....*grin* I think I should play the Smartz. For old times sake)
Papa Tymisonn: ... just a bit.
OMG Dirty: *Standing beside Cardinal is a swarthy little gyspy woman*
Arch mage144: We do, do we?
FFFan80: I was hoping you could help out.
Arch mage144: I hope it's an issue of my favorite magazine.
FFFan80: I don't know if you noticed, bu...
Smartzvn85: (For a limited time, with extra swarth!)
FFFan80: ....>_>;
Papa Tymisonn: (Swarthy implies mustache...)
FFFan80: Anyway
Arch mage144: You didn't bring me bad news, did you, Dan?
OMG Dirty: (Does it! NEAT!)
FFFan80: ...that depends!
OMG Dirty: (Carlo's genes are kicking in!)
Arch mage144: Alright, so what happened?
OMG Dirty: (Give her ten years, it will be fluffy and full.)
FFFan80: Did you happen to noticed the, somewhat panicked people out front?
Papa Tymisonn: (Just, all of a sudden, FOOM! it's there!)
Arch mage144: No, I was reading. *holds up a book*
FFFan80: ........
FFFan80: Well anyway!
OMG Dirty: (XD I could have SWORN it meant dark skinned. *whips out the dictionary* IF I'm wrong. Farida will have to start waxing.)
Arch mage144: *the title of the book is An Advanced Conjurer's Guide to Obtruse Arcana*
FFFan80: *motions to Farida* It seems she summoned a reaper in the park earlier.
Papa Tymisonn: IM: Huh. What a surprise.
FFFan80: With that box *points*
Arch mage144: Wow.
OMG Dirty: (I have dark complected here.)
Papa Tymisonn: (Me too.)
OMG Dirty: *steps foreward*
Arch mage144: I was just reading about something related to that, actually. *flips through the book and points to a dog-eared page*
Papa Tymisonn: This is my wife, Farida, sir.
Arch mage144: See, the advanced conjuration of elementals of complex forces. Goes far beyond the standard earth, air, water, fire, whatever.
Arch mage144: *curious glance* So, you used that box? How's it work?
OMG Dirty: Not the box.
OMG Dirty: The cards in the box.
OMG Dirty: *pulls out a deck of cards*
OMG Dirty: They've been in my family for years.
Arch mage144: Oh!
OMG Dirty: They don't have any effect on us....
OMG Dirty: But anyone else who draws one, well, anything could happen really.
Arch mage144: It's a set of tarot arcana!
FFFan80: ...I'm just a little concerned, since whatever she summoned there apparently assaulted a man >_>;
Arch mage144: Or it looks like one.
OMG Dirty: I just use it to tell fortunes.....
OMG Dirty: I hardly ever let anyone touch it.
Arch mage144: Hmm. Well, they can theoretically be used as divination tools, but some card-like artifacts are used as the foci for other magic.
OMG Dirty: I was trying to repay this guy..... so I let him draw two, after a warning and everything!
Arch mage144: But when you draw them, nothing apparent happens?
OMG Dirty: *sweating bullets, SO MUCH AUTHORITY around, the poor girl looks like she wants to bolt*
Papa Tymisonn: IM: ... does he EVER speak simply?
OMG Dirty: Um.....no.
OMG Dirty: It doesn't do anything to me or my kin.
Papa Tymisonn: *sees this, and just rubs her back, to reassure her*
Arch mage144: Hmm. Let me draw one!
Smartzvn85: *walking toward the guard station is a familiar person...although appearing a bit begruged*
FFFan80: ...What? o_O
Papa Tymisonn: o.O?
OMG Dirty: <_< That may not be a good idea Sir.
Arch mage144: I want to see what happens!
FFFan80: Uh, Hakaril, I'm not sure that's a smart thing to do here.
Arch mage144: I'm hoping for spectacular results, but I doubt it'll get out of hand. Let me see those, they look interesting.
OMG Dirty: .....
OMG Dirty: ........Okay...just take one though.....
Smartzvn85: *he is standing at a good 6 feet tall, a tan complexion with dark brown hair. He has a neatly trimmed moustach/goatee, and wears rather regal looking clothing*
OMG Dirty: *fans out the cards and holds them out*
FFFan80: WAIT A MINUTE
FFFan80: Did you not hear what I just said? <_>
Smartzvn85: Hakaril! Danial! What is this I hear about some sort of chaos in the park?
FFFan80: ......
Papa Tymisonn: ... uh...
FFFan80: IM: Oh Goddess help me >_<
FFFan80: ....We have it under control, Chancellor!
Smartzvn85: *to Daniel, sternly* I am waiting....
Papa Tymisonn: *sweating bullets*
OMG Dirty: IM: Shits! I've heard about him!
FFFan80: Really!
Papa Tymisonn: (I just realized. There's a HELL of a lot of power in this room.)
OMG Dirty: *looks like she's about to melt if she doesn't EXIT soon*
CGNakibe: (Power?)
FFFan80: (Power to ROCK LIKE IT'S 1999)
CGNakibe: (As in MAD with Power? >:D)
Lithaladhwen: (All the power of electricity....)
Lithaladhwen: (in...my...pants.)
Papa Tymisonn: (As in, could level a few city blocks if they felt like it.)
Smartzvn85: I was in the middle of a building a model, seeing I have nothing else to do today when a panicked guard rushed in, scaring the living daylights out of me.
CGNakibe: (Makes me idly wonder if I should throw in my two cents)
Lithaladhwen: e_e
FFFan80: ....>_>;
OMG Dirty: *The cards are wobbling in Faridas hands. Possibly because the usually cocky little wench is trembling*
Arch mage144: *appears to be carefully studying the backs of the cards*
FFFan80: Like I said, we have the situation under control.
FFFan80: General Silvar is assiting with that, in fact.
Arch mage144: Not now, Chancellor, I'm trying to pick a card.
OMG Dirty: *THey are all uniform! And bear an intricate design of drawn knots, and bright reds and yellows*
Arch mage144: *pulls one completely at random*
Lithaladhwen: IM: Silvar, you are an entertaining son of a bitch.
FFFan80: O_@
Smartzvn85: So, Daniel, please fully explain the situation to me. I might as well do something about it if I am going to be bothered unannounced.
OMG Dirty: *HAkaril can see a card with the face of a devil holding two people in chains*
Papa Tymisonn: ... hold on to your hat, Chancellor.
FFFan80: ....IshtarIsMyGoddessProviderOfLifeAndGiverOfTheHealingWa ys... *praying oh jes*
Papa Tymisonn: It's going to get interesting... o.o
Smartzvn85: I am not wearing a hat!
CGNakibe: (... oh, now THAT'S just TOO EASY.)
Smartzvn85: ...It musses up my hair.
Arch mage144: *raises an eyebrow*
Lithaladhwen: IM: One more tally on the idiot wall of Doman authority.
FFFan80: (Oh God, it's Hakaril's Step-Mother! =O)
Arch mage144: (Pretty much)
OMG Dirty: *Somewhere, something demonic hates his fucking guts. ANd possibly wants to dance on them. While in drag. While his guts are on fire. All hakaril can feel is a surge of hatred directed at him, with the slightest feeling of it being
OMG Dirty: *demonic in nature*
Arch mage144: ...*shivers, just a little*
OMG Dirty: *Some Demon somewhere* FUCK I HATE THAT GUY.
Arch mage144: Wow, I feel like I'm having a conversation with my father-in-law.
Smartzvn85: *raises a well arched eyebrow*
CGNakibe: (... that sounds about right, yes.)
OMG Dirty: *holds the deck out, so hack can replace the card*
OMG Dirty: *Hak
Lithaladhwen: You mentioned your inlaws before. That doesn't sound good.
Papa Tymisonn: (No no. Right spelling the first time. :P)
Smartzvn85: ....What in the world are you doing, Hakaril? Playing cards?
Arch mage144: *puts the card back* Huh. That was weird, but not exactly earth-shattering.
Lithaladhwen: ( asdfhasdfnhjuh HACQUE; asdfasdfnj)
Arch mage144: Yes, Chancellor Vince, playing cards. Go ahead, draw one. It's a fun game.
OMG Dirty: NO!
Arch mage144: Aww. *looks disappointed*
Smartzvn85: *narrows his eyes at Hakaril*
Papa Tymisonn: ... I'd do as she says, unless you wish to duel with the Queen of Swords...
Arch mage144: Hey, I did it, and I still have all my parts.
OMG Dirty: It's very dangerous though!
Smartzvn85: IM: Surprisingly, after marrying that succubus...
Arch mage144: Doesn't seem dangerous to me.
OMG Dirty: o_O IM: It is not a party trick.
Arch mage144: I just felt an odd chill.
OMG Dirty: IM: One time a guy disappeared entirely......
OMG Dirty: *An inlaw plots your death*
Arch mage144: Well, whatever. So the cards are dangerous.
Arch mage144: You want me to do what about it?
Arch mage144: (Hak: That's nothing new...)
Smartzvn85: (I smell plot!)
OMG Dirty: >.> Let me just ........go?
Smartzvn85: So, those are dangerous magic cards, eh? I suppose we need to confiscate them immediately if they prove to be a harm to the kingdom.
Arch mage144: Hey, I may be a lot of things, but I'm not a hypocrite. I can't arrest people for wielding dangerous magical artifacts.
Lithaladhwen: IM: Should I.... no.
Papa Tymisonn: ... let her keep them.
FFFan80: .....
Arch mage144: Look, what're you going to do with them? Keep telling fortunes?
Smartzvn85: *to Cardinal* ....And who are you again?
OMG Dirty: ....They've been in my family for generations. Please let me keep them...
Arch mage144: I was never planning to take them away.
Papa Tymisonn: Cardinal, sir. I ... appeared in that ball of light a few years back?
OMG Dirty: o_o That depends. My husband got kinda mad at me for telling fortunes, Depending on what we talk on, I may stop...
OMG Dirty: But yeah.
OMG Dirty: That's all I ever use them for.
OMG Dirty: I only offered to let a man have a chance at drawing as recompense.
Arch mage144: Well, if they're as dangerous as you say, just don't let anyone else play with them.
OMG Dirty: *rubs the back of her head*
OMG Dirty: o_o Okay.
Smartzvn85: ....Doesn't ring a bell. But in any case, as Chancellor, it is my opinion that we take these cards away from the public...in the wrong hands, anything could happen.
OMG Dirty: IM: I guess looking like a kid has advantages.
Lithaladhwen: Who says your hands are the right ones?
Papa Tymisonn: ... Chancellor, hers ARE the only right hands.
OMG Dirty: *quickly puts the cards back in the case and pockets them*
Lithaladhwen: They're safe with her. They're hers.
Arch mage144: Whatever, Vince. If you want to be a spoil-sport, you invoke the rule of law or whatever and confiscate them. Where exactly did you plan to keep them?
OMG Dirty: >_> Or my parents.
OMG Dirty: Anyone else that touches them is prone to what they do.
Lithaladhwen: IM: I really am doing this. I hate my life.
Smartzvn85: But people already know of its existance, no? It is not a good thing if those who wish to do harm to have them...
OMG Dirty: IM: That fixes it. I know what I gotta do later.....
Lithaladhwen: They're safe... with her.
Papa Tymisonn: And she's safe with me.
Papa Tymisonn: *firm on this*
Smartzvn85: Well, what about you, Hakaril? You like to keep all sorts of knick-knacks....
OMG Dirty: *hugs onto Cardinals side*
Lithaladhwen: IM: Silvar, don't you even.
OMG Dirty: >_<
OMG Dirty: IM: WHAT GIVES YOU BASTARDS THE RIGHT TO TELL ME WHAT I CAN DO WITH MY PROPERTY?
Lithaladhwen: You're offering them to the guy who didn't think they needed to be confiscated.
Lithaladhwen: That's asinine.
Smartzvn85: Besides, it is not like I am not saying they still belong to her...I am just not certain it is good to let them be in the outside world.
FFFan80: .....
Arch mage144: Oh, so you think I should keep them?
FFFan80: *guilt guilt guiiiilt* <.<;
OMG Dirty: ..........
OMG Dirty: *trying very hard to merge with the floor*
Smartzvn85: Well, if it is anyone I could trust, it would be you. Even though you are a pain in the ass sometimes...
Arch mage144: Sure. Give them to me.
OMG Dirty: My husband is in your guard,--- Wait what?!
Arch mage144: *winks*
OMG Dirty: *puts her hands on her pockets*
Smartzvn85: IM: ....I saw that wink. *sigh*
OMG Dirty: IM: No! These were Nana's!
Lithaladhwen: *represses a smirk* IM: You sneaky son of a bitch.
OMG Dirty: *grudgingly holds out the box*
Arch mage144: *takes the box*
Arch mage144: Hey, what's your name again?
Papa Tymisonn: ... IM: Oh wait...
OMG Dirty: Farida
Arch mage144: Farida, right. Happy birthday! *gives her the box back* Keep this in your family for generations and tell them it was a present from someone who understands.
Smartzvn85: *facepalms*
OMG Dirty: *Grin!*
Lithaladhwen: *covers her face with one hand and laughs*
Arch mage144: And I can't take it back, because taking back birthday presents is extraordinarily rude.
OMG Dirty: *the box is instapocketed*
FFFan80: ......
Papa Tymisonn: ... IM: HA! Self centered son of a bitch, you're brilliant sometimes.
OMG Dirty: IM: Papa is wrong. The entire government does not suck donkey bits.
Papa Tymisonn: *muleherder
FFFan80: v_v;
Lithaladhwen: (nerfherder)
OMG Dirty: *Wide grin*
Arch mage144: Anyway, Chancellor, did you order what's-his-name to clean cell block H?
Smartzvn85: How did I know...either way, Miss Farida....if I hearanothe incident of this one more time, I personally will take that box and cards away.
FFFan80: ......*SHUDDERS*
OMG Dirty: >_>
OMG Dirty: *crosses her arms*
FFFan80: IM: Badbadbadnothinkofthisnobadbadnicethingslikekitties
OMG Dirty: But......
Arch mage144: Yeah. If you do that, make sure you put them someplace safe. Like my office.
Arch mage144: No one will touch them there.
Papa Tymisonn: (SKoD: Wait, I gotta clean out the cells AGAIN? Dammit...)
OMG Dirty: If I warn people of consequences, then what am I doing wrong?
Lithaladhwen: (I think that was Kristoph, wasn't it?)
Smartzvn85: There is a difference between warning a single person and wreaking mass havoc.
Smartzvn85: Naturally.
Arch mage144: So put a warning on the box that says "keep out of reach of everyone."
OMG Dirty: IM: You, sir, have got a bee in your panties.
FFFan80: ...I wouldn't say it was mass havoc >.>;
OMG Dirty: Fine. I'll stop fortune telling.
OMG Dirty: .......*rubs the toe of her boot on the ground* I'll stop my age old family practice....
Smartzvn85: If a party outside the person you warned complains to a gaurd who complains to me, then I will take ation.
Papa Tymisonn: That would be excellent, yes.
Smartzvn85: *action
OMG Dirty: *Very hard working the guilt trip route*
Papa Tymisonn: *nooooooot working...*
Smartzvn85: ....My word is final, Miss Farina.
OMG Dirty: .....Farida.
Lithaladhwen: I don't know that fortune telling is such a hazard. Unless you're just that intolerant of other cultures.
Smartzvn85: ...Yes. Farida, pardon me.
OMG Dirty: .....*looks at Shakti like she's a brilliant goddess*
Lithaladhwen: She's just using things which, like most property, shouldn't be stolen and used for ill.
Smartzvn85: It is not the fortune telling I have problems with. It is THOSE CARDS.
OMG Dirty: >_> You let people carry around swords.
Lithaladhwen: Uh huh.
Lithaladhwen: What she said.
OMG Dirty: Swords if misused can cause mass damage.
Smartzvn85: Is anyone complaining?
Arch mage144: ...I don't know about that...
Lithaladhwen: I could complain.
Arch mage144: Now, magical swords...
OMG Dirty: Well. Magic then.
OMG Dirty: You let magic users roam around.
OMG Dirty: Why are my cards so bad?
Lithaladhwen: I could ask that all hazardous things be removed from Doma. Everything should have nice soft round corners and warning placards.
Arch mage144: I think I could blow up quite a few buildings before anyone stopped me, and no one's locked me up yet.
OMG Dirty: Isn't it very similiar?
Papa Tymisonn: Me too.
Arch mage144: I think this woman is relatively trustworthy.
Arch mage144: Barring that, Cardinal will keep her in line.
Smartzvn85: *sigh*
Lithaladhwen: *smirk* IM: Riiight.
Smartzvn85: I said I will give them a chance.
OMG Dirty: IM: The general thinks I'm trustworthy. This is something I never thought I would hear. Nana will die.
Lithaladhwen: IM: You bet your stupid pompous self-righteous fucking ass you will.
FFFan80: *ELSEWHERE*
OMG Dirty: *Bows to General Silvar*
FFFan80: >_o ...dear me...
FFFan80: <_<
Arch mage144: Ah, get up, no one bows to me unless I make them.
OMG Dirty: *Slight bow to Mr. Grumpychancellorpants*
OMG Dirty: Hey better safe than sorry.
FFFan80: 9_< ...my bunyons acting up... as if some strange, fate-defying event has taken place...
Smartzvn85: But, if I am correct this fortune telling with the cards is random, yes? I am anxious to wonder what random magic you have no control over would create.
OMG Dirty: IM: Especially when a valued possesion is saved from dummies.
Lithaladhwen: I think you're just looking for reasons to take them.
Arch mage144: That's just it--nothing bad happens unless someone else touches the cards.
FFFan80: ...son did you finally clean up those dishes like I asked you?... ¬_¬
FFFan80: */Meanwhile*
Smartzvn85: I am trying to prove my concern.
OMG Dirty: I can use them all day long and nothing will happen.
Papa Tymisonn: *sigh*
OMG Dirty: And I always tell people not to touch them when I use them.
Lithaladhwen: All you have to do to protect these cards...
Lithaladhwen: is prevent crime in this city.
Arch mage144: You're not going to be able to prove anything, Chancellor. Give it a rest.
Lithaladhwen: Instead of doing that you're in here persecuting gypsies.
Arch mage144: *grins* Trust me. Everything is fine.
OMG Dirty: IM: I'm making Shakti a big old roast with alot of that spice sauce. She actually looked mildly pleasant, so I can only assume she liked it.
Smartzvn85: ....Why does not anyone take my worries seriously? *deep sigh* Just go already, you are giving me a headache.
Arch mage144: Go? I was here first!
Smartzvn85: Not you!
OMG Dirty: *TAkes no further goading!*
Papa Tymisonn: Thank you, Chancellor. I appreciate i-
OMG Dirty: *Takes off running like a little jail bird making a break for it, multicolored skirts flying*
Papa Tymisonn: ... where'd she go? o.o
Lithaladhwen: *shakes her head at Hakaril with an affectionate grin* You're a crazy bastard, you know that? Good seeing you again, Silvar.
Papa Tymisonn: ... thank you again! *after her!*
FFFan80: .....excuse me a minute, gentelman.
FFFan80: *scoots!*
Smartzvn85: *to Shakti* I have quite a few stories about him, I can tell you....
Lithaladhwen: I'm sure. *eyeroll* Maybe you can tell me over coffee.
Arch mage144: IM: This should be good.
Lithaladhwen: IM: Jackass.
Smartzvn85: Say, Hakaril, remember the time you took that inane amount of money to buy a hotel?
Arch mage144: IM: She totally hates him. Or maybe she's just acerbic. I vote option two.
OMG Dirty: *Gleefully tearing down the street towards the market*
Arch mage144: That's just it.
FFFan80: *tries to find the gypsie woman, can he do so? =O*
Arch mage144: They wouldn't let me buy the hotel!
Papa Tymisonn: Farida! Slow down!
Smartzvn85: You wanted to fill it with COWS.
OMG Dirty: *HArd to miss her, she's pretty colorful*
FFFan80: o.o
Arch mage144: That money was a tip for the bellboy. He brought me a cow.
FFFan80: *follows*
OMG Dirty: *Skids to a halt at the spice stand*
Smartzvn85: *facepalms*
Arch mage144: And it wasn't for me, it was for Jazz. She was hungry, and I was drunk, and I felt charitable.
OMG Dirty: (XD *SNORT*)
Lithaladhwen: Who's Jazz?
Smartzvn85: ....Former jester.
Arch mage144: Any hotel that will bring a cow up as part of room service deserves a token of my appreciation, especially if it isn't my money.
OMG Dirty: (I still have a log of that somewhere.)
Lithaladhwen: That....sure. Makes sense.
Arch mage144: She's a vampire.
Lithaladhwen: Oh. Okay. Sorry. Go on.
Papa Tymisonn: ... why are we here?
Smartzvn85: ....I am now reminded to not let you have any alcohol, Silvar. You need help.
OMG Dirty: <_<
Arch mage144: ...cosmologically speaking?
OMG Dirty: The joy of sweet freedom?
OMG Dirty: Running is fun.
OMG Dirty: AND.
Arch mage144: I'm afraid you won't have to do anything for that, Chancellor. I swore I would stop drinking to my wife three years ago.
OMG Dirty: Your sister was actually willingly arguing my case and doing a good job.
Lithaladhwen: *eyebrow*
OMG Dirty: ......
OMG Dirty: I thought I'd get her a present.
Papa Tymisonn: See? She's good people!
Smartzvn85: Good. Makes my job easier. And the budget safer.
Lithaladhwen: I don't get you. You're a jackass and then again you aren't.
Arch mage144: Much.
OMG Dirty: Sure.
OMG Dirty: Right.
OMG Dirty: I was just going to get her some of the spice I used the other night.
OMG Dirty: I can tell she liked it.
Arch mage144: Well, I cheat every once in a while, but only special occasions. She isn't to know. Many demons are very easily addicted to things like alcohol...
OMG Dirty: ......And if feeding her gets her to be nice, then by the gods, I'll stuff her.
OMG Dirty: *smirk*
Arch mage144: I can't say I want that.
Papa Tymisonn: ^_^
Arch mage144: Not while being honest, anyway.
Papa Tymisonn: I'm glad you got along, even for a fleeting moment.
FFFan80: ....Excuse me.
Lithaladhwen: Okay. That's... okay. *shrug*
Arch mage144: There's something about succubi and decadence...
OMG Dirty: Yeah yeah.
OMG Dirty: Dont' get used to it.
Lithaladhwen: I think that's universal. Hell, I've heard about succubi, though much of it is probably slander in retrospect.
OMG Dirty: .....Um......yes?
OMG Dirty: Mr......guard?
FFFan80: Um...
FFFan80: ...
FFFan80: I just wanted to apologies. ~_~;
Papa Tymisonn: (Engrish.)
Lithaladhwen: In fact, I think everything they ever said was probably slander. *nod*
Arch mage144: (YOU BRUSH LIKE TOMATO)
Lithaladhwen: (YOU HAVE NO HONOR)
OMG Dirty: .......Uh.
OMG Dirty: ..............Thanks?
OMG Dirty: IM: Too many nice authority figures. My world perceptions are blown.
FFFan80: I didn't think it would get that out of control >.>;
Lithaladhwen: So I don't think most of what they taught people probably applies to your wife.
OMG Dirty: ....It wasn't that bad until that dude with the ass hair on his face came in......
Papa Tymisonn: ... that's the Chancellor, Daniel...
Arch mage144: Yeah, you might be correct.
OMG Dirty: *staring hard at Card's side*
OMG Dirty: .........Doesn't that hurt?
Papa Tymisonn: (*sings Morning After backwards*)
FFFan80: ...?
Arch mage144: (Does that make it the evening before?)
OMG Dirty: *Cardinal has a nice large gash from the reaperman*
OMG Dirty: o_o shouldn't we.......go take care of that?
FFFan80: ...OH! Goddess, I'm sorry
Lithaladhwen: I wonder if I should track down the others.
Lithaladhwen: No. You know what?
FFFan80: I should have done something sooner, just a moment.
Papa Tymisonn: ... I'll be fine. Just need to have it bandaged.
Lithaladhwen: I've done my good deed for the day.
Papa Tymisonn: ... eh?
FFFan80: If, that's ok that is.
Papa Tymisonn: Oh. By all means.
Lithaladhwen: I am the nicest woman in all of fucking creation. If I do one more good thing I'll freaking die.
Lithaladhwen: I'm sure of it.
FFFan80: 6.6 *checks the gash over*
FFFan80: ~.~ *then begins to incantate/pray*
Arch mage144: IM: Good of Dan to patch him up. I certainly can't do it.
Papa Tymisonn: (Dan: Charlie Sheen, Ben Vereen, change to the size of a lima bean...)
Arch mage144: ...I didn't realize that was deadly.
Lithaladhwen: I don't want to test it.
FFFan80: *Cardinal finds the wound much less stingy, and bleedy!*
Arch mage144: I can understand that.
FFFan80: *Though he'll probably still want someone to take a look at it*
FFFan80: .....>.o How's that?
Papa Tymisonn: Ah. Better. Thank you.
FFFan80: *nods* Any time
Lithaladhwen: It's ..."Cardinal's" *said with obvious distaste* fault. His altruistic crap is rubbing off on me.
Lithaladhwen: So not only is it potentially deadly, it's contagious.
OMG Dirty: o_o I think we should have a look at it at home......
Arch mage144: *laughing*
Arch mage144: You're more or less safe with me, I think.
OMG Dirty: *Gives her husband a slight pinch to the side*
Arch mage144: It isn't my job to be everyone's friend.
Papa Tymisonn: Gk! o.O
Papa Tymisonn: ... agreed.
Lithaladhwen: That's true. This is a good thing.
OMG Dirty: *And OFF Farida goes, zooming into the unknown! And by unknown, I mean their house.*
Lithaladhwen: I think I'm going to go sit under a tree again. They interrupted me with their crap earlier.
FFFan80: .......o_o
FFFan80: .......
Papa Tymisonn: .... wait. My sister knows the GENERAL alread- Where'd she go?
Lithaladhwen: See you around. Have to, you know. Go do a thing.
FFFan80: *being married himself, gets it*
Papa Tymisonn: ... see you later, Daniel! *BOOK!*
FFFan80: @_@;
FFFan80: ....bye.
Papa Tymisonn: (Card: I NEED TO BE RELATED TO MORE MEN. >.<)
Arch mage144: Yeah. Uh. A thing.
Arch mage144: IM: A thing?
Arch mage144: IM: Oh, right. Ultimate vagueness from Shakti is apparently the norm.
Lithaladhwen: *waves and heads out*
OnlineHost: OMG Dirty rolled 1 20-sided die: 6
OMG Dirty: (I need the sleep.)
OMG Dirty: (Take it easy, y'all.)
Papa Tymisonn: (I caught that vibe)
Lithaladhwen: (As do I.)
Papa Tymisonn: (... and someone stays unimpregnated?)
Lithaladhwen: (What?)
OMG Dirty: (nothing nothing.)
OMG Dirty has left the room.
Papa Tymisonn: (I'll tell ya in IM)
Lithaladhwen: (eeww.)
Lithaladhwen: (Don't even. I'll get IM cooties.)
Arch mage144: (XD)
CGNakibe: (This must be old joke night.)
Arch mage144: (IM cooties!)
FFFan80: (Bagaga)
Papa Tymisonn: (I see!)
FFFan80: (I mean, likely)
Lithaladhwen: (*receives AM cooties*)
Papa Tymisonn: (... indeed.)
Smartzvn85 has left the room.
Arch mage144: (Oh, I'll give you cooties alright)
Lithaladhwen: (XD)
Papa Tymisonn: (Hey hey! No innuendo in chat, you!)
FFFan80: (.....take it to aim you two =[ )
FFFan80: (IM even)
Arch mage144: (IM? How about the bed, it's about 7 feet behind me)
Arch mage144 has left the room.
CGNakibe: (Yeah, that's what YOUR MOM said. >:{{ )
Papa Tymisonn: (*coats it in FLAMES!*)
Lithaladhwen: (In New Jersey?)
Papa Tymisonn: (... and DANGIT! I wanted to do a thing with Guardsman Dae with that twerp!)